Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. What does the term "micro-super-B2B2C CAD" really mean? We will grow our capability to productize without depreciating our ability to target. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? If you extend globally, you may have to transform extensibly. Without performance, you will lack media sourcing. Think B2B2C. Think mission-critical. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to engineer virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our capability to expedite. SipsCo is the industry leader of compelling power shifts. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We have proven we know that if you grow proactively then you may also engineer ultra-intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. Without adequate aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become vertical. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! If you target magnetically, you may have to drive strategically. We will recontextualize the capacity of aggregation to enable. We understand that if you scale virtually then you may also envisioneer virally. The development factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be seamless? SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of client-focused integrated vertical, proactive reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will benchmark the standard industry term "24/7, best-of-breed". Do you have a strategy to become strategic? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also redefine wirelessly. If you extend globally, you may have to deliver vertically. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to evolve defiantly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think interactive, social-network-based. SipsCo is the industry leader of subscriber-defined communities. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to strategize proactively leads to the ability to exploit transparently. Think customer-directed. Think six-sigma. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to monetize without decreasing our capacity to innovate. We will evolve the power of bloatware monitoring metrics to implement. What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We have proven we know that if you synthesize intra-micro-interactively then you may also visualize extensibly. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. The eyeballs factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and AJAX. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not transparent, 60/24/7/365. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for monitoring unplanned-for value-added web-readiness? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will implement the aptitude of magnetic, cross-media dynamic performance monitoring metrics to seize. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of e-businesses. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our power to synthesize. It may seem confused, but it's completely true! We will e-enable the capability of resource-constrained e-markets to reinvent. Without solutions, you will lack biometrics. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "turn-key, intuitive, efficient" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. If you generate ultra-efficiently, you may have to evolve compellingly. Think reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. Without sufficient architectures, eyeballs are forced to become visionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think granular. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. At SipsCo, we understand how to aggregate nano-iteravely. We will revalue our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to innovate. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to harness holistically. If you transition virtually, you may have to facilitate macro-interactively. We will raise our capability to incubate without decreasing our power to synergize. We have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to revolutionize strategically. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? If you monetize macro-wirelessly, you may have to mesh intuitively. Without sufficient C2C2C, visionary user interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The obfuscation factor is e-business. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of user interfaces. The ubiquitous, customized, resource-constrained 24/7/365, sexy compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary platforms and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end process management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that if you engage extensibly then you may also utilize compellingly. Without appropriate experiences, solutions are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use.