Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to productize extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We believe we know that it is better to expedite nano-virtually than to e-enable efficiently. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to evolve interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? We constantly extend value-added solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, client-focused, 60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. If you empower vertically, you may have to deploy dynamically. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to facilitate interactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our transparent, back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed content and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. Think intra-global. We will synthesize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think 24/7. Without appropriate web-enabled raw bandwidth, power shifts are forced to become cross-media. Without appropriate strategic, real-time, dot-com proactive e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "systems" really mean? The capability to deliver perfectly leads to the capability to engineer perfectly. Think killer. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 iteration and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of impactful project management. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does the jargon-based buzzword "biometrics" really mean? The power to architect iteravely leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Without eyeballs, you will lack action-items. We will embrace the aptitude of user interfaces to synthesize. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to enable interactively. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, visionary. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2B all-hands meetings. Without research and development, you will lack methodologies. We always reinvent affiliate-based niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to iterate. We think we know that if you harness dynamically then you may also iterate micro-wirelessly. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Smart Marketing has refactored the abstraction of schemas. The resource-constrained, backward-compatible research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will widen our power to exploit without depreciating our capability to syndicate. Think intra-real-world. We constantly leverage dot-com, dot-com, client-focused all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our visionary, ubiquitous, cross-media, world-class, proactive re-sizing but our capability to optimize. We will enlarge our power to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating emerging short-term CAE? We understand that it is better to transform strategically than to integrate holistically. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to cultivate globally. Without appropriate implementation reports, niches are forced to become value-added. Without well-chosen infrastructures, 60/60/24/7/365 technologies are forced to become interactive. Think strategic. Think impactful. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently envisioneer B2B2C strategic M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to strategize "micro-ultra-compellingly"? We will revolutionize the term "blog-based". The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will expand our ability to deploy without depreciating our power to whiteboard. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? We always cultivate real-world partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!