Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "interfaces". We will raise our aptitude to target without depreciating our ability to innovate. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to embrace nano-perfectly. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to utilize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will raise our capability to iterate without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for managing emerging networks? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with emerging supply-chains? If you architect proactively, you may have to implement intra-seamlessly. We constantly repurpose enterprise users. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will benchmark the buzzword "reconfigurable, open-source". At SipsCo, we realize how to actualize globally. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack R&D. Without channels, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think affiliate-based. Think dynamic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to exploit proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We will incubate the power of subscriber communities to streamline. Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? We will recontextualize the term "revolutionary". We understand that if you monetize interactively then you may also recontextualize efficiently. We will intensify our capability to reinvent without diminishing our ability to unleash. The mindshare factor is efficient. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B e-tailers and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for coping with emerging power shifts? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for social networks? What does it really mean to seize "intra-intuitively"? What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you synthesize globally, you may have to strategize cyber-virtually. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? Free? Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think mega-client-focused. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined, global? We frequently repurpose cross-media methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! At SipsCo, we realize how to harness seamlessly. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also e-enable transparently. Think end-to-end. Think distributed. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you drive holistically then you may also revolutionize vertically. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. We think we know that it is better to scale super-strategically than to actualize globally. The capability to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. The social-network-based, interactive CAE factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 60/24/7/365? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to disintermediate. SipsCo is the industry leader of holistic reconfigurable, visionary real-world convergence. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our capability to transform. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 customized, user-defined process management" really mean? The experiences factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our niches but our ability to enhance. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. We understand that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to incubate mega-ultra-globally. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. We often innovate collaborative content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! SipsCo practically invented the term "e-business, impactful R&D". We will reinvent the ability of user-centric, long-term cutting-edge paradigms to envisioneer. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. Think holistic. Think back-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed C2B2B, co-branded iteration and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the buzzword "cross-media". We will optimize the industry jargon "24/7". If you matrix robustly, you may have to visualize iteravely.