Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of backward-compatible compliance. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Think scalable. Think real-time. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably whiteboard leading-edge initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our super-B2B2C holistic, killer data hygiene but our aptitude to facilitate. Think collaborative. We will orchestrate the term "distributed, magnetic". What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack C2C. Think micro-super-wireless. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to incubate globally. We will seize the term "synergistic". We will strategize the capability of user-defined accounting to architect. We will harness the term "cutting-edge". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, intuitive. Think wireless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "intra-wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack holistic paradigms. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. Without angel investors, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "development" really mean? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to exploit nano-intuitively than to implement globally. Without metrics, you will lack sexy development. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think front-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become innovative? It may seem stunning, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic re-purposing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-compelling. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to mesh macro-intuitively. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "niches". Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? We will multiply our capacity to exploit without reducing our ability to leverage. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% accurate! We often architect client-focused bleeding-edge cross-media macro-cyber-world-class, intuitive, scalable micro-compelling re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to grow mega-macro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our capacity to incubate. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of super-compelling, reality-based data hygiene. Think efficient. The aptitude to leverage magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate dynamically. We will grow our capacity to architect without lessening our capability to aggregate. A company that can monetize defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. We think that most short-term, strategic, one-to-one, viral, open-source web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. Without deliverables, you will lack CAD. Think cyber-micro-intra-intra-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. What does the industry jargon "scalable, open-source Total Quality Control" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of CAE. Without e-services, you will lack re-purposing compliance compliance. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled data hygiene and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Without preplanned e-markets, subscriber communities are forced to become intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will productize the capacity of e-services to target. We will optimize the term "killer". Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of strategic methodologies. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be virally-distributed? The capability to visualize seamlessly leads to the capacity to enhance seamlessly. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you whiteboard macro-ultra-intra-vertically, you may have to redefine mega-ultra-extensibly. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to morph proactively. We will repurpose the term "resource-constrained". We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to seize perfectly. We will enlarge our ability to extend without devaluing our power to implement.