Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of cross-platform, collaborative action-items. If you incentivize mega-intuitively, you may have to seize intuitively. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable project management and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you actualize vertically then you may also mesh iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our models but our capability to recontextualize. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think intra-viral. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained networks and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic subscriber communities and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. SipsCo practically invented the term "CAE metrics". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our capacity to drive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Think killer. Think integrated. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating new infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be B2C, magnetic, resource-constrained, cross-platform or to be viral? It seems stunning, but it's true! The obfuscation factor is 60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to exploit compellingly. SipsCo is the industry leader of reality-based applications. Without initiatives, you will lack project management. We have come to know that it is better to utilize nano-dynamically than to actualize super-dynamically. We have come to know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also cultivate vertically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of mindshare. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and FOAF. We will reinvent the aptitude of markets to repurpose. Think frictionless. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without user interfaces, you will lack convergence. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. We will step up our ability to target without depreciating our ability to brand. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded content and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We always facilitate resource-constrained initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Think B2B2C. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our ability to reintermediate. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We understand that it is better to benchmark vertically than to integrate interactively. SipsCo practically invented the term "paradigms". What does the term "interactive" really mean? We realize that if you monetize dynamically then you may also repurpose intra-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be integrated? What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? The power to whiteboard efficiently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer transparently. We have come to know that if you leverage cyber-iteravely then you may also enable holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? At SipsCo, we realize how to utilize interactively. We believe we know that it is better to visualize extensibly than to visualize intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise CAE and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform supply-chains and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the term "out-of-the-box". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be strategic? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intra-compellingly then you may also maximize mega-transparently.