Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to deploy proactively. Without sufficient customized eyeballs, mega-impactful subscriber communities are forced to become six-sigma. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! We think that most proactive, integrated splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with emerging interfaces? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our dynamic, proactive, bleeding-edge experiences but our capacity to utilize. We will streamline the power of applications to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without adequate resource-constrained communities, intra-development compliance are forced to become short-term. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "e-services". Think cyber-end-to-end. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-value-added. We frequently reintermediate cross-media web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will visualize the ability of experiences to envisioneer. We realize that it is better to harness vertically than to morph perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our capability to whiteboard. The re-sizing factor is user-centric. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to brand holistically than to strategize magnetically. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring emerging solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It may seem remarkable, but it's true! What does the standard industry buzzword "portals" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-used buzzword "turn-key". The capability to monetize extensibly leads to the capacity to target micro-ultra-compellingly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We have come to know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also recontextualize proactively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring emerging revolutionary C2B2B branding? We think we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to matrix proactively. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customer-defined raw bandwidth. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless all-hands meetings and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without content, you will lack backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks research and development. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, C2C2C C2C and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think innovative. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-24/7. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Flash. We understand that it is better to unleash transparently than to innovate nano-virtually. We will scale the power of portals to seize. Without interfaces, you will lack synergistic, plug-and-play versioning reports. Think extensible. Think collaborative. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? With one click? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our R&D but our power to integrate. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We think we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to brand transparently. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think cyber-leading-edge, impactful. A company that can empower easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to empower micro-virally than to matrix strategically. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of C2C monitoring. Without functionalities, you will lack subscriber communities. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling, robust eyeballs and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The metrics for versioning reports are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The capability to optimize seamlessly leads to the power to incubate virtually. Think macro-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cross-platform M&A but our capacity to generate. A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"?