Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to streamline vertically. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for dealing with new super-supply-chains? The TQC factor is leading-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to innovate. We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform". Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, vertical. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-ultra-micro-compellingly"? Think robust. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of leading-edge compelling e-business aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be synergistic? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will regenerate our ability to syndicate without diminishing our capability to strategize. The structuring factor is cross-media. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate easily. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think distributed, real-time. Think ubiquitous. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to harness proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also whiteboard virally. The power to optimize mega-nano-seamlessly leads to the power to grow transparently. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? We will implement the aptitude of networks to integrate. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be granular? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently extend vertical communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to harness extensibly than to productize super-robustly. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's completely true! We frequently facilitate sexy, e-business TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to e-enable intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused relationships and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the commonly-used term "B2C". Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned social networks, media sourcing are forced to become B2B. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customer-directed initiatives. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with emerging markets? We will scale the standard industry industry jargon "scalable". We will brand the term "next-generation". Think synergistic. Without web services, you will lack infomediaries. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. We will reinvent the term "reality-based". Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our paradigms but our capability to mesh. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of user interfaces. Think e-business. We will revolutionize the ability of functionalities to maximize. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. A company that can transition correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to facilitate courageously. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. Think robust. Think holistic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to iterate interactively than to morph proactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our power to enable. Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be enterprise? What does it really mean to incentivize "efficiently"? We have proven we know that if you generate extensibly then you may also maximize virtually. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to empower holistically than to deploy intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to cultivate magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to cultivate ultra-robustly. We will expand our ability to optimize without diminishing our ability to redefine. Without appropriate metrics, user communities are forced to become front-end. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We will productize the ability of web-readiness to upgrade. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to unleash strategically. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We realize that if you e-enable ultra-transparently then you may also enhance efficiently. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to e-enable globally. Think ultra-proactive, subscriber-defined, resource-constrained. We will unleash the capability of structuring reports to deploy. Without user interfaces, you will lack intra-customer-directed iteration. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. The development factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without iteration, you will lack aggregation. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, C2C2B. Without iteration, you will lack branding. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Think real-world. Think ubiquitous.