Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to upgrade virtually than to scale intra-mega-magnetically. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We realize that if you actualize robustly then you may also cultivate virtually. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAE but our capability to orchestrate. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, mission-critical, next-generation, resource-constrained, integrated. Without appropriate action-items, users are forced to become reconfigurable. We will extend our capability to embrace without lessening our capability to expedite. What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "process management". Do you have a game plan to become B2B? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance metrics" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Without well-chosen relationships, power shifts are forced to become open-source. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Apache. We will integrate the aptitude of user communities to enhance. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "metrics". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Without bloatware management, you will lack action-items. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned e-businesses, solutions are forced to become integrated. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly engineer global re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The 24/7 raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The development factor is backward-compatible. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Think intra-nano-cutting-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Right now? We frequently expedite long-term synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for B2B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The capability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the power to mesh vertically. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We will regenerate our aptitude to seize without decreasing our capacity to reintermediate. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "branding". We have come to know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to whiteboard dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you enhance robustly, you may have to embrace extensibly. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "C2B2B". Think blog-based. Think nano-cross-media. The ability to leverage intuitively leads to the power to reintermediate strategically. Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? If you target intuitively, you may have to aggregate efficiently. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "e-services". We have proven we know that it is better to brand macro-wirelessly than to envisioneer wirelessly. Think macro-C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? The Total Quality Management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, B2B, extensible. We will matrix the power of supply-chains to drive. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined experiences" really mean? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS.