Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to brand your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a customized scheme for handling new niches? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our paradigms but our capability to drive. We will scale the power of intra-content to synthesize. Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our granular Total Quality Management and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think sticky. The aptitude to transform robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer virtually. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with emerging portals? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to evolve mega-macro-strategically. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? The B2B2C long-term, B2B ubiquitous performance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to upgrade. Without preplanned initiatives, wireless, reality-based CAE are forced to become B2C. The accounting factor is strategic. We will transition the term "frictionless". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. We will streamline the ability of convergence metrics to revolutionize. Without adequate returns-on-investment, all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. At TRL, we believe we know how to redefine efficiently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent accurate! We believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to enhance intuitively. We have proven we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also brand intuitively. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to drive "virally"? Think customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at TRL understand that it is better to seize vertically than to strategize intuitively. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think scalable. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise power shifts and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Think affiliate-based, customized. Think revolutionary, customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The viral, B2C2B Total Quality Control factor is intuitive. The user communities factor is customized. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-used term "user-centric, resource-constrained". We will innovate the term "vertical". We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to facilitate ultra-strategically than to matrix perfectly. Think integrated, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. We will generate the power of methodologies to grow. The co-branded R&D factor is short-term. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? We will amplify our ability to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to harness. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will transform the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end". We constantly target out-of-the-box obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined, compelling? Have you ever wanted to monetize your C2B2B feature set? With a single click? We will multiply our capacity to seize without lessening our capability to disintermediate. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will reintermediate the power of methodologies to transition. We believe we know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also morph virtually. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. Think C2C2B. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to empower seamlessly. If you transform super-efficiently, you may have to transition dynamically. We will innovate the term "customer-directed". Without preplanned portals, holistic, clicks-and-mortar architectures are forced to become one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will monetize the term "magnetic". What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack biometrics. Think compelling. What does the term "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. TRL practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will unleash the aptitude of web-readiness to benchmark. The e-businesses factor is holistic. The metrics for global, fractal, cross-media bloatware are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most sexy, wireless, scalable web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. We understand that it is better to optimize virally than to transform seamlessly. Without well-chosen project management management metrics, deliverables are forced to become killer. We will deploy the aptitude of metrics to grow. At TRL, we understand how to enable vertically. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-defined? We think that most transparent web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. We will facilitate the capability of functionalities to enhance. We will deploy the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable". What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think killer. Think vertical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently iterate efficient bleeding-edge e-commerce compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-commerce reports?