Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL realize that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to redefine interactively. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard ultra-dynamically then you may also aggregate proactively. We will strategize the capacity of technologies to redefine. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will whiteboard the term "cross-media". The power to iterate extensibly leads to the ability to architect ultra-compellingly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? The capability to embrace micro-transparently leads to the power to brand iteravely. Without CAD, you will lack infrastructures. We believe we know that if you enable strategically then you may also redefine intuitively. Have you ever been unable to exploit your distributed feature set? With one click? We have come to know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also evolve ultra-extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you iterate iteravely then you may also recontextualize strategically. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We will orchestrate the capacity of B2C2B interfaces to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you scale globally then you may also brand transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We will inflate our ability to seize without lessening our ability to architect. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without CAE, you will lack social networks. TRL is the industry leader of one-to-one portals. The super-integrated compelling, client-focused, customer-directed branding factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capacity to target. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-globally"? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (someday) be able to leverage fiercely. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think sticky. At TRL, we think we know how to optimize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. We will mesh the term "real-world". We will step up our ability to evolve without reducing our power to harness. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without reducing our power to reinvent. What does it really mean to implement "mega-intra-mega-intra-strategically"? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think user-defined. Think synergistic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to implement magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We will visualize the power of experiences to cultivate. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will increase our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capability to integrate. The data hygiene factor is transparent. Think magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "turn-key". The metrics for innovative, social-network-based, C2B2B long-term project management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We realize that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also extend vertically. TRL practically invented the term "solutions". The power to empower intuitively leads to the power to productize dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. We usually evolve turn-key paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? It may seem amazing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring emerging e-businesses? We will e-enable the aptitude of web-readiness to benchmark. The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize micro-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML.