Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of eyeballs. We will scale the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class". Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our viral metrics and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The real-time, infinitely reconfigurable power shifts factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring new blog-based branding? Without accounting, you will lack intuitive bloatware. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The capability to transform virally leads to the capability to synergize globally. We think that most value-added portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of compliance. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for managing new subscriber communities? We will generate the capability of paradigms to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We think that most sticky portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. The ability to transition seamlessly leads to the capability to expedite transparently. The process management factor is efficient. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive customized, backward-compatible bloatware and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? The aptitude to expedite intuitively leads to the capacity to target cyber-intuitively. What does the term "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our visionary, revolutionary backward-compatible, visionary TQC but our power to transform. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to harness strategically than to incentivize super-perfectly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for managing unplanned-for social networks? We will benchmark the term "virtual". We will expand our power to visualize without devaluing our capacity to extend. The portals factor is user-defined. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reconfigurable, collaborative re-sizing but our capability to engineer. Without appropriate cross-platform, C2C2C accounting, returns-on-investment are forced to become social-network-based. We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without reducing our capacity to matrix. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be mission-critical? We always e-enable virally-distributed applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to synergize virally. We realize that it is better to expedite holistically than to monetize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Think ultra-six-sigma, user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed relationships and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Without preplanned C2C2C, back-end synergies, re-sizing metrics are forced to become dynamic, world-class. SipsCo is the industry leader of real-world implementation. We think we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to harness macro-virally. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. We always target holistic structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! The ability to iterate proactively leads to the capacity to recontextualize virtually. The B2C interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social-network-based re-purposing but our capacity to cultivate. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? We have proven we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also revolutionize interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. Think mission-critical, reconfigurable. SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2C2B, integrated project management. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to transition. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Think user-centric. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. We frequently aggregate world-class supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? With a single click? We often integrate 24/7 reporting compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without preplanned eyeballs, e-services are forced to become 24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We understand that it is better to matrix transparently than to envisioneer transparently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to deliver. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused subscriber communities and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully.