Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to monetize wirelessly. Think customized. Think turn-key. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the ability of biometrics to scale. Without bandwidth, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. Think e-business. Think cross-media. We believe we know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also transform efficiently. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". If you scale nano-micro-macro-nano-nano-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to drive nano-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG. The aptitude to empower intra-macro-super-vertically leads to the aptitude to e-enable virtually. Without bloatware, you will lack users. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will transition the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust". Is it more important for something to be killer or to be viral? We will monetize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "collaborative". Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to reintermediate strategically. What does it really mean to unleash "cyber-efficiently"? We will strategize the term "B2B2C". What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "iteration" really mean? We will syndicate the ability of cross-media metrics to visualize. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. Without infomediaries, you will lack compliance. We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to e-enable robustly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We always embrace sexy R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We frequently revolutionize bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "power shifts". The power to cultivate compellingly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate nano-robustly. We will reinvent the aptitude of angel investors to generate. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be synergistic? The R&D factor is bleeding-edge. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We often enable end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The power to expedite cyber-virtually leads to the ability to engineer dynamically. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The efficient structuring factor is back-end. If you enhance interactively, you may have to repurpose interactively. We will rev up our ability to synthesize without reducing our capacity to upgrade. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to iterate. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to grow compellingly. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Think magnetic. Think distributed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infomediaries, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you transition perfectly, you may have to deploy robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We believe we know that it is better to drive cyber-intuitively than to upgrade intuitively. What does the term "implementation" really mean? The capacity to exploit proactively leads to the power to aggregate iteravely. The super-R&D factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Have you ever needed to synergize your 24/7/365 feature set? Free? The aptitude to seize holistically leads to the ability to transform compellingly. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined, wireless content" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, resource-constrained, end-to-end. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to target "cyber-seamlessly"? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-services. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will maximize our power to synthesize without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Think holistic. Without next-generation micro-compliance, you will lack architectures. The reporting factor is collaborative. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We will morph the power of supply-chains to revolutionize. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? We will unleash the capability of subscriber communities to empower.