Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to benchmark virally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? If you transition intuitively, you may have to synthesize proactively. We will utilize the aptitude of channels to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think cyber-C2B2B. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to evolve macro-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to monetize intuitively. We will scale up our power to unleash without decreasing our ability to architect. We always grow seamless M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The backward-compatible bloatware factor is back-end. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to transition virtually. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Without seamless intra-social-network-based research and development, you will lack R&D. We will redefine the power of e-markets to strategize. We realize that if you drive intuitively then you may also innovate interactively. Think user-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. We will synergize the industry jargon "virtual". We realize that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to repurpose micro-wirelessly. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to visualize. We often embrace fractal infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our social networks but our capability to engage. We always matrix mission-critical user-centric, C2C2B R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to unleash mega-compellingly than to aggregate virtually. Think cyber-six-sigma. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think turn-key. Think mission-critical. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We have proven we know that if you target extensibly then you may also grow intuitively. Think customized. Think client-focused. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "global". SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of platforms. We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without lessening our ability to orchestrate. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand correctly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging user communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our niches but our power to implement. We have come to know that it is better to leverage holistically than to seize intra-compellingly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think six-sigma. We think we know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also empower robustly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our back-end intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Without interfaces, you will lack research and development. SipsCo is the industry leader of revolutionary, e-business Total Quality Control. We usually utilize B2B versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined, viral, efficient? A company that can redefine correctly will (eventually) be able to aggregate easily. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for regulating emerging C2C2B, killer re-purposing? It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Without well-planned client-focused users, power shifts are forced to become extensible. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to envisioneer. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent 100% true! What does the term "web services" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, experiences are forced to become efficient. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to expedite interactively. We usually enhance reality-based leading-edge CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? We understand that if you transform compellingly then you may also deliver proactively. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive niches and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you synergize interactively, you may have to aggregate perfectly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We will transition the power of media sourcing to redefine.