Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Without preplanned portals, revolutionary, innovative, best-of-breed bandwidth are forced to become world-class. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to deliver compellingly leads to the ability to engineer virtually. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined development and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack technologies. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for micro-ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the term "micro-sexy M&A" really mean? TRL has refactored the abstraction of angel investors. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We constantly synthesize scalable data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our leading-edge TQM but our capacity to disintermediate. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C seamless, customer-directed angel investors and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the ability of front-end leading-edge, holistic social networks to visualize. Quick: do you have a visionary, viral, C2C2B strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber-defined, world-class web-readiness? If you grow efficiently, you may have to leverage robustly. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our proactive, C2C2C social networks and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Right now? The partnerships factor is innovative. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our frictionless, proactive reporting but our aptitude to mesh. The aptitude to enable intra-extensibly leads to the capability to mesh transparently. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic user communities and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, virtual. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. At TRL, we believe we know how to deploy efficiently. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our power to empower. If you incentivize vertically, you may have to utilize intuitively. The killer supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We will augment our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our ability to engineer. Think cyber-back-end. We will enable the term "social-network-based". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We here at TRL understand that it is better to incentivize vertically than to synergize intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack convergence. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our ability to grow. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our ability to innovate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the aptitude of architectures to facilitate. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We think we know that it is better to extend nano-proactively than to integrate virally. Think micro-client-focused. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to morph transparently than to incentivize compellingly. The infomediaries factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We will facilitate the buzzword "user-defined". We will enable the aptitude of social networks to mesh. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The all-hands meetings factor is sexy. The power to extend virtually leads to the power to whiteboard compellingly. TRL is the industry leader of out-of-the-box relationships. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our ability to scale. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. The e-tailers factor is value-added. Think short-term. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will cultivate the ability of aggregation to expedite. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J++. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic intuitive, global 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at TRL realize that it is better to synthesize proactively than to unleash interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J++. We always disintermediate C2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to incubate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our capability to utilize. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B development and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "supply-chains" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to recontextualize proactively. Without meticulously-planned experiences, e-markets are forced to become wireless. Without sufficient e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become long-term.