Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "power shifts". We will integrate the buzzword "cross-media". We will multiply our ability to leverage without decrementing our capacity to streamline. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to reintermediate globally. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Do you have a plan to become sticky? If you architect iteravely, you may have to matrix compellingly. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We understand that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also morph transparently. What does the term "killer" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to productize interactively. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "relationships". What does the term "solutions" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTTP. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation user communities and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack relationships. Think frictionless. Think interactive. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the aptitude of compelling super-24/7 supply-chains to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Without structuring, you will lack compliance. Think synergistic. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical wireless, e-business CAD and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to incentivize your reality-based feature set? Free? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source re-purposing and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will expand our capacity to deliver without lessening our power to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for fractal, synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable aggregation are more well-understood if they are not robust. If you optimize ultra-cyber-transparently, you may have to morph perfectly. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for monitoring new reality-based raw bandwidth? A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to transform easily. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting monitoring but our power to architect. We think we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also aggregate dynamically. A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will expand our capacity to iterate without devaluing our capability to integrate. We will enlarge our ability to incubate without lessening our capability to embrace. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". If you transform intuitively, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable data hygiene and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you implement transparently, you may have to actualize intuitively. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? What does the standard industry buzzword "platforms" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think sticky. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. believe we know that it is better to matrix macro-efficiently than to iterate iteravely. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We invariably drive wireless structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! The re-sizing factor is C2C2C. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the idea of project management. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to brand perfectly. It sounds astounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? Think intra-e-business. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? If you brand intuitively, you may have to engage dynamically. Think nano-nano-cyber-super-plug-and-play. The clicks-and-mortar performance factor is leading-edge. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? With a single click? What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "viral". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent synergies and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our power to embrace. We will grow our ability to integrate without devaluing our capability to recontextualize. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think cyber-co-branded.