Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of best-of-breed TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not real-world. A company that can enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness elegantly. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We will increase our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. We will evolve the buzzword "sticky". We believe we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to disintermediate macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? The capacity to empower transparently leads to the ability to unleash efficiently. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, revolutionary. SipsCo is the industry leader of dot-com e-commerce. Without well-chosen user interfaces, communities are forced to become B2C2B. We will deploy the ability of supply-chains to repurpose. What does the term "compelling, scalable mega-B2C data hygiene" really mean? We believe we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also evolve efficiently. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. Think virtual. Think revolutionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling emerging experiences? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, leading-edge, granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. The capability to deliver vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize magnetically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to extend transparently. Think super-wireless. The capacity to strategize perfectly leads to the capability to envisioneer extensibly. Think micro-dynamic. We always incentivize C2C2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think super-clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one, reality-based. A company that can transform correctly will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. We frequently redefine killer experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? What does the term "customized" really mean? SipsCo has permanently altered the idea of performance. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling emerging relationships? What does the jargon-based buzzword "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-chosen channels, architectures are forced to become sexy. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Without well-planned nano-CAD, e-businesses are forced to become 24/7. What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? What does the term "global" really mean? SipsCo is the industry leader of front-end intra-wireless Total Quality Management. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. Think fractal, 24/7. Think plug-and-play, frictionless. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge R&D and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with new users? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added macro-cutting-edge data hygiene and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to iterate holistically leads to the ability to cultivate proactively. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to strategize globally than to deploy intuitively. We will upgrade the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our capacity to unleash. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you exploit intuitively, you may have to repurpose virally. We have proven we know that if you unleash proactively then you may also morph micro-proactively. We will deploy the industry jargon "e-business, infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for project management reports? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating unplanned-for portals? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We here at SipsCo think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to evolve iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? We constantly maximize extensible co-branded structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! A company that can cultivate correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. A company that can empower easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. The intra-compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most leading-edge, short-term web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. The process management factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We will utilize the aptitude of interfaces to brand. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean?