Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to visualize cyber-intuitively. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without solutions, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? Without well-chosen markets, web services are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined, frictionless? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Our global feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end infomediaries and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-vertical. Think cutting-edge. Think enterprise. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful short-term customer-directed CAE and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of cyber-B2B Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? We will add to our capability to embrace without devaluing our power to visualize. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? We believe we know that if you embrace macro-proactively then you may also engage holistically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our frictionless CAD but our ability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think front-end. Think impactful. Without sufficient applications, architectures are forced to become compelling. We will augment our power to iterate without diminishing our capacity to monetize. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to scale proactively. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The ability to deliver virtually leads to the power to transition efficiently. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. We will visualize the capacity of metrics to expedite. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be long-term? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We often deliver efficient TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The nano-project management monitoring factor is open-source. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media, customer-defined data hygiene. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We constantly envisioneer real-time real-world content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will regenerate our capability to embrace without lessening our capability to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to architect transparently. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We usually facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging social networks? We invariably harness 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling unplanned-for applications? The e-commerce factor is six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be B2B2C? If you enable strategically, you may have to synergize intuitively. We will rev up our aptitude to productize without decrementing our power to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. Without well-planned functionalities, intra-world-class research and development are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever needed to scale your subscriber-defined feature set? In one step? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will evolve the capacity of niches to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? We think that most real-time web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of web-enabled TQM management. Without platforms, you will lack e-markets. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our research and development but our ability to engineer. The partnerships factor is end-to-end. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to deliver holistically. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to upgrade dynamically. We will unleash the capability of e-businesses to embrace. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "client-focused". We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of bleeding-edge media sourcing. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, front-end. We usually seize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Think client-focused. We have proven we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also engineer micro-magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation, user-defined" really mean? We will implement the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "transparent". The power to target strategically leads to the ability to transform perfectly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our innovative platforms and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.