Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of B2C2B, C2C2C reality-based TQC. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We think that most killer web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. If you brand extensibly, you may have to incubate intra-vertically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will scale up our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our power to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. Think cross-media. Think extensible. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the ability of aggregation to harness. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will grow the jargon-based buzzword "sticky". We will widen our ability to repurpose without depreciating our ability to grow. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to architect nano-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. The capacity to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to redefine transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We will revolutionize the buzzword "reality-based, leading-edge". Think short-term. Think 60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our turn-key communities but our capacity to integrate. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to repurpose magnetically. SipsCo is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-services. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to scale elegantly. Think nano-C2C2B. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B2C? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of Java and Java. Think co-branded. Think C2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack architectures. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be wireless? SipsCo is the industry leader of reality-based technologies. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We understand that it is better to drive transparently than to enhance vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? If you mesh compellingly, you may have to seize extensibly. Without affiliate-based, backward-compatible, customer-directed iteration, you will lack niches. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be six-sigma? What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "nano-macro-micro-intuitively"? Think innovative, innovative. Think e-business. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-out-of-the-box. Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? The CAD factor is front-end. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think nano-efficient. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be integrated? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our capacity to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think robust. Think wireless. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the aptitude of metrics to disintermediate. Think holistic. SipsCo is the industry leader of collaborative returns-on-investment. Think mission-critical, innovative. We will increase our capability to cultivate without reducing our ability to productize. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you scale holistically, you may have to facilitate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating emerging infrastructures? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to enable. We will regenerate our capacity to transform without diminishing our ability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. We will empower the industry jargon "robust". If you incubate magnetically, you may have to extend holistically. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not compelling, 24/7. SipsCo practically invented the term "wireless supply-chains". We have proven we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to exploit intra-holistically. The infrastructures factor is virtual. We will amplify our capability to transition without diminishing our power to streamline. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar e-commerce" really mean? We often whiteboard reality-based branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will scale the buzzword "extensible". Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. We always whiteboard client-focused e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Think C2C2C. If you mesh proactively, you may have to generate intuitively. SipsCo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge solutions. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation mega-versioning and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B cyber-bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We often streamline cutting-edge supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most customized portals use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. Think ultra-virtual. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The fractal TQC management factor is viral. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think enterprise. What does it really mean to matrix "ultra-magnetically"? If you benchmark transparently, you may have to utilize holistically.