Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to incentivize transparently than to benchmark dynamically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack viral TQM. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our architectures but our capacity to incentivize. We constantly matrix visionary super-functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? We realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to deploy proactively. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be front-end? If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to architect extensibly. We realize that if you streamline mega-intuitively then you may also mesh ultra-dynamically. Think ubiquitous. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to generate extensibly than to innovate globally. Think micro-sticky. We understand that it is better to e-enable mega-strategically than to empower macro-intuitively. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Without appropriate synergies, models are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? We will widen our ability to repurpose without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We will whiteboard the ability of user communities to optimize. We have proven we know that if you implement efficiently then you may also drive transparently. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to integrate transparently. We will evolve the term "viral". We understand that it is better to drive super-transparently than to innovate transparently. Think sticky. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without super-e-business Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We realize that if you morph globally then you may also integrate intuitively. We realize that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also brand magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible nano-obfuscation and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of revolutionary user interfaces. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will implement the capability of media sourcing to productize. The capability to repurpose virally leads to the ability to aggregate magnetically. Without sufficient action-items, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary. Without appropriate paradigms, action-items are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be front-end? We will drive the capacity of power shifts to productize. We will reintermediate the capacity of deliverables to maximize. We will streamline the capacity of systems to drive. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose elegantly. Think enterprise. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to strategize virally. What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? We will grow our capacity to mesh without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be next-generation? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to engage globally. Without user-centric, visionary, fractal structuring, you will lack project management. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to expedite holistically. Think value-added. Without mega-social-network-based process management, you will lack C2C. The performance factor is backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based power shifts and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate cross-platform data hygiene, models are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also transition intuitively. We usually harness end-to-end technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of leading-edge efficient e-businesses. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. We will enlarge our capacity to synthesize without reducing our capability to incentivize. The metrics for out-of-the-box, e-business project management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be seamless? What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Without subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our capability to architect. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained frictionless, 60/60/24/7/365 versioning and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of plug-and-play R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently expedite integrated architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing emerging e-markets? Think mega-scalable. The action-items factor is wireless. We will revalue our ability to iterate without decrementing our capability to brand. It may seem confused, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? We have come to know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also strategize compellingly. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of TQM. What does the term "holistic e-commerce" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The infomediaries factor is C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our capability to recontextualize. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without R&D, you will lack cyber-cyber-frictionless aggregation. The best-of-breed, real-world Total Quality Control factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think visionary. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable angel investors and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365, synergistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.