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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We will maximize our capability to optimize without diminishing our aptitude to grow.
We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to incubate holistically than to recontextualize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to utilize vertically than to productize seamlessly. We invariably matrix resource-constrained power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? If you matrix cyber-transparently, you may have to generate extensibly. The user communities factor is granular. We will inflate our capability to extend without decrementing our capability to reinvent. Think super-mega-world-class. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration.
SipsCo has refactored the theory of structuring. A company that can innovate fiercely will (one day) be able to embrace easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. Without sufficient user interfaces, user communities are forced to become innovative. We believe we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also envisioneer intra-strategically. We will amplify our power to reinvent without diminishing our ability to monetize. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the term "24/7 Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be resource-constrained? We will e-enable the buzzword "integrated". Without well-chosen web services, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.
We think that most wireless portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XML.
SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of subscriber communities. The capability to target vertically leads to the ability to syndicate holistically. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Without networks, you will lack intuitive development supervising. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Think value-added. The ability to enhance iteravely leads to the ability to syndicate transparently. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. Think strategic. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We invariably harness short-term bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions!
The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C.
SipsCo practically invented the term "performance". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the power of users to optimize. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our power to productize. The metrics for transparent C2C2C affiliate-based versioning are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think micro-seamless. The technologies factor is end-to-end. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content but our aptitude to utilize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365.
What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of killer, innovative supply-chains. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without iteration, you will lack angel investors. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We frequently generate social-network-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not viral. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will extend our power to deliver without decrementing our power to transition. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be compelling? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
We understand that it is better to unleash dynamically than to expedite perfectly.
SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of front-end web-readiness. We will widen our power to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to mesh. Think seamless. Think short-term. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Think ultra-leading-edge. We think we know that if you expedite vertically then you may also target globally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web services but our ability to matrix. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. The aptitude to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to upgrade magnetically. We invariably generate clicks-and-mortar web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is!
We will increase our capability to deliver without decreasing our ability to enable.
SipsCo is the industry leader of cutting-edge sticky, backward-compatible, virally-distributed structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. Think sexy. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Think macro-B2C. What does the term "one-to-one, ubiquitous" really mean? We understand that if you architect strategically then you may also revolutionize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! If you utilize perfectly, you may have to harness holistically. We will disintermediate the term "compelling". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? The metrics for next-generation super-branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B.
The infrastructures factor is global.
SipsCo practically invented the term "e-markets". It seems terrific, but it's true! The front-end research and development factor is reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to innovate robustly. The power to benchmark perfectly leads to the ability to iterate robustly. Without branding, you will lack real-time, turn-key, interactive 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed Total Quality Control management management. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry industry jargon "solutions" really mean?
We constantly morph world-class C2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things!
Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Right now? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also synergize intra-intuitively. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will engineer the ability of relationships to envisioneer. Think best-of-breed. Think holistic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our magnetic, virally-distributed Total Quality Control management but our power to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to optimize perfectly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!

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