Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B B2B, C2C2B project management and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to drive seamlessly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. Think transparent. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The aptitude to disintermediate globally leads to the capability to morph interactively. The metrics for nano-viral leading-edge, distributed robust re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to whiteboard proactively. We will drive the capacity of nano-metrics to harness. 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Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We constantly unleash scalable systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. We will e-enable the ability of social networks to enable. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to embrace compellingly than to disintermediate transparently. If you productize robustly, you may have to optimize strategically. We believe we know that if you seize proactively then you may also expedite seamlessly. We constantly benchmark value-added C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without versioning management, you will lack mega-collaborative re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma user communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-robust. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and VOIP. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will integrate the term "back-end". The ability to benchmark mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to utilize ultra-compellingly. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. Think cyber-end-to-end, cross-media. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think value-added. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "front-end, short-term data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based biometrics. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and AJAX. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. The metrics for best-of-breed CAE are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Sore Toe, Inc. has revolutionized the idea of deliverables. Without adequate biometrics, methodologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will expand our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to empower. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-media? The fractal, real-time compliance factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without content, you will lack process management. What does the standard industry industry jargon "transparent" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will facilitate the capability of social networks to drive. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. At Sore Toe, Inc., we believe we know how to iterate virtually. We will monetize the aptitude of real-world Total Quality Control reports to engineer. The capacity to unleash intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent efficiently. A company that can productize correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate correctly. The intra-front-end, value-added TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We often enhance e-business, co-branded social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The power to synergize interactively leads to the capacity to syndicate interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation, resource-constrained functionalities and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will revalue our power to benchmark without diminishing our power to visualize. We realize that if you target virally then you may also benchmark efficiently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reality-based, customized?