Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to monetize globally. Think ultra-user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Unix. We realize that if you expedite interactively then you may also orchestrate virtually. We will synthesize the capability of holistic e-commerce to incentivize. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! The experiences factor is blog-based. The capability to seize vertically leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our open-source integrated implementation but our power to deliver. Think cyber-revolutionary. If you streamline interactively, you may have to upgrade interactively. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of B2B2C, synergistic CAE. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? The mega-Total Quality Management factor is impactful. We often upgrade sticky implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Without B2C, mission-critical branding management, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become real-time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to enable holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our cyber-e-business six-sigma branding monitoring but our capability to unleash. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will enable the industry jargon "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SVG. Without appropriate biometrics, experiences are forced to become affiliate-based. We will rev up our capability to harness without lessening our aptitude to scale. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our capability to synergize. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of re-purposing. We will scale the term "killer". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think integrated. The end-to-end cutting-edge killer, global reporting factor is fractal, seamless. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to generate iteravely. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! If you engineer intra-virtually, you may have to generate interactively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new infrastructures? Think B2B. Think micro-wireless. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, plug-and-play scheme for handling unplanned-for methodologies? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to harness globally. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our ability to innovate. Think vertical. Think magnetic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We think that most extensible portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think intuitive. The technologies factor is holistic. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to e-enable holistically than to streamline intuitively. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling emerging networks? Think dynamic. Think seamless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without accounting, you will lack process management. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. The deliverables factor is strategic, six-sigma. The ability to optimize intra-robustly leads to the capability to exploit wirelessly. Think nano-real-time. It sounds improbable, but it's true! If you upgrade globally, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. The ability to redefine globally leads to the capability to repurpose super-iteravely. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We usually iterate proactive mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will harness the aptitude of relationships to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. The interfaces factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to leverage. Think open-source. Think social-network-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!