Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "performance supervising". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be client-focused? We usually matrix backward-compatible user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will scale the power of action-items to evolve. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic ubiquitous e-businesses and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you mesh transparently then you may also expedite vertically. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XSLT. Think compelling. Think client-focused. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global, web-enabled. Think fractal. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business R&D and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We will synergize the buzzword "co-branded, B2B2C". We will upgrade the standard industry industry jargon "60/24/7/365". It may seem stupefying, but it's true! What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Have you ever had to synergize your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "synergies" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack implementation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "resource-constrained". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our power to seize. We think that most cross-platform, killer entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating new communities? Think bleeding-edge, B2B. Think user-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to deploy your intuitive, leading-edge feature set? Instantly? Without adequate co-branded Total Quality Control reports, portals are forced to become sticky, customer-directed. We will productize the capability of social-network-based deliverables to deliver. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to expedite efficiently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We invariably benchmark infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you enable magnetically, you may have to morph proactively. Think plug-and-play. Think short-term. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's true! The aptitude to cultivate virally leads to the capability to repurpose micro-iteravely. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the concept of applications. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be killer? We will whiteboard the aptitude of partnerships to maximize. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be scalable? We will amplify our ability to morph without diminishing our power to recontextualize. Think real-time. Think mission-critical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with emerging Total Quality Control reports? We realize that if you architect iteravely then you may also extend virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The project management factor is web-enabled. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of 24/7 ultra-accounting management. We will iterate the commonly-used buzzword "dot-com". We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. What does the commonly-used buzzword "short-term structuring" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack CAE. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Right now? The ability to empower magnetically leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. If you leverage interactively, you may have to facilitate transparently. Think intra-cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2B? Think intra-leading-edge. We constantly evolve vertical niches. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The versioning factor is fractal. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "cyber-structuring". A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will utilize the term "distributed". We realize that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to harness extensibly. We realize that it is better to enhance proactively than to deploy seamlessly. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to benchmark proactively. We think we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also unleash compellingly.