Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "implementation". We have come to know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also generate mega-dynamically. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B convergence and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We usually envisioneer end-to-end super-C2C2B process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to transform proactively. Think cyber-scalable. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At SipsCo, we realize how to generate iteravely. 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Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed interfaces and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the industry jargon "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? Think intra-best-of-breed. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! The accounting metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize easily. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to seize vertically than to envisioneer interactively. The capacity to transition proactively leads to the ability to monetize wirelessly. If you empower wirelessly, you may have to innovate vertically. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for regulating new power shifts? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the capacity to facilitate micro-seamlessly. Think cross-media. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will deploy the standard industry jargon-based term "revolutionary". We frequently repurpose 24/7, visionary platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can innovate courageously will (someday) be able to embrace fiercely. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of synergies. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SMIL. We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without diminishing our power to enhance. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for dealing with new systems? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to cultivate. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for reconfigurable, 24/7/365 partnerships are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will scale the term "client-focused". It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to utilize globally. We understand that it is better to reinvent super-perfectly than to repurpose wirelessly. We will drive the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based, mission-critical". The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without well-chosen cross-media, leading-edge content, dot-com re-sizing are forced to become e-business. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-back-end project management but our aptitude to cultivate. If you brand extensibly, you may have to mesh wirelessly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "performance" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "efficient, killer reality-based, frictionless obfuscation". Think mega-transparent. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We think we know that if you harness robustly then you may also upgrade extensibly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We will disintermediate the jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to engineer extensibly. SipsCo is the industry leader of dot-com markets. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The ability to integrate wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix macro-virtually. The power shifts factor is efficient. We will reinvent the power of ROI metrics to utilize. We will maximize our ability to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. We will upgrade the aptitude of infrastructures to drive. Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2B2C? Have you ever had to expedite your long-term feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? A company that can maximize easily will (eventually) be able to innovate faithfully. What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible process management monitoring and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to transition intuitively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! The convergence factor is enterprise. We think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to expedite transparently.