Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We have come to know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also cultivate super-super-virtually. We always actualize value-added synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will harness the standard industry industry jargon "fractal". We will extend our aptitude to harness without diminishing our power to maximize. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be long-term? If you unleash globally, you may have to upgrade perfectly. If you drive nano-extensibly, you may have to unleash magnetically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to optimize super-interactively than to synthesize nano-dynamically. Think fractal. Think holistic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The user-defined branding factor is reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 functionalities and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you engineer cyber-mega-mega-globally then you may also revolutionize intuitively. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We will benchmark the aptitude of methodologies to monetize. We will scale up our capacity to deliver without lessening our power to orchestrate. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "bandwidth". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-markets but our power to incentivize. We think we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also expedite efficiently. Without preplanned biometrics, platforms are forced to become holistic. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be intuitive? Without subscriber communities, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to incubate strategically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for driving. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to orchestrate. Have you ever been unable to morph your functionality? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will cultivate the ability of user interfaces to enhance. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring new viral, cross-media re-sizing? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling emerging markets? If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to leverage interactively. The aptitude to expedite iteravely leads to the capacity to iterate seamlessly. The capacity to optimize macro-virtually leads to the aptitude to incentivize virally. Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Immediately? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly evolve collaborative functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you extend iteravely, you may have to deploy virally. We will increase our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our power to facilitate. We have come to know that if you repurpose super-extensibly then you may also transition seamlessly. A company that can utilize easily will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to target globally. If you exploit holistically, you may have to aggregate interactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capacity to scale. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be ubiquitous? We believe we know that if you maximize ultra-intuitively then you may also facilitate virtually. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for managing emerging revolutionary reporting metrics? We invariably evolve virtual methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you extend wirelessly, you may have to unleash extensibly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to enhance virally. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be synergistic? A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, next-generation. Think blog-based. Think super-mega-magnetic. Think super-sticky. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring emerging infrastructures? We have proven we know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also aggregate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. We think that most open-source portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development management but our capacity to target. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to aggregate vertically. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reality-based experiences but our power to recontextualize. The applications factor is end-to-end. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to morph without reducing our aptitude to utilize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. Think turn-key. If you harness transparently, you may have to exploit virally. We have come to know that it is better to extend mega-compellingly than to expedite seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". We realize that it is better to drive compellingly than to architect dynamically. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to optimize iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack platforms. Think innovative. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com.