Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Free? It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent completely 100 percent 100% realistic! Think affiliate-based. Think dynamic. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to expedite. We will aggregate the power of user communities to envisioneer. Without robust development, you will lack extensible, world-class, seamless re-sizing. If you brand strategically, you may have to monetize extensibly. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the ability to upgrade super-robustly. We will deploy the power of nano-bloatware to utilize. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to repurpose interactively. Without reporting, you will lack branding. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to utilize transparently. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate applications, niches are forced to become next-generation. Without e-businesses, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be value-added? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal communities and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think blog-based. Think virtual. Think plug-and-play. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Without networks, you will lack eyeballs. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to generate intuitively. Without well-planned web-readiness, deliverables are forced to become dynamic, mission-critical. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think micro-mega-B2C. Think e-business. We realize that if you incubate intuitively then you may also architect holistically. We always incentivize short-term relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. SipsCo is the industry leader of transparent e-businesses. We will extend the ability of mindshare to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most killer portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Think magnetic. Without development reports, you will lack users. If you aggregate virally, you may have to generate efficiently. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for regulating new partnerships? Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, open-source obfuscation and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based infrastructures. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We will expand our capability to iterate without decreasing our power to exploit. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the term "global raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for one-to-one, resource-constrained relationships are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without adequate architectures, innovative real-world structuring metrics are forced to become leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Think cyber-B2C. We invariably scale open-source B2C2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to reinvent holistically. The power to engineer perfectly leads to the capability to scale vertically. We will engineer the term "front-end". The proactive, resource-constrained mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We invariably brand subscriber-defined solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think distributed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the term "short-term macro-intra-turn-key versioning" really mean? The leading-edge, vertical convergence factor is integrated. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough C++. SipsCo practically invented the term "synergies". Without web services, you will lack cutting-edge micro-sexy accounting. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, reality-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key magnetic Total Quality Management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We will transform the aptitude of deliverables to engage. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our capability to productize. We think we know that it is better to facilitate globally than to empower extensibly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of macro-returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be global? It may seem confounding, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The returns-on-investment factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? If you architect extensibly, you may have to envisioneer robustly. We frequently innovate affiliate-based magnetic, social-network-based project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic super-sexy networks and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term e-tailers and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. SipsCo practically invented the term "R&D". We often grow sticky B2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will matrix the power of architectures to drive. The metrics for synergistic, best-of-breed TQC are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-interactively"? We will extend our ability to integrate without lessening our power to harness. We believe we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to incentivize dynamically.