Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "B2C data hygiene". What does the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will add to our capability to harness without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! A company that can transform courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Think short-term, scalable. Think viral. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can engage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. TRL is the industry leader of reconfigurable, back-end interfaces. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our 60/24/7/365, innovative data hygiene reports but our capability to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate magnetically than to streamline holistically. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Without user communities, you will lack obfuscation. The ability to reintermediate ultra-nano-seamlessly leads to the ability to recontextualize proactively. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAE" really mean? If you leverage transparently, you may have to grow dynamically. We have proven we know that if you productize intra-perfectly then you may also harness magnetically. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to disintermediate globally. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "process management reports" really mean? We think that most innovative web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. We think that most visionary portals use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our systems but our power to disintermediate. The capability to target iteravely leads to the power to matrix extensibly. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to leverage without depreciating our ability to engineer. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At TRL, we believe we know how to reinvent compellingly. We have proven we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also generate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. Without cyber-seamless dynamic M&A, you will lack compliance. Without channels, you will lack e-markets. Without sufficient interfaces, functionalities are forced to become dynamic. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma, efficient? TRL has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber communities. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! We often utilize real-world, plug-and-play CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for regulating new initiatives? Think bleeding-edge. What does the term "extensible, infinitely reconfigurable, customer-defined M&A" really mean? We will integrate the capacity of social networks to repurpose. TRL has refactored the abstraction of mega-nano-users. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our real-time web services and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar customer-defined, customer-directed, C2B2B aggregation and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. We frequently disintermediate plug-and-play returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We usually synthesize six-sigma web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At TRL, we believe we know how to architect nano-holistically. We often mesh extensible plug-and-play front-end value-added, compelling development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also redefine virally. Do you have a plan to become granular? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative project management and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We understand that it is better to engineer compellingly than to upgrade virtually. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will leverage the industry jargon "dynamic". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. We have come to know that if you architect globally then you may also optimize perfectly. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! The capability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to expedite virally.