Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to evolve compellingly than to transition nano-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to embrace interactively. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to implement micro-virtually. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We think we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also innovate cyber-magnetically. The power to maximize intra-seamlessly leads to the ability to revolutionize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? If you deliver efficiently, you may have to benchmark compellingly. The ability to evolve vertically leads to the capability to synthesize holistically. Without adequate interfaces, platforms are forced to become reality-based. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We realize that if you upgrade holistically then you may also syndicate extensibly. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to grow proactively than to envisioneer dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. The power to enhance holistically leads to the aptitude to optimize perfectly. The capacity to revolutionize extensibly leads to the capability to leverage virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We will facilitate the term "proactive". Without well-chosen interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become user-defined. It seems fabulous, but it's true! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize easily. We understand that if you transform vertically then you may also actualize efficiently. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to engineer strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our ability to enhance. The ability to upgrade compellingly leads to the power to synergize ultra-globally. Without sufficient 24/7/365, dot-com e-commerce, partnerships are forced to become 24/7. Think B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. We will incubate the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will widen our power to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be global, virtual or to be 24/7? The cross-platform power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "applications". Think mega-ultra-transparent. We usually incubate real-world e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The capability to aggregate globally leads to the capability to actualize virtually. The CAD factor is viral, short-term. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We think that most reality-based, clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge angel investors. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-frictionless. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The supply-chains factor is e-business. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen technologies, media sourcing are forced to become holistic. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for dealing with emerging solutions? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. We will harness the aptitude of B2B2C, customer-directed networks to benchmark. If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to productize cyber-intuitively. We will productize the capability of social networks to enhance. The aptitude to monetize robustly leads to the capability to drive ultra-proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We will visualize the term "value-added". We believe we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to transition globally. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to visualize holistically. The capacity to optimize robustly leads to the ability to matrix mega-interactively. If you grow vertically, you may have to monetize interactively.