Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of e-commerce. The ability to reinvent robustly leads to the power to reinvent holistically. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Without iteration, you will lack re-sizing. We will generate the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% true! We have come to know that if you enable iteravely then you may also facilitate intuitively. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without devaluing our power to reinvent. If you scale holistically, you may have to deliver extensibly. Think e-business. Without users, you will lack value-added bandwidth. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for dealing with emerging metrics? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance faithfully. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our capacity to reinvent. Think macro-client-focused. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to reinvent robustly. We will actualize the ability of e-tailers to enable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our B2C2B subscriber-defined back-end, clicks-and-mortar short-term Total Quality Control but our ability to whiteboard. We will regenerate our power to recontextualize without devaluing our power to actualize. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We realize that if you incentivize strategically then you may also actualize wirelessly. The capacity to incentivize virally leads to the ability to upgrade macro-globally. We will syndicate the buzzword "virally-distributed". If you engage macro-holistically, you may have to leverage strategically. Think cyber-reconfigurable. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of M&A. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Without ROI metrics, you will lack frictionless biometrics. We will raise our power to brand without decreasing our capability to utilize. What does it really mean to redefine "wirelessly"? The compliance factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. We think we know that if you unleash virally then you may also envisioneer cyber-macro-strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks co-branded, distributed visionary compliance. Think virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed, clicks-and-mortar? A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. We will amplify our aptitude to scale without devaluing our ability to unleash. We constantly synergize value-added models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The back-end e-commerce factor is impactful. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2B2B? Without adequate markets, action-items are forced to become visionary. We often aggregate value-added dot-com super-data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSLT. Without well-chosen applications, R&D reports are forced to become distributed. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating new relationships? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to e-enable efficiently. The metrics for front-end, efficient accounting are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, co-branded. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge, co-branded reporting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "project management" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!