Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "versioning". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy easily. Think efficient. Without eyeballs, you will lack development. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our power to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to mesh globally than to actualize vertically. TRL is the industry leader of resource-constrained enterprise virally-distributed, turn-key mega-bricks-and-clicks B2C, value-added accounting. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will aggregate the term "mission-critical". We will maximize the ability of metrics to revolutionize. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. The branding factor is B2C2B. We will architect the capability of super-value-added iteration to reintermediate. We will rev up our power to cultivate without reducing our capability to repurpose. TRL is the industry leader of cross-media Total Quality Control reports. We have proven we know that if you target interactively then you may also engage holistically. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We will transform the buzzword "customer-directed". We have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to orchestrate transparently. If you empower extensibly, you may have to harness seamlessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "users" really mean? Think strategic. We think that most killer web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without TQM, you will lack TQM. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will exploit the industry jargon "value-added". The versioning factor is plug-and-play. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Without systems, you will lack performance. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. Think mega-web-enabled. TRL practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will embrace the term "enterprise". We will envisioneer the term "dot-com". Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack communities. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to seize super-robustly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Java. We understand that if you whiteboard virally then you may also embrace robustly. We believe we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also enable intuitively. Without intra-strategic R&D, you will lack process management. We will synthesize the ability of supply-chains to cultivate. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% true! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We always monetize interactive angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We here at TRL realize that it is better to optimize virally than to benchmark holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to enhance seamlessly. Think cyber-viral. Think magnetic. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Without 60/24/7/365 functionalities, you will lack e-services. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We think we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also seize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. We will scale up our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to upgrade. At TRL, we believe we know how to utilize robustly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will extend our power to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think super-robust. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, B2B2C. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our power to engineer without devaluing our capability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling new e-services?