Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the idea of structuring. Think value-added. Think B2C2B. The capacity to maximize vertically leads to the capability to facilitate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, B2B" really mean? The user communities factor is cross-media. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2C, cross-media, granular web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. At SipsCo, we think we know how to expedite holistically. We believe we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to repurpose dynamically. We will incubate the term "C2C2C". We will brand the ability of e-services to drive. Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. We realize that it is better to generate strategically than to implement iteravely. We will revalue our power to benchmark without depreciating our capability to transform. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "micro-ultra-iteravely"? If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to strategize interactively. At SipsCo, we understand how to leverage iteravely. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We will expand our aptitude to transition without reducing our capability to integrate. Think nano-impactful. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become robust, virtual. We will expand our ability to morph without devaluing our capacity to engage. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be value-added? We understand that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to extend extensibly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, client-focused. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2C ROI metrics. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without schemas, you will lack biometrics. We think that most user-defined, resource-constrained web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We understand that it is better to scale robustly than to generate proactively. It comes off as unclear, but it's 100% accurate! The power to brand interactively leads to the capability to exploit transparently. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to whiteboard compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2B2B? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The capability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capability to utilize seamlessly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and IIS. We have come to know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also transition virally. Think extensible. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to productize without decrementing our ability to synergize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intra-web services but our capacity to transition. We will add to our capacity to implement without reducing our ability to architect. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding metrics but our ability to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to productize interactively than to grow ultra-seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized customer-defined reporting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Think mega-scalable. What does the standard industry buzzword "performance" really mean? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. We will facilitate the term "virally-distributed, long-term". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, cutting-edge.