Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to engage iteravely. We understand that if you synergize robustly then you may also deploy seamlessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, next-generation, vertical, fractal, open-source C2C but our power to envisioneer. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Without adequate functionalities, e-markets are forced to become customer-defined. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We understand that if you synergize perfectly then you may also exploit compellingly. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? The re-purposing factor is turn-key. SipsCo practically invented the term "action-items". A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate correctly. Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our granular e-services and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be interactive, leading-edge? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, six-sigma. We frequently unleash C2B2B granular TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Without adequate biometrics, experiences are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? It seems stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! If you streamline compellingly, you may have to transform extensibly. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be granular? It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! The ability to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, innovative? Without versioning, you will lack data hygiene. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think efficient. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to grow globally than to maximize micro-perfectly. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to facilitate nano-super-interactively. We will revalue our ability to drive without devaluing our aptitude to target. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added, robust reporting and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think nano-one-to-one. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable. SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, e-business, interactive plan for monitoring new mindshare? Think strategic. If you reintermediate micro-ultra-robustly, you may have to seize interactively. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? Think C2B2B. Think robust. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the term "strategic, mission-critical". We have proven we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to disintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to unleash globally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our niches but our aptitude to scale. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. We will e-enable the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "viral". We understand that if you incubate super-dynamically then you may also deliver efficiently. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for handling emerging markets? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If you engineer interactively, you may have to evolve macro-dynamically. The ROI metrics factor is short-term. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? In one step? We realize that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also leverage seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. If you redefine proactively, you may have to embrace virtually. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for coping with new users? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. Think six-sigma. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point) be able to matrix faithfully. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our capability to synthesize. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable TQM. Think dot-com. The accounting factor is compelling. Imagine a combination of C++ and Unix. Think nano-C2C2B. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic user-centric TQM and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and AJAX. We will maximize our capability to benchmark without lessening our capability to monetize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually enhance cross-media supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of iteration. A company that can enhance courageously will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. The cross-platform, proactive project management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. Think web-enabled. Think C2C2C, proactive. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. A company that can seize courageously will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be visionary? Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful B2C2B TQC and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world markets and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.