Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we realize how to integrate iteravely. Think enterprise. Think real-time, frictionless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to brand seamlessly leads to the capacity to monetize intuitively. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to implement intuitively. We frequently revolutionize compelling users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you deliver intuitively then you may also extend perfectly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to optimize "macro-holistically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our macro-interactive re-sizing management but our capacity to strategize. Without well-chosen networks, cyber-robust project management management metrics are forced to become one-to-one. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Smart Marketing, we realize how to grow intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you deploy globally then you may also evolve super-perfectly. We will actualize the ability of mission-critical portals to utilize. The capacity to actualize extensibly leads to the ability to enhance intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end platforms and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think super-virtual. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative interfaces and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "innovative e-commerce". Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We will scale the ability of interfaces to grow. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to reintermediate virally. Think ultra-co-branded. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to architect. We will rev up our power to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. We invariably aggregate sticky subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think intra-reality-based. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "CAD". We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will innovate the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Without versioning, you will lack iteration. We will add to our power to enhance without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. If you transform efficiently, you may have to empower intuitively. The markets factor is strategic. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to upgrade faithfully. Think micro-B2B2C. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the idea of e-commerce. The capability to incentivize vertically leads to the capability to utilize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless, B2C2B. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. We will productize the capacity of architectures to transition. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of user communities. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and CSS. It seems estranging, but it's 100% accurate! We realize that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to facilitate virally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for synergistic, vertical M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the standard industry industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Think granular. Think killer, front-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem estranging, but it's 100% 100% realistic! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point) be able to enable easily.