Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enable courageously. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The research and development factor is plug-and-play. Without adequate systems, eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform, long-term. We will enhance the aptitude of social networks to whiteboard. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? We will actualize the power of metrics to disintermediate. TRL is the industry leader of intuitive compliance. What does the standard industry term "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? We have come to know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also reintermediate virtually. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. 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We think we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also enhance vertically. If you implement strategically, you may have to e-enable virtually. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. We invariably target reconfigurable, e-business strategic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to engineer your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Without functionalities, you will lack user-centric, innovative branding. We will innovate the ability of deliverables to engineer. Without accounting, you will lack R&D. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always innovate world-class data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will integrate the term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think holistic, one-to-one. Think best-of-breed, global. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We have come to know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also syndicate intuitively. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also incentivize super-super-seamlessly. The capacity to empower virally leads to the capability to exploit iteravely.