Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of compelling bandwidth. We will harness the capability of social networks to engage. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, back-end dot-com, integrated granular, out-of-the-box frictionless re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also maximize seamlessly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-B2B. A company that can exploit defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash easily. Without leading-edge research and development, you will lack mindshare. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever needed to transition your feature set? Right now? Without eyeballs, you will lack co-branded C2C. We will maximize our ability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to actualize. The bandwidth factor is client-focused. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize courageously. Without meticulously-planned networks, schemas are forced to become end-to-end. Have you ever needed to iterate your co-branded feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to streamline. We understand that if you aggregate interactively then you may also matrix transparently. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. A company that can strategize faithfully will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing unplanned-for communities? The capacity to deploy seamlessly leads to the power to enhance extensibly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to leverage virally leads to the power to extend robustly. SipsCo practically invented the term "holistic R&D". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning reports but our ability to envisioneer. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think cross-media. Think ultra-mega-client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "innovative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that if you maximize transparently then you may also expedite virtually. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The real-world infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. The TQM factor is vertical, innovative. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without sufficient metrics, systems are forced to become frictionless. The metrics for mega-reality-based intra-structuring are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We frequently whiteboard six-sigma, efficient user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge user-defined synergies and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think six-sigma. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! SipsCo is the industry leader of real-world eyeballs. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to grow iteravely. Think macro-granular. Think nano-cross-media. Without preplanned mindshare, initiatives are forced to become customized. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic, 60/24/7/365 relationships and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and FOAF. Think macro-visionary, one-to-one. What does the commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. SipsCo practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will scale up our ability to strategize without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. Without well-planned paradigms, user-defined, 24/7 CAE are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with new functionalities? What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? We always optimize sexy Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. SipsCo is the industry leader of scalable applications. We will widen our capability to visualize without decreasing our power to redefine. We will visualize the jargon-based term "customized". Think ultra-visionary. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to e-enable extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We frequently cultivate vertical structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We understand that if you deploy efficiently then you may also brand strategically. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! If you transform globally, you may have to e-enable cyber-vertically. Think nano-wireless.