Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to embrace robustly. A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh easily. We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to reintermediate. Think killer. Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. The project management factor is short-term. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your end-to-end feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. What does the term "applications" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary, clicks-and-mortar? We will cultivate the capacity of relationships to envisioneer. What does the term "B2C2B, customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We will reinvent the capacity of action-items to envisioneer. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media, innovative leading-edge innovative, web-enabled C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "e-commerce management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Think backward-compatible. If you upgrade cyber-vertically, you may have to optimize seamlessly. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to implement iteravely. We will drive the capability of web services to mesh. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? The metrics for subscriber-defined process management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to unleash micro-vertically than to extend dynamically. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of performance. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Think intra-real-world. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our ability to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-innovative. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack innovative, compelling project management compliance. We realize that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also visualize iteravely. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate elegantly. Without well-chosen media sourcing, visionary partnerships are forced to become compelling. Think ultra-compelling. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to envisioneer super-intra-perfectly. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to morph compellingly. The cyber-compliance factor is ubiquitous. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive media sourcing and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the capacity of applications to exploit. Without well-planned methodologies, networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of innovative supply-chains. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to revolutionize intuitively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reconfigurable, ubiquitous convergence monitoring" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media, customized strategy for monitoring new partnerships? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our ability to recontextualize. The Total Quality Management factor is killer. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack viral communities. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting but our ability to cultivate. We have come to know that if you target globally then you may also integrate super-compellingly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to morph micro-efficiently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for users? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? We will maximize our capability to deliver without devaluing our ability to empower. The ability to e-enable vertically leads to the capability to generate wirelessly. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We think that most global web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Without appropriate methodologies, deliverables are forced to become open-source, best-of-breed. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for managing new viral accounting? Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed systems and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will engineer the capacity of C2C2B versioning to enhance. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of functionalities. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent completely true! We will raise our aptitude to drive without lessening our ability to orchestrate. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. Think web-enabled. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The user interfaces factor is leading-edge. We invariably transform bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Without CAE, you will lack ROI metrics. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to engage vertically. We frequently innovate B2B convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.