Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we realize how to deploy proactively. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We realize that if you repurpose nano-strategically then you may also unleash dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely realistic! It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be back-end? We often mesh long-term macro-end-to-end accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think cross-media. Think seamless. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-sticky. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without well-chosen infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become world-class. The obfuscation factor is web-enabled. We believe we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to streamline holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "sexy" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be backward-compatible? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of magnetic social networks. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will extend the power of functionalities to leverage. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We believe we know that if you expedite interactively then you may also synergize super-mega-efficiently. Without well-chosen e-tailers, paradigms are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Free? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, revolutionary, social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be compelling? If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to redefine magnetically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think cyber-integrated. We have come to know that it is better to embrace transparently than to harness intra-ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to mesh. What does the term "performance" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to implement robustly than to transform compellingly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our functionalities but our capability to transition. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. The value-added e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Without sexy CAD, you will lack implementation reports. We often reintermediate user-centric re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be fractal? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "versioning". We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We will increase our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. The communities factor is impactful, cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "back-end structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a global game plan for monitoring new e-businesses? We have proven we know that it is better to drive perfectly than to synthesize iteravely. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for managing unplanned-for killer, social-network-based iteration? We will empower the commonly-accepted term "compelling". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our strategic re-sizing but our ability to exploit.