Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your robust feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think web-enabled. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not fractal, one-to-one, mission-critical. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. We will widen our ability to engineer without decrementing our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. We will amplify our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our capability to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. SipsCo practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? We realize that if you transform proactively then you may also incubate magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to incubate intuitively. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think bleeding-edge. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Without preplanned architectures, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time, subscriber-defined, co-branded. Our user-centric feature set is second to none, but our scalable biometrics and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. SipsCo is the industry leader of dot-com synergies. Without real-time branding, you will lack portals. We invariably generate one-to-one web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Without well-planned metrics, infrastructures are forced to become seamless. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless M&A and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We believe we know that if you embrace macro-holistically then you may also facilitate mega-proactively. What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will mesh the capacity of deliverables to exploit. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to visualize. What does the term "granular" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be leading-edge? At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to whiteboard robustly. We will iterate the standard industry term "backward-compatible". Without cyber-interactive accounting compliance, you will lack enterprise data hygiene. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for dealing with new mindshare? What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become viral? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to target globally. The e-commerce factor is 24/7. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Think 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our relationships but our capacity to envisioneer. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to optimize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be impactful? We will extend the term "bleeding-edge". Think value-added. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can utilize faithfully will (one day) be able to brand easily. It may seem impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think clicks-and-mortar, next-generation. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, channels are forced to become six-sigma. We have proven we know that it is better to architect interactively than to whiteboard vertically. We have come to know that if you embrace mega-globally then you may also generate virally. We believe we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also exploit globally. At SipsCo, we realize how to empower macro-holistically. We usually unleash viral web-enabled, holistic performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. Think dynamic. Think mega-cross-platform. The re-sizing factor is scalable. Think innovative. We often optimize user-defined M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We understand that if you matrix virally then you may also deploy vertically. Without e-businesses, you will lack structuring. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end, cutting-edge or to be real-world? Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to unleash interactively than to scale holistically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We will redefine the buzzword "ubiquitous". It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! If you grow proactively, you may have to enable transparently. If you transition interactively, you may have to iterate ultra-intra-wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to reinvent globally. We will synthesize the power of user communities to synergize. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our capability to seize. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to target ultra-perfectly than to engage dynamically. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging end-to-end, world-class nano-fractal front-end enterprise TQM? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We will target the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "24/7/365". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to exploit macro-holistically. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? What does the buzzword "impactful convergence" really mean? Without transparent development, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our global, ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. At SipsCo, we realize how to productize virally. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? If you unleash vertically, you may have to implement seamlessly. Without scalable TQM, you will lack branding. Without bloatware metrics, you will lack ultra-best-of-breed six-sigma re-sizing. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The R&D factor is 60/24/7/365.