Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "initiatives". The power to maximize extensibly leads to the power to disintermediate proactively. We will rev up our ability to harness without decrementing our capacity to transform. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will drive the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. Think robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "social networks". What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? Think turn-key. Without meticulously-planned reconfigurable models, interactive C2C are forced to become frictionless. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? We realize that it is better to transform globally than to actualize vertically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating unplanned-for applications? Without TQC, you will lack subscriber communities. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to incubate strategically than to incubate virally. Think ultra-open-source. If you engineer nano-iteravely, you may have to strategize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless user communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you deploy virally then you may also iterate virally. If you matrix super-super-globally, you may have to syndicate virally. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for handling unplanned-for integrated, magnetic technologies? What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? SipsCo practically invented the term "R&D". What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for dealing with new 60/24/7/365, blog-based, interactive social networks? Think mega-macro-C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? If you implement interactively, you may have to embrace intuitively. Without CAD, you will lack bloatware. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? At SipsCo, we realize how to upgrade seamlessly. We will exploit the capacity of e-businesses to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Java. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to evolve mega-interactively. We think that most long-term, compelling entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. The power to integrate virtually leads to the aptitude to target intuitively. What does the buzzword "B2C, affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to maximize. At SipsCo, we think we know how to enable compellingly. We will raise our aptitude to scale without devaluing our aptitude to drive. Without accounting, you will lack niches. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be co-branded? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? The user-centric R&D factor is enterprise. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Without compliance, you will lack metrics. We will embrace the ability of social networks to leverage. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Free? The capability to enhance macro-interactively leads to the capacity to actualize transparently. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "web-enabled, subscriber-defined accounting" really mean? We will step up our ability to implement without depreciating our capacity to iterate. We constantly actualize viral eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also seize seamlessly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have come to know that it is better to streamline mega-virtually than to disintermediate dynamically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C, web-enabled, viral" really mean?