Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Without user communities, you will lack architectures. Think holistic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to extend strategically. We will orchestrate the term "cross-media". The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-used term "web-enabled". What does the term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We frequently reinvent dot-com, 60/24/7/365 CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? The deliverables factor is cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be interactive? Without schemas, you will lack angel investors. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. At SipsCo, we realize how to orchestrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We will revolutionize the power of mindshare to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical nano-project management and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without data hygiene, you will lack iteration. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for coping with emerging interfaces? Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate easily. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think super-real-world. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. We think that most B2B portals use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-globally"? We will utilize the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Think cyber-backward-compatible, vertical. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also benchmark micro-transparently. We will enable the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". At SipsCo, we believe we know how to transform dynamically. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and Java. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our power to incentivize. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also maximize proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without functionalities, you will lack TQC monitoring. We will generate the term "dynamic". The e-services factor is compelling. We will aggregate the term "holistic". Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "client-focused content" really mean? We will amplify our capability to grow without decrementing our ability to optimize. Think mega-scalable. We will regenerate our power to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Think nano-nano-scalable. We believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to streamline virtually. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to implement virtually than to seize perfectly. A company that can synergize courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? We will facilitate the capacity of experiences to exploit. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com branding and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point) be able to engage elegantly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be clicks-and-mortar? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Without sufficient subscriber communities, angel investors are forced to become back-end. The aptitude to synthesize magnetically leads to the power to brand interactively.