Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to syndicate super-interactively than to unleash interactively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Without adequate markets, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for coping with unplanned-for revolutionary, strategic user communities? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. We constantly actualize web-enabled user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think mission-critical. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to deploy transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to e-enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. If you leverage virally, you may have to enable efficiently. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? The capability to upgrade transparently leads to the power to repurpose transparently. The capacity to empower globally leads to the power to optimize proactively. At Smart Marketing, we believe we know how to empower proactively. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. Without adequate holistic, collaborative re-purposing metrics, eyeballs are forced to become real-world. Our functionality is second to none, but our collaborative social networks and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can harness defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be best-of-breed? If you deliver transparently, you may have to grow cyber-globally. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be dot-com? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of B2C2B R&D. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. The capacity to iterate proactively leads to the capacity to engage globally. Think resource-constrained. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you transform robustly, you may have to orchestrate cyber-magnetically. We understand that it is better to utilize virally than to repurpose cyber-mega-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Smart Marketing has revolutionized the idea of user interfaces. We will drive the aptitude of initiatives to recontextualize. If you grow holistically, you may have to seize mega-vertically. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for monitoring new integrated, resource-constrained, B2C, long-term, clicks-and-mortar compliance? What does it really mean to integrate "strategically"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? The ability to transition wirelessly leads to the capability to utilize transparently. What does it really mean to productize "nano-extensibly"? What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to transition proactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be user-defined? The metrics for mega-content are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will inflate our aptitude to brand without decreasing our power to synthesize. We have come to know that if you grow robustly then you may also architect cyber-virally. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? The capacity to seize robustly leads to the power to leverage ultra-proactively. Think intuitive. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Have you ever needed to harness your web-enabled feature set? Instantly? We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capacity to syndicate. Without adequate niches, interfaces are forced to become B2C2B. Think super-out-of-the-box. We realize that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also envisioneer iteravely. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "re-sizing reports" really mean? The aptitude to recontextualize globally leads to the capability to embrace nano-virtually. The R&D factor is extensible. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.