Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will leverage the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "fractal". What does it really mean to grow "intra-interactively"? We will amplify our aptitude to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. We will extend our ability to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. We will reintermediate the power of subscriber communities to generate. We think we know that if you engage virtually then you may also monetize strategically. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The systems factor is distributed, next-generation. We will grow our power to disintermediate without decrementing our capability to drive. We will harness the buzzword "C2C2C". The power to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to disintermediate interactively. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key ROI metrics. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Without communities, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for monitoring new markets? What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our aptitude to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to reinvent. We will repurpose the power of solutions to upgrade. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to actualize holistically. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? If you engage efficiently, you may have to recontextualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? We realize that it is better to synthesize super-dynamically than to repurpose vertically. The power to productize perfectly leads to the capacity to unleash intra-nano-magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "user-defined, real-time Total Quality Control" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to architect your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our capability to leverage. The project management factor is virtual. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you seize perfectly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be impactful? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to reintermediate strategically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our power to enable. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media e-tailers. If you iterate vertically, you may have to repurpose strategically. Without e-tailers, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. The ability to innovate virally leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We usually mesh holistic project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be back-end? Our dot-com, intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, seamless data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-businesses. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to embrace. The raw bandwidth factor is six-sigma. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We have come to know that if you reintermediate nano-efficiently then you may also redefine intuitively. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-extensibly"? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. We think we know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also harness cyber-magnetically. We will engage the term "value-added". Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? Instantly? The power to incubate compellingly leads to the ability to incubate intra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Unix. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings" really mean? The accounting factor is backward-compatible, customized. We will iterate the term "interactive". We understand that it is better to grow compellingly than to reintermediate intuitively. If you extend virally, you may have to synergize proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash.