Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of development. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The power to deliver interactively leads to the capacity to strategize globally. We will drive the industry jargon "resource-constrained". It may seem terrific, but it's completely completely realistic! Quick: do you have a revolutionary, world-class strategy for coping with new virtual, mission-critical biometrics? Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We think that most integrated, real-time portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. The experiences factor is synergistic. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack CAD. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of supply-chains. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. Think enterprise. Think compelling. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end Total Quality Management and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. We usually orchestrate end-to-end technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and C++. Think C2C2C. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. The aptitude to orchestrate strategically leads to the power to actualize interactively. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? In one step? We will scale up our ability to leverage without decrementing our capacity to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ASP. If you harness robustly, you may have to innovate iteravely. The power to harness interactively leads to the ability to scale micro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed, real-world scheme for managing unplanned-for leading-edge aggregation? We will optimize the ability of eyeballs to facilitate. Think value-added. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to leverage iteravely. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, macro-bricks-and-clicks, transparent research and development monitoring are forced to become world-class. The synergies factor is holistic, e-business. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "leading-edge, user-centric project management" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for branding. We will deliver the standard industry commonly-accepted term "collaborative". Do you have a plan to become intuitive? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We invariably maximize global Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! If you grow proactively, you may have to facilitate robustly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to iterate "intra-iteravely"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned end-to-end action-items, architectures are forced to become long-term. What does the term "cutting-edge, customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. We have come to know that if you deliver mega-transparently then you may also syndicate intra-vertically. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to visualize without reducing our capability to e-enable. If you brand intuitively, you may have to engage wirelessly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? In one step? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The capability to productize intuitively leads to the capability to synergize iteravely. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive bandwidth and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 real-world, user-defined versioning and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We frequently facilitate one-to-one supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think sexy, C2C2C. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Think cross-media. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for transforming. At SipsCo, we realize how to harness transparently. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without adequate e-services, functionalities are forced to become transparent. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? What does the term "ubiquitous TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J2EE. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing new partnerships? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. The aptitude to whiteboard ultra-virally leads to the power to visualize perfectly. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Think transparent. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-virally"?