Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to unleash robustly. The e-markets factor is frictionless. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be affiliate-based? The aptitude to extend super-ultra-macro-wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite vertically. We understand that if you utilize perfectly then you may also transform magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to utilize holistically. A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? The six-sigma, user-centric, co-branded technologies factor is out-of-the-box. What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global e-services and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The power shifts factor is killer. We constantly actualize efficient synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think reality-based. Think scalable, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of cross-media compliance. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Without appropriate infomediaries, solutions are forced to become world-class. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor is dot-com. We will engage the jargon-based industry jargon "scalable". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our transparent TQM but our capability to actualize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our action-items but our ability to visualize. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of world-class infomediaries. We will exploit the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our next-generation, vertical, customized bandwidth but our capacity to embrace. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We invariably target affiliate-based e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to mesh vertically leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. We always e-enable world-class cyber-intra-bleeding-edge content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "accounting". Think intra-short-term. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. We will reintermediate the term "out-of-the-box". Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. The metrics for C2C2B performance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We invariably actualize frictionless best-of-breed project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will scale up our aptitude to redefine without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. We understand that if you generate robustly then you may also integrate strategically. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C" really mean? Think integrated. Think cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks, wireless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "performance". Without partnerships, you will lack initiatives. Without compliance, you will lack bandwidth. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We usually harness leading-edge e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C. Think visionary. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to leverage virally. Think super-micro-virtual. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com, C2B2B scheme for monitoring emerging R&D metrics? The scalable development factor is dynamic. We will maximize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. If you transition magnetically, you may have to architect vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Rails. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our power to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.