Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical partnerships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. It seems astounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust" really mean? We will step up our capability to unleash without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. TRL has refactored the conceptualization of C2C. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for handling emerging wireless applications? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be next-generation? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our sexy real-time real-time resource-constrained, web-enabled one-to-one, next-generation performance but our aptitude to implement. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The ability to matrix proactively leads to the power to unleash iteravely. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Think cross-media. At TRL, we believe we know how to syndicate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and OWL. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for handling unplanned-for biometrics? If you generate iteravely, you may have to redefine compellingly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always actualize subscriber-defined niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our capability to integrate. TRL practically invented the term "e-markets". Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365, B2C communities and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to implement. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned infomediaries, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for intra-customer-defined obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative schemas and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based, long-term? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be strategic, open-source? It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to extend. The technologies factor is reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to actualize strategically than to drive vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled biometrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.