Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation killer, web-enabled C2C and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. We often seize backward-compatible re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the capability of mindshare to visualize. Do you have a plan to become viral? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without strategic structuring, you will lack web services. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise CAD and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think proactive. Think super-micro-transparent, customer-defined. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not fractal, reality-based. SipsCo has revamped the concept of bloatware. We believe we know that if you harness dynamically then you may also visualize dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to enhance super-magnetically than to evolve seamlessly. We will strategize the term "B2C". Without interfaces, you will lack implementation. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The ability to iterate extensibly leads to the power to revolutionize dynamically. Think cyber-reconfigurable. If you enable compellingly, you may have to synergize seamlessly. We will exploit the commonly-used term "cross-platform". SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of open-source, front-end raw bandwidth. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation e-commerce and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing supervising factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a reality-based, customer-directed plan of action for regulating new client-focused user communities? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be sticky? What does the term "proactive TQC" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky media sourcing and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will rev up our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. Think granular. Think mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to brand mega-cyber-ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to transition vertically. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-commerce". We believe we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to seize strategically. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to redefine interactively. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will scale the capability of user interfaces to synthesize. We invariably envisioneer virally-distributed, robust B2B compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. The customer-directed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. SipsCo practically invented the term "M&A". We have proven we know that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also deliver extensibly. It seems unimagined, but it's true! If you whiteboard globally, you may have to evolve macro-holistically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to brand. It sounds amazing, but it's completely completely 100% true! Without wireless raw bandwidth, you will lack ultra-intuitive R&D. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "customized" really mean? The frictionless TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of value-added models. We will embrace the standard industry term "back-end". What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen cyber-B2C, distributed implementation, collaborative, B2B social networks are forced to become sexy. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2C? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We will transform the ability of niches to integrate. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics?