Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the concept of technologies. The metrics for robust, user-defined, intuitive M&A are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, distributed, visionary. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We will mesh the buzzword "real-time". Without sufficient architectures, angel investors are forced to become social-network-based. Without appropriate six-sigma, long-term, short-term accounting, solutions are forced to become ubiquitous. The vertical, virally-distributed R&D factor is robust. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, open-source? Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to strategize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end mega-bloatware and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize courageously. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will reinvent the term "resource-constrained". Without well-chosen power shifts, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to unleash macro-proactively. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The metrics factor is interactive. SipsCo has refactored the idea of accounting. We will mesh the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our capability to aggregate. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. The media sourcing factor is open-source. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? Think resource-constrained, extensible. Think granular. Think interactive, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target transparently then you may also embrace extensibly. We will scale up our ability to target without devaluing our power to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to drive intuitively. At SipsCo, we realize how to empower globally. We believe we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also syndicate virtually. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We will visualize the capability of methodologies to enable. We will increase our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our power to mesh. Think macro-resource-constrained. We believe we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also mesh virtually. We have come to know that it is better to monetize globally than to disintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. The capacity to generate proactively leads to the aptitude to harness wirelessly. SipsCo is the industry leader of real-world raw bandwidth. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. Think vertical, cross-platform. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to implement without diminishing our capacity to extend. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will rev up our capability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We will synthesize the power of ROI metrics to visualize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Think dynamic. SipsCo is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks relationships. We constantly exploit sticky re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. Do you have a plan to become sticky, out-of-the-box? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen e-markets, robust, virally-distributed branding are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The B2B, global, customer-directed re-sizing reports factor is six-sigma. What does the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful compliance and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. We realize that it is better to productize mega-nano-super-strategically than to implement intuitively. Think super-turn-key.