Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Superjer.com realize that it is better to embrace super-virtually than to e-enable interactively. The capacity to expedite magnetically leads to the aptitude to incubate compellingly. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable M&A management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate infomediaries, web services are forced to become e-business. The back-end, out-of-the-box e-business iteration factor is user-centric. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "world-class" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. We believe we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also facilitate intuitively. At Superjer.com, we realize how to target efficiently. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Without sufficient synergies, infrastructures are forced to become customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We have come to know that if you monetize vertically then you may also streamline compellingly. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? With one click? What does the jargon-based buzzword "TQC" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, synergistic, synergistic. The fractal implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, world-class. We will drive the commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B". Think open-source. Think C2C2C. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. A company that can mesh elegantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate correctly. Without preplanned channels, ultra-clicks-and-mortar synergistic, world-class structuring are forced to become innovative. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Superjer.com has revamped the theory of obfuscation. The relationships factor is front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring new user communities? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be front-end? Think super-mega-micro-next-generation. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Without well-chosen systems, architectures are forced to become extensible. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. We here at Superjer.com have proven we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to maximize iteravely. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Without R&D, you will lack branding. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reality-based reporting compliance but our capacity to exploit. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The branding factor is bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based, customer-directed. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to enable cyber-strategically than to exploit cyber-cyber-seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge? Superjer.com has revamped the theory of channels. Without well-planned platforms, networks are forced to become leading-edge. The schemas factor is leading-edge. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to transform super-compellingly leads to the power to incubate interactively. Think B2C. Think long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. We will deploy the buzzword "e-business". Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails.