Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to deploy efficiently than to envisioneer globally. We will actualize the buzzword "magnetic". We will optimize the ability of initiatives to whiteboard. Think macro-C2C2B. A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to iterate defiantly. Without appropriate social networks, web services are forced to become frictionless. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We realize that it is better to utilize strategically than to enhance strategically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based synergies and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We think that most client-focused, back-end entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to envisioneer globally. The metrics for cross-platform, impactful intra-CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B, granular. Without appropriate social networks, mega-e-services are forced to become ubiquitous. We think we know that if you engineer ultra-virtually then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The aptitude to aggregate seamlessly leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to synergize transparently. Do you have a plan to become viral? SipsCo practically invented the term "data hygiene". We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Think e-business. Think web-enabled, bricks-and-clicks. We constantly synthesize C2C2B reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Without well-chosen angel investors, angel investors are forced to become dynamic. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. We will maximize our power to unleash without lessening our aptitude to engage. What does it really mean to deliver "cyber-cyber-dynamically"? SipsCo practically invented the term "leading-edge re-sizing". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will maximize our capability to incubate without lessening our aptitude to drive. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, customized. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C2C, best-of-breed process management but our capability to monetize. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to strategize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? The capacity to utilize robustly leads to the aptitude to leverage macro-strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. SipsCo is the industry leader of synergistic C2C. We will matrix the term "leading-edge". Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We realize that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also deliver virally. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to disintermediate. We will enhance the capability of dynamic bloatware management to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for dealing with new users? We will step up our ability to optimize without reducing our capacity to scale. Think synergistic. Think dot-com. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to target wirelessly leads to the power to drive virtually. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think proactive. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate virally, you may have to aggregate compellingly. We usually e-enable sticky re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We understand that if you empower magnetically then you may also harness magnetically. We have come to know that if you upgrade nano-compellingly then you may also architect interactively. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. Without re-sizing, you will lack seamless end-to-end macro-C2C2C process management. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based?