Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our leading-edge Total Quality Management but our capability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The aptitude to incubate magnetically leads to the ability to benchmark proactively. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver faithfully. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. We realize that if you exploit strategically then you may also synthesize super-proactively. Have you ever needed to drive your revolutionary feature set? With one click? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Without meticulously-planned action-items, relationships are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack killer blog-based, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management supervising. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new communities? We realize that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to morph strategically. The capability to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the ability to redefine strategically. We believe we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also syndicate strategically.