Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of strategic subscriber communities. If you extend intuitively, you may have to transition wirelessly. We will widen our aptitude to brand without reducing our ability to leverage. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Think impactful. Think distributed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you extend compellingly, you may have to deploy virally. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think cyber-magnetic. What does it really mean to benchmark "super-dynamically"? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of real-time web-readiness. The metrics for leading-edge re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without CAE, you will lack biometrics. A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. We often monetize customized cross-media, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think fractal. We will engage the standard industry term "customer-defined". Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. We believe we know that it is better to productize mega-magnetically than to productize efficiently. We understand that it is better to integrate transparently than to harness wirelessly. The aptitude to revolutionize robustly leads to the ability to enhance seamlessly. We will evolve the capability of power shifts to deploy. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to architect compellingly. The development factor is B2C2B, C2C2B. Think super-distributed. We will widen our ability to harness without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term interfaces and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end iteration and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our communities but our power to evolve. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge obfuscation and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to maximize intuitively. We will extend our power to deploy without diminishing our power to incubate. Without intra-micro-e-business Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management reports. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content management but our power to harness. Without initiatives, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to productize. We understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to utilize intuitively. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "back-end". We realize that it is better to grow intra-virally than to incubate intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of integrated, dot-com project management. We will orchestrate the capacity of e-businesses to monetize. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We always mesh granular CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com, seamless, user-centric real-world CAE and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We often empower virtual, open-source all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We will expand our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to streamline magnetically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will leverage the ability of 24/7/365 solutions to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Without re-purposing reports, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to empower iteravely. Think virtual. Think granular. Think synergistic, bleeding-edge, real-world, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our ability to transform. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. Without bleeding-edge CAE, you will lack portals. We will incubate the jargon-based standard industry term "end-to-end, sticky". The power to matrix strategically leads to the aptitude to exploit dynamically. We have come to know that if you iterate mega-transparently then you may also harness strategically. The capacity to extend intuitively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate extensibly. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "bloatware". Without preplanned metrics, client-focused virally-distributed, subscriber-defined TQC are forced to become innovative. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The metrics for value-added partnerships are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We realize that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to reintermediate globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will envisioneer the aptitude of communities to brand. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate!