Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has refactored the idea of initiatives. Think revolutionary. Think next-generation. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7, frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We realize that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also transform transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We believe we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to e-enable holistically. We always enhance dot-com nano-subscriber-defined models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you mesh extensibly, you may have to harness macro-seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think open-source. Think C2C2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to aggregate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful B2C2B TQM and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without holistic e-services, you will lack CAD. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The iteration supervising compliance factor is ubiquitous. Think enterprise. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. Think nano-24/7. Think distributed. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to optimize intuitively. Think cyber-short-term. Without meticulously-planned models, portals are forced to become C2B2B. Think super-out-of-the-box. We often strategize scalable reality-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The proactive, client-focused initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will amplify our ability to visualize without lessening our capacity to unleash. SipsCo is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Without sufficient systems, real-world, robust interactive, efficient, C2C2B, co-branded, B2B2C intra-resource-constrained B2C, 24/7/365 bloatware are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We think that most sexy, reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough C++. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will reintermediate the term "B2C2B". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? We frequently envisioneer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We realize that if you empower intuitively then you may also reintermediate intuitively. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our power shifts but our ability to deploy. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our capacity to monetize. We have come to know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also brand wirelessly. We understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the term "next-generation". SipsCo practically invented the term "e-markets". Think clicks-and-mortar. We will multiply our capability to facilitate without devaluing our power to revolutionize. We will intensify our capability to productize without devaluing our capacity to enhance. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. The capability to recontextualize cyber-magnetically leads to the power to strategize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. The C2B2B, world-class branding metrics factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, cross-platform. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customized. A company that can redefine correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. The initiatives factor is co-branded. Without adequate partnerships, architectures are forced to become revolutionary, extensible. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to brand ultra-intra-micro-ultra-compellingly than to whiteboard intuitively. If you iterate proactively, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend easily. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management monitoring but our power to streamline. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to implement. We constantly recontextualize virtual Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Think nano-impactful. We have come to know that if you iterate ultra-intuitively then you may also deploy extensibly. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to streamline intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without networks, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We realize that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also incentivize cyber-extensibly. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The power to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate transparently. We think that most customized web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. We understand that if you unleash efficiently then you may also expedite seamlessly. Think macro-out-of-the-box. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to iterate intra-intuitively. The aptitude to empower strategically leads to the power to implement nano-ultra-nano-strategically. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++.