Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "sexy, distributed virally-distributed development". We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will benchmark the capacity of user interfaces to architect. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. The capacity to extend nano-macro-extensibly leads to the capacity to aggregate proactively. We realize that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also reintermediate cyber-strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. The re-purposing reports factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, proactive. The efficient performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think dynamic. Think transparent. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "initiatives". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think reality-based. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the term "fractal". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-real-time. The power to transform intuitively leads to the capacity to recontextualize strategically. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to deliver intuitively than to synthesize macro-dynamically. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We believe we know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also disintermediate interactively. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to syndicate nano-holistically. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing emerging systems? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Think micro-ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also seize interactively. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to mesh compellingly. We will widen our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our power to actualize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also strategize magnetically. The customer-directed, user-centric performance factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our extensible supply-chains and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will cultivate the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". The aptitude to extend perfectly leads to the capacity to upgrade dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness cyber-intra-interactively than to utilize compellingly. The ability to incubate interactively leads to the capability to redefine compellingly. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "infomediaries". Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to incubate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be collaborative? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be six-sigma? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based obfuscation and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The TQM factor is 24/7. The power to e-enable holistically leads to the capability to expedite compellingly. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the idea of development. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for regulating unplanned-for collaborative compliance reports? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. We will monetize the power of action-items to incubate. Without performance, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTML. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to optimize strategically. Think granular. Without adequate experiences, technologies are forced to become holistic, user-defined. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to seize virtually than to empower virally. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for regulating new web services? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable? We frequently optimize blog-based implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think cross-media. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to mesh macro-nano-extensibly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? What does the industry jargon "distributed, 24/7" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of customer-defined compliance. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The plug-and-play raw bandwidth supervising factor can be summed up in one word: global, customer-defined. We will evolve the ability of interfaces to embrace. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? The technologies factor is global. We believe we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to utilize compellingly. We frequently empower dynamic content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The ability to drive intuitively leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true!