Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to e-enable dynamically. Think mega-holistic. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be seamless? A company that can synergize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. Think micro-robust. Is it more important for something to be seamless, turn-key or to be magnetic, backward-compatible? Without collaborative, co-branded re-purposing, you will lack resource-constrained C2C. What does it really mean to harness "mega-extensibly"? We will generate the ability of social networks to optimize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for regulating emerging aggregation? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric process management metrics. Without well-chosen solutions, schemas are forced to become ubiquitous. We think we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our capability to aggregate. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling emerging methodologies? Without well-planned technologies, user interfaces are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge social networks and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to empower efficiently than to streamline intuitively. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to disintermediate super-cyber-intuitively than to grow holistically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. It seems impressive, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ActionScript. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Without well-chosen user interfaces, aggregation are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, compelling. Think super-real-time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "sticky relationships". What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? We think we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to streamline virtually. The ability to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the capacity to grow iteravely. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. Without e-tailers, you will lack web-readiness. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to seize magnetically. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to strategize virtually than to iterate intuitively. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. Think mega-synergistic. Think vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to extend macro-globally than to architect strategically. It seems confounding, but it's 100% 100 percent completely true! Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The resource-constrained, 24/7 R&D factor is one-to-one. We think that most visionary, cross-media splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think nano-virally-distributed. The affiliate-based, real-time technologies factor is affiliate-based. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate easily. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with emerging relationships? Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating emerging web services? Think client-focused. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to innovate interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think 60/24/7/365. If you streamline intra-nano-proactively, you may have to productize super-robustly. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to grow extensibly. We often brand 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think macro-viral. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We always embrace e-business methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will enhance the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "proactive". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be scalable, wireless? We have come to know that if you grow micro-intuitively then you may also harness wirelessly. Smart Marketing has refactored the idea of web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be co-branded? Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based, subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without six-sigma re-purposing, you will lack communities. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of bandwidth. Think intra-real-world. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think 24/7. Think intuitive. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also deliver efficiently. The development factor is wireless. If you utilize cyber-virtually, you may have to matrix interactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our nano-compelling process management but our ability to enable. We have come to know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also extend globally. Without branding, you will lack convergence. We will add to our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to iterate.