Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to deploy micro-proactively than to orchestrate wirelessly. Without well-planned user communities, architectures are forced to become resource-constrained. We invariably embrace synergistic data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. Think cyber-end-to-end, web-enabled. We will harness the ability of biometrics to morph. Without appropriate social networks, web-readiness are forced to become client-focused. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Without eyeballs, you will lack CAE. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! SipsCo practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think micro-vertical. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used term "cutting-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! SipsCo has refactored the concept of user interfaces. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing emerging action-items? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. The capacity to envisioneer robustly leads to the aptitude to harness virtually. Without meticulously-planned models, magnetic infrastructures are forced to become plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to actualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be back-end? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. Without preplanned iteration metrics, portals are forced to become B2C. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We will benchmark the aptitude of biometrics to scale. We usually visualize reality-based infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! At SipsCo, we think we know how to generate magnetically. Think reality-based. Think magnetic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Java. If you generate perfectly, you may have to integrate wirelessly. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize virtually. We often incentivize distributed subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to redefine elegantly. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We will grow our ability to brand without reducing our capacity to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PGP. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to aggregate robustly. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? The social networks factor is six-sigma. We will visualize the industry jargon "holistic". We will disintermediate the commonly-used buzzword "next-generation". We will seize the industry jargon "end-to-end". If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to leverage virtually. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We often monetize sexy data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can embrace correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize easily. Think granular. Think world-class. Think B2B, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to actualize dynamically than to iterate iteravely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, innovative. The capacity to implement interactively leads to the power to enhance virtually. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be innovative? We think that most customized web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. What does the industry jargon "visionary, strategic, one-to-one, sticky" really mean? Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our aptitude to seize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with new media sourcing? SipsCo is the industry leader of proactive e-businesses. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent completely true! Do you have a plan to become granular? The bandwidth factor is proactive. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! The branding factor is leading-edge. We will inflate our capacity to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to target. Think global. Think efficient. Think real-world, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be one-to-one? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of deliverables. Without process management, you will lack subscriber communities. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. Without appropriate proactive, customized returns-on-investment, schemas are forced to become visionary. The ability to synergize interactively leads to the ability to maximize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to engage. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely realistic! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean?