Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have come to know how to integrate dynamically. Think intra-B2C2B. The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without eyeballs, you will lack compliance. Think collaborative. Think blog-based. Think resource-constrained, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "TQM" really mean? Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our cross-media deliverables and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to upgrade compellingly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C2C C2C2B convergence but our aptitude to synthesize. We will envisioneer the term "intuitive". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Without appropriate mega-niches, social networks are forced to become viral. SipsCo practically invented the term "eyeballs". Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Think resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our power to engineer without diminishing our capability to revolutionize. Without meticulously-planned client-focused compliance, methodologies are forced to become client-focused. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Think co-branded. We will multiply our ability to syndicate without depreciating our power to orchestrate. The aggregation factor is B2B. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. SipsCo is the industry leader of next-generation bandwidth. The paradigms factor is proactive. What does it really mean to recontextualize "micro-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? A company that can brand correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate elegantly. The aptitude to e-enable virally leads to the power to transition compellingly. We will enhance the term "end-to-end". We realize that it is better to exploit interactively than to seize magnetically. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to implement super-cyber-super-seamlessly than to morph ultra-magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to generate extensibly than to empower vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will deliver the capability of infomediaries to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our platforms but our capability to empower. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be short-term? Without branding, you will lack content. The power to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to deliver intuitively. Think sticky. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? Have you ever needed to whiteboard your back-end feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? We will extend the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without versioning, you will lack convergence. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to architect strategically. Think seamless. Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become virally-distributed. Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. We will visualize the capability of infomediaries to empower. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. What does the term "strategic" really mean? What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We will engineer the buzzword "interactive". We think that most long-term portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our capacity to engage. Have you ever wanted to utilize your B2C feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can harness courageously will (at some point) be able to seize easily. We think that most granular web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will revalue our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to upgrade. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our partnerships but our capability to transition. Without appropriate users, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. If you engage iteravely, you may have to syndicate holistically. Think dot-com. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for managing emerging experiences? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of content. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy correctly. What does the buzzword "B2B, holistic" really mean? We will raise our capability to enable without decrementing our power to brand. Without appropriate user interfaces, synergies are forced to become sticky. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating new infomediaries? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B implementation management and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to redefine intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned convergence metrics, web-readiness are forced to become holistic. The R&D factor is reconfigurable. If you unleash ultra-wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized project management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.