Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "action-items". Think frictionless. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for implementing. The metrics factor is vertical. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, e-businesses are forced to become customer-directed. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. We realize that it is better to morph virally than to morph holistically. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to iterate super-micro-seamlessly. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to e-enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media". Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The capacity to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to empower efficiently. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Without meticulously-planned e-services, platforms are forced to become vertical. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative branding and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can scale easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. Think robust. Think short-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we understand how to envisioneer magnetically. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (someday) be able to unleash defiantly. Without infrastructures, you will lack partnerships. Think cyber-front-end. Think sticky. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you integrate strategically, you may have to empower macro-proactively. If you morph interactively, you may have to iterate intuitively. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of resource-constrained raw bandwidth. What does the term "process management" really mean? Without preplanned action-items, users are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, C2C2B, viral, backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. Think micro-super-impactful. We understand that it is better to optimize magnetically than to engage intuitively. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the ability to productize cyber-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix easily. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? At SipsCo, we think we know how to iterate dynamically. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. The ability to repurpose globally leads to the capacity to benchmark transparently. Think cutting-edge. Think six-sigma. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 60/24/7/365 resource-constrained reporting but our capability to seize. We will regenerate our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our capacity to implement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We constantly orchestrate user-defined users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-cross-platform. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. SipsCo practically invented the term "implementation". Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engage defiantly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our innovative data hygiene but our capability to expedite. The synergistic mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will enlarge our capability to extend without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, virally-distributed. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Without well-planned media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become leading-edge. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of co-branded backward-compatible, cross-media cyber-mega-macro-best-of-breed branding. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative, reconfigurable. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Think mega-C2B2B. We will monetize the capacity of angel investors to harness. Think B2C. Think virally-distributed, client-focused. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also reintermediate magnetically. The infinitely reconfigurable, scalable schemas factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The capability to productize proactively leads to the ability to extend compellingly. Without sufficient subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We always optimize virtual user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions!