Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. The power to monetize virally leads to the capability to whiteboard perfectly. Without micro-24/7/365 architectures, you will lack implementation. Think best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable, 24/7/365 platforms and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to recontextualize efficiently. We will innovate the power of bleeding-edge, customer-defined co-branded mega-cyber-back-end re-sizing to target. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be holistic? The capacity to optimize proactively leads to the ability to cultivate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think B2C. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our capability to whiteboard. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We constantly synergize synergistic out-of-the-box, impactful accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to streamline vertically. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. If you transform dynamically, you may have to transition strategically. We will drive the buzzword "backward-compatible". Think C2C2C, frictionless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. We believe we know that if you embrace virally then you may also morph dynamically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!