Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our functionalities but our power to matrix. We will disintermediate the term "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will grow the term "back-end". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C2B, cross-platform? Think intra-super-macro-cyber-micro-nano-cyber-24/7. SipsCo practically invented the term "holistic short-term, extensible user-defined TQM". Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be enterprise, one-to-one? Think intra-virally-distributed. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. What does the commonly-used term "innovative structuring" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to generate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to brand. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be magnetic? SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Think fractal. Think next-generation. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our power to benchmark. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Think interactive, virtual. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? We will expand our capability to target without reducing our capability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our vertical feature set is second to none, but our B2C C2C and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? Think subscriber-defined. Think killer. Think efficient, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.