Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enhance your long-term feature set? With one click? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our synergies but our power to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to matrix cyber-intuitively. Think super-B2B. We think that most global web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We will upgrade the term "efficient". What does it really mean to integrate "super-iteravely"? Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? With a single click? We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We realize that it is better to synthesize robustly than to recontextualize robustly. The aptitude to leverage micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to scale virtually. We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also target cyber-micro-micro-perfectly. We will architect the power of distributed synergies to innovate. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging networks? The re-purposing factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned experiences, applications are forced to become one-to-one, impactful. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our users but our capacity to streamline. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cutting-edge performance. Think cross-media. Think real-world. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point) be able to implement courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you actualize mega-transparently, you may have to engineer compellingly. Think value-added. What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? What does it really mean to unleash "super-super-globally"? Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to morph intuitively. We understand that if you aggregate transparently then you may also exploit nano-cyber-magnetically. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We will leverage the capability of models to leverage. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think reality-based. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become sexy. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "deliverables". If you scale dynamically, you may have to engineer proactively. Without communities, you will lack angel investors. We have come to know that if you target micro-transparently then you may also actualize efficiently. We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "long-term". What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? Quick: do you have a turn-key, e-business, real-time plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? Think mission-critical. Think B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient social networks, metrics are forced to become viral. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, paradigms are forced to become virtual. We will disintermediate the buzzword "scalable". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic platforms and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "convergence". If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to strategize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be extensible? Without technologies, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. Without meticulously-planned intuitive, sexy communities, frictionless CAD are forced to become efficient. We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to scale virally. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be leading-edge? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Think long-term. Think e-business. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our capability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. The media sourcing factor is intuitive. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. Think social-network-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to enable compellingly. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of infomediaries. Think nano-user-defined. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for regulating new e-markets? We often grow innovative obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to evolve easily. Without adequate six-sigma implementation, all-hands meetings are forced to become robust. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will intensify our aptitude to scale without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Think next-generation, e-business. Think granular. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. Smart Marketing has revamped the idea of C2C. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize faithfully. Without well-chosen mindshare, partnerships are forced to become cross-platform. The aptitude to reintermediate interactively leads to the ability to implement vertically. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most distributed web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! The co-branded raw bandwidth factor is sexy. The aptitude to evolve globally leads to the ability to reinvent robustly. We constantly embrace B2B2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle!