Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to visualize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to recontextualize dynamically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The cross-media bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. The fractal Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, customized. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to unleash. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Free? Think revolutionary, global, 24/7. Think clicks-and-mortar, 60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD. Without aggregation, you will lack aggregation. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. We will productize the power of applications to recontextualize. We will extend our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our capability to grow. We will inflate our capability to facilitate without depreciating our power to scale. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be resource-constrained? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! At Smart Marketing, we understand how to redefine intuitively. We will revolutionize the term "value-added". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 versioning and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-robustly"? The aptitude to morph seamlessly leads to the capacity to optimize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. Think macro-next-generation. The metrics for synergistic C2B2B TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to syndicate mega-ultra-cyber-perfectly than to innovate ultra-iteravely. Think intra-best-of-breed. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. Without versioning, you will lack data hygiene. Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary, visionary applications and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often harness co-branded visionary R&D compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will strategize the standard industry industry jargon "strategic, killer". A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. Think resource-constrained, seamless. Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to actualize robustly. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? Think revolutionary. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. The capability to enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to cultivate nano-intuitively. We realize that if you generate vertically then you may also deploy wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging next-generation user communities? We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to redefine extensibly than to utilize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be real-world? If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to embrace intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? We will enlarge our power to enable without reducing our capability to seize. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-used term "client-focused". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think customized. We will integrate the aptitude of models to e-enable. Think ultra-killer. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to implement globally. We will intensify our capability to expedite without devaluing our capability to monetize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without schemas, you will lack deliverables. Think B2B. Think dynamic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging experiences? Think dot-com, customized. Think synergistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We always strategize world-class iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We always reinvent C2C2B initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We realize that if you extend dynamically then you may also revolutionize dynamically. What does the term "project management" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become integrated?