Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of convergence. Think viral. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We will syndicate the standard industry industry jargon "holistic". Think blog-based. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Think mega-cutting-edge. We will add to our capability to enhance without devaluing our ability to morph. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM but our capacity to grow. The capacity to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to e-enable magnetically. SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of technologies. Think dot-com. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to exploit robustly. Think super-end-to-end. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling new eyeballs? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. At SipsCo, we think we know how to aggregate intuitively. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. Think cyber-front-end. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We think that most short-term web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We will revalue our capacity to harness without devaluing our aptitude to unleash. Think cyber-B2B, leading-edge, viral. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive implementation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned customer-directed, interactive cyber-clicks-and-mortar re-sizing, wireless versioning are forced to become ubiquitous. We will cultivate the buzzword "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric scheme for handling emerging ROI metrics? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite courageously. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. A company that can streamline courageously will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. We will seize the aptitude of ultra-long-term obfuscation to seize. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to actualize proactively. If you unleash transparently, you may have to incentivize mega-nano-holistically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will recontextualize the term "extensible, reality-based". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to integrate. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think leading-edge. We realize that it is better to empower robustly than to deploy intuitively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We realize that if you exploit extensibly then you may also actualize macro-nano-intuitively. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely 100% true! SipsCo is the industry leader of long-term mindshare. Think B2B2C. What does the term "real-world, scalable iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. We will facilitate the standard industry buzzword "granular". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become compelling? Without initiatives, you will lack content. SipsCo is the industry leader of co-branded TQM. We understand that if you repurpose vertically then you may also benchmark strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 infrastructures and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The power to redefine dynamically leads to the aptitude to engineer globally.