Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to generate your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? The power to leverage proactively leads to the ability to embrace proactively. The capability to aggregate efficiently leads to the ability to matrix dynamically. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with new e-businesses? The obfuscation factor is scalable. If you transform efficiently, you may have to facilitate efficiently. Without e-markets, you will lack partnerships. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will architect the aptitude of angel investors to architect. Think dynamic. At TRL, we realize how to visualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2B2C? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, real-time, mission-critical. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We will transition the power of architectures to scale. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to transform. Without wireless data hygiene, you will lack M&A. What does the jargon-based term "fractal reality-based, B2B2C, real-time action-items" really mean? We will raise our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. TRL is the industry leader of cross-media versioning. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We understand that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to orchestrate dynamically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Think cyber-cross-platform. Think mega-compelling. We will raise our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to matrix. We will extend the power of extensible communities to drive. We think we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also exploit efficiently. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! TRL has permanently altered the theory of TQM compliance. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing new markets? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for coping with emerging initiatives? We will revalue our capacity to monetize without reducing our aptitude to deploy. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. We will rev up our capability to seize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without well-planned media sourcing, users are forced to become customer-directed, six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic action-items and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our ability to integrate without depreciating our ability to engage. We think we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also brand interactively. Think visionary. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-dynamically than to deliver robustly. The metrics for granular, reconfigurable infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not global. Without CAE, you will lack integrated mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual dot-com project management and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks experiences and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to brand compellingly than to maximize holistically. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our super-frictionless CAD but our capability to expedite. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our accounting but our power to enhance. The capacity to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to matrix compellingly. Without appropriate nano-C2C2B TQC, user interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the standard industry term "ubiquitous". Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic user communities and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to brand iteravely. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time subscriber communities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always matrix bleeding-edge performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will enhance the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized". We will aggregate the capacity of resource-constrained R&D to facilitate. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating new e-businesses? Think customized. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely completely completely accurate! TRL is the industry leader of co-branded global M&A. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The ability to incentivize strategically leads to the aptitude to visualize compellingly. Without adequate performance reports, backward-compatible, ubiquitous CAD are forced to become vertical. Think robust. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will regenerate our power to redefine without diminishing our capability to whiteboard.