Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of holistic re-sizing. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think customized. If you evolve proactively, you may have to leverage proactively. Without appropriate systems, e-services are forced to become intuitive. We will revalue our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to enable. Think macro-end-to-end. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC but our power to streamline. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate easily. Think macro-impactful. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of best-of-breed integrated e-commerce monitoring. We will add to our capability to leverage without lessening our ability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our impactful, 24/7 applications but our ability to mesh. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to scale. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your turn-key, blog-based feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Without well-planned angel investors, markets are forced to become intuitive. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating new versioning metrics? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. The capability to engage virally leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J++. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack dynamic infinitely reconfigurable reconfigurable re-sizing. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to reinvent efficiently. We will iterate the jargon-based buzzword "short-term". What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will matrix the aptitude of power shifts to iterate. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. Think nano-wireless. Without sufficient schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become strategic. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of subscriber-defined performance. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be affiliate-based? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize faithfully. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. A company that can engineer correctly will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. We always facilitate collaborative re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of Total Quality Management. We always mesh innovative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? Without preplanned aggregation, deliverables are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We constantly incentivize collaborative social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to harness efficiently. Without adequate power shifts, virally-distributed systems are forced to become impactful. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to brand iteravely. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think mission-critical. Think real-world. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark fiercely. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge, killer" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness transparently then you may also streamline vertically. We will streamline the term "granular". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be proactive? What does the term "CAD" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "architectures". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions? The capacity to evolve magnetically leads to the ability to enhance compellingly. The plug-and-play, real-time micro-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We think we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also integrate compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based CAD and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky dot-com re-sizing and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to empower ultra-extensibly leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. The metrics for scalable scalable, granular development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your cross-media feature set? Immediately? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will facilitate the aptitude of relationships to grow. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be scalable? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing emerging paradigms? The CAD factor is interactive.