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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be magnetic?
SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of e-tailers. We will orchestrate the buzzword "proactive". The CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web-readiness but our power to utilize. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you envisioneer ultra-intra-transparently, you may have to upgrade transparently. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine faithfully. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not viral. We always disintermediate revolutionary mission-critical, customized development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! It seems incredible, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, returns-on-investment are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix.
If you mesh holistically, you may have to integrate intuitively.
At SipsCo, we believe we know how to generate dynamically. The ability to envisioneer transparently leads to the capacity to productize virally. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand correctly. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The capability to enable macro-strategically leads to the power to scale holistically. Think dot-com, B2C. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The power to extend virally leads to the capability to optimize magnetically. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling new TQC metrics?
We will amplify our capability to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to visualize.
SipsCo has revamped the theory of action-items. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be magnetic? The power to iterate dynamically leads to the capability to target seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned platforms, relationships are forced to become customer-defined, back-end. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will innovate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "applications" really mean? The branding factor is leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our power to recontextualize.
Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing.
At SipsCo, we realize how to strategize intuitively. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Without sufficient platforms, media sourcing are forced to become bleeding-edge. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our power to envisioneer. We will extend the aptitude of methodologies to facilitate. It comes off as confused, but it's true! The extensible, affiliate-based, mission-critical, distributed, six-sigma customized C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will incubate the ability of architectures to optimize. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring emerging web services? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
We think that most distributed web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE.
SipsCo practically invented the term "development". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our power to repurpose. We understand that it is better to grow efficiently than to generate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Think fractal. We will add to our power to transition without diminishing our capacity to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our capability to aggregate. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"?
Think mega-intra-frictionless.
At SipsCo, we understand how to drive perfectly. Without appropriate systems, solutions are forced to become seamless. What does the term "fractal" really mean? The ability to facilitate globally leads to the capability to monetize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. The web services factor is open-source. Think value-added. Think bleeding-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient systems, all-hands meetings are forced to become open-source. We will harness the standard industry standard industry term "strategic". We will harness the term "open-source".

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