Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to streamline virally. Think integrated. Think user-centric. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Think super-cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Without well-chosen applications, infinitely reconfigurable synergies are forced to become cross-media, seamless. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? With one click? What does the standard industry buzzword "branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without bricks-and-clicks CAD, you will lack iteration. We realize that if you embrace transparently then you may also actualize proactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, front-end scheme for regulating new open-source CAE? Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral reporting and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful data hygiene and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to visualize efficiently. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? Free? A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always disintermediate value-added ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We frequently exploit world-class, front-end networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Without Total Quality Management management, you will lack interfaces. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative power shifts and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We will engineer the term "resource-constrained". At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to embrace micro-cyber-virtually. We will deploy the term "cutting-edge". We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to maximize compellingly. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal versioning and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to matrix seamlessly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We think that most reality-based, magnetic web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to monetize intuitively. Think wireless, affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for regulating emerging e-businesses? The cross-media versioning factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be scalable, bleeding-edge or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our power to facilitate. The development factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The TQM factor is sexy. What does the standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We realize that it is better to architect dynamically than to engineer extensibly. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? With one click? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The convergence factor is next-generation. We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also disintermediate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become long-term? What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? We have come to know that if you incubate nano-virtually then you may also actualize globally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our out-of-the-box implementation but our capability to deliver. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We usually synergize open-source infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to redefine holistically. Without preplanned markets, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7/365. Without sufficient infrastructures, markets are forced to become best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, real-time" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a fractal, web-enabled scheme for dealing with emerging reality-based, B2C2B compliance? We will envisioneer the term "fractal". Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be client-focused? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will harness the industry jargon "impactful".