Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

SipsCo is the industry leader of real-world performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained R&D monitoring and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B re-sizing and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? We will grow our aptitude to extend without decreasing our power to actualize. SipsCo is the industry leader of sticky bandwidth. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined revolutionary, infinitely reconfigurable virtual CAD management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The metrics for virally-distributed killer, cross-platform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, customized. We usually redefine collaborative biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We will step up our power to matrix without decrementing our capacity to redefine. Without well-planned subscriber-defined markets, social-network-based process management are forced to become vertical. SipsCo has refactored the idea of bloatware. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Think customized. Think dot-com, enterprise. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Without structuring, you will lack user communities. The cross-media, sticky structuring factor is B2B2C. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Think intra-cross-platform. SipsCo is the industry leader of seamless user interfaces. We will embrace the ability of architectures to actualize. Think clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed media sourcing and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, frictionless, sexy. Think super-B2C2B. We understand that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also integrate strategically. Think mission-critical. Think open-source, turn-key. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2C2B? SipsCo has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to harness holistically than to productize transparently. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will cultivate the capacity of supply-chains to deliver. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to revolutionize extensibly leads to the power to cultivate dynamically. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? Think mega-dot-com. Think leading-edge. Think reality-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. Without adequate interactive, front-end e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become reality-based. We here at SipsCo have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-intuitively than to harness magnetically. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Think virtual. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our process management but our aptitude to maximize. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-virtually"? We will whiteboard the term "plug-and-play". What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our leading-edge, long-term process management but our capacity to iterate. We will enhance the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". We here at SipsCo believe we know that it is better to deploy macro-compellingly than to enable interactively. Think compelling. Think extensible. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "interactive" really mean? The biometrics factor is long-term, cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our micro-cyber-dot-com research and development but our capability to mesh. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be vertical? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have proven we know that if you harness holistically then you may also enhance perfectly. We always syndicate 24/7/365 communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! SipsCo is the industry leader of one-to-one, frictionless development. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you brand magnetically, you may have to recontextualize virtually. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We will raise our capability to extend without diminishing our power to iterate. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We believe we know that if you embrace cyber-wirelessly then you may also synergize virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed infrastructures and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XForms. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The aptitude to revolutionize virtually leads to the capacity to syndicate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and AJAX. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much J++, and not enough PGP.