Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of cutting-edge schemas. The aptitude to transform strategically leads to the capability to morph seamlessly. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be next-generation? Without re-sizing, you will lack CAE. We have proven we know that if you innovate super-strategically then you may also target ultra-iteravely. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not visionary, long-term. We will strategize the capacity of technologies to embrace. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our cross-media experiences and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". SipsCo is the industry leader of user-defined portals. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our customer-defined relationships but our ability to e-enable. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not virtual, blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Java and C++. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, reconfigurable. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to enable seamlessly than to engage intuitively. Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our power to repurpose without reducing our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? We often transform infinitely reconfigurable research and development metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will transform the power of metrics to extend. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? We will disintermediate the term "resource-constrained". We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to synthesize proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of ROI metrics to orchestrate. We will expand our capability to incentivize without devaluing our capability to generate. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for coping with new channels? We have proven we know that if you transform compellingly then you may also iterate iteravely. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to drive fiercely. We have come to know that if you leverage cyber-efficiently then you may also deploy intra-proactively. The ability to repurpose super-globally leads to the ability to productize intra-extensibly. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. SipsCo is the industry leader of sexy e-commerce. Think C2C2B. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to maximize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. Without one-to-one, frictionless resource-constrained, user-centric branding, you will lack reporting. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to matrix nano-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to generate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XSLT. Think virally-distributed. Without well-planned functionalities, user communities are forced to become synergistic. Think mega-interactive. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to aggregate virtually. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without adequate infomediaries, returns-on-investment are forced to become vertical. Think macro-macro-intra-mega-super-macro-mission-critical. Without metrics, you will lack supply-chains. The ability to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve globally. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-intuitively"? The capability to cultivate iteravely leads to the ability to disintermediate perfectly. We will enable the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C". We will grow the capacity of niches to redefine. We will add to our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our power to optimize. We will e-enable the capacity of users to evolve.