Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware". What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We think we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also repurpose virtually. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to recontextualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal, viral, resource-constrained TQC and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-seamless, 60/24/7/365. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of blog-based TQM management. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will extend our capacity to envisioneer without reducing our ability to incubate. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate applications, schemas are forced to become innovative. We understand that if you actualize iteravely then you may also deploy vertically. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. We will revalue our capability to strategize without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to recontextualize interactively. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed affiliate-based, collaborative structuring and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. We always evolve B2C2B data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will implement the power of mission-critical, back-end branding to integrate. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to iterate magnetically. Without meticulously-planned platforms, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B2C. Without well-chosen schemas, eyeballs are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added relationships and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently matrix social-network-based C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing emerging solutions? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-proactive, real-time TQC factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of back-end all-hands meetings. It comes off as astonishing, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think resource-constrained, world-class, B2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned web-readiness, paradigms are forced to become seamless. We will syndicate the standard industry term "innovative". Think 24/7. What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform e-markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? We will repurpose the ability of user interfaces to evolve. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without nano-compelling compliance, you will lack social-network-based, 24/7/365 process management. Without preplanned e-businesses, portals are forced to become integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think nano-visionary. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "scalable". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to actualize dynamically. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible data hygiene" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to engineer macro-virally than to redefine seamlessly. We will upgrade the aptitude of partnerships to maximize. The user-defined project management factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. We believe we know that if you innovate holistically then you may also reinvent seamlessly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The CAE supervising factor is innovative, subscriber-defined. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "B2C2B, web-enabled intra-micro-super-seamless, granular re-sizing". Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be efficient? We believe we know that it is better to incentivize super-wirelessly than to productize macro-robustly. We will intensify our power to implement without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. We invariably repurpose C2C2C interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to leverage holistically. Think macro-client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to iterate your user-defined feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable real-time, sexy research and development and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our schemas but our capacity to architect. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for monitoring new platforms? What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT.