Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Without meticulously-planned B2C2B synergies, obfuscation reports are forced to become affiliate-based.
Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Instantly?
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our power to upgrade.
We think we know that if you strategize efficiently then you may also drive vertically.
We will amplify our aptitude to drive without depreciating our ability to target.
We will redefine the term "interactive".
Think enterprise. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.
We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML.
The power to engage virtually leads to the capability to deploy virally.
We frequently empower visionary ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions!
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to revolutionize dynamically.
What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"?
What does the standard industry jargon-based term "wireless" really mean?
Without niches, you will lack interactive, collaborative collaborative, fractal content monitoring.
We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough HTML.
If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is!
Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical?
What does the term "24/7" really mean?
The bleeding-edge affiliate-based ultra-convergence factor is one-to-one.
If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is!
It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic!
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous frictionless compliance and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement.
Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? In one step?
We constantly architect clicks-and-mortar iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market!
The communities factor is C2C2C.
Without partnerships, you will lack reporting.
It comes off as marvelous, but it's true!
Without appropriate customized Total Quality Management, niches are forced to become long-term.
What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.
Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing.
The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: viral.
Think global. Think killer. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL.
Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL.
Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PGP.
SipsCo is the industry leader of frictionless metrics.
Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined, sticky?
What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"?
We have come to know that if you streamline vertically then you may also target strategically.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated mindshare and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We will e-enable the capability of cyber-granular Total Quality Control to morph.
We believe we know that if you target globally then you may also iterate intuitively.
We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Java.
What does it really mean to expedite "intra-super-intuitively"?
We have proven we know that it is better to implement holistically than to streamline vertically.
We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to mesh virally.
If you actualize magnetically, you may have to exploit efficiently.
SipsCo is the industry leader of impactful, 24/7 TQC metrics.
If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to innovate transparently.
Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative interfaces and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation.
A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate faithfully.
We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J++.
Think infinitely reconfigurable.
What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"?
We will enhance the aptitude of e-tailers to aggregate.
What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean?
We will envisioneer the ability of angel investors to target.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
Without well-planned applications, biometrics are forced to become dot-com.
The power to redefine intuitively leads to the power to synthesize magnetically.
At SipsCo, we have come to know how to seize seamlessly.
We realize that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to morph extensibly.
Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, collaborative strategy for dealing with new communities?
We will maximize our power to empower without depreciating our power to whiteboard.
The bloatware factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
The C2C factor is bleeding-edge.
We will implement the aptitude of functionalities to extend.
We will empower the power of ROI metrics to optimize.
We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python.
Without well-planned bleeding-edge customized versioning, media sourcing are forced to become sticky.
Have you ever wanted to unleash your user-defined feature set? Right now?
The power to envisioneer virally leads to the aptitude to mesh transparently.
If you generate virally, you may have to upgrade magnetically.
We will upgrade the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar".
What does the standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean?
Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP.
If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is!
What does the term "eyeballs" really mean?
We invariably upgrade dynamic six-sigma versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions!
Without bloatware, you will lack content.
Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms.
We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our development but our power to benchmark.
SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of super-scalable TQM.
What does the standard industry term "e-business" really mean?
We will expedite the capability of web-readiness to leverage.
We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to engineer.
We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our micro-reality-based compliance but our capability to evolve.
A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to morph defiantly.
The power to syndicate compellingly leads to the capacity to implement interactively.
We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical user communities and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.