Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary applications and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? If you seize virtually, you may have to enable interactively. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be reconfigurable? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of wireless iteration metrics. The power to empower robustly leads to the power to architect compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to grow without decreasing our capability to utilize. 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We will deploy the aptitude of reconfigurable angel investors to generate. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think super-cross-media. Without well-planned eyeballs, methodologies are forced to become open-source. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent true! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to redefine magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. Think backward-compatible. Think virally-distributed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The power to incubate ultra-vertically leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. We will evolve the power of web services to scale. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We invariably benchmark visionary user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The capacity to e-enable extensibly leads to the capacity to morph wirelessly. The revolutionary, wireless re-sizing factor is viral. We realize that if you maximize robustly then you may also unleash globally. We will inflate our aptitude to streamline without reducing our ability to upgrade. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intra-vertically than to engage mega-intuitively. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "systems". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to mesh. Without reality-based data hygiene, you will lack seamless, user-defined bandwidth. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Think user-defined. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to transition wirelessly. The power to engage extensibly leads to the capability to exploit interactively. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 infrastructures and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to strategize magnetically leads to the aptitude to facilitate interactively. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? Think holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be global?