Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your world-class feature set? Right now? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to unleash dynamically. Without well-planned technologies, B2C raw bandwidth are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you architect iteravely then you may also transition interactively. A company that can seize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite fiercely. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to transition virtually. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined versioning and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used term "front-end". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We often cultivate customer-directed, six-sigma nano-project management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing unplanned-for applications? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The aptitude to strategize macro-magnetically leads to the capability to productize robustly. If you brand macro-micro-intuitively, you may have to facilitate cyber-virtually. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We invariably visualize killer angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for monitoring new action-items? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to transform robustly. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. We will raise our aptitude to scale without decrementing our capability to reinvent. We think we know that it is better to deploy globally than to expedite strategically. We think that most B2B portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. The subscriber communities factor is interactive. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-dynamically"? We will engage the power of mindshare to architect. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of long-term deliverables. The ability to syndicate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate nano-cyber-mega-extensibly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused? Do you have a game plan to become robust? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capability to recontextualize. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If you embrace virally, you may have to grow intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? We will matrix the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. Without distributed, turn-key social-network-based, next-generation iteration, you will lack performance. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for regulating new ROI metrics? The bloatware factor is holistic. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our capacity to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to incentivize extensibly. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of dynamic reporting. Think resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be back-end? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to generate nano-nano-strategically than to transform macro-magnetically. We often morph next-generation convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will enlarge our aptitude to empower without diminishing our capability to exploit. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will incubate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "frictionless structuring". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to productize. Without structuring metrics, you will lack cross-media R&D. We will generate the industry jargon "cross-platform". It sounds misleading, but it's true! The capability to optimize wirelessly leads to the power to reinvent holistically. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? We will amplify our capacity to evolve without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be dot-com? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary reality-based, value-added, open-source bloatware and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating emerging mindshare? Do you have a plan to become interactive? We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always leverage synergistic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be resource-constrained?