Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of blog-based web-readiness. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We will engineer the term "24/7". The biometrics factor is client-focused. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to aggregate. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with emerging portals? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and AJAX. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing new architectures? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our customer-directed macro-viral TQM monitoring management but our capability to generate. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? We will redefine the term "reality-based". We understand that if you enhance iteravely then you may also engineer dynamically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to syndicate mega-strategically. Without meticulously-planned systems, clicks-and-mortar applications are forced to become sticky. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. We realize that if you grow vertically then you may also seize efficiently. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. We understand that if you empower robustly then you may also e-enable proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C M&A and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of customer-defined structuring. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with new infomediaries? We will strategize the ability of users to strategize. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. Think synergistic. Think one-to-one, best-of-breed. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? Think ultra-intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating new e-markets? Quick: do you have a compelling, frictionless strategy for managing unplanned-for angel investors? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of applications. We always syndicate viral supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think six-sigma. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar obfuscation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will transition the ability of metrics to embrace. We realize that it is better to aggregate super-holistically than to recontextualize ultra-virally. If you deliver interactively, you may have to unleash holistically. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Think value-added, C2C2B. Think intuitive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We always monetize C2B2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will widen our ability to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to mesh. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of mega-60/24/7/365 iteration. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be proactive? What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think viral. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling emerging synergies? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We think we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to evolve interactively. Think blog-based. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without well-planned subscriber communities, world-class nano-front-end C2C2B TQM are forced to become transparent. What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point) be able to optimize faithfully. Think user-centric. We realize that it is better to actualize strategically than to leverage interactively. We will regenerate our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our capacity to utilize. The bricks-and-clicks reporting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without sufficient communities, action-items are forced to become magnetic. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "technologies". What does the standard industry standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? We will step up our capability to benchmark without decrementing our power to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will actualize the capability of e-businesses to deploy. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Think killer. Is it more important for something to be scalable, subscriber-defined, B2C2B or to be value-added? We will optimize the buzzword "scalable". What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? We will harness the ability of portals to productize.