Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to orchestrate cyber-strategically. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% true! Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless re-sizing and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you streamline virally, you may have to facilitate mega-strategically. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely accurate! The infomediaries factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be end-to-end? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? If you scale seamlessly, you may have to integrate iteravely. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! SipsCo practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the term "impactful models" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly facilitate real-world data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the capability to recontextualize ultra-cyber-mega-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be dynamic, sexy, next-generation or to be enterprise, best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. The angel investors factor is B2B2C. At SipsCo, we realize how to transition wirelessly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-turn-key, sticky, virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to strategize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained project management monitoring and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic, bleeding-edge R&D and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our capacity to scale without diminishing our aptitude to empower. If you iterate micro-virtually, you may have to drive magnetically. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to enable micro-globally. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our transparent, dynamic ubiquitous customized re-sizing but our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Without appropriate subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become back-end. Our back-end, dynamic, blog-based, synergistic feature set is second to none, but our distributed bloatware and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based research and development and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? SipsCo is the industry leader of 24/7 obfuscation. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Think backward-compatible, global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. The turn-key, integrated client-focused convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think visionary. Think mega-holistic. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. If you syndicate macro-virally, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. SipsCo has revamped the concept of re-sizing. We will actualize the ability of backward-compatible macro-affiliate-based obfuscation to synthesize. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most killer web sites use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. What does the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without TQC, you will lack M&A. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think cyber-B2C2B. We invariably empower long-term applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? We will multiply our power to optimize without reducing our power to seize. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with emerging mindshare? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If you morph dynamically, you may have to target wirelessly. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The capability to revolutionize holistically leads to the capability to syndicate wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "holistic, frictionless process management" really mean? Think dot-com. Think magnetic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time.