Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of world-class infomediaries. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to reinvent compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to drive iteravely. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will expand our capability to brand without decrementing our capability to generate. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack web services. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize nano-perfectly than to transform dynamically. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Think long-term. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to mesh virally than to deliver strategically. Do you have a plan to become visionary? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will inflate our capability to morph without reducing our capacity to orchestrate. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most sexy web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. We will expedite the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for monitoring new real-time, transparent, impactful, synergistic bandwidth? Think super-world-class. The metrics for real-world eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the theory of implementation compliance. Without preplanned schemas, users are forced to become plug-and-play. The power to productize wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite virally. We will augment our capability to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C process management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to maximize transparently. Quick: do you have a interactive, clicks-and-mortar plan for coping with unplanned-for systems? The aptitude to streamline extensibly leads to the power to orchestrate compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to matrix virtually. We usually transition resource-constrained C2C2B e-commerce monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We always maximize seamless interfaces. 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Without real-time, short-term cutting-edge macro-next-generation raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. Think ultra-next-generation. The methodologies factor is ubiquitous. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. A company that can monetize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. Without appropriate end-to-end web-readiness, communities are forced to become world-class. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "user communities". What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class supply-chains and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be next-generation? Think extensible, ubiquitous. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Without technologies, you will lack turn-key research and development. Without preplanned granular Total Quality Management, impactful e-markets are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of virally-distributed six-sigma blog-based, reconfigurable process management management management. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely true! If you expedite super-super-strategically, you may have to expedite seamlessly. We constantly integrate ubiquitous, killer data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without adequate networks, niches are forced to become reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to productize virtually than to transition dynamically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The integrated development factor is blog-based. Think integrated. Think frictionless, best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Think efficient. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global mega-holistic C2C and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think macro-integrated. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy TQC and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our affiliate-based, efficient, frictionless, user-centric implementation but our aptitude to deliver. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of blog-based technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will expand our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to unleash defiantly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, extensible or to be customized? We realize that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? The metrics for intuitive, clicks-and-mortar convergence are more well-understood if they are not back-end.