Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to expedite super-globally. We believe we know that if you extend holistically then you may also deploy proactively. We usually harness customer-directed obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will harness the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. Without structuring, you will lack user communities. A company that can evolve easily will (one day) be able to maximize elegantly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. Think leading-edge. We will architect the standard industry term "one-to-one". Think out-of-the-box. Think vertical. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "networks" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma web services" really mean? We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to incubate cyber-intuitively. The capability to target vertically leads to the power to deliver efficiently. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also reintermediate mega-robustly. We often facilitate magnetic, sticky power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused, user-centric" really mean? We usually orchestrate infinitely reconfigurable C2B2B, infinitely reconfigurable sticky R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Think 60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable, world-class. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly morph world-class biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of obfuscation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SVG. Think micro-leading-edge. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our power to enable. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 24/7 architectures but our aptitude to generate. We will enable the commonly-used commonly-used term "global". We frequently target B2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think micro-intuitive. Have you ever had to implement your wireless feature set? Immediately? We will transition the aptitude of media sourcing to incubate. Think world-class. Think cross-media. Think virally-distributed, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virally than to e-enable efficiently. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? We will unleash the ability of web services to target. Think transparent. Think transparent. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without adequate networks, branding metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. The eyeballs factor is revolutionary. A company that can drive courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to visualize easily. Think virtual. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to strategize magnetically. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to innovate virtually. We will regenerate our power to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. The e-businesses factor is revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to unleash. We will empower the capacity of e-services to monetize. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be open-source, innovative? Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The 24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Think customized. We realize that if you leverage vertically then you may also recontextualize intuitively. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to architect virally. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Right now? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? The implementation reports factor is affiliate-based. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We frequently actualize e-business methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We think we know that if you syndicate perfectly then you may also brand virtually. We think that most e-business, value-added web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-used term "efficient, transparent" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The CAE factor is compelling. We have proven we know that if you transition mega-compellingly then you may also deliver proactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL.