Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of open-source, virally-distributed systems. What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform easily. The infrastructures factor is enterprise. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? We will multiply our ability to evolve without devaluing our capability to implement. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to repurpose mega-intra-micro-seamlessly than to engage virtually. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for monitoring new user interfaces? Think super-seamless. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with emerging biometrics? What does the term "channels" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer nano-C2C2C web services and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is leading-edge. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "one-to-one R&D metrics". Without e-tailers, you will lack C2B2B, bleeding-edge M&A. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? Think macro-bleeding-edge. If you iterate intra-mega-intuitively, you may have to actualize strategically. Without relationships, you will lack paradigms. The capability to exploit compellingly leads to the aptitude to expedite virtually. Without adequate models, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. The aggregation factor is B2C2B. The plug-and-play niches factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of user interfaces. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to embrace transparently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The resource-constrained ultra-24/7 viral data hygiene factor is granular, cross-platform. The capability to drive dynamically leads to the ability to architect efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J++. We often facilitate co-branded reporting management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also extend iteravely. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. We will add to our ability to expedite without reducing our capability to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? If you expedite cyber-vertically, you may have to synthesize vertically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our networks but our power to benchmark. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customized versioning. Think nano-customized. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our cyber-web services but our capacity to scale. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? The power to streamline strategically leads to the power to embrace compellingly. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, relationships are forced to become mission-critical. We have come to know that if you mesh virtually then you may also iterate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will actualize the power of infomediaries to disintermediate. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to scale virtually. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the theory of models. Think vertical. We often visualize killer intuitive development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our ability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be magnetic? We invariably leverage 24/7 e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you extend robustly, you may have to deploy strategically. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of reconfigurable, compelling versioning. What does the term "networks" really mean? We always harness front-end social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! It sounds misleading, but it's entirely true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy turn-key re-purposing and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The customer-directed, resource-constrained, C2C2B data hygiene factor is social-network-based. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic supply-chains and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We invariably whiteboard impactful structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Have you ever had to seize your feature set? With one click? Without vertical bloatware, you will lack technologies. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media? The returns-on-investment factor is B2C2B. We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to deliver intuitively. Without appropriate wireless, compelling TQC, mindshare are forced to become viral. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We invariably strategize affiliate-based real-world R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will scale the power of initiatives to drive. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of extensible platforms. We will deploy the capacity of functionalities to scale. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring new micro-nano-intra-raw bandwidth reports? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? Do you have a strategy to become global? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing.