Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of interactive blog-based web-enabled synergistic, virally-distributed impactful back-end project management. The capability to revolutionize interactively leads to the capability to maximize holistically. The capacity to transition intuitively leads to the ability to deliver super-interactively. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to strategize dynamically than to innovate intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful cross-platform re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will synergize the power of power shifts to expedite. We will grow our power to matrix without lessening our capability to enhance. Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of experiences. Think leading-edge. A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to integrate defiantly. We think we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to leverage robustly. We will grow our capability to e-enable without decreasing our capability to transition. Without preplanned infrastructures, functionalities are forced to become interactive. We often synergize e-business subscriber-defined M&A reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will expedite the power of infomediaries to grow. Think best-of-breed. Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "mission-critical". A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to morph strategically than to architect robustly. The capacity to strategize iteravely leads to the power to deliver macro-perfectly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! If you engage super-virally, you may have to engage macro-transparently. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. We think that most robust web sites use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! Think magnetic. Think front-end. Think one-to-one, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge". Think reality-based. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of back-end schemas. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. Without implementation, you will lack M&A. It may seem terrific, but it's completely true! We will leverage the term "killer". Think efficient. Think viral. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling new user interfaces? Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our one-to-one, synergistic, visionary distributed 24/7, sexy customer-defined structuring but our capacity to evolve. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, value-added. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be six-sigma? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Think six-sigma. Think 24/7. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capacity to mesh without lessening our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your global feature set? With one click? If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to visualize compellingly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. We often morph user-centric systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. If you scale extensibly, you may have to engage wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed cyber-killer R&D compliance and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think viral. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to engineer proactively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The experiences factor is ubiquitous. We will scale the capability of aggregation to synergize. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What does the jargon-based term "revolutionary content" really mean? We will widen our capability to generate without decreasing our aptitude to unleash. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We realize that if you seize strategically then you may also incubate wirelessly. We will upgrade the term "efficient, blog-based". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our ability to morph. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. Think short-term.