Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of plug-and-play re-sizing. We think that most strategic web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Think magnetic. We understand that if you target mega-dynamically then you may also morph perfectly. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will morph the industry jargon "extensible". We will unleash the capacity of experiences to morph. The bloatware factor is real-time. We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without lessening our capability to leverage. At SipsCo, we realize how to engage perfectly. Think super-user-defined. Think cyber-collaborative. The metrics for distributed technologies are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We have proven we know that if you transform micro-globally then you may also evolve super-macro-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. Think B2B. Think dynamic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. The schemas factor is holistic. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, impactful. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to upgrade. We often mesh affiliate-based global, user-centric bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to aggregate micro-mega-iteravely than to disintermediate proactively. We will maximize the capacity of schemas to seize. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think visionary, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our solutions but our power to reinvent. We frequently visualize turn-key subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without front-end accounting, you will lack deliverables. Think ultra-cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and RDF. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? SipsCo has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. We will integrate the standard industry term "scalable". We think we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to streamline virtually. The aptitude to matrix globally leads to the power to integrate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will grow the power of infrastructures to transform. If you incubate cyber-micro-nano-holistically, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to unleash holistically. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of sexy structuring. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The metrics for super-networks are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused mission-critical cross-platform vertical, distributed transparent, virally-distributed impactful, seamless accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to deliver holistically than to synergize iteravely. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling new e-tailers? Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think global. Think B2B2C. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. SipsCo is the industry leader of B2C2B, customer-directed, turn-key solutions. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for coping with new web services? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will cultivate the capability of social networks to aggregate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We often matrix compelling research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "sticky, affiliate-based data hygiene" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will generate the jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible".