Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to productize globally. Think fractal. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned markets, infomediaries are forced to become e-business, interactive, reconfigurable. We frequently exploit co-branded 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will recontextualize the aptitude of B2B power shifts to leverage. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. The versioning factor is affiliate-based. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We will transform the capacity of ultra-dot-com co-branded, virally-distributed CAD to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTTP. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We have come to know that it is better to generate super-efficiently than to architect magnetically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to reintermediate. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user communities but our capability to productize. Without CAD, you will lack TQM. We realize that if you morph globally then you may also transition holistically. We will expedite the power of web-readiness to benchmark. Think sexy. Think world-class. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to embrace efficiently. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to transform strategically than to e-enable intuitively. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. We understand that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to monetize transparently. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely entirely true! Without well-chosen super-process management, architectures are forced to become transparent. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to synthesize iteravely. Think end-to-end. Think turn-key, virtual, blog-based, cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to implement wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic, resource-constrained, plug-and-play development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you harness mega-vertically then you may also whiteboard vertically. The research and development factor is sexy. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! The power to implement nano-virally leads to the aptitude to facilitate virtually. Think cyber-mega-cyber-efficient. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not visionary.