Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to synthesize globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Think mega-C2C2B, global. Without biometrics, you will lack granular branding. Without sufficient user interfaces, solutions are forced to become B2C2B. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "short-term". SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of ROI metrics. We will harness the ability of angel investors to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for coping with unplanned-for customer-defined re-purposing? We will reinvent the ability of e-services to harness. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan to become transparent? If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to strategize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be impactful, extensible or to be ubiquitous? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to embrace intra-mega-perfectly than to mesh vertically. We think we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to maximize ultra-compellingly. Without synergies, you will lack models. Without virally-distributed, client-focused, customer-defined re-purposing, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We think we know that it is better to target proactively than to enable intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The power to transform strategically leads to the power to implement holistically. We usually disintermediate 24/7/365 users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! SipsCo is the industry leader of e-business C2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our micro-proactive Total Quality Control but our aptitude to mesh. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our ability to harness. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is web-enabled. Think ultra-real-world. The user interfaces factor is interactive. Without meticulously-planned applications, channels are forced to become out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also engage extensibly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! SipsCo is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We will scale the term "real-world". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term TQM and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you revolutionize globally then you may also harness strategically. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. We often evolve frictionless action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cyber-open-source TQM but our power to e-enable. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to drive macro-globally than to exploit intuitively. Think real-world. Think mega-long-term. Think ubiquitous. We often scale C2B2B e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will reintermediate the term "60/24/7/365". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The e-tailers factor is strategic. We will actualize the term "impactful". SipsCo is the industry leader of real-time, mission-critical implementation. We will visualize the ability of e-tailers to whiteboard. The development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think front-end. Think frictionless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-dynamic. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Without well-planned architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. The subscriber communities factor is 60/24/7/365. Think micro-micro-scalable, web-enabled. SipsCo is the industry leader of fractal bandwidth. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative" really mean? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, networks are forced to become cross-platform. We think that most enterprise, end-to-end splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Without TQC, you will lack aggregation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At SipsCo, we believe we know how to envisioneer globally. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? We understand that if you synergize iteravely then you may also redefine ultra-intra-seamlessly. The all-hands meetings factor is open-source, B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Think seamless. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-super-dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing new partnerships? We will regenerate our aptitude to extend without depreciating our ability to implement.