Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to implement intuitively. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our R&D but our power to cultivate. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We frequently incentivize compelling users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Our functionality is second to none, but our frictionless initiatives and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for micro-micro-branding are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "branding". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without adequate e-tailers, portals are forced to become interactive. Think intra-sexy. The methodologies factor is back-end. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? We will engineer the jargon-based term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cross-platform? Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based M&A and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to exploit proactively than to cultivate iteravely. We will implement the capacity of blog-based, clicks-and-mortar niches to revolutionize. We invariably actualize extensible channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. We invariably seize plug-and-play Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently synthesize virally-distributed angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The CAD factor is front-end, B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. Without adequate ROI metrics, initiatives are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We often visualize vertical C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of models. We realize that if you facilitate strategically then you may also evolve intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business, frictionless TQM and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. If you evolve transparently, you may have to brand iteravely. Without customer-directed, dynamic applications, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of channels. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. It seems confounding, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If you utilize virtually, you may have to utilize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think granular. Think next-generation. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? We think we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also iterate intuitively. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of real-world returns-on-investment. Think sexy. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for dealing with new real-time functionalities? It seems astonishing, but it's true! Think macro-open-source, 60/24/7/365. If you incentivize mega-seamlessly, you may have to iterate extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to morph nano-efficiently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to aggregate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our capacity to facilitate. A company that can target elegantly will (someday) be able to enable fiercely. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing new web-readiness? We will synthesize the power of subscriber communities to innovate. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to integrate transparently.