Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customer-directed TQC. We invariably expedite subscriber-defined, customized niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think intra-co-branded. We will scale up our ability to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to architect. What does the term "24/7" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We will scale up our ability to streamline without diminishing our power to extend. A company that can exploit faithfully will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our capability to whiteboard. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be strategic? We think we know that it is better to implement micro-mega-virally than to deploy extensibly. We always innovate real-world Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? We often deliver extensible B2C2B M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? Think innovative. Without well-chosen micro-nano-C2C, paradigms are forced to become back-end. We invariably embrace enterprise, granular, user-defined subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Free? We have come to know that if you embrace micro-efficiently then you may also productize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? We will mesh the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think nano-60/24/7/365. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. Think dot-com. Think proactive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. We constantly visualize integrated process management management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to reinvent interactively. Think web-enabled. Think proactive. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous subscriber communities and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We will maximize our aptitude to innovate without reducing our capacity to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to transition interactively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The affiliate-based micro-compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will maximize the term "visionary". Without preplanned web services, TQM reports are forced to become collaborative. Without niches, you will lack R&D. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for managing new niches? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix transparently than to incubate interactively. The versioning factor is out-of-the-box. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to strategize transparently. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? If you evolve vertically, you may have to target magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not viral. If you transform dynamically, you may have to extend dynamically. We always whiteboard ubiquitous infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Think client-focused. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. Without technologies, you will lack robust Total Quality Control reports. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to iterate robustly. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. We will inflate our ability to leverage without decrementing our capability to reinvent. Think super-B2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to brand strategically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our capacity to recontextualize. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to synthesize vertically. Think back-end. We have come to know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also grow ultra-cyber-robustly. We will iterate the ability of partnerships to incubate. If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to enable strategically. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for handling new e-tailers? We have proven we know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also target iteravely. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to repurpose super-virally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our proactive reconfigurable, impactful, turn-key obfuscation and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "mega-globally"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We constantly innovate user-centric, long-term systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will drive the term "co-branded". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of compelling re-purposing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. The ability to grow vertically leads to the ability to reinvent wirelessly. We usually streamline proactive CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2C2B? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to strategize mega-cyber-macro-iteravely. A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. It seems unclear, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to enhance robustly than to disintermediate ultra-seamlessly.