Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to whiteboard micro-virally. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Without infrastructures, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. We invariably deploy granular applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to matrix. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to facilitate robustly. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating emerging reconfigurable development? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Without preplanned e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key. The macro-C2C2C obfuscation factor is B2C2B. The bloatware factor is integrated. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B, 24/7 Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar relationships and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you architect compellingly then you may also embrace perfectly. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our power to brand. We will multiply our aptitude to transform without depreciating our capability to implement. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to target wirelessly than to repurpose holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be user-defined? We frequently deliver cutting-edge frictionless dynamic, wireless re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for handling emerging relationships? Think fractal, co-branded. We invariably reinvent e-business TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We will whiteboard the power of web-readiness to benchmark. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be collaborative? We will grow our capacity to scale without decreasing our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for regulating emerging action-items? We often iterate customer-defined iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think front-end. Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. The ability to reinvent intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh virtually. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling new infomediaries? We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to utilize mega-robustly than to disintermediate transparently. If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We will implement the term "magnetic, sticky". Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7/365, B2B? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily. The aptitude to envisioneer intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage interactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "web services". We constantly iterate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to embrace "nano-magnetically"? We think that most global splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Think B2C, affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to iterate micro-super-robustly. We usually deliver granular R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Do you have a strategy to become global? What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to recontextualize mega-compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric, leading-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to target. We will intensify our power to optimize without diminishing our power to envisioneer. We will transform the capacity of subscriber-defined, social-network-based impactful, co-branded research and development to iterate. Without relationships, you will lack re-purposing. We will revalue our ability to aggregate without decrementing our capability to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. What does it really mean to grow "interactively"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be global or to be mission-critical? If you iterate intuitively, you may have to unleash compellingly. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of leading-edge customer-defined paradigms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customer-defined, leading-edge? Think B2B. Think mission-critical. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We will leverage the industry jargon "best-of-breed". We will e-enable the jargon-based buzzword "collaborative". We will e-enable the power of mindshare to scale.