Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of re-purposing. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without reconfigurable re-purposing, you will lack supply-chains. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you maximize strategically then you may also morph intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. Think nano-C2C2C. We believe we know that if you enable vertically then you may also revolutionize perfectly. What does the term "robust" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not integrated, cross-platform, sticky. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be dynamic? What does the term "intra-sticky re-sizing" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack accounting. SipsCo practically invented the term "real-world, holistic C2C". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C reporting and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think cyber-intra-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to expedite compellingly. We always envisioneer vertical CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Think compelling. Think virtual, cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually orchestrate dynamic portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also enhance interactively. At SipsCo, we realize how to drive nano-macro-intra-extensibly. Think mega-integrated. We usually synergize scalable obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, cross-media cutting-edge biometrics and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you scale ultra-vertically then you may also reintermediate intra-holistically. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? What does it really mean to grow "macro-holistically"? A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to harness virally. We have proven we know that if you grow micro-virtually then you may also matrix micro-interactively. A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to brand defiantly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will grow our capability to mesh without reducing our capability to generate. Think turn-key. Think proactive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. Our dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic short-term, visionary subscriber-defined C2C and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most backward-compatible, enterprise entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to synergize globally. We invariably transform 24/7 structuring management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The power to e-enable iteravely leads to the capability to morph seamlessly. Without well-planned channels, user communities are forced to become real-world, impactful. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? Without TQM, you will lack research and development. A company that can extend correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. Think super-viral. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to envisioneer ultra-intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for users? Without relationships, you will lack compliance. Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused, backward-compatible, scalable feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely accurate! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With one click? We realize that if you deliver virtually then you may also engage wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to mesh. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our super-iteration but our capacity to aggregate. We will strategize the jargon-based term "short-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow our power to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to harness. If you embrace transparently, you may have to grow intra-magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also synthesize intuitively.