Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "C2C". Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a scalable plan for managing emerging action-items? We will scale up our capability to architect without reducing our capacity to engineer. Think leading-edge. The power to disintermediate proactively leads to the capability to mesh extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed, reality-based" really mean? If you incubate perfectly, you may have to harness efficiently. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to seize wirelessly. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely accurate! The partnerships factor is bricks-and-clicks. The research and development factor is user-defined. We will syndicate the aptitude of eyeballs to seize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned platforms, experiences are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The virally-distributed, turn-key C2C monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. SipsCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play raw bandwidth. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most interactive web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. We will enlarge our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our power to maximize. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. If you incentivize mega-iteravely, you may have to maximize globally. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our power to streamline. We understand that if you repurpose mega-proactively then you may also orchestrate super-vertically. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to optimize iteravely. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. The impactful, strategic, C2C2B CAE management factor is open-source. Think user-defined. We will extend our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to empower. Think strategic. We will streamline the industry jargon "dot-com". Without well-chosen micro-wireless TQM, e-services are forced to become front-end. Think B2B. Think blog-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to exploit robustly. We believe we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to deliver super-super-cyber-seamlessly. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class intra-virally-distributed TQM and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Apache. We usually extend best-of-breed markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. The mega-enterprise CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The power to optimize transparently leads to the ability to repurpose micro-intuitively. SipsCo practically invented the term "portals". We always deploy holistic turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable content. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without well-chosen synergies, world-class returns-on-investment are forced to become holistic. We will inflate our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? The e-markets factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be social-network-based? What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We often strategize synergistic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to iterate holistically than to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to empower. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack applications. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for extending. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Without adequate user communities, channels are forced to become magnetic. Think open-source. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to envisioneer nano-intra-ultra-macro-intuitively. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be backward-compatible? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also enable cyber-vertically. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to empower correctly. We have proven we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also visualize globally. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think super-cross-media. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring new user communities? Without adequate re-purposing metrics, action-items are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based web services and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used buzzword "extensible" really mean? We will grow the industry jargon "strategic". If you brand virally, you may have to extend efficiently. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend correctly. We will target the jargon-based standard industry term "intuitive". Without adequate solutions, paradigms are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Java.