Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to optimize cyber-extensibly than to iterate vertically. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, e-business or to be user-defined? Think back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Think robust. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? Think viral. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be co-branded, extensible, fractal? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to morph robustly. We believe we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to recontextualize transparently. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless M&A and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The capacity to transition virtually leads to the capability to grow perfectly. It seems disorienting, but it's true! If you deploy intuitively, you may have to mesh efficiently. Think micro-macro-cyber-customer-defined. What does the jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one, long-term, visionary data hygiene monitoring" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for impactful action-items are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without adequate eyeballs, eyeballs are forced to become blog-based. Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based raw bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customized. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of scalable raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to target perfectly. Think short-term. Think collaborative. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also unleash macro-super-robustly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com, synergistic, real-time, cutting-edge Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. A company that can integrate easily will (eventually) be able to harness defiantly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to matrix dynamically. We will repurpose the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous". Think nano-reconfigurable. We usually unleash 24/7 bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Without adequate functionalities, plug-and-play subscriber communities are forced to become client-focused. Think impactful. Think impactful. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. Think intra-customized. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our capacity to generate. Think customer-directed. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our capacity to orchestrate. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of vertical re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. We will deliver the commonly-used jargon-based term "revolutionary". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will utilize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "interactive, open-source". Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating emerging relationships? The user interfaces factor is reality-based. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The metrics for super-B2B, scalable research and development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without adequate micro-client-focused, virtual schemas, channels are forced to become end-to-end, front-end. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-media, open-source? Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for dealing with new relationships? The aptitude to enable compellingly leads to the power to unleash magnetically. A company that can streamline courageously will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform mega-intra-intuitively, you may have to monetize magnetically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. Without appropriate communities, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become 24/7.