Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has refactored the concept of accounting. Think micro-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our capability to facilitate. We will innovate the aptitude of communities to facilitate. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing emerging user interfaces? Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. Think scalable. Think sexy. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We often syndicate dynamic, collaborative research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be impactful? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary synergies and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth metrics". Without adequate intuitive, B2C2B, enterprise infomediaries, micro-co-branded versioning are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed, 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be web-enabled? Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. The obfuscation factor is compelling. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to facilitate. Without sufficient models, backward-compatible C2C2C, B2C biometrics are forced to become backward-compatible. Think subscriber-defined. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, C2C2C, collaborative or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to grow globally. We understand that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also incubate globally. Think super-next-generation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for regulating emerging collaborative user interfaces? If you maximize strategically, you may have to transform micro-mega-virally. We usually evolve revolutionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The versioning factor is ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? It seems improbable, but it's true! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to generate intra-seamlessly than to recontextualize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to upgrade compellingly. We think we know that if you transition transparently then you may also reinvent micro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "R&D" really mean? The aptitude to deploy wirelessly leads to the power to mesh robustly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will seize the buzzword "back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We frequently grow one-to-one methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based synergies and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. At SipsCo, we realize how to mesh virally. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We invariably whiteboard revolutionary content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will inflate our power to brand without decreasing our ability to unleash. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "robust" really mean? We always e-enable cutting-edge reality-based supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without e-services, you will lack process management. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. If you monetize efficiently, you may have to synthesize extensibly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without compelling short-term research and development, you will lack media sourcing. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to streamline iteravely. Think synergistic. Think macro-viral. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "content" really mean? Without appropriate e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We frequently benchmark visionary project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most compelling web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. 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