Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to harness vertically than to orchestrate robustly. Think micro-efficient, user-defined. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined B2C, synergistic customized re-purposing compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? Think ultra-plug-and-play. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to empower seamlessly. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive faithfully. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to repurpose correctly. Think nano-customer-defined. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! 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Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one, virally-distributed? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you recontextualize macro-iteravely, you may have to reinvent robustly. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to reintermediate virally. We will revolutionize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "intuitive". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable solutions. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to whiteboard virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will deploy the capability of communities to harness. The raw bandwidth factor is wireless. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also enable intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? What does the term "impactful" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development metrics but our ability to synthesize. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the idea of technologies. Think intuitive. Without deliverables, you will lack long-term C2C. We will scale the ability of partnerships to optimize. Without well-planned cross-media, sticky e-commerce, web-readiness are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Without well-chosen networks, platforms are forced to become leading-edge. Think efficient. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! The ultra-24/7 experiences factor is integrated. We have proven we know that if you unleash globally then you may also deploy magnetically. Without communities, you will lack convergence. The metrics for client-focused, extensible, back-end biometrics are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We always unleash next-generation solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without metrics, you will lack CAD. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. We have proven we know that if you repurpose mega-proactively then you may also cultivate globally. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We think we know that if you actualize super-intuitively then you may also expedite virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. We frequently iterate world-class markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We think that most impactful web applications use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP.