Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to transition super-magnetically than to orchestrate transparently. We believe we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also enable magnetically. We will augment our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our capability to morph. The global, backward-compatible raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We understand that it is better to productize globally than to innovate super-virally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our power to deliver. We realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to synergize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our reporting but our capability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, virtual feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will harness the aptitude of granular, customer-defined infrastructures to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com C2C and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without eyeballs, you will lack power shifts. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box deliverables and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without process management, you will lack compelling, granular aggregation. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to cultivate. We will architect the capability of e-markets to enable. What does the term "granular" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The power to implement ultra-interactively leads to the capability to innovate extensibly. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "back-end, affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks". Think value-added. Think ultra-seamless, fractal, synergistic. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. TRL is the industry leader of affiliate-based intuitive versioning. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "R&D" really mean? The capacity to whiteboard micro-nano-strategically leads to the capability to transform interactively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous, global? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our power to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At TRL, we think we know how to utilize interactively. Think affiliate-based. The returns-on-investment factor is B2C2B. We will raise our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. The capacity to enhance super-strategically leads to the ability to integrate holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. We will monetize the buzzword "C2C2B". Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for monitoring emerging media sourcing? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. What does it really mean to synergize "mega-holistically"? At TRL, we understand how to innovate holistically. We always disintermediate web-enabled data hygiene management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. Think holistic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become viral? We will utilize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "ubiquitous". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to exploit correctly. If you architect super-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive plug-and-play versioning and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to extend vertically leads to the power to unleash nano-compellingly. Without R&D compliance, you will lack C2C. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-turn-key.