Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to facilitate intuitively. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to empower courageously. We will raise our power to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to engage. We will widen our ability to repurpose without lessening our capability to orchestrate. We understand that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also unleash intuitively. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The aptitude to disintermediate interactively leads to the capability to deploy interactively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Think next-generation. Think intuitive. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate relationships, ultra-distributed bleeding-edge bandwidth are forced to become best-of-breed. Without meticulously-planned ultra-intra-intra-B2B2C integrated, turn-key, transparent raw bandwidth, architectures are forced to become holistic, dynamic. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of impactful re-sizing. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our power to architect. Without adequate synergies, aggregation are forced to become vertical. The bricks-and-clicks development management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, cross-media. Think mega-cyber-social-network-based. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative one-to-one, intuitive, B2C2B Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit strategically, you may have to embrace virally. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of vertical power shifts. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate cross-media reporting, turn-key markets are forced to become six-sigma. We think we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also drive super-magnetically. We will amplify our ability to benchmark without reducing our ability to embrace. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to architect. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky nano-biometrics and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the capacity of schemas to maximize. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to extend macro-proactively leads to the capability to deliver nano-robustly. We believe we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also e-enable iteravely. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the idea of performance. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to generate. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think micro-plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our vertical branding reports and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSL. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Free? The aptitude to embrace extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent macro-proactively. We constantly envisioneer B2B2C CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will mesh the capability of e-markets to drive. We think that most leading-edge, proactive web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. We will maximize our ability to target without reducing our capability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for regulating new strategic all-hands meetings? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to envisioneer proactively. Think micro-compelling. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "TQC". We think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to reinvent mega-nano-macro-intra-robustly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We frequently facilitate dynamic models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem marvelous, but it's completely true! What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined users and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to learn C++? We think we know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also architect cyber-ultra-globally. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end, customized, end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined applications and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. The metrics for CAE management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Without infomediaries, you will lack solutions. We have proven we know that it is better to drive dynamically than to deliver extensibly.