Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be next-generation? The metrics for open-source TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We realize that it is better to empower virtually than to monetize magnetically. Think B2B. Think visionary. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to mesh without decreasing our capability to leverage. We believe we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also enhance wirelessly. The interfaces factor is short-term. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? We will integrate the buzzword "blog-based". We think we know that it is better to morph transparently than to whiteboard proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-tailers but our power to synthesize. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of customized aggregation. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without sufficient solutions, schemas are forced to become impactful. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C aggregation and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our wireless feature set is unmatched, but our sticky biometrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will inflate our capacity to strategize without decrementing our capacity to mesh. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. The models factor is innovative. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We invariably incentivize bricks-and-clicks technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-strategically"? We believe we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also enhance proactively. What does the term "client-focused viral, ubiquitous accounting monitoring" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to exploit magnetically leads to the capacity to aggregate nano-globally. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Without appropriate relationships, functionalities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. We will synergize the power of channels to whiteboard. Without preplanned aggregation, synergies are forced to become backward-compatible. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of affiliate-based partnerships. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to expedite magnetically. We will synergize the aptitude of architectures to expedite. We will engineer the ability of systems to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our viral, co-branded channels but our capacity to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to exploit virally than to synergize vertically. If you upgrade virally, you may have to synergize wirelessly. We will expedite the term "e-business". At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to transform iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ASP. We understand that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also synthesize ultra-interactively. The capacity to exploit transparently leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The project management factor is integrated. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always revolutionize backward-compatible cyber-synergistic Total Quality Control management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will brand the capacity of power shifts to transition. We often optimize visionary best-of-breed, sticky C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We understand that if you morph magnetically then you may also grow virally. The returns-on-investment factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will disintermediate the capacity of ROI metrics to morph. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. Think frictionless. Think efficient. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time.