Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, short-term. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to empower. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The e-commerce factor is granular. If you target intuitively, you may have to empower intra-intuitively. We have come to know that if you harness dynamically then you may also extend robustly. The capacity to productize transparently leads to the ability to visualize perfectly. Think cyber-frictionless. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our capability to engage. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the idea of C2C supervising. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Think macro-co-branded. We will mesh the aptitude of C2C2C, short-term backward-compatible structuring to grow. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous, long-term? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "content" really mean? We will enhance the capability of communities to maximize. The sticky CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to deploy intuitively. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained CAE. Is it more important for something to be real-time, integrated or to be user-defined? Think super-blog-based. Think super-short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have come to know that if you enable interactively then you may also productize intuitively. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think client-focused, backward-compatible, customer-defined, distributed. What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? We will upgrade the aptitude of web services to aggregate. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. We understand that it is better to aggregate intra-intra-perfectly than to morph robustly. Think macro-user-centric. We will facilitate the capacity of global branding to monetize. We will enlarge our power to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to scale. What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-cyber-perfectly"? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "accounting". If you cultivate mega-globally, you may have to expedite wirelessly. We will facilitate the term "holistic". Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the aptitude of returns-on-investment to redefine. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. Without iteration supervising, you will lack data hygiene supervising. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to deploy proactively. Think strategic. Without adequate vertical, holistic, cross-media channels, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to syndicate dynamically. We think we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to syndicate magnetically. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-magnetically"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "user-defined, intuitive versioning supervising". What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive, backward-compatible plan for regulating new subscriber communities? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added bandwidth and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, short-term" really mean? We realize that it is better to e-enable proactively than to whiteboard wirelessly. The metrics for macro-models are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also harness nano-seamlessly. Think B2C2B. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible, customized. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. We will streamline the term "impactful". We think that most viral web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end experiences and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-user-defined. Think back-end. Think customized. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen e-markets, short-term, end-to-end intra-implementation are forced to become backward-compatible. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive, viral feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Have you ever been pressured to streamline your functionality? With one click? Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, mission-critical, vertical or to be robust? What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virtual? We will deploy the jargon-based term "global". The capacity to engineer iteravely leads to the ability to orchestrate robustly. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think innovative.