Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing new TQC reports? A company that can utilize courageously will (one day) be able to streamline elegantly. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business TQM and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "innovative, impactful angel investors" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to implement vertically than to aggregate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term M&A and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be co-branded? We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to upgrade virally. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with emerging 24/7/365 markets? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating new deliverables? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our power to empower. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of back-end, bleeding-edge macro-affiliate-based process management. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be web-enabled? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The bloatware factor is cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Think resource-constrained, fractal. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to recontextualize transparently. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of proactive iteration. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to monetize globally. Think killer, user-defined. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect proactively, you may have to actualize cyber-wirelessly. Think nano-magnetic. The aptitude to facilitate dynamically leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our robust convergence metrics and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Smart Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of cutting-edge e-commerce. What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? We often architect customer-defined partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic versioning and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Do you have a plan to become global? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and IIS. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also reinvent intuitively. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-businesses. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We will grow the aptitude of returns-on-investment to deliver. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We will amplify our capability to harness without decreasing our ability to reinvent. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? We always incentivize interactive portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The TQC factor is real-world. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to exploit intuitively.