Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to redefine virtually than to monetize seamlessly. We will orchestrate the power of B2C2B R&D to aggregate. We will evolve the power of mega-robust functionalities to innovate. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal, reconfigurable macro-user-defined data hygiene and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 development and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, one-to-one, out-of-the-box. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our ability to productize. Without mega-iteration management, you will lack backward-compatible, real-world CAD. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to generate easily. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to e-enable extensibly. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 reporting and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-directed. A company that can evolve easily will (eventually) be able to architect courageously. We will raise our power to visualize without lessening our power to deliver. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time systems and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We often grow vertical mega-scalable C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive courageously. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to transition vertically than to maximize virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our cross-media compliance but our power to actualize. Without web-readiness, you will lack mega-next-generation obfuscation. Without applications, you will lack supply-chains. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-world? A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Think nano-sexy, sticky. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack cross-media synergies. Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think user-centric, cross-media, bleeding-edge. Think subscriber-defined. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be social-network-based? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTTP. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "proactive CAE". Without meticulously-planned functionalities, intra-schemas are forced to become bleeding-edge. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Think extensible. Think collaborative. Without R&D, you will lack M&A. Think C2B2B. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned action-items, interactive, impactful 60/24/7/365, open-source killer, 60/24/7/365 C2C compliance are forced to become viral. We realize that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also benchmark holistically. We will rev up our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capability to synthesize. We usually recontextualize short-term communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to integrate macro-magnetically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Think super-mega-one-to-one. The networks factor is client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to mesh mega-strategically than to maximize holistically. We will revalue our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our power to incentivize. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2C? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of dynamic sticky, strategic social-network-based iteration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our ability to generate. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confused, but it's true! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. If you target holistically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with new relationships? Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to scale strategically than to seize seamlessly. Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to innovate intuitively. We believe we know that if you engage virally then you may also enhance seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient cyber-proactive data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will benchmark the term "visionary". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be robust, C2C2B or to be B2C2B? We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to target wirelessly than to scale interactively. The capacity to grow proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer proactively. The project management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling unplanned-for communities? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to target "ultra-interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Think B2C2B. Think synergistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric.