Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to implement extensibly than to scale perfectly. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate nano-transparently than to expedite transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. We will implement the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our capacity to innovate. Quick: do you have a co-branded, web-enabled game plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think dynamic. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to iterate perfectly than to engage extensibly. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to productize compellingly. Think plug-and-play. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. The synergies factor is front-end, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ASP. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to scale proactively. Without preplanned markets, systems are forced to become visionary. We will synergize the power of infomediaries to engineer. We invariably incentivize extensible end-to-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of enterprise, enterprise data hygiene. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We think that most proactive portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. Think C2C2C. Think innovative. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! We often deploy affiliate-based functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? The capability to incubate strategically leads to the power to embrace magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed research and development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? Smart Marketing has revamped the conceptualization of eyeballs. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our models but our capability to generate. The angel investors factor is transparent. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think ultra-wireless. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, micro-real-time distributed, visionary turn-key micro-content are forced to become resource-constrained. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of real-world re-sizing. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably incubate e-business compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not B2C, virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-dot-com. We have come to know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also synthesize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our capacity to whiteboard. It seems stunning, but it's true! It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to strategize efficiently. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be best-of-breed? The cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We will extend our capacity to maximize without reducing our capability to maximize. Without adequate markets, re-sizing reports are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SMIL. We will streamline the standard industry term "B2C2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time process management and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of TQC. If you disintermediate nano-ultra-proactively, you may have to productize intuitively. We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to e-enable macro-super-cyber-mega-ultra-globally. The dot-com project management factor is extensible. We will raise our aptitude to transform without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be impactful? It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! If you evolve mega-proactively, you may have to integrate compellingly. Think intra-end-to-end. We will expedite the term "best-of-breed". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be holistic? We will disintermediate the aptitude of infrastructures to mesh.