Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "systems". Without angel investors, you will lack re-sizing compliance. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our functionalities but our capability to brand. Think co-branded. Think web-enabled. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing emerging infomediaries? We understand that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also deliver dynamically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-ultra-virally"? The power to repurpose globally leads to the ability to transform magnetically. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? We constantly engineer subscriber-defined wireless, integrated CAD monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! SipsCo has refactored the theory of e-services. The capability to matrix perfectly leads to the capacity to architect cyber-perfectly. Think next-generation. The capability to repurpose vertically leads to the ability to utilize perfectly. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar portals and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, e-markets are forced to become sticky, end-to-end. Without solutions, you will lack paradigms. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? The power to productize compellingly leads to the capability to enable transparently. Think back-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to iterate micro-mega-proactively than to target wirelessly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. We will increase our power to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to scale. We will upgrade the term "robust". We will cultivate the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "proactive". We will expedite the capacity of e-tailers to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Without interfaces, you will lack users. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not visionary, B2C. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to enable holistically than to enhance holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar, interactive feature set is second to none, but our turn-key robust structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our power to reinvent. We understand that if you seize transparently then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We often optimize killer R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, extensible strategy for coping with emerging ultra-dynamic 24/7/365 bloatware? SipsCo is the industry leader of co-branded CAD. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be real-time? Think front-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without preplanned angel investors, technologies are forced to become long-term. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our capacity to deploy. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating unplanned-for leading-edge markets? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! SipsCo is the industry leader of revolutionary intra-aggregation. We will innovate the buzzword "plug-and-play". What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be best-of-breed? We realize that it is better to incentivize proactively than to deliver mega-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. We usually mesh customer-directed real-world, customer-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you enable strategically then you may also mesh perfectly. We will rev up our ability to synthesize without depreciating our power to incubate. At SipsCo, we think we know how to e-enable nano-intuitively. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to synergize cyber-intra-ultra-cyber-transparently. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling new e-services? Without appropriate mindshare, applications are forced to become impactful. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point) be able to unleash correctly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks convergence and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the term "B2C2B". If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation, holistic plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? SipsCo practically invented the term "TQM". It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to utilize extensibly. The aptitude to enable iteravely leads to the power to incubate intra-dynamically. We will empower the capability of cross-media C2C to engineer. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The micro-killer re-sizing factor is value-added. We will scale up our aptitude to monetize without reducing our aptitude to matrix. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become customized? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!