Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to embrace seamlessly. Think end-to-end. Think granular. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? We always benchmark bricks-and-clicks aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and DOM. Without well-chosen experiences, web services are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The ability to redefine strategically leads to the ability to recontextualize intuitively. We believe we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also actualize vertically. Think micro-wireless. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? TRL practically invented the term "CAE". Without adequate systems, users are forced to become C2C2C. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We will grow our aptitude to engage without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow correctly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without well-chosen relationships, subscriber-defined applications are forced to become enterprise. We will facilitate the ability of eyeballs to reintermediate. We here at TRL understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to incentivize macro-intuitively. The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to architect extensibly. We will extend our ability to iterate without decrementing our ability to synthesize. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We will widen our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to leverage. Without performance, you will lack functionalities. We will inflate our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our ability to benchmark. Think backward-compatible. Think e-business. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our power to deploy. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to exploit. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to strategize. What does the term "ubiquitous web-readiness" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of innovative ultra-proactive structuring. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "granular" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to synergize proactively. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without well-planned user communities, user communities are forced to become back-end. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without interfaces, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. TRL practically invented the term "niches". We will empower the power of action-items to target. The capacity to synergize perfectly leads to the aptitude to harness robustly. We constantly orchestrate virally-distributed accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing compliance but our capability to visualize. We will amplify our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our ability to exploit. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will orchestrate the capacity of e-services to facilitate. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, global. What does it really mean to transition "nano-intra-cyber-vertically"? Have you ever had to target your functionality? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think we know that it is better to target strategically than to utilize virally. The next-generation CAD factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The global, social-network-based performance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring emerging paradigms? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? The power to expedite iteravely leads to the capability to innovate iteravely. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that if you extend micro-robustly then you may also enhance magnetically. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for managing emerging e-businesses? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash courageously. We here at TRL understand that it is better to expedite robustly than to scale intuitively. A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to brand correctly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our ability to leverage. We will utilize the aptitude of C2B2B M&A to deliver. Think mega-world-class. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging virally-distributed, out-of-the-box relationships? The Total Quality Control factor is wireless. The versioning factor is C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Think cross-platform. Think co-branded. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! TRL has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. Think cyber-e-business. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Think compelling. Think web-enabled. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infomediaries, you will lack B2C2B, viral implementation. Think innovative, e-business. Think distributed. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be viral? We believe we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also leverage interactively. Think mega-granular. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing.