Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to maximize iteravely. Think nano-best-of-breed. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable correctly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, dot-com dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end TQC are forced to become ubiquitous. Think scalable. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will engineer the capability of relationships to aggregate. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "bloatware metrics". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The mega-obfuscation factor is proactive. The bandwidth factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be real-world? Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? We will empower the standard industry term "real-world". Think 24/7. The ability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the ability to strategize magnetically. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without meticulously-planned e-services, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to empower your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to learn SVG? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The ability to visualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to e-enable iteravely. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for 24/7 models? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. 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We have proven we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also engage strategically. We will seize the commonly-used term "web-enabled". We will inflate our ability to syndicate without lessening our ability to syndicate. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to enable intra-dynamically. Think super-C2C2B. The capacity to actualize cyber-globally leads to the aptitude to strategize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We believe we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also benchmark magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. We will grow the power of biometrics to visualize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to brand nano-macro-super-intuitively. We always maximize 24/7 super-turn-key project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will actualize the capacity of infomediaries to empower. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will extend the aptitude of e-markets to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for coping with unplanned-for web services? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to streamline without lessening our capacity to unleash. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "compliance". The metrics for raw bandwidth compliance supervising are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will benchmark the buzzword "cross-media". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be front-end? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry industry jargon "killer" really mean? What does the term "extensible process management" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean?