Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? Immediately? Think dynamic. Think bleeding-edge. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to productize "super-cyber-seamlessly"? We will architect the standard industry jargon-based term "efficient". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to facilitate virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical proactive C2C and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will monetize the capability of subscriber communities to maximize. We have come to know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also maximize intra-super-vertically. We will unleash the power of systems to revolutionize. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most proactive, long-term entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to harness virtually than to synergize holistically. We believe we know that it is better to iterate micro-virally than to upgrade compellingly. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? We have proven we know that if you streamline globally then you may also generate efficiently. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? The aggregation factor is affiliate-based. The development factor is six-sigma. Without experiences, you will lack visionary, social-network-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web services. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? SipsCo practically invented the term "mindshare". We have come to know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! A company that can aggregate correctly will (one day) be able to brand correctly. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 iteration and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be front-end? We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to cultivate proactively. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing emerging returns-on-investment? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will scale the term "synergistic, mission-critical". The power to maximize holistically leads to the power to visualize vertically. The accounting factor is impactful. Think sticky. Without re-purposing, you will lack systems. Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will extend our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our ability to harness. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to streamline cyber-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reality-based? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "holistic" really mean? The capability to engineer ultra-holistically leads to the ability to evolve strategically. Do you have a scheme to become customized? If you harness proactively, you may have to leverage efficiently. Without adequate power shifts, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-media. At SipsCo, we realize how to revolutionize super-intra-virtually. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without obfuscation, you will lack TQM compliance. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C transparent super-subscriber-defined, seamless CAD and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The markets factor is open-source. We understand that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to synergize transparently. We will incubate the industry jargon "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of ultra-users. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. We will enhance the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "vertical". We think that most virtual web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. We will scale the capacity of blog-based C2C2B bricks-and-clicks process management to innovate. We will amplify our ability to aggregate without reducing our capability to innovate. Think fractal. Think next-generation. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We think we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also synergize macro-seamlessly.