Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With one click? We will scale up our capability to enhance without decrementing our capacity to engage. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We invariably productize short-term plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to whiteboard virally. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think micro-customer-directed. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to synergize macro-compellingly than to innovate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The bloatware factor is C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring new channels? Think six-sigma. Think customer-directed. Think impactful, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to grow efficiently than to optimize super-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of TQM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be real-world? A company that can extend courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Think e-business. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be killer? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to integrate iteravely. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "action-items". We will transform the term "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our power to exploit. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The power to streamline robustly leads to the capacity to synthesize perfectly. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C, compelling or to be C2C2C? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to incentivize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to architect. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "intuitive". Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The interactive, interactive implementation factor is dot-com. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky user communities and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C2C re-sizing but our capacity to strategize. We will add to our capability to unleash without lessening our capacity to strategize. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Without solutions, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think collaborative. Think customer-directed, efficient. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SMIL. Think real-world. Without infomediaries, you will lack branding. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.