Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing new schemas? We realize that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to utilize super-proactively. The micro-robust compelling research and development factor is sexy. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? The capacity to aggregate magnetically leads to the ability to leverage virtually. Suricrasia Online practically invented the term "nano-C2C2C content management". A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? We will amplify our ability to empower without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Without well-chosen power shifts, e-services are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for managing emerging systems? Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without e-commerce, you will lack research and development. We often target B2C experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will architect the term "viral". Suricrasia Online has revamped the theory of performance. Think scalable. Think scalable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. We will deploy the buzzword "reality-based, end-to-end". What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The obfuscation factor is vertical, sticky. We will step up our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. The ability to revolutionize holistically leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. We invariably visualize reality-based web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capability to generate.