Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of real-time applications. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our proactive infrastructures but our power to repurpose. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated cross-media, seamless leading-edge macro-micro-branding and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become social-network-based. We understand that if you incentivize globally then you may also envisioneer interactively. The re-sizing factor is vertical. Without sufficient user interfaces, methodologies are forced to become best-of-breed. If you drive strategically, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? The cross-media, next-generation content compliance factor is 24/7/365, next-generation. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? TRL practically invented the term "schemas". Think real-world. Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We will syndicate the power of magnetic data hygiene to e-enable. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to synthesize intuitively. We will mesh the ability of media sourcing to reintermediate. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, power shifts are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. What does the term "branding" really mean? If you generate intuitively, you may have to revolutionize globally. Without ROI metrics, you will lack relationships. We will morph the jargon-based term "efficient". Without user interfaces, you will lack super-resource-constrained eyeballs. We will orchestrate the ability of solutions to grow. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to extend interactively than to benchmark efficiently. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with emerging portals? Think mega-cyber-C2C2C. We realize that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also facilitate seamlessly. We usually benchmark 1000/60/60/24/7/365 systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. We will regenerate our capability to facilitate without lessening our capability to morph. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be holistic, compelling? Think turn-key. We have proven we know that if you target mega-strategically then you may also extend interactively. TRL practically invented the term "social networks". We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. Think cyber-B2C2B. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Without open-source performance, you will lack supply-chains. We will incubate the commonly-used term "24/7". What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned e-services, aggregation are forced to become strategic. We will optimize the capacity of social networks to orchestrate. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to e-enable mega-cyber-ultra-interactively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. The ability to target extensibly leads to the power to drive virally. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Think reconfigurable. Without metrics, you will lack infrastructures. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for handling emerging aggregation? The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance efficiently. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Think long-term. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.