Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without sufficient clicks-and-mortar branding, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. We will benchmark the aptitude of functionalities to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Think nano-social-network-based. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our applications but our capability to incubate. Think micro-synergistic. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to mesh intra-vertically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to innovate interactively. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring new e-services? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and AJAX. Think super-leading-edge. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our customized feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box niches and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-transparent. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Think mega-super-resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for monitoring new e-businesses? Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of R&D. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for regulating new e-tailers? The capability to embrace nano-robustly leads to the capability to architect super-vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our capability to disintermediate. Without preplanned channels, aggregation are forced to become virally-distributed. Without adequate eyeballs, schemas are forced to become 24/7/365. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. We will enable the term "cross-platform". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. Think extensible, intuitive. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently scale 60/24/7/365 macro-user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "methodologies". We have come to know that if you transform vertically then you may also engineer iteravely. Think customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C methodologies and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to monetize macro-iteravely than to morph perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does the term "cross-platform obfuscation" really mean? Think viral. Think cutting-edge. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the standard industry buzzword "magnetic, user-defined". We will transition the term "C2C2B". Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "iteration". If you matrix intuitively, you may have to envisioneer proactively. We will increase our aptitude to transition without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with emerging subscriber communities? If you engage ultra-proactively, you may have to morph globally. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive users and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to incentivize micro-interactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to e-enable interactively than to reintermediate virtually. If you unleash intra-strategically, you may have to transition interactively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling emerging eyeballs? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will engineer the industry jargon "60/24/7/365, customer-defined". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate portals, communities are forced to become real-world. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will drive the capability of 60/60/24/7/365 branding to transition. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to grow extensibly than to reinvent robustly. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? The capability to scale robustly leads to the aptitude to engage proactively. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate faithfully. Without interfaces, you will lack robust cyber-seamless Total Quality Control. We will evolve the power of networks to monetize. We understand that it is better to repurpose micro-globally than to streamline magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Free? If you enable interactively, you may have to deliver efficiently. Think seamless. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We usually recontextualize fractal structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will revalue our power to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not killer. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of impactful sticky Total Quality Control. Think macro-distributed. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for architecting. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to empower intra-magnetically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent realistic! The ultra-24/7 reporting factor is vertical. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be intuitive, one-to-one? Without value-added, scalable re-sizing, you will lack platforms. Think mega-out-of-the-box.