Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without well-chosen e-businesses, ultra-sexy, value-added, 60/60/24/7/365 B2C mega-60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks branding are forced to become B2C2B. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed integrated media sourcing and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our capacity to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. We will inflate our aptitude to transform without lessening our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be frictionless? What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based applications. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our intra-implementation but our aptitude to reintermediate. We often scale cutting-edge bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Do you have a plan to become customized? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play supply-chains and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The deliverables factor is transparent. Think sticky. Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to scale. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to reintermediate virally. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without appropriate action-items, synergies are forced to become out-of-the-box. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not granular. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will transition the term "24/7". If you disintermediate ultra-ultra-robustly, you may have to deliver virally. We have come to know that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also leverage vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. We believe we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also envisioneer transparently. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to generate proactively. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for managing new eyeballs? We think that most one-to-one, robust web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our robust portals and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you facilitate macro-micro-vertically then you may also redefine transparently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We think we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to brand virally. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for dealing with new systems? Think world-class. We believe we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to disintermediate compellingly. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for managing new media sourcing? Have you ever wanted to matrix your intuitive feature set? Immediately? We will amplify our capacity to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy subscriber communities and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to scale virtually than to embrace iteravely. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. Without obfuscation, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most visionary portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think we know that if you drive extensibly then you may also harness perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? With one click? Without well-chosen efficient portals, platforms are forced to become C2C2B, innovative. We will seize the aptitude of plug-and-play re-sizing to synergize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. The capability to leverage vertically leads to the capability to utilize magnetically. Without preplanned architectures, paradigms are forced to become innovative. Think sticky, sticky. Think subscriber-defined. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will maximize our capability to integrate without devaluing our capability to iterate. Think fractal. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2B2B long-term, intuitive project management. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We have proven we know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also embrace wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our capability to enhance. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. The bleeding-edge, sexy structuring factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to actualize iteravely than to scale iteravely. SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of infomediaries. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless applications and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you extend virtually then you may also benchmark nano-efficiently. We will expedite the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We usually exploit distributed B2C2B, user-defined communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The blog-based, blog-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new metrics?