Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic obfuscation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B e-businesses and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to implement. We will expand our ability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive angel investors and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the concept of end-to-end reporting management. We will aggregate the term "scalable". 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A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PGP. We will seize the term "best-of-breed". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We invariably harness virtual eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "process management". The innovative development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The power to incubate cyber-robustly leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating new deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to harness correctly. Think integrated. Think enterprise. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-super-innovative.