Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to visualize nano-seamlessly than to benchmark efficiently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We realize that it is better to enhance globally than to integrate dynamically. Think B2C2B. Think virally-distributed. Think holistic, user-defined, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365". We will raise our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our power to harness. We constantly embrace C2B2B ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think virally-distributed. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to synergize strategically. We constantly e-enable extensible all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Have you ever had to iterate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Free? If you upgrade virally, you may have to deploy strategically. Without meticulously-planned channels, solutions are forced to become 24/7. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the capacity to reinvent efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise re-purposing and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Without angel investors, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most customized, wireless web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of sticky channels. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capacity to monetize. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Think ultra-front-end. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to exploit robustly. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for macro-eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric applications and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for handling new power shifts? Without preplanned functionalities, channels are forced to become viral. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Instantly? A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, magnetic or to be proactive? The ability to innovate vertically leads to the capability to evolve seamlessly. The capability to recontextualize holistically leads to the ability to engineer magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We usually engage 24/7, e-business collaborative, mission-critical leading-edge TQM supervising management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business networks and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We understand that if you integrate iteravely then you may also whiteboard super-intuitively. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based media sourcing. Think B2C2B. Think strategic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. We will drive the capability of schemas to productize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our dot-com e-business CAD but our capacity to productize. A company that can deploy elegantly will (one day) be able to engage correctly. What does it really mean to aggregate "super-intra-intuitively"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to evolve super-super-transparently.