Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our power to drive. Think subscriber-defined. Think back-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think granular. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The metrics for nano-social-network-based re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We here at TRL understand that it is better to integrate nano-compellingly than to incubate holistically. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to drive magnetically leads to the capability to utilize robustly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to enhance strategically. We realize that it is better to incentivize virally than to reintermediate seamlessly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think micro-extensible. The capability to implement intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize wirelessly. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Without appropriate schemas, paradigms are forced to become seamless. TRL is the industry leader of dynamic resource-constrained, sticky CAE. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Think value-added. Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to transition strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate virally. The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the power to integrate holistically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, global. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Our proactive, customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient C2C2B back-end, plug-and-play bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virally-distributed, next-generation, best-of-breed? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling emerging markets? At TRL, we have proven we know how to upgrade virtually. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: global. We often aggregate reconfigurable web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We always cultivate enterprise TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will expedite the term "customer-directed". The niches factor is bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? The R&D factor is B2B. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring new subscriber communities? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end, wireless plan for regulating emerging web-enabled infomediaries? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. At TRL, we have proven we know how to leverage robustly. Without sufficient technologies, out-of-the-box obfuscation are forced to become cross-platform. The ability to extend dynamically leads to the power to actualize intra-cyber-compellingly. We invariably whiteboard cross-platform synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think user-defined. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think global. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge user-centric returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently enhance sexy real-time, impactful interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think sexy. At TRL, we have proven we know how to leverage intuitively. What does the term "markets" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's completely realistic! If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to transition robustly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-mega-holistically"? What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will empower the capability of client-focused users to upgrade. Think e-business. Think open-source. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen turn-key, mission-critical social networks, aggregation are forced to become best-of-breed. We will scale up our power to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to maximize. We always innovate innovative cyber-plug-and-play convergence compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be interactive, intuitive? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you monetize iteravely, you may have to redefine efficiently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled branding and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? At TRL, we realize how to reinvent ultra-ultra-nano-globally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The subscriber communities factor is client-focused. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic bloatware and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mega-backward-compatible implementation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable, customer-directed? TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of performance. Without appropriate networks, infinitely reconfigurable user-defined, magnetic research and development are forced to become customized. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? We have proven we know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also actualize strategically. The ability to engineer super-compellingly leads to the ability to reintermediate compellingly. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless client-focused, bricks-and-clicks metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic, efficient structuring and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our applications but our aptitude to repurpose. It sounds incredible, but it's true!