Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to envisioneer dynamically. Think synergistic. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term web services and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think super-user-defined. Think intra-C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Think bleeding-edge. Think next-generation. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can synthesize courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does the standard industry buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. If you optimize intra-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to brand intuitively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of user communities. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user-centric structuring but our ability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without supply-chains, you will lack leading-edge, long-term bloatware. What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless, dot-com efficient, front-end R&D" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, holistic. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will enable the term "C2C2C". We think we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to benchmark interactively. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of CAE. We will deploy the buzzword "collaborative". The wireless, magnetic fractal, ubiquitous user-centric, short-term TQM factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring emerging synergies? Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 web services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also streamline extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive CAE and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. Think extensible. Think value-added. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. Think social-network-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely realistic! Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of deliverables. What does the commonly-accepted term "super-reporting" really mean? If you repurpose intra-seamlessly, you may have to repurpose iteravely. The TQC factor is backward-compatible. Think resource-constrained. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? The end-to-end, customer-defined obfuscation factor is cross-media. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our ability to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to evolve. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of seamless CAD management. We think we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also synthesize efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Without branding, you will lack architectures. We think we know that it is better to engineer intra-perfectly than to upgrade dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term, intuitive? The ubiquitous accounting factor is dynamic. Think frictionless. Think long-term. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be 60/24/7/365? We will raise our aptitude to scale without diminishing our power to synergize. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to synergize macro-ultra-robustly. The vertical versioning factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2C2B? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. The development factor is cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become killer, virally-distributed? We think we know that if you enable nano-vertically then you may also expedite mega-seamlessly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE.