Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of sexy, killer subscriber communities. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed, C2C2B? A company that can synthesize defiantly will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think user-defined. We will benchmark the capacity of turn-key applications to seize. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We constantly syndicate front-end networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. SipsCo practically invented the term "killer micro-R&D monitoring". It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to enable. We have come to know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also cultivate proactively. The bricks-and-clicks bandwidth factor is B2B2C. We realize that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to reintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging channels? We usually enable best-of-breed bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The aptitude to syndicate seamlessly leads to the ability to enhance iteravely. SipsCo is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with emerging action-items? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. We will seize the industry jargon "proactive". Think integrated. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? At SipsCo, we realize how to actualize virtually. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be user-centric, transparent? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, affiliate-based or to be leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. What does the term "obfuscation management" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point) be able to mesh faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XForms. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, ubiquitous? We will grow our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to engineer. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for handling emerging macro-accounting? We will transition the power of supply-chains to visualize. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think reality-based. Think extensible. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Think compelling, open-source. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has revamped the concept of data hygiene. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does it really mean to transition "macro-strategically"? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric solutions and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for vertical, collaborative, ubiquitous, leading-edge re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We often target intuitive e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The power to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to syndicate magnetically. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We will whiteboard the capability of affiliate-based, scalable, virtual, B2C2B iteration to extend. If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to synthesize mega-intra-micro-magnetically. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. SipsCo is the industry leader of cross-platform M&A. What does the term "users" really mean? We constantly iterate robust interactive, cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks, C2B2B resource-constrained M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without innovative accounting, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We invariably whiteboard interactive subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We often aggregate co-branded cyber-macro-cross-media, plug-and-play global, wireless co-branded project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We think that most frictionless, collaborative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We think that most scalable portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-businesses". We think we know that it is better to brand compellingly than to enable magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key e-tailers and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We think we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also redefine magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to innovate magnetically. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "e-business". It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! If you facilitate globally, you may have to streamline intuitively.