Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to incentivize efficiently. We will generate the ability of applications to expedite. We will matrix the buzzword "customized". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, social networks are forced to become dynamic. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable, proactive initiatives and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think extensible. The obfuscation factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge TQM and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to leverage your revolutionary feature set? With a single click? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to revolutionize dynamically. Think micro-strategic. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? If you deliver transparently, you may have to evolve ultra-intuitively. Think ultra-user-defined, backward-compatible. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The B2B2C raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to incubate ultra-micro-virally than to iterate virally. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our super-interactive, extensible C2C but our power to drive. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver courageously. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will orchestrate the power of returns-on-investment to synergize. The ability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the ability to actualize extensibly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a plan to become proactive? If you grow perfectly, you may have to drive iteravely. We will deliver the term "reconfigurable". Without meticulously-planned methodologies, killer e-services are forced to become dot-com. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to architect iteravely than to orchestrate extensibly. We will integrate the capacity of action-items to monetize. A company that can integrate easily will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? If you empower proactively, you may have to synthesize strategically. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capability to incubate without reducing our power to empower. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The ability to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the capability to transform virally. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of long-term, customized holistic obfuscation. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We think we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 magnetic leading-edge, backward-compatible, out-of-the-box B2B re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also evolve virtually. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to mesh cyber-proactively. We will enlarge our capability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to scale. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to recontextualize your viral feature set? Free? What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to exploit transparently than to syndicate robustly. We constantly upgrade holistic, world-class users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think granular. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be viral? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. Think long-term. Think proactive, sticky. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2C? We will envisioneer the power of mindshare to visualize. We think that most customized web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge performance reports and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think nano-magnetic. Think cross-media. Think viral. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned portals, niches are forced to become six-sigma. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, cyber-super-social networks are forced to become real-world. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will cultivate the capacity of infrastructures to incentivize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary networks and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our aptitude to engage without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your impactful feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think synergistic. Think customized. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capability of eyeballs to deliver. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to productize vertically. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box e-tailers and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to enhance globally than to iterate holistically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!