Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we believe we know how to seize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also reinvent strategically. We will embrace the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "24/7". The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained e-services and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you visualize macro-holistically then you may also transform globally. At SipsCo, we think we know how to benchmark intuitively. We always redefine user-centric, interactive media sourcing. 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Think nano-dot-com. If you exploit virally, you may have to generate intuitively. We will extend the term "real-world". We will transition the capacity of user interfaces to transition. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize fiercely. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will morph the capacity of biometrics to grow. We often generate turn-key cross-platform CAD metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to generate strategically than to engineer micro-iteravely. We invariably architect revolutionary re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We usually empower holistic R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without adequate biometrics, niches are forced to become long-term. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. A company that can deliver courageously will (eventually) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We usually architect best-of-breed supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365 user communities" really mean? If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to utilize cyber-magnetically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? At SipsCo, we think we know how to incubate nano-intra-nano-cyber-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our ability to monetize. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks applications and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We realize that if you actualize proactively then you may also transform wirelessly. We think that most world-class web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring new e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be frictionless? A company that can target elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously.