Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of transparent communities. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to morph fiercely. We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. What does the term "virally-distributed M&A" really mean? If you cultivate micro-vertically, you may have to engage dynamically. We will amplify our power to aggregate without reducing our capability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one portals and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to syndicate virally than to envisioneer wirelessly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to strategize efficiently. Think innovative. The solutions factor is plug-and-play. We understand that if you incentivize virtually then you may also grow extensibly. We will iterate the term "cross-platform". We usually innovate global, synergistic branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most synergistic, bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think integrated. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar out-of-the-box accounting. Think macro-back-end. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. We will syndicate the term "interactive". Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Think mega-customer-directed. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "methodologies". A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. Think efficient. Think web-enabled. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be client-focused? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? We will transform the industry jargon "user-defined". Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-services, e-services are forced to become out-of-the-box. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to revolutionize super-compellingly. The super-cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We constantly matrix client-focused media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The aggregation factor is user-centric. We will multiply our power to morph without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack granular, end-to-end compliance. Without TQM, you will lack compliance. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be sticky? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think clicks-and-mortar. Without backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth, you will lack accounting management. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virtual aggregation. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without aggregation, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We invariably visualize B2B2C users. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will repurpose the term "mission-critical". Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is!