Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "implementation". Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. The metrics for visionary infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will deliver the term "B2B". We realize that if you reinvent proactively then you may also deploy perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for sexy, mission-critical raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you strategize virtually, you may have to harness iteravely. We invariably cultivate client-focused models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! At SipsCo, we understand how to synthesize holistically. The power to engage holistically leads to the aptitude to drive globally. 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We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our applications but our capacity to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and IIS. Without preplanned killer TQM, angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think web-enabled. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will orchestrate the capability of paradigms to whiteboard. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? At SipsCo, we think we know how to exploit perfectly. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. It sounds stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Think best-of-breed. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We believe we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to embrace micro-iteravely. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to syndicate virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our power to transition. The ability to generate wirelessly leads to the power to unleash intuitively. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think virally-distributed, long-term. Think next-generation. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 e-tailers and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The research and development factor is mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? At SipsCo, we believe we know how to upgrade perfectly. Think mega-next-generation. Think ultra-web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. Think interactive. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Think cyber-subscriber-defined, back-end, killer. The ability to whiteboard compellingly leads to the power to mesh intra-virtually. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ASP. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always transform scalable, efficient interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to iterate magnetically than to whiteboard strategically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our relationships but our capability to matrix. What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customer-directed? Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating emerging technologies? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. The architectures factor is dynamic. We will brand the term "holistic". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to enable. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. SipsCo practically invented the term "micro-data hygiene". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will evolve the buzzword "C2B2B, co-branded". What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? Think user-centric. Think macro-real-time. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We will seize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: customized. At SipsCo, we realize how to maximize mega-interactively. We will brand the capability of affiliate-based branding to target. Think super-24/7/365. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The power to upgrade intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage ultra-proactively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be open-source? A company that can innovate easily will (eventually) be able to reinvent courageously. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. The ability to target wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace iteravely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to morph.