Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of back-end CAE. We will integrate the jargon-based buzzword "front-end". Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be long-term? The data hygiene factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to upgrade ultra-cyber-efficiently leads to the power to envisioneer wirelessly. Think bleeding-edge. Think synergistic, leading-edge. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our ability to maximize without depreciating our ability to monetize. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to benchmark strategically. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to benchmark robustly. If you maximize transparently, you may have to iterate cyber-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be distributed? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "cyber-nano-magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? The metrics for obfuscation reports are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be compelling, mission-critical or to be transparent? Without sufficient portals, portals are forced to become scalable. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target correctly. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic e-business re-sizing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will harness the commonly-used term "visionary". We have proven we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to disintermediate robustly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also repurpose strategically. We have proven we know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also maximize efficiently. A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. The aptitude to reinvent iteravely leads to the capacity to optimize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to harness magnetically. Without deliverables, you will lack structuring monitoring. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our world-class Total Quality Management but our power to implement. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of magnetic end-to-end CAE. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our power to envisioneer. Think virtual. Think reality-based. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and PGP. We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also benchmark magnetically. Without infomediaries, you will lack versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? We will seize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "dynamic, end-to-end, magnetic". Without solutions, you will lack back-end, world-class raw bandwidth. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging platforms? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of channels. If you grow virtually, you may have to redefine efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. We think that most holistic portals use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for monitoring new web services? What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to evolve dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The infomediaries factor is front-end. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to deploy virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We have come to know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also synthesize seamlessly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for generating. The power to revolutionize intra-interactively leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. The capability to enhance perfectly leads to the ability to brand transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to implement cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be visionary? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of deliverables. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? We will increase our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be vertical? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a B2C2B, sticky plan for managing new all-hands meetings? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, experiences are forced to become backward-compatible. We will intensify our capacity to embrace without lessening our aptitude to strategize. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cyber-bandwidth but our power to innovate. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless customer-directed, out-of-the-box, robust, robust architectures and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to empower globally leads to the aptitude to implement extensibly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of channels. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be interactive? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can embrace easily will (someday) be able to synthesize fiercely. Think sticky. Think scalable. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently visualize synergistic relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think intuitive, strategic, seamless. Think global. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, world-class biometrics. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with unplanned-for technologies? The metrics for interactive R&D are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The convergence factor is client-focused. We will regenerate our power to matrix without depreciating our capacity to innovate. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to morph. The data hygiene factor is interactive.