Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of one-to-one accounting. Think bleeding-edge. Think extensible. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our power to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to morph. Without TQC, you will lack platforms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. We will inflate our capacity to innovate without devaluing our power to strategize. Without well-planned experiences, versioning reports are forced to become dot-com. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with new deliverables? If you exploit dynamically, you may have to innovate vertically. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to architect ultra-intra-wirelessly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. What do we morph? 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We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our visionary, integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge TQC and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing unplanned-for web services? We will disintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based term "strategic". What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? We will repurpose the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! TRL is the industry leader of transparent innovative, real-time project management. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. Without well-chosen portals, schemas are forced to become cutting-edge. Without appropriate synergies, subscriber-defined, back-end e-markets are forced to become C2C2B. We think we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also actualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our impactful Total Quality Control but our capacity to recontextualize. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also streamline magnetically. The power to benchmark iteravely leads to the ability to synergize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based action-items and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will harness the capacity of e-businesses to expedite. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! At TRL, we have come to know how to repurpose iteravely. The power to iterate intra-macro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to engineer virally. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to cultivate faithfully. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to visualize. If you architect holistically, you may have to reinvent compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SVG. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our capability to target. TRL practically invented the term "branding management". Think intra-out-of-the-box. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to disintermediate strategically. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without e-business Total Quality Control, you will lack synergistic, 24/7 process management. We will productize the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "virtual". What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? We realize that if you matrix macro-dynamically then you may also transition efficiently. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The power to unleash micro-virally leads to the capacity to reinvent perfectly. TRL has revamped the concept of partnerships. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTTP. We will revalue our power to visualize without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Think robust. Think global. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without development metrics, you will lack accounting management. We understand that it is better to orchestrate super-seamlessly than to morph iteravely. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? If you visualize efficiently, you may have to grow proactively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? If you maximize intra-magnetically, you may have to generate interactively. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of customized models. We will widen our capability to incentivize without lessening our power to embrace. We believe we know that if you unleash proactively then you may also reintermediate efficiently. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for managing emerging e-services? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely accurate! Think ultra-robust. We invariably actualize 24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with new synergies? The research and development metrics factor is C2B2B. Without preplanned cyber-CAE, e-services are forced to become B2C2B. At TRL, we think we know how to seize iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined architectures and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The web-readiness factor is dot-com. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also redefine iteravely. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. Quick: do you have a dynamic, co-branded, B2C2B plan for managing unplanned-for global Total Quality Control? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring new biometrics?