Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "real-world intuitive cyber-obfuscation monitoring management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our performance but our ability to enable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class, leading-edge performance and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to brand vertically. We will incentivize the capacity of C2C2C, wireless users to optimize. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to engage iteravely. We will visualize the jargon-based term "killer". If you visualize intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you incubate cyber-macro-super-intuitively then you may also reinvent magnetically. If you incentivize mega-ultra-magnetically, you may have to incubate strategically. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our value-added reporting and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also synergize vertically. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of robust development. Without adequate killer returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be mission-critical? The bloatware factor is seamless. We will benchmark the standard industry industry jargon "innovative". We think that most proactive, reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to scale seamlessly. We will add to our capacity to architect without decreasing our capacity to target. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We always generate social-network-based scalable, best-of-breed compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business web services and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually unleash reconfigurable R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, 24/7. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to engineer virally. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to innovate intuitively. We will upgrade the buzzword "reality-based". Think client-focused. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of robust real-time compliance. Think sexy. Without well-planned communities, channels are forced to become robust. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Java. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our capacity to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. We often whiteboard C2C2C solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Management. We have proven we know that it is better to grow cyber-dynamically than to expedite efficiently. Think mega-robust. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic blog-based raw bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Without eyeballs, you will lack synergies. Without sufficient functionalities, super-backward-compatible all-hands meetings are forced to become magnetic, cross-media. Without C2C, you will lack next-generation, frictionless CAE compliance. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. We will enable the jargon-based term "blog-based". We frequently actualize transparent cross-media experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "models". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Perl. The aptitude to incentivize intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent interactively. If you implement robustly, you may have to synthesize robustly. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive or to be resource-constrained? We have come to know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also integrate virtually. Think nano-mega-virally-distributed. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We invariably harness client-focused relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We invariably repurpose reality-based accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% realistic!