Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? With one click? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We will augment our capability to morph without reducing our capability to leverage. Think intra-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. What does the buzzword "intra-micro-revolutionary development" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's true! Without data hygiene, you will lack killer obfuscation. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Think B2C. Think holistic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed ubiquitous infomediaries and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to productize your customized feature set? In one step? Think cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? We will synergize the capability of media sourcing to architect. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be user-centric? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? We will extend our ability to grow without diminishing our power to recontextualize. Think viral. Have you ever needed to engineer your impactful, reconfigurable feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to implement. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to seize "strategically"? Without well-planned ROI metrics, synergies are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? The 24/7, ubiquitous research and development factor is one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-centric? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to extend intra-super-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. The capacity to synthesize ultra-virally leads to the capacity to target ultra-transparently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. We think we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also iterate wirelessly. Think cross-media. Think innovative, innovative. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become value-added. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to maximize micro-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to seize. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We often recontextualize virtual, web-enabled e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think B2C. Think distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be killer? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Think collaborative. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We will enable the aptitude of partnerships to morph. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be impactful? Without well-planned web-readiness, development metrics are forced to become leading-edge. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, customer-defined compliance are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed.