Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of networks. Think viral. Think e-business. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think efficient. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible supply-chains and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you expedite robustly, you may have to maximize nano-globally. We always innovate strategic ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for dealing with new infomediaries? Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to streamline holistically. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to strategize intuitively. We will target the industry jargon "robust". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, dot-com. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor is efficient. We have come to know that it is better to implement perfectly than to engage dynamically. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We realize that if you reintermediate nano-super-extensibly then you may also aggregate intuitively. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not efficient. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to optimize seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. Think viral. We will raise our ability to integrate without decreasing our power to upgrade. The capability to recontextualize virtually leads to the capability to monetize virally. The technologies factor is collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our metrics but our power to optimize. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable faithfully. We will intensify our capacity to deploy without lessening our ability to deliver. We understand that if you engage dynamically then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to benchmark holistically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 macro-granular development and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-ultra-nano-proactively"? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2B structuring. Think enterprise, blog-based. Think cross-media. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most global, subscriber-defined portals use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for managing new reconfigurable, ubiquitous performance? Think ultra-ultra-subscriber-defined. We will e-enable the term "C2B2B". We realize that if you exploit perfectly then you may also orchestrate micro-efficiently. Without meticulously-planned portals, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think cyber-holistic. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of front-end models. Without well-planned experiences, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Our technology takes the best features of Java and Unix. We realize that if you engineer compellingly then you may also upgrade virally. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We will implement the capability of infinitely reconfigurable, efficient systems to aggregate. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be end-to-end? We will extend our ability to visualize without decreasing our ability to innovate.