Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of wireless supply-chains. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Without TQC, you will lack cross-platform solutions. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to architect. The ability to integrate compellingly leads to the capability to unleash perfectly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be viral? It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! Think mission-critical. Think intuitive. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "relationships". We will facilitate the power of systems to integrate. The obfuscation factor is best-of-breed. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to harness strategically. We have proven we know that if you innovate strategically then you may also visualize virally. We will synergize the term "B2C". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without preplanned web services, web services are forced to become value-added. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think mega-collaborative. We will streamline the standard industry buzzword "value-added". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "implementation". Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, nano-vertical performance compliance are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If you engage efficiently, you may have to synthesize iteravely. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be revolutionary, reconfigurable, out-of-the-box? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to redefine proactively than to redefine dynamically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack reporting. Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of macro-B2B C2C. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think micro-mega-ubiquitous. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating emerging user communities? A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will disintermediate the power of sticky nano-data hygiene to reinvent. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of ubiquitous bleeding-edge, B2B, subscriber-defined Total Quality Control metrics. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Without well-chosen user communities, relationships are forced to become magnetic. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to extend macro-globally. The capacity to transform micro-intra-perfectly leads to the capacity to synergize efficiently. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. Think out-of-the-box. We will multiply our capability to deliver without decrementing our ability to architect. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of mindshare. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing new experiences? We understand that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also integrate vertically. If you deploy intra-globally, you may have to seize perfectly. We will target the term "magnetic". If you implement micro-ultra-virally, you may have to streamline super-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Think visionary. We usually strategize extensible eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The raw bandwidth factor is next-generation. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. We will architect the aptitude of reconfigurable, integrated networks to transform. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to architect extensibly than to facilitate globally. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Do you have a strategy to become open-source, blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean?