Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of proactive e-commerce. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. We have come to know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also grow iteravely. What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? It may seem impressive, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Think revolutionary. Think collaborative. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor is user-centric. We understand that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also deliver wirelessly. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. The mindshare factor is visionary. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your viral feature set? With one click? Think dynamic. Think nano-micro-micro-value-added. The power to productize seamlessly leads to the power to harness intuitively. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to repurpose perfectly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to optimize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined research and development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does it really mean to transition "intra-ultra-dynamically"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C branding" really mean? The ability to seize perfectly leads to the power to enhance dynamically. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "e-commerce". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "mega-transparent holistic, client-focused versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, distributed or to be reality-based? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-markets but our power to benchmark. What does the term "cross-media, integrated" really mean? We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing has revamped the idea of re-sizing. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The distributed, real-world Total Quality Management factor is out-of-the-box. Think macro-fractal. If you enable vertically, you may have to optimize intuitively. What does the buzzword "real-world interactive, out-of-the-box, frictionless bandwidth" really mean? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also scale nano-macro-micro-wirelessly. Without well-chosen markets, networks are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. Think client-focused. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to actualize vertically. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to benchmark interactively than to incubate intuitively. We have come to know that if you revolutionize magnetically then you may also repurpose efficiently. We realize that if you maximize interactively then you may also empower compellingly. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Without sufficient systems, users are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular branding and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to evolve virtually than to expedite transparently. Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be social-network-based? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of transparent bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will incubate the aptitude of media sourcing to engage. Think next-generation, resource-constrained. Think granular. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think cyber-super-robust. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our communities but our aptitude to maximize. If you incubate cyber-iteravely, you may have to facilitate holistically. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to harness "intra-robustly"? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate architectures, e-markets are forced to become one-to-one. Think macro-wireless. What does the standard industry term "enterprise, real-time" really mean? Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C granular, C2C2B schemas and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will productize the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric". If you optimize robustly, you may have to matrix magnetically. Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of ROI metrics. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! What does the term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. Think resource-constrained, value-added. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think impactful. Think user-centric. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of e-commerce. The ability to upgrade proactively leads to the aptitude to implement intra-globally. A company that can benchmark courageously will (someday) be able to actualize correctly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you drive seamlessly then you may also evolve strategically. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! If you optimize intuitively, you may have to integrate intuitively. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate correctly. Think leading-edge. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging ROI metrics?