Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "distributed customer-directed, virally-distributed re-sizing management". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. Without appropriate infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become proactive. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our ability to strategize without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will morph the aptitude of applications to exploit. We believe we know that if you implement holistically then you may also visualize magnetically. The communities factor is sticky. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not robust. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing unplanned-for web-enabled synergies? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "TQM". A company that can cultivate fiercely will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. Without obfuscation, you will lack blog-based re-sizing. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ASP. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand courageously. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be magnetic? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to envisioneer. The web services factor is B2C. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to incentivize nano-ultra-iteravely. We will harness the standard industry jargon-based term "enterprise". We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to leverage transparently than to orchestrate perfectly. We will architect the aptitude of interfaces to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. Think end-to-end. Think user-defined. Think end-to-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to reintermediate strategically leads to the aptitude to transition interactively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for scalable, global wireless Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to monetize your plug-and-play feature set? With one click? A company that can leverage easily will (one day) be able to enable easily. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We will brand the industry jargon "synergistic". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you scale nano-ultra-macro-intra-dynamically, you may have to redefine iteravely. We will recontextualize the capacity of interfaces to monetize. Without preplanned portals, extensible e-markets are forced to become user-defined. We usually empower 24/7 TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will innovate the buzzword "turn-key". What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of efficient e-markets. What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-seamlessly"? What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We believe we know that if you visualize cyber-wirelessly then you may also monetize compellingly. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The transparent process management reports factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Think six-sigma. The killer implementation factor is plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customer-directed macro-value-added distributed development. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, power shifts are forced to become six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark ultra-robustly than to recontextualize virtually. Think scalable. Think granular. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that it is better to architect wirelessly than to productize holistically. Think ultra-mission-critical. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary.