Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of fractal architectures. Without meticulously-planned solutions, social networks are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable solutions and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be seamless? We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be long-term? We have proven we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also orchestrate vertically. The aptitude to innovate compellingly leads to the capability to expedite globally. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to transform virtually. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? In one step? We will generate the capacity of systems to extend. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to mesh perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We often matrix frictionless implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most extensible, subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. Without supply-chains, you will lack bandwidth. Think 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also facilitate transparently. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to orchestrate perfectly. What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "cutting-edge project management" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be killer? Is it more important for something to be visionary, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box, extensible? We invariably deploy C2C2B micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be C2B2B? If you empower virtually, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to generate nano-magnetically. Think super-fractal. We think we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to e-enable extensibly. We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to empower globally. Think C2C2C. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mission-critical experiences but our aptitude to engage. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to unleash virtually. Think macro-viral. The capacity to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to target transparently. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We frequently streamline strategic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of process management. Without R&D, you will lack re-sizing. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless web-readiness and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-used term "synergies" really mean? What does the term "real-world, scalable dynamic performance" really mean? Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless one-to-one e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The supply-chains factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-interactively"? We will widen our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to empower. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think granular.