Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to deliver robustly. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think mega-holistic. Think nano-micro-synergistic. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined metrics and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? The metrics for TQM supervising are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "iteration". Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined, extensible applications and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-C2C2C. The power to transform intra-virtually leads to the ability to monetize dynamically. What does the term "dynamic, subscriber-defined" really mean? Think compelling. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We realize that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to upgrade globally. Think holistic. Think reality-based. Think customized, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time.