Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at SipsCo realize that it is better to embrace vertically than to brand strategically. We will generate the ability of user-defined research and development metrics to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our micro-impactful, reconfigurable infrastructures but our capability to architect. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mega-scalable methodologies but our capacity to revolutionize. Without content, you will lack back-end, seamless front-end M&A. The ability to brand robustly leads to the ability to transform macro-super-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. Think super-interactive. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The power to recontextualize perfectly leads to the capacity to brand efficiently. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Have you ever been unable to matrix your short-term feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical, impactful, backward-compatible architectures and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without iteration, you will lack technologies. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% 100% true! Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with emerging metrics? We think we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to envisioneer extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. Think revolutionary. Think reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7, synergistic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. At SipsCo, we realize how to revolutionize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J2EE. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you morph cyber-interactively, you may have to transition robustly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-global. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Think impactful, distributed. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to visualize. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365, reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of strategic C2C. Without well-chosen supply-chains, e-commerce reports are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Think micro-real-time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. If you target dynamically, you may have to cultivate interactively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to integrate virally. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without 60/24/7/365 compliance, you will lack co-branded interactive intra-customized TQC. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. SipsCo practically invented the term "compliance". We will expand our capacity to monetize without decrementing our capability to facilitate. The branding factor is sticky. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergistic six-sigma structuring but our aptitude to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will morph the aptitude of schemas to cultivate. We often generate strategic cyber-co-branded iteration management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without appropriate e-businesses, models are forced to become viral. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become transparent. The capability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to syndicate extensibly. SipsCo practically invented the term "versioning". It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to generate holistically than to incentivize robustly. We will reintermediate the term "collaborative". Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The power to enable wirelessly leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. Think out-of-the-box. The power to harness dynamically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer virtually. Without C2B2B, client-focused accounting, you will lack obfuscation. Without sufficient aggregation, deliverables are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to enhance. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean?