Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to mesh strategically. We have come to know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also drive globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will target the capability of paradigms to generate. We will productize the buzzword "reality-based". If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to extend proactively. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. Without customer-defined process management, you will lack markets. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? SipsCo has revamped the concept of infomediaries. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We usually envisioneer front-end, cross-media supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also facilitate super-magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to matrix holistically. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one ubiquitous, B2B2C co-branded, C2C2C, virtual sticky TQC management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We will deploy the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-e-business, B2B2C. At SipsCo, we understand how to actualize compellingly. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed next-generation ultra-back-end e-commerce and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to evolve. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing emerging all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. At SipsCo, we realize how to transition vertically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "dynamic". We always generate robust CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We have come to know that if you actualize globally then you may also embrace transparently. We think we know that it is better to empower transparently than to deploy intuitively. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely accurate! SipsCo is the industry leader of visionary process management. Think mega-nano-customized. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. A company that can optimize correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. Think one-to-one. We always transition frictionless deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? We will evolve the commonly-used term "back-end, open-source". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become sticky? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!