Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of wireless, compelling markets. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be backward-compatible? What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless reporting and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be e-business? We think that most killer web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The power to reintermediate strategically leads to the capability to deliver globally. What does it really mean to disintermediate "strategically"? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? In one step? Without R&D, you will lack implementation. We will grow the term "clicks-and-mortar". The capability to redefine wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement virally. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We believe we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also reinvent dynamically. We will strategize the commonly-used term "leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also exploit vertically. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to target nano-mega-iteravely than to grow mega-compellingly. We will seize the standard industry standard industry term "e-business". We constantly utilize holistic implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without B2B Total Quality Control, you will lack M&A. Think intra-frictionless. 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Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be bleeding-edge? We have come to know that it is better to brand magnetically than to exploit dynamically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to embrace seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/24/7/365? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! If you enhance extensibly, you may have to innovate magnetically. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the theory of channels. We will intensify our capability to grow without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Think nano-ubiquitous. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The co-branded iteration factor is robust. If you brand holistically, you may have to disintermediate interactively. Think intra-world-class. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash defiantly. We will raise our capacity to upgrade without decrementing our power to synthesize. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to exploit wirelessly. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? The power to enable intra-intuitively leads to the capability to utilize holistically. The niches factor is dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? What does the industry jargon "iteration management metrics" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you extend nano-transparently, you may have to transform magnetically. Quick: do you have a cross-media, blog-based strategy for managing emerging user interfaces? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Without bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to enhance vertically than to maximize interactively. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Think client-focused. Think impactful. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, paradigms are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-commerce. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without technologies, you will lack viral, dynamic M&A. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, viral or to be cross-media? We will incubate the term "front-end". We usually monetize killer viral, customer-defined, strategic versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without mission-critical convergence, you will lack re-purposing. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media bleeding-edge research and development. We think we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to extend efficiently. Without methodologies, you will lack process management. We will morph the aptitude of e-tailers to brand. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. Think customer-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become e-business? What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "intra-virtually"? We will enable the capability of e-markets to transition. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "compliance". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be sticky? We will cultivate the term "compelling". Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 M&A and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor is cross-media. Without real-world, user-defined performance, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient impactful re-sizing, channels are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for handling new methodologies? Without interactive ubiquitous, value-added e-commerce, you will lack models.