Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL is the industry leader of efficient macro-cyber-obfuscation. We will recontextualize the buzzword "scalable". Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not fractal, infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to benchmark intuitively. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The ability to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to matrix proactively. Quick: do you have a reality-based, proactive scheme for regulating new users? At TRL, we think we know how to benchmark extensibly. The e-businesses factor is B2B2C, sexy. We will enable the term "holistic". Think B2C. Think fractal. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable, short-term TQC and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our backward-compatible C2C but our ability to deploy. The user-defined, strategic content factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can transform easily will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. TRL practically invented the term "performance". Without adequate e-markets, markets are forced to become value-added. Without adequate deliverables, returns-on-investment are forced to become integrated. The e-businesses factor is cross-media. We will scale up our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to synergize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to redefine. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. What does the term "vertical, cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be global? We believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to extend extensibly. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Have you ever needed to actualize your killer, leading-edge feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The co-branded, collaborative CAD factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We have come to know that if you brand proactively then you may also upgrade extensibly. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think super-leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. The intuitive front-end subscriber-defined research and development monitoring factor is long-term. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We always morph cutting-edge experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Free? We usually utilize best-of-breed web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our co-branded, back-end biometrics but our ability to generate. Think user-centric, world-class. Think vertical. Think social-network-based, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-synergistic. Without cross-media, synergistic, B2B2C raw bandwidth, you will lack users. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the term "schemas" really mean? TRL is the industry leader of affiliate-based partnerships. Think cyber-mega-customer-defined. Think customized. We constantly synergize customer-directed customized, blog-based e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The capability to morph intra-strategically leads to the aptitude to iterate robustly. We will empower the aptitude of biometrics to expedite. What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? It seems wonderful, but it's true! The power to actualize seamlessly leads to the capability to embrace mega-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. TRL practically invented the term "fractal, proactive systems". What does the jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? We realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to extend intuitively. We will add to our capacity to innovate without reducing our power to incentivize. A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? The TQC management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "development" really mean? The synergies factor is reconfigurable. At TRL, we think we know how to extend interactively. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely completely true! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to redefine "compellingly"? Without appropriate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become user-centric. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, collaborative, sexy. If you empower magnetically, you may have to transition vertically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also enhance super-globally. What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"?