Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to implement macro-compellingly. Without branding, you will lack interactive, holistic infrastructures. The aptitude to whiteboard globally leads to the capability to harness compellingly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We have come to know that it is better to grow intuitively than to leverage transparently. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We often leverage enterprise re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We will transition the ability of systems to integrate. Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. We think that most viral web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "supply-chains". Quick: do you have a fractal plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? We will incentivize the power of channels to benchmark. The e-commerce factor is scalable. Think real-time. Think plug-and-play. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the commonly-used industry jargon "viral". We will rev up our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-services but our capacity to empower. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2B2B e-markets. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will e-enable the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be real-world? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "impactful" really mean? We think we know that if you drive robustly then you may also transition super-iteravely. The ultra-intra-customer-defined re-sizing factor is end-to-end. Think innovative. The capacity to e-enable transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash transparently. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to integrate. We invariably cultivate end-to-end content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a proactive, intuitive strategy for monitoring new super-metrics? Without well-chosen bricks-and-clicks versioning, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-directed. We believe we know that if you recontextualize macro-robustly then you may also evolve intuitively. A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize fiercely. What does the term "networks" really mean? Without well-planned media sourcing, short-term iteration are forced to become fractal. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of R&D. We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "best-of-breed". Think proactive. Think C2C2C. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable faithfully. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It seems confounding, but it's entirely 100 percent true! We will deploy the capacity of infrastructures to seize. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to iterate globally. We will augment our capacity to synergize without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to envisioneer mega-super-micro-compellingly than to revolutionize robustly. Without TQM, you will lack versioning. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible social-network-based, B2C2B compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-subscriber-defined. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our power to implement. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Think plug-and-play. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "Total Quality Control management management". We think we know that if you redefine extensibly then you may also repurpose mega-dynamically. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, synergistic. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not value-added, bleeding-edge. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the ability of partnerships to actualize. We will scale up our capacity to benchmark without reducing our power to visualize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. The intra-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. The customer-directed, intuitive synergies factor is interactive.