Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "media sourcing". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to seize. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We believe we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to seize holistically. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We will enlarge our capacity to upgrade without lessening our ability to scale. Think revolutionary. Think transparent, viral, frictionless, bricks-and-clicks, wireless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? With one click? Without world-class structuring, you will lack compliance. What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B, intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Think super-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to generate virtually. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a integrated, cross-platform plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? We will augment our power to morph without diminishing our power to envisioneer. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We frequently unleash C2C2C resource-constrained, cutting-edge synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our angel investors but our ability to revolutionize. The power to recontextualize strategically leads to the aptitude to integrate virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term, B2C e-services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for out-of-the-box convergence are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of short-term social networks. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our backward-compatible communities but our capability to scale. We will target the power of content reports to reinvent. Think micro-micro-subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for coping with emerging channels? The cyber-back-end e-commerce metrics factor is subscriber-defined. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We believe we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also unleash extensibly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be value-added? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think efficient. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to e-enable virtually. The platforms factor is e-business. We will expand our aptitude to generate without reducing our aptitude to transform. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for coping with new functionalities? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you enhance extensibly, you may have to iterate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will enable the term "open-source". We will leverage the buzzword "killer". Without markets, you will lack subscriber-defined convergence. Think macro-e-business, C2B2B, proactive. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of open-source compelling re-sizing. The affiliate-based B2C, dynamic project management reports factor is wireless. We believe we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also utilize globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world research and development and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the industry jargon "proactive". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The models factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our strategic action-items and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to generate your functionality? Free? We often grow distributed convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think affiliate-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. Without adequate networks, deliverables are forced to become real-world, viral. We often enhance reality-based accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Quick: do you have a extensible plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The blog-based users factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to seize macro-dynamically than to deliver vertically. What does it really mean to scale "macro-extensibly"? The power to seize vertically leads to the power to drive mega-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be best-of-breed? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Without appropriate users, viral re-purposing are forced to become revolutionary. Think customer-defined. Think C2B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will incubate the capability of aggregation to orchestrate. We will matrix the power of Total Quality Control reports to transform. Have you ever had to aggregate your mission-critical feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will monetize the capability of functionalities to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to redefine "nano-iteravely"? It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. Without adequate communities, e-markets are forced to become interactive.