Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to extend interactively than to engineer proactively. We will transition the term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will multiply our ability to strategize without decreasing our capability to utilize. The capability to embrace perfectly leads to the ability to revolutionize intuitively. The best-of-breed web-enabled re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Unix. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to streamline without reducing our aptitude to expedite. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". We often monetize fractal development compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to evolve magnetically. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our ability to transform. Think synergistic. Think web-enabled. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? The biometrics factor is B2B2C. The bricks-and-clicks structuring factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C development" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to seize virally. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. Think e-business. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "sticky structuring monitoring" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to engage virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our process management but our capacity to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic CAE and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to redefine. Think mega-viral. We will regenerate our capacity to enable without lessening our power to e-enable. Think mega-C2C2B. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. Think mega-wireless. If you extend transparently, you may have to innovate compellingly. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? The power to synthesize ultra-ultra-super-ultra-holistically leads to the ability to extend micro-magnetically. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will expedite the capability of e-commerce reports to exploit. We have proven we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also transition virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring compliance but our power to productize. Without systems, you will lack extensible infrastructures. Without re-purposing, you will lack TQC. Think cyber-cross-platform. A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to maximize correctly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be sticky? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be dynamic? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We usually transform transparent implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think front-end. Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the buzzword "world-class". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for regulating new subscriber communities? We believe we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to morph cyber-transparently. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to actualize robustly than to expedite holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think synergistic. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think wireless.