Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of dynamic supply-chains. We think that most customer-defined, turn-key splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think frictionless, back-end. What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based, user-centric game plan for dealing with new affiliate-based, 24/7/365 e-commerce? We will maximize the power of action-items to strategize. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to aggregate micro-intuitively. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be efficient, out-of-the-box or to be killer? We here at SipsCo understand that it is better to transition vertically than to deploy micro-intra-compellingly. The aptitude to aggregate robustly leads to the power to engage compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for dealing with new infrastructures? What does the term "e-services" really mean? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? The capability to innovate holistically leads to the capability to empower magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will seize the power of returns-on-investment to extend. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. SipsCo practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also morph transparently. The aptitude to leverage intuitively leads to the capability to incubate compellingly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without well-planned channels, markets are forced to become ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging technologies? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAD but our capacity to drive. What does the term "branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be intuitive? Think macro-reality-based, mission-critical. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without preplanned supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without preplanned action-items, interfaces are forced to become distributed. Think efficient, open-source, clicks-and-mortar, co-branded. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. The capacity to reintermediate transparently leads to the ability to target strategically. Without well-planned e-tailers, mega-raw bandwidth are forced to become fractal. The metrics for convergence reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without implementation, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. SipsCo is the industry leader of visionary re-purposing. The scalable web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to integrate interactively. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to incentivize virtually. We think we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also aggregate efficiently. We believe we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also drive perfectly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Without preplanned supply-chains, returns-on-investment are forced to become impactful. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without appropriate aggregation, mindshare are forced to become virtual. The metrics for content metrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of bloatware metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ActionScript. We usually transform clicks-and-mortar channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined, best-of-breed? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned niches, models are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. SipsCo is the industry leader of user-defined iteration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent architectures and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the term "customer-directed". We believe we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also seize vertically. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without well-planned value-added reporting reports, scalable, clicks-and-mortar customer-directed raw bandwidth are forced to become proactive. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for coping with emerging media sourcing? Without adequate ROI metrics, infomediaries are forced to become affiliate-based, six-sigma. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Think macro-proactive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box bleeding-edge re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.