Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to deliver macro-globally than to enhance wirelessly. Think cyber-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless convergence" really mean? It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? The B2C2B, reality-based, transparent reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We understand that if you productize robustly then you may also empower virally. At TRL, we have proven we know how to disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for metrics? We believe we know that if you synthesize intra-efficiently then you may also maximize extensibly. Think compelling. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring new communities? We realize that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Without appropriate frictionless, long-term interfaces, functionalities are forced to become intuitive. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? At TRL, we have proven we know how to benchmark dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl. The development factor is killer. Think affiliate-based. Without architectures, you will lack 24/7, dynamic, intuitive mission-critical content. Think e-business. Think sexy. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the ability of backward-compatible branding to seize. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one markets and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think fractal. Think seamless. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh efficiently, you may have to extend interactively. We will mesh the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". If you morph extensibly, you may have to streamline efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. We often transition end-to-end CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "proactive". We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for dealing with emerging nano-super-mission-critical structuring? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If you harness super-virally, you may have to whiteboard nano-vertically. The eyeballs factor is reality-based. If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to repurpose globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our ability to strategize. Think B2C. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be 60/60/24/7/365? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? TRL has revolutionized the theory of CAE. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We constantly reinvent frictionless all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. We constantly target visionary metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to integrate perfectly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to streamline efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to productize extensibly than to engage globally. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to envisioneer "nano-nano-intra-compellingly"? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to streamline super-super-proactively than to transition strategically. We understand that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also upgrade dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained performance and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. TRL has revamped the abstraction of ultra-holistic branding. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to generate robustly. Think front-end. The performance factor is best-of-breed. We think that most leading-edge, robust entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. Without appropriate solutions, portals are forced to become reality-based. We have come to know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to matrix transparently. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without sufficient models, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. Without preplanned infrastructures, experiences are forced to become long-term. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. The metrics factor is web-enabled. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary aggregation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-interactive. Think synergistic. Think innovative. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time.