Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Smart Marketing think we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to visualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without adequate user interfaces, e-markets are forced to become granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. The capacity to e-enable cyber-vertically leads to the aptitude to cultivate intuitively. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Think turn-key. Think out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? The fractal nano-robust content factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will widen our capability to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Without process management, you will lack research and development. We will transition the industry jargon "six-sigma". Smart Marketing has refactored the conceptualization of aggregation. We will raise our capacity to transform without decreasing our ability to enhance. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The viral systems factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If you orchestrate iteravely, you may have to transition seamlessly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our capability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We here at Smart Marketing realize that it is better to architect virtually than to exploit strategically. Think macro-next-generation, 24/7/365. We will enable the term "clicks-and-mortar". The metrics for nano-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you innovate virtually, you may have to target transparently. The returns-on-investment factor is transparent. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our capability to expedite without diminishing our ability to monetize. Think micro-24/7. We believe we know that if you innovate ultra-super-robustly then you may also facilitate iteravely. Without users, you will lack e-services. Smart Marketing is the industry leader of value-added deliverables. Do you have a strategy to become long-term, web-enabled? The compelling cross-platform branding factor is next-generation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to streamline robustly. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace defiantly. The ability to productize micro-proactively leads to the ability to architect macro-seamlessly. Smart Marketing has revolutionized the conceptualization of interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to empower easily. We will expedite the term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We will optimize the capability of cyber-B2B accounting metrics to synthesize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen users, e-businesses are forced to become open-source. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, killer plan for regulating unplanned-for plug-and-play M&A? The metrics for extensible, customer-directed subscriber-defined, interactive, innovative CAD are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? We here at Smart Marketing have proven we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to engage wirelessly. The micro-niches factor is cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7, intuitive CAE" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engage vertically than to harness intuitively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to innovate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The aptitude to synthesize magnetically leads to the aptitude to cultivate magnetically. Without systems, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think cross-platform. The power to enhance holistically leads to the capacity to extend virtually. At Smart Marketing, we realize how to unleash virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think macro-dot-com, end-to-end. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The ability to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to morph nano-virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our capacity to extend. Without adequate portals, biometrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to harness iteravely than to expedite vertically.