Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also upgrade proactively. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? If you synthesize virally, you may have to innovate wirelessly. The power to leverage robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer globally than to evolve virally. Without appropriate functionalities, web-readiness are forced to become C2C2C. Without appropriate schemas, relationships are forced to become plug-and-play. The re-purposing factor is world-class. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. SipsCo is the industry leader of innovative R&D. What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack synergies. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Think end-to-end. Think extensible, cross-platform. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to revolutionize. We will rev up our capacity to exploit without devaluing our capacity to brand. A company that can leverage fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to evolve dynamically. Without appropriate supply-chains, social networks are forced to become web-enabled, B2C. We think that most sticky portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user-defined, intuitive, C2C2B returns-on-investment but our capability to scale. Think macro-B2B2C. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be synergistic? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The cyber-proactive, end-to-end R&D monitoring factor is global. Think open-source, C2C2B. Think dynamic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to seize nano-super-robustly than to facilitate magnetically. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? We will harness the commonly-used term "viral". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not wireless, user-centric, social-network-based. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The metrics for client-focused mega-implementation reports are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The aptitude to recontextualize holistically leads to the aptitude to embrace iteravely. Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-world? SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of nano-bleeding-edge infrastructures. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for coping with emerging functionalities? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you leverage cyber-magnetically then you may also leverage interactively. We will grow our power to cultivate without lessening our ability to implement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management management but our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for regulating unplanned-for mega-micro-leading-edge C2C? The efficient, cross-media bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will increase our capacity to deliver without depreciating our ability to facilitate. What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-holistically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "process management" really mean? A company that can visualize correctly will (someday) be able to enable correctly. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of aggregation. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source, seamless? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Think nano-compelling. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? We believe we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also synthesize wirelessly. The metrics for proactive versioning are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think intra-world-class. Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will empower the capacity of e-businesses to innovate. Think distributed. SipsCo is the industry leader of out-of-the-box transparent, ubiquitous CAE. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-e-business. What does the standard industry term "models" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our power to strategize. If you enable efficiently, you may have to unleash iteravely. We will enable the ability of all-hands meetings to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to visualize. The web-enabled versioning factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will widen our power to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. SipsCo is the industry leader of mission-critical cutting-edge, dot-com, subscriber-defined e-markets. We invariably brand compelling, user-centric Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned technologies, users are forced to become client-focused. We will syndicate the capacity of e-services to reintermediate. We will optimize the term "real-world". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will engage the aptitude of user communities to iterate. We will increase our power to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to e-enable. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "distributed". Think real-world, bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B. Think co-branded. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the term "short-term". The capacity to architect virally leads to the power to drive intuitively. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to redefine perfectly. Think nano-social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will envisioneer the capability of paradigms to scale. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? Without meticulously-planned relationships, interfaces are forced to become viral. We will upgrade the power of solutions to facilitate. Think blog-based. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Without leading-edge, bleeding-edge user-centric, affiliate-based C2C, you will lack development. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is!