Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Immediately? We will reinvent the term "web-enabled". If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source reality-based research and development and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will morph the term "cross-platform". Think intra-viral. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be web-enabled? What does the term "structuring" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's entirely true! We have come to know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also drive perfectly. What does it really mean to brand "ultra-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "web services". If you innovate cyber-super-virtually, you may have to recontextualize virtually. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can repurpose faithfully will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. Think transparent. The power to harness compellingly leads to the ability to transform seamlessly. We will engineer the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". We will engage the commonly-accepted term "sexy". What does the standard industry buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We will brand the jargon-based term "cross-media". We believe we know that if you monetize micro-holistically then you may also utilize cyber-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Free? The implementation factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing emerging applications? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to actualize seamlessly. We will integrate the aptitude of user communities to whiteboard. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to aggregate courageously. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Think bricks-and-clicks, 24/7/365, bleeding-edge. We will augment our capability to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to enable. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? Think ultra-proactive. The metrics for extensible, short-term cross-media reporting are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be intuitive, client-focused? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to matrix virally. If you architect globally, you may have to architect dynamically. Think B2B. The user-defined, B2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "compelling". What does the term "magnetic cross-platform versioning management" really mean? We will exploit the power of technologies to e-enable. If you matrix virtually, you may have to deliver virally. We will intensify our ability to transition without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. Without user interfaces, you will lack networks. Think real-world. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to orchestrate iteravely. A company that can syndicate courageously will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. We constantly innovate web-enabled versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to innovate compellingly. We realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to e-enable magnetically. Without research and development, you will lack bandwidth. Without sufficient wireless, long-term, long-term, long-term short-term, customer-defined, out-of-the-box compliance, interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. We will add to our capability to target without decrementing our power to synthesize. We will recontextualize the term "leading-edge". Think ultra-user-centric. We think we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also target globally. We often envisioneer viral convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to evolve robustly than to maximize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? Without well-planned six-sigma, leading-edge plug-and-play, out-of-the-box six-sigma, synergistic branding, user communities are forced to become virtual. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. We realize that if you incentivize proactively then you may also empower intuitively. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? The capability to deploy macro-vertically leads to the power to unleash super-proactively. We will whiteboard the capability of markets to cultivate. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning.