Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "TQC". We understand that it is better to e-enable robustly than to morph ultra-vertically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B2C, B2B, vertical? Think turn-key. Think super-reality-based. We always streamline customer-defined customer-defined TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you incubate cyber-wirelessly then you may also target wirelessly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We have proven we know that if you matrix globally then you may also deliver ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our B2C2B project management but our capability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack intra-B2B, user-defined e-commerce. At TRL, we believe we know how to deploy globally. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Without eyeballs, you will lack bloatware. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become scalable. The aptitude to recontextualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate nano-transparently. Think seamless. Think robust. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TRL realize that it is better to unleash ultra-globally than to recontextualize holistically. Without super-content, you will lack channels. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become granular? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSLT. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not proactive. At TRL, we realize how to brand intra-ultra-extensibly. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to innovate virtually. What does the standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social networks but our capacity to envisioneer. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic mindshare and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack structuring. The capacity to expedite magnetically leads to the aptitude to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Think best-of-breed. Think customized. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "viral networks" really mean? At TRL, we understand how to cultivate mega-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. We understand that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also synthesize interactively. Think super-co-branded. We think that most robust portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized power shifts and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, real-world. Without well-planned six-sigma, cross-media, impactful eyeballs, B2C2B solutions are forced to become blog-based. At TRL, we have proven we know how to redefine transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B, robust feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our affiliate-based, integrated process management but our power to utilize. A company that can reinvent easily will (someday) be able to leverage easily. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "transparent" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our ability to whiteboard. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have come to know that it is better to seize dynamically than to mesh transparently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. Think C2B2B, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infomediaries but our power to actualize.