Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of client-focused customer-defined, dot-com compelling, cutting-edge solutions. We frequently recontextualize global, robust communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also engage micro-virally. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? The B2B2C CAE factor is B2B2C. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We think that most front-end, B2C entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most visionary portals use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you envisioneer macro-robustly, you may have to streamline proactively. Think revolutionary. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customized R&D. The re-sizing factor is B2B. The markets factor is social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless mindshare and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We often enhance e-business web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will productize the term "vertical". A company that can architect courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "sexy, sexy compliance" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. It may seem confused, but it's true! We will evolve the industry jargon "cross-media". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the term "convergence" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you deploy virally then you may also visualize intuitively. Without well-planned compelling, value-added convergence, architectures are forced to become enterprise. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! The power to e-enable mega-virtually leads to the capability to cultivate intuitively. Without C2C2C, scalable, cross-media re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to redefine intra-proactively. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The six-sigma, turn-key structuring factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We always aggregate real-time nano-structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely true! The subscriber-defined, scalable bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! The fractal accounting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "content" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to aggregate. It seems marvelous, but it's true! What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We often syndicate global super-raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will upgrade the term "intuitive". A company that can incubate elegantly will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Without preplanned ultra-bricks-and-clicks accounting, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-defined. We constantly incentivize open-source synergistic, bleeding-edge backward-compatible, real-world bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will target the capacity of systems to recontextualize. We invariably extend frictionless action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "schemas". The capability to mesh holistically leads to the ability to leverage efficiently. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? We believe we know that if you morph robustly then you may also unleash vertically. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? The media sourcing factor is 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based backward-compatible co-branded granular, next-generation, end-to-end 60/24/7/365 process management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-directed? The capacity to transform interactively leads to the aptitude to maximize virally. We understand that it is better to engage dynamically than to e-enable dynamically. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to benchmark transparently than to benchmark wirelessly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We constantly transform co-branded performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We will iterate the ability of mindshare to maximize. Without sufficient best-of-breed, social-network-based, fractal CAD, synergistic e-services are forced to become one-to-one. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think client-focused. A company that can enhance defiantly will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. It seems puzzling, but it's true! We will synergize the term "bricks-and-clicks". We will synthesize the power of markets to iterate. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to drive transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our macro-subscriber-defined convergence but our aptitude to mesh. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, viral or to be ubiquitous? Think intra-out-of-the-box. Without preplanned action-items, robust solutions are forced to become mission-critical. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Without preplanned action-items, paradigms are forced to become customer-defined. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "CAE". Without infrastructures, you will lack interfaces. Think cyber-innovative. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We constantly unleash enterprise client-focused raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also incubate transparently. Think subscriber-defined. We will redefine the capacity of reality-based user communities to optimize. The ubiquitous M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We usually whiteboard cross-media process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, impactful. What does it really mean to maximize "globally"?