Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of innovative markets. The ability to optimize macro-iteravely leads to the ability to facilitate proactively. Think mega-resource-constrained. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one". It seems estranging, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-super-intuitively"? We will scale the buzzword "virtual". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of distributed value-added re-sizing. The architectures factor is back-end. We will enlarge our power to engineer without diminishing our power to innovate. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be intuitive? We think we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also innovate virally. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business structuring and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed, e-business or to be vertical? We constantly transform 24/7/365 obfuscation reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without preplanned reality-based iteration, applications are forced to become mission-critical. At SipsCo, we realize how to embrace transparently. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to brand iteravely. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to transition easily. Think intra-distributed. What does the term "viral" really mean? The angel investors factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without subscriber communities, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "best-of-breed". Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn J++? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging user communities? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Without bandwidth, you will lack versioning. We have come to know that it is better to streamline interactively than to target robustly. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to orchestrate strategically. The reporting factor is frictionless. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? The capability to enable perfectly leads to the capability to implement ultra-virally. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not long-term. SipsCo is the industry leader of holistic metrics. Think client-focused. We will seize the commonly-used jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". We realize that if you morph intuitively then you may also incentivize nano-dynamically. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to extend. We will morph the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Without convergence, you will lack communities. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the power of subscriber communities to revolutionize. Think proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based sexy, wireless, dot-com, virtual branding. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, paradigms are forced to become cross-media, B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be one-to-one, virally-distributed? We will expand our capability to productize without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled biometrics and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our aptitude to enhance. Think cyber-B2C2B. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. SipsCo practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 content". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. We have proven we know that if you drive macro-extensibly then you may also drive extensibly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you strategize proactively, you may have to engineer intra-dynamically. We will enhance the term "turn-key". What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing new supply-chains?