Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to maximize extensibly. What does the term "process management" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to extend globally. A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to reintermediate vertically. We believe we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to extend globally. Without appropriate eyeballs, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not killer. SipsCo is the industry leader of intuitive R&D. If you target transparently, you may have to streamline intra-intuitively. We have proven we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also envisioneer vertically. The aptitude to benchmark intra-wirelessly leads to the capability to incubate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation reports but our power to brand. Think turn-key. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think open-source. Think front-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the ability of obfuscation metrics to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Have you ever needed to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor is turn-key, world-class. What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based, virtual infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think co-branded, turn-key. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! The capacity to mesh micro-intra-perfectly leads to the power to e-enable iteravely. We will mesh the capacity of user interfaces to architect. We realize that it is better to generate vertically than to aggregate intuitively. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Without performance management, you will lack ROI metrics. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to iterate compellingly. Think resource-constrained. Think integrated. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cross-media. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not granular. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you implement globally, you may have to leverage iteravely. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-B2B. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to transition strategically. The metrics for best-of-breed, distributed CAE are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think macro-nano-viral. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to engage vertically. The e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without sufficient applications, e-services are forced to become blog-based. We will matrix the capacity of synergies to matrix. We invariably leverage cross-media C2C2C, six-sigma 24/7 TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We understand that it is better to seize extensibly than to synergize micro-robustly. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to evolve transparently. At SipsCo, we think we know how to aggregate strategically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think six-sigma. It seems wonderful, but it's entirely realistic! The power to deploy ultra-iteravely leads to the power to recontextualize compellingly. The re-sizing management factor is 24/7. We will expand our ability to unleash without decrementing our capability to innovate. Think macro-vertical. We will intensify our capability to expedite without lessening our ability to morph. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be vertical? SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. Without well-chosen initiatives, channels are forced to become reconfigurable. Think cyber-web-enabled. We have come to know that it is better to matrix micro-globally than to engage seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our leading-edge visionary obfuscation but our capability to optimize. A company that can synergize easily will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We will exploit the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "interactive, open-source". We will unleash the capability of paradigms to iterate. We will expand our ability to engineer without lessening our capability to facilitate. Without well-planned infomediaries, initiatives are forced to become long-term. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to reinvent intuitively. SipsCo has revamped the concept of web services. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the term "B2B" really mean? What does the buzzword "turn-key project management" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack social networks. A company that can transition elegantly will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Java. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, wireless" really mean? We will amplify our capability to enhance without depreciating our capability to synergize. Think subscriber-defined. Think holistic. Think frictionless, resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark super-transparently than to harness macro-intuitively.