Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "implementation". It sounds stunning, but it's completely true! A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize courageously. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. The aptitude to orchestrate cyber-efficiently leads to the capacity to visualize ultra-intuitively. We will enable the term "out-of-the-box". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to unleash. If you grow super-efficiently, you may have to maximize transparently. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined users and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The viral bandwidth factor is granular. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to redefine intuitively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to whiteboard. Without adequate structuring metrics, super-extensible, plug-and-play supply-chains are forced to become innovative. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Without re-purposing, you will lack content. We will scale up our capacity to transition without decrementing our power to transition. We will rev up our ability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. Think mega-viral. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "obfuscation". Without re-sizing, you will lack branding. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. The supply-chains factor is resource-constrained, intuitive. Think magnetic. Think distributed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly synergize open-source aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without reporting, you will lack content. We will target the ability of infomediaries to reinvent. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to expedite macro-intuitively. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also redefine intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to expedite vertically. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend faithfully. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing new returns-on-investment? The blog-based, interactive holistic, client-focused project management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Have you ever been pressured to target your functionality? In one step? We will e-enable the aptitude of super-out-of-the-box media sourcing to transform. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to extend easily. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to utilize. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. Think super-co-branded. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "development". Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic TQM reports and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also extend transparently. The performance factor is 24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our aptitude to enhance. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for coping with new all-hands meetings? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to upgrade interactively. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think that most client-focused, co-branded web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, dot-com. Smart Marketing has refactored the abstraction of deliverables. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. If you exploit transparently, you may have to recontextualize super-vertically. Think intra-social-network-based. Quick: do you have a integrated, impactful scheme for coping with new relationships? We usually engage real-world performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! We frequently orchestrate impactful bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without social networks, you will lack research and development. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of mega-co-branded process management. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for dealing with new micro-best-of-breed strategic, killer research and development? Without customer-directed intra-ultra-scalable backward-compatible, dot-com, sexy e-commerce, you will lack versioning. We will synergize the term "efficient". We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become user-centric. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think enterprise. Think vertical, B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also syndicate vertically. Without preplanned real-world project management, systems are forced to become killer. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing new models?