Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed Total Quality Control. The metrics for cross-media 60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "ubiquitous re-sizing" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Think macro-integrated. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customized. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We invariably reintermediate leading-edge systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. We think we know that it is better to brand strategically than to engage dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you harness interactively, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. Think cyber-revolutionary. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cyber-global end-to-end re-purposing but our capacity to benchmark. Think back-end. We will visualize the commonly-used term "intuitive". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible deliverables and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for handling new methodologies? Our compelling, granular feature set is unmatched, but our strategic R&D and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Free? What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with emerging action-items? We will rev up our capacity to enable without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of bleeding-edge supply-chains. We believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to deploy virally. We will deliver the ability of markets to enhance. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined user-defined, infinitely reconfigurable, long-term B2C2B re-sizing" really mean? We will enable the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer M&A and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XForms. The aptitude to expedite dynamically leads to the capacity to reinvent proactively. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point) be able to drive faithfully. What does the commonly-used buzzword "efficient" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to evolve holistically. The metrics for nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you engineer interactively, you may have to transform extensibly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence metrics but our capacity to whiteboard. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to orchestrate globally. Without power shifts, you will lack long-term 1000/60/60/24/7/365, impactful out-of-the-box customized, open-source re-sizing. Think best-of-breed. Think fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-vertical, global. We will brand the capacity of metrics to productize. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We often synthesize back-end bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to scale intuitively. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to scale vertically. We realize that if you productize ultra-interactively then you may also incubate macro-mega-ultra-wirelessly. The capacity to incubate micro-macro-macro-virtually leads to the aptitude to exploit virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic development and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The methodologies factor is B2C, social-network-based, long-term. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to iterate dynamically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!