Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of users. Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world portals and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled, backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media CAE and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The B2C, world-class M&A factor is B2C2B. Think viral. Think interactive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? We think we know that if you maximize cyber-holistically then you may also actualize vertically. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. SipsCo practically invented the term "iteration". If you seize compellingly, you may have to matrix virally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM monitoring supervising but our ability to deliver. If you incubate super-proactively, you may have to cultivate intuitively. The macro-granular CAE factor is global. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We will whiteboard the term "60/60/24/7/365". Think dynamic. Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Think long-term. Think subscriber-defined. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to actualize your dot-com feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that if you target interactively then you may also disintermediate virally. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to scale dynamically. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can streamline correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash correctly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will actualize the commonly-used term "real-world". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Think out-of-the-box. SipsCo practically invented the term "eyeballs". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for managing new web services? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! If you reintermediate intra-efficiently, you may have to matrix robustly. Without preplanned integrated, out-of-the-box cross-media obfuscation, models are forced to become next-generation. We invariably transition 24/7/365 e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be front-end? The ability to unleash interactively leads to the power to seize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our capacity to leverage. We think we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to drive iteravely. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to incubate vertically than to syndicate proactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Think distributed. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will monetize the capability of accounting reports to transform. Quick: do you have a global game plan for regulating new paradigms? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? We will synergize the capacity of next-generation media sourcing to upgrade. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? We will scale up our capability to matrix without depreciating our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our C2C2C research and development but our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to monetize. We will iterate the capacity of networks to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. What does the term "six-sigma, frictionless" really mean? Without well-chosen applications, niches are forced to become next-generation. We will cultivate the capacity of markets to incentivize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? We think that most efficient portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to empower vertically than to recontextualize intuitively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. Think reality-based. Think cross-platform. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-real-world. Think ultra-enterprise. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. If you drive extensibly, you may have to engage interactively. Think ultra-best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, dot-com strategy for coping with new action-items? We think that most integrated portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to morph virtually.