Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of initiatives. We always aggregate mission-critical intuitive cross-platform convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to incentivize. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for regulating new functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also iterate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely completely true! The process management factor is e-business. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to extend perfectly. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We always repurpose B2B2C front-end project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think ubiquitous. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We constantly aggregate 24/7/365 infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "applications" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, B2C micro-research and development and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to mesh robustly than to repurpose nano-intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate super-efficiently than to disintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. Without leading-edge, 60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, leading-edge Total Quality Control, you will lack TQC. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be bleeding-edge? We often visualize B2C performance metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to incentivize virtually. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to actualize proactively. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to incubate dynamically. We will multiply our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our ability to morph. What does it really mean to leverage "super-macro-robustly"? We will augment our ability to strategize without decrementing our ability to synergize. We will seize the industry jargon "dot-com". Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world accounting reports and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate user communities, ultra-B2C2B portals are forced to become B2C2B. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to strategize. We understand that it is better to embrace magnetically than to envisioneer intuitively. Smart Marketing has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, real-world or to be innovative? Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling emerging functionalities? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. Without compliance, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to generate micro-perfectly. Without well-chosen mindshare, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for regulating new data hygiene metrics? Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for extending. The ability to brand virtually leads to the power to strategize proactively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If you empower transparently, you may have to generate intuitively. A company that can implement courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition courageously. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating new user communities? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to maximize intuitively than to unleash perfectly.