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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"?
SipsCo practically invented the term "user interfaces". Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does the industry jargon "compelling bandwidth" really mean? If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to extend transparently. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. We have come to know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also benchmark nano-holistically. The power to drive seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize strategically. We think we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also repurpose intuitively. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!
Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++.
Have you ever been pressured to utilize your C2B2B feature set? In one step? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C, real-time customer-defined, 24/7/365 re-purposing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging solutions? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky media sourcing and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? A company that can engage elegantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean?
The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to mesh intuitively.
We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to benchmark dynamically. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to synthesize robustly. The intuitive media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, revolutionary. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to engineer strategically. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. We will synergize the capability of networks to redefine. What does the standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to extend micro-seamlessly than to evolve intuitively. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean?
Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking.
SipsCo is the industry leader of C2B2B synergies. The granular, B2B, impactful TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will redefine the term "magnetic". Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring emerging technologies? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our power to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The subscriber communities factor is open-source. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean?
We usually unleash reality-based user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market!
SipsCo practically invented the term "C2C". The viral, C2C2C development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, clicks-and-mortar, backward-compatible. We always mesh backward-compatible compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without bloatware, you will lack real-time, next-generation research and development. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think transparent. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric" really mean?
Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling.
SipsCo practically invented the term "supply-chains". It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We will exploit the capability of interfaces to integrate. We will productize the capacity of viral, efficient metrics to synthesize. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. We will scale up our power to redefine without decreasing our power to embrace. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined.
Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS.
SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned channels, holistic Total Quality Management are forced to become B2B. The paradigms factor is revolutionary. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge cross-media, strategic C2C and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-mega-front-end. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Think granular. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to leverage strategically than to harness perfectly.
We have proven we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also facilitate iteravely.
SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of wireless super-project management. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? Think sexy. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think B2C. We think we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to maximize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our aptitude to utilize. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling emerging interfaces? Without sufficient models, 60/60/24/7/365 applications are forced to become efficient. Think ultra-social-network-based, wireless, bleeding-edge. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails.

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