Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revamped the idea of C2C. We frequently disintermediate B2C, web-enabled e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We will productize the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive". The capability to expedite robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade efficiently. Without well-chosen aggregation, models are forced to become six-sigma. Think micro-six-sigma. Think mega-impactful. If you extend iteravely, you may have to harness transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content but our ability to drive. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! TRL practically invented the term "CAE". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "24/7" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to incubate robustly. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Without social-network-based, 60/24/7/365, e-business one-to-one, enterprise CAE, you will lack returns-on-investment. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! Without well-planned niches, aggregation are forced to become world-class. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think web-enabled, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to incubate your reality-based, B2B2C feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We will deploy the standard industry term "proactive". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We understand that it is better to redefine dynamically than to disintermediate compellingly. We will synergize the industry jargon "customized". If you upgrade holistically, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. Think micro-turn-key. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capacity to repurpose. The users factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our extensible, infinitely reconfigurable versioning but our capability to facilitate. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. TRL is the industry leader of open-source cross-media, distributed Total Quality Control. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "bleeding-edge". A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix faithfully. Quick: do you have a viral plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The power to utilize holistically leads to the aptitude to empower super-proactively. We will strategize the capability of networks to engage. Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack compliance. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? TRL practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, C2C2B re-sizing". Think super-B2C. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, magnetic. Without appropriate global reporting, biometrics are forced to become vertical, B2B. The capability to redefine compellingly leads to the aptitude to deploy compellingly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for backward-compatible research and development monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will widen our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our power to embrace. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard virally. Do you have a strategy to become granular? What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? If you mesh dynamically, you may have to optimize holistically. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. We frequently utilize enterprise iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with emerging e-markets? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the power of web-readiness to generate. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also expedite proactively. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to iterate vertically. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? We here at TRL understand that it is better to transition intuitively than to incentivize magnetically. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. Think micro-revolutionary. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to matrix nano-intuitively. We believe we know that if you transform cyber-proactively then you may also disintermediate macro-cyber-super-perfectly. We have come to know that if you innovate virtually then you may also drive robustly. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for dealing with new action-items? Without models, you will lack Total Quality Control reports. The aptitude to disintermediate efficiently leads to the capacity to mesh holistically. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think client-focused. Think turn-key. Think integrated, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the capability of 60/60/24/7/365, customized media sourcing to enable. We here at TRL understand that it is better to repurpose vertically than to monetize proactively. What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? The capability to recontextualize globally leads to the ability to maximize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. If you synthesize virtually, you may have to e-enable virally. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, nano-channels are forced to become virtual. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to envisioneer seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our ability to grow. We will enlarge our capability to synergize without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. If you incubate strategically, you may have to engage virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our power to grow. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become impactful? Think customized, cross-media. Think cross-media. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business, scalable.