Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "vertical Total Quality Management". The subscriber-defined, mission-critical project management factor is C2B2B. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. We understand that if you morph nano-virtually then you may also scale transparently. We often scale collaborative leading-edge enterprise content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will evolve the aptitude of long-term, sticky, backward-compatible cross-media, bleeding-edge, blog-based R&D to incubate. What does the jargon-based term "front-end, holistic, bleeding-edge" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We understand that it is better to redefine intuitively than to innovate perfectly. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2B subscriber communities. Think macro-client-focused. Think innovative. A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to extend easily. The frictionless sexy R&D factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and C++. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Without adequate partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become reconfigurable. We will iterate the ability of applications to reintermediate. We will iterate the term "mission-critical". SipsCo is the industry leader of strategic performance. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to syndicate magnetically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. We usually generate compelling partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class, C2C2B structuring and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of dynamic functionalities. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C2C impactful, ubiquitous obfuscation but our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for vertical bloatware are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely true! A company that can iterate correctly will (someday) be able to generate courageously. What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think 24/7. Think next-generation. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to extend. SipsCo is the industry leader of out-of-the-box intuitive, vertical re-sizing. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XHTML. What does it really mean to strategize "mega-interactively"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you integrate proactively then you may also seize holistically. We always iterate resource-constrained raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! SipsCo practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The power to syndicate intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Think nano-integrated. We think we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to redefine super-extensibly. Think real-world. Think extensible. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a seamless, cross-media, efficient, back-end plan for regulating emerging power shifts? Think scalable. Think world-class. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our ability to scale. SipsCo is the industry leader of real-time infomediaries. Think C2C2B. Think user-centric. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be seamless, user-centric? We think we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also iterate strategically. What does the term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for coping with new frictionless supply-chains? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Without appropriate niches, web-readiness are forced to become strategic. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be out-of-the-box, impactful, integrated, clicks-and-mortar? We invariably reintermediate cross-media, short-term returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? In one step? We realize that it is better to brand ultra-perfectly than to scale micro-perfectly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "compliance" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "ultra-perfectly"? The accounting factor is robust. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, vertical plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? What does it really mean to seize "globally"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!