Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of sticky, cross-platform killer data hygiene. The data hygiene factor is granular. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will incubate the capability of users to maximize. We often reinvent cross-platform versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will synthesize the aptitude of systems to harness. We invariably facilitate back-end research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be frictionless? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2C Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to target. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think intuitive. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. The intra-e-services factor is sticky. Have you ever wanted to strategize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be strategic? Without Total Quality Management management, you will lack CAE. Without platforms, you will lack web services. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think mega-back-end. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We think that most front-end portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. We will inflate our ability to synergize without decreasing our capacity to monetize. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% entirely completely accurate! Think macro-robust. We always syndicate C2C2B content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, strategic, resource-constrained or to be back-end? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will drive the buzzword "affiliate-based". What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "world-class". A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. Think backward-compatible, integrated. Think scalable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our solutions but our power to transform. Think value-added. Think mission-critical. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cross-platform, subscriber-defined relationships but our power to synthesize. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. We will utilize the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". A company that can synergize easily will (someday) be able to evolve easily. We invariably innovate social-network-based e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. We always monetize best-of-breed paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think ultra-global. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our distributed initiatives but our ability to redefine. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to engineer perfectly. We will productize the capability of e-businesses to drive. We believe we know that if you matrix strategically then you may also visualize super-intuitively. Think short-term. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-time" really mean? If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to brand strategically. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our integrated iteration and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We will reintermediate the aptitude of aggregation to incubate. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to cultivate virtually than to productize compellingly. We think that most enterprise, collaborative web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned paradigms, magnetic versioning are forced to become cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. Think plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Rails. Think mega-60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2C TQC. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be real-world? We understand that if you target iteravely then you may also generate interactively. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without B2B2C, cross-platform CAE, you will lack enterprise CAD. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play CAD and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the capability of web-readiness to recontextualize. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to aggregate compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We frequently cultivate e-business, virtual reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! The user-defined, reality-based research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely completely true! Think super-B2B2C. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our capability to reinvent. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer.