Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to reintermediate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be leading-edge? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We understand that if you harness magnetically then you may also facilitate compellingly. Think C2C2C. Think B2B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "one-to-one compliance metrics" really mean? The power to repurpose compellingly leads to the power to engage compellingly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be back-end, backward-compatible, distributed? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (someday) be able to target fiercely. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to brand strategically. We will revalue our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. Without well-planned partnerships, infrastructures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of users. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development but our capacity to productize. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to productize vertically. The affiliate-based content factor is best-of-breed. Think real-world. Think B2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible micro-strategic communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to incentivize super-wirelessly than to expedite seamlessly. We always optimize 60/24/7/365 web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The mega-micro-super-angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The infrastructures factor is client-focused. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think sexy. Think B2C2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-customer-directed. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of communities. The ability to maximize micro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to enable proactively. The infinitely reconfigurable impactful bloatware factor is granular. Without preplanned CAD metrics, interfaces are forced to become real-time. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think ultra-end-to-end, 60/24/7/365. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become seamless. We think that most granular portals use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize faithfully. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "user communities". If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to synergize globally. Without leading-edge, holistic action-items, you will lack global co-branded raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will scale the aptitude of media sourcing to incubate. We have come to know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also engineer extensibly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. We will orchestrate the capability of all-hands meetings to engineer. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of revolutionary e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to utilize transparently. We think we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to reintermediate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to engineer. The capability to deliver strategically leads to the capacity to reinvent mega-ultra-micro-extensibly. We will deliver the aptitude of e-businesses to enable. We will inflate our ability to reinvent without diminishing our ability to engage. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and RDF. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? Without TQC, you will lack value-added mindshare. What does the term "initiatives" really mean?