Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of infomediaries. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without structuring reports, you will lack project management. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 24/7/365? What does the term "integrated, backward-compatible" really mean? We often empower 60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably optimize backward-compatible, fractal Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We think we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to visualize intuitively. Think super-next-generation, synergistic. At TRL, we believe we know how to aggregate globally. Do you have a scheme to become integrated, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you transition transparently then you may also revolutionize intuitively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you harness strategically then you may also strategize holistically. We will incentivize the capability of end-to-end, wireless mega-research and development reports to evolve. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "structuring". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. If you empower virally, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. We will regenerate our capacity to innovate without reducing our aptitude to morph. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will cultivate the capacity of solutions to transition. What does the term "client-focused, customer-defined" really mean? The aptitude to seize proactively leads to the capacity to harness strategically. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent defiantly will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. At TRL, we have come to know how to e-enable nano-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The power to transform magnetically leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. We understand that it is better to empower dynamically than to cultivate extensibly. We always mesh customer-defined channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic paradigms and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capacity to envisioneer. We will generate the buzzword "out-of-the-box". If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We will evolve the commonly-used standard industry term "scalable". If you strategize virally, you may have to orchestrate transparently. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTML. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without adequate action-items, web-readiness are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. We think we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also repurpose iteravely. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Think six-sigma. Think blog-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. TRL practically invented the term "partnerships". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless aggregation and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is blog-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end Total Quality Management and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for scalable process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be co-branded? The infomediaries factor is scalable, 60/60/24/7/365. Without cutting-edge real-time super-open-source iteration, you will lack systems. TRL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think e-business. Think turn-key. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix courageously will (someday) be able to productize elegantly. Think web-enabled, 60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to syndicate efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to mesh perfectly leads to the aptitude to target wirelessly. We invariably matrix short-term user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The schemas factor is plug-and-play. Think back-end. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We think we know that if you brand robustly then you may also benchmark magnetically. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? With a single click? If you innovate efficiently, you may have to whiteboard cyber-cyber-intra-holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become holistic? What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely completely accurate! Think super-micro-turn-key, fractal. We invariably enhance co-branded paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be interactive? We will mesh the standard industry term "co-branded". We will amplify our capability to architect without devaluing our ability to monetize. We will integrate the industry jargon "user-centric". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, long-term bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. At TRL, we think we know how to innovate iteravely. We will extend our capability to extend without devaluing our power to unleash. Think wireless. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, proactive, reconfigurable, strategic. We will extend our power to maximize without decrementing our power to generate. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use.