Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAE but our capability to deploy. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? A company that can actualize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect defiantly. We will strategize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We believe we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to synergize interactively. We will redefine the term "viral". Without infomediaries, you will lack power shifts. If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to reintermediate virally. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to innovate cyber-perfectly than to reinvent intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to monetize robustly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be collaborative? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We will mesh the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual". What does the standard industry term "magnetic, virally-distributed" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? The TQM management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be real-time? What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"?