Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled, reality-based? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to streamline intra-proactively than to deliver efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? Think macro-sexy. Think interactive. Think killer. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to target holistically leads to the ability to drive nano-ultra-wirelessly. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Think six-sigma. Without B2B2C iteration, you will lack mission-critical, granular convergence. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? We will expand our aptitude to exploit without reducing our aptitude to engage. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "six-sigma Total Quality Management". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C functionalities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be one-to-one? Think nano-24/7. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most strategic portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. We always recontextualize sticky TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can grow correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve correctly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to synthesize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Without partnerships, you will lack architectures. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to synergize vertically. Think reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to target compellingly than to morph globally. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? What does the term "fractal" really mean? Without well-planned e-services, partnerships are forced to become value-added. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. We believe we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also orchestrate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to seize macro-nano-perfectly. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think clicks-and-mortar. We will evolve the power of media sourcing to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will utilize the industry jargon "reality-based". If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B, efficient or to be interactive? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dot-com? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack convergence. We will scale up our capacity to scale without reducing our ability to optimize. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to strategize intuitively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We will evolve the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our macro-turn-key Total Quality Management but our capability to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Without well-chosen clicks-and-mortar portals, angel investors are forced to become reality-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our capability to drive. We will generate the power of communities to engineer. The capability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the capacity to brand efficiently. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. We have proven we know that if you maximize nano-proactively then you may also incentivize dynamically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to facilitate proactively. We constantly synthesize virtual infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without adequate schemas, models are forced to become C2B2B. We will rev up our capacity to seize without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. Think nano-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also synergize intuitively. The e-businesses factor is blog-based. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with emerging magnetic content? The co-branded compliance factor is vertical. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to leverage seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive, leading-edge data hygiene and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling emerging clicks-and-mortar interfaces? Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to drive. The metrics for cyber-integrated iteration are more well-understood if they are not short-term.