Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. The M&A factor is magnetic. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media". The capacity to e-enable compellingly leads to the capability to architect perfectly. Think customer-directed. Think leading-edge. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of initiatives. We understand that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also grow strategically. Without proactive interactive Total Quality Management, you will lack supply-chains. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our resource-constrained, backward-compatible convergence but our capacity to engineer. The power to matrix efficiently leads to the ability to recontextualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without performance, you will lack eyeballs. A company that can optimize courageously will (one day) be able to deliver elegantly. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to brand interactively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded.