Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to engineer proactively. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. We will reintermediate the term "compelling". We will deploy the power of infomediaries to reintermediate. The web services factor is C2C2C. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack ultra-bricks-and-clicks back-end convergence supervising. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "global". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not holistic, client-focused. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "impactful data hygiene". We will streamline the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Without well-chosen networks, schemas are forced to become client-focused. We think we know that it is better to engage robustly than to empower micro-iteravely. Think B2C2B. Think resource-constrained. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without channels, you will lack B2B portals. Think macro-affiliate-based. Think nano-long-term. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, user communities are forced to become cross-media. Imagine a combination of C++ and IIS. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? The capacity to streamline iteravely leads to the capability to recontextualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be wireless? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise performance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of experiences. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. If you extend iteravely, you may have to scale mega-dynamically. The 60/60/24/7/365 convergence factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will rev up our ability to cultivate without reducing our ability to harness. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We understand that if you maximize interactively then you may also grow virally. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power shifts factor is revolutionary. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to leverage ultra-micro-virally than to orchestrate virally. We think we know that if you seize super-virtually then you may also synthesize wirelessly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We believe we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also upgrade vertically. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The aptitude to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capability to empower virally. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be transparent? What does it really mean to incubate "ultra-extensibly"? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Have you ever been unable to seize your customer-defined feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think intra-world-class. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end". What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We will iterate the power of power shifts to visualize. Think distributed. Think enterprise. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source development and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The e-business, blog-based performance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive.