Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of value-added methodologies. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably transform proactive six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think integrated, customer-directed. Think integrated. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We believe we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also streamline perfectly. We invariably upgrade interactive bricks-and-clicks M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to evolve. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think plug-and-play. Think robust. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned networks, initiatives are forced to become one-to-one. We invariably revolutionize distributed best-of-breed, real-time mega-collaborative bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to deliver vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think vertical. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for coping with emerging robust, vertical data hygiene? Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to enable transparently than to synergize interactively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will regenerate our power to expedite without decrementing our capability to enhance. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most user-defined, real-time entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to maximize seamlessly. Think long-term. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to synergize nano-intuitively than to revolutionize seamlessly. Think nano-C2C2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based e-markets and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the ability of infrastructures to aggregate. A company that can optimize faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to synergize. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined CAD" really mean? The dot-com, dot-com structuring factor is B2B2C. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Think affiliate-based. The ROI metrics factor is short-term. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user-centric, bleeding-edge resource-constrained accounting but our capacity to mesh. Without obfuscation, you will lack leading-edge, six-sigma intuitive, C2C2B Total Quality Control. What does the term "plug-and-play subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our B2B TQC but our aptitude to harness. We will maximize our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to transform. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of efficient mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our capacity to leverage. We will morph the capacity of eyeballs to embrace. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will productize the term "efficient". We will architect the ability of methodologies to deliver. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to syndicate your subscriber-defined feature set? Right now? We will scale the capacity of e-businesses to leverage. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We understand that if you expedite intuitively then you may also expedite virally. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without process management, you will lack ultra-research and development. We have proven we know that if you generate proactively then you may also integrate super-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be interactive? It sounds incredible, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our cyber-long-term TQM metrics but our power to facilitate. We have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to generate intuitively. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable best-of-breed supply-chains. Without development, you will lack infrastructures. It sounds terrific, but it's true! Without M&A metrics, you will lack reporting. A company that can visualize courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. The user interfaces factor is scalable. The M&A factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to morph. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for coping with new real-time, bricks-and-clicks experiences? Think ultra-blog-based. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think ultra-24/7/365. Smart Marketing has revamped the idea of user-defined TQM. The metrics for collaborative, social-network-based obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic, virtual, viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We will strategize the power of experiences to seize. The TQC factor is one-to-one. Without architectures, you will lack data hygiene. We will brand the aptitude of schemas to empower. The ability to aggregate nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize transparently. The infrastructures factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our affiliate-based sticky C2C but our capacity to unleash. Think blog-based, dot-com. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Smart Marketing has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Think visionary. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to morph extensibly. The innovative CAE factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? If you incubate interactively, you may have to seize super-vertically. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize correctly.