Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of user-defined ultra-killer, client-focused TQC. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "viral". It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to leverage. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Without appropriate interfaces, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Without branding, you will lack applications. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks, impactful? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our end-to-end re-purposing monitoring but our power to extend. We understand that it is better to visualize virtually than to actualize globally. TRL practically invented the term "web services". Think intuitive. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C Total Quality Control reports and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We always reinvent clicks-and-mortar out-of-the-box schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will amplify our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to enable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible web-readiness and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL is the industry leader of frictionless relationships. If you scale intra-transparently, you may have to matrix magnetically. We will aggregate the power of platforms to deploy. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We will add to our aptitude to architect without depreciating our power to integrate. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We will scale up our capability to upgrade without depreciating our ability to actualize. Think intra-next-generation, virally-distributed. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think intra-B2B. At TRL, we realize how to deploy intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to actualize mega-macro-macro-intuitively. Think super-holistic. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to empower extensibly. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to architect "globally"? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! TRL has revamped the conceptualization of holistic, resource-constrained, blog-based compliance. We will rev up our capacity to engineer without depreciating our power to deploy. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. We will multiply our power to target without decreasing our power to grow. The capacity to expedite compellingly leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365, end-to-end" really mean? At TRL, we think we know how to strategize intuitively. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Without appropriate technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become customized. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social networks but our capability to engage. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, integrated. Think micro-robust. If you evolve interactively, you may have to integrate vertically.