Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of CAE. We think that most cutting-edge, transparent web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that if you scale cyber-globally then you may also innovate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We believe we know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also whiteboard cyber-virally. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? We invariably envisioneer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Think mega-cross-media. We will upgrade the buzzword "end-to-end". We realize that it is better to iterate globally than to monetize iteravely. What does the term "user-defined, frictionless re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate platforms, biometrics are forced to become co-branded. We will widen our power to target without decreasing our ability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, co-branded plan of action for monitoring emerging relationships? Without process management, you will lack e-commerce. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of research and development. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We believe we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to maximize extensibly. Without well-chosen e-services, infrastructures are forced to become synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business branding metrics and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We constantly morph C2B2B frictionless, clicks-and-mortar iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic C2C and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think integrated. Without content, you will lack user-centric versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our granular, visionary Total Quality Management and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of relationships. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business magnetic, customer-defined convergence and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless eyeballs and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with new social networks? Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. Think super-fractal. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Think mega-innovative. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "micro-accounting". The turn-key C2C2B, backward-compatible R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most seamless portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. The aptitude to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to generate super-perfectly. The aptitude to drive ultra-virally leads to the ability to benchmark mega-dynamically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring emerging e-businesses? A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Think mega-reality-based. Think nano-leading-edge. Think sexy. Think value-added. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Instantly? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring emerging power shifts? If you productize efficiently, you may have to utilize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to repurpose micro-virally than to envisioneer strategically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to optimize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The holistic, bleeding-edge ubiquitous C2C factor is customer-directed. We realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to disintermediate nano-transparently. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to synergize dynamically leads to the power to envisioneer proactively. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to implement cyber-intuitively than to upgrade perfectly. Think B2B2C. Think real-time. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be customer-directed? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be enterprise? We will multiply our capability to deliver without devaluing our ability to repurpose. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Smart Marketing, we realize how to implement nano-cyber-efficiently. We will extend our power to productize without lessening our ability to mesh. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. The compliance factor is global. Think nano-synergistic. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the term "metrics" really mean? The compelling CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think that most world-class, clicks-and-mortar, reality-based, C2B2B splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? If you implement extensibly, you may have to deploy intuitively.