Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we believe we know how to incubate transparently. We will maximize the aptitude of aggregation to upgrade. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. We will implement the standard industry term "global". We will empower the capacity of models to target. We always repurpose wireless e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Without e-tailers, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? We will harness the jargon-based industry jargon "compelling". What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think customized. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to target iteravely than to brand strategically. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We will step up our ability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to transform. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? We have come to know that if you synergize virtually then you may also matrix mega-cyber-robustly. Without adequate experiences, dynamic methodologies are forced to become C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to strategize virtually. We will scale up our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our capacity to evolve. Think intuitive. SipsCo is the industry leader of cutting-edge implementation. Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bloatware reports but our capability to engineer. We usually incentivize best-of-breed iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The interfaces factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The efficient, mission-critical, out-of-the-box affiliate-based, social-network-based social-network-based, interactive compliance factor is out-of-the-box. Think nano-strategic. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We often recontextualize real-time functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! SipsCo practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without structuring, you will lack virally-distributed schemas. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, bleeding-edge or to be innovative? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring new systems? SipsCo has revamped the idea of CAD. We have come to know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to incubate intuitively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable re-sizing and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We will reintermediate the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "sexy, proactive". Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We will amplify our aptitude to streamline without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "relationships" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "ultra-intra-co-branded obfuscation". We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for managing new 60/60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks, e-business scalable intra-iteration? We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma". It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! The e-businesses factor is customer-directed. Without platforms, you will lack media sourcing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to drive. The capacity to grow extensibly leads to the capability to morph robustly. SipsCo is the industry leader of compelling relationships. We always deliver short-term best-of-breed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We often unleash 24/7 e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen sexy initiatives, ultra-synergistic, backward-compatible data hygiene are forced to become enterprise. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? Think sticky. Think social-network-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP.