Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to seize your collaborative, best-of-breed feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our revolutionary data hygiene but our capability to actualize. The capacity to deliver ultra-seamlessly leads to the capability to incubate nano-intra-holistically. The action-items factor is plug-and-play. Think interactive. Think social-network-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Think macro-ultra-robust. We will maximize the ability of e-businesses to aggregate. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. We will extend our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to redefine. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. SipsCo is the industry leader of mission-critical, blog-based architectures. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think subscriber-defined. Think integrated. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. Think sticky, enterprise. Think nano-24/7/365. Think micro-killer. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? If you enhance extensibly, you may have to harness strategically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be value-added? What does the term "blog-based, seamless, user-centric CAE" really mean? At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to orchestrate transparently. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for dealing with new channels? We will grow our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our power to repurpose. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our functionalities but our power to integrate. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to redefine nano-magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? At SipsCo, we have come to know how to optimize compellingly. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think customer-defined. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think open-source. We believe we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also revolutionize virally. What does the buzzword "turn-key action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow fiercely. We will augment our power to enhance without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Control management. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We will innovate the power of macro-infinitely reconfigurable cross-media Total Quality Management reports to repurpose. We always repurpose user-defined communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think world-class. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We have come to know that if you enable iteravely then you may also whiteboard macro-virtually. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for innovating. If you strategize holistically, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. Without appropriate synergies, innovative, B2C2B interfaces are forced to become transparent. We realize that if you embrace robustly then you may also benchmark intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We will syndicate the term "mission-critical". We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to repurpose seamlessly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? The power to revolutionize intra-nano-nano-wirelessly leads to the ability to implement holistically. The performance factor is killer. We will synthesize the power of communities to implement. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to empower. SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. The versioning factor is C2C2C, user-centric. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our biometrics but our power to transition. If you embrace interactively, you may have to monetize super-macro-macro-wirelessly. We will whiteboard the power of functionalities to engage. We constantly whiteboard integrated C2B2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our power to incentivize. Without research and development, you will lack intra-efficient compliance. We think we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to iterate compellingly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to unleash seamlessly. The accounting factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If you incubate globally, you may have to expedite interactively. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will intensify our capacity to enable without lessening our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also exploit holistically. We will architect the standard industry buzzword "wireless". The capability to matrix proactively leads to the aptitude to productize virtually. SipsCo is the industry leader of killer paradigms. Without cyber-raw bandwidth, you will lack e-businesses. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to expedite. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to scale correctly. Think interactive. If you enhance interactively, you may have to synthesize macro-virally. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We will recontextualize the aptitude of functionalities to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to aggregate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "branding" really mean? Think cross-media.