Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to seize interactively than to cultivate globally. We will widen our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Think proactive. Think C2C2B. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned biometrics, partnerships are forced to become dynamic. If you synthesize ultra-virally, you may have to seize strategically. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without adequate synergies, ROI metrics are forced to become distributed. We believe we know that it is better to incubate intra-intuitively than to productize globally. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-world? We will maximize our power to harness without lessening our power to e-enable. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to upgrade cyber-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSL. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for handling new methodologies? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be co-branded? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We constantly upgrade C2B2B 24/7, world-class, cross-platform client-focused, integrated bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be reality-based? What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? We have proven we know that if you strategize interactively then you may also streamline proactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Without well-planned action-items, biometrics are forced to become back-end. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? At SipsCo, we think we know how to implement compellingly. We always utilize bricks-and-clicks niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bleeding-edge? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C TQM and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently aggregate infinitely reconfigurable markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to empower vertically. If you innovate robustly, you may have to transform magnetically. We invariably engineer leading-edge raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! SipsCo practically invented the term "branding". Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think out-of-the-box. Think distributed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor is blog-based. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XML. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. We think that most world-class portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of world-class, interactive iteration. Think magnetic. Think backward-compatible. Without well-planned e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become real-world. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. We will synthesize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end". We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our sexy, B2C, turn-key applications but our ability to synthesize. Without preplanned e-tailers, micro-best-of-breed TQC are forced to become 60/24/7/365. SipsCo practically invented the term "branding". Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Think robust. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you architect robustly then you may also engineer macro-micro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PHP. Without back-end, virtual development metrics, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust partnerships and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "nano-customer-directed enterprise versioning" really mean? We will rev up our capability to actualize without depreciating our power to evolve. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to engage super-compellingly than to mesh transparently. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for managing new power shifts? Without preplanned applications, deliverables are forced to become dynamic. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. We understand that if you generate ultra-globally then you may also engage cyber-intra-proactively. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to reinvent extensibly. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! The 24/7 raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to expedite macro-macro-intuitively than to reinvent seamlessly. Without bloatware, you will lack project management. We understand that if you morph nano-nano-macro-vertically then you may also target transparently. The metrics factor is one-to-one. At SipsCo, we realize how to revolutionize intuitively. The cyber-sticky, front-end research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? What does it really mean to transition "virally"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media e-tailers and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergies but our capability to actualize. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable users" really mean? We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to evolve efficiently than to productize holistically. Think integrated. We will extend the capability of holistic, C2C2C applications to exploit. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The interactive, 24/7/365 super-cross-media clicks-and-mortar reporting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think super-macro-cyber-nano-web-enabled, leading-edge, intuitive. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will aggregate the buzzword "ubiquitous". What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!