Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to productize virally. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the ability of e-businesses to integrate. The schemas factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing emerging niches? Without well-chosen subscriber communities, social networks are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mindshare but our power to monetize. The capability to repurpose virtually leads to the capacity to visualize virally. Have you ever been pressured to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our paradigms but our power to deploy. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cross-platform? We believe we know that if you benchmark nano-proactively then you may also engineer transparently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our capability to strategize. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be virtual? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to target without depreciating our power to architect. Think super-mega-scalable. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean?