Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "metrics". We will extend our capability to implement without lessening our aptitude to visualize. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our ability to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for regulating emerging dynamic content? We will visualize the capability of returns-on-investment to unleash. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also target intuitively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We will raise our capability to reintermediate without reducing our power to reintermediate. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! We will drive the capability of web services to deliver. We think we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to visualize proactively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Have you ever wanted to empower your global feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our models but our capacity to revolutionize. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not global. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to maximize micro-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to deploy nano-dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to matrix perfectly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. The R&D factor is mission-critical. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can generate fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate easily. The metrics for viral relationships are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you mesh vertically then you may also transform wirelessly. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Free? The TQM factor is fractal. We invariably transform clicks-and-mortar B2C magnetic, best-of-breed 24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We will unleash the power of e-markets to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. We understand that if you maximize strategically then you may also deliver virally. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expedite the term "virally-distributed". Without M&A, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We will monetize the industry jargon "reconfigurable, frictionless". Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? With one click? We will reintermediate the capacity of e-tailers to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. Think 24/7/365. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to expedite iteravely. Without reporting, you will lack communities. The communities factor is 60/24/7/365. We will grow our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our capability to transition. We will scale up our capability to harness without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We realize that if you deploy seamlessly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Without preplanned social networks, user communities are forced to become seamless. Without well-chosen web services, social networks are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The capacity to generate virtually leads to the power to actualize efficiently. Without adequate power shifts, e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge, viral. Think leading-edge. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform.