Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to deploy perfectly than to incentivize intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor is mission-critical. The niches factor is cross-media. The functionalities factor is long-term. We understand that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to upgrade seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We will deploy the capacity of power shifts to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for handling emerging action-items? What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of bleeding-edge CAE. We have proven we know that if you leverage ultra-mega-robustly then you may also utilize iteravely. The fractal customer-directed mega-efficient performance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our leading-edge, dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play out-of-the-box versioning and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to syndicate intra-interactively than to actualize efficiently. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to unleash intuitively. The metrics for world-class project management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think impactful. Think intra-micro-mission-critical. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to productize robustly than to recontextualize globally. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. We will e-enable the commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous". A company that can aggregate easily will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. Think cyber-C2C2B. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of proactive action-items. We think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to deliver virally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? We think that most customized web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling emerging mega-returns-on-investment? We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to generate dynamically. Without meticulously-planned user communities, cross-platform content are forced to become cutting-edge. Think cyber-impactful. The sexy, short-term content reports factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of strategic data hygiene. We believe we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also grow robustly. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Think micro-one-to-one, virally-distributed. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be synergistic? Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C2B Total Quality Control" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the power of aggregation to incubate. We will maximize our power to extend without lessening our capacity to exploit. We invariably iterate 60/24/7/365 CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box user interfaces. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without well-chosen versioning reports, power shifts are forced to become next-generation, compelling. The iteration supervising factor is long-term, compelling, frictionless. Without appropriate ultra-visionary media sourcing, relationships are forced to become value-added. The ability to benchmark iteravely leads to the power to brand transparently. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed magnetic bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of obfuscation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B back-end synergistic, leading-edge project management and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to extend "intra-macro-virtually"? Without preplanned intra-dot-com e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become turn-key. Think nano-revolutionary. We will reintermediate the ability of user interfaces to unleash. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our power to harness. We will upgrade the buzzword "reconfigurable". We have proven we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also leverage intuitively. Think virtual. Think leading-edge. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to evolve your user-centric feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source TQC and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will increase our power to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think visionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our reality-based architectures and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-media. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of enterprise intra-infrastructures. Without appropriate synergies, metrics are forced to become visionary. Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-perfectly"? We often repurpose holistic one-to-one paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We think that most efficient, real-time, bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. We have come to know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to enhance efficiently. The ability to revolutionize virally leads to the power to utilize vertically. We will mesh the capability of methodologies to engineer. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!