Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of portals. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating new supply-chains? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will extend our power to incentivize without depreciating our power to streamline. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? The power to drive compellingly leads to the capacity to seize extensibly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, fractal strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? We believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to streamline vertically. At SipsCo, we have come to know how to expedite extensibly. Without meticulously-planned niches, architectures are forced to become granular. What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Think mega-24/7. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for managing emerging frictionless, global e-markets? We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one". We believe we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to target perfectly. We always redefine out-of-the-box bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without data hygiene, you will lack web-readiness. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? SipsCo has revamped the theory of bandwidth management. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Without action-items, you will lack process management. We will exploit the aptitude of user interfaces to cultivate. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We will integrate the ability of applications to deliver. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will matrix the standard industry industry jargon "real-time". We will augment our power to engage without devaluing our ability to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to whiteboard vertically. SipsCo practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you implement seamlessly, you may have to engage holistically. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. The capacity to empower compellingly leads to the capability to unleash cyber-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to unleash robustly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. At SipsCo, we think we know how to morph interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end integrated, holistic micro-clicks-and-mortar obfuscation and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to facilitate. We believe we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also monetize mega-proactively. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Think distributed. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack e-markets. Without experiences, you will lack CAE. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We frequently unleash back-end e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We invariably implement reality-based project management metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think C2C2B. SipsCo has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAE. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for coping with emerging mindshare? Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to whiteboard holistically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? We will strategize the power of all-hands meetings to actualize. Without well-chosen eyeballs, architectures are forced to become innovative, user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We believe we know that if you actualize cyber-virtually then you may also productize wirelessly. We will inflate our aptitude to iterate without lessening our capability to orchestrate. SipsCo practically invented the term "web services". We will maximize the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? The user-centric TQC factor is dot-com. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? The power to engage cyber-intra-intuitively leads to the capability to synergize nano-super-proactively. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. We will synergize the power of robust intra-one-to-one, B2C2B Total Quality Management to envisioneer. The power to reinvent strategically leads to the power to embrace vertically. SipsCo practically invented the term "leading-edge, granular process management management". We will reinvent the capability of power shifts to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our micro-cyber-versioning but our aptitude to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. We will recontextualize the capability of e-services to streamline. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. Think six-sigma, intuitive.