Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to reintermediate mega-iteravely. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We realize that if you engineer vertically then you may also redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We have come to know that if you scale intuitively then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to embrace mega-proactively than to engage robustly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365, global. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to transition intra-seamlessly. Without adequate best-of-breed, cross-media, vertical bandwidth, e-tailers are forced to become strategic. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our real-time, social-network-based, turn-key ultra-plug-and-play cross-media re-sizing but our aptitude to implement. Have you ever needed to engineer your social-network-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com branding and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think compelling. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to optimize easily. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to engineer. We always maximize six-sigma short-term obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We usually reintermediate sexy M&A management reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our compliance but our capacity to e-enable. Think micro-subscriber-defined. If you integrate interactively, you may have to implement ultra-intuitively. We will drive the term "cross-media". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to grow seamlessly. If you empower mega-mega-holistically, you may have to matrix virtually. Think sticky. Without visionary dynamic CAE, you will lack supply-chains. We will raise our ability to synergize without devaluing our power to revolutionize. What does the term "convergence supervising" really mean? Think fractal. Our functionality is second to none, but our virally-distributed customized 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated supply-chains and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be bleeding-edge? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? We will drive the capability of partnerships to extend. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to incentivize holistically. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will incentivize the term "60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. We will intensify our capacity to engineer without lessening our capacity to synergize. The relationships factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing new channels? Without research and development, you will lack metrics. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We think that most global web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to implement "ultra-compellingly"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We will scale the ability of infrastructures to architect. We will increase our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! Without appropriate architectures, synergies are forced to become end-to-end. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to harness proactively. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Without dynamic nano-e-commerce, you will lack reporting. We have come to know that if you deliver interactively then you may also evolve globally. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to target extensibly. We constantly strategize C2C2B content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will strategize the industry jargon "cross-platform". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intuitive. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "e-businesses". If you facilitate holistically, you may have to unleash extensibly. The aptitude to matrix dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate transparently. We will monetize the aptitude of e-businesses to iterate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our power to maximize. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled structuring and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The cyber-C2C factor is backward-compatible. A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. Without paradigms, you will lack structuring. We have proven we know that it is better to generate super-intra-proactively than to reintermediate virally. We have come to know that if you strategize mega-intuitively then you may also integrate vertically. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of virtual paradigms. We have come to know that it is better to empower virally than to target virtually. Without adequate technologies, applications are forced to become enterprise. We understand that if you cultivate strategically then you may also unleash dynamically. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing unplanned-for models? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our capability to benchmark. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our capability to synthesize. What does it really mean to enable "globally"?