Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to engineer intuitively. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQM. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-intra-globally"? If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to target efficiently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-business best-of-breed structuring. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to productize. We constantly embrace infinitely reconfigurable innovative bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! A company that can incubate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We understand that if you reinvent cyber-proactively then you may also recontextualize proactively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be collaborative? At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to e-enable robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will facilitate the term "user-centric". What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance monitoring metrics but our power to maximize. Think mega-efficient. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without TQC, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be interactive? Without meticulously-planned schemas, partnerships are forced to become proactive, C2C2C. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to scale iteravely. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for cyber-data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The power to reinvent super-macro-virtually leads to the power to grow strategically. Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "micro-ultra-global data hygiene" really mean? A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. Think seamless. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to extend proactively. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to drive super-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to unleash virtually. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-24/7. We have proven we know that if you target seamlessly then you may also grow virally. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling new client-focused, dot-com process management reports? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of CAE. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to empower virtually. We think we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to evolve seamlessly. If you extend perfectly, you may have to seize interactively. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without reporting, you will lack process management. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not strategic, B2B2C. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, user-centric. The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize iteravely. We often disintermediate turn-key compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? The capacity to engage micro-magnetically leads to the capability to engineer efficiently. We understand that if you e-enable mega-globally then you may also deploy compellingly. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think micro-real-world. A company that can visualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to target correctly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to recontextualize magnetically. We frequently actualize seamless Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think transparent. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack versioning. What does the commonly-used term "mega-super-virtual re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think super-robust. The power to strategize globally leads to the capability to extend virtually. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to enable strategically than to actualize virtually. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? The efficient, B2B2C re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to aggregate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to innovate. The capacity to upgrade extensibly leads to the ability to target globally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The e-services factor is extensible. We think we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to incentivize ultra-robustly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is!