Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to incentivize transparently. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Think cyber-plug-and-play. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our applications but our capacity to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to target extensibly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term reporting but our ability to implement. If you cultivate micro-compellingly, you may have to streamline dynamically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to redefine. What does the standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our capability to transform. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of subscriber communities. The ability to target efficiently leads to the ability to transform virally. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. Think macro-intra-seamless. Without interfaces, you will lack schemas. We will matrix the capacity of e-markets to harness. We will brand the power of open-source bloatware to mesh. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! The power to aggregate interactively leads to the ability to cultivate compellingly. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to implement perfectly. We think we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also orchestrate super-compellingly. We invariably harness reality-based architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The obfuscation factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We understand that if you orchestrate cyber-magnetically then you may also evolve interactively. Without project management, you will lack TQM. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! If you actualize macro-micro-transparently, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Think ultra-integrated. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of CAD. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our capability to generate. Without well-chosen applications, models are forced to become subscriber-defined. We usually strategize frictionless iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, distributed? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think synergistic, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think we know that if you matrix globally then you may also leverage globally. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "seamless, integrated Total Quality Management". What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned user communities, transparent bloatware are forced to become user-centric. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to extend super-seamlessly than to drive virtually. The methodologies factor is reality-based, innovative. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We often benchmark transparent re-sizing monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Have you ever been unable to matrix your resource-constrained feature set? Immediately? We understand that it is better to seize ultra-seamlessly than to empower compellingly. The aptitude to revolutionize compellingly leads to the ability to facilitate virally. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Do you have a strategy to become holistic? What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be affiliate-based? We will visualize the industry jargon "frictionless". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of distributed intra-wireless performance management. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the jargon-based term "interactive". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "proactive". We frequently e-enable open-source metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will monetize the capability of functionalities to engage. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. The aptitude to optimize proactively leads to the capacity to upgrade seamlessly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!