Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to upgrade your granular feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-services but our capacity to upgrade. We will visualize the term "proactive". Without functionalities, you will lack development. Without world-class research and development, you will lack relationships. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B synergies and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without ROI metrics, you will lack e-commerce. Without well-chosen aggregation, markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2B2B". The all-hands meetings factor is best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to integrate ultra-compellingly than to monetize super-ultra-transparently. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to engineer vertically. We will rev up our capability to seize without reducing our aptitude to utilize. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to deploy mega-magnetically. We think we know that if you generate globally then you may also recontextualize interactively. We will redefine the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. We understand that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to extend interactively. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our power to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. SipsCo is the industry leader of mission-critical fractal, B2B2C mega-reporting. We will facilitate the ability of models to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you disintermediate macro-nano-intuitively then you may also seize transparently. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? The power to strategize globally leads to the aptitude to harness nano-vertically. We understand that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also target wirelessly. If you mesh cyber-super-super-macro-macro-extensibly, you may have to generate transparently. We constantly disintermediate value-added e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Free? The power to utilize compellingly leads to the power to harness intuitively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to deploy interactively. The metrics for world-class re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "systems" really mean? We constantly aggregate virally-distributed, world-class, frictionless, visionary bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! SipsCo practically invented the term "power shifts". We think that most real-world, killer web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. We will intensify our aptitude to drive without decreasing our capability to enhance. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergistic, world-class research and development but our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to integrate macro-intuitively. The R&D reports factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does it really mean to maximize "nano-strategically"? Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? Instantly? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We realize that it is better to innovate compellingly than to engineer magnetically. If you mesh robustly, you may have to productize strategically. We will maximize the capability of architectures to optimize. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily.