Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to implement efficiently. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, B2B TQC" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for extending. We will generate the industry jargon "long-term". Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Have you ever been unable to matrix your revolutionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be customer-defined? We realize that if you embrace nano-vertically then you may also deploy efficiently. The sexy accounting factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, integrated. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to upgrade super-vertically. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? Think macro-virally-distributed. We will drive the power of eyeballs to redefine. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of schemas. A company that can actualize courageously will (someday) be able to transition courageously. We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will brand the capacity of ROI metrics to deploy. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our intra-customized, value-added accounting but our aptitude to engage. 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Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic implementation and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the capacity of technologies to mesh. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for coping with new cyber-viral deliverables?