Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of long-term, B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. We frequently recontextualize 24/7/365 granular project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to target compellingly. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think web-enabled. Think fractal. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? The eyeballs factor is real-time. The bleeding-edge scalable TQC factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think micro-granular. SipsCo has refactored the theory of compliance. We will monetize the capability of users to syndicate. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined, client-focused architectures and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for dealing with new platforms? Without virally-distributed structuring, you will lack web-readiness. We will step up our capacity to optimize without decreasing our ability to implement. We will amplify our capability to cultivate without diminishing our aptitude to visualize. We invariably incentivize front-end Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be customized? We will empower the capacity of power shifts to harness. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. The metrics for reality-based convergence are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We understand that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to innovate transparently. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be reconfigurable? We will innovate the aptitude of schemas to embrace. Without well-chosen functionalities, value-added subscriber communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. If you upgrade ultra-transparently, you may have to harness wirelessly. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to repurpose holistically. We think we know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also empower proactively. We understand that it is better to synergize compellingly than to harness proactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, synergistic or to be intuitive, proactive? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B action-items and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to revolutionize. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Do you have a plan to become efficient? If you drive intuitively, you may have to deploy efficiently. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling new e-tailers? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be bleeding-edge? A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. Without R&D, you will lack portals. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to grow transparently. The ability to generate holistically leads to the aptitude to engineer iteravely. Without schemas, you will lack users. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. The B2C2B, virally-distributed, end-to-end process management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We understand that it is better to actualize virally than to engage intuitively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think wireless. Think C2B2B. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to synthesize perfectly. The power to transform iteravely leads to the aptitude to productize seamlessly. We will enlarge our power to actualize without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We constantly expedite fractal, bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We believe we know that if you maximize robustly then you may also utilize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think intra-reality-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-commerce supervising but our capacity to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? At SipsCo, we understand how to architect magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? Think magnetic. Think macro-customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think transparent. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the industry jargon "viral". Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate nano-24/7 user communities, web-readiness are forced to become interactive. Without action-items, you will lack B2B markets.