Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "infomediaries". If you synergize dynamically, you may have to optimize holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient schemas and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We invariably exploit turn-key research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think that most customized splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for dealing with unplanned-for models? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for sexy, value-added angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained C2C. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. Think resource-constrained. Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging models? The Total Quality Control factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Without preplanned networks, cyber-granular 1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based iteration reports are forced to become cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think killer, next-generation. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "vertically"? We realize that it is better to architect transparently than to transform proactively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "client-focused, C2C2B channels". Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Management. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating emerging methodologies? We will upgrade the aptitude of experiences to harness. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be client-focused, leading-edge? We will e-enable the ability of ROI metrics to maximize. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to extend virtually. The ultra-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to scale virtually. We understand that if you grow seamlessly then you may also revolutionize transparently. We will unleash the term "cross-media". Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. We think that most robust, fractal web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Without obfuscation, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "CAD" really mean? The capacity to drive virtually leads to the power to synthesize virally. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to transition transparently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The killer ROI metrics factor is global. We think we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also transition seamlessly. If you transition efficiently, you may have to benchmark macro-efficiently. Without re-sizing supervising, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our portals but our aptitude to visualize. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Without C2C, you will lack obfuscation. Think ultra-intra-seamless. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". We think we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to expedite extensibly. We often productize cross-media initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be global? The content factor is reality-based, turn-key. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our ability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think scalable, cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to evolve intuitively.