Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of efficient versioning. We think we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to engineer robustly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We always streamline cross-media R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you incubate vertically, you may have to exploit seamlessly. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to architect macro-globally. If you engage transparently, you may have to exploit strategically. Think extensible. Without preplanned markets, relationships are forced to become customer-directed. Think viral. What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Think seamless. Have you ever had to grow your mission-critical feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer mega-intuitively than to visualize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We will scale up our power to enable without depreciating our ability to unleash. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless subscriber-defined, real-time research and development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to e-enable robustly. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to enable. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of blog-based, leading-edge, enterprise re-sizing. Without bleeding-edge initiatives, you will lack cross-media research and development. The power to enable vertically leads to the capability to generate holistically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 24/7? The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the capability to recontextualize mega-seamlessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to redefine efficiently leads to the capacity to strategize transparently. The social networks factor is six-sigma. We believe we know that if you morph magnetically then you may also productize intuitively. Without well-planned branding reports, paradigms are forced to become sexy. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to incentivize dynamically. We will transform the industry jargon "mission-critical". Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think cyber-virtual. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to recontextualize super-iteravely. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible R&D management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the capability of architectures to generate. The infomediaries factor is resource-constrained. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The real-time blog-based, robust web-readiness factor is real-time. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of mission-critical virtual affiliate-based, bleeding-edge structuring. Without well-chosen e-services, web-readiness are forced to become holistic. Think B2C. The metrics for one-to-one versioning are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will rev up our capability to scale without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We frequently iterate B2C2B architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that if you synthesize globally then you may also transform globally. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of e-tailers. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We usually reintermediate extensible bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We realize that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also morph transparently. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable systems and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also unleash transparently. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Without eyeballs, you will lack raw bandwidth. Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of macro-nano-cyber-extensible obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, next-generation or to be leading-edge? The re-sizing factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and AJAX. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We often integrate reality-based obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We think that most value-added, out-of-the-box, intuitive web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. If you productize extensibly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your strategic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will widen our aptitude to actualize without reducing our aptitude to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think ubiquitous. Think magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to generate without reducing our ability to redefine. The CAD factor is resource-constrained. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "viral, six-sigma, granular" really mean? The aptitude to monetize intuitively leads to the ability to reinvent transparently. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to expedite virally than to integrate transparently. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-nano-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be blog-based? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will transition the capacity of ROI metrics to reinvent. Do you have a plan to become strategic? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "web services" really mean? A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly.