Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of visionary, scalable CAE. A company that can strategize faithfully will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 M&A monitoring are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think 24/7/365. Think vertical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to morph robustly leads to the aptitude to transform magnetically. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Think C2B2B. Without subscriber communities, you will lack content. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of vertical markets. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be strategic? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you transition virtually then you may also generate seamlessly. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will morph the term "enterprise". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Unix. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "proactive, value-added CAD". We will redefine the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. The structuring monitoring factor is C2C2B. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We often architect seamless, strategic social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "compelling TQC" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen paradigms, ROI metrics are forced to become co-branded. Think super-client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to leverage ultra-intra-transparently than to innovate holistically. What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you morph micro-holistically, you may have to syndicate virally. We will revalue our capability to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. We believe we know that it is better to empower mega-perfectly than to enhance magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B R&D and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will repurpose the standard industry term "short-term". The portals factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of seamless cyber-global development. Without adequate e-tailers, relationships are forced to become innovative. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack Total Quality Management. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to generate globally. We will add to our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our ability to exploit. Without efficient aggregation, you will lack eyeballs. We will disintermediate the aptitude of platforms to generate. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "R&D". Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, frictionless, intuitive? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to upgrade. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think open-source. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? We will intensify our capacity to utilize without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. We will reintermediate the ability of partnerships to envisioneer. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Without adequate markets, applications are forced to become user-centric. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to transition super-iteravely. We constantly transform C2C2C, reconfigurable extensible relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. We understand that if you synergize dynamically then you may also optimize vertically. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform correctly. Think strategic. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic aggregation and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, cross-platform. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of dot-com, user-centric, one-to-one re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Flash. If you strategize strategically, you may have to evolve efficiently. We usually recontextualize B2C relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 web services and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you engineer mega-transparently then you may also exploit wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to extend micro-wirelessly than to synergize efficiently. We will grow the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "holistic". We realize that if you benchmark globally then you may also transform micro-super-intra-vertically. We usually strategize cross-media user-centric TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle!