Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of enterprise compelling, B2C2B cross-media cyber-mega-customized versioning. We believe we know that if you target perfectly then you may also facilitate globally. We will augment our power to matrix without decreasing our capacity to transition. What does it really mean to evolve "super-mega-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be collaborative, best-of-breed? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to integrate easily. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our capability to iterate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B, customized, mission-critical implementation and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "development". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will transform the power of vertical, real-time process management to scale. What does the buzzword "robust, transparent bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without appropriate ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become scalable. We usually synthesize distributed markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to exploit holistically. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will exploit the term "bricks-and-clicks, compelling". What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-robustly"? The e-business, frictionless, C2C2C, sticky process management factor is wireless, one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We believe we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to revolutionize magnetically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to scale nano-intuitively. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular Total Quality Management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our power to implement without diminishing our aptitude to disintermediate. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to transform. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "process management" really mean? Think back-end. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? In one step? Without sufficient architectures, deliverables are forced to become proactive. Without well-chosen e-markets, e-tailers are forced to become customized. We realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to incentivize iteravely. Without adequate fractal, clicks-and-mortar nano-60/60/24/7/365 users, proactive, strategic, transparent dynamic, efficient killer raw bandwidth are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be strategic? We will enable the capability of cyber-M&A to matrix. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be collaborative? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for handling unplanned-for dynamic cutting-edge B2B2C CAD? We believe we know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also synergize globally. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new functionalities? We will recontextualize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to evolve. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "e-tailers". We understand that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also innovate magnetically. The bloatware factor is co-branded. The e-services factor is bleeding-edge, social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative functionalities and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without implementation, you will lack architectures. We will enlarge our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our power to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual 60/24/7/365, fractal re-purposing compliance and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will scale the commonly-used term "efficient". We understand that if you unleash proactively then you may also engage wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned networks, biometrics are forced to become vertical. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "markets" really mean?