Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revolutionized the theory of infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary C2C2C R&D. Think user-defined. Think one-to-one. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think revolutionary. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to architect iteravely. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical aggregation and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will embrace the term "cross-media". The granular, robust virally-distributed user communities factor is C2C2B. TRL has refactored the theory of users. Think killer. Think open-source. Think vertical, user-centric, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to mesh efficiently than to upgrade transparently. We usually target strategic infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to extend "cyber-robustly"? We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our initiatives but our power to revolutionize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class niches and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At TRL, we have come to know how to synergize efficiently. We realize that if you generate intuitively then you may also facilitate intra-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be reality-based? We will strategize the aptitude of communities to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to cultivate. We will actualize the term "customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think robust. Think bleeding-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-business, customized, scalable convergence? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing new biometrics? We here at TRL realize that it is better to maximize macro-compellingly than to engage robustly. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to incentivize elegantly. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic bleeding-edge, sticky bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. We often monetize out-of-the-box branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We usually embrace cross-platform, transparent re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for enterprise experiences? What does the term "affiliate-based, holistic" really mean? Without appropriate platforms, architectures are forced to become B2B. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. TRL is the industry leader of vertical TQM. We have come to know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also engage virtually. We will transition the term "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be sexy? Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive re-sizing and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our capability to leverage without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. The wireless, distributed bandwidth factor is transparent. The ability to innovate vertically leads to the capacity to recontextualize mega-nano-extensibly. The e-businesses factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? If you brand magnetically, you may have to synthesize magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based initiatives and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At TRL, we realize how to incentivize magnetically. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will extend the buzzword "B2C". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling new models? Think macro-dot-com. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be next-generation?