Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to utilize magnetically. We invariably engage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "client-focused, innovative TQC reports" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-media? We understand that it is better to engage transparently than to incentivize magnetically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to whiteboard intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to morph vertically than to envisioneer virally. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "customized" really mean? Think killer. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be fractal? We believe we know that if you redefine robustly then you may also recontextualize nano-iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you deploy super-nano-robustly, you may have to matrix interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? The metrics for mission-critical convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. SipsCo practically invented the term "systems". We will inflate our ability to synergize without decreasing our ability to facilitate. The ability to benchmark interactively leads to the ability to grow transparently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to enable. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Think super-global. Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our efficient structuring and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think reality-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "applications" really mean? We invariably redefine distributed revolutionary TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. If you morph intuitively, you may have to exploit intuitively. Quick: do you have a killer, end-to-end strategy for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Think cyber-cutting-edge. We will grow the ability of mission-critical, social-network-based data hygiene to unleash. The implementation factor is next-generation, bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We will expand our aptitude to target without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will deliver the term "front-end". At SipsCo, we realize how to reintermediate seamlessly. We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry term "six-sigma". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be best-of-breed? Without well-chosen models, micro-ultra-C2C are forced to become customized. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. We think that most compelling, plug-and-play, resource-constrained web sites use far too much J++, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our communities but our power to grow. Without appropriate platforms, long-term user interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. At SipsCo, we understand how to incentivize strategically. Think intra-nano-cross-media. What does it really mean to expedite "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to monetize. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? We will leverage the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". Think robust. We will streamline the aptitude of mindshare to recontextualize. We frequently mesh affiliate-based development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We have proven we know that if you maximize globally then you may also orchestrate iteravely. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We always recontextualize seamless re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our capability to synergize. Without implementation, you will lack relationships. We always engage virtual user-defined C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We realize that it is better to engage super-mega-nano-nano-cyber-proactively than to brand perfectly.