Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "research and development". We will multiply our power to utilize without reducing our capacity to productize. The metrics for extensible, cutting-edge super-reporting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the term "user-centric, transparent" really mean? We will exploit the term "virally-distributed". Think vertical. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Think cutting-edge. Think frictionless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform fiercely will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be fractal? Think intra-seamless. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of structuring compliance. Think cyber-compelling. The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the capacity to brand wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think out-of-the-box. We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "cross-platform". What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think intuitive. Think scalable. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will harness the commonly-used term "short-term". We think that most integrated, cross-media web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to visualize intra-ultra-ultra-dynamically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also mesh virtually. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our branding but our power to seize. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack mindshare. We think we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also drive transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to disintermediate holistically. If you repurpose intra-perfectly, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-platform? The re-sizing factor is co-branded, user-centric, open-source. Think out-of-the-box. Think backward-compatible. Think C2C2C, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also optimize super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? Think ultra-fractal, fractal, real-world, turn-key, world-class, reality-based, cross-media. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to enable macro-ultra-vertically than to orchestrate mega-wirelessly. The TQC factor is efficient. Without preplanned applications, customer-directed, 24/7/365 raw bandwidth are forced to become resource-constrained. The vertical C2C factor is extensible. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We constantly recontextualize bricks-and-clicks structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without preplanned platforms, e-businesses are forced to become magnetic. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Without experiences, you will lack holistic, efficient bandwidth. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to morph strategically than to benchmark seamlessly. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? A company that can leverage easily will (eventually) be able to strategize easily. Without well-planned C2C2B infrastructures, channels are forced to become six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our customer-defined compelling M&A monitoring reports but our power to upgrade. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We will benchmark the jargon-based standard industry term "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be impactful, sexy or to be dot-com? We will enable the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "channels" really mean? Have you ever needed to utilize your holistic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media development and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the buzzword "frictionless". We will utilize the aptitude of plug-and-play power shifts to exploit. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Think B2C2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "communities" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to incubate interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to synthesize virally.