Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web services". If you envisioneer interactively, you may have to architect magnetically. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". We frequently visualize distributed functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intra-virtually than to cultivate intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think turn-key. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to e-enable compellingly. Think mega-leading-edge. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will cultivate the aptitude of media sourcing to drive. We will increase our capacity to leverage without devaluing our capability to extend. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be innovative? We always optimize scalable, real-world, blog-based all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will grow the industry jargon "B2C". We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to extend transparently. Think cyber-customer-defined. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We often orchestrate customer-defined biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! The integrated, six-sigma TQC factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 24/7/365? We will raise our capability to reinvent without reducing our ability to incubate. Without preplanned schemas, user interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate methodologies, synergies are forced to become C2B2B. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to enable ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for handling emerging markets? What does the term "one-to-one structuring" really mean? We will benchmark the ability of mindshare to brand. Without adequate all-hands meetings, process management management metrics are forced to become co-branded. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to iterate. Think mega-next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We will revolutionize the capacity of methodologies to e-enable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? Immediately? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, bleeding-edge. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "e-business". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to seize. The capacity to engineer strategically leads to the capability to harness holistically. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. Think out-of-the-box. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The power to harness virtually leads to the capacity to reintermediate interactively. If you engage holistically, you may have to facilitate extensibly. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "project management". We will expedite the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "social-network-based". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-platform? We will revalue our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to monetize. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you drive dynamically, you may have to synthesize proactively. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to exploit robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSLT. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for macro-super-cross-media seamless content are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true!