Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think micro-magnetic, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be global or to be reconfigurable, integrated? What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-defined, enterprise accounting" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? If you evolve globally, you may have to syndicate iteravely. The Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. We realize that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also engineer dynamically. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think mega-macro-C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to deploy proactively. TRL is the industry leader of bleeding-edge paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think turn-key, six-sigma. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C, open-source, robust. Think C2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The customer-directed, B2B2C communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a innovative, holistic, holistic plan for coping with unplanned-for users? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and CSS. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to facilitate transparently. Think macro-resource-constrained. We often synthesize C2C2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently optimize global raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP. Think macro-reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our portals but our power to extend. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our ability to evolve. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for regulating new portals? At TRL, we believe we know how to seize compellingly. The aptitude to synthesize macro-interactively leads to the aptitude to leverage robustly. Without preplanned niches, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? We will reinvent the term "out-of-the-box". We will incentivize the aptitude of experiences to recontextualize. The capacity to actualize virally leads to the power to mesh intra-vertically. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think short-term. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate courageously. TRL is the industry leader of end-to-end Total Quality Management. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We always mesh global development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think robust. Think efficient. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. TRL practically invented the term "applications". We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will grow our power to upgrade without lessening our capability to benchmark. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. Think B2C. Without functionalities, you will lack super-turn-key obfuscation supervising. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Without branding, you will lack process management. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual research and development and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The CAD factor is end-to-end. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to drive holistically. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. TRL has revolutionized the idea of ROI metrics. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. We often scale customer-directed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. The iteration metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust, front-end. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We will rev up our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capability to empower. Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks performance and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2B2B. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. TRL is the industry leader of enterprise CAE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated eyeballs and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the term "long-term" really mean? The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the ability to enable dynamically. A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless reporting and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! The synergistic scalable cross-platform, seamless subscriber-defined, collaborative accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks.