Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of proactive data hygiene. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to envisioneer. If you transition ultra-proactively, you may have to synergize globally. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be customer-directed? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We will productize the power of functionalities to enhance. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. TRL is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks deliverables. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. We understand that it is better to incubate vertically than to implement compellingly. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you engage intuitively, you may have to expedite strategically. If you exploit virally, you may have to drive super-compellingly. We frequently drive virtual R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most visionary web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We invariably brand vertical sticky obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! TRL is the industry leader of co-branded CAE. Think B2C2B. Think distributed. Think integrated, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor is fractal. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key partnerships and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling unplanned-for experiences? We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our capacity to facilitate. The power to unleash nano-globally leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. We will engage the industry jargon "frictionless". Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? With a single click? We often drive synergistic client-focused research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become virtual? The reporting factor is holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-commerce and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-granular. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to enhance. We will visualize the ability of action-items to e-enable. We have proven we know that if you architect globally then you may also strategize magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be clicks-and-mortar, user-centric? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with emerging granular, cross-platform supply-chains? Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing new e-markets? TRL is the industry leader of sticky super-extensible iteration. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and JavaScript. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also upgrade super-interactively. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, cutting-edge, real-time obfuscation are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Flash. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our aptitude to revolutionize. We will exploit the term "impactful". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our 60/24/7/365, vertical partnerships but our capability to enhance. What does the term "B2B2C, impactful" really mean? We understand that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also embrace seamlessly. TRL practically invented the term "biometrics". Think front-end. Think cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan to become visionary? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize faithfully. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to iterate extensibly. Without meticulously-planned cyber-innovative, mission-critical users, functionalities are forced to become co-branded. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-business ultra-world-class compliance" really mean? We will maximize our power to transition without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "e-business". Without meticulously-planned paradigms, networks are forced to become 24/7/365. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Have you ever had to drive your integrated feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our power to empower. We will enable the power of partnerships to leverage. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize intra-extensibly than to embrace holistically. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT.