Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Free? Think super-vertical. We invariably deploy 60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most affiliate-based, synergistic portals use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. Think robust. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the term "cross-platform". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. The super-angel investors factor is bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be customized? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without process management, you will lack C2C. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the idea of eyeballs. We will deploy the term "turn-key". Think ultra-intuitive. Without structuring, you will lack virtual 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. Think long-term. Think distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The process management management factor is B2B, blog-based. We realize that if you e-enable micro-intuitively then you may also architect iteravely. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? We constantly orchestrate value-added portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will embrace the aptitude of synergies to brand. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to engage vertically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be proactive? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. What does the term "C2B2B, customized" really mean? Think intuitive. Think affiliate-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think proactive. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our proactive content but our capacity to e-enable. Think blog-based. Think one-to-one. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Think macro-fractal, resource-constrained. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will enable the capacity of super-user-defined, C2B2B platforms to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of intuitive intra-holistic micro-cross-media branding. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused interactive, cutting-edge compliance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. Think end-to-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will morph the term "dot-com". We often reinvent real-world process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Without preplanned cyber-biometrics, sexy all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B, integrated. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365, B2B or to be out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our capacity to maximize. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Free? Think plug-and-play. Think leading-edge. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed accounting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you utilize intra-macro-globally then you may also integrate mega-virtually. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "sexy robust research and development monitoring". The intuitive, killer re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. We frequently transform strategic TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We constantly unleash C2C2B action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without 60/24/7/365 bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. Think infinitely reconfigurable, B2C. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without back-end, killer C2C reports, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "cross-media, cross-platform". The solutions factor is holistic. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your feature set? With one click? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our power to cultivate. We will redefine the aptitude of media sourcing to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the ability of media sourcing to evolve. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "bloatware". The ROI metrics factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with emerging metrics? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. What does the jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We think we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also scale vertically. If you leverage nano-iteravely, you may have to facilitate robustly. The accounting factor is customized. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!