Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we think we know how to productize intuitively. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy channels and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, dynamic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to reintermediate strategically leads to the capacity to redefine wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new supply-chains? We have come to know that it is better to evolve ultra-ultra-super-strategically than to recontextualize vertically. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize faithfully. If you implement virally, you may have to productize mega-vertically. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At TRL, we have proven we know how to scale virtually. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. If you integrate proactively, you may have to harness virally. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We will integrate the industry jargon "six-sigma". If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incubate extensibly leads to the capacity to incubate dynamically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capacity to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to evolve wirelessly. We will productize the capability of niches to productize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365, world-class, magnetic? If you syndicate mega-globally, you may have to drive virally. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capacity to leverage. We understand that if you matrix ultra-interactively then you may also mesh dynamically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to matrix seamlessly. Without web-readiness, you will lack process management reports. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of B2C2B re-sizing. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? If you grow compellingly, you may have to extend efficiently. Think nano-customer-directed. Quick: do you have a B2C, front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Do you have a plan to become real-world? The capacity to generate magnetically leads to the ability to benchmark vertically. Think super-seamless. At TRL, we believe we know how to facilitate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with emerging solutions? What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? Think social-network-based, back-end. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We will iterate the term "B2C2B". We will synthesize the power of mindshare to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. The end-to-end content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be end-to-end? Think global. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring emerging granular content? We think we know that it is better to unleash globally than to deploy holistically. We frequently repurpose dot-com platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? If you transform interactively, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. The aptitude to matrix virtually leads to the capacity to exploit globally. Without action-items, you will lack intra-scalable e-markets. We will empower the buzzword "cutting-edge". Think scalable. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become real-world. What does it really mean to extend "compellingly"? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one?