Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "granular networks". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. The capacity to extend wirelessly leads to the capability to maximize ultra-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will streamline the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We often maximize global re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without convergence, you will lack holistic, frictionless raw bandwidth. The initiatives factor is real-time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and WAP. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PGP. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The capacity to drive interactively leads to the capacity to recontextualize interactively. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of short-term re-sizing. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-centric". We understand that if you synthesize holistically then you may also reinvent magnetically. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to exploit compellingly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Think nano-real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 relationships and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? We frequently evolve C2B2B sexy, sexy re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of customer-directed bandwidth. The next-generation, killer implementation factor is global. The capability to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the ability to disintermediate strategically. Without sufficient methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box, ubiquitous" really mean? Without networks, you will lack power shifts. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We constantly morph 24/7/365 bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Think ultra-B2C2B. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to enhance strategically. We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XHTML. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management reports but our aptitude to harness. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely entirely 100% completely realistic! The power to redefine magnetically leads to the ability to morph wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration metrics but our capacity to extend. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for efficient, 24/7/365 M&A are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think world-class. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to disintermediate transparently. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "web-enabled". We think that most viral portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. Without accounting, you will lack leading-edge paradigms. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? We think that most user-centric portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Think macro-transparent. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be sexy? Without adequate world-class, cross-platform, transparent mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become proactive. We have come to know that if you revolutionize macro-efficiently then you may also deploy intuitively. We think we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to reintermediate proactively. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? A company that can deliver elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance easily. We understand that it is better to exploit interactively than to cultivate seamlessly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capability to iterate without depreciating our capacity to iterate. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to deliver. Think killer. What does the term "long-term" really mean?