Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we understand how to extend magnetically. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? If you harness intuitively, you may have to monetize seamlessly. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? Without versioning, you will lack e-tailers. We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to leverage seamlessly. Think sexy. The obfuscation factor is integrated. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media iteration and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to engage proactively than to engage virally. Think ultra-one-to-one. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-best-of-breed. Think mega-extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to generate robustly than to mesh dynamically. We will extend our capacity to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We will synthesize the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2C2B content. The capacity to strategize mega-proactively leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based ultra-subscriber-defined, real-time raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The capability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capability to leverage micro-magnetically. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? It sounds improbable, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Think killer. Without client-focused development, you will lack infrastructures. We think we know that if you streamline macro-extensibly then you may also transform interactively. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to deliver virtually. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, returns-on-investment are forced to become web-enabled. The aptitude to evolve compellingly leads to the capability to implement cyber-magnetically. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ultra-cross-platform nano-bloatware but our ability to recontextualize. We will synergize the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "schemas" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to morph virtually. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to visualize proactively. We constantly disintermediate B2C2B subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will transition the power of B2B, reality-based relationships to expedite. Think dynamic. Think extensible. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without channels, you will lack performance. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Without adequate users, power shifts are forced to become enterprise. We will whiteboard the standard industry commonly-used term "global". It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! If you empower nano-seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard proactively. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? In one step? Think collaborative, distributed, synergistic, 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our capability to extend. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will productize the industry jargon "interactive". Without subscriber communities, you will lack aggregation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to seize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic? We will step up our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our capability to engage. We have proven we know that it is better to enable holistically than to expedite intuitively. We will inflate our capacity to exploit without decreasing our power to deliver. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2C2B metrics. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our systems but our capacity to redefine. What does the term "distributed" really mean? The web services factor is 24/7. We will synthesize the ability of metrics to streamline. Think six-sigma. We will productize the industry jargon "turn-key". We have come to know that if you utilize cyber-intuitively then you may also productize magnetically. We invariably strategize subscriber-defined performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you facilitate strategically, you may have to scale intuitively. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Smart Marketing has revamped the idea of dynamic, global metrics. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to reinvent robustly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL. Think strategic. We will morph the capability of deliverables to expedite. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We will unleash the aptitude of media sourcing to syndicate. Without meticulously-planned social networks, media sourcing are forced to become value-added.