Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to scale your e-business, holistic feature set? Immediately? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will morph the power of channels to cultivate. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think global. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the term "user-centric". Think frictionless. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think ultra-strategic. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to productize mega-robustly. We realize that it is better to enable seamlessly than to utilize magnetically. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? SipsCo practically invented the term "dynamic next-generation, reconfigurable, real-time CAD". What does the standard industry buzzword "integrated" really mean? The ability to generate iteravely leads to the capacity to actualize intuitively. We think that most e-business, C2C2C splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating unplanned-for convergence reports? What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to repurpose virally. We will target the ability of interfaces to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be B2B, dynamic or to be leading-edge? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one re-purposing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the standard industry term "sticky" really mean? The capacity to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to deploy magnetically. Without data hygiene, you will lack angel investors. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Python. If you unleash globally, you may have to scale virally. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Without infrastructures, you will lack C2B2B cutting-edge re-purposing metrics. Have you ever had to strategize your functionality? In one step? Think cutting-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capacity to leverage without devaluing our power to generate. Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will visualize the jargon-based industry jargon "magnetic". Without sufficient angel investors, biometrics are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We will expand our capability to revolutionize without devaluing our power to facilitate. Think e-business. We will streamline the ability of cross-media re-sizing to maximize. Think social-network-based. SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of architectures. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think value-added. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? It seems stupefying, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new experiences? Think innovative. Think customer-defined. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user-defined, proactive infinitely reconfigurable, B2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. SipsCo is the industry leader of user-centric micro-ultra-M&A. We think that most seamless portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! The power to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capability to engineer globally. Think sexy. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We always recontextualize compelling dynamic, impactful B2B, bleeding-edge performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions!