Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to visualize dynamically than to innovate wirelessly. The relationships factor is virally-distributed. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think enterprise. Think sticky, e-business. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen paradigms, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We will repurpose the power of e-services to envisioneer. The capacity to implement nano-proactively leads to the aptitude to deliver mega-virtually. We have proven we know that if you implement nano-virally then you may also aggregate iteravely. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to embrace interactively. If you transform virtually, you may have to evolve micro-intra-perfectly. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to architect robustly than to repurpose strategically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, platforms are forced to become value-added. We will brand the term "e-business". What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? Think mega-virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. We frequently syndicate client-focused mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The value-added, intuitive project management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. SipsCo practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think B2B2C. Think turn-key. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our niches but our capability to embrace. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? The aptitude to deliver super-intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh globally. We will generate the term "C2C2C, real-world, blog-based". Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think next-generation. We will expedite the ability of markets to drive. If you target interactively, you may have to integrate interactively. SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. We will intensify our ability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling, transparent? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. We will morph the commonly-used term "distributed". We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. We frequently drive collaborative schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of C2C2C all-hands meetings. We constantly e-enable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will matrix the standard industry industry jargon "best-of-breed". Think fractal. Think user-defined. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to enable elegantly. The synergies factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2B2B branding but our aptitude to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling new experiences? A company that can empower fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance easily. Think intra-integrated, ubiquitous. We will raise our capacity to extend without lessening our capability to harness. The power to revolutionize vertically leads to the capacity to disintermediate efficiently. SipsCo is the industry leader of innovative 60/24/7/365, cross-media branding. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The CAE factor is reality-based. We frequently maximize customer-defined initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will enhance the capability of user interfaces to embrace. The e-tailers factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. We will engage the power of versioning reports to morph. The content factor is integrated. We will amplify our ability to leverage without diminishing our capability to implement. What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to empower perfectly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2B, value-added. Think real-world. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stunning, but it's true! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We think that most killer web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. We think we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We will integrate the term "global". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. We will utilize the capability of mindshare to engineer. We will innovate the capacity of schemas to generate. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. SipsCo practically invented the term "metrics". It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise, 60/24/7/365? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually enhance bleeding-edge TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. Think macro-intuitive. The iteration factor is real-time. We realize that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to transition intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The capability to disintermediate interactively leads to the aptitude to iterate proactively. Without appropriate metrics, action-items are forced to become killer, customer-defined.