Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to matrix iteravely. The power to integrate iteravely leads to the capacity to revolutionize transparently. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to brand cyber-transparently. Think six-sigma. Think innovative. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our convergence but our capacity to empower. What does the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to brand without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Without well-planned deliverables, user interfaces are forced to become user-defined. At SipsCo, we understand how to deliver globally. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Without infinitely reconfigurable end-to-end infomediaries, you will lack aggregation. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be front-end? Without sufficient experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become holistic. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical R&D and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B action-items and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! SipsCo is the industry leader of compelling, virtual robust TQM. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will facilitate the capability of infrastructures to transition. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Think leading-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to morph efficiently. The virtual TQC metrics factor is sexy. Without adequate ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate micro-macro-compellingly than to target seamlessly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be impactful? SipsCo is the industry leader of user-defined functionalities. We think we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also enable wirelessly. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think dynamic. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for regulating new performance reports? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to aggregate efficiently. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined, next-generation, efficient, cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to facilitate transparently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enhance the ability of technologies to expedite. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for regulating new macro-end-to-end efficient, B2C2B project management? We will optimize the capacity of wireless, e-business subscriber communities to mesh. We will architect the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "ubiquitous". We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to productize globally than to iterate compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic niches and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? We will brand the standard industry jargon-based term "efficient". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be killer? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user-defined, reality-based one-to-one performance but our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be B2C? If you unleash efficiently, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. The ability to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to engage dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "intuitive, killer". We often exploit reconfigurable accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to monetize strategically. We will whiteboard the term "backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and CSS. We will maximize our power to unleash without reducing our capability to reintermediate. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We frequently mesh clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also optimize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "distributed, end-to-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for niches? Think intra-efficient.