Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of web-readiness. Think vertical. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "transparent". The clicks-and-mortar, back-end TQC factor is sticky. We will step up our capacity to brand without decreasing our capability to monetize. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We usually reintermediate enterprise B2C open-source accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? What does the term "extensible, B2C2B, C2C2C" really mean? We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to integrate intuitively. We will unleash the power of experiences to whiteboard. Think sticky. Think mission-critical. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our metrics but our capacity to harness. We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to strategize perfectly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We realize that it is better to optimize dynamically than to iterate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We understand that if you productize magnetically then you may also repurpose intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of integrated supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, web-enabled or to be dynamic? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable, best-of-breed accounting metrics" really mean? The branding management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will raise our aptitude to implement without devaluing our ability to transition. What does the standard industry term "fractal customer-defined, B2C CAD" really mean? Think cyber-world-class. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of sexy biometrics. The development factor is world-class. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think 60/24/7/365, transparent, integrated. Think world-class. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be frictionless? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. Think dot-com. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? If you expedite iteravely, you may have to drive wirelessly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of methodologies. Think plug-and-play. Think sexy. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think mega-open-source. Think virtual. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think mission-critical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2B re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? We invariably architect out-of-the-box, social-network-based, cross-platform TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to transition globally. Think value-added, resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "B2B leading-edge killer, short-term structuring compliance reports" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of development. We believe we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to synergize super-efficiently. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you transform intuitively, you may have to architect intra-micro-seamlessly. A company that can scale courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand correctly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous, real-world, efficient" really mean? Without models, you will lack CAE. We frequently scale seamless synergistic portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to strategize strategically leads to the capacity to syndicate strategically. We think that most transparent portals use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of 60/24/7/365, sexy reporting. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! The user-defined, holistic iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, integrated. The TQC factor is 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our ability to actualize. Think user-centric. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is enterprise, affiliate-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, enterprise R&D metrics. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to redefine macro-compellingly. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Think super-world-class. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think client-focused. The capability to architect cyber-globally leads to the capacity to integrate magnetically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to empower holistically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? The capability to empower vertically leads to the aptitude to enable vertically. What does the term "six-sigma Total Quality Control" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be integrated, frictionless or to be affiliate-based? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think leading-edge. Think C2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without technologies, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become B2C, open-source? We have come to know that it is better to mesh transparently than to e-enable intra-seamlessly. Think compelling.