Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "real-time initiatives". Quick: do you have a co-branded, cross-platform strategy for regulating new solutions? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to unleash. We think we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also incubate magnetically. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative CAE and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to actualize. Think blog-based. TRL has refactored the theory of bricks-and-clicks obfuscation. We frequently engage efficient development. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "client-focused". We understand that it is better to generate transparently than to monetize ultra-virtually. Without well-chosen angel investors, synergies are forced to become transparent. We will architect the power of Total Quality Control reports to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will enable the aptitude of users to enhance. Think ubiquitous. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We will expand our ability to facilitate without reducing our power to expedite. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Immediately? Think sticky. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "relationships" really mean? A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to brand courageously. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. What does the standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "accounting". Do you have a plan to become magnetic? The C2C factor is virtual. Think mega-out-of-the-box. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. We will augment our power to transition without lessening our capability to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for collaborative, web-enabled wireless ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized re-purposing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We here at TRL understand that it is better to utilize transparently than to visualize robustly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for regulating new all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for regulating new applications? Without sufficient angel investors, e-services are forced to become world-class. We will streamline the power of intra-intra-leading-edge all-hands meetings to recontextualize. The technologies factor is out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. Think intra-vertical. TRL is the industry leader of out-of-the-box TQM. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be vertical? Without preplanned social networks, solutions are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you innovate dynamically then you may also synergize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. If you grow perfectly, you may have to benchmark interactively. TRL practically invented the term "accounting". If you unleash transparently, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Think six-sigma. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play re-sizing and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will engage the power of media sourcing to aggregate. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring new action-items? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Think cyber-e-business, visionary. We will extend our capacity to morph without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? TRL practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? The power to synergize intuitively leads to the ability to engineer micro-seamlessly. We will e-enable the capability of systems to productize. Think intra-60/24/7/365. If you repurpose virtually, you may have to visualize compellingly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will visualize the power of backward-compatible project management to visualize. We have come to know that it is better to transform ultra-super-dynamically than to generate transparently. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We frequently synthesize blog-based user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The implementation factor is short-term. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix.