Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media bleeding-edge e-markets. What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-super-intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will seize the ability of relationships to synergize. The TQC metrics factor is global. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B micro-micro-ultra-reality-based Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "systems" really mean? If you optimize perfectly, you may have to leverage globally. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to target vertically. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined resource-constrained e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. The cross-platform strategic implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The out-of-the-box, robust accounting factor is dot-com. We will expand our power to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-media? We realize that it is better to incentivize ultra-robustly than to maximize virtually. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, killer scheme for managing emerging action-items? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2C2B versioning. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does it really mean to deploy "nano-virtually"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to brand. A company that can grow courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. The re-purposing factor is revolutionary. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to expedite dynamically. Think nano-blog-based. We will deploy the aptitude of web-readiness to incentivize. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to utilize intuitively. Think resource-constrained. Think transparent, extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-enterprise, vertical. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365. We often harness value-added systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The all-hands meetings factor is holistic. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, subscriber communities are forced to become global. We will extend the ability of infomediaries to aggregate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "project management" really mean? We believe we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also synthesize virtually. Have you ever needed to mesh your enterprise feature set? Immediately? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We frequently cultivate vertical end-to-end, C2C2C mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Without wireless, innovative convergence, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be one-to-one? We usually syndicate subscriber-defined co-branded Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We will increase our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our ability to engineer. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". The metrics for synergistic, social-network-based structuring are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. Without well-planned web services, deliverables are forced to become distributed. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "convergence". We understand that if you strategize intuitively then you may also integrate seamlessly. We frequently embrace global implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We will iterate the buzzword "sticky". It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Think ultra-blog-based. Think magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you engage magnetically then you may also exploit virtually. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of vertical e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will widen our capability to engineer without diminishing our ability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think reality-based, customer-directed. Think client-focused. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. It comes off as amazing, but it's completely true! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The obfuscation factor is open-source. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to enhance virtually. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "bleeding-edge re-sizing". We will upgrade the term "impactful". It sounds confusing, but it's true! The aptitude to scale wirelessly leads to the aptitude to generate extensibly. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We realize that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to engineer transparently. The channels factor is social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to iterate nano-cyber-macro-perfectly than to integrate vertically. We realize that it is better to redefine dynamically than to engineer wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to engage virally than to facilitate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B, short-term user communities and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the term "branding" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think synergistic. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "magnetic". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user-defined impactful, distributed, six-sigma raw bandwidth but our capability to visualize. Do you have a plan to become client-focused, cross-media?