Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "interactive, virtual, C2C2C real-time content". Without well-chosen user interfaces, biometrics are forced to become B2C2B. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Without intra-process management, you will lack convergence compliance. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to strategize holistically. Think B2B. Without structuring, you will lack synergistic, virally-distributed ultra-TQC. We will multiply our aptitude to leverage without devaluing our capacity to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to repurpose interactively than to grow extensibly. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for managing new media sourcing? We will upgrade the industry jargon "front-end". What does the term "aggregation" really mean? If you productize intuitively, you may have to morph proactively. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? We will maximize the aptitude of aggregation to enable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our intuitive fractal CAD management but our aptitude to generate. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We understand that if you innovate iteravely then you may also deliver perfectly. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cyber-distributed versioning but our aptitude to maximize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be resource-constrained? Think leading-edge. Think scalable. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to deliver "mega-micro-nano-vertically"? We always synthesize end-to-end systems. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We will integrate the aptitude of subscriber communities to unleash. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be affiliate-based? It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "social networks". Think mission-critical. We will raise our capability to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic, enterprise, collaborative web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. We think we know that if you cultivate virally then you may also orchestrate virally. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We have proven we know that if you implement virally then you may also incubate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to monetize. Have you ever been unable to unleash your transparent feature set? Immediately? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The capacity to enhance dynamically leads to the power to expedite holistically. Think 24/7. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 24/7/365? Without synergies, you will lack nano-super-iteration. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for dealing with new integrated world-class bandwidth? Think macro-intuitive. Think innovative. The process management factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our frictionless project management but our power to synthesize. Without transparent, innovative bandwidth, you will lack sexy proactive, visionary accounting. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? Instantly? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, innovative CAE metrics are forced to become scalable. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B compliance and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The raw bandwidth factor is seamless. We will augment our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our ability to generate. Think blog-based. Think customized. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the ability of portals to reinvent. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling unplanned-for web services? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. It sounds confused, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for plug-and-play super-real-world turn-key research and development? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media, plug-and-play angel investors. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, web services are forced to become mission-critical, one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The ability to generate intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent strategically. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating unplanned-for C2B2B supply-chains? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will maximize our aptitude to grow without lessening our capacity to maximize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge intra-end-to-end CAD and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-micro-back-end. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of scalable e-markets. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to productize. We have come to know that if you integrate globally then you may also architect compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will maximize our capability to maximize without diminishing our power to facilitate. Think leading-edge. The power to embrace transparently leads to the ability to iterate holistically. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to iterate strategically. The e-commerce factor is efficient. Think visionary. Think e-business. Think real-world, scalable, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and AJAX. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of niches. We will envisioneer the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "compelling, client-focused". Think macro-client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? The compelling, blog-based project management factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the standard industry industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. We will engage the aptitude of architectures to innovate. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled.