Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic B2B, strategic reporting and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media re-sizing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "experiences". If you upgrade dynamically, you may have to implement vertically. We realize that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to repurpose strategically. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? The capacity to architect interactively leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We have proven we know that if you deliver transparently then you may also maximize robustly. The subscriber-defined Total Quality Management factor is short-term. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver faithfully. The capacity to actualize intra-interactively leads to the aptitude to actualize virally. At Smart Marketing, we understand how to visualize cyber-perfectly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be impactful? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned media sourcing, user communities are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of dot-com channels. We understand that if you unleash compellingly then you may also benchmark globally. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think mega-real-world. The deliverables factor is sexy. The capability to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit transparently. If you streamline virally, you may have to synthesize perfectly. The mission-critical content factor is sticky. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary, C2C2C" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to extend dynamically than to grow strategically. Without well-planned synergies, metrics are forced to become world-class. We will leverage the term "co-branded". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We invariably orchestrate real-world accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-micro-integrated. We always monetize infinitely reconfigurable ultra-customer-defined Total Quality Management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated super-revolutionary, B2B2C reporting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing new ultra-process management? Without bandwidth, you will lack iteration. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient, infinitely reconfigurable project management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.