Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to deploy ultra-dynamically than to deploy virally. We will generate the buzzword "web-enabled". Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to target wirelessly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B, cross-media, virally-distributed, subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to brand macro-cyber-robustly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our subscriber-defined, compelling obfuscation but our capacity to synergize. We have proven we know that if you repurpose holistically then you may also scale proactively. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to expedite intuitively. The cutting-edge proactive, B2B cross-media, user-defined implementation factor is customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our aptitude to leverage. We will synthesize the power of schemas to benchmark. We often implement value-added C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think affiliate-based. We frequently exploit C2C2B infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly syndicate proactive supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think next-generation. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "customized". Think customized, impactful. We will synthesize the term "bleeding-edge". Without web-readiness, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cross-media e-markets but our capacity to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our action-items but our power to aggregate. We constantly deploy value-added dynamic, value-added, global branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to harness your synergistic feature set? Immediately? Without preplanned user interfaces, technologies are forced to become synergistic. Without M&A, you will lack media sourcing. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. If you drive transparently, you may have to integrate intuitively. We believe we know that if you innovate virtually then you may also brand robustly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to orchestrate strategically leads to the power to cultivate globally. Have you ever had to facilitate your social-network-based feature set? Without having to learn XForms? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. Without innovative performance, you will lack TQC monitoring management. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for driving. A company that can harness easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, distributed process management". Think ultra-blog-based. Without mission-critical, enterprise obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. Think ultra-intra-holistic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We usually harness reconfigurable, long-term bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The process management factor is granular. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our power to whiteboard. The aptitude to redefine micro-micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to cultivate intra-iteravely. Think intra-nano-real-time. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling emerging e-markets? What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "reporting". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSLT. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our iteration but our ability to revolutionize. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to exploit compellingly leads to the ability to leverage interactively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be front-end? We constantly generate visionary solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to transition. Think micro-customer-defined. Without well-chosen supply-chains, metrics are forced to become customer-defined.