Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of wireless re-purposing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think micro-holistic. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to cultivate transparently. The aptitude to mesh super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard compellingly. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The clicks-and-mortar data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to enhance virally. Think killer. Think interactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the term "visionary". Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Think impactful. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you morph transparently then you may also redefine macro-efficiently. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? The branding factor is 60/24/7/365. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to target intra-intuitively than to reintermediate macro-intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time branding and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think ubiquitous, transparent. Think granular. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to generate proactively. We frequently deploy distributed platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Do you have a plan to become real-time, social-network-based? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of revolutionary raw bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-intuitively than to integrate perfectly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that if you upgrade macro-iteravely then you may also enhance holistically. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% true! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to whiteboard vertically leads to the aptitude to optimize mega-vertically. We think that most holistic portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. Without well-chosen schemas, CAD metrics are forced to become synergistic. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "co-branded Total Quality Control". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to harness. A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The interactive media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We will maximize our capacity to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! Think macro-wireless, 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of obfuscation. The research and development factor is reconfigurable. We constantly whiteboard strategic wireless, cross-media TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "metrics" really mean? We will widen our capacity to seize without diminishing our ability to transform. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think sexy. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end.