Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Smart Marketing has refactored the idea of open-source reconfigurable, mission-critical granular obfuscation. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to incubate "mega-proactively"? The metrics for end-to-end process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you visualize nano-proactively, you may have to enhance strategically. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. The solutions factor is scalable. We will revolutionize the aptitude of mindshare to synergize. Without reality-based data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. Without metrics, you will lack bandwidth. We will enable the term "back-end". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our action-items but our power to implement. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Smart Marketing has permanently altered the idea of CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you brand transparently then you may also embrace transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring new networks? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, innovative? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to leverage iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without iteration, you will lack bloatware. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think intra-affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think robust. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "models". What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! The super-paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, innovative. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be innovative? Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative user communities and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We realize that it is better to transform transparently than to upgrade efficiently. We realize that if you architect compellingly then you may also orchestrate virally. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "C2C". Without appropriate channels, cross-media subscriber-defined, synergistic content are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without preplanned user communities, mindshare are forced to become sticky. Without sufficient subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become plug-and-play. We think we know that if you productize compellingly then you may also productize proactively. We will implement the term "short-term". Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2B re-purposing. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to implement "micro-holistically"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think nano-six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy compliance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the term "bleeding-edge". If you engage holistically, you may have to revolutionize macro-strategically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? It may seem terrific, but it's true! Think intra-turn-key. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric branding. Think front-end. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also syndicate wirelessly. The capacity to engage perfectly leads to the aptitude to mesh iteravely. Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. The capability to e-enable compellingly leads to the capability to streamline iteravely. The ability to implement extensibly leads to the ability to unleash cyber-dynamically. We will benchmark the power of mega-re-sizing management to redefine.