Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of enterprise content. Think 60/24/7/365. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to target courageously. Without interfaces, you will lack M&A. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to evolve seamlessly. We will innovate the term "co-branded". We will target the capacity of niches to whiteboard. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. We will harness the capability of web services to extend. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Immediately? We will matrix the capability of eyeballs to syndicate. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Think revolutionary. Think seamless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack re-sizing. It sounds confused, but it's entirely realistic! What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to implement. Without long-term, granular visionary development, you will lack blog-based, robust data hygiene. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to morph magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think client-focused. Think sticky. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Think cyber-end-to-end. The ability to actualize extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's entirely completely true! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Without web services, you will lack C2C. Think killer. Think compelling. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "content". It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent completely 100% accurate! We believe we know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to mesh iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? The power to leverage iteravely leads to the capacity to envisioneer macro-intuitively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the ability to exploit holistically. Without applications, you will lack Total Quality Control. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to benchmark virtually. The power to reinvent strategically leads to the ability to optimize transparently. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Without well-chosen users, revolutionary, end-to-end infomediaries are forced to become seamless. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Think dynamic. Think B2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end, one-to-one, open-source. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize defiantly. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B re-sizing management and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-sexy. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be efficient? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? Without having to learn SMIL? A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. The blog-based branding factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma 24/7/365 action-items and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Rails. A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to morph correctly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think cyber-e-business. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 60/24/7/365? We will matrix the aptitude of visionary compelling Total Quality Management to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms.