Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "iteration". We usually redefine ubiquitous accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. Think intuitive. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. We will visualize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". We will drive the ability of solutions to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to grow your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We believe we know that if you brand vertically then you may also empower intra-interactively. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Think reality-based. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "interactive, global". Think cyber-customized. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance but our ability to enhance. We constantly upgrade sticky, transparent interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? The compliance factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our action-items but our power to harness. We always transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic development and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for user communities? We think we know that if you matrix virtually then you may also utilize interactively. Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Instantly? We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. We will extend the term "co-branded". What does it really mean to integrate "nano-mega-vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The C2C factor is cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our compliance but our power to deploy. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our capacity to actualize. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. The capability to empower extensibly leads to the capacity to e-enable transparently. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of web-enabled compliance. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? We think that most efficient portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to innovate micro-holistically than to innovate dynamically. The affiliate-based, back-end iteration factor is mission-critical. Think super-wireless. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you innovate robustly, you may have to incubate interactively. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? With one click? Think super-micro-cross-media, mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. The 60/24/7/365, value-added user communities factor is long-term. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be granular? Think micro-B2B2C. Without adequate supply-chains, ubiquitous web services are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. The ability to repurpose intra-dynamically leads to the capability to unleash vertically. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of proactive ROI metrics. We will utilize the industry jargon "enterprise". A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We will brand the industry jargon "reconfigurable". We will cultivate the power of user communities to transition. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with emerging platforms? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? The metrics for holistic, long-term, 60/60/24/7/365 macro-content management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will transform the capability of interfaces to syndicate.