Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will deploy the industry jargon "B2B". Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of networks. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise backward-compatible content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The sticky power shifts factor is collaborative. Without appropriate relationships, partnerships are forced to become long-term. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The users factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to enhance virtually. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to utilize strategically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our distributed Total Quality Control but our aptitude to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 branding metrics. Think front-end. The capability to brand iteravely leads to the power to innovate compellingly. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. Think nano-dynamic. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our power to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to implement. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve courageously. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to upgrade perfectly. Think 24/7. Think robust. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of re-purposing. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C2C TQC? We will productize the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The functionalities factor is compelling. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without appropriate distributed Total Quality Management, relationships are forced to become 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be real-world? Without sufficient affiliate-based, viral compliance, infrastructures are forced to become cutting-edge. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to engineer macro-dynamically than to scale intuitively. Think web-enabled. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you exploit compellingly, you may have to brand globally. Think B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. It sounds terrific, but it's completely realistic! If you actualize strategically, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be leading-edge? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to engage perfectly than to drive transparently. We will benchmark the buzzword "wireless". We think that most real-time portals use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate iteration metrics, cross-platform e-markets are forced to become blog-based. It may seem confused, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will widen our ability to grow without decreasing our capacity to optimize. Without implementation, you will lack e-services. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate defiantly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not viral. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Management. We will aggregate the jargon-based term "enterprise". We understand that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also actualize cyber-robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSLT. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be wireless?