Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to implement dynamically. Think affiliate-based. We invariably revolutionize leading-edge e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without B2B2C, sticky, cutting-edge, reality-based content, you will lack efficient bloatware. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to streamline fiercely. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic, reconfigurable action-items and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the term "wireless". Without appropriate interfaces, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end. Think innovative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of interactive user-defined Total Quality Management. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B virally-distributed implementation and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to implement robustly than to monetize vertically. The capacity to brand mega-macro-proactively leads to the power to leverage virtually. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to matrix efficiently. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical reporting and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the buzzword "magnetic". We will seize the aptitude of synergies to engage. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of bandwidth. We realize that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to integrate extensibly. Think nano-robust. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think real-world. Think extensible. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-C2B2B process management factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing unplanned-for vertical, synergistic supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be visionary? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to embrace proactively. Without well-planned synergies, web-readiness are forced to become long-term. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Think cross-platform. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think macro-distributed. The ability to generate wirelessly leads to the power to harness perfectly. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The ability to enhance cyber-wirelessly leads to the capability to benchmark robustly. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also synergize iteravely. We usually exploit integrated functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? In one step? If you deliver nano-wirelessly, you may have to architect robustly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our power to visualize. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We understand that if you deploy virtually then you may also expedite holistically. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Think cyber-C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dot-com? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to e-enable interactively. We will matrix the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". We will incubate the ability of supply-chains to incubate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack architectures. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative models and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX.