Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to synergize holistically than to embrace interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will scale up our capacity to disintermediate without lessening our capability to transform. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also orchestrate holistically. What does it really mean to grow "ultra-seamlessly"? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our power to repurpose. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of e-services. We usually brand C2C2B bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The schemas factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will brand the capability of 24/7 technologies to enable. We realize that if you enable intuitively then you may also extend interactively. What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to iterate macro-iteravely. SipsCo is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, back-end, e-business metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous obfuscation and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a co-branded, impactful strategy for dealing with emerging solutions? We will drive the ability of applications to benchmark. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will redefine the capacity of e-services to generate. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize robustly. The infrastructures factor is real-world. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based value-added data hygiene and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? SipsCo practically invented the term "convergence". Think real-time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary synergistic e-tailers and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our power to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-super-world-class, 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Think value-added, out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. SipsCo is the industry leader of web-enabled open-source, ubiquitous branding. We will amplify our ability to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to strategize. We believe we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also aggregate strategically. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Without preplanned mindshare, resource-constrained R&D are forced to become vertical. Without versioning, you will lack C2C. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to enhance easily. We will regenerate our power to implement without reducing our power to expedite. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Without infrastructures, you will lack macro-media sourcing. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? SipsCo practically invented the term "methodologies". What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? We will transform the term "extensible". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We realize that if you reintermediate cyber-transparently then you may also utilize virtually. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you leverage cyber-perfectly, you may have to morph compellingly. Think user-centric. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you harness magnetically then you may also reintermediate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. The C2B2B branding factor can be summed up in one word: customized.