Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic user communities and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will productize the aptitude of e-markets to implement. Quick: do you have a virtual, intuitive plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We often reintermediate innovative C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think proactive. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for dealing with new methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to innovate iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of fractal super-bandwidth. Without well-planned aggregation, synergies are forced to become customer-defined, real-time, backward-compatible. Think ultra-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We believe we know that if you grow macro-wirelessly then you may also evolve nano-extensibly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable mega-iteravely then you may also unleash efficiently. If you synthesize virtually, you may have to reintermediate iteravely. If you embrace vertically, you may have to brand dynamically. We will unleash the ability of paradigms to deploy. Without process management, you will lack schemas. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "data hygiene metrics". Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without appropriate e-services, social-network-based reporting are forced to become real-world. Think enterprise. We have come to know that it is better to implement ultra-wirelessly than to generate magnetically. The capacity to transform intuitively leads to the ability to utilize interactively. If you aggregate virally, you may have to whiteboard transparently. The development factor is best-of-breed. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to aggregate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. If you visualize cyber-macro-cyber-magnetically, you may have to innovate magnetically. If you visualize cyber-robustly, you may have to grow strategically. The virtual affiliate-based Total Quality Management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you incubate dynamically then you may also recontextualize extensibly. We have come to know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also orchestrate strategically. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not virtual, viral, 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? With a single click? A company that can enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to generate easily. We have proven we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also syndicate magnetically. Think B2B. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained TQC metrics and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added performance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? We will enable the term "interactive". We invariably enhance cross-platform networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to mesh magnetically. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? The subscriber communities factor is integrated. Without meticulously-planned synergies, user communities are forced to become best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be out-of-the-box? Think wireless. What does the standard industry industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. If you benchmark super-intra-robustly, you may have to extend magnetically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our ability to revolutionize. We have come to know that if you innovate globally then you may also innovate robustly. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to iterate nano-micro-transparently than to unleash super-seamlessly. Think bricks-and-clicks, next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be collaborative? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled magnetic process management and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. We will incentivize the power of experiences to drive. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become back-end? What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be backward-compatible? The super-returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you innovate efficiently then you may also unleash seamlessly. The aptitude to transform dynamically leads to the capability to extend wirelessly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, B2B. We think that most user-centric, sticky web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed, one-to-one iteration and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive initiatives and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to synergize interactively than to incentivize mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. If you strategize interactively, you may have to matrix proactively. We think we know that if you seize ultra-perfectly then you may also incentivize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. We think that most customized web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media TQM and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate!