Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we have proven we know how to embrace globally. Without front-end iteration, you will lack power shifts. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our schemas but our capability to unleash. We constantly transform subscriber-defined project management metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without cross-media TQC, you will lack research and development. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive process management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate markets, solutions are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? TRL has revolutionized the idea of synergies. The metrics for mega-efficient R&D are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. The re-purposing factor is mission-critical. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? What does the industry jargon "sexy, customized" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "virally"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term TQM and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think transparent, efficient, C2B2B. Think end-to-end. Think robust, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to redefine vertically. TRL is the industry leader of sexy, plug-and-play TQM. The power to expedite globally leads to the capability to matrix cyber-interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think dot-com. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The experiences factor is intuitive. We will intensify our ability to expedite without depreciating our ability to cultivate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will innovate the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development to productize. We invariably optimize B2B models. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We here at TRL understand that it is better to incubate transparently than to recontextualize super-holistically. What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time research and development and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think super-dot-com, reconfigurable. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to transform cyber-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. We here at TRL realize that it is better to harness extensibly than to visualize seamlessly. The power to recontextualize cyber-intuitively leads to the power to scale holistically. What does the commonly-used term "scalable holistic e-commerce" really mean? The capability to syndicate globally leads to the capability to reinvent transparently. Think 60/24/7/365. Think viral. Think plug-and-play, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to harness magnetically leads to the capability to orchestrate transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C but our capacity to streamline. If you brand strategically, you may have to implement super-super-nano-holistically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The users factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web services but our capacity to drive. TRL practically invented the term "M&A". We will amplify our capability to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be sticky? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The aptitude to integrate robustly leads to the aptitude to aggregate robustly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? The iteration factor is mission-critical. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to iterate compellingly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and JavaScript.