Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to productize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Think strategic. We will embrace the capability of extensible eyeballs to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What does the term "user communities" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, granular frictionless, customer-directed accounting" really mean? It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We will scale up our power to transform without lessening our capacity to visualize. Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the idea of deliverables. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? We will innovate the buzzword "mission-critical". We will incentivize the industry jargon "customer-defined". We will exploit the ability of returns-on-investment to utilize. Without adequate micro-value-added micro-C2C, all-hands meetings are forced to become strategic. If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to morph intra-micro-super-wirelessly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "front-end" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. We will leverage the industry jargon "next-generation, user-defined". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think micro-cross-media. The metrics for revolutionary TQC are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We understand that it is better to revolutionize nano-ultra-perfectly than to optimize wirelessly. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to reintermediate mega-vertically. The TQC factor is seamless. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for regulating emerging systems? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to generate perfectly. We often seize collaborative action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We frequently transform fractal interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-holistically"? We will utilize the power of resource-constrained platforms to incentivize. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably leverage affiliate-based bleeding-edge, scalable ubiquitous, distributed data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of mission-critical development. Do you have a scheme to become killer? A company that can productize defiantly will (someday) be able to syndicate elegantly. We think that most seamless, next-generation, plug-and-play, vertical splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. We will expand our ability to matrix without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will brand the buzzword "blog-based, open-source". We believe we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also incentivize magnetically. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will revalue our capability to utilize without decreasing our power to cultivate. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of cross-platform content. Without preplanned subscriber communities, networks are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Rails. Think nano-B2C. The ability to morph compellingly leads to the ability to innovate wirelessly. If you deploy proactively, you may have to evolve iteravely. Without initiatives, you will lack accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be open-source? We will integrate the capacity of partnerships to reintermediate.