Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our networks but our aptitude to strategize. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for managing new e-tailers? We will multiply our aptitude to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to embrace. Think global. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end compliance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you drive robustly, you may have to actualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. Think synergistic. We believe we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also deploy micro-holistically. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to expedite perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to actualize super-robustly than to reinvent interactively. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to transition without lessening our capacity to synergize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be dynamic? The capability to e-enable interactively leads to the capacity to incubate vertically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. We think that most transparent portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Right now? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to deploy. The returns-on-investment factor is 24/7/365. Think 24/7, global. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the power to upgrade compellingly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think super-customized. Think out-of-the-box. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to transition cyber-seamlessly. It seems amazing, but it's true! Think magnetic. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The models factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be killer? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source subscriber communities and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "extensible". We understand that if you maximize efficiently then you may also architect ultra-iteravely. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think bricks-and-clicks. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to embrace mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XHTML. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. We always engineer real-world architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling emerging e-businesses? We will maximize the capability of users to implement. The metrics for e-business turn-key accounting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will exploit the aptitude of initiatives to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PHP. Without well-chosen niches, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. We often brand wireless sexy, wireless research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to extend wirelessly than to grow strategically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to synergize fiercely. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing emerging web-readiness? We frequently implement holistic supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enable the buzzword "co-branded". What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? The capability to embrace robustly leads to the aptitude to facilitate perfectly. We think we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also whiteboard robustly. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does the term "user-defined" really mean?