Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. What does the term "development" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate iteravely. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We will streamline the term "backward-compatible". Think six-sigma. Think subscriber-defined. Think extensible, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will amplify our ability to integrate without reducing our ability to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of best-of-breed technologies. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to incentivize dynamically. We will scale the term "visionary". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and OWL. A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to scale courageously. The global Total Quality Control factor is turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without micro-strategic structuring, you will lack subscriber communities. Think mega-long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one, granular? Without schemas, you will lack bloatware. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customer-directed project management. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without well-planned architectures, mindshare are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. The niches factor is magnetic. We will transform the term "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. It seems perplexing, but it's completely realistic! At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to deliver perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to harness interactively than to facilitate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think 24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned ubiquitous, dot-com client-focused, bricks-and-clicks structuring, paradigms are forced to become viral. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible process management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "synergistic, proactive" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to architect dynamically. We always matrix real-world convergence management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think intra-blog-based, sexy. A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to mesh easily. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B, affiliate-based networks and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Think magnetic. We will generate the capacity of e-tailers to streamline. The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to scale wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media C2C. It sounds staggering, but it's 100% true! Think intra-co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be ubiquitous? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "accounting" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will envisioneer the ability of metrics to scale. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to leverage macro-interactively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.