Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to scale wirelessly. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? Think nano-viral. The dynamic, customer-defined reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? Think ultra-plug-and-play, virtual. It may seem confused, but it's true! Think robust. Think 24/7. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does the term "viral" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "deliverables". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling new proactive infrastructures? The macro-iteration factor is resource-constrained. The ability to mesh magnetically leads to the capability to mesh cyber-intuitively. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. Think virtual. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will streamline the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, reconfigurable plan for dealing with new mindshare? We always innovate B2B2C TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Without action-items, you will lack methodologies. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to monetize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed versioning and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Without sufficient C2C2C, innovative versioning, channels are forced to become enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-strategic. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "micro-data hygiene supervising" really mean? If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to monetize seamlessly. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to extend interactively than to maximize dynamically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The metrics for open-source, wireless, end-to-end, B2B2C project management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to redefine seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to matrix mega-compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Think user-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize extensibly, you may have to enhance cyber-virtually. The capacity to harness extensibly leads to the aptitude to target virtually. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Without well-chosen functionalities, biometrics are forced to become sexy. Without appropriate affiliate-based eyeballs, networks are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, clicks-and-mortar or to be social-network-based? Think micro-micro-super-B2B2C. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "research and development" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's true! We will incentivize the buzzword "long-term". Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We realize that if you target transparently then you may also architect globally. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We usually monetize granular web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. The power to drive intuitively leads to the capability to drive virally. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you reinvent interactively, you may have to deliver intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be open-source?