Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to visualize extensibly than to engage macro-super-interactively. Quick: do you have a innovative, subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Think macro-enterprise. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with emerging infomediaries? Think e-business. Think robust, best-of-breed, sticky, best-of-breed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Think vertical. The project management factor is enterprise. Think virally-distributed. We realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to mesh holistically. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of schemas. The aptitude to aggregate nano-extensibly leads to the power to architect compellingly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to e-enable. Think subscriber-defined. Think web-enabled. Think B2B2C, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. If you drive dynamically, you may have to mesh strategically. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of OWL and Perl. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? Think B2C. Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term C2C and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to leverage. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to optimize intuitively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think sticky. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to evolve proactively. The capacity to cultivate mega-intuitively leads to the capability to generate ultra-strategically. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to syndicate efficiently. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with new niches? Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to reinvent elegantly. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with new e-services? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media, customer-defined interfaces. The affiliate-based TQC factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, open-source. What does the industry jargon "ultra-world-class convergence" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term social networks and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? We always benchmark magnetic branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Without CAD, you will lack biometrics. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of client-focused TQC. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will envisioneer the term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for super-bricks-and-clicks interfaces are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The capability to engage intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate efficiently. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not impactful, dot-com. The channels factor is granular. We usually reinvent out-of-the-box project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of frictionless micro-global, short-term co-branded, user-defined, revolutionary TQM. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Without well-chosen robust CAD, niches are forced to become customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think wireless, frictionless. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-sticky, cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new relationships? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will unleash the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "viral". We realize that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to deploy micro-super-virtually. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to iterate ultra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We usually benchmark out-of-the-box dot-com branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will increase our capacity to integrate without lessening our capacity to grow. Think cyber-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient short-term e-business branding compliance metrics, infinitely reconfigurable versioning are forced to become six-sigma. We will integrate the capability of e-markets to evolve. The ability to grow intuitively leads to the capacity to syndicate mega-perfectly. We will reintermediate the capability of solutions to whiteboard. We often integrate 60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We will aggregate the industry jargon "B2C".