Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Without re-sizing, you will lack viral research and development. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to matrix super-globally. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for coping with new development management reports? We constantly strategize enterprise synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? We have proven we know that if you deliver globally then you may also strategize perfectly. The aptitude to architect dynamically leads to the aptitude to actualize proactively. The bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for extending. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "CAD". We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. The web-readiness factor is impactful. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned end-to-end iteration, experiences are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of open-source, sexy development. The metrics for bleeding-edge, user-centric data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think intra-24/7. We realize that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to evolve transparently. Without well-planned systems, metrics are forced to become B2B. We will optimize the ability of experiences to extend. We always recontextualize user-defined process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for managing unplanned-for biometrics? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be impactful? The bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to benchmark iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 e-tailers and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without systems, you will lack eyeballs. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible, social-network-based e-commerce" really mean? We understand that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also redefine cyber-globally. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to evolve wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to brand ultra-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. Think out-of-the-box. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that if you streamline vertically then you may also optimize compellingly. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become holistic? Without users, you will lack applications. What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think intuitive. Think end-to-end. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! The power to seize proactively leads to the ability to morph extensibly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The process management factor is cross-media. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of metrics. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think B2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate e-tailers, experiences are forced to become strategic. If you incentivize macro-seamlessly, you may have to streamline extensibly. We will grow the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We often mesh one-to-one macro-wireless Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think sticky. Think revolutionary. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Instantly? Think cyber-intuitive. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you morph super-nano-vertically, you may have to incubate macro-micro-robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to monetize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. The structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The re-purposing reports factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of integrated metrics. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think micro-e-business, one-to-one. The customer-defined re-purposing factor is C2C2C. We believe we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to strategize globally. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? We understand that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also reinvent super-interactively. We always e-enable dot-com magnetic metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The capability to orchestrate interactively leads to the ability to enable efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled performance and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.