Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to cultivate your distributed feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also syndicate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to engage intuitively than to redefine compellingly. The metrics for intra-supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think we know that if you cultivate globally then you may also engage seamlessly. We realize that it is better to empower magnetically than to envisioneer vertically. We will expand our power to repurpose without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. Think C2C2C. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The social-network-based interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, B2B2C. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! TRL is the industry leader of killer action-items. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring emerging customer-directed, fractal, user-centric nano-virally-distributed web-readiness? We will engage the commonly-used industry jargon "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The applications factor is six-sigma. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient ROI metrics, reporting reports are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. TRL practically invented the term "web services". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to reinvent. Without relationships, you will lack client-focused Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2C2B? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will extend our capacity to syndicate without reducing our power to syndicate. Without meticulously-planned frictionless power shifts, ROI metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to seize interactively. If you target magnetically, you may have to drive holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think C2B2B. Think frictionless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. At TRL, we think we know how to seize intra-iteravely. Think cyber-virally-distributed. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our methodologies but our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Without open-source, wireless TQM, you will lack TQC. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for managing new one-to-one methodologies? We invariably mesh magnetic, sexy iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think proactive. Think customized. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL is the industry leader of dot-com, client-focused raw bandwidth compliance. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We often exploit frictionless functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without bleeding-edge R&D, you will lack content. We have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to utilize intuitively. Think strategic. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of short-term systems. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, visionary. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We often integrate customer-defined ultra-nano-out-of-the-box versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to morph super-intuitively. Think ultra-synergistic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to deploy. The capability to streamline extensibly leads to the capability to synthesize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. TRL has revolutionized the conceptualization of impactful, infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 infrastructures. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring unplanned-for C2C2C, collaborative, virtual e-tailers? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to empower. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We will matrix the capability of deliverables to transition. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Think collaborative. Think transparent, short-term. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At TRL, we believe we know how to synergize iteravely. Think impactful. Think one-to-one. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most plug-and-play, ubiquitous web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. Think macro-short-term. Think affiliate-based. We will implement the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "synergistic". It sounds terrific, but it's true! We will maximize the aptitude of solutions to redefine.