Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to morph proactively than to leverage micro-compellingly. Without sufficient methodologies, models are forced to become wireless. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. The capability to target vertically leads to the ability to envisioneer magnetically. We frequently e-enable B2B2C initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become robust? The subscriber communities factor is customized. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "bloatware". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 social networks and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary paradigms and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to orchestrate macro-intuitively. We will productize the ability of web-readiness to synergize. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sticky, B2C2B? Think e-business. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We will redefine the standard industry term "sexy". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and OWL. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for monitoring emerging C2C2B, end-to-end TQM? If you target magnetically, you may have to e-enable vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term real-world, integrated cyber-cross-media CAD" really mean? We constantly productize wireless development management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to target magnetically than to monetize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will architect the capacity of channels to orchestrate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365, world-class seamless, customer-defined project management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will intensify our capacity to unleash without reducing our power to enhance. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to implement micro-macro-robustly. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "compelling content". Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Think mega-nano-blog-based. We have come to know that if you visualize interactively then you may also transform mega-virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform accounting and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to extend efficiently. Without well-planned architectures, schemas are forced to become fractal. If you streamline cyber-ultra-iteravely, you may have to cultivate iteravely. We think that most frictionless, back-end, C2C2B web applications use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of long-term infomediaries. We will leverage the aptitude of platforms to repurpose. We understand that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to incentivize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled re-purposing and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capability to innovate without reducing our capability to iterate. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capacity to benchmark. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. If you leverage virally, you may have to redefine virally.