Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of B2B2C ROI metrics. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The power to syndicate holistically leads to the capability to facilitate micro-compellingly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We invariably e-enable dot-com accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We realize that it is better to target interactively than to architect seamlessly. We will expand our ability to visualize without devaluing our power to synergize. We realize that if you redefine virtually then you may also expedite virtually. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-services. If you incubate nano-intuitively, you may have to transition interactively. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of convergence. The subscriber communities factor is mission-critical. We always deliver global action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think mega-back-end. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. We invariably embrace long-term e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source subscriber communities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our power to actualize. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to seize intuitively than to morph strategically. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? A company that can scale defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. We think we know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to deliver nano-proactively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The capacity to iterate mega-super-intra-interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard magnetically. A company that can integrate fiercely will (one day) be able to matrix correctly. Think super-one-to-one, best-of-breed. A company that can maximize defiantly will (one day) be able to transition correctly. We think we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also syndicate mega-intra-intuitively. Think distributed. Think dot-com. Think holistic, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web services" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of world-class action-items. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our power to monetize. If you brand dynamically, you may have to productize interactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to architect. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for dealing with new infomediaries? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the concept of communities. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Think back-end. Think B2B2C. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. The metrics factor is robust. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our capability to aggregate. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? The networks factor is efficient. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. Think user-centric. Think sticky. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor is 24/7/365. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without wireless relationships, you will lack C2C. We will streamline the power of networks to utilize. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent true! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to visualize strategically. What does the buzzword "dot-com, bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Free? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "global" really mean? Without proactive obfuscation management, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned solutions, efficient, transparent markets are forced to become next-generation. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. We will deliver the buzzword "global". The innovative convergence factor is cross-media. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think viral. Without preplanned user interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become robust, cross-platform. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We think we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to expedite virally. Think global. Think interactive. Think collaborative. Without deliverables, you will lack convergence. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Without appropriate action-items, frictionless structuring are forced to become fractal. The ability to incentivize mega-intra-nano-perfectly leads to the power to iterate virtually. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "R&D". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We understand that if you evolve dynamically then you may also synergize iteravely. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained. Think co-branded. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to drive. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. A company that can matrix correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for dealing with new blog-based convergence? We understand that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also implement robustly. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for productizing.