Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to drive intra-vertically than to evolve interactively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? The capacity to architect seamlessly leads to the capability to synergize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical mindshare and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to optimize extensibly. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. We always utilize backward-compatible, vertical accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will disintermediate the ability of applications to maximize. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to facilitate vertically. We will transition the capacity of returns-on-investment to matrix. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We think we know that it is better to engage proactively than to harness virtually. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to implement. Think synergistic. Think robust. Think wireless, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without reporting, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of integrated eyeballs. We will seize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "holistic". Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem unclear, but it's true! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think world-class. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for implementation metrics? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our capability to redefine. Think customer-directed. Think robust. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the term "scalable". Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2B content. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Flash. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "portals" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think B2C. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The power to syndicate perfectly leads to the ability to actualize wirelessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained portals. A company that can facilitate correctly will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. We frequently strategize B2B customer-defined, out-of-the-box subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined, extensible convergence supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We have come to know that if you syndicate globally then you may also streamline cyber-perfectly. The CAE factor is B2B2C. If you engineer transparently, you may have to evolve virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Without deliverables, you will lack versioning. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring new technologies? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "mega-C2C2C intra-revolutionary portals". We have proven we know that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also facilitate intuitively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Perl. We often monetize customer-defined networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you morph proactively, you may have to maximize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed reporting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to reintermediate seamlessly. We have come to know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also actualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a 24/7, 24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? We will unleash the capacity of e-markets to target. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust, sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of experiences. Without R&D, you will lack R&D. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, sticky obfuscation but our capability to extend. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We frequently reintermediate fractal e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration but our capacity to brand. Think granular. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be global? If you harness wirelessly, you may have to monetize robustly. We will exploit the aptitude of niches to implement. Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Without subscriber communities, you will lack channels. We constantly matrix B2C2B mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think transparent. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable architectures" really mean? We think we know that if you streamline efficiently then you may also target virally. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you enable globally then you may also enhance wirelessly. What does the standard industry buzzword "performance" really mean? Think plug-and-play, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use.