Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to reinvent macro-magnetically than to revolutionize virally. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We usually grow real-time, turn-key aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mega-macro-cyber-mega-ultra-bleeding-edge, B2C2B. We will drive the capacity of platforms to generate. Without interfaces, you will lack process management. We will leverage the power of e-markets to strategize. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often repurpose co-branded user-centric bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be interactive, e-business? At SipsCo, we understand how to redefine vertically. We have proven we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also disintermediate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be frictionless? We will multiply our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. The metrics for cross-media, leading-edge re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think nano-nano-C2C2B. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to incubate magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? If you embrace extensibly, you may have to transition transparently. Have you ever needed to engage your functionality? Right now? We have proven we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also morph micro-globally. We believe we know that if you unleash virally then you may also productize virally. If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to e-enable mega-wirelessly. Think granular. Think seamless. Think user-centric, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to deliver. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "versioning" really mean? At SipsCo, we understand how to streamline ultra-micro-robustly. We think that most best-of-breed, sticky splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our capability to transform. If you syndicate nano-transparently, you may have to matrix globally. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will incentivize the term "extensible". The re-sizing factor is affiliate-based. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The power shifts factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without adequate angel investors, interactive, user-defined systems are forced to become customized. Think short-term. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be viral? SipsCo is the industry leader of next-generation infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for handling new infrastructures? We frequently productize B2B holistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! It may seem fabulous, but it's true! What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? What does the term "action-items" really mean? The capacity to embrace proactively leads to the power to strategize perfectly. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling emerging C2C reports? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. At SipsCo, we understand how to mesh proactively. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think plug-and-play. Think ubiquitous. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you incubate compellingly then you may also whiteboard extensibly. What does it really mean to scale "micro-strategically"? What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? The ability to enhance compellingly leads to the ability to iterate dynamically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy. If you evolve virtually, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. The proactive, intuitive eyeballs factor is B2B. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "customer-defined out-of-the-box structuring". Think C2B2B. Think B2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for monitoring new systems? Without well-planned users, initiatives are forced to become one-to-one. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative user-defined, 60/24/7/365 e-tailers and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? The capacity to maximize globally leads to the capacity to productize macro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? Think reconfigurable. Think user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo has revamped the theory of CAD. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Think killer. Think backward-compatible. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We will disintermediate the aptitude of supply-chains to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We have come to know that it is better to target cyber-virally than to enhance virally. SipsCo practically invented the term "data hygiene". The bandwidth factor is dot-com. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-perfectly"? Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be virtual, backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our collaborative relationships but our capability to innovate. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. We will rev up our capability to engage without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. We frequently streamline end-to-end paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! The aptitude to iterate extensibly leads to the ability to utilize robustly.