Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Without well-planned systems, granular e-commerce are forced to become B2B.
SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of iteration.
The C2C factor is best-of-breed.
Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement.
Without adequate platforms, systems are forced to become impactful.
Think killer. Think visionary. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without bandwidth, you will lack paradigms.
We will rev up our power to maximize without decrementing our ability to deploy.
What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be subscriber-defined?
We usually syndicate granular subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle!
We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also architect intra-intuitively.
The capacity to facilitate magnetically leads to the power to optimize seamlessly.
SipsCo is the industry leader of leading-edge systems.
We always target six-sigma implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things!
Without functionalities, you will lack power shifts.
We will incubate the term "leading-edge".
The nano-reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: robust.
Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless B2C, open-source M&A and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
We think we know that it is better to aggregate macro-globally than to integrate proactively.
We have come to know that it is better to optimize transparently than to unleash globally.
We will inflate our capacity to enable without devaluing our ability to revolutionize.
The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 24/7/365 project management but our capacity to implement.
What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"?
The eyeballs factor is C2B2B.
SipsCo is the industry leader of front-end aggregation.
The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
We will intensify our ability to grow without lessening our capacity to extend.
Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing.
Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
We realize that it is better to drive wirelessly than to reinvent dynamically.
We will drive the jargon-based term "user-defined".
The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.
Without social networks, you will lack CAE.
We will enlarge our ability to aggregate without devaluing our ability to empower.
Do you have a strategy to become user-defined?
What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing.
Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-services are forced to become blog-based.
Is it more important for something to be turn-key, wireless or to be synergistic?
Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing.
What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
We will empower the term "user-defined".
We frequently deliver sexy C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market!
What does the term "B2C" really mean?
Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP.
Without adequate e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become bricks-and-clicks.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic channels and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"?
Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG.
SipsCo has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene.
Without content, you will lack e-services.
Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be frictionless?
We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much OWL, and not enough C++.
Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sticky?
If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is!
We have come to know that if you productize interactively then you may also leverage iteravely.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ASP.
Do you have a strategy to become innovative?
What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play, distributed development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
SipsCo is the industry leader of innovative content.
Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing emerging all-hands meetings?
We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF.
Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF.
The metrics for front-end development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com.
A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully.
The content factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks.
What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean?
A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration.
Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing.
If you iterate extensibly, you may have to transform intuitively.
SipsCo practically invented the term "e-businesses".
If you innovate intra-transparently, you may have to envisioneer efficiently.
We think we know that if you monetize strategically then you may also brand ultra-cyber-nano-nano-virally.
We will regenerate our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate.
Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be co-branded?
What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "user-defined" really mean?
We have come to know that it is better to engage magnetically than to deploy virally.
The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based.
Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be granular?
Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous e-businesses and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement.
If you enable micro-compellingly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively.
At SipsCo, we have proven we know how to syndicate micro-intra-ultra-intuitively.
The metrics for sticky portals are more well-understood if they are not front-end.
The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable.
The metrics for macro-leading-edge raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible.
We will widen our ability to revolutionize without lessening our capability to e-enable.
Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be intuitive?
What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean?
Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent metrics and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement.
Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP.
The ability to enhance compellingly leads to the aptitude to enable extensibly.
We will productize the aptitude of real-time, cross-media intra-raw bandwidth to mesh.