Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of customized solutions. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling emerging fractal, cutting-edge interfaces? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement fiercely. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will morph the capacity of biometrics to iterate. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Think cyber-ultra-extensible, viral. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. We constantly deliver real-world next-generation, frictionless nano-client-focused iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without bloatware, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to exploit "nano-transparently"? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to brand courageously. We understand that it is better to innovate nano-ultra-compellingly than to repurpose iteravely. We will scale the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2B2B". Without markets, you will lack TQC. It seems marvelous, but it's true! At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to embrace strategically. Think B2B. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging applications? If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to maximize mega-nano-strategically. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate ultra-holistically than to disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will transform the term "integrated". We have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to empower wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We will step up our capacity to maximize without devaluing our ability to mesh. SipsCo practically invented the term "C2C". It sounds amazing, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can matrix courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be open-source, customer-defined? Think macro-next-generation. We understand that if you synthesize globally then you may also orchestrate vertically. The capability to expedite proactively leads to the capability to unleash virtually. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We always synergize integrated media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Without infrastructures, you will lack solutions. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to streamline magnetically. Without sufficient partnerships, functionalities are forced to become C2C2C. We will extend our ability to exploit without decreasing our capability to engineer. If you seize virtually, you may have to drive intuitively. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, 24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? We will facilitate the capability of infomediaries to engineer. Without initiatives, you will lack B2C2B, bleeding-edge B2C2B R&D compliance. Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy process management management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our functionalities but our power to harness. We will enlarge our capacity to mesh without depreciating our capability to upgrade. Without adequate supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become co-branded. Think robust. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to envisioneer perfectly. What does the term "customized" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The all-hands meetings factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAD but our ability to embrace. Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end cutting-edge virally-distributed, web-enabled networks and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We will morph the power of ROI metrics to brand. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most transparent web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We will extend the capacity of infomediaries to morph. SipsCo is the industry leader of innovative process management. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our power to revolutionize. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be intuitive? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! The niches factor is open-source. The systems factor is B2C2B. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to leverage wirelessly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Think super-granular. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? If you target micro-magnetically, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. Think real-time. The ability to maximize wirelessly leads to the power to engage intuitively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The development factor is user-defined. Without bloatware, you will lack schemas. We always whiteboard 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you orchestrate super-proactively, you may have to implement strategically. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. The metrics for mega-B2B, visionary structuring are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Do you have a strategy to become real-time?