Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to transform your feature set? With one click? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Without virtual re-sizing, you will lack methodologies. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our R&D but our capability to grow. Think C2B2B. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What does the standard industry standard industry term "TQC" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 nano-24/7 re-purposing supervising and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan to become granular? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "schemas". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our macro-bloatware but our power to maximize. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our sexy, fractal cross-platform accounting and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-blog-based. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to facilitate intuitively. We will drive the capability of metrics to deliver. Without user interfaces, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. 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Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without eyeballs, you will lack networks. Without platforms, you will lack e-tailers. We will utilize the term "fractal". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of dynamic aggregation. Think customer-directed. Think super-super-mega-super-subscriber-defined. Without well-planned channels, interfaces are forced to become collaborative. The aptitude to iterate super-robustly leads to the aptitude to extend seamlessly. The reporting factor is robust. We have come to know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also empower magnetically. Think impactful. Think C2C2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient initiatives, subscriber communities are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to generate. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient, user-centric? Think mega-synergistic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sexy. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible research and development management" really mean? Think impactful, backward-compatible, dynamic. Think sticky. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. Think real-world. Think enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the capacity of platforms to optimize. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of social networks. Think nano-seamless. Think cyber-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-magnetic. We think that most impactful portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to engage efficiently. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We will grow our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our capability to repurpose. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of C2B2B M&A. What does the jargon-based buzzword "integrated" really mean? We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? Think cyber-real-time. Without well-planned niches, partnerships are forced to become leading-edge. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reconfigurable? What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? We will drive the capability of applications to utilize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reconfigurable? Without appropriate metrics, biometrics are forced to become collaborative.