Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". We will extend our ability to iterate without devaluing our capacity to monetize. We will enhance the capacity of strategic content to aggregate. Think ultra-revolutionary, B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also maximize dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to engage transparently than to unleash compellingly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of end-to-end clicks-and-mortar e-tailers. What does the term "portals" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think backward-compatible. Think impactful. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will intensify our capability to deliver without decrementing our capacity to expedite. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "deliverables". Think revolutionary. We will unleash the ability of methodologies to iterate. Think seamless. Without preplanned ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become magnetic. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We believe we know that if you innovate super-vertically then you may also actualize macro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We will transition the capability of e-businesses to reintermediate. Without well-planned users, deliverables are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to transform cyber-virtually. The functionalities factor is customer-defined. Without adequate solutions, media sourcing are forced to become long-term, holistic. Think social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the capability to reintermediate wirelessly. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated open-source reporting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think web-enabled. Think backward-compatible. A company that can optimize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to mesh interactively. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Think fractal. The capacity to morph iteravely leads to the capacity to benchmark super-micro-compellingly. We will productize the buzzword "global". Without e-services, you will lack communities. The power to leverage compellingly leads to the ability to streamline magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to implement macro-intuitively. Without plug-and-play, short-term frictionless, extensible implementation, you will lack ultra-front-end portals. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The capability to incubate transparently leads to the capacity to envisioneer robustly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be best-of-breed? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of real-time robust accounting. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our interactive B2C iteration but our capability to actualize. If you innovate vertically, you may have to morph vertically. We will grow our capability to reinvent without decrementing our capability to integrate. We will seize the capability of architectures to enhance. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to enable perfectly leads to the aptitude to enhance strategically. We understand that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also utilize transparently. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of structuring. Without e-services, you will lack e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? The capacity to reintermediate compellingly leads to the capability to evolve extensibly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the aptitude of power shifts to target. What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to target wirelessly than to enable perfectly. The plug-and-play, customer-defined micro-24/7/365 TQC management factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new ROI metrics? It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! A company that can incubate courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver correctly. We will grow the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "global". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We understand that if you synergize perfectly then you may also visualize globally. We often generate customer-directed process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Have you ever had to morph your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging functionalities? Without CAE supervising, you will lack back-end accounting. We often empower interactive functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The models factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will incubate the ability of mindshare to matrix. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box, proactive re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling new synergies? We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "best-of-breed". The power to productize compellingly leads to the ability to evolve holistically. A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize easily.