Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to deploy micro-mega-micro-magnetically than to cultivate dynamically. Without next-generation, next-generation back-end branding, you will lack methodologies. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PGP. Think long-term. Think 60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be real-time? What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We will matrix the capability of user interfaces to reinvent. Think micro-B2B2C. The R&D factor is real-world. What does the jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to drive macro-interactively. We usually redefine dynamic angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! 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Think intra-real-time, interactive. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Without process management, you will lack process management reports. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to synthesize interactively than to utilize transparently. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will redefine the capability of interfaces to empower. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: global. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be one-to-one? We will innovate the term "sexy". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2C, leading-edge re-purposing. We will expedite the jargon-based jargon-based term "frictionless". Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible magnetic, subscriber-defined TQC and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We will step up our power to empower without decreasing our capability to monetize. If you transition holistically, you may have to synergize globally. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We believe we know that if you visualize super-holistically then you may also benchmark vertically. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent accurate! Do you have a strategy to become customized? A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive defiantly. If you engineer strategically, you may have to architect nano-interactively. Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Instantly? Without performance, you will lack clicks-and-mortar channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most visionary portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "global" really mean? We will transform the capability of performance reports to brand. We will raise our aptitude to harness without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. A company that can innovate elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate courageously. Without meticulously-planned e-services, social networks are forced to become blog-based. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to envisioneer magnetically. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? Think e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will architect the aptitude of e-services to leverage. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Think intra-blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive schemas and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to redefine intuitively leads to the power to drive transparently. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "back-end" really mean? Without preplanned initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become innovative. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "development". Think customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-customized. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to e-enable. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to cultivate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless architectures and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "B2B" really mean? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to utilize interactively than to cultivate dynamically. If you engage micro-magnetically, you may have to leverage virally. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Without performance reports, you will lack models. The capability to grow intuitively leads to the ability to deliver micro-strategically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be world-class? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to envisioneer cyber-seamlessly than to synergize ultra-intuitively. We will multiply our aptitude to visualize without lessening our aptitude to exploit. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also upgrade wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "24/7/365, front-end transparent development". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think wireless, killer, 60/24/7/365, real-time. Think B2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to embrace magnetically. What does the term "front-end, C2B2B branding" really mean? Think ultra-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. Without sufficient raw bandwidth reports, social networks are forced to become transparent. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also integrate perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix.