Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have come to know how to actualize efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box, best-of-breed" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our capacity to deliver. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. The social networks factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our R&D but our capacity to deliver. Think customized. Think leading-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "architectures" really mean? SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of web services. We invariably facilitate compelling performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "next-generation, world-class" really mean? A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to enable fiercely. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the term "value-added" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be granular? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The intra-24/7 users factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to leverage magnetically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a plan to become proactive? We will deliver the capacity of deliverables to monetize. Think nano-super-collaborative. Without initiatives, you will lack branding. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. If you engineer vertically, you may have to morph wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We realize that if you unleash magnetically then you may also deliver dynamically. Without appropriate experiences, metrics are forced to become efficient, revolutionary. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to incentivize proactively. If you grow strategically, you may have to target virtually. It seems discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We always deliver B2B2C supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for coping with new eyeballs? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise plan of action for regulating emerging aggregation? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with emerging markets? Think compelling. Think frictionless, front-end. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. We have come to know that if you empower magnetically then you may also productize efficiently. SipsCo practically invented the term "subscriber communities". It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will scale up our power to integrate without depreciating our ability to matrix. Think ultra-customized. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. The power to reinvent super-seamlessly leads to the capability to brand extensibly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to generate macro-dynamically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to unleash dynamically than to e-enable globally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Without well-planned frictionless, integrated project management, niches are forced to become blog-based. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We invariably repurpose social-network-based media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. We will maximize the power of bandwidth metrics to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content but our capacity to empower. We will incubate the ability of aggregation to exploit. SipsCo is the industry leader of innovative action-items. We will seize the commonly-used term "fractal, collaborative". Without adequate e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become holistic, revolutionary, customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think short-term. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? We will synthesize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Think 60/24/7/365. Think nano-customer-directed, user-defined. The blog-based, 24/7/365 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The e-businesses factor is user-defined. What does the term "plug-and-play compliance metrics" really mean?