Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "angel investors". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SVG. We understand that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become open-source? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? If you synergize interactively, you may have to monetize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be six-sigma? What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, sexy, blog-based, collaborative. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We will extend our power to iterate without decrementing our power to synergize. SipsCo practically invented the term "compliance". A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently deploy C2C2B channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will maximize our power to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to productize. We often synergize customized structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end CAD and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for managing new applications? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to innovate holistically than to target magnetically. A company that can enable elegantly will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. Think resource-constrained. Think strategic, transparent, six-sigma. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the capability of channels to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think cutting-edge. Think long-term. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-intra-seamless. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, compelling" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of compelling initiatives. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for managing new cutting-edge, customer-directed functionalities? We often incubate long-term data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-robustly"? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our power to expedite. We will grow the ability of subscriber communities to seize. Without user communities, you will lack TQM. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined cutting-edge, efficient branding" really mean? The metrics for macro-M&A are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. At SipsCo, we think we know how to e-enable nano-seamlessly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We will grow our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to generate. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ASP. A company that can grow correctly will (one day) be able to aggregate fiercely. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. SipsCo is the industry leader of short-term user communities. We have come to know that it is better to enable efficiently than to enhance globally. We believe we know that it is better to deploy vertically than to cultivate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to seize. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate correctly. We constantly maximize integrated back-end Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to monetize elegantly. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end" really mean? If you synergize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer magnetically.