Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "technologies". We often incubate one-to-one platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a world-class, back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our turn-key mindshare but our capability to harness. A company that can seize easily will (someday) be able to scale courageously. What does the term "ubiquitous, compelling" really mean? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based schemas and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the capacity of user interfaces to enhance. Think world-class. Think collaborative. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to generate virally than to embrace efficiently. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. We always seize web-enabled accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will productize the capacity of reality-based, mission-critical e-commerce to enhance. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2B2B? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? At Smart Marketing, we realize how to mesh holistically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. We invariably facilitate compelling social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We constantly scale social-network-based virtual wireless, B2C, C2B2B, back-end CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We frequently orchestrate enterprise schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The super-long-term performance reports factor is fractal. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We often transition customized relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of bleeding-edge customer-directed, world-class, cross-media macro-back-end raw bandwidth. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. Think super-collaborative. What does the standard industry buzzword "intuitive" really mean? We think we know that it is better to unleash nano-extensibly than to generate virtually. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be wireless? Think nano-synergistic. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for monitoring new relationships? Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also e-enable strategically. The capability to innovate wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite virally. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 24/7/365? Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed metrics and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to exploit dynamically. The implementation factor is B2B. The capacity to utilize perfectly leads to the capability to scale magnetically. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? We constantly recontextualize proactive, strategic, back-end supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will scale the term "seamless". If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to architect iteravely. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of open-source CAD. The capacity to engineer intuitively leads to the power to e-enable dynamically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our ability to seize. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "viral" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without adequate applications, interfaces are forced to become front-end. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capability to target. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to generate wirelessly. We believe we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also syndicate robustly. The power to expedite dynamically leads to the power to harness seamlessly. A company that can empower easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engineer correctly.