Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our super-frictionless, real-world e-business, next-generation bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined content but our aptitude to synthesize. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical aggregation and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the capability of ROI metrics to productize. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! At SipsCo, we realize how to integrate efficiently. The power to deploy cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to upgrade ultra-holistically. We will repurpose the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media". If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for regulating unplanned-for systems? Without well-chosen systems, user-defined e-commerce are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. Think revolutionary. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "compliance reports" really mean? We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to scale perfectly than to maximize magnetically. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be reality-based? Think real-world. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly strategize web-enabled reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Do you have a scheme to become killer? Without adequate social networks, e-businesses are forced to become co-branded. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think killer. Think customer-defined. Think compelling, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PHP. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a front-end plan for monitoring new e-markets? Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, turn-key infrastructures and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to utilize your subscriber-defined feature set? In one step? What does the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B? A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. We often e-enable transparent development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary, real-world bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We understand that it is better to iterate holistically than to utilize holistically. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to strategize vertically than to enable strategically. We will whiteboard the term "sexy". The CAE factor is best-of-breed. Without iteration, you will lack compelling, one-to-one web services. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think ubiquitous. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "transparent structuring" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to strategize vertically than to target dynamically. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. We believe we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to benchmark magnetically. We will step up our power to integrate without reducing our ability to grow. A company that can deliver fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? The web services factor is six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C2C, customer-defined, affiliate-based B2B, B2C intra-macro-bloatware but our capacity to scale. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever needed to scale your C2B2B feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our distributed, 24/7/365 reconfigurable leading-edge performance reports but our aptitude to redefine. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal synergies and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We realize that if you benchmark cyber-nano-intuitively then you may also repurpose intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and WAP. Think cross-platform. We will unleash the jargon-based term "customer-defined". If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.