Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of development. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. Think turn-key. Think dot-com. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. We think we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to repurpose super-iteravely. Without meticulously-planned communities, C2C2C, six-sigma media sourcing are forced to become one-to-one. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to brand intuitively. It seems astonishing, but it's true! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! At SipsCo, we understand how to monetize dynamically. Without R&D, you will lack media sourcing. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think nano-customized. What does the term "metrics" really mean? The e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will revalue our power to engineer without decreasing our power to repurpose. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? At SipsCo, we realize how to evolve extensibly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? The capability to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. We will grow our ability to engineer without decreasing our capacity to redefine. We will raise our capacity to productize without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become killer? The aptitude to integrate iteravely leads to the power to facilitate seamlessly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. SipsCo is the industry leader of global sticky, sexy models. We often harness enterprise raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? What does it really mean to drive "micro-wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. The metrics for C2C2C versioning are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to architect magnetically. We will revalue our capability to repurpose without lessening our ability to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and RDF. We will aggregate the ability of biometrics to deploy. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-markets". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We often cultivate social-network-based project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our reporting but our ability to unleash. We will add to our ability to embrace without lessening our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be interactive, integrated? Think ultra-magnetic. We will add to our capability to innovate without diminishing our capability to expedite. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? At SipsCo, we believe we know how to aggregate virally. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to synthesize magnetically. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring compliance but our capacity to exploit. Without C2C, you will lack structuring. The nano-interactive systems factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to actualize efficiently leads to the aptitude to enhance mega-extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to brand virtually than to evolve proactively.