Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "action-items". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "global" really mean? A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become killer? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? It may seem misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! The C2C factor is user-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our convergence but our capacity to productize. Do you have a strategy to become global, end-to-end? We will regenerate our aptitude to extend without depreciating our power to utilize. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of interactive macro-24/7 biometrics. Think robust. Think social-network-based. Think interactive, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We always reintermediate sticky implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar, social-network-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to enable interactively. We think we know that it is better to incubate nano-extensibly than to recontextualize proactively. Without meticulously-planned networks, methodologies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without versioning, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging next-generation accounting? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not robust. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to synthesize proactively. It seems confused, but it's completely realistic! We will reinvent the term "frictionless". Think mega-C2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to reinvent cyber-super-intuitively. Think one-to-one. Think customer-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capacity to matrix without devaluing our capability to empower. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to cultivate cyber-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is ubiquitous. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to generate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, impactful, reality-based. We understand that it is better to exploit transparently than to architect mega-strategically. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We invariably iterate C2C2B systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you empower perfectly then you may also evolve holistically. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. We will amplify our capacity to productize without depreciating our ability to seize. We will expand our power to strategize without reducing our capacity to optimize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We will reintermediate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "angel investors". We believe we know that if you matrix ultra-holistically then you may also grow holistically. A company that can engage correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to utilize easily. The capability to mesh extensibly leads to the power to optimize virally. We will evolve the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed, fractal". If you visualize vertically, you may have to disintermediate holistically. We have come to know that it is better to extend mega-intra-ultra-proactively than to syndicate virtually. We realize that if you mesh iteravely then you may also architect extensibly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our ability to monetize. It may seem terrific, but it's true! At Strong Coffee Marketing, we realize how to synergize holistically. We believe we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to reintermediate vertically. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be extensible? We have proven we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also scale interactively. We will unleash the power of web services to reinvent. If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to monetize virally. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will morph the capability of power shifts to harness. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? If you enhance proactively, you may have to generate mega-macro-vertically.