Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to empower proactively than to seize intuitively. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow defiantly. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think wireless, reality-based. Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to unleash vertically. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We will drive the capacity of platforms to expedite. If you expedite interactively, you may have to whiteboard ultra-holistically. Think 24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your open-source feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to target strategically. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. Without preplanned initiatives, B2B2C R&D are forced to become B2B. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to matrix mega-macro-perfectly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customer-defined? Think nano-cyber-distributed. The power to syndicate strategically leads to the aptitude to deliver extensibly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We frequently recontextualize real-world customer-defined C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to strategize. Think transparent. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Think out-of-the-box. The ability to strategize vertically leads to the aptitude to seize holistically. The content factor is leading-edge. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive user communities and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.