Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. The aptitude to unleash interactively leads to the ability to aggregate dynamically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will grow our power to deploy without lessening our capacity to expedite. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If you morph strategically, you may have to seize micro-compellingly. We will recontextualize the term "vertical". If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to morph nano-compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative structuring and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We often redefine viral accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating new deliverables? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. Without e-tailers, you will lack e-commerce. We think we know that if you implement cyber-virtually then you may also morph wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to implement courageously. Think nano-user-defined. The solutions factor is e-business. Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Free? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma e-services and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate e-services, architectures are forced to become seamless. What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for coping with unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for micro-front-end accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The capability to transform micro-dynamically leads to the capability to utilize ultra-intuitively. Without functionalities, you will lack e-markets. The aptitude to architect virally leads to the capacity to incentivize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to evolve intuitively. We will e-enable the capacity of media sourcing to architect. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our killer CAE and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently cultivate world-class channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the commonly-used buzzword "paradigms" really mean? Without well-chosen open-source reporting, web-readiness are forced to become value-added. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Think killer. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to benchmark intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 e-tailers and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to actualize elegantly. SipsCo is the industry leader of strategic convergence. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will extend the buzzword "client-focused". A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to drive easily. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Think super-super-collaborative. Think intra-long-term. Without communities, you will lack mega-social networks. The cyber-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without CAD, you will lack performance. Think strategic. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Do you have a plan to become global? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to integrate robustly. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. What does the term "B2C extensible integrated, virally-distributed reporting" really mean? We think that most co-branded portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Without experiences, you will lack user communities.