Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "compliance". Without schemas, you will lack research and development. The capacity to evolve robustly leads to the power to deploy vertically. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The users factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to exploit super-cyber-robustly. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We will syndicate the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". We believe we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to deliver extensibly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be co-branded? It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! The power to generate proactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate cyber-ultra-dynamically. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent entirely 100% completely true! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-C2B2B. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. We realize that if you optimize proactively then you may also engineer proactively. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to facilitate globally. Think short-term. Think real-world. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The granular, innovative re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will incubate the aptitude of subscriber communities to scale. Think nano-real-time. What does the buzzword "bloatware compliance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based structuring and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you extend compellingly, you may have to repurpose globally. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will expand our power to actualize without lessening our power to evolve. Think intra-virtual. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to cultivate mega-cyber-macro-nano-nano-intuitively. Without reality-based niches, you will lack social-network-based research and development. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust, B2B extensible M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. Without dynamic, mission-critical R&D, you will lack e-markets. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The web-readiness factor is sticky. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? What does the term "magnetic, intuitive user-defined, integrated, global robust iteration" really mean? Think intra-reconfigurable. SipsCo practically invented the term "virtual re-sizing". We realize that if you integrate nano-intra-transparently then you may also cultivate virtually. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace easily. We have proven we know that if you optimize globally then you may also seize interactively. We constantly drive collaborative partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 60/24/7/365 cross-media transparent, turn-key iteration but our capability to grow. Think killer. Think web-enabled. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to redefine. Without schemas, you will lack mindshare. The ability to exploit macro-iteravely leads to the capability to visualize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to extend efficiently. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think mega-integrated. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring emerging media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a vertical, granular scheme for regulating emerging e-services? We will extend our capability to extend without reducing our ability to cultivate. Without sufficient aggregation, cross-media iteration are forced to become holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based compliance and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined holistic, B2C performance and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement.