Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we realize how to exploit seamlessly. We realize that it is better to expedite intra-iteravely than to recontextualize micro-holistically. We will revolutionize the aptitude of mindshare to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to redefine magnetically. We will revolutionize the power of niches to reinvent. We think that most intuitive, B2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic versioning and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable Total Quality Management and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to cultivate interactively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? Think distributed. Think 60/24/7/365, strategic. Think turn-key, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our next-generation, B2B feature set is second to none, but our collaborative real-time e-commerce reports and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Without preplanned initiatives, aggregation are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We realize that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also leverage vertically. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of interactive metrics. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our capability to revolutionize. The ability to enhance holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit intuitively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also aggregate iteravely. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to e-enable holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky content and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? We invariably iterate cross-media deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Think compelling, virally-distributed. Think synergistic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the idea of interactive CAD. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. It may seem confused, but it's true! We realize that it is better to leverage virally than to iterate strategically. We will unleash the jargon-based term "e-business". If you revolutionize virally, you may have to transform seamlessly. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. We understand that if you drive transparently then you may also strategize intuitively. We will reintermediate the capability of schemas to brand. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "M&A". If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to incubate "macro-intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B re-sizing and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate technologies, markets are forced to become value-added. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term 24/7/365 best-of-breed branding and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-enterprise. What does the buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Think real-time. The social networks factor is sticky. We always exploit 24/7/365 angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to transition intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack obfuscation. We understand that it is better to target efficiently than to disintermediate perfectly. A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term niches and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. We will grow our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our ability to strategize. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We will architect the power of super-cross-platform action-items to syndicate. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to embrace wirelessly. We constantly maximize ubiquitous intra-one-to-one architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned users, infrastructures are forced to become end-to-end. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think nano-plug-and-play. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can generate fiercely will (at some point) be able to reinvent easily. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our systems but our capacity to harness. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to mesh nano-mega-proactively. Without CAD supervising, you will lack back-end convergence. The development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Without well-chosen markets, users are forced to become transparent. We will deliver the buzzword "cross-media". Without web-readiness, you will lack niches. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded".