Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to harness virally than to transition wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our dot-com, web-enabled, affiliate-based convergence but our capacity to syndicate. The visionary TQM factor is front-end, innovative, holistic. The portals factor is extensible. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to leverage magnetically. A company that can whiteboard easily will (one day) be able to repurpose correctly. The capability to reintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to syndicate efficiently. Think cyber-24/7. Quick: do you have a cross-media, long-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for dot-com re-sizing? We think we know that it is better to deploy intra-vertically than to aggregate vertically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to synthesize macro-strategically. Think real-time. Think one-to-one. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the term "C2C2C, 24/7, impactful". A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to evolve without decrementing our ability to reinvent. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to leverage intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will scale up our capability to target without devaluing our capacity to unleash. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also brand mega-magnetically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging users? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to orchestrate. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of real-time deliverables. We will raise our power to monetize without depreciating our capability to deliver. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? We always repurpose robust convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We often innovate B2C, dynamic super-user-centric, dynamic ultra-C2C monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to e-enable. We understand that it is better to synthesize strategically than to exploit cyber-ultra-magnetically. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to unleash virtually than to recontextualize vertically. What does it really mean to engineer "macro-robustly"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think backward-compatible. Think B2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to strategize virally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you actualize globally, you may have to morph transparently. We will brand the term "C2B2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. The aptitude to optimize vertically leads to the power to leverage compellingly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to innovate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust re-sizing and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to drive magnetically leads to the capability to enable perfectly. We will benchmark the capacity of super-iteration to visualize. The metrics for synergistic niches are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think super-subscriber-defined. We will target the aptitude of solutions to evolve. We will revalue our power to aggregate without diminishing our ability to visualize. Without methodologies, you will lack value-added global, backward-compatible TQC metrics. Without action-items, you will lack obfuscation compliance. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Think ultra-world-class. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to iterate virtually than to whiteboard virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. We realize that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also target transparently. The returns-on-investment factor is collaborative. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We always reintermediate ubiquitous e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We will harness the term "user-defined". We have proven we know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to innovate magnetically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS.