AndrewDavidson.com.  We don't reinvent the wheel... we just make reinventing the wheel easier. Visit PDFCalendar.com for free customizable printable calendars.
Home
Resources
Software
Links
Articles
Hurl.to
Hip.to
About
About Drew
Contact
Feedback
Subscribe to our Newsletter:
Printer-Friendly
© 1999-2016
Andrew Davidson.
All Rights Reserved.

Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Without user communities, you will lack obfuscation.
SipsCo is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to recontextualize transparently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We will aggregate the standard industry term "web-enabled, back-end". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end performance and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our power to implement. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? If you implement iteravely, you may have to mesh robustly.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.
Have you ever been unable to grow your six-sigma, front-end feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The communities factor is extensible. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the term "value-added" really mean? We always visualize visionary, synergistic metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you target robustly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "magnetic, B2B media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP.
Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive performance and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to target dynamically. What does it really mean to drive "ultra-vertically"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be innovative? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will strategize the capability of all-hands meetings to incubate. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not compelling, next-generation. We often harness subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the term "Total Quality Control monitoring" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for handling emerging infrastructures? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic iteration and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We always transform granular social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions!
At SipsCo, we think we know how to leverage magnetically. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? The initiatives factor is 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative plug-and-play nano-subscriber-defined performance and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive e-business magnetic Total Quality Management management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to deliver mega-ultra-intuitively than to reintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be mission-critical?
We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much C++, and not enough XForms.
SipsCo is the industry leader of B2C next-generation TQM. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for managing emerging robust structuring? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We think that most proactive portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized R&D and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP.
Without niches, you will lack platforms.
Have you ever had to empower your user-centric feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our backward-compatible, C2C2C, front-end, long-term compliance management but our power to transition. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to redefine efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. We will iterate the capacity of ubiquitous CAE to deploy. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our user-defined e-commerce and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will engage the jargon-based term "real-world". We often benchmark 24/7 process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The power to embrace strategically leads to the capability to monetize holistically.
We will add to our power to harness without devaluing our aptitude to grow.
We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to leverage proactively than to synthesize virally. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? We have come to know that it is better to seize intuitively than to incubate intuitively. Without well-planned aggregation, intra-C2C are forced to become dot-com, sexy. A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Without sufficient infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become ubiquitous. We will deploy the jargon-based buzzword "plug-and-play". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to evolve compellingly.
What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We often monetize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 one-to-one, mission-critical platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling portals and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We always streamline client-focused initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! It sounds disorienting, but it's true! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will utilize the jargon-based buzzword "sticky". Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our compelling TQC and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of development. We always innovate cross-media networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will step up our power to reintermediate without lessening our power to streamline. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to transition virtually. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? A company that can harness faithfully will (someday) be able to innovate easily. We will upgrade the term "seamless". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be long-term?

In association with Amazon.com

When Body Language Goes Bad: A Dilbert Book
By Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert.

I Sense a Coldness to Your Mentoring: A Dilbert Book
By Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert.

Dilbert: The Complete Animated Series on DVD (4 discs)
All 30 episodes from the first and second seasons!