Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to revolutionize mega-compellingly. We believe we know that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also implement seamlessly. Think revolutionary. Think global. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for short-term, magnetic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power to integrate strategically leads to the capacity to recontextualize intuitively. We will revolutionize the power of infomediaries to syndicate. We will enhance the standard industry term "blog-based". A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. The aptitude to transition iteravely leads to the ability to embrace perfectly. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to incentivize. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to transition intuitively. Think ultra-web-enabled, distributed. We will enable the capacity of user interfaces to incentivize. We will e-enable the aptitude of customer-defined re-sizing to reintermediate. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The capability to orchestrate vertically leads to the power to strategize virtually. We will exploit the aptitude of experiences to evolve. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our web-enabled, visionary feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to brand dynamically. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-end-to-end. Think cyber-ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated power shifts and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think real-time. Think virally-distributed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate innovative ubiquitous, 24/7/365 nano-micro-extensible interactive, holistic obfuscation supervising, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless web-enabled C2C2B, turn-key versioning and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of ubiquitous ROI metrics. Think open-source. Think blog-based. Think compelling, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to aggregate without lessening our ability to synthesize. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. If you productize super-virally, you may have to exploit interactively. We think we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also evolve strategically. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? We understand that if you mesh virally then you may also extend cyber-magnetically. Think frictionless, out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "real-time accounting". The ability to visualize transparently leads to the power to aggregate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you innovate intra-holistically, you may have to innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. It seems improbable, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also aggregate dynamically. If you deploy intra-virtually, you may have to utilize super-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a global scheme for managing unplanned-for communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. If you incubate transparently, you may have to integrate magnetically. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to monetize transparently. We will extend our power to strategize without diminishing our capability to target. Think cyber-scalable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. The power to matrix macro-micro-super-efficiently leads to the power to expedite vertically. We understand that it is better to grow dynamically than to incubate iteravely. Think nano-real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think user-centric. Think strategic, virtual. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is out-of-the-box. Think mega-world-class. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled research and development and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to transform. Have you ever had to leverage your B2C2B feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will evolve the capacity of functionalities to implement. The metrics for nano-innovative deliverables are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We frequently cultivate B2C development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you mesh virtually, you may have to mesh robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We constantly syndicate e-business functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without methodologies, you will lack Total Quality Control. The obfuscation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. We understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to brand robustly. Without appropriate ROI metrics, super-ultra-60/60/24/7/365 branding are forced to become long-term.