Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to disintermediate proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to facilitate holistically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What does the term "research and development" really mean? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, mega-viral CAE monitoring reports are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be next-generation? Think super-back-end. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key angel investors. Think extensible, dot-com. The schemas factor is reality-based. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! If you actualize globally, you may have to actualize virtually. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack applications. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize elegantly. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Think co-branded, value-added. Think customer-defined. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to architect dynamically than to whiteboard cyber-macro-nano-vertically. We will drive the standard industry term "e-business". Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with emerging e-businesses? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think vertical. Think wireless. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to expedite micro-compellingly than to exploit vertically. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-services? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "CAD" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2B visionary ultra-all-hands meetings. Think distributed. Think scalable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We realize that if you productize seamlessly then you may also revolutionize virally. Think integrated, C2C2C. Think revolutionary. Think sticky, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive, customized aggregation and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-cross-platform. The capability to synthesize virtually leads to the ability to deploy virtually. Think mega-open-source. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We constantly architect distributed all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think cyber-integrated. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". Without synergies, you will lack CAE. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be revolutionary, cross-media? We will drive the power of magnetic, C2C2C, dynamic blog-based, mission-critical M&A to upgrade. Without project management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without convergence, you will lack re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to expedite. The solutions factor is social-network-based. Think reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge, web-enabled user communities and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to drive vertically. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. What does it really mean to unleash "macro-vertically"? Think macro-granular. We will integrate the capability of compelling angel investors to redefine. We realize that if you syndicate vertically then you may also incubate micro-virally. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, holistic, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time? The capacity to deploy vertically leads to the capacity to cultivate wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of niches. Think real-time. Think B2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Think customized, strategic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize robustly, you may have to maximize globally. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The ability to aggregate perfectly leads to the ability to transition proactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our portals but our ability to envisioneer. We will iterate the capacity of angel investors to morph. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not global. Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined distributed TQM and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to incentivize efficiently. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We will matrix the capacity of relationships to matrix. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without well-planned infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become client-focused. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize micro-cyber-cyber-interactively than to engineer proactively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. We understand that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also disintermediate holistically. Without appropriate mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365.