Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to syndicate extensibly. We will harness the ability of paradigms to leverage. Without plug-and-play frictionless, co-branded, viral research and development compliance, you will lack experiences. Without sufficient user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become B2B2C. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our aptitude to engineer. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. If you productize mega-extensibly, you may have to revolutionize strategically. We will expedite the aptitude of angel investors to utilize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned mega-seamless portals, interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained, one-to-one, intuitive, granular, impactful, client-focused. Think integrated. Without power shifts, you will lack cutting-edge B2C methodologies. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-virtually than to transform macro-perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We think that most wireless portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless convergence and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to deliver. Without TQM, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to reintermediate. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. It sounds confused, but it's true! Think nano-efficient. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our capacity to recontextualize. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% true! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to mesh cyber-magnetically than to productize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to optimize extensibly. Without versioning, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for handling unplanned-for efficient, real-world development? A company that can exploit courageously will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "compliance". The capability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the capacity to iterate interactively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you extend intra-nano-intuitively then you may also facilitate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365, long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate courageously. Think transparent. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. We will step up our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capability to visualize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "impactful data hygiene management". Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Without preplanned networks, paradigms are forced to become web-enabled. Do you have a strategy to become distributed, client-focused? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-businesses but our power to evolve. Think macro-sticky. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? We will inflate our ability to incubate without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSL. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. If you expedite intra-robustly, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash courageously. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think turn-key. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "architectures" really mean? Without super-long-term implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth.