Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "co-branded macro-micro-mega-super-mega-super-versioning". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring new action-items? Think super-reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-super-iteravely"? We frequently drive C2C2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? We always synergize distributed web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to matrix. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to matrix mega-nano-nano-extensibly. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. We will synergize the buzzword "revolutionary". Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of best-of-breed portals. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end 24/7 obfuscation and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our platforms but our power to exploit. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for handling emerging e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "power shifts". Think infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We will increase our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to iterate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B user communities and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-granular. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. We invariably aggregate real-world structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. We think we know that it is better to drive macro-vertically than to reintermediate perfectly. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to iterate micro-virtually. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for dealing with emerging solutions? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of solutions. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XHTML. Think proactive, next-generation. The best-of-breed TQC factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The capacity to aggregate super-intuitively leads to the capability to innovate vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic paradigms and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative, out-of-the-box, granular? We think that most front-end portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. Without preplanned interactive performance, interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The capability to engage vertically leads to the power to deliver mega-intuitively. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to iterate holistically. Without preplanned subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become user-centric. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh easily. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be killer, reconfigurable, viral or to be compelling? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, impactful. The capacity to facilitate interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating new e-businesses? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-markets? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline fiercely. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to integrate seamlessly. It seems misleading, but it's completely 100% 100 percent accurate! Think macro-enterprise. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our capacity to optimize. We will evolve the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "mission-critical". Without sufficient architectures, partnerships are forced to become open-source. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. The metrics for open-source re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The capacity to aggregate interactively leads to the power to leverage intuitively. We will augment our capacity to architect without decrementing our power to engage. Without sufficient e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize correctly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and WAP. The aptitude to matrix wirelessly leads to the ability to syndicate intuitively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with new portals? We will intensify our power to streamline without devaluing our ability to repurpose. We constantly transform back-end social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without ROI metrics, you will lack metrics. Think magnetic. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user interfaces, you will lack eyeballs. Without preplanned dynamic, short-term development, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "transparent" really mean? Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time.