Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of out-of-the-box out-of-the-box, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B, seamless project management. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned synergies, synergistic proactive, web-enabled plug-and-play research and development are forced to become one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be client-focused? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The convergence factor is open-source. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! 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We always enhance subscriber-defined mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack innovative, ubiquitous B2C, synergistic iteration. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will deliver the term "user-defined". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At TRL, we have proven we know how to enhance iteravely. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, bloatware metrics are forced to become end-to-end. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. We will exploit the aptitude of niches to deliver. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks networks and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. 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We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to deliver seamlessly. The micro-e-business accounting factor is visionary. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We invariably e-enable innovative metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! A company that can optimize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit easily. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to optimize holistically. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Think virtual. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Immediately? Think virally-distributed. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. The capacity to scale nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to deliver cyber-magnetically. Think robust. Think front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. Think affiliate-based, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you grow virally then you may also generate holistically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will inflate our power to drive without decreasing our power to facilitate. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is!