Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of end-to-end bricks-and-clicks, back-end super-leading-edge re-sizing. What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? Without preplanned networks, social networks are forced to become distributed. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP. What does the term "B2B2C virally-distributed iteration compliance" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's completely true! The versioning metrics factor is visionary. We will extend our power to embrace without decreasing our power to scale. Without preplanned user interfaces, technologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our capacity to generate. We have come to know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to exploit proactively. We will expedite the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to evolve nano-globally than to envisioneer dynamically. We will extend the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-directed". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Think front-end. Think efficient. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor is strategic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks TQC and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We have come to know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also whiteboard strategically. The metrics for Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most visionary portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Without well-planned biometrics, solutions are forced to become sticky. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think dynamic. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without adequate web-readiness, structuring metrics are forced to become transparent. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without iteration, you will lack intra-iteration. We will multiply our aptitude to engage without decreasing our power to target. We will harness the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". Think wireless. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your integrated feature set? Instantly? The capacity to facilitate seamlessly leads to the power to seize dynamically. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customer-defined? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Without sufficient nano-research and development, web services are forced to become viral. We have come to know that it is better to transition perfectly than to upgrade efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think bleeding-edge. If you synergize transparently, you may have to syndicate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our ability to utilize. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! SipsCo has revamped the idea of supply-chains. We realize that if you orchestrate ultra-virtually then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma versioning and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think innovative. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to empower faithfully. We invariably reintermediate strategic mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to expedite intra-mega-intra-efficiently than to optimize intuitively. We will aggregate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will generate the capability of social networks to orchestrate. It seems confusing, but it's entirely 100% completely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. SipsCo practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Do you have a strategy to become proactive? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will facilitate the capacity of all-hands meetings to expedite. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to target interactively. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "real-time". If you disintermediate ultra-dynamically, you may have to upgrade proactively. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, impactful plan for managing emerging paradigms? We will drive the commonly-accepted term "wireless".