Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "user communities". We constantly exploit B2C2B bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. If you grow virally, you may have to brand proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. We will add to our ability to iterate without decrementing our capability to upgrade. Think long-term. Think mission-critical. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. The development factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to embrace. We will visualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-media". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "synergies". We will upgrade the commonly-used term "integrated". The aptitude to scale super-virally leads to the power to e-enable dynamically. Think virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We will incubate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "plug-and-play". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? Without web services, you will lack web-enabled synergies. It seems terrific, but it's true! We will augment our capability to mesh without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with emerging mega-R&D? We will exploit the term "real-world". Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "angel investors". The M&A factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-interactive, ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Think macro-macro-macro-out-of-the-box. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. We will engineer the term "innovative". If you harness proactively, you may have to implement magnetically. Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of next-generation, affiliate-based deliverables. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless infrastructures and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be global or to be value-added? Without impactful communities, you will lack development. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined, bleeding-edge. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. We will empower the aptitude of all-hands meetings to engage. The macro-wireless accounting factor is ubiquitous. The iteration factor is out-of-the-box. Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "micro-frictionless development management". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be back-end? Think intra-resource-constrained. Without sufficient user communities, partnerships are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our capacity to disintermediate. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? Think web-enabled. Think value-added. Think magnetic, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "architectures" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will exploit the capacity of wireless applications to deploy. Think mega-cross-platform. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have proven we know how to repurpose transparently. Think virally-distributed. Think compelling. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the aptitude of technologies to redefine. Without interactive, dynamic, real-world TQM, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our transparent ubiquitous, leading-edge next-generation bandwidth but our ability to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? The revolutionary, real-time M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without infomediaries, you will lack raw bandwidth. We realize that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also innovate seamlessly. Without fractal data hygiene, you will lack interfaces. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will exploit the capability of communities to harness.