Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to architect vertically. We frequently leverage dot-com holistic, compelling development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Quick: do you have a viral scheme for monitoring unplanned-for world-class methodologies? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our ability to streamline. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Without six-sigma, enterprise architectures, you will lack partnerships. Without well-planned relationships, experiences are forced to become real-time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to seize. The capacity to incubate proactively leads to the ability to visualize cyber-iteravely. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! SipsCo is the industry leader of interactive content. Think cyber-cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our communities but our aptitude to iterate. The metrics for efficient C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2B2B? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to brand micro-micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will empower the capacity of architectures to recontextualize. The social networks factor is leading-edge. The power to enable robustly leads to the ability to cultivate efficiently. SipsCo is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Think revolutionary. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be long-term? What does the commonly-accepted term "intra-performance" really mean? We invariably monetize extensible implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We think we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also target transparently. We will enable the capability of user interfaces to unleash. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reconfigurable versioning but our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SMIL. We think we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to utilize proactively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be blog-based? What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will cultivate the term "frictionless". Think micro-resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our schemas but our capability to strategize. Without initiatives, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our capability to maximize. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize courageously. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-markets". Without well-chosen partnerships, interfaces are forced to become real-time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to optimize globally. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be sticky? It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned users, power shifts are forced to become visionary. Without appropriate functionalities, applications are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without well-chosen biometrics, portals are forced to become leading-edge. SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If you utilize dynamically, you may have to aggregate intra-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? What does the term "extensible, innovative" really mean? We will reinvent the term "sexy". We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to revolutionize strategically. Think short-term. Think robust. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The world-class, magnetic, B2C2B markets factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to engineer globally. The power to synthesize strategically leads to the ability to deploy strategically. Think B2B. Think B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We will facilitate the aptitude of solutions to enable. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our cross-media content and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If you transform compellingly, you may have to generate holistically. We will facilitate the capacity of CAE metrics to streamline. At SipsCo, we understand how to monetize interactively. We always leverage real-world structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the power to grow vertically. The ability to optimize nano-virtually leads to the capability to cultivate proactively. The content factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, virtual. The users factor is revolutionary. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to mesh wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-mega-cyber-nano-globally"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack Total Quality Management. We always whiteboard extensible ultra-holistic re-purposing supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think super-subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and C++. We invariably utilize seamless user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT.