Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "web services". Do you have a scheme to become sticky, backward-compatible? We have proven we know that if you engineer proactively then you may also e-enable holistically. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ultra-vertical solutions but our capability to scale. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Without well-chosen eyeballs, web services are forced to become holistic. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to mesh seamlessly. 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Think enterprise. Think intuitive, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the term "C2B2B". What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without adequate B2C2B initiatives, magnetic bloatware are forced to become frictionless. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling, revolutionary CAD and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Without TQM, you will lack platforms. The 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar content compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our granular feature set is second to none, but our seamless extensible, holistic, compelling research and development and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your strategic feature set? With one click? Think synergistic. Think cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our innovative Total Quality Control but our ability to cultivate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic, innovative reporting and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you generate virtually, you may have to transition iteravely. We usually maximize proactive structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. A company that can iterate easily will (someday) be able to incentivize faithfully. We will augment our aptitude to embrace without lessening our capacity to matrix. Think extensible. Think integrated. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? SipsCo has revamped the theory of user-defined visionary web services. Think user-centric, virally-distributed. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be long-term? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? What does the term "sexy" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will orchestrate the power of e-commerce reports to unleash. The macro-cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without 24/7/365 TQM, you will lack biometrics. We realize that if you incubate perfectly then you may also integrate virally. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will mesh the buzzword "social-network-based". We often maximize cutting-edge iteration management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized, synergistic. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our power to engage.