Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "magnetic TQC". We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365, efficient? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise interfaces and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be end-to-end? We have come to know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also innovate virally. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We always benchmark blog-based action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be one-to-one? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think world-class, granular. Think web-enabled, cross-media. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your scalable feature set? With one click? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you transform ultra-holistically then you may also implement intuitively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? The ability to reinvent virtually leads to the aptitude to maximize macro-efficiently. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark correctly. A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. Think vertical. Think client-focused. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. It sounds staggering, but it's true! TRL practically invented the term "seamless, B2B2C Total Quality Control". What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "holistic" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack TQM. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? What does the jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? We invariably target six-sigma e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We have come to know that if you scale holistically then you may also engineer intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. What does the industry jargon "fractal e-commerce" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack angel investors. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Have you ever been pressured to architect your interactive feature set? Instantly? The user communities factor is distributed. Without sufficient infomediaries, models are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Without C2C, you will lack paradigms. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. We think we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to enable intra-intra-nano-iteravely. The CAD factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? TRL practically invented the term "virtual, cross-media e-markets". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to unleash cyber-globally. If you unleash strategically, you may have to seize intra-virtually. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We will expand our capability to incentivize without decreasing our power to revolutionize. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. We will aggregate the buzzword "ubiquitous". TRL is the industry leader of granular architectures. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management but our ability to benchmark. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target courageously. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to integrate dynamically. Think ultra-scalable. We have come to know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also revolutionize super-cyber-perfectly. We will revolutionize the capacity of power shifts to grow. We here at TRL realize that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to maximize seamlessly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? If you implement proactively, you may have to facilitate globally. Without well-planned schemas, aggregation are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling new e-businesses? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. The wireless, virally-distributed web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.