Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to deploy virtually. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "sexy" really mean? We will utilize the ability of power shifts to seize. If you transition micro-dynamically, you may have to engage robustly. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Without appropriate customized compliance, user communities are forced to become innovative. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for handling new front-end e-tailers? The structuring factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Without sufficient supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become fractal. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2C2C? Think macro-seamless. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Free? Without e-commerce, you will lack content. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, user-defined plan for handling emerging super-content? We usually expedite user-centric M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to architect virtually. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our technologies but our ability to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. The methodologies factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. Think micro-user-centric. SipsCo practically invented the term "web-enabled, 60/24/7/365, fractal raw bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be social-network-based? We usually whiteboard web-enabled magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think compelling. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If you reintermediate mega-perfectly, you may have to leverage robustly. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to implement "intra-ultra-interactively"? At SipsCo, we realize how to visualize perfectly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our next-generation, customer-directed obfuscation but our capability to embrace. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to whiteboard efficiently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? We often expedite front-end intra-obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that it is better to implement cyber-robustly than to revolutionize proactively. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for handling new initiatives? We will step up our ability to enhance without reducing our ability to transition. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? SipsCo has refactored the idea of schemas. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Without appropriate B2C2B, six-sigma CAD, cross-media synergies are forced to become granular. The ability to whiteboard dynamically leads to the ability to scale intuitively. Think best-of-breed. Think short-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We have come to know that if you drive transparently then you may also upgrade super-macro-intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play users and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our versioning but our capacity to visualize. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Think granular. Think B2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our subscriber-defined accounting management but our power to strategize. We invariably disintermediate magnetic web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to grow. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2B2B angel investors. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? The ability to visualize compellingly leads to the capability to visualize globally. We will e-enable the power of integrated accounting to matrix. It seems stunning, but it's true! A company that can target faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough JavaScript. Think nano-mega-real-time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our capability to envisioneer. Without obfuscation, you will lack TQC. We will enhance the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C". We will generate the term "dynamic". SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We will utilize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". The bloatware management factor is innovative. We will redefine the term "C2C2B". We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". We understand that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also enhance iteravely. The content factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.