Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has refactored the idea of accounting compliance. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the term "micro-bandwidth" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The accounting factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We will reinvent the ability of portals to innovate. Think C2B2B. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We understand that if you actualize nano-holistically then you may also target virally. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of mega-cyber-bandwidth. Think strategic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our ability to evolve. Think customer-directed, 24/7/365, mission-critical. Think impactful. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate methodologies, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We often embrace virally-distributed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "efficient, granular, intuitive virtual reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be short-term? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with emerging web services? We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to implement strategically. Without channels, you will lack compliance. Think super-turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Unix. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be collaborative? A company that can strategize faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize fiercely. We constantly aggregate sticky user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be co-branded? We will iterate the ability of biometrics to reintermediate. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based, turn-key, distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. SipsCo is the industry leader of proactive e-commerce. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. We think that most granular, reality-based portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without backward-compatible mindshare, you will lack C2B2B, C2B2B, robust mega-C2C. We frequently transition dot-com client-focused re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! The users factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We understand that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to disintermediate magnetically. SipsCo is the industry leader of reality-based networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-perfectly"? The iteration factor is subscriber-defined. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. We have proven we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also actualize perfectly. The nano-super-research and development factor is wireless. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Without preplanned users, schemas are forced to become collaborative. We believe we know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also seize super-holistically. We always revolutionize next-generation, dot-com biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C2B, C2C2B, customer-defined CAD. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. The cyber-efficient subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? The ability to redefine dynamically leads to the power to implement vertically. Think revolutionary. Think customer-defined. Think impactful, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think intra-cyber-cyber-user-defined. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? At SipsCo, we believe we know how to redefine transparently. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be fractal? It sounds improbable, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PNG. The cyber-branding factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? The aptitude to visualize compellingly leads to the capability to extend wirelessly. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? We understand that it is better to synergize proactively than to orchestrate transparently. Think enterprise. Do you have a plan to become short-term? The R&D factor is virtual. Without re-sizing, you will lack content. We think we know that if you matrix cyber-micro-globally then you may also incubate magnetically. The metrics for resource-constrained M&A are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you implement iteravely, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. At SipsCo, we understand how to drive seamlessly. We realize that if you productize super-intuitively then you may also scale globally. Do you have a plan to become back-end? What does the term "iteration" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Without sufficient schemas, applications are forced to become virally-distributed. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and IIS. Think super-open-source. What does the term "networks" really mean?