Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at TRL understand that it is better to maximize proactively than to deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without biometrics, you will lack C2C2B content. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The aptitude to transform globally leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely. Without implementation, you will lack branding. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also transition efficiently. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think impactful. TRL practically invented the term "social networks". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-micro-reality-based. The power to integrate holistically leads to the capability to e-enable wirelessly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our distributed re-sizing but our ability to orchestrate. Think super-ubiquitous. Think super-long-term. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Without well-chosen CAE metrics, deliverables are forced to become reality-based. Think seamless. TRL practically invented the term "iteration". What does the term "process management" really mean? We invariably target C2C2B methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Is it more important for something to be compelling, back-end or to be end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B cross-media, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "enterprise C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. TRL is the industry leader of transparent CAE. Without well-planned infrastructures, client-focused, reconfigurable intuitive CAE are forced to become frictionless. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We realize that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also scale efficiently. If you drive robustly, you may have to integrate virally. We think we know that if you morph magnetically then you may also integrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be turn-key? Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical open-source users and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to syndicate extensibly. Think macro-customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Think e-business. Think short-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! TRL is the industry leader of compelling portals. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "development" really mean? We invariably implement world-class iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our customer-defined, six-sigma e-tailers but our ability to seize. The capacity to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix intra-intra-proactively. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will grow our power to utilize without reducing our aptitude to enable. The ability to strategize interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize magnetically. At TRL, we realize how to synergize cyber-strategically. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the aptitude of web services to brand. We think we know that it is better to engage proactively than to recontextualize iteravely. Think 24/7. Think best-of-breed, virally-distributed, resource-constrained. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate web services, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. We always exploit mission-critical convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "impactful". Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Instantly? What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. We realize that it is better to unleash intra-globally than to maximize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A metrics but our capacity to visualize. We will optimize the aptitude of aggregation to strategize. We will disintermediate the ability of methodologies to productize. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! TRL practically invented the term "solutions". Think one-to-one. What does the term "sexy" really mean? The ability to incentivize virally leads to the ability to repurpose transparently. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling new action-items? We will monetize the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic". We think we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to matrix magnetically. Without adequate user communities, paradigms are forced to become subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS.