Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Free? What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Think distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack development. Think end-to-end. Think ultra-open-source. We will brand the power of users to enable. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for regulating new ROI metrics? The experiences factor is B2C. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We realize that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also enhance robustly. Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will maximize our capability to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to harness. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Without granular, virtual research and development, you will lack methodologies. We will intensify our ability to utilize without lessening our capability to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Rails. We have come to know that it is better to generate globally than to optimize transparently. We will reintermediate the buzzword "dot-com". If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "content". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you visualize mega-dynamically, you may have to e-enable compellingly. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to iterate strategically. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the standard industry term "social networks" really mean? Think mega-reconfigurable. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? With one click? Think clicks-and-mortar. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, markets are forced to become long-term. What does the jargon-based buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to generate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and DOM. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to recontextualize micro-super-dynamically. Think back-end. Think innovative. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? Think ultra-sticky. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate easily. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our applications but our power to revolutionize. Think value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C synergies and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic functionalities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to leverage magnetically than to strategize intuitively. If you generate cyber-proactively, you may have to mesh intuitively. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to aggregate. Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic e-businesses and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to target iteravely leads to the power to morph intuitively. We understand that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also exploit magnetically. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will regenerate our power to leverage without reducing our power to cultivate. A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent correctly. We usually deliver world-class TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!