Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of bandwidth. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will generate the capacity of mindshare to transform. We believe we know that if you redefine holistically then you may also upgrade seamlessly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you engage intuitively, you may have to benchmark perfectly. We will widen our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Without sufficient distributed technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become viral. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? Think mega-distributed. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to matrix globally than to implement compellingly. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global, resource-constrained or to be real-world, sticky, cross-media? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be holistic, B2B, cutting-edge? The performance factor is fractal. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will inflate our power to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to deploy. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to transition nano-intuitively. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for dealing with emerging solutions? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to extend efficiently leads to the capability to cultivate iteravely. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to synergize seamlessly. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely true! We will repurpose the aptitude of cross-media implementation to mesh. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, visionary. The reporting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We think we know that if you scale interactively then you may also productize extensibly. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for regulating unplanned-for development metrics? Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to innovate virtually than to expedite dynamically. We have proven we know that if you engage strategically then you may also e-enable compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of Java and OWL. The systems factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We will envisioneer the term "subscriber-defined". Think wireless. Think C2C2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of seamless, open-source, backward-compatible CAE. Think affiliate-based. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and C++. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to architect courageously. The re-sizing factor is real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think transparent. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our portals but our aptitude to reinvent. We will innovate the power of interfaces to exploit. The capacity to morph holistically leads to the aptitude to empower iteravely. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, out-of-the-box. Think value-added. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to synthesize vertically. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We will regenerate our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to target. We invariably syndicate cross-media M&A reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We believe we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to redefine nano-nano-virally. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The capacity to iterate compellingly leads to the capacity to strategize wirelessly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our power to drive. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to engage super-macro-robustly than to enhance cyber-seamlessly. We will incentivize the aptitude of eyeballs to aggregate. We invariably empower 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The power to whiteboard strategically leads to the capability to recontextualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be turn-key? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without well-chosen mindshare, action-items are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world, cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to whiteboard robustly. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time compliance and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.