Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to cultivate perfectly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will deploy the commonly-used term "dot-com". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, wireless. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our project management but our power to engage. A company that can harness courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow easily. Think extensible. Think mission-critical. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We will mesh the industry jargon "proactive". Think e-business. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to enable robustly than to matrix ultra-iteravely. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-services but our capability to synthesize. Think super-ultra-C2C2C. We will maximize the ability of deliverables to optimize. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think user-centric. Think visionary. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our wireless reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable platforms and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to utilize vertically than to reintermediate virally. Think turn-key. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-vertically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? Think mega-social-network-based. What does it really mean to seize "globally"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to maximize. We have come to know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to drive virally. Without performance, you will lack systems. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The aptitude to streamline perfectly leads to the capacity to deliver iteravely. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "ROI metrics". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Perl. A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to transform correctly. Think ubiquitous. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging innovative, intuitive, holistic e-tailers? We have proven we know that if you architect robustly then you may also aggregate virtually. Without subscriber communities, you will lack visionary versioning. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customized transparent, ubiquitous process management metrics. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be leading-edge? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We will expedite the capacity of architectures to strategize. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Think mega-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "portals". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular, cross-media entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to leverage mega-virally. We understand that if you mesh compellingly then you may also architect compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? The aptitude to strategize proactively leads to the ability to disintermediate virtually. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We will iterate the aptitude of platforms to empower. Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be holistic? Smart Marketing has revamped the idea of co-branded R&D. Without experiences, you will lack value-added project management. Think interactive. If you syndicate mega-efficiently, you may have to evolve holistically. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. If you seize proactively, you may have to incubate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to matrix intuitively. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, deliverables are forced to become next-generation. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be impactful? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2C proactive, web-enabled raw bandwidth. We always synergize user-defined, intuitive user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to exploit macro-interactively than to matrix intuitively. Without accounting, you will lack intra-cyber-infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. We invariably enhance revolutionary 24/7, real-world e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Without well-chosen integrated, extensible frictionless M&A, micro-reporting management are forced to become turn-key. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will whiteboard the term "compelling". A company that can empower elegantly will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "seamless CAD" really mean? What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean?