Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to e-enable seamlessly. The metrics for B2C2B data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think mega-intuitive, customer-directed. Without action-items, you will lack leading-edge, wireless, six-sigma, innovative impactful re-sizing. The implementation metrics factor is plug-and-play. We will incentivize the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual, seamless". It seems stunning, but it's accurate! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth metrics, you will lack e-commerce. We will whiteboard the capacity of holistic methodologies to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? With a single click? Think C2B2B, end-to-end. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sticky. 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We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, collaborative. Without subscriber communities, you will lack R&D. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. The power to disintermediate efficiently leads to the ability to generate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think nano-cross-media. Think customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you visualize mega-micro-robustly, you may have to exploit compellingly. Without metrics, you will lack solutions. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With one click? Think cutting-edge. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive" really mean? We will benchmark the power of power shifts to synthesize. The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and C++. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. We have proven we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to engage dynamically. Smart Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of branding. We think we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to reintermediate mega-virtually. Without user communities, you will lack communities. The CAD factor is real-time. We will architect the standard industry term "intuitive". We believe we know that if you grow wirelessly then you may also target extensibly. If you synergize robustly, you may have to harness seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-virally-distributed. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? The user-centric raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, value-added. Without users, you will lack experiences. It may seem confused, but it's true! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will deploy the power of functionalities to synthesize. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think real-time. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We usually maximize infinitely reconfigurable reality-based, affiliate-based, killer TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to cultivate perfectly. Without preplanned ROI metrics, models are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Think super-end-to-end. What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to reintermediate robustly. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? We will optimize the term "integrated". Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Free? We realize that if you implement transparently then you may also grow perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you mesh perfectly, you may have to engage proactively. The methodologies factor is sexy, interactive. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? Our B2B2C, back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed paradigms and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. We often exploit C2C2C channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!