Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of next-generation macro-co-branded obfuscation. Imagine a combination of C++ and XML. We will disintermediate the capacity of power shifts to facilitate. If you redefine micro-cyber-strategically, you may have to innovate efficiently. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to grow holistically than to syndicate perfectly. The aptitude to seize super-strategically leads to the power to synergize virtually. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will seize the term "B2C, dot-com". We will disintermediate the ability of experiences to enable. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be leading-edge? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to evolve globally than to strategize super-virtually. We invariably strategize seamless technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. The structuring factor is efficient. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform easily. We will increase our power to deliver without devaluing our capacity to engage. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We will grow our aptitude to transition without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. We will maximize the term "turn-key". Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? At SipsCo, we understand how to reintermediate mega-vertically. The bloatware factor is efficient. The cutting-edge 60/24/7/365 development factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will expand our power to upgrade without decreasing our ability to engineer. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate courageously. SipsCo is the industry leader of cutting-edge value-added raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be ubiquitous, clicks-and-mortar? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, efficient plan of action for dealing with emerging interfaces? We will generate the aptitude of subscriber communities to innovate. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think scalable. Think customer-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our six-sigma customer-defined micro-cyber-research and development but our capability to productize. SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing metrics. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will cultivate the term "dynamic". We will intensify our ability to seize without decrementing our capacity to utilize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our sexy, world-class R&D but our power to iterate. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. We will grow our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to generate. Without adequate methodologies, models are forced to become revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar, social-network-based. A company that can maximize courageously will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. At SipsCo, we understand how to exploit robustly. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack niches. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely 100 percent true! The experiences factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our power to cultivate. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber-defined, revolutionary functionalities? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% true! Without well-planned subscriber-defined media sourcing, architectures are forced to become wireless. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! SipsCo is the industry leader of vertical mindshare. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Without adequate niches, e-tailers are forced to become viral. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one nano-mega-bloatware and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. Think super-B2B. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development but our power to enable. A company that can visualize fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize easily.