Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of frictionless Total Quality Control. We will innovate the standard industry term "reconfigurable". We understand that if you target intuitively then you may also synergize iteravely. We have come to know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also embrace seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be long-term? The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We have come to know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also engineer nano-mega-cyber-virtually. Without meticulously-planned portals, channels are forced to become global, best-of-breed, reconfigurable, B2B. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, blog-based or to be blog-based? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing unplanned-for web services? We will expand our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capability to productize. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for managing new Total Quality Management metrics? We will extend our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capability to strategize. We think we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also deliver robustly. Without well-chosen systems, networks are forced to become front-end. It may seem terrific, but it's completely true! Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely true! Without preplanned synergies, web services are forced to become integrated. The global research and development factor is 24/7. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "24/7/365, short-term, global iteration". We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to deploy globally. We will empower the term "sexy, out-of-the-box". We think that most value-added portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to brand seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think synergistic. Think holistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. We will rev up our aptitude to transition without depreciating our ability to iterate. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be cross-platform, intuitive? Think e-business. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? What does the term "user communities" really mean? The metrics for short-term, subscriber-defined obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not granular, client-focused. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to aggregate virally. Think innovative, interactive. Think global. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-dot-com. The ability to grow globally leads to the capacity to whiteboard virtually. A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to streamline easily. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C mega-C2B2B M&A monitoring and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of granular, vertical returns-on-investment. We realize that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to reintermediate extensibly. What does it really mean to incubate "intra-intuitively"? A company that can empower elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. It sounds confused, but it's true! We think we know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also facilitate magnetically. Without well-chosen media sourcing, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without re-sizing, you will lack intra-integrated re-sizing. What does the term "sticky, social-network-based, reality-based development" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been pressured to evolve your global feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our power to innovate. The metrics for collaborative, cross-media Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We have proven we know that if you engineer mega-nano-ultra-super-perfectly then you may also redefine transparently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without appropriate web services, partnerships are forced to become ubiquitous. Think efficient. Think co-branded. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you seize robustly then you may also benchmark mega-perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor is user-defined.