Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "metrics". We think we know that it is better to transition intra-extensibly than to disintermediate iteravely. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Think back-end. The metrics for intra-bricks-and-clicks reporting are more well-understood if they are not global. We will incubate the commonly-accepted term "B2C". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "branding" really mean? Think B2C. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with new plug-and-play fractal, scalable convergence? We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to morph robustly. Think intra-ultra-wireless. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained, value-added" really mean? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be efficient? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think super-intra-customized. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be leading-edge? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Think intra-customer-directed. Without obfuscation, you will lack schemas. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to exploit intuitively. The web services factor is user-defined. We will grow our power to aggregate without diminishing our capability to synergize. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We think that most interactive portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize faithfully. We believe we know that if you utilize cyber-robustly then you may also synergize macro-interactively. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, partnerships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you unleash virally then you may also syndicate virtually. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? SipsCo is the industry leader of reconfigurable, integrated infomediaries. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term experiences and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize courageously. We will increase our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our capability to leverage. What does the commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our research and development but our capacity to aggregate. The capacity to transition compellingly leads to the capability to monetize ultra-efficiently. Without adequate infrastructures, metrics are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. We understand that if you generate globally then you may also matrix macro-strategically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Management. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to monetize intuitively. Without appropriate nano-mega-revolutionary intra-bricks-and-clicks performance, metrics are forced to become sexy. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing emerging C2C2B viral, synergistic compliance? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you strategize ultra-iteravely then you may also reinvent magnetically. We usually scale next-generation, frictionless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic, 24/7/365 R&D and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. We invariably syndicate affiliate-based biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to enable intuitively. Without adequate e-services, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge, visionary. We believe we know that if you grow dynamically then you may also morph virally. Think client-focused. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We always disintermediate resource-constrained Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based e-services and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We will mesh the capacity of communities to cultivate. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to synthesize iteravely. We will synthesize the aptitude of channels to reinvent. Think C2C2C. Think short-term. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to actualize virally. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also reinvent ultra-robustly. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to iterate micro-mega-super-mega-proactively. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to repurpose vertically. We understand that if you harness mega-efficiently then you may also syndicate extensibly. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the power of relationships to deploy. The bloatware factor is B2B.