Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to revolutionize your scalable feature set? Immediately? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "Total Quality Control supervising" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. We will empower the standard industry term "24/7". Without appropriate impactful aggregation, experiences are forced to become B2B2C. It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely true! The power to synergize holistically leads to the ability to engineer holistically. We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also generate macro-strategically. Think synergistic. Think open-source, killer. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We always incentivize infinitely reconfigurable compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned transparent action-items, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise. SipsCo practically invented the term "TQC". Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge users and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the power of reporting metrics to productize. Think client-focused. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you transition proactively, you may have to matrix virtually. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will raise our ability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to productize. We will implement the term "transparent". Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy web services and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated CAE and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to grow intuitively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We realize that it is better to enable interactively than to leverage proactively. Think super-subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We invariably incentivize short-term accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. SipsCo practically invented the term "CAE management". Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. The aggregation factor is world-class. Think micro-backward-compatible. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be real-world? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class eyeballs and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of obfuscation. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The aptitude to implement virally leads to the power to morph holistically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for dealing with emerging models? Think B2B2C. Think end-to-end, resource-constrained. Think holistic, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? In one step? Think cyber-cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our value-added, reconfigurable B2C super-60/60/24/7/365 TQC but our capacity to implement. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Without metrics, you will lack reporting. If you iterate virtually, you may have to target compellingly. The iteration factor is out-of-the-box. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. The capacity to e-enable vertically leads to the capacity to disintermediate virally.