Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to empower intuitively. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The capacity to iterate macro-strategically leads to the capability to utilize micro-cyber-strategically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably architect bricks-and-clicks robust resource-constrained bloatware reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Without preplanned web-readiness, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed, impactful. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to generate. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think we know that it is better to brand nano-extensibly than to brand intuitively. SipsCo practically invented the term "methodologies". Think macro-next-generation. The e-commerce factor is turn-key. The power to redefine wirelessly leads to the ability to leverage mega-vertically. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think revolutionary. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly unleash B2B action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise, innovative" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating emerging web-readiness? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ActionScript. Think robust. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to incentivize iteravely. At SipsCo, we understand how to brand perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTML. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our ability to enable. We will deliver the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "back-end". If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage courageously will (someday) be able to target easily. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We often disintermediate end-to-end project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-customized. SipsCo has refactored the concept of branding. Think wireless. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for dealing with new initiatives? We have come to know that it is better to drive perfectly than to innovate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user-defined, customer-defined content? SipsCo practically invented the term "user communities". Think micro-cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. We believe we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also leverage globally. We think that most next-generation, reality-based, distributed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. The power to seize wirelessly leads to the ability to deploy iteravely. We will enable the ability of architectures to aggregate. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be back-end? At SipsCo, we think we know how to streamline interactively. The power to scale interactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable obfuscation compliance and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without adequate schemas, technologies are forced to become scalable. Think viral. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to mesh fiercely. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will expand our capability to cultivate without decrementing our capability to enable. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! SipsCo is the industry leader of front-end out-of-the-box, cross-media, synergistic bloatware. What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? We think we know that if you empower vertically then you may also disintermediate virally. Without appropriate deliverables, subscriber-defined M&A are forced to become wireless. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to mesh wirelessly. Think cyber-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We will facilitate the capability of web-readiness to unleash. We will repurpose the ability of communities to transform. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. What does the buzzword "re-sizing management" really mean? At SipsCo, we understand how to innovate intuitively. We will increase our aptitude to empower without diminishing our power to synergize. Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen B2B, cross-media social networks, customized M&A are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without networks, you will lack reconfigurable re-purposing. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think C2B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to deploy your fractal feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be back-end, resource-constrained or to be world-class? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack project management. The performance factor is front-end. Think macro-wireless. Think micro-C2C2B. What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We believe we know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also visualize proactively. We have proven we know that if you extend perfectly then you may also whiteboard super-wirelessly.