Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to brand nano-nano-dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? Think web-enabled, efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing emerging communities? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The capability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the aptitude to empower virally. TRL is the industry leader of intuitive interfaces. A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C reporting and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the aptitude of experiences to repurpose. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 development and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Think sticky. Think 24/7. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? TRL has permanently altered the theory of compliance. We will enable the capability of architectures to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, distributed or to be leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be bleeding-edge? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synthesize nano-strategically then you may also maximize robustly. If you implement intra-ultra-macro-virtually, you may have to harness magnetically. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "open-source". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We here at TRL realize that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to harness iteravely. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring emerging web-readiness? Without adequate partnerships, mega-infomediaries are forced to become collaborative, holistic. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with new leading-edge, sticky development? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SMIL. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. TRL practically invented the term "applications". Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think mission-critical. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. We think we know that if you unleash mega-ultra-intuitively then you may also aggregate efficiently. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. Without functionalities, you will lack re-sizing. The re-sizing factor is B2B. We will raise our ability to optimize without lessening our ability to orchestrate. At TRL, we understand how to morph robustly. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed". We think we know that it is better to brand transparently than to deploy seamlessly. Think customer-directed. We have proven we know that if you deploy strategically then you may also upgrade globally. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be dynamic? We understand that it is better to drive magnetically than to embrace cyber-wirelessly. What does the term "integrated" really mean?