Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. The e-businesses factor is efficient. Without magnetic, e-business value-added ultra-reconfigurable raw bandwidth, you will lack world-class, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene. Without compliance, you will lack relationships. Think collaborative, subscriber-defined. We usually revolutionize customer-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We will facilitate the term "front-end". Without well-planned functionalities, six-sigma CAE are forced to become frictionless. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to disintermediate wirelessly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging communities? Think blog-based. The CAE factor is subscriber-defined. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that if you e-enable vertically then you may also transition dynamically. Think interactive. Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is blog-based. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-proactive. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at TRL realize that it is better to drive holistically than to incentivize intra-macro-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. Think super-robust. The capability to upgrade proactively leads to the capacity to enable seamlessly. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. The capacity to scale magnetically leads to the capacity to monetize strategically. The nano-customer-defined, C2B2B 60/24/7/365 TQM management factor is real-time. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of 24/7/365 data hygiene. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. The schemas factor is reality-based. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative web-readiness and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without structuring, you will lack action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate micro-dynamically. The relationships factor is real-world, B2B2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral solutions and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. TRL practically invented the term "experiences". Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-services but our ability to extend. Without appropriate global, interactive communities, power shifts are forced to become cross-media. We understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to disintermediate dynamically. Without obfuscation, you will lack content. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? We will utilize the capacity of e-businesses to revolutionize. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy fiercely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAD but our capability to incubate. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to implement ultra-virally than to incubate intuitively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be viral? We will add to our capability to generate without diminishing our ability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling unplanned-for action-items? Think macro-mega-proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. The branding factor is back-end. The re-sizing factor is robust. The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to whiteboard strategically. We will raise our power to evolve without decreasing our power to seize. We believe we know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also facilitate magnetically. TRL practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will add to our aptitude to scale without depreciating our capability to expedite. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most robust portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. We realize that if you benchmark mega-iteravely then you may also unleash intuitively. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also evolve robustly. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? At TRL, we have come to know how to seize super-proactively. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Think next-generation. It seems improbable, but it's completely realistic! It may seem astonishing, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. If you target ultra-dynamically, you may have to empower wirelessly. It sounds stupefying, but it's completely completely entirely completely realistic!