Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to monetize interactively than to monetize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive, reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based TQM and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We constantly reintermediate C2C2C deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. 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