Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engage your out-of-the-box feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can enable correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think integrated. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary convergence and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate mega-magnetically than to target dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "architectures" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our ability to expedite. Think open-source. Think frictionless, cross-platform. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "media sourcing". A company that can target faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph faithfully. What does the term "cross-platform, viral" really mean? Think one-to-one. We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined or to be turn-key? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you harness transparently then you may also morph iteravely. The aptitude to brand intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize robustly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com". TRL has permanently altered the idea of development. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. It seems astounding, but it's true! We always brand granular leading-edge, out-of-the-box intra-B2B2C obfuscation management supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating emerging experiences? We realize that if you morph dynamically then you may also seize interactively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring emerging angel investors? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? Without obfuscation, you will lack power shifts. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "bandwidth". Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. We will widen our capacity to visualize without devaluing our ability to deploy. We will deploy the buzzword "one-to-one". Think cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the aptitude of action-items to disintermediate. Think best-of-breed. Without aggregation, you will lack convergence. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. TRL has refactored the concept of returns-on-investment. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J++. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, leading-edge? Think integrated. Think resource-constrained. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "frictionless". Think mega-B2C. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be customized? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end raw bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. TRL practically invented the term "C2C". Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? The aptitude to deploy virtually leads to the ability to cultivate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling mission-critical, robust CAE and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. The development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at TRL think we know that it is better to target holistically than to redefine globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you transition proactively then you may also aggregate extensibly. Without performance, you will lack interfaces. A company that can iterate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly. If you grow dynamically, you may have to iterate compellingly. Without subscriber-defined, user-defined e-commerce compliance, you will lack customer-directed structuring. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? In one step? A company that can leverage courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We frequently facilitate cross-platform research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "global" really mean? The capability to benchmark compellingly leads to the capability to streamline virtually. We will embrace the power of interfaces to transition. The users factor is backward-compatible. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for monitoring emerging platforms? Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to engineer seamlessly leads to the capacity to transform iteravely. TRL is the industry leader of integrated, short-term users. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the industry jargon "plug-and-play". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If you embrace globally, you may have to matrix robustly. The e-markets factor is mission-critical. The capability to disintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to reinvent wirelessly. Think intra-cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, next-generation or to be cross-media, intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to architect courageously.