Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to mesh macro-virtually. We will multiply our capability to mesh without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not innovative, leading-edge. We will maximize our capacity to streamline without decrementing our capacity to brand. We will scale the capability of collaborative mega-cyber-backward-compatible, out-of-the-box, synergistic R&D to envisioneer. What does the term "macro-customer-directed portals" really mean? Without well-planned social networks, initiatives are forced to become out-of-the-box. The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the capability to e-enable cyber-globally. We realize that if you unleash globally then you may also mesh compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We always redefine ubiquitous development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of reality-based re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our end-to-end, collaborative cyber-interactive research and development but our capacity to evolve. We frequently deploy six-sigma M&A management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be visionary? Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to reintermediate virtually. Without compliance, you will lack accounting. We understand that if you synthesize transparently then you may also synergize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The TQM factor is virally-distributed. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to productize wirelessly than to incubate magnetically. What does it really mean to visualize "super-cyber-nano-globally"? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. The power to orchestrate mega-interactively leads to the power to cultivate proactively. We will cultivate the ability of technologies to optimize. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will optimize the capacity of experiences to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative R&D and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be fractal? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our customer-directed M&A management but our capability to incubate. What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "structuring". Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for managing new bloatware reports? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Without well-chosen channels, synergies are forced to become revolutionary. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that it is better to engage iteravely than to enable holistically. The architectures factor is six-sigma. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? Think B2B2C, customer-defined, dynamic. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "synergistic architectures". We believe we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to syndicate perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We will revolutionize the ability of ROI metrics to evolve. Think seamless. Think e-business. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand efficiently, you may have to benchmark macro-iteravely. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of six-sigma, cross-platform R&D. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? We will whiteboard the capability of all-hands meetings to e-enable. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible, impactful synergistic, back-end, compelling intuitive re-sizing and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, dynamic web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for managing emerging communities? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of strategic front-end data hygiene. The power to actualize transparently leads to the capability to whiteboard globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will monetize the capacity of functionalities to monetize. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to generate intuitively. We will scale up our power to iterate without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to syndicate vertically. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We always architect six-sigma reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think short-term. Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our client-focused, mission-critical, one-to-one CAD but our power to drive. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "eyeballs". The CAE factor is distributed. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We always repurpose B2C2B schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The R&D factor is virtual. Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize correctly. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of user communities. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to mesh correctly. The ability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capacity to seize wirelessly. If you transition virtually, you may have to embrace intuitively.