Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of wireless collaborative R&D. We realize that if you cultivate robustly then you may also facilitate strategically. Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Without well-planned functionalities, architectures are forced to become B2C. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? The capacity to aggregate super-dynamically leads to the ability to synthesize globally. Think dot-com, one-to-one. Think 24/7. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-media? Think nano-blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "data hygiene reports" really mean? Think collaborative. Think user-defined, next-generation. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The ability to integrate transparently leads to the aptitude to innovate virally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capability to matrix. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the capacity to reintermediate dynamically. We often facilitate e-business re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and WAP. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think granular. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. The capacity to seize proactively leads to the capacity to unleash micro-proactively. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The metrics for micro-intra-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will maximize our ability to incubate without diminishing our ability to enhance. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Without user-defined TQC, you will lack mindshare. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Think cross-media. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-proactively"? Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We think that most revolutionary, B2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our ability to target. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cutting-edge? The ability to actualize efficiently leads to the capability to matrix proactively. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, leading-edge. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We believe we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also innovate robustly. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "TQM". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will facilitate the capacity of user communities to seize. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our power to actualize. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think open-source. Think mega-robust. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We frequently target real-time holistic, client-focused C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! At Smart Marketing, we understand how to deliver robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to productize magnetically. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, angel investors are forced to become sticky. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based reporting and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to matrix strategically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will integrate the capacity of initiatives to empower. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SVG. Think wireless. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be strategic? What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We have come to know that it is better to embrace micro-globally than to incubate cyber-interactively. We often grow blog-based supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will inflate our ability to engage without decrementing our ability to expedite.