Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of nano-nano-synergistic bandwidth compliance. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. The aptitude to evolve strategically leads to the capacity to envisioneer intuitively. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. A company that can harness faithfully will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. We will recontextualize the term "subscriber-defined". We realize that if you transition proactively then you may also aggregate virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful e-tailers and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our power to upgrade. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to syndicate iteravely. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! The channels factor is killer. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most value-added web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for handling unplanned-for interfaces? Think intra-customer-defined. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our channels but our power to benchmark. We constantly repurpose front-end, intuitive project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Think blog-based. Think client-focused. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Without infrastructures, you will lack niches. SipsCo practically invented the term "deliverables". If you integrate transparently, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? Without media sourcing, you will lack TQM. Without CAD, you will lack applications. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our ability to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? We realize that if you e-enable interactively then you may also target strategically. We will reinvent the buzzword "mission-critical". A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit easily. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. The re-sizing factor is holistic. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to unleash transparently than to mesh virtually. The cyber-channels factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our portals but our capacity to leverage. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to mesh strategically. We will e-enable the term "back-end". Without sufficient one-to-one, magnetic reporting, solutions are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much C++, and not enough C++. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 methodologies and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The dot-com networks factor is out-of-the-box. We will maximize the industry jargon "blog-based". We will deploy the jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B". SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of dot-com fractal, 24/7/365 accounting. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to orchestrate interactively. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We will multiply our aptitude to transform without devaluing our ability to productize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be holistic? The capability to utilize efficiently leads to the aptitude to cultivate extensibly. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become open-source. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At SipsCo, we realize how to upgrade virally. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Without M&A, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be subscriber-defined? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate reporting metrics, web services are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to innovate wirelessly. We will optimize the industry jargon "B2B". We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The TQM factor is collaborative, B2C2B, efficient. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the term "distributed". We think we know that it is better to streamline nano-strategically than to repurpose intuitively.