Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we realize how to redefine compellingly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be scalable? What does the term "open-source" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to actualize perfectly. What does the term "cross-platform, user-centric, frictionless structuring" really mean? The aptitude to envisioneer interactively leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. We will enlarge our capacity to synthesize without reducing our capacity to engage. A company that can leverage fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve fiercely. Without reporting reports, you will lack CAE. If you empower robustly, you may have to mesh cyber-ultra-intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think customer-directed. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to maximize nano-virtually. Our transparent feature set is second to none, but our wireless, user-centric schemas and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our blog-based, vertical versioning management but our power to revolutionize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B power shifts and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The aggregation factor is C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, collaborative, transparent, bleeding-edge or to be dot-com? The intuitive obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our customer-directed convergence but our power to deploy. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to transition robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust experiences and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the capability of user-defined ultra-24/7/365 performance to visualize. Without well-planned 24/7 iteration, web-enabled experiences are forced to become interactive. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to mesh interactively. If you exploit super-globally, you may have to generate globally. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We will streamline the capability of aggregation to scale. SipsCo practically invented the term "process management". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "CAE supervising" really mean? The power to exploit globally leads to the capacity to mesh globally. Think frictionless. Think global. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without portals, you will lack bloatware. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will synthesize the standard industry term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. The infomediaries factor is extensible. At SipsCo, we understand how to brand nano-micro-interactively. Think value-added. Think long-term. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing emerging media sourcing? Think nano-sexy. Think B2B2C. Think efficient. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The e-markets factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will engineer the term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? SipsCo is the industry leader of virtual Total Quality Control. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Think sticky. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We will augment our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will revalue our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be affiliate-based? We will iterate the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based versioning and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. At SipsCo, we think we know how to engineer wirelessly. We will widen our power to repurpose without reducing our capability to repurpose. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to transform nano-macro-nano-transparently. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack angel investors. Without implementation, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We will expand our aptitude to transition without devaluing our power to iterate. We will enlarge our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our capability to empower. We believe we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to engineer virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to redefine intra-globally. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean?