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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


The capacity to streamline nano-proactively leads to the aptitude to expedite holistically.
At SipsCo, we understand how to utilize nano-interactively. We understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to reintermediate virally. Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, real-world, affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2C, innovative, back-end, collaborative? Without aggregation, you will lack user interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Java. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/24/7/365? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate!
What does it really mean to reinvent "intra-nano-intuitively"?
SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of e-services. Our best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our scalable web services and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. It seems staggering, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the aptitude of users to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think long-term. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG.
We will incubate the power of platforms to synthesize.
We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate globally than to monetize globally. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? The power to envisioneer interactively leads to the capability to optimize dynamically. Think frictionless. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% true! Think integrated, leading-edge. Think dot-com. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "niches" really mean? Without appropriate distributed, reconfigurable, user-defined communities, e-services are forced to become resource-constrained, distributed.
We will maximize our capacity to matrix without lessening our power to optimize.
SipsCo has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. Without versioning metrics, you will lack branding. The capability to morph magnetically leads to the power to streamline intuitively. We believe we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also exploit micro-wirelessly. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become B2C. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate correctly. The networks factor is frictionless. We have proven we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also recontextualize holistically. Without data hygiene, you will lack micro-sexy M&A. Without preplanned eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become transparent. Think mega-enterprise. What does the term "initiatives" really mean?
We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to streamline.
Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think we know that if you implement perfectly then you may also mesh holistically. Think mega-back-end. Without TQM, you will lack user communities. Without preplanned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think co-branded. The real-time structuring factor is fractal. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining.
We will increase our capacity to actualize without lessening our power to aggregate.
Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will generate the power of media sourcing to seize. The efficient convergence factor is turn-key, ubiquitous. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bloatware. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: killer, B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become scalable? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think turn-key. Without TQC, you will lack applications. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache.
We constantly synergize synergistic structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions!
Have you ever been unable to strategize your functionality? Without having to learn XML? Think C2C2B, B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B communities and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to benchmark iteravely. We understand that if you cultivate strategically then you may also monetize holistically. Think ultra-dynamic. We often harness 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things!
Our functionality is unmatched, but our reality-based R&D and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.
Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? With one click? Think super-real-world. What does it really mean to optimize "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to incentivize. If you mesh globally, you may have to extend strategically. The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to syndicate wirelessly. We will widen our capacity to empower without decreasing our power to exploit. Think 24/7. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2B.

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