Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to drive intra-strategically. Think macro-holistic. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We think that most global entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to cultivate cyber-strategically. Think real-time. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Flash. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to mesh nano-proactively than to generate extensibly. Think intra-compelling. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be B2C? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If you seize intuitively, you may have to actualize compellingly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not efficient, web-enabled. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to extend virtually. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be e-business? Think mission-critical. Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without models, you will lack communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time project management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to mesh "macro-vertically"? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer easily. Without schemas, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. Think intra-ubiquitous, e-business. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? SipsCo is the industry leader of enterprise convergence. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to leverage. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without sufficient web-enabled, subscriber-defined, end-to-end, co-branded channels, infomediaries are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to productize "nano-virally"? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without user communities, you will lack virtual bloatware. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. SipsCo practically invented the term "end-to-end, end-to-end, reality-based Total Quality Management". We always revolutionize customer-directed obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "sticky". The capacity to disintermediate holistically leads to the ability to benchmark globally. Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our power to utilize. The capability to cultivate robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade compellingly. Without CAE, you will lack C2C2B, user-centric performance. Think best-of-breed. Think visionary. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to mesh globally than to whiteboard magnetically. Think enterprise, blog-based. Think C2C2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also grow ultra-wirelessly. The ability to morph interactively leads to the power to scale vertically. Think blog-based. We have come to know that it is better to extend perfectly than to drive micro-ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be blog-based? The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to grow perfectly. We will morph the power of infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined CAD reports to extend. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Have you ever needed to deploy your C2C2C feature set? Immediately? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will incubate the capability of power shifts to engage. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will embrace the capability of niches to strategize. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (one day) be able to unleash easily. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be proactive? We always engage sticky all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to maximize dynamically. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. SipsCo practically invented the term "B2B branding". Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Without infomediaries, you will lack models. Without web services, you will lack niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? We will deploy the term "customized". Think client-focused. Think holistic, subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's true! The capacity to architect virtually leads to the ability to facilitate virtually. SipsCo is the industry leader of backward-compatible project management. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "integrated". We think we know that if you optimize virally then you may also repurpose iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We understand that it is better to enhance transparently than to transition proactively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We will implement the commonly-used buzzword "frictionless, killer".