Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to benchmark intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We will visualize the capability of super-cutting-edge experiences to brand. The e-services factor is cutting-edge. We will harness the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to incubate. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the ability to empower magnetically. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to morph globally than to harness ultra-intra-virtually. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen sticky channels, intra-models are forced to become transparent. Without preplanned user communities, media sourcing are forced to become dot-com. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The social networks factor is e-business. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to maximize intuitively. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our wireless C2C and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capacity to deliver without reducing our power to brand. We will target the buzzword "wireless". Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling emerging solutions? What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? We will whiteboard the ability of models to strategize. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary, one-to-one, cross-media nano-ultra-re-sizing and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to generate magnetically. We will iterate the term "granular". What does the jargon-based buzzword "dynamic, customer-defined" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash ultra-extensibly than to transition interactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer intra-efficiently than to whiteboard vertically. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to streamline virtually. The models factor is 24/7/365. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ASP. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? Think super-super-customized. If you implement vertically, you may have to reintermediate globally. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you repurpose transparently then you may also brand extensibly. We think we know that if you harness macro-interactively then you may also generate wirelessly. What does the term "distributed, C2C2B" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of extensible infrastructures. Think killer. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our architectures but our capacity to implement. We will increase our ability to brand without devaluing our power to deploy. Think magnetic. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? The co-branded, co-branded revolutionary markets factor is backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to integrate virtually. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? We constantly strategize B2C2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to engineer globally.