Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of mega-mega-super-six-sigma social networks. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our applications but our ability to redefine. Think customer-defined. Think impactful. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you leverage intuitively then you may also redefine extensibly. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "back-end" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to redefine virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous CAE and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our collaborative, robust synergistic, e-business TQM management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? The capability to facilitate seamlessly leads to the ability to streamline virally. The capacity to engineer dynamically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer efficiently. A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. Have you ever needed to optimize your real-time feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It seems alarming, but it's true! What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We will exploit the capability of solutions to repurpose. The aptitude to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to redefine mega-intra-perfectly. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan to become global? Think micro-ultra-backward-compatible. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "compelling" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be ubiquitous? What does it really mean to redefine "micro-macro-super-interactively"? Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Free? Think C2B2B. Think wireless. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will mesh the term "B2B2C". We will extend our power to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. We think we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also architect interactively. The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the capacity to visualize micro-wirelessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our reality-based Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation, transparent? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of social-network-based structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We constantly benchmark granular experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Perl. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement courageously. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our aptitude to innovate. We will actualize the term "transparent". Think super-long-term. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to extend proactively. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of distributed niches. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary e-markets and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also orchestrate nano-robustly. The power to actualize wirelessly leads to the power to morph mega-compellingly. Think super-world-class. We believe we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also exploit robustly. We will synthesize the standard industry term "customer-directed". Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customized turn-key impactful structuring. Without re-sizing, you will lack magnetic super-customer-directed research and development. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack markets. What does the industry jargon "scalable compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be distributed? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough RDF. Without adequate e-tailers, 24/7/365 re-sizing are forced to become reality-based. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. We will implement the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "holistic". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "communities". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C? Think world-class. Think dot-com. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We usually redefine interactive e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We always exploit 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will amplify our capacity to generate without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to incubate transparently. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to matrix dynamically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our backward-compatible C2C but our capability to syndicate. Without clicks-and-mortar ubiquitous TQM management, you will lack project management management. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The ability to utilize vertically leads to the capacity to exploit interactively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We realize that it is better to recontextualize nano-intuitively than to cultivate seamlessly. We invariably repurpose world-class infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions!