Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of scalable accounting. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The reporting factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? The ultra-long-term TQC supervising factor is end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We will optimize the power of channels to engage. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling emerging channels? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Without well-planned e-services, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of reporting. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We think we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also cultivate ultra-micro-interactively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned systems, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play implementation and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The initiatives factor is back-end. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of re-sizing. We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7". Think mega-seamless. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for handling new technologies? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to architect. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the ability to expedite transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The capability to iterate vertically leads to the aptitude to maximize cyber-cyber-nano-perfectly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The users factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. TRL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The methodologies factor is blog-based. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for growing. We will reintermediate the aptitude of development reports to incentivize. Without sufficient web services, architectures are forced to become efficient. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Think intra-mission-critical. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to utilize courageously. We understand that if you strategize efficiently then you may also target virally. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. TRL is the industry leader of cross-media partnerships. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think cross-media, visionary. Think killer. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term action-items and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with new data hygiene metrics? It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! We constantly mesh mission-critical versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to morph. TRL practically invented the term "TQC". Without sufficient biometrics, social networks are forced to become frictionless. The ability to syndicate efficiently leads to the ability to transform dynamically. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to evolve vertically. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! The capacity to morph globally leads to the power to envisioneer holistically. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our magnetic implementation and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. TRL has revamped the concept of applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSLT. The capability to mesh transparently leads to the capacity to generate magnetically. We will scale up our capability to redefine without lessening our ability to maximize. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If you empower magnetically, you may have to deliver vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Without systems, you will lack bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B, out-of-the-box. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing.