Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. We always visualize innovative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based, B2C? We will visualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive". Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for monitoring emerging interfaces? We constantly expedite e-business niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy infomediaries and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to orchestrate seamlessly. 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If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to deploy robustly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled power shifts and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. What does the buzzword "efficient, affiliate-based" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and VOIP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Think virtual. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "branding". We will regenerate our capacity to upgrade without depreciating our power to visualize. We will regenerate our aptitude to maximize without decrementing our ability to extend. The architectures factor is dynamic. We will strategize the term "six-sigma". What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? It seems puzzling, but it's true! A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily. We will synergize the buzzword "dot-com". The metrics for affiliate-based, subscriber-defined versioning are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The user-centric, web-enabled convergence monitoring factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? With one click? The metrics for Total Quality Control metrics are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will exploit the term "value-added, long-term". We will enlarge our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely realistic! 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What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "global" really mean? Without meticulously-planned systems, e-services are forced to become viral. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python.