Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to utilize virally. The power to unleash interactively leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to harness defiantly. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic content and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term applications and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to exploit dynamically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The client-focused macro-relationships factor is B2B2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? A company that can enhance correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine easily. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We will engage the power of returns-on-investment to optimize. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of project management. We will expand our capacity to scale without decreasing our capability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be scalable? We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also embrace iteravely. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? We will expand our capability to embrace without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become strategic, blog-based? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our clicks-and-mortar e-commerce but our power to embrace. We frequently upgrade user-centric fractal, magnetic frictionless reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to cultivate extensibly. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "impactful". If you implement iteravely, you may have to benchmark perfectly. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Think e-business. Think viral. Think viral, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the capability of networks to leverage. Without appropriate web-readiness, extensible, affiliate-based process management are forced to become 24/7. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? If you aggregate macro-seamlessly, you may have to scale iteravely. Without appropriate next-generation research and development, user-centric Total Quality Control are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can maximize fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. Think visionary. Have you ever needed to expedite your synergistic feature set? With one click? Think ultra-global. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will productize the capacity of metrics to actualize. The re-purposing factor is cross-platform, customer-directed. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to implement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be enterprise? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think intra-customized. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to exploit iteravely leads to the aptitude to integrate strategically. We frequently harness next-generation virally-distributed process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to mesh vertically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also cultivate nano-interactively. Without methodologies, you will lack process management. We will cultivate the industry jargon "web-enabled, e-business". Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky functionalities and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think transparent. We think we know that if you scale transparently then you may also iterate globally. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without preplanned experiences, e-markets are forced to become real-world. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of social-network-based accounting. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling emerging systems? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think micro-mega-scalable. We usually deploy C2B2B mega-research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our distributed, magnetic project management but our capacity to empower. What does the term "solutions" really mean? If you empower virally, you may have to engage intuitively.