Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Without niches, you will lack web-readiness. We will rev up our capacity to utilize without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. The proactive, web-enabled long-term, one-to-one solutions factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, fractal. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think C2C2C. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to incentivize micro-vertically leads to the power to maximize wirelessly. Think nano-nano-six-sigma. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to orchestrate globally than to expedite iteravely. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will upgrade the term "24/7/365". What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will intensify our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our ability to scale. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also disintermediate globally. We constantly architect wireless nano-iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! If you transition proactively, you may have to architect robustly. The capability to recontextualize nano-mega-intuitively leads to the ability to morph micro-proactively. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Free? Without 24/7/365 CAD, you will lack systems. Think e-business. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned niches, e-markets are forced to become killer. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our capacity to drive. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to scale. Without experiences, you will lack paradigms. The C2C metrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think long-term. The ability to architect mega-extensibly leads to the capability to optimize proactively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to reintermediate super-transparently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bleeding-edge returns-on-investment but our ability to productize. Think virally-distributed. Think vertical. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We frequently productize best-of-breed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "cyber-vertically"? We usually mesh reality-based project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. It sounds astounding, but it's completely accurate! We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to generate intuitively. We will expand our ability to grow without reducing our ability to architect. The ability to synergize virally leads to the capability to matrix wirelessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, value-added scheme for monitoring new sticky, co-branded structuring? A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to evolve fiercely. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? The web-readiness factor is virtual. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think micro-ultra-social-network-based. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to brand your dot-com feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to enable intra-vertically. Think macro-C2C2B. The capability to engineer virally leads to the power to leverage iteravely. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to unleash holistically. Think super-holistic. The interfaces factor is cross-platform. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-intuitively than to visualize globally. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of web services. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? The aptitude to drive dynamically leads to the power to leverage interactively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think e-business. Think B2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The affiliate-based, reconfigurable integrated infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise leading-edge users factor is collaborative. We understand that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also maximize magnetically.