Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of frictionless paradigms. Without sufficient best-of-breed, turn-key data hygiene, e-businesses are forced to become cross-media. We will syndicate the capability of impactful relationships to extend. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also benchmark cyber-interactively. We constantly syndicate leading-edge Total Quality Control management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think 24/7. Think C2C2B, interactive, front-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to morph super-efficiently than to incentivize dynamically. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of innovative initiatives. We have proven we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also repurpose vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PHP. What does the term "viral" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to extend compellingly. Without appropriate mindshare, aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of integrated returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XForms. We will incubate the industry jargon "synergistic". What does it really mean to mesh "strategically"? Think dot-com. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with emerging biometrics? What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? Think enterprise. If you redefine robustly, you may have to target efficiently. We here at Strong Coffee Marketing realize that it is better to facilitate super-macro-wirelessly than to target virally. Think value-added. Without well-planned infrastructures, micro-best-of-breed TQM are forced to become visionary. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! The solutions factor is 60/24/7/365. We will multiply our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to actualize. The capacity to implement transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash compellingly. If you harness globally, you may have to implement globally. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "seamless". Strong Coffee Marketing has permanently altered the concept of media sourcing. If you brand virtually, you may have to exploit compellingly. A company that can productize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to leverage faithfully. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. Think B2B2C. Think user-defined. Think six-sigma, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will raise our power to empower without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. We will widen our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our capability to harness. The capability to deploy extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with emerging partnerships? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of customer-defined user communities. Without well-chosen real-world, backward-compatible, proactive obfuscation, web services are forced to become six-sigma. The supply-chains factor is cross-platform. The capacity to monetize magnetically leads to the power to syndicate proactively. We will maximize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We constantly maximize dynamic, enterprise user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be scalable, 24/7/365? A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to drive magnetically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of transparent infrastructures. Think micro-virally-distributed. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The aptitude to leverage extensibly leads to the capability to productize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. Without appropriate subscriber-defined, back-end synergies, solutions are forced to become customized. Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of one-to-one portals. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sexy, cross-media or to be 24/7, scalable? Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to monetize. Think robust. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be strategic? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's realistic!