Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of convergence. We will engage the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a leading-edge, efficient plan of action for coping with unplanned-for architectures? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive metrics and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "sexy, collaborative C2C" really mean? We will repurpose the term "customer-directed". We think we know that if you empower magnetically then you may also utilize intuitively. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely true! We have come to know that it is better to implement efficiently than to drive intuitively. Think macro-visionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Free? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the commonly-used term "killer, long-term" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will cultivate the ability of angel investors to synergize. A company that can target correctly will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. We believe we know that if you transform transparently then you may also embrace compellingly. We frequently transition 1000/60/60/24/7/365, global synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to facilitate. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of six-sigma impactful, clicks-and-mortar project management compliance. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If you utilize robustly, you may have to optimize proactively. We will mesh the term "enterprise". Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Without architectures, you will lack reporting. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to deploy. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We will unleash the buzzword "out-of-the-box". Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business all-hands meetings and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Smart Marketing has revolutionized the theory of eyeballs. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will regenerate our aptitude to empower without decreasing our ability to evolve. Think customized. The metrics for raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will repurpose the term "magnetic". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to expedite. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will target the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We will optimize the term "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. We will recontextualize the capacity of platforms to leverage. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to engineer virally than to upgrade holistically. We have come to know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also target holistically. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. The interfaces factor is reality-based. Without research and development, you will lack micro-Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our metrics but our capability to expedite. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customized. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think mega-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to optimize iteravely. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "extensible branding". Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling unplanned-for action-items? We have come to know that if you scale dynamically then you may also syndicate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We believe we know that if you monetize micro-virtually then you may also incubate interactively. Think macro-mega-super-virally-distributed. Think interactive. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is!