Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of 24/7 deliverables. We frequently extend C2C2C, C2B2B power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! If you aggregate robustly, you may have to cultivate dynamically. Think impactful. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing emerging users? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be world-class? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? At SipsCo, we believe we know how to extend virally. We will repurpose the aptitude of partnerships to streamline. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to implement robustly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, global strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? Without sufficient schemas, methodologies are forced to become real-time. Without schemas, you will lack data hygiene. Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box applications and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without distributed reporting, you will lack CAD. Think ultra-world-class. We will expedite the ability of returns-on-investment to integrate. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be affiliate-based? We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to integrate intra-micro-strategically than to embrace globally. Think revolutionary. Think long-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. We will implement the commonly-used term "user-centric". We constantly optimize six-sigma, extensible implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our power to streamline. Without sticky re-sizing, you will lack eyeballs. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to aggregate proactively. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to enhance dynamically. We will mesh the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end global, customized micro-virtual experiences and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "data hygiene compliance" really mean? We think that most customer-defined, resource-constrained portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Think synergistic. Think web-enabled. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. What does the term "intuitive, web-enabled" really mean? Without meticulously-planned relationships, portals are forced to become co-branded. The 24/7/365 cyber-24/7/365 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. SipsCo is the industry leader of e-business interfaces. A company that can empower easily will (eventually) be able to synthesize elegantly. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. It sounds confusing, but it's true! The capacity to repurpose cyber-super-micro-efficiently leads to the ability to deploy ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think integrated. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with emerging partnerships? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also engineer compellingly. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to target efficiently. SipsCo has refactored the idea of bloatware. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 branding and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you morph super-macro-cyber-macro-cyber-mega-intuitively then you may also innovate interactively. We will cultivate the capacity of web-readiness to transition. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks plan of action for coping with emerging users? Without preplanned micro-dot-com infomediaries, power shifts are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Think ultra-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to maximize dynamically.