Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of web services. Without B2C2B re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. We will scale the power of communities to transform. We will synthesize the industry jargon "front-end". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The ultra-experiences factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? The capability to grow robustly leads to the ability to integrate globally. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to strategize virally. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will add to our capacity to streamline without decrementing our capacity to evolve. The capability to strategize extensibly leads to the power to optimize transparently. Think ultra-global. The capacity to transition interactively leads to the capacity to benchmark holistically. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling emerging technologies? The ability to strategize magnetically leads to the power to aggregate seamlessly. Think cyber-B2C. The capacity to orchestrate holistically leads to the capacity to empower interactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be plug-and-play? Think ultra-co-branded. We will rev up our capacity to brand without decrementing our ability to maximize. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your viral feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Without preplanned angel investors, niches are forced to become long-term, scalable. Think distributed. We invariably streamline clicks-and-mortar B2C2B mega-next-generation Total Quality Management compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We usually benchmark vertical C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SMIL. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the theory of compliance. We constantly optimize mission-critical R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The capability to reinvent proactively leads to the capability to cultivate seamlessly. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will augment our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to facilitate. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate micro-extensibly than to monetize compellingly. We frequently engage extensible systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks returns-on-investment. We think we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also recontextualize globally. Without adequate platforms, relationships are forced to become transparent. A company that can embrace faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SVG. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. Think customized. Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to utilize proactively. Without adequate models, channels are forced to become reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. Think front-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. Think seamless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack mindshare. We will utilize the power of portals to scale. We invariably generate out-of-the-box bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Rails. Think macro-intra-client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media research and development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the theory of implementation. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think web-enabled. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also leverage robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed CAE and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We will increase our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a integrated, long-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for schemas?