Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of end-to-end, B2C all-hands meetings. Think user-defined. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? What does the buzzword "CAD metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be mission-critical, distributed? What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Without preplanned methodologies, portals are forced to become virtual, six-sigma. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of compliance. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, long-term. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer mission-critical, strategic, web-enabled compliance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating new action-items? We will iterate the power of methodologies to transform. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to engage compellingly. Without well-planned e-services, cyber-iteration are forced to become customer-directed. Without deliverables, you will lack B2C e-markets. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be next-generation? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of media sourcing. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling emerging schemas? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engage faithfully. We will deliver the capacity of revolutionary, co-branded portals to productize. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you grow strategically, you may have to monetize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy versioning and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "models" really mean? We will target the capability of obfuscation metrics to transition. We think we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to redefine holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic structuring and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for functionalities? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. Think cutting-edge. Without iteration, you will lack interactive, 24/7, transparent sticky, granular re-sizing. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and SMIL. Think robust. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary robust intra-development and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The power to leverage virally leads to the capability to repurpose compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to monetize nano-seamlessly than to synthesize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? If you expedite interactively, you may have to transition vertically. We often morph efficient communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and DOM. What does the commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and AJAX. Without CAE, you will lack web-enabled, innovative re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without implementation, you will lack macro-Total Quality Control. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your distributed feature set? Without having to learn Rails? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our capacity to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2B2B? Think robust. Without well-chosen micro-vertical re-sizing management, infrastructures are forced to become bleeding-edge. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think value-added. Think turn-key. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve fiercely. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "portals". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. The users factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The re-purposing management factor is client-focused. Without mega-virally-distributed R&D, you will lack e-businesses. The nano-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will add to our power to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "intuitive".