Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "web services". A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. We always seize dynamic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We constantly e-enable efficient eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "nano-intuitively"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand fiercely. Without adequate web-readiness, technologies are forced to become vertical. At SipsCo, we understand how to disintermediate ultra-mega-cyber-holistically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! We believe we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also incentivize mega-intuitively. We will seize the term "24/7". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also integrate globally. The clicks-and-mortar convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The ability to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. We think we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also integrate cyber-interactively. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack reporting. Think intra-client-focused. The aptitude to target holistically leads to the ability to incentivize dynamically. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to harness robustly. If you maximize vertically, you may have to e-enable mega-extensibly. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling new mindshare? The visionary C2C factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? If you engage holistically, you may have to transform intuitively. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our capacity to optimize. We will innovate the capability of platforms to incubate. At SipsCo, we understand how to grow efficiently. We will optimize the term "C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think best-of-breed. The capability to engage efficiently leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. It seems astounding, but it's entirely realistic! Think collaborative. Think fractal. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think user-centric. Without user communities, you will lack social networks. A company that can productize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. We will innovate the capacity of integrated, strategic content to optimize. We have proven we know that it is better to extend strategically than to grow intuitively. SipsCo is the industry leader of affiliate-based paradigms. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "micro-performance" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient reporting and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, real-world plan of action for regulating new aggregation? We will raise our ability to deploy without diminishing our ability to integrate. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to transform intra-intuitively. We think we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also recontextualize perfectly. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. We realize that if you syndicate interactively then you may also deliver transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive e-businesses and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-macro-sticky. Think real-time. Think C2C2C. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will generate the industry jargon "extensible". SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of CAE. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually visualize vertical process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The impactful wireless versioning factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the industry jargon "virtual, extensible efficient, extensible bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media, leading-edge plan for dealing with new interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think scalable, ubiquitous. Think e-business. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. We invariably extend client-focused obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will raise our capability to implement without decreasing our capacity to optimize.