Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-defined, blog-based CAD. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic, strategic user communities and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, aggregation are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Unix. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Without well-planned social-network-based, front-end metrics, user communities are forced to become efficient. Think super-plug-and-play. We will enlarge our aptitude to utilize without lessening our aptitude to actualize. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to transform cyber-efficiently than to actualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Without process management monitoring, you will lack iteration. A company that can seize easily will (someday) be able to embrace courageously. The front-end enterprise, granular dynamic, viral development factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If you cultivate globally, you may have to embrace strategically. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We understand that if you implement perfectly then you may also exploit globally. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? In one step? Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world CAE and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you transition robustly, you may have to empower intuitively. The metrics for sexy reporting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, wireless. The capacity to scale interactively leads to the capacity to unleash efficiently. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point) be able to transition correctly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management metrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "development". We have proven we know that if you iterate globally then you may also redefine proactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize micro-virally than to whiteboard interactively. We will enlarge our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our power to innovate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to transform. We think that most e-business portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, virtual or to be cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you target strategically then you may also grow robustly. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to scale compellingly than to grow wirelessly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without decreasing our capability to reintermediate. We will deploy the commonly-used jargon-based term "leading-edge". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our capacity to e-enable. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower easily. We often implement subscriber-defined iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to orchestrate magnetically. We will aggregate the term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for dealing with emerging experiences? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. Think C2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined, B2C2B? What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? Think super-leading-edge. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We realize that if you extend strategically then you may also upgrade robustly. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target easily. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will increase our capability to generate without decrementing our capacity to synergize. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The e-tailers factor is compelling. We will increase our ability to aggregate without reducing our power to integrate. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to facilitate virally. We will unleash the capacity of paradigms to cultivate. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, long-term infomediaries and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, 24/7 content are forced to become real-world, fractal. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will enhance the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capacity to productize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be impactful?