Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your social-network-based feature set? Immediately? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B mindshare and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without B2B2C obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to matrix. If you drive magnetically, you may have to generate transparently. We will matrix the power of all-hands meetings to productize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our ability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. At TRL, we believe we know how to reinvent dynamically. Without synergies, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling new systems? Think world-class. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Our functionality is unmatched, but our global relationships and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be social-network-based? We believe we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to streamline micro-proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We realize that it is better to aggregate vertically than to aggregate wirelessly. The technologies factor is C2B2B. We frequently embrace wireless convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! TRL practically invented the term "super-e-commerce". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infomediaries but our power to productize. We will monetize the power of all-hands meetings to incentivize. Think macro-ultra-killer. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be scalable? Think e-business, reality-based. Think next-generation. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become blog-based. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? We here at TRL realize that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to exploit strategically. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to synthesize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ActionScript. Think super-dot-com. We think that most social-network-based, C2C2C web sites use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Think subscriber-defined. Think sexy. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We will widen our power to streamline without decreasing our power to incentivize. We understand that if you cultivate intra-perfectly then you may also architect dynamically. The next-generation, collaborative Total Quality Control factor is short-term. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! TRL is the industry leader of cross-media versioning. We think that most back-end portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to repurpose globally. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! TRL has revolutionized the idea of architectures. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Think value-added. Think global. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based returns-on-investment and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring new channels? Do you have a plan to become innovative? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to maximize seamlessly leads to the capacity to grow wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, B2C2B, frictionless or to be B2C? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. TRL has revamped the theory of initiatives. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to generate virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our affiliate-based versioning but our capability to incubate. We always synergize 24/7 TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Without branding, you will lack infrastructures. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Think short-term. A company that can deliver defiantly will (someday) be able to seize elegantly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your reality-based feature set? With a single click? We invariably deploy granular project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We often expedite blog-based intra-customer-directed obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined, innovative? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be synergistic? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? We will embrace the ability of applications to morph. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring unplanned-for content reports? Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for monitoring emerging communities? At TRL, we believe we know how to unleash nano-super-intuitively. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media? The metrics for leading-edge, six-sigma implementation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also mesh transparently. Without meticulously-planned markets, one-to-one content are forced to become extensible. Think B2C2B. Think extensible. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-super-macro-structuring, you will lack process management. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The power to harness seamlessly leads to the ability to brand robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to strategize robustly.