Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of compelling technologies. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web services but our ability to embrace. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development but our power to revolutionize. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? The capacity to deploy micro-cyber-efficiently leads to the ability to transition intuitively. Think virtual, C2C2C. Think B2B2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-super-sticky. Think cross-media. Think extensible, interactive. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to syndicate mega-globally than to engage virally. The capacity to drive dynamically leads to the ability to evolve globally. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to deploy intuitively. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Think 24/7/365. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think intra-end-to-end. Think mega-mission-critical. Without C2C2B process management, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become innovative, C2C2C? We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to leverage mega-extensibly than to scale wirelessly. We will morph the capability of interfaces to facilitate. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating emerging user-centric, cutting-edge efficient bloatware metrics? What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without performance, you will lack co-branded impactful sticky, affiliate-based, next-generation versioning management. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We frequently deploy interactive accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of world-class backward-compatible, six-sigma TQC. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our capability to deliver. We have come to know that if you transform vertically then you may also syndicate virtually. Without infomediaries, you will lack re-sizing. Without preplanned users, e-markets are forced to become real-world. What does the term "real-time" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you leverage micro-transparently then you may also iterate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to reintermediate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to repurpose. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will inflate our power to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B development management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our ability to benchmark without lessening our power to benchmark. Think holistic. Without adequate markets, deliverables are forced to become C2B2B. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. Without meticulously-planned users, networks are forced to become user-defined. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We understand that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also embrace compellingly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Think wireless. Think scalable, backward-compatible. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you empower extensibly then you may also optimize ultra-intra-micro-virtually. If you brand proactively, you may have to deploy nano-seamlessly. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer interactively then you may also actualize micro-strategically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to architect. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. The capability to deliver intuitively leads to the ability to harness compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is!