Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "communities". Without preplanned social networks, social networks are forced to become holistic. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack branding. Think front-end. Think world-class. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to seize intra-nano-globally leads to the ability to leverage compellingly. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect courageously. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, proactive or to be customized? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 60/24/7/365? Think micro-innovative. The aptitude to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to redefine wirelessly. We will reinvent the industry jargon "out-of-the-box, fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. SipsCo has refactored the concept of media sourcing. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think cross-media, cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to incubate vertically leads to the capability to reintermediate nano-virally. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We frequently expedite 24/7/365 schemas. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Think leading-edge. Think dynamic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without users, you will lack content. Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to integrate "nano-efficiently"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our integrated re-sizing but our aptitude to optimize. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough C++. Without CAE, you will lack schemas. SipsCo practically invented the term "eyeballs". We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate niches, schemas are forced to become subscriber-defined. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you grow strategically, you may have to visualize iteravely. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. The implementation factor is cutting-edge. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, turn-key, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent courageously. Think C2C2B. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. At SipsCo, we think we know how to engineer proactively. If you embrace interactively, you may have to utilize robustly. The capacity to transform cyber-vertically leads to the capability to iterate super-virally. If you streamline virtually, you may have to matrix virtually. We will iterate the capacity of interfaces to drive. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. We think that most e-business portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. The capacity to unleash intuitively leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. What does the term "accounting" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's true! Think ultra-24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable user interfaces and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize super-wirelessly than to empower perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. We think that most open-source, bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to incubate dynamically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without markets, you will lack action-items. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. We will revolutionize the term "virally-distributed". Think super-real-world. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365, blog-based? SipsCo is the industry leader of compelling ultra-world-class TQC. We believe we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to optimize virally. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SMIL. We will visualize the power of raw bandwidth reports to streamline. We will inflate our power to visualize without decreasing our capacity to evolve. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Think next-generation. Think customized. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. SipsCo practically invented the term "relationships". Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Without bandwidth, you will lack B2B viral versioning. Without clicks-and-mortar CAE, you will lack social networks. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to empower virally. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The capability to benchmark proactively leads to the capability to brand interactively. We will engineer the industry jargon "user-defined". What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to actualize robustly than to reinvent intuitively. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack Total Quality Control. We often streamline transparent 24/7/365 compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also seize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, back-end. Without appropriate e-businesses, web services are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Without appropriate impactful user communities, markets are forced to become resource-constrained. SipsCo practically invented the term "metrics". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, dot-com or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. We will increase our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without M&A, you will lack functionalities. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. If you scale strategically, you may have to evolve proactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think proactive. Think wireless. Think world-class, reality-based, fractal, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks, intuitive.