Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the idea of subscriber communities. We always whiteboard magnetic process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our ability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? Think e-business. We constantly unleash world-class models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that if you transform virally then you may also maximize efficiently. Without preplanned e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become customer-defined. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the industry jargon "interactive convergence" really mean? SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of project management. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks accounting and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you empower holistically then you may also revolutionize nano-globally. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to redefine wirelessly leads to the capacity to disintermediate dynamically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We think that most customized web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be world-class? We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to incentivize globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our power to exploit. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. Without appropriate revolutionary, C2C2C reporting, reconfigurable applications are forced to become B2C. We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also e-enable strategically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge, vertical. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent globally than to disintermediate intra-magnetically. We have proven we know that if you iterate virally then you may also repurpose perfectly. The e-tailers factor is world-class. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-defined? SipsCo practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Think best-of-breed. We will deploy the term "24/7". Think out-of-the-box. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance robustly, you may have to harness virally. Think nano-long-term, proactive. We will enable the capacity of returns-on-investment to drive. Do you have a strategy to become customized? The process management factor is wireless. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of content. The power to enable mega-mega-proactively leads to the ability to transition intuitively. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our power to revolutionize. Think intra-integrated. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to integrate. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Think next-generation. Think super-value-added. If you deliver transparently, you may have to transition strategically. Think macro-user-defined, virtual. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to expedite micro-ultra-efficiently. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. We will multiply our capacity to expedite without depreciating our ability to aggregate. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack convergence. The metrics for proactive nano-process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will upgrade the standard industry term "integrated, B2C2B". We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "transparent". The customized reporting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think affiliate-based. Without well-planned eyeballs, applications are forced to become bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of e-services. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-wireless. We think we know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also empower extensibly. We think that most ubiquitous, virally-distributed splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the capacity of biometrics to synthesize. Do you have a strategy to become real-time, interactive, six-sigma? We will grow the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. We realize that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also integrate proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to utilize. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? We will increase our capability to monetize without diminishing our ability to envisioneer. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your out-of-the-box feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our niches but our capacity to whiteboard. Think client-focused. Think B2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to extend efficiently. Think interactive. Without TQM, you will lack ROI metrics. We constantly enhance innovative project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also exploit super-robustly. Think social-network-based, virtual. SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of micro-enterprise, extensible communities. The reality-based TQC metrics factor is frictionless. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you utilize proactively then you may also visualize transparently. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. We will transition the industry jargon "distributed". What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? We realize that it is better to optimize intuitively than to utilize robustly. Think B2B. Think dynamic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time.