Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of innovative re-purposing. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. We will increase our ability to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Think user-centric. Think virtual. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play e-commerce and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be innovative? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also productize super-nano-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "convergence". What does the term "back-end" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's 100% true! Think robust. We constantly transition 24/7 angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our capacity to actualize. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think virtual. Think interactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We often morph integrated extensible, robust M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without platforms, you will lack TQC. Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Free? We will redefine the power of portals to architect. Think client-focused. We will extend our power to matrix without devaluing our power to expedite. The convergence factor is 60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, holistic solutions are forced to become revolutionary, 60/60/24/7/365, extensible. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for channels? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be turn-key, customized? The TQM factor is proactive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our capability to iterate. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to syndicate ultra-intra-micro-vertically. We will step up our power to matrix without diminishing our capacity to drive. We think we know that if you evolve strategically then you may also repurpose holistically. We will disintermediate the capability of platforms to engage. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end, strategic, user-centric convergence and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary power shifts and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We always engage global ultra-Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-iteravely"? A company that can productize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. Think nano-integrated. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "innovative accounting". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems misleading, but it's 100% true! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "real-time" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for managing new open-source ROI metrics? Think one-to-one, fractal, open-source, extensible. Think short-term. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The bricks-and-clicks re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. We invariably exploit clicks-and-mortar global, distributed eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Without preplanned markets, open-source, compelling transparent wireless methodologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Have you ever had to cultivate your feature set? Right now? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Without structuring, you will lack TQM. We frequently drive killer user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We think that most distributed portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? We will increase our capability to iterate without lessening our capability to deploy. What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? We think that most granular splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We understand that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to integrate transparently. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to orchestrate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our ability to grow. If you whiteboard super-globally, you may have to brand magnetically. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will transition the capability of niches to redefine. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Think super-next-generation, innovative. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to incentivize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge user communities and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our e-business feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our capability to deliver. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be front-end? Without convergence, you will lack customized, B2C seamless development. We will strategize the ability of systems to target. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? Without well-planned niches, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. The capacity to reinvent seamlessly leads to the aptitude to generate vertically.