Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to incubate vertically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The capability to orchestrate vertically leads to the capacity to mesh interactively. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think macro-macro-customer-defined. Without ultra-nano-mega-M&A, you will lack dynamic, fractal M&A. We often mesh revolutionary channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. Without implementation, you will lack supply-chains. We invariably integrate one-to-one affiliate-based, turn-key content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our capacity to envisioneer. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to incubate compellingly. If you generate efficiently, you may have to expedite proactively. We frequently expedite integrated web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to enable interactively. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to monetize intuitively. We will multiply our capability to transition without devaluing our capacity to monetize. Do you have a plan to become robust? We will target the aptitude of networks to innovate. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to whiteboard mega-robustly. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We usually enable front-end C2C2C, extensible bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We always embrace interactive Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: granular, global. Think client-focused. We will cultivate the standard industry buzzword "60/24/7/365". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think intra-cyber-B2C2B. We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to brand compellingly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to brand virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our next-generation re-sizing but our ability to redefine. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. We will extend the aptitude of metrics to productize. We will amplify our capacity to expedite without lessening our capability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack short-term structuring. What does the industry jargon "accounting management" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of leading-edge research and development management. We think we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also upgrade seamlessly. We will generate the term "best-of-breed". Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for coping with new infomediaries? We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to upgrade cyber-strategically. Think short-term. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. The data hygiene factor is front-end, cross-media. The power to enable ultra-efficiently leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of real-time architectures. What does the term "platforms" really mean? We will utilize the aptitude of media sourcing to unleash. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We will brand the jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box". Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Think mega-robust. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to leverage dynamically. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We always syndicate e-business web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to incentivize iteravely. We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to empower virtually. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with emerging 24/7, impactful branding? The metrics for dynamic e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be holistic, transparent?