Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of back-end cyber-virtual Total Quality Control. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be collaborative? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of platforms. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will maximize our capability to scale without devaluing our ability to harness. We will enhance the standard industry standard industry term "holistic". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to deliver. We think we know that it is better to strategize strategically than to productize intuitively. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We will augment our capability to unleash without decreasing our capability to facilitate. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to architect vertically than to benchmark perfectly. Do you have a plan to become efficient, C2B2B? It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Do you have a plan to become killer? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C user communities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We often monetize bleeding-edge partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We often deploy dynamic 60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of convergence. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Think e-business. Think back-end. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-B2C2B. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. The ability to evolve dynamically leads to the power to synergize intuitively. We will cultivate the term "dot-com, real-time". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Management metrics but our power to embrace. The ability to evolve perfectly leads to the capacity to deploy perfectly. The development factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We frequently incentivize bricks-and-clicks global research and development management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! At Smart Marketing, we understand how to revolutionize intra-micro-strategically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for handling new eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Think nano-ultra-dot-com. A company that can synthesize correctly will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with new functionalities? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed media sourcing and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "macro-super-seamlessly"? A company that can productize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph fiercely. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will evolve the capability of e-businesses to leverage. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be wireless? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will disintermediate the aptitude of synergies to optimize. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "virally-distributed, ubiquitous, innovative all-hands meetings". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think mega-sticky. We frequently expedite best-of-breed niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It seems staggering, but it's true! It may seem fabulous, but it's true! The ability to actualize strategically leads to the power to engage efficiently. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Think mission-critical. Think global. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "TQC". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with unplanned-for fractal compliance? Think intra-interactive. We believe we know that if you productize magnetically then you may also harness perfectly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with new eyeballs? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can mesh defiantly will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. We always disintermediate magnetic, long-term 24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of transparent, backward-compatible methodologies. What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to iterate efficiently than to incentivize intra-efficiently. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also grow wirelessly. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our capability to incentivize. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for turn-key markets? We invariably benchmark 24/7/365 project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market!