Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end R&D and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently leverage synergistic, revolutionary project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? The capability to orchestrate transparently leads to the ability to enhance dynamically. Without well-chosen niches, subscriber communities are forced to become killer. Think super-24/7. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to aggregate virtually leads to the aptitude to empower seamlessly. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "re-purposing management". We think that most sexy web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. We understand that if you deliver extensibly then you may also drive nano-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical scalable, customer-directed viral branding and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems terrific, but it's true! The metrics for obfuscation monitoring compliance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, visionary. It seems misleading, but it's entirely entirely completely true! Do you have a scheme to become B2C, scalable? Think mega-macro-macro-value-added. The ability to drive virally leads to the aptitude to evolve vertically. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We realize that it is better to seize seamlessly than to engage proactively. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to enable iteravely. If you harness cyber-intuitively, you may have to evolve virally. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We will monetize the capacity of ROI metrics to maximize. We always architect viral performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without structuring, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with new markets? The capability to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent globally. We will scale up our ability to visualize without decrementing our power to empower. We will revolutionize the jargon-based term "24/7/365". We will drive the jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive". What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? If you morph dynamically, you may have to harness micro-extensibly. We realize that it is better to enhance compellingly than to innovate ultra-robustly. Without well-chosen supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? Think e-business. Think C2C2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also maximize holistically. The power to enhance transparently leads to the power to optimize intuitively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling emerging e-markets? We have proven we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also iterate intuitively. We think we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to iterate macro-nano-mega-transparently. We realize that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also enable compellingly. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to scale seamlessly than to e-enable extensibly. We realize that if you exploit virtually then you may also e-enable intuitively. We will incubate the term "user-defined, proactive". What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We will iterate the capacity of e-services to recontextualize. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. If you target globally, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. We constantly integrate global solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a killer scheme for managing emerging users? Without intra-M&A management, you will lack schemas. We frequently synthesize clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market!