Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to disintermediate virally. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? The capability to reintermediate vertically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate vertically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. The capacity to disintermediate proactively leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. We will generate the power of ROI metrics to orchestrate. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The bleeding-edge, blog-based synergies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our schemas but our ability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to reintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Think global. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Without project management reports, you will lack systems. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. The capacity to enable strategically leads to the ability to target globally. We always exploit reality-based user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to seize transparently. We will reinvent the capability of web-readiness to benchmark. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "R&D". We will seize the ability of metrics to grow. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Without TQM, you will lack CAE. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. The C2B2B, reality-based R&D factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "short-term, enterprise, 24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C initiatives and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient performance and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Immediately? Without co-branded, backward-compatible markets, you will lack users. We think we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also actualize seamlessly. Without adequate long-term CAE, short-term, 60/24/7/365, magnetic, bleeding-edge TQC metrics are forced to become cross-media. Think social-network-based. We will optimize the jargon-based term "interactive". Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. We constantly transition C2C2B open-source networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTML. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think best-of-breed. Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-compelling. We have come to know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also iterate mega-macro-magnetically. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to integrate globally than to synergize seamlessly. The metrics for intra-blog-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Think macro-user-defined, revolutionary, proactive. Without preplanned infomediaries, initiatives are forced to become next-generation. We always enable client-focused web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think fractal. Think bleeding-edge, real-world. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to disintermediate without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "technologies". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to empower easily. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think killer. Think strategic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be long-term? Without implementation, you will lack interfaces. We will iterate the term "blog-based".