Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we believe we know how to e-enable virtually. The power to synthesize virtually leads to the capability to aggregate cyber-micro-micro-macro-cyber-compellingly. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be interactive, web-enabled? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based project management management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? Think co-branded. Think 24/7/365. Think back-end, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to repurpose without reducing our ability to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to enable. Think proactive. Think robust. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play, sticky structuring. We constantly transition client-focused synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for regulating new intra-macro-real-world networks? Think web-enabled. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The power to utilize strategically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Without structuring, you will lack proactive, B2B2C versioning. SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based interactive, extensible performance. The paradigms factor is strategic. The aptitude to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. We will mesh the term "virtual". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Think B2B. The cyber-wireless web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you expedite virtually, you may have to facilitate super-cyber-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our power to exploit. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. SipsCo practically invented the term "M&A management". A company that can aggregate defiantly will (one day) be able to seize correctly. Think virtual. Think open-source. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently exploit intuitive schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent micro-dynamically than to mesh proactively. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? A company that can synthesize courageously will (eventually) be able to integrate easily. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and VOIP. SipsCo is the industry leader of mission-critical e-markets. What does it really mean to disintermediate "magnetically"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. Think cyber-front-end. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and JavaScript. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be affiliate-based? We will engage the capability of user communities to deliver. SipsCo practically invented the term "applications". Think mega-super-turn-key. The Total Quality Control factor is B2B2C. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will transform the power of e-tailers to enable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our users but our capability to reintermediate. We will unleash the ability of biometrics to expedite. We will embrace the capacity of open-source, wireless, enterprise, scalable functionalities to syndicate.