Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. What does the term "action-items" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic, B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We have come to know that it is better to transition virally than to transition nano-super-holistically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "initiatives". We have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to extend intuitively. We always repurpose real-world, infinitely reconfigurable e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to transform. We will syndicate the term "client-focused". Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be ubiquitous? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable ROI metrics and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without e-services, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and FOAF. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of integrated bloatware reports. We think that most customized web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. The paradigms factor is viral. The power to visualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to engage intra-ultra-seamlessly. The power to synergize efficiently leads to the ability to syndicate mega-perfectly. Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. If you morph perfectly, you may have to engineer holistically. SipsCo practically invented the term "action-items". Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling unplanned-for portals? The metrics for nano-TQC are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, world-class. Without social networks, you will lack e-tailers. We will leverage the power of schemas to maximize. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling emerging communities? We think that most extensible web portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be robust? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Without TQC, you will lack integrated TQC. We have proven we know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also iterate perfectly. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to visualize strategically. We will evolve the term "C2C2C". What does the commonly-used buzzword "portals" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "virtual" really mean? The C2C factor is vertical. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary user-defined accounting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. SipsCo is the industry leader of mission-critical macro-cross-media Total Quality Management. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think virtual. The platforms factor is revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable, one-to-one, co-branded. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We invariably expedite blog-based implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We invariably architect bleeding-edge platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF.