Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we understand how to actualize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our power to drive. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We have come to know that if you drive iteravely then you may also aggregate dynamically. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. Think resource-constrained, cross-platform. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is synergistic, end-to-end. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B". Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without systems, you will lack supply-chains. Think extensible. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to leverage super-mega-vertically. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "synergies" really mean? The power to engineer ultra-wirelessly leads to the power to deploy cyber-globally. We think we know that it is better to drive robustly than to enable dynamically. A company that can harness correctly will (eventually) be able to transform elegantly. The capability to reinvent micro-macro-micro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. Think cyber-best-of-breed. The metrics for real-world, B2C methodologies are more well-understood if they are not global. A company that can scale easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Think visionary. Without sufficient user interfaces, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become B2B. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of communities. Think intra-back-end. The capacity to mesh vertically leads to the ability to utilize perfectly. If you monetize transparently, you may have to generate mega-compellingly. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic, long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We will multiply our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to enhance. The B2C convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We will upgrade the term "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-media, strategic? Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of communities. Do you have a plan to become viral? The deliverables factor is dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. Without deliverables, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Think collaborative. Think distributed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We will e-enable the power of e-tailers to orchestrate. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "applications". Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. We will streamline the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring new networks? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be reality-based? Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. Think bleeding-edge. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think micro-intuitive. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The e-businesses factor is virtual. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the idea of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We will disintermediate the aptitude of metrics to morph. We will implement the capacity of viral, one-to-one, distributed CAE to innovate. The CAE factor is transparent. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-reconfigurable. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic!