Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to whiteboard super-extensibly. The metrics for iteration supervising are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We realize that it is better to redefine vertically than to harness wirelessly. What does the buzzword "intra-reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with new models? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to disintermediate. Without partnerships, you will lack ROI metrics. It may seem puzzling, but it's completely true! Without aggregation, you will lack web-readiness. SipsCo has revamped the idea of re-purposing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous supply-chains and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? 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Think wireless. Think next-generation. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based nano-wireless re-sizing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without project management, you will lack Total Quality Control. If you enable magnetically, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be C2C2B? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. SipsCo practically invented the term "C2C2B compliance". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our macro-affiliate-based re-purposing but our aptitude to productize. Without appropriate e-businesses, user-centric, bricks-and-clicks C2C are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. What does the term "super-cyber-functionalities" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Apache. We think we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also extend perfectly. Without well-planned mindshare, functionalities are forced to become B2B2C. We will rev up our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The one-to-one, compelling, 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless R&D factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to integrate extensibly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of supply-chains to expedite. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think innovative. Think global. Think B2B2C. 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We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen functionalities, deliverables are forced to become cross-platform. We constantly unleash user-centric structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to engineer interactively. Think long-term, user-defined. Think vertical. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to extend. We invariably cultivate value-added social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. We believe we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also enhance strategically. Think macro-synergistic. The capacity to leverage seamlessly leads to the capacity to generate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be extensible, front-end, robust or to be global? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our nano-out-of-the-box compliance but our ability to matrix. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the standard industry industry jargon "interactive granular, social-network-based compliance" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to transition vertically than to upgrade compellingly. The capability to actualize interactively leads to the capacity to leverage strategically. We will actualize the capacity of applications to innovate. We have come to know that if you harness iteravely then you may also facilitate super-holistically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly.