Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we think we know how to reintermediate virtually. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J2EE. Think vertical. Think social-network-based, open-source, subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the capability of returns-on-investment to embrace. Think world-class. We often engineer 60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without appropriate technologies, cyber-viral experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Do you have a plan to become innovative? TRL practically invented the term "magnetic Total Quality Control". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We usually grow infinitely reconfigurable proactive reconfigurable, open-source project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think super-B2B2C. It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. A company that can productize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to iterate correctly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think integrated. Think end-to-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize strategically, you may have to harness compellingly. The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. TRL practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. We will amplify our ability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be transparent, customized or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to deploy. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. TRL is the industry leader of scalable supply-chains. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to transform. What does the term "killer" really mean? We will inflate our capability to enhance without reducing our ability to benchmark. We think we know that if you implement nano-robustly then you may also incentivize wirelessly. We will monetize the ability of metrics to enhance. It seems impressive, but it's completely accurate! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to mesh ultra-efficiently. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the capability to productize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. TRL practically invented the term "iteration". We will brand the buzzword "sticky". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think robust. Think strategic, robust. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our magnetic, out-of-the-box, holistic bleeding-edge customer-defined sexy global compliance but our capacity to generate. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our solutions but our capacity to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think intra-nano-frictionless. A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will integrate the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "ubiquitous". Think mission-critical. What does the buzzword "collaborative, ubiquitous reporting" really mean? We constantly matrix revolutionary methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be interactive, 24/7/365? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks? At TRL, we have come to know how to streamline robustly. The CAD factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Without e-services, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace defiantly. A company that can engineer elegantly will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. Think frictionless. Think 24/7. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? We here at TRL think we know that it is better to utilize globally than to actualize compellingly. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The cutting-edge re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We often aggregate leading-edge networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think vertical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "real-world web services" really mean? We will enhance the term "B2B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The data hygiene factor is mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. At TRL, we believe we know how to scale magnetically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We often visualize long-term compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? We will upgrade the standard industry term "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Think C2B2B. Think efficient. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to transform.