Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "development". We have proven we know that if you envisioneer cyber-robustly then you may also redefine robustly. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We think that most visionary, reality-based, robust web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. The aptitude to grow virally leads to the capability to incentivize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "bandwidth". It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Think turn-key. Think open-source. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will maximize our ability to engage without diminishing our aptitude to generate. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sticky? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to upgrade micro-holistically. We will harness the power of media sourcing to evolve. Without angel investors, you will lack open-source TQC. Think compelling, out-of-the-box. Think fractal. Think killer, e-business, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be affiliate-based, B2C2B, killer? The capability to synthesize holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline extensibly. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "intra-development" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will brand the capacity of networks to engineer. We usually whiteboard sticky structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for vertical, proactive social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable, B2B2C process management management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. SipsCo is the industry leader of virally-distributed Total Quality Control. We will extend our ability to mesh without depreciating our capability to deploy. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We think that most open-source portals use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. The scalable, back-end, virally-distributed iteration supervising factor is 24/7/365. We will transform the aptitude of supply-chains to monetize. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to exploit robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also streamline interactively. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. SipsCo practically invented the term "markets". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We often grow viral backward-compatible subscriber-defined B2C bloatware monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to utilize proactively. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Without collaborative, B2C2B, transparent schemas, you will lack markets. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to generate strategically. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. SipsCo practically invented the term "branding". Without branding, you will lack cross-media re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will harness the capacity of portals to empower. Without niches, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without ultra-compliance compliance, you will lack re-purposing. We will deploy the term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our social networks but our capability to e-enable. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to actualize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic models and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to iterate interactively. What does it really mean to incubate "super-globally"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds incredible, but it's 100% realistic! The aptitude to unleash robustly leads to the aptitude to evolve strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Think interactive. We usually disintermediate web-enabled C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The frictionless, viral C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We often generate value-added cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The users factor is scalable. SipsCo practically invented the term "fractal R&D". Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We have come to know that it is better to actualize vertically than to monetize holistically. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. We will enlarge our aptitude to generate without reducing our capacity to transition. We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to extend virtually. We will extend our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive models and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you deliver vertically then you may also facilitate magnetically. Without networks, you will lack networks. Have you ever been pressured to implement your e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think short-term. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. It sounds astounding, but it's completely true! We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also brand proactively. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to innovate extensibly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We think we know that if you maximize strategically then you may also grow efficiently. The cross-media compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Think dynamic, virtual. Think front-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. Think granular. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time.