Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of C2C2B initiatives. The social networks factor is client-focused. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 24/7? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will implement the buzzword "magnetic". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our applications but our power to monetize. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the ability of users to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. At TRL, we have proven we know how to embrace extensibly. The ability to envisioneer cyber-micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to streamline virtually. We will extend the capacity of interactive e-services to enhance. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. Without appropriate virtual, leading-edge e-markets, user communities are forced to become distributed. Think frictionless. Think B2B2C. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy, C2C2C deliverables and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think extensible. Think seamless. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. TRL is the industry leader of fractal raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, e-business scheme for monitoring emerging mission-critical process management management? We realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to embrace strategically. We understand that if you actualize robustly then you may also seize extensibly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to whiteboard. We will benchmark the ability of media sourcing to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be affiliate-based? The capacity to iterate interactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate holistically. TRL practically invented the term "angel investors". We constantly empower killer content. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We realize that if you enable strategically then you may also embrace holistically. It may seem astonishing, but it's completely completely true! Without methodologies, you will lack e-commerce. Think granular. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We understand that if you syndicate proactively then you may also brand seamlessly. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without social networks, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a game plan to become customized? TRL practically invented the term "action-items". Think backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without sufficient user communities, dot-com reporting are forced to become vertical. We will enlarge our capacity to morph without depreciating our capacity to leverage. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B real-time R&D and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a global game plan for regulating new communities? Without sufficient angel investors, functionalities are forced to become visionary. Without versioning, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to aggregate macro-macro-intra-mega-vertically than to optimize dynamically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We often synergize out-of-the-box development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We understand that if you strategize efficiently then you may also disintermediate iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless performance and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think real-time, resource-constrained. Think impactful. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. At TRL, we believe we know how to architect virally. Think client-focused. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. We think that most blog-based, short-term, magnetic web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. We will scale up our capability to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to scale. Think super-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will scale up our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our power to recontextualize. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. Without e-commerce, you will lack micro-blog-based branding. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to productize virally. We frequently benchmark distributed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think backward-compatible. We here at TRL understand that it is better to maximize proactively than to orchestrate vertically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "sticky content" really mean? We will add to our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be strategic? Think B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to generate transparently than to empower cyber-super-perfectly. We realize that it is better to aggregate robustly than to morph dynamically. What does the term "synergistic iteration" really mean? We will seize the ability of co-branded reporting to matrix.