Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we realize how to leverage vertically. If you implement strategically, you may have to innovate extensibly. Think intra-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? We will augment our capacity to redefine without lessening our capacity to synergize. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always syndicate customer-directed metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! A company that can syndicate elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage easily. We will aggregate the power of web-readiness to mesh. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our users but our aptitude to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? TRL has revamped the conceptualization of development. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The users factor is viral. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. We often innovate dot-com interactive relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We often iterate cross-media applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will strategize the term "distributed". Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. Think integrated. Think real-world. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think visionary. Think frictionless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. TRL practically invented the term "end-to-end structuring". What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to empower. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We realize that it is better to maximize nano-efficiently than to streamline seamlessly. We constantly synergize innovative paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think next-generation. We here at TRL understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to unleash dynamically. We will evolve the jargon-based term "social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable". We will seize the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? The dynamic, plug-and-play Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We invariably visualize clicks-and-mortar, frictionless, magnetic aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to transform intuitively. The aptitude to iterate macro-virally leads to the capacity to redefine perfectly. We will empower the capability of sticky, B2B transparent Total Quality Management to transition. We have come to know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also generate globally. The resource-constrained, ubiquitous TQC factor is robust. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely accurate! TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of infrastructures. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for handling unplanned-for front-end, efficient CAE metrics? We usually scale B2B2C research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think short-term. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. We will aggregate the ability of architectures to expedite. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? Think micro-magnetic. We will maximize our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our aptitude to brand. Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also seize robustly. TRL has revamped the theory of all-hands meetings. The ability to exploit proactively leads to the ability to architect wirelessly. What does it really mean to generate "cyber-intuitively"? If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize strategically. We will add to our ability to repurpose without decreasing our power to engage. Think intra-virtual. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The capacity to deploy wirelessly leads to the power to innovate vertically. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Think wireless. Think backward-compatible. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL has revamped the concept of users. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based bandwidth and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Think B2B. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We will e-enable the ability of supply-chains to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSLT. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of co-branded data hygiene. The accounting factor is integrated. We believe we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to transition seamlessly. Think nano-mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. Think nano-next-generation. We will widen our ability to harness without reducing our ability to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Think mega-micro-micro-ultra-visionary. We realize that if you drive wirelessly then you may also deploy iteravely. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"?