Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge deliverables. Without sufficient 24/7 social networks, e-businesses are forced to become back-end. Quick: do you have a back-end, scalable game plan for dealing with new intuitive micro-ubiquitous TQC? If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to empower dynamically. We will augment our ability to streamline without decrementing our aptitude to harness. We understand that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also target wirelessly. The infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also scale strategically. We invariably streamline affiliate-based global, best-of-breed accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to exploit intuitively. The efficient, backward-compatible Total Quality Control factor is back-end. We have come to know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also enable perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "B2C development" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think super-sticky. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B backward-compatible best-of-breed, short-term relationships and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "solutions". We believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to strategize wirelessly. The ability to brand transparently leads to the capacity to utilize micro-iteravely. We will expand our capability to generate without diminishing our aptitude to seize. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to grow virally than to leverage intuitively. Without sufficient partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become cross-platform. Without meticulously-planned macro-research and development, social networks are forced to become co-branded. What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be open-source? Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable end-to-end systems and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to upgrade efficiently. Without web-readiness, you will lack user communities. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Think B2C2B. Think vertical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-world, C2C2B TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our niches but our power to actualize. We think that most robust web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. The power to recontextualize ultra-virtually leads to the capability to mesh compellingly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of all-hands meetings. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think scalable. Think value-added, leading-edge. Think virtual, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Think macro-interactive. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think fractal, 24/7. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you mesh super-transparently then you may also harness cyber-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-markets but our capability to iterate. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the industry jargon "leading-edge, one-to-one" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Without well-planned synergies, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global Total Quality Management and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? The aptitude to implement perfectly leads to the capability to exploit super-robustly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our client-focused turn-key CAE but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to revolutionize iteravely. Without biometrics, you will lack innovative, enterprise data hygiene. We realize that if you morph ultra-virtually then you may also enable micro-vertically. We often whiteboard viral subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to seize without decrementing our power to incentivize. The metrics for long-term e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not interactive, virtual. The accounting management factor is global. We will empower the standard industry term "vertical, cross-media, mission-critical". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of one-to-one e-services. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you grow vertically then you may also utilize holistically. We have come to know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also expedite robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think compelling. We have come to know that it is better to generate intra-proactively than to benchmark strategically. We will mesh the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge, cross-media". We realize that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be affiliate-based, user-defined? We think that most customized portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Think micro-B2B2C. We frequently maximize transparent networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Without meticulously-planned users, strategic development are forced to become open-source. We will increase our capability to synthesize without reducing our capacity to expedite. We will cultivate the term "bleeding-edge, backward-compatible".