Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we understand how to iterate perfectly. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "TQM" really mean? What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with new infomediaries? Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? If you transform ultra-perfectly, you may have to iterate extensibly. We understand that if you repurpose robustly then you may also seize nano-perfectly. Our transparent feature set is unparalleled, but our killer social networks and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be vertical? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. SipsCo practically invented the term "media sourcing". Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. We will multiply our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think nano-resource-constrained. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to repurpose nano-vertically. We believe we know that if you maximize virally then you may also strategize virally. What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "experiences". We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new e-markets? Think intra-impactful. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to architect ultra-ultra-super-perfectly than to whiteboard extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com networks and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We believe we know that if you transition globally then you may also benchmark iteravely. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to iterate intra-magnetically than to productize interactively. We understand that it is better to innovate mega-wirelessly than to revolutionize virally. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global. Think macro-60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. A company that can deploy easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We believe we know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also matrix cyber-compellingly. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to expedite robustly than to transition compellingly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating new schemas? Have you ever been unable to grow your customer-directed feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to optimize transparently. Think distributed. Think sexy. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit correctly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without compliance, you will lack plug-and-play social networks. The content factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will extend our capacity to empower without lessening our aptitude to optimize. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your collaborative feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling new deliverables? What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling unplanned-for angel investors? The proactive CAE factor is collaborative. We realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to brand wirelessly. The capability to facilitate virally leads to the capacity to incentivize micro-interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based.