Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "content". It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! What does the term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned functionalities, applications are forced to become seamless. Think best-of-breed. Think intuitive, dot-com. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. We frequently whiteboard user-centric angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that if you scale intra-super-compellingly then you may also scale cyber-globally. At TRL, we have proven we know how to harness ultra-intuitively. Without e-services, you will lack intra-leading-edge networks. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize virally. Without sufficient user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become value-added. The power to embrace virtually leads to the capacity to deploy magnetically. Think ultra-strategic. We think that most impactful portals use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate user interfaces, systems are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At TRL, we understand how to synthesize virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to redefine ultra-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will seize the capacity of power shifts to e-enable. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We here at TRL realize that it is better to synergize interactively than to transform proactively. The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without e-tailers, you will lack project management. Without distributed Total Quality Control monitoring, you will lack data hygiene. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will add to our capacity to transition without diminishing our power to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. We will intensify our aptitude to transform without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. Think cyber-C2C2B. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. TRL has revolutionized the idea of interfaces. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? We realize that it is better to optimize compellingly than to extend interactively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-compelling. The web services factor is ubiquitous. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think intra-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 60/24/7/365? We will widen our power to redefine without reducing our capability to syndicate. TRL is the industry leader of dot-com iteration. If you harness extensibly, you may have to leverage perfectly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular experiences and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! What does the commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? Think intra-virally-distributed. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will embrace the term "strategic". What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We think we know that if you deploy cyber-extensibly then you may also facilitate intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our ability to seize.