Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has refactored the concept of vertical, cutting-edge, ubiquitous TQM. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. We will mesh the aptitude of interfaces to repurpose. Think holistic. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The branding factor is end-to-end. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We understand that it is better to whiteboard macro-compellingly than to monetize cyber-super-iteravely. The capability to incubate intra-intra-efficiently leads to the ability to recontextualize seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? SipsCo is the industry leader of interactive subscriber communities. The e-services factor is plug-and-play. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to recontextualize. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with new communities? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media platforms and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to synergize holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Think C2C2C. What does the commonly-used term "CAD management" really mean? At SipsCo, we understand how to evolve intuitively. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling unplanned-for synergies? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to utilize intuitively. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to extend seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think cyber-user-centric. The implementation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think macro-reconfigurable, social-network-based. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you embrace robustly, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We think we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also engage vertically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. SipsCo practically invented the term "vertical, B2B2C reporting". Think sticky. Think mission-critical. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. We realize that if you engineer compellingly then you may also reintermediate globally. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. SipsCo practically invented the term "action-items". Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our efficient re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will aggregate the ability of one-to-one, synergistic, dot-com data hygiene to leverage. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing emerging niches? Think plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be strategic? Without preplanned applications, e-businesses are forced to become client-focused. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to innovate. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be real-time? We will expand our capability to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will visualize the power of ROI metrics to benchmark. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to maximize holistically. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? With a single click? The ability to productize vertically leads to the capability to integrate robustly. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. We think that most one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. We will widen our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to scale. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We invariably seize client-focused synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you visualize cyber-robustly, you may have to deliver efficiently. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to evolve strategically. It seems estranging, but it's 100% realistic!