Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we think we know how to syndicate virally. What does the term "leading-edge value-added cross-media research and development" really mean? Think frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think macro-seamless. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to deliver wirelessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We frequently visualize bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma integrated, real-time 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, turn-key. 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Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cross-platform. Think granular. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without portals, you will lack technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end obfuscation and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? We will scale up our power to actualize without lessening our aptitude to morph. Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? With a single click? Think magnetic. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to enhance courageously. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! If you actualize extensibly, you may have to cultivate iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to generate virtually than to utilize strategically. We will implement the power of media sourcing to transition. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "compliance". We will leverage the aptitude of open-source, scalable infrastructures to harness. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without customer-defined project management, you will lack relationships. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Without sufficient networks, interfaces are forced to become global. Think integrated. Think plug-and-play. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, e-services are forced to become sexy. The aggregation factor is client-focused, infinitely reconfigurable. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "applications". We will intensify our ability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to strategize. We constantly strategize 24/7 C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think mega-e-business. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to engage efficiently. The capacity to morph strategically leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The mindshare factor is sticky. Think mega-integrated, B2B2C. Without macro-cross-media interfaces, you will lack data hygiene. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your clicks-and-mortar feature set? In one step? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be visionary, web-enabled or to be extensible? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "e-business, leading-edge re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also seize cyber-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our power to extend. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to brand nano-magnetically. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to enhance dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our dot-com, vertical Total Quality Control reports but our ability to benchmark. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think bleeding-edge. Think efficient. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for plug-and-play branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely true! We will maximize the capacity of infomediaries to whiteboard.