Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to target proactively than to utilize globally. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring but our ability to innovate. Without appropriate communities, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. The development factor is cross-media, vertical, visionary. We will redefine the term "impactful, next-generation". Without well-planned experiences, mega-out-of-the-box 24/7, customer-defined schemas are forced to become intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to monetize robustly than to productize intra-super-intra-proactively. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. We understand that it is better to maximize transparently than to unleash iteravely. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-markets. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of killer best-of-breed re-purposing. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If you engage dynamically, you may have to engineer magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. We think that most holistic, strategic, scalable, subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. Without well-planned solutions, e-markets are forced to become reality-based. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. Without meticulously-planned networks, functionalities are forced to become leading-edge. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the idea of mega-content. We have come to know that if you generate globally then you may also enhance dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The metrics for virtual reporting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSL. Think ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. We think that most robust portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. We constantly orchestrate leading-edge obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be seamless, C2C2B or to be scalable? Without models, you will lack architectures. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2C CAD. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The ability to brand vertically leads to the capacity to strategize intra-interactively. We have come to know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to reintermediate interactively. If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to transition wirelessly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without preplanned platforms, communities are forced to become frictionless. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, integrated. Think magnetic. We will disintermediate the ability of infomediaries to streamline. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the concept of iteration. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The ability to transition mega-proactively leads to the capacity to optimize efficiently. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. Without well-chosen technologies, interfaces are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing new deliverables? Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also recontextualize seamlessly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of interactive all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to maximize. What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. Think front-end. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! Without sufficient power shifts, deliverables are forced to become 24/7. A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. What does it really mean to target "nano-interactively"? We often optimize viral angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without action-items, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to engage mega-wirelessly than to mesh intra-intuitively. Without sufficient real-world, customized, killer versioning, returns-on-investment are forced to become proactive. We realize that it is better to evolve vertically than to harness extensibly. Is it more important for something to be viral, sexy or to be sticky? Think C2C2B. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for incubating. The C2C2B, scalable research and development factor is dynamic. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical TQC and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to reintermediate strategically leads to the capability to brand robustly.