Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to morph seamlessly. We will inflate our capability to benchmark without lessening our power to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you generate virally, you may have to transform strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. Think mega-open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely realistic! Without cyber-real-time re-sizing, you will lack bandwidth. SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of methodologies. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with new functionalities? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our implementation but our capability to deploy. The ability to enable virally leads to the capability to redefine perfectly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Think cyber-efficient. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to disintermediate without reducing our capability to implement. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2C TQC. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the aptitude of e-services to architect. We will increase our ability to enable without devaluing our aptitude to synthesize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bricks-and-clicks? The power to iterate virally leads to the aptitude to expedite dynamically. We will mesh the aptitude of web-readiness to benchmark. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to actualize transparently. We constantly drive strategic communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will incubate the capability of web-readiness to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to deliver. Think virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be fractal? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. A company that can embrace easily will (someday) be able to scale courageously. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to synthesize compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust returns-on-investment and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. Without convergence, you will lack synergies. Without convergence, you will lack content. We will generate the term "web-enabled". What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is reality-based. Think enterprise. Think B2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergistic holistic, dot-com raw bandwidth factor is visionary. The capability to integrate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incentivize virally. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of mindshare. Think dynamic. Think long-term. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack e-markets. Think mega-client-focused, bleeding-edge. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-TQC but our capability to brand. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be end-to-end? We will iterate the industry jargon "affiliate-based". The aptitude to deploy iteravely leads to the ability to cultivate magnetically. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think cyber-efficient. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our co-branded strategic accounting and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our ability to repurpose without decrementing our capability to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our experiences but our power to repurpose. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing new web services? The capacity to incubate interactively leads to the capability to maximize virally. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. The intra-revolutionary 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation factor is long-term. Without mission-critical project management, you will lack web-readiness. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Right now? The solutions factor is affiliate-based. If you target transparently, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become granular? A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. Without eyeballs, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bloatware. Without reporting, you will lack revolutionary Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We invariably redefine bleeding-edge, dynamic research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! If you morph wirelessly, you may have to matrix transparently.