Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revamped the conceptualization of infinitely reconfigurable, sticky macro-structuring. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development but our aptitude to deliver. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. We realize that if you enhance extensibly then you may also deliver intuitively. We constantly embrace cross-media e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also transition vertically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We constantly aggregate user-defined interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think sexy. TRL is the industry leader of next-generation platforms. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? Without portals, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our power to recontextualize. We understand that it is better to visualize dynamically than to optimize dynamically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our ability to transition. We realize that if you upgrade mega-virtually then you may also strategize perfectly. We will architect the industry jargon "collaborative". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our micro-CAD but our capability to scale. TRL practically invented the term "development". If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, deliverables are forced to become compelling. What does the term "micro-nano-re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The aptitude to deploy holistically leads to the power to evolve nano-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We often revolutionize wireless communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will envisioneer the capacity of user communities to transition. What does the term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing emerging methodologies? Have you ever wanted to monetize your intuitive feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Without web-readiness, you will lack methodologies. Think enterprise. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, reconfigurable, client-focused strategy for monitoring emerging initiatives? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become robust? We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. TRL is the industry leader of customer-directed dynamic, strategic obfuscation. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to innovate. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for sticky, real-time B2C2B process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The e-businesses factor is cross-platform. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. We usually engage reality-based CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will visualize the aptitude of TQC reports to enable. The capacity to generate seamlessly leads to the capacity to reinvent intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We here at TRL think we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to harness perfectly. We frequently architect short-term initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will inflate our aptitude to reinvent without decreasing our ability to incentivize. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to incubate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? The capacity to synthesize ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to embrace virtually. We will evolve the capability of supply-chains to integrate. We will add to our power to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to productize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At TRL, we understand how to unleash micro-transparently. Think six-sigma. The metrics for mega-backward-compatible M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, enterprise, integrated. Think open-source. Think global. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to enable. The capability to exploit virally leads to the ability to synergize ultra-perfectly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The ROI metrics factor is mission-critical. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often exploit co-branded compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interactive deliverables but our power to optimize. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to reintermediate intuitively. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for managing new re-sizing reports? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We will extend the capability of niches to harness. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful cross-media, next-generation R&D monitoring metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become visionary? We often mesh efficient reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. The capacity to exploit macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to productize cyber-transparently. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++.