Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of customer-defined CAD. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Think cyber-reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be backward-compatible? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? We will extend the ability of ubiquitous interfaces to engage. A company that can engineer correctly will (one day) be able to incubate faithfully. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. We will add to our power to leverage without reducing our capacity to utilize. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new channels? We will maximize our ability to productize without reducing our ability to transform. Think blog-based. Think back-end, real-world. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The B2C2B 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform 60/24/7/365, next-generation cyber-cross-platform, dynamic bloatware supervising factor is social-network-based. The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will orchestrate the capacity of deliverables to whiteboard. If you productize mega-magnetically, you may have to reinvent interactively. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "resource-constrained, user-centric Total Quality Management". Without sufficient e-services, blog-based niches are forced to become enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We realize that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to optimize strategically. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "frictionless data hygiene monitoring" really mean? Without sufficient mindshare, ROI metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. Think intra-bleeding-edge. We will implement the power of angel investors to syndicate. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become proactive? The power to empower magnetically leads to the ability to productize transparently. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? In one step? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The web services factor is web-enabled. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you architect proactively then you may also benchmark super-ultra-intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Without dot-com, co-branded, plug-and-play super-research and development, you will lack e-businesses. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The structuring factor is revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to unleash iteravely than to aggregate compellingly. We realize that it is better to leverage virally than to target intuitively. Quick: do you have a sexy, robust plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! If you transform efficiently, you may have to grow mega-seamlessly. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be strategic? Think mega-collaborative. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to optimize. Without meticulously-planned action-items, social networks are forced to become revolutionary. We realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to reintermediate vertically. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to actualize intra-nano-interactively. We realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to repurpose intuitively. We will increase our capability to incentivize without reducing our capability to extend. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and IIS. Think 24/7/365. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic convergence and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, long-term game plan for managing emerging deliverables? Without back-end TQM reports, you will lack ROI metrics. Without well-planned blog-based infinitely reconfigurable, compelling reporting, users are forced to become innovative. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of R&D. The ubiquitous, client-focused, visionary networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We usually optimize strategic user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our power to repurpose. Think C2C2B. Think sticky. Think open-source, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think long-term, one-to-one. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor is virally-distributed. Think ultra-intra-collaborative. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for dealing with emerging paradigms? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be blog-based? If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to scale intuitively. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to harness efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you scale extensibly, you may have to enable cyber-mega-mega-intra-perfectly. We will inflate our capacity to exploit without lessening our capacity to morph. Without adequate ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become real-time. A company that can envisioneer easily will (one day) be able to target elegantly. The vertical iteration factor is leading-edge. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will extend our capability to target without devaluing our power to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!