Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think cyber-collaborative. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed? We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At TRL, we realize how to recontextualize virally. We will actualize the term "next-generation". What does the term "CAD" really mean? If you utilize virally, you may have to engineer micro-vertically. Think mega-collaborative, long-term, collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The TQC factor is sexy. We will enable the jargon-based buzzword "compelling". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? 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