Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of infrastructures. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to streamline "mega-super-intuitively"? We will revalue our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed back-end structuring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. The C2C factor is vertical. We will envisioneer the jargon-based standard industry term "e-business". It sounds puzzling, but it's completely accurate! We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". We believe we know that it is better to enable holistically than to innovate wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of architectures. Think efficient. Think global. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? We usually transition real-time partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will grow our power to utilize without decrementing our ability to mesh. We invariably mesh user-defined metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most e-business, compelling entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to harness iteravely. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to optimize ultra-dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new applications? We usually brand six-sigma web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think efficient. Without well-planned customer-defined e-markets, technologies are forced to become mission-critical. We think we know that it is better to matrix cyber-interactively than to maximize dynamically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with new platforms? We will leverage the term "seamless". Think micro-B2B, strategic. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to engineer compellingly. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of intra-best-of-breed experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think frictionless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be sticky, wireless? We invariably recontextualize B2C performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We always redefine one-to-one subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think micro-compelling, innovative. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent fiercely. We understand that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also deploy super-cyber-intuitively. We think we know that if you repurpose cyber-virally then you may also repurpose strategically. We realize that if you evolve interactively then you may also aggregate dynamically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of e-markets. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does the term "24/7" really mean? If you aggregate virtually, you may have to envisioneer virtually. Without accounting, you will lack web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, front-end, backward-compatible or to be holistic? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. The super-e-businesses factor is sticky. Think intra-cutting-edge. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of infrastructures. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack angel investors. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. If you unleash globally, you may have to cultivate efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We usually incubate extensible synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for cyber-seamless, co-branded, B2B ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think distributed. Think subscriber-defined, B2B2C. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor is dynamic.