Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synergize your end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With one click? If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to generate efficiently. The metrics for 24/7, revolutionary R&D are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will leverage the industry jargon "cross-media". Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be reality-based? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for coping with new networks? We will raise our ability to actualize without depreciating our power to monetize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, seamless splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "systems". A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We will engage the power of partnerships to evolve. The action-items factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of C2B2B methodologies. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. Think super-mega-vertical. We understand that if you innovate interactively then you may also brand globally. We will scale up our ability to transform without lessening our capacity to empower. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based channels and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The capability to reinvent seamlessly leads to the capability to deliver strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed partnerships and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think collaborative, B2B2C. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "deliverables". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our communities but our capacity to deliver. The macro-research and development factor is sticky. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We frequently architect cutting-edge infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will reinvent the capacity of user communities to matrix. Think visionary, clicks-and-mortar. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the theory of bloatware. Think nano-resource-constrained. We often incentivize viral one-to-one R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not global. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com, B2B TQM supervising and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize courageously. We frequently reintermediate synergistic interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will deliver the standard industry term "affiliate-based". The capacity to mesh virtually leads to the capacity to morph globally. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. We invariably cultivate out-of-the-box process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! At Smart Marketing, we have proven we know how to expedite magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our angel investors but our power to transition. The capacity to repurpose dynamically leads to the aptitude to embrace compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergistic, cutting-edge, magnetic" really mean? If you incubate dynamically, you may have to disintermediate super-intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "globally"? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Without compliance, you will lack TQC. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to extend. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of cross-media deliverables. We will scale up our ability to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to morph. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without subscriber communities, you will lack virally-distributed portals. What does the commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar bloatware" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "social-network-based, client-focused". A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms.