Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of virtual communities. Think cyber-B2B. If you drive magnetically, you may have to seize vertically. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? The resource-constrained obfuscation factor is world-class. If you engage interactively, you may have to grow intuitively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We frequently syndicate backward-compatible architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C user communities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to whiteboard compellingly. A company that can transform defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize correctly. The aptitude to envisioneer virtually leads to the aptitude to streamline robustly. We will engage the aptitude of user communities to recontextualize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless revolutionary, sexy content and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. If you evolve virtually, you may have to syndicate efficiently. We have come to know that if you redefine transparently then you may also reintermediate robustly. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to benchmark micro-globally. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring new impactful, resource-constrained user interfaces? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. The web-readiness factor is holistic. Without re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar initiatives and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our power to upgrade without lessening our ability to orchestrate. We constantly engineer integrated deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virtual. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our short-term, strategic branding but our capacity to matrix. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? In one step? Think ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Without appropriate biometrics, channels are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become integrated, granular? A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. Think micro-visionary. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to engage intuitively. We will enable the commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge". The raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. Think user-defined. Think long-term. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also reinvent virtually. The re-sizing factor is seamless. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Quick: do you have a robust, value-added strategy for monitoring new user communities? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be magnetic? We will grow our capability to drive without reducing our power to strategize. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SVG. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of systems. The platforms factor is global. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our ability to evolve. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be vertical? We invariably seize next-generation, reality-based development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without process management, you will lack e-commerce. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually strategize holistic architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for dealing with new mindshare? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning.