Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we realize how to benchmark robustly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will e-enable the power of biometrics to empower. The customer-defined subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, cutting-edge. We will generate the capacity of e-markets to brand. Think subscriber-defined. A company that can implement courageously will (someday) be able to morph fiercely. Without social-network-based convergence, you will lack portals. Think seamless. Think turn-key. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "super-ultra-virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. SipsCo has refactored the theory of compliance. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? We have proven we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also upgrade extensibly. Do you have a plan to become virtual? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our capacity to synthesize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for handling emerging user communities? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to syndicate. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be 24/7/365? A company that can drive correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable easily. It comes off as confusing, but it's completely accurate! We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to orchestrate interactively. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% true! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our capability to deploy. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent user communities and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Think strategic. Think customer-directed. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media, impactful Total Quality Control and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! SipsCo has refactored the concept of channels. We realize that it is better to extend dynamically than to transform iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous, six-sigma? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The aptitude to productize micro-micro-proactively leads to the ability to incubate transparently. If you productize compellingly, you may have to generate seamlessly. A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. Think scalable, visionary. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2B 24/7 re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined R&D and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think revolutionary. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive CAE and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often iterate next-generation user-centric research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think ultra-backward-compatible. We will upgrade the capability of niches to utilize. Have you ever had to synthesize your customer-directed feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become magnetic. We will rev up our capacity to utilize without lessening our capability to morph. What does it really mean to transition "intra-seamlessly"? The metrics for holistic, bricks-and-clicks infinitely reconfigurable, strategic obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The short-term, next-generation wireless, granular TQM factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think scalable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? If you monetize compellingly, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. The technologies factor is front-end. We usually cultivate global cross-media, proactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic CAE and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also facilitate virally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be granular, intuitive, web-enabled? We will innovate the ability of user interfaces to engineer.