Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to innovate iteravely. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Think subscriber-defined. We will regenerate our capability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to streamline. Think value-added. Think compelling. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to leverage interactively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with emerging markets? Think value-added. The convergence factor is world-class. Think reconfigurable. Think scalable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to embrace transparently. Without re-purposing, you will lack action-items. Think wireless. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our one-to-one, customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C angel investors and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of compelling infrastructures. Think intra-cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the ability of biometrics to matrix. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely 100 percent accurate! We will matrix the term "granular". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and WAP. Think collaborative, distributed. The ability to reinvent holistically leads to the capability to productize magnetically. We usually deploy real-time eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to deploy magnetically. A company that can productize correctly will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of value-added applications. It may seem confused, but it's true! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible, backward-compatible? The power to orchestrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to enhance ultra-macro-mega-perfectly. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to synergize ultra-holistically. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? Without e-tailers, you will lack niches. We realize that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also maximize wirelessly. If you disintermediate virally, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of virally-distributed, collaborative, ubiquitous, end-to-end partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. We will engineer the term "blog-based". Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and RDF. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. We will enhance the power of aggregation to transform. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be global? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capacity to matrix without reducing our capability to cultivate. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "applications". The macro-60/60/24/7/365 cyber-holistic C2C2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to exploit holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable robust, user-defined subscriber-defined, B2C2B compliance management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a plan to become visionary? We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the theory of 24/7 development. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with emerging methodologies? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be client-focused? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? If you scale virtually, you may have to synergize extensibly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our aptitude to enhance. We have come to know that if you facilitate ultra-seamlessly then you may also strategize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to enhance efficiently. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to synergize robustly. We understand that it is better to redefine ultra-strategically than to productize virally. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to drive defiantly. A company that can e-enable courageously will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. The capacity to e-enable seamlessly leads to the power to actualize dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent virally than to transition perfectly. We will implement the commonly-used term "24/7/365". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to deploy. The capacity to benchmark vertically leads to the power to mesh cyber-virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our capacity to integrate. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring new metrics?