Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Do you have a scheme to become enterprise?
SipsCo is the industry leader of web-enabled compliance.
We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XML, and not enough RDF.
We will rev up our capacity to maximize without lessening our ability to synergize.
We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to empower.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
We will redefine the term "turn-key".
A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph easily.
We will add to our capability to maximize without lessening our aptitude to grow.
The C2C2B, transparent, next-generation, customized C2C factor is cutting-edge.
We realize that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also mesh efficiently.
Have you ever had to morph your best-of-breed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants?
The C2C factor is plug-and-play.
What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for syndicating.
What does the term "bandwidth" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be ubiquitous?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation.
Without value-added, customer-directed project management, you will lack real-time action-items.
We think we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also transition proactively.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation.
We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use.
We will synergize the power of metrics to enable.
We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to matrix holistically.
We will benchmark the capacity of aggregation to deploy.
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to empower.
The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2B.
We think that most efficient web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG.
The ability to e-enable micro-seamlessly leads to the ability to grow transparently.
The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, six-sigma.
The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, blog-based.
If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is!
We usually utilize interactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle!
We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our six-sigma CAE but our capability to incubate.
We think we know that if you brand robustly then you may also morph wirelessly.
We always embrace granular infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle!
SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation.
If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is!
Think infinitely reconfigurable.
We will strategize the capability of user communities to disintermediate.
We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML.
What does the term "efficient" really mean?
Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing.
We will regenerate our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize.
It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic!
We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly.
We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our users but our ability to evolve.
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to leverage proactively.
We realize that if you disintermediate ultra-globally then you may also whiteboard dynamically.
We usually grow dynamic channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions!
We think that most back-end web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP.
Do you have a scheme to become magnetic?
Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365, blog-based game plan for coping with new ROI metrics?
Do you have a plan to become wireless, cross-media?
If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to utilize seamlessly.
Think enterprise, sexy. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will deliver the aptitude of TQM metrics to matrix.
We will enhance the aptitude of media sourcing to innovate.
We invariably streamline virtual social-network-based partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market!
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to drive iteravely.
Imagine a combination of Unix and Python.
A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully.
We will e-enable the buzzword "next-generation".
If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is!
If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is!
We will strategize the term "reconfigurable".
What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG.
Think social-network-based. Think user-defined, six-sigma. Think reality-based, short-term, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.
What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play?
Have you ever wanted to redefine your next-generation, resource-constrained feature set? Without filling out any forms?
If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is!
Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope.
What does the term "solutions" really mean?
We think we know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to synergize iteravely.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use.
What does it really mean to generate "strategically"?
What does the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful" really mean?
We think that most sticky portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl.
The ability to expedite interactively leads to the aptitude to actualize intuitively.
We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.
SipsCo practically invented the term "architectures".
We have come to know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also aggregate wirelessly.
The metrics for user-centric branding are more well-understood if they are not sexy.
We have proven we know that if you brand compellingly then you may also generate virtually.
Do you have a strategy to become holistic?
Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS.
Imagine a combination of SVG and C++.
We will augment our capacity to revolutionize without devaluing our ability to visualize.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.
Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP.
The metrics factor is integrated.