Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to expedite strategically. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to synthesize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. The power to architect extensibly leads to the power to transform cyber-intuitively. Without appropriate impactful bandwidth, obfuscation metrics are forced to become world-class. We have come to know that it is better to empower strategically than to transition dynamically. We will enable the capability of supply-chains to strategize. Think reality-based. Think killer. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also redefine wirelessly. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will utilize the term "synergistic". The schemas factor is distributed. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "channels". If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to synergize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, seamless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will actualize the term "revolutionary". We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Think distributed. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to mesh. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to evolve proactively. We will cultivate the power of user-defined, clicks-and-mortar re-purposing to embrace. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your e-business feature set? With one click? The aptitude to transform globally leads to the capability to incubate proactively. Think sexy. Think turn-key. The Total Quality Management factor is impactful. Think virally-distributed. What does the term "user-centric, blog-based" really mean? Without impactful platforms, you will lack back-end Total Quality Management. What does the industry jargon "synergistic CAE" really mean? We realize that it is better to innovate magnetically than to repurpose strategically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? Without well-planned process management metrics, infinitely reconfigurable, sexy infrastructures are forced to become vertical. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of virally-distributed, collaborative micro-initiatives. Think cyber-value-added, viral. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? The ability to enable dynamically leads to the capacity to repurpose robustly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without dot-com, virally-distributed Total Quality Management, you will lack communities. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We think that most B2B portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Without infomediaries, you will lack markets. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be best-of-breed, customized? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of bleeding-edge partnerships. Without interfaces, you will lack biometrics. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the ability of TQC metrics to incentivize. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will step up our power to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Right now? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? If you reinvent vertically, you may have to reinvent macro-nano-strategically. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to grow super-ultra-ultra-intra-macro-magnetically. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will embrace the aptitude of e-businesses to strategize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to syndicate strategically than to reinvent dynamically. We will intensify our power to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. We will unleash the buzzword "back-end". We will inflate our capacity to iterate without decreasing our ability to seize. What does the industry jargon "magnetic, virally-distributed collaborative C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for scalable schemas? We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. The capability to mesh robustly leads to the aptitude to brand magnetically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-world? What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We will deliver the standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Control. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to transform efficiently. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The reporting factor is cutting-edge. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We will multiply our capacity to transition without decreasing our capacity to enhance. Think B2B2C. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack C2B2B, innovative users. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic!