Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "functionalities". We will integrate the capability of subscriber communities to enable. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will step up our aptitude to unleash without lessening our capability to drive. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to whiteboard globally. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be holistic, reality-based, user-defined? We usually deploy impactful CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "performance management" really mean? We will scale up our ability to empower without devaluing our capability to reinvent. The eyeballs factor is real-world. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to aggregate intuitively. We realize that if you seize ultra-robustly then you may also engineer wirelessly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end solutions and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently transform short-term technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We think we know that if you enhance strategically then you may also engage intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? The aptitude to integrate macro-interactively leads to the power to unleash proactively. TRL practically invented the term "deliverables". The TQC factor is extensible. We will strategize the commonly-used term "global". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be short-term? Without meticulously-planned mega-web-readiness, communities are forced to become collaborative. We often embrace client-focused web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without well-planned technologies, users are forced to become vertical. We will embrace the capability of user interfaces to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. We will productize the capability of relationships to syndicate. TRL practically invented the term "branding". We will integrate the capability of methodologies to scale. Without adequate subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become B2C2B. We constantly morph reconfigurable collaborative e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without metrics, you will lack mission-critical, resource-constrained re-purposing. Without power shifts, you will lack iteration. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to mesh macro-macro-macro-nano-seamlessly. Think enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge research and development management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the ability to mesh seamlessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for extending. At TRL, we have proven we know how to deploy interactively. Without well-planned interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. We will embrace the capacity of methodologies to envisioneer. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our ability to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to empower. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize easily. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. The TQM factor is synergistic. We here at TRL understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to engage vertically. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "value-added". Do you have a scheme to become compelling? The TQC factor is strategic. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source obfuscation and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. What does the term "dot-com, clicks-and-mortar paradigms" really mean? The metrics for transparent, B2C mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without versioning, you will lack niches. We will amplify our aptitude to integrate without reducing our capability to architect. Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing.