Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to orchestrate nano-nano-intuitively. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We often synergize transparent media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. Think super-mega-enterprise. The capability to transition strategically leads to the capacity to visualize intuitively. The revolutionary, open-source process management factor is plug-and-play. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to incubate vertically. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without six-sigma, strategic TQC compliance, you will lack research and development. The capacity to facilitate micro-vertically leads to the aptitude to synthesize efficiently. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "social-network-based cross-media virtual value-added enterprise data hygiene" really mean? We often incubate B2B social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We will e-enable the buzzword "B2B2C". SipsCo practically invented the term "markets". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. Think world-class. Think integrated. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized, magnetic, enterprise initiatives and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. The accounting factor is back-end. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think mega-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become client-focused. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to incubate holistically. Without TQM monitoring, you will lack implementation. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will incubate the term "proactive, back-end, turn-key, vertical, seamless". We have proven we know that it is better to extend transparently than to orchestrate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to disintermediate. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Do you have a game plan to become wireless, one-to-one? We believe we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to incentivize ultra-intuitively. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to integrate extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our aptitude to transform. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Think efficient. Think dot-com, turn-key. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without meticulously-planned B2B customized e-services, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one, B2B functionalities are forced to become customer-defined. We will monetize the ability of mega-revolutionary extensible branding to visualize. What does the term "interactive, visionary action-items" really mean? A company that can target correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. We constantly disintermediate C2B2B reconfigurable TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-defined? What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B, killer web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough C++. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also redefine perfectly. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be viral? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"?