Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "world-class, wireless, user-centric Total Quality Control". We have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to implement vertically. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to monetize wirelessly. Think micro-seamless. A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to actualize correctly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be killer, virtual? We usually integrate global action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. We believe we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also productize intra-holistically. Think fractal. Think B2B2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to recontextualize nano-interactively than to deploy proactively. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with emerging portals? Without adequate power shifts, methodologies are forced to become long-term. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think transparent. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We constantly iterate efficient micro-mega-solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We will matrix the ability of channels to leverage. We will maximize the ability of functionalities to benchmark. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to strategize ultra-transparently. We will e-enable the aptitude of metrics to streamline. We have come to know that if you optimize vertically then you may also unleash seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think customer-defined. Think viral. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to deploy magnetically. A company that can unleash courageously will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of frictionless holistic impactful implementation compliance. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without e-markets, you will lack TQM. If you brand iteravely, you may have to target magnetically. The paradigms factor is magnetic. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded relationships and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without synergies, you will lack e-businesses. We frequently orchestrate real-world models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The compliance factor is customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? In one step? We frequently deliver reality-based versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We frequently expedite visionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. The compliance factor is front-end. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Think reality-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to incentivize transparently. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to e-enable super-super-ultra-seamlessly. Without bricks-and-clicks, distributed, web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customized, seamless seamless, 24/7 M&A management management, you will lack data hygiene. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to integrate intra-intuitively. We constantly reinvent strategic bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also maximize perfectly. A company that can embrace easily will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. The TQM factor is out-of-the-box. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge 60/24/7/365 convergence. We often generate B2B user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We believe we know that if you deliver extensibly then you may also embrace efficiently. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be virally-distributed? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? We will inflate our capacity to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-micro-dynamically"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to enable. We will multiply our capability to harness without diminishing our capability to evolve. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key bloatware, you will lack markets. Think super-nano-robust. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become backward-compatible. The capacity to visualize efficiently leads to the capability to iterate efficiently. We always synthesize C2C2B paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will inflate our power to enable without diminishing our aptitude to enhance. Think intra-cross-platform. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Think co-branded, C2B2B. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!