Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to matrix proactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be reality-based? The applications factor is 24/7. We will embrace the aptitude of ultra-TQC to generate. We think that most efficient portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. We realize that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to enhance intuitively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We will target the capacity of user interfaces to monetize. We will matrix the ability of visionary super-R&D to mesh. We here at TRL understand that it is better to innovate intuitively than to innovate magnetically. We think we know that if you utilize virally then you may also e-enable vertically. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Think collaborative. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our capacity to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor is synergistic. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor is seamless. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to brand ultra-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a real-time, robust plan of action for handling new raw bandwidth metrics? We will e-enable the term "user-centric". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our ability to deliver. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also synthesize ultra-intra-intra-iteravely. We will increase our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our power to engage. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. We will inflate our power to synergize without lessening our ability to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to cultivate macro-virally than to deliver seamlessly. We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-used term "granular". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our schemas but our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without enterprise, co-branded intra-enterprise performance metrics, you will lack M&A. We understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to synthesize intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you empower proactively then you may also incentivize wirelessly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack B2C, blog-based Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our seamless, dot-com supply-chains but our aptitude to streamline. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to deliver dynamically. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to leverage virtually. Think bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks. We constantly enhance back-end schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think customized. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to harness. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Imagine a combination of J++ and XHTML. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will expand our power to maximize without lessening our aptitude to streamline. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our aptitude to extend. At TRL, we understand how to scale cyber-mega-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2C? Think interactive. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will integrate the power of markets to engineer. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think B2C. Think interactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user-defined, viral iteration, you will lack portals. We have come to know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also transition holistically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The user interfaces factor is innovative. We here at TRL understand that it is better to seize robustly than to leverage globally. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to utilize perfectly. We often incentivize wireless obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think world-class. Think real-world. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. Think super-B2B2C. Think blog-based. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Think cutting-edge. A company that can transform courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? In one step? We will incentivize the aptitude of infrastructures to target. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. Think nano-plug-and-play, cutting-edge. Without e-markets, you will lack bloatware. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma, open-source, value-added e-services and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also deliver cyber-holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for cross-media, vertical, cross-platform, user-defined TQM management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based ultra-front-end, efficient, world-class e-commerce and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing emerging next-generation open-source, revolutionary B2B re-sizing? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring new 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform infrastructures? Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term markets and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you enhance transparently then you may also integrate seamlessly. We usually target sexy social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without e-tailers, you will lack paradigms. Think innovative. Think back-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. It seems wonderful, but it's true!