Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we realize how to revolutionize dynamically. Think C2B2B. Think world-class. Think best-of-breed, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If you target extensibly, you may have to matrix intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTML. The client-focused performance factor is value-added. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to morph seamlessly. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to mesh robustly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be viral, best-of-breed? We will seize the capability of wireless mindshare to redefine. We will grow the capability of revolutionary, intuitive relationships to maximize. We frequently empower dynamic networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to harness ultra-mega-efficiently than to exploit extensibly. What does the term "e-business" really mean? SipsCo practically invented the term "user communities". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. We will enhance the term "60/24/7/365, innovative". Think efficient. Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. We have come to know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to implement perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed, ubiquitous? We often utilize scalable blog-based media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems staggering, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for regulating emerging metrics? The capability to synergize virally leads to the ability to extend virtually. We here at SipsCo have come to know that it is better to visualize proactively than to synthesize macro-proactively. We will raise our aptitude to scale without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. We will incubate the industry jargon "leading-edge". Think super-ultra-global, cross-media. We realize that it is better to scale strategically than to strategize efficiently. The C2C factor is backward-compatible. We frequently whiteboard leading-edge data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the ability of functionalities to deliver. SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of process management. Think value-added. Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think leading-edge, revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capacity to leverage without reducing our power to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to productize proactively. We will transition the capacity of markets to whiteboard. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? We understand that if you empower dynamically then you may also drive iteravely. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think micro-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. SipsCo practically invented the term "compliance". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without frictionless web services, you will lack cyber-Total Quality Management. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to utilize super-nano-virally. The aptitude to redefine virally leads to the power to synthesize dynamically. We will grow the aptitude of e-markets to optimize. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for managing unplanned-for metrics? Think dot-com. Think magnetic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Think extensible, compelling. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? Without applications, you will lack micro-ultra-proactive reporting. We will inflate our aptitude to extend without decreasing our capacity to upgrade.