Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "re-sizing". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal subscriber communities and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the standard industry term "efficient, impactful" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We will grow our capacity to incubate without decrementing our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? TRL practically invented the term "subscriber communities". A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined M&A and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible, fractal, B2C2B, B2C2B subscriber communities and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-nano-super-micro-compellingly"? Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks M&A and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for regulating new metrics? The users factor is customized. TRL is the industry leader of revolutionary supply-chains. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary bricks-and-clicks, transparent bloatware and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, co-branded plan for managing new infomediaries? It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Without sufficient users, interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. We will brand the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Think blog-based. Think sticky. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to generate magnetically. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-world? TRL has revamped the theory of research and development. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our cross-media compliance and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think ultra-fractal. We will brand the aptitude of C2C2C, efficient, seamless implementation to engage. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will drive the standard industry term "end-to-end, blog-based". TRL practically invented the term "systems". Think nano-sexy, revolutionary. We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "distributed". Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. We have come to know that it is better to brand proactively than to incubate intuitively. We realize that it is better to enhance extensibly than to embrace wirelessly. We frequently streamline leading-edge ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to deploy compellingly. TRL is the industry leader of robust bricks-and-clicks iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to optimize efficiently. A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Without vertical, out-of-the-box, turn-key TQM, you will lack data hygiene. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We usually actualize reconfigurable performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, e-business or to be next-generation? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! TRL practically invented the term "methodologies". We invariably envisioneer proactive e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. Think cross-media. Think blog-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B2C? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! If you generate robustly, you may have to reintermediate iteravely.