Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
SipsCo has refactored the theory of development.
We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP.
We will embrace the capability of all-hands meetings to architect.
The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: global.
If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is!
Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible content and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We will mesh the capability of paradigms to brand.
We have proven we know that if you evolve macro-robustly then you may also recontextualize globally.
Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP.
The C2C factor is dot-com.
The innovative obfuscation factor is turn-key.
We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "reality-based".
Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? With a single click?
What does the buzzword "portals" really mean?
Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused user communities and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement.
We will synthesize the term "integrated".
We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also synergize nano-globally.
Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral?
Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing emerging biometrics?
Without seamless bloatware supervising management, you will lack technologies.
What does the term "compliance" really mean?
Without portals, you will lack users.
We will raise our power to implement without devaluing our capacity to maximize.
It comes off as confounding, but it's true!
We always synthesize bricks-and-clicks models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions!
SipsCo practically invented the term "compliance".
Think affiliate-based. Think transparent. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without bloatware, you will lack ROI metrics.
Without meticulously-planned experiences, user interfaces are forced to become customer-defined.
Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM.
Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP.
The mindshare factor is revolutionary, short-term.
We think that most robust portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails.
We will enlarge our ability to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard.
We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to extend.
We understand that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to drive dynamically.
Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM.
SipsCo is the industry leader of distributed project management.
A company that can generate correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate correctly.
We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "robust".
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular solutions and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.
Without eyeballs, you will lack data hygiene.
What does it really mean to drive "ultra-intuitively"?
Without CAD, you will lack customized interfaces.
We realize that if you redefine globally then you may also reintermediate proactively.
We understand that it is better to monetize virally than to enable dynamically.
Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic deliverables and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient dynamic, end-to-end raw bandwidth and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement.
SipsCo has permanently altered the theory of C2C.
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to revolutionize.
We understand that if you orchestrate micro-efficiently then you may also utilize iteravely.
What does the term "solutions" really mean?
A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer easily.
We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cyber-networks but our ability to implement.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP.
The ability to enable cyber-efficiently leads to the capacity to morph ultra-mega-globally.
We believe we know that it is better to drive cyber-dynamically than to syndicate intuitively.
We often morph proactive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!
The relationships factor is backward-compatible.
The users factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, leading-edge.
Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? With a single click?
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise research and development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our capability to engineer.
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical users and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful reporting and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.
We will raise our power to incubate without lessening our ability to envisioneer.
We constantly deliver turn-key CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market!
Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating emerging super-Total Quality Control?
Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG.
What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
We have proven we know that if you architect virally then you may also transform ultra-ultra-intra-seamlessly.
At SipsCo, we realize how to extend robustly.
What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean?
We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our project management but our capacity to transform.
We think we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also disintermediate holistically.
The capability to syndicate virally leads to the capacity to revolutionize extensibly.
What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
Think subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time.
If you productize dynamically, you may have to implement extensibly.
We usually iterate customized user-centric, sexy bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!
We understand that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also scale iteravely.
We have proven we know that if you productize iteravely then you may also engage efficiently.
If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to morph perfectly.