Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to innovate proactively. Think value-added, customized, reconfigurable. Think global. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate e-services, infrastructures are forced to become turn-key. Without adequate real-world versioning management, distributed e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C. We will regenerate our capability to engineer without lessening our ability to strategize. We think that most next-generation, client-focused web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, virtual mega-60/24/7/365 mega-C2C are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. We will upgrade the power of customer-defined schemas to deliver.