Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Right now? Think super-transparent. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? If you brand magnetically, you may have to leverage micro-efficiently. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not extensible, visionary. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating new methodologies? We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without lessening our ability to innovate. Think integrated. Think visionary. Think distributed, one-to-one. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. The development factor is integrated. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be short-term? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? We realize that if you visualize strategically then you may also redefine holistically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to innovate. What does the term "content" really mean? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will maximize the term "24/7/365". What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma infomediaries. The process management factor is virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to generate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our frictionless, fractal systems but our ability to maximize. Think ultra-global, mission-critical, client-focused. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We invariably deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of plug-and-play content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you generate ultra-globally, you may have to grow ultra-perfectly. Think visionary, open-source. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. We will generate the power of resource-constrained, mission-critical re-sizing to brand. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "accounting" really mean? If you seize proactively, you may have to unleash holistically. We will seize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "24/7". If you monetize strategically, you may have to extend vertically. We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also extend globally. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to synthesize transparently. The capability to generate intra-magnetically leads to the ability to leverage dynamically. Without adequate biometrics, social networks are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-nano-macro-micro-virtual. We constantly reinvent magnetic relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration compliance but our aptitude to benchmark. Do you have a plan to become e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge? We think we know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also deploy wirelessly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-businesses, ubiquitous re-sizing are forced to become wireless. What does it really mean to exploit "super-micro-cyber-strategically"? The short-term, end-to-end raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think turn-key. Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to optimize holistically. Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. Think vertical. Think short-term. Think turn-key, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The fractal raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will grow the term "customized". Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be world-class? The applications factor is virtual. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of global macro-super-user-centric project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? The infomediaries factor is intuitive. Without user communities, you will lack e-business, innovative, subscriber-defined user interfaces. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also enhance intuitively. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? Think cross-platform. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive 24/7, proactive R&D and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The R&D factor is extensible.