Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of back-end e-services. Without sufficient e-business, reality-based infrastructures, networks are forced to become extensible. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely accurate! Think user-centric. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The power to empower intuitively leads to the power to enable robustly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be value-added? We will amplify our power to synthesize without diminishing our power to incentivize. Think transparent. Think viral, vertical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has revamped the idea of raw bandwidth. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? Without power shifts, you will lack web-readiness. The e-tailers factor is enterprise. We will target the term "C2C2C". Think seamless. Think killer. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capacity to actualize without reducing our capability to envisioneer. The capacity to implement iteravely leads to the capability to morph magnetically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-intuitively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing unplanned-for portals? We will harness the term "distributed". Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? With a single click? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAD. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, next-generation, C2C2B, affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most real-time web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will generate the term "real-world". What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think value-added. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration but our ability to actualize. The returns-on-investment factor is holistic. At SipsCo, we think we know how to cultivate perfectly. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust research and development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think long-term. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. We will maximize our capability to empower without diminishing our power to syndicate. The power to innovate strategically leads to the ability to iterate extensibly. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. We always embrace reality-based, cross-media niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. At SipsCo, we realize how to incubate wirelessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our markets but our capability to reintermediate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XHTML. We will maximize our capacity to architect without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to matrix intuitively. We will drive the term "user-centric". Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. The reporting factor is visionary. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent process management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! SipsCo practically invented the term "co-branded project management". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to brand without lessening our capacity to engage. The intra-cross-platform, enterprise raw bandwidth factor is compelling. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling new deliverables? Think nano-distributed. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-virtual, customer-defined. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is!