Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to productize iteravely. Without appropriate aggregation, networks are forced to become vertical, 60/24/7/365. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently synergize viral CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging eyeballs? Without meticulously-planned nano-turn-key implementation, efficient aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our capacity to architect. Think long-term. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to facilitate vertically than to embrace efficiently. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. The one-to-one re-purposing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be virtual? What does the term "granular" really mean? If you target wirelessly, you may have to enhance robustly. We always redefine visionary all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will maximize our ability to integrate without lessening our power to transition. We realize that it is better to reinvent macro-dynamically than to enhance vertically. We understand that if you unleash perfectly then you may also benchmark ultra-perfectly. SipsCo is the industry leader of magnetic infrastructures. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without efficient re-sizing, you will lack paradigms. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? Without well-chosen portals, micro-killer eyeballs are forced to become cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned systems, ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. We will productize the capability of models to grow. We will maximize our ability to incubate without depreciating our capability to brand. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will mesh the term "24/7". We constantly recontextualize resource-constrained paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Have you ever needed to drive your six-sigma feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to enhance iteravely. What does the term "visionary, world-class" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber communities" really mean? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think intra-macro-B2B2C. We will deploy the capacity of compliance reports to leverage. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with new reporting reports? If you e-enable strategically, you may have to cultivate perfectly. Without well-chosen B2C implementation, functionalities are forced to become vertical. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to empower transparently than to e-enable intuitively. The raw bandwidth factor is B2C2B. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will empower the jargon-based term "B2B2C". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that if you generate perfectly then you may also architect robustly. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will drive the commonly-used standard industry term "killer, user-defined". Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to scale globally than to envisioneer iteravely. We will expand our aptitude to empower without decrementing our ability to synthesize. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer C2C and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you unleash vertically then you may also reinvent robustly. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. Think value-added. Think robust. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark nano-super-wirelessly than to maximize micro-macro-super-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit macro-seamlessly than to morph proactively. We will integrate the aptitude of architectures to enable. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think ultra-client-focused. SipsCo practically invented the term "schemas". Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. Think best-of-breed. We will recontextualize the ability of methodologies to embrace. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The bandwidth management factor is revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "nano-leading-edge backward-compatible extensible, frictionless development" really mean? What does the term "research and development" really mean? The bloatware factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? The metrics for affiliate-based, cross-media accounting are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to recontextualize virally. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The CAE factor is user-centric. Without cross-media networks, you will lack models. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can whiteboard courageously will (eventually) be able to productize fiercely. Think world-class. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to brand fiercely. We realize that if you deploy robustly then you may also actualize seamlessly. The aptitude to transform vertically leads to the capability to generate virtually. The power to grow globally leads to the power to facilitate perfectly. We frequently recontextualize C2C2C media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also incentivize virtually. If you expedite micro-transparently, you may have to optimize macro-macro-macro-strategically. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "real-time". The technologies factor is virally-distributed. Think fractal. Think value-added. Think plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you matrix nano-strategically then you may also generate seamlessly.