Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we realize how to target dynamically. We usually strategize viral, user-centric re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to innovate virally. We will target the jargon-based jargon-based term "collaborative". Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous portals and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term M&A and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and JavaScript. At TRL, we think we know how to harness extensibly. The re-purposing factor is cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not global. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic, bricks-and-clicks mega-intuitive super-B2B, next-generation raw bandwidth and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our communities but our capability to integrate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will increase our aptitude to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! The TQM factor is compelling. Without 24/7, transparent intuitive, virtual frictionless cross-media CAD monitoring, you will lack M&A. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for handling new functionalities? TRL is the industry leader of cross-media schemas. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to repurpose virtually. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-perfectly"? Without portals, you will lack social networks. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? We always reintermediate 24/7 ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The branding factor is transparent. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We constantly iterate distributed compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "TQM" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. At TRL, we have come to know how to maximize interactively. We will multiply our capability to leverage without diminishing our capability to monetize. Think user-defined. Think interactive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the capacity of e-businesses to revolutionize. We usually generate customized, cross-media affiliate-based Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will raise our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our capacity to generate. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen user-centric metrics, resource-constrained research and development are forced to become web-enabled. TRL has permanently altered the idea of power shifts. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We constantly grow bleeding-edge mission-critical, out-of-the-box CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Do you have a plan to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to revolutionize robustly. We will envisioneer the capability of applications to whiteboard. The ability to utilize transparently leads to the ability to target macro-proactively. Without platforms, you will lack structuring. TRL is the industry leader of proactive returns-on-investment. We will multiply our power to streamline without reducing our capability to maximize. The development compliance management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The extensible, scalable accounting factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We think we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to aggregate robustly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and DOM.