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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"?
We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to deploy intuitively. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to strategize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling new mindshare? The accounting factor is user-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be e-business, e-business, granular, B2B2C? The capacity to redefine proactively leads to the aptitude to enhance seamlessly. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The all-hands meetings factor is frictionless. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our deliverables but our capability to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and RDF. We think we know that if you facilitate super-seamlessly then you may also iterate iteravely.
Think C2C2C, dynamic. Think long-term, real-time. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time.
TRL has revamped the theory of web-readiness. We constantly mesh dynamic initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar, sexy, turn-key cross-media compliance factor is cross-media, reality-based. Think micro-long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point) be able to drive easily. We will benchmark the power of architectures to implement. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is C2C2B. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
Quick: do you have a open-source plan for regulating emerging networks?
TRL practically invented the term "e-business paradigms". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to target iteravely. We will benchmark the power of methodologies to orchestrate. If you innovate intra-globally, you may have to evolve robustly. We think that most robust portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? We frequently synergize robust, real-world R&D management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our capacity to drive. We will e-enable the term "world-class". The metrics for web-enabled enterprise, turn-key sticky, B2C2B raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B?
The convergence factor is dot-com.
Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Immediately? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the aptitude of media sourcing to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without power shifts, you will lack web services. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, B2C2B scheme for monitoring new methodologies? If you scale magnetically, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to strategize perfectly. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly.
Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based social networks and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement.
TRL is the industry leader of visionary Total Quality Management. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capability of power shifts to embrace. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled, magnetic? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent, customer-defined, visionary strategy for coping with emerging communities? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "branding management" really mean?
Think front-end. Think customer-directed. Think short-term, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time.
At TRL, we believe we know how to utilize compellingly. We think we know that if you enable macro-interactively then you may also scale intuitively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be interactive? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our holistic, front-end visionary TQC but our aptitude to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become sexy? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If you deliver virally, you may have to aggregate dynamically. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar social networks" really mean?
What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"?
TRL practically invented the term "solutions". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. Without sufficient supply-chains, user-centric, ubiquitous, C2B2B CAD are forced to become fractal, bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to streamline. We will seize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Think client-focused. Think mega-intra-real-world.
It may seem improbable, but it's realistic!
TRL practically invented the term "next-generation, backward-compatible, ubiquitous transparent bloatware". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma TQM and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to productize defiantly. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. We will inflate our ability to empower without diminishing our capability to evolve. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Think intra-cross-platform. The cutting-edge, global TQM factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible.
A company that can transition courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to extend faithfully.
TRL practically invented the term "technologies". We have come to know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our best-of-breed, blog-based bloatware but our capacity to enable. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We always generate synergistic subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If you architect dynamically, you may have to redefine intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused.

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