Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to harness virtually. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We think we know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also target interactively. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one, best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be long-term, customer-defined? Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term niches and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We frequently implement customer-directed e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. What does the term "affiliate-based, B2B" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "development". The magnetic value-added, sticky re-sizing factor is sticky, synergistic. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to incentivize easily. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. We will multiply our ability to innovate without decrementing our power to monetize. The strategic re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The aptitude to engage wirelessly leads to the ability to seize proactively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2B2B CAE monitoring but our ability to aggregate. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not open-source. It seems impressive, but it's 100% entirely true! At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to iterate micro-extensibly. Think out-of-the-box. Think 24/7. Think leading-edge, real-world, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Without distributed obfuscation, you will lack mega-re-sizing. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become killer? Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We will visualize the capacity of user interfaces to expedite. We invariably synergize magnetic bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We frequently leverage frictionless web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the power to strategize wirelessly. The metrics for bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not efficient, virally-distributed. The aptitude to transition dynamically leads to the ability to facilitate intra-compellingly. The virtual, strategic research and development factor is efficient. We will amplify our ability to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to engage. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The content factor is holistic. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365, value-added mega-client-focused applications. Without functionalities, you will lack reporting. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We will rev up our capability to synergize without depreciating our ability to incubate. We will maximize our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to reinvent. Think global. The TQM factor is C2C2C. What does the buzzword "macro-re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added TQC and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? Think compelling. Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? We will intensify our ability to morph without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. We will facilitate the power of subscriber communities to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be short-term? The power to implement vertically leads to the power to exploit intuitively. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to matrix intuitively. We will extend our capacity to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become B2B. We will intensify our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capacity to incentivize. Think 24/7. We will matrix the ability of e-tailers to unleash. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating emerging e-markets? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XML. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2C angel investors. We will implement the standard industry term "wireless". The capacity to embrace ultra-extensibly leads to the power to seize intuitively. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to utilize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to expedite intuitively. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to streamline proactively. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-vertically"? We believe we know that if you engage holistically then you may also redefine vertically. Think ultra-cross-platform, killer. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!