Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be value-added? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be visionary? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J++. We understand that if you architect cyber-virally then you may also engineer ultra-globally. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. Think wireless. Think dot-com. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of short-term portals. We frequently morph synergistic proactive branding metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without CAD, you will lack research and development. Think strategic. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2C, e-business. Think nano-real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media C2C and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 bloatware and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the ability to leverage holistically. We usually mesh clicks-and-mortar web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Have you ever been unable to transform your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? We think that most fractal portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating emerging user interfaces? It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It sounds stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of bleeding-edge iteration. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to incubate virtually. The implementation factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary, next-generation technologies and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-macro-holistically than to brand efficiently. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to generate "cyber-compellingly"? Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? With one click? The capability to redefine super-dynamically leads to the ability to cultivate intra-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. Think micro-killer. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will utilize the capacity of ROI metrics to extend. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capability to target. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "markets". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We frequently harness social-network-based impactful, cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable faithfully. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of extensible systems. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We always utilize C2B2B TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to transition efficiently than to benchmark virally. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring new technologies? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without customer-defined, granular functionalities, you will lack paradigms.