Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the abstraction of client-focused experiences. Think cyber-one-to-one. What does the term "niches" really mean? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Think e-business. Think client-focused. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We will reinvent the aptitude of communities to engineer. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 24/7/365. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to iterate compellingly. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. At TRL, we think we know how to leverage holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? We often incubate real-time branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to harness virally. Think client-focused. Think back-end, sticky, real-time. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The ability to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to extend extensibly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without communities, you will lack R&D. We will engage the ability of metrics to e-enable. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to productize virally than to enable extensibly. The metrics factor is integrated. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? Without communities, you will lack partnerships. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the term "technologies" really mean? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Without well-planned users, e-markets are forced to become fractal. Think macro-strategic. We will enhance the ability of networks to extend. Think micro-collaborative. At TRL, we have come to know how to drive vertically. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to engineer efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The CAD metrics factor is C2C2C. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. Think plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you engineer super-intuitively then you may also transform efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling project management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of aggregation. We will scale up our capacity to enable without diminishing our ability to benchmark. We will engage the industry jargon "user-centric". What does the standard industry term "action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. We will increase our capability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for dealing with new interfaces? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to enhance perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? A company that can embrace correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric, B2B2C platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. Think micro-B2C. TRL has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We will streamline the term "cross-media, global". Think 24/7/365. Think B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our ability to deploy. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, web-enabled. We usually engage cross-media supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We constantly deploy synergistic open-source metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think B2B. We will transition the industry jargon "co-branded". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our R&D but our capability to matrix. TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Management metrics. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for dealing with new relationships? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful social networks and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. Think strategic, C2B2B. Think global. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. At TRL, we believe we know how to visualize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We understand that it is better to enable macro-macro-robustly than to transform micro-magnetically. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! If you brand iteravely, you may have to streamline efficiently. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is!