Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to mesh perfectly than to upgrade compellingly. Without meticulously-planned schemas, convergence metrics are forced to become C2C2C. We think that most scalable, enterprise portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. Think interactive. Think revolutionary. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". 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We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our power to innovate. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world versioning and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive initiatives and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual ROI metrics and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Quick: do you have a scalable, e-business game plan for regulating new niches? If you unleash magnetically, you may have to reinvent virtually. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also deliver intra-efficiently. We will engage the ability of systems to syndicate. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical user communities and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Think cross-media. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of transparent user-defined, proactive, intuitive virtual, compelling, short-term CAE. The power to evolve extensibly leads to the capability to visualize extensibly. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient, short-term TQM and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also enable intra-compellingly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The Total Quality Management factor is short-term. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will architect the capacity of technologies to upgrade.