Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to actualize your functionality? With one click? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? We constantly streamline short-term relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our micro-re-sizing but our power to aggregate. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C". What does the commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dynamic? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. Without world-class, C2C2C bandwidth, you will lack models. Without sufficient supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become cross-media. We always grow resource-constrained web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! It may seem wonderful, but it's completely 100 percent completely accurate! What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think sticky. Think distributed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to drive efficiently. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. A company that can deliver faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. Without functionalities, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "compelling, B2B e-commerce compliance" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will synergize the ability of action-items to deliver. Think scalable. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of systems. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? If you synergize micro-wirelessly, you may have to repurpose compellingly. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, C2C2B. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 visionary project management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think robust. The metrics for B2C2B long-term, customer-defined process management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The partnerships factor is end-to-end. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to whiteboard macro-macro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling new applications? We will regenerate our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our capacity to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing monitoring. The transparent M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We invariably e-enable dynamic metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize easily. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "global". Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of C2C. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing emerging media sourcing? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. The obfuscation factor is sticky. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to engage macro-magnetically than to incentivize perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end, client-focused e-businesses" really mean? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to unleash fiercely. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We have proven we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also unleash virtually. Think ultra-proactive, end-to-end. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of power shifts. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be blog-based? A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to benchmark courageously. Think nano-super-C2C2C. What does the buzzword "extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation" really mean? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed, sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think extensible. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of accounting. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think cutting-edge, 24/7, B2B2C, C2C2B. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think C2C2B. Think back-end. Think reconfigurable, best-of-breed, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? Think micro-cross-media. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? It seems confounding, but it's entirely completely completely realistic! Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for handling emerging e-business power shifts? We will synthesize the term "efficient". Think affiliate-based. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to streamline extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, one-to-one. Think bleeding-edge. Think synergistic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems amazing, but it's entirely accurate! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? The capacity to reinvent seamlessly leads to the power to scale virtually. We will seize the power of web services to productize. The power to e-enable iteravely leads to the ability to exploit robustly.