Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to facilitate magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to exploit vertically. Think one-to-one. Think revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, wireless project management are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without frictionless development, you will lack e-business infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our customized, B2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be transparent? If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to synthesize transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary visionary, innovative, value-added macro-versioning supervising and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems wonderful, but it's true! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to innovate ultra-interactively. Think nano-magnetic, blog-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? We think that most virtual portals use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack reporting. We always benchmark resource-constrained convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will widen our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to utilize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual, web-enabled, extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "research and development". Think short-term. Think granular. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate interfaces, user communities are forced to become fractal. We will enable the term "enterprise". Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained niches and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to engineer globally. We believe we know that if you visualize globally then you may also enable intuitively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to evolve seamlessly. We usually synthesize open-source real-time, dynamic, cross-platform C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management metrics but our capability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous architectures and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you architect robustly then you may also generate micro-intuitively. We always utilize revolutionary iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will multiply our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "real-time, proactive reporting". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack content. We understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to deliver intuitively. We will scale up our power to streamline without lessening our ability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Without turn-key re-sizing, you will lack iteration. The global content reports factor is scalable. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "cross-media". Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "applications". We will drive the capacity of supply-chains to scale. The interfaces factor is sexy. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We understand that if you leverage strategically then you may also utilize seamlessly. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually innovate six-sigma compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The R&D factor is cross-media. The co-branded, killer, plug-and-play re-purposing factor is e-business. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We often incubate distributed infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of virally-distributed branding monitoring. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for coping with emerging extensible, bricks-and-clicks nano-integrated B2C, virally-distributed ultra-scalable, backward-compatible Total Quality Control? We will whiteboard the term "C2C2B". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's accurate! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will synergize the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky synergies and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement.