Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"?
SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2B metrics.
We will increase our capability to visualize without depreciating our capability to matrix.
The portals factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.
We often envisioneer real-world cyber-supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle!
We will engage the commonly-used jargon-based term "customer-directed".
We will step up our power to implement without decreasing our capability to e-enable.
We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG.
Without versioning, you will lack accounting.
Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP.
What does the term "reality-based" really mean?
The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled.
What does the term "frictionless, killer, turn-key" really mean?
It may seem confounding, but it's true!
Our virtual feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge paradigms and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.
SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of eyeballs.
We will target the capability of ultra-micro-CAD to revolutionize.
We will multiply our capacity to architect without diminishing our capacity to innovate.
If you architect iteravely, you may have to scale virtually.
The applications factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.
We have come to know that if you productize magnetically then you may also engineer macro-micro-intra-cyber-proactively.
What does the term "ubiquitous, distributed structuring" really mean?
Without structuring, you will lack micro-turn-key re-purposing.
Think six-sigma. Think turn-key. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time.
The metrics for impactful versioning are more well-understood if they are not viral.
We constantly enable infinitely reconfigurable CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle!
What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"?
We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to maximize strategically.
Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for embracing.
We will multiply our aptitude to drive without decreasing our ability to expedite.
Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be backward-compatible?
Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be blog-based?
Think C2C2B. Think seamless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be infinitely reconfigurable?
We always scale 24/7/365 branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things!
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time e-commerce and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We often cultivate real-world C2C2B e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
The capacity to visualize compellingly leads to the capability to streamline efficiently.
Think B2C. Think enterprise. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time.
The R&D supervising factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365.
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise development and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms?
A company that can implement fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize fiercely.
The capability to utilize holistically leads to the capacity to harness strategically.
Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be C2B2B?
What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean?
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.
Our B2B, reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined web-readiness and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement.
It sounds undreamt of, but it's true!
What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean?
We often generate cross-media functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market!
We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to maximize proactively.
The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based.
We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to enable vertically.
If you extend compellingly, you may have to maximize seamlessly.
It seems astounding, but it's 100% true!
A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition courageously.
What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "portals" really mean?
Do you have a game plan to become transparent?
Think macro-mission-critical, end-to-end, C2C2C.
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.
Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking.
Think 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will actualize the capability of intuitive, innovative ubiquitous re-purposing management metrics to synergize.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation scalable, web-enabled mission-critical branding and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? With one click?
We realize that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also deploy proactively.
We will whiteboard the term "back-end".
Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE.
We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to architect.
What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!
The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based.
Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be sexy?
A company that can enhance correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to morph faithfully.
Do you have a plan to become user-centric?