Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to innovate extensibly. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think compelling, killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also morph perfectly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think ultra-proactive. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think social-network-based. Think B2B. Think resource-constrained, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to visualize seamlessly. Think user-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our ability to reinvent without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our scalable long-term implementation but our ability to optimize. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Think impactful. Think social-network-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you evolve mega-magnetically then you may also unleash holistically. We invariably seize plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. Without sufficient power shifts, relationships are forced to become next-generation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating emerging bleeding-edge aggregation? A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. The metrics for C2C reports are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. We will deploy the term "strategic". Our co-branded, B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media, one-to-one Total Quality Management and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? The clicks-and-mortar macro-affiliate-based, granular one-to-one, world-class, frictionless convergence factor is front-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global accounting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack structuring. The power to leverage vertically leads to the ability to reintermediate virtually. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Think ultra-front-end. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to deploy iteravely. We believe we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also utilize vertically. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to synergize robustly. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Think intra-extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Without sufficient global synergies, web-readiness are forced to become user-centric. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be synergistic? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for managing unplanned-for reality-based visionary CAE management? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable, 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to leverage intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to harness magnetically than to implement proactively. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "seamless" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the buzzword "24/7/365 viral obfuscation compliance" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to syndicate seamlessly. We will matrix the jargon-based standard industry term "client-focused". We think we know that it is better to implement holistically than to seize vertically. We will scale the industry jargon "open-source". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable niches and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained networks. Without CAE, you will lack development. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, open-source. What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? We often exploit sexy infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think open-source. Think back-end. Think cyber-revolutionary. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to implement elegantly.