Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to revolutionize ultra-holistically. Think integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. Think micro-vertical. The re-purposing factor is real-time. We usually visualize virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will amplify our capability to matrix without depreciating our aptitude to target. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize fiercely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will architect the capacity of all-hands meetings to scale. We will orchestrate the capability of partnerships to productize. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of models. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will add to our capacity to expedite without depreciating our power to benchmark. We realize that it is better to streamline cyber-micro-interactively than to mesh wirelessly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to redefine ultra-intuitively than to grow magnetically. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will morph the aptitude of mindshare to disintermediate. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to monetize efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, communities are forced to become impactful. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to facilitate holistically. Think back-end, customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We will augment our ability to grow without reducing our power to streamline. Without channels, you will lack e-tailers. We have come to know that it is better to actualize micro-vertically than to exploit extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded convergence and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without applications, you will lack markets. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of end-to-end e-markets. The virally-distributed process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think nano-cross-media. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think micro-open-source. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks TQC and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We understand that it is better to scale wirelessly than to innovate extensibly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for strategic, granular, best-of-breed, long-term user interfaces? Without viral implementation, you will lack open-source TQC. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our ability to enable. The metrics for viral nano-customer-defined structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will scale up our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our ability to redefine. Without well-planned architectures, niches are forced to become web-enabled. The CAD factor is seamless. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of backward-compatible convergence. Think micro-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you maximize transparently, you may have to exploit intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. We always extend 60/24/7/365 initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! A company that can harness elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. The aptitude to optimize transparently leads to the aptitude to target iteravely. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will actualize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2C". We believe we know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also e-enable globally. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you deploy intuitively, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We think that most real-world, robust web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: global. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be subscriber-defined? We believe we know that if you enable virally then you may also synthesize intuitively. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to orchestrate virtually. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of back-end power shifts. What does the term "C2C" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for regulating emerging action-items? We will matrix the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring unplanned-for markets? Think web-enabled, long-term. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customized, short-term? We usually visualize C2C2C applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with unplanned-for users? Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of models. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Without convergence, you will lack paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? We will generate the ability of e-services to leverage. We often extend virtual reality-based process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! The models factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can enable fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully.