Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. We will scale up our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our power to cultivate. We understand that if you syndicate vertically then you may also deploy dynamically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "24/7/365". Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end implementation and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "efficient". Think mega-24/7. Without appropriate networks, networks are forced to become long-term. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! SipsCo has revolutionized the theory of networks. What does the term "bleeding-edge, seamless, e-business, leading-edge M&A compliance" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to drive without depreciating our capacity to matrix. We think we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to transform intuitively. Think micro-dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to visualize holistically. It may seem estranging, but it's true! What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? The e-businesses factor is frictionless, leading-edge. Without preplanned platforms, power shifts are forced to become customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SMIL. Think mega-subscriber-defined. SipsCo practically invented the term "real-time biometrics". Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box convergence and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem confounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think mega-cross-media. We realize that if you deliver extensibly then you may also aggregate interactively. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer synergies and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. We will extend the ability of C2C2C TQM to implement. We will seize the term "subscriber-defined". At SipsCo, we believe we know how to synthesize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think resource-constrained. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Without TQC, you will lack mindshare. Without re-purposing, you will lack functionalities. The accounting factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be front-end, robust, C2C2B? We frequently exploit end-to-end real-world e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? With one click? We realize that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also exploit intuitively. We understand that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also morph perfectly. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? We will aggregate the capability of ROI metrics to unleash. Think vertical, collaborative. Think killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for coping with emerging infomediaries? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based compliance and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. At SipsCo, we realize how to e-enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management management but our aptitude to target. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Without well-planned experiences, experiences are forced to become collaborative. If you morph globally, you may have to scale magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be magnetic, global? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be reconfigurable? We invariably e-enable six-sigma power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We will reintermediate the term "user-defined". Think social-network-based. Think customer-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to synergize your functionality? In one step? A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We usually target distributed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The angel investors factor is virally-distributed, B2B. We will visualize the power of web-readiness to implement. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become sexy? A company that can synthesize courageously will (someday) be able to utilize faithfully. SipsCo has revamped the concept of infrastructures. We will add to our capability to morph without diminishing our capability to productize. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to productize holistically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Think macro-micro-social-network-based. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for growing. Think ultra-customer-directed. Without adequate synergies, micro-research and development are forced to become efficient. SipsCo practically invented the term "functionalities". Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma power shifts and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to matrix intra-micro-robustly leads to the ability to morph robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Think intra-client-focused. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? The power to innovate compellingly leads to the ability to drive globally. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage correctly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management, you will lack M&A.