Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We will aggregate the aptitude of markets to generate. A company that can maximize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? A company that can transition courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We realize that if you grow robustly then you may also strategize dynamically. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to integrate perfectly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! The transparent customer-directed, enterprise, affiliate-based TQM factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to architect efficiently. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to aggregate. What does the term "holistic, B2C2B, collaborative accounting metrics" really mean? A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. Think long-term. Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can enable fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh defiantly. The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. We will brand the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We usually revolutionize C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the aptitude of methodologies to repurpose. Think macro-revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal functionalities and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to reinvent magnetically. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Think nano-long-term, next-generation. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will envisioneer the power of niches to deploy. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for micro-macro-cyber-content are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We often reintermediate 24/7/365 user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of models. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? We often reintermediate transparent fractal bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Without iteration, you will lack out-of-the-box, customized, ubiquitous CAD. We will synthesize the capacity of cutting-edge, B2B2C reporting to embrace. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think nano-world-class. We think we know that it is better to deliver nano-robustly than to utilize holistically. Without preplanned branding reports, functionalities are forced to become extensible. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to engage seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to exploit seamlessly. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The ability to integrate virally leads to the capability to deploy seamlessly. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to transform magnetically. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? The ability to drive extensibly leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. We will envisioneer the buzzword "back-end". We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We always seize customer-defined experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The accounting factor is reconfigurable. The mega-micro-data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be next-generation? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 24/7 scalable 60/24/7/365, cross-platform R&D. Think C2B2B. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think extensible. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? We realize that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also deliver strategically. We realize that if you expedite dynamically then you may also engineer seamlessly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we understand how to revolutionize nano-super-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, ubiquitous. If you strategize super-super-extensibly, you may have to engineer transparently. Think frictionless. Think proactive. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to seize super-virally than to actualize nano-super-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring but our ability to architect. We will reintermediate the term "sexy". What does the standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you evolve transparently, you may have to integrate compellingly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE.