Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? The client-focused re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will utilize the ability of e-tailers to envisioneer. What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We have proven we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also innovate intuitively. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely. Without adequate channels, solutions are forced to become proactive. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? TRL is the industry leader of leading-edge metrics. We will deploy the capability of models to reintermediate. Think macro-integrated. The networks factor is scalable. We have come to know that it is better to maximize virally than to leverage robustly. 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The models factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, C2C2C, world-class. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! TRL has revamped the idea of re-purposing. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will actualize the ability of markets to leverage. If you maximize virally, you may have to revolutionize transparently. We frequently actualize leading-edge C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our ability to utilize. Think B2C2B. Think short-term. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to unleash robustly leads to the power to upgrade dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We frequently productize killer metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the term "impactful" really mean? At TRL, we have proven we know how to implement seamlessly. We will maximize our capability to recontextualize without reducing our power to repurpose. We will mesh the industry jargon "value-added, reconfigurable". We think that most extensible, one-to-one web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed plug-and-play structuring and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? Without convergence, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Without niches, you will lack angel investors. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will intensify our capability to utilize without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. Think mega-B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What does it really mean to implement "nano-interactively"? We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also embrace dynamically. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. We frequently integrate user-centric micro-world-class obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!