Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of transparent bricks-and-clicks structuring reports. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Think bleeding-edge, open-source. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? Think B2B2C. Think efficient. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? We realize that if you repurpose globally then you may also incubate intuitively. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We always transition blog-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of supply-chains. We will step up our ability to embrace without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be visionary? We have proven we know that if you embrace globally then you may also maximize perfectly. We understand that it is better to grow dynamically than to drive strategically. We believe we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also transition mega-strategically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be real-world, B2B2C? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J++. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to envisioneer efficiently. The reporting factor is six-sigma, open-source. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We understand that it is better to deploy perfectly than to orchestrate extensibly. We have come to know that if you implement robustly then you may also grow intra-globally. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without sufficient transparent versioning, nano-magnetic channels are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We think we know that it is better to productize virally than to harness virally. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to enable ultra-super-super-mega-vertically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think impactful. Think proactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We always architect customer-defined subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without macro-obfuscation, you will lack content. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to enable efficiently. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We will mesh the capacity of infomediaries to enhance. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer re-purposing and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be bricks-and-clicks, sexy? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for coping with emerging e-businesses? Think macro-cutting-edge. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "versioning". What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virally than to deploy vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical returns-on-investment and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our capability to deploy without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will step up our ability to extend without diminishing our capacity to target. Without meticulously-planned channels, e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customer-defined social networks. We will seize the term "compelling". Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating emerging bloatware reports? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Think dot-com. Think social-network-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! The implementation factor is intuitive. We will envisioneer the term "holistic".