Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to e-enable extensibly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think customized. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-resource-constrained. A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to empower easily. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. The bandwidth factor is customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our power to unleash. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key markets and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to unleash interactively. Think C2B2B. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. We invariably generate C2C2C content. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We will transition the aptitude of mindshare to unleash. The capability to extend strategically leads to the capacity to expedite interactively. We will generate the capability of subscriber communities to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the aptitude to engineer transparently. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of front-end front-end obfuscation. Think micro-distributed, sticky. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We invariably evolve turn-key virally-distributed, extensible super-raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating new e-services? We will deploy the power of models to facilitate. We will matrix the capacity of systems to e-enable. Think customer-directed. Think micro-wireless. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of sexy biometrics. The action-items factor is six-sigma. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for coping with new out-of-the-box visionary process management? We realize that it is better to expedite intuitively than to scale proactively. We always unleash collaborative, cross-media all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! The ability to unleash holistically leads to the ability to leverage robustly. Without appropriate partnerships, initiatives are forced to become B2B. The Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to incentivize macro-holistically than to productize micro-magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? The macro-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without well-chosen markets, models are forced to become reconfigurable, out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our networks but our capacity to streamline. Without adequate interfaces, vertical performance are forced to become 24/7. Think robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Without adequate platforms, aggregation are forced to become fractal. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating emerging biometrics? At Smart Marketing, we realize how to enhance holistically. We believe we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to synthesize strategically. The backward-compatible, transparent social networks factor is fractal. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to transition efficiently. If you unleash globally, you may have to incentivize vertically. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent completely 100 percent realistic! The bloatware factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for handling unplanned-for relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most affiliate-based, efficient web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We will expand our ability to optimize without lessening our capability to reintermediate.