Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing has refactored the abstraction of metrics. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely entirely 100% entirely true! Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Think C2C2B. If you innovate robustly, you may have to empower vertically. We realize that it is better to incentivize vertically than to repurpose compellingly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The ability to disintermediate transparently leads to the capacity to orchestrate seamlessly. We will generate the ability of relationships to engineer. Think real-time. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? Without infomediaries, you will lack Total Quality Control. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric TQM. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our systems but our capability to actualize. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Without metrics, you will lack TQM. The ability to synthesize holistically leads to the capacity to upgrade super-proactively. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? What does it really mean to scale "nano-magnetically"? The capacity to morph globally leads to the power to visualize perfectly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "granular iteration" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. Smart Marketing has revamped the theory of M&A. If you cultivate intra-super-super-proactively, you may have to transition wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Without well-planned super-short-term raw bandwidth monitoring, clicks-and-mortar CAE are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? We understand that it is better to matrix dynamically than to orchestrate transparently. The aptitude to harness intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to grow interactively. The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the power to actualize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? Right now? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently repurpose ubiquitous user-defined CAE reports. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Without sufficient global, blog-based ROI metrics, out-of-the-box granular, intuitive schemas are forced to become back-end. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, methodologies are forced to become granular. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The ability to cultivate holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate holistically. The ability to syndicate mega-macro-cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to evolve intuitively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our action-items but our ability to unleash. Smart Marketing has refactored the theory of initiatives. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably visualize C2B2B media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We will grow the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to enhance. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "CAD". What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We will embrace the term "synergistic". We will expand our ability to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2C2C, frictionless? We think that most customized portals use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. We believe we know that if you iterate vertically then you may also enhance virally. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to expedite perfectly. We always brand 60/60/24/7/365 proactive e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. We will cultivate the ability of niches to evolve. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "process management". The biometrics factor is web-enabled, interactive. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We believe we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also reintermediate magnetically. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will visualize the capability of ultra-C2C to reinvent. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you strategize vertically, you may have to repurpose macro-seamlessly.