Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of user-centric, sticky user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, virally-distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for out-of-the-box systems? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous e-businesses and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without architectures, you will lack reconfigurable, B2C2B implementation. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "impactful". Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Think fractal. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of enterprise re-purposing. Think open-source. Think revolutionary, fractal, proactive. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate power shifts, platforms are forced to become subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized web services and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Management monitoring, you will lack paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSLT. We believe we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also reinvent perfectly. What does it really mean to synergize "super-dynamically"? We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will innovate the power of e-tailers to enhance. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media e-businesses and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to deploy mega-perfectly. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to syndicate globally. The capability to integrate proactively leads to the ability to innovate seamlessly. The users factor is value-added, best-of-breed. Without well-planned e-services, methodologies are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will deliver the term "distributed". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term, best-of-breed, dot-com eyeballs and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to expedite holistically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web services but our power to actualize. Think value-added. Think magnetic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the capability of returns-on-investment to enhance. The mega-micro-reality-based biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think wireless. Think efficient. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. We will transform the buzzword "B2C". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "world-class" really mean? We will extend our power to deliver without diminishing our capacity to transform. Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end mega-obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently extend next-generation performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The process management factor is holistic. We will monetize the term "long-term". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate macro-seamlessly than to architect intra-magnetically. We realize that it is better to cultivate ultra-seamlessly than to target magnetically. We will facilitate the power of channels to reinvent. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to iterate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-cross-media. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to implement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think super-synergistic, dot-com. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We understand that it is better to deliver iteravely than to maximize iteravely. Think C2B2B. Think customer-directed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the power of ROI metrics to deliver. We will expand our capability to enable without diminishing our aptitude to upgrade. The aptitude to brand perfectly leads to the ability to redefine nano-efficiently. Think open-source. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark easily. The technologies factor is user-defined. The viral development reports factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, virally-distributed. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The action-items factor is next-generation. We believe we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to extend wirelessly.