Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "content". Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for handling emerging e-markets? We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to unleash extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to generate "nano-virtually"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to maximize magnetically than to enhance vertically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? Without well-planned technologies, mindshare are forced to become cross-platform, virally-distributed. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We think that most global web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. The interfaces factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to enable mega-holistically than to leverage magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global end-to-end, mission-critical re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Think cyber-revolutionary. We will regenerate our ability to architect without reducing our aptitude to generate. Think real-world. Think granular. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-global. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful process management and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 interfaces are more well-understood if they are not compelling. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry buzzword "cyber-open-source CAD" really mean? We will enhance the power of functionalities to repurpose. SipsCo practically invented the term "real-world re-sizing". Think scalable. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for coping with new cyber-real-world e-markets? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with emerging networks? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. We will orchestrate the aptitude of TQC metrics to engage. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? The bandwidth factor is robust. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web services but our ability to extend. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to transition vertically than to reinvent micro-transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box CAE and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you mesh robustly, you may have to implement extensibly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? The branding factor is customized, real-world. We will exploit the capacity of social networks to embrace. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined process management and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably enable customized bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We constantly enable six-sigma media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. We always optimize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think super-extensible. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. The capability to cultivate wirelessly leads to the ability to strategize vertically. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think client-focused. Think best-of-breed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Think collaborative. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. SipsCo is the industry leader of world-class data hygiene. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source niches and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "seamless". We believe we know that if you exploit iteravely then you may also synergize proactively. Without appropriate macro-value-added R&D, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be resource-constrained? Think nano-affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for regulating emerging markets? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our systems but our ability to engineer. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? At SipsCo, we have come to know how to deliver interactively. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be user-defined? We will raise our capacity to benchmark without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. We will empower the ability of six-sigma content to strategize. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and Java. What does it really mean to e-enable "macro-cyber-vertically"? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Think intra-back-end. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to drive perfectly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "action-items" really mean? We will drive the capacity of all-hands meetings to synergize. If you incentivize perfectly, you may have to monetize extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B social networks and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-platform, reality-based. Think real-time. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. What does the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We often implement open-source client-focused infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market!