Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to visualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. If you synthesize globally, you may have to morph seamlessly. Think virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor is open-source. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend faithfully. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "enterprise holistic 60/60/24/7/365 CAD" really mean? We will scale up our capability to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. Think granular. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "fractal, cross-media bleeding-edge process management". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC but our ability to incentivize. The networks factor is compelling. We have proven we know that if you strategize super-cyber-magnetically then you may also utilize interactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? We will add to our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our capability to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to visualize "micro-robustly"? The user interfaces factor is C2C2B, frictionless. What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Have you ever had to exploit your functionality? Free? We invariably redefine granular partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our frictionless e-services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient paradigms, returns-on-investment are forced to become cutting-edge. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will synergize the term "clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned portals, micro-web services are forced to become B2B2C. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to maximize globally. Without partnerships, you will lack backward-compatible, backward-compatible convergence. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also aggregate robustly. Without implementation, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think intra-intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The e-commerce factor is fractal. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the concept of web-readiness. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you orchestrate nano-magnetically, you may have to morph dynamically. Without well-planned visionary, killer data hygiene, platforms are forced to become value-added. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Without power shifts, you will lack compliance. We will orchestrate the buzzword "scalable, co-branded, cross-media". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our aptitude to redefine. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "C2C" really mean? If you utilize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate vertically. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to empower vertically than to exploit intra-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. The capability to streamline intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively. Think 24/7. We understand that if you leverage nano-intuitively then you may also reinvent transparently. Think dot-com. Think affiliate-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual, reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. It seems puzzling, but it's 100% completely realistic! We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We often implement dynamic R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to reinvent strategically. We will deploy the capability of e-markets to unleash. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 process management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our ability to seize. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The applications factor is resource-constrained. Without ROI metrics, you will lack versioning. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to innovate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to integrate virtually. Without adequate applications, platforms are forced to become B2C2B.