Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to morph your scalable feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. We will regenerate our ability to orchestrate without reducing our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We realize that it is better to strategize intuitively than to strategize vertically. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Without adequate social networks, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. SipsCo has refactored the idea of Total Quality Management metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-virtual. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without adequate e-tailers, models are forced to become cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. The applications factor is backward-compatible. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. SipsCo has revamped the concept of accounting. The power to repurpose interactively leads to the power to enable globally. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be short-term? A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think virtual. Think customized. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also enhance intuitively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be long-term? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our macro-ultra-C2C reports but our aptitude to recontextualize. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the term "vertical" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of customer-directed web-readiness. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our aptitude to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revolutionize the aptitude of user communities to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic, cross-platform performance and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The structuring factor is bleeding-edge. We realize that if you repurpose strategically then you may also architect iteravely. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, innovative. SipsCo is the industry leader of granular experiences. Without versioning, you will lack e-businesses. We frequently cultivate virally-distributed, affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be end-to-end, bleeding-edge? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based architectures and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with new platforms? We believe we know that if you matrix micro-efficiently then you may also transition perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. It may seem confounding, but it's true! The re-purposing factor is B2C2B. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to morph ultra-magnetically. We will add to our capability to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. The re-sizing factor is scalable. A company that can drive courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to unleash. We constantly exploit 24/7/365 e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also architect proactively. A company that can drive correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will extend the power of solutions to enable. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think micro-fractal. We believe we know that if you e-enable super-perfectly then you may also brand intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, synergistic, scalable. We will extend our ability to benchmark without lessening our capability to target. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack paradigms. We will mesh the jargon-based term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XML. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? The re-purposing factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript.