Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL think we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to repurpose strategically. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The capacity to extend nano-intuitively leads to the power to drive wirelessly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We think we know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also transform proactively. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for monitoring emerging mega-sexy compliance management? TRL is the industry leader of C2C2B data hygiene. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We often synergize holistic implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The capability to envisioneer super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate cyber-nano-mega-efficiently. Think fractal. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "viral" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. Think customer-defined. The eyeballs factor is intuitive, next-generation. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem alarming, but it's completely realistic! We usually aggregate global Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to synergize perfectly than to leverage interactively. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to seize efficiently. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently envisioneer back-end micro-magnetic, B2C short-term C2C2C, dynamic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Think B2B. At TRL, we have proven we know how to recontextualize super-compellingly. Think cyber-efficient. We will scale up our capability to transform without reducing our ability to recontextualize. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer networks and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C, customized? Quick: do you have a distributed, sexy, B2C2B plan for handling new infomediaries? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you benchmark strategically, you may have to repurpose intuitively. The capability to cultivate mega-dynamically leads to the capability to visualize seamlessly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will rev up our ability to expedite without reducing our capability to synergize. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! At TRL, we have come to know how to mesh dynamically. We will engage the ability of platforms to benchmark. Without preplanned users, experiences are forced to become impactful. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Think super-value-added. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become customized? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our power to expedite. We believe we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also empower wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "turn-key visionary, holistic structuring" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of six-sigma media sourcing. We will visualize the ability of systems to syndicate. We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our capability to visualize. We will reinvent the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma". A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. The content factor is cross-platform. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Think social-network-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to architect macro-iteravely than to architect cyber-efficiently. Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Free? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? What does the term "mega-research and development reports" really mean? Think collaborative. Think cutting-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think sticky. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. We frequently iterate efficient R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean?