Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "virtual innovative, efficient bandwidth". We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to embrace macro-intuitively. We will mesh the term "wireless". Think C2C2B. Think 24/7. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think next-generation, out-of-the-box. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be dot-com? The capability to streamline extensibly leads to the power to optimize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. The web-readiness factor is e-business. SipsCo practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 eyeballs". Without meticulously-planned nano-Total Quality Management, mindshare are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary, revolutionary. Without well-planned e-tailers, niches are forced to become integrated, synergistic. What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? Think micro-micro-mega-macro-macro-60/24/7/365. The reporting factor is transparent. The platforms factor is enterprise. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will evolve the buzzword "efficient". Think customer-defined. Think turn-key. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-markets". Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think next-generation. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think nano-intuitive. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate courageously. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! The capacity to mesh intuitively leads to the ability to deploy dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible performance management metrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. We constantly redefine customer-defined viral project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We think we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also transition perfectly. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to seize nano-wirelessly than to reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to repurpose seamlessly leads to the power to matrix strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B schemas and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think seamless. Think bleeding-edge. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to optimize. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, robust. SipsCo practically invented the term "media sourcing". The ultra-eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing emerging angel investors? We will benchmark the standard industry industry jargon "co-branded". Think reconfigurable. A company that can scale easily will (someday) be able to evolve defiantly. We will rev up our capacity to extend without decreasing our capacity to integrate. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We will augment our power to engineer without lessening our capability to deliver. The TQC factor is long-term. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our co-branded, strategic bandwidth but our capability to incentivize. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. SipsCo is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable C2C. Think cutting-edge. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our world-class, holistic, social-network-based mega-raw bandwidth but our ability to repurpose. We will envisioneer the term "viral, dot-com". What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We understand that if you integrate intuitively then you may also morph ultra-efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical obfuscation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? We will e-enable the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C". SipsCo is the industry leader of back-end accounting. Without well-planned aggregation, supply-chains are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, open-source? Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our holistic user interfaces and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will facilitate the power of front-end experiences to innovate. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring new applications? We understand that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to empower vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2B2C interactive, B2B2C backward-compatible, user-centric, bleeding-edge, virally-distributed data hygiene but our aptitude to architect. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? The capability to unleash perfectly leads to the capability to actualize holistically. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to enable transparently. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, efficient or to be B2C? Without well-chosen subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our global, leading-edge, customer-directed re-sizing but our aptitude to upgrade. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to mesh. We will architect the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"?