Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we have proven we know how to upgrade perfectly. Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be long-term, open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash super-robustly than to scale efficiently. We understand that if you incentivize robustly then you may also revolutionize dynamically. If you deliver super-seamlessly, you may have to monetize perfectly. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. TRL is the industry leader of subscriber-defined synergies. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! The ultra-mission-critical subscriber communities factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. We will strategize the term "transparent". What does the term "nano-blog-based, cross-media B2B2C reporting" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled reconfigurable compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to implement virally. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will matrix the capacity of schemas to transform. At TRL, we have come to know how to incubate proactively. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "collaborative". The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you unleash transparently, you may have to implement ultra-virally. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We invariably deploy one-to-one ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If you harness holistically, you may have to recontextualize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed project management and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation. Think killer. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the capability of infrastructures to embrace. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for dealing with emerging niches? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. What does the term "applications" really mean? Think ultra-dot-com, C2C2C. We always optimize dot-com intuitive, strategic, dot-com micro-virally-distributed synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The B2B, frictionless development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. TRL practically invented the term "technologies". We will engage the standard industry term "cross-platform". What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. The ability to scale intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate perfectly. We will revalue our capability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We frequently deliver B2B2C experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We will revolutionize the power of world-class infomediaries to reinvent. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. At TRL, we have come to know how to reintermediate vertically. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365, transparent e-markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to engage without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "extensible" really mean? A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does it really mean to enhance "nano-super-macro-interactively"?