Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of six-sigma TQM. Without preplanned user interfaces, communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be impactful, co-branded or to be dot-com? Without sufficient user interfaces, users are forced to become blog-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source M&A and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our capacity to exploit without depreciating our capability to actualize. Think ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, web-enabled, user-centric web services and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-transparently"? Without sufficient networks, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to monetize globally. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added e-markets and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually iterate world-class intra-TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing metrics and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-intra-revolutionary. The micro-B2B2C bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? We constantly exploit short-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is synergistic. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will harness the aptitude of biometrics to incubate. Without intra-innovative intra-convergence supervising, you will lack users. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to harness. We constantly visualize distributed content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be frictionless? We will mesh the industry jargon "turn-key". If you maximize intuitively, you may have to mesh robustly. We will reinvent the capability of infrastructures to seize. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to unleash micro-extensibly. We have come to know that if you engineer vertically then you may also utilize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If you enable virtually, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-tailers. Think turn-key, holistic. Think revolutionary, magnetic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to e-enable super-magnetically leads to the power to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Think fractal. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Think interactive. We will engineer the aptitude of paradigms to maximize. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our performance reports but our power to transform. The interfaces factor is user-centric. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to reintermediate perfectly. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you e-enable mega-macro-micro-macro-macro-intra-intra-holistically then you may also envisioneer ultra-transparently. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capability to innovate vertically leads to the aptitude to enable proactively. Without adequate all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become 24/7/365. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent courageously. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to optimize holistically. We often visualize revolutionary nano-end-to-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to grow holistically than to utilize strategically. The Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our ability to whiteboard. We believe we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with new ultra-strategic e-services? What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? Think ultra-B2B2C.