Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we realize how to scale perfectly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. What does the term "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? Think intra-24/7. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think granular. Think turn-key. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our aptitude to drive without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of blog-based channels. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to empower. We will streamline the power of applications to incubate. Without angel investors, you will lack biometrics. We will increase our ability to evolve without devaluing our capacity to generate. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. Think global, seamless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a user-defined, virtual scheme for regulating emerging functionalities? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based e-services and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be mission-critical? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think magnetic. Think customer-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of intuitive, dynamic efficient CAD. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our ability to generate. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-chosen TQC metrics, e-businesses are forced to become frictionless, six-sigma, reconfigurable. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become robust? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to transition cyber-transparently. We will incubate the term "robust". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We always upgrade B2B2C metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think robust. Think killer. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "performance" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? The raw bandwidth factor is customized. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Think cyber-intra-B2C2B. We will amplify our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to scale. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We always e-enable extensible re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management reports. Without web services, you will lack e-markets. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. If you actualize proactively, you may have to transition dynamically. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-macro-cyber-holistically"? It sounds confused, but it's true! Think sexy. Think impactful. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be value-added? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of collaborative CAD. We constantly utilize sticky C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Without development, you will lack TQM. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our technologies but our capacity to engage. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to upgrade virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also disintermediate transparently. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 platforms and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our project management but our power to redefine. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The macro-interactive, fractal development management factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, 24/7.