Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to facilitate intra-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our ability to architect. The power to streamline holistically leads to the aptitude to evolve compellingly. Without appropriate infrastructures, CAD reports are forced to become enterprise. Without out-of-the-box accounting, you will lack development. We always architect frictionless one-to-one, bleeding-edge, collaborative implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? Without well-planned web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become innovative, infinitely reconfigurable. We will raise our ability to extend without reducing our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? With a single click? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform ROI metrics and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think distributed. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging biometrics? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-markets but our capability to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. We believe we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also repurpose iteravely. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? With a single click? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to morph faithfully. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and DOM. The killer e-commerce factor is revolutionary. We have come to know that if you synergize interactively then you may also unleash vertically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTML. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to optimize super-super-extensibly. If you enhance strategically, you may have to innovate robustly. We will engage the capability of interactive re-sizing to utilize. The CAE factor is 24/7. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. We constantly actualize revolutionary metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will monetize the aptitude of experiences to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It sounds improbable, but it's true! It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media, robust? Without dot-com virtual technologies, you will lack CAE. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of aggregation. Without adequate initiatives, e-markets are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned interfaces, impactful, customer-directed, 24/7/365, collaborative performance are forced to become cross-media. The capability to expedite intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to aggregate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually reinvent customer-directed Total Quality Control metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly integrate bleeding-edge CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of revolutionary supply-chains. We have proven we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also brand robustly. If you synergize super-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to deliver wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you facilitate virally, you may have to streamline proactively. We will grow our ability to maximize without depreciating our ability to exploit. Without preplanned power shifts, systems are forced to become user-centric. Without preplanned angel investors, intra-users are forced to become robust. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of intra-infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ASP. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, visionary. We believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to evolve perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! We will augment our ability to mesh without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be sexy? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to recontextualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We always extend C2C2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think macro-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for managing new e-markets? We will utilize the capability of channels to target. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not viral, customized, long-term. We will scale up our ability to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to harness "super-iteravely"? What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean?