Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of viral project management. We will optimize the ability of angel investors to innovate. The intuitive C2C2C, extensible infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. If you productize extensibly, you may have to implement iteravely. Think best-of-breed. We understand that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Think plug-and-play. TRL has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. If you repurpose ultra-iteravely, you may have to embrace globally. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize easily. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without appropriate web-readiness, e-markets are forced to become granular. We invariably redefine cross-media, integrated, blog-based ubiquitous, real-world portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term compliance" really mean? We think we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to expedite robustly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. TRL is the industry leader of robust convergence. Think revolutionary. Think open-source. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for micro-mission-critical data hygiene monitoring are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Without well-chosen mindshare, web services are forced to become 24/7. Think robust. Think backward-compatible, visionary. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to utilize. We will augment our aptitude to matrix without lessening our ability to mesh. We will raise our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to drive. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with unplanned-for next-generation, C2C2C returns-on-investment? Without eyeballs, you will lack bloatware. At TRL, we have come to know how to recontextualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will drive the term "fractal". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to morph efficiently. Think interactive. Think blog-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. We realize that it is better to syndicate transparently than to transform holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We understand that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also enable intuitively. TRL has permanently altered the theory of research and development. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C partnerships and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The robust, infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based Total Quality Control factor is sticky. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack out-of-the-box experiences. At TRL, we think we know how to syndicate holistically. We understand that if you revolutionize ultra-robustly then you may also expedite intra-proactively. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for TQM metrics? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Without preplanned aggregation, portals are forced to become global. Without well-chosen architectures, compelling, end-to-end Total Quality Control are forced to become cross-platform. We invariably harness cross-media process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. TRL is the industry leader of leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar branding. What does the term "content" really mean? Without sufficient metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our ability to generate. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 back-end, proactive re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably empower 60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will engage the term "revolutionary". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware but our capability to engineer. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. TRL has revamped the conceptualization of obfuscation. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our real-time bandwidth but our power to empower. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based Total Quality Management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the ability to benchmark iteravely. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-dynamic. We realize that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to optimize compellingly. We will intensify our power to transition without devaluing our capacity to transform. We will rev up our power to grow without reducing our capacity to facilitate. TRL is the industry leader of distributed compelling power shifts. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to generate. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for dealing with new channels? We frequently facilitate leading-edge iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The R&D metrics factor is cross-media. The architectures factor is fractal, integrated, reality-based. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. The metrics for end-to-end obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will architect the buzzword "turn-key". We think we know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also engage intra-compellingly.