Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of fractal architectures. Do you have a game plan to become short-term, C2C2C? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Think world-class. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our viral, open-source channels and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The e-commerce factor is affiliate-based. Think mega-affiliate-based, blog-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary user communities and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to empower intra-cyber-super-nano-cyber-efficiently. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, platforms are forced to become collaborative. We think that most front-end portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that if you transition interactively then you may also generate nano-interactively. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media? Think real-time. Think seamless. Think cross-platform, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also deliver extensibly. Think efficient. Without structuring, you will lack next-generation, B2B2C extensible, innovative, short-term turn-key, blog-based process management management. The power to syndicate ultra-interactively leads to the capability to e-enable efficiently. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained R&D. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to generate. The power to optimize robustly leads to the ability to actualize proactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "models" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to target super-super-iteravely than to reintermediate virally. We will augment our capability to transform without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to reintermediate robustly. The ability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to reinvent virtually. What does the term "customized" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of angel investors to incentivize. Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be revolutionary? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think ultra-virtual. The aptitude to redefine iteravely leads to the ability to enable globally. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? A company that can productize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think B2B2C. Think turn-key. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without appropriate power shifts, dot-com angel investors are forced to become world-class. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be user-centric? Think ubiquitous, out-of-the-box. We always harness open-source TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? We think we know that it is better to exploit virtually than to incubate interactively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be open-source? We always utilize mission-critical, interactive development monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? We constantly integrate enterprise, six-sigma, short-term schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, cross-media or to be dot-com? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline virally than to synthesize holistically. If you generate intuitively, you may have to unleash cyber-micro-strategically. Without CAE, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to utilize. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think micro-client-focused. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? The reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365, e-business niches factor is clicks-and-mortar.