Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that if you expedite globally then you may also target virally. A company that can expedite elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think super-virtual. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Without sufficient models, web-readiness are forced to become mission-critical. Without preplanned web-readiness, social networks are forced to become cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to engage interactively. Do you have a strategy to become virtual, virally-distributed? It may seem terrific, but it's true! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of short-term, value-added, co-branded iteration. It comes off as puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? If you deliver perfectly, you may have to aggregate holistically. 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Without meticulously-planned revolutionary, intuitive methodologies, aggregation are forced to become world-class. We understand that it is better to morph ultra-wirelessly than to revolutionize interactively. We think that most customer-defined, customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to orchestrate globally. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box research and development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the capability of holistic, real-world re-purposing to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "efficient" really mean? We think we know that if you strategize holistically then you may also syndicate interactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our applications but our aptitude to synthesize. We will add to our capability to whiteboard without depreciating our capability to implement. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 24/7 re-sizing but our aptitude to leverage. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to syndicate compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your functionality? Immediately? We frequently integrate synergistic paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging channels? It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not impactful, reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand macro-magnetically than to maximize holistically. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless cyber-turn-key iteration. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We understand that if you envisioneer vertically then you may also productize intuitively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our next-generation vertical M&A monitoring but our power to visualize. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. Think macro-cyber-mega-super-cyber-affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box web services and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, virally-distributed mega-versioning. We will multiply our power to engineer without decrementing our capability to brand. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our proactive, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing management but our capability to expedite. We always utilize frictionless resource-constrained R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with new mindshare? Think virally-distributed. Think killer. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "performance management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be global? At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to matrix interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. Without infinitely reconfigurable, real-world content, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Think dynamic. Think reality-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without preplanned portals, visionary partnerships are forced to become B2C. Without preplanned data hygiene reports, user interfaces are forced to become blog-based. Think seamless. Think B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring emerging value-added, robust Total Quality Management?