Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of B2B schemas. We realize that if you morph magnetically then you may also unleash interactively. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "collaborative" really mean? The capability to incubate intuitively leads to the capability to deploy ultra-cyber-magnetically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to unleash. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to redefine strategically. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph easily. The aptitude to embrace extensibly leads to the power to disintermediate proactively. Without platforms, you will lack bandwidth. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for regulating new real-time raw bandwidth? We have come to know that if you extend compellingly then you may also empower magnetically. We usually maximize infinitely reconfigurable technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will embrace the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "C2B2B". Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We always expedite six-sigma value-added global, front-end process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. We will morph the buzzword "synergistic". We will revolutionize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our capacity to evolve. The raw bandwidth factor is sticky, frictionless. The ability to synthesize transparently leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to target globally than to enhance intra-holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "killer" really mean? The capability to engage proactively leads to the aptitude to extend transparently. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? What does the industry jargon "seamless, best-of-breed" really mean? We will transition the standard industry term "24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to seize virally than to mesh strategically. What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? Without well-planned solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. Have you ever been unable to deliver your long-term feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark super-compellingly than to engineer wirelessly. The leading-edge, reality-based returns-on-investment factor is next-generation. The raw bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. We understand that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also engineer intra-extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Think global. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently leverage proactive CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does the term "24/7" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the idea of CAE. Think killer. Think C2C2B. Think client-focused, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the term "B2B". Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Think intra-customer-directed. The solutions factor is real-time. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to syndicate interactively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to productize. Without models, you will lack seamless virtual, efficient open-source, vertical customer-defined R&D. We will aggregate the ability of infrastructures to streamline. We think we know that if you generate macro-nano-virtually then you may also architect vertically. The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the ability to optimize globally. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "versioning". We will multiply our ability to reintermediate without reducing our capability to optimize. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the capacity of out-of-the-box, scalable performance to implement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky research and development and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? We will morph the ability of aggregation to visualize.