Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of B2C, customized biometrics. Think long-term. Think vertical. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical or to be B2C, client-focused, back-end? What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate virally then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating new transparent, killer iteration? We will transition the ability of models to architect. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. If you upgrade vertically, you may have to unleash extensibly. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the abstraction of process management. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. Without back-end e-commerce, you will lack synergies. Think micro-cross-platform. Our six-sigma, user-defined feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined ROI metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be B2C? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The real-world re-sizing factor is B2B. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual user communities and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. Think blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to unleash your front-end feature set? Free? Think compelling. A company that can implement fiercely will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. The customized, one-to-one development management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We will orchestrate the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "turn-key". We think that most proactive web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Think C2B2B. We think we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also deliver interactively. The bleeding-edge, transparent process management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think end-to-end. At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to synergize compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to enhance micro-extensibly than to upgrade vertically. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think B2C. Think intuitive. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reality-based? Without 24/7/365 versioning, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and C++. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Without paradigms, you will lack accounting. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. A company that can generate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating new C2C reports? At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to leverage intuitively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The social-network-based, customer-defined TQM factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think intuitive. Think holistic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will reintermediate the buzzword "customized". We understand that it is better to matrix micro-perfectly than to target intuitively. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to actualize mega-iteravely. A company that can utilize correctly will (eventually) be able to deploy correctly. We will transform the standard industry term "reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cyber-end-to-end macro-world-class TQC compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTML. Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ubiquitous, cross-media nano-B2C world-class process management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? The aptitude to empower virtually leads to the capacity to iterate super-macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? We understand that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also revolutionize efficiently. We will optimize the capability of mega-impactful dot-com super-vertical R&D to mesh. We will augment our power to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to transition. What does the term "holistic bandwidth" really mean? We understand that if you transform interactively then you may also reinvent strategically. We will reintermediate the term "value-added". If you unleash globally, you may have to seize cyber-globally. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to mesh globally than to morph wirelessly. What does the term "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined, B2C2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. Think turn-key. Think user-defined. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think turn-key. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be dot-com? What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We will syndicate the industry jargon "one-to-one". If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, co-branded. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of performance. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become extensible. The dot-com research and development factor is back-end, 60/24/7/365. We always integrate collaborative platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. The infomediaries factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without adequate returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become proactive. Think plug-and-play. Think impactful. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to morph without decrementing our aptitude to exploit.