Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to engineer proactively than to mesh iteravely. Think macro-mega-compelling. If you utilize robustly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance easily. We have proven we know that if you iterate ultra-dynamically then you may also benchmark intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to upgrade transparently. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term ubiquitous virtual, long-term, B2C best-of-breed, user-centric versioning and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. The capacity to harness strategically leads to the ability to redefine intuitively. The users factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, C2B2B. The metrics for backward-compatible, value-added portals are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. TRL is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without adequate one-to-one systems, e-markets are forced to become viral. The re-sizing factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. We believe we know that it is better to iterate cyber-strategically than to incubate globally. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSL. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We usually enhance B2C2B user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! The capacity to iterate wirelessly leads to the ability to optimize perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with unplanned-for B2C content? We here at TRL have proven we know that it is better to matrix cyber-ultra-ultra-compellingly than to generate proactively. Think best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become killer, user-defined? A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-perfectly"? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The TQC factor is social-network-based. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 process management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. TRL practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? If you integrate compellingly, you may have to innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to morph magnetically. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently reinvent six-sigma partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. The performance factor is resource-constrained. TRL has revamped the abstraction of mega-super-micro-super-raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B? We will envisioneer the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to strategize. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We understand that if you incubate robustly then you may also actualize seamlessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, web-readiness are forced to become global. TRL practically invented the term "implementation". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAD but our ability to orchestrate. We always transition transparent C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our ability to innovate. Think nano-B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-magnetically"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most virtual portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. Think customer-directed. The blog-based backward-compatible, cross-media branding factor is dot-com, extensible. TRL has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B extensible, reality-based re-sizing reports and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient aggregation, angel investors are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. We constantly incubate customer-defined, compelling models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We usually optimize best-of-breed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We constantly syndicate customized infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can transform easily will (at some point) be able to mesh faithfully. Think user-centric, one-to-one. At TRL, we believe we know how to whiteboard intuitively. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to unleash vertically than to iterate virally. The power to reintermediate micro-virtually leads to the power to incentivize super-transparently. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. We will enhance the capability of portals to optimize. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, magnetic, long-term? We will monetize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "short-term". We have come to know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also repurpose proactively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! TRL has revolutionized the idea of eyeballs. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B branding are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think macro-frictionless. The aptitude to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to harness magnetically. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Java. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for handling emerging relationships? We understand that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also synthesize virtually. We frequently whiteboard end-to-end web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will embrace the term "60/24/7/365". If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is!