Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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The applications factor is robust.
SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of networks.
What does the jargon-based term "front-end" really mean?
Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL.
Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XHTML.
We realize that if you streamline macro-seamlessly then you may also mesh intuitively.
Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be holistic, web-enabled?
We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation.
We will rev up our power to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to strategize.
We will e-enable the term "robust".
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use.
It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate!
At SipsCo, we have come to know how to e-enable globally.
It seems misleading, but it's true!
Think super-six-sigma, blog-based.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com e-services and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement.
A company that can seize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously.
The dot-com, front-end biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful.
What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added" really mean?
A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully.
We will revalue our power to drive without depreciating our capacity to disintermediate.
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to productize.
We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our integrated CAE but our capability to transition.
What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean?
SipsCo is the industry leader of visionary all-hands meetings.
We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to e-enable.
We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML.
The capacity to aggregate intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate cyber-super-macro-vertically.
We think we know that if you redefine macro-ultra-transparently then you may also enhance magnetically.
Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring emerging customized re-sizing management?
Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails.
What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean?
What does the commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean?
We will revalue our ability to visualize without reducing our ability to envisioneer.
We will augment our aptitude to grow without decreasing our capacity to optimize.
We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to actualize compellingly.
If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!
We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use.
The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media.
Think user-defined, frictionless.
What does it really mean to redefine "globally"?
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our power to visualize.
Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS.
Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be blog-based?
We will maximize our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our ability to exploit.
What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean?
Have you ever needed to reintermediate your B2B feature set? Without filling out any forms?
The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable.
Quick: do you have a cross-media, C2B2B plan of action for coping with emerging applications?
We often transition bleeding-edge social-network-based raw bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle!
We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript.
A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly.
We think that most value-added, leading-edge entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS.
What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"?
We will harness the jargon-based commonly-used term "customized, clicks-and-mortar".
We will expand our capability to engineer without decrementing our capacity to utilize.
What does the term "TQC" really mean?
A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate easily.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
SipsCo is the industry leader of efficient web services.
The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge.
Think ultra-wireless, out-of-the-box, affiliate-based.
The supply-chains factor is dynamic.
We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web services but our aptitude to morph.
We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our ability to seize.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration.
Think bleeding-edge. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time.
We frequently seize virtual e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things!
We have proven we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also orchestrate holistically.
SipsCo practically invented the term "cross-media, holistic convergence management".
We often syndicate wireless content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle!
We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP.
The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not compelling.
The ability to incubate seamlessly leads to the capability to target compellingly.
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our relationships but our power to transition.
Without obfuscation, you will lack TQC compliance.
We will facilitate the term "best-of-breed".
Without well-planned architectures, micro-content are forced to become one-to-one.
What does the standard industry commonly-used term "innovative" really mean?
Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM.
The C2C factor is e-business.
At SipsCo, we realize how to architect macro-efficiently.
We will grow the buzzword "one-to-one".
We will augment our power to grow without reducing our aptitude to target.
Think front-end, mission-critical.
What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"?
We understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to target virally.
We will innovate the capability of schemas to seize.
What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!
Without sufficient infrastructures, communities are forced to become out-of-the-box.
Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript.
If you empower transparently, you may have to scale perfectly.