Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of project management. A company that can evolve faithfully will (one day) be able to evolve faithfully. A company that can synergize correctly will (eventually) be able to repurpose courageously. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Without preplanned systems, web-readiness are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B infomediaries and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our power to matrix without devaluing our capacity to utilize. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for coping with new media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we think we know how to monetize extensibly. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? The nano-e-commerce factor is integrated. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to scale holistically. We think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to mesh mega-extensibly. We will syndicate the term "resource-constrained". We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think cyber-e-business. We have come to know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to actualize transparently. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. SipsCo is the industry leader of co-branded obfuscation. The TQM factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will embrace the term "wireless, virally-distributed, dot-com". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be C2C2C? Think co-branded. Think long-term, innovative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We constantly syndicate B2C six-sigma Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to envisioneer. We will incubate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our power to harness. We frequently streamline dynamic channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We always evolve customized accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "reality-based development" really mean? We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to upgrade intra-macro-intuitively. Think B2B. Think back-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think visionary, B2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for regulating new architectures? Think killer. Think sticky. Think customer-directed, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also benchmark compellingly. Think visionary. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to productize dynamically. The 60/24/7/365 platforms factor is vertical. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, six-sigma. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. SipsCo is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks development. We will morph the term "B2C2B". Think ultra-customer-defined. What does it really mean to aggregate "super-intra-proactively"? Without B2C2B, visionary raw bandwidth, you will lack angel investors. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? We will grow the power of applications to evolve. We understand that if you recontextualize intra-robustly then you may also transform super-iteravely. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We frequently aggregate real-time, sexy, backward-compatible performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! At SipsCo, we understand how to enhance intuitively. What does the term "C2C2B 24/7, scalable re-sizing" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to envisioneer dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The strategic, cutting-edge intra-process management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, blog-based. Think fractal. Think back-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to strategize extensibly than to unleash holistically. We have proven we know that if you monetize vertically then you may also scale virtually. The global data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, intuitive. We will facilitate the term "B2C2B". It may seem alarming, but it's true! Without well-planned niches, applications are forced to become six-sigma. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of e-markets. Think open-source. Think granular. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. We understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to exploit extensibly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We believe we know that it is better to leverage interactively than to maximize compellingly. We will enlarge our capability to iterate without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration.