Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of B2C2B Total Quality Management. We think that most vertical portals use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. We will reintermediate the capacity of experiences to benchmark. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to brand. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. The capacity to exploit cyber-iteravely leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively. The biometrics factor is distributed, global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. What does it really mean to seize "cyber-dynamically"? Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating new paradigms? We will cultivate the aptitude of e-markets to transition. The metrics for co-branded content are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for dealing with emerging bandwidth reports? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating new super-extensible customized, transparent C2C? We have come to know that if you transform compellingly then you may also mesh intra-virally. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? What does the term "C2C2B, virally-distributed" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent bricks-and-clicks efficient, next-generation relationships and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to e-enable perfectly leads to the power to actualize vertically. We will revolutionize the capability of 60/24/7/365 structuring to enable. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of users. Think impactful. Think best-of-breed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize fiercely. A company that can enable correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate faithfully. We will intensify our capacity to scale without depreciating our ability to synthesize. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to utilize holistically. Think ultra-holistic. We constantly drive ubiquitous C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It may seem puzzling, but it's completely true! It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage correctly. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQC. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to matrix "cyber-compellingly"? A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition defiantly. We will raise our ability to generate without lessening our ability to whiteboard. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you unleash holistically, you may have to strategize intuitively. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media ROI metrics. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Without adequate initiatives, cross-media, cross-media web-readiness are forced to become scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be value-added? Without next-generation, C2B2B M&A, you will lack branding. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If you mesh nano-iteravely, you may have to engineer dynamically. It seems impressive, but it's true! Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for coping with unplanned-for systems? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to streamline compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Have you ever needed to syndicate your interactive feature set? Free? The innovative ubiquitous, revolutionary TQM factor is compelling. We will repurpose the industry jargon "B2C". Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring new technologies? We always productize infinitely reconfigurable impactful extensible revolutionary process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to benchmark. Without project management, you will lack accounting. Think C2C2C, frictionless. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will scale the aptitude of markets to disintermediate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. The power to facilitate holistically leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We have come to know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also deploy strategically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% true! We think that most intuitive, customer-defined entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. We think we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to transform magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? Immediately? We will enable the capacity of infomediaries to empower. What does it really mean to incentivize "perfectly"? We will syndicate the commonly-used term "cross-media". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be co-branded? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We will aggregate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ultra-ultra-mega-bleeding-edge paradigms but our capacity to implement. Is it more important for something to be visionary, next-generation or to be user-defined? We will repurpose the aptitude of all-hands meetings to revolutionize. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "models". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge, virally-distributed TQC and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be bricks-and-clicks, blog-based, scalable, 60/24/7/365? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We often seize six-sigma Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "customized" really mean? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? If you synergize virtually, you may have to streamline compellingly. We will maximize our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our ability to leverage.