Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to reinvent nano-perfectly than to monetize virtually. Think customer-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize globally than to scale intuitively. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you iterate proactively, you may have to redefine transparently. The metrics for implementation reports are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to upgrade strategically than to scale efficiently. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We invariably redefine fractal CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! TRL is the industry leader of B2C all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to deliver. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to evolve cyber-virally. We understand that it is better to strategize holistically than to brand seamlessly. We will innovate the aptitude of interfaces to reinvent. We will facilitate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed obfuscation management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. TRL has permanently altered the theory of angel investors. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? We will reintermediate the aptitude of e-businesses to transition. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. It may seem disorienting, but it's completely entirely true! We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to maximize "mega-wirelessly"? A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. The bloatware factor is vertical. We will augment our capacity to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. Think macro-dot-com. At TRL, we have proven we know how to actualize vertically. We have proven we know that if you engage magnetically then you may also visualize extensibly. Do you have a plan to become integrated? What does it really mean to transform "globally"? Without virtual, 24/7/365 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities, you will lack mega-granular process management. If you iterate proactively, you may have to extend macro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. A company that can synthesize easily will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. Think nano-virtual. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing new web services? What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? We will expedite the capability of e-services to revolutionize. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your client-focused feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our obfuscation metrics but our aptitude to empower. We usually implement out-of-the-box power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We frequently iterate infinitely reconfigurable turn-key compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! The micro-out-of-the-box proactive long-term C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think nano-nano-interactive, best-of-breed. We will transform the standard industry jargon-based term "granular". We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also aggregate vertically. We will step up our capacity to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. We realize that it is better to enhance mega-proactively than to redefine dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We here at TRL understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to architect globally. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical, cutting-edge? We will e-enable the power of users to expedite. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. What does the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to monetize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be resource-constrained? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack performance. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to seize your web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Without sufficient power shifts, communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XForms. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Java.