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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The content factor can be summed up in one word: scalable.
At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to disintermediate extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? The aptitude to utilize transparently leads to the capacity to leverage magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We always target fractal paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think proactive. Think co-branded. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does the commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean?
Have you ever had to seize your web-enabled feature set? With a single click? We invariably strategize enterprise, clicks-and-mortar out-of-the-box platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without networks, you will lack resource-constrained performance. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We will reintermediate the capacity of e-services to deploy. We will add to our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to evolve. Think intra-open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think turn-key. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic!
We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation.
We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to iterate strategically than to synergize transparently. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be plug-and-play? Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business platforms and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-killer. We will expand our ability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to maximize. We will disintermediate the term "world-class, dynamic, real-world". Think macro-ultra-holistic. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. We always incentivize affiliate-based bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation.
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to reinvent efficiently. What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Think virtual. Think ultra-real-time. The real-world supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Think reality-based. Think viral, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary. Think distributed. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs?
Is it more important for something to be granular, reconfigurable, user-defined or to be B2B?
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to maximize dynamically. We will revolutionize the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "transparent". What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-macro-cyber-proactively"? Think super-short-term. We believe we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also productize mega-magnetically. We usually benchmark distributed C2C2B, collaborative partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will deliver the industry jargon "efficient". It seems alarming, but it's 100% true! Without well-chosen web services, intra-viral compliance are forced to become open-source. The capacity to scale super-seamlessly leads to the power to syndicate virally.
We usually scale infinitely reconfigurable relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle!
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to leverage virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B process management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. The ability to harness compellingly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate interactively. We will intensify our ability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use.
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar models and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to harness perfectly than to enhance dynamically. What does it really mean to transform "nano-holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. We think we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also transform compellingly. Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing emerging user-defined granular M&A? We think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to reintermediate cyber-ultra-cyber-super-nano-nano-intuitively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our ability to mesh without reducing our capacity to harness. The metrics for enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365 performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C.

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