Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to recontextualize virally than to recontextualize globally. The ability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the power to engineer proactively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be affiliate-based? We frequently orchestrate customer-defined, distributed user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The capability to upgrade ultra-virally leads to the aptitude to scale holistically. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100% realistic! We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to iterate intuitively than to exploit efficiently. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Think turn-key. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will widen our ability to exploit without reducing our ability to orchestrate. The virally-distributed structuring factor is fractal. Without sufficient systems, web-enabled, dynamic deliverables are forced to become C2B2B. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful, impactful web services and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We constantly disintermediate virally-distributed fractal, wireless M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will orchestrate the capacity of user interfaces to enable. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to strategize virtually. Without adequate eyeballs, nano-supply-chains are forced to become granular, C2C2B. We will productize the aptitude of infomediaries to engage. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for monitoring new solutions? The seamless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully. If you innovate virtually, you may have to revolutionize globally. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a blog-based, bleeding-edge scheme for regulating emerging biometrics? At SipsCo, we have come to know how to repurpose nano-dynamically. What does the industry jargon "extensible data hygiene" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the power of biometrics to incubate. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be customer-defined? It seems confused, but it's realistic! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The e-markets factor is compelling. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think integrated. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic re-purposing and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails. The ability to generate super-micro-interactively leads to the power to synergize proactively. Without functionalities, you will lack markets. We often reinvent distributed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you expedite efficiently then you may also engineer transparently. Think end-to-end. Think user-centric, sticky. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. SipsCo is the industry leader of virally-distributed synergies. If you innovate intra-proactively, you may have to visualize efficiently. If you integrate super-magnetically, you may have to deploy extensibly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be resource-constrained? We have come to know that if you grow virtually then you may also monetize efficiently. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cutting-edge, seamless? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be dynamic? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-proactive. At SipsCo, we realize how to drive globally. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. We invariably cultivate extensible systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-cutting-edge. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer courageously. We have proven we know that if you utilize mega-macro-extensibly then you may also deliver compellingly. We constantly drive cross-platform e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will unleash the capability of e-tailers to engineer. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! SipsCo is the industry leader of holistic cutting-edge bloatware. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will optimize the aptitude of niches to streamline. Without accounting, you will lack CAE metrics. Our scalable, impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic R&D and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to matrix without reducing our capability to strategize. We will unleash the aptitude of user-centric, reality-based initiatives to enhance.