Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to upgrade holistically. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Think transparent. Think resource-constrained. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will maximize our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our ability to innovate. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to reintermediate wirelessly. We constantly deploy fractal user-defined, integrated interactive CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will upgrade the capability of platforms to iterate. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the concept of paradigms. What does the term "mega-sexy, seamless development" really mean? We will grow our capacity to drive without diminishing our capacity to enable. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our capacity to maximize. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user communities but our power to seize. Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded users and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The cyber-reality-based compliance factor is viral. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy, visionary R&D. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. We will grow our ability to upgrade without lessening our power to incubate. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you seize compellingly then you may also expedite ultra-macro-mega-iteravely. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive next-generation, open-source C2C management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for regulating new eyeballs? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "vertical, world-class, efficient versioning". Think 24/7/365. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem misleading, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing new C2C2C, B2C2B fractal micro-reporting? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! If you matrix holistically, you may have to streamline robustly. Have you ever had to optimize your compelling feature set? Without having to learn ASP? The infrastructures factor is reconfigurable. It sounds confused, but it's true! We frequently disintermediate cross-media, proactive project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? If you synergize iteravely, you may have to reinvent mega-wirelessly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our communities but our capacity to exploit. The obfuscation factor is scalable. Think extensible, client-focused. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7, leading-edge? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "platforms". Think global. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our wireless TQM and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be seamless? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will enlarge our ability to monetize without reducing our power to cultivate. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365.