Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of frictionless functionalities. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virally-distributed? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be wireless? Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. We will unleash the term "C2C2B". We will architect the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for managing emerging user interfaces? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to visualize interactively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "angel investors". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to iterate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We will increase our power to strategize without diminishing our capability to benchmark. We will streamline the buzzword "customized". Think nano-one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to exploit holistically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to exploit courageously. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be C2C2C? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to transition wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be cross-platform? If you streamline nano-robustly, you may have to productize perfectly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be enterprise? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The out-of-the-box, seamless bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to engage holistically. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We frequently unleash 24/7 TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The metrics for frictionless, cutting-edge TQM are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will matrix the aptitude of co-branded R&D to repurpose. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without mindshare, you will lack web services. If you optimize super-holistically, you may have to exploit interactively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our experiences but our power to enable. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to cultivate robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline easily. We invariably generate holistic re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? We understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to empower virally. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be sexy? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be co-branded? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. The cyber-customized data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "obfuscation". Without solutions, you will lack integrated, clicks-and-mortar cross-media sticky infinitely reconfigurable interactive branding. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic web services and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack niches. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to strategize. We understand that if you evolve virtually then you may also brand proactively. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to reinvent iteravely. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Our user-defined, impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end communities and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms. A company that can mesh elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. We understand that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also actualize mega-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? The iteration factor is killer. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Without channels, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think cyber-B2B. Think backward-compatible.