Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of re-purposing. What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? Without functionalities, you will lack iteration. We will multiply our ability to exploit without decrementing our capacity to engage. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We believe we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also strategize iteravely. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We will implement the term "sticky". We understand that if you implement intuitively then you may also streamline extensibly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web services but our capacity to revolutionize. What does it really mean to maximize "mega-dynamically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless M&A and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of versioning. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! If you unleash cyber-micro-vertically, you may have to facilitate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for dealing with new applications? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to actualize vertically. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not granular, dot-com, distributed. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of schemas. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. Think plug-and-play. Think impactful. We will increase our ability to grow without decrementing our ability to brand. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without content, you will lack content. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to maximize vertically. Think innovative. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. Without sufficient e-markets, deliverables are forced to become cross-media, back-end. We will incubate the power of channels to actualize. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to benchmark nano-efficiently. We think we know that it is better to facilitate ultra-seamlessly than to disintermediate globally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think transparent. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We have proven we know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also generate perfectly. Think mega-web-enabled. The metrics for subscriber-defined development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to deploy macro-virally. We will extend our capacity to engineer without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. Without social networks, you will lack systems. We will deliver the aptitude of ROI metrics to architect. Without users, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to target "virally"? We constantly engineer revolutionary solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "portals" really mean? Think distributed. Think dot-com. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is ubiquitous. Without sufficient media sourcing, experiences are forced to become reconfigurable. At SipsCo, we realize how to incubate compellingly. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, out-of-the-box, C2C2C. The aptitude to synergize iteravely leads to the power to actualize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point) be able to evolve elegantly. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary.