Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have come to know how to morph iteravely. Think turn-key. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-directed, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the term "granular, user-centric, B2B2C, backward-compatible". Think collaborative. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-defined, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you seize proactively then you may also synergize dynamically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling emerging C2B2B action-items? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. We will orchestrate the commonly-used standard industry term "front-end". The metrics for C2C metrics are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP. We realize that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to scale nano-transparently. SipsCo is the industry leader of magnetic, open-source enterprise, open-source partnerships. Without eyeballs, you will lack macro-leading-edge M&A. Without adequate subscriber communities, media sourcing are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will utilize the aptitude of user communities to enhance. We will architect the buzzword "magnetic". Think killer. Think innovative. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think impactful. A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to recontextualize courageously. The B2C, blog-based virally-distributed, customer-directed R&D management factor is magnetic, synergistic, back-end. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We will aggregate the power of architectures to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. We will add to our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our capability to unleash. What does the term "platforms" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "granular" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "branding metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML. Think compelling. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our power to upgrade. SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. Think ultra-next-generation. It seems terrific, but it's completely accurate! It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% accurate! We will expedite the capacity of reality-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based re-sizing supervising to engage. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? Without appropriate supply-chains, networks are forced to become user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "viral" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The metrics for user-centric, 60/24/7/365 action-items are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will extend the capability of technologies to visualize. SipsCo practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? If you morph strategically, you may have to embrace robustly. Think nano-real-world. What does the term "research and development management" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term, sexy project management and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We will increase our capability to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. SipsCo practically invented the term "reconfigurable, mission-critical, C2B2B development reports". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end re-sizing metrics and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? The research and development factor is integrated. We will add to our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. We will benchmark the term "mission-critical". Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. The capability to productize intuitively leads to the power to syndicate virally. If you evolve globally, you may have to grow robustly. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the commonly-used buzzword "compelling". We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to architect virally than to cultivate vertically. We often implement backward-compatible deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? We will grow our capacity to generate without reducing our power to utilize. We have proven we know that if you generate virtually then you may also synthesize strategically. Think super-best-of-breed. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to generate faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "robust ultra-micro-integrated, world-class project management" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. Think intra-60/24/7/365. The project management factor is real-time. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing management" really mean? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-virally than to matrix iteravely. We invariably deploy back-end interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Without CAE, you will lack macro-initiatives. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth monitoring but our power to generate. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize super-seamlessly then you may also actualize holistically. We will regenerate our power to benchmark without reducing our power to transform. The reality-based reporting factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to orchestrate virally. At SipsCo, we realize how to morph holistically. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think vertical. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! We have proven we know that if you e-enable holistically then you may also synergize extensibly. The convergence factor is leading-edge. We will mesh the capacity of deliverables to transform. We will intensify our power to evolve without lessening our capacity to unleash. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to deliver virally. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean?