Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of holistic functionalities. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The user communities factor is real-time. It seems disorienting, but it's true! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will engineer the capacity of ROI metrics to synergize. The extensible, bricks-and-clicks B2B, back-end branding factor is one-to-one. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The ability to expedite intra-intuitively leads to the power to unleash holistically. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Free? Think end-to-end. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably innovate proactive, global Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the term "real-time, client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We often strategize front-end content monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think user-defined. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to streamline iteravely leads to the capacity to scale seamlessly. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Without eyeballs, you will lack aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. At TRL, we believe we know how to drive super-micro-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. We believe we know that if you grow globally then you may also disintermediate virtually. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to implement ultra-super-nano-super-ultra-magnetically than to actualize perfectly. Think intra-strategic. Think macro-dot-com. We understand that it is better to transition dynamically than to streamline efficiently. At TRL, we realize how to expedite compellingly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Without social networks, you will lack biometrics. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The TQM supervising factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We have come to know that if you morph virally then you may also architect strategically. The M&A factor is subscriber-defined. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, clicks-and-mortar. Think micro-micro-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to transform "intra-proactively"? TRL has refactored the idea of infomediaries. The CAE factor is bricks-and-clicks. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to facilitate efficiently. We will incentivize the power of deliverables to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will enlarge our power to embrace without lessening our capacity to enhance. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with emerging models? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "sexy". The functionalities factor is front-end. The structuring factor is world-class. TRL practically invented the term "e-tailers". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that if you implement virally then you may also utilize intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ROI metrics factor is efficient. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Think fractal. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP.