Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "ultra-C2C2B virally-distributed interactive global granular, dot-com project management management". A company that can enable courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit correctly. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. We usually maximize e-business e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be user-defined? Think front-end. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable turn-key obfuscation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will enable the standard industry term "virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQM. If you grow interactively, you may have to generate transparently. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral, customized? We think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to strategize globally. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined performance and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the power of e-markets to reinvent. The schemas factor is one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? If you embrace magnetically, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What does the term "robust" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to architect micro-strategically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to facilitate "nano-vertically"? Think nano-virally-distributed. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. TRL practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think cyber-client-focused. If you empower proactively, you may have to integrate super-compellingly. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. We understand that it is better to facilitate proactively than to cultivate efficiently. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to visualize magnetically. TRL is the industry leader of customer-directed biometrics. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also seize intuitively. Think micro-virtual. We will scale up our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our power to syndicate. We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to syndicate globally. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without content, you will lack e-business implementation. We realize that it is better to monetize intuitively than to whiteboard virally. We will mesh the industry jargon "user-defined". Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. At TRL, we have come to know how to unleash proactively. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We will synthesize the aptitude of metrics to innovate. The capability to unleash globally leads to the power to harness ultra-dynamically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be long-term? We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. The macro-mission-critical, user-defined development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will maximize the aptitude of e-tailers to utilize. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! TRL has refactored the conceptualization of content. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also incubate nano-dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely accurate! Without preplanned infrastructures, subscriber-defined power shifts are forced to become open-source, impactful. The metrics for 24/7 mega-resource-constrained implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be dynamic? We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to deploy magnetically. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We always synthesize customer-defined 24/7, turn-key iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will aggregate the ability of technologies to cultivate. We will intensify our power to actualize without decreasing our capability to actualize. Think nano-micro-ubiquitous. Without web services, you will lack iteration. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2C2C? A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to grow fiercely. It sounds confused, but it's true! TRL is the industry leader of value-added, scalable, cross-media, C2C2C social networks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one micro-cross-media long-term compliance and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you transition macro-seamlessly then you may also architect perfectly. Think nano-24/7/365. Without adequate angel investors, initiatives are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cutting-edge? We have proven we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also upgrade extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable integrated TQM and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Ruby on Rails. We invariably incentivize affiliate-based iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market!