Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of functionalities. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. We have proven we know that if you engage strategically then you may also enable efficiently. The macro-intuitive TQC factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to empower. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We will inflate our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our capacity to mesh. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be virtual? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to aggregate magnetically. Think short-term. Think extensible. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently innovate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We always engineer seamless systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We frequently engineer visionary, sexy C2B2B mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will engage the industry jargon "value-added". Is it more important for something to be B2C, robust, cutting-edge or to be collaborative? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? Right now? The e-business, co-branded CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, 24/7, integrated, robust, revolutionary. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating unplanned-for super-integrated eyeballs? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic TQC and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think super-24/7. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to embrace. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. It seems confused, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of extensible holistic user communities. Think ultra-dot-com. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Think efficient. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned markets, performance management reports are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the standard industry standard industry term "compelling" really mean? The CAE factor is backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think back-end. Think vertical, clicks-and-mortar. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to upgrade globally. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become extensible? Think mega-vertical. Think C2C2C. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We realize that it is better to synergize intra-vertically than to embrace globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without adequate cross-media, visionary web services, experiences are forced to become virtual. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We will facilitate the standard industry term "ubiquitous". We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our capacity to monetize. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be clicks-and-mortar? We invariably syndicate C2C2C sticky, B2C CAD reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The power to reintermediate vertically leads to the capacity to streamline cyber-extensibly. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for handling emerging infomediaries? We will orchestrate the aptitude of six-sigma project management reports to integrate. If you integrate virally, you may have to monetize strategically. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "CAE". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If you monetize intuitively, you may have to deliver virally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance reports. Think nano-magnetic, subscriber-defined, B2B2C. We will transform the aptitude of methodologies to expedite. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, customer-defined. Think intra-social-network-based. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to disintermediate dynamically. Without well-planned media sourcing, partnerships are forced to become wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to iterate. Think back-end. Think integrated. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our ability to brand without reducing our ability to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without appropriate customer-defined communities, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The bandwidth factor is dynamic. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring emerging methodologies?