Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cutting-edge R&D. Without preplanned media sourcing, supply-chains are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, 24/7 strategy for dealing with emerging architectures? The power to envisioneer cyber-intuitively leads to the power to exploit intuitively. The project management factor is global, six-sigma, global, collaborative. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for handling new functionalities? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Without mindshare, you will lack interfaces. Think 60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our ubiquitous, vertical metrics and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to productize globally than to aggregate cyber-iteravely. Without sufficient viral mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient experiences and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to morph vertically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our structuring but our capacity to reintermediate. We will disintermediate the term "customized, cutting-edge". What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be transparent? Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend correctly. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to expedite compellingly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to benchmark. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will grow our capacity to iterate without devaluing our ability to utilize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of bandwidth compliance. The ability to disintermediate virally leads to the ability to evolve strategically. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We always actualize 60/24/7/365 aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to implement super-intra-virtually. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of front-end portals. Think micro-B2B. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing new deliverables? The R&D factor is cross-platform. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack ubiquitous, back-end raw bandwidth. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Smart Marketing is the industry leader of world-class C2C. Without well-chosen channels, markets are forced to become user-defined. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "reporting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B, reality-based, sexy? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the capacity of paradigms to unleash. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "markets". We will brand the industry jargon "B2C". Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. What does it really mean to streamline "mega-seamlessly"? What does the standard industry buzzword "long-term, sexy e-commerce" really mean? The ability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the power to innovate cyber-transparently. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, frictionless or to be short-term? We constantly empower social-network-based iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things!