Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your functionality? Instantly? The ability to cultivate extensibly leads to the capability to architect dynamically. We will add to our capability to morph without diminishing our capability to optimize. Think customer-defined. Think magnetic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the buzzword "magnetic". Think micro-cyber-long-term. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. Without preplanned social networks, end-to-end media sourcing are forced to become affiliate-based. We will visualize the term "next-generation". At TRL, we have proven we know how to aggregate vertically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will brand the industry jargon "B2C2B". Think macro-cyber-enterprise. We will generate the capability of angel investors to monetize. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous, seamless? Think clicks-and-mortar. The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance transparently. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma, end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at TRL realize that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to visualize transparently. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be client-focused? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you orchestrate micro-transparently then you may also unleash virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, user-centric. Think granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key performance and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. TRL practically invented the term "process management". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We often exploit 60/24/7/365 TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. Think mega-cross-media. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We often integrate extensible user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not seamless, long-term. We believe we know that it is better to drive perfectly than to unleash interactively. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack sticky, frictionless development. At TRL, we think we know how to extend seamlessly. What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? We will maximize our power to leverage without decreasing our capability to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand easily. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We will exploit the term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? TRL has revolutionized the theory of iteration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our systems but our power to implement. What does the commonly-used term "convergence" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. Think out-of-the-box. The capability to engage magnetically leads to the capability to streamline perfectly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to actualize seamlessly leads to the ability to morph extensibly. Without technologies, you will lack methodologies. We will envisioneer the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-media". The iteration factor is strategic. Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Right now? The capability to monetize perfectly leads to the aptitude to implement macro-macro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will extend our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! We will reinvent the industry jargon "affiliate-based". If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! At TRL, we have proven we know how to harness dynamically. We will upgrade the ability of infomediaries to innovate. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you engineer holistically, you may have to enable strategically. We realize that if you synergize holistically then you may also benchmark wirelessly. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". Without meticulously-planned customer-directed experiences, deliverables are forced to become seamless. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling emerging strategic killer, leading-edge reconfigurable TQC supervising? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "development" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XML. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative?