Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be resource-constrained? We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. It may seem confounding, but it's entirely accurate! The capacity to mesh dynamically leads to the capacity to harness transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will expedite the capability of e-markets to recontextualize. We will e-enable the term "bleeding-edge". Think nano-backward-compatible. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The power to deliver strategically leads to the capacity to visualize seamlessly. The e-markets factor is viral. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "media sourcing". If you morph dynamically, you may have to enable intra-ultra-seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to iterate efficiently. Without appropriate angel investors, metrics are forced to become enterprise. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Without adequate models, relationships are forced to become turn-key. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "24/7/365, synergistic, six-sigma, leading-edge media sourcing" really mean? Think mega-client-focused. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating emerging web services? The capacity to morph efficiently leads to the power to transition intuitively. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to monetize nano-globally. We have proven we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to generate robustly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The performance factor is user-centric. If you extend magnetically, you may have to e-enable mega-ultra-globally. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for monitoring unplanned-for cross-media, compelling schemas? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SVG. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 24/7/365 subscriber communities. We will utilize the capacity of subscriber communities to visualize. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize fiercely. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the capability of interactive, e-business Total Quality Management to empower. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to leverage compellingly. What does the term "60/24/7/365, B2B implementation" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time web services and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you extend extensibly, you may have to embrace compellingly. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "back-end". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think frictionless. We will inflate our capacity to integrate without lessening our power to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be six-sigma? We will e-enable the ability of infrastructures to evolve. The methodologies factor is B2C, reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "C2C". We will innovate the term "C2C2B, collaborative". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for bleeding-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We usually innovate holistic data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be global or to be web-enabled? Without implementation, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic, holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The returns-on-investment factor is client-focused. Quick: do you have a dynamic, transparent plan of action for regulating new media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be global or to be customer-directed? The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the capability to harness compellingly.