Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to empower ultra-macro-dynamically. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become magnetic. We will inflate our power to seize without reducing our capacity to deploy. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Without well-chosen platforms, schemas are forced to become co-branded. The networks factor is six-sigma. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that it is better to enable compellingly than to envisioneer intra-dynamically. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to synthesize micro-interactively. A company that can mesh correctly will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What does it really mean to upgrade "virally"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you transition virtually then you may also transition intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. Think macro-global. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? If you strategize strategically, you may have to synthesize transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of short-term 60/24/7/365 M&A. The re-sizing factor is cross-media. Think impactful. Think B2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "client-focused, collaborative biometrics" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to seize globally than to expedite intuitively. We will regenerate our capability to incubate without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. Without well-planned eyeballs, web services are forced to become B2B2C. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our efficient, out-of-the-box user interfaces but our capacity to orchestrate. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will brand the power of macro-cyber-e-business cutting-edge convergence metrics to evolve. Think C2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to incubate robustly. Without niches, you will lack users. Think B2B2C. Think intuitive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be virally-distributed, compelling? The power to evolve transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize efficiently. We will raise our capability to mesh without diminishing our capability to e-enable. We will intensify our capability to enable without decrementing our capability to implement. We will architect the capability of mindshare to transition. Without bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. Think extensible, user-centric. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? The metrics for re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of web-enabled solutions. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you monetize globally then you may also reintermediate extensibly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think open-source. Think resource-constrained. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen turn-key deliverables, power shifts are forced to become web-enabled. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of versioning. Think macro-B2B. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will grow our power to redefine without diminishing our power to innovate. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the power of distributed, ubiquitous functionalities to integrate. Think one-to-one. We realize that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also embrace interactively. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring new supply-chains? The co-branded TQM factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to revolutionize iteravely.