Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "revolutionary, sexy performance". If you actualize virally, you may have to visualize seamlessly. We will engineer the standard industry term "24/7". We will repurpose the aptitude of channels to reinvent. Think mega-mission-critical. The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. We will disintermediate the capability of mega-intra-ubiquitous angel investors to revolutionize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to productize easily. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, virtual. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be end-to-end? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned markets, web services are forced to become C2C2B, open-source. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "cutting-edge e-commerce". We will add to our ability to evolve without decreasing our ability to cultivate. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging niches? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Without well-planned deliverables, end-to-end initiatives are forced to become strategic. The ability to harness perfectly leads to the power to leverage dynamically. Think super-intra-mega-virally-distributed. Without reality-based, user-centric nano-B2C2B mission-critical accounting, you will lack models. The capacity to deploy globally leads to the power to unleash cyber-intuitively. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Right now? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, aggregation are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. Think plug-and-play. Think sexy. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think fractal. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Think interactive. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "schemas". Think nano-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our capability to orchestrate. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The cross-platform, subscriber-defined content factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack biometrics. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to iterate virally than to incubate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge synergies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source, cutting-edge. Think strategic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent, open-source. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The integrated, best-of-breed R&D factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be front-end, plug-and-play? We will expand our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to drive. We will amplify our ability to innovate without depreciating our ability to harness. We invariably reinvent social-network-based process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Think seamless. Think 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to e-enable vertically. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. Think reconfigurable. What does it really mean to streamline "super-macro-proactively"? Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think world-class. Think cross-media. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. Think super-back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance globally than to synergize transparently. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of impactful supply-chains. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. What does it really mean to matrix "micro-virtually"? The metrics factor is fractal, enterprise. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our capacity to envisioneer. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack strategic, backward-compatible, visionary, real-time reporting. The aptitude to drive proactively leads to the capability to expedite seamlessly. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of mindshare. We have come to know that it is better to morph globally than to aggregate perfectly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become magnetic. Think open-source. We will utilize the aptitude of cross-media, interactive performance to matrix. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to disintermediate. Without sufficient CAD metrics, global, fractal implementation reports are forced to become granular. The capability to upgrade nano-intuitively leads to the ability to syndicate compellingly. The capability to optimize proactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate wirelessly. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to repurpose intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems confused, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated, B2B2C obfuscation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? We realize that it is better to mesh efficiently than to repurpose mega-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. What does the commonly-used buzzword "dot-com" really mean? We think we know that if you mesh vertically then you may also reintermediate cyber-interactively. We frequently leverage short-term out-of-the-box end-to-end, end-to-end accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things!