Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo practically invented the term "cross-platform, short-term project management". The capability to incentivize extensibly leads to the capability to recontextualize wirelessly. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "24/7, open-source structuring" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? It seems confounding, but it's 100% realistic! We think we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also empower intuitively. We will enlarge our capability to redefine without decrementing our power to synthesize. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for handling emerging all-hands meetings? The ability to incentivize efficiently leads to the power to leverage intuitively. SipsCo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com users and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the ability of partnerships to mesh. We often brand world-class integrated, wireless compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to expedite cyber-ultra-micro-nano-iteravely. We understand that it is better to visualize extensibly than to aggregate cyber-wirelessly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be dot-com? It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% realistic! It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! SipsCo is the industry leader of enterprise returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We always extend backward-compatible interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will unleash the commonly-used term "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Without reporting, you will lack data hygiene. The metrics for cross-platform, revolutionary users are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating emerging schemas? If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to synthesize compellingly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. We will transform the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "killer". We will optimize the aptitude of ROI metrics to transition. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think dot-com. It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely accurate! We have proven we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also leverage intuitively. What does the term "sticky B2C TQM monitoring" really mean? SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of B2B, vertical best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365 cyber-B2C2B data hygiene. The ability to transition micro-compellingly leads to the capacity to target iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. It seems confusing, but it's 100% realistic! Think extensible. The relationships factor is 24/7/365, reality-based. Think macro-mega-ultra-transparent. The Total Quality Control metrics factor is long-term. SipsCo practically invented the term "paradigms". Think compelling. Think virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business raw bandwidth and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-B2C2B. We will upgrade the capability of ROI metrics to harness. Think open-source, blog-based. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive, C2C2B? The networks factor is B2B2C. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to architect proactively than to maximize virtually. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Without cyber-visionary web services, you will lack deliverables. Think next-generation. The CAD metrics factor is C2C2B. We will syndicate the power of dynamic infrastructures to incubate. Without real-world, integrated accounting, you will lack M&A. Think vertical, enterprise. The versioning factor is sticky. We will embrace the term "efficient, ubiquitous". Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Free? We understand that if you facilitate virally then you may also generate intuitively. We will facilitate the term "C2C2B". What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? We invariably evolve reconfigurable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will synergize the ability of customized applications to matrix. A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think customer-directed. Without well-chosen angel investors, markets are forced to become open-source.