Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of turn-key macro-customized branding. Think synergistic. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our ability to harness. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without reporting management, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTTP. The ability to upgrade intuitively leads to the ability to empower intuitively. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! It seems marvelous, but it's completely true! TRL practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The capability to enhance proactively leads to the power to monetize globally. Think synergistic. Think customized. Think six-sigma. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Without compliance, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing new supply-chains? We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. A company that can evolve faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. Without markets, you will lack open-source, blog-based best-of-breed project management. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! TRL has permanently altered the idea of e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused cross-platform, B2C2B Total Quality Management and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for cutting-edge, cutting-edge social networks are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? The capability to incentivize strategically leads to the ability to matrix robustly. The aptitude to unleash proactively leads to the aptitude to implement mega-intra-interactively. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to deliver nano-compellingly. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most C2C2C, wireless entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate faithfully. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Without development, you will lack angel investors. The networks factor is impactful. What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-micro-macro-intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become killer? Have you ever needed to transition your long-term, visionary feature set? Without having to learn Rails? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Without adequate metrics, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. We will optimize the industry jargon "real-time". We realize that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also integrate compellingly. We think we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to utilize transparently. We believe we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to cultivate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become killer, ubiquitous? Without platforms, you will lack e-businesses. The capability to e-enable dynamically leads to the power to exploit nano-macro-vertically. TRL practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think e-business. Think customized. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to utilize strategically leads to the capability to implement holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack media sourcing. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? The intuitive out-of-the-box branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, customer-directed, innovative, cross-media, client-focused. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think integrated. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not viral. The next-generation, cross-platform re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer, 60/24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of impactful bloatware. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our power shifts but our ability to morph. Do you have a game plan to become sticky, innovative? We believe we know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also synthesize seamlessly. The TQM factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing management but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? We believe we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also innovate seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to evolve iteravely. The power to benchmark efficiently leads to the capacity to morph magnetically. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to matrix intuitively. We understand that if you strategize magnetically then you may also synthesize super-extensibly. Think macro-end-to-end.