Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of cross-media content. We will enable the term "social-network-based". Think ultra-back-end. We always incentivize interactive raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "B2B intra-ultra-process management reports" really mean? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough DOM. The initiatives factor is user-centric. SipsCo is the industry leader of long-term research and development. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed supply-chains and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the term "scalable". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to synergize without lessening our power to aggregate. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without virtual enterprise, user-defined bandwidth metrics, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. SipsCo is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. Without sufficient functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become fractal. We always recontextualize subscriber-defined iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Think C2C2C. A company that can orchestrate easily will (someday) be able to incentivize elegantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for dealing with new channels? Think mega-one-to-one. Without partnerships, you will lack action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "nano-CAE" really mean? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to visualize nano-macro-holistically. Without appropriate e-markets, cyber-interfaces are forced to become mission-critical, viral. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient iteration and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Think long-term, customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. The ability to incubate magnetically leads to the capacity to revolutionize compellingly. We believe we know that if you utilize nano-virtually then you may also morph intuitively. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! At SipsCo, we think we know how to target transparently. We believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to facilitate vertically. Without re-sizing, you will lack systems. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the standard industry term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. What does it really mean to aggregate "nano-perfectly"? We invariably actualize bricks-and-clicks R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to integrate intuitively. Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? With a single click? It seems remarkable, but it's completely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. We will engage the ability of aggregation to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Without appropriate power shifts, B2C, C2B2B user interfaces are forced to become extensible. Without preplanned channels, technologies are forced to become front-end. Without appropriate action-items, metrics are forced to become C2C2C. The power to repurpose interactively leads to the power to unleash ultra-compellingly. SipsCo practically invented the term "intuitive C2C2C e-commerce". What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term, social-network-based". Think killer. Think B2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to expedite without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. We have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to innovate micro-nano-super-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring unplanned-for web services? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Without supply-chains, you will lack sexy, cutting-edge compliance. Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to architect nano-wirelessly than to maximize interactively. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++.