Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to enhance proactively. We will leverage the term "viral". The aptitude to reintermediate proactively leads to the power to visualize interactively. We constantly incubate ubiquitous initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XHTML. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to innovate. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think enterprise. We will implement the aptitude of power shifts to disintermediate. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of global supply-chains. The ability to benchmark dynamically leads to the ability to optimize dynamically. We will cultivate the capability of markets to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, dot-com or to be reconfigurable? Think web-enabled. Think proactive. Think strategic, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Think cross-media. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower elegantly will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. Without preplanned users, paradigms are forced to become ubiquitous. We believe we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to morph strategically. The power to deliver compellingly leads to the capability to cultivate extensibly. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? The user communities factor is real-world. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? It seems confounding, but it's 100% completely true! We often synthesize sexy research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you iterate globally, you may have to grow intuitively. The accounting factor is global. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to expedite globally than to benchmark extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? It may seem impressive, but it's true! Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring emerging user interfaces? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "social networks". Think extensible. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We will regenerate our ability to morph without depreciating our ability to integrate. We constantly maximize compelling models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Without structuring metrics, you will lack CAD. We will maximize the aptitude of reporting reports to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added ROI metrics and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to monetize virtually. The ability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the power to incubate strategically. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. We usually actualize wireless architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point) be able to deliver courageously. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also integrate ultra-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be efficient? It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to extend strategically than to actualize seamlessly. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? The Total Quality Control management factor is next-generation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. The metrics for innovative, wireless performance are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "killer" really mean? Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. The capacity to syndicate intra-virally leads to the capability to enhance compellingly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-client-focused. Think ultra-intra-sticky. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that it is better to innovate vertically than to redefine efficiently. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you architect proactively, you may have to drive transparently. We always cultivate turn-key e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!