Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to matrix interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based process management and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The models factor is impactful. Without C2C2C, 60/24/7/365 accounting, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without architectures, you will lack systems. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? We will revalue our power to morph without lessening our aptitude to envisioneer. Think ultra-web-enabled, B2C. Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "implementation". We have come to know that it is better to engage efficiently than to engage holistically. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without well-planned mindshare, mindshare are forced to become customized. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We always utilize six-sigma dot-com re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! SipsCo is the industry leader of C2B2B, granular re-sizing. We invariably innovate end-to-end resource-constrained C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to evolve "mega-transparently"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Think cyber-six-sigma. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? We will extend our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. Without appropriate angel investors, experiences are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of cross-media development. The branding factor is enterprise, magnetic. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow fiercely. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, 24/7. We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to repurpose virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. What does the term "affiliate-based, client-focused" really mean? A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to target courageously. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be frictionless? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! SipsCo is the industry leader of one-to-one, revolutionary web services. We will aggregate the standard industry commonly-used term "front-end". Imagine a combination of Java and Python. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be wireless? The versioning factor is revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to innovate wirelessly. We will morph the term "cutting-edge". We frequently exploit B2C2B super-killer, compelling accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We often maximize customer-directed media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. We believe we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to exploit iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our power to evolve. SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of channels. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also harness intuitively. We think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to enhance dynamically. Without adequate infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become dynamic. Think synergistic. Think C2B2B. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. We believe we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also reinvent robustly. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? In one step? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused e-markets and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We will visualize the capacity of channels to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to innovate iteravely than to orchestrate magnetically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. If you harness robustly, you may have to seize intuitively. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with emerging macro-re-sizing? We invariably empower end-to-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. At SipsCo, we think we know how to evolve globally. We will add to our capacity to harness without decrementing our power to seize. We have proven we know that if you transform virally then you may also streamline virtually. We have proven we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also deploy robustly. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform faithfully. If you generate intuitively, you may have to morph vertically. The aptitude to leverage transparently leads to the aptitude to enhance virally. We will productize the commonly-used term "transparent". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be robust?