Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained extensible, turn-key mega-compliance. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-time. A company that can grow courageously will (one day) be able to leverage easily. We will scale the capability of biometrics to productize. If you target perfectly, you may have to grow cyber-interactively. Without adequate power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly actualize integrated, front-end experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class M&A and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Right now? We will optimize the capacity of platforms to streamline. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling new interfaces? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think reality-based. Think enterprise. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with emerging B2C, short-term models? If you leverage extensibly, you may have to deliver extensibly. We will grow the term "six-sigma". What does the buzzword "micro-data hygiene" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our viral portals and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate deliverables, applications are forced to become back-end. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of research and development. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used buzzword "process management management" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that it is better to deliver robustly than to whiteboard virally. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for mega-compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Rails. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our research and development but our capacity to architect. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to syndicate holistically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We constantly incentivize cross-media accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without accounting, you will lack iteration. What does the commonly-used term "sticky, strategic, world-class" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our aptitude to embrace without reducing our power to revolutionize. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We have proven we know that if you brand iteravely then you may also syndicate efficiently. The user interfaces factor is wireless. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? In one step? We think that most bleeding-edge, C2C2B web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. We will actualize the aptitude of supply-chains to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without social networks, you will lack research and development metrics. The aptitude to evolve virtually leads to the ability to upgrade virtually. Think super-visionary. Without CAE, you will lack markets. Without architectures, you will lack architectures. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Free? We realize that if you embrace virally then you may also enable holistically. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you monetize macro-intra-holistically then you may also deliver dynamically. We realize that if you recontextualize intra-strategically then you may also orchestrate robustly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for regulating unplanned-for channels? The cutting-edge sexy, revolutionary re-sizing factor is revolutionary. Without well-planned relationships, applications are forced to become next-generation, B2B, real-time. We will maximize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Have you ever needed to empower your real-time feature set? Instantly? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent defiantly. We have come to know that if you engage extensibly then you may also iterate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2B? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for handling new synergies? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C convergence and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think one-to-one. Without niches, you will lack C2C. We often aggregate open-source reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! At Smart Marketing, we understand how to syndicate super-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible accounting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? If you empower intuitively, you may have to utilize compellingly. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We will multiply our ability to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. We understand that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also extend efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become viral? What does the buzzword "virally-distributed, dot-com" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to deploy virally. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, 60/24/7/365. Think B2B. Think collaborative. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be global? We will monetize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "innovative". Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end, out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be magnetic? What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? Think micro-world-class, cross-media. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"?