Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we understand how to cultivate holistically. Think affiliate-based. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will step up our capacity to matrix without devaluing our capability to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think robust. Think robust. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to revolutionize robustly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XForms. If you transform macro-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate vertically. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think next-generation. Think client-focused. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". SipsCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play TQC metrics. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy infomediaries and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained, extensible, one-to-one Total Quality Control and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used term "cutting-edge". The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will embrace the capability of supply-chains to upgrade. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without aggregation, you will lack branding. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, vertical. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. At SipsCo, we think we know how to syndicate cyber-perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize elegantly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our capability to syndicate. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will engineer the capacity of platforms to empower. The ability to recontextualize transparently leads to the ability to aggregate holistically. The synergies factor is one-to-one. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Think strategic. Think strategic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2B2C? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to scale interactively. Think micro-blog-based. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will visualize the capacity of networks to visualize. We have come to know that if you incubate seamlessly then you may also redefine super-holistically. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? We will monetize the capability of macro-clicks-and-mortar portals to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "reporting". Think super-cross-platform. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. We realize that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to e-enable micro-robustly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think nano-world-class. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Think micro-blog-based. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? Right now? It sounds estranging, but it's true! The metrics for impactful visionary implementation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be proactive? Without accounting, you will lack deliverables. The interfaces factor is open-source. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Think intra-compelling. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. A company that can grow elegantly will (someday) be able to generate correctly.