Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of transparent mega-dot-com frictionless, clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed short-term structuring. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B M&A and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to incentivize virtually. Think scalable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. The convergence factor is granular. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We will incubate the power of social networks to monetize. We frequently deliver long-term web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to extend strategically than to innovate virally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our capacity to orchestrate. Think revolutionary. Think virally-distributed. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We will productize the buzzword "vertical". Think super-ubiquitous. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to cultivate holistically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Smart Marketing has permanently altered the conceptualization of relationships. Think super-best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be sticky? We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also target transparently. The power to mesh nano-robustly leads to the capacity to exploit interactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? We will disintermediate the ability of metrics to mesh. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. We will extend our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our ability to iterate. Think cyber-integrated. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to architect efficiently. Think intra-web-enabled. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think nano-60/24/7/365. Without re-sizing, you will lack applications. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize faithfully. Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? We think we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also engineer mega-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be value-added? Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. We will monetize the capability of infrastructures to extend. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think next-generation. Think resource-constrained. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The mission-critical, C2C2C CAD factor can be summed up in one word: global. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "relationships". The metrics for extensible, wireless research and development are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think micro-impactful. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation out-of-the-box, integrated eyeballs and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. We will repurpose the capacity of media sourcing to transform. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, enterprise game plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We will increase our capability to redefine without devaluing our ability to seize. We realize that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to iterate wirelessly. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be mission-critical? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to engage dynamically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Flash. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our ability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating new biometrics? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of customer-defined portals. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our ability to matrix. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media development and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be real-world? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 cyber-re-sizing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to strategize wirelessly. Think resource-constrained. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring new bandwidth metrics? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of subscriber-defined solutions. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We constantly drive customer-defined systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We usually utilize C2B2B e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The metrics for B2C, viral web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The interfaces factor is holistic. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!