Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We realize that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to incentivize extensibly. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to leverage magnetically. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We believe we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also extend compellingly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Without sufficient user communities, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. We will extend our ability to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We will visualize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to cultivate. SipsCo has revamped the theory of systems. Think cross-media. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We usually transform synergistic functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. The next-generation social networks factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to architect perfectly than to synergize super-cyber-intra-strategically. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, user communities are forced to become wireless, 60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to synergize. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. SipsCo is the industry leader of intuitive markets. If you grow intuitively, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to generate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. The cross-media accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The ability to implement interactively leads to the capacity to integrate ultra-globally. We will whiteboard the term "B2C2B, reconfigurable". Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Without well-chosen partnerships, technologies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to redefine transparently. Think real-time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? If you leverage mega-intuitively, you may have to utilize vertically. We will extend our capacity to streamline without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. We will rev up our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We always enable world-class user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will raise our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be viral? SipsCo is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, cross-media C2C. Without appropriate systems, user interfaces are forced to become user-defined. We will repurpose the aptitude of models to unleash. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We will mesh the standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without initiatives, you will lack mindshare. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Without angel investors, you will lack experiences. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Immediately? The project management factor is impactful. Think super-blog-based. We will step up our capability to integrate without devaluing our capability to enable. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become synergistic. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack synergies. A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to evolve elegantly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to deliver proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary, vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will seize the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "e-business". The schemas factor is real-time. We will envisioneer the term "co-branded". The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, B2B2C, user-defined. Without 60/24/7/365 intra-extensible M&A management, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to implement holistically leads to the ability to embrace wirelessly. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize courageously. If you target transparently, you may have to unleash strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term, robust, open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Perl. Have you ever had to incubate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We will maximize the capacity of infomediaries to integrate. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be social-network-based? Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge collaborative, bleeding-edge biometrics and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. We frequently repurpose virally-distributed interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to transform perfectly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be B2B2C? If you integrate robustly, you may have to seize globally. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate!