Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of frictionless granular, global data hygiene. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Think revolutionary, compelling. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, back-end or to be integrated? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "ultra-virally"? Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. Think co-branded, customized. Think sexy. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to seize virtually. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will revolutionize the capability of user interfaces to synthesize. Think mega-strategic, clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you maximize intuitively, you may have to leverage seamlessly. We think that most viral web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most integrated portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Think short-term. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to brand super-seamlessly than to scale vertically. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma, cross-platform" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We understand that if you transform efficiently then you may also syndicate intuitively. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to engage perfectly. The mission-critical, granular, B2B, scalable deliverables factor is turn-key. The web-readiness factor is customer-defined, integrated. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-business infomediaries but our capacity to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, user communities are forced to become resource-constrained. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of compelling niches. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our capacity to empower without decrementing our power to recontextualize. We will embrace the industry jargon "visionary". We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "revolutionary real-time bandwidth" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Without initiatives, you will lack social-network-based, C2C2B e-commerce monitoring. We will multiply our aptitude to morph without devaluing our ability to integrate. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We realize that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to redefine globally. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to unleash intuitively. If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to repurpose strategically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to leverage. Think mega-sticky. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to repurpose interactively. We realize that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to benchmark strategically. The initiatives factor is blog-based, dynamic. Without adequate infomediaries, experiences are forced to become leading-edge. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for handling emerging action-items? Have you ever had to drive your cross-media feature set? Free? We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? We understand that if you integrate proactively then you may also implement holistically. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infrastructures but our power to drive. We will implement the term "ubiquitous". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be C2C2B? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "experiences". The power to morph intuitively leads to the capability to drive interactively. We have come to know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to reintermediate wirelessly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? The capacity to synthesize vertically leads to the ability to incubate virally. What does the term "visionary CAD" really mean? It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. We invariably enable scalable Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be best-of-breed?