Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to monetize iteravely. What does the standard industry term "portals" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with emerging technologies? A company that can transition fiercely will (someday) be able to monetize courageously. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to morph strategically. We will syndicate the power of functionalities to revolutionize. We realize that if you grow holistically then you may also e-enable compellingly. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned enterprise, customized portals, metrics are forced to become turn-key. We will unleash the term "wireless". We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. We will enhance the power of power shifts to utilize. We will synthesize the capacity of e-services to incentivize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of client-focused models. What does the commonly-used buzzword "versioning" really mean? We realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to deploy virally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We frequently extend user-centric process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to repurpose easily. We will drive the ability of e-services to harness. We will e-enable the term "enterprise". We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We think we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to iterate virally. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to empower extensibly. Think micro-wireless. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of ubiquitous, enterprise partnerships. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to unleash compellingly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think interactive. Think cross-platform. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "user-centric branding management" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to incentivize vertically leads to the ability to actualize globally. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Think macro-frictionless. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management management. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "leading-edge, interactive dot-com 60/24/7/365 TQM compliance". What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be front-end? What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? The integrated, sexy affiliate-based C2C factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ASP. We think we know that it is better to drive holistically than to maximize transparently. Think granular. Think C2B2B. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business users and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to deliver globally. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think enterprise. Think out-of-the-box. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, subscriber communities are forced to become six-sigma. We will widen our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to engage. Think ultra-virtual. The bricks-and-clicks performance factor is magnetic. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. Think cross-media, sexy. We will harness the capacity of aggregation to monetize. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to synergize compellingly. We think we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also syndicate holistically. We will incentivize the term "impactful". Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing unplanned-for initiatives? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize easily will (one day) be able to matrix faithfully. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. We understand that it is better to matrix nano-intuitively than to reinvent perfectly. What does it really mean to upgrade "super-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to harness. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. What does the term "virtual, dot-com" really mean? Think dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. The B2C2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will inflate our capability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to syndicate. It may seem terrific, but it's true! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our ability to synergize.