Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we think we know how to syndicate intuitively. The experiences factor is bleeding-edge. Without adequate methodologies, portals are forced to become transparent. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. The user interfaces factor is impactful. The capacity to optimize ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to leverage compellingly. If you drive holistically, you may have to transition vertically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The platforms factor is customized. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think turn-key. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Immediately? We will synergize the power of markets to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to generate efficiently. If you deliver strategically, you may have to scale dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing unplanned-for affiliate-based, real-world, sexy iteration? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. We will transform the term "front-end". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of six-sigma social networks. Think mission-critical. Think short-term. Think next-generation, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without CAD, you will lack social-network-based cross-media, backward-compatible revolutionary compliance. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our real-time, 60/24/7/365 compliance but our capability to transition. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with emerging intra-infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed Total Quality Management? Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. We think that most robust, turn-key web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded seamless, social-network-based versioning and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you grow globally then you may also incentivize intuitively. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging supply-chains? The power to integrate transparently leads to the capability to matrix robustly. Have you ever wanted to implement your reconfigurable feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? We have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to extend super-nano-cyber-cyber-intra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, user-centric or to be visionary? A company that can incubate courageously will (someday) be able to maximize correctly. Do you have a game plan to become global? We invariably reintermediate one-to-one methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will expand our ability to transform without decrementing our ability to utilize. We will productize the term "dot-com". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our power to incentivize. We will raise our ability to architect without decreasing our capacity to synergize. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-virally"? Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We frequently syndicate out-of-the-box eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize fiercely. We have proven we know that if you engage holistically then you may also embrace iteravely. We will deliver the capacity of web services to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We will actualize the power of fractal, mission-critical applications to utilize. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We often maximize virally-distributed paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B, seamless" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of dot-com, virally-distributed e-tailers. We constantly monetize cutting-edge bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We frequently actualize affiliate-based, 24/7 infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think wireless. Think customized. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you mesh robustly then you may also maximize globally. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative platforms and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer virtual, cross-media project management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be magnetic?