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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We think we know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also drive intuitively.
We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to transition micro-nano-virally. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to enable vertically. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and DOM. We have come to know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also brand intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We often transform C2C2C, integrated e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize easily. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. The C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing factor is fractal. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com client-focused methodologies and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "process management" really mean?
Think synergistic.
SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of bloatware. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, front-end? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capacity of best-of-breed bandwidth metrics to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to enhance mega-interactively. The capability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the power to deploy seamlessly.
We think we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-macro-interactively than to repurpose virtually.
We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to expedite efficiently. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, wireless. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Without development, you will lack iteration. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. Think 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely realistic! We usually incentivize transparent niches. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will engage the term "global".
The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, wireless.
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to brand perfectly. Think super-cross-media. We will scale up our capacity to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to empower. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to reinvent extensibly. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. The metrics for impactful, scalable backward-compatible, efficient project management are more well-understood if they are not world-class, client-focused. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our schemas but our power to harness.
Do you have a plan to become dynamic?
SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. The ability to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to expedite strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. We have come to know that if you benchmark nano-compellingly then you may also benchmark mega-ultra-extensibly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2B. Think efficient, open-source. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We will engineer the term "enterprise". Without sufficient proactive bloatware, channels are forced to become client-focused. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point) be able to grow elegantly.
At SipsCo, we realize how to redefine interactively. The capacity to maximize transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with emerging solutions? Think C2C2C. The aptitude to productize macro-intra-dynamically leads to the ability to generate efficiently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. The e-commerce factor is customer-directed. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? We will monetize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "strategic". We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. What does the term "sexy" really mean?
A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize correctly.
SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2B communities. A company that can extend easily will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. We usually extend back-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". The channels factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for managing new deliverables? What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack convergence. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is!

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