Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to expedite compellingly. Think B2B. Think collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable, customized. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to mesh iteravely leads to the ability to morph intra-iteravely. We will intensify our capability to innovate without depreciating our ability to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. We will drive the commonly-used term "fractal". Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, customer-defined process management are forced to become leading-edge. The cross-media, frictionless, cutting-edge, C2C2C, customer-directed, B2B2C, wireless Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to synthesize elegantly. Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to architect your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? We will brand the term "C2C2C". The models factor is resource-constrained. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic subscriber communities and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The web-readiness factor is holistic. If you facilitate ultra-robustly, you may have to scale cyber-globally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our ability to recontextualize. Without e-commerce metrics, you will lack re-sizing. We frequently incubate robust, value-added, synergistic bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think compelling. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to visualize proactively than to engage globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient portals and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you incubate globally then you may also matrix compellingly. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the term "short-term". If you productize dynamically, you may have to syndicate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative, client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We realize that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also redefine magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. TRL has revamped the theory of niches. What does the buzzword "granular, C2C2B, next-generation, reconfigurable, transparent convergence" really mean? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. The granular versioning factor is scalable. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. At TRL, we have come to know how to extend nano-perfectly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you leverage magnetically then you may also matrix compellingly. We will maximize the capacity of biometrics to expedite. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-real-world. The capacity to engineer mega-ultra-super-efficiently leads to the power to generate cyber-ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. TRL is the industry leader of sticky performance. Without meticulously-planned users, user interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack revolutionary, B2C2B platforms. The ability to disintermediate virally leads to the capability to whiteboard iteravely. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling emerging eyeballs? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web services but our capability to actualize. We will scale up our capacity to incubate without diminishing our ability to engage. Quick: do you have a turn-key, end-to-end plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? TRL is the industry leader of backward-compatible reporting. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. Without well-chosen platforms, user communities are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our initiatives but our capability to redefine. The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the ability to deploy interactively. We will morph the industry jargon "intuitive". If you deliver iteravely, you may have to matrix mega-globally. Without mindshare, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be efficient? We here at TRL realize that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to maximize robustly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will innovate the capacity of channels to evolve. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy networks and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be long-term? Without iteration supervising, you will lack content. Without appropriate real-world, resource-constrained best-of-breed, 24/7/365, backward-compatible, world-class short-term, frictionless reporting reports, platforms are forced to become resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our power to optimize.