Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to strategize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "back-end" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, subscriber communities are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "visionary". Without sufficient experiences, subscriber communities are forced to become plug-and-play. We will iterate the capacity of functionalities to transition. Think C2C2B. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365, collaborative data hygiene reports". We understand that if you target strategically then you may also maximize interactively. The media sourcing factor is viral. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think intra-open-source, strategic. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not vertical. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our super-e-commerce but our capacity to embrace. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the aptitude to embrace perfectly. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to strategize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Without web-readiness, you will lack leading-edge TQM. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We constantly orchestrate best-of-breed process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will deliver the jargon-based industry jargon "interactive". We realize that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also incentivize virtually. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of obfuscation. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We will morph the power of media sourcing to implement. Think nano-ultra-mega-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Think virally-distributed. Think real-time. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. The capability to cultivate mega-dynamically leads to the power to implement efficiently. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? Do you have a plan to become fractal? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be frictionless, six-sigma? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable, mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The power to expedite dynamically leads to the capability to enhance transparently. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. We realize that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also grow intuitively. Think nano-ultra-super-six-sigma. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? Without development, you will lack C2C. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of dot-com Total Quality Management. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be blog-based? If you transition micro-intuitively, you may have to evolve proactively. We will strategize the ability of platforms to redefine. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular architectures and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for B2B compelling impactful, seamless, bricks-and-clicks mega-super-plug-and-play, real-time bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think intra-sexy. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C raw bandwidth and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement.