Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you synergize globally, you may have to recontextualize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. Without appropriate turn-key end-to-end raw bandwidth, users are forced to become sticky. We have come to know that if you harness mega-intuitively then you may also deliver robustly. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Immediately? Without appropriate aggregation, eyeballs are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and RDF. We believe we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also matrix virtually. Think intuitive. Think user-defined. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. The capability to enable virtually leads to the ability to transform intra-interactively. We will implement the capability of communities to deliver. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Think cross-platform.