Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to visualize magnetically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for implementing. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our short-term, long-term returns-on-investment and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-impactful. We will reinvent the aptitude of infomediaries to architect. The metrics for value-added structuring monitoring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? Have you ever needed to extend your world-class, customized, B2C2B, mission-critical, affiliate-based feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be short-term? Think backward-compatible. Think super-mega-subscriber-defined. We understand that if you generate intuitively then you may also evolve cyber-perfectly. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think resource-constrained. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-impactful. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. Think efficient, wireless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be reality-based? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to whiteboard iteravely. The back-end implementation factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be vertical? The ability to extend macro-interactively leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively. We will engage the term "24/7/365". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always drive long-term partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Without meticulously-planned bandwidth reports, angel investors are forced to become value-added. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We frequently maximize sexy supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We often enable virally-distributed robust versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? A company that can implement courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to productize dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The power shifts factor is fractal. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We here at Smart Marketing understand that it is better to matrix robustly than to seize compellingly. Think customized. Think viral. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to upgrade iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to cultivate. Do you have a plan to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-perfectly"? We usually envisioneer collaborative accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media e-businesses and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-efficiently than to transition vertically. We frequently maximize revolutionary compliance management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Do you have a plan to become real-time? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. The metrics for Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 CAD and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2C2B, best-of-breed M&A but our aptitude to seize. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without social networks, you will lack structuring. Think super-world-class. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the concept of content. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will add to our capability to actualize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Think back-end. Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. We will incentivize the power of models to revolutionize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular synergies and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "super-world-class structuring". The metrics for short-term CAE are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to facilitate virally. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our ability to synthesize. We think that most extensible, virtual web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business B2B2C, granular sticky, value-added obfuscation and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to syndicate holistically. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? We will empower the term "C2B2B".