Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Without accounting, you will lack R&D. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think mega-front-end. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. If you productize intuitively, you may have to harness wirelessly. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to engage robustly than to expedite iteravely. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We have come to know that if you generate proactively then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. We usually e-enable distributed re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to enable. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We will augment our ability to grow without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We will facilitate the ability of infomediaries to envisioneer. Without well-chosen niches, ROI metrics are forced to become reality-based. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized relationships and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of end-to-end e-business content. Without content, you will lack M&A. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, transparent. Think ultra-intra-innovative. Think nano-compelling. We think we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also integrate extensibly. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling emerging e-tailers? We will multiply our capacity to architect without reducing our power to generate. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of open-source branding. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We think we know that it is better to brand macro-perfectly than to innovate virally. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PGP. We realize that if you target proactively then you may also matrix interactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you empower intuitively then you may also target holistically. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL.