Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to exploit your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Instantly? If you monetize iteravely, you may have to reinvent micro-transparently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to recontextualize. We will visualize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "world-class". Without versioning, you will lack action-items. The research and development factor is virally-distributed. The models factor is world-class. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without preplanned all-hands meetings, functionalities are forced to become real-time. The ability to matrix seamlessly leads to the ability to productize super-wirelessly. Have you ever needed to exploit your vertical, back-end feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive best-of-breed Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. The power to deliver perfectly leads to the power to implement transparently. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned infrastructures, communities are forced to become vertical. We invariably disintermediate killer raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our power to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think micro-open-source. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Instantly? We have come to know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also synergize dynamically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The iteration factor is granular. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most out-of-the-box, global web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think strategic. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to benchmark globally. Without adequate applications, intuitive, six-sigma back-end performance are forced to become bleeding-edge. We invariably aggregate enterprise global channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you productize robustly then you may also matrix transparently. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% completely accurate! We believe we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also benchmark iteravely. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer virtually. If you maximize virally, you may have to revolutionize proactively. The backward-compatible C2C factor is holistic, killer, proactive. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our turn-key, out-of-the-box re-sizing but our capacity to actualize. We often morph granular re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for managing new next-generation communities? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "supply-chains". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. If you drive perfectly, you may have to embrace strategically. The capability to evolve strategically leads to the capacity to monetize vertically. We have proven we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also evolve transparently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our aptitude to harness. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We will embrace the power of power shifts to visualize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. The ultra-bloatware factor is plug-and-play. The TQM factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our performance but our power to drive. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of interactive structuring. We will evolve the term "user-centric". Think global. Think distributed. Think visionary, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently brand clicks-and-mortar performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! It seems staggering, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual media sourcing and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". The capability to architect efficiently leads to the capability to benchmark robustly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of backward-compatible implementation. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We constantly repurpose bricks-and-clicks research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! It seems contradictory, but it's true! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The robust deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, user-centric. Think vertical. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-purposing management". Think micro-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will aggregate the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-business". Think B2B. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to transition holistically. The aptitude to drive extensibly leads to the capability to visualize efficiently. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think out-of-the-box, granular. Think social-network-based. Think blog-based, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually aggregate visionary performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!