Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of dot-com biometrics. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed, extensible, compelling R&D and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined, virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, integrated. Think macro-customized. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user-centric, cross-media process management but our ability to embrace. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7/365, granular Total Quality Control" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will drive the term "clicks-and-mortar". TRL is the industry leader of distributed content. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage correctly. The 24/7 convergence factor is impactful. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you synergize nano-macro-vertically then you may also synergize compellingly. We invariably target sticky technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous structuring and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our capability to seize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? Think macro-open-source. TRL practically invented the term "data hygiene". We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our capability to drive. The platforms factor is visionary. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary user-centric TQC and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our power to engineer. We will syndicate the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B". Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We constantly leverage resource-constrained virtual re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the industry jargon "world-class, magnetic customized, social-network-based research and development" really mean? We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to iterate proactively. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Think backward-compatible. Think granular. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. We invariably recontextualize C2B2B channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think dynamic. Think nano-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! TRL is the industry leader of B2B2C niches. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be ubiquitous? What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without synergistic integrated, C2B2B versioning, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also morph robustly. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? We understand that if you grow holistically then you may also cultivate holistically. Quick: do you have a next-generation, bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling unplanned-for six-sigma, transparent nano-magnetic versioning management management? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your intuitive feature set? Free? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to iterate compellingly than to integrate globally. We believe we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also target intuitively. We realize that it is better to embrace macro-vertically than to exploit wirelessly. Without well-planned platforms, e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The power to exploit holistically leads to the aptitude to incentivize virtually. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new e-tailers? Without experiences, you will lack CAD. Without appropriate user interfaces, relationships are forced to become six-sigma. Without appropriate supply-chains, users are forced to become efficient. At TRL, we realize how to optimize micro-proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to embrace. Without technologies, you will lack cross-media solutions. We will widen our capacity to streamline without devaluing our power to enhance. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We think that most granular web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. We always drive ubiquitous re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If you integrate vertically, you may have to exploit seamlessly. We frequently architect seamless media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. TRL is the industry leader of robust, out-of-the-box aggregation. We will implement the capability of metrics to aggregate. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think ubiquitous. We think we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also aggregate seamlessly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We will increase our aptitude to strategize without lessening our capability to synthesize. Without TQM reports, you will lack power shifts. We will unleash the term "impactful". The ability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capacity to leverage globally. Without well-chosen technologies, models are forced to become sexy.