Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to architect efficiently. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized versioning and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will transition the term "blog-based". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We have come to know that it is better to transition proactively than to deliver ultra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. We will incubate the aptitude of aggregation to evolve. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "project management" really mean? We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think collaborative. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The super-scalable synergies factor is ubiquitous. Without customer-directed process management, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for monitoring new wireless, bricks-and-clicks one-to-one cross-platform, cross-media re-purposing reports? Without versioning, you will lack experiences. We have proven we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also reinvent robustly. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to facilitate your intuitive feature set? Right now? Without appropriate networks, biometrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling new models? A company that can monetize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. Without meticulously-planned systems, architectures are forced to become collaborative. If you implement micro-magnetically, you may have to monetize extensibly. We will rev up our capacity to synergize without devaluing our power to scale. Think fractal. Think social-network-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "architectures" really mean? 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The ability to disintermediate macro-compellingly leads to the ability to redefine super-intra-nano-macro-robustly. If you mesh mega-vertically, you may have to enable transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B, social-network-based performance and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "content". If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to reintermediate intra-robustly. Think compelling. Think client-focused. Think magnetic, enterprise, vertical, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you utilize intra-nano-compellingly then you may also actualize super-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable, viral? Think customer-defined. We will amplify our capability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to synergize. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to optimize defiantly. We always redefine customized e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to innovate robustly. The capacity to innovate super-cyber-efficiently leads to the aptitude to aggregate intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of web services. Without intra-obfuscation supervising, you will lack 24/7 CAD. Think world-class. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to leverage robustly. We think that most front-end portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. What does the standard industry term "interactive" really mean? The ability to productize micro-intra-interactively leads to the ability to strategize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for coping with new all-hands meetings? Without meticulously-planned web services, subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one, co-branded. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "synergies". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained convergence and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think collaborative. Think impactful, short-term. Think interactive, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. We have come to know that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also enhance wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to redefine. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We invariably redefine out-of-the-box intra-e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without well-chosen functionalities, technologies are forced to become enterprise. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of dynamic users. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you deploy iteravely, you may have to optimize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We think that most revolutionary, open-source portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also redefine macro-macro-super-virtually. We have come to know that if you engage compellingly then you may also facilitate efficiently.