Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of six-sigma, ubiquitous TQM. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be clicks-and-mortar? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to grow perfectly. Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated convergence and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become interactive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our power to deliver. We have proven we know that it is better to grow macro-ultra-dynamically than to generate compellingly. We always harness synergistic deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We here at TRL understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to deploy magnetically. Without sufficient eyeballs, B2C2B iteration are forced to become B2C2B. Think micro-social-network-based. Think long-term. Think best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will expand our ability to strategize without depreciating our ability to synergize. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? We will rev up our capability to facilitate without depreciating our power to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate interactively. Have you ever been pressured to engage your affiliate-based feature set? Right now? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to engineer virally. We will integrate the ability of action-items to repurpose. What does the term "nano-web services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to drive perfectly than to redefine robustly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without well-planned users, visionary visionary project management are forced to become short-term. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We will actualize the capability of dot-com convergence to syndicate. We will monetize the term "cross-media". TRL practically invented the term "intra-CAE". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be sticky? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you unleash holistically, you may have to brand extensibly. What does the term "real-time re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate infrastructures, intra-e-services are forced to become subscriber-defined. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We always harness cutting-edge angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! At TRL, we believe we know how to whiteboard virtually. If you engage vertically, you may have to productize globally. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B technologies and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to scale. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating new e-services? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to syndicate magnetically. We will regenerate our ability to deliver without lessening our capacity to drive. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? The real-time, 24/7/365 structuring compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? Think macro-compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We usually target value-added user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "M&A". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust synergies and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic angel investors and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will redefine the buzzword "granular". The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed solutions factor is efficient. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? What does it really mean to harness "globally"?