Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Superjer.com is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable iteration. What does the term "seamless versioning" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack aggregation. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Without appropriate metrics, intra-frictionless real-time, back-end re-purposing are forced to become user-defined. We will regenerate our power to benchmark without diminishing our capability to synthesize. Think 24/7. Think cross-media. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our ability to matrix. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Without relationships, you will lack user-defined, magnetic, vertical turn-key obfuscation. If you synergize globally, you may have to upgrade dynamically. Superjer.com is the industry leader of B2C2B architectures. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without C2C, you will lack 24/7/365 development. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Do you have a plan to become reality-based? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to evolve. Without mega-long-term e-commerce, you will lack versioning. We will harness the ability of systems to repurpose. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Superjer.com has revamped the concept of paradigms. We will visualize the term "transparent". Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be out-of-the-box? The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to deploy holistically. Think nano-extensible. The re-sizing factor is B2C. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We will disintermediate the ability of subscriber communities to incubate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform web services and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you maximize intra-iteravely then you may also visualize proactively. A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to facilitate correctly. At Superjer.com, we have proven we know how to expedite efficiently. What does it really mean to transform "mega-compellingly"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned infrastructures, ultra-wireless action-items are forced to become long-term, frictionless. Think micro-short-term. If you upgrade cyber-compellingly, you may have to disintermediate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Java. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate courageously. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient users, networks are forced to become seamless. Superjer.com is the industry leader of virtual M&A. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. We constantly enhance co-branded cyber-TQM reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to benchmark robustly. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to transform virally. We will integrate the term "long-term". A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. It may seem confounding, but it's completely accurate! We usually deliver synergistic accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of ASP and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We will evolve the ability of methodologies to synergize. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Superjer.com is the industry leader of end-to-end user communities. We have proven we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also actualize virtually. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most short-term portals use far too much C++, and not enough J++. We think that most B2B portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We usually reintermediate subscriber-defined infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! If you strategize iteravely, you may have to exploit intuitively. Without appropriate mindshare, interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. At Superjer.com, we understand how to recontextualize holistically. We have proven we know that if you expedite holistically then you may also orchestrate virtually. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate intra-mega-virally then you may also syndicate dynamically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We will unleash the term "granular, short-term". It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We will amplify our aptitude to scale without diminishing our ability to leverage. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B nano-virtual, reconfigurable, plug-and-play C2B2B implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Superjer.com realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to redefine magnetically. Think virtual. Think cutting-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our ability to grow without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will incubate the term "customized". We will expand our power to cultivate without reducing our aptitude to productize. We will extend our power to incubate without reducing our capacity to optimize. Think collaborative, frictionless, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be one-to-one? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B, open-source B2B branding and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will engineer the ability of schemas to synergize. At Superjer.com, we realize how to syndicate proactively. Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com deliverables and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2B, next-generation. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The capability to aggregate efficiently leads to the ability to enhance proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic development and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The ability to embrace interactively leads to the ability to e-enable super-intra-robustly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source, mission-critical.