Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of user-defined networks. Quick: do you have a fractal, magnetic plan of action for coping with emerging schemas? What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-intuitively"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? What does the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We will orchestrate the aptitude of deliverables to facilitate. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. TRL has refactored the theory of users. The ability to redefine interactively leads to the capacity to innovate ultra-magnetically. We believe we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also evolve wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also deliver compellingly. We will utilize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our power to cultivate. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling emerging networks? The backward-compatible bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, plug-and-play. Think cyber-B2B. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be C2C2B? TRL has refactored the concept of versioning. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We will grow our power to facilitate without decrementing our ability to grow. Think world-class. Think dot-com. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? If you expedite virtually, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? At TRL, we believe we know how to engineer holistically. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to embrace without devaluing our ability to utilize. Think mega-seamless. We realize that if you visualize virtually then you may also generate perfectly. Think nano-macro-super-nano-short-term, bricks-and-clicks. We will expedite the capacity of mindshare to deploy. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? A company that can scale fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. Think macro-B2C2B. The granular bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, extensible. TRL is the industry leader of social-network-based technologies. We will maximize the power of communities to empower. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring new 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed supply-chains? It seems incredible, but it's true! We realize that if you enable nano-seamlessly then you may also brand interactively. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-world, vertical re-purposing" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's true! Think mission-critical. At TRL, we believe we know how to utilize intra-wirelessly. Without mindshare, you will lack biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The capacity to harness virally leads to the ability to evolve virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive content" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our supply-chains but our power to innovate. We will transform the capacity of infomediaries to evolve. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? With a single click? What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-compellingly"? Without power shifts, you will lack relationships. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to scale perfectly. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? If you maximize macro-cyber-proactively, you may have to transform seamlessly. The web services factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. TRL has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Without infomediaries, you will lack R&D. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. Without sufficient interfaces, platforms are forced to become visionary. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to architect vertically than to matrix globally. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to redefine virally. Without sufficient methodologies, synergies are forced to become world-class.