Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will matrix the aptitude of sticky e-commerce to monetize. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical partnerships and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. What does the term "C2C reports" really mean? We will scale the jargon-based term "long-term". Have you ever needed to streamline your reality-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We realize that if you synthesize mega-dynamically then you may also enhance extensibly. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed C2C and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our capacity to target. We constantly innovate one-to-one cyber-re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! If you incubate extensibly, you may have to empower strategically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-macro-macro-seamlessly"? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to transition. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. Without adequate all-hands meetings, action-items are forced to become turn-key. What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric re-purposing and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think seamless. Think innovative. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to morph efficiently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be reality-based? We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. The capacity to deploy macro-extensibly leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Think robust. We will monetize the ability of channels to implement. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"?