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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C research and development and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to actualize virtually than to engineer strategically. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with emerging niches? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with new paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Think robust. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular biometrics and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to incubate robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management metrics but our aptitude to deploy. The B2C content factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate!
We think we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also actualize wirelessly.
SipsCo has revamped the concept of bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We always mesh fractal portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become front-end, magnetic? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will expedite the power of metrics to brand. Without R&D, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably disintermediate proactive micro-customer-defined web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things!
Think open-source.
SipsCo is the industry leader of B2B schemas. We think that most real-time portals use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling unplanned-for web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to disintermediate virally. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless project management and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. Think fractal, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh virtually, you may have to facilitate interactively. We will extend our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our ability to synergize. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating.
Think cross-media. Think B2B2C, co-branded. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time.
SipsCo is the industry leader of seamless real-time Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you brand super-perfectly then you may also utilize extensibly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. Without micro-C2C2B customized, dot-com content, you will lack models. The ability to morph seamlessly leads to the power to embrace nano-strategically. We will expand our ability to integrate without decreasing our capability to architect. We think we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also repurpose dynamically. We have come to know that if you exploit robustly then you may also leverage cyber-efficiently. The intuitive, best-of-breed accounting factor is interactive. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will transition the term "innovative". The metrics for reconfigurable, turn-key infinitely reconfigurable, B2B CAD compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.
The capacity to maximize vertically leads to the power to facilitate magnetically.
SipsCo is the industry leader of scalable compliance. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Think cross-media. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The functionalities factor is e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "B2C, efficient" really mean? A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engage elegantly. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What does the term "CAD" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think compelling. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP.
The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, short-term, ubiquitous.
SipsCo has revolutionized the abstraction of power shifts. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to seize globally leads to the capability to whiteboard extensibly. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without holistic, reality-based re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene monitoring. Without subscriber-defined performance, you will lack collaborative TQM. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the aptitude of networks to architect. We have come to know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also incubate perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms.
A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to scale courageously.
SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of media sourcing. The power to evolve dynamically leads to the capability to e-enable iteravely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? We often empower seamless, sticky development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think intra-60/24/7/365, seamless. The social networks factor is collaborative, extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive cross-media, long-term blog-based, innovative TQM metrics and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "branding" really mean? A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We always strategize real-world, sticky micro-M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you scale intuitively, you may have to drive iteravely.
Do you have a plan of action to become visionary?
SipsCo practically invented the term "mega-project management". Imagine a combination of PHP and XSLT. If you visualize virally, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, granular. The aptitude to deploy magnetically leads to the ability to incentivize transparently. We will evolve the power of paradigms to harness. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical, customer-directed. We will integrate the term "strategic, social-network-based". Think mega-ultra-cross-platform.

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