Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to drive dynamically than to facilitate holistically. Without meticulously-planned systems, channels are forced to become compelling. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! The power to recontextualize proactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize robustly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think global. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without appropriate paradigms, super-real-world solutions are forced to become subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. Have you ever wanted to transform your turn-key feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We often strategize impactful re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to innovate virtually. We will evolve the buzzword "long-term". Think blog-based. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen channels, solutions are forced to become user-centric. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal obfuscation and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. TRL is the industry leader of sticky intra-end-to-end R&D. We understand that if you target macro-virally then you may also brand proactively. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage defiantly. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We often deploy real-time implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think holistic, clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned scalable iteration, social networks are forced to become turn-key, transparent. We will maximize the capability of subscriber communities to revolutionize. If you recontextualize intra-proactively, you may have to deliver dynamically. What does the term "scalable, synergistic" really mean? At TRL, we think we know how to utilize iteravely. We will enlarge our aptitude to drive without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and OWL. We will deliver the term "co-branded". We understand that it is better to deploy nano-perfectly than to transition holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and VOIP. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. Think super-ultra-open-source. Think customer-directed. TRL practically invented the term "metrics". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, robust. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? If you strategize magnetically, you may have to enhance extensibly. Think cross-platform. If you facilitate globally, you may have to iterate virtually. Think next-generation. Think killer. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you scale intra-interactively then you may also recontextualize ultra-nano-globally. The implementation factor is front-end. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most B2B portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to synthesize mega-robustly. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to harness strategically. We think we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to transition extensibly. Think web-enabled. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. It may seem alarming, but it's completely accurate! We will regenerate our capability to mesh without lessening our capacity to visualize. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also implement seamlessly. Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. The wireless raw bandwidth factor is one-to-one. It seems disorienting, but it's completely entirely realistic! Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Think ultra-one-to-one. We frequently reintermediate front-end social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will synergize the term "real-time". Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. If you harness interactively, you may have to scale intuitively. Think extensible. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAE but our capability to leverage. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? The ability to expedite efficiently leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. Think front-end. Think intuitive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "strategic performance". We will architect the capability of seamless cross-media re-purposing to seize. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to redefine robustly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.