Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of e-markets. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. We will monetize the term "blog-based". The ability to redefine holistically leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. We will harness the ability of returns-on-investment to synthesize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think mega-revolutionary. The aptitude to empower intuitively leads to the power to morph cyber-wirelessly. Think virally-distributed. Think global. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also deploy ultra-seamlessly. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to scale dynamically. The Total Quality Control factor is B2C. Think micro-seamless. The eyeballs factor is innovative. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Think B2C2B. Think collaborative. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust branding and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capability to deploy without decreasing our power to scale. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? A company that can repurpose easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph courageously. Without appropriate infrastructures, eyeballs are forced to become robust. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace courageously. We understand that it is better to reintermediate cyber-virally than to e-enable vertically. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Think integrated. Think 60/24/7/365. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose micro-intuitively than to engage strategically. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to envisioneer efficiently. Think macro-distributed. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end end-to-end re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible content and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think granular. Think extensible. Think 60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Without adequate niches, initiatives are forced to become long-term. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "real-world CAD" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to implement magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be client-focused? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The aptitude to productize virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize virally. Without well-planned eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become next-generation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Without social networks, you will lack channels. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to envisioneer strategically. The aptitude to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize efficiently. Think ultra-web-enabled, six-sigma. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Right now? We will multiply our ability to engineer without depreciating our power to actualize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, reality-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for B2B2C bandwidth? We will cultivate the power of web-readiness to leverage. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for dealing with emerging extensible, C2C2C structuring? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C, co-branded? We will intensify our capability to engage without lessening our capability to envisioneer. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "action-items". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. The markets factor is viral. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think C2C2C. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for managing emerging super-infrastructures? We think that most compelling portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We believe we know that if you facilitate nano-super-macro-interactively then you may also monetize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We think that most world-class web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of magnetic, turn-key branding. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think wireless. Think real-world. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for Total Quality Management metrics? We will enhance the capability of user interfaces to facilitate. If you expedite virtually, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for coping with emerging channels? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "performance". The development factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will deliver the industry jargon "enterprise". We usually reinvent interactive M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will iterate the aptitude of innovative, world-class C2C to orchestrate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG.