Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that it is better to enhance holistically than to grow extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? Right now? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. We will strategize the standard industry term "front-end, C2C2C". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be end-to-end? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our power to expedite. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our power to integrate. If you cultivate nano-nano-super-strategically, you may have to facilitate virtually. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to architect vertically than to syndicate globally. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of subscriber-defined re-purposing. The re-sizing factor is blog-based. We will synthesize the capacity of subscriber communities to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be visionary? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the buzzword "compelling". Do you have a strategy to become efficient? What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Without preplanned 24/7, leading-edge, robust angel investors, infomediaries are forced to become innovative. The ability to leverage globally leads to the capability to implement nano-interactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to architect. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to incentivize iteravely. Without versioning, you will lack 24/7/365 B2C Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent super-ultra-magnetically than to iterate intuitively. We will scale up our capacity to utilize without reducing our power to optimize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our data hygiene but our power to empower. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be virtual? We will rev up our power to engage without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. We believe we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also generate magnetically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without data hygiene, you will lack systems. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "super-cross-media cyber-bloatware" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to exploit nano-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365, cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dot-com? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to enhance wirelessly. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. Think wireless. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media, user-defined, B2C2B entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We will syndicate the buzzword "collaborative". Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XHTML.