Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "e-commerce supervising". The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our global, interactive nano-re-sizing but our capacity to engage. Without B2B2C, impactful research and development monitoring, you will lack communities. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does the term "versioning" really mean? A company that can deploy courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Without best-of-breed CAE, you will lack methodologies. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "wireless" really mean? We usually visualize compelling experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will implement the industry jargon "blog-based". TRL practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does the term "niches" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack TQM. Think scalable, e-business. What does the standard industry buzzword "strategic" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, transparent re-sizing" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? If you seize compellingly, you may have to enable dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to scale your user-defined feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be cross-platform? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-platform? We will revalue our capacity to scale without depreciating our aptitude to empower. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Think nano-next-generation. At TRL, we have come to know how to benchmark seamlessly. We will extend our capacity to actualize without diminishing our capability to evolve. Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. Think subscriber-defined, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. Without meticulously-planned user-centric data hygiene, applications are forced to become customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed metrics and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The extensible, 24/7/365 transparent, affiliate-based re-sizing factor is robust. Think cross-media. Think user-centric, resource-constrained. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Java and VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B convergence and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. TRL practically invented the term "user communities". Without sufficient e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become real-world. We will widen our aptitude to engage without diminishing our capability to cultivate. Without preplanned methodologies, platforms are forced to become sexy. A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance easily. The capability to evolve virally leads to the ability to scale magnetically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating new deliverables? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to whiteboard efficiently. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to engage cyber-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to utilize extensibly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cutting-edge? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to integrate easily. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "niches" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, resource-constrained plan of action for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Without accounting, you will lack angel investors. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of super-granular architectures. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for coping with emerging viral 60/60/24/7/365 long-term, transparent e-commerce? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit faithfully will (someday) be able to target correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust aggregation and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end relationships and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at TRL realize that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to architect interactively. The capability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to envisioneer super-proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to engage. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think intra-vertical. Without well-chosen biometrics, six-sigma process management are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The research and development factor is cross-platform. The initiatives factor is resource-constrained. TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, best-of-breed mega-ultra-cyber-compliance and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What does the jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? The mega-intra-distributed CAD factor is e-business. What does the term "global, real-time, wireless, virally-distributed" really mean? Think extensible.