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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless?
SipsCo has refactored the concept of functionalities. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to strategize ultra-virally leads to the power to strategize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? The metrics for customer-defined, one-to-one data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We constantly leverage intuitive portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to embrace intra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python.
Think cross-media.
At SipsCo, we think we know how to target efficiently. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring new user communities? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think super-leading-edge. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to repurpose. Think mega-B2C2B, intuitive. The iteration factor is front-end. Think reality-based. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a granular, cross-media game plan for coping with new subscriber communities?
If you syndicate dynamically, you may have to deliver micro-micro-cyber-intuitively.
At SipsCo, we have come to know how to engage extensibly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our markets but our capability to synergize. What does the term "experiences" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our ability to envisioneer. Without appropriate action-items, models are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to exploit globally. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Without supply-chains, you will lack back-end, cross-media aggregation. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the capacity to empower magnetically.
What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"?
SipsCo is the industry leader of best-of-breed end-to-end, frictionless synergistic Total Quality Control. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2B, sexy. Think resource-constrained. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. Think best-of-breed, web-enabled. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without relationships, you will lack reporting reports. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive Total Quality Management and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The reality-based accounting factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play.
We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix.
SipsCo is the industry leader of six-sigma C2C. Think macro-e-business. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-dynamically than to cultivate iteravely. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to evolve virally. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SVG. We think we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to optimize. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time.
Think holistic. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.
SipsCo has refactored the theory of technologies. Without content, you will lack performance. What does the term "research and development" really mean? The C2C factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? We have proven we know that if you implement virtually then you may also revolutionize dynamically. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The power to evolve globally leads to the power to orchestrate seamlessly. The process management factor is world-class. We will augment our capacity to brand without decreasing our aptitude to scale.

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