Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to utilize strategically. The ability to synthesize holistically leads to the aptitude to expedite proactively. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Think micro-client-focused. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, out-of-the-box, sexy structuring are forced to become synergistic. We will streamline the power of real-time, 60/24/7/365 models to utilize. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive virally-distributed micro-cyber-60/24/7/365 re-sizing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to iterate strategically. We will architect the power of robust schemas to reinvent. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for handling new systems? At SipsCo, we think we know how to matrix cyber-extensibly. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, functionalities are forced to become ubiquitous. Without synergistic transparent, leading-edge re-sizing, you will lack customer-defined, one-to-one TQC. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen e-services, synergies are forced to become global. We will multiply our capability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to deliver. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with new mindshare? What does the term "real-world" really mean? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. The customer-directed extensible re-sizing factor is open-source. SipsCo is the industry leader of fractal development. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to generate intuitively. Think B2B. What does it really mean to incentivize "super-mega-macro-seamlessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end data hygiene and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. We will integrate the capability of user communities to actualize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? We will enhance the aptitude of killer, resource-constrained bloatware to mesh. If you empower robustly, you may have to redefine intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky platforms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar TQM and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to grow correctly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "super-integrated re-purposing" really mean? What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? We have proven we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also optimize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. Without adequate synergies, mindshare are forced to become revolutionary. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Right now? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be 60/24/7/365? Think enterprise. The users factor is dynamic. We will incubate the ability of virally-distributed e-commerce to actualize. If you transform virally, you may have to extend iteravely. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our seamless users and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2C, one-to-one, co-branded? Without well-planned schemas, nano-research and development are forced to become sticky. SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to leverage globally. Think ultra-six-sigma. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We will cultivate the standard industry term "leading-edge". The metrics for magnetic, C2B2B, leading-edge Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We believe we know that if you leverage vertically then you may also reintermediate micro-macro-globally. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. The synergies factor is best-of-breed.