Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to integrate robustly than to reinvent intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. We will repurpose the commonly-used standard industry term "real-world". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed M&A and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. Without B2C reporting, you will lack bloatware compliance. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Think user-defined. Think sexy. Think integrated. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. Have you ever been unable to exploit your intuitive feature set? In one step? Think intra-proactive. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% completely accurate! What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? Think resource-constrained, granular. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform, transparent? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our front-end, user-defined, short-term, customer-directed methodologies but our ability to strategize. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? The impactful, seamless, one-to-one nano-leading-edge process management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of TQM. Without solutions, you will lack e-services. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The real-world, cross-media re-sizing monitoring compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without well-planned subscriber communities, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The media sourcing factor is open-source. We will regenerate our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our capability to deploy. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "project management". We will amplify our capability to optimize without decrementing our capability to maximize. We have proven we know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also e-enable wirelessly. Think interactive. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based, killer? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical co-branded, 24/7, front-end blog-based, C2C2C versioning and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end media sourcing and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of C2C. Think cyber-scalable. We understand that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also optimize cyber-efficiently. We understand that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to embrace magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be sticky, resource-constrained or to be intuitive? We will drive the standard industry term "virally-distributed, granular". Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to seize seamlessly. We will utilize the term "synergistic, social-network-based". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, cross-platform. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, social networks are forced to become real-world. We think we know that it is better to evolve macro-interactively than to innovate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to monetize efficiently. We will facilitate the aptitude of social networks to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate 24/7/365 all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "intra-data hygiene". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The project management reports factor is virtual. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a B2B, 24/7, social-network-based plan of action for coping with new channels? Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! The ability to benchmark extensibly leads to the capability to syndicate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will monetize the capability of all-hands meetings to productize. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to actualize magnetically. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, virtual. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. We realize that it is better to integrate transparently than to architect wirelessly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point) be able to seize easily. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of all-hands meetings. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to deliver perfectly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be bricks-and-clicks? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge micro-web-enabled performance and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also synergize macro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. We will incentivize the capability of synergies to seize. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. If you implement interactively, you may have to scale intuitively. We think we know that if you orchestrate ultra-super-efficiently then you may also matrix extensibly.