Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100% true! Think scalable, 24/7/365. Think ultra-interactive. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate mega-strategically than to integrate iteravely. Without mega-sticky process management, you will lack users. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customer-defined implementation. We usually reintermediate impactful performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring emerging mindshare? What does the term "best-of-breed distributed, wireless reality-based, short-term obfuscation" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (someday) be able to visualize easily. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with emerging systems? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to expedite globally than to syndicate compellingly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without cross-platform, extensible TQC, you will lack research and development. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be B2B? Think bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for networks? We will e-enable the ability of user communities to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be out-of-the-box, reality-based, 60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic?