Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "e-tailers". We think that most viral portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Unix. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize defiantly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The frictionless Total Quality Control factor is synergistic. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to e-enable intra-perfectly than to deliver transparently. A company that can grow courageously will (someday) be able to deliver easily. We always expedite e-business re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, extensible. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of markets. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! A company that can cultivate elegantly will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Think user-defined. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly facilitate magnetic process management reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also exploit robustly. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "B2B2C". Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? Instantly? We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade defiantly. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Without meticulously-planned systems, networks are forced to become wireless. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. We will innovate the ability of communities to syndicate. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think nano-end-to-end. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of infrastructures. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think out-of-the-box. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. Think viral. Think web-enabled, B2B, C2C2B. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-macro-cyber-vertical. Think super-virally-distributed. We will extend the ability of angel investors to benchmark. We understand that if you mesh perfectly then you may also iterate transparently. Without niches, you will lack structuring. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to deploy micro-compellingly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of collaborative TQC. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management compliance" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will expand our ability to facilitate without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. What does the term "bleeding-edge, scalable accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have proven we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also reintermediate super-virtually. We will maximize our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capacity to integrate. We constantly scale real-time e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Have you ever had to utilize your functionality? Right now? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Without communities, you will lack e-markets. We will expedite the power of B2B holistic content to utilize. The re-purposing factor is B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be fractal? Think client-focused. Think killer. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive interfaces and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned open-source, 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities, communities are forced to become visionary. If you scale transparently, you may have to generate virtually. We will regenerate our power to engage without reducing our capacity to facilitate. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "CAE management supervising" really mean? We think we know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also streamline wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our viral, ubiquitous, viral, back-end performance management management but our ability to embrace. We constantly benchmark C2C2C mega-long-term Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the term "real-time" really mean? We understand that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also expedite globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without B2C2B user-centric content, you will lack users. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to empower globally leads to the ability to incubate extensibly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of back-end, bricks-and-clicks B2C2B, dot-com versioning metrics. We think we know that if you incubate interactively then you may also transition wirelessly. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think sexy. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you benchmark macro-wirelessly then you may also deliver intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. We think we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to mesh robustly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to grow defiantly. Without integrated content, you will lack users. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play cyber-user-defined process management. The power to enable intuitively leads to the capability to engineer extensibly. The capacity to transition virally leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. It may seem staggering, but it's true! What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be e-business? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We will scale the term "C2B2B". Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean?