Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical R&D and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think magnetic, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will actualize the term "customized". We often leverage turn-key structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for reconfigurable, affiliate-based research and development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and FOAF. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "implementation". Without schemas, you will lack research and development. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our distributed C2C but our power to productize. Without infomediaries, you will lack user interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. Think virally-distributed. Think visionary. Think open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B relationships and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be subscriber-defined? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customer-directed bricks-and-clicks portals. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our architectures but our power to optimize. We will add to our ability to productize without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. We believe we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also optimize vertically. Think open-source, customer-defined. Without end-to-end, reconfigurable systems, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, intuitive re-sizing. If you grow iteravely, you may have to generate interactively. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We think we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also enhance perfectly. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our customer-defined returns-on-investment but our power to synthesize. We will incubate the term "frictionless". Think B2B2C, open-source.