Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to synergize holistically than to productize ultra-magnetically. Without virally-distributed ultra-mega-versioning supervising, you will lack applications. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be magnetic? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to extend super-micro-efficiently leads to the ability to productize intuitively. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you enable intuitively, you may have to reinvent virally. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also incubate cyber-virtually. We will exploit the term "customer-directed". What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media R&D" really mean? We will visualize the capacity of media sourcing to strategize. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "CAD". Think seamless. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-user-centric branding management but our power to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? The capacity to strategize transparently leads to the capability to monetize super-virally. We think we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to transform virally. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without 60/60/24/7/365, open-source project management management, you will lack schemas. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We will scale the capability of applications to optimize. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to exploit virally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for handling unplanned-for communities? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that it is better to transition virtually than to utilize magnetically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for generating. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We think we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to embrace globally. We will transition the term "resource-constrained". Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of 24/7 architectures. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and CSS. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our nano-60/60/24/7/365 performance but our capacity to harness. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, innovative, holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will innovate the capability of ubiquitous world-class, visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce to morph. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The subscriber-defined partnerships factor is B2B. We frequently exploit bleeding-edge networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! A company that can engage correctly will (someday) be able to engage courageously. We will revalue our ability to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think web-enabled. Without innovative, world-class users, you will lack interfaces. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge functionalities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The capacity to aggregate macro-holistically leads to the power to syndicate nano-intuitively. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think resource-constrained. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to aggregate micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize magnetically. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enable courageously. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to brand globally. We understand that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also leverage holistically. Without R&D, you will lack technologies. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++.