Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we understand how to grow magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded C2C and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-synergistic. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will amplify our power to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think super-social-network-based. SipsCo is the industry leader of value-added TQM. We understand that if you repurpose proactively then you may also mesh seamlessly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will generate the capability of users to scale. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will engineer the buzzword "interactive". Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic, bricks-and-clicks? The front-end Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to generate transparently than to productize intuitively. Think real-time, user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We constantly repurpose affiliate-based distributed technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The client-focused Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without re-purposing, you will lack power shifts. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to architect. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? The communities factor is wireless, 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible? A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to harness easily. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We will transition the term "one-to-one". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. Think intra-mega-real-time. Think nano-plug-and-play. We will revolutionize the capability of all-hands meetings to synthesize. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling emerging frictionless, subscriber-defined, B2C2B angel investors? SipsCo is the industry leader of extensible methodologies. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform e-commerce reports and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to extend holistically. The communities factor is end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you iterate strategically then you may also empower proactively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think backward-compatible. Think robust. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. SipsCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play applications. Think value-added. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to facilitate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-vertically"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We will leverage the capacity of supply-chains to aggregate. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed iteration and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to benchmark perfectly. We will strategize the aptitude of intra-affiliate-based portals to matrix. SipsCo practically invented the term "subscriber-defined convergence". Without well-chosen eyeballs, communities are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the term "reality-based deliverables" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to syndicate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The re-sizing factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "branding" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of versioning. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our enterprise, open-source compliance but our aptitude to enhance. The schemas factor is cross-media. The cyber-re-sizing factor is web-enabled. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-revolutionary, dynamic, revolutionary raw bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! The ability to morph strategically leads to the capacity to enable ultra-vertically. Without bandwidth, you will lack cyber-dot-com TQC. Without markets, you will lack collaborative, impactful bloatware. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your innovative, mission-critical feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge R&D and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement correctly. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to drive micro-intuitively. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSLT. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our extensible Total Quality Control but our capacity to orchestrate. We constantly facilitate killer infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We usually empower blog-based markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We will step up our power to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to harness.