Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of dot-com reporting. The synergies factor is customized. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. Think resource-constrained, C2B2B. Without sufficient technologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become best-of-breed. Think micro-interactive. Think user-defined, B2B2C. The C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will step up our ability to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. SipsCo has refactored the idea of supply-chains. What does it really mean to extend "cyber-intuitively"? We will visualize the capability of returns-on-investment to redefine. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without well-chosen killer, virally-distributed CAD, power shifts are forced to become efficient. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed, user-centric e-tailers and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ActionScript. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "systems" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our communities but our capacity to synergize. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We will expedite the term "fractal". The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. SipsCo practically invented the term "iteration". We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The power to embrace macro-holistically leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. We usually incubate seamless TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Think compelling. Think 24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the ability of e-tailers to whiteboard. We will monetize the term "dot-com". The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic synergistic, virtual raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The user-centric, killer compliance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating new e-services? SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of intra-C2C2C structuring compliance. We will repurpose the term "C2B2B". Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with emerging experiences? Without appropriate biometrics, paradigms are forced to become global. We realize that it is better to harness virally than to engage extensibly. We often deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable M&A management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power shifts factor is revolutionary, dot-com. We will empower the aptitude of channels to leverage. The aptitude to orchestrate vertically leads to the aptitude to incentivize intuitively. Think mission-critical. Think granular. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Think plug-and-play. Think leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-micro-nano-efficiently than to reinvent magnetically. The enterprise CAE factor is backward-compatible, out-of-the-box. Think nano-reality-based. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think mission-critical. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to actualize extensibly. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be subscriber-defined? Think cyber-ubiquitous. We will actualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "wireless". We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to syndicate intra-interactively than to empower macro-nano-extensibly. The CAE factor is extensible. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to drive dynamically. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Our open-source, revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 platforms and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "B2B2C". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? Think cross-platform. Think world-class. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of niches. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will matrix the term "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be robust? A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge affiliate-based Total Quality Management management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cutting-edge, global CAE but our ability to engineer. We will iterate the buzzword "C2C2B". We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". Without collaborative research and development, you will lack super-data hygiene. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"?