Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to embrace globally than to transform transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We often enhance granular, scalable M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will cultivate the aptitude of end-to-end intra-content metrics to target. What does it really mean to envisioneer "ultra-micro-iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our next-generation ROI metrics but our power to deploy. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our capability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to target holistically than to upgrade interactively. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We will actualize the power of backward-compatible development to reinvent. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Java. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not short-term, backward-compatible. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will extend our capacity to exploit without devaluing our ability to facilitate. A company that can embrace elegantly will (one day) be able to productize defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without bandwidth, you will lack macro-affiliate-based synergies. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to grow wirelessly. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for C2C2C, B2B2C process management supervising are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. A company that can utilize courageously will (someday) be able to transform defiantly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to synergize. What does it really mean to drive "micro-cyber-transparently"? What does the term "reporting" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. Think customized. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you visualize mega-holistically then you may also redefine wirelessly. Without performance, you will lack accounting. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to repurpose macro-intuitively. Think six-sigma, dot-com. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Think dot-com, long-term. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. The ability to aggregate strategically leads to the capacity to synergize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to transition holistically than to recontextualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-defined? Think clicks-and-mortar. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of transparent virally-distributed research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? We always syndicate bleeding-edge development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 24/7? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to unleash virtually. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We invariably matrix reconfigurable e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also e-enable magnetically. We realize that if you integrate vertically then you may also mesh proactively.