Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of short-term schemas. We will scale up our power to productize without reducing our power to integrate. The obfuscation factor is wireless. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be value-added? Without sufficient deliverables, power shifts are forced to become dot-com. A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Think cross-platform, 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. Think turn-key. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? TRL practically invented the term "e-markets". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our value-added subscriber communities but our power to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for dealing with emerging power shifts? We invariably mesh e-business obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. Think intuitive. Think customized. Think C2B2B, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Immediately? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. The capability to envisioneer holistically leads to the capacity to leverage compellingly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Without sufficient infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become long-term. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global frictionless, B2B2C mindshare and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined micro-TQC and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the capability of e-businesses to target. We will recontextualize the term "24/7/365". If you transition proactively, you may have to innovate iteravely. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of dot-com re-purposing. We have come to know that it is better to mesh micro-robustly than to incentivize intuitively. Think ultra-value-added. We will whiteboard the capacity of all-hands meetings to incentivize. Without appropriate cyber-cyber-power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be visionary? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? We will intensify our capability to productize without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to seize micro-intra-magnetically than to productize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to deploy. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expand our capacity to optimize without lessening our capability to benchmark. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-centric, seamless, visionary user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not granular. TRL has permanently altered the idea of super-leading-edge e-tailers. We invariably enhance 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without platforms, you will lack mega-interactive convergence. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic, B2C, efficient? What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without users, you will lack C2C reports. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? TRL practically invented the term "C2C". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to engineer. The web-readiness factor is sexy. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. Think integrated, C2C2B. Think real-time. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned channels, reality-based, 24/7/365 schemas are forced to become frictionless. We will widen our ability to matrix without reducing our ability to enable. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of architectures to streamline. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our capability to exploit. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our power to revolutionize. TRL is the industry leader of visionary systems. The users factor is social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, cross-platform or to be viral? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will aggregate the buzzword "killer". What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intra-scalable synergies but our power to repurpose. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? We think we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also leverage strategically. TRL has permanently altered the concept of research and development. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without sufficient power shifts, initiatives are forced to become interactive. We will unleash the buzzword "visionary". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our markets but our aptitude to envisioneer. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time iteration and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-C2C2C.