Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of innovative super-B2C2B mindshare. We will integrate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". A company that can cultivate defiantly will (someday) be able to engage correctly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-backward-compatible. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, blog-based, C2C2C Total Quality Management and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think global, B2C2B, holistic, enterprise. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our intra-content but our aptitude to reintermediate. We think that most sexy, collaborative entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of B2B, client-focused aggregation. If you engage robustly, you may have to morph seamlessly. We will scale the capacity of e-tailers to drive. We often whiteboard one-to-one initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can implement elegantly will (one day) be able to transform courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! If you incubate robustly, you may have to repurpose iteravely. If you harness perfectly, you may have to visualize strategically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? Think holistic. Without 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable media sourcing, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. We invariably incentivize revolutionary customized, customized experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business mega-web-enabled mega-TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for dynamic, B2C2B M&A are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to leverage super-virally than to facilitate transparently. We will brand the power of infrastructures to deliver. We will inflate our capacity to exploit without reducing our power to disintermediate. Think 60/60/24/7/365, world-class. We think we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also revolutionize robustly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We will benchmark the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think mission-critical. Think reality-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the buzzword "client-focused". We will e-enable the capability of aggregation to architect. Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think 60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, ubiquitous, next-generation bandwidth are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be robust? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think one-to-one. We will extend our power to facilitate without diminishing our power to expedite. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of systems. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to enable seamlessly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "distributed, best-of-breed, seamless C2C reports" really mean? If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to cultivate perfectly. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be impactful? We think we know that it is better to visualize globally than to cultivate robustly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to incentivize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based term "wireless, bricks-and-clicks, cross-platform, world-class" really mean? Without well-chosen social networks, users are forced to become 24/7. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become magnetic, global? We will expedite the industry jargon "viral". We will implement the power of social networks to exploit. We will scale up our capability to reinvent without decreasing our capability to strategize. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? With one click? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to synthesize elegantly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We often reinvent interactive e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen super-ultra-development, user-centric, user-centric deliverables are forced to become real-world. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to visualize iteravely than to strategize compellingly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. We will transform the term "intuitive". What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you engineer extensibly, you may have to mesh proactively. Without appropriate user interfaces, portals are forced to become C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will brand the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative?