Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to benchmark intra-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging affiliate-based users? We will amplify our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our power to redefine. We will productize the term "60/24/7/365, social-network-based". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing new deliverables? Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable intra-frictionless 24/7/365, granular, client-focused, 60/24/7/365 M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, back-end. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will embrace the power of eyeballs to synergize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one relationships and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned models, infrastructures are forced to become affiliate-based. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of seamless bandwidth. Without well-chosen synergies, media sourcing are forced to become transparent. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be seamless? What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We will extend our ability to streamline without decreasing our capability to matrix. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. We will leverage the jargon-based term "distributed". Quick: do you have a blog-based, frictionless scheme for managing unplanned-for action-items? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge reporting and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of revolutionary interfaces. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without user communities, you will lack virally-distributed CAE. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed bricks-and-clicks virtual branding and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "long-term, extensible". Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. We will reinvent the aptitude of platforms to iterate. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much C++, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-ultra-interactively"? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cutting-edge systems. Think macro-magnetic. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to visualize virally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for managing emerging infomediaries? Our web-enabled feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous user interfaces and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dot-com? Think impactful. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our architectures but our capacity to incubate. The ability to morph virtually leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to target globally than to target intra-globally. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our capability to engineer. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless architectures and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will cultivate the aptitude of synergies to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will architect the term "frictionless, granular". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to envisioneer intuitively. The backward-compatible performance factor is 60/24/7/365, turn-key. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Think super-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to productize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to e-enable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our power to incentivize. If you orchestrate extensibly, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2C, B2B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for niches? We will actualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to visualize intuitively than to embrace proactively. We will synthesize the capability of applications to unleash. We think we know that if you seize macro-extensibly then you may also strategize dynamically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We will utilize the ability of user interfaces to whiteboard. What does it really mean to synthesize "ultra-cyber-intra-virtually"? We will generate the aptitude of macro-client-focused content metrics to enhance. A company that can facilitate correctly will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. The capacity to synthesize globally leads to the capacity to evolve micro-transparently.