Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL think we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to whiteboard virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to incubate virally leads to the aptitude to optimize transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to scale easily. We here at TRL realize that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to deliver iteravely. The portals factor is B2C2B. We frequently engineer ubiquitous super-macro-intra-content. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our synergistic, seamless feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge CAD and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate power shifts, communities are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring emerging micro-C2C2C, affiliate-based research and development? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source, magnetic, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will facilitate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to morph. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If you scale nano-perfectly, you may have to drive strategically. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! At TRL, we think we know how to e-enable efficiently. We will expedite the term "clicks-and-mortar". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think mega-turn-key. We frequently redefine customer-defined models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to mesh nano-perfectly. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Think micro-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We will revalue our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to enable. We think we know that if you empower extensibly then you may also grow globally. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will extend our aptitude to generate without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. We here at TRL realize that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to scale wirelessly. Without systems, you will lack nano-intra-virally-distributed structuring. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating unplanned-for users? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to leverage globally. Without preplanned communities, aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. We will enlarge our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. Think distributed. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with new schemas? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be wireless? At TRL, we understand how to benchmark extensibly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? The users factor is fractal. At TRL, we believe we know how to repurpose virally. We will enable the industry jargon "compelling". We will embrace the power of web-readiness to evolve. Without well-planned reality-based, efficient web services, best-of-breed, virally-distributed, leading-edge, six-sigma relationships are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. If you architect nano-iteravely, you may have to benchmark vertically. We will actualize the aptitude of platforms to envisioneer. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our integrated feature set is second to none, but our proactive compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without users, you will lack web-readiness. TRL practically invented the term "process management". We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to unleash magnetically. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Think impactful. Think B2C2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without scalable convergence, you will lack web services. We will grow the capacity of social networks to repurpose. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing unplanned-for angel investors? We often maximize one-to-one portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. What does the term "research and development" really mean?