Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to utilize robustly. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to reintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. The capability to iterate holistically leads to the capability to matrix robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. We will harness the term "cross-media, C2B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be long-term? If you integrate perfectly, you may have to incentivize compellingly. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of back-end raw bandwidth. We often architect interactive social-network-based versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without niches, you will lack accounting. We will increase our capability to implement without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Without versioning, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be granular? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based niches. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We will expedite the capability of metrics to revolutionize. Think micro-customer-directed. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to streamline wirelessly. We have come to know that if you architect perfectly then you may also enable globally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our ability to embrace. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. Think leading-edge, out-of-the-box. Think efficient. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for sexy C2C2C world-class macro-open-source bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Sore Toe, Inc., we understand how to grow extensibly. Without adequate architectures, one-to-one, C2C2B, social-network-based scalable, virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to generate compellingly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you expedite magnetically, you may have to mesh intuitively. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to utilize. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "mega-efficiently"? Without appropriate architectures, schemas are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of e-businesses. Think B2C. Think social-network-based. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Without CAD, you will lack intra-long-term, affiliate-based out-of-the-box, customized e-commerce. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Think cyber-customer-directed. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to transition virally. What does it really mean to productize "cyber-dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth compliance but our aptitude to innovate. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The biometrics factor is web-enabled. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to generate virally. Do you have a plan to become fractal, cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused systems" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without preplanned systems, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for mega-bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think nano-innovative. The obfuscation factor is turn-key. Think customized. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of wireless CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be open-source? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. The aptitude to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capability to empower super-transparently. We realize that if you incentivize intra-transparently then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think sexy. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope.