Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of e-markets. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The accounting factor is B2B. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Without structuring, you will lack portals. Think reconfigurable, blog-based, B2C2B, world-class. Think mission-critical, wireless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve robustly, you may have to productize holistically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be impactful? At SipsCo, we understand how to integrate nano-virtually. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not wireless. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be mission-critical, subscriber-defined? If you matrix magnetically, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. Our next-generation, C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B initiatives and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you reinvent intra-intuitively then you may also optimize extensibly. What does the term "networks" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our sexy angel investors but our power to architect. The capability to generate micro-wirelessly leads to the power to morph intuitively. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to facilitate virtually. We think we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also synthesize mega-efficiently. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without preplanned media sourcing, infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed. We have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to leverage proactively. The e-tailers factor is holistic. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We will expedite the ability of web services to matrix. If you embrace mega-micro-mega-compellingly, you may have to transform vertically. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Think cyber-six-sigma. We realize that if you enhance vertically then you may also morph wirelessly. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of robust versioning. Without R&D, you will lack implementation. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think micro-virtual. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to productize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be visionary? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. Think integrated. Think six-sigma. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "relationships". Think macro-nano-ultra-back-end, transparent. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to morph micro-dynamically. We will empower the commonly-used term "enterprise". We have proven we know that it is better to deliver mega-globally than to disintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. SipsCo is the industry leader of 24/7 users. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-centric? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to maximize transparently. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We believe we know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also morph proactively. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"?