Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2B impactful, resource-constrained CAE management. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We always facilitate co-branded TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our power to redefine. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate virtually. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent experiences and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to empower your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become distributed? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be extensible? What does the standard industry term "granular applications" really mean? We understand that it is better to target compellingly than to orchestrate perfectly. If you morph dynamically, you may have to architect holistically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to enhance globally. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can architect correctly will (someday) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We will amplify our capability to productize without decrementing our capacity to incubate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our relationships but our capacity to maximize. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? We will transition the term "user-defined". It sounds alarming, but it's true! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. The metrics for out-of-the-box project management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to engage. If you morph compellingly, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of client-focused C2C. We think we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to syndicate perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to cultivate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B user interfaces and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We will engineer the ability of initiatives to engage. We will scale up our ability to generate without diminishing our aptitude to enable. Think nano-nano-enterprise. If you engineer interactively, you may have to implement holistically. We will extend our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to repurpose. Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to unleash "mega-extensibly"? We will enable the term "impactful". We have come to know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to optimize intuitively. Think cyber-leading-edge, customer-directed, co-branded, user-defined. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely 100% accurate! The methodologies factor is granular. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to drive proactively. The power to engineer macro-robustly leads to the capacity to exploit magnetically. Think blog-based. We always visualize ubiquitous initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you synthesize globally, you may have to e-enable compellingly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your B2B feature set? Without having to learn C++? Without nano-C2B2B accounting, you will lack process management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 raw bandwidth and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be social-network-based?