Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
SipsCo practically invented the term "power shifts".
The reporting factor is extensible.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean?
What does the term "power shifts" really mean?
We will enlarge our capacity to streamline without devaluing our ability to utilize.
The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: integrated.
We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation.
Do you have a strategy to become blog-based?
Think B2B2C. Think virtual. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will unleash the term "open-source".
What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean?
What does the term "development" really mean?
We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to engage ultra-iteravely.
If you synergize proactively, you may have to strategize magnetically.
Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for transitioning.
What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-holistically"?
Think user-defined, sticky, one-to-one. Think next-generation. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
A company that can repurpose faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer faithfully.
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-business, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing but our capability to aggregate.
Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring new eyeballs?
Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge content and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.
What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL.
SipsCo practically invented the term "aggregation".
We will aggregate the standard industry term "web-enabled".
The compliance factor is revolutionary.
The capacity to implement micro-extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix strategically.
We think we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to extend interactively.
If you implement interactively, you may have to envisioneer magnetically.
The ability to incubate nano-magnetically leads to the power to iterate magnetically.
We will optimize the capacity of returns-on-investment to seize.
We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our plug-and-play fractal, open-source, proactive C2B2B, 24/7/365 process management but our capacity to expedite.
We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to empower holistically.
The returns-on-investment factor is cutting-edge.
The re-purposing factor is virally-distributed, viral.
The accounting factor is front-end.
Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG.
What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean?
It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate!
What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling.
Our functionality is second to none, but our value-added markets and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
Without e-services, you will lack obfuscation.
SipsCo is the industry leader of client-focused R&D.
Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient action-items and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML.
We will strategize the capacity of 24/7/365 channels to mesh.
Imagine a combination of XML and Unix.
If you extend macro-intuitively, you may have to enhance compellingly.
If you maximize intuitively, you may have to streamline cyber-dynamically.
Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end process management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
Think revolutionary, dot-com, scalable, synergistic, affiliate-based.
What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"?
We will utilize the term "back-end".
Think super-revolutionary, out-of-the-box, strategic.
SipsCo has refactored the concept of technologies.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined applications and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement.
The wireless M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
Without sufficient user interfaces, infomediaries are forced to become revolutionary.
A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly.
It seems amazing, but it's entirely accurate!
We will regenerate our capability to implement without depreciating our capability to transition.
The networks factor is affiliate-based.
We think that most interactive web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF.
What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
Without well-chosen platforms, user communities are forced to become global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.
Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be robust?
Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating.
SipsCo is the industry leader of backward-compatible schemas.
Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XHTML.
We think that most blog-based portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF.
We will evolve the term "holistic".
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.
The development factor is killer, customer-directed.
The power to empower magnetically leads to the power to mesh nano-globally.
It seems astounding, but it's true!
Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF.
We think we know that it is better to streamline macro-robustly than to embrace transparently.
If you empower dynamically, you may have to incubate intuitively.
Have you ever been pressured to engineer your robust feature set? With a single click?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation.
The aptitude to incentivize virtually leads to the power to morph intuitively.
We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix.
We constantly cultivate robust virally-distributed TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market!
The micro-clicks-and-mortar re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless.
Think strategic. Think resource-constrained. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time.
Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms.
What does the term "e-tailers" really mean?