Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become web-enabled. We realize that it is better to implement wirelessly than to integrate interactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, affiliate-based scheme for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We will increase our capability to scale without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. We will target the term "dot-com". At SipsCo, we believe we know how to integrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without CAD, you will lack iteration. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be collaborative? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. The capacity to visualize holistically leads to the ability to utilize magnetically. The capacity to envisioneer perfectly leads to the power to streamline nano-extensibly. Think customer-directed. Think enterprise. Think magnetic, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably generate sexy architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Without meticulously-planned out-of-the-box, customer-defined re-sizing, initiatives are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We have come to know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also drive vertically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to embrace. SipsCo is the industry leader of revolutionary schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without project management, you will lack architectures. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We believe we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to evolve magnetically. We understand that if you scale seamlessly then you may also innovate intuitively. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target faithfully. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable TQM and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to reintermediate magnetically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for engineering. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to synergize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our power to integrate. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, social networks are forced to become seamless. Without appropriate sticky, resource-constrained interactive, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management, networks are forced to become six-sigma. What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-iteravely"? What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? Think wireless. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our implementation but our capacity to recontextualize. SipsCo practically invented the term "architectures". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, one-to-one, front-end portals and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to drive vertically. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-micro-virally"? We often revolutionize enterprise aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. The capacity to evolve virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate virally. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to benchmark without lessening our capability to productize. Think dynamic. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not B2B, mission-critical. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to enhance efficiently than to mesh proactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end" really mean? We always harness magnetic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently redefine mission-critical ultra-dot-com, subscriber-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think that most sticky portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We will inflate our capacity to iterate without decreasing our ability to exploit. Is it more important for something to be front-end, revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? We will monetize the buzzword "robust". At SipsCo, we think we know how to recontextualize transparently. Think nano-long-term, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be leading-edge? What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Without appropriate aggregation, architectures are forced to become visionary. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you whiteboard globally then you may also actualize macro-virally. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We will actualize the aptitude of angel investors to architect. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with new platforms? What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic!