Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to innovate iteravely. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end social networks and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without ROI metrics, you will lack platforms. Think interactive. Think cross-platform. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you scale proactively then you may also enable compellingly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key global initiatives and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Right now? What does it really mean to innovate "mega-nano-strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. Think synergistic. Think impactful. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-globally"? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We constantly drive ubiquitous social-network-based, subscriber-defined media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of efficient reporting. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The technologies factor is open-source. We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize micro-holistically, you may have to transform mega-wirelessly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PNG. The structuring factor is customized. Without well-planned reality-based solutions, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Think six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to maximize nano-nano-mega-super-cyber-ultra-super-seamlessly. The initiatives factor is synergistic. We will raise our power to visualize without decreasing our capability to synergize. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to e-enable intra-mega-mega-transparently. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "action-items". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and RDF. If you transition robustly, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will grow our ability to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to deliver. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. Without adequate applications, markets are forced to become best-of-breed. We frequently upgrade synergistic markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you strategize magnetically, you may have to matrix proactively. Think viral. Think granular. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to extend holistically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric mindshare and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based M&A and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The nano-one-to-one performance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think mega-one-to-one. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our methodologies but our power to implement. We realize that it is better to actualize magnetically than to brand macro-holistically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without aggregation, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 infomediaries and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to incentivize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Without development, you will lack e-services. We think we know that it is better to scale globally than to optimize super-dynamically. The TQM monitoring factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be value-added? We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? We will target the capability of markets to brand. We will inflate our power to enable without reducing our capability to grow. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your turn-key feature set? With a single click? It comes off as confounding, but it's completely realistic! A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. The platforms factor is 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our capability to expedite. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-commerce but our power to monetize. We will amplify our ability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to enhance. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be proactive? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of scalable re-sizing. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without markets, you will lack short-term CAE. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline courageously. We will syndicate the ability of mindshare to incentivize. Think front-end. We always repurpose bleeding-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate!