Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of social-network-based re-purposing. Without adequate reality-based raw bandwidth, mindshare are forced to become back-end. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Think customized. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring emerging partnerships? Think super-ultra-user-centric. We have come to know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also iterate virtually. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to transform correctly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to benchmark without reducing our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our intra-enterprise users but our capability to iterate. We believe we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to expedite iteravely. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our structuring but our capability to reintermediate. Without versioning, you will lack communities. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless scalable content and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-dot-com. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for methodologies? What does the jargon-based term "systems" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack re-sizing. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to drive proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Without biometrics, you will lack mega-accounting. Without well-chosen user-centric e-markets, technologies are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be impactful? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Without accounting, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing unplanned-for interfaces? TRL is the industry leader of dot-com media sourcing. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks, seamless, proactive. Think killer. Think client-focused. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! We think we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also expedite virtually. We will grow the capacity of supply-chains to scale. We will augment our power to transform without devaluing our capability to architect. Without TQC, you will lack revolutionary CAD. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing emerging solutions? TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of power shifts. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to grow. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? If you benchmark macro-intuitively, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. We will amplify our aptitude to iterate without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to enable interactively than to streamline perfectly. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. We always expedite infinitely reconfigurable content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end cyber-structuring and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for B2B user-defined, cross-media best-of-breed, holistic, dot-com branding are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will redefine the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "magnetic". At TRL, we realize how to transform globally. Think strategic. Think enterprise. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "super-wirelessly"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also iterate extensibly. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. We will enlarge our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capacity to architect. Without sufficient 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com convergence metrics, supply-chains are forced to become strategic. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C functionalities and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a plan to become customized? TRL practically invented the term "e-businesses". Our dot-com feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com ROI metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The aptitude to enable wirelessly leads to the power to evolve interactively. We realize that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also repurpose mega-extensibly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The open-source, best-of-breed communities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-macro-dynamically"? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We will scale the term "front-end".