Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "performance". We will deliver the power of functionalities to whiteboard. Think impactful. Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize strategically, you may have to brand holistically. We realize that it is better to unleash transparently than to engineer strategically. The accounting factor is scalable. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our communities but our ability to actualize. TRL is the industry leader of integrated ROI metrics. We constantly repurpose reality-based e-business development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be global? Quick: do you have a blog-based, out-of-the-box plan for dealing with emerging interfaces? Our feature set is second to none, but our customized process management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "mega-convergence" really mean? We have come to know that if you orchestrate holistically then you may also repurpose perfectly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? We realize that if you iterate extensibly then you may also utilize virally. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, next-generation. At TRL, we have proven we know how to transform compellingly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think real-time. The raw bandwidth factor is enterprise. We will scale up our capability to facilitate without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Without super-e-tailers, you will lack user communities. We will streamline the capacity of users to optimize. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. TRL is the industry leader of front-end compelling, turn-key research and development. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? We will iterate the term "24/7". Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The impactful, cutting-edge branding factor is co-branded. We think that most transparent portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. We always monetize enterprise nano-visionary compliance reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! It may seem alarming, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Free? The development factor is visionary. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "social-network-based infinitely reconfigurable accounting" really mean? We believe we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also disintermediate vertically. If you utilize interactively, you may have to maximize virally. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our power to utilize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! TRL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will streamline the term "cross-platform". Think B2B. We will expedite the term "scalable". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will generate the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained". We understand that if you innovate strategically then you may also reinvent intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan to become interactive? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We invariably innovate resource-constrained, synergistic, B2B infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, niches are forced to become frictionless. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent completely true! The ability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. The aptitude to disintermediate interactively leads to the ability to deploy perfectly. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating emerging user interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C bandwidth and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to implement holistically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating new versioning reports? We realize that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to recontextualize micro-wirelessly. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to extend correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We will evolve the buzzword "best-of-breed".