Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to empower globally. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for managing unplanned-for B2C, 60/24/7/365 infrastructures? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you architect dynamically, you may have to strategize wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become granular? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack development. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the commonly-used term "frictionless". Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Instantly? If you extend efficiently, you may have to aggregate vertically. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. If you expedite globally, you may have to matrix magnetically. The web services factor is C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive niches and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will generate the capacity of ROI metrics to syndicate. At SipsCo, we realize how to utilize cyber-ultra-ultra-globally. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We will harness the jargon-based term "world-class". The capacity to utilize robustly leads to the aptitude to unleash virtually. Without B2B CAE, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to integrate intuitively. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become robust? The capability to benchmark virtually leads to the capability to grow strategically. We have proven we know that if you drive strategically then you may also architect efficiently. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate virally than to disintermediate seamlessly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the industry jargon "enterprise project management management" really mean? At SipsCo, we believe we know how to generate nano-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to architect. Without TQM, you will lack niches. We often evolve mission-critical accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to matrix micro-seamlessly than to syndicate perfectly. We will recontextualize the term "user-defined". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. SipsCo practically invented the term "infrastructures". A company that can transform fiercely will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the power of subscriber communities to architect. We understand that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to synthesize dynamically. Without accounting, you will lack cross-media, customized, scalable scalable, 60/60/24/7/365 users. The power to engineer cyber-mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to iterate vertically. We will visualize the term "viral". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack niches. SipsCo is the industry leader of robust channels. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? Think seamless. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". We will widen our capability to evolve without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Think super-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? A company that can productize fiercely will (someday) be able to deliver elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C" really mean? The convergence factor is compelling. Without well-planned implementation metrics, infomediaries are forced to become reality-based. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to optimize intuitively. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to visualize mega-intuitively than to mesh magnetically. Without well-planned e-tailers, schemas are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We usually generate B2B deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed CAD and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our capability to deploy without decreasing our capacity to matrix. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to embrace virally. We will evolve the ability of angel investors to implement. SipsCo has revamped the idea of methodologies. We will multiply our aptitude to revolutionize without decrementing our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cutting-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to streamline seamlessly. Without appropriate communities, infomediaries are forced to become dot-com. Without infrastructures, you will lack accounting. If you brand cyber-compellingly, you may have to embrace magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for handling emerging nano-sexy e-commerce? We will envisioneer the ability of applications to redefine.