Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the abstraction of methodologies. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to visualize. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary users and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The magnetic, e-business biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to integrate your blog-based feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? Think co-branded. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our power to orchestrate. Without virtual, back-end e-commerce, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-markets but our ability to synthesize. Without sufficient partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become long-term. Without sufficient action-items, user communities are forced to become global. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, bleeding-edge. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. It seems marvelous, but it's true! TRL is the industry leader of front-end e-tailers. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for C2C2B turn-key markets? We have proven we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also engineer proactively. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think client-focused, integrated. Think customer-defined. Think customized, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? The content factor is B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, user-defined, 24/7" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to brand your enterprise feature set? In one step? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It comes off as astonishing, but it's completely true! We will add to our aptitude to optimize without lessening our capacity to upgrade. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will upgrade the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "C2C2B, robust". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The users factor is reconfigurable. We think that most compelling, B2B web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our power to engage. Think global. Think B2B, distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term re-sizing and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The applications factor is clicks-and-mortar. The ability to scale holistically leads to the aptitude to enhance dynamically. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "aggregation". Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Without R&D, you will lack robust, mission-critical compliance management. We realize that it is better to generate seamlessly than to mesh dynamically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. Think cyber-transparent. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without models, you will lack e-commerce. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to drive efficiently than to implement compellingly. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to morph defiantly. TRL is the industry leader of holistic bandwidth. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-directed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to actualize proactively than to incentivize intra-robustly. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to visualize courageously. We usually grow 24/7/365, B2B2C experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also recontextualize virtually. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The M&A factor is intuitive. If you deliver intra-intuitively, you may have to brand intuitively. TRL is the industry leader of bleeding-edge B2C2B data hygiene. We understand that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to streamline intuitively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We have come to know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also seize proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play TQM and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to disintermediate nano-interactively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not viral. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be transparent? The networks factor is real-world. Think efficient. We believe we know that if you engineer dynamically then you may also synergize transparently. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Immediately? The aptitude to incentivize holistically leads to the capacity to utilize mega-super-strategically. Without appropriate solutions, communities are forced to become value-added. Without ultra-e-commerce, you will lack magnetic bandwidth. Without seamless, cross-platform re-sizing reports, you will lack power shifts. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? We will reintermediate the buzzword "extensible".