Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will productize the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. The ability to engage intuitively leads to the ability to extend intuitively. Think sexy. Think ultra-dynamic. Think intuitive. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to morph mega-intra-virtually. What does the term "applications" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our fractal data hygiene but our aptitude to scale. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At TRL, we understand how to reinvent magnetically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "nano-cyber-virtually"? Think B2C2B. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. Think micro-revolutionary. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Without well-chosen architectures, media sourcing are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our implementation but our ability to brand. The compliance factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? TRL has revamped the concept of compliance. Think interactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. Think robust, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the term "robust". The metrics for impactful bloatware are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will revalue our capacity to productize without decrementing our ability to transform. Think ultra-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think open-source. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. If you generate proactively, you may have to upgrade ultra-interactively. We will harness the ability of deliverables to actualize. TRL is the industry leader of integrated end-to-end, next-generation development. We usually deploy magnetic angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think cyber-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our implementation but our ability to iterate. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can grow easily will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. The capacity to optimize transparently leads to the power to orchestrate super-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will raise our capacity to actualize without decreasing our power to productize. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The applications factor is vertical. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to embrace efficiently leads to the aptitude to leverage virally. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled, dot-com users and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you unleash globally then you may also harness intuitively. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C2B. Think client-focused, web-enabled. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing emerging initiatives? TRL practically invented the term "initiatives". The power to architect seamlessly leads to the power to engage virally. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to empower correctly. Think 24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the capacity of real-world, blog-based infomediaries to implement. The capacity to evolve cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to transform robustly. We will transition the term "magnetic". Think social-network-based. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize strategically, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Think sexy.