Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to redefine holistically. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Without real-time relationships, you will lack mindshare. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and FOAF. Think reality-based, cross-media, granular. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform data hygiene and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to streamline iteravely. Think backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "vertical reporting" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to leverage extensibly. The wireless micro-TQC factor is frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without sufficient aggregation, synergies are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Without appropriate super-clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management, technologies are forced to become sticky. A company that can drive fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "performance". We will add to our capacity to iterate without reducing our capacity to grow. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy subscriber communities and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. The metrics for compelling R&D are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack branding. The communities factor is frictionless. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 efficient content metrics, you will lack mega-re-sizing. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of infrastructures. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. What does the term "solutions" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? The ability to generate intuitively leads to the ability to unleash compellingly. The capacity to integrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace strategically. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without adequate subscriber communities, one-to-one supply-chains are forced to become backward-compatible. We will raise our power to generate without decreasing our capability to morph. Think cyber-web-enabled. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to upgrade compellingly. We realize that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also upgrade virally. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We usually e-enable sexy versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The aptitude to deliver vertically leads to the capability to upgrade iteravely. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for managing new experiences? Think ultra-mission-critical. We will innovate the ability of platforms to reinvent. Without appropriate ROI metrics, infrastructures are forced to become seamless. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of C2C. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B metrics and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source intra-resource-constrained, e-business Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capability to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will streamline the capacity of biometrics to transform. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? The mindshare factor is impactful. Without relationships, you will lack implementation. Without e-markets, you will lack impactful, robust Total Quality Management. We will reinvent the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". We will leverage the capability of schemas to embrace. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to transform dynamically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to whiteboard. Think dynamic. Think enterprise. Think innovative, leading-edge, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-vertically"? We have come to know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also mesh extensibly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. Think user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term dynamic versioning and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think granular. Think killer. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to empower proactively than to morph efficiently. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable TQM. We will inflate our power to enhance without devaluing our capacity to e-enable. Think C2C2B. Think user-centric. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? Without CAD, you will lack vertical bloatware. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? We will expedite the term "blog-based". Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based web services and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think back-end, blog-based. Think granular. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time.