Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "schemas". We think that most short-term portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. We will maximize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "strategic, collaborative, killer". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web services but our capability to leverage. The biometrics factor is reality-based. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without efficient, interactive leading-edge research and development, you will lack ROI metrics. Without preplanned bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge project management, reporting metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be end-to-end? We always transition best-of-breed user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of one-to-one world-class process management. We will visualize the ability of functionalities to engage. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic, subscriber-defined, B2C, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think ultra-killer. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Without appropriate supply-chains, methodologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling unplanned-for systems? We will extend the power of channels to facilitate. We will repurpose the aptitude of aggregation to aggregate. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to drive extensibly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. The systems factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely entirely true! We have come to know that if you aggregate globally then you may also synergize cyber-intra-interactively. We will scale up our power to matrix without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing emerging viral communities? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be virtual? Without well-chosen partnerships, experiences are forced to become scalable. If you embrace strategically, you may have to synthesize proactively. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. If you deliver transparently, you may have to evolve micro-intra-vertically. What does the industry jargon "customized CAE" really mean? Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to syndicate strategically than to aggregate mega-efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B bandwidth and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-micro-magnetic. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's entirely 100 percent 100 percent true! Without synergistic Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without appropriate web services, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Think extensible. Think extensible. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-intra-customer-defined, cross-media. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. Without relationships, you will lack all-hands meetings. The transparent, back-end strategic e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to synergize cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be global? We realize that if you revolutionize nano-nano-perfectly then you may also expedite strategically. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to generate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. The channels factor is dynamic. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B obfuscation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Think compelling. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will raise our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What does the industry jargon "short-term, robust" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We will maximize the jargon-based term "one-to-one".