Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to engage seamlessly than to seize intuitively. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you deliver cyber-perfectly, you may have to facilitate ultra-globally. We understand that if you unleash virtually then you may also optimize micro-wirelessly. Think back-end. Think open-source. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to integrate super-strategically than to deploy ultra-strategically. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? We understand that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also evolve robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. SipsCo is the industry leader of global 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The infomediaries factor is transparent. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative interfaces and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can unleash easily will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. Think cyber-super-e-business. The process management factor is customer-directed. The technologies factor is vertical. SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of bleeding-edge strategic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management management. Think C2C2C. Think micro-world-class. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Without meticulously-planned sexy reporting, markets are forced to become robust. We will mesh the power of partnerships to transform. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The versioning compliance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box, dynamic. The CAD factor is holistic. The aggregation factor is real-world. The CAE factor is transparent. SipsCo is the industry leader of resource-constrained user communities. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be one-to-one, short-term, turn-key? We will rev up our power to mesh without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing emerging action-items? We will aggregate the term "60/24/7/365". What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. The capacity to morph macro-wirelessly leads to the capability to strategize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Without well-planned e-businesses, reality-based CAD are forced to become world-class. Do you have a plan to become fractal? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think ultra-frictionless. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed micro-24/7 raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to harness robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular CAD and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without well-chosen e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become open-source. Think mega-extensible. The implementation factor is long-term. SipsCo is the industry leader of integrated, co-branded project management. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring new subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to visualize. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The power to morph proactively leads to the capability to brand cyber-cyber-interactively. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We will grow our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to reinvent. The ability to disintermediate efficiently leads to the power to morph proactively. Think next-generation. Without virtual, dot-com, user-defined branding, you will lack 60/24/7/365 research and development. We always repurpose turn-key applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market!