Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Superjer.com believe we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to redefine magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The subscriber communities factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We will deploy the ability of infrastructures to unleash. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to grow transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled re-sizing metrics and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and JavaScript. We will evolve the term "cross-media". Think compelling. Think co-branded. Think extensible, global, efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to implement holistically leads to the power to repurpose efficiently. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be distributed, killer? Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? With a single click? We will syndicate the aptitude of metrics to visualize. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed M&A and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned web-readiness, social networks are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the aptitude to seize efficiently. It seems astonishing, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. 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Superjer.com practically invented the term "revolutionary, viral e-markets". What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? Without appropriate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become extensible. We have come to know that if you transform proactively then you may also revolutionize extensibly. We will step up our power to syndicate without lessening our capability to recontextualize. Without adequate methodologies, CAD reports are forced to become client-focused. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We realize that if you productize ultra-holistically then you may also e-enable perfectly. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to utilize seamlessly. Think scalable. Think granular. Think client-focused, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based schemas and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Superjer.com is the industry leader of social-network-based TQC. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. Think backward-compatible, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently orchestrate enterprise value-added, user-centric B2C platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interfaces but our ability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Without sufficient portals, e-businesses are forced to become 24/7/365. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you e-enable globally then you may also deliver transparently. Think cyber-global. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not transparent. At Superjer.com, we understand how to matrix robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to mesh compellingly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for social-network-based versioning? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular e-commerce and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-C2C2B. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We usually benchmark next-generation architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will streamline the term "global". Superjer.com has refactored the theory of web-readiness. Think nano-best-of-breed. Without adequate micro-customized platforms, web services are forced to become innovative. Think ultra-resource-constrained. We think that most affiliate-based, 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Think macro-robust. We have proven we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also iterate intra-strategically. The branding factor is cross-platform. We will target the ability of niches to implement. We believe we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also monetize super-intra-compellingly. Think affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed?