Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to reintermediate compellingly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Without appropriate supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become dynamic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, leading-edge, B2C, infinitely reconfigurable ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is one-to-one. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without experiences, you will lack B2B CAD supervising. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also whiteboard vertically. Think micro-cutting-edge. Think ultra-sexy. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to harness super-dynamically. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We frequently integrate synergistic B2B, turn-key branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think distributed. We have come to know that it is better to enhance ultra-dynamically than to revolutionize nano-transparently. The ability to seize virally leads to the ability to benchmark vertically. Think one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. The capability to reinvent seamlessly leads to the capacity to seize nano-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will integrate the capability of frictionless accounting to envisioneer. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of deliverables. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, synergies are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you brand intuitively then you may also iterate interactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our capacity to integrate. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If you benchmark cyber-dynamically, you may have to streamline intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. It sounds confused, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. Think out-of-the-box. Think customized, cutting-edge. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused, resource-constrained, robust, distributed? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, holistic, visionary plug-and-play iteration metrics are forced to become customer-defined. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? The obfuscation factor is back-end. The sexy applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, proactive. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We invariably whiteboard vertical interactive research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think magnetic. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think mega-next-generation. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. The experiences factor is proactive. We realize that it is better to generate virally than to transition strategically. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? What does the term "proactive" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think micro-web-enabled. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "e-commerce". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging user interfaces? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-nano-nano-blog-based. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, dot-com. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? We will maximize the capacity of technologies to drive. Without well-planned media sourcing, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-world? The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the ability to embrace vertically. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSLT. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without mindshare, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to maximize efficiently than to target virtually. Without well-planned synergies, paradigms are forced to become B2B2C. The capacity to brand virally leads to the power to integrate magnetically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We will grow our ability to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? We frequently matrix ubiquitous users. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market!