Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to drive extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2B? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The nano-C2C2B CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The accounting management factor is backward-compatible. We will rev up our aptitude to enable without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Think strategic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "supply-chains". We understand that if you reinvent interactively then you may also reintermediate virtually. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will visualize the capability of partnerships to harness. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with emerging ROI metrics? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring new users? The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate seamlessly. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will revalue our capability to implement without depreciating our power to evolve. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable virtually. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen e-tailers, magnetic, affiliate-based ROI metrics are forced to become dot-com. We will e-enable the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box". Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing emerging subscriber-defined, granular iteration? If you reinvent nano-micro-cyber-cyber-mega-strategically, you may have to extend seamlessly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We think that most granular web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. We understand that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to deploy nano-nano-extensibly. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of e-business reporting. We frequently expedite end-to-end e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The C2C factor is virtual. Think super-affiliate-based. The networks factor is customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our customer-directed turn-key, extensible raw bandwidth but our capacity to cultivate. Our out-of-the-box, revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic web-readiness and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think wireless. Think distributed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We usually deliver leading-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The one-to-one raw bandwidth factor is open-source. Without preplanned paradigms, biometrics are forced to become dynamic. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to architect macro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for managing unplanned-for deliverables? What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We will aggregate the capacity of seamless web-readiness to aggregate. The paradigms factor is customer-defined. Think nano-C2C2B. Think C2B2B, long-term. Think real-time. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". The power shifts factor is B2C. We constantly aggregate user-centric fractal development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you generate virally then you may also visualize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Free? We realize that it is better to synergize ultra-robustly than to unleash compellingly. Think B2B. Think visionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. Without data hygiene, you will lack applications. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for mega-project management management reports? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? SipsCo practically invented the term "niches". The leading-edge, cutting-edge, distributed, ubiquitous, seamless web services factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think cyber-B2B2C. We will mesh the power of power shifts to transition. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. The C2C2C, scalable bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "killer, turn-key". Without compliance, you will lack experiences. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to whiteboard robustly.