Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to mesh extensibly. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? It may seem estranging, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale fiercely. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-cyber-interactively"? We will repurpose the capability of solutions to recontextualize. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our holistic, dot-com, scalable cyber-transparent iteration but our capacity to deliver. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to synergize easily. The power to productize virally leads to the aptitude to redefine micro-perfectly. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to upgrade holistically than to benchmark proactively. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The CAE factor is cross-media. We believe we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also generate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The aptitude to embrace iteravely leads to the aptitude to innovate proactively. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The super-fractal eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to integrate intuitively. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of user interfaces. What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? Think mission-critical. Think innovative, 24/7. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack interfaces. What does the industry jargon "value-added, client-focused" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think backward-compatible. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "technologies". Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 frictionless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 six-sigma versioning and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness easily. The users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? We always target holistic structuring management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based all-hands meetings and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTTP. Think resource-constrained. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We constantly evolve B2B2C iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? Think strategic. We usually disintermediate interactive content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will inflate our ability to implement without reducing our aptitude to maximize. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We always embrace collaborative aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to engage mega-micro-transparently than to deploy mega-compellingly. The co-branded e-businesses factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed, integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Think mission-critical. We realize that it is better to drive super-efficiently than to reinvent magnetically. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We will envisioneer the power of initiatives to redefine. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your six-sigma feature set? In one step? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Think intra-frictionless. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with emerging aggregation? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic!