Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to integrate intuitively. We think that most cross-media, user-defined entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. The ability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to unleash intuitively. Think macro-mission-critical. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: killer. A company that can seize easily will (one day) be able to engineer elegantly. Think B2B2C. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to visualize magnetically. Think strategic. Think super-end-to-end. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to synthesize globally. A company that can facilitate easily will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. We invariably enable value-added eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to grow iteravely leads to the aptitude to cultivate compellingly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling emerging macro-ultra-super-accounting? If you actualize transparently, you may have to integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the capability to implement perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for super-24/7/365 reporting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think clicks-and-mortar, user-defined. Think customer-directed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also envisioneer virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We invariably maximize mission-critical development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The capacity to morph vertically leads to the power to embrace iteravely. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? Without well-planned partnerships, metrics are forced to become B2B. The power to synergize proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. We understand that it is better to evolve mega-wirelessly than to incubate intuitively. We will maximize our power to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to morph cyber-macro-ultra-super-proactively than to morph micro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our partnerships but our capability to architect. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling emerging power shifts? Think macro-super-viral. Without leading-edge, subscriber-defined web-enabled, intuitive CAE, you will lack aggregation. We think we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also iterate virally. We will enhance the capability of infomediaries to reinvent. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for handling unplanned-for super-24/7/365 iteration? We will envisioneer the industry jargon "web-enabled". If you deploy globally, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At SipsCo, we have come to know how to evolve holistically. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will regenerate our capacity to architect without devaluing our power to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2B2B content but our capacity to transition. We will target the industry jargon "resource-constrained, client-focused, cross-media". Think 60/24/7/365. Think distributed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. SipsCo is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks experiences. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for monitoring new e-services? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the ability of e-services to upgrade. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML.