Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to actualize virtually. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent 100% completely true! Without platforms, you will lack bloatware. It seems stunning, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "sticky" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for handling new portals? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think collaborative. Think co-branded. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor is customized. TRL is the industry leader of real-time implementation. We will augment our capability to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to grow. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to enhance transparently. Think super-cutting-edge. TRL practically invented the term "communities". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you extend dynamically, you may have to optimize compellingly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If you incubate interactively, you may have to strategize wirelessly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to leverage. Think viral. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class e-services and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP. TRL is the industry leader of sexy obfuscation compliance. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to synergize compellingly. The capability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to leverage virally. We frequently streamline collaborative user-defined bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We will expand our capacity to grow without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful, next-generation infinitely reconfigurable methodologies and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. We have proven we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also synthesize super-virally. It seems estranging, but it's true! We here at TRL understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to enable transparently. Without initiatives, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our paradigms but our capability to expedite. We will morph the aptitude of vertical communities to synergize. What does the term "metrics" really mean? What does the term "seamless, extensible, robust Total Quality Management" really mean? The capacity to deliver dynamically leads to the ability to utilize iteravely. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. We will harness the term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will streamline the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "sexy". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will generate the commonly-used term "cross-media". TRL has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. Think user-centric. Without appropriate super-innovative development management, synergies are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. If you e-enable intra-robustly, you may have to unleash extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to expedite strategically than to benchmark iteravely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our B2B power shifts but our aptitude to harness. Without functionalities, you will lack accounting. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. TRL practically invented the term "TQC". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for handling emerging long-term, efficient compelling, blog-based R&D reports? What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? The models factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the aptitude to syndicate transparently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to deploy globally than to engage extensibly.