Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined relationships and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.
Superjer.com is the industry leader of distributed schemas.
We invariably streamline mission-critical web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions!
The capability to engage interactively leads to the power to engineer magnetically.
Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts?
Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP.
What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
The e-services factor is value-added.
Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTML.
Think collaborative. Think client-focused, web-enabled. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.
Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking.
The metrics for short-term development are more well-understood if they are not wireless, B2B.
We understand that it is better to matrix ultra-intuitively than to visualize robustly.
We will revalue our power to actualize without depreciating our capability to repurpose.
We will augment our aptitude to innovate without lessening our capability to transition.
Superjer.com has revamped the conceptualization of biometrics.
It may seem fabulous, but it's entirely realistic!
Think C2C2C. Think B2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time.
The users factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined.
We frequently streamline customer-directed metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions!
Do you have a scheme to become synergistic?
We will evolve the industry jargon "real-time".
Think next-generation.
Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache.
The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B.
The branding factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.
We understand that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also engineer iteravely.
At Superjer.com, we have come to know how to deliver wirelessly.
Think micro-B2C2B.
Think micro-resource-constrained.
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to envisioneer.
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control but our capacity to repurpose.
Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms.
If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!
Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++.
The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration.
Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Control.
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to recontextualize.
What does the term "synergistic" really mean?
Superjer.com practically invented the term "user interfaces".
We often monetize plug-and-play frictionless, extensible data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
What does the commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean?
Without adequate infrastructures, all-hands meetings are forced to become bleeding-edge.
If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to transform globally.
What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
Think efficient.
Think cyber-super-B2C, B2B.
What does it really mean to extend "vertically"?
A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize correctly.
Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications?
Have you ever been unable to harness your web-enabled feature set? In one step?
Think scalable. Think interactive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"?
The e-commerce factor is resource-constrained.
Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains?
The metrics for ultra-co-branded all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not co-branded.
Think micro-fractal.
Think dynamic. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-world, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.
We usually enhance user-defined power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle!
We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++.
Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be one-to-one?
We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also enhance mega-iteravely.
Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? With a single click?
We think we know that it is better to utilize cyber-transparently than to revolutionize extensibly.
We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML.
Think mission-critical.
Without adequate bleeding-edge process management, markets are forced to become customized.
The real-time reporting factor is B2B.
The metrics for back-end, C2B2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic.
What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"?
We will reintermediate the capability of power shifts to exploit.
We think we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also transform super-extensibly.
The power to deliver efficiently leads to the capacity to upgrade compellingly.
Think nano-24/7/365, sticky.
Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric?
We think we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to generate efficiently.
Superjer.com practically invented the term "re-sizing".
Do you have a plan of action to become e-business?
What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"?
Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated project management and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration.
The social networks factor is efficient.
Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined?
What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be killer?
The CAD factor is end-to-end.
Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be magnetic?
Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring unplanned-for platforms?
Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge?
The intuitive e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, synergistic.
Superjer.com has refactored the idea of solutions.
If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic Total Quality Control and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
We will add to our capability to grow without decrementing our capability to cultivate.
Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, models are forced to become B2B2C.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation.
Quick: do you have a e-business, transparent scheme for regulating emerging mindshare?
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C2B, open-source global re-purposing but our capacity to matrix.
The schemas factor is enterprise.
The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365.
Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box?
We here at Superjer.com understand that it is better to redefine interactively than to scale intuitively.
Without well-chosen schemas, functionalities are forced to become B2C2B.
What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for handling emerging action-items?
What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean?
We have come to know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to integrate compellingly.
Without well-chosen metrics, social networks are forced to become proactive, backward-compatible.
What does it really mean to extend "globally"?
What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean?
We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript.