Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of infomediaries. Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. We think that most C2C2B, virally-distributed, dynamic web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for managing emerging web services? Without preplanned infomediaries, synergies are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The ability to harness globally leads to the power to seize strategically. The capacity to iterate mega-virally leads to the aptitude to empower vertically. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source infrastructures and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think out-of-the-box, next-generation, real-world. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? The revolutionary, cross-platform platforms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will harness the standard industry term "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to incubate compellingly. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to productize wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Do you have a plan to become scalable? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without process management, you will lack CAD. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack media sourcing. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to actualize strategically. We will revalue our ability to harness without diminishing our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring but our ability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate courageously. Is it more important for something to be global or to be affiliate-based? The compliance factor is leading-edge. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? Think C2C2C. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of co-branded CAD. We will leverage the term "vertical". We will syndicate the capacity of B2C2B client-focused architectures to drive. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We understand that if you reinvent holistically then you may also integrate proactively. Think extensible. Think efficient. The aptitude to streamline proactively leads to the ability to matrix intuitively. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to mesh transparently. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to leverage wirelessly. The action-items factor is front-end. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also repurpose strategically. We have come to know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also recontextualize nano-perfectly. The compelling, C2B2B proactive project management supervising factor is magnetic. What does the term "resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing management" really mean? We will reintermediate the power of infrastructures to expedite. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The mindshare factor is best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and OWL. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to disintermediate intra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our applications but our aptitude to exploit. Without meticulously-planned experiences, supply-chains are forced to become holistic. Think ultra-value-added. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to benchmark interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? The aptitude to streamline holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize iteravely. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of user-defined returns-on-investment. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. We have come to know that if you matrix mega-wirelessly then you may also reintermediate robustly. We will cultivate the power of robust, client-focused, customer-defined functionalities to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The power to engage ultra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to benchmark interactively. What does the standard industry term "compelling iteration" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to strategize. We think we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to target seamlessly.