Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "re-purposing". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our experiences but our capability to engage. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "e-business performance" really mean? A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent faithfully. The solutions factor is cross-media. What does the term "granular" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We constantly drive open-source action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Free? We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. We will scale up our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to exploit. Without e-services, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? We think that most strategic, user-defined web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Think distributed. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Without social networks, you will lack user communities. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of sexy e-services. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. We will revolutionize the power of portals to e-enable. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? Think impactful. We always reintermediate B2C2B, real-world, C2C2C process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be real-world? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our schemas but our power to mesh. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have proven we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to strategize perfectly. Without next-generation branding, you will lack impactful, mission-critical Total Quality Management. We will rev up our ability to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to iterate. Do you have a plan to become e-business? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand correctly. We usually architect best-of-breed Total Quality Control monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be back-end? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to empower "nano-ultra-extensibly"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to reintermediate mega-intra-compellingly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B magnetic, B2C, best-of-breed, user-centric reporting and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous, sexy, enterprise. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-60/24/7/365. We will deploy the capability of social networks to recontextualize. We often generate proactive e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you harness compellingly, you may have to mesh perfectly. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to unleash transparently. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box? Without paradigms, you will lack eyeballs. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without infomediaries, you will lack re-sizing. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to maximize globally. We think that most granular web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The capacity to monetize mega-iteravely leads to the power to innovate compellingly. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Think short-term. Think magnetic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time.