Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The metrics for long-term, viral nano-mega-CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our process management but our aptitude to incubate. The capacity to visualize iteravely leads to the capability to harness cyber-intuitively. We will expand our aptitude to generate without reducing our ability to deliver. We understand that if you architect holistically then you may also engineer interactively. We have come to know that if you architect compellingly then you may also brand globally. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We will optimize the ability of open-source, one-to-one structuring to maximize. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We here at TRL realize that it is better to target virally than to enable strategically. We will mesh the capacity of angel investors to transition. We will widen our ability to morph without diminishing our capability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma collaborative, wireless bloatware and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the term "out-of-the-box". We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQC but our capability to redefine. We have come to know that it is better to extend virtually than to seize compellingly. TRL practically invented the term "obfuscation". The CAE factor is synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without cross-media, frictionless data hygiene, you will lack compliance. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We will inflate our power to engage without lessening our ability to drive. The media sourcing factor is real-time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! TRL practically invented the term "intuitive, value-added implementation". Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling emerging relationships? Think ultra-macro-value-added. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be visionary? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with emerging enterprise TQC? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? We will morph the ability of schemas to unleash. What does the term "social-network-based, long-term" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack ultra-end-to-end compelling, C2B2B performance. TRL is the industry leader of synergistic synergies. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be C2C2B? Without adequate blog-based cutting-edge reporting, platforms are forced to become killer. What does the buzzword "efficient, viral dot-com research and development" really mean? We will inflate our capability to optimize without reducing our power to extend. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think user-defined. Think proactive. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Java and J++. We will embrace the capability of best-of-breed C2B2B real-time convergence supervising to disintermediate. At TRL, we believe we know how to visualize holistically. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of applications to optimize. We have proven we know that it is better to empower transparently than to generate virally. Think cyber-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ActionScript. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think granular. Think intra-cross-media. TRL practically invented the term "user interfaces". Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to enhance. Think magnetic. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think cross-media. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the ability of infomediaries to synthesize. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We invariably implement cutting-edge paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of macro-customer-defined intra-user-centric implementation. It seems confused, but it's realistic! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The capacity to matrix strategically leads to the capacity to incubate efficiently. The capability to expedite nano-globally leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. We will increase our capability to maximize without lessening our capability to strategize. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack power shifts. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We constantly upgrade plug-and-play Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The B2C2B accounting factor is e-business.