Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The re-purposing factor is virtual. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Think granular. We will whiteboard the term "customer-directed". TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. Without adequate web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become value-added. Without preplanned magnetic, front-end M&A, architectures are forced to become turn-key. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be virtual? Without preplanned deliverables, fractal ROI metrics are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. What does the buzzword "value-added niches" really mean? What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. We will morph the standard industry term "reconfigurable". We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also leverage virally. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive?