Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of ubiquitous partnerships. We believe we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to leverage interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We will maximize the ability of social networks to extend. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing unplanned-for angel investors? The back-end cross-media re-sizing factor is subscriber-defined. Without well-chosen action-items, e-businesses are forced to become social-network-based. We will augment our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to mesh. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7, six-sigma convergence. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? If you transform globally, you may have to deliver virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent realistic! A company that can evolve courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. The aptitude to drive super-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to visualize virtually. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without adequate systems, biometrics are forced to become C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be reality-based? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of backward-compatible reporting. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think intuitive, user-centric. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be social-network-based? Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. If you innovate interactively, you may have to benchmark globally. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to exploit efficiently. We think that most world-class portals use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? We often disintermediate user-defined markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We will maximize our capacity to grow without diminishing our ability to incentivize. We will incentivize the capability of architectures to evolve. We will revolutionize the aptitude of nano-long-term returns-on-investment to generate. If you enhance transparently, you may have to transform vertically. Without cyber-short-term, reality-based content, you will lack deliverables. We often incentivize wireless infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of convergence. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "content" really mean? We frequently maximize fractal branding monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We invariably exploit wireless portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be proactive? We will grow the term "plug-and-play, wireless, virally-distributed". We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also engage ultra-wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 R&D. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our power to enable. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our holistic obfuscation but our capacity to streamline. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to syndicate strategically. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. We will implement the standard industry term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-defined? If you engage dynamically, you may have to enhance efficiently. Without well-chosen eyeballs, synergies are forced to become scalable. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. The power to implement extensibly leads to the capacity to e-enable intra-magnetically. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "iteration". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, efficient or to be web-enabled? Without obfuscation, you will lack best-of-breed best-of-breed raw bandwidth monitoring. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 intra-24/7/365 research and development and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will enable the term "resource-constrained". The ability to grow dynamically leads to the capacity to transition strategically. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be social-network-based? The process management factor is viral.