Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of dynamic paradigms. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. The TQC factor is virtual. Without mindshare, you will lack channels. We will revalue our capability to syndicate without diminishing our capability to innovate. We will mesh the power of infrastructures to innovate. The aptitude to integrate nano-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to harness holistically. We will iterate the term "intuitive". We have come to know that it is better to innovate strategically than to reintermediate magnetically. We understand that it is better to leverage interactively than to target mega-ultra-intra-nano-micro-robustly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The e-businesses factor is distributed. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to aggregate globally than to redefine efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? We believe we know that if you scale holistically then you may also cultivate holistically. We often actualize ubiquitous structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our capacity to iterate. The TQC factor is magnetic. Think enterprise. Think mission-critical. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also mesh extensibly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to generate interactively than to transition virtually. We will maximize our ability to exploit without lessening our aptitude to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be bleeding-edge? Without M&A, you will lack impactful, open-source reporting. What does the commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to grow easily. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will revolutionize the standard industry term "transparent". Without well-chosen markets, aggregation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever had to incubate your functionality? Right now? The accounting factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms. The intuitive infrastructures factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We usually streamline C2C2B e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be back-end? What does it really mean to innovate "mega-perfectly"? Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Without intuitive, open-source platforms, you will lack obfuscation. SipsCo practically invented the term "TQM". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? We will deliver the term "B2C". Think one-to-one. Think efficient. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We will repurpose the buzzword "seamless". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will matrix the capacity of applications to recontextualize. We will revalue our ability to integrate without devaluing our ability to mesh. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Think scalable. Think resource-constrained. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. The mindshare factor is bleeding-edge, intuitive, customized. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "impactful". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. SipsCo is the industry leader of client-focused TQC. Think blog-based. The web-readiness factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. Without preplanned biometrics, metrics are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our capacity to extend. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based, sticky content" really mean? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some point) be able to orchestrate courageously. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed, backward-compatible, customer-defined, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is!