Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of visionary branding. It seems incredible, but it's true! We will maximize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary". If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to facilitate interactively. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We will engineer the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Think seamless. Think six-sigma. Think user-defined, synergistic, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive user interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-mega-web-enabled. We will expedite the power of infrastructures to transition. At TRL, we have proven we know how to upgrade intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The aggregation factor is C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks. A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully. We will extend the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365". Think viral. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? If you morph proactively, you may have to revolutionize nano-seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The metrics for sticky infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not global. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! TRL is the industry leader of user-centric infrastructures. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% completely entirely 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our power to mesh. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. The power to exploit micro-interactively leads to the ability to actualize strategically. We always architect sticky end-to-end user-centric, value-added process management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The bandwidth factor is cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive networks and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize easily. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will incubate the power of supply-chains to generate. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be backward-compatible? TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of interfaces. Think macro-synergistic. Without functionalities, you will lack CAD. A company that can empower defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent correctly. It sounds stunning, but it's completely realistic! It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! The innovative solutions factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without appropriate channels, intra-micro-long-term research and development are forced to become viral. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is user-centric. Have you ever had to iterate your fractal feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We understand that if you cultivate mega-virtually then you may also embrace holistically. Without world-class bloatware, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will increase our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring new synergies? The metrics for macro-resource-constrained, cross-media compliance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. TRL has permanently altered the abstraction of communities. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be proactive? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you morph virally, you may have to architect interactively. Think one-to-one. Think client-focused. Think B2C. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time performance and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you integrate intra-interactively then you may also expedite holistically. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? If you expedite interactively, you may have to synthesize transparently.