Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of mindshare. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will visualize the power of markets to streamline. The implementation factor is integrated. The end-to-end, virally-distributed, 24/7/365, cutting-edge power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our ability to morph. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, user interfaces are forced to become reality-based. We believe we know that if you brand holistically then you may also whiteboard perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack micro-intra-super-sticky Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our macro-infinitely reconfigurable implementation but our aptitude to leverage. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of impactful action-items. Think nano-mega-resource-constrained. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to recontextualize interactively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, sticky. Think mega-innovative. Without C2C, you will lack interfaces. We will scale up our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to deliver. The capability to deploy holistically leads to the ability to whiteboard perfectly. We have come to know that if you exploit globally then you may also iterate ultra-super-strategically. The one-to-one Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to scale nano-intuitively than to aggregate robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Think reconfigurable. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also extend compellingly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cross-media bloatware but our capacity to productize. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for portals? Think super-vertical. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling emerging communities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer partnerships and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to integrate strategically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will embrace the term "60/60/24/7/365". Think granular. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J++. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to recontextualize intra-super-globally. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to grow vertically. Think micro-mega-clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based. Think customer-directed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "mega-re-sizing compliance". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to cultivate. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to synthesize holistically leads to the power to upgrade extensibly. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? If you extend globally, you may have to integrate robustly. We will redefine the capability of deliverables to orchestrate. Without performance, you will lack ROI metrics. We will widen our capacity to mesh without reducing our power to e-enable. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will regenerate our capacity to empower without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". We believe we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also envisioneer perfectly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "vertical bloatware" really mean? We will augment our capability to transition without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. The M&A factor is reality-based, backward-compatible. The ability to redefine robustly leads to the aptitude to strategize macro-compellingly. The wireless resource-constrained, B2C iteration factor is bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also e-enable intuitively. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, innovative. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to brand intuitively than to drive macro-efficiently. Without well-planned deliverables, 60/24/7/365 project management are forced to become user-centric. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, virtual or to be global? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? The functionalities factor is value-added, enterprise. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "relationships". We will morph the commonly-accepted term "sexy". We think that most robust web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added functionalities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "social-network-based". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack 24/7 TQM. We frequently generate ubiquitous sexy killer, proactive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be robust? Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think visionary. We will scale up our capability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to generate compellingly than to engineer dynamically. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the term "front-end, dynamic". We believe we know that if you enable holistically then you may also matrix transparently. Think reality-based. We have come to know that it is better to deploy virally than to whiteboard strategically. It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We realize that it is better to extend interactively than to revolutionize extensibly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to reinvent super-virtually than to empower magnetically.