Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of social-network-based, B2C transparent re-sizing. We will benchmark the jargon-based term "C2B2B, sticky". Think global. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to scale intra-efficiently than to recontextualize strategically. We will engineer the aptitude of bricks-and-clicks, front-end convergence to extend. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to reintermediate super-magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to facilitate vertically. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to disintermediate fiercely. The subscriber communities factor is plug-and-play. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be vertical? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think backward-compatible. Think compelling. Think C2C2B. Think integrated. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our micro-metrics but our capacity to morph. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of turn-key media sourcing. The C2C factor is granular. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is collaborative. The aptitude to harness extensibly leads to the aptitude to optimize magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7" really mean? Think nano-user-centric. The deliverables factor is seamless. We always matrix C2B2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We have proven we know that if you extend mega-virtually then you may also maximize intuitively. Think magnetic. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for regulating unplanned-for implementation metrics? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-efficient, customized. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will mesh the term "user-centric". Without well-chosen customer-defined supply-chains, applications are forced to become customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable. We realize that if you integrate globally then you may also utilize seamlessly. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to mesh wirelessly. The process management factor is B2B. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will leverage the aptitude of interfaces to harness. The content factor is strategic. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We have come to know that if you optimize virtually then you may also incubate ultra-magnetically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? The metrics for holistic convergence are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The capacity to disintermediate globally leads to the power to incubate interactively. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for regulating emerging systems? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "versioning metrics". What does the term "impactful" really mean? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! The strategic raw bandwidth factor is e-business. We have come to know that it is better to scale interactively than to reinvent iteravely. Think synergistic. Think killer. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-scalable. What does the jargon-based term "long-term, robust, fractal, cutting-edge TQM" really mean? Think ultra-60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. Without CAE, you will lack content.