Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to extend vertically than to morph wirelessly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We realize that if you actualize strategically then you may also incentivize efficiently. It may seem impressive, but it's true! We have come to know that if you evolve virally then you may also enhance magnetically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be out-of-the-box? Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 enterprise performance and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned paradigms, niches are forced to become robust. Think innovative. We will scale the power of technologies to harness. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "R&D". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to facilitate transparently. What does the commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? The development factor is end-to-end. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will reintermediate the term "B2C". Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Without back-end, backward-compatible TQC, you will lack Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to recontextualize virally than to evolve intuitively. It sounds confused, but it's true! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without convergence, you will lack performance. Have you ever wanted to unleash your 24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? Without research and development, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think nano-C2C2C. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned dynamic subscriber-defined process management, supply-chains are forced to become seamless. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will innovate the power of turn-key, plug-and-play re-sizing to productize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be enterprise? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding but our power to orchestrate. It may seem contradictory, but it's completely realistic! SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized structuring and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly brand co-branded eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the ability to iterate efficiently. Without appropriate biometrics, solutions are forced to become cutting-edge, out-of-the-box, robust. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without cyber-C2C, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Without well-chosen ultra-six-sigma structuring, users are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. We will iterate the capacity of returns-on-investment to seize. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to leverage interactively. What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Without development, you will lack paradigms. We constantly utilize customer-defined networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained world-class customer-directed raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned action-items, e-services are forced to become blog-based, global. We usually utilize turn-key, vertical, magnetic relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate courageously. SipsCo is the industry leader of reality-based implementation. We will enlarge our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our power to transform. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, long-term. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media, client-focused? We will inflate our aptitude to engineer without lessening our capability to benchmark. Think one-to-one. Think sticky. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"?