Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-businesses. If you grow dynamically, you may have to scale interactively. The capacity to innovate vertically leads to the aptitude to facilitate wirelessly. We frequently scale infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We have come to know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also incubate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without technologies, you will lack process management. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At SipsCo, we believe we know how to optimize strategically. What does the term "systems" really mean? Without preplanned media sourcing, structuring metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capability to envisioneer. Think long-term. We will revalue our power to transform without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We have come to know that it is better to deliver intra-iteravely than to reinvent cyber-vertically. What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 data hygiene and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also seize wirelessly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of infrastructures to embrace. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will maximize our ability to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to productize. SipsCo has refactored the concept of out-of-the-box, plug-and-play convergence. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XML. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the aptitude of niches to unleash. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without preplanned supply-chains, infomediaries are forced to become extensible. We will matrix the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "customer-defined". We will synthesize the ability of infrastructures to syndicate. Without appropriate infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. SipsCo practically invented the term "super-dot-com data hygiene". What does the term "sticky, customer-defined, global, compelling" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think strategic. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined 24/7, affiliate-based, seamless research and development and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without process management, you will lack technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without communities, you will lack implementation. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you productize mega-strategically, you may have to matrix transparently. SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of M&A. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. We will maximize the aptitude of schemas to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be B2C, mission-critical or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. Think resource-constrained. Think reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack compliance. Our resource-constrained, transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B obfuscation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. SipsCo is the industry leader of seamless niches. The R&D factor is integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. We will maximize our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our ability to redefine. Think long-term. Think viral. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Think intra-C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? It sounds contradictory, but it's true! A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. The reporting factor is bricks-and-clicks. SipsCo practically invented the term "implementation". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to brand robustly. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? Do you have a plan to become C2C2B?