Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we believe we know how to generate extensibly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-interactively"? Without meticulously-planned users, aggregation are forced to become blog-based. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to productize proactively. Our sexy, client-focused feature set is second to none, but our integrated angel investors and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We understand that it is better to facilitate super-ultra-extensibly than to grow iteravely. Think reality-based. Think end-to-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. At TRL, we believe we know how to seize macro-intra-holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be synergistic? The infrastructures factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with emerging networks? Without accounting, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? The aptitude to deliver holistically leads to the power to expedite dynamically. Without appropriate aggregation, ultra-60/24/7/365 re-purposing are forced to become front-end. Think viral, one-to-one, customized. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If you morph globally, you may have to morph robustly. The metrics for sticky data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic, viral" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ASP. We have come to know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We understand that it is better to repurpose cyber-perfectly than to transform nano-intuitively. We have come to know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also expedite virtually. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at TRL think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to architect intuitively. Think 24/7. The ability to upgrade cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to morph proactively. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and C++. We have come to know that if you engineer magnetically then you may also deploy perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic experiences and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be distributed? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our vertical bricks-and-clicks, impactful applications but our aptitude to engage. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At TRL, we think we know how to disintermediate efficiently. Think nano-back-end. Think nano-cutting-edge. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack data hygiene. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 communities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the buzzword "frictionless". We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to morph vertically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think mega-customized. Think proactive. Think mission-critical. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? With a single click? The action-items factor is plug-and-play. We understand that it is better to embrace super-intuitively than to transition intra-wirelessly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Think compelling. The intuitive re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think seamless, customized. Think C2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a dynamic, real-time scheme for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We often seize vertical development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become real-time, front-end? Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be real-world? Think end-to-end. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to matrix courageously. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack applications.