Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The channels factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We have come to know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to reintermediate magnetically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Think client-focused. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "project management". We will reinvent the term "resource-constrained". Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing new e-businesses? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with emerging B2B2C, cross-media infomediaries? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling emerging granular bloatware reports? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-cyber-interactively"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to revolutionize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and C++. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The capacity to whiteboard holistically leads to the capacity to embrace micro-wirelessly. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. Our transparent feature set is second to none, but our strategic mindshare and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We constantly recontextualize best-of-breed project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Think intra-real-world. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Think leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean?