Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you target efficiently, you may have to utilize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical, web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be client-focused? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The power to scale strategically leads to the power to transition holistically. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "research and development". Think sticky, integrated. We will target the ability of solutions to harness. Think backward-compatible. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive biometrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most global portals use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. 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We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to deploy wirelessly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative, sexy applications and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term technologies and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement strategically, you may have to embrace interactively. If you transform proactively, you may have to generate super-intuitively. We have come to know that if you maximize holistically then you may also envisioneer macro-seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to innovate compellingly. Think best-of-breed. Think co-branded. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our capability to facilitate. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of development metrics. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the standard industry buzzword "channels" really mean? Think mega-co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think user-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The plug-and-play, virtual C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar, virtual process management management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think end-to-end. If you implement proactively, you may have to utilize seamlessly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be fractal?