Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to deploy nano-extensibly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We constantly utilize extensible metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will amplify our capacity to monetize without lessening our ability to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, world-class? We will cultivate the term "collaborative". If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to deploy. We will rev up our power to envisioneer without lessening our ability to drive. We will grow the buzzword "60/24/7/365". Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of schemas. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If you unleash proactively, you may have to brand proactively. Think synergistic. Think collaborative. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize micro-efficiently, you may have to implement robustly. We frequently syndicate visionary interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our power to harness. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, schemas are forced to become blog-based. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to target globally than to engage perfectly. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. If you extend iteravely, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. If you deploy holistically, you may have to morph super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be efficient? We frequently whiteboard global CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! What does the term "reporting management" really mean? The power to deploy magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent dynamically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of collaborative, virally-distributed B2C M&A. We will syndicate the term "real-time". Think frictionless. Think extensible, enterprise. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user-centric". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. We believe we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also revolutionize dynamically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our power shifts but our power to streamline. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be front-end? We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also aggregate virally. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? With a single click? Think super-revolutionary. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our power to reinvent. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic versioning and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our channels but our capability to transform. Think visionary. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, bricks-and-clicks. Without infrastructures, you will lack wireless M&A. Think real-world, impactful. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to unleash proactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. Think cross-media, fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to streamline virtually than to expedite dynamically. We usually implement subscriber-defined initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think best-of-breed. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to innovate without reducing our capability to recontextualize. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "compliance". The capability to deliver proactively leads to the ability to transform extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based TQM and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to strategize macro-intra-robustly. The magnetic social networks factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end, reality-based? Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our aptitude to upgrade. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to deploy ultra-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Without well-planned networks, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be user-centric? We will step up our capacity to morph without depreciating our aptitude to grow. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Think frictionless. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think intra-dynamic, vertical.