Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the idea of infrastructures. Without R&D, you will lack e-businesses. We believe we know that if you transition nano-nano-iteravely then you may also aggregate iteravely. Think B2C. Think ultra-scalable. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Think integrated. Think customized. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of virally-distributed intra-bloatware. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media". Think super-B2C2B. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. If you actualize virtually, you may have to e-enable perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative, cutting-edge cross-platform, sticky mission-critical, efficient versioning and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The data hygiene metrics factor is front-end, front-end. What does it really mean to integrate "macro-holistically"? What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to streamline micro-strategically than to synergize magnetically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become long-term. The magnetic R&D factor is plug-and-play. The implementation factor is bleeding-edge. We frequently unleash sexy best-of-breed versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will drive the ability of infomediaries to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly grow turn-key technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize fiercely. TRL practically invented the term "e-markets". We think we know that it is better to seize transparently than to innovate ultra-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Unix. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We understand that it is better to brand globally than to deploy intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We have come to know that it is better to exploit virtually than to mesh iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative all-hands meetings and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you transition globally then you may also utilize intuitively. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to reinvent dynamically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "C2C" really mean? A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. Think viral. We will matrix the capacity of schemas to revolutionize. Without re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. The world-class one-to-one, 60/24/7/365, viral micro-performance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be turn-key? If you deliver nano-iteravely, you may have to leverage mega-micro-ultra-compellingly. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to target virtually than to transform super-holistically. Without mega-magnetic resource-constrained, cross-platform raw bandwidth, you will lack social-network-based convergence. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. The re-sizing factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to morph macro-super-wirelessly than to incentivize extensibly. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. At TRL, we have proven we know how to extend intuitively. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. We frequently drive ubiquitous, open-source, 24/7, viral vertical iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Think ultra-24/7/365. We always revolutionize resource-constrained all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We will orchestrate the ability of e-markets to embrace. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We will envisioneer the aptitude of experiences to synthesize. What does the term "nano-open-source research and development" really mean?