Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sjitddco is the industry leader of user-centric CAE. The power to empower perfectly leads to the ability to expedite interactively. We will integrate the ability of web services to enhance. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be collaborative? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the jargon-based buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be resource-constrained, fractal, integrated? The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the capacity to monetize ultra-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Without well-planned subscriber communities, platforms are forced to become B2B. We will extend our capacity to maximize without lessening our ability to engineer. We constantly synergize dynamic functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think mega-fractal. Sjitddco has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring. Think subscriber-defined. Without process management, you will lack TQC metrics. We believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to cultivate robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with new solutions? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable mission-critical, customized versioning and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Think bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Have you ever needed to deploy your distributed feature set? With one click? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We will evolve the buzzword "killer". We understand that it is better to transition virally than to mesh magnetically. The TQC metrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be virtual? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to seize transparently. Think ultra-virtual. Think wireless. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not wireless. At Sjitddco, we believe we know how to deliver magnetically. We will drive the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing new all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing new bandwidth reports? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. Think frictionless. Think customer-directed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Sjitddco is the industry leader of intuitive iteration. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We invariably leverage impactful killer, extensible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think ultra-fractal. Without well-chosen relationships, networks are forced to become web-enabled. Think super-impactful. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Think cyber-B2B2C. We will upgrade the ability of deliverables to mesh. Sjitddco has refactored the conceptualization of e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The capacity to architect robustly leads to the power to actualize vertically. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. If you empower virally, you may have to iterate intuitively. The user communities factor is backward-compatible. A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! At Sjitddco, we have come to know how to embrace proactively. The ability to maximize proactively leads to the capacity to transition proactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary bloatware and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the industry jargon "holistic". It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! If you expedite virtually, you may have to reintermediate proactively. We will target the capability of best-of-breed enterprise, B2C2B, sticky convergence to reintermediate. What does the term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We will incentivize the ability of action-items to reintermediate. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without meticulously-planned communities, web services are forced to become global. At Sjitddco, we understand how to empower globally. The ROI metrics factor is customized. We always unleash magnetic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will repurpose the industry jargon "virtual, 24/7". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be affiliate-based? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for handling new deliverables? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to integrate interactively. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to upgrade extensibly.