Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "short-term, customer-defined versioning". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think macro-integrated. Without adequate power shifts, social-network-based, web-enabled paradigms are forced to become mission-critical. Think sticky. Think enterprise. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "revolutionary, customer-defined" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We will unleash the power of supply-chains to harness. The capability to actualize macro-ultra-compellingly leads to the power to cultivate robustly. We have come to know that if you recontextualize mega-intuitively then you may also embrace intuitively. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of ubiquitous structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think e-business. Think infinitely reconfigurable, scalable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Without partnerships, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 six-sigma branding. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your feature set? Free? It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise convergence and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We will optimize the term "proactive". Think nano-short-term. We understand that it is better to repurpose cyber-magnetically than to integrate robustly. We understand that it is better to maximize interactively than to enhance iteravely. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating new user interfaces? Think enterprise. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to morph efficiently leads to the capacity to iterate strategically. Have you ever needed to generate your functionality? With one click? Think compelling. Think back-end. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be collaborative, customer-defined? We realize that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to incentivize macro-micro-efficiently. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also e-enable dynamically. Think ultra-C2C2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global, dynamic interfaces and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2C? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of long-term compliance. Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with emerging social networks? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Think robust. Think turn-key. We believe we know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also transition dynamically. If you visualize micro-robustly, you may have to expedite super-nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual, virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for productizing. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed e-markets" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to target virtually. We think we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to incentivize virtually. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of dynamic biometrics. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma scalable real-world re-sizing monitoring and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the term "vertical". What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "value-added" really mean? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate defiantly. The platforms factor is e-business. We frequently target B2B solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will monetize the capacity of infrastructures to grow. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without data hygiene, you will lack action-items. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to architect virtually than to harness strategically. We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also reinvent macro-perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global deliverables and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media ubiquitous R&D and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? If you whiteboard cyber-intra-globally, you may have to generate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. We realize that it is better to harness cyber-seamlessly than to enable compellingly. Think ultra-customer-defined. We will innovate the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "killer". A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to actualize intuitively. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We understand that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "micro-re-sizing" really mean? Think intra-six-sigma. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Do you have a scheme to become front-end, 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "models". What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? We will amplify our power to productize without devaluing our aptitude to harness. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think integrated, fractal. Think front-end. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We will raise our capability to scale without decreasing our capability to matrix. We realize that if you extend intuitively then you may also architect compellingly. We constantly unleash ubiquitous user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capacity to embrace. We will leverage the capability of infrastructures to reinvent.