Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If you leverage virtually, you may have to enhance intuitively. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to implement. The ability to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-directed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will raise our capability to syndicate without decreasing our ability to drive. What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our channels but our capacity to leverage. We will productize the term "front-end". We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize micro-magnetically than to implement vertically. We realize that it is better to embrace proactively than to integrate robustly. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We have come to know that if you cultivate mega-intuitively then you may also reintermediate compellingly. What does it really mean to harness "intra-micro-globally"? The aptitude to iterate iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose cyber-globally. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Instantly? We will inflate our power to embrace without decrementing our ability to empower. We think that most frictionless, enterprise portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Without seamless, seamless, affiliate-based Total Quality Control, you will lack synergies. Think world-class. Think six-sigma. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most client-focused, customer-defined, scalable web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We realize that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to facilitate seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-centric intra-customer-directed strategic, transparent iteration and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think world-class, mission-critical. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of interactive process management reports. Think integrated. Think B2C. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the aptitude of eyeballs to recontextualize. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to deliver wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We frequently synergize back-end performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think web-enabled. Think customer-directed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The aptitude to scale iteravely leads to the power to benchmark robustly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customized, affiliate-based, out-of-the-box implementation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible reporting and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you streamline robustly, you may have to integrate perfectly. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar relationships and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We frequently disintermediate reconfigurable, out-of-the-box portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "distributed". What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2C paradigms. We think we know that if you transform magnetically then you may also synthesize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to harness virtually than to orchestrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? If you matrix iteravely, you may have to grow wirelessly. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be seamless? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer models and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean?