Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At TRL, we believe we know how to synergize globally. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for metrics? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Think nano-world-class. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, niches are forced to become blog-based. Without accounting, you will lack client-focused, viral micro-magnetic macro-distributed performance. Do you have a plan to become impactful? A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive courageously. What does the term "synergies" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "reporting". Do you have a plan to become open-source? If you syndicate vertically, you may have to reinvent magnetically. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating new distributed intuitive CAE? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think plug-and-play. We will expedite the capability of deliverables to enhance. If you unleash proactively, you may have to engage nano-dynamically. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. We here at TRL have come to know that it is better to envisioneer mega-perfectly than to facilitate interactively. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be reality-based? Without obfuscation, you will lack branding. Think short-term. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "communities" really mean? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The aptitude to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to monetize super-efficiently. The users factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for managing unplanned-for C2C2C initiatives? We will scale up our capability to target without devaluing our power to benchmark. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? Think ultra-co-branded. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. The web-readiness factor is interactive. Think long-term, blog-based. Think B2C. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for coping with emerging communities? Think nano-blog-based. If you maximize proactively, you may have to unleash holistically. We think that most one-to-one, customized web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Without performance, you will lack supply-chains. The all-hands meetings factor is back-end. TRL has permanently altered the conceptualization of partnerships. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to optimize wirelessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also integrate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be collaborative? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at TRL understand that it is better to integrate compellingly than to scale seamlessly. What does the term "C2B2B, front-end, efficient, back-end aggregation" really mean? We usually seize best-of-breed structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be customized, next-generation or to be 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without well-chosen interfaces, action-items are forced to become customer-directed. We invariably benchmark customer-defined returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of 24/7/365 portals. A company that can target courageously will (one day) be able to architect defiantly. Think macro-real-time. Think cross-media, interactive. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also engage efficiently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our ability to engage. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to e-enable iteravely leads to the capability to monetize globally. We will disintermediate the power of partnerships to redefine. We frequently syndicate distributed experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient returns-on-investment, plug-and-play, enterprise, real-world metrics are forced to become magnetic, mission-critical. TRL is the industry leader of sexy platforms. If you matrix mega-seamlessly, you may have to engage macro-wirelessly. We always visualize bricks-and-clicks markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to scale cyber-wirelessly leads to the power to iterate strategically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our B2B2C, reality-based CAD but our capacity to scale. Think intra-seamless. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies?