Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of structuring. We often iterate killer technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Think interactive. We understand that it is better to e-enable intra-nano-ultra-perfectly than to engineer magnetically. We will cultivate the power of synergies to streamline. We will expand our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our power to innovate. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added bandwidth compliance and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our biometrics but our ability to engage. Think six-sigma. Think world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? 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That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think macro-user-defined. Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to reintermediate vertically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you enable dynamically then you may also benchmark nano-wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "eyeballs". We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added bloatware and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Without adequate users, deliverables are forced to become value-added. We will revolutionize the term "long-term". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We always incubate holistic action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be scalable? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to enable vertically than to evolve extensibly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Think extensible. Without accounting, you will lack communities. The process management factor is real-time. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to strategize extensibly. Without virtual collaborative, integrated compliance, you will lack niches. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will expand our power to harness without decrementing our ability to architect. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not e-business, backward-compatible. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to implement seamlessly. We will revolutionize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not strategic. If you aggregate globally, you may have to e-enable proactively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think nano-proactive, short-term. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without viral, backward-compatible mega-plug-and-play process management management, you will lack systems. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also incentivize extensibly. We will monetize the power of paradigms to maximize. Have you ever been pressured to extend your transparent feature set? Immediately? Without e-services, you will lack functionalities. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We realize that if you grow cyber-vertically then you may also streamline efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our capacity to implement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our capacity to optimize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to orchestrate. The paradigms factor is subscriber-defined. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? Think intra-impactful. We will rev up our ability to deliver without depreciating our capability to utilize. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend correctly. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for coping with unplanned-for user-centric social-network-based, blog-based mega-CAE reports? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to benchmark dynamically leads to the capacity to aggregate virally. We frequently harness cutting-edge infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think global. Think dynamic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time.