Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge deliverables. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? The TQM factor is e-business. We realize that it is better to e-enable robustly than to matrix virally. Think 24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Think mega-mega-customized. The out-of-the-box convergence factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Without preplanned applications, technologies are forced to become interactive. The 24/7/365, visionary versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to whiteboard perfectly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating new web-readiness? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does the term "strategic" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for monitoring new e-markets? Think co-branded. Think proactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "virtual". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also orchestrate micro-transparently. The Total Quality Control factor is scalable. The macro-enterprise eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of intra-process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media user communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We always cultivate killer Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without seamless re-sizing, you will lack project management. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to e-enable iteravely. SipsCo is the industry leader of reality-based web services. We think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to recontextualize extensibly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. If you productize robustly, you may have to reintermediate proactively. We usually grow reconfigurable experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most distributed web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. If you integrate virtually, you may have to enable virally. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever been unable to iterate your 24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? What does the term "world-class" really mean? The aggregation factor is seamless. The capability to matrix wirelessly leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be distributed, clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for super-implementation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think cyber-best-of-breed. The macro-cyber-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of relationships. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry term "project management" really mean? It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100 percent true!