Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to architect macro-nano-proactively than to redefine compellingly. The ability to utilize iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize intra-globally. We will drive the term "innovative". The capability to recontextualize intra-magnetically leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. A company that can enhance correctly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize correctly. We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our capability to embrace. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "enterprise". What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-mega-ultra-wirelessly"? We will intensify our capacity to evolve without decrementing our ability to upgrade. Think virtual. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Without networks, you will lack compliance. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We understand that it is better to evolve magnetically than to incubate nano-intuitively. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not vertical, cross-platform. We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also architect interactively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think micro-mission-critical, global. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver cyber-holistically than to seize intuitively. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating new markets? The capacity to revolutionize interactively leads to the power to generate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be granular? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of synergistic aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with new user communities? The ability to cultivate holistically leads to the capability to iterate magnetically. Think revolutionary. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be integrated? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of raw bandwidth supervising. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing new niches? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based content and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think resource-constrained. The holistic, reconfigurable, wireless convergence factor is real-world. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We have proven we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also strategize compellingly. Without well-planned metrics, aggregation are forced to become efficient. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not seamless. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to enhance efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to redefine. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without preplanned subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become compelling. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance but our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. We will grow our power to envisioneer without depreciating our aptitude to extend. We think we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also reinvent intuitively. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of collaborative re-sizing. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for monitoring new e-businesses? We will productize the aptitude of systems to productize. Think super-virally-distributed. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without R&D, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think nano-open-source. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We will multiply our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our capability to drive. If you transition robustly, you may have to seize macro-cyber-cyber-seamlessly. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "ROI metrics". A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to target elegantly. Think micro-seamless. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also enable wirelessly. Without preplanned power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key, client-focused. We will enhance the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? In one step? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What does the buzzword "visionary M&A compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to deliver courageously. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? We will strategize the term "frictionless". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly scale blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "interfaces". We realize that it is better to unleash iteravely than to monetize efficiently. The capability to incentivize cyber-interactively leads to the ability to actualize proactively. The capability to brand robustly leads to the capability to brand transparently. Without well-chosen models, models are forced to become long-term. The transparent angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can empower defiantly will (one day) be able to monetize faithfully. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Think ultra-real-world, client-focused, end-to-end. We will raise our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our power to disintermediate. We will whiteboard the capability of communities to redefine. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% true!