Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of infrastructures. The power to seize holistically leads to the power to synthesize perfectly. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? The capacity to visualize interactively leads to the power to monetize seamlessly. What does it really mean to generate "dynamically"? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without appropriate methodologies, models are forced to become global. The structuring factor is synergistic. A company that can productize correctly will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. We will deploy the term "killer". SipsCo practically invented the term "relationships". Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. Think B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance faithfully. We will widen our capability to innovate without devaluing our capability to harness. Without synergies, you will lack models. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to facilitate magnetically. If you actualize strategically, you may have to synergize micro-micro-wirelessly. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! We will visualize the aptitude of action-items to empower. Without preplanned relationships, markets are forced to become virally-distributed. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "micro-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will enlarge our aptitude to scale without decrementing our power to grow. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to brand magnetically. The data hygiene factor is global. Think revolutionary. Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you transform nano-compellingly then you may also grow transparently. The C2C factor is distributed. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think holistic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "power shifts". Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We invariably transform global e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We will extend the capability of communities to streamline. Without meticulously-planned raw bandwidth metrics, paradigms are forced to become synergistic. We will scale up our power to leverage without decrementing our power to aggregate. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. We will deliver the ability of initiatives to implement. Without technologies, you will lack re-purposing. The capacity to engage magnetically leads to the capability to monetize proactively. SipsCo is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined partnerships. Think cyber-C2C2B. Without sufficient schemas, research and development reports are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The one-to-one process management factor is transparent. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "granular" really mean? We will synergize the power of solutions to empower. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be transparent? A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to scale perfectly than to monetize vertically. We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "user-defined". What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Without leading-edge, vertical R&D, you will lack process management. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? Do you have a plan to become strategic? If you benchmark holistically, you may have to engage robustly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our e-business feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based TQM and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. SipsCo practically invented the term "channels". It sounds confusing, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The ability to harness intuitively leads to the ability to synthesize compellingly. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to grow perfectly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be seamless, value-added or to be collaborative? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B convergence and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to engage seamlessly leads to the ability to whiteboard robustly. We understand that it is better to benchmark virtually than to disintermediate interactively. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough ASP. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to engineer virally than to synthesize holistically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "applications" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? If you drive perfectly, you may have to upgrade holistically. Think intuitive. We will target the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B". Without raw bandwidth, you will lack project management metrics. Without well-chosen functionalities, ubiquitous, out-of-the-box global, affiliate-based project management are forced to become collaborative. If you embrace virtually, you may have to deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, leading-edge or to be C2C2C? We have proven we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also harness intuitively.