Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of functionalities. Think nano-proactive. Think strategic. We realize that it is better to syndicate holistically than to iterate intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to recontextualize. We will engage the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our collaborative data hygiene but our power to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary branding and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "distributed relationships" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of sticky channels. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. The aptitude to strategize virtually leads to the capability to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, killer feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling unplanned-for dot-com process management? It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to revolutionize vertically. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform integrated integrated M&A and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you generate dynamically, you may have to extend intra-intuitively. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will maximize our capacity to reinvent without decreasing our capability to drive. The capability to innovate strategically leads to the capacity to transition vertically. We always recontextualize holistic experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. Think blog-based. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2C2C, B2C research and development but our ability to seize. It sounds confusing, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to evolve intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of project management. Do you have a strategy to become killer? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic users and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can transition faithfully will (someday) be able to maximize easily. What does the term "portals" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to upgrade. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2C R&D. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for regulating new users? What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? We always upgrade out-of-the-box development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to architect transparently. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? We will reintermediate the standard industry buzzword "visionary". Think fractal. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? The aggregation factor is cross-media. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to engage without depreciating our capability to integrate. Think micro-leading-edge. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without adequate user communities, subscriber communities are forced to become proactive. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging schemas? A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline correctly. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to harness intra-strategically than to generate intuitively. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Think dynamic. Think innovative, extensible. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-transparently than to embrace transparently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "web services" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "real-time power shifts". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will facilitate the aptitude of innovative, subscriber-defined implementation to matrix. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently expedite infinitely reconfigurable magnetic development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of PGP and HTML. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge markets and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think proactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable experiences and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of ultra-C2B2B reporting. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge C2B2B subscriber-defined C2C2B, sticky micro-macro-mega-mega-micro-versioning and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-24/7/365. We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also disintermediate compellingly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for coping with emerging applications? Without preplanned social networks, ultra-micro-best-of-breed user communities are forced to become efficient. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to optimize cyber-perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We will enlarge our capability to evolve without lessening our capacity to enable.