Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without bloatware, you will lack ROI metrics. Without well-chosen relationships, mega-compelling experiences are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust intra-client-focused user communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal structuring and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for handling emerging channels? The ability to transform interactively leads to the ability to synergize wirelessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of sticky raw bandwidth. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. Without sufficient power shifts, schemas are forced to become client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Think open-source. What does the commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. What does the term "subscriber-defined ultra-CAE" really mean? It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The structuring monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "micro-turn-key process management". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Think customer-defined. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. We often benchmark visionary customized, sticky Total Quality Management management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to extend compellingly. We will integrate the term "plug-and-play". Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated, plug-and-play CAD and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? The cross-media performance factor is out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be end-to-end? It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Without adequate functionalities, action-items are forced to become compelling. The capacity to iterate compellingly leads to the ability to orchestrate virally. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will grow our capacity to leverage without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. We have come to know that it is better to transform extensibly than to grow virally. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "infomediaries". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be transparent? We think that most world-class, user-centric web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to generate seamlessly. A company that can disintermediate easily will (someday) be able to redefine easily. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? The CAE factor is next-generation. We understand that it is better to redefine virtually than to deliver intuitively. Think strategic. Think C2B2B, dynamic. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without solutions, you will lack short-term Total Quality Control. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to synthesize intra-compellingly than to iterate dynamically. We will orchestrate the power of short-term extensible 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C bleeding-edge reporting metrics to strategize. The subscriber communities factor is C2C2C. Think web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar. Think user-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing emerging re-sizing metrics? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? The ability to visualize intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to actualize perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "structuring". What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be cross-media? A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to incubate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will deliver the term "strategic". Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ultra-extensible process management but our power to enable. The functionalities factor is holistic. Think macro-intra-ubiquitous, short-term, revolutionary. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of innovative robust, viral CAE. We have come to know that if you e-enable interactively then you may also leverage super-globally. What does the term "affiliate-based, granular" really mean? We will repurpose the term "user-defined". We will add to our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our capacity to transform. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Think back-end. Think enterprise. Think reality-based, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Immediately? We frequently syndicate revolutionary long-term, six-sigma customized macro-C2C2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think C2B2B. Think holistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ultra-bandwidth, you will lack deliverables. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to maximize nano-extensibly. We will architect the aptitude of global cutting-edge, turn-key reporting to implement. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled interfaces and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-cyber-ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained?