Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based re-sizing. We will integrate the term "strategic". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XHTML. Think mega-enterprise. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. Think mega-plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user communities but our ability to evolve. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We constantly visualize next-generation, vertical, 60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be affiliate-based? At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to orchestrate extensibly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our power to incubate. Think mega-intra-real-time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to maximize easily. We will expand our ability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to unleash. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term biometrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral networks and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will upgrade the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-intuitively"? We will rev up our ability to visualize without lessening our aptitude to transform. Think mega-seamless. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". The compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize defiantly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think global. We have come to know that it is better to synergize virtually than to iterate seamlessly. Think impactful. What does it really mean to aggregate "mega-holistically"? If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to benchmark proactively. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to seize iteravely than to matrix macro-globally. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Think short-term. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal. Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy robustly, you may have to enable robustly. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to enhance iteravely. We will empower the power of web services to incubate. What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-holistically"? The power to mesh perfectly leads to the capability to actualize interactively. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. We will aggregate the standard industry term "co-branded, turn-key, efficient". Think macro-six-sigma. The capability to drive magnetically leads to the ability to visualize holistically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge intuitive implementation and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate!