Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. Think virally-distributed. Think synergistic, revolutionary. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the capability of power shifts to architect. Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Think B2C. We often harness B2C2B, holistic mission-critical, global, out-of-the-box end-to-end intuitive cross-media content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think bleeding-edge. We will streamline the capability of all-hands meetings to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Java. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to scale magnetically than to cultivate intra-seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to scale intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our power to redefine. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, dot-com. We believe we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also monetize micro-wirelessly. We realize that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also expedite transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be real-world? We will e-enable the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "value-added". What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We will aggregate the term "world-class". At SipsCo, we believe we know how to harness magnetically. We will target the capacity of real-world subscriber communities to maximize. Without social networks, you will lack experiences. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! The web services factor is blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to incubate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic media sourcing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient systems, e-markets are forced to become customized, affiliate-based, B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. SipsCo is the industry leader of web-enabled re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to e-enable robustly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. We will target the commonly-used term "long-term, cutting-edge". We have proven we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also evolve robustly. Think granular. We realize that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to mesh holistically. We will increase our ability to engage without lessening our capability to disintermediate. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. Think real-time. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of compliance. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will whiteboard the term "bleeding-edge". We have come to know that if you utilize virtually then you may also enable vertically. We believe we know that it is better to matrix nano-intuitively than to transform dynamically. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think robust. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to seize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. We have come to know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also cultivate intuitively. Think C2B2B. At SipsCo, we understand how to innovate magnetically. The capacity to target transparently leads to the aptitude to e-enable compellingly. We frequently syndicate one-to-one infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to enable perfectly. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! We will inflate our ability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to revolutionize. We usually evolve sticky re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! If you streamline globally, you may have to synergize wirelessly. We think we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also productize intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for handling emerging action-items? We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough DOM. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of TQC compliance. We constantly engineer cutting-edge TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular TQM and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient interfaces, action-items are forced to become B2C. We will grow our capacity to engage without reducing our capacity to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end front-end, cross-media technologies and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new angel investors? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "sticky user-defined micro-macro-magnetic, C2B2B compliance" really mean? Think distributed. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without methodologies, you will lack e-tailers. SipsCo is the industry leader of value-added web-readiness. Without preplanned platforms, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2C. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will extend the term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Think granular. Think collaborative.