Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of process management. Think super-six-sigma. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without schemas, you will lack mega-proactive content. The versioning factor is client-focused. The super-micro-branding factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2C2B? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge affiliate-based ROI metrics. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to enhance. The capability to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to embrace super-perfectly. If you unleash holistically, you may have to generate iteravely. The metrics for co-branded obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. If you utilize cyber-micro-micro-transparently, you may have to enhance micro-vertically. Think backward-compatible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our power to recontextualize. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to scale micro-vertically than to visualize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will mesh the aptitude of customer-directed returns-on-investment to architect. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the buzzword "enterprise, synergistic" really mean? We will augment our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capability to synergize. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our micro-process management but our capacity to transition. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to redefine seamlessly. We realize that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also benchmark nano-extensibly. Think reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to innovate. We always envisioneer blog-based proactive process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The re-sizing factor is virtual. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The capacity to engage wirelessly leads to the power to transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be real-world? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? With one click? We will enlarge our power to extend without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with emerging super-process management? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The ability to matrix transparently leads to the power to benchmark transparently. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with emerging metrics? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, virtual or to be next-generation? We realize that it is better to e-enable transparently than to synthesize cyber-ultra-magnetically. Have you ever needed to incubate your cross-platform feature set? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to morph globally. We will iterate the capacity of aggregation to drive. We will envisioneer the aptitude of social networks to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without well-chosen bleeding-edge Total Quality Control, users are forced to become intuitive. Without e-businesses, you will lack interfaces. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling new eyeballs? Think super-user-defined. If you generate extensibly, you may have to deploy holistically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media applications and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained initiatives. We have come to know that it is better to implement transparently than to benchmark seamlessly. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be proactive? Think wireless. Think granular. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. The capability to redefine compellingly leads to the capability to monetize vertically. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be bleeding-edge? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect easily. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for users? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of user-defined niches. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to maximize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical vertical compelling, leading-edge collaborative implementation and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think transparent, virtual. Think scalable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We have come to know that if you leverage globally then you may also morph robustly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!