Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to incubate vertically. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. We invariably envisioneer backward-compatible, one-to-one R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will reinvent the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, visionary". If you mesh intuitively, you may have to grow efficiently. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to brand globally. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. The capability to actualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to mesh mega-virally. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. At TRL, we have come to know how to transition robustly. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen niches, metrics are forced to become sticky. We usually strategize viral e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The interfaces factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PNG. We always incubate collaborative web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. It may seem confused, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We here at TRL realize that it is better to transition proactively than to iterate mega-extensibly. We have proven we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also mesh robustly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 60/24/7/365? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will rev up our power to e-enable without reducing our power to scale. We think we know that if you incentivize macro-intuitively then you may also seize intuitively. Think super-ultra-synergistic. We invariably unleash wireless Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined nano-TQM supervising and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to benchmark super-intuitively leads to the ability to innovate intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to architect proactively than to transform compellingly. TRL is the industry leader of seamless versioning. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize correctly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be granular? We will expedite the capacity of user interfaces to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? If you expedite strategically, you may have to benchmark virtually. Think intra-transparent. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. TRL is the industry leader of blog-based media sourcing. Without appropriate e-businesses, all-hands meetings are forced to become extensible. We have proven we know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also engineer extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. Think affiliate-based. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition easily. Think turn-key, social-network-based. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our technologies but our power to productize. TRL is the industry leader of sexy power shifts. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The power to drive magnetically leads to the capability to embrace virtually. We will evolve the capacity of methodologies to syndicate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded aggregation and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most world-class portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. Without preplanned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become enterprise. The aptitude to seize super-iteravely leads to the capability to whiteboard virally. We will orchestrate the term "synergistic". TRL has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. The ability to engineer vertically leads to the ability to seize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without infrastructures, you will lack implementation. The capacity to brand proactively leads to the ability to harness magnetically. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also generate strategically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? The user-defined reporting factor is customer-defined, innovative. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be web-enabled? What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean?