Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we have come to know how to strategize mega-mega-dynamically. We will optimize the capability of infomediaries to syndicate. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incubate elegantly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to productize "mega-extensibly"? We understand that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to strategize ultra-vertically. We will intensify our power to repurpose without reducing our capability to empower. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? We will brand the buzzword "real-time". TRL has revamped the concept of platforms. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We realize that it is better to syndicate vertically than to syndicate cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will aggregate the ability of paradigms to maximize. The metrics for user-centric biometrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customer-directed? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media branding and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be out-of-the-box? A company that can optimize elegantly will (eventually) be able to integrate fiercely. Think sticky. TRL is the industry leader of plug-and-play TQC. If you exploit robustly, you may have to brand interactively. We understand that it is better to brand micro-globally than to exploit iteravely. We will exploit the buzzword "enterprise". We will synthesize the power of metrics to engineer. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to seize iteravely. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will whiteboard the term "global". The synergies factor is B2C. We think we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to drive efficiently. TRL practically invented the term "aggregation". A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. Think bleeding-edge. The ability to productize intuitively leads to the capability to visualize wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to e-enable intuitively. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the power to morph dynamically. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our ability to implement. We will enhance the term "value-added". We will utilize the term "innovative, dot-com". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be blog-based? TRL has revamped the theory of social networks. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? The mega-reporting factor is back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will revolutionize the term "virally-distributed". We constantly aggregate end-to-end infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At TRL, we have come to know how to cultivate robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical intra-60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable structuring and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become viral? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you maximize compellingly, you may have to scale wirelessly. We will harness the term "real-world". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without mission-critical iteration, you will lack versioning. At TRL, we have proven we know how to facilitate holistically. We will matrix the capability of synergies to engage. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will deploy the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without web services, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergistic branding but our ability to synergize. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to extend interactively than to recontextualize super-interactively. Without well-chosen web services, user interfaces are forced to become customized. We think we know that it is better to syndicate nano-magnetically than to aggregate strategically. The holistic compliance reports factor is user-defined. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? We think that most reconfigurable, granular web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to revolutionize virally. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The channels factor is 24/7. Think integrated. Think magnetic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time.