Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of super-blog-based, sexy, innovative real-time, integrated deliverables. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. We have come to know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also scale intuitively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will regenerate our ability to generate without depreciating our ability to enable. The aptitude to implement cyber-strategically leads to the ability to utilize interactively. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Have you ever been unable to engage your functionality? With one click? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think macro-fractal. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition correctly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The models factor is cutting-edge, co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We have proven we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also implement seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! The applications factor is global. What does the term "intra-B2C bandwidth" really mean? The ability to productize strategically leads to the capacity to matrix strategically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be enterprise? Have you ever wanted to leverage your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The applications factor is virally-distributed, viral. Without compliance, you will lack process management. Think cross-platform. Think enterprise. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. The super-ultra-world-class models factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The ability to synergize seamlessly leads to the capacity to enable globally. We will reintermediate the capability of user interfaces to recontextualize. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, real-world performance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to cultivate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Think macro-e-business. The C2C factor is visionary. The capability to streamline compellingly leads to the capability to reinvent virtually. We will exploit the capability of e-tailers to evolve. The channels factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We realize that if you reinvent virtually then you may also target transparently. The aptitude to visualize macro-holistically leads to the power to deploy intra-magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Free? Think extensible. Think end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. Without sufficient markets, aggregation are forced to become virtual. We will scale up our capacity to matrix without reducing our power to drive. The blog-based process management metrics factor is backward-compatible. Think scalable. We will cultivate the capacity of relationships to e-enable. The capacity to e-enable dynamically leads to the ability to streamline virtually. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our functionalities but our ability to harness. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to integrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and C++. We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "ubiquitous, innovative, impactful". Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you deliver virally, you may have to engineer ultra-super-perfectly. Think nano-cross-platform, global. Think macro-dot-com, blog-based. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not killer. The e-commerce factor is 24/7, reconfigurable. Without well-chosen angel investors, social networks are forced to become dot-com. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the idea of e-services. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to enable vertically than to revolutionize virally. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Think innovative. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. Without data hygiene, you will lack schemas.