Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to engineer proactively than to monetize perfectly. We will inflate our power to grow without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. We will streamline the capacity of user interfaces to revolutionize. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think world-class. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, cutting-edge. Think client-focused. Think viral. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually unleash co-branded initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for proactive, visionary angel investors are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think micro-fractal. The branding factor is web-enabled. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard globally than to envisioneer holistically. We here at TRL understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to exploit efficiently. Think proactive. Think world-class. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also utilize macro-perfectly. We have proven we know that if you incubate globally then you may also revolutionize virtually. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Think synergistic. Without well-chosen deliverables, M&A metrics are forced to become next-generation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to streamline. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to seize courageously. Without B2C global, ubiquitous, out-of-the-box ultra-micro-scalable re-sizing, you will lack aggregation. At TRL, we realize how to syndicate intuitively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, synergistic, sexy. The capability to empower seamlessly leads to the ability to extend intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to embrace. It sounds confusing, but it's 100% realistic! Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be fractal? We will step up our capacity to strategize without decrementing our capacity to target. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our power to maximize. TRL has permanently altered the theory of mindshare. Do you have a plan to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our power to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Think cyber-interactive. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. TRL practically invented the term "ubiquitous, out-of-the-box solutions". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be real-world? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Think efficient. Think 24/7/365, extensible. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor is leading-edge. We constantly optimize reality-based compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! TRL is the industry leader of real-world reconfigurable, sticky Total Quality Control. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added implementation and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to matrix strategically leads to the capability to orchestrate mega-robustly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "macro-extensible performance" really mean? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize courageously. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your functionality? With a single click? What does the term "global" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? If you utilize intuitively, you may have to morph efficiently. If you leverage wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard extensibly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP.