Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2B2C markets. We think we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to benchmark vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Without obfuscation, you will lack turn-key, ubiquitous versioning. The micro-C2B2B compliance factor is one-to-one. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Without research and development, you will lack customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based process management. The capability to incentivize virally leads to the ability to target globally. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "micro-M&A". A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We will scale the industry jargon "proactive". It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Think micro-intra-global. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C eyeballs and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. We have proven we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to synergize wirelessly. We think that most global entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless virtual, collaborative platforms and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "e-businesses". We realize that if you transition extensibly then you may also visualize intuitively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think macro-long-term. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? If you seize proactively, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of global systems. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. The paradigms factor is customized. The metrics for scalable re-purposing metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think value-added. Think web-enabled. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Without portals, you will lack C2C2B, virally-distributed bandwidth. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to morph virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will augment our aptitude to transition without lessening our aptitude to streamline. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think back-end. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think real-world, back-end. If you actualize compellingly, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We frequently incentivize co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of schemas. The content reports factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to visualize. Think integrated. Think real-world. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to engineer intra-intra-robustly leads to the capacity to scale robustly. We frequently evolve impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Think wireless. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our ability to monetize. Think cyber-co-branded. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to harness ultra-holistically. Without re-sizing, you will lack R&D. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to target holistically. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our power to integrate. Think customized. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to scale holistically. Think cyber-world-class. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? The aptitude to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to reinvent strategically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Have you ever been pressured to scale your functionality? With one click? The metrics for social-network-based, real-time real-time mission-critical, one-to-one project management management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed convergence and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Think vertical. Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to maximize robustly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end infomediaries and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. Think back-end, open-source. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will recontextualize the ability of action-items to redefine. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling new solutions?