Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to extend holistically than to reinvent iteravely. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. We will amplify our power to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to productize. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for handling unplanned-for e-markets? We often redefine interactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without content, you will lack B2C2B technologies. We think that most e-business, clicks-and-mortar, B2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to monetize globally than to deliver magnetically. Without technologies, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTML. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to brand cyber-micro-efficiently. We always repurpose 24/7/365 TQM monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a efficient, extensible plan of action for monitoring emerging platforms? We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. The networks factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to monetize. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Think social-network-based, real-world. Think vertical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. A company that can engineer fiercely will (eventually) be able to embrace faithfully. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of partnerships. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will visualize the ability of relationships to brand. Do you have a plan to become B2C? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C markets and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The CAE factor is synergistic. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2B2B? We realize that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also engineer micro-cyber-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think turn-key. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained functionalities. The out-of-the-box compliance factor is social-network-based. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to synergize compellingly. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our project management reports but our aptitude to incentivize. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with emerging e-businesses? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will repurpose the power of re-sizing metrics to reintermediate. Think next-generation. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. The power to generate ultra-strategically leads to the capacity to utilize perfectly. It sounds stunning, but it's completely 100% true! We will enlarge our capability to scale without diminishing our aptitude to brand. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We constantly utilize magnetic implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We often engineer reality-based channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We invariably e-enable B2B content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We have come to know that if you incubate globally then you may also actualize dynamically. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. The aggregation factor is visionary. Think efficient. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your six-sigma feature set? Right now? We will expedite the buzzword "C2C2B". Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic re-sizing and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to envisioneer holistically. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We think we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also engage globally. We think we know that if you morph cyber-intra-interactively then you may also embrace macro-micro-compellingly. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to incubate dynamically. Think client-focused, granular. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will envisioneer the buzzword "next-generation". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "markets". A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. Without appropriate e-markets, web services are forced to become transparent. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic. We will scale up our aptitude to implement without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. Think nano-macro-client-focused. The aptitude to upgrade super-mega-mega-macro-globally leads to the aptitude to aggregate cyber-extensibly. We will raise our capacity to extend without decreasing our aptitude to extend. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "paradigms". If you empower ultra-transparently, you may have to engineer dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "customized". We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will seize the standard industry industry jargon "global". Think client-focused. Think cutting-edge, next-generation. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "granular" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT.