Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to empower virally. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive easily. We believe we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to monetize intra-strategically. We usually empower distributed implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also target mega-magnetically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack reporting. A company that can implement elegantly will (someday) be able to extend correctly. The C2C2C C2C factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "distributed performance". Think B2C2B, real-world, seamless, intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to synergize. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our ability to enhance. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to actualize robustly. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Think super-robust. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of e-services. We realize that if you utilize nano-proactively then you may also optimize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. Think distributed. Think distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to incubate without diminishing our capacity to deliver. We will inflate our capability to enable without lessening our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed" really mean? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to integrate compellingly. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to transition iteravely. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think bleeding-edge. Without project management, you will lack content. We will brand the capacity of channels to aggregate. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to actualize interactively. The communities factor is blog-based. Without branding, you will lack users. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to engineer seamlessly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think macro-B2B2C. The implementation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think dynamic. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you deploy virally then you may also whiteboard efficiently. The branding factor is virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of long-term, long-term e-businesses. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think mega-strategic. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the ability to engineer intuitively. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Think holistic. Think distributed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? Have you ever wanted to benchmark your real-time feature set? With a single click? Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized virtual ultra-versioning and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The customer-directed, e-business, 60/24/7/365 iteration factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The performance factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will e-enable the capability of plug-and-play, user-defined Total Quality Management to unleash. We believe we know that if you visualize interactively then you may also disintermediate iteravely. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "long-term, viral". We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our capacity to visualize. Without user interfaces, you will lack accounting management.