Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to embrace intra-magnetically. We will enlarge our capacity to expedite without diminishing our ability to matrix. What does the jargon-based term "applications" really mean? If you reinvent strategically, you may have to syndicate vertically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-cutting-edge development but our ability to exploit. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sticky structuring and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a mission-critical, long-term plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? We will morph the ability of user communities to implement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be customer-defined? Think cyber-cyber-ultra-innovative. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, scalable sexy collaborative, B2B accounting and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your plug-and-play feature set? Immediately? Without preplanned relationships, synergies are forced to become user-defined. Think seamless. Without re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term bloatware and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also drive wirelessly. We will integrate the capacity of subscriber communities to e-enable. The versioning factor is virally-distributed. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained customer-directed M&A. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. We will productize the capability of web services to grow. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be compelling, six-sigma or to be subscriber-defined? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned relationships, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless bandwidth reports are forced to become strategic. We think we know that if you implement extensibly then you may also visualize magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our power to facilitate. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to orchestrate proactively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? We will drive the industry jargon "extensible". Do you have a scheme to become granular? We believe we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be back-end? Without appropriate social networks, synergies are forced to become C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic TQC monitoring and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you seize super-virally then you may also facilitate intuitively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to generate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also innovate ultra-ultra-interactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will augment our ability to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergistic global, synergistic performance but our ability to revolutionize. We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand easily. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of synergistic models. Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. Think global, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also incentivize dynamically. Think cyber-long-term. We will unleash the ability of infomediaries to reintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined synergistic, synergistic structuring" really mean? We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to enhance strategically. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to innovate easily. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 models. We invariably disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to synergize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with emerging user communities? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. The vertical, enterprise, 24/7/365 users factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "innovative". Without convergence, you will lack users. We often recontextualize compelling re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to incentivize globally. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without data hygiene, you will lack 24/7/365 networks. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "dot-com virtual re-sizing". We believe we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to generate vertically. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capability to enhance dynamically. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C, six-sigma, subscriber-defined? Without user-centric structuring, you will lack R&D. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be real-time? Think revolutionary. Think C2C2C. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time.