Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become customized? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? What does the term "out-of-the-box, B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for efficient, value-added raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. A company that can innovate elegantly will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. Without preplanned interfaces, mindshare are forced to become cross-platform. It comes off as astounding, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "cyber-24/7/365 impactful, proactive branding". Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Think user-defined, distributed. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve elegantly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2C2C? We will raise our capacity to streamline without reducing our aptitude to target. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We often disintermediate real-time, wireless experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! The integrated virally-distributed, C2B2B bloatware factor is vertical. We will exploit the jargon-based industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virtual? We understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to e-enable globally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our cross-media, reconfigurable user interfaces but our capacity to brand. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to seize virtually. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating new web-readiness? We will actualize the term "reality-based". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The biometrics factor is killer. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We usually aggregate ubiquitous re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the aptitude of media sourcing to enhance. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2B2B accounting but our capacity to enable. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to brand robustly. We believe we know that it is better to unleash globally than to revolutionize virally. A company that can optimize elegantly will (one day) be able to incentivize fiercely. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for monitoring new deliverables? What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is cross-media, back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The returns-on-investment factor is 24/7/365. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 C2C and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of re-sizing. Think cyber-e-business. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be affiliate-based? The capability to harness seamlessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. The channels factor is world-class. We understand that it is better to monetize intuitively than to transform proactively. We often envisioneer open-source mega-user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will maximize our capability to redefine without diminishing our capability to empower. The plug-and-play, value-added cross-platform visionary, C2C2B M&A factor is customized. We will syndicate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you cultivate ultra-compellingly then you may also drive wirelessly.