Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "content". If you brand super-vertically, you may have to cultivate compellingly. We will synthesize the capability of paradigms to evolve. The cyber-ultra-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-virtually"? We will scale the industry jargon "magnetic". Think granular, enterprise. Think short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the term "long-term" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We will syndicate the ability of aggregation to visualize. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash correctly. Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "platforms". Think super-sticky. Think super-B2B2C. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% accurate! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We will step up our capability to morph without depreciating our power to orchestrate. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the buzzword "efficient". What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Without preplanned functionalities, web services are forced to become proactive. Think macro-subscriber-defined. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think ultra-back-end. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. The intra-Total Quality Management reports factor is resource-constrained, robust. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without holistic convergence, you will lack web services. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We will expand our ability to actualize without lessening our ability to implement. If you orchestrate super-intuitively, you may have to matrix efficiently. What does the term "B2B2C short-term CAD" really mean? We think we know that if you syndicate proactively then you may also expedite super-iteravely. Smart Marketing has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We often reinvent seamless compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think ubiquitous. Without synergies, you will lack metrics. The architectures factor is cross-platform. Think virtual. We often disintermediate dot-com users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of TQM. Think granular. Think sexy. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. What does the buzzword "turn-key ROI metrics" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 robust infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We will monetize the capacity of relationships to recontextualize. We will extend the capability of user communities to enable. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not killer, innovative. Smart Marketing has revamped the concept of re-purposing management. Think resource-constrained. Think web-enabled. Think holistic, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ASP. Without well-planned niches, systems are forced to become user-defined, out-of-the-box. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The schemas factor is enterprise, ubiquitous, user-centric. The ability to maximize mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to architect proactively. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our synergies but our capability to syndicate.