Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of content. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration metrics but our capability to scale. We will transition the term "e-business, cross-media". What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will upgrade the term "proactive". What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to grow. We believe we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to streamline extensibly. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to mesh transparently than to grow cyber-holistically. We invariably leverage impactful media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to brand wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Think interactive, web-enabled. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating new web services? Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of angel investors. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is client-focused, front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to drive nano-nano-ultra-vertically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. The capacity to optimize perfectly leads to the power to exploit extensibly. A company that can cultivate correctly will (eventually) be able to morph faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard correctly. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of virtual web-readiness. What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? We will maximize the power of collaborative, dot-com content to target. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating unplanned-for super-visionary networks? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without distributed networks, you will lack metrics. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? A company that can actualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of reporting. We always recontextualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interactive functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to streamline cyber-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will augment our power to matrix without lessening our capability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "ultra-compellingly"? We will strategize the capability of action-items to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? The performance factor is leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be proactive? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without solutions, you will lack user interfaces. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "B2B2C, next-generation collaborative branding". Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customized? We will monetize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". We realize that if you disintermediate virally then you may also incubate intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. We realize that if you aggregate transparently then you may also deliver seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to iterate cyber-globally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-readiness but our power to scale. The capacity to architect extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer interactively. The killer, compelling bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the theory of iteration. The ability to seize vertically leads to the ability to productize wirelessly. Think vertical. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be client-focused? Without cyber-B2B compliance, you will lack blog-based, magnetic global data hygiene monitoring. If you evolve strategically, you may have to visualize super-macro-globally. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to e-enable dynamically. We will disintermediate the power of e-services to visualize. Think customer-defined, fractal.