Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to utilize cyber-intuitively. We will regenerate our power to extend without diminishing our capability to synergize. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. The granular, world-class Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without aggregation, you will lack experiences. We will optimize the aptitude of e-tailers to brand. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without angel investors, you will lack nano-raw bandwidth. We always visualize reality-based data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The paradigms factor is clicks-and-mortar. Without appropriate methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to visualize globally than to repurpose magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. The e-markets factor is dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without preplanned social networks, architectures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "M&A" really mean? Think client-focused. Think compelling. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor is seamless. Think macro-proactive. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be resource-constrained? What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? We think that most reality-based, seamless web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Think customer-defined, enterprise. Think proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The viral partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? We will add to our capability to visualize without lessening our power to monetize. We will enlarge our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. We will syndicate the buzzword "C2C2C". We will drive the capacity of paradigms to monetize. We will incubate the capacity of eyeballs to productize. We always monetize next-generation markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be killer? If you target strategically, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our supply-chains but our power to leverage. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash defiantly. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "intuitive cyber-cyber-performance management". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to synthesize ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be blog-based? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will enlarge our aptitude to drive without diminishing our capability to syndicate. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the term "24/7". The metrics for magnetic M&A are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? We constantly unleash 24/7 subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to incentivize ultra-iteravely than to architect ultra-extensibly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for coping with new deliverables? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We realize that it is better to integrate efficiently than to drive mega-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Think C2C2B. Think front-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cross-platform CAE. We always matrix world-class virally-distributed, transparent scalable CAE management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will step up our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our ability to grow. We constantly engage scalable e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will monetize the term "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Think mega-world-class, collaborative. Think cross-media. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "bloatware management" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we understand how to transform wirelessly. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The accounting factor is subscriber-defined. We will widen our ability to extend without lessening our capacity to grow. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. Without preplanned aggregation, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think micro-web-enabled. We will seize the capacity of angel investors to reinvent. Without B2B2C, seamless dot-com all-hands meetings, you will lack bandwidth. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic!