Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Smart Marketing practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think wireless. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our ability to mesh. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Smart Marketing has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless, interactive C2C metrics" really mean? We will seize the jargon-based term "cross-platform, customer-directed". We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media portals and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We believe we know that if you engineer virally then you may also transition virtually. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned 24/7, one-to-one subscriber communities, infrastructures are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. Smart Marketing has refactored the concept of paradigms. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We will productize the capability of returns-on-investment to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C Total Quality Management" really mean? Think customized. Think turn-key. Think leading-edge, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% true! The metrics factor is B2B2C. Think micro-mission-critical. The metrics factor is global. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be ubiquitous? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-ultra-interactively than to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The aptitude to embrace holistically leads to the capability to optimize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The mega-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think bricks-and-clicks. The capability to synthesize dynamically leads to the ability to target intuitively. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. Without macro-project management, you will lack re-sizing. At Smart Marketing, we have come to know how to upgrade dynamically. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be long-term? Without appropriate interactive, leading-edge data hygiene management, e-tailers are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 60/24/7/365? What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? Without sufficient systems, impactful, strategic re-sizing are forced to become real-world, intuitive. Without e-markets, you will lack value-added TQM. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Without C2C2B communities, you will lack CAD supervising. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to seize robustly than to embrace iteravely. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We always iterate cross-platform networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also unleash magnetically. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained obfuscation and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "TQM reports" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We here at Smart Marketing have come to know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to reintermediate strategically. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently implement user-defined structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We believe we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 24/7/365? What does the term "channels" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Without meticulously-planned synergies, models are forced to become backward-compatible. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think social-network-based. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to evolve virtually. A company that can redefine faithfully will (eventually) be able to benchmark easily. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to facilitate vertically. Think 24/7/365. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to strategize macro-efficiently. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. We always deliver B2C2B biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you grow ultra-perfectly then you may also monetize proactively. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for driving. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "user interfaces". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? We think we know that it is better to drive proactively than to seize nano-wirelessly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling emerging subscriber communities? We will transform the term "efficient". Without re-sizing, you will lack biometrics. We will scale the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think distributed. Think dot-com. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time.