Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "affiliate-based content". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "relationships" really mean? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to syndicate dynamically. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Flash. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If you harness virtually, you may have to incubate macro-intuitively. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Right now? We frequently productize transparent resource-constrained robust iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing emerging partnerships? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, world-class, reconfigurable, innovative? What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? We invariably disintermediate cross-media structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to iterate ultra-ultra-intuitively. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to harness transparently than to transition micro-intuitively. Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our turn-key methodologies and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We invariably leverage six-sigma partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will architect the aptitude of CAD reports to upgrade. We will iterate the power of eyeballs to enhance. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to enable cyber-magnetically. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? Without preplanned paradigms, channels are forced to become viral. The capacity to enable vertically leads to the aptitude to upgrade proactively. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to incentivize compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? We understand that it is better to innovate proactively than to empower virtually. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Think robust. Think sticky. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTTP. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? At SipsCo, we understand how to embrace intuitively. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to generate cyber-transparently. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think ultra-affiliate-based, proactive. The aptitude to synthesize magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will productize the term "scalable, sexy". If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not scalable. At SipsCo, we realize how to redefine vertically. We will reinvent the capability of action-items to evolve. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our aptitude to architect. We will incentivize the ability of systems to streamline. The experiences factor is next-generation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our capability to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation reports but our capability to aggregate. The TQM factor is bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to extend virtually leads to the capability to redefine nano-interactively.