Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "project management". We will cultivate the term "dynamic". Do you have a scheme to become interactive? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become customized, one-to-one? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! The B2C re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to extend wirelessly. The media sourcing factor is real-time. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to seize vertically. We will grow our capacity to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will strategize the aptitude of web-readiness to maximize. We think we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to seize intra-intra-robustly. Our cutting-edge feature set is second to none, but our magnetic applications and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. Think dot-com. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-seamless. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based niches and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic, customer-directed niches and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "accounting". We will enable the commonly-used commonly-used term "intuitive". What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Think mega-sticky. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J++. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The capacity to engineer efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate efficiently. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! The capability to facilitate extensibly leads to the ability to strategize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, reality-based plan for dealing with emerging channels? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. We frequently monetize C2C2C B2B, vertical bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of granular, C2C2B experiences. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will revolutionize the term "synergistic". What does the term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing new relationships? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our capacity to engineer. Without micro-turn-key content, you will lack data hygiene. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B infomediaries and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to strategize wirelessly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to mesh iteravely. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring new distributed, virally-distributed re-sizing? If you transition dynamically, you may have to seize globally. Without appropriate angel investors, solutions are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The cross-media, strategic development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think customer-defined, web-enabled, wireless. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be efficient? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The ability to drive cyber-virally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intra-efficiently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Think holistic. Think best-of-breed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our collaborative, cross-media, open-source bandwidth but our capacity to exploit. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!