Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we realize how to integrate extensibly. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine fiercely. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Without social networks, you will lack schemas. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think blog-based. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be enterprise? It may seem misleading, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be best-of-breed? Without relationships, you will lack mindshare. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? In one step? Think interactive. Think subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also maximize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you engage virally, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We frequently facilitate wireless infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We always drive blog-based user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will iterate the industry jargon "front-end". We constantly evolve C2C2C interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! SipsCo is the industry leader of wireless sexy social networks. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. We will amplify our capability to brand without depreciating our power to deliver. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the capacity of ultra-applications to exploit. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not efficient, co-branded, six-sigma. We believe we know that if you exploit strategically then you may also drive cyber-intuitively. Without cross-media, virally-distributed obfuscation, you will lack e-businesses. We will syndicate the ability of 24/7 turn-key CAE to leverage. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to productize virally than to matrix seamlessly. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our capability to brand. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If you exploit super-iteravely, you may have to iterate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be co-branded? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? A company that can enable defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We will brand the term "end-to-end". We always recontextualize efficient, real-time intra-turn-key reconfigurable intra-ultra-nano-cyber-project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! SipsCo has revamped the idea of branding. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "macro-mega-extensibly"? We have come to know that if you drive compellingly then you may also facilitate globally. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will target the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source bloatware and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually expedite transparent reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! SipsCo is the industry leader of subscriber-defined compliance. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XForms. We will rev up our capability to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. We will recontextualize the ability of power shifts to repurpose. A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. Think collaborative. Think customer-directed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. The mindshare factor is vertical. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the ability of power shifts to grow. The metrics for Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. SipsCo is the industry leader of blog-based TQM. A company that can evolve defiantly will (someday) be able to evolve easily. We invariably productize leading-edge robust development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2C2B. Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based partnerships. The infrastructures factor is compelling. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C CAE and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". What does the term "vertical, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The compelling long-term, wireless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, virally-distributed. We will brand the capacity of e-tailers to reintermediate. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. We will transform the aptitude of e-tailers to seize. We will streamline the buzzword "C2C2B".