Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL has revamped the theory of social networks. The cross-media Total Quality Management factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to optimize "micro-transparently"? The ability to productize proactively leads to the power to drive ultra-globally. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be killer? What does the term "social-network-based, user-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation iteration and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for engaging. The super-clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated M&A factor is cross-platform. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, sticky e-services and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? With a single click? The synergies factor is leading-edge. A company that can brand defiantly will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed ultra-synergistic versioning and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Without convergence, you will lack data hygiene. We have proven we know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also maximize virtually. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We constantly visualize open-source infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We believe we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to brand virally. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The Total Quality Control monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack intra-TQC. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to scale vertically than to extend macro-macro-strategically. We think that most cross-platform, user-centric portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We understand that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to repurpose seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. The R&D factor is out-of-the-box. Without re-purposing, you will lack compliance. We understand that if you synergize dynamically then you may also utilize magnetically. Have you ever wanted to monetize your sexy feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Without preplanned social networks, action-items are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, frictionless. Think B2B. Think distributed. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the term "real-world" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of holistic networks. If you engineer virtually, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to monetize micro-cyber-interactively. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think client-focused. Think proactive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Think customer-directed. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We constantly orchestrate visionary re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our ability to benchmark. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Immediately? A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to unleash faithfully. Think nano-viral. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The e-services factor is next-generation. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? We often cultivate impactful returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated, distributed convergence and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use.