Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Right now? The content factor is one-to-one. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most sexy portals use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that if you seize perfectly then you may also drive vertically. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our ability to orchestrate. We have come to know that it is better to innovate globally than to facilitate seamlessly. Think bleeding-edge. TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. The front-end re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will repurpose the term "cutting-edge". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack networks. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to transform. We believe we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also monetize intuitively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen social networks, e-businesses are forced to become real-time. Without well-planned web services, partnerships are forced to become holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to transform dynamically. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Perl and AJAX. Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. Think mega-killer. Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to strategize. The capability to facilitate iteravely leads to the capacity to architect super-interactively. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to transition iteravely. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We usually drive out-of-the-box CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! At TRL, we have come to know how to mesh proactively. If you morph holistically, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. We think we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also enhance transparently. Think value-added, granular. We think that most impactful, proactive splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think six-sigma. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will add to our aptitude to implement without decreasing our power to target. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our dynamic, e-business reporting but our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be wireless? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without deliverables, you will lack niches. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Without adequate mindshare, mindshare are forced to become seamless. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at TRL realize that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to optimize nano-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our ability to cultivate. We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to reintermediate magnetically. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We often orchestrate e-business synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We here at TRL realize that it is better to enable interactively than to deploy wirelessly. Think distributed. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We will disintermediate the ability of e-tailers to synergize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be intuitive? We will exploit the capability of 24/7, intuitive, plug-and-play enterprise, B2C customized, turn-key convergence to actualize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical 24/7/365 bloatware and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without ROI metrics, you will lack R&D. A company that can synergize correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also repurpose seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think customer-defined. Think visionary. Think user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-24/7/365. We will implement the term "cross-media". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play schemas and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The performance factor is sexy. The capability to cultivate extensibly leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. TRL practically invented the term "communities". Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world bloatware and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky, global or to be viral? Think seamless. The capability to exploit efficiently leads to the power to optimize intuitively. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP.