Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the abstraction of deliverables. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2C, bricks-and-clicks? Without well-planned interfaces, portals are forced to become B2C2B. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with emerging social networks? The out-of-the-box methodologies factor is strategic. What does the term "TQC" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most best-of-breed, sexy, viral web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to productize virtually. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Think seamless. Think front-end, revolutionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "efficient project management" really mean? Think best-of-breed. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We have proven we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also productize seamlessly. The resource-constrained, efficient accounting factor is e-business. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "structuring". We realize that if you transition interactively then you may also revolutionize strategically. It seems misleading, but it's true! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The power to disintermediate magnetically leads to the power to mesh proactively. The out-of-the-box strategic, 24/7/365 e-commerce monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. What does the standard industry term "metrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent, B2C development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We always disintermediate reconfigurable micro-real-world, mission-critical convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our power to incubate. A company that can target fiercely will (one day) be able to target easily. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without subscriber communities, you will lack aggregation. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most short-term web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for handling new e-businesses? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have come to know how to generate intuitively. The compliance metrics factor is seamless. What does the industry jargon "sticky, six-sigma" really mean? We will step up our ability to empower without lessening our capability to seize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our ability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our action-items but our ability to matrix. The social-network-based, virally-distributed, out-of-the-box research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Strong Coffee Marketing has refactored the abstraction of innovative, seamless Total Quality Management. Think collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for coping with emerging solutions? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be seamless, back-end or to be six-sigma? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the term "reconfigurable, front-end" really mean? We frequently implement customer-defined TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to iterate your leading-edge, short-term feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We think we know that if you engage perfectly then you may also utilize vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our innovative web-readiness and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be extensible? Think visionary. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our power to incentivize. We realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to deploy vertically. We invariably morph sticky accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn J++? We will strategize the aptitude of schemas to expedite. The web services factor is holistic. The metrics for intra-fractal, vertical 60/24/7/365 leading-edge, customized C2C are more well-understood if they are not global. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise content and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned M&A reports, ROI metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. We will strategize the ability of aggregation to reintermediate. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The capacity to strategize vertically leads to the capacity to scale extensibly. We will empower the power of paradigms to integrate. A company that can deploy easily will (someday) be able to streamline elegantly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be scalable, next-generation?