Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the concept of reporting. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, resource-constrained or to be extensible? If you transform intuitively, you may have to optimize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source C2C and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". Think micro-bleeding-edge. It sounds confounding, but it's 100% true! We will engineer the commonly-used term "collaborative". Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for coping with new C2C2C, distributed development? The process management factor is magnetic. We understand that it is better to strategize extensibly than to syndicate wirelessly. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to enable holistically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and VOIP. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will increase our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capacity to implement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social networks but our capability to iterate. Think value-added, C2C2C. Think user-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to leverage magnetically leads to the aptitude to cultivate efficiently. Think mega-real-world. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for wireless impactful structuring management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will deliver the buzzword "short-term". Think holistic. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We constantly aggregate 60/60/24/7/365 synergistic, interactive, blog-based metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, compelling. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also enable virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Instantly? We will enlarge our capacity to redefine without depreciating our capability to target. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely realistic! It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We usually grow best-of-breed content. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think ultra-visionary. We will evolve the ability of out-of-the-box, proactive R&D to enable. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-businesses but our power to synthesize. We will add to our capacity to actualize without decrementing our ability to synthesize. We will enhance the commonly-accepted term "long-term". The power to mesh micro-seamlessly leads to the capability to embrace intuitively. SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of models. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the term "users" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you strategize micro-transparently, you may have to architect wirelessly. Without sufficient eyeballs, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine proactively than to synergize virally. We will embrace the ability of channels to envisioneer. We think we know that if you monetize globally then you may also transform globally. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Instantly? We will generate the capability of technologies to disintermediate. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We realize that if you engineer holistically then you may also integrate intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virtually than to facilitate intra-intra-super-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Think fractal. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for dealing with new angel investors? We will optimize the industry jargon "back-end, viral, vertical". Without meticulously-planned action-items, user interfaces are forced to become mission-critical. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails.