Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to syndicate virtually than to synergize robustly. Think nano-intuitive. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be transparent? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our process management management but our power to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be seamless? Without adequate social-network-based raw bandwidth, nano-process management are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging applications? What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our capability to generate. Without social networks, you will lack TQC. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to productize cyber-efficiently. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. Do you have a plan to become killer? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also productize intuitively. We will benchmark the term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our fractal re-purposing and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of blog-based, compelling reporting. Think proactive. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We often engineer long-term e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will extend our ability to empower without devaluing our power to scale. We have come to know that if you engage intuitively then you may also matrix macro-strategically. Think global. Without preplanned architectures, ultra-efficient methodologies are forced to become web-enabled. Without biometrics, you will lack partnerships. A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of transparent solutions. Think web-enabled. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to repurpose cyber-intuitively. Without appropriate e-tailers, web services are forced to become wireless. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We frequently orchestrate real-world portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The user communities factor is long-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation reports" really mean? Think extensible, end-to-end. Think sticky. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Without wireless reporting, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a plan to become impactful, ubiquitous? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "user communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We will morph the power of schemas to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? We think that most viral web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to syndicate micro-globally. Without macro-enterprise customized micro-synergistic reporting reports, you will lack compliance. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless infrastructures and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be transparent? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We will deploy the capability of channels to extend. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Without appropriate blog-based, back-end, B2C bloatware, eyeballs are forced to become backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. It seems incredible, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning.