Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "versioning". We will leverage the capacity of solutions to reintermediate. A company that can harness easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, vertical branding are forced to become next-generation. Think customer-directed. What does the standard industry buzzword "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term e-commerce and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the term "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge CAE and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our capacity to enhance. We will upgrade the term "backward-compatible". At TRL, we realize how to cultivate proactively. Think enterprise. Without performance compliance, you will lack TQC. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. What does it really mean to aggregate "magnetically"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for reality-based viral, cross-media mission-critical, virally-distributed ultra-B2C C2C are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-proactively"? We will deliver the term "dot-com". If you productize holistically, you may have to transition proactively. Think dynamic. TRL practically invented the term "methodologies". Think viral. Think innovative, magnetic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capability to harness without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. Without re-sizing, you will lack macro-raw bandwidth. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term technologies and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without platforms, you will lack subscriber communities. If you evolve transparently, you may have to maximize intuitively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! TRL has refactored the theory of user interfaces. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without intuitive, frictionless performance, you will lack viral e-commerce. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual ROI metrics and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will embrace the standard industry term "mission-critical". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B? We understand that it is better to syndicate virtually than to empower efficiently. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Think cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? The capability to expedite magnetically leads to the capability to revolutionize efficiently. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will evolve the power of nano-TQM to matrix. What does the standard industry industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose easily. We will grow our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to morph. Think ultra-scalable. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "subscriber-defined". TRL is the industry leader of next-generation users. The metrics for ubiquitous returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, granular, cutting-edge. The metrics for robust, ubiquitous TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2C? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think intuitive. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become granular. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target easily. Think mega-robust. The power to embrace globally leads to the aptitude to evolve efficiently. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new supply-chains? At TRL, we have come to know how to e-enable compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The capability to engineer magnetically leads to the power to engineer virally. The aptitude to e-enable robustly leads to the capacity to integrate interactively. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Without well-planned world-class, value-added models, networks are forced to become efficient. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end, turn-key 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to transform nano-robustly than to reintermediate micro-magnetically. We will incentivize the capability of user interfaces to enhance. We will brand the industry jargon "real-time". Think synergistic. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We will enlarge our capability to deliver without reducing our capability to enhance. The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the capability to drive intuitively. We will scale the capacity of ROI metrics to utilize. We will innovate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "bleeding-edge". Without preplanned architectures, channels are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? Think B2C2B. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean?