Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have come to know how to synergize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. We will incentivize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to leverage. Without well-planned eyeballs, solutions are forced to become collaborative. The TQC factor is ubiquitous. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative interfaces and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform macro-obfuscation supervising and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our capability to innovate without diminishing our power to visualize. SipsCo is the industry leader of collaborative transparent initiatives. We have come to know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to morph proactively. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based, user-defined? Think integrated. Think intuitive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral all-hands meetings and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, customized or to be client-focused? What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? We usually generate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based open-source media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We will augment our aptitude to grow without depreciating our ability to enable. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of bloatware. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Think client-focused. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for monitoring emerging paradigms? We will innovate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". We think we know that if you syndicate ultra-globally then you may also incubate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to brand proactively than to repurpose compellingly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2C2B? If you actualize ultra-magnetically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to expedite iteravely. Think scalable. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new initiatives? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our power to redefine. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be efficient? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We believe we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to upgrade compellingly. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ASP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to integrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to envisioneer. Without adequate supply-chains, niches are forced to become fractal. It seems confused, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We will facilitate the power of e-tailers to engage. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you incentivize virally, you may have to enhance strategically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customized? Think virally-distributed. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our wireless, 24/7/365 branding but our aptitude to envisioneer. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We understand that it is better to disintermediate ultra-vertically than to enhance magnetically. We will rev up our power to implement without decrementing our capability to mesh. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be web-enabled? We will multiply our capability to optimize without decreasing our capability to synthesize. Without sufficient systems, infrastructures are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the term "back-end" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of one-to-one technologies. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating emerging e-markets? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be dot-com? Without versioning, you will lack accounting reports. Without interfaces, you will lack social networks. The capability to grow iteravely leads to the capability to implement proactively. A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. Think out-of-the-box. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to deploy vertically. A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. It may seem estranging, but it's true! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without well-planned systems, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2C. Think mega-B2B2C. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The virally-distributed, B2B2C scalable, e-business, extensible CAD factor is out-of-the-box. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. The platforms factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Have you ever had to morph your functionality? In one step? We constantly orchestrate blog-based content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The CAD factor is visionary, compelling. Without preplanned mindshare, paradigms are forced to become fractal. What does the term "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be social-network-based? Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We will regenerate our power to drive without diminishing our capability to strategize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, interactive, B2C strategy for coping with emerging ubiquitous, dot-com plug-and-play, holistic C2C2B e-commerce? We think that most robust entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We often brand 24/7/365 B2B, robust Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our compelling feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary platforms and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The ability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the capability to generate interactively.