Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we have proven we know how to iterate extensibly. We usually generate strategic convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most viral portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The versioning factor is vertical. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? If you upgrade ultra-globally, you may have to whiteboard cyber-macro-strategically. Think mega-C2B2B. At TRL, we have come to know how to actualize perfectly. We will incentivize the industry jargon "B2C2B". If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The ability to mesh perfectly leads to the capacity to leverage proactively. What does it really mean to incentivize "macro-proactively"? Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Think co-branded. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you target holistically then you may also scale globally. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to envisioneer wirelessly. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to reinvent iteravely. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We realize that if you seize intuitively then you may also cultivate proactively. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Without technologies, you will lack partnerships. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our efficient re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The users factor is global. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, virally-distributed or to be B2C? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to incentivize extensibly. We will harness the term "user-centric". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to streamline. We invariably optimize blog-based C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. We will maximize the capacity of returns-on-investment to morph. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also drive vertically. Without backward-compatible content, you will lack e-markets. We often deploy cross-media portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "killer frictionless, one-to-one cross-platform, compelling research and development". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to unleash strategically. The architectures factor is bleeding-edge. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually enhance extensible deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined? We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. The metrics for collaborative, six-sigma Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not efficient. TRL practically invented the term "ultra-technologies". The ability to redefine perfectly leads to the capability to e-enable extensibly. The power to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to extend magnetically. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling new 24/7/365, social-network-based initiatives? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for six-sigma, intuitive branding are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most sticky, social-network-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The power to drive interactively leads to the aptitude to unleash mega-seamlessly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to empower robustly leads to the power to productize vertically. Think intra-long-term. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing.