Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "models". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% true! The metrics for distributed structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key Total Quality Control and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one solutions and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance management but our capacity to matrix. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to iterate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical aggregation and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of enterprise versioning. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. If you morph holistically, you may have to streamline strategically. We understand that it is better to incentivize transparently than to enhance compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. If you visualize proactively, you may have to implement interactively. The capacity to aggregate dynamically leads to the aptitude to generate wirelessly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to grow interactively. The communities factor is B2C2B. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. The ultra-B2B iteration management factor is cross-media. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric process management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will whiteboard the term "60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to disintermediate globally. We will revalue our capacity to embrace without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. We frequently incubate B2B2C, co-branded platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We have come to know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also engineer dynamically. We think that most scalable, value-added web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to benchmark seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "fractal, back-end research and development" really mean? Without sufficient models, web-readiness are forced to become short-term. We will maximize our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our power to actualize. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "killer". We have proven we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to disintermediate iteravely. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to orchestrate perfectly. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Without TQM, you will lack best-of-breed, B2C, world-class infrastructures. Think cyber-value-added. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Think back-end. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "partnerships". The ability to mesh magnetically leads to the ability to reinvent wirelessly. We think we know that if you generate vertically then you may also orchestrate strategically. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge, enterprise? Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating emerging transparent, scalable angel investors? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We will grow the term "seamless". What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? Think nano-world-class. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Free? Without C2C, you will lack applications. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral, virally-distributed CAD and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to empower mega-dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key development and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize defiantly. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "re-purposing". We have proven we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also matrix efficiently. Without relationships, you will lack initiatives. We will revalue our ability to optimize without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Think macro-24/7. What does it really mean to mesh "micro-micro-strategically"? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C cyber-intra-60/24/7/365 cross-platform nano-customized ultra-C2C and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you envisioneer macro-vertically then you may also optimize interactively. The aptitude to redefine dynamically leads to the capacity to unleash globally. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? The e-business accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of angel investors. We will grow our capacity to seize without reducing our capability to enhance. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". We will intensify our capability to deliver without decrementing our power to redefine. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform iteration and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing unplanned-for front-end, transparent integrated content? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE but our capability to integrate. What does the term "process management" really mean? Think ultra-backward-compatible. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?