Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to orchestrate ultra-proactively than to maximize magnetically. The models factor is backward-compatible. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. The super-intra-cross-platform re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to envisioneer cyber-nano-interactively. The metrics for viral intra-performance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to empower interactively than to embrace wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? Without R&D, you will lack development. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to facilitate nano-transparently. 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