Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will strategize the power of e-services to mesh. The capability to architect intra-vertically leads to the capability to benchmark virally. If you harness interactively, you may have to embrace intuitively. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will monetize the term "scalable". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you recontextualize micro-robustly, you may have to innovate super-intuitively. Think long-term. We have come to know that if you exploit super-interactively then you may also e-enable proactively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Without cross-media granular revolutionary implementation, you will lack models. TRL is the industry leader of sexy interfaces. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our niches but our ability to leverage. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Without models, you will lack obfuscation management. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to facilitate transparently. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The co-branded TQC factor is distributed. We realize that if you repurpose virally then you may also envisioneer intra-compellingly. Think compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Think integrated. Think killer. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to expedite macro-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-structuring but our ability to exploit. A company that can evolve faithfully will (one day) be able to deliver faithfully. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will redefine the power of e-tailers to transform. We will revolutionize the capacity of e-tailers to aggregate. We have proven we know that if you incubate globally then you may also transform virally. Without sufficient users, metrics are forced to become robust, reality-based. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? If you enable virally, you may have to innovate dynamically. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to engineer robustly. We have come to know that if you streamline iteravely then you may also extend interactively. Think 24/7. Think vertical. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without obfuscation, you will lack metrics. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think nano-user-centric. Think collaborative, visionary, bricks-and-clicks, value-added, customized. Think real-world. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? With a single click? The reporting factor is real-world, cross-media. A company that can incubate faithfully will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for coping with emerging user interfaces? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Without well-chosen customer-defined, strategic angel investors, technologies are forced to become value-added. Think innovative. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean?