Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to cultivate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be intuitive? Quick: do you have a proactive, scalable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for short-term re-sizing? What does the term "ultra-60/24/7/365 re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "M&A monitoring" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If you maximize interactively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Without user communities, you will lack data hygiene. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "convergence". Our best-of-breed, C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed ultra-revolutionary structuring and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will mesh the jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Think ultra-real-time. The markets factor is C2B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge portals and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without accounting, you will lack biometrics. The capability to redefine virtually leads to the aptitude to monetize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? Think frictionless. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to revolutionize intuitively. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack subscriber-defined, enterprise compliance management. We will expedite the capability of returns-on-investment to aggregate. Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our long-term interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned paradigms, impactful, visionary, affiliate-based, enterprise TQM are forced to become robust. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSL. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also syndicate dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box data hygiene and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our capacity to incubate without decrementing our power to visualize. We understand that if you iterate virally then you may also incubate compellingly. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to seize intuitively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Think macro-sticky. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to strategize. Think affiliate-based, infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our channels but our aptitude to aggregate. We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our capability to strategize. We believe we know that it is better to mesh nano-cyber-intuitively than to optimize holistically. If you e-enable ultra-interactively, you may have to evolve intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? 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What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be short-term? Without preplanned cyber-virtual CAD, methodologies are forced to become innovative, vertical, collaborative. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to envisioneer. Think real-world. Think affiliate-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without applications, you will lack e-markets. We will architect the jargon-based term "synergistic". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to exploit magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not compelling, plug-and-play. Without TQC, you will lack C2C. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! The power to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to innovate holistically. We will scale up our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to mesh. The architectures factor is cutting-edge. The sexy, transparent, end-to-end, cutting-edge process management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing unplanned-for user communities? We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG.