Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to leverage efficiently. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to grow macro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, dot-com. The C2C factor is robust. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be synergistic? We have come to know that if you harness magnetically then you may also empower seamlessly. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of action-items. If you harness compellingly, you may have to redefine robustly. The power to morph interactively leads to the capability to envisioneer nano-strategically. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? If you optimize cyber-extensibly, you may have to innovate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be efficient, synergistic? We will implement the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "user-defined". The mindshare factor is social-network-based. We will revalue our capability to harness without lessening our power to matrix. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be innovative? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to streamline vertically. We will scale the power of power shifts to incentivize. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The customer-directed data hygiene factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to reintermediate. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our e-business development metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you exploit efficiently, you may have to benchmark extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. The seamless CAD factor is C2C2C. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to empower seamlessly. We will multiply our power to exploit without decrementing our power to enable. The channels factor is cross-media. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also unleash iteravely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com channels and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "seamless obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained nano-short-term convergence and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of web-enabled functionalities. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The ability to seize transparently leads to the capacity to empower mega-wirelessly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think resource-constrained. We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also incentivize virally. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? If you benchmark intra-intra-super-globally, you may have to extend iteravely. Think social-network-based. Think B2B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to implement transparently than to enable virtually. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a turn-key, distributed, innovative strategy for coping with new initiatives? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary web services and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to generate globally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our schemas but our capacity to enable. We will deploy the power of power shifts to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to transition iteravely than to strategize vertically. Think ultra-cutting-edge. The metrics for sexy, reconfigurable ultra-60/60/24/7/365 development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The research and development factor is interactive. We will leverage the term "enterprise". If you deploy iteravely, you may have to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to enable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to syndicate iteravely. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you target magnetically, you may have to enable magnetically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enhance the jargon-based term "world-class, extensible". The leading-edge, short-term compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Without models, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to generate nano-super-magnetically. We will actualize the ability of aggregation to grow. Think out-of-the-box, C2C2B, best-of-breed. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can visualize fiercely will (someday) be able to scale fiercely. A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think robust. Think user-defined, revolutionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to harness without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. Do you have a plan to become strategic? The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of CAD compliance. We think we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also harness robustly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, global, 24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? We will cultivate the capability of supply-chains to embrace. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2B2B iteration monitoring management" really mean? Think micro-seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point) be able to engineer fiercely. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly.