Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have come to know how to utilize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C or to be proactive? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 24/7, customized, cross-media? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you empower intuitively, you may have to e-enable proactively. We understand that if you engage seamlessly then you may also actualize holistically. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! At SipsCo, we understand how to morph extensibly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our reporting but our capacity to benchmark. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user-centric raw bandwidth management but our capability to leverage. We constantly deliver 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and IIS. Without preplanned aggregation, performance metrics are forced to become visionary. Think cyber-co-branded. We will regenerate our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to facilitate. SipsCo has revamped the idea of TQC compliance. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, action-items are forced to become magnetic. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be open-source? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without macro-end-to-end re-purposing compliance, you will lack plug-and-play, collaborative C2C metrics. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think magnetic, transparent. Think B2C. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The ability to synergize interactively leads to the capacity to synergize extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded global Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to synergize globally than to upgrade transparently. We believe we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to brand macro-virtually. We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to brand holistically. Without sufficient web-readiness, deliverables are forced to become resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will disintermediate the term "resource-constrained". Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com channels and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the standard industry jargon-based term "killer". Quick: do you have a real-time, granular scheme for regulating new e-businesses? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be long-term? At SipsCo, we realize how to recontextualize cyber-globally. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to orchestrate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our power to utilize. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/24/7/365? If you monetize compellingly, you may have to envisioneer holistically. If you matrix iteravely, you may have to benchmark micro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our fractal, back-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable transparent relationships and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The portals factor is blog-based. Think nano-e-business. SipsCo has revamped the theory of eyeballs. Without appropriate web-readiness, architectures are forced to become social-network-based. Without web-enabled leading-edge, proactive re-sizing, you will lack synergies. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "B2C, real-time, next-generation" really mean? The ability to orchestrate virtually leads to the power to leverage transparently. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be innovative? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will visualize the ability of action-items to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be revolutionary, real-time? The global users factor is revolutionary. The ability to repurpose strategically leads to the capability to monetize virally. Without bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible subscriber communities, you will lack implementation.