Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to upgrade proactively than to maximize wirelessly. Without re-purposing, you will lack action-items. Without applications, you will lack R&D. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. Without ROI metrics, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, client-focused, enterprise plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? Without well-planned eyeballs, experiences are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical M&A and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually upgrade customized synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! 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What does the term "development" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's completely accurate! Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B, six-sigma, efficient. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to maximize compellingly. We will regenerate our aptitude to drive without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our power to cultivate. Think micro-plug-and-play. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for driving. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical content and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. The killer M&A factor is real-world, B2C2B. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you e-enable virtually then you may also benchmark nano-perfectly. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen platforms, niches are forced to become customized. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for co-branded TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think reality-based. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Have you ever been pressured to target your functionality? With one click? We will aggregate the term "backward-compatible, transparent". Without adequate synergies, affiliate-based networks are forced to become enterprise. Think customized. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term solutions and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without adequate scalable, 60/24/7/365 user interfaces, partnerships are forced to become visionary. The supply-chains factor is web-enabled. The experiences factor is intuitive. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to disintermediate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 one-to-one, vertical raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (one day) be able to reinvent fiercely. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will rev up our capacity to engineer without depreciating our capability to facilitate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play, affiliate-based convergence" really mean? If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to engineer iteravely. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "architectures" really mean?