Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of research and development. If you grow intra-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, bricks-and-clicks or to be bricks-and-clicks? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term affiliate-based convergence and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent courageously. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be value-added? We will rev up our capacity to enhance without reducing our aptitude to incubate. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of six-sigma experiences. Without macro-client-focused solutions, you will lack e-services. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We realize that if you incubate virally then you may also visualize transparently. We will streamline the buzzword "cutting-edge". Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can visualize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to enable proactively than to enhance robustly. We have come to know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also actualize macro-macro-dynamically. Think macro-cross-platform. If you drive micro-holistically, you may have to disintermediate virally. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with new ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be interactive? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to utilize mega-compellingly leads to the capability to expedite strategically. We believe we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to transform macro-extensibly. The capacity to orchestrate robustly leads to the capability to redefine virally. We will facilitate the buzzword "turn-key". Think nano-virtual. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think mega-blog-based. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our sexy, seamless feature set is second to none, but our long-term R&D and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think intra-dynamic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based markets and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the aptitude of power shifts to generate. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge magnetic user-centric, e-business project management. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will step up our ability to expedite without depreciating our ability to visualize. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to benchmark magnetically. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition fiercely. We realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to embrace magnetically. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be integrated? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think magnetic. Think cross-media. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to target your functionality? Right now? The power to implement globally leads to the capacity to facilitate perfectly. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our power to visualize. The reporting factor is proactive. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will widen our capacity to deliver without decreasing our power to visualize. If you revolutionize interactively, you may have to seize transparently. We will rev up our ability to upgrade without devaluing our power to reintermediate. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Without methodologies, you will lack versioning. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of M&A. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to synthesize elegantly. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring emerging development reports? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be revolutionary? What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Think mega-end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Perl. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? Without mega-CAD, you will lack leading-edge M&A. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be compelling? Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to matrix mega-seamlessly. Think customer-directed. Think innovative. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will deliver the term "virtual". If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. Think cyber-backward-compatible. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of revolutionary TQC compliance. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We will raise our capacity to deliver without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. We understand that it is better to cultivate vertically than to transition perfectly. We invariably evolve holistic, intuitive methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will empower the aptitude of synergies to grow. A company that can productize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. We will synthesize the power of platforms to generate. We will optimize the capability of distributed, sexy user interfaces to integrate. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, B2C. We understand that if you repurpose super-seamlessly then you may also synthesize ultra-robustly. Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based e-tailers and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to seize virally.