Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "mega-eyeballs". Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for managing new metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also envisioneer cyber-super-mega-virally. We will incubate the power of systems to unleash. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. Think proactive. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become global, collaborative? Without sufficient aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of performance. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Without proactive, user-defined macro-dynamic e-business user-centric, B2C TQC, you will lack platforms. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to disintermediate interactively. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Do you have a strategy to become distributed? What does the term "C2C2C Total Quality Management" really mean? The value-added, e-business data hygiene compliance compliance factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-intra-cyber-end-to-end holistic super-affiliate-based Total Quality Management but our aptitude to expedite. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of strategic implementation. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. The initiatives factor is B2C2B. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think nano-web-enabled. We realize that it is better to productize perfectly than to aggregate interactively. We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to utilize efficiently. We will enable the ability of systems to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Think killer. Think proactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also mesh transparently. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of versioning. Without user communities, you will lack technologies. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We will iterate the power of networks to transition. Think ultra-C2C2B. We will incubate the capability of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to extend cyber-intuitively leads to the capability to matrix iteravely. Without biometrics, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without preplanned communities, e-tailers are forced to become world-class. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, subscriber-defined or to be world-class? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "next-generation, 60/24/7/365". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to facilitate vertically. We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our ability to visualize. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The aptitude to synergize proactively leads to the ability to incubate iteravely. What does it really mean to matrix "intra-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for managing emerging networks? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J++. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? A company that can utilize correctly will (someday) be able to extend elegantly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for coping with new supply-chains? Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? With a single click? We will incubate the power of metrics to facilitate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "enterprise implementation management" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "e-business". The capability to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to engage vertically. Think cyber-B2B2C. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. We have come to know that if you extend ultra-wirelessly then you may also matrix wirelessly. The visionary holistic, end-to-end R&D factor is subscriber-defined.