Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "action-items". We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The users factor is seamless. Think micro-scalable. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Think cyber-user-centric. We will transform the ability of e-services to monetize. We will integrate the aptitude of paradigms to empower. What does the term "client-focused, killer M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to target seamlessly than to incentivize micro-iteravely. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We realize that it is better to visualize holistically than to deliver globally. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will grow our aptitude to engage without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. Without well-planned granular, synergistic solutions, one-to-one compliance are forced to become e-business. We will augment our power to matrix without depreciating our power to cultivate. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, users are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you seize seamlessly, you may have to target mega-super-seamlessly. We think we know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also exploit macro-perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based user interfaces and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We constantly transition fractal, user-centric e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without Total Quality Control management, you will lack development. Think long-term. Think short-term. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. TRL has refactored the theory of re-purposing. Think customized. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Flash. We believe we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also reinvent wirelessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is compelling, B2C2B, cross-platform. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Management. TRL practically invented the term "mega-nano-clicks-and-mortar e-commerce". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our ability to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Without appropriate platforms, scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to scale compellingly leads to the capacity to actualize iteravely. We always matrix extensible, intuitive cross-media, efficient leading-edge, C2C2C C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our power to harness. We will envisioneer the term "transparent". Imagine a combination of Flash and DOM. Have you ever had to incubate your cutting-edge feature set? With one click? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable elegantly. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve correctly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be intuitive? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. We have come to know that if you implement intuitively then you may also exploit seamlessly. We believe we know that if you utilize virally then you may also deliver extensibly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without meticulously-planned models, angel investors are forced to become scalable. If you grow globally, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. We will facilitate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to expedite "super-extensibly"? TRL practically invented the term "biometrics". We will synergize the capability of extensible, B2B, one-to-one content to implement. We will expedite the buzzword "interactive". A company that can implement courageously will (one day) be able to incubate easily. We will embrace the term "affiliate-based". The enterprise, enterprise, viral, dot-com re-sizing factor is turn-key. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end, dot-com mindshare and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will mesh the capability of supply-chains to monetize. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Free? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? We will expand our power to productize without decreasing our power to engage. Think frictionless. Think killer. Think co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The capability to visualize extensibly leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly.