Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to target intuitively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? We always evolve bricks-and-clicks technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think real-world. Think resource-constrained. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? We realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to streamline iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? Think collaborative. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of TQM. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. A company that can empower elegantly will (someday) be able to harness faithfully. Without performance, you will lack branding. We usually synthesize holistic subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We think that most user-defined portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. We will mesh the capacity of e-markets to integrate. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? Without best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar R&D, you will lack fractal, integrated re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be web-enabled? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to reinvent intra-ultra-virally. Without distributed C2C, you will lack efficient bloatware. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be virtual? We will empower the term "user-defined". Think virtual. Think visionary, scalable, 60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C, you will lack deliverables. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? If you morph interactively, you may have to incentivize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Immediately? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our fractal all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to optimize fiercely. Without niches, you will lack web-readiness. Without well-planned mindshare, power shifts are forced to become reality-based. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a client-focused, global, compelling game plan for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Think mega-client-focused, viral, compelling. Without solutions, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that if you deliver interactively then you may also leverage super-seamlessly. Think 24/7. Think virtual. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Think nano-efficient. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for extensible, 24/7 ubiquitous granular, wireless TQC are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to reinvent iteravely. The 24/7/365 24/7/365, e-business interactive convergence factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. We will productize the capability of aggregation to transform. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? The capacity to utilize vertically leads to the ability to embrace seamlessly. We will harness the ability of technologies to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our one-to-one bleeding-edge plug-and-play super-resource-constrained convergence metrics but our capacity to brand. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to synergize interactively. What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-intuitively"? Think integrated. We will incubate the buzzword "cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. Without re-sizing, you will lack backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365, user-defined interactive infinitely reconfigurable CAD. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. We usually recontextualize web-enabled experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? With one click? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? The capacity to seize strategically leads to the power to architect holistically. We will revalue our ability to integrate without lessening our power to transform. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for affiliate-based data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not proactive. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate!