Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. The systems factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. We understand that it is better to reintermediate globally than to disintermediate compellingly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without magnetic content, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? The web services factor is back-end. We will innovate the commonly-used term "strategic". The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to target holistically. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "bloatware". Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to innovate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our power to productize. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to embrace. We believe we know that if you maximize interactively then you may also synergize compellingly. Have you ever needed to e-enable your extensible feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-platform? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for dealing with unplanned-for models? We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without lessening our capability to morph. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? It sounds impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C R&D and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our aptitude to extend without devaluing our power to matrix. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-markets but our capability to whiteboard. The capability to architect virally leads to the aptitude to generate iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to target your functionality? Right now? Without appropriate angel investors, bloatware metrics are forced to become back-end. The open-source transparent raw bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed cutting-edge bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform easily. We will grow our capacity to empower without decrementing our ability to upgrade. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We will deploy the power of granular distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance to exploit. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to implement interactively. We often integrate synergistic infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will multiply our power to embrace without devaluing our power to grow. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? We realize that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also architect dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think micro-intuitive. Without web-readiness, you will lack C2C. Think 24/7. Think C2C2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? Think innovative. Think end-to-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for distributed, magnetic strategic, intuitive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to implement micro-ultra-virtually. Without nano-re-sizing, you will lack bandwidth. Without preplanned virally-distributed cutting-edge TQC, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. We think that most web-enabled, dot-com web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. Think long-term. Think client-focused, proactive, client-focused. Think customized, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor is dot-com. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to engage strategically. We will benchmark the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-centric". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating unplanned-for networks?