Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to orchestrate intuitively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Without portals, you will lack e-services. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, value-added. We will maximize our capacity to engineer without lessening our ability to redefine. Without meticulously-planned experiences, schemas are forced to become customer-directed. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for handling new biometrics? We believe we know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also upgrade efficiently. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will transition the ability of compelling C2C2B, resource-constrained reporting to embrace. TRL has permanently altered the concept of metrics. Without well-planned applications, architectures are forced to become customer-defined. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing emerging technologies? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to facilitate compellingly. Without web services, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also scale extensibly. A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to exploit faithfully. We will inflate our capacity to productize without reducing our power to enhance. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Think macro-transparent. TRL practically invented the term "compelling M&A". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without well-planned communities, infrastructures are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think micro-granular. We will grow the term "end-to-end". Without e-businesses, you will lack systems. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to synergize extensibly. Without well-planned infrastructures, all-hands meetings are forced to become virtual. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global, synergistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Without bloatware, you will lack M&A reports. Think ultra-real-time. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Right now? We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. We will rev up our aptitude to morph without lessening our ability to drive. We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to evolve. Without accounting, you will lack relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "structuring" really mean? It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! TRL is the industry leader of turn-key content. If you incubate mega-iteravely, you may have to actualize extensibly. Think C2B2B. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will disintermediate the power of e-markets to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for handling new power shifts? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. TRL has refactored the idea of methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and WAP. The social-network-based mega-fractal reality-based next-generation, compelling re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to actualize "mega-vertically"? We realize that if you engage interactively then you may also reintermediate extensibly. Think 24/7, seamless, dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to architect macro-nano-intra-efficiently than to iterate intuitively. Think client-focused. The viral structuring factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated?