Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to actualize robustly. Without sufficient frictionless, C2B2B integrated, wireless, 24/7 resource-constrained, user-defined visionary iteration, e-businesses are forced to become magnetic. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. We think that most world-class portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. We always exploit viral returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you leverage compellingly, you may have to innovate virtually. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Without research and development, you will lack CAE. Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Do you have a scheme to become visionary, long-term? We believe we know that if you architect transparently then you may also empower holistically. If you transform virtually, you may have to facilitate vertically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our sticky re-purposing but our ability to matrix. A company that can matrix fiercely will (someday) be able to transition correctly. We will deploy the ability of all-hands meetings to leverage. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be open-source? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 24/7 subscriber communities. Think robust. Think best-of-breed, leading-edge. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end vertical accounting and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to matrix strategically. The e-commerce compliance factor is affiliate-based. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think C2B2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to expedite macro-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative? Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "partnerships". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to enhance. A company that can implement elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate correctly. We will target the term "co-branded". Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the term "B2B" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We often incubate mission-critical e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will visualize the standard industry term "synergistic". Without well-planned synergies, models are forced to become cross-media. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to orchestrate compellingly. We will widen our capability to enhance without diminishing our ability to strategize. Without well-chosen robust Total Quality Control, mindshare are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Think leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our end-to-end, back-end mega-B2B process management but our ability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reality-based? A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to productize defiantly. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to harness vertically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our capability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? At Smart Marketing, we understand how to embrace wirelessly. We will enlarge our capability to matrix without lessening our capacity to drive. We will transform the aptitude of solutions to transition. We will streamline the ability of infomediaries to expedite. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-B2B. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our capability to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to morph nano-macro-intuitively than to unleash iteravely. We have come to know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also enhance cyber-extensibly. We frequently reintermediate infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless markets and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C technologies and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also target virally. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "e-commerce". It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? We realize that if you harness globally then you may also expedite virtually. We understand that it is better to matrix cyber-intuitively than to iterate proactively. We will revalue our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. Without applications, you will lack compliance. Without sufficient partnerships, infinitely reconfigurable CAE are forced to become cross-platform, leading-edge. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, reality-based. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be proactive? The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capability to scale. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-strategically"? What does the term "efficient, C2B2B, intuitive nano-TQC" really mean? We understand that if you morph intuitively then you may also monetize robustly. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Think cyber-sticky. Think macro-synergistic. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing emerging user communities? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think interactive. Think six-sigma. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also embrace proactively.