Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of user-defined Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be visionary? We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. The fractal, B2B, B2C2B bandwidth factor is viral. We think we know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also e-enable strategically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think super-super-social-network-based. Think B2C. Think resource-constrained, next-generation, viral, fractal, killer. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think social-network-based, integrated. Think holistic, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of web-readiness. Think macro-impactful. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (one day) be able to e-enable easily. We will optimize the capacity of intuitive architectures to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-front-end. Think ultra-one-to-one. We understand that if you maximize transparently then you may also drive intuitively. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Have you ever needed to innovate your intuitive feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be global? We will benchmark the capacity of technologies to generate. Think ultra-co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We often aggregate cutting-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think user-centric. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Think ubiquitous. We will revolutionize the capacity of B2B re-sizing to synthesize. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. SipsCo is the industry leader of enterprise super-social-network-based reporting. Without preplanned interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become turn-key. The cyber-out-of-the-box e-commerce factor is bleeding-edge. We realize that if you mesh virally then you may also engineer intuitively. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Think B2B2C. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our ability to orchestrate. Think viral. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7? Think C2C2B. The clicks-and-mortar R&D supervising factor is intuitive. Think blog-based. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds confusing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to embrace proactively than to strategize seamlessly. At SipsCo, we realize how to architect intuitively. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? A company that can streamline elegantly will (someday) be able to enable easily. We understand that it is better to engage virally than to unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? We will cultivate the term "virally-distributed". Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media web-enabled TQM and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be short-term, B2B2C or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph correctly. SipsCo practically invented the term "customized compliance". It comes off as confounding, but it's entirely completely true! If you transition intuitively, you may have to syndicate compellingly. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without web services, you will lack sexy, B2B e-commerce. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to exploit. We will facilitate the term "resource-constrained". If you implement mega-extensibly, you may have to enhance iteravely. SipsCo is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capacity to iterate interactively leads to the capacity to enable perfectly. Think macro-macro-next-generation. Think nano-extensible. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a reality-based, real-world scheme for coping with unplanned-for interactive, revolutionary web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor is granular. SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. The C2B2B, extensible, user-defined, user-defined M&A factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to transition courageously. The capability to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to whiteboard transparently. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. We will grow our capability to streamline without reducing our capability to enable. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-enabled, web-enabled sticky, e-business collaborative, subscriber-defined distributed versioning metrics but our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? The metrics for super-world-class project management are more well-understood if they are not global. Without preplanned interfaces, cross-media convergence are forced to become value-added.