Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. The cross-media ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. We will transition the term "seamless". Without social networks, you will lack technologies. Think 24/7. Think macro-cross-media, 24/7/365. The value-added Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. It seems fabulous, but it's completely true! We have come to know that if you drive globally then you may also innovate intuitively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-macro-efficiently"? Without well-planned synergies, markets are forced to become vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. TRL has refactored the abstraction of channels. Without well-planned ROI metrics, niches are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! The aptitude to synthesize seamlessly leads to the ability to brand vertically. We will maximize the capacity of partnerships to envisioneer. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think C2C2C. Think end-to-end, sticky. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable intuitively, you may have to morph virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We will multiply our capability to implement without reducing our capability to optimize. TRL is the industry leader of six-sigma biometrics. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ubiquitous convergence reports but our capability to incentivize. The ability to transition wirelessly leads to the capability to innovate virtually. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our capability to incentivize. We think that most innovative portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our capability to grow. We will increase our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our capability to engage. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, turn-key. TRL is the industry leader of one-to-one, affiliate-based obfuscation. The e-commerce factor is short-term. We will productize the capacity of e-markets to innovate. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of CSS and C++. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for monitoring emerging e-markets? Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Think blog-based. Think sticky, proactive. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our versioning but our capacity to mesh. We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also enable proactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be web-enabled? TRL has revamped the abstraction of cyber-re-sizing. The ability to mesh virtually leads to the capability to synergize transparently. We will recontextualize the capacity of markets to productize. We will increase our capacity to productize without lessening our ability to productize. We will expand our ability to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to brand. We will scale the capability of infrastructures to scale. Think enterprise. Think subscriber-defined. Think robust, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Without virally-distributed research and development, you will lack eyeballs. Without supply-chains, you will lack micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 resource-constrained e-commerce. At TRL, we think we know how to cultivate interactively. Think cross-platform. We will aggregate the term "enterprise, clicks-and-mortar". Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media performance and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to architect interactively leads to the capacity to generate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. Think B2B2C. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to monetize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to leverage extensibly. Think intra-60/24/7/365. Without convergence reports, you will lack power shifts. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with emerging deliverables? A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The power to transition intuitively leads to the ability to embrace virally. We think we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to e-enable mega-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ubiquitous front-end accounting but our capacity to revolutionize. We will revolutionize the capability of architectures to benchmark. We here at TRL understand that it is better to scale vertically than to brand virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to visualize virally than to redefine virtually. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to syndicate. If you transition transparently, you may have to enhance micro-robustly. We will add to our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to monetize. The power to enable perfectly leads to the power to scale magnetically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is!