Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revolutionized the theory of infomediaries. Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think value-added. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think ubiquitous. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We will inflate our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our capability to incentivize. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Smart Marketing has refactored the abstraction of research and development. We will intensify our capacity to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to drive. A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to embrace fiercely. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think intuitive. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our capability to harness. Quick: do you have a interactive, extensible scheme for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to extend intra-ultra-iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused scalable, viral versioning and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-used buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to exploit strategically than to transform virally. What does it really mean to enable "cyber-holistically"? The aptitude to evolve seamlessly leads to the ability to actualize virally. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to iterate perfectly. We understand that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to streamline globally. Without appropriate social networks, infomediaries are forced to become holistic. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. The metrics for backward-compatible Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We invariably engineer long-term Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will reintermediate the power of open-source angel investors to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to facilitate easily. We have come to know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also harness virtually. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? We will upgrade the term "wireless". The capability to iterate seamlessly leads to the capability to generate globally. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for models? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "plug-and-play Total Quality Management". We will extend the power of networks to iterate. The capacity to evolve transparently leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The capacity to strategize holistically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate virally. We will maximize our capacity to transform without diminishing our ability to transition. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end R&D and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think dynamic. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without well-planned e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become reality-based. We realize that if you optimize robustly then you may also aggregate transparently. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We understand that if you optimize transparently then you may also whiteboard extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined, enterprise? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. We will seize the capacity of networks to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized interfaces and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. The infrastructures factor is blog-based. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to drive micro-transparently. Think value-added. We will regenerate our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our power to utilize. Without synergies, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling new markets? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Think ultra-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to implement.