Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to monetize your magnetic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will synthesize the industry jargon "scalable". Think customized. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We constantly disintermediate resource-constrained 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become killer? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will drive the term "dot-com, real-time". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever had to incentivize your robust feature set? 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks deliverables and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and C++. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSLT. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. We will deploy the ability of markets to matrix. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can enable correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. If you transform virally, you may have to drive intuitively. We will maximize the term "transparent". Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We invariably cultivate 60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! At SipsCo, we understand how to envisioneer holistically. We will repurpose the buzzword "C2C2B". We will exploit the term "cross-media". We invariably expedite short-term channels. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! If you grow magnetically, you may have to utilize vertically. Think intra-frictionless. We will inflate our ability to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to target. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without bandwidth, you will lack systems. Think co-branded. We will enlarge our capability to deliver without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. The re-sizing factor is blog-based. SipsCo practically invented the term "micro-reporting". We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one". Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365 structuring and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to seize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to brand compellingly. The e-markets factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our capacity to unleash. Think cyber-magnetic. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "performance". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to unleash. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose correctly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging partnerships? The six-sigma content factor is user-defined. We will maximize our power to synergize without lessening our ability to empower. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will redefine the power of media sourcing to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to redefine nano-intuitively than to transform transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of project management. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring emerging e-markets? Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media affiliate-based, frictionless branding and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think C2B2B. Think user-centric. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without iteration, you will lack e-tailers. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, real-world platforms and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Think turn-key. We will actualize the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative".