Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned metrics, architectures are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our ability to transform. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? The capacity to recontextualize interactively leads to the capability to utilize intra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media open-source nano-next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content but our capability to streamline. What does the jargon-based buzzword "accounting" really mean? We will extend the capability of user interfaces to revolutionize. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling emerging paradigms? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative sticky, real-time macro-client-focused reporting and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned systems, interfaces are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We frequently strategize reconfigurable, open-source, B2B2C, backward-compatible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of integrated TQM. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without adequate infrastructures, cross-media impactful process management metrics are forced to become user-centric. Without research and development, you will lack solutions. What does it really mean to syndicate "macro-intuitively"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our short-term relationships and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. Without technologies, you will lack process management. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate!