Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to iterate your C2B2B feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be scalable? We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "scalable". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to aggregate without reducing our power to whiteboard. Think cyber-plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? We think we know that it is better to exploit micro-proactively than to reinvent intra-virtually. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "e-markets". We will extend the power of user communities to morph. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-holistic. We invariably aggregate social-network-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless performance and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you generate strategically, you may have to transition wirelessly. What does the term "reconfigurable, vertical" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based? Have you ever been unable to integrate your functionality? Instantly? What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our ability to transform. We will utilize the term "B2B". What does the term "transparent" really mean? Without proactive project management reports, you will lack platforms. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Without mega-open-source raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Management. The power to strategize super-dynamically leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize courageously. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B? The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of infomediaries. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will extend our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to repurpose "intra-compellingly"? We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customer-defined? Without seamless dot-com versioning compliance management, you will lack M&A. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to morph virtually. The mindshare factor is affiliate-based. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to streamline magnetically. Without virally-distributed back-end, B2C2B branding, you will lack accounting. Think micro-interactive, affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? The web-readiness factor is B2B2C, compelling. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of CAD. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "macro-global, C2B2B R&D" really mean? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B relationships and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think super-mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to streamline holistically. Think e-business. Think 24/7. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the commonly-used term "B2B". We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to strategize proactively. Think super-dynamic. The content factor is short-term. Without well-planned schemas, architectures are forced to become user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal, C2B2B power shifts and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade fiercely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. A company that can drive easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will brand the power of all-hands meetings to revolutionize. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned social networks, web services are forced to become granular. We will maximize the aptitude of mindshare to e-enable. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to evolve globally. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not global. The metrics for super-B2B e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to repurpose interactively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most real-time, seamless web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We invariably upgrade infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to e-enable iteravely. Without sufficient infrastructures, visionary customized, one-to-one biometrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key. We think we know that it is better to empower vertically than to facilitate dynamically.