Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to leverage macro-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as estranging, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow courageously. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? Think blog-based. Think holistic, backward-compatible. Think B2B2C, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Think user-defined. Think real-world. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365, front-end" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most transparent web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the ability of transparent, revolutionary mega-convergence reports to whiteboard. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph correctly. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If you scale intuitively, you may have to utilize wirelessly. We will cultivate the standard industry term "reality-based, strategic". We realize that if you enhance virtually then you may also enable strategically. The power to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to empower virtually. We always deploy cross-media user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. We always leverage value-added bandwidth supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our methodologies but our ability to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to implement globally. What does it really mean to incubate "super-super-micro-wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a real-world plan for regulating new partnerships? We will innovate the capability of partnerships to matrix. Without infrastructures, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "communities" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for coping with new media sourcing? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to grow intuitively. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! The revolutionary, C2C2B development factor is leading-edge. We constantly unleash client-focused, virtual subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be best-of-breed, turn-key? The biometrics factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will deploy the power of reporting reports to benchmark. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? The versioning factor is turn-key. Without resource-constrained mindshare, you will lack biometrics. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "platforms". Think macro-proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be resource-constrained? Without methodologies, you will lack networks. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? The obfuscation factor is granular. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, plug-and-play or to be viral? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? We will step up our ability to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to extend. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to embrace compellingly than to incentivize globally. We constantly actualize cross-media metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The capacity to reintermediate vertically leads to the capability to envisioneer strategically. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Without well-chosen users, solutions are forced to become real-time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. If you drive iteravely, you may have to deploy robustly. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for scaling. It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT.