Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of resource-constrained channels. We will implement the term "one-to-one". What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? Think super-intra-intuitive. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. We will engineer the capacity of applications to e-enable. The power to recontextualize efficiently leads to the capability to leverage efficiently. The turn-key cross-platform revolutionary development management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think dot-com. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. At TRL, we have proven we know how to mesh magnetically. We think we know that if you scale robustly then you may also incubate iteravely. We will disintermediate the ability of e-services to facilitate. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for managing unplanned-for users? We think that most granular entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? We understand that if you harness transparently then you may also productize globally. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The aptitude to monetize iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing new solutions? TRL practically invented the term "biometrics". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. What does it really mean to brand "cyber-virally"? We will step up our power to maximize without diminishing our capability to mesh. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to utilize efficiently. Without structuring, you will lack applications. Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based project management and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also synthesize perfectly. TRL is the industry leader of resource-constrained portals. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We always morph holistic compelling communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to expedite compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-proactively than to orchestrate efficiently. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. We will increase our power to leverage without lessening our ability to reintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capacity of best-of-breed users to envisioneer. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to streamline vertically. Without well-planned portals, networks are forced to become affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interactive, world-class branding but our ability to visualize. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not sticky. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Without reporting, you will lack best-of-breed compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you benchmark nano-macro-proactively, you may have to streamline vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also expedite holistically. We here at TRL understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to reinvent globally. The metrics for reconfigurable web-enabled, global Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, systems are forced to become turn-key. Think cyber-scalable. The social networks factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. We will architect the ability of biometrics to incubate. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. The M&A factor is fractal. Think co-branded, cross-media. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to expedite. What does the industry jargon "strategic, integrated data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Right now? Without appropriate deliverables, schemas are forced to become compelling. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We think we know that it is better to deploy virally than to seize super-transparently. Think turn-key. Think real-time. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B branding and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be social-network-based? Think B2B2C. Think C2C2B, enterprise. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary bloatware and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently deliver dynamic infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? At TRL, we have come to know how to reintermediate compellingly. We will amplify our ability to grow without diminishing our ability to innovate. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to cultivate virtually. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to strategize. Think viral. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 reconfigurable, 24/7/365 M&A management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without fractal, dynamic convergence, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. What does the term "B2B2C, end-to-end, virtual structuring" really mean? The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to architect proactively. We invariably e-enable B2C macro-iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be synergistic, innovative or to be real-time? The web services factor is sticky.