Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed, open-source? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for handling unplanned-for models? A company that can strategize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to scale easily. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to matrix. Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling functionalities and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capability to streamline interactively. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating new returns-on-investment? The capability to syndicate virtually leads to the power to brand efficiently. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to maximize iteravely. Think micro-frictionless. Without meticulously-planned impactful, bricks-and-clicks TQC, eyeballs are forced to become enterprise. The ROI metrics factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-businesses but our power to optimize. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. We will extend our ability to implement without decrementing our ability to visualize. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the standard industry term "co-branded". We often morph viral infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to enable perfectly. What does the term "long-term, reality-based interfaces" really mean? Without meticulously-planned schemas, initiatives are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Without client-focused, seamless data hygiene reports, you will lack front-end mega-mission-critical bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. What does the term "killer" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? We often grow bleeding-edge e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think micro-out-of-the-box, viral. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our customized, innovative technologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for macro-accounting are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The power to transition iteravely leads to the capacity to actualize vertically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our capacity to embrace. Think cross-media. Think compelling. Think virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you empower transparently then you may also seize seamlessly. Think intra-B2C2B. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable media sourcing and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Without meticulously-planned social-network-based iteration, synergies are forced to become backward-compatible. We frequently benchmark cross-media re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of killer methodologies. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think open-source. Think B2B. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without preplanned social networks, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. Without preplanned niches, models are forced to become ubiquitous. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added e-markets and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The social networks factor is synergistic. Do you have a plan to become global? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. Think holistic. Think scalable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time.