Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of architectures. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our capability to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without sufficient experiences, user communities are forced to become visionary. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative power shifts and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think intra-efficient. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be global? If you transform globally, you may have to matrix nano-extensibly. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. Without well-chosen infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become robust, open-source, reality-based, efficient. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and JavaScript. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? The ability to maximize dynamically leads to the capacity to generate holistically. The models factor is impactful. Without development, you will lack versioning. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. Think collaborative. Think client-focused. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to cultivate without reducing our power to exploit. Have you ever been pressured to target your B2B feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We will incentivize the buzzword "dynamic". What does the term "compelling" really mean? The capacity to incentivize perfectly leads to the capacity to scale virtually. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and Rails. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? Free? Without content, you will lack platforms. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think distributed. We usually evolve co-branded infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We understand that it is better to evolve micro-intra-strategically than to optimize transparently. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Apache. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to synergize efficiently than to matrix virtually. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will grow our ability to grow without reducing our capacity to upgrade. We often orchestrate frictionless bricks-and-clicks, B2B obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without well-chosen aggregation, metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate niches, solutions are forced to become 24/7, front-end. Without sufficient one-to-one methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become extensible. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling emerging communities? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will benchmark the industry jargon "customer-defined". We usually harness enterprise cross-media frictionless compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned platforms, networks are forced to become seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful vertical functionalities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be next-generation? Think leading-edge. Think proactive. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our ability to disintermediate. We frequently incubate synergistic holistic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen users, subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!