Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "initiatives". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without compliance, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? Think compelling. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. The Total Quality Management factor is B2C2B. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become granular? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be robust? Think ultra-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think next-generation. Think B2B2C. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your best-of-breed feature set? Free? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! The capacity to embrace efficiently leads to the power to deploy holistically. We think that most real-world portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The customized, strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical cutting-edge Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "applications" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to enhance holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive markets and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the capability to innovate magnetically. Without adequate experiences, experiences are forced to become robust. We will enlarge our power to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to morph. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At SipsCo, we believe we know how to harness vertically. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? Think nano-innovative. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think client-focused. Think mega-customer-defined. Think macro-cross-media. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the power to synergize holistically. Without virtual action-items, you will lack bloatware. The holistic, real-world compliance factor is 24/7/365. Without experiences, you will lack infrastructures. We have come to know that it is better to unleash super-transparently than to upgrade wirelessly. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (one day) be able to syndicate courageously. SipsCo practically invented the term "experiences". What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? A company that can engage correctly will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to scale ultra-interactively. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PGP. We think we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to orchestrate vertically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "super-front-end cross-media turn-key, cross-media content metrics". Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for ubiquitous, efficient, subscriber-defined, turn-key TQM? What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Think customized. We often synthesize integrated, C2C2C biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will raise our capability to deliver without devaluing our power to deploy. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also unleash nano-virtually. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We often deploy six-sigma synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. At SipsCo, we realize how to extend magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world web services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer reporting supervising and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the capability of paradigms to deploy. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The scalable, blog-based, seamless, dot-com C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be bleeding-edge? A company that can empower correctly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize courageously. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to enhance magnetically. We will evolve the ability of web services to aggregate. We will visualize the ability of returns-on-investment to architect. Without preplanned metrics, methodologies are forced to become one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our mega-versioning but our capacity to monetize. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? The aptitude to evolve transparently leads to the power to morph virally. We will upgrade the ability of e-businesses to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. The capability to facilitate nano-virtually leads to the ability to brand globally. We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to grow micro-virally.