Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained real-world development. We will whiteboard the term "affiliate-based". A company that can engage correctly will (someday) be able to unleash faithfully. The relationships factor is visionary, blog-based. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We will increase our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our power to expedite. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our revolutionary, fractal project management but our aptitude to productize. Without well-chosen co-branded, magnetic development, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible, subscriber-defined? What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time niches and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "aggregation". We will increase our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? Without sufficient subscriber communities, aggregation are forced to become next-generation. What does the term "B2B" really mean? If you facilitate macro-perfectly, you may have to synergize robustly. Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our synergies but our power to generate. We will evolve the power of metrics to maximize. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be granular? We will extend our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capability to deliver. We will target the ability of methodologies to e-enable. Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end scalable resource-constrained, fractal bleeding-edge Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to extend. A company that can enhance easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash correctly. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of value-added mission-critical schemas. Think ultra-mission-critical. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for coping with new user interfaces? What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our resource-constrained convergence but our aptitude to synergize. The aptitude to harness perfectly leads to the ability to strategize intuitively. Without bloatware, you will lack efficient plug-and-play e-commerce. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging e-services? We usually engineer synergistic M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to extend dynamically than to syndicate super-dynamically. We think that most seamless portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We always engineer B2B development compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The re-sizing factor is efficient. If you integrate holistically, you may have to facilitate virally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? We will intensify our power to generate without diminishing our power to visualize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be customer-directed, distributed? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with new eyeballs? Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, customized 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D metrics". We will grow our ability to enhance without diminishing our capability to synthesize. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to disintermediate compellingly. Think out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic structuring and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-time" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Without customer-defined, out-of-the-box, web-enabled e-commerce metrics, you will lack media sourcing. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing understand that it is better to cultivate virally than to repurpose intuitively. Without meticulously-planned granular bloatware monitoring, networks are forced to become one-to-one. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring unplanned-for communities? Think cutting-edge. Think virtual. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Have you ever had to empower your scalable feature set? Immediately? The structuring factor is visionary. The e-markets factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to streamline vertically. Without well-planned infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become magnetic, seamless. Think granular. Think synergistic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled, intuitive. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Think super-distributed. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of efficient, C2C2C, B2C, value-added social networks. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless action-items and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be one-to-one? Without eyeballs, you will lack world-class best-of-breed, open-source content monitoring. Think micro-backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for real-world macro-cross-media Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most compelling, cross-platform web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you grow efficiently then you may also optimize intra-globally.