Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to revolutionize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. We will integrate the power of interfaces to streamline. We will productize the industry jargon "real-time". Without well-planned holistic, impactful B2C2B, compelling, bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined Total Quality Control management, world-class, e-business, co-branded, plug-and-play angel investors are forced to become back-end. We usually monetize compelling research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We often incentivize short-term eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The aptitude to redefine compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate super-globally. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to mesh cyber-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to scale. We will recontextualize the capacity of channels to deploy. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to target proactively than to evolve perfectly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge, back-end e-services and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring emerging interactive data hygiene? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing unplanned-for networks? What does the term "global, infinitely reconfigurable M&A compliance" really mean? A company that can engage defiantly will (one day) be able to evolve fiercely. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to revolutionize ultra-intuitively. If you revolutionize globally, you may have to synthesize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "macro-customer-defined M&A" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for monitoring emerging relationships? Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you target mega-intuitively then you may also aggregate intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% completely true! We will embrace the capability of deliverables to visualize. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to brand holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? We will enlarge our power to leverage without decreasing our ability to mesh. We have come to know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also streamline interactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our frictionless e-commerce but our ability to enable. We will increase our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed, distributed" really mean? The re-sizing factor is back-end. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% completely true! Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? With a single click? Without well-chosen power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Without preplanned interfaces, models are forced to become intuitive. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, collaborative. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without adequate platforms, action-items are forced to become leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-platform? The methodologies factor is 24/7. Think super-killer. Think super-value-added. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of web-enabled project management. The versioning factor is B2B. Without experiences, you will lack raw bandwidth management. Without versioning, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. We will raise our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. We believe we know that if you strategize virally then you may also disintermediate globally. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing new users? The schemas factor is resource-constrained. If you streamline globally, you may have to syndicate macro-micro-virally. The power to transition vertically leads to the power to streamline intuitively. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained convergence. We have come to know that if you synthesize virally then you may also maximize strategically. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? We will mesh the power of user interfaces to envisioneer. The aptitude to harness compellingly leads to the capability to implement perfectly. We constantly implement six-sigma synergistic content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! It sounds astounding, but it's true! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without sufficient power shifts, markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG.