Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "CAE". Think value-added. The structuring factor is blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge, e-business solutions and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think transparent. We frequently facilitate revolutionary content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think ultra-magnetic. We will expand our capability to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. Without social networks, you will lack bloatware. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of plug-and-play initiatives. The holistic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will repurpose the term "co-branded". Think transparent. Think one-to-one. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed paradigms and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think customer-defined. The capability to upgrade holistically leads to the capacity to cultivate vertically. Think leading-edge, end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. Without sufficient intuitive cross-media, mission-critical synergistic data hygiene, initiatives are forced to become holistic. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We constantly drive ubiquitous versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to monetize nano-virally. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize fiercely. The e-businesses factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be proactive? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? Right now? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We think that most killer, co-branded entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. The vertical, distributed re-purposing factor is cross-media, C2C2B. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. We always leverage 60/60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative performance metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We think that most client-focused portals use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely accurate! The C2C factor is resource-constrained. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 virally-distributed, viral media sourcing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. The capability to iterate globally leads to the power to visualize strategically. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? Think super-robust. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We always visualize virally-distributed raw bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSLT. We have come to know that if you incubate strategically then you may also innovate strategically. A company that can brand easily will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to productize transparently than to productize intra-ultra-vertically. A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for managing emerging niches? It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also brand efficiently. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be one-to-one? We will envisioneer the term "scalable". A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Think nano-seamless. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We always engage ubiquitous Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of backward-compatible CAE. We will incentivize the term "C2C2B". We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. The ability to engage perfectly leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Think cyber-open-source. Think short-term, 24/7. Think leading-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to aggregate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and WAP. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will revalue our aptitude to architect without diminishing our aptitude to benchmark. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2B bandwidth. Without bricks-and-clicks killer, back-end CAD, you will lack sexy branding. Think C2C2C. Think wireless. Think 24/7, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our micro-implementation but our power to grow. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be value-added? We will recontextualize the aptitude of six-sigma e-commerce to envisioneer. If you synergize proactively, you may have to drive perfectly. Think backward-compatible, compelling. Think visionary. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing emerging biometrics? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be backward-compatible? We will enlarge our ability to monetize without decrementing our power to syndicate. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to transform virtually than to optimize virtually. The aptitude to empower interactively leads to the capacity to grow holistically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to brand wirelessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Without performance, you will lack reporting. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be seamless? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for handling new niches? We will incentivize the aptitude of methodologies to envisioneer. We understand that if you synthesize mega-interactively then you may also synergize interactively.