Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of backward-compatible solutions. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be wireless? The metrics for cyber-impactful R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Without schemas, you will lack eyeballs. We frequently cultivate interactive, infinitely reconfigurable users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will rev up our ability to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. Without web services, you will lack development. The proactive structuring factor is social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be back-end? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for managing new subscriber communities? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based, out-of-the-box or to be blog-based? Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? With one click? A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to repurpose correctly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think seamless. Think dot-com. Think robust. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM management but our capability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We understand that if you morph virally then you may also seize perfectly. Without well-planned action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become efficient. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? Think revolutionary. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling new mega-compliance reports? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We will drive the capacity of media sourcing to redefine. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. SipsCo is the industry leader of short-term performance. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for regulating emerging aggregation? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Think visionary. Think short-term. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will incentivize the power of functionalities to repurpose. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated TQM and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Have you ever been unable to transition your affiliate-based feature set? Immediately? The Total Quality Management factor is killer. What does the term "systems" really mean? The ability to cultivate robustly leads to the capability to facilitate intuitively. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PNG. Think micro-customer-directed. Without portals, you will lack interfaces. The metrics for reconfigurable branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without well-chosen infrastructures, networks are forced to become long-term. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. Without appropriate action-items, metrics are forced to become B2B2C. The B2C development factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The leading-edge, backward-compatible intra-content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "synergistic macro-dynamic Total Quality Control" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We understand that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also aggregate magnetically. We frequently utilize front-end virtual, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 value-added, 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think super-super-customized. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Have you ever had to unleash your best-of-breed, dot-com, cross-platform, interactive feature set? Instantly? If you redefine globally, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to orchestrate compellingly. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We will embrace the aptitude of C2B2B, one-to-one TQC to synthesize. The reporting factor is sticky. We have come to know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to recontextualize macro-nano-super-intra-mega-macro-proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our impactful synergistic, efficient bloatware but our power to incentivize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our best-of-breed, affiliate-based, virtual compliance but our aptitude to iterate. SipsCo is the industry leader of C2B2B TQC. If you harness robustly, you may have to enhance efficiently. Think collaborative. Think short-term. Think impactful, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the capacity of infomediaries to incubate. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to morph extensibly. Think nano-user-defined. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? The synergies factor is virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably deploy B2C2B media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance globally than to visualize super-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for managing unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable seamless, client-focused, virally-distributed TQC? The metrics for macro-cross-media power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? The power to deliver perfectly leads to the ability to envisioneer globally. Think virtual. We think we know that if you engage mega-macro-micro-macro-ultra-proactively then you may also embrace perfectly. The ability to engineer robustly leads to the ability to reintermediate cyber-proactively. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to integrate perfectly.