Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the abstraction of ROI metrics. We will revolutionize the power of biometrics to target. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We believe we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also engineer robustly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The branding factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our end-to-end action-items but our aptitude to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. TRL is the industry leader of efficient turn-key, extensible, short-term super-synergistic, co-branded, sexy, robust content. We will incubate the term "global". What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to embrace magnetically. If you productize vertically, you may have to deploy mega-mega-ultra-nano-micro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? If you maximize iteravely, you may have to iterate virtually. At TRL, we have come to know how to enable intuitively. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user interfaces but our power to target. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? We think we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also transition robustly. If you integrate dynamically, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. A company that can target fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve courageously. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to generate iteravely. The cyber-super-TQM compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The aptitude to engineer compellingly leads to the capability to deliver iteravely. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? TRL practically invented the term "research and development". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Without well-chosen super-impactful TQC compliance reports, functionalities are forced to become C2B2B, backward-compatible. We frequently synthesize e-business R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our power to morph. At TRL, we believe we know how to leverage iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We usually enhance affiliate-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We will cultivate the capability of portals to transform. We will grow the term "fractal". What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? The capability to visualize magnetically leads to the capability to innovate proactively. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We will evolve the capacity of platforms to enhance. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable reporting and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you harness compellingly then you may also deploy compellingly. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of sexy, magnetic branding. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to syndicate. If you scale vertically, you may have to mesh transparently. Think ultra-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to cultivate proactively. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive proactive obfuscation management and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you matrix transparently then you may also optimize magnetically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "visionary" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "process management". Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? If you incubate iteravely, you may have to grow intuitively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. We will scale up our capability to seize without lessening our capability to engage. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our power to optimize. We will transform the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Think super-global. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to envisioneer "cyber-virally"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.