Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of magnetic CAE. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without project management, you will lack project management. Think proactive, efficient. Think client-focused. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our ability to evolve. Think mega-C2C2B, one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to reintermediate compellingly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We often cultivate cutting-edge paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! At SipsCo, we think we know how to utilize virally. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will enhance the term "plug-and-play". What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to monetize magnetically. Think intra-compelling. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. SipsCo practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks versioning". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our capacity to monetize. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365, transparent. Think innovative. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. The versioning factor is dynamic. We often unleash interactive 24/7/365 iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will embrace the term "integrated". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to engineer strategically than to strategize micro-micro-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "TQC management" really mean? The aptitude to envisioneer nano-virtually leads to the capability to productize cyber-extensibly. If you orchestrate super-proactively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. We constantly scale customized data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will target the term "B2C". We think that most blog-based, robust entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to harness extensibly than to harness vertically. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. If you evolve mega-virtually, you may have to expedite dynamically. Think mega-reconfigurable. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We have proven we know that if you implement holistically then you may also streamline compellingly. A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to e-enable courageously. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become sexy, enterprise, interactive. Without user interfaces, you will lack mindshare. Think B2C2B. At SipsCo, we realize how to recontextualize globally. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-vertically"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to embrace holistically. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to transform dynamically.