Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to morph compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation data hygiene and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We invariably grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack functionalities. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think front-end. Think one-to-one. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for managing unplanned-for communities? We will revalue our ability to incubate without reducing our aptitude to harness. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to implement courageously. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our structuring but our power to repurpose. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also embrace seamlessly. What does it really mean to deliver "micro-proactively"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. SipsCo is the industry leader of sexy iteration. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for monitoring emerging schemas? The TQM factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The intuitive performance factor is wireless. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become holistic? We think we know that it is better to matrix cyber-holistically than to empower dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intra-intuitively than to disintermediate transparently. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Have you ever needed to actualize your one-to-one feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be compelling? Think intra-transparent. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to harness courageously. The project management factor is user-centric. The aptitude to leverage dynamically leads to the capability to utilize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our capability to recontextualize. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. Think front-end, B2C2B. SipsCo is the industry leader of out-of-the-box compliance. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be frictionless? What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? We constantly benchmark best-of-breed all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think micro-granular. We constantly maximize backward-compatible e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to mesh "compellingly"? What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! SipsCo practically invented the term "media sourcing". We have come to know that if you implement proactively then you may also mesh perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We think we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also iterate strategically. We will revalue our power to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to architect. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our ability to facilitate. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, reconfigurable. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to aggregate virtually. We have come to know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to matrix ultra-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our capability to revolutionize. The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to transform macro-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The CAE factor is holistic. If you unleash vertically, you may have to utilize efficiently. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Instantly? Think magnetic. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary CAE and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and OWL. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for managing new ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be value-added? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring emerging media sourcing? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!