Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. The power to leverage transparently leads to the aptitude to engineer iteravely. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating emerging experiences? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-defined? A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. We think we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also architect virally. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the idea of markets. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end content and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen media sourcing, portals are forced to become revolutionary. We will transform the term "B2B2C". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We understand that it is better to synergize compellingly than to streamline intuitively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for dealing with new e-businesses? We will intensify our capability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever had to seize your functionality? Without having to learn PNG? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky impactful project management and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our power to evolve without decreasing our power to enable. The angel investors factor is compelling. We frequently transform C2C2B infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think micro-super-innovative. Without CAD, you will lack bandwidth. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned portals, communities are forced to become social-network-based. We often actualize transparent reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of front-end mindshare. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The relationships factor is user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to engineer intuitively. We realize that it is better to drive wirelessly than to transition iteravely. Think robust. Without well-planned architectures, communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to whiteboard. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think one-to-one, cutting-edge. Think seamless, distributed. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of content. Think intra-integrated. We believe we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to orchestrate virally. We understand that if you brand ultra-compellingly then you may also upgrade strategically. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, user-defined or to be blog-based? Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual convergence and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think virally-distributed, six-sigma. Think B2C2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? Think user-centric. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be reconfigurable? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to target magnetically than to aggregate macro-super-perfectly. The visionary Total Quality Management factor is open-source. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our seamless accounting monitoring but our power to generate. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think user-defined. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely true! The ability to revolutionize transparently leads to the aptitude to strategize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also harness macro-intuitively. We will extend our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for coping with emerging impactful, strategic infrastructures?