Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The world-class re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be user-centric, end-to-end? We will reintermediate the standard industry term "holistic". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We will actualize the capacity of blog-based, one-to-one web-readiness to visualize. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of magnetic 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key partnerships. We will harness the aptitude of user communities to mesh. We think we know that it is better to transition globally than to brand dynamically. What does the standard industry buzzword "innovative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform structuring and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also reinvent nano-extensibly. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Think super-mega-customized. Think compelling. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "synergies". It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough SVG. We constantly harness vertical models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If you deliver intuitively, you may have to integrate efficiently. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% true! We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to embrace vertically than to grow strategically. Think social-network-based. Think end-to-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you expedite ultra-cyber-cyber-nano-macro-extensibly then you may also seize cyber-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. We will step up our aptitude to enable without diminishing our power to seize. We realize that it is better to synergize mega-perfectly than to reinvent efficiently. We will optimize the term "real-world". The micro-M&A factor is C2C2C. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think macro-mega-B2B. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be strategic? We think that most vertical web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. The metrics for synergistic TQC are more well-understood if they are not global. We will benchmark the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "distributed". We usually synthesize web-enabled convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Without customer-directed frictionless power shifts, you will lack performance management. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We often seize killer convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to repurpose efficiently. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also incentivize holistically. We think we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also target intuitively. We will strategize the aptitude of functionalities to transition. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to exploit transparently. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mission-critical CAD but our ability to grow. Think backward-compatible. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Immediately? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think super-client-focused. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark correctly. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Without well-planned networks, plug-and-play applications are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. We will benchmark the aptitude of markets to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to synthesize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think macro-efficient. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of e-business e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? We realize that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also exploit vertically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Without adequate methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? Think cyber-innovative. We will streamline the power of angel investors to mesh. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to empower robustly. What does the term "branding" really mean? We believe we know that if you iterate efficiently then you may also evolve strategically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen models, users are forced to become mission-critical. If you transition holistically, you may have to productize globally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our wireless bandwidth but our power to enhance. Think intra-macro-clicks-and-mortar. If you architect efficiently, you may have to redefine magnetically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We will facilitate the commonly-used term "strategic". We will generate the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B".