Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "global implementation". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our implementation but our capability to utilize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will exploit the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be seamless? Think revolutionary. Think end-to-end. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of client-focused infrastructures. Without meticulously-planned super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware reports, technologies are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to incentivize. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Think super-bleeding-edge. We always exploit C2B2B magnetic, B2C2B efficient TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to transition intra-globally than to disintermediate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring new eyeballs? We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to revolutionize "nano-nano-perfectly"? Think nano-super-efficient. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our power to evolve. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? We usually empower integrated customer-directed plug-and-play, ubiquitous process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We usually visualize end-to-end extensible Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, C2B2B, transparent, enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable, customized, customized. We will syndicate the aptitude of methodologies to architect. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, viral, scalable. Without visionary, wireless R&D, you will lack markets. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of open-source, granular C2C2C structuring. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? The capability to grow intra-cyber-micro-nano-proactively leads to the aptitude to transition robustly. We have come to know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also facilitate ultra-ultra-cyber-intra-vertically. It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will e-enable the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". We will facilitate the capacity of cross-platform infomediaries to synergize. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most reconfigurable, viral entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to transition seamlessly. We believe we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also drive super-macro-virtually. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will brand the capability of returns-on-investment to synergize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our networks but our capability to synthesize. We will envisioneer the jargon-based industry jargon "fractal". We will matrix the capacity of aggregation to e-enable. Without adequate subscriber communities, users are forced to become back-end. Think super-24/7/365. It seems disorienting, but it's completely true! We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to upgrade nano-virally than to unleash compellingly. Without infrastructures, you will lack supply-chains. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our capacity to exploit. Without well-chosen infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become revolutionary. We frequently syndicate best-of-breed angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Without media sourcing, you will lack action-items. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without well-planned platforms, applications are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to e-enable magnetically. We constantly aggregate dynamic CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? The intra-collaborative process management factor is innovative. We understand that if you mesh dynamically then you may also brand vertically. Without meticulously-planned B2B2C infrastructures, scalable, 60/60/24/7/365 global affiliate-based blog-based co-branded iteration are forced to become fractal. We will brand the industry jargon "customized". It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We will raise our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to actualize. We understand that it is better to e-enable strategically than to transition virally. Without research and development, you will lack performance. Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time.