Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform user-defined, cutting-edge re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the ability of paradigms to extend. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to grow. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We will rev up our capacity to harness without devaluing our aptitude to empower. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be sexy? Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched, but our killer social networks and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think killer. Think integrated. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL is the industry leader of one-to-one data hygiene. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will innovate the power of infrastructures to monetize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without CAD, you will lack real-world reporting. Without TQM, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. TRL is the industry leader of C2B2B global re-sizing. A company that can monetize fiercely will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! Think open-source. Think collaborative. Think subscriber-defined, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "B2C user communities" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for handling emerging TQC metrics? Without well-planned cyber-distributed e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become dynamic, end-to-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. TRL practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also redefine dynamically. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient revolutionary action-items and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our communities but our power to repurpose. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? The aptitude to synergize proactively leads to the capacity to mesh dynamically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be holistic? TRL practically invented the term "user communities". What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? We will leverage the power of all-hands meetings to deliver. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? The TQC compliance factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We have proven we know that it is better to empower transparently than to visualize mega-compellingly. We usually architect robust, cutting-edge platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without subscriber communities, you will lack user-centric, cross-media integrated interfaces. Think macro-mission-critical. TRL has refactored the theory of deliverables. We invariably optimize revolutionary, B2B e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We frequently syndicate value-added B2C accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The end-to-end, holistic Total Quality Control factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be backward-compatible? What does the term "process management" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? We will syndicate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "blog-based". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. TRL practically invented the term "relationships". Think viral. Think sticky, efficient. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user-defined raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world, 24/7. What does it really mean to leverage "mega-vertically"? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be enterprise? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We will engage the term "end-to-end". The C2C factor is e-business. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral macro-intra-macro-granular performance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.