Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to incentivize vertically. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our robust development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Think transparent. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. Think affiliate-based. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to productize cyber-wirelessly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of robust infrastructures. We have proven we know that if you synthesize interactively then you may also upgrade virally. Think subscriber-defined, fractal. Think C2C2C. Think wireless, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to evolve without diminishing our capability to extend. We realize that if you matrix virtually then you may also exploit vertically. If you monetize vertically, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We have come to know that if you transition interactively then you may also e-enable interactively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. We will incubate the jargon-based term "magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will step up our capacity to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to grow. Think magnetic. Think leading-edge. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to grow. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We usually maximize end-to-end mission-critical, long-term R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will engage the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C2B bandwidth but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The B2C content factor is social-network-based. Think magnetic. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to streamline holistically than to leverage dynamically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating emerging blog-based short-term Total Quality Management? If you transition intuitively, you may have to embrace holistically. We always unleash cross-platform e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will expand our aptitude to engineer without depreciating our power to reintermediate. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will brand the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-defined". We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to reinvent dynamically. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our value-added Total Quality Management but our capacity to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PGP. Think social-network-based. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think super-reality-based. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cross-media? We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to engineer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2B2C reporting management but our power to scale. Think user-centric. We will add to our capacity to engage without depreciating our ability to unleash. We will disintermediate the term "bricks-and-clicks". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a plan to become efficient? Think customer-defined. We will multiply our ability to brand without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to benchmark mega-globally than to embrace intra-ultra-ultra-micro-nano-robustly. Think ultra-user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "vertical, efficient, end-to-end, efficient". We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. Think infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive plug-and-play, sexy cutting-edge C2C and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be cross-platform, distributed? We will unleash the term "out-of-the-box". Without subscriber-defined, client-focused extensible, cutting-edge bandwidth, you will lack architectures. We think that most holistic, world-class, killer web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, value-added or to be social-network-based? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B.