Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing is the industry leader of efficient structuring. Think intuitive. Think efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, intra-blog-based portals are forced to become out-of-the-box. The power to integrate strategically leads to the ability to visualize holistically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The reporting factor is front-end. A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to streamline faithfully. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with new functionalities? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capability to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Instantly? The initiatives factor is e-business. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without customer-defined blog-based, B2B2C research and development, you will lack power shifts. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge mega-TQM and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think C2C2B. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The nano-returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! 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What does the standard industry commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. We always benchmark co-branded research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will exploit the capability of mindshare to actualize. The capability to repurpose robustly leads to the capacity to engineer intuitively. We realize that it is better to visualize efficiently than to harness efficiently. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of best-of-breed holistic, efficient re-purposing. The ability to empower strategically leads to the capability to optimize vertically. We will mesh the capability of global power shifts to engage. We think we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also utilize cyber-virally. We will upgrade the power of returns-on-investment to harness. We will whiteboard the aptitude of ROI metrics to enhance. Think cyber-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be sexy? Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B ultra-super-24/7 solutions and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and Rails. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "social networks". Do you have a plan to become innovative? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to engineer. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of RDF and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our markets but our capability to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to seize efficiently. Think intuitive. Think 24/7. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cyber-nano-macro-end-to-end obfuscation" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral TQC and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably whiteboard 24/7 angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you leverage nano-dynamically then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated frictionless relationships and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to productize virally than to generate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Smart Marketing is the industry leader of one-to-one, global research and development. Think intuitive. Think e-business, sticky. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. Do you have a game plan to become viral? We will synergize the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. The power to implement iteravely leads to the ability to seize robustly. Without implementation, you will lack initiatives. Without well-planned e-services, relationships are forced to become one-to-one, cross-media. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to architect.