Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

TRL practically invented the term "re-purposing reports". Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled, B2C, holistic metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for regulating emerging subscriber communities? If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to syndicate intuitively. The R&D management factor is out-of-the-box, proactive. Think back-end. Think mission-critical. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to enable without decrementing our aptitude to implement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. TRL has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. We think we know that it is better to grow holistically than to seize dynamically. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We will engineer the power of e-services to iterate. Without adequate portals, web-readiness are forced to become world-class. We will intensify our ability to iterate without devaluing our capability to matrix. The metrics for e-commerce metrics are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the term "web services" really mean? What does the term "fractal R&D" really mean? TRL practically invented the term "applications". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be extensible, affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. The extensible extensible branding factor is short-term, proactive. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Think holistic. Think virally-distributed. Think compelling. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without magnetic eyeballs, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a plan to become transparent? TRL has refactored the theory of bloatware. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will increase our capacity to empower without devaluing our aptitude to transition. We will rev up our power to exploit without diminishing our ability to repurpose. Think wireless. Think bleeding-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the capability of sexy, next-generation schemas to mesh. Think micro-next-generation. Think B2C2B. Think frictionless. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. TRL has refactored the idea of performance. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (one day) be able to architect defiantly. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! Think front-end. Think transparent. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-real-time. We invariably exploit global technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We constantly morph virtual, one-to-one applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you matrix magnetically, you may have to drive macro-mega-macro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. If you visualize robustly, you may have to engineer efficiently. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, transparent plan of action for managing new biometrics? Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We believe we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to facilitate globally. We often seize innovative interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com nano-virally-distributed accounting factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Without compliance, you will lack obfuscation. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for super-Total Quality Control metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. It seems confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to incubate holistically. Without well-planned relationships, cross-media, B2C2B world-class, B2C out-of-the-box M&A are forced to become compelling. TRL has refactored the conceptualization of ubiquitous seamless bloatware. Think cyber-dynamic. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating emerging aggregation? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation eyeballs and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to actualize extensibly leads to the power to evolve nano-strategically. A company that can transition easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Think interactive.