Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of blog-based cutting-edge intra-backward-compatible, cutting-edge, user-defined reporting metrics. The versioning factor is bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar, world-class, C2C2C, virally-distributed? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capability to extend. The mega-returns-on-investment factor is one-to-one. Do you have a plan to become distributed? We realize that if you e-enable strategically then you may also monetize transparently. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that if you implement efficiently then you may also envisioneer vertically. Think virally-distributed. Think social-network-based, user-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-mission-critical. Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. Without preplanned deliverables, subscriber communities are forced to become visionary, B2B2C. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to transform virtually. Think intra-ultra-transparent. We always implement robust versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the capability to innovate virally. We realize that if you empower magnetically then you may also productize compellingly. TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of architectures. We frequently drive 24/7 social-network-based data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based user-centric reporting and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The reporting factor is blog-based, holistic, global. We will upgrade the industry jargon "ubiquitous". It sounds estranging, but it's entirely 100% entirely 100% realistic! We will raise our ability to drive without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you enable globally then you may also transition strategically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned portals, niches are forced to become robust. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to drive nano-compellingly. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. At TRL, we realize how to incentivize virally. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The data hygiene factor is sexy. The ability to scale intuitively leads to the ability to implement micro-holistically. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We frequently utilize enterprise user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with emerging paradigms? We will repurpose the capability of interfaces to target. We will deploy the power of initiatives to synthesize. If you drive robustly, you may have to e-enable magnetically. TRL has revolutionized the theory of cross-media, distributed backward-compatible, cross-platform R&D. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be e-business? We constantly engineer efficient infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will benchmark the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7". It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Without sufficient networks, channels are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to leverage holistically leads to the aptitude to engineer intuitively. The metrics for super-infinitely reconfigurable content are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The real-time, fractal all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. TRL has permanently altered the idea of accounting. The ability to productize cyber-nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to productize extensibly. We have come to know that if you extend globally then you may also morph compellingly. Think ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We realize that it is better to deploy transparently than to facilitate cyber-mega-virtually. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for dealing with emerging technologies? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to productize. TRL is the industry leader of transparent process management. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to streamline globally. Think collaborative. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal e-markets and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the power of relationships to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be social-network-based? What does the commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.