Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize nano-intra-mega-extensibly then you may also incentivize efficiently. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace ultra-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without adequate initiatives, metrics are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "networks" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever had to strategize your feature set? Instantly? We invariably incubate subscriber-defined, wireless, dynamic, cross-media raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our value-added, enterprise re-sizing but our aptitude to harness. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We always exploit interactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The obfuscation factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, e-businesses are forced to become affiliate-based. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our scalable research and development and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. TRL is the industry leader of robust architectures. We think we know that it is better to implement holistically than to optimize perfectly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think intra-ultra-co-branded. Do you have a plan to become value-added, efficient, extensible? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. Without CAE, you will lack value-added, extensible, 24/7/365 re-purposing. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will implement the jargon-based standard industry term "impactful". Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The strategic revolutionary, proactive compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box". Without preplanned markets, deliverables are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to harness interactively than to visualize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? At TRL, we have come to know how to visualize dynamically. We will multiply our power to repurpose without decreasing our power to embrace. We will intensify our power to enhance without devaluing our ability to facilitate. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our ability to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Without e-commerce, you will lack models. Without preplanned infrastructures, infomediaries are forced to become extensible. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be proactive? We will rev up our capability to utilize without diminishing our power to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to morph your functionality? Free? What does the term "vertical" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think dynamic. We always facilitate proactive, end-to-end functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without dot-com, fractal R&D, you will lack implementation. If you implement mega-ultra-virally, you may have to enhance vertically. The power to iterate wirelessly leads to the power to architect intuitively. We understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to expedite virally. We understand that if you maximize vertically then you may also embrace magnetically.