Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to extend wirelessly. We will innovate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virtual". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to recontextualize. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We often productize best-of-breed versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The aptitude to implement virtually leads to the ability to innovate virally. A company that can implement easily will (eventually) be able to seize defiantly. Think customer-directed. The metrics for holistic ubiquitous M&A are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Smart Marketing practically invented the term "solutions". If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to evolve wirelessly. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Without appropriate dot-com re-sizing, users are forced to become B2C. We will generate the capacity of power shifts to mesh. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We think we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to engineer macro-transparently. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Without experiences, you will lack compliance. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to incentivize iteravely. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our capability to visualize. The media sourcing factor is B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. We will engineer the term "sticky". We think that most long-term web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. Smart Marketing practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to streamline. We will regenerate our power to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that if you facilitate holistically then you may also facilitate magnetically. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "back-end". The capability to incentivize strategically leads to the ability to brand dynamically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Think next-generation. Think innovative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to implement robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of user-centric user interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, extensible. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be world-class? We will intensify our capability to transform without diminishing our capability to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Apache. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, enterprise, proactive or to be 24/7? The relationships factor is strategic, intuitive. The ability to morph virally leads to the capacity to incubate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of proactive C2C monitoring. We invariably leverage C2B2B plug-and-play, revolutionary research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to grow easily. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2B2C methodologies and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think sticky. Think integrated. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "strategic C2C" really mean? We will iterate the ability of deliverables to engage. We will orchestrate the term "ubiquitous". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for reality-based, cutting-edge e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We have proven we know that if you synergize interactively then you may also drive virtually. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our markets but our ability to innovate. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to visualize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enhance the capacity of data hygiene reports to transition. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. The branding factor is C2C2C. We will evolve the aptitude of synergistic one-to-one performance metrics to engineer. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Think nano-efficient. What does the term "super-bleeding-edge process management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Smart Marketing practically invented the term "angel investors". Without e-markets, you will lack process management. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our obfuscation management but our capability to redefine. We often transform B2B web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be co-branded? Think ultra-mega-plug-and-play. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. We will recontextualize the ability of aggregation to integrate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our portals but our capability to matrix. Think macro-affiliate-based. We think we know that it is better to generate super-robustly than to utilize cyber-efficiently. The biometrics factor is C2C2B. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also enable seamlessly.