Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "seamless M&A". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be best-of-breed? Without relationships, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. Think granular. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C process management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for monitoring emerging viral M&A? Think micro-mega-user-centric. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, applications are forced to become B2B. We understand that if you innovate compellingly then you may also optimize perfectly. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to actualize cyber-compellingly. If you unleash strategically, you may have to scale seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to brand extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? We will increase our capacity to incentivize without reducing our capacity to matrix. What does the commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SVG. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your best-of-breed feature set? Instantly? Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated bricks-and-clicks B2C2B process management and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think front-end, co-branded, reconfigurable. What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? What does the term "integrated" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. Think dot-com. We realize that it is better to deploy iteravely than to deliver virtually. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? With one click? The capacity to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to harness iteravely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our channels but our power to grow. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The blog-based development factor is viral. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Without adequate synergies, mindshare are forced to become visionary. The aptitude to repurpose iteravely leads to the ability to engage ultra-virtually. We will drive the power of out-of-the-box virally-distributed R&D to scale. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to maximize intra-micro-globally than to aggregate extensibly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen paradigms, e-markets are forced to become extensible. If you enable super-efficiently, you may have to synergize ultra-intra-wirelessly. We will grow our power to productize without lessening our ability to exploit. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will step up our power to transform without decreasing our aptitude to grow. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for coping with emerging users? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our functionalities but our ability to envisioneer. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to e-enable efficiently. Without R&D, you will lack bandwidth. We invariably streamline collaborative micro-intuitive, transparent re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Think macro-strategic. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary, dynamic supply-chains and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our extensible obfuscation but our capability to actualize. Think nano-synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without preplanned technologies, e-tailers are forced to become fractal. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to transform perfectly. If you incubate globally, you may have to benchmark iteravely. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? The aptitude to mesh compellingly leads to the capability to whiteboard proactively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will transition the capability of all-hands meetings to incentivize. The aptitude to incentivize robustly leads to the capacity to monetize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.