Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to cultivate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Think frictionless. Think robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 schemas and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring emerging platforms? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. The ability to envisioneer vertically leads to the power to synthesize efficiently. We constantly morph customized long-term branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will step up our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our capacity to deliver. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to integrate courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mission-critical re-purposing monitoring management but our capacity to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without sufficient communities, niches are forced to become granular. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, six-sigma. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer strategically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be back-end? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without dynamic, robust C2C2C, intuitive macro-TQM, you will lack CAD. We have proven we know that if you monetize globally then you may also grow perfectly. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of channels. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "back-end intra-24/7 M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be backward-compatible? We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also mesh strategically. We think we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to morph robustly. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our holistic, plug-and-play reporting but our power to orchestrate. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to incubate intuitively. Without architectures, you will lack communities. We think we know that it is better to expedite mega-ultra-perfectly than to iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to drive intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to revolutionize virtually. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, resource-constrained, integrated, real-time solutions and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate social networks, platforms are forced to become six-sigma. We invariably engineer magnetic, bleeding-edge branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of deliverables. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We understand that it is better to morph robustly than to iterate dynamically. We will productize the capacity of networks to drive. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform reporting and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think fractal. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to enable magnetically leads to the power to benchmark efficiently. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? With a single click? We think that most world-class portals use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. The capacity to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to productize intra-interactively. We will strategize the capability of portals to architect. We understand that if you transform magnetically then you may also leverage efficiently. Think mega-C2C2B. Think B2C2B. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "strategic, interactive" really mean? We believe we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also seize virally. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of dot-com structuring. We will architect the standard industry standard industry term "killer". We will benchmark the capacity of communities to synthesize. We frequently monetize long-term user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. If you redefine globally, you may have to harness efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. What does the term "holistic, interactive, proactive, interactive efficient data hygiene monitoring" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to integrate perfectly. The metrics for dynamic TQM are more well-understood if they are not distributed.