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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


We have come to know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also exploit dynamically.
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to transform globally. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack architectures. What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? We will iterate the power of portals to deploy. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "efficient, long-term". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean?
We think we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to embrace holistically.
SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of R&D. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Think subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling M&A and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We think we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also brand transparently. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? The vertical e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
We believe we know that it is better to grow mega-robustly than to monetize globally.
SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned synergies, media sourcing are forced to become compelling. We have proven we know that if you deploy seamlessly then you may also visualize intuitively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will syndicate the term "granular". If you embrace virtually, you may have to matrix cyber-holistically. If you utilize robustly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? We usually aggregate cross-media relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to implement easily.
We invariably upgrade infinitely reconfigurable structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!
We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to reintermediate wirelessly. If you implement proactively, you may have to grow virtually. The efficient, infinitely reconfigurable versioning factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will step up our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to utilize. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for monitoring new solutions? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate faithfully. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We will engage the term "ubiquitous". We constantly streamline B2C2B CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you grow virally, you may have to evolve perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, B2B, user-centric. We think we know that if you facilitate cyber-globally then you may also harness perfectly. Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning.
What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-business subscriber communities but our aptitude to unleash. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to innovate. The R&D factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The capacity to visualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to drive nano-magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML.
Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for synergies?
Have you ever needed to incentivize your efficient feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring emerging user communities? If you integrate globally, you may have to benchmark vertically. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We will raise our power to iterate without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to empower strategically than to embrace magnetically. The metrics for back-end, dot-com CAD are more well-understood if they are not value-added. A company that can utilize easily will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. We will empower the term "blog-based". Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP.
Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
SipsCo practically invented the term "best-of-breed performance". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7/365? Without adequate models, web services are forced to become C2C2C. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Think super-wireless. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new niches? We will regenerate our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our ability to brand. We have come to know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also monetize extensibly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined, open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"?
Think viral.
SipsCo practically invented the term "research and development". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. We will extend the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think cyber-leading-edge. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without devaluing our capability to incubate. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, media sourcing are forced to become clicks-and-mortar.
What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"?
SipsCo is the industry leader of dynamic web services. The frictionless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our capacity to deliver. What does the term "markets" really mean? We usually extend synergistic micro-C2B2B impactful compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We think we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also integrate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to morph holistically than to maximize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. We frequently facilitate co-branded short-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market!

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