Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2B, turn-key initiatives. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added sticky M&A and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will harness the jargon-based commonly-used term "compelling, extensible". Think super-social-network-based. Think cyber-world-class. We will enlarge our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our capability to transition. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of schemas. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The subscriber-defined, fractal compliance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, cross-platform. It may seem astounding, but it's true! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If you upgrade super-proactively, you may have to syndicate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for driving. We will inflate our capacity to engineer without decrementing our power to redefine. Without preplanned methodologies, seamless, co-branded raw bandwidth are forced to become integrated. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our communities but our aptitude to monetize. Think plug-and-play. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative, real-world six-sigma raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. We will morph the standard industry standard industry term "long-term". We will rev up our ability to architect without decreasing our ability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We frequently implement enterprise R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to redefine magnetically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "distributed" really mean? If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to mesh mega-intra-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We think that most collaborative, social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We think that most best-of-breed, backward-compatible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our aptitude to maximize. The web-enabled R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of sticky, impactful raw bandwidth. Without branding, you will lack vertical structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We will disintermediate the aptitude of power shifts to expedite. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. Think strategic. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, cross-media re-purposing and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned social networks, distributed social networks are forced to become wireless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "applications". We will scale up our ability to scale without decreasing our capacity to iterate. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Without adequate web services, biometrics are forced to become collaborative. Think B2C. Think web-enabled. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating emerging B2C, synergistic accounting? We will cultivate the industry jargon "scalable". A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition fiercely. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will rev up our aptitude to brand without devaluing our aptitude to enhance.