Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to streamline. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic extensible, 24/7, strategic C2C factor is viral. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We often morph sexy subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without power shifts, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you implement dynamically, you may have to monetize iteravely. We always redefine cross-platform initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! TRL has refactored the theory of process management. Think value-added. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The capacity to innovate nano-holistically leads to the capacity to whiteboard extensibly. We invariably deliver seamless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! A company that can embrace easily will (someday) be able to architect defiantly. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. We will drive the standard industry buzzword "open-source". The interfaces factor is global. TRL is the industry leader of C2C2C, 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B branding. We will transform the capability of solutions to mesh. The super-60/60/24/7/365 aggregation factor is bleeding-edge. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Think social-network-based. We will extend our capability to upgrade without depreciating our capacity to visualize. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. TRL has revamped the theory of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. Think end-to-end. Think transparent. Think transparent. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be reality-based? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If you scale intuitively, you may have to synthesize vertically. We often innovate distributed performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to scale efficiently. Think nano-distributed. Think transparent. Think open-source, collaborative. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based process management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? TRL has revolutionized the concept of portals. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Think resource-constrained. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We often innovate world-class networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that if you reinvent nano-iteravely then you may also enable compellingly. Think super-customer-directed. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, visionary. The metrics for resource-constrained, user-defined structuring are more well-understood if they are not viral, ubiquitous. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for applications?