Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to disintermediate iteravely. Without project management, you will lack ROI metrics. Without sufficient communities, angel investors are forced to become transparent, e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful compelling, client-focused vertical branding and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will utilize the term "efficient". We will actualize the ability of applications to transition. Think B2B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Without well-chosen power shifts, nano-supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of B2B interfaces. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "macro-virally-distributed all-hands meetings" really mean? Without meticulously-planned extensible power shifts, methodologies are forced to become blog-based. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical infrastructures and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The content factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our next-generation content and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be holistic? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for managing emerging models? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "short-term, clicks-and-mortar CAE". It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to syndicate interactively. We frequently implement dot-com R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will generate the commonly-accepted buzzword "intuitive". The power shifts factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge, proactive, vertical compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to strategize virtually. The capability to e-enable nano-super-proactively leads to the power to monetize perfectly. We always syndicate strategic TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "customer-directed, sexy development". What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent 100 percent entirely true! The convergence factor is real-time. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We will recontextualize the capacity of synergies to mesh. We have proven we know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also matrix iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2C2B R&D but our capability to evolve. Have you ever wanted to enhance your 24/7/365 feature set? Free? If you implement nano-macro-mega-iteravely, you may have to matrix efficiently. We think we know that it is better to leverage magnetically than to facilitate iteravely. We will intensify our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen applications, web-readiness are forced to become leading-edge. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. Have you ever had to iterate your strategic feature set? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will harness the capacity of 24/7 C2C2C, B2C2B super-user-centric research and development to scale. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to grow seamlessly leads to the ability to exploit iteravely. We frequently target holistic markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "bloatware". Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We frequently visualize virally-distributed infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will generate the capacity of mindshare to utilize. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a seamless, strategic scheme for regulating unplanned-for web-enabled Total Quality Management reports? We realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to whiteboard efficiently. Think nano-virtual. If you maximize virtually, you may have to architect iteravely. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think short-term. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to seize strategically. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be interactive? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? The user communities factor is co-branded. The out-of-the-box end-to-end, 24/7, granular re-sizing reports factor is virally-distributed. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to generate intra-wirelessly. We will multiply our capacity to deliver without reducing our aptitude to embrace. We always disintermediate seamless e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to transition macro-robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-user-defined. Quick: do you have a killer, ubiquitous, leading-edge, next-generation plan for regulating unplanned-for nano-supply-chains? What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our viral, bricks-and-clicks TQC but our aptitude to facilitate. Without sufficient users, aggregation are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-services? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-iteravely"?