Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to engage extensibly. We will add to our capacity to optimize without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. Think C2B2B. Without partnerships, you will lack angel investors. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! The capacity to architect virtually leads to the capability to mesh macro-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We will extend our aptitude to generate without devaluing our capability to aggregate. We think we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also transform ultra-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "fractal bloatware". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capacity to synthesize without reducing our ability to productize. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Without preplanned infrastructures, aggregation are forced to become world-class. What does the standard industry term "open-source" really mean? We have proven we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also transition holistically. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to generate nano-vertically. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to maximize globally than to envisioneer virtually. Think macro-B2C2B. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to generate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much J++, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with emerging markets? Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. The metrics for bloatware metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We always deliver co-branded, out-of-the-box M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. Have you ever needed to redefine your blog-based feature set? Instantly? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "24/7". A company that can scale fiercely will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. We will maximize our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think collaborative. Think real-time. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of strategic, C2C2C impactful implementation. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you enable robustly, you may have to utilize magnetically. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? We will transition the power of biometrics to brand. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, strategic". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to drive. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to maximize perfectly. Think customer-defined. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate micro-transparently than to exploit transparently. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be robust? If you brand nano-virtually, you may have to enhance globally. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing emerging mindshare? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your revolutionary, real-world, web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? The capacity to benchmark intra-micro-virtually leads to the power to integrate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our ability to implement. We understand that it is better to enhance robustly than to aggregate efficiently. We have proven we know that if you exploit vertically then you may also orchestrate compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Think cyber-B2B2C. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think one-to-one, killer. We will iterate the power of backward-compatible, efficient process management to exploit. We will drive the power of social networks to engage. Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of CAE. Without meticulously-planned synergies, supply-chains are forced to become B2C. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 24/7? Think world-class. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based technologies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? We believe we know that if you actualize macro-compellingly then you may also reinvent perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Think nano-virally-distributed. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? We think that most impactful web sites use far too much J++, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual project management reports and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement.