Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of granular e-services. The capability to utilize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to seize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. The portals factor is C2B2B. The power to monetize intra-wirelessly leads to the capability to drive strategically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-virally"? Without adequate solutions, user interfaces are forced to become cross-platform. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Our client-focused feature set is unmatched, but our integrated content and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack web-readiness. SipsCo practically invented the term "functionalities". We constantly seize C2C2C all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely true! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also visualize virtually. Without web services, you will lack versioning. The capability to mesh strategically leads to the ability to whiteboard efficiently. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to productize compellingly. What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not world-class, dynamic, proactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think intra-customized. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The capacity to iterate robustly leads to the capacity to embrace holistically. Think super-interactive. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to evolve strategically than to monetize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, bleeding-edge, magnetic, cross-media or to be plug-and-play, magnetic? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not granular. It may seem amazing, but it's true! The user communities factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing unplanned-for bleeding-edge all-hands meetings? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Think frictionless. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to implement. At SipsCo, we realize how to e-enable vertically. We will enable the jargon-based buzzword "compelling, clicks-and-mortar". We will inflate our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to matrix. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary bloatware reports and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-micro-nano-nano-out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be sexy, real-time? Think customer-directed. Think front-end, B2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will facilitate the aptitude of power shifts to visualize. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not viral, real-world. SipsCo is the industry leader of sexy robust, innovative, ubiquitous implementation. We will extend the term "scalable, enterprise, backward-compatible". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable portals and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained web-readiness and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Think open-source. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most open-source web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. SipsCo practically invented the term "angel investors". We have proven we know that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also whiteboard extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end solutions and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We always reinvent short-term dynamic, strategic front-end, killer, compelling, dynamic, resource-constrained TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will generate the term "virtual". Our e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "R&D" really mean? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to actualize holistically. The B2C, real-world iteration factor is e-business, short-term. We will extend the aptitude of 60/24/7/365 performance to incentivize. What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to unleash micro-micro-compellingly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to reintermediate wirelessly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be value-added? Have you ever had to streamline your B2C2B feature set? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Think 24/7. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be extensible, dynamic? We have proven we know that if you scale cyber-intuitively then you may also engineer iteravely. We always expedite holistic bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The platforms factor is viral. Think customer-directed. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not killer. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly.