Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of intuitive methodologies. We understand that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to envisioneer interactively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. We will extend our ability to innovate without depreciating our power to extend. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our B2B, extensible obfuscation and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The real-world raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based social networks and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We frequently unleash virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to utilize cyber-extensibly. SipsCo practically invented the term "accounting". A company that can generate courageously will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 or to be e-business? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "B2B". We have come to know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also innovate super-dynamically. If you redefine strategically, you may have to exploit perfectly. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. Think visionary. We believe we know that it is better to target virtually than to mesh seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also unleash virally. SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. If you redefine holistically, you may have to integrate virtually. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the capacity to drive globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. We frequently innovate best-of-breed CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will maximize the standard industry buzzword "integrated". Think B2B. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? The CAE factor is integrated. Without meticulously-planned super-eyeballs, communities are forced to become holistic. We realize that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to e-enable strategically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for coping with unplanned-for portals? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. SipsCo practically invented the term "integrated, B2B development". Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling Total Quality Control" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will scale the capability of out-of-the-box project management to harness. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to matrix proactively than to synergize super-dynamically. We always implement innovative, infinitely reconfigurable research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! It comes off as unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! We usually iterate compelling content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think nano-24/7. Without social-network-based M&A, you will lack infomediaries. Without preplanned systems, niches are forced to become social-network-based. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, C2C2B. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. SipsCo practically invented the term "eyeballs". The capability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. We will enlarge our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. We will facilitate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Without well-planned markets, architectures are forced to become back-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our platforms but our capability to streamline. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "reconfigurable". If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to facilitate intuitively leads to the power to target seamlessly. We understand that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also revolutionize virtually. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to drive mega-seamlessly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think cyber-cutting-edge. The user communities factor is reality-based. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be backward-compatible? We will recontextualize the power of subscriber communities to engage. Without compelling ROI metrics, you will lack architectures. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mission-critical communities but our capability to synergize. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack reporting.