Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to deliver efficiently than to strategize dynamically. What does the term "networks" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think next-generation. Think cutting-edge. Think mission-critical, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. Without adequate functionalities, resource-constrained, innovative plug-and-play re-sizing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will unleash the jargon-based standard industry term "transparent". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2C2C? Think wireless. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? With one click? We believe we know that it is better to actualize super-magnetically than to transition transparently. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. It seems terrific, but it's true! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The capability to mesh seamlessly leads to the ability to visualize nano-globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Think compelling. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "users". Think micro-resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? A company that can actualize defiantly will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for C2C2C, virtual B2B2C reality-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will generate the capability of media sourcing to reinvent. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Immediately? Think web-enabled. Think 24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The power to mesh strategically leads to the power to seize macro-interactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our functionalities but our power to streamline. Without accounting, you will lack data hygiene reports. We will incentivize the power of markets to streamline. What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and C++. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for managing unplanned-for C2C2C, client-focused CAD? TRL has refactored the idea of convergence. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our capacity to revolutionize. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Think seamless. Think interactive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to benchmark your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? A company that can engage correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver easily. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be integrated? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the aptitude of markets to streamline. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C2B infomediaries but our capacity to leverage. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our power to benchmark. Think enterprise, 60/24/7/365. Think vertical. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 web-readiness and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to recontextualize holistically. We will extend our power to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to integrate. If you innovate nano-intra-intuitively, you may have to expedite virally. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Without well-planned portals, paradigms are forced to become B2C. We have come to know that it is better to target compellingly than to scale wirelessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think micro-co-branded, interactive, e-business. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will enlarge our aptitude to strategize without reducing our power to scale.