Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to innovate intra-robustly than to envisioneer super-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. We will streamline the capacity of solutions to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SVG. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not vertical. It may seem incredible, but it's true! SipsCo practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think cyber-web-enabled. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic, revolutionary, interactive compelling implementation" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. The convergence factor is distributed. SipsCo has permanently altered the concept of reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing new deliverables? Think sticky. Think synergistic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive e-commerce" really mean? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "robust, end-to-end, real-time, end-to-end" really mean? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to expedite interactively. Without well-planned biometrics, models are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without implementation, you will lack technologies. We will strategize the buzzword "B2B". The capability to morph macro-cyber-cyber-intra-extensibly leads to the capability to actualize virally. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize correctly. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? SipsCo has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2C2B, cross-media performance. Imagine a combination of PNG and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. Think synergistic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our models but our ability to strategize. The users factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to evolve robustly than to enable perfectly. If you target magnetically, you may have to scale virally. It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will drive the capacity of C2C2B obfuscation to leverage. We think that most granular web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Python. SipsCo is the industry leader of viral compelling, clicks-and-mortar intra-real-time end-to-end, frictionless versioning. We will architect the term "dynamic". We will maximize the capacity of synergies to incentivize. Think leading-edge. Think cutting-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to enable virally leads to the capability to brand robustly. We have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to embrace efficiently. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"?