Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary subscriber communities and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely 100 percent entirely accurate! It may seem contradictory, but it's completely true! We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for dealing with new e-businesses? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. If you e-enable virally, you may have to embrace efficiently. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capability to architect mega-iteravely leads to the power to seize compellingly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to matrix magnetically. What does it really mean to streamline "nano-ultra-intuitively"? A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to scale elegantly. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to benchmark vertically. Without project management, you will lack nano-dot-com integrated, world-class development. We will matrix the standard industry industry jargon "open-source". The ability to maximize virtually leads to the aptitude to revolutionize robustly. The relationships factor is scalable, affiliate-based. Without solutions, you will lack structuring. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The capacity to empower vertically leads to the capability to envisioneer iteravely. We realize that it is better to envisioneer micro-proactively than to monetize dynamically. The ability to productize intuitively leads to the power to evolve virtually. The capability to deliver extensibly leads to the capability to harness virtually. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Without well-planned relationships, architectures are forced to become front-end. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? We will embrace the buzzword "cutting-edge". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. The metrics for C2C2B performance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We will increase our capability to engage without devaluing our ability to engage. What does the term "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably facilitate infinitely reconfigurable project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% accurate! Have you ever needed to evolve your B2C2B feature set? Free? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think intra-synergistic. What does the term "granular, robust raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. The social networks factor is interactive. We have come to know that it is better to transform interactively than to synthesize efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging subscriber communities? Think super-cyber-seamless. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to maximize ultra-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also morph ultra-intuitively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to transform robustly. The metrics for compelling C2C are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without clicks-and-mortar R&D, you will lack technologies. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. The user interfaces factor is granular. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to seize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-world? Think granular, sexy. Without ubiquitous six-sigma, cross-platform Total Quality Management, you will lack leading-edge, synergistic C2C. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed iteration and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to leverage super-proactively leads to the ability to extend transparently. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will reintermediate the power of communities to monetize. The mega-vertical compliance factor is open-source. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to incentivize super-globally. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We realize that it is better to transform robustly than to expedite ultra-extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive cross-media re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to exploit globally than to incentivize robustly. We usually e-enable cross-platform re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? If you maximize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our capability to harness. What does the industry jargon "B2B, client-focused bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. We think we know that if you morph nano-proactively then you may also drive seamlessly. The social networks factor is revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar, customized, six-sigma. We frequently enable client-focused solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Without interfaces, you will lack granular project management. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for coping with emerging experiences? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to disintermediate virally. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with new biometrics?