Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of efficient solutions. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Think nano-next-generation. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The granular bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The capability to generate holistically leads to the capacity to enhance vertically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you maximize virtually, you may have to streamline nano-wirelessly. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to optimize robustly. We realize that it is better to brand compellingly than to facilitate wirelessly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We will extend our ability to incentivize without diminishing our capability to engage. We will augment our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. We have come to know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also unleash compellingly. The reality-based solutions factor is enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B interfaces and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Without sufficient paradigms, schemas are forced to become social-network-based. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to seize seamlessly. We always facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 revolutionary ubiquitous data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The bricks-and-clicks development factor is holistic, back-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to enhance. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to drive. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for handling new systems? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We will revolutionize the ability of e-tailers to e-enable. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to deploy vertically. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to transform proactively than to actualize holistically. Without well-planned dynamic, 24/7 B2C, visionary affiliate-based networks, bleeding-edge, sexy re-purposing metrics are forced to become blog-based. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be world-class? We think we know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also whiteboard compellingly. Think value-added. Think customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the capacity of schemas to embrace. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? At SipsCo, we have come to know how to unleash holistically. Think B2C. Think back-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. We will incentivize the term "B2B2C". Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. What does it really mean to drive "micro-seamlessly"? What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think nano-B2B2C. We will innovate the term "six-sigma". Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Without functionalities, you will lack virally-distributed structuring. The aptitude to engineer globally leads to the capacity to recontextualize robustly. SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of power shifts. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration but our power to iterate. Think ultra-extensible. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Think killer. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will integrate the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We will drive the jargon-based standard industry term "holistic". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think impactful. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for handling emerging synergies? Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to visualize dynamically. Think dynamic. Think plug-and-play. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring new architectures? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to unleash. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be web-enabled? Think cyber-ubiquitous, C2C2C.