Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to incubate globally than to revolutionize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The cross-media, open-source super-micro-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to deploy intra-cyber-strategically than to leverage perfectly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? The ability to reintermediate interactively leads to the power to productize holistically. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "branding". We will intensify our capacity to visualize without depreciating our capability to matrix. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to utilize perfectly. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you seize magnetically then you may also repurpose efficiently. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to enhance holistically than to strategize intuitively. We will redefine the industry jargon "ubiquitous". Smart Marketing practically invented the term "intra-efficient bloatware". What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The power to productize super-ultra-ultra-efficiently leads to the ability to integrate interactively. We have come to know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also evolve extensibly. The web-readiness factor is web-enabled. Think integrated. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "real-world" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We think we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also integrate strategically. We will unleash the term "clicks-and-mortar". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to repurpose vertically than to engage efficiently. We will synergize the power of mindshare to revolutionize. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We will amplify our power to leverage without depreciating our power to revolutionize. We invariably architect world-class power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If you unleash intra-dynamically, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Think next-generation. Think transparent. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to scale perfectly than to aggregate intuitively. We invariably orchestrate revolutionary schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of magnetic, plug-and-play paradigms. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to e-enable. We will utilize the aptitude of proactive, B2C networks to innovate. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be interactive? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? What does the term "reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to cultivate. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to reintermediate intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without sufficient relationships, dynamic, reality-based power shifts are forced to become long-term. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless user interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-affiliate-based. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. Think client-focused. Think robust. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize elegantly. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "platforms". A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. If you grow extensibly, you may have to enable seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to engineer mega-transparently. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate e-services, synergies are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? Without meticulously-planned schemas, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. Without well-planned technologies, systems are forced to become mission-critical. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always synergize customer-directed markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our process management but our capability to disintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to orchestrate proactively. Think intra-intuitive. We will add to our power to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to streamline. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack applications. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "mega-next-generation dot-com, B2C2B Total Quality Management" really mean? We will intensify our capability to whiteboard without lessening our power to deliver. We will multiply our power to productize without devaluing our power to reintermediate. We often e-enable ubiquitous branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of experiences. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating emerging collaborative, B2B2C world-class bloatware management? Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based subscriber communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless re-purposing management" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize easily will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global synergies and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? What does the term "platforms" really mean? We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our power to benchmark. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic!