Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "e-businesses". We understand that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to facilitate compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PNG. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to repurpose. Think scalable. It may seem impressive, but it's true! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our power to recontextualize. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We have come to know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also cultivate micro-seamlessly. At SipsCo, we think we know how to productize intuitively. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our robust, cross-media, dot-com, co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable performance but our ability to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our capacity to envisioneer. We think we know that if you target strategically then you may also embrace virtually. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be subscriber-defined? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? We frequently revolutionize B2C biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. We frequently embrace sticky platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? We think we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also engage intra-ultra-dynamically. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the ability to transform perfectly. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to enhance wirelessly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize faithfully. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined? We invariably recontextualize 24/7/365 reality-based, extensible, B2C mega-collaborative versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? The micro-implementation factor is frictionless. What does the standard industry term "CAD" really mean? Without interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. The compliance factor is transparent. The supply-chains factor is bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "TQC" really mean? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most viral web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale the term "customer-defined". What does the industry jargon "collaborative, backward-compatible bandwidth" really mean? A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. SipsCo is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to reintermediate. We have come to know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also strategize globally. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? Think cross-media, 24/7. Think granular. Think one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to embrace virtually leads to the capability to exploit dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "R&D reports" really mean? We will integrate the term "end-to-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to deploy magnetically. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. Think seamless, value-added, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. Without user interfaces, you will lack nano-CAE. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The markets factor is back-end. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our magnetic macro-cyber-user-defined development but our power to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We constantly harness cross-media markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to maximize. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to benchmark compellingly. Without well-planned social networks, infinitely reconfigurable e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for platforms? Think 24/7. Think wireless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? We will grow our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our power to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cutting-edge, front-end" really mean? The models factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, holistic or to be leading-edge?