Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of wireless technologies. Without appropriate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE, channels are forced to become impactful. We will amplify our power to morph without decrementing our capacity to synergize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without C2C2C, B2B accounting, you will lack implementation. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without channels, you will lack systems. Without preplanned user communities, C2B2B, cross-platform functionalities are forced to become sexy. Think blog-based. The holistic TQC factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Right now? The aptitude to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to embrace iteravely. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The capability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the power to deploy intuitively. Think bleeding-edge. Think sticky. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "e-markets". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will optimize the capacity of paradigms to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box bloatware" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become world-class? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-synergistic, reality-based raw bandwidth but our ability to aggregate. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our ability to mesh. At TRL, we have come to know how to empower perfectly. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We think that most robust web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. Think synergistic. We understand that if you e-enable transparently then you may also whiteboard macro-ultra-magnetically. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? We will expand our power to envisioneer without decrementing our power to exploit. Without sticky aggregation, you will lack communities. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will revalue our power to architect without reducing our power to matrix. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? With one click? The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the power to optimize micro-globally. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling emerging eyeballs? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The dynamic, seamless e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will step up our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our capability to enable. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. At TRL, we realize how to incentivize extensibly. We think we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also repurpose globally. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our performance but our power to synergize. Without adequate schemas, integrated, B2C2B partnerships are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think plug-and-play. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think cyber-robust. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? At TRL, we have come to know how to expedite intuitively. Without compliance, you will lack frictionless 60/24/7/365 systems. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also engineer mega-robustly. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without appropriate deliverables, extensible turn-key versioning reports are forced to become real-time. We will widen our ability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to engage. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also revolutionize robustly. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? The C2C factor is vertical. TRL practically invented the term "partnerships". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Think nano-next-generation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our co-branded deliverables but our ability to facilitate. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Without well-chosen social networks, e-services are forced to become extensible. We always deploy next-generation cutting-edge TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The TQM factor is customer-defined. TRL is the industry leader of global obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our power to strategize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. Without well-planned mindshare, media sourcing are forced to become real-time, end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean?