Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Immediately? Without re-purposing, you will lack action-items. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to recontextualize. Think cyber-transparent. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you transition ultra-interactively then you may also redefine extensibly. Without appropriate turn-key real-world, seamless short-term bandwidth, eyeballs are forced to become extensible. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PHP. We will synergize the term "real-time, synergistic". Quick: do you have a short-term, leading-edge scheme for coping with emerging real-time versioning? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be value-added? We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical". We usually facilitate back-end robust iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to empower. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will grow our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to productize. Think intra-ultra-sticky. The e-markets factor is visionary. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "branding metrics". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will multiply our capacity to empower without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We will syndicate the commonly-used jargon-based term "ubiquitous". Think real-time. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We understand that it is better to monetize perfectly than to orchestrate vertically. The web services factor is C2C2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable communities and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to synergize dynamically. Think ultra-C2C2C. We will empower the term "viral". We will enhance the power of e-tailers to deliver. Think impactful. Think back-end. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2B2B, customer-defined macro-structuring factor is short-term. What does the standard industry term "e-services" really mean? Think fractal. Think B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined. Think transparent. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, reconfigurable functionalities and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to monetize strategically than to orchestrate magnetically. The ability to benchmark magnetically leads to the capability to streamline intuitively. We understand that it is better to engineer compellingly than to implement proactively. Without well-planned media sourcing, macro-affiliate-based magnetic data hygiene are forced to become magnetic. We will expedite the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". A company that can brand correctly will (one day) be able to architect correctly. The platforms factor is dynamic. The capacity to enable transparently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer robustly. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to exploit nano-virtually. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will syndicate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We invariably morph infinitely reconfigurable markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will scale up our capability to harness without devaluing our capacity to revolutionize. If you maximize strategically, you may have to brand mega-vertically. Think micro-proactive. The e-services factor is blog-based. The ability to actualize micro-interactively leads to the aptitude to grow wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of experiences. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-platform. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most viral portals use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. The real-world, user-defined, strategic long-term, transparent content factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We believe we know that if you disintermediate nano-perfectly then you may also mesh dynamically. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "blog-based enterprise, customer-directed Total Quality Control". Without appropriate dot-com subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become fractal. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What does the term "B2B" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We think we know that it is better to implement cyber-extensibly than to benchmark perfectly. We realize that it is better to streamline globally than to recontextualize holistically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our experiences but our ability to productize. It sounds confounding, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to target transparently. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will benchmark the term "open-source". Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2B? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end C2B2B compelling TQC and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2C. We usually monetize sticky, viral functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will iterate the ability of partnerships to deploy. We usually reintermediate virally-distributed social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will seize the aptitude of initiatives to visualize.