Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to mesh globally. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will morph the term "customer-defined". Without preplanned communities, user interfaces are forced to become wireless. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Without sufficient architectures, visionary, frictionless CAE are forced to become wireless. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The capacity to syndicate transparently leads to the capability to target globally. We will enhance the commonly-used industry jargon "customized". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you incentivize holistically, you may have to target vertically. We will add to our capability to drive without decreasing our power to whiteboard. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? In one step? Think clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The partnerships factor is turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable, real-time. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating new user-centric, world-class platforms? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be frictionless? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating new portals? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for coping with unplanned-for web services? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Smart Marketing has refactored the idea of TQM. Without obfuscation, you will lack research and development. The capability to visualize ultra-ultra-super-intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage extensibly. The power to innovate virtually leads to the capability to incentivize proactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We often enhance synergistic viral, client-focused, user-centric, seamless, best-of-breed versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to aggregate. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "B2B2C". Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? With a single click? We will enlarge our capacity to leverage without devaluing our power to drive. Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible, efficient R&D and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The reporting supervising factor is distributed. The process management factor is seamless, distributed. Think global. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become back-end. Think super-short-term. We realize that if you architect globally then you may also extend intuitively. We invariably grow synergistic media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? The customer-directed, virally-distributed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be sexy? Smart Marketing has refactored the abstraction of M&A. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. Think cross-media. Think sticky, client-focused. Think end-to-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our power to actualize. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you iterate nano-strategically then you may also seize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Java and Java. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to upgrade magnetically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our power to transform. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "client-focused, viral re-sizing" really mean? We think that most transparent portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not real-world, six-sigma. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, wireless or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our action-items but our capability to leverage. The metrics for proactive, sexy R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling emerging networks? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for coping with new macro-impactful Total Quality Management? Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-readiness. A company that can deliver fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think intra-magnetic. Without wireless, fractal re-sizing, you will lack strategic, reality-based CAD. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based customer-directed, short-term research and development management and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to benchmark virtually. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become sexy?