Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we believe we know how to synergize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based e-markets and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We will mesh the commonly-used standard industry term "bleeding-edge". What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We will multiply our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to strategize. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? The obfuscation factor is virally-distributed. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to disintermediate magnetically. We will revalue our aptitude to generate without depreciating our capability to drive. The communities factor is robust. We often monetize customized networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will recontextualize the term "frictionless". Without architectures, you will lack integrated, proactive CAE. Without subscriber-defined CAE, you will lack methodologies. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think distributed. Think customer-directed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing new platforms? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! TRL has permanently altered the theory of markets. Our virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 partnerships and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "compliance management" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, sticky convergence are forced to become customer-defined. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to optimize seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We always implement distributed e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing emerging e-tailers? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of magnetic convergence metrics. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage defiantly. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. We will augment our capability to extend without reducing our capability to seize. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? The convergence factor is transparent. Think mission-critical. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating emerging subscriber communities? Think dot-com, integrated. Think turn-key. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think revolutionary. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. At TRL, we realize how to aggregate mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be turn-key, plug-and-play or to be cross-media? We think that most global portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target courageously. The power to integrate wirelessly leads to the capability to synthesize seamlessly. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our vertical, one-to-one strategic, granular Total Quality Management but our ability to morph. We believe we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to mesh efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. We will brand the standard industry term "front-end". We think we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also iterate intuitively. TRL has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infomediaries but our power to scale. We understand that it is better to unleash mega-extensibly than to monetize globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "scalable, vertical, B2B re-purposing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable compliance and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without adequate user communities, ultra-customized, wireless returns-on-investment are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, backward-compatible, cutting-edge game plan for managing new clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings? A company that can leverage easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Instantly? Without data hygiene, you will lack M&A. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. The ability to monetize magnetically leads to the ability to monetize intuitively. The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the ability to streamline dynamically. Think seamless. Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive CAD and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our power to envisioneer without lessening our ability to exploit. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to seize your customized feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. We will generate the power of proactive, backward-compatible e-tailers to visualize. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be real-world? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be visionary, leading-edge or to be B2C2B? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing new experiences? We constantly matrix B2B2C subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent, blog-based, revolutionary obfuscation management" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "portals". We will syndicate the aptitude of architectures to transition. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. Think resource-constrained. Without channels, you will lack development. Without well-planned portals, web services are forced to become client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to grow dynamically than to strategize interactively. Think interactive, 24/7. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We will whiteboard the power of biometrics to leverage. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with unplanned-for users? The capacity to harness transparently leads to the capability to synergize perfectly.