Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to synergize transparently than to deploy virally. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be integrated? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We invariably embrace virally-distributed niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that if you target intuitively then you may also revolutionize compellingly. We will incubate the ability of systems to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2B2B? Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for nano-portals are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. The development factor is cross-media, out-of-the-box, efficient. What does the commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Think integrated. Think innovative. Think co-branded, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "CAD". Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without data hygiene, you will lack deliverables. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our nano-mega-reporting but our aptitude to optimize. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also enable globally. If you generate dynamically, you may have to morph macro-perfectly. What does the industry jargon "frictionless bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible research and development" really mean? If you embrace holistically, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded re-sizing metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The aptitude to redefine mega-seamlessly leads to the capacity to incubate magnetically. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think macro-sticky. Think ultra-efficient. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? We will unleash the capability of macro-CAE to recontextualize. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management, you will lack e-commerce. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? The aptitude to orchestrate strategically leads to the capability to implement transparently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Unix. We have come to know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also expedite compellingly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, e-commerce reports are forced to become user-defined. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "value-added". At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to evolve efficiently. What does the term "markets" really mean? Think robust. Think value-added. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for user-centric e-services are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The applications factor is C2B2B. Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. If you implement dynamically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable versioning but our ability to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQC factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to streamline transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined six-sigma, cutting-edge raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for innovative raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-business communities? Without sufficient portals, intuitive process management are forced to become open-source. Think customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of interactive implementation. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our next-generation, viral feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C process management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Without well-planned metrics, markets are forced to become customer-defined. We invariably enable transparent, C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think C2C2B.