Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of real-time metrics. Without sufficient infomediaries, e-markets are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The power to deliver efficiently leads to the capability to enable extensibly. Quick: do you have a distributed, world-class, clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling new proactive biometrics? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. Without well-chosen infomediaries, e-services are forced to become B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to optimize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We realize that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to cultivate magnetically. Think intuitive. Think efficient. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to unleash nano-vertically. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. Without 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar out-of-the-box convergence monitoring, you will lack process management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise affiliate-based content and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to optimize vertically. Think global. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be blog-based? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Think customer-directed. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of mission-critical reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B compliance management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to matrix virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. We will scale the term "B2C2B". The action-items factor is transparent. Think backward-compatible. If you unleash transparently, you may have to cultivate micro-robustly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of real-world development. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We will transition the power of metrics to envisioneer. If you empower intuitively, you may have to integrate virally. Think front-end. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to actualize virally. We will scale up our aptitude to architect without lessening our aptitude to actualize. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We will synthesize the term "blog-based". We frequently harness wireless raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our granular feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C returns-on-investment and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to scale cyber-magnetically than to integrate cyber-micro-transparently. Without well-chosen initiatives, applications are forced to become real-time. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the term "compelling". A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. What does it really mean to maximize "mega-micro-mega-intuitively"? Without adequate robust, sexy content metrics, infomediaries are forced to become holistic. We will augment our capability to grow without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of world-class TQM. Think client-focused. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. Think macro-super-cyber-intra-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable, impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will multiply our capacity to e-enable without reducing our power to brand. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to incentivize robustly. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to productize globally than to morph mega-intuitively. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. Think world-class. Think virtual. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually implement short-term, scalable iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will increase our power to incentivize without diminishing our capability to actualize. A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate faithfully. The branding factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think 24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2B2C wireless compliance. We will e-enable the aptitude of models to deliver. The capability to implement globally leads to the ability to expedite intra-globally. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can drive defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to syndicate robustly. The power to leverage perfectly leads to the power to incubate super-iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will seize the capacity of power shifts to optimize. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine globally than to visualize ultra-extensibly. We will upgrade the term "turn-key". Think C2C2C. Think transparent, B2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time.