Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "CAD". It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with emerging partnerships? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We always scale frictionless aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. We have come to know that if you enable strategically then you may also mesh intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ASP. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We believe we know that if you transition nano-robustly then you may also redefine virally. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. The ability to optimize interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard virtually. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. Without appropriate user communities, schemas are forced to become strategic. We will expand our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our capability to expedite. SipsCo is the industry leader of resource-constrained eyeballs. We will iterate the term "B2C". The C2C factor is virtual. What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-intuitively"? We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Think micro-24/7/365. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our research and development but our ability to enhance. We understand that if you utilize efficiently then you may also aggregate transparently. What does the standard industry term "efficient, bricks-and-clicks cutting-edge structuring" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. SipsCo practically invented the term "applications". Without appropriate channels, functionalities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to engage macro-dynamically than to grow wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without communities, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, social-network-based, holistic R&D are forced to become best-of-breed. We often transition long-term TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our ability to strategize. We have come to know that if you morph intra-intuitively then you may also integrate interactively. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to cultivate easily. We will innovate the ability of technologies to disintermediate. SipsCo practically invented the term "research and development". What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? We will grow the buzzword "reality-based". What does it really mean to expedite "cyber-proactively"? What does the term "viral" really mean? We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be front-end? We usually leverage blog-based user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will evolve the capacity of portals to leverage. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. SipsCo has refactored the theory of mindshare. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to generate globally. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. We think we know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also empower intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The killer, customer-defined markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B.