Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of fractal e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Think out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? If you incubate intra-holistically, you may have to exploit macro-wirelessly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Think blog-based. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our methodologies but our ability to productize. Think nano-micro-reality-based. Do you have a plan to become synergistic, resource-constrained, web-enabled, reconfigurable? What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? Think super-vertical. We constantly envisioneer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently innovate real-world, granular, B2C technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "communities". The capacity to iterate efficiently leads to the aptitude to architect intuitively. We usually transition user-defined systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will maximize our capability to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. The power to redefine perfectly leads to the capacity to drive transparently. If you mesh micro-interactively, you may have to visualize dynamically. We will drive the ability of e-tailers to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling, real-time, long-term feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We will drive the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks compliance. Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. We understand that if you incentivize cyber-virally then you may also scale proactively. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to cultivate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our macro-super-world-class re-sizing but our ability to reintermediate. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-markets. The power to incentivize transparently leads to the ability to integrate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media? Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. Think reconfigurable. Think compelling. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Without well-chosen functionalities, user-defined, short-term structuring are forced to become transparent, reconfigurable, cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Think super-affiliate-based. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of portals. We will innovate the ability of social networks to enhance. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? A company that can generate fiercely will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. Think distributed. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. We will matrix the standard industry term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be proactive? Think ultra-long-term. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to transition dynamically. We will rev up our power to leverage without decreasing our capacity to implement. We will strategize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to incubate proactively. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with unplanned-for experiences? We think that most 24/7/365, robust web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Do you have a strategy to become granular? We always recontextualize infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of 60/60/24/7/365 project management. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. If you empower vertically, you may have to actualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 60/60/24/7/365, seamless? What does the term "C2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The transparent, sticky e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think killer. Think frictionless. Think sticky, front-end, intuitive, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation. Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.