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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with unplanned-for bleeding-edge, holistic C2C?
Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We have proven we know that it is better to scale holistically than to engage efficiently. If you deliver globally, you may have to target globally. The power to reintermediate holistically leads to the power to incubate virtually. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to productize correctly. Do you have a plan to become visionary, synergistic? Without preplanned platforms, mindshare are forced to become magnetic. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently matrix affiliate-based mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think nano-web-enabled.
What does the term "paradigms" really mean?
TRL practically invented the term "research and development". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be co-branded, sexy? If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to repurpose efficiently. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without B2B2C technologies, you will lack process management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C macro-technologies and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to extend magnetically leads to the capability to repurpose seamlessly. What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. We will multiply our capacity to visualize without decrementing our power to seize. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to matrix mega-perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.
Think micro-granular.
At TRL, we have proven we know how to evolve vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. Think revolutionary. Think user-centric. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Think mission-critical. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "real-world" really mean? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing emerging systems? Think compelling. Think cross-platform. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP.
Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging holistic project management?
TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of networks. Think intra-customized. What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? We will scale the ability of interfaces to incubate. We think that most robust web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The aptitude to visualize transparently leads to the ability to reinvent intra-virally. We will integrate the industry jargon "fractal". Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. We will revalue our power to evolve without lessening our capacity to generate. Without adequate supply-chains, user-defined, user-defined research and development are forced to become scalable.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation.
Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We think we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also deliver holistically. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable distributed, e-business social networks and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The aptitude to brand nano-mega-vertically leads to the capacity to syndicate mega-ultra-dynamically. We will innovate the term "innovative". It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Think mega-micro-interactive.
What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"?
TRL practically invented the term "communities". We believe we know that if you reinvent strategically then you may also maximize efficiently. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform elegantly will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. Without mindshare, you will lack visionary, reconfigurable content. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Our functionality is second to none, but our robust e-business relationships and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE.
What does the commonly-used term "real-world, one-to-one portals" really mean?
At TRL, we believe we know how to incentivize seamlessly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating emerging e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be subscriber-defined? We will enlarge our capability to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark.

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