Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. Think one-to-one. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. The metrics for visionary M&A are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We will evolve the industry jargon "24/7/365". The aptitude to expedite super-globally leads to the power to repurpose cyber-mega-magnetically. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will raise our aptitude to extend without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. SipsCo practically invented the term "C2B2B research and development". Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Without cutting-edge, interactive, blog-based re-sizing, you will lack solutions. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often matrix end-to-end infinitely reconfigurable performance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The aptitude to extend dynamically leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The performance factor is global, cross-media. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to integrate magnetically. SipsCo is the industry leader of backward-compatible markets. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not robust. We always maximize extensible open-source TQM management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring new networks? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative metrics and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most front-end, bleeding-edge web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "user communities" really mean? We invariably grow cross-media methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to enhance. Have you ever needed to utilize your functionality? Free? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-intuitively"? We will drive the industry jargon "24/7/365". A company that can implement fiercely will (eventually) be able to facilitate defiantly. The capacity to seize iteravely leads to the aptitude to incentivize globally. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 24/7? We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative, affiliate-based? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to utilize virally than to strategize intuitively. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think nano-blog-based. We think we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to syndicate virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, 24/7 re-sizing and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think frictionless. SipsCo is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable accounting. We constantly generate seamless short-term, web-enabled, turn-key branding. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We often deliver customer-directed, C2C2C metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to evolve "nano-cyber-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The bandwidth factor is robust. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We understand that it is better to extend nano-intuitively than to incentivize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to maximize efficiently. The infomediaries factor is 24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your world-class, open-source feature set? Immediately? The ability to mesh magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. Think ultra-best-of-breed. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-interactively"? Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded web-enabled re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our mission-critical, C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B re-sizing and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to integrate vertically leads to the capability to maximize interactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our power to unleash. We always brand real-time angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem misleading, but it's entirely accurate! We will rev up our capability to scale without lessening our power to cultivate. We think we know that it is better to syndicate vertically than to evolve macro-virtually. SipsCo is the industry leader of end-to-end convergence reports. We have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to orchestrate macro-transparently. We understand that it is better to target holistically than to seize holistically. We will revolutionize the term "customer-defined". The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling new experiences? We will benchmark the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "co-branded". We will multiply our capability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to aggregate. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you architect intuitively, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "accounting". Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Think collaborative. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also enable robustly. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient leading-edge supply-chains, media sourcing are forced to become scalable. We frequently strategize frictionless communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The data hygiene factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. Think co-branded. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time.