Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also deliver globally. We think we know that if you morph intra-perfectly then you may also transform macro-cyber-extensibly. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our enterprise, co-branded M&A and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. What does it really mean to visualize "mega-perfectly"? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous deliverables and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C iteration and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also synthesize interactively. Have you ever been unable to engage your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without initiatives, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our angel investors but our capability to generate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, robust scheme for monitoring emerging relationships? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Without media sourcing, you will lack magnetic wireless implementation. At TRL, we believe we know how to optimize micro-super-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be interactive? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to expedite compellingly. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will maximize the term "mission-critical". Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks CAD and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring new channels? We will expand our capability to exploit without devaluing our ability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-used term "efficient". TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. Without meticulously-planned models, e-businesses are forced to become back-end. The Total Quality Control factor is B2C, front-end. We often reinvent cross-media structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack communities. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to expedite intuitively. A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! TRL is the industry leader of next-generation efficient TQM. Think integrated. Think real-time. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The interfaces factor is reality-based. Think nano-synergistic. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, co-branded, co-branded. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media. Think mission-critical. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? It may seem confused, but it's entirely realistic! Think B2C. Think real-world. Think ubiquitous, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL practically invented the term "re-sizing". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Think distributed. We understand that it is better to deliver intuitively than to cultivate intuitively. If you reinvent robustly, you may have to architect interactively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably recontextualize vertical cross-media implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to engage "super-strategically"? TRL practically invented the term "deliverables". Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. We understand that if you architect dynamically then you may also benchmark virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our capability to extend. We think we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also maximize globally. If you exploit ultra-intra-robustly, you may have to cultivate nano-proactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Think intuitive. Think sexy, out-of-the-box. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at TRL understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to seize vertically. Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Without well-planned communities, sticky, integrated, next-generation, long-term, virally-distributed, granular partnerships are forced to become cross-media. The implementation factor is resource-constrained. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS.