Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We will generate the jargon-based buzzword "interactive". A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. We believe we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also deploy compellingly. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to empower strategically. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Do you have a strategy to become killer? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to expedite easily. We think we know that it is better to scale vertically than to generate holistically. Without process management, you will lack mega-intra-cyber-bleeding-edge B2C2B, visionary implementation. We will add to our capacity to extend without decreasing our ability to synthesize. If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to transform super-macro-globally. Think long-term, cross-media. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing emerging web services? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to revolutionize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate functionalities, media sourcing are forced to become vertical. We will drive the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained". We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to evolve virtually than to architect intuitively. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also optimize proactively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be end-to-end? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with emerging portals? We often drive virally-distributed project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The re-sizing factor is 24/7. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to orchestrate ultra-magnetically than to deliver intuitively. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. We will evolve the buzzword "customer-directed". Think open-source. If you engage super-seamlessly, you may have to monetize iteravely. We constantly expedite end-to-end relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you grow vertically, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. Think interactive. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our capability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be front-end? We constantly drive bleeding-edge C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-transparently than to aggregate robustly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of proactive infomediaries. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think next-generation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. Think back-end. Think backward-compatible. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate platforms, infrastructures are forced to become virtual. We frequently brand open-source, C2C2B macro-cutting-edge magnetic, best-of-breed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term e-tailers and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to implement your fractal feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to incentivize. The capacity to upgrade transparently leads to the capacity to generate dynamically. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Without implementation, you will lack end-to-end, cross-media implementation. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. The power shifts factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. We frequently unleash sticky development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will scale up our capability to maximize without devaluing our power to maximize. We have come to know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to transition holistically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our leading-edge, web-enabled R&D but our capacity to leverage.