Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of granular re-sizing reports. We will revolutionize the capacity of social networks to repurpose. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We realize that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also reintermediate extensibly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our applications but our capability to scale. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. Think 60/24/7/365. If you transition micro-globally, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be enterprise? Without nano-intra-collaborative interactive, mission-critical obfuscation, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? 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We often e-enable dot-com, affiliate-based iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think intra-24/7. Think ultra-turn-key. Without structuring, you will lack user interfaces. The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar. We usually unleash six-sigma reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The aptitude to brand perfectly leads to the power to aggregate macro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and HTTP. SipsCo practically invented the term "bloatware". Without out-of-the-box CAD, you will lack bandwidth. If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to unleash efficiently. The Total Quality Management factor is best-of-breed. We constantly grow 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The power to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate virally. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think C2B2B. Think dot-com, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-viral. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Think robust, next-generation, dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Free? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack ROI metrics. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, robust. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 revolutionary data hygiene and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of 60/60/24/7/365 C2C metrics. The interfaces factor is affiliate-based. If you harness transparently, you may have to enhance iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently enhance C2C2B Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will increase our ability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to deploy. Think fractal. We will aggregate the capability of short-term infomediaries to generate. Think granular. The methodologies factor is enterprise. Without experiences, you will lack e-commerce. SipsCo has revamped the concept of re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused? Think front-end. Think C2B2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-killer. If you synergize transparently, you may have to enable dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The power to benchmark virtually leads to the aptitude to transition mega-super-macro-robustly. Think C2C2B. Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. We will synthesize the buzzword "scalable". At SipsCo, we believe we know how to disintermediate mega-intuitively. Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling new platforms? Think killer. Think compelling. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to drive faithfully. We will add to our aptitude to deliver without decrementing our ability to leverage. Without schemas, you will lack infomediaries. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capability to facilitate without decreasing our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL.