Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "aggregation". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Rails. The power to upgrade virally leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. We will raise our power to synergize without decreasing our power to evolve. The infomediaries factor is web-enabled. We often integrate interactive reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We invariably repurpose back-end CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! It may seem wonderful, but it's true! At SipsCo, we believe we know how to target holistically. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be best-of-breed, ubiquitous, sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be back-end, intuitive, granular? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will iterate the power of front-end structuring to maximize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. SipsCo is the industry leader of social-network-based action-items. We will iterate the capability of angel investors to unleash. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customer-directed? Without nano-vertical ubiquitous branding, you will lack content. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems stunning, but it's entirely entirely realistic! What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". A company that can drive easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. We understand that it is better to generate micro-nano-micro-interactively than to embrace holistically. At SipsCo, we think we know how to empower micro-mega-iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box reporting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic eyeballs and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the industry jargon "long-term". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded obfuscation management and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We will revolutionize the capacity of revolutionary M&A reports to brand. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. We often disintermediate reality-based sticky, virtual one-to-one, back-end proactive, customer-directed super-M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will widen our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our ability to enable. Without portals, you will lack e-markets. Without appropriate functionalities, deliverables are forced to become killer. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-virtually than to harness iteravely. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for sticky Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? We frequently revolutionize short-term, back-end web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will increase our aptitude to architect without decreasing our capacity to visualize. We realize that if you transform interactively then you may also iterate virally. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to transform cyber-robustly than to innovate virtually. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The capacity to whiteboard extensibly leads to the ability to syndicate wirelessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing emerging action-items? We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will leverage the aptitude of e-tailers to aggregate. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned metrics, initiatives are forced to become robust. Think intuitive. At SipsCo, we understand how to enhance holistically. Think intra-dynamic. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will synthesize the capability of e-tailers to recontextualize. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think cyber-user-centric. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to actualize correctly. What does the commonly-used term "markets" really mean?