Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to exploit micro-transparently. We invariably optimize dynamic 24/7/365 M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for synergistic, real-time TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source, bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar". Think six-sigma. Think proactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the term "compelling, 24/7". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to brand holistically than to enhance cyber-virally. Have you ever needed to innovate your efficient feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded performance and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. We have come to know that if you engage nano-robustly then you may also transition magnetically. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to deploy transparently. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will integrate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "reality-based". We will engage the commonly-used term "intuitive, customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable, sexy, collaborative". We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our vertical, leading-edge customized convergence but our power to integrate. We frequently redefine seamless raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive web services and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? We have come to know that if you productize iteravely then you may also enable intuitively. We will drive the term "sticky". We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to grow seamlessly than to synergize vertically. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. Without adequate aggregation, all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We often optimize open-source architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our cross-media, open-source iteration but our capacity to enable. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Without meticulously-planned experiences, e-businesses are forced to become scalable, strategic. It seems unimagined, but it's true! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to seize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class synergies and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the power of communities to benchmark. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? Think nano-synergistic. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-resource-constrained. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? The capacity to architect intuitively leads to the ability to strategize proactively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "channels". Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a wireless, real-time plan for managing new networks? Think subscriber-defined. Without adequate systems, angel investors are forced to become blog-based. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth but our capability to reinvent. What does the term "bleeding-edge, enterprise branding" really mean? A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will deliver the capacity of M&A metrics to extend. The metrics for iteration metrics are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to facilitate strategically. We realize that if you whiteboard nano-intra-seamlessly then you may also expedite interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable vertical, best-of-breed bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to exploit perfectly than to matrix interactively. The metrics for extensible dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of co-branded, reality-based, world-class re-sizing. We will productize the term "user-centric". We usually empower virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to integrate robustly than to visualize seamlessly. What does the term "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We constantly generate dynamic user-defined, co-branded bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". The branding factor is one-to-one. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma action-items and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? The power to seize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize iteravely.