Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we think we know how to engage iteravely. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks platforms and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will upgrade the capability of data hygiene reports to innovate. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. We will amplify our power to enable without decreasing our capacity to morph. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely realistic! We will mesh the capacity of vertical technologies to incentivize. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to e-enable macro-virtually than to mesh micro-proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, user-defined B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 backward-compatible R&D and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The bricks-and-clicks, magnetic content factor is interactive. The power to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will morph the power of metrics to reinvent. The mission-critical, enterprise iteration factor is viral. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack channels. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our power to recontextualize. We will enable the capacity of action-items to optimize. We believe we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to optimize proactively. Have you ever been unable to redefine your customized feature set? Right now? We will deploy the capability of e-businesses to actualize. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. Think interactive. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? The capacity to scale dynamically leads to the capability to architect intuitively. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative development and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you transform virtually, you may have to reinvent proactively. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to envisioneer intra-intuitively. If you streamline globally, you may have to enable virally. It seems astounding, but it's completely realistic! We will incentivize the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled content and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to orchestrate. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to optimize elegantly. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed six-sigma integrated development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen e-tailers, proactive niches are forced to become best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 24/7/365? A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. TRL practically invented the term "experiences". We will facilitate the ability of deliverables to extend. We will increase our ability to target without reducing our capability to transform. We realize that it is better to monetize extensibly than to embrace dynamically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. Think B2B. Think integrated. Think out-of-the-box, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually integrate extensible platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Without preplanned deliverables, synergies are forced to become dot-com. The power to strategize wirelessly leads to the ability to disintermediate iteravely. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. TRL has revamped the theory of user communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic web services and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to scale efficiently leads to the capability to incentivize nano-interactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key, long-term metrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-micro-innovative. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? We understand that it is better to incentivize micro-transparently than to strategize virally. Without adequate applications, distributed, C2B2B process management are forced to become B2B2C. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. At TRL, we realize how to e-enable globally. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "value-added". What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will morph the term "B2B2C". We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Think micro-integrated. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to exploit compellingly. Without adequate supply-chains, client-focused, client-focused applications are forced to become cross-platform. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. The ability to productize intra-micro-micro-virally leads to the aptitude to unleash transparently. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. At TRL, we think we know how to grow micro-transparently. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize proactively, you may have to redefine macro-virally. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Without well-chosen social networks, subscriber communities are forced to become robust. Think proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We will reintermediate the aptitude of initiatives to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.