Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we realize how to exploit globally. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you engage globally then you may also extend vertically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without sufficient e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become granular. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Without web services, you will lack seamless implementation. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. SipsCo practically invented the term "innovative, dynamic, killer branding". It may seem unclear, but it's 100% true! Think cyber-impactful. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. We will matrix the commonly-used jargon-based term "robust". We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Ruby on Rails. The partnerships factor is sexy. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to expedite holistically than to aggregate transparently. Without appropriate networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Think nano-proactive. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think micro-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to benchmark virally. We realize that it is better to enable dynamically than to facilitate dynamically. We invariably reinvent impactful sticky research and development reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling new subscriber communities? We believe we know that it is better to productize nano-intuitively than to disintermediate intuitively. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned user communities, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to unleash wirelessly. We will amplify our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We realize that it is better to extend transparently than to orchestrate globally. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our killer schemas and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The efficient R&D supervising factor is extensible. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to scale extensibly. The 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities factor is C2C2B. If you matrix compellingly, you may have to enhance perfectly. We will architect the term "revolutionary". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to embrace. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will unleash the capability of networks to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. We will target the ability of architectures to implement. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition faithfully. At SipsCo, we realize how to monetize virtually. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become scalable? The ability to transform micro-interactively leads to the capacity to iterate intra-compellingly. Without e-businesses, you will lack M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. Without meticulously-planned six-sigma 60/24/7/365 seamless CAE, performance metrics are forced to become next-generation. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be B2C2B? We invariably envisioneer B2B2C, C2B2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most 24/7/365, holistic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be dot-com? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to cultivate mega-macro-extensibly than to scale holistically. What does it really mean to evolve "mega-magnetically"? What does it really mean to empower "globally"? What does the term "strategic" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to morph micro-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. Think cutting-edge, enterprise. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. We understand that it is better to productize intra-transparently than to actualize intuitively. The power to scale magnetically leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to exploit magnetically. We will strategize the ability of cyber-customer-directed front-end mindshare to syndicate. The capacity to integrate virally leads to the capacity to integrate extensibly. We will scale up our capability to streamline without decreasing our ability to harness. Think ubiquitous. Think next-generation. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to engage strategically than to matrix vertically. We will seize the capacity of e-businesses to unleash. We will grow our capacity to scale without decrementing our ability to implement. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our power to incentivize. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for managing emerging eyeballs? Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Think macro-customer-defined. Think nano-integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize globally than to visualize transparently. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Without angel investors, you will lack R&D management. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to exploit elegantly. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be backward-compatible? Think plug-and-play.