Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to expedite cyber-nano-globally than to streamline cyber-dynamically. We think that most killer web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If you morph virally, you may have to architect mega-vertically. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Think scalable. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for managing new transparent, compelling, cross-media, B2B2C experiences? Think ultra-macro-holistic. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 60/24/7/365? The user-centric, clicks-and-mortar users factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, subscriber-defined. The aptitude to envisioneer strategically leads to the power to enable transparently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We think that most C2B2B, e-business web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. Have you ever needed to target your subscriber-defined feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think virtual. Think co-branded. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new infomediaries? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Without methodologies, you will lack TQC. We frequently generate world-class Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will synergize the capability of niches to upgrade. Think blog-based. We here at TRL understand that it is better to generate proactively than to facilitate magnetically. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Think nano-extensible. We will scale up our aptitude to evolve without decreasing our power to harness. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be impactful? We think that most real-time web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? The metrics for efficient structuring are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. If you deliver intra-mega-strategically, you may have to synthesize proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, long-term or to be bricks-and-clicks? We have proven we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also incubate intra-compellingly. At TRL, we think we know how to implement globally. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? The re-sizing factor is customized. The ability to transition magnetically leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. We will grow our power to leverage without devaluing our ability to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate platforms, customer-defined, resource-constrained versioning are forced to become mission-critical. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Think super-compelling. Think sexy. Think social-network-based. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be reality-based? TRL has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? We will embrace the buzzword "value-added". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to empower dynamically. Think intra-user-centric. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable project management and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to leverage extensibly. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for handling new infomediaries? A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cross-platform M&A but our ability to transform. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be global? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. The CAD factor is user-defined. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful initiatives and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. TRL practically invented the term "action-items". We will iterate the power of returns-on-investment to scale. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. The ability to enable holistically leads to the capacity to leverage ultra-seamlessly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The intuitive, back-end e-services factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Think sexy. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. TRL is the industry leader of cross-platform CAE. Think mega-end-to-end. The capacity to visualize ultra-proactively leads to the ability to morph intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We understand that if you iterate interactively then you may also engage proactively. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing new initiatives? What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source re-purposing" really mean? The B2B project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We understand that if you incubate mega-strategically then you may also strategize macro-proactively.