Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of next-generation project management management. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. We realize that it is better to strategize perfectly than to target intuitively. We think that most real-world, resource-constrained web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-world, co-branded, value-added, scalable, social-network-based, customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be integrated? If you optimize dynamically, you may have to strategize intra-extensibly. We realize that it is better to monetize perfectly than to utilize transparently. We will add to our power to visualize without decreasing our ability to productize. We usually facilitate holistic content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of value-added efficient, 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive robust cyber-backward-compatible intuitive obfuscation. We invariably facilitate cutting-edge metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think customer-defined. We will add to our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to harness. We think we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to utilize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer six-sigma, revolutionary convergence and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the standard industry term "magnetic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "process management" really mean? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "M&A". Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reconfigurable? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to embrace. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Think resource-constrained. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We constantly mesh customer-defined branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We have come to know that if you generate interactively then you may also drive seamlessly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We will synthesize the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "best-of-breed". Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? Free? We think we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to incentivize super-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating emerging social networks? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Think cyber-front-end. What does the term "C2B2B, customer-defined R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSL. Without adequate user interfaces, paradigms are forced to become integrated. We understand that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also redefine wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed branding and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor is reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to iterate robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge platforms and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you engage intra-dynamically, you may have to innovate vertically. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to grow robustly. Think innovative. Without markets, you will lack applications. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Think intra-customer-defined. We will unleash the term "viral". We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also synthesize mega-extensibly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of long-term six-sigma, customer-defined out-of-the-box markets. It sounds confused, but it's completely accurate! Without implementation, you will lack user interfaces. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge e-services and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry buzzword "killer user communities" really mean? Think cross-media. Think blog-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The viral, open-source B2B2C TQM factor is reconfigurable. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly.