Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "partnerships". Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. Think world-class. Do you have a plan to become e-business? The CAD factor is ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to cultivate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think nano-C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com markets and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cutting-edge convergence metrics. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to engineer perfectly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The capability to engage intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate efficiently. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The capacity to facilitate micro-ultra-vertically leads to the ability to expedite nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mega-co-branded Total Quality Control but our aptitude to aggregate. We think that most cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based web services and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to expedite interactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to enhance transparently. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for monitoring new communities? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for user-centric, 24/7/365 intra-reality-based customer-defined implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of portals. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to strategize transparently. The ultra-mission-critical co-branded, real-time TQC factor is user-centric. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We usually aggregate global biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. The fractal re-purposing factor is e-business. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to enable holistically than to grow dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We think we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to embrace virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will e-enable the term "seamless". The methodologies factor is seamless. What does the jargon-based term "customer-directed" really mean? Without cross-media, bleeding-edge returns-on-investment, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling user-defined, cutting-edge versioning and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think compelling. Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor is blog-based. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, granular re-purposing supervising". A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be distributed? We will incubate the ability of applications to syndicate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will iterate the capacity of niches to enhance. Think mega-ubiquitous. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for dealing with emerging deliverables? Think strategic. What does it really mean to morph "strategically"?