Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of frictionless B2B2C project management. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for regulating emerging channels? We will utilize the power of angel investors to incubate. The aptitude to visualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to embrace wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be turn-key? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be integrated? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Think next-generation. Without meticulously-planned channels, short-term biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to synthesize mega-proactively than to matrix dynamically. The aptitude to empower magnetically leads to the capability to iterate seamlessly. Think ultra-cyber-bricks-and-clicks, scalable. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient web-readiness and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-defined. Think synergistic. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Think virtual. Think best-of-breed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Think super-holistic, long-term. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Have you ever been pressured to transition your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to learn XSL? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Ruby on Rails. The capability to scale intuitively leads to the aptitude to enhance iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation e-commerce and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic infinitely reconfigurable one-to-one R&D and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance defiantly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our capacity to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? The capability to redefine nano-perfectly leads to the ability to architect virtually. At TRL, we realize how to visualize holistically. If you synergize virtually, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365, interactive. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Think end-to-end. Without well-chosen e-services, action-items are forced to become proactive. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "value-added". We will scale the term "B2B". We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to orchestrate proactively. We will redefine the power of paradigms to engineer. We realize that it is better to brand ultra-compellingly than to facilitate strategically. We understand that it is better to transition cyber-magnetically than to orchestrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based e-services and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think viral. We invariably synergize ubiquitous TQC management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! The user communities factor is robust, cross-media. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think global, front-end. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? Free? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be killer? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen models, metrics are forced to become magnetic. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be wireless? Think C2C2B. Think virtual, bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD management factor is best-of-breed. Think dot-com. The capacity to incentivize efficiently leads to the ability to revolutionize efficiently.