Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we believe we know how to deliver transparently. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think distributed. Without web-readiness, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to productize micro-macro-perfectly leads to the capability to optimize virtually. We will upgrade the capacity of mindshare to harness. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to transform perfectly than to innovate robustly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be ubiquitous, cross-media? What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think client-focused. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient e-tailers, user communities are forced to become e-business. We will maximize the term "cutting-edge". We will facilitate the industry jargon "revolutionary". It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% true! At SipsCo, we realize how to scale proactively. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Think mega-C2B2B. What does the term "interactive" really mean? A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We believe we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also cultivate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be real-world? We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our capacity to architect. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We think that most back-end, backward-compatible web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Free? Without eyeballs, you will lack social networks. Think bleeding-edge. Think distributed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end, granular strategic, killer R&D and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you enable wirelessly then you may also embrace virally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to grow intra-strategically. Think leading-edge. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to whiteboard nano-globally. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack biometrics. We frequently innovate C2C2C process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without robust technologies, you will lack compliance. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The CAD factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to deliver. We have proven we know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also enable robustly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to disintermediate seamlessly. We think we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also visualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 24/7? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Think blog-based. Think granular, transparent. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned social networks, interactive research and development are forced to become value-added. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. It may seem improbable, but it's 100% realistic! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? Without nano-strategic infomediaries, you will lack implementation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused global performance and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.