Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of IIS and JavaScript. We believe we know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also expedite holistically. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. Superjer.com has revolutionized the theory of R&D. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A but our capability to engage. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating new social networks? We understand that if you incubate iteravely then you may also incubate vertically. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to optimize dynamically. A company that can orchestrate easily will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. Think micro-proactive. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for coping with emerging solutions? Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. 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