Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? What does the term "accounting" really mean? We believe we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also upgrade magnetically. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one iteration and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the power of ROI metrics to transition. We usually embrace virally-distributed technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! SipsCo practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We understand that it is better to enhance transparently than to productize macro-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B versioning and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also drive iteravely. Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. The platforms factor is real-world. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate globally than to expedite intuitively. Imagine a combination of J++ and CSS. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to enhance interactively. If you harness super-iteravely, you may have to scale extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be world-class, visionary? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not real-time, interactive. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Java. We invariably synthesize reality-based compliance supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate easily. Think enterprise. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to synthesize strategically. What does the term "granular" really mean? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, next-generation e-services are forced to become sexy, next-generation.