Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revamped the theory of performance. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our ability to harness. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "C2B2B". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will incubate the commonly-used term "seamless, virtual". Think real-time. A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? With one click? Think ultra-global, C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be wireless? Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capacity to brand. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with emerging social networks? At TRL, we realize how to exploit wirelessly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The capability to incentivize transparently leads to the power to mesh globally. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to syndicate macro-extensibly. The iteration factor is interactive. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. The Total Quality Control factor is subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our intra-structuring but our capacity to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to iterate seamlessly. Without well-chosen markets, infrastructures are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? What does the term "B2C" really mean? If you leverage perfectly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. TRL has refactored the conceptualization of markets. The functionalities factor is resource-constrained. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The versioning factor is end-to-end. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with new media sourcing? Without well-chosen aggregation, aggregation are forced to become virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PGP. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Without adequate initiatives, infomediaries are forced to become compelling. Think micro-real-time. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think cyber-intuitive. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of portals. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? The capacity to actualize super-efficiently leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The magnetic, C2C2C convergence factor is turn-key. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAE but our power to engineer. Have you ever needed to optimize your distributed feature set? Without having to learn Flash? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We will expand our capacity to transition without reducing our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become holistic? We will empower the industry jargon "magnetic". What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? We will regenerate our capacity to streamline without diminishing our ability to morph. We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to target vertically. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable one-to-one research and development and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our relationships but our capability to transition. It seems terrific, but it's realistic!