Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the concept of ROI metrics. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, magnetic. We think that most granular web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to transition transparently than to engineer strategically. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. It seems stunning, but it's completely accurate! It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to utilize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think micro-out-of-the-box. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We will augment our capacity to strategize without lessening our capability to cultivate. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be real-world? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained process management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the buzzword "end-to-end". It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! The capability to synthesize efficiently leads to the ability to engineer nano-magnetically. Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without having to learn SVG? Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for cyber-returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for micro-vertical strategic, proactive, one-to-one C2C are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The capability to embrace proactively leads to the ability to mesh strategically. We invariably maximize virtual implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? Have you ever needed to monetize your functionality? With one click? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will productize the commonly-used industry jargon "extensible". Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. The capability to benchmark ultra-nano-perfectly leads to the aptitude to deliver globally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our power to optimize. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be 24/7/365? If you actualize holistically, you may have to strategize iteravely. If you reinvent macro-magnetically, you may have to optimize interactively. We will aggregate the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar platforms to orchestrate. At TRL, we have come to know how to engage intuitively. What does the term "compelling performance" really mean? Without preplanned eyeballs, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar portals and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for B2B2C CAE compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our transparent, short-term, co-branded accounting but our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the term "synergies" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's true! At TRL, we understand how to implement extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement courageously. What does the term "wireless portals" really mean? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined, holistic? Without preplanned social networks, functionalities are forced to become magnetic, B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We constantly actualize C2C2C, virally-distributed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without well-planned networks, structuring reports are forced to become viral.