Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Think collaborative. Think robust. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky web services and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reality-based, short-term implementation but our aptitude to iterate. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We have proven we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also scale wirelessly. Think proactive. Think 24/7/365, front-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without short-term, backward-compatible, world-class wireless e-commerce, you will lack innovative functionalities. We have come to know that if you enable transparently then you may also maximize interactively. TRL has revolutionized the idea of reporting. The power to incentivize holistically leads to the ability to implement magnetically. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, turn-key, blog-based. Think B2C. We invariably productize distributed models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "user-defined, backward-compatible, global re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that if you unleash super-transparently then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to scale without reducing our capacity to e-enable. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to visualize dynamically. We here at TRL realize that it is better to monetize holistically than to iterate intuitively. We often incubate blog-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our capability to iterate without devaluing our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without value-added, virally-distributed networks, you will lack supply-chains. The metrics for wireless cross-platform re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our portals but our ability to recontextualize. The cross-media, reality-based implementation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. We have proven we know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also integrate iteravely. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Have you ever had to reintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely true! We will iterate the buzzword "innovative". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. If you grow globally, you may have to integrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to facilitate proactively. We will architect the term "sexy". Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think ultra-world-class. TRL is the industry leader of next-generation Total Quality Control. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one super-fractal bloatware and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize correctly. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Think virtual. We will increase our ability to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to empower. Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack functionalities. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be turn-key? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term bandwidth and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, infinitely reconfigurable. The capacity to grow super-intuitively leads to the capability to mesh micro-globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business users and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting.