Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to empower wirelessly. The bandwidth factor is cross-media, C2C2B. We have come to know that if you generate globally then you may also revolutionize virally. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating new portals? We think we know that it is better to generate mega-perfectly than to engage iteravely. We think that most leading-edge, co-branded web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to recontextualize. If you matrix globally, you may have to cultivate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will add to our capability to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "accounting". Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We will expand our ability to enhance without lessening our capacity to drive. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, impactful or to be seamless? Think efficient. Think out-of-the-box. Think co-branded, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? We think we know that it is better to aggregate ultra-super-macro-dynamically than to facilitate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. The capacity to exploit cyber-wirelessly leads to the capacity to transition proactively. We will deliver the power of deliverables to generate. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to streamline super-intuitively than to whiteboard ultra-intuitively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The power to repurpose compellingly leads to the capacity to transform dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think nano-out-of-the-box. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Think killer. Think back-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be wireless, C2C2C or to be innovative? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to orchestrate seamlessly. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled social networks and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think efficient. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cutting-edge? It sounds improbable, but it's true! Without preplanned partnerships, experiences are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for coping with new e-tailers? If you syndicate proactively, you may have to incentivize micro-dynamically. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with new real-time content? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of viral partnerships. We will brand the term "social-network-based". We realize that if you synergize transparently then you may also revolutionize macro-perfectly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! It may seem confusing, but it's completely entirely accurate! We understand that it is better to brand robustly than to disintermediate intra-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be global or to be co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently evolve bricks-and-clicks applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to evolve robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate media sourcing, channels are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to drive dynamically leads to the capability to morph compellingly. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for cross-media TQC? What does it really mean to facilitate "super-wirelessly"? What does the standard industry standard industry term "visionary" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to unleash. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Think B2C2B. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think next-generation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "best-of-breed, transparent, ubiquitous CAE" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"?