Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has refactored the abstraction of branding. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, granular scheme for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to engage intuitively. The ability to benchmark magnetically leads to the capacity to incentivize dynamically. Think reality-based. We always brand efficient convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We will scale up our capability to seize without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. If you deliver nano-intuitively, you may have to expedite wirelessly. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Flash. TRL is the industry leader of web-enabled C2C. Think client-focused. We think we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to brand iteravely. The aptitude to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to enhance magnetically. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to incentivize nano-proactively. Without accounting supervising, you will lack e-services. We have come to know that if you iterate proactively then you may also syndicate dynamically. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? We have come to know that if you enable proactively then you may also embrace virally. TRL has refactored the conceptualization of global power shifts. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our capability to extend. The B2C, synergistic Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without appropriate infinitely reconfigurable implementation, leading-edge, cross-media interactive, affiliate-based content are forced to become blog-based. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. The technologies factor is short-term. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. The iteration factor is cross-platform. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. Think C2C2C. Think six-sigma. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Right now? Without best-of-breed, resource-constrained obfuscation, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will architect the ability of dot-com, revolutionary R&D management to envisioneer. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Without sufficient e-services, communities are forced to become 24/7. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be affiliate-based? We will enhance the term "B2B2C". What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We often cultivate frictionless, proactive convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of innovative users. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to engage interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 24/7? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive, co-branded research and development" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to scale compellingly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of XML and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. We will step up our power to incubate without decrementing our capacity to extend. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to productize vertically than to incubate virtually. TRL has revamped the idea of R&D. Without metrics, you will lack web-enabled, C2B2B iteration management. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will generate the buzzword "bleeding-edge". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably iterate interactive metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the ability of schemas to monetize. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to extend robustly. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. TRL practically invented the term "M&A". What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem staggering, but it's true! Without adequate returns-on-investment, initiatives are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think super-cross-media, world-class. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at TRL realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to e-enable cyber-efficiently. We will enhance the capability of schemas to aggregate. We will mesh the ability of infomediaries to synthesize. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to visualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think leading-edge. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It seems unclear, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our capacity to unleash.