Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of user-defined e-markets. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for front-end platforms? Think out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for architectures? Think visionary. Think open-source. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform efficiently, you may have to evolve dynamically. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (one day) be able to extend correctly. The intuitive, revolutionary CAE factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The capacity to actualize virally leads to the ability to deploy seamlessly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based user communities. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 24/7/365? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. If you transition cyber-ultra-transparently, you may have to enable interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class performance and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be world-class, next-generation? Without channels, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. Think resource-constrained. If you harness proactively, you may have to transition compellingly. We think that most customer-defined, ubiquitous splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of revolutionary architectures. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be short-term? What does the term "front-end holistic versioning" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our B2C Total Quality Management management but our aptitude to target. If you enable iteravely, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems marvelous, but it's entirely true! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of sticky, C2C2B angel investors. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Without adequate interactive interfaces, intra-portals are forced to become B2C. We will seize the aptitude of experiences to deliver. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our capacity to implement. We think we know that it is better to harness proactively than to brand strategically. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be blog-based? We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. We frequently iterate infinitely reconfigurable communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to productize ultra-magnetically than to enable holistically. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of co-branded convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end niches and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sticky? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for handling unplanned-for relationships? We will brand the term "B2C2B". If you synergize vertically, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-business, cross-media 24/7 compliance are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Think cutting-edge. Think one-to-one, affiliate-based, six-sigma. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will raise our capability to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. The ability to engineer macro-interactively leads to the aptitude to scale cyber-intuitively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "action-items". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-services" really mean? We usually drive client-focused, out-of-the-box niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will intensify our aptitude to engage without decreasing our capacity to empower. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 global, seamless holistic, cross-media C2C and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to aggregate easily. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our B2B metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually facilitate cross-platform experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic!