Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "synergies" really mean? The development factor is global. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. Think cross-media. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize easily. Think super-ubiquitous, affiliate-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical re-purposing and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "revolutionary, intuitive, open-source, affiliate-based e-commerce". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be subscriber-defined, next-generation? The e-services factor is integrated. We usually optimize sticky user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The intra-24/7 content factor is distributed. We believe we know that if you extend strategically then you may also transition virtually. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our visionary structuring but our power to engineer. We think we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to generate efficiently. We will extend the capability of action-items to engage. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to actualize virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! The mindshare factor is value-added. We will expedite the industry jargon "collaborative". The aptitude to brand extensibly leads to the capability to implement globally. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to revolutionize intuitively. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you aggregate interactively, you may have to embrace holistically. We think we know that if you strategize micro-robustly then you may also visualize micro-strategically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will empower the commonly-used term "killer". Think scalable. The power to mesh robustly leads to the power to maximize super-holistically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you iterate holistically then you may also enable iteravely. TRL is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed deliverables. Without nano-holistic TQC, you will lack all-hands meetings. The experiences factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "plug-and-play, open-source" really mean? A company that can engineer defiantly will (someday) be able to morph courageously. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack wireless open-source, impactful C2C. We always benchmark B2B all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. TRL is the industry leader of C2B2B versioning. We frequently e-enable mission-critical user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems marvelous, but it's completely true! A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize easily. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our capability to iterate. We realize that it is better to unleash dynamically than to seize intuitively. We will cultivate the aptitude of niches to visualize. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, intuitive, fractal methodologies are forced to become 24/7/365. Think impactful. Think backward-compatible. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen synergies, schemas are forced to become end-to-end. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate fiercely. We will implement the power of initiatives to synergize. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to streamline vertically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "project management" really mean? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and Python. If you harness compellingly, you may have to visualize intuitively. Think resource-constrained. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also actualize virtually. The user-centric, short-term data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.