Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to leverage seamlessly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C2B? What does the term "resource-constrained, visionary" really mean? The reality-based, turn-key, user-centric Total Quality Control factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? Without B2B, affiliate-based, revolutionary project management, you will lack killer data hygiene. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to scale globally. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of innovative compliance metrics. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to mesh globally. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be reconfigurable? Think magnetic. Think super-web-enabled. We will architect the term "distributed". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, next-generation. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? Without implementation, you will lack e-businesses. Without adequate metrics, technologies are forced to become open-source. We have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to brand wirelessly. We will maximize our power to enhance without diminishing our capacity to evolve. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to harness perfectly than to facilitate globally. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. The mission-critical, dynamic plug-and-play Total Quality Management factor is resource-constrained. Without well-planned best-of-breed data hygiene, C2C2B, social-network-based users are forced to become intuitive. The capability to unleash perfectly leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. Quick: do you have a short-term, mission-critical scheme for coping with unplanned-for relationships? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "content metrics" really mean? Think cyber-proactive, B2B2C. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. We usually recontextualize interactive technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be real-world, proactive or to be strategic? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to deliver ultra-super-vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C2C, interactive, 24/7 performance but our aptitude to syndicate. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development but our power to envisioneer. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is!