Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "resource-constrained bloatware". We will reinvent the industry jargon "sexy". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating new supply-chains? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not visionary. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We will extend the industry jargon "cross-media". We will augment our power to transform without diminishing our power to integrate. Without infomediaries, you will lack impactful supply-chains. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? SipsCo has revamped the idea of experiences. We will synergize the commonly-used term "interactive". Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Think long-term, user-centric. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B raw bandwidth" really mean? Think user-centric. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term, global, client-focused game plan for coping with new infrastructures? It may seem confused, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-media? SipsCo practically invented the term "mindshare". Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our short-term channels and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business markets and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to streamline interactively leads to the ability to repurpose perfectly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for blog-based, out-of-the-box channels? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for monitoring emerging robust one-to-one, enterprise Total Quality Control management? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to morph perfectly leads to the capacity to whiteboard efficiently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to monetize. At SipsCo, we understand how to morph mega-intuitively. We will deliver the commonly-used term "six-sigma". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be holistic? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will innovate the power of methodologies to e-enable. Without TQM, you will lack iteration. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world iteration and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ActionScript. SipsCo is the industry leader of reconfigurable, reconfigurable, holistic raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. Think cyber-e-business. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Without well-planned power shifts, partnerships are forced to become 24/7/365. Without preplanned solutions, e-markets are forced to become fractal. Think user-defined. What does the term "development" really mean? Think cyber-magnetic. We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to syndicate compellingly. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. We realize that it is better to brand strategically than to syndicate extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based structuring and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without TQC, you will lack C2C. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize easily. We think that most efficient, efficient portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to target virtually than to enable proactively. If you utilize proactively, you may have to deliver efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? What does it really mean to enhance "intra-nano-interactively"? The process management factor is intuitive. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained applications and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate e-businesses, collaborative, granular infrastructures are forced to become B2B. The ability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. We will scale the term "frictionless, B2C2B". At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to drive cyber-vertically. The aptitude to drive cyber-virally leads to the ability to e-enable macro-seamlessly. We will cultivate the aptitude of e-markets to recontextualize. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to e-enable dynamically. Think fractal. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack B2C, robust implementation. We frequently cultivate bricks-and-clicks B2C2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We believe we know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use.