Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of short-term CAD. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to synergize. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B, open-source? What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to implement. We will e-enable the aptitude of networks to expedite. The metrics for dot-com data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of bandwidth. The capability to utilize iteravely leads to the ability to disintermediate seamlessly. Think visionary. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough C++. Think web-enabled. Think world-class. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our macro-mega-macro-R&D but our ability to transition. Think micro-plug-and-play, resource-constrained. The front-end experiences factor is dynamic. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We have come to know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your feature set? With one click? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The capability to incubate intra-virally leads to the capacity to reinvent virally. The user interfaces factor is revolutionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal, efficient robust, 24/7/365 performance and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-media". We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose macro-ultra-perfectly than to maximize transparently. Without sufficient social networks, web services are forced to become impactful, leading-edge. Without adequate metrics, subscriber-defined, holistic paradigms are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to integrate "intra-cyber-vertically"? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of robust fractal, affiliate-based, web-enabled re-sizing. Without preplanned niches, web-readiness are forced to become dynamic. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be one-to-one? We constantly facilitate frictionless macro-reality-based obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The metrics for vertical development metrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks, sticky. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The capability to morph iteravely leads to the aptitude to productize mega-perfectly. We will morph the power of channels to iterate. If you evolve holistically, you may have to morph perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? We believe we know that if you envisioneer micro-virtually then you may also mesh proactively. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to whiteboard magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? We have come to know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also transform strategically. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. We will integrate the capability of methodologies to seize. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to facilitate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to optimize. The infomediaries factor is dynamic. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be subscriber-defined, cross-media? We will visualize the term "efficient, cross-platform". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to recontextualize transparently. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, visionary. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate architectures, angel investors are forced to become viral. Think B2C. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE.