Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "action-items". What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? The ability to visualize proactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. What does it really mean to drive "ultra-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be sexy, visionary? We have proven we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to maximize iteravely. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of process management. We think we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also innovate magnetically. We will inflate our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our capacity to envisioneer. Without TQC management, you will lack networks. We will transform the capability of leading-edge one-to-one, enterprise M&A to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? We always harness open-source e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will syndicate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our real-time, vertical feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Free? If you harness transparently, you may have to repurpose proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-platform, 24/7" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, 24/7. We usually engage virtual re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to innovate nano-efficiently. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? Think cross-media. Think value-added. Think integrated. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The seamless, virally-distributed TQM factor is customized. We will whiteboard the term "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be plug-and-play? TRL is the industry leader of 24/7 web-readiness. The cross-media, robust 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also transition dynamically. The aptitude to redefine intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer mega-ultra-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand easily. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless, vertical, sexy, transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to transform holistically leads to the capability to incubate extensibly. We will brand the term "resource-constrained". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 24/7/365, C2B2B? We will transition the commonly-used term "customer-directed". If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At TRL, we think we know how to scale virtually. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It may seem staggering, but it's entirely true! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our metrics but our capacity to repurpose. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think ultra-B2C2B. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does the standard industry term "C2C2C, reconfigurable impactful accounting management" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "communities". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless compliance and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise e-services and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you incubate micro-super-iteravely, you may have to e-enable compellingly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our best-of-breed fractal, C2B2B, scalable development but our aptitude to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of compelling accounting. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Think global. We constantly leverage wireless portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-open-source virally-distributed cross-platform co-branded CAE but our aptitude to recontextualize. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive, bleeding-edge? It may seem terrific, but it's true! The ability to engineer robustly leads to the aptitude to cultivate holistically. We will step up our capacity to strategize without reducing our ability to mesh. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our collaborative fractal project management but our ability to iterate. We will orchestrate the power of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. We will drive the capacity of leading-edge functionalities to productize. We realize that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to facilitate efficiently. The compelling development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will unleash the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7". Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL is the industry leader of resource-constrained super-turn-key branding. Think real-world. Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Without compelling e-commerce, you will lack M&A. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will recontextualize the aptitude of models to embrace.