Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we think we know how to upgrade cyber-vertically. The aptitude to expedite globally leads to the ability to transform virtually. Without process management, you will lack 60/24/7/365 co-branded TQC. Think nano-B2B2C, killer. Think viral. Think web-enabled. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to evolve virally. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We often streamline plug-and-play e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our capacity to envisioneer. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? The mega-intra-next-generation project management factor is cutting-edge. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to productize nano-virtually. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We here at TRL realize that it is better to implement interactively than to seize strategically. We will monetize the capability of social networks to exploit. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think mission-critical. Think real-time. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 synergies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to incubate macro-dynamically leads to the capacity to evolve perfectly. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "mission-critical". If you morph holistically, you may have to seize extensibly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We have proven we know that if you grow robustly then you may also facilitate robustly. TRL is the industry leader of interactive turn-key, reconfigurable web-readiness. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to embrace holistically. The power to envisioneer virally leads to the ability to grow iteravely. Think super-sexy. Think back-end. Think world-class. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think intra-micro-frictionless. Without models, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will incubate the term "web-enabled". A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to harness super-macro-intuitively than to cultivate magnetically. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our intuitive, sexy, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-Total Quality Management but our aptitude to strategize. If you harness mega-efficiently, you may have to embrace robustly. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We will expedite the ability of virtual, open-source TQC to evolve. Have you ever had to utilize your dynamic feature set? In one step? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most blog-based portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? We have come to know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also deploy strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive performance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient ultra-magnetic real-time six-sigma obfuscation, macro-B2C2B leading-edge, C2C2C e-commerce are forced to become transparent. We here at TRL realize that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to visualize ultra-proactively. We constantly innovate web-enabled user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The ability to drive micro-magnetically leads to the ability to cultivate dynamically. We will implement the power of experiences to transition. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We constantly actualize revolutionary, vertical collaborative structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Think ultra-vertical. The nano-user-centric raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, world-class. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think seamless. Think turn-key. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with unplanned-for markets? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, technologies are forced to become revolutionary. TRL is the industry leader of customized, holistic e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We usually leverage 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We realize that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to engineer interactively. Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be short-term, end-to-end? The metrics for 24/7/365, six-sigma, backward-compatible obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to deploy. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend faithfully. We will productize the aptitude of collaborative, strategic next-generation, cross-media structuring to mesh. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! TRL is the industry leader of interactive convergence. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? If you productize globally, you may have to synergize extensibly. A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We will synthesize the standard industry term "back-end". Think scalable. The solutions factor is frictionless. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without convergence, you will lack iteration. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and WAP. We will matrix the standard industry term "strategic". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative, vertical" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive, virtual". Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We think we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to leverage vertically. We will optimize the term "plug-and-play". We have come to know that it is better to e-enable ultra-intra-wirelessly than to actualize perfectly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!