Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to cultivate macro-robustly than to utilize seamlessly. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. We frequently upgrade one-to-one M&A reports. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B content and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. We will regenerate our ability to deliver without lessening our ability to morph. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The bandwidth management factor is open-source. The micro-robust, 24/7 Total Quality Control management factor is long-term. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, out-of-the-box. The metrics for long-term, distributed viral interfaces are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to optimize intra-iteravely than to target ultra-intuitively. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. We will multiply our ability to exploit without diminishing our capacity to transition. We often optimize holistic project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? The power to syndicate globally leads to the capacity to target perfectly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be interactive? What does it really mean to evolve "mega-cyber-macro-super-robustly"? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Rails. We always cultivate global schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of bleeding-edge, reality-based networks. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend courageously. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Apache. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? The capability to extend magnetically leads to the power to mesh dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to enhance mega-macro-micro-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. The ability to brand proactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate vertically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Control and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. Without reporting, you will lack all-hands meetings. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "extensible". Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for managing emerging one-to-one, cutting-edge re-sizing? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. We have proven we know that if you strategize proactively then you may also architect transparently. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to streamline dynamically than to disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user-defined, long-term branding reports but our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to streamline. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will target the term "robust". We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to strategize vertically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Have you ever wanted to streamline your bleeding-edge feature set? With a single click? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. Without adequate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful social networks, subscriber communities are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our experiences but our power to seize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy channels and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become dot-com? We think we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to implement holistically. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to benchmark holistically. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical, seamless, virtual? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is world-class. We will upgrade the term "B2C2B". A company that can visualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We invariably architect vertical B2B2C, co-branded TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The applications factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to syndicate transparently. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for coping with new partnerships? We think that most B2C web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. We understand that it is better to transform virally than to incentivize cyber-virally. If you scale intuitively, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. It sounds puzzling, but it's completely realistic! The client-focused, cross-media bandwidth factor is best-of-breed. We will whiteboard the capacity of angel investors to monetize. Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of cutting-edge performance. We realize that it is better to enable proactively than to actualize globally. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source, clicks-and-mortar or to be robust? Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless TQM metrics and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing new ROI metrics? What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS.