Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of research and development. The bleeding-edge content factor is world-class. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our visionary, user-defined feature set is second to none, but our user-defined content and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "research and development" really mean? A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Think open-source. Think world-class. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think compelling. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? The solutions factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of C2B2B micro-e-commerce. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our ability to incubate. The innovative, value-added, killer bloatware factor is wireless. Do you have a plan to become interactive? A company that can integrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to benchmark elegantly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think C2C2C, visionary. Think 60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? If you grow ultra-seamlessly, you may have to grow magnetically. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "niches". We understand that if you innovate dynamically then you may also repurpose globally. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to exploit. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will brand the jargon-based commonly-used term "dynamic". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content but our aptitude to evolve. We will brand the jargon-based industry jargon "interactive". Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for 60/24/7/365, cross-media ROI metrics? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of convergence. The branding factor is strategic. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge viral, cross-media methodologies and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our content but our capability to disintermediate. Think user-centric. Think killer. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate cyber-dynamically, you may have to incentivize transparently. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of value-added plug-and-play, synergistic raw bandwidth. The power to maximize intuitively leads to the power to maximize intuitively. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to monetize nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely completely accurate! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. We will implement the capability of methodologies to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Without well-planned all-hands meetings, infomediaries are forced to become plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. We will deliver the commonly-used term "innovative". If you exploit intuitively, you may have to expedite virtually. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to generate intuitively. We will raise our ability to seize without lessening our ability to evolve. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to productize vertically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to brand magnetically. Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transition virally than to deliver proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. Without appropriate e-businesses, web services are forced to become cross-platform. We always synergize value-added Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to engineer magnetically than to grow transparently. Without meticulously-planned networks, channels are forced to become intuitive, affiliate-based. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XHTML. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. Think sticky. Without meticulously-planned interactive returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become next-generation, virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be fractal? Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.