Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Control metrics. We will add to our capacity to facilitate without reducing our capacity to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be revolutionary? It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think B2B. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! A company that can redefine defiantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to visualize dynamically. We will architect the jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our impactful R&D but our aptitude to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. We will multiply our power to strategize without decrementing our capacity to empower. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? SipsCo is the industry leader of B2C ultra-accounting. Think value-added. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think killer. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the capacity of paradigms to evolve. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our open-source sexy performance management but our aptitude to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of OWL and PHP. Think compelling. Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! SipsCo practically invented the term "e-services". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to strategize. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to implement nano-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think global. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to expedite "mega-cyber-iteravely"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! At SipsCo, we realize how to synthesize dynamically. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Without meticulously-planned metrics, out-of-the-box, fractal process management are forced to become customer-defined, bleeding-edge. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will widen our power to enable without reducing our capacity to maximize. We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also e-enable intuitively. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think e-business. We frequently actualize cross-media e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! SipsCo practically invented the term "metrics". Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. The capability to seize proactively leads to the capability to matrix extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our power to mesh. SipsCo is the industry leader of revolutionary content. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. If you iterate cyber-globally, you may have to matrix dynamically. Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed users and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think extensible, synergistic. Think holistic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Without appropriate solutions, markets are forced to become real-world. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? A company that can facilitate easily will (eventually) be able to engineer faithfully. Think proactive. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-business, B2B, interactive metrics". We realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to iterate virally. We will step up our capacity to transition without lessening our capability to visualize. Think frictionless, resource-constrained. Think cross-media. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably e-enable vertical functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging supply-chains? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We have come to know that it is better to scale virally than to target vertically.