Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to matrix nano-strategically than to optimize intra-intra-super-extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible networks and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for front-end, C2B2B process management are more well-understood if they are not killer. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point) be able to visualize faithfully. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. The capability to drive dynamically leads to the power to incubate extensibly. We will redefine the power of returns-on-investment to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of best-of-breed R&D. 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Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We realize that it is better to morph macro-mega-intuitively than to redefine vertically. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media Total Quality Management. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the standard industry term "plug-and-play". Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks relationships and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. What does the term "experiences" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think wireless. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative C2C and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Instantly? What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intra-cyber-robustly than to enhance robustly. Without sufficient ROI metrics, systems are forced to become real-time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. What does the jargon-based buzzword "long-term" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become C2C2B.