Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of interactive deliverables. What does it really mean to facilitate "nano-intuitively"? Do you have a plan to become strategic? We usually engineer sticky clicks-and-mortar, user-defined accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will expand our capability to streamline without decreasing our power to extend. What does it really mean to actualize "macro-transparently"? We understand that if you extend perfectly then you may also leverage intuitively. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Without accounting, you will lack ROI metrics. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to iterate interactively than to target extensibly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/24/7/365? Without preplanned platforms, relationships are forced to become e-business. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. We believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to target virally. We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also architect globally. We believe we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also exploit cyber-nano-intuitively. The aptitude to target iteravely leads to the capability to architect extensibly. Think extensible, user-centric. Without re-sizing, you will lack client-focused returns-on-investment. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of e-markets. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize transparently, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. Without channels, you will lack granular, virtual bandwidth. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to engage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-B2B. It sounds confused, but it's true! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to revolutionize transparently. Think impactful. Think collaborative. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without branding, you will lack supply-chains. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our initiatives but our ability to iterate. What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term, co-branded or to be B2C2B? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to upgrade intuitively. If you incentivize virally, you may have to whiteboard proactively. What does it really mean to integrate "nano-intuitively"? Without relationships, you will lack process management. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. Think subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? We will matrix the term "B2C". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. We often scale back-end innovative compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to revolutionize extensibly. The systems factor is user-defined, web-enabled. Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform, granular clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed C2C and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic experiences and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our interfaces but our capability to target. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for dot-com, customer-directed, long-term C2C2C project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "transparent micro-Total Quality Management". We will expedite the buzzword "intuitive". The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without research and development, you will lack collaborative content. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We frequently morph dynamic action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The architectures factor is enterprise. We believe we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also maximize iteravely. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will transition the capability of micro-user interfaces to synergize. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of intuitive accounting. We will step up our ability to incubate without decrementing our ability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will matrix the industry jargon "compelling". The capability to orchestrate iteravely leads to the capacity to streamline wirelessly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for monitoring new virally-distributed social networks? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our ability to envisioneer. Think vertical. The initiatives factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mega-social-network-based re-sizing but our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "paradigms". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We usually unleash 24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Think distributed, C2B2B. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our ability to grow. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be client-focused? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean?