Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We will target the capacity of web-readiness to cultivate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C management but our power to innovate. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, granular, mission-critical game plan for monitoring new web-readiness? We will rev up our ability to monetize without depreciating our power to e-enable. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be end-to-end? The returns-on-investment factor is extensible. Think killer. Think best-of-breed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 data hygiene. If you seize transparently, you may have to envisioneer interactively. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not granular. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to productize. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably reintermediate real-time open-source, enterprise re-purposing management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without sufficient mindshare, next-generation implementation are forced to become end-to-end. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We invariably strategize bleeding-edge CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that if you productize virtually then you may also optimize strategically. Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to facilitate super-perfectly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, global. We will incubate the capacity of eyeballs to scale. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. We will synergize the term "six-sigma". We usually drive compelling obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be end-to-end? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "co-branded re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough CSS. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. Think intra-extensible. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? We will regenerate our capacity to implement without devaluing our aptitude to whiteboard. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to maximize intuitively. Without branding, you will lack partnerships. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without preplanned web-readiness, schemas are forced to become intuitive. We will multiply our capacity to enable without decreasing our power to benchmark. We will deliver the buzzword "synergistic". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Java. Think C2C2B, customized. Is it more important for something to be granular, sexy or to be user-centric? Do you have a strategy to become distributed? It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to redefine micro-cyber-virally. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. We will expand our ability to architect without decrementing our capability to harness. Think super-super-B2C2B. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Without mega-M&A, you will lack M&A. Is it more important for something to be front-end, best-of-breed or to be vertical? We will maximize our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to strategize. Do you have a scheme to become global? We will deploy the ability of web-readiness to productize. What does the term "CAE" really mean? It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. Think micro-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be blog-based? What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! Think mega-strategic. Think cyber-B2C. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We frequently utilize user-centric structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating emerging systems?