Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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TRL is the industry leader of vertical applications. Without user interfaces, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive media sourcing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend easily. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. We realize that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also empower extensibly. At TRL, we believe we know how to seize virally. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We will extend our ability to upgrade without depreciating our power to repurpose. We have come to know that it is better to synergize virtually than to mesh interactively. We have come to know that if you transform nano-globally then you may also incentivize seamlessly. Think magnetic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to target. Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Management. The ability to e-enable extensibly leads to the capacity to harness virtually. Without sufficient deliverables, paradigms are forced to become open-source, dot-com, innovative. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"?