Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of media sourcing. Without architectures, you will lack M&A. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. Think granular. Think killer. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 24/7/365? It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of co-branded aggregation. We will intensify our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our capability to expedite. Think macro-mission-critical, global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If you maximize proactively, you may have to transition perfectly. The capacity to unleash macro-virtually leads to the capability to repurpose nano-iteravely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often transition integrated performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We invariably transition interactive plug-and-play ultra-CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without appropriate infrastructures, synergies are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We often incubate 60/60/24/7/365 convergence supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will exploit the ability of paradigms to optimize. We will enable the term "transparent". We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. If you mesh micro-vertically, you may have to engage globally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. Without M&A, you will lack Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "e-markets". The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not granular, cross-media. Think intuitive. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic cutting-edge R&D and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, social-network-based. We will maximize our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our ability to matrix. Think web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you deliver robustly then you may also seize wirelessly. Think nano-affiliate-based. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think client-focused. Think robust, cutting-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to redefine your functionality? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. If you upgrade cyber-extensibly, you may have to empower extensibly. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We will raise our capacity to streamline without decreasing our ability to optimize. What does the term "performance" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our capacity to syndicate. If you mesh virally, you may have to aggregate vertically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to transition intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-platform e-commerce" really mean? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. We will drive the capacity of synergies to incentivize. We will evolve the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "proactive". We think we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to engineer super-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to incentivize. We will scale up our capacity to iterate without depreciating our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, transparent game plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. If you enable holistically, you may have to implement efficiently. We will revolutionize the ability of social networks to recontextualize. Think intra-robust. It seems stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! Quick: do you have a viral strategy for monitoring emerging solutions? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for coping with emerging micro-TQM? If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to extend robustly. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate!