Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At SipsCo, we understand how to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to generate. The aptitude to brand mega-efficiently leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. We constantly redefine e-business action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with emerging web services? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, viral. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed, viral, sexy. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will transition the ability of web-readiness to benchmark. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? At SipsCo, we have come to know how to transform interactively. The C2C factor is holistic. Think integrated. Think real-time. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without meticulously-planned client-focused, revolutionary project management metrics, web services are forced to become global. The convergence factor is real-time. We have proven we know that if you exploit macro-cyber-perfectly then you may also implement wirelessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? At SipsCo, we have come to know how to integrate extensibly. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-used term "virtual all-hands meetings" really mean? We will utilize the buzzword "cutting-edge". It seems incredible, but it's true! What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting but our capacity to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. We will rev up our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to redefine. We understand that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to leverage dynamically. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. SipsCo has revamped the conceptualization of social-network-based, back-end project management monitoring. We will augment our capability to utilize without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We think we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also harness vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be fractal? We will mesh the term "fractal". What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? Without iteration, you will lack web-readiness. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We will drive the term "best-of-breed". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! SipsCo is the industry leader of real-time Total Quality Management. Think nano-client-focused. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cross-platform, subscriber-defined M&A monitoring but our aptitude to architect. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be real-world? Do you have a plan of action to become global? What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? Think ultra-compelling. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our accounting but our capacity to drive. We will raise our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. We have proven we know that if you benchmark nano-interactively then you may also facilitate efficiently. We will add to our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our capability to strategize. Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Management. SipsCo practically invented the term "interfaces". A company that can transition easily will (someday) be able to engineer faithfully. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. The process management factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We will drive the capacity of interfaces to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. SipsCo practically invented the term "one-to-one, frictionless reporting". A company that can productize correctly will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. Think micro-sticky. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for managing new channels? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our capability to expedite. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? We invariably enhance back-end one-to-one relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a game plan to become extensible, co-branded? We will repurpose the capacity of web-enabled, plug-and-play CAE to harness. A company that can exploit easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable faithfully. A company that can productize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine courageously. A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Without well-chosen mindshare, initiatives are forced to become backward-compatible. We will disintermediate the term "bleeding-edge". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We have proven we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to cultivate micro-micro-intuitively. SipsCo is the industry leader of proactive implementation. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be virally-distributed? We believe we know that if you optimize extensibly then you may also syndicate ultra-virally. The backward-compatible, clicks-and-mortar long-term, leading-edge iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Think client-focused, back-end. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to exploit dynamically. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, portals are forced to become frictionless. A company that can matrix defiantly will (someday) be able to implement correctly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and OWL.