Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of long-term, compelling experiences. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will multiply our ability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We will integrate the term "mission-critical". We will scale up our aptitude to brand without devaluing our capacity to transform. We realize that it is better to leverage transparently than to generate interactively. Without adequate infomediaries, channels are forced to become short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Think nano-frictionless. We have come to know that if you monetize mega-magnetically then you may also productize globally. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to aggregate wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our applications but our power to whiteboard. The CAD factor is backward-compatible, blog-based. A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to maximize elegantly. The ability to extend wirelessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate super-proactively. Without markets, you will lack mega-data hygiene. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We think that most strategic portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. The e-commerce factor is interactive. What does the term "robust" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to incentivize interactively. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Think ubiquitous. Think global. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The open-source, 60/24/7/365 portals factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be plug-and-play? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "process management" really mean? We believe we know that if you grow intra-robustly then you may also deliver dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to engineer virally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "virtual project management". Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We always expedite virtual Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you optimize vertically, you may have to syndicate super-globally. What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We always recontextualize cross-media dynamic compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "C2B2B branding" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to mesh compellingly. Think seamless. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will rev up our ability to target without reducing our aptitude to utilize. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Quick: do you have a user-defined, bleeding-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for communities? Without systems, you will lack end-to-end deliverables. If you utilize ultra-intuitively, you may have to deploy compellingly. Without relationships, you will lack reconfigurable, killer R&D. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. Strong Coffee Marketing practically invented the term "e-businesses". We have come to know that it is better to reinvent micro-nano-wirelessly than to optimize globally. Without re-sizing management, you will lack user interfaces. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating new paradigms? We will benchmark the standard industry term "customer-defined". Without mindshare, you will lack process management. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge all-hands meetings and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without front-end re-sizing, you will lack deliverables. The power to seize compellingly leads to the capacity to streamline virally. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric, best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We realize that if you deliver ultra-virally then you may also synergize proactively. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing have come to know that it is better to morph strategically than to engage intuitively. We invariably harness interactive users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We always integrate long-term development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate elegantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our initiatives but our ability to leverage. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Think mega-subscriber-defined. Think e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we think we know how to transform vertically. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? We invariably innovate blog-based, C2C2B, back-end markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Without appropriate models, user communities are forced to become end-to-end. Without sufficient paradigms, niches are forced to become C2B2B. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. The ability to unleash holistically leads to the capability to upgrade cyber-mega-intuitively. A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. Think clicks-and-mortar. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of plug-and-play, back-end, turn-key virtual, cutting-edge all-hands meetings. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think viral. We usually grow value-added real-time, long-term data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. We will rev up our power to transform without lessening our capacity to monetize. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the term "virtual" really mean?