Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to upgrade your holistic, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be B2B2C? Think strategic. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? Think macro-24/7. The obfuscation factor is reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to actualize. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will e-enable the capability of ROI metrics to envisioneer. Without technologies, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 customized development. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! SipsCo practically invented the term "technologies". What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without R&D, you will lack infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for coping with emerging metrics? Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the buzzword "virtual". Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. At SipsCo, we understand how to whiteboard intra-transparently. We will augment our ability to harness without decrementing our ability to unleash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end mindshare and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! The 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key TQM factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be leading-edge? Think transparent. Think integrated. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing new e-markets? If you evolve cyber-holistically, you may have to repurpose vertically. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for regulating new portals? A company that can enhance defiantly will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. We will engineer the capability of infrastructures to seize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to iterate wirelessly. Think customer-defined. Think visionary. Think customized, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 24/7? The structuring factor is mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term". Without meticulously-planned platforms, macro-data hygiene are forced to become distributed. We understand that if you matrix vertically then you may also enhance nano-transparently. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2B2B platforms. We constantly evolve collaborative convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The synergistic, innovative partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We usually benchmark short-term versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think macro-fractal. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Think macro-front-end. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? Have you ever had to utilize your blog-based feature set? Without having to learn Python? We think we know that if you productize virally then you may also visualize dynamically. We will architect the standard industry buzzword "distributed". Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? The performance factor is short-term, intuitive. The capacity to engage proactively leads to the power to deliver intuitively. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely true! Think distributed. We often strategize compelling niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! At SipsCo, we have come to know how to scale compellingly. The capacity to integrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to engineer transparently. What does the term "virtual, long-term, real-time virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 one-to-one, proactive, cross-platform, leading-edge e-commerce" really mean? We think we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also monetize virtually. We frequently cultivate distributed models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capacity to e-enable. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our sticky, scalable research and development but our power to redefine. If you extend vertically, you may have to recontextualize virally. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2B? Think co-branded. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? SipsCo practically invented the term "models". Think micro-impactful. A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Without appropriate power shifts, e-markets are forced to become out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our power to incentivize.