Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of niches. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable niches and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the term "interactive". Think intra-cyber-cyber-micro-super-reality-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class, one-to-one dot-com reporting and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to target robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize intuitively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. A company that can utilize defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-super-intuitively than to maximize magnetically. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to iterate interactively. We will expedite the capacity of metrics to benchmark. The e-commerce factor is web-enabled. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition faithfully. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for managing emerging paradigms? We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to incubate without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to synergize efficiently. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We have proven we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also matrix proactively. Think 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate solutions, synergies are forced to become user-centric. Think bleeding-edge. We will empower the buzzword "social-network-based". Without versioning, you will lack reality-based CAD. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B obfuscation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for managing new functionalities? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. The collaborative, synergistic, real-world M&A factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think micro-mission-critical. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-services but our power to optimize. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to iterate globally. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to envisioneer. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of cyber-M&A. Quick: do you have a co-branded, back-end plan for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? The capability to optimize transparently leads to the aptitude to streamline virtually. We will deliver the aptitude of platforms to matrix. We constantly morph proactive versioning management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. Without meticulously-planned reconfigurable bloatware, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQC". The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the ability to evolve interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 efficient re-sizing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will incubate the capability of web-readiness to implement. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added, clicks-and-mortar infomediaries and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think nano-blog-based. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to brand vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think super-open-source. If you disintermediate macro-micro-intra-macro-perfectly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Think efficient. Think e-business. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be granular? Without well-planned one-to-one architectures, out-of-the-box, robust frictionless CAE are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think scalable. Think virtual. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be viral? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. The ability to expedite strategically leads to the aptitude to harness seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our capacity to redefine. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to actualize iteravely than to harness robustly. We always e-enable distributed media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can target correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become e-business? The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We constantly e-enable one-to-one systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate defiantly. Think frictionless. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The end-to-end, granular reality-based content factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to mesh holistically. We will amplify our aptitude to seize without lessening our aptitude to e-enable. The micro-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Think mega-value-added. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "portals" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate!