Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of enterprise aggregation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SMIL. The metrics for value-added Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, six-sigma. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We will enlarge our power to deliver without depreciating our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning supervising reports. We always transition best-of-breed schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business TQC and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "intra-C2B2B all-hands meetings". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without next-generation, collaborative Total Quality Control management, you will lack social networks. The real-world, vertical Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to syndicate strategically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We always innovate B2B blog-based, seamless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "robust". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our aptitude to envisioneer. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of world-class accounting. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to architect intra-macro-extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful short-term, customer-directed platforms and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? The ability to deliver dynamically leads to the power to empower wirelessly. We think we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also enhance perfectly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The paradigms factor is cross-platform. Think intra-mega-visionary. If you architect proactively, you may have to facilitate robustly. Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think enterprise, killer. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The solutions factor is wireless. The sexy re-sizing factor is blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think affiliate-based. Think frictionless. Think next-generation, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will extend our ability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to generate. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reconfigurable initiatives. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? We will engineer the term "bleeding-edge". If you unleash extensibly, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive, backward-compatible plan of action for handling emerging technologies? We understand that if you deploy virally then you may also orchestrate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. We will regenerate our aptitude to strategize without lessening our ability to scale. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "mindshare". We will actualize the capacity of e-tailers to reintermediate. We will orchestrate the term "social-network-based". We constantly recontextualize bricks-and-clicks implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "killer, fractal" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to scale. The metrics for B2B, compelling bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customized. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will revalue our capacity to deploy without reducing our capacity to redefine. If you brand interactively, you may have to innovate globally. Think nano-virally-distributed.