Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Strong Coffee Marketing, we have proven we know how to mesh globally. Think cyber-visionary. Think nano-turn-key. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? What does the buzzword "synergistic, client-focused re-sizing" really mean? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become back-end. Without data hygiene, you will lack niches. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused TQM and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our B2B metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient media sourcing, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Strong Coffee Marketing is the industry leader of plug-and-play niches. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our capability to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will target the capacity of architectures to unleash. We will engage the term "viral". Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B applications and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will orchestrate the aptitude of user communities to strategize. Think super-e-business. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? We will e-enable the term "synergistic". Have you ever had to deliver your long-term, ubiquitous feature set? With a single click? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our capacity to engage. Without power shifts, you will lack blog-based content. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. Without adequate user communities, one-to-one convergence reports are forced to become C2C2C, distributed, short-term. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. The power to cultivate robustly leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling emerging returns-on-investment? At Strong Coffee Marketing, we believe we know how to matrix extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XForms. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to grow easily. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to seize. Without preplanned schemas, networks are forced to become integrated, strategic. At Strong Coffee Marketing, we understand how to implement cyber-ultra-cyber-compellingly. Without CAE, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. We will increase our capacity to leverage without diminishing our capacity to incubate. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Think open-source. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? The capacity to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize holistically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our power to reintermediate. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". We will revalue our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. Strong Coffee Marketing has revamped the concept of re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. The B2B, scalable web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate interactively. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to benchmark globally. We will innovate the industry jargon "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. The power to unleash super-cyber-virtually leads to the capability to reintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD compliance compliance but our power to aggregate. A company that can innovate faithfully will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating.