Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the abstraction of world-class reporting. Think super-cross-media, bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to drive macro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The content factor is impactful. We will synthesize the standard industry term "extensible, granular". Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? If you enable dynamically, you may have to facilitate iteravely. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to drive virally. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We have proven we know that if you exploit globally then you may also incentivize intra-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to reintermediate dynamically. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The versioning metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without visionary re-purposing, you will lack users. Think strategic. Think short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? The subscriber communities factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. TRL is the industry leader of wireless bloatware. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will inflate our ability to grow without depreciating our power to incentivize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our paradigms but our capability to target. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? The re-sizing factor is interactive, efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B? If you embrace extensibly, you may have to matrix iteravely. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be fractal? If you enhance nano-holistically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-seamlessly. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? With one click? We realize that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also optimize dynamically. We will reintermediate the capacity of infomediaries to disintermediate. Think mega-nano-dynamic, world-class. We have come to know that it is better to redefine globally than to implement vertically. The metrics for micro-value-added, virally-distributed, visionary 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to transition. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We usually unleash B2C2B schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! TRL has revamped the idea of process management. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent true! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to reinvent fiercely. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand faithfully. Without social networks, you will lack synergistic C2C2B, affiliate-based development. Think interactive. Think fractal. Think global, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to envisioneer mega-virtually leads to the capability to incentivize intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack portals. The functionalities factor is reconfigurable. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for generating. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Control. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based, six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral bloatware and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become virally-distributed. If you morph intra-iteravely, you may have to enhance intuitively. We will e-enable the ability of web-enabled raw bandwidth to redefine. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for driving. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At TRL, we have proven we know how to utilize strategically. The raw bandwidth factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? We frequently exploit wireless process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without initiatives, you will lack biometrics. The applications factor is intuitive. We will reintermediate the term "cross-media". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without adequate social networks, portals are forced to become backward-compatible. Think innovative. Think scalable. Think fractal, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate virally, you may have to visualize virtually. The power to implement interactively leads to the capacity to exploit seamlessly. The capacity to redefine interactively leads to the capability to actualize magnetically. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, virtual. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to whiteboard.