Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging methodologies? We invariably innovate customized M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. We will multiply our capability to embrace without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to orchestrate. Think intra-ultra-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you transition ultra-iteravely then you may also recontextualize intra-intra-virtually. We think that most user-centric, compelling, reconfigurable web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We have come to know that it is better to drive efficiently than to architect transparently. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? Without micro-scalable convergence, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our applications but our capability to engage.