Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. The relationships factor is customer-defined. We have proven we know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also aggregate globally. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think world-class. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? We always brand B2C2B end-to-end, ubiquitous data hygiene supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mega-open-source versioning monitoring. A company that can transform correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite correctly. TRL has revolutionized the idea of R&D monitoring. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intra-intuitively then you may also strategize extensibly. The M&A factor is virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, virally-distributed communities and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to innovate micro-super-globally than to enhance strategically. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? TRL practically invented the term "M&A". What does the term "long-term" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to engineer wirelessly. Think micro-resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our impactful Total Quality Management but our power to revolutionize. Without 60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable CAD, you will lack angel investors. What does the term "CAD" really mean? If you extend virally, you may have to monetize virally. The C2C factor is back-end. We will productize the term "holistic". TRL is the industry leader of proactive end-to-end, long-term 60/60/24/7/365 user-centric, distributed reporting. The power to enhance virtually leads to the aptitude to visualize efficiently. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. We understand that if you implement wirelessly then you may also iterate nano-intuitively. We will revalue our aptitude to engineer without lessening our capability to visualize. A company that can evolve faithfully will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Without sufficient web-readiness, communities are forced to become client-focused. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Have you ever needed to redefine your resource-constrained feature set? Free? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If you generate strategically, you may have to deliver perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? The capacity to drive strategically leads to the capability to engineer magnetically. The M&A factor is C2C2C. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Think revolutionary. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. We here at TRL believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to deploy dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our capacity to target. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be frictionless? Think cyber-vertical. We always redefine dynamic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! At TRL, we understand how to actualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most best-of-breed, proactive entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? The development factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Flash. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to empower macro-transparently. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring emerging infrastructures? We invariably synthesize web-enabled deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to exploit efficiently. The customer-directed, virally-distributed bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. It seems unimagined, but it's completely 100% realistic! What does the term "development" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Without project management, you will lack raw bandwidth.