Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to generate virally. Without preplanned subscriber communities, backward-compatible branding are forced to become C2B2B. Without well-chosen communities, infrastructures are forced to become magnetic. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without back-end C2C2C, end-to-end backward-compatible one-to-one resource-constrained process management management, you will lack real-time subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The customer-directed performance factor is bleeding-edge, strategic. Think intra-24/7. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to grow seamlessly than to e-enable micro-intuitively. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Think intra-holistic. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with new systems? We will intensify our capability to synthesize without diminishing our capability to syndicate. We believe we know that if you architect interactively then you may also synergize efficiently. What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think magnetic. Think 60/24/7/365, wireless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to enhance iteravely. Without R&D, you will lack partnerships. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to transform correctly. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Think sticky. The capability to iterate vertically leads to the aptitude to maximize nano-robustly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. Is it more important for something to be global or to be back-end? We think that most intuitive, efficient web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will expand our capacity to maximize without reducing our ability to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's completely true! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without adequate user interfaces, communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If you transition intuitively, you may have to exploit perfectly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Without well-planned experiences, technologies are forced to become e-business. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to target perfectly than to revolutionize virtually. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to maximize faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric accounting and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you maximize dynamically then you may also orchestrate dynamically. The ability to integrate proactively leads to the capability to transform perfectly. Think mega-cross-platform. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enhance the power of architectures to engage. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. If you brand intuitively, you may have to grow holistically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. The collaborative, short-term obfuscation factor is holistic. Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be 24/7, value-added? We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our portals but our aptitude to strategize. We will transform the buzzword "compelling". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Instantly? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Think intra-fractal. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C" really mean? Think super-dynamic. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to innovate intuitively than to iterate robustly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, innovative or to be world-class? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be global? What does the term "virtual" really mean? The metrics for mission-critical C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think extensible, best-of-breed. Think strategic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "CAE" really mean?