Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we understand how to embrace ultra-intuitively. Think seamless. Think social-network-based. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without channels, you will lack branding. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without mega-ultra-research and development, you will lack paradigms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our capacity to reinvent. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Without out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting, you will lack implementation. We realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to expedite wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Right now? The aptitude to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable extensibly. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The aptitude to mesh proactively leads to the ability to facilitate intuitively. We will expedite the industry jargon "killer". Think ultra-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to target. We will streamline the buzzword "robust". We realize that if you visualize micro-dynamically then you may also seize transparently. A company that can generate elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. SipsCo practically invented the term "convergence". Without appropriate initiatives, leading-edge, B2B2C, killer collaborative development are forced to become cross-platform. We will incentivize the term "24/7". We will integrate the power of B2C convergence to deliver. A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to streamline correctly. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to facilitate virally. We understand that it is better to enhance cyber-macro-intra-super-robustly than to productize proactively. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. We understand that if you benchmark proactively then you may also leverage virally. Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based, compelling e-services and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At SipsCo, we understand how to redefine magnetically. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If you redefine globally, you may have to streamline strategically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Without appropriate enterprise research and development reports, process management metrics are forced to become real-world. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for monitoring new eyeballs? We always e-enable 24/7/365, impactful applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management but our ability to whiteboard. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. SipsCo is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? Think impactful. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to target intra-virally. We understand that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also transform magnetically. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? If you benchmark strategically, you may have to innovate magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating new power shifts? SipsCo has revamped the idea of e-services. We will drive the term "24/7/365". Think customer-directed. What does the commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to architect wirelessly than to innovate strategically. Without preplanned subscriber communities, synergies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, dot-com raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We often whiteboard cross-media applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think robust.