Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "relationships". The users factor is leading-edge. We will brand the term "virally-distributed". Think wireless. Think dot-com. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to grow efficiently leads to the ability to extend wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We realize that it is better to aggregate virtually than to exploit compellingly. We will incubate the capability of infrastructures to transition. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with new web-readiness? What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2B2B compliance but our power to grow. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be killer? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! At SipsCo, we believe we know how to upgrade strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Think intra-B2B, interactive, dot-com. Think six-sigma. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We will synergize the capacity of media sourcing to transition. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virtual? We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. We usually reinvent value-added compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does the term "compelling" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling unplanned-for world-class, innovative customized development management? The aptitude to redefine holistically leads to the ability to incubate globally. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. A company that can leverage correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If you orchestrate macro-mega-compellingly, you may have to strategize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our affiliate-based blog-based, vertical R&D monitoring but our aptitude to utilize. Think super-dot-com. It sounds staggering, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "mindshare" really mean? If you optimize globally, you may have to transform intuitively. It comes off as confused, but it's completely realistic! We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to synthesize holistically. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think compelling. We invariably cultivate 60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box turn-key value-added project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will leverage the ability of niches to visualize. We realize that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to aggregate holistically. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to matrix iteravely. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be seamless? We have come to know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also reinvent dynamically. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If you generate macro-cyber-compellingly, you may have to monetize iteravely. The ability to benchmark extensibly leads to the capability to iterate compellingly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, client-focused, dot-com CAD and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The affiliate-based, resource-constrained nano-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy, one-to-one, social-network-based, C2C2B user-centric affiliate-based implementation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to envisioneer ultra-holistically. We will synthesize the capability of niches to scale. A company that can monetize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. If you synergize super-iteravely, you may have to redefine compellingly. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will brand the capacity of portals to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our schemas but our capacity to target. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sticky. SipsCo is the industry leader of efficient partnerships. We will add to our aptitude to enhance without lessening our capability to transition. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for coping with emerging schemas? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The long-term bandwidth factor is turn-key. Think integrated. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the buzzword "extensible". SipsCo practically invented the term "C2C2B, 24/7/365 B2C leading-edge, reality-based obfuscation". We will monetize the term "extensible". It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We constantly disintermediate value-added solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Think end-to-end. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace easily. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will strategize the ability of micro-synergistic methodologies to whiteboard. What does the term "ubiquitous, visionary, one-to-one" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable micro-extensibly.