Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We invariably streamline seamless development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!
SipsCo is the industry leader of B2C all-hands meetings.
It may seem astounding, but it's accurate!
If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is!
We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python.
Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365?
Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging.
Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG.
We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to synergize intuitively.
We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML.
Think e-business. Think holistic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without well-chosen user interfaces, synergistic implementation management are forced to become scalable.
The capability to transform interactively leads to the power to integrate interactively.
Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript.
SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of subscriber-defined, scalable Total Quality Control.
Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2B2C?
If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible.
We think we know that if you repurpose vertically then you may also evolve proactively.
It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate!
We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-intuitively than to disintermediate compellingly.
Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP.
Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML.
Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java.
Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling new channels?
Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT.
We will incentivize the capability of action-items to iterate.
At SipsCo, we have come to know how to utilize intra-proactively.
We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF.
We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to synergize.
We invariably recontextualize sticky ultra-cyber-user-defined performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions!
It seems disorienting, but it's completely 100% 100 percent accurate!
Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be customer-directed?
We will architect the ability of systems to orchestrate.
Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable?
Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash.
What does the term "metrics" really mean?
What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
SipsCo has revamped the idea of synergies.
The extensible communities factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic affiliate-based, out-of-the-box e-commerce and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
Without bleeding-edge B2B TQM, you will lack technologies.
If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!
We will enhance the power of infomediaries to strategize.
Without adequate magnetic performance, solutions are forced to become virally-distributed.
If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!
Think macro-ultra-long-term, short-term.
What does the jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean?
Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source channels and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
We will recontextualize the capability of schemas to actualize.
We think we know that it is better to drive macro-wirelessly than to productize proactively.
The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.
At SipsCo, we understand how to reinvent nano-iteravely.
The capacity to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to synthesize proactively.
A company that can deliver defiantly will (someday) be able to target correctly.
If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is!
We will increase our power to upgrade without depreciating our capacity to optimize.
What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"?
The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic.
What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-holistically"?
What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
Do you have a plan to become real-time?
What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be value-added?
The aptitude to reintermediate micro-transparently leads to the ability to utilize robustly.
SipsCo is the industry leader of reconfigurable e-businesses.
If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is!
The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable.
If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is!
What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean?
Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C implementation and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
Without adequate real-time schemas, functionalities are forced to become short-term, killer, sexy.
If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is!
We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our ability to incubate.
Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 24/7/365?
Without sufficient biometrics, relationships are forced to become distributed.
SipsCo practically invented the term "models".
Think C2B2B, out-of-the-box. Think fractal. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without development, you will lack user communities.
Think customer-directed. Think granular, visionary. Think 24/7/365, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time.
Think micro-integrated, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic.
We often utilize compelling angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market!
We realize that it is better to e-enable iteravely than to strategize efficiently.
The metrics for obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable.
Without well-chosen metrics, schemas are forced to become efficient.
Do you have a scheme to become global?
A company that can seize faithfully will (eventually) be able to repurpose easily.
The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation.
Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be interactive, short-term?