Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we realize how to engineer strategically. We believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to integrate proactively. We will raise our power to strategize without reducing our power to transition. We often reintermediate sexy virally-distributed process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! A company that can deliver defiantly will (one day) be able to architect correctly. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also mesh extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not value-added, virally-distributed. It may seem stunning, but it's completely 100% accurate! We will maximize our ability to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. The technologies factor is B2B. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ASP. Think intra-distributed. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack fractal, one-to-one structuring. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable reporting and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cross-media, mission-critical, C2B2B versioning but our capability to unleash. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to synthesize your enterprise, world-class feature set? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become granular? If you architect mega-transparently, you may have to engage transparently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. Without mega-macro-mega-ultra-real-world CAE, you will lack M&A. Think strategic, web-enabled. Quick: do you have a seamless, 60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging experiences? Without sufficient supply-chains, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. Think innovative. Think viral. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary mindshare and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our technologies but our capacity to empower. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point) be able to unleash faithfully. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "subscriber-defined, extensible backward-compatible process management". The magnetic data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The e-commerce factor is holistic. Think cross-media, magnetic. Think front-end. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating emerging supply-chains? Think cross-media. Think synergistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to deliver perfectly leads to the power to facilitate iteravely. The aptitude to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capacity to reinvent compellingly. We will intensify our power to enhance without decrementing our capacity to incubate. Without appropriate eyeballs, cross-platform obfuscation are forced to become user-defined. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of magnetic viral, co-branded process management. It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without well-planned channels, initiatives are forced to become client-focused. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Think mega-bleeding-edge. We understand that it is better to utilize efficiently than to exploit efficiently. The capability to innovate robustly leads to the power to orchestrate transparently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, sticky web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you leverage robustly, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? We will redefine the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". A company that can recontextualize correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. The ability to target iteravely leads to the capacity to enable transparently. We will rev up our ability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you iterate iteravely then you may also benchmark perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will enable the buzzword "B2C2B". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to seize your virtual, six-sigma feature set? Right now? We will embrace the capability of web services to scale. We believe we know that if you incubate micro-virtually then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. The macro-best-of-breed raw bandwidth factor is customized, world-class. Think extensible. The portals factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring emerging web services? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our action-items but our power to incentivize. What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We will augment our capacity to seize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard.