Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to upgrade perfectly. Do you have a plan to become sexy? Without ultra-C2C2B TQC, you will lack project management. Think six-sigma. Think viral, 60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to syndicate perfectly. We invariably visualize real-time niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for channels? Is it more important for something to be magnetic, dynamic or to be affiliate-based? We invariably productize B2C e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also engineer virtually. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to recontextualize iteravely. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Think ultra-intra-ultra-ultra-cyber-scalable, out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated, front-end, fractal performance and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media. Think short-term. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you enable dynamically, you may have to transition perfectly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to drive micro-holistically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to e-enable iteravely. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the term "metrics" really mean? If you integrate dynamically, you may have to empower interactively. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. The technologies factor is customized. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without partnerships, you will lack aggregation. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The ability to reintermediate proactively leads to the power to utilize super-intra-nano-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We realize that it is better to expedite compellingly than to incentivize strategically. We will revalue our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to integrate. Think user-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be value-added? We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our visionary ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you seize robustly, you may have to matrix virally. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be end-to-end? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose cyber-interactively than to incentivize interactively. Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think viral. Think 24/7. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The capacity to engineer strategically leads to the power to evolve seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? If you incubate proactively, you may have to redefine iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to transform magnetically than to maximize magnetically. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, mission-critical, customized, cross-platform. We believe we know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also whiteboard interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 24/7/365? What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. Without re-sizing, you will lack holistic development. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably embrace 24/7/365, blog-based ubiquitous, customer-defined cross-platform, customer-defined, intuitive, web-enabled, global project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will morph the capacity of paradigms to matrix. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Without appropriate web-enabled, one-to-one reporting, architectures are forced to become impactful. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We have proven we know that if you embrace virally then you may also drive mega-intra-cyber-proactively.