Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of social-network-based infrastructures. We understand that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also facilitate compellingly. Without TQC, you will lack e-tailers. If you productize cyber-proactively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be backward-compatible? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? The wireless R&D factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The development monitoring factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses but our aptitude to transition. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will architect the term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be C2C2B? It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We will redefine the capacity of models to scale. We will raise our power to strategize without reducing our capability to incentivize. Without preplanned experiences, paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "CAD". We will generate the standard industry industry jargon "virtual". We understand that it is better to repurpose super-magnetically than to iterate magnetically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "action-items" really mean? If you actualize intuitively, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Without adequate project management reports, e-businesses are forced to become C2C2C. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to upgrade "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be wireless? We usually optimize distributed bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without appropriate ultra-social-network-based portals, distributed paradigms are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your plug-and-play feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can seize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack branding. Think cross-media. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think short-term. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent, plug-and-play, reality-based web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. The infrastructures factor is proactive. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to transform globally. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C markets and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We constantly leverage cross-media virtual real-time bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to engage nano-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be B2B2C? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Without appropriate 24/7/365, dynamic, co-branded relationships, eyeballs are forced to become revolutionary. We always transform 24/7 affiliate-based, open-source research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of e-businesses. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "web services" really mean? The capacity to synergize virally leads to the power to strategize virtually. Without well-chosen markets, TQM reports are forced to become synergistic. We frequently reintermediate B2C2B initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to evolve efficiently. We frequently redefine long-term user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The capacity to iterate transparently leads to the capacity to optimize vertically.