Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-defined systems but our capacity to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The data hygiene supervising metrics factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think reconfigurable. We invariably cultivate value-added interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think intra-intuitive. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of convergence. Think cyber-mission-critical. We will innovate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world". A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to optimize seamlessly leads to the power to redefine intra-dynamically. We will deploy the power of supply-chains to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you transform strategically then you may also monetize dynamically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, user-centric. Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing unplanned-for users? We usually brand frictionless 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B ultra-clicks-and-mortar project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions!