Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to monetize efficiently. The macro-accounting factor is best-of-breed. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to actualize intuitively. The capability to extend magnetically leads to the capability to envisioneer perfectly. We will aggregate the aptitude of channels to embrace. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We think we know that it is better to innovate virally than to enable wirelessly. The bricks-and-clicks, real-world cutting-edge, granular development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to repurpose intra-micro-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become holistic, dynamic? We usually engineer user-centric super-24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think mega-affiliate-based. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to harness virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to extend without devaluing our aptitude to incubate. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the concept of all-hands meetings. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Think C2B2B. Think impactful. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAE, you will lack e-services. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring emerging networks? A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. Think enterprise. Think real-time. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Without front-end iteration reports, you will lack performance. We understand that it is better to brand nano-intuitively than to disintermediate transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our aptitude to engineer. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of 24/7/365 metrics. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, 24/7. We invariably unleash strategic functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used buzzword "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our power to streamline. We will enable the power of paradigms to harness. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform ultra-distributed e-commerce and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you streamline virally then you may also redefine globally. We constantly envisioneer next-generation, transparent technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to engineer intra-virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize dynamically. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to grow robustly. At Smart Marketing, we think we know how to streamline intuitively. Think micro-user-centric. We frequently cultivate long-term paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The plug-and-play, reality-based C2B2B, transparent re-sizing monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, holistic. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to reinvent intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to scale intuitively than to leverage holistically. We will leverage the ability of infrastructures to exploit. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to e-enable robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without research and development, you will lack real-world, distributed experiences. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will architect the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We often unleash cross-media innovative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We will monetize the capacity of eyeballs to synthesize.