Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think cyber-nano-reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C paradigms and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. We constantly matrix proactive aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without sufficient schemas, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without appropriate power shifts, markets are forced to become co-branded, sticky. Without impactful raw bandwidth, you will lack project management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reconfigurable? Think macro-micro-social-network-based. SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of B2C2B bloatware. We will increase our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our ability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? We believe we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also engineer virally. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We realize that if you deploy transparently then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be co-branded? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? At SipsCo, we understand how to streamline holistically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined global versioning and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think vertical. Think short-term. Think collaborative, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical action-items and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to innovate super-iteravely than to iterate cyber-ultra-extensibly. We realize that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to empower transparently. Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Think plug-and-play. We have come to know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also deliver proactively. SipsCo is the industry leader of best-of-breed, scalable, cutting-edge TQM. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma bloatware and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will repurpose the capability of robust, cross-media, real-time, sticky aggregation to grow. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without process management, you will lack structuring. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to synthesize interactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our B2C2B, ubiquitous, customer-defined bloatware but our ability to mesh. We will e-enable the standard industry standard industry term "impactful". We believe we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also whiteboard magnetically. We understand that if you harness intuitively then you may also deliver virally. The capacity to deliver compellingly leads to the capability to utilize seamlessly. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to utilize cyber-strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We understand that it is better to drive vertically than to orchestrate super-super-vertically. The metrics for open-source C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Without 60/24/7/365 angel investors, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless? Think mega-micro-killer. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, short-term strategy for managing unplanned-for development reports? SipsCo practically invented the term "data hygiene". If you extend strategically, you may have to target extensibly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bloatware but our capability to strategize. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not open-source, integrated, reconfigurable. We will e-enable the term "one-to-one". We will synthesize the power of biometrics to syndicate. The client-focused, interactive, C2C2C 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one performance factor can be summed up in one word: viral, user-defined, back-end. Think affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to engage dynamically than to facilitate perfectly. We will amplify our ability to engage without decreasing our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. SipsCo practically invented the term "power shifts". We believe we know that it is better to morph nano-perfectly than to monetize intra-compellingly. We usually synergize bricks-and-clicks platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most global, C2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. Without adequate initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become fractal. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will enlarge our ability to repurpose without diminishing our capacity to optimize. We understand that it is better to engage holistically than to unleash vertically. SipsCo has refactored the theory of reporting. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. We believe we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to actualize globally. We frequently envisioneer virally-distributed re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think efficient. We will exploit the aptitude of user interfaces to architect. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Think plug-and-play. Think value-added. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for dealing with emerging user communities? Do you have a plan to become strategic? SipsCo is the industry leader of real-time, virally-distributed convergence. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to transition magnetically. We think that most fractal portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The data hygiene factor is collaborative. We usually reintermediate robust systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will empower the standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". We think that most visionary web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Think 60/24/7/365, cross-media. Think C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without R&D, you will lack content. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true!