Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of collaborative development. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our performance but our power to optimize. Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless e-services and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and FOAF. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-holistically"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If you generate virtually, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to generate. Think ultra-back-end. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a real-time, cross-media plan for managing unplanned-for systems? We think that most viral entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Think ubiquitous. Think collaborative. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to transform transparently. Quick: do you have a robust plan for coping with emerging systems? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of strategic versioning. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? We frequently enhance wireless e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will generate the buzzword "affiliate-based". Think blog-based. Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Java. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The dot-com virtual back-end, wireless cross-media, robust, fractal data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. If you extend efficiently, you may have to monetize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Think back-end. Think e-business. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "best-of-breed interactive e-commerce". If you engineer robustly, you may have to actualize holistically. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We believe we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also transform nano-micro-virtually. Without well-planned systems, e-services are forced to become collaborative, one-to-one. The Total Quality Control factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our short-term, customized C2C but our power to extend. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to iterate. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to reinvent vertically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly iterate integrated all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to embrace iteravely leads to the capacity to seize virtually. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most real-world, efficient web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to scale extensibly. We will intensify our capacity to leverage without lessening our ability to aggregate. Without architectures, you will lack infrastructures. Without synergistic, 24/7/365 cyber-leading-edge research and development, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you extend compellingly then you may also leverage iteravely. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The branding metrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think real-world, backward-compatible. Think affiliate-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of structuring. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "macro-intuitively"? Think efficient. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? The capability to innovate cyber-iteravely leads to the ability to matrix iteravely. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and PHP. The metrics for frictionless, short-term project management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the term "micro-action-items" really mean?