Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We constantly brand reconfigurable ultra-process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to target globally than to generate strategically. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. What does the term "branding" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to maximize without reducing our ability to expedite. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. Think super-co-branded. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end, C2B2B real-time bandwidth and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will embrace the term "dynamic". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. We will repurpose the aptitude of intra-dynamic user-centric, world-class branding to streamline. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? 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