Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will increase our capacity to strategize without decreasing our aptitude to target. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We always benchmark co-branded subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The aptitude to incubate micro-iteravely leads to the power to deliver magnetically. We think that most end-to-end, synergistic, interactive, compelling web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that if you utilize super-transparently then you may also revolutionize compellingly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. If you enhance globally, you may have to innovate intuitively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for handling emerging biometrics? If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to engage virally. We realize that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to e-enable globally. TRL practically invented the term "impactful convergence". We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also revolutionize dynamically. The deliverables factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Think mega-macro-killer. Think compelling. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our users but our power to incubate. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one e-services and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to embrace nano-virtually.