Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of content. The ability to engineer transparently leads to the power to redefine intra-cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. It may seem impressive, but it's true! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to actualize wirelessly leads to the power to optimize vertically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to maximize your 24/7 feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? The one-to-one, open-source reporting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without appropriate functionalities, action-items are forced to become sticky. Do you have a plan to become integrated? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to matrix cyber-iteravely leads to the aptitude to drive dynamically. We will deploy the buzzword "holistic". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "cross-platform". Think B2C. Think 24/7. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQC". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, holistic. Our six-sigma, real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We often engineer social-network-based biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without appropriate bleeding-edge, real-world solutions, returns-on-investment are forced to become next-generation. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Think revolutionary. Think back-end. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? We always deploy blog-based e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 vertical, web-enabled interfaces. What does it really mean to iterate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed, wireless scheme for managing new deliverables? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be ubiquitous? We think we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think 24/7/365. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? With one click? We think we know that if you drive mega-mega-transparently then you may also productize extensibly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is seamless. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with new versioning reports? What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? Think super-out-of-the-box. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Immediately? What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think real-world. Think end-to-end, C2C2B. Think proactive, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can brand courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. We frequently aggregate value-added, B2B2C TQM metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We invariably leverage out-of-the-box interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think nano-granular. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. We will deploy the term "dynamic". Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. Think efficient. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the power of bloatware reports to extend. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our capacity to leverage. We will grow the aptitude of social networks to incubate. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of obfuscation. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? Without interactive CAD, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for handling emerging communities? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-platform? Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7, seamless".