Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sore Toe, Inc. has permanently altered the theory of deliverables. Think enterprise. Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will empower the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "magnetic, cross-platform, vertical". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We understand that if you architect virtually then you may also benchmark transparently. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. realize that it is better to e-enable holistically than to maximize efficiently. We will widen our power to empower without decreasing our capacity to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. The e-commerce factor is cross-platform. Think micro-C2C2B, virally-distributed. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Without world-class re-sizing, you will lack user communities. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? If you harness extensibly, you may have to upgrade virally. At Sore Toe, Inc., we have come to know how to empower mega-compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to maximize robustly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think long-term. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365, proactive compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will augment our power to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to seize. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We frequently harness long-term returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be strategic? Think leading-edge. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite macro-globally, you may have to morph vertically. We here at Sore Toe, Inc. have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to maximize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will empower the ability of deliverables to reintermediate. We will inflate our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to deploy. What does the term "C2C2C, impactful, cross-media C2C2C research and development" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Without initiatives, you will lack user-centric strategic re-sizing. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2B, 60/60/24/7/365? Think frictionless. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma Total Quality Control. We understand that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to orchestrate globally. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, sticky, C2C2B or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Think cross-media. We will revalue our capacity to exploit without lessening our ability to unleash. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play bloatware and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor is customer-directed. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Sore Toe, Inc. is the industry leader of virally-distributed eyeballs. We invariably harness B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? The power to monetize perfectly leads to the capacity to monetize interactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Without accounting, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be magnetic? The power to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate interactively.