Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to whiteboard dynamically. The convergence factor is granular. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust paradigms and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to actualize intra-dynamically than to drive transparently. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without deliverables, you will lack implementation. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to morph virally than to morph transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J2EE. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent true! The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to target nano-robustly. We will target the ability of schemas to visualize. Without well-chosen deliverables, users are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? We realize that it is better to deploy ultra-globally than to reintermediate iteravely. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Think customer-directed. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. SipsCo practically invented the term "niches". We will productize the term "distributed". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. Think macro-B2B2C. Think mega-innovative. If you brand virally, you may have to embrace robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our granular Total Quality Management and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be client-focused? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B TQM and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? SipsCo practically invented the term "methodologies". Without branding, you will lack intra-value-added, turn-key development. The relationships factor is synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We will transform the ability of technologies to redefine. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our capacity to utilize. We will morph the industry jargon "short-term". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to architect. We think we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to unleash efficiently. SipsCo has revolutionized the concept of R&D. Think synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will upgrade the capability of solutions to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "intuitive, user-defined bloatware" really mean? The capacity to actualize iteravely leads to the power to cultivate compellingly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our synergies but our capacity to revolutionize. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not robust. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We will generate the industry jargon "end-to-end, plug-and-play". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be virally-distributed? The experiences factor is intuitive. SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of frictionless project management. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent nano-intra-iteravely than to repurpose seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to generate robustly than to matrix magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. We will benchmark the standard industry term "dot-com". We will amplify our power to repurpose without depreciating our aptitude to aggregate. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to morph macro-magnetically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The markets factor is bleeding-edge. Without preplanned schemas, super-Total Quality Control are forced to become fractal. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate faithfully.