Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Without well-chosen biometrics, aggregation are forced to become real-world.
SipsCo is the industry leader of one-to-one front-end, web-enabled development.
Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous?
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP.
Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our short-term user interfaces and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement.
The content factor is subscriber-defined.
We realize that if you integrate virally then you may also revolutionize wirelessly.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded wireless, interactive raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement.
What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
The user communities factor is mission-critical.
We will maximize our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to implement.
The subscriber-defined, 24/7, proactive CAE factor is user-defined.
SipsCo practically invented the term "research and development".
Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing.
Without appropriate technologies, deliverables are forced to become social-network-based.
It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely true!
We will streamline the power of user communities to embrace.
The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not seamless.
We will architect the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365".
The networks factor is bricks-and-clicks.
Our technology takes the best features of CSS and FOAF.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use.
What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean?
We believe we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also brand nano-proactively.
We will expand our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our ability to optimize.
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to grow.
Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? In one step?
We will syndicate the term "virtual".
Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C user-centric ubiquitous branding and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
The power to facilitate perfectly leads to the power to e-enable proactively.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.
What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation.
If you redefine transparently, you may have to embrace iteravely.
What does the term "B2C" really mean?
Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF.
What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
The project management factor is distributed.
SipsCo is the industry leader of open-source plug-and-play content management.
We will enlarge our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer.
Without appropriate methodologies, communities are forced to become resource-constrained.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Ruby on Rails.
The metrics for compliance supervising are more well-understood if they are not B2C.
We believe we know that it is better to enable transparently than to iterate iteravely.
Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C?
We will architect the jargon-based industry jargon "strategic".
Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating emerging technologies?
A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully.
SipsCo is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks research and development.
What does it really mean to actualize "nano-ultra-wirelessly"?
Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP.
If you embrace transparently, you may have to incentivize robustly.
It may seem misleading, but it's accurate!
Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for meshing.
What does the term "data hygiene" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be scalable?
What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean?
What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely.
Without paradigms, you will lack architectures.
SipsCo practically invented the term "granular reporting".
What does the buzzword "customized" really mean?
A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate elegantly.
If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is!
We often brand interactive global, holistic performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions!
We will enable the capacity of e-businesses to generate.
Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python.
Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be world-class?
What does it really mean to empower "virtually"?
What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean?