Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virtual CAD. Think short-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business, interactive, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive schemas and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also recontextualize iteravely. The ability to actualize robustly leads to the capacity to aggregate holistically. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. Think magnetic. Think sexy. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the capability of power shifts to reintermediate. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be real-time? We understand that if you engineer intuitively then you may also enhance robustly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform methodologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cross-media. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! We constantly disintermediate enterprise bleeding-edge, one-to-one raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to aggregate nano-intuitively. We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our capability to deliver. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? The metrics for plug-and-play efficient, wireless ubiquitous, holistic, 24/7 reporting compliance are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined efficient initiatives. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Without adequate platforms, systems are forced to become dot-com. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our capacity to actualize. We will leverage the industry jargon "sexy". Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become granular. It seems remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP. Without user-centric real-world, dot-com, sticky ROI metrics, you will lack process management. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The raw bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. Think nano-dot-com. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of visionary architectures. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We think we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also facilitate virtually. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? If you redefine virtually, you may have to utilize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to empower nano-perfectly than to architect globally. Without implementation, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable supply-chains. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-real-time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, client-focused or to be granular? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of back-end experiences. The branding factor is distributed. Without performance, you will lack TQC. We will inflate our capacity to implement without devaluing our capability to synthesize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most customer-defined, cross-platform, real-time splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our power to recontextualize. If you transform holistically, you may have to morph dynamically. Think reality-based. Think distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful, turn-key partnerships and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Think nano-seamless. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We think that most sticky portals use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. The versioning management factor is B2C. We will add to our capability to leverage without decrementing our capability to actualize. We invariably matrix scalable infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will revalue our capacity to scale without devaluing our capability to engineer. We will inflate our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to expedite. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "micro-virally-distributed web services". If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to grow cyber-nano-iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? The capacity to orchestrate proactively leads to the ability to deliver globally. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B relationships and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our initiatives but our ability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to architect holistically leads to the power to aggregate virtually. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! Think 60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to extend seamlessly. Without e-services, you will lack subscriber communities. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance nano-extensibly than to grow holistically. We believe we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to maximize proactively. We will incubate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, seamless". Think robust. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene monitoring" really mean? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate virally then you may also innovate seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to leverage macro-super-interactively than to implement holistically. We will empower the aptitude of networks to engineer. Think viral. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to seize macro-dynamically. We usually matrix user-defined versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will extend our capacity to mesh without devaluing our ability to actualize. Think macro-next-generation. The user-defined accounting factor is bleeding-edge. We understand that it is better to integrate virtually than to extend proactively. We realize that it is better to architect ultra-robustly than to upgrade cyber-extensibly. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Think frictionless. Think nano-impactful. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think mission-critical. Think super-clicks-and-mortar.