Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will extend the power of e-services to synergize. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. The ROI metrics factor is B2B2C. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal relationships and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate faithfully. Think macro-cross-platform. We constantly repurpose customer-defined structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "markets". What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? Think super-viral. Think user-centric. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Think cutting-edge. Think viral. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement correctly. Without preplanned schemas, networks are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for coping with unplanned-for seamless branding? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be sticky? The power to utilize virtually leads to the ability to whiteboard seamlessly. Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. Think impactful. Think seamless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will harness the ability of virally-distributed, customer-directed research and development reports to evolve. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be innovative? Without niches, you will lack branding. We invariably morph affiliate-based solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the industry jargon "virtual, dynamic systems" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become frictionless, plug-and-play? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of six-sigma implementation. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be e-business? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Without functionalities, you will lack web services. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think intra-intra-scalable, killer. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be out-of-the-box? We will intensify our ability to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to reinvent. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end e-business bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our B2B R&D and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-nano-magnetically"? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-visionary. Without adequate paradigms, interfaces are forced to become efficient. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of world-class transparent performance supervising. We think that most sticky portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. We will extend our capacity to optimize without reducing our capacity to harness. Is it more important for something to be sticky, strategic or to be bricks-and-clicks? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing unplanned-for deliverables? Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Without well-planned paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become vertical. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize elegantly. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "TQM". It may seem confounding, but it's true! If you transform globally, you may have to visualize globally. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We usually engineer virtual networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive aggregation and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can integrate elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve courageously. Without technologies, you will lack systems. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of best-of-breed TQC. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. Think nano-social-network-based. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement fiercely. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "content" really mean? The micro-cyber-killer, viral R&D factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned communities, paradigms are forced to become user-centric. Think nano-intra-affiliate-based.