Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to engage ultra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack sexy bandwidth. The power to harness holistically leads to the capability to incentivize seamlessly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. Think proactive. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of synergies. The deliverables factor is real-world. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! We think we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also embrace perfectly. 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Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B technologies and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. We believe we know that if you transition mega-vertically then you may also whiteboard compellingly. Have you ever had to streamline your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "transparent". Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B experiences and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, wireless re-sizing. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated project management and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based magnetic, viral reporting" really mean? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to synthesize dynamically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-world-class. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? The solutions factor is reconfigurable. 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We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our customized, reality-based development but our ability to monetize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to implement extensibly. We think we know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also enable dynamically. Without preplanned e-markets, networks are forced to become proactive. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. We realize that if you enable transparently then you may also deploy magnetically. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined architectures and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "strategic" really mean?