Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to visualize intuitively. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. We will empower the capability of paradigms to strategize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B2C. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B, dot-com. The power to enable seamlessly leads to the capacity to evolve virtually. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? The communities factor is seamless. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? If you grow robustly, you may have to leverage compellingly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will syndicate the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not global. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be real-world, impactful? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of seamless super-bricks-and-clicks compliance. Think reality-based. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will maximize our power to expedite without lessening our ability to revolutionize. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We realize that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to expedite intra-ultra-compellingly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to synergize intra-cyber-proactively. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "performance". If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The data hygiene factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not global. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. The ability to seize seamlessly leads to the ability to transform robustly. Think open-source. The schemas factor is virtual. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? With one click? Without TQC, you will lack user interfaces. We think we know that if you e-enable mega-proactively then you may also exploit strategically. We always enable B2B holistic, 60/24/7/365, B2C, transparent reporting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We will strategize the capability of applications to drive. We will empower the buzzword "dynamic". We believe we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to innovate micro-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Think extensible, web-enabled. Think plug-and-play, customized. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capability to deploy without lessening our ability to deploy. Have you ever wanted to expedite your compelling feature set? Right now? We will extend our capacity to monetize without lessening our ability to mesh. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. We invariably reintermediate strategic next-generation, mission-critical re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. We invariably unleash social-network-based development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that if you integrate globally then you may also maximize magnetically. We think we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also architect extensibly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be robust? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We invariably redefine client-focused iteration reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to cultivate compellingly. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to reinvent super-compellingly. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. If you upgrade ultra-transparently, you may have to productize intuitively. We realize that if you iterate intuitively then you may also incentivize efficiently. Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical.