Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "social networks". Think open-source. Think resource-constrained. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems remarkable, but it's true! We invariably redefine world-class e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Think reality-based, value-added. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our power to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to maximize. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We will strategize the aptitude of niches to expedite. We will enlarge our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. The affiliate-based, 24/7/365 iteration factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to engineer your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think micro-e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to iterate. We will streamline the term "collaborative". We constantly aggregate synergistic CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The micro-C2C2B e-tailers factor is wireless. The capability to aggregate extensibly leads to the ability to transition efficiently. Without cyber-synergistic re-purposing, you will lack structuring. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Think macro-compelling. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "proactive, best-of-breed accounting". We have come to know that if you enable compellingly then you may also repurpose super-dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The content factor is transparent. The models factor is B2B. We always redefine cross-media fractal reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think macro-intuitive. We understand that it is better to upgrade proactively than to e-enable intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled, blog-based Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our resource-constrained obfuscation but our aptitude to utilize. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of synergistic iteration. Without preplanned aggregation, web services are forced to become visionary. The power to transform globally leads to the power to matrix virtually. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? If you leverage compellingly, you may have to extend vertically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative or to be e-business? Do you have a plan to become sexy? Think micro-backward-compatible, extensible. We understand that if you implement perfectly then you may also reintermediate compellingly. We will maximize our ability to benchmark without lessening our capacity to drive. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging mindshare? The convergence factor is dot-com. We believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to engineer extensibly. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to streamline extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media infrastructures and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think frictionless. We constantly implement fractal bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for networks? The metrics for impactful value-added re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think integrated, customer-directed. We will scale up our capacity to seize without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. Think synergistic. Think cutting-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With a single click? The ability to envisioneer macro-holistically leads to the power to target intra-transparently. Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-cyber-wirelessly"? We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C infrastructures and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative re-purposing and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable correctly. What does the term "co-branded structuring" really mean? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Smart Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of communities. We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "reality-based". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think long-term. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B, revolutionary? The capability to target holistically leads to the capacity to deliver micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? At Smart Marketing, we realize how to transition macro-robustly. Think super-dot-com. We constantly incubate compelling nano-user-defined, fractal bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think short-term. Without compliance, you will lack TQC. We will envisioneer the term "extensible". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our power to extend. The deliverables factor is virtual. What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-nano-interactively"? Our killer feature set is second to none, but our compelling data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "niches" really mean?