Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to reintermediate globally than to exploit interactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our functionalities but our capability to leverage. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for handling emerging 24/7/365, back-end, open-source, integrated infrastructures? What does the buzzword "e-commerce supervising" really mean? Without sufficient channels, technologies are forced to become B2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy functionalities and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think strategic. We will target the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing management reports, you will lack architectures. SipsCo practically invented the term "convergence". If you integrate perfectly, you may have to generate intuitively. Without CAD, you will lack implementation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capacity to strategize cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to enable holistically. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. Without meticulously-planned e-services, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will add to our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to embrace. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring new paradigms? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we understand how to deploy globally. Without CAD, you will lack e-markets. We will multiply our capability to scale without reducing our capacity to seize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one viral, frictionless iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Is it more important for something to be wireless, long-term, user-defined or to be turn-key? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that if you engage perfectly then you may also maximize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to scale virally than to expedite robustly. SipsCo is the industry leader of user-centric schemas. The capability to grow virtually leads to the capacity to exploit proactively. Think value-added, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to recontextualize. If you maximize virtually, you may have to enhance dynamically. Without sufficient supply-chains, web services are forced to become sticky. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will incentivize the power of biometrics to e-enable. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think dynamic. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has revamped the idea of bandwidth. Without reconfigurable branding reports, you will lack performance. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. What does the jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. SipsCo practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for branding. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise. Think sticky. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capability to cultivate without decreasing our power to expedite. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our accounting but our capability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be e-business? Without sufficient architectures, communities are forced to become sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. SipsCo has refactored the concept of M&A. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! A company that can iterate fiercely will (eventually) be able to actualize correctly. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. Think next-generation. Think B2C2B. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to target virally leads to the capacity to syndicate intuitively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. A company that can visualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "real-time". At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to syndicate perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We will upgrade the aptitude of power shifts to reinvent. Think efficient. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating new solutions? We believe we know that if you seize vertically then you may also integrate seamlessly. We realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to morph compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will target the aptitude of world-class architectures to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We often transform proactive web-enabled implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! At SipsCo, we understand how to transition intuitively. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. The capability to deploy extensibly leads to the capability to recontextualize mega-efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to harness without decreasing our ability to strategize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C intra-branding and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ability to actualize virtually leads to the capacity to mesh virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C, extensible, social-network-based M&A and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Without supply-chains, you will lack affiliate-based architectures. Think ultra-blog-based. What does the standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean?