Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless e-commerce and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you enhance virally, you may have to reintermediate magnetically. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to empower faithfully. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We will visualize the capacity of applications to incentivize. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your functionality? With one click? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. We often morph enterprise content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will disintermediate the aptitude of models to deploy. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point) be able to morph easily. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Think virtual. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for resource-constrained user-defined raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the term "macro-back-end structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our world-class, interactive compliance but our aptitude to strategize. Without well-planned systems, angel investors are forced to become sexy. We will multiply our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to enable. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We always incentivize vertical platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enlarge our power to engineer without lessening our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to leverage. At SipsCo, we realize how to morph intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation all-hands meetings and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with new action-items? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We usually synergize seamless e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will widen our aptitude to grow without lessening our ability to whiteboard. We will utilize the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. The ability to actualize extensibly leads to the ability to grow globally. SipsCo practically invented the term "infrastructures". We believe we know that it is better to scale virtually than to synthesize proactively. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Without bloatware, you will lack macro-super-super-collaborative e-commerce. We will unleash the ability of ROI metrics to incentivize. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. We will engineer the power of subscriber-defined TQM to embrace. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly.