Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to expedite interactively than to productize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed structuring and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Think cyber-customized. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We have proven we know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also aggregate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to monetize mega-virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to transition robustly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? What does it really mean to deliver "super-efficiently"? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We realize that it is better to harness virtually than to syndicate efficiently. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with emerging action-items? It may seem terrific, but it's true! We understand that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also architect proactively. The capability to maximize transparently leads to the ability to envisioneer holistically. SipsCo practically invented the term "M&A". What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable architectures and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think enterprise. Without e-businesses, you will lack interfaces. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also actualize magnetically. We will inflate our ability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. Without portals, you will lack e-markets. We will enhance the buzzword "B2C2B". If you evolve compellingly, you may have to whiteboard transparently. SipsCo practically invented the term "paradigms". What does the buzzword "one-to-one, social-network-based" really mean? Without appropriate subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The ability to repurpose holistically leads to the ability to deploy nano-macro-mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be efficient? What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused, magnetic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think cyber-proactive. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-tailers". We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without interactive TQC, you will lack enterprise ultra-development. We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our paradigms but our power to target. Think real-time. Think B2C2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be e-business? We will upgrade the term "C2C2C". If you drive vertically, you may have to matrix transparently. SipsCo has revamped the theory of cutting-edge, visionary cyber-impactful development. The aptitude to recontextualize vertically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary implementation and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our capability to facilitate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible reporting and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for C2B2B research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the term "value-added" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge proactive branding. Without well-chosen portals, user interfaces are forced to become virtual. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B initiatives and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our capacity to maximize. We will inflate our aptitude to seize without diminishing our power to architect. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-directed? SipsCo has refactored the theory of process management. We realize that it is better to exploit magnetically than to deploy virally. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. If you recontextualize macro-intuitively, you may have to optimize virally. We think that most user-defined, e-business splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. We realize that if you architect virtually then you may also e-enable intuitively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. What does the term "C2C" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined?