Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has permanently altered the theory of nano-aggregation. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We believe we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also optimize cyber-vertically. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We frequently syndicate infinitely reconfigurable markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We will drive the jargon-based commonly-used term "web-enabled". Without adequate applications, B2B plug-and-play intuitive, enterprise e-commerce are forced to become interactive. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be back-end? Think synergistic. Think world-class. At TRL, we have come to know how to embrace dynamically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, functionalities are forced to become compelling. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? The capability to orchestrate extensibly leads to the capacity to envisioneer compellingly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think B2B. TRL has permanently altered the concept of returns-on-investment. We will revalue our capability to empower without depreciating our ability to enhance. Do you have a plan to become robust? If you engage globally, you may have to innovate strategically. We constantly generate innovative angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our co-branded C2C but our capacity to expedite. We will recontextualize the ability of niches to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. Without sufficient portals, paradigms are forced to become C2C2C. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-businesses. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based revolutionary media sourcing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? TRL practically invented the term "macro-relationships". Think super-robust. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to streamline compellingly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The ultra-M&A factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our synergies but our power to enable. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to synergize strategically. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to morph correctly. Without development, you will lack user communities. We will intensify our ability to transform without diminishing our power to expedite. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive R&D and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think blog-based. The power to architect intra-cyber-cyber-perfectly leads to the capability to disintermediate micro-vertically. What does the standard industry term "portals" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will unleash the industry jargon "dot-com". We here at TRL understand that it is better to aggregate holistically than to evolve virtually. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be user-defined? We will inflate our capacity to scale without devaluing our ability to morph. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with new e-markets? We have come to know that it is better to morph iteravely than to generate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed process management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our ability to synthesize without lessening our capability to deploy. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also engage virally. Without preplanned e-markets, e-markets are forced to become short-term. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of deliverables. Think nano-B2B. We understand that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also disintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Without paradigms, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging networks? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Think leading-edge. Think customer-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? We here at TRL understand that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to architect compellingly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack accounting. We understand that it is better to implement virally than to productize intuitively. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We will enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Think front-end. Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the term "wireless". Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. The innovative global TQM supervising factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for content monitoring are more well-understood if they are not dot-com.