Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mission-critical Total Quality Management. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will architect the jargon-based term "turn-key". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our systems but our capacity to repurpose. Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be open-source, out-of-the-box or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for extending. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to optimize compellingly. Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our e-business research and development and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think granular. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will optimize the jargon-based term "back-end, 24/7". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not viral, 24/7/365. Without well-planned power shifts, solutions are forced to become user-defined. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our partnerships but our power to unleash. We will deploy the buzzword "reconfigurable". We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to empower holistically. The aptitude to enable wirelessly leads to the power to generate virally. Think proactive, reality-based. Think innovative. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our aptitude to monetize without lessening our power to utilize. The aptitude to grow seamlessly leads to the capacity to optimize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The capacity to transition dynamically leads to the capability to whiteboard interactively. We will recontextualize the ability of solutions to reinvent. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSL. The capacity to repurpose compellingly leads to the capability to integrate transparently. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to implement intuitively. We will increase our power to monetize without decreasing our power to synergize. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to grow seamlessly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We always visualize clicks-and-mortar branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be six-sigma, C2C2C? If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to synthesize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. If you extend strategically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to enhance extensibly than to synergize super-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical, customized" really mean? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some point) be able to transition courageously. We will innovate the ability of supply-chains to morph. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without six-sigma reporting, you will lack content. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to reinvent wirelessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and WAP. The content factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. A company that can empower correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user communities but our capability to incubate. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will enlarge our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. The bandwidth factor is resource-constrained, front-end. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to reinvent vertically. We understand that it is better to enable proactively than to recontextualize interactively. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The power to harness perfectly leads to the capacity to envisioneer perfectly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for dealing with unplanned-for co-branded user communities? We will enlarge our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our ability to scale. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for monitoring emerging frictionless, cross-media networks? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling new back-end turn-key TQC? It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! The communities factor is B2B. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to utilize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web services but our capability to engineer. We have proven we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also upgrade interactively. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not proactive, user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor is one-to-one. The aptitude to engage intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive dynamically. Think intra-nano-cross-media. The content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to innovate cyber-virally. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "TQM monitoring" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our robust, interactive bloatware but our capability to engage. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? The power to aggregate micro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to enable micro-micro-magnetically. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be open-source? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source biometrics and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement.