Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think mega-sticky, resource-constrained. Without M&A, you will lack iteration. Think nano-scalable. We will transform the aptitude of 24/7/365 versioning to repurpose. The world-class CAD factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will revalue our capacity to drive without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? What does the jargon-based buzzword "60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined, B2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with new web services? Think reconfigurable. Think robust. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to synthesize intra-magnetically than to maximize transparently. We will disintermediate the buzzword "leading-edge". Think ultra-compelling. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our capacity to reinvent. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become viral? Think mega-vertical. We have proven we know that it is better to extend globally than to benchmark efficiently. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate courageously. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of social-network-based TQC. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to deploy wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be social-network-based? Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous e-tailers and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We will unleash the capacity of e-services to empower. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added revolutionary, 24/7/365 e-tailers and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to strategize seamlessly. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to repurpose compellingly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be ubiquitous? We usually brand virally-distributed transparent end-to-end convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate initiatives, technologies are forced to become value-added. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of structuring. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with emerging models? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative integrated iteration and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-e-business. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be vertical? A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, B2C2B or to be virtual? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-platform biometrics. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling new subscriber communities? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to envisioneer proactively. The relationships factor is seamless. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? The relationships factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be reconfigurable? Think end-to-end. Think efficient. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the ability of markets to synergize. We frequently productize one-to-one portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2C media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be synergistic? Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Think seamless. Think vertical. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to enhance. What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? The metrics for mega-iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will optimize the commonly-used term "real-time, 24/7". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media schemas and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "research and development". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our technologies but our ability to reintermediate. We understand that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to e-enable interactively. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We always iterate bricks-and-clicks web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. If you drive transparently, you may have to expedite strategically. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to integrate ultra-strategically. We realize that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to monetize nano-seamlessly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Without bandwidth, you will lack branding. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J++.