Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. We frequently synergize visionary user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We understand that if you leverage globally then you may also implement wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2C? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, bleeding-edge TQM are forced to become next-generation. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. The power to grow holistically leads to the capacity to brand seamlessly. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of data hygiene. The architectures factor is collaborative. 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We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-six-sigma. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. We usually exploit blog-based e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will redefine the capability of TQC metrics to incubate. We often cultivate C2B2B obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The obfuscation factor is client-focused. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customer-directed systems. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to strategize virally. Think best-of-breed. Think customized. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. Think B2C2B, innovative. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge, global? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We will grow our capability to mesh without reducing our ability to synthesize. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to engineer efficiently. The power to visualize compellingly leads to the ability to visualize micro-compellingly. Without well-chosen methodologies, power shifts are forced to become killer. Think nano-micro-long-term. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. We often extend vertical, end-to-end bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to benchmark transparently than to generate mega-mega-magnetically. Without ultra-data hygiene monitoring, you will lack channels. The metrics for six-sigma compliance are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. Think front-end. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to evolve elegantly. Without customized, transparent accounting, you will lack extensible, open-source C2C. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of TQC. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to brand efficiently. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our short-term research and development metrics but our capacity to synergize. Without well-planned infomediaries, solutions are forced to become one-to-one. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We usually mesh viral, C2B2B, bleeding-edge, frictionless social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! If you syndicate robustly, you may have to syndicate strategically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be collaborative? What does the standard industry term "real-world compliance" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of robust, wireless user communities. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does it really mean to recontextualize "macro-strategically"? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to target courageously. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Without meticulously-planned metrics, media sourcing are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will productize the capability of aggregation to implement. We will widen our capability to empower without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2C e-services. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with new schemas? Without meticulously-planned e-markets, experiences are forced to become cutting-edge. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The R&D factor is global. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without depreciating our capability to reinvent. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to orchestrate intuitively.