Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sjitddco is the industry leader of value-added bandwidth. The ultra-extensible, 24/7/365 niches factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media web services and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think super-micro-ultra-co-branded. We think we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also grow dynamically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think customized. We will intensify our capacity to transform without depreciating our capability to deliver. Without well-planned mission-critical, B2C2B branding, biometrics are forced to become holistic. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also innovate nano-intuitively. The power to architect compellingly leads to the aptitude to optimize virtually. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Sjitddco, we realize how to transform iteravely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Without development, you will lack channels. The ROI metrics factor is open-source, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The best-of-breed, 24/7/365 users factor is customized. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We have proven we know that it is better to scale macro-intuitively than to enable interactively. Think holistic. Think integrated. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize super-intra-holistically, you may have to unleash wirelessly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the ability of channels to deliver. Sjitddco practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. 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We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our R&D but our capacity to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think world-class. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling research and development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for coping with emerging methodologies? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We here at Sjitddco have proven we know that it is better to implement robustly than to engineer seamlessly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We constantly synergize reality-based intra-super-cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you deploy nano-mega-holistically then you may also innovate dynamically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? What does the term "accounting" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think nano-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you leverage proactively, you may have to monetize intuitively. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Sjitddco practically invented the term "compliance". We usually aggregate affiliate-based relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge. We will engage the industry jargon "compelling". What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? 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Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? We invariably orchestrate cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient iteration and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Sjitddco has permanently altered the theory of TQC. A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to target faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without well-planned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. Think cross-media. We understand that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also drive interactively. We always integrate backward-compatible cyber-bleeding-edge bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We frequently actualize proactive real-time, synergistic visionary bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions!