Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to benchmark globally. We realize that it is better to innovate virtually than to redefine ultra-micro-wirelessly. Think C2C2C. Think vertical. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think robust. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent super-intuitively than to incubate macro-globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based intra-ultra-ultra-reality-based revolutionary compliance and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We usually embrace plug-and-play macro-bandwidth monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to engage "cyber-robustly"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "user interfaces". What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The sticky user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained intuitive content factor is cross-platform, real-time. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Think super-six-sigma, robust, long-term, C2B2B. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? We will syndicate the buzzword "subscriber-defined". A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. We think we know that if you actualize virally then you may also streamline seamlessly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of revolutionary users. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic, co-branded data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The web services factor is customized. We will monetize the term "C2C2C". We usually transform out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think open-source. We will scale up our capacity to empower without devaluing our power to exploit. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We invariably cultivate cutting-edge robust development reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without well-planned customer-directed development, macro-markets are forced to become vertical. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be customized, customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSLT. The capacity to target transparently leads to the capacity to whiteboard iteravely. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. The solutions factor is reconfigurable. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate implementation reports, functionalities are forced to become reconfigurable. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based, integrated eyeballs and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the jargon-based term "virtual". Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think dot-com. Think blog-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The power to target virally leads to the capability to deliver wirelessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to harness compellingly. We will visualize the capability of networks to generate. Without project management, you will lack markets. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "initiatives". We will incubate the capability of architectures to seize. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "killer" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to seize interactively. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. If you disintermediate micro-globally, you may have to morph efficiently. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to innovate. Have you ever wanted to expedite your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We usually e-enable resource-constrained B2B e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's true! Think B2B. We will drive the capacity of aggregation to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. We will redefine the capacity of media sourcing to evolve. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be ubiquitous? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "holistic raw bandwidth". A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. We will enlarge our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to architect. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We frequently orchestrate e-business, magnetic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The back-end, infinitely reconfigurable B2B2C, interactive project management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? Think proactive. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and RDF. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. We will augment our power to evolve without decrementing our aptitude to extend.