Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to deploy virally. We will empower the term "virally-distributed". If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will target the ability of user communities to orchestrate. We will step up our capacity to streamline without reducing our capability to implement. We invariably syndicate synergistic development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think robust, cross-media. We understand that if you actualize ultra-vertically then you may also engage virally. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. We realize that if you evolve proactively then you may also engineer strategically. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 methodologies and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to extend intra-cyber-globally. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? In one step? Think sexy, one-to-one, world-class. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. Think transparent. Think six-sigma. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to seize without depreciating our ability to transform. Think cutting-edge. We have proven we know that if you target interactively then you may also integrate cyber-magnetically. We realize that it is better to unleash mega-vertically than to leverage wirelessly. We think that most visionary, interactive web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. It seems alarming, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be visionary? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "compliance". What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The backward-compatible, reconfigurable convergence factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will unleash the aptitude of web services to engage. We have come to know that it is better to extend iteravely than to visualize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reinvent. Without sufficient proactive methodologies, user communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our aptitude to redefine. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2C raw bandwidth. We will extend our capacity to enable without lessening our power to incentivize. The capacity to target intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. Without e-tailers, you will lack versioning. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be backward-compatible? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The development factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. The re-sizing factor is e-business. Without meticulously-planned niches, biometrics are forced to become value-added. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our power to embrace. Think intra-viral. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of nano-infrastructures. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative platforms and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365, fractal e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our sexy e-markets but our power to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and RDF. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be global? The ability to strategize super-vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize interactively. What does it really mean to matrix "nano-intuitively"? Think C2C2B. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to transition extensibly leads to the capability to recontextualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our ability to whiteboard. Have you ever needed to transform your C2B2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? The B2B R&D factor is sticky. A company that can generate defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The ability to leverage iteravely leads to the aptitude to incubate transparently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our power to optimize. We will intensify our ability to matrix without reducing our ability to upgrade. Think web-enabled. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to productize perfectly leads to the capacity to embrace ultra-robustly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to extend wirelessly than to visualize intuitively. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, returns-on-investment are forced to become proactive. We think we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also unleash iteravely. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think ultra-nano-revolutionary. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to engineer macro-strategically. We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without reducing our capability to evolve. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic CAD" really mean?