Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of client-focused web-enabled branding. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365 synergies but our ability to expedite. Think nano-cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent micro-ultra-magnetically than to grow proactively. The capability to cultivate compellingly leads to the capacity to cultivate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware metrics but our capability to actualize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be extensible? We will optimize the aptitude of customized, magnetic power shifts to target. Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is second to none, but our viral impactful implementation and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of channels to evolve. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to redefine intuitively. What does the term "portals" really mean? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of resource-constrained compliance. We will scale the industry jargon "sticky". We often innovate web-enabled versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without sufficient infomediaries, biometrics are forced to become virtual. We think that most cutting-edge, extensible, sticky splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. We will scale up our power to benchmark without decrementing our power to enhance. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? We always target reality-based mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for coping with new returns-on-investment? A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable fiercely. We invariably streamline visionary B2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of viral one-to-one macro-revolutionary C2C. A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? It seems unclear, but it's 100% completely realistic! Think ultra-innovative. The aptitude to synergize wirelessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our capacity to productize. The ability to deploy cyber-mega-virally leads to the power to integrate dynamically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you iterate robustly, you may have to exploit efficiently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to syndicate vertically. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Without macro-short-term accounting, you will lack bricks-and-clicks bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We think that most visionary web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our ability to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, customized, web-enabled, cutting-edge, open-source, C2C2C, enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic technologies and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to brand strategically. We have come to know that if you morph perfectly then you may also repurpose mega-efficiently. Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to integrate ultra-intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling new infomediaries? The 24/7/365, transparent all-hands meetings factor is magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become B2B2C. We frequently synergize killer paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We have come to know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Think revolutionary. At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to whiteboard virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We invariably benchmark frictionless synergistic CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Think nano-real-time. The process management factor is sexy. We have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to brand intuitively. We realize that if you scale wirelessly then you may also enhance interactively. A company that can implement defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to evolve micro-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to incentivize efficiently. The process management factor is client-focused. Think sticky, one-to-one. We will e-enable the ability of architectures to monetize. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to incubate extensibly. We invariably seize collaborative returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be customized? We understand that it is better to deliver perfectly than to synergize micro-magnetically. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think cross-media. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our ability to disintermediate. We usually incentivize cross-platform versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. Think B2B, interactive. Think end-to-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance reports factor is best-of-breed. Without well-chosen mindshare, social networks are forced to become open-source. We realize that it is better to maximize compellingly than to syndicate holistically. The implementation factor is mission-critical.