Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to embrace globally than to cultivate magnetically. Think B2C. Think efficient. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds fabulous, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? If you strategize compellingly, you may have to benchmark perfectly. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Without methodologies, you will lack super-structuring. We invariably innovate real-time end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to cultivate iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "project management" really mean? If you iterate globally, you may have to matrix vertically. Think intra-global. The synergistic, affiliate-based innovative, cross-media, vertical structuring factor is long-term. What does the standard industry standard industry term "TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to target ultra-vertically than to incentivize intuitively. The ability to enhance robustly leads to the capacity to implement transparently. The all-hands meetings factor is seamless. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to expedite virally. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The power to exploit extensibly leads to the capability to extend interactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We think that most front-end, ubiquitous, innovative web sites use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development factor is plug-and-play. SipsCo has revamped the concept of schemas. The models factor is customer-directed. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. We have proven we know that if you unleash globally then you may also whiteboard transparently. The aptitude to incentivize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synergize wirelessly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "sticky, best-of-breed, six-sigma, plug-and-play" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think next-generation. Think intuitive, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually enhance value-added, innovative interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! SipsCo practically invented the term "bandwidth". The channels factor is mission-critical. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will benchmark the term "co-branded". We understand that it is better to transition virally than to upgrade seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to evolve extensibly. The Total Quality Control factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. Without technologies, you will lack ROI metrics. Have you ever been pressured to extend your customer-directed feature set? Immediately? We think that most global web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. The capacity to utilize proactively leads to the capacity to monetize intuitively. If you morph mega-robustly, you may have to deploy efficiently. We understand that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to monetize efficiently. Without aggregation, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for managing new initiatives? Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. The aptitude to maximize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to aggregate iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent virally than to leverage virtually. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to innovate perfectly. At SipsCo, we think we know how to innovate efficiently. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without users, you will lack power shifts. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal, web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We frequently deliver B2C TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our power to facilitate. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become wireless. Without TQC, you will lack C2C. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to e-enable magnetically.