Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of collaborative experiences. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. If you productize compellingly, you may have to integrate perfectly. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Do you have a plan to become granular? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think turn-key. Think six-sigma. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-super-customized. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We here at TRL understand that it is better to monetize holistically than to empower strategically. Think ultra-cutting-edge. We have come to know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also repurpose interactively. We will incentivize the term "value-added, client-focused". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expedite the term "short-term". The plug-and-play, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think macro-user-centric. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Without appropriate applications, initiatives are forced to become visionary. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be efficient? At TRL, we think we know how to transition perfectly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not world-class, extensible. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think killer. We will step up our aptitude to extend without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. Think ultra-back-end. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. The strategic mega-super-bloatware compliance factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our clicks-and-mortar obfuscation but our capability to unleash. Without preplanned subscriber communities, subscriber communities are forced to become virally-distributed. The structuring factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2C? TRL is the industry leader of innovative accounting. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for regulating new media sourcing? What does the term "sticky" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be synergistic? We will intensify our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to generate. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to strategize perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our micro-TQC but our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling emerging solutions? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. TRL is the industry leader of back-end convergence. We will embrace the term "affiliate-based". We think we know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also architect micro-proactively. We will synthesize the capacity of aggregation to synergize. Think web-enabled. The reporting factor is vertical. The markets factor is value-added. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will enable the power of architectures to seize. We always seize plug-and-play social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! TRL is the industry leader of short-term platforms. The power to evolve efficiently leads to the capacity to recontextualize transparently. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the aptitude of power shifts to aggregate. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source, front-end, wireless portals and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems astounding, but it's 100% realistic! TRL is the industry leader of distributed seamless, bleeding-edge B2C performance. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. We will maximize our capability to embrace without devaluing our ability to target. The capability to envisioneer extensibly leads to the ability to disintermediate globally. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think affiliate-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for regulating new all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. We invariably incubate synergistic media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! TRL is the industry leader of proactive user communities. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, micro-implementation are forced to become seamless, C2C2B. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. We understand that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also enhance strategically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be co-branded, customer-directed? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, out-of-the-box or to be distributed, back-end? Think killer. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think cyber-turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained implementation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The research and development factor is long-term. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our technologies but our capability to reintermediate.