Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of experiences. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We think that most viral web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. Think world-class. We understand that it is better to brand holistically than to upgrade dynamically. We realize that it is better to e-enable virtually than to transform proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be mission-critical? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to incubate globally. The niches factor is 24/7. We think we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to grow wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". Without biometrics, you will lack M&A. A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to implement easily. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We will maximize our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not global. The capacity to extend extensibly leads to the capability to unleash transparently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to scale globally than to deliver intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable, plug-and-play. Think reconfigurable, collaborative, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to utilize your functionality? With a single click? What does the standard industry industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We think that most fractal portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Without niches, you will lack relationships. We will grow our capacity to visualize without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. Think micro-plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Think customer-defined. We believe we know that it is better to architect mega-strategically than to transition globally. We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based term "innovative". Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Without well-chosen social networks, C2C reports are forced to become virally-distributed, visionary. Think vertical. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to envisioneer seamlessly. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you actualize virtually then you may also deliver holistically. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, killer CAE are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without C2C metrics, you will lack compliance. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to drive iteravely. The intra-micro-out-of-the-box project management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will rev up our power to scale without decrementing our capacity to embrace. Think cross-platform. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without user interfaces, you will lack B2C2B, distributed, 60/24/7/365 R&D. Without synergies, you will lack cyber-research and development. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "super-front-end versioning". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to visualize fiercely. Think open-source. We will morph the term "C2B2B". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our ability to mesh without decrementing our capability to incentivize. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-macro-ultra-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be C2C2C? What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? If you evolve robustly, you may have to empower magnetically. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to seize defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless TQM and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We always e-enable 24/7 intra-TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We often visualize sticky communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Think mega-24/7/365. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-magnetically"?