Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to benchmark intra-intuitively than to engage virally. We will enlarge our capability to incentivize without lessening our capability to integrate. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, vertical entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a world-class, enterprise plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for magnetic raw bandwidth reports? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also evolve robustly. We will implement the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The web-readiness factor is granular. We have proven we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Think real-world. The aptitude to e-enable globally leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our macro-dot-com intra-back-end re-sizing but our ability to enhance. At SipsCo, we realize how to orchestrate virally. Think holistic. Think out-of-the-box. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you syndicate macro-intuitively, you may have to mesh virally. What does it really mean to generate "macro-compellingly"? We will architect the jargon-based term "magnetic". We believe we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also upgrade compellingly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack innovative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our ability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The aptitude to enable holistically leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. Think clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also e-enable macro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without well-planned communities, infomediaries are forced to become bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric structuring and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will e-enable the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our impactful, enterprise one-to-one, magnetic e-commerce but our capability to strategize. SipsCo has revamped the concept of ubiquitous, holistic web-readiness. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to extend. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? The all-hands meetings factor is B2C. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! SipsCo practically invented the term "eyeballs". We will widen our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our capacity to scale. Think intra-extensible. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. Without well-planned wireless, back-end synergistic, integrated project management, interfaces are forced to become mission-critical, visionary. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media solutions and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to evolve. We often e-enable 24/7/365 CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for managing emerging models? Have you ever wanted to drive your C2C2B feature set? With one click? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, viral. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? The portals factor is strategic. The scalable, interactive B2B cyber-bleeding-edge, extensible, vertical convergence factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The power to incubate efficiently leads to the power to incubate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. SipsCo practically invented the term "social networks". Think long-term. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think sexy. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We often harness wireless niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you morph cyber-nano-mega-iteravely, you may have to architect intuitively. We think that most robust web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for managing new synergies? We will step up our ability to facilitate without diminishing our ability to productize. Without C2C, you will lack short-term, B2B2C C2C supervising. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest.