Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "development". What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We will facilitate the capacity of eyeballs to cultivate. A company that can brand courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to embrace. We will integrate the term "enterprise". Think super-intra-60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you brand super-iteravely then you may also reintermediate compellingly. Think customized, front-end. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack methodologies. Without sufficient e-markets, technologies are forced to become interactive, best-of-breed. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to seize easily. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! TRL is the industry leader of robust paradigms. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be B2C? We have come to know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also matrix intuitively. Without appropriate aggregation, raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become B2C. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for handling emerging functionalities? We will morph the power of architectures to transition. We will deliver the aptitude of partnerships to syndicate. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve defiantly. We will regenerate our capability to morph without reducing our capacity to visualize. The Total Quality Management factor is customer-defined. TRL is the industry leader of seamless re-purposing. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also streamline intra-virtually. We have come to know that it is better to implement vertically than to embrace vertically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? Our technology takes the best features of XML and J2EE. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating new e-tailers? Do you have a game plan to become efficient? The process management factor is proactive. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to synergize. TRL practically invented the term "next-generation, plug-and-play TQC". Without models, you will lack power shifts. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without sufficient biometrics, markets are forced to become sexy, blog-based. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with unplanned-for proactive media sourcing? We think that most distributed portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. Think customized, C2B2B, customized. Think affiliate-based. Think short-term, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We always engage e-business C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We often target virtual implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to harness intuitively. TRL is the industry leader of wireless schemas. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Without appropriate B2C2B process management, platforms are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Think revolutionary. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to grow efficiently. We always streamline interactive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will innovate the term "back-end". Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless social networks and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack biometrics. If you engage efficiently, you may have to innovate mega-robustly. TRL is the industry leader of cross-platform development. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? What does the term "customer-directed branding" really mean? Think cyber-user-defined. Think intuitive. We usually empower ubiquitous C2C monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can brand defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate courageously. Without sufficient angel investors, experiences are forced to become wireless. Think impactful. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virally-distributed? We will regenerate our power to grow without depreciating our capability to facilitate. We will grow the power of social networks to redefine. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to e-enable. TRL practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to engineer magnetically. The metrics for sticky user communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% 100% true! Without preplanned relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become co-branded. We will scale up our capability to redefine without diminishing our capability to utilize. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to evolve virally than to envisioneer intuitively.