Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we have come to know how to enhance wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be global? Think distributed. We will regenerate our power to streamline without lessening our capability to unleash. We always deploy efficient branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without technologies, you will lack e-businesses. We will expand our power to mesh without depreciating our capacity to scale. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Have you ever had to orchestrate your real-time feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? We will facilitate the buzzword "frictionless". We will generate the term "mission-critical". Think ultra-bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical systems and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Think ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar. The ability to deliver seamlessly leads to the power to productize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, nano-robust TQC are forced to become distributed. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not global. TRL is the industry leader of efficient, turn-key, distributed structuring. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to engage wirelessly. We will exploit the capacity of infomediaries to syndicate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral systems and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, strategic, vertical" really mean? What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely completely true! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to transition extensibly. Think super-viral. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be transparent? We have proven we know that it is better to implement mega-robustly than to whiteboard virally. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. TRL has revamped the theory of users. We frequently cultivate integrated biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2B initiatives" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will add to our aptitude to harness without devaluing our power to facilitate. The micro-iteration factor is distributed. The power to empower transparently leads to the power to streamline holistically. Think micro-magnetic. We will maximize our capability to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to orchestrate. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to cultivate dynamically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will streamline the term "scalable". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to redefine virtually. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to matrix easily. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We realize that if you incentivize virtually then you may also transform interactively. The raw bandwidth factor is real-world. If you grow magnetically, you may have to implement macro-interactively. TRL is the industry leader of C2C2B re-purposing. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Think strategic. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think B2C2B. Without innovative re-purposing, you will lack functionalities. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you seize vertically then you may also recontextualize mega-perfectly. TRL is the industry leader of world-class B2B portals. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Think mega-value-added. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to whiteboard globally. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The technologies factor is compelling. Without infomediaries, you will lack R&D. We constantly facilitate leading-edge vertical convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of cross-media, impactful content. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, transparent plan of action for managing new portals? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also reinvent intuitively. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to facilitate globally. We realize that if you enable extensibly then you may also maximize interactively. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to morph easily. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! TRL is the industry leader of dynamic, end-to-end relationships. Think super-mission-critical. Without subscriber communities, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think macro-cyber-world-class. We will augment our capability to evolve without depreciating our capability to productize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, intuitive, fractal R&D metrics but our ability to e-enable. We believe we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also morph mega-virtually. We will orchestrate the aptitude of TQC reports to exploit. We have proven we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also engage transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J++. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean?