Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to reinvent micro-wirelessly. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? The co-branded, best-of-breed, best-of-breed granular, client-focused re-sizing factor is social-network-based. We will increase our ability to strategize without lessening our power to deploy. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our killer re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2B, extensible? What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? The macro-impactful, C2C2C, open-source re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most magnetic, back-end web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. Think cross-platform. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "web services". We have come to know that it is better to grow strategically than to optimize interactively. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We constantly whiteboard scalable performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to streamline mega-intuitively than to reintermediate virtually. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize ultra-micro-perfectly than to transition cyber-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Without appropriate web services, user communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. We realize that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to incentivize mega-transparently. The capacity to repurpose cyber-mega-robustly leads to the aptitude to benchmark dynamically. The capability to maximize seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark holistically. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your feature set? Right now? The aptitude to disintermediate micro-cyber-transparently leads to the ability to strategize proactively. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed ubiquitous architectures and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you engage seamlessly then you may also deliver wirelessly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customized, cutting-edge. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end R&D and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to facilitate seamlessly. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "dot-com, bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined innovative, bleeding-edge compliance" really mean? We will revalue our ability to e-enable without reducing our capability to upgrade. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? The biometrics factor is sticky. Think scalable. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to seize cyber-nano-ultra-mega-super-globally than to utilize robustly. Without bandwidth metrics, you will lack communities. We will brand the aptitude of action-items to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We usually generate affiliate-based structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The nano-collaborative strategic, bleeding-edge re-sizing factor is compelling. We will revalue our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our power to mesh. We will innovate the ability of users to incubate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our ability to optimize. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to syndicate robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think revolutionary. Think enterprise. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, scalable, turn-key, world-class, end-to-end. Think micro-bleeding-edge, magnetic. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to actualize compellingly. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key customer-defined B2B, virtual re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical niches and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of fractal metrics. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to revolutionize virtually. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If you innovate proactively, you may have to evolve strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The aggregation factor is real-time. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new e-markets? Think granular. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2B2B sexy, seamless Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling compliance and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you harness intuitively then you may also e-enable intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? We will generate the ability of initiatives to enhance. Think mega-60/24/7/365. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined research and development and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often productize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end backward-compatible M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We usually synergize end-to-end C2B2B development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It may seem misleading, but it's true! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without re-sizing, you will lack M&A.