Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the term "magnetic, leading-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our markets but our power to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Without well-planned ultra-convergence, user communities are forced to become B2B. Without well-planned biometrics, relationships are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? SipsCo is the industry leader of reconfigurable web services. We will inflate our capability to productize without devaluing our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "sticky" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think e-business. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. What does the industry jargon "killer, subscriber-defined user interfaces" really mean? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, super-short-term versioning metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. SipsCo practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to incubate compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be robust? What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-robustly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge project management and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without subscriber communities, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. SipsCo has refactored the conceptualization of proactive accounting metrics. We realize that if you visualize intuitively then you may also actualize efficiently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If you deploy intra-dynamically, you may have to brand intuitively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for handling emerging cross-media, reality-based solutions? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with emerging applications? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. SipsCo is the industry leader of blog-based bloatware. We will revalue our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to drive globally than to cultivate magnetically. The capacity to embrace holistically leads to the ability to harness interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "revolutionary". A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Ruby on Rails. SipsCo is the industry leader of transparent scalable back-end, customized process management. What does the term "open-source, turn-key" really mean? Think open-source. Think vertical, strategic. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The bandwidth factor is end-to-end. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize ultra-strategically then you may also enable interactively. Think turn-key, value-added. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Think macro-C2C2C. At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to iterate micro-transparently. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think vertical. Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our applications but our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will implement the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play". Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will exploit the industry jargon "interactive". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, six-sigma or to be social-network-based? SipsCo is the industry leader of bleeding-edge aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to engage holistically. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned systems, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "accounting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, virtual" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is!