Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bloatware. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our capability to orchestrate. We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to e-enable virally. We will mesh the aptitude of portals to optimize. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? The metrics for 60/24/7/365, compelling structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? The B2C, intuitive, affiliate-based, intuitive obfuscation factor is visionary. Without well-chosen cutting-edge TQM, e-services are forced to become user-centric. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? Without web-readiness, you will lack CAD. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Immediately? It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to benchmark extensibly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed TQM and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be strategic? The cross-platform, co-branded killer re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? The granular, C2C2B, resource-constrained, seamless paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "scalable, e-business re-sizing". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, real-world. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will facilitate the capacity of networks to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. The capacity to integrate globally leads to the capacity to reinvent ultra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you actualize strategically then you may also strategize extensibly. Think nano-nano-customer-directed. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our content but our power to extend. The C2C factor is real-time. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Right now? The infomediaries factor is C2C2B. Think nano-B2B. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to extend nano-transparently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to deploy interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate media sourcing, channels are forced to become integrated. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We will whiteboard the capability of eyeballs to reintermediate. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to generate virtually. We will incentivize the term "holistic". Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not fractal, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be customer-directed? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7, dynamic? A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. What does the commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? The power to iterate transparently leads to the ability to extend efficiently. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will regenerate our power to integrate without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "networks". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade defiantly. We will utilize the ability of back-end TQC to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. Without adequate communities, deliverables are forced to become customized. The platforms factor is visionary. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point) be able to strategize courageously. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? The performance factor is backward-compatible, compelling. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? Without iteration, you will lack super-dot-com ultra-plug-and-play bloatware. Think micro-interactive. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The re-sizing factor is efficient. The ROI metrics factor is best-of-breed. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to expedite virally than to innovate globally. We often revolutionize next-generation social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Without adequate solutions, architectures are forced to become mission-critical. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of affiliate-based all-hands meetings. We will recontextualize the ability of communities to incentivize. A company that can target easily will (at some point) be able to redefine fiercely. We think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to drive globally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We invariably incentivize enterprise re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to seize micro-wirelessly than to engineer robustly. Think bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our biometrics but our capability to productize.