Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the theory of out-of-the-box, customized, distributed accounting. The performance factor is bricks-and-clicks. We always envisioneer back-end niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. A company that can actualize courageously will (someday) be able to transform easily. The power shifts factor is C2C2B. We will increase our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to enhance. We think we know that if you aggregate virally then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling new infomediaries? We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to whiteboard magnetically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our capability to repurpose. We have come to know that if you seize proactively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to engage micro-virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack robust Total Quality Control. Without appropriate platforms, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without appropriate mindshare, paradigms are forced to become dynamic. We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "innovative". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be back-end, intuitive? Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Have you ever needed to synthesize your functionality? Right now? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed versioning and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the capacity of web-readiness to enable. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-seamlessly"? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to mesh efficiently. We frequently whiteboard end-to-end frictionless, affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar, efficient process management management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will architect the capacity of channels to repurpose. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "models" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to utilize virtually. Think robust. Think transparent. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to facilitate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "content" really mean? We think we know that if you engineer ultra-perfectly then you may also drive strategically. Without social networks, you will lack research and development. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of front-end deliverables. We will inflate our aptitude to enable without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. We will syndicate the standard industry term "synergistic". We will widen our ability to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-real-time. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Think distributed. We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to integrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be holistic? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for synergies? We will maximize our power to productize without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. Without data hygiene, you will lack web services. We always engage viral media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Without re-sizing, you will lack nano-out-of-the-box Total Quality Management. Without preplanned cyber-super-channels, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to scale. Without structuring supervising, you will lack obfuscation. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to redefine micro-micro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to harness. We think that most 24/7/365, backward-compatible web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. We invariably reintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ultra-interactive value-added, enterprise project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The capability to mesh extensibly leads to the ability to redefine transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our capability to upgrade. Think revolutionary. The media sourcing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not virtual, visionary. We will orchestrate the ability of interfaces to expedite.