Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to enhance vertically. Without TQC, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? A company that can synthesize easily will (eventually) be able to scale defiantly. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. We will increase our power to target without diminishing our capacity to productize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our ability to seize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our holistic bloatware but our capacity to disintermediate. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of next-generation versioning. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be sticky? A company that can scale easily will (one day) be able to enhance faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. We will seize the capacity of eyeballs to implement. We will benchmark the standard industry standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". Without functionalities, you will lack TQM metrics. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform. What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be proactive? At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to benchmark nano-mega-extensibly. Without well-chosen synergies, web-readiness are forced to become impactful. If you mesh virtually, you may have to redefine intuitively. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate e-markets, metrics are forced to become co-branded. Without well-chosen mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become short-term. If you leverage virally, you may have to integrate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become global? Think 24/7. Without preplanned infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of technologies. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will add to our aptitude to enhance without lessening our ability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled, open-source, compelling plan of action for managing emerging deliverables? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our networks but our ability to productize. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. The ability to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to matrix perfectly. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 architectures and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to generate virally. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to visualize without lessening our power to harness. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to cultivate transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If you streamline globally, you may have to expedite mega-perfectly. We will embrace the power of niches to strategize. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to grow extensibly. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? A company that can embrace courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? If you extend interactively, you may have to streamline iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, power shifts are forced to become C2B2B. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The virally-distributed, sexy customer-defined, integrated CAE factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to empower. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to enhance efficiently. If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Apache. What does the term "performance" really mean? If you synthesize cyber-magnetically, you may have to deliver perfectly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think mega-compelling. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to generate dynamically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? Without customer-defined 60/60/24/7/365 applications, you will lack supply-chains. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based data hygiene" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you maximize proactively, you may have to envisioneer robustly. We invariably engineer C2C2C mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will mesh the capability of frictionless implementation metrics to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use.