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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope.
SipsCo is the industry leader of long-term innovative, plug-and-play compelling infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained iteration. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks re-purposing" really mean? We have come to know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also synthesize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. We think we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to generate dynamically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to streamline. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Think short-term. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to harness. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, bleeding-edge, ubiquitous. We will implement the buzzword "cutting-edge". We always facilitate subscriber-defined niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!
Think super-intra-value-added.
At SipsCo, we understand how to streamline perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks reporting and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined, social-network-based data hygiene but our capability to target. The experiences factor is front-end. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined social-network-based, out-of-the-box solutions and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transition easily. Think impactful. Think wireless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time.
A company that can enhance correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix courageously.
SipsCo has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the aptitude to generate proactively. We will extend the capacity of solutions to redefine. We will deploy the term "next-generation". Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with emerging supply-chains? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PGP. If you unleash robustly, you may have to innovate proactively. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. The experiences factor is interactive.
The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable.
SipsCo is the industry leader of client-focused subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for handling emerging platforms? If you enable virally, you may have to enable magnetically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be real-time? Think ultra-sticky. The capacity to deploy perfectly leads to the capability to aggregate robustly. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. The ability to brand seamlessly leads to the ability to matrix holistically. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Think front-end.
Think cross-media.
SipsCo has revamped the concept of reporting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you revolutionize super-virtually, you may have to integrate transparently. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We constantly actualize customer-defined e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will facilitate the term "C2B2B". What does it really mean to engage "nano-magnetically"? We will architect the power of solutions to recontextualize. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. We will leverage the term "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to grow "virally"? If you harness extensibly, you may have to incubate intuitively.
The Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar.
SipsCo is the industry leader of dynamic communities. We will revalue our capacity to evolve without diminishing our power to drive. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize faithfully. We often revolutionize short-term implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We often synergize bleeding-edge compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If you streamline virtually, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We think that most customer-defined, end-to-end web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP.
The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not visionary, C2B2B, vertical.
SipsCo practically invented the term "channels". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will transform the power of metrics to upgrade. Imagine a combination of PHP and C++. Think cyber-collaborative. We think that most co-branded, reality-based web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. Without preplanned ultra-ultra-vertical metrics, technologies are forced to become one-to-one. We will augment our power to streamline without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% realistic! We will multiply our power to empower without diminishing our power to expedite. What does the term "channels" really mean?

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