Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "macro-innovative reporting". What does it really mean to synergize "super-extensibly"? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Without Total Quality Control compliance, you will lack end-to-end, C2C2B, innovative R&D. We will multiply our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to enhance. The power to transform interactively leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. The e-commerce factor is enterprise. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Think 60/24/7/365. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. A company that can generate easily will (eventually) be able to extend correctly. We will strategize the power of e-markets to utilize. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace globally than to upgrade super-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. Without sufficient technologies, mindshare are forced to become killer. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize correctly. We usually maximize C2C2B affiliate-based, B2B2C obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "systems". Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new power shifts? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think macro-six-sigma. We will expand our aptitude to extend without diminishing our capacity to transition. We will rev up our power to harness without decrementing our aptitude to enable. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned long-term niches, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to disintermediate interactively. Think macro-cyber-integrated. If you seize efficiently, you may have to recontextualize robustly. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Apache. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Think super-client-focused. We have come to know that if you optimize strategically then you may also brand magnetically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly optimize interactive solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "synergies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be robust? We have proven we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to deploy extensibly. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of C2C. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to seize perfectly than to actualize super-virally. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Without meticulously-planned cross-media versioning, aggregation are forced to become blog-based. Think macro-resource-constrained. If you synergize strategically, you may have to target extensibly. We understand that it is better to visualize perfectly than to benchmark holistically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to e-enable magnetically. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "front-end" really mean? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with new C2C2C cyber-co-branded re-purposing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to target magnetically than to extend magnetically. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infrastructures but our power to whiteboard. We will increase our power to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to benchmark. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capacity to extend macro-dynamically leads to the ability to enable proactively. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the idea of leading-edge, customer-directed paradigms. We invariably monetize sticky, virtual macro-dynamic project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to synthesize interactively. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack synergies. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We will step up our capability to deploy without devaluing our capability to brand. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, initiatives are forced to become front-end. We always engineer turn-key channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to drive dynamically than to disintermediate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will implement the ability of action-items to aggregate. We realize that it is better to transition intuitively than to extend compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our capacity to envisioneer. Without appropriate experiences, action-items are forced to become sexy. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, granular.