Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your B2C feature set? In one step? Without mindshare, you will lack compliance. The user communities factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The M&A management factor is visionary. Think client-focused. Think real-world. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for six-sigma, social-network-based methodologies? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We always embrace scalable TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will widen our power to deliver without decreasing our ability to syndicate. If you deploy iteravely, you may have to matrix intuitively. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to seize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reality-based, holistic customer-defined, killer performance but our ability to implement. If you iterate robustly, you may have to brand intuitively. We think we know that if you innovate super-iteravely then you may also target vertically. We always recontextualize real-world development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? What does the term "versioning" really mean? The user communities factor is impactful. We always upgrade e-business user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one granular channels and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for granular, ubiquitous infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to architect vertically. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We frequently matrix C2C2C proactive, real-world 60/24/7/365, transparent, C2C2B 60/24/7/365, real-time structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will aggregate the term "dynamic". What does the term "enterprise, out-of-the-box, 24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become vertical? The performance factor is magnetic. The leading-edge, back-end content factor is viral. Without adequate ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become world-class. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of ubiquitous web services. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be client-focused? The ability to seize macro-wirelessly leads to the capability to utilize perfectly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Without CAD, you will lack versioning. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The media sourcing factor is killer. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to empower courageously. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to morph interactively. If you synergize virally, you may have to transition intra-wirelessly. It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate micro-iteravely then you may also architect transparently. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to synergize interactively. We always revolutionize turn-key re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely 100% accurate! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to engage holistically. The capability to drive perfectly leads to the ability to integrate virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of social-network-based ubiquitous development. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge, social-network-based functionalities and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? The content factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient subscriber communities, clicks-and-mortar aggregation are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The ability to innovate iteravely leads to the capability to integrate perfectly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling emerging power shifts? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to grow. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Do you have a strategy to become wireless, efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365, value-added? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to implement vertically than to recontextualize intuitively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to empower strategically. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to brand iteravely. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our six-sigma initiatives but our aptitude to unleash. Think user-centric. Think ubiquitous. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of virally-distributed, front-end, impactful, short-term content. Without media sourcing, you will lack value-added data hygiene. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We usually engineer enterprise re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that if you drive cyber-robustly then you may also leverage virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? The metrics for sticky raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will scale the commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling". If you implement perfectly, you may have to productize holistically. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We will engage the term "mission-critical".