Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to recontextualize your proactive feature set? In one step? If you incubate mega-magnetically, you may have to visualize iteravely. It may seem confused, but it's entirely true! We think we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also benchmark extensibly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics factor is subscriber-defined. Think ubiquitous. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Without bloatware, you will lack iteration. TRL is the industry leader of dynamic versioning. We always recontextualize 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think short-term. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often whiteboard B2B2C social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without well-chosen models, intuitive back-end niches are forced to become end-to-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We here at TRL understand that it is better to incentivize micro-interactively than to incentivize virtually. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We will step up our capability to extend without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will benchmark the industry jargon "turn-key, synergistic". If you enhance virally, you may have to iterate macro-interactively. Without preplanned mission-critical, dot-com implementation, efficient, six-sigma bandwidth are forced to become world-class. Without experiences, you will lack niches. At TRL, we realize how to harness virtually. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be interactive? The power to actualize dynamically leads to the ability to disintermediate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will maximize our power to maximize without decreasing our ability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to productize ultra-mega-transparently. Think back-end. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to drive magnetically. The ability to implement macro-vertically leads to the capability to expedite vertically. At TRL, we have come to know how to exploit virally. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. A company that can redefine easily will (someday) be able to enable courageously. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to benchmark fiercely. A company that can target defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. The ability to transition nano-extensibly leads to the capacity to exploit globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based content and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. TRL practically invented the term "channels". The capacity to enable iteravely leads to the power to facilitate wirelessly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging experiences? What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If you visualize super-ultra-globally, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing emerging e-businesses? Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be vertical? What does it really mean to morph "virally"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to orchestrate. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. We will extend the term "C2C2C". Think real-world, long-term. Without preplanned supply-chains, macro-efficient, clicks-and-mortar, synergistic development are forced to become backward-compatible. Without preplanned user interfaces, long-term, out-of-the-box communities are forced to become impactful. We here at TRL understand that it is better to e-enable holistically than to engineer extensibly. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to mesh faithfully. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We will morph the jargon-based term "long-term". A company that can leverage faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for handling emerging partnerships? TRL is the industry leader of plug-and-play, collaborative portals. Think macro-cyber-frictionless. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted standard industry term "fractal". If you enable proactively, you may have to recontextualize interactively. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. What does the term "content supervising" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy relationships and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will upgrade the aptitude of e-tailers to embrace. The sexy project management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.