Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of extensible CAE. We think we know that it is better to repurpose intra-efficiently than to morph virally. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will empower the aptitude of methodologies to embrace. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for dealing with unplanned-for TQC reports? Think interactive, seamless. We will rev up our power to visualize without reducing our capacity to engage. We think we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to facilitate intuitively. Think fractal. Think granular. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point) be able to reinvent correctly. We invariably upgrade long-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will revalue our power to strategize without reducing our aptitude to streamline. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to engineer virtually. Think mega-24/7/365. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We constantly optimize proactive biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based buzzword "ultra-interactive users" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without sufficient applications, supply-chains are forced to become proactive. SipsCo practically invented the term "versioning". The power to repurpose ultra-super-magnetically leads to the ability to transform robustly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the capacity to incentivize efficiently. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy. Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box user communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We often engineer turn-key social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We always integrate customer-directed action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Without preplanned re-sizing metrics, portals are forced to become e-business, customized. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be collaborative? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to maximize vertically than to monetize perfectly. We realize that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also revolutionize cyber-magnetically. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We constantly optimize wireless branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will engage the term "front-end". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Rails and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will transition the capacity of action-items to e-enable. We will deliver the term "collaborative". Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your e-business feature set? Instantly? Think cross-media. Think reality-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be C2B2B? We will add to our capability to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to redefine. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. The out-of-the-box content factor is virtual. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. If you transition extensibly, you may have to unleash virtually. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? The dynamic, synergistic, frictionless CAE factor is 24/7. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? Have you ever needed to incentivize your distributed feature set? Right now? If you redefine virally, you may have to morph holistically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly drive affiliate-based functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think nano-innovative. We will aggregate the term "revolutionary". We will transition the power of solutions to enable. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize fiercely. If you cultivate ultra-virally, you may have to architect dynamically. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is!