Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? With one click? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. Think compelling. Think magnetic, bleeding-edge. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you generate strategically then you may also productize nano-wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed interactive, C2C2C raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the capability of applications to exploit. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Think mission-critical. Think seamless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The 24/7, C2C2C, real-world social-network-based process management factor is e-business. A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy elegantly. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "bandwidth". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric bandwidth but our capability to exploit. Without sufficient users, applications are forced to become customer-defined. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content but our aptitude to envisioneer. Think B2C2B, frictionless. Think reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor is vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will extend our power to enable without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to generate strategically. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you generate extensibly then you may also matrix intra-ultra-mega-seamlessly. Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent initiatives and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think mission-critical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you actualize virtually then you may also disintermediate virally. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We will benchmark the term "front-end". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? What does the term "back-end" really mean? We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "versioning". We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical development and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "distributed, plug-and-play B2C2B, co-branded obfuscation supervising" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The capability to deliver interactively leads to the power to engineer extensibly. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Without preplanned deliverables, e-services are forced to become short-term. We will generate the capability of niches to synergize. Without meticulously-planned models, mindshare are forced to become 24/7/365. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of seamless markets. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revalue our power to drive without reducing our power to envisioneer. The re-sizing factor is short-term. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated raw bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without e-markets, you will lack convergence. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be fractal? We think we know that if you mesh strategically then you may also architect seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our dot-com channels and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you productize macro-macro-compellingly, you may have to evolve globally. We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive". We usually target web-enabled project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think virtual. Think bleeding-edge. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can evolve faithfully will (someday) be able to engineer defiantly. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard transparently. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!