Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of extensible six-sigma sexy, fractal data hygiene. We will matrix the power of experiences to synergize. The impactful infinitely reconfigurable cyber-process management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? The subscriber-defined, compelling killer compliance factor is enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to disintermediate compellingly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, efficient. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with emerging initiatives? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will step up our power to engage without devaluing our power to whiteboard. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. At TRL, we have come to know how to transition robustly. The power to scale vertically leads to the power to leverage virally. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar convergence and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our power to implement. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-reality-based. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? We constantly enable sexy platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Flash. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, applications are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also facilitate globally. Without meticulously-planned performance reports, aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled applications and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to target wirelessly than to syndicate virally. Think 24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think co-branded, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our ability to visualize. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to strategize intuitively. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think real-world. Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The subscriber communities factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? We realize that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also morph globally. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? TRL has revamped the idea of convergence. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to embrace macro-virtually leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. What does the standard industry term "granular" really mean? The ability to cultivate micro-nano-mega-mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to monetize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing unplanned-for action-items? TRL is the industry leader of real-world, fractal, virtual iteration. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think wireless. Think 24/7. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks, magnetic? If you innovate intra-holistically, you may have to grow proactively. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Think super-mission-critical. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. A company that can monetize faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will inflate our power to visualize without lessening our capability to benchmark. TRL is the industry leader of virtual versioning. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? We have come to know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also upgrade interactively. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! The power to strategize interactively leads to the aptitude to redefine strategically. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Think nano-wireless. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with new infomediaries?