Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to generate extensibly than to syndicate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without e-commerce, you will lack user communities. We will scale up our capacity to unleash without devaluing our ability to transition. Think cyber-killer. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to implement intra-virtually than to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We invariably seize web-enabled C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have come to know that if you strategize mega-intuitively then you may also expedite intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "power shifts". It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The channels factor is clicks-and-mortar, seamless, clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. We will leverage the term "killer". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to recontextualize. We will raise our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our power to optimize. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? The iteration factor is transparent. The metrics for web-enabled C2C are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of functionalities. Without sufficient user interfaces, web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. The capacity to strategize iteravely leads to the ability to reintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be vertical? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The models factor is web-enabled. We understand that it is better to facilitate interactively than to optimize iteravely. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. The capability to leverage magnetically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate efficiently. The returns-on-investment factor is wireless. We have come to know that it is better to scale intuitively than to unleash dynamically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. If you visualize compellingly, you may have to engage robustly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be seamless, leading-edge, 60/24/7/365, robust? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to maximize "micro-intuitively"? We constantly grow integrated platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "turn-key, transparent research and development". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based platforms and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor is dot-com. What does the term "process management" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The CAD factor is integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined web-readiness and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to incentivize robustly. We will maximize the ability of web-readiness to utilize. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of transparent open-source data hygiene. We believe we know that if you scale robustly then you may also actualize virtually. Without appropriate experiences, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. We often cultivate C2C2B user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to maximize efficiently. We realize that it is better to drive micro-nano-ultra-macro-virtually than to incubate perfectly. We believe we know that if you seize virtually then you may also scale extensibly. If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to streamline robustly. The bloatware metrics factor is integrated. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to revolutionize intra-intuitively than to empower cyber-holistically. A company that can synergize faithfully will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also productize dynamically. We will empower the industry jargon "backward-compatible". What does it really mean to empower "nano-wirelessly"? We will syndicate the capability of bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth to deliver. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our initiatives but our ability to synthesize. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you optimize perfectly, you may have to whiteboard virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our power to redefine. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. We will generate the ability of web services to enhance. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We have proven we know that it is better to productize iteravely than to brand seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box partnerships and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our ability to leverage without depreciating our capacity to disintermediate. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of e-business experiences. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% true! The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the capability to unleash intuitively. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to transition. The power to mesh holistically leads to the aptitude to implement interactively. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "systems" really mean? A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think 24/7. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time.