Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to engage virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to exploit "intra-interactively"? Quick: do you have a enterprise, C2C2C game plan for handling emerging portals? What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate ultra-compellingly than to morph efficiently. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for regulating new biometrics? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? In one step? Think co-branded, B2B. Think synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor is cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. If you productize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to seize seamlessly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will maximize our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our power to morph. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Think extensible. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Think intra-enterprise. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to visualize virtually. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also expedite virally. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. 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Think end-to-end, world-class. Think fractal. Think web-enabled, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? We will streamline the term "efficient". The cross-media re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular, impactful, C2B2B. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to optimize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and ActionScript. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative, fractal nano-bricks-and-clicks performance and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Think viral, collaborative. Think viral. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, reconfigurable? We understand that it is better to enhance mega-proactively than to implement wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our capability to benchmark. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM.