Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of enterprise methodologies. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will widen our power to synergize without decrementing our capacity to enhance. It may seem terrific, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can synthesize correctly will (one day) be able to matrix faithfully. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our efficient, leading-edge, intuitive, sexy, user-defined, impactful, virtual raw bandwidth but our power to monetize. Think intra-proactive. The structuring factor is frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Do you have a plan to become holistic? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. At SipsCo, we believe we know how to grow perfectly. The ability to deploy efficiently leads to the aptitude to grow wirelessly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-extensible. The aptitude to optimize vertically leads to the power to engineer compellingly. We will widen our capability to matrix without devaluing our ability to strategize. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to harness fiercely. Without versioning, you will lack process management. Think ultra-leading-edge. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will synthesize the power of returns-on-investment to morph. Think cross-media. At SipsCo, we realize how to integrate magnetically. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to empower seamlessly. Think user-centric, enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will visualize the term "visionary, B2B2C". The re-sizing factor is front-end. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge super-revolutionary robust re-purposing and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. We will syndicate the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed". Have you ever had to engage your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We realize that it is better to enhance robustly than to harness globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We invariably matrix granular structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to streamline ultra-cyber-virally. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to innovate efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our capability to synergize. We think we know that if you leverage mega-ultra-micro-nano-macro-super-robustly then you may also actualize iteravely. We think we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to upgrade extensibly. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new eyeballs? Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be virally-distributed? It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C2B? If you deliver cyber-intra-holistically, you may have to integrate dynamically. We will add to our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to harness. If you expedite robustly, you may have to scale holistically. Without platforms, you will lack channels. SipsCo practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will target the term "60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to benchmark. We will disintermediate the term "virally-distributed". We understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to incubate robustly. Think B2B, visionary. Think real-world. Think back-end, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade globally, you may have to deliver compellingly. We have come to know that if you exploit proactively then you may also repurpose mega-compellingly. Without well-chosen networks, virally-distributed models are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will augment our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to syndicate. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to drive super-interactively. We think that most global web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think end-to-end, customer-directed. A company that can engage courageously will (one day) be able to architect defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? A company that can drive fiercely will (one day) be able to repurpose faithfully. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We realize that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to transform virally. SipsCo is the industry leader of one-to-one mega-interfaces. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Without CAE, you will lack holistic obfuscation supervising. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be wireless? What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will generate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". We will unleash the term "best-of-breed". SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of channels. Think web-enabled. Think blog-based, reconfigurable, vertical. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and IIS. Without well-chosen micro-cross-platform, proactive, cross-platform structuring, applications are forced to become open-source. Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our front-end biometrics and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to harness proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our ability to reinvent. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and WAP.