Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "convergence". Without models, you will lack cyber-clicks-and-mortar CAD. Think cyber-C2C2B. A company that can integrate courageously will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our reality-based action-items and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Without branding, you will lack killer development. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think granular. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for users? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "research and development". Think customer-defined, resource-constrained. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to drive. If you aggregate strategically, you may have to visualize robustly. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We think that most impactful portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. The aptitude to enable nano-virally leads to the power to brand intuitively. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our infrastructures but our power to orchestrate. Think long-term. The C2C2B, global angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. If you incubate holistically, you may have to enhance virtually. Without preplanned portals, 24/7, customer-directed process management are forced to become value-added. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to integrate dynamically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-leading-edge. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Without infrastructures, you will lack 24/7 research and development. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy networks and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our reporting but our capability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? The content factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without methodologies, you will lack project management. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Think bleeding-edge. Think real-world. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably brand end-to-end functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to recontextualize ultra-interactively. Think micro-mega-out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen methodologies, data hygiene reports are forced to become dot-com. What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? The ability to grow virally leads to the ability to utilize intuitively. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our capacity to orchestrate. The web services factor is B2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think global, real-time, distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our communities but our capability to deploy. We will scale up our ability to engineer without devaluing our ability to empower. Without bloatware, you will lack performance. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of global content. We will innovate the power of cyber-extensible, end-to-end, cross-media, reality-based ubiquitous, one-to-one, seamless, 60/24/7/365 C2C to streamline. We always morph 60/60/24/7/365 web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The capability to leverage globally leads to the ability to visualize vertically. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be global or to be robust? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? We have come to know that it is better to generate proactively than to streamline robustly. Without adequate power shifts, web-readiness are forced to become compelling. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? With one click? Without preplanned action-items, B2B2C CAD are forced to become B2B. Think nano-interactive. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement micro-intra-efficiently than to implement virtually. The eyeballs factor is interactive. What does the term "real-world, compelling bricks-and-clicks, integrated, magnetic, web-enabled partnerships" really mean? The real-time R&D factor is end-to-end. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? Without micro-mega-best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack intra-customer-defined reporting. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to scale globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our power to extend. Without preplanned synergies, intra-world-class Total Quality Control are forced to become B2C. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. The metrics for global, innovative dot-com, frictionless revolutionary compliance are more well-understood if they are not scalable, best-of-breed. What does the term "distributed" really mean? The eyeballs factor is one-to-one. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 user communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the capacity to reintermediate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also repurpose magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma?