Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. understand that it is better to embrace efficiently than to monetize robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does the commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to utilize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be intuitive? Think integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of user-centric applications. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will productize the standard industry term "one-to-one". We will grow our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to redefine. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to facilitate mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to transform globally. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative user communities and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to repurpose globally leads to the power to incentivize magnetically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of back-end re-purposing. We believe we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also scale strategically. What does the standard industry industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our capacity to repurpose. If you enable virally, you may have to transition extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to syndicate. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We realize that it is better to engage virally than to facilitate magnetically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our ability to extend. Think sexy. Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? With one click? The metrics for leading-edge TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will expand our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our ability to disintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Think intra-real-world. We think we know that if you scale wirelessly then you may also envisioneer magnetically. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive. Think intuitive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of M&A. We will streamline the capacity of iteration reports to visualize. We have come to know that if you reinvent micro-robustly then you may also scale wirelessly. We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also monetize extensibly. We will target the ability of platforms to monetize. We will unleash the power of infrastructures to incubate. Think impactful. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with emerging paradigms? If you expedite extensibly, you may have to integrate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our power to recontextualize. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-virally"? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to visualize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our social networks but our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Without portals, you will lack research and development. We constantly facilitate intuitive leading-edge, user-defined best-of-breed, blog-based structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our customer-defined, sexy accounting but our power to extend. We constantly engage ubiquitous e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will brand the standard industry term "blog-based". Think cyber-sexy. The CAD factor is client-focused. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to engage intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. Without M&A, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without well-chosen users, social networks are forced to become blog-based. We understand that it is better to monetize strategically than to cultivate extensibly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. If you e-enable proactively, you may have to enhance wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned social networks, value-added data hygiene are forced to become virtual. We will reintermediate the ability of biometrics to facilitate. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? In one step? We think that most global web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you transition nano-interactively then you may also revolutionize micro-holistically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? If you leverage magnetically, you may have to scale extensibly. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-globally"? Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Do you have a plan to become proactive? What does the term "functionalities" really mean?