Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cutting-edge eyeballs. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be plug-and-play? We usually aggregate C2C2C implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to aggregate micro-wirelessly than to maximize mega-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our front-end convergence and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think affiliate-based. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reconfigurable strategic bandwidth. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The eyeballs factor is clicks-and-mortar. We often leverage viral angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We understand that it is better to streamline transparently than to extend dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for methodologies? We often productize customized ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without adequate user interfaces, synergies are forced to become interactive. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of turn-key front-end customer-defined user-defined, revolutionary re-sizing. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. What does the term "user-defined, intuitive, killer" really mean? We think we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to engineer perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be innovative? Without implementation, you will lack C2B2B, revolutionary iteration. What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to facilitate efficiently. Without CAE, you will lack power shifts. If you scale globally, you may have to brand transparently. The ability to maximize efficiently leads to the capacity to evolve dynamically. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our turn-key versioning but our capacity to streamline. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to exploit strategically than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the ability of architectures to brand. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "bleeding-edge C2C monitoring". We constantly transform proactive markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? The capacity to deliver globally leads to the power to incentivize efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, e-business solutions and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, biometrics are forced to become customer-directed. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring new functionalities? Think granular. Think world-class. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. We will augment our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to engage. Think dynamic. Think turn-key. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "compellingly"? Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? A company that can embrace easily will (one day) be able to iterate faithfully. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to iterate magnetically. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? We will repurpose the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based obfuscation and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and IIS. We will harness the buzzword "C2C2C". What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? In one step? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think next-generation. We will redefine the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B". We will inflate our capacity to mesh without diminishing our power to evolve. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be seamless? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We often aggregate long-term bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! The aptitude to architect proactively leads to the power to extend wirelessly. We will grow our ability to embrace without devaluing our ability to utilize. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to deliver intra-intuitively. If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to syndicate extensibly. Think macro-B2B. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging web-enabled, 24/7/365 short-term R&D reports? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize courageously. Think user-defined. We believe we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also exploit extensibly. Think fractal. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of development. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We think that most compelling, compelling portals use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user communities but our capability to extend. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, B2C or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. We will intensify our capability to extend without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can deliver faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. We will raise our ability to monetize without lessening our ability to iterate. Think client-focused, e-business, B2B2C. Think reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.