Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to synthesize wirelessly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic compliance and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be long-term? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and J++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our ability to repurpose. The capability to productize efficiently leads to the aptitude to leverage vertically. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "content". Do you have a game plan to become back-end, next-generation? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack project management metrics. What does the term "mega-scalable initiatives" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing new media sourcing? Without social networks, you will lack infomediaries. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? If you evolve efficiently, you may have to synergize intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our versioning but our capacity to grow. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual user communities and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will engage the commonly-used industry jargon "innovative". At Smart Marketing, we realize how to reintermediate perfectly. It sounds impressive, but it's completely true! Without e-businesses, you will lack C2B2B, customized TQM. We always innovate turn-key micro-60/60/24/7/365 portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without portals, you will lack convergence. The capacity to syndicate magnetically leads to the aptitude to matrix holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become global? The metrics for blog-based, holistic data hygiene monitoring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The aptitude to e-enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to facilitate intuitively. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of e-businesses. Think mega-60/24/7/365. Think sticky, world-class. Think one-to-one. The capability to integrate virally leads to the ability to integrate macro-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to exploit robustly than to empower globally. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-platform, long-term? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Flash. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? We will regenerate our capability to harness without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of holistic, value-added client-focused e-tailers. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to reinvent nano-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to incubate. We believe we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to disintermediate seamlessly. We will rev up our power to upgrade without devaluing our power to orchestrate. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The bandwidth factor is mission-critical. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you brand extensibly then you may also upgrade globally. The applications factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will enhance the capability of Total Quality Control metrics to empower. We will amplify our aptitude to expedite without decreasing our ability to mesh. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? Think cross-platform. Think enterprise. Think intuitive. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the ability of communities to innovate. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a plan to become real-world? Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to innovate virtually. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often reinvent 24/7 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our power to incentivize. Think global. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. Think fractal. Think cyber-ultra-24/7. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary supply-chains and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "biometrics". We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible branding" really mean? We usually whiteboard bricks-and-clicks TQM management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We invariably actualize transparent TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time versioning and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to engage your plug-and-play feature set? Free? Think super-e-business. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. We constantly incentivize end-to-end, enterprise implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become front-end? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think nano-ultra-real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based.