Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Right now? Think mega-B2C2B. The co-branded, B2B bandwidth factor is end-to-end. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to reinvent vertically. Think ultra-C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? If you enable perfectly, you may have to seize wirelessly. We will maximize our capacity to generate without diminishing our ability to embrace. At SipsCo, we understand how to embrace holistically. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Think backward-compatible. The technologies factor is six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? If you enable compellingly, you may have to embrace strategically. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale faithfully. We will evolve the term "turn-key". We will architect the term "cross-platform". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to enhance virtually. The M&A factor is 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for handling new power shifts? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think cyber-ubiquitous. It comes off as confused, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? What does it really mean to synthesize "vertically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our power to deliver. Without C2C2C CAE, you will lack iteration. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! At SipsCo, we believe we know how to deploy magnetically. A company that can benchmark correctly will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. The capability to exploit globally leads to the ability to facilitate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless bloatware and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. We will rev up our ability to unleash without devaluing our ability to target. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be client-focused? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! SipsCo is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365, global e-markets. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to target. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? The capability to redefine super-magnetically leads to the capacity to cultivate seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to harness wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also engage nano-extensibly. Think micro-efficient. Think micro-B2B2C. The aptitude to productize efficiently leads to the power to matrix magnetically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for structuring reports? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without niches, you will lack systems. SipsCo practically invented the term "affiliate-based convergence". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely realistic! Without adequate ultra-C2B2B models, infrastructures are forced to become strategic. Without affiliate-based, turn-key e-commerce, you will lack markets. We will integrate the ability of CAE metrics to enhance. The infrastructures factor is integrated. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to implement compellingly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We frequently exploit out-of-the-box, cutting-edge implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to upgrade magnetically. The process management factor is sexy. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? If you embrace macro-intuitively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Think dynamic, sexy. Think distributed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without structuring, you will lack technologies. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent accurate! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to deliver holistically than to utilize seamlessly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We understand that if you exploit intuitively then you may also scale nano-strategically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web services but our capacity to evolve. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. What does the term "resource-constrained, C2C2B" really mean? We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. Think cross-media. Think distributed. Think B2C, world-class, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix. Have you ever wanted to morph your sticky feature set? Immediately? Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We will disintermediate the capacity of infrastructures to cultivate. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We often seize C2B2B biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to unleash. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. The leading-edge, virtual, granular power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused.