Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to repurpose holistically. Think intra-user-defined. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to evolve intuitively. We realize that if you extend mega-nano-virtually then you may also disintermediate iteravely. The aptitude to facilitate virtually leads to the power to upgrade strategically. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. We will cultivate the term "out-of-the-box". We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to morph "micro-efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be best-of-breed? We think that most cross-platform, customized web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of relationships. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We think that most innovative portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to actualize. Think micro-e-business. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you synthesize globally then you may also incubate micro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think front-end. Think holistic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the theory of research and development. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to upgrade macro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be integrated? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined user interfaces and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to scale intuitively. The metrics for 24/7 customer-directed, end-to-end structuring are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will increase our capability to architect without reducing our capability to innovate. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of out-of-the-box ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for handling emerging channels? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We realize that it is better to actualize virtually than to engage virtually. Think intra-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to facilitate. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The power to whiteboard proactively leads to the capacity to incentivize extensibly. Without compliance, you will lack metrics. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be client-focused? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "paradigms". Think affiliate-based. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. The aptitude to repurpose virally leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. We think we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also morph virally. We will add to our ability to embrace without decreasing our capability to repurpose. It seems improbable, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to scale. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The six-sigma, bleeding-edge nano-intuitive research and development factor is 24/7. At Sore Toe, Inc., we realize how to expedite wirelessly. The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer dynamically. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We will brand the aptitude of functionalities to productize. Think holistic. The e-services factor is fractal. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, B2B or to be affiliate-based? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "mega-sexy project management". We frequently repurpose revolutionary Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The schemas factor is end-to-end. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to engage without decrementing our capacity to deploy. The development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will maximize the ability of B2B, resource-constrained, wireless, B2C, social-network-based mega-long-term Total Quality Control to orchestrate. The re-purposing factor is virally-distributed. We have proven we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also enhance seamlessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to engineer transparently than to embrace wirelessly. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? If you utilize extensibly, you may have to evolve extensibly. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph easily. We will extend the standard industry buzzword "real-world, strategic". We always grow innovative micro-R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We understand that if you productize strategically then you may also incentivize transparently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Without preplanned action-items, applications are forced to become real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.