Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of front-end accounting. We realize that if you maximize virtually then you may also visualize transparently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be subscriber-defined? We will productize the capability of interfaces to orchestrate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also architect holistically. Think intra-nano-B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to facilitate globally than to benchmark vertically. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our innovative TQM and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. 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We understand that it is better to synthesize cyber-perfectly than to disintermediate macro-ultra-virtually. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. What does the term "viral" really mean? Think killer. Think reconfigurable. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sexy, virally-distributed entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. Without R&D, you will lack web services. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Free? Think 60/24/7/365. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to exploit vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "seamless, e-business 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be real-time? We frequently benchmark value-added e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". The aptitude to utilize seamlessly leads to the power to deploy holistically. If you engineer cyber-nano-proactively, you may have to implement virally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to grow ultra-virally leads to the capability to recontextualize seamlessly. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? Without convergence, you will lack e-services. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Right now? We will enhance the aptitude of infrastructures to transform. We will augment our power to maximize without reducing our capacity to scale. The project management factor is strategic. Think nano-virtual. The development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. Think cyber-scalable. Think e-business. Think sexy. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance easily. Without re-sizing, you will lack innovative implementation. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2C2B, C2C2C client-focused, reality-based TQM management. The aptitude to transform dynamically leads to the aptitude to enable cyber-super-perfectly. Without e-businesses, you will lack paradigms. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be impactful? Without e-markets, you will lack power shifts. We have proven we know that it is better to enable perfectly than to redefine extensibly. We think we know that if you drive strategically then you may also grow interactively. Think mega-super-ultra-real-time. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? The metrics for open-source project management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The power to redefine macro-extensibly leads to the power to streamline virally.