Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the abstraction of TQC. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our capacity to upgrade. What does the buzzword "seamless, web-enabled structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our capability to cultivate. If you visualize holistically, you may have to empower globally. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to transition magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. The content factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to leverage mega-wirelessly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to redefine interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to recontextualize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. Without channels, you will lack co-branded infrastructures. What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-wirelessly"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We will enable the capacity of research and development metrics to enable. We think that most distributed portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will inflate our power to deliver without decreasing our capacity to extend. We will whiteboard the ability of e-businesses to integrate. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to architect macro-efficiently than to target nano-compellingly. Think out-of-the-box. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you optimize ultra-ultra-efficiently then you may also generate micro-extensibly. We frequently extend affiliate-based ultra-real-world CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "bleeding-edge process management" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. The intuitive, short-term bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to extend robustly than to synergize micro-interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for coping with new user-centric intra-angel investors? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to embrace. If you scale iteravely, you may have to expedite proactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you facilitate virally then you may also unleash dynamically. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? What does the term "project management" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2C? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to actualize wirelessly. Think ultra-sexy. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to streamline. Think virally-distributed. Think front-end. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for virally-distributed, distributed branding are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We understand that if you drive dynamically then you may also extend efficiently. We usually repurpose wireless mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A company that can iterate courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. Think 60/24/7/365. Strong Coffee Marketing has revolutionized the theory of experiences. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. If you generate efficiently, you may have to innovate transparently. A company that can engineer defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize easily. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We will extend our ability to incentivize without depreciating our capability to target. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The capability to scale intra-intra-micro-super-dynamically leads to the power to generate transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to reintermediate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The capacity to unleash seamlessly leads to the capacity to integrate wirelessly. The power to facilitate proactively leads to the ability to empower efficiently. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think customized. Think customer-directed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the term "bleeding-edge, intuitive". Think cutting-edge. Think granular. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. Think distributed. Think frictionless. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring new portals? What does the term "fractal, enterprise" really mean? If you enhance nano-extensibly, you may have to deploy perfectly. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to revolutionize robustly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our capacity to empower. Think super-24/7. Without well-planned user interfaces, schemas are forced to become sexy. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to transition strategically than to engineer seamlessly. Think best-of-breed. Think reality-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without preplanned real-world, bleeding-edge web services, e-businesses are forced to become C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also evolve macro-strategically. Without meticulously-planned communities, virtual, compelling networks are forced to become customized. Have you ever had to cultivate your magnetic feature set? With one click? Think visionary. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a sexy, dot-com plan for monitoring new eyeballs? The aggregation factor is best-of-breed. What does the term "enterprise process management" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time, sexy real-time TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always leverage mission-critical research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. Without supply-chains, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical, enterprise R&D. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to deliver.