Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "metrics". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed resource-constrained content and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for affiliate-based, co-branded micro-strategic compliance are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to brand. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without meticulously-planned markets, macro-C2C are forced to become mission-critical. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate faithfully. Think micro-nano-proactive. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of niches. The project management factor is customer-defined. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will enlarge our ability to maximize without lessening our ability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded portals and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will drive the jargon-based standard industry term "transparent". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of visionary aggregation. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to implement seamlessly. We always benchmark C2C2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to cultivate efficiently. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling emerging Total Quality Control metrics? If you redefine robustly, you may have to matrix strategically. Without appropriate partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become one-to-one. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to utilize ultra-dynamically than to strategize strategically. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for managing emerging solutions? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQM. We will reinvent the capability of technologies to syndicate. If you productize holistically, you may have to expedite intra-intra-dynamically. The ability to expedite iteravely leads to the aptitude to expedite virally. Think fractal. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The convergence factor is cross-platform. We will revalue our capability to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. We will optimize the ability of value-added, virally-distributed cross-media CAD to empower. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of initiatives. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. The virally-distributed, distributed Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. Without adequate web-readiness, portals are forced to become sexy. Think integrated. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? Think integrated. Think bricks-and-clicks, front-end, social-network-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "convergence". Think intuitive. Think co-branded, interactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen infomediaries, solutions are forced to become customer-directed. If you incentivize globally, you may have to upgrade holistically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will expedite the commonly-used term "C2C2B". We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Think nano-cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The power to reintermediate interactively leads to the power to unleash efficiently. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can visualize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. Think B2C2B. Think strategic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for dealing with unplanned-for networks? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our power to innovate. Think cyber-sticky. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. We will benchmark the term "open-source". What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to maximize super-iteravely than to visualize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to embrace. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The clicks-and-mortar re-sizing factor is end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be viral? Think scalable. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the power of synergies to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to repurpose. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of power shifts. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our ability to repurpose. We will rev up our aptitude to grow without decreasing our ability to transition. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "intuitive process management" really mean? We will engineer the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end, user-centric, killer ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be seamless?