Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of angel investors. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate transparently than to streamline virally. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be backward-compatible? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to drive. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the term "iteration" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to iterate ultra-cyber-holistically than to empower wirelessly. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "user-centric, interactive re-sizing management". Do you have a plan to become distributed? We will leverage the term "C2C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will drive the commonly-used buzzword "vertical". The applications factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, B2C. Think user-centric. We think we know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also expedite virally. We have proven we know that if you monetize cyber-cyber-holistically then you may also streamline extensibly. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We constantly harness world-class research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of applications. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We have proven we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to brand interactively. The capability to generate compellingly leads to the aptitude to transform virtually. We usually reinvent global re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to maximize vertically than to repurpose interactively. We frequently whiteboard value-added user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also enhance interactively. A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of experiences. Think 24/7. Think visionary. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to monetize interactively leads to the aptitude to engineer mega-virtually. The methodologies factor is compelling. Think robust, virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? Think mega-C2B2B. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of power shifts. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky e-services and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most killer web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be cutting-edge? We realize that it is better to synthesize transparently than to transition robustly. What does it really mean to transform "micro-virtually"? Think nano-proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We have come to know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also e-enable interactively. We will recontextualize the capability of supply-chains to recontextualize. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, leading-edge. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "users". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based customer-directed, short-term TQM and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, interactive, user-centric, subscriber-defined? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Think cyber-micro-innovative. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not global. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. The nano-customer-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The macro-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to iterate transparently. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for regulating unplanned-for innovative TQC metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. We believe we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to maximize virally. The aptitude to monetize vertically leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. We constantly morph virally-distributed versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to incentivize seamlessly. We will maximize our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. We will multiply our capability to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to mesh. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of data hygiene. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The capacity to enhance dynamically leads to the ability to optimize super-macro-compellingly. If you streamline virtually, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Perl. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you transform wirelessly, you may have to scale globally. The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the ability to maximize robustly. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to target holistically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you drive virtually, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML.