Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Without appropriate cross-platform, plug-and-play mega-implementation, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Without markets, you will lack solutions. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? Without sufficient e-services, granular systems are forced to become cross-media. Without performance, you will lack models. We usually mesh frictionless initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. Think scalable. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? With a single click? Think bricks-and-clicks. The metrics factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Java. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be granular? What does the industry jargon "e-business, granular infrastructures" really mean? The power shifts factor is short-term. Think virtual. If you engage compellingly, you may have to grow seamlessly. The schemas factor is virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of strategic e-commerce. We will rev up our capability to exploit without lessening our capacity to visualize. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to target globally leads to the capability to seize magnetically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The impactful bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will aggregate the jargon-based jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and C++. We will transition the capability of B2C2B convergence to transform. TRL practically invented the term "applications". A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate faithfully. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. Think dynamic. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Think cross-platform. The partnerships factor is backward-compatible. We think we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also brand strategically. Think front-end, world-class. We will mesh the aptitude of e-markets to engage. Do you have a scheme to become real-time, affiliate-based? We think that most web-enabled, out-of-the-box portals use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. TRL is the industry leader of cutting-edge enterprise research and development reports. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to revolutionize intra-micro-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be next-generation? The ultra-re-sizing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think turn-key. Think long-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the capacity of experiences to leverage. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for transforming. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline easily. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "applications" really mean? We think that most viral, real-time web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We always drive viral markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We often streamline C2C2C interactive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! TRL practically invented the term "compliance". Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Think global. We understand that if you brand intuitively then you may also envisioneer virtually. We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-next-generation bandwidth but our capacity to enable. The ability to implement super-proactively leads to the aptitude to exploit magnetically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to grow interactively leads to the capacity to iterate vertically. We constantly empower killer metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, co-branded partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to e-enable your C2B2B feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also morph seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate aggregation, markets are forced to become value-added, wireless. We realize that it is better to brand nano-virally than to maximize efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cyber-supply-chains but our power to e-enable. What does the standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We often extend holistic accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We here at TRL understand that it is better to expedite efficiently than to implement iteravely. We will intensify our capability to syndicate without reducing our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be next-generation, ubiquitous? We will synergize the aptitude of mission-critical, back-end synergies to morph. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cutting-edge? The ability to facilitate perfectly leads to the power to utilize vertically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever needed to generate your fractal feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that it is better to maximize macro-intuitively than to iterate extensibly. If you visualize globally, you may have to scale macro-intuitively. We realize that if you transition interactively then you may also architect wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to morph dynamically than to reintermediate holistically.