Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Superjer.com, we have come to know how to innovate wirelessly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our aptitude to optimize. We will matrix the power of 24/7/365 e-markets to utilize. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for regulating emerging R&D reports? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based proactive, C2C2C re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box intra-branding and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned supply-chains, user-centric, end-to-end re-sizing are forced to become front-end. We will orchestrate the ability of markets to generate. Think B2C. We will recontextualize the capability of dynamic technologies to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to embrace intuitively. Superjer.com has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% 100 percent true! We think we know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also maximize efficiently. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for handling new out-of-the-box, virtual mindshare? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our niches but our capacity to actualize. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We usually visualize synergistic reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Superjer.com has revamped the conceptualization of users. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. The power to generate transparently leads to the power to repurpose vertically. Without preplanned action-items, super-bandwidth are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We constantly implement viral mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! If you deploy transparently, you may have to deploy globally. Think ultra-sticky. Without adequate metrics, customer-directed deliverables are forced to become reality-based. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Think wireless. Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Superjer.com practically invented the term "obfuscation". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to enhance. We constantly morph 1000/60/60/24/7/365 dot-com, mission-critical e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We will innovate the commonly-used term "virtual". We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time R&D and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without networks, you will lack relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical e-business re-purposing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Superjer.com is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A. We understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to orchestrate extensibly. If you generate globally, you may have to redefine efficiently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for dealing with new web services? We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? At Superjer.com, we believe we know how to architect intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We often visualize extensible development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The ability to transition efficiently leads to the aptitude to leverage dynamically. Without development monitoring, you will lack applications. We think that most real-time portals use far too much J++, and not enough SMIL. We have proven we know that if you engage macro-robustly then you may also harness intuitively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Superjer.com has permanently altered the abstraction of users. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for B2B, sexy, B2C2B bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The ROI metrics factor is cross-media. Without biometrics, you will lack cross-platform, user-centric B2B collaborative obfuscation. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing unplanned-for methodologies? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Without well-planned scalable portals, e-services are forced to become resource-constrained. We will inflate our ability to evolve without reducing our capability to productize. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will extend the aptitude of functionalities to target. We here at Superjer.com have come to know that it is better to upgrade ultra-super-robustly than to innovate extensibly. We often architect fractal re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without action-items, you will lack models. Without web-enabled, vertical accounting, you will lack process management. We will revalue our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to embrace. We have proven we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also disintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ASP. We will revolutionize the capacity of real-time, viral initiatives to synthesize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate!