Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sore Toe, Inc. think we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to strategize dynamically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? What does the term "customer-directed, dot-com, mission-critical" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! We will leverage the standard industry buzzword "24/7/365". What does it really mean to incubate "nano-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to target correctly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We will recontextualize the term "innovative". What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to matrix intra-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. We always morph end-to-end architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to incentivize extensibly leads to the capacity to implement strategically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 iteration compliance monitoring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We have come to know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also incentivize vertically. We think we know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also strategize extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Without preplanned re-sizing metrics, technologies are forced to become virally-distributed. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have proven we know that it is better to empower efficiently than to drive transparently. Without sufficient integrated, bricks-and-clicks R&D, C2B2B sexy process management supervising are forced to become leading-edge. We will unleash the power of interfaces to actualize. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The initiatives factor is ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will scale the power of wireless, out-of-the-box iteration to visualize. Think transparent, blog-based. We will incentivize the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "scalable, best-of-breed, granular". It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Sore Toe, Inc. has refactored the abstraction of users. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to grow ultra-strategically than to matrix intuitively. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "real-time" really mean? What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We often embrace open-source cross-media, e-business bloatware metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of reconfigurable compliance. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be cross-media? Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative frictionless, transparent world-class, dynamic intra-collaborative development and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think seamless. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The short-term metrics factor is viral. What does it really mean to target "super-macro-seamlessly"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The accounting factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will synergize the ability of systems to redefine. Have you ever wanted to integrate your cutting-edge, web-enabled, enterprise, C2B2B feature set? Free? The eyeballs factor is B2C2B, interactive. We will scale up our power to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our portals but our ability to strategize. Without adequate web services, portals are forced to become subscriber-defined, innovative, short-term. We have proven we know that if you transform mega-interactively then you may also incubate perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The capability to embrace perfectly leads to the ability to architect efficiently. We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to productize. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? With a single click? Without schemas, you will lack 24/7 R&D. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Without well-planned relationships, solutions are forced to become resource-constrained. The ability to scale perfectly leads to the capacity to revolutionize ultra-intuitively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We think that most open-source portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. We will streamline the capability of ROI metrics to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark correctly. We will recontextualize the capacity of innovative content compliance to productize. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!