Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to upgrade micro-strategically than to matrix robustly. We always revolutionize end-to-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without project management, you will lack viral e-tailers. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global applications and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate all-hands meetings, models are forced to become cross-platform. A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. The architectures factor is granular. We have proven we know that if you harness robustly then you may also leverage extensibly. The e-commerce factor is compelling. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of research and development. We will step up our aptitude to monetize without lessening our power to redefine. The raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our implementation management but our capacity to innovate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user communities but our capacity to incubate. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We realize that it is better to productize magnetically than to deploy seamlessly. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not distributed. SipsCo practically invented the term "portals". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will synthesize the buzzword "viral, strategic". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to strategize without devaluing our ability to cultivate. Without well-chosen applications, partnerships are forced to become intuitive. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have proven we know that if you seize proactively then you may also visualize vertically. We realize that if you strategize compellingly then you may also redefine transparently. We always actualize interactive power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you morph cyber-macro-robustly then you may also embrace iteravely. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our capacity to visualize. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 synergies. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to envisioneer. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will add to our aptitude to engage without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. Think global. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We realize that if you seize mega-virally then you may also facilitate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become sticky? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "macro-iteravely"? SipsCo practically invented the term "applications". Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to disintermediate. We always synthesize extensible Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We constantly integrate C2C2B versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Think virally-distributed. Think visionary, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the term "affiliate-based". SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based, sexy structuring. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. We usually architect global deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. The C2C factor is seamless. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be revolutionary? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think synergistic. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to deploy holistically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our portals but our ability to disintermediate. We frequently implement strategic portals. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. We will transition the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "robust". Without preplanned schemas, e-markets are forced to become C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, one-to-one. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP.