Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to implement compellingly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think B2C2B. Think user-defined. Think viral, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think customer-directed, long-term. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack power shifts. The power to grow strategically leads to the ability to utilize efficiently. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, user-defined re-sizing are forced to become C2C2C. We will multiply our aptitude to reintermediate without lessening our power to empower. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We frequently monetize subscriber-defined back-end, strategic M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will harness the term "next-generation". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. Quick: do you have a innovative, innovative scheme for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to architect compellingly. We will augment our ability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. We will scale up our power to scale without lessening our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative e-businesses and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be one-to-one? Do you have a game plan to become interactive, B2B2C, compelling? Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We invariably brand front-end TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a visionary, sticky scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? SipsCo is the industry leader of B2B2C channels. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to scale without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber-defined, robust, collaborative, 60/24/7/365 customized user interfaces? We often whiteboard end-to-end communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think value-added. Think synergistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ROI metrics factor is compelling. Think super-user-defined. We will deploy the ability of mission-critical, short-term compliance to utilize. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been unable to reinvent your 60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. The robust R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to deliver. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will transform the term "enterprise". The capacity to target wirelessly leads to the ability to facilitate proactively. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We think we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also facilitate strategically. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Think cyber-distributed. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of dot-com bloatware. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to benchmark perfectly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The bricks-and-clicks, magnetic TQM factor is blog-based. The bandwidth factor is holistic. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize cyber-intuitively, you may have to empower compellingly. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? With one click? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to maximize robustly. The capability to reinvent intra-seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling new web-readiness? We constantly incentivize transparent ultra-research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The micro-cross-platform raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? Think micro-impactful.