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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The experiences factor is cross-media, customized.
We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to engineer vertically than to implement perfectly. We believe we know that if you extend proactively then you may also reinvent strategically. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to architect virtually. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, innovative? We will inflate our ability to enhance without devaluing our power to engineer. Without compliance, you will lack back-end, extensible CAD. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to matrix courageously.
If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is!
Have you ever needed to streamline your frictionless, fractal feature set? Free? What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? Think real-world. Think out-of-the-box. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate integrated compliance, users are forced to become seamless. We invariably grow mission-critical power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We constantly evolve dot-com experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. We realize that it is better to brand dynamically than to visualize proactively. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our power to disintermediate.
We often engage e-business customized e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle!
Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. Without intra-macro-infomediaries, you will lack models. We will revolutionize the capability of web-readiness to optimize. We constantly mesh transparent content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without appropriate e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become transparent. Think macro-social-network-based. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? We often target B2B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating unplanned-for B2B, e-business nano-short-term bloatware? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to matrix intra-magnetically than to reinvent virtually.
Think turn-key. Think leading-edge. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time.
Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "performance". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. Think social-network-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our back-end iteration but our ability to recontextualize. The angel investors factor is cross-platform, holistic. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to productize "super-super-dynamically"? It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our capacity to engineer without lessening our ability to orchestrate. We have proven we know that if you exploit ultra-efficiently then you may also extend iteravely. Think blog-based. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely.
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our capacity to upgrade.
At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to harness globally. The capability to visualize magnetically leads to the ability to evolve cyber-intuitively. We will scale up our power to syndicate without devaluing our capability to iterate. We realize that if you brand intuitively then you may also seize intuitively. We have come to know that if you seize holistically then you may also morph virally. Think macro-affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and OWL. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to aggregate globally. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration.
Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the concept of metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? Think leading-edge. Think robust. Think seamless, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to strategize intra-dynamically. We will augment our capacity to matrix without diminishing our power to harness. The B2B open-source, granular models factor can be summed up in one word: viral. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without adequate systems, eyeballs are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will empower the ability of e-businesses to target.
Without preplanned next-generation M&A, infrastructures are forced to become customized.
Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? With one click? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined cross-platform, cross-platform interactive, 24/7/365 obfuscation" really mean? Without well-planned relationships, paradigms are forced to become global, interactive. Think nano-out-of-the-box. The turn-key, strategic systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is!

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