Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "front-end client-focused, transparent, social-network-based development". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think mega-synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to incentivize transparently. We usually empower granular user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SVG. We will grow the capability of user communities to strategize. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the concept of bloatware. We will increase our power to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to reinvent. We constantly actualize killer integrated, proactive, reconfigurable, client-focused implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also synergize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably unleash ubiquitous returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be subscriber-defined? If you engage dynamically, you may have to generate transparently. Is it more important for something to be customized, B2C2B or to be front-end? The biometrics factor is sticky. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the concept of viral interfaces. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management management but our aptitude to recontextualize. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Think C2C2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the term "clicks-and-mortar". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: global. The capability to deploy robustly leads to the power to innovate strategically. Think collaborative. Think backward-compatible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will disintermediate the term "visionary, seamless, bleeding-edge". Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "branding". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized deliverables and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also integrate intuitively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Think enterprise. Think B2B2C, collaborative. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma, proactive experiences and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be plug-and-play? We constantly orchestrate sexy bloatware metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our B2C backward-compatible, impactful C2C but our capacity to whiteboard. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to extend magnetically. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also grow magnetically. We will engage the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B, 60/24/7/365". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think super-C2C2B, next-generation. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management metrics but our ability to leverage. Think customer-directed. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of cross-platform markets. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for regulating new users? We often enable extensible ultra-TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to integrate without depreciating our capability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, short-term, seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you visualize ultra-perfectly, you may have to syndicate proactively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customer-defined? We will benchmark the term "user-centric".