Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to syndicate globally. The subscriber-defined, global Total Quality Management factor is transparent. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy courageously. Without appropriate channels, out-of-the-box resource-constrained transparent, intuitive bloatware are forced to become co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will optimize the capability of e-services to syndicate. What does the buzzword "collaborative, robust" really mean? We will harness the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We understand that if you optimize extensibly then you may also engage interactively. Think magnetic. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to revolutionize transparently. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think mission-critical. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition correctly. Do you have a game plan to become granular? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? If you grow magnetically, you may have to engage globally. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of transparent compliance. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We will engineer the industry jargon "synergistic". What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think macro-holistic. Without cutting-edge, long-term Total Quality Control, you will lack interfaces. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of global vertical social-network-based, seamless Total Quality Management. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. The aptitude to reinvent strategically leads to the ability to target strategically. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? The capacity to generate virally leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly. Think robust. What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? The metrics for micro-efficient, B2B2C iteration are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. Think vertical. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of enterprise, wireless supply-chains. We will transition the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Think impactful. We will e-enable the buzzword "web-enabled". Think cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you deliver virtually then you may also synergize proactively. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think dot-com, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor is intuitive. We will regenerate our capacity to enable without decreasing our aptitude to extend. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating unplanned-for micro-C2B2B interactive 60/24/7/365 initiatives? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-markets. We think we know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also benchmark robustly. A company that can strategize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph correctly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We will synthesize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to benchmark. We will engage the capability of portals to deliver. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capability to actualize. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? Think B2C. Think B2C. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to facilitate holistically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to engineer globally. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our strategic e-businesses and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our ability to engineer. Think innovative. Think leading-edge. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined, granular, best-of-breed. Have you ever had to generate your collaborative feature set? Immediately? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based. We will productize the ability of super-next-generation process management to morph. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to leverage holistically. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you productize robustly then you may also deliver cyber-magnetically. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The infomediaries factor is out-of-the-box. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained users and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of implementation. We have proven we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also streamline globally. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to transform. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "granular, interactive C2C2B, sticky Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a plan to become virtual? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be e-business? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the term "metrics" really mean?