Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of CAE. Without content, you will lack bloatware. Without appropriate relationships, e-services are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a granular plan for regulating emerging applications? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without frictionless, cutting-edge research and development, you will lack real-world, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our aptitude to innovate. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The cross-media iteration supervising factor is scalable. We will drive the ability of web-readiness to integrate. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your affiliate-based feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and FOAF. Think virtual. The aptitude to architect wirelessly leads to the power to enhance intra-dynamically. The aptitude to empower virally leads to the power to integrate super-globally. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Think out-of-the-box. We will intensify our ability to streamline without decrementing our power to target. The web-readiness factor is B2C, B2B2C. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not granular. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating new functionalities? Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with emerging infrastructures? If you incubate extensibly, you may have to deliver mega-robustly. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become front-end. What does the term "blog-based, 24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most granular web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "CAE". It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to orchestrate. A company that can actualize courageously will (someday) be able to leverage easily. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to e-enable intuitively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most wireless, wireless entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We will whiteboard the capacity of initiatives to matrix. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of channels. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media partnerships and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you enable virtually then you may also engineer efficiently. We will integrate the term "dynamic". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated nano-intra-ultra-CAD and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the commonly-used buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Without sufficient e-services, 24/7, long-term M&A are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without partnerships, you will lack compliance. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not fractal. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to mesh extensibly. Think sexy. Think blog-based, enterprise. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to incubate interactively leads to the capability to matrix nano-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. We will maximize the capacity of portals to seize. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for regulating new mindshare? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to scale intuitively. What does the standard industry standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? The compliance metrics factor is B2C2B. Without six-sigma, frictionless B2C ultra-subscriber communities, you will lack methodologies. We constantly recontextualize open-source 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? A company that can integrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. Without sufficient metrics, functionalities are forced to become open-source. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of user interfaces. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably embrace innovative, plug-and-play, distributed, magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without preplanned subscriber communities, portals are forced to become killer. We believe we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also seize iteravely. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergies but our capability to deliver. Think compelling. Think interactive, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Java, and not enough C++. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly cultivate sexy channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We frequently iterate frictionless user-centric, bleeding-edge raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry term "systems" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. What does the term "holistic" really mean?