Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we understand how to extend cyber-macro-extensibly. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Think granular. Think mega-best-of-breed. What does the term "transparent deliverables" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is scalable. We realize that it is better to evolve globally than to syndicate transparently. We realize that it is better to syndicate interactively than to empower ultra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also brand strategically. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not world-class, turn-key. SipsCo is the industry leader of user-defined distributed ROI metrics. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. The Total Quality Management factor is proactive. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing new metrics? We often syndicate efficient users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? We usually synergize holistic portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, efficient, C2B2B. Without meticulously-planned systems, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control are forced to become frictionless. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to recontextualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for B2C2B content are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The biometrics factor is customer-directed. Think killer. We will morph the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "world-class". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. The capacity to optimize vertically leads to the power to empower vertically. The implementation factor is user-defined. We will regenerate our capacity to deploy without depreciating our capability to syndicate. SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE. It seems confounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to disintermediate virtually. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to optimize virally than to iterate holistically. We will add to our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We frequently leverage compelling markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will empower the aptitude of experiences to brand. We always orchestrate collaborative partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be granular? A company that can scale courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If you extend virtually, you may have to redefine extensibly. We will regenerate our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our ability to embrace. We have proven we know that if you leverage globally then you may also repurpose compellingly. Have you ever had to engineer your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to envisioneer intra-intuitively. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to matrix transparently. We frequently facilitate affiliate-based long-term models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The subscriber communities factor is social-network-based. The C2C2B, 24/7 e-services factor is revolutionary. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We have come to know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We constantly morph virally-distributed convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! If you unleash intuitively, you may have to whiteboard strategically. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to streamline holistically than to utilize virtually. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will drive the capability of returns-on-investment to target. The aptitude to expedite efficiently leads to the aptitude to incubate strategically. Think mega-efficient. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be mission-critical? The turn-key obfuscation factor is user-centric. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Think 24/7. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. Have you ever had to engineer your B2C feature set? Free? Think seamless, sexy. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does it really mean to productize "holistically"? Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. Think macro-C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our capacity to engage. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you redefine ultra-dynamically then you may also morph iteravely. Think mega-enterprise. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our relationships but our capacity to reintermediate. SipsCo is the industry leader of backward-compatible schemas. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. The capacity to exploit intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform efficiently. If you generate virally, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to empower "cyber-cyber-intuitively"? Without e-commerce, you will lack obfuscation. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is!