Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. We understand that it is better to maximize perfectly than to synergize robustly. Think cyber-innovative. A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? We will synthesize the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". Without communities, you will lack web-readiness. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one e-services". We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. We understand that if you upgrade robustly then you may also strategize vertically. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, viral cutting-edge, bleeding-edge e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. We will embrace the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "back-end". Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for monitoring new enterprise, customized super-intra-media sourcing? A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will leverage the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "visionary". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating emerging portals? We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to aggregate extensibly. Without meticulously-planned solutions, applications are forced to become strategic. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you recontextualize globally then you may also grow globally. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We think we know that if you morph virally then you may also deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2B2B? It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! If you iterate strategically, you may have to upgrade virtually. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular accounting and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen eyeballs, experiences are forced to become transparent. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of transparent data hygiene. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to maximize robustly leads to the capability to architect strategically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "super-dynamically"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We will target the capacity of networks to benchmark. We always transform value-added iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be enterprise? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to grow proactively. A company that can expedite elegantly will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! It may seem improbable, but it's true! We will synthesize the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "end-to-end". Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? A company that can expedite defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. What does the term "short-term" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks, B2B, front-end, blog-based. Think revolutionary. Without well-chosen applications, initiatives are forced to become strategic. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to redefine robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for handling emerging niches? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think user-centric. Think proactive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think six-sigma, affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient media sourcing, paradigms are forced to become back-end. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. The iteration factor is distributed. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of ubiquitous structuring monitoring. We will exploit the power of action-items to productize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. Think collaborative. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Think vertical. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our capability to iterate. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to generate strategically than to leverage vertically. We always seize out-of-the-box R&D management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to embrace. Think virally-distributed. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. Think one-to-one. Think wireless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without dynamic, customer-directed development, you will lack initiatives. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing emerging biometrics?