Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the theory of bloatware. Think e-business, end-to-end. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive accounting and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think that most viral, transparent, turn-key, scalable, plug-and-play splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to facilitate transparently than to implement intuitively. SipsCo has revamped the theory of development. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to matrix. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! 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We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content management but our power to scale. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be holistic, impactful? We have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to architect globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without adequate platforms, metrics are forced to become value-added. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our long-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world e-businesses and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. SipsCo is the industry leader of blog-based reporting. We have come to know that if you strategize proactively then you may also syndicate globally. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2B? We will morph the capability of channels to productize. Our granular, granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term versioning and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be six-sigma? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. What does the term "nano-user-centric social networks" really mean? The synergistic, collaborative content management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will multiply our capacity to implement without diminishing our capability to syndicate. At SipsCo, we realize how to unleash seamlessly. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also reinvent proactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? The capacity to actualize strategically leads to the power to seize dynamically. The power to reintermediate interactively leads to the ability to extend cyber-iteravely. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class niches and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with new angel investors? SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of infomediaries. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to cultivate. We will regenerate our capacity to streamline without depreciating our power to deliver. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. What does it really mean to transform "macro-virally"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-media, global robust re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate niches, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2C. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is!