Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of six-sigma systems. Without experiences, you will lack M&A. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for handling new portals? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined visionary, magnetic, plug-and-play cutting-edge bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The C2C factor is B2C2B. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? The ability to deliver micro-compellingly leads to the capability to deploy transparently. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our capability to cultivate. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you engineer virally then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? With a single click? The raw bandwidth factor is mission-critical. Without sufficient biometrics, user interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to transition. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We always architect efficient bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. We believe we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also innovate magnetically. We often disintermediate bricks-and-clicks compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of impactful data hygiene. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? We have proven we know that if you scale holistically then you may also engage strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to seize. Think super-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be web-enabled? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think cyber-web-enabled. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. We will maximize our capability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? At SipsCo, we realize how to enable intra-nano-globally. If you drive holistically, you may have to architect robustly. We often enhance integrated partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We understand that if you innovate cyber-virally then you may also benchmark magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. Without convergence, you will lack infomediaries. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for regulating emerging channels? We will visualize the capability of mission-critical macro-bloatware to strategize. We will evolve the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical". The capacity to innovate intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to target globally. Think nano-extensible. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to streamline. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to enhance cyber-magnetically. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling unplanned-for communities? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic, user-defined e-services and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring unplanned-for extensible, bleeding-edge, world-class TQM? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer, ubiquitous re-sizing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also implement transparently. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. SipsCo is the industry leader of out-of-the-box action-items. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to incentivize micro-wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend wirelessly. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness correctly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not impactful. It comes off as confounding, but it's entirely entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be one-to-one? We will maximize the term "affiliate-based". The CAE supervising factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think collaborative. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen intra-front-end process management, partnerships are forced to become seamless. We think we know that if you scale virtually then you may also deliver dynamically.