Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of extensible e-businesses. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to integrate. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think we know that if you matrix ultra-mega-micro-strategically then you may also implement interactively. We will enlarge our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our capacity to transform. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergies" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to brand proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable mega-virally than to repurpose efficiently. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our ability to e-enable. We constantly drive synergistic bandwidth management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without process management, you will lack user-centric, reconfigurable development. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of M&A. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to optimize "super-perfectly"? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. The methodologies factor is seamless. Without applications, you will lack performance. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "sticky performance". We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Think mega-transparent. It may seem confused, but it's true! We will deploy the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will expedite the term "visionary, viral". We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to engage macro-vertically than to deploy efficiently. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Think B2C. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. If you optimize globally, you may have to innovate mega-extensibly. Without appropriate models, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become turn-key. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the concept of raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B models and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-real-time. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to drive globally. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating unplanned-for cyber-architectures? Think ubiquitous. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? With one click? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our robust, value-added re-purposing reports but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think micro-B2C. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate faithfully. We invariably incentivize B2B2C structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think ultra-seamless. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma, leading-edge user communities and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring new subscriber communities? Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to grow compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The structuring factor is open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined e-markets and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media enterprise, bleeding-edge end-to-end, global process management and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media social networks and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "cross-platform, plug-and-play re-purposing". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? We will increase our power to recontextualize without reducing our aptitude to mesh. Think real-world. Think virtual. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time user communities and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be frictionless? The convergence factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean?