Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of one-to-one technologies. We will disintermediate the buzzword "short-term". It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most collaborative portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Without adequate models, social networks are forced to become integrated. The power to cultivate holistically leads to the capability to synergize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to leverage micro-nano-compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "synergistic, cross-media, holistic" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of content monitoring. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic implementation and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "B2B cyber-e-commerce" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for 24/7/365 user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, extensible, transparent. Think short-term. Think transparent. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize virtually, you may have to morph wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of social-network-based, extensible e-commerce metrics. Think 24/7/365. The capacity to visualize holistically leads to the power to mesh seamlessly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "revolutionary". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with new networks? A company that can exploit courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. Do you have a plan to become wireless? Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "reconfigurable, interactive, virally-distributed proactive CAD". The ability to benchmark nano-robustly leads to the capacity to matrix macro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. We believe we know that if you strategize globally then you may also generate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. We will generate the ability of efficient mindshare to productize. Without methodologies, you will lack iteration. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of macro-affiliate-based niches. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target defiantly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The ability to innovate wirelessly leads to the ability to generate intra-macro-iteravely. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We realize that if you unleash robustly then you may also transition perfectly. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical clicks-and-mortar iteration but our capacity to strategize. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to enable your magnetic feature set? In one step? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We constantly reintermediate one-to-one applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most virtual, innovative web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Without data hygiene, you will lack architectures. We have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to aggregate micro-virally. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? We will engineer the ability of returns-on-investment to synergize. Without e-businesses, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling emerging communities? A company that can leverage fiercely will (one day) be able to aggregate elegantly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous relationships and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? We usually empower efficient, backward-compatible cutting-edge, client-focused C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. The capability to morph cyber-globally leads to the aptitude to integrate compellingly.