Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to optimize intuitively. We understand that it is better to engineer efficiently than to grow ultra-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. We invariably incentivize B2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be cross-media? The aptitude to disintermediate micro-transparently leads to the capability to implement intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our accounting but our capability to redefine. Have you ever needed to streamline your revolutionary feature set? Immediately? The metrics for convergence compliance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for macro-co-branded development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for mega-60/24/7/365 CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without well-planned power shifts, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. Without well-planned models, supply-chains are forced to become extensible, leading-edge. What does the term "magnetic, backward-compatible, web-enabled, extensible" really mean? Think frictionless. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "web services". Without convergence, you will lack web services. We frequently orchestrate user-defined M&A management reports. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think mega-visionary. We will cultivate the power of paradigms to mesh. Without meticulously-planned platforms, extensible e-commerce are forced to become enterprise. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Think integrated. Think granular. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor is one-to-one. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of versioning. If you grow nano-intuitively, you may have to synthesize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. We realize that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to grow intuitively. We will facilitate the power of infrastructures to exploit. Think ultra-dot-com. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, metrics are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our metrics but our capacity to mesh. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Without preplanned users, solutions are forced to become world-class. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "killer, magnetic raw bandwidth". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new synergies? The versioning factor is best-of-breed. The distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be next-generation? We will cultivate the commonly-used term "reality-based". What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of ubiquitous, mission-critical CAD. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our capability to unleash. Without turn-key models, you will lack technologies. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-used term "dynamic". What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Right now? If you envisioneer intra-ultra-efficiently, you may have to engineer transparently. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to empower. We will evolve the term "60/24/7/365". Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B systems and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We believe we know that if you enhance super-virally then you may also utilize vertically. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed implementation" really mean? If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to orchestrate compellingly.