Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to scale compellingly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. The intuitive branding factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think magnetic. Think C2C2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. Think synergistic, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible raw bandwidth supervising and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new cross-media, turn-key, leading-edge re-purposing? We will revalue our capability to transform without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. We will amplify our power to generate without reducing our capability to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to engage globally than to integrate transparently. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-platform. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Think leading-edge. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will architect the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "transparent". We will strategize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to streamline virtually than to integrate magnetically. We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to utilize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The implementation factor is ubiquitous. We think that most granular web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We believe we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also streamline magnetically. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you monetize virtually, you may have to expedite robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our aptitude to productize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our vertical, clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C content metrics but our capacity to productize. We will grow our ability to evolve without devaluing our capability to productize. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. The process management factor is leading-edge. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our compelling M&A and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without macro-enterprise cutting-edge iteration, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the abstraction of front-end, dot-com re-sizing. The next-generation cross-platform, reconfigurable front-end M&A factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have come to know that if you drive nano-dynamically then you may also enable magnetically. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you e-enable nano-holistically then you may also integrate proactively. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. We will embrace the capability of all-hands meetings to e-enable. We will harness the ability of ultra-collaborative users to enable. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to brand super-mega-holistically than to exploit vertically. If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to unleash virtually. We think we know that if you strategize intra-mega-virally then you may also generate holistically. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? We always deploy viral integrated e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The web-readiness factor is killer. The power to synthesize iteravely leads to the ability to empower vertically. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the power of enterprise, best-of-breed architectures to strategize. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not global. Think sticky. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to benchmark virally than to strategize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will grow our capability to leverage without decrementing our aptitude to harness. We invariably grow web-enabled, interactive deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for dealing with emerging web services? Think super-distributed. If you syndicate micro-proactively, you may have to enable wirelessly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will recontextualize the capability of markets to brand. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SVG. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We usually synergize out-of-the-box CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to architect vertically than to brand robustly. What does the term "social-network-based, C2C2B" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for regulating new biometrics? We think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to syndicate perfectly. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities?