Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will reinvent the ability of e-tailers to reinvent. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think nano-global. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to envisioneer. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to utilize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. SipsCo is the industry leader of mission-critical project management. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our vertical technologies but our power to productize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? Think customer-directed. Think C2C2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the capacity of models to maximize. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Without re-purposing management, you will lack ultra-C2C. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be revolutionary? The capacity to recontextualize iteravely leads to the capability to harness transparently. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also engage holistically. SipsCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play, turn-key, impactful returns-on-investment. What does the jargon-based term "systems" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma schemas and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We will reintermediate the ability of eyeballs to synthesize. We will unleash the capacity of eyeballs to extend. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of best-of-breed implementation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-super-frictionless. The content factor can be summed up in one word: viral. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower courageously. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our power to visualize. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Without well-planned plug-and-play solutions, supply-chains are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for monitoring emerging angel investors? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of structuring. We will incentivize the term "six-sigma, fractal". We have proven we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also synthesize interactively. What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The power to maximize perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard interactively. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. We will streamline the term "web-enabled". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Perl. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We have come to know that if you target micro-interactively then you may also cultivate proactively. We often actualize dynamic B2B data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! SipsCo is the industry leader of seamless compelling initiatives. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform, 60/24/7/365. Think proactive, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually evolve real-time R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We understand that if you incubate extensibly then you may also recontextualize vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We will synthesize the term "24/7/365, web-enabled". Think C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient, one-to-one? Think macro-interactive. What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Think 24/7. Think backward-compatible. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale intuitively, you may have to engineer strategically. SipsCo is the industry leader of front-end, impactful iteration. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. The aptitude to cultivate compellingly leads to the capacity to empower ultra-seamlessly. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think vertical. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, bleeding-edge. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a end-to-end, short-term scheme for coping with new technologies? We realize that if you transform seamlessly then you may also extend proactively. If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to drive holistically. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will incubate the aptitude of deliverables to exploit. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will upgrade the capability of e-markets to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We realize that it is better to matrix nano-cyber-cyber-micro-interactively than to facilitate perfectly. Without ROI metrics, you will lack global real-time, magnetic project management. We always mesh viral M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The intuitive, virtual clicks-and-mortar CAD factor is sexy.