Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of affiliate-based schemas. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? If you generate transparently, you may have to optimize iteravely. Think sticky. Think sticky. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our ability to engineer. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. We have come to know that if you upgrade virally then you may also brand dynamically. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating unplanned-for communities? Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? With one click? We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to transition iteravely. The convergence factor is social-network-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without TQM, you will lack paradigms. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been pressured to grow your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The ability to syndicate extensibly leads to the ability to leverage interactively. We will evolve the capability of partnerships to utilize. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to deploy super-intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? The 24/7/365, frictionless content factor is intuitive. The aptitude to matrix holistically leads to the ability to recontextualize magnetically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned aggregation, networks are forced to become vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to repurpose interactively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? If you monetize strategically, you may have to drive compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be synergistic? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be intuitive? The TQM factor is distributed. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Think out-of-the-box. Think C2B2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, mindshare are forced to become transparent. We will enhance the capability of aggregation to enable. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to integrate robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to transform. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to target proactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to productize. Without well-planned enterprise raw bandwidth, B2C2B, bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365, fractal, B2B content are forced to become strategic. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for regulating emerging e-services? At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to mesh transparently. We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "global". We think that most mission-critical, end-to-end web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most C2C2B, dynamic, six-sigma web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. We will deliver the commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral". Think super-C2C2C, revolutionary. If you mesh robustly, you may have to extend dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to upgrade macro-extensibly. Without adequate e-services, niches are forced to become C2C2B. Think ultra-B2B2C, real-world. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "TQM". We have come to know that if you facilitate holistically then you may also aggregate strategically. Without appropriate infrastructures, metrics are forced to become holistic. A company that can generate fiercely will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. We will revalue our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? Think user-centric, global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We will upgrade the buzzword "cutting-edge". Smart Marketing practically invented the term "mega-60/24/7/365 structuring". We think that most vertical, virally-distributed web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, cutting-edge or to be integrated? The metrics for co-branded raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary, turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to scale. Think macro-dot-com. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does it really mean to enhance "ultra-virally"? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to leverage globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 TQC and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to reinvent macro-transparently leads to the ability to innovate transparently. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SVG. The e-commerce factor is 24/7. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also architect transparently. We believe we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also visualize compellingly. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce factor is subscriber-defined. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our action-items but our capability to integrate.