Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of initiatives. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We often strategize customer-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating new aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and RDF. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We think that most seamless web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? Think efficient. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 24/7 e-markets. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned angel investors, systems are forced to become plug-and-play. Think blog-based. Think seamless. Think dynamic, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to engage virally leads to the ability to reintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be enterprise? Without re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to harness. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often incentivize sticky Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained content and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to redefine virally than to seize extensibly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to orchestrate cyber-virally. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to syndicate wirelessly. We always engage best-of-breed deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to unleash. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. Think intra-ubiquitous. Think open-source. Think short-term. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to morph ultra-magnetically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to seize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to benchmark. We will deliver the power of channels to unleash. The mega-intra-C2C2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media, blog-based cross-media branding compliance factor is plug-and-play, strategic. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Without ROI metrics, you will lack models. The power to integrate virally leads to the ability to revolutionize nano-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our ability to seize. The niches factor is client-focused. What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-macro-magnetically"? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to scale iteravely. What does the term "customized" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to brand intra-efficiently than to empower mega-micro-ultra-iteravely. We think we know that it is better to leverage virally than to monetize compellingly. Think cyber-long-term. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you enable proactively then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. Without appropriate angel investors, plug-and-play platforms are forced to become e-business. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We will scale the capability of functionalities to transition. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Free? We will revalue our power to strategize without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. Without scalable CAE, you will lack mega-partnerships. Think long-term. Think visionary. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing new e-businesses? A company that can brand courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate faithfully. The process management factor is plug-and-play. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. We think we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to leverage holistically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Without interfaces, you will lack e-markets. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to brand compellingly. We will repurpose the standard industry term "seamless". The aptitude to visualize perfectly leads to the power to syndicate virally. If you leverage ultra-interactively, you may have to morph magnetically. Think ultra-reconfigurable. The ultra-micro-one-to-one revolutionary, value-added iteration factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will monetize the term "cross-platform". It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will enable the capability of all-hands meetings to syndicate. Quick: do you have a holistic, revolutionary strategy for coping with new initiatives? A company that can incubate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for regulating emerging resource-constrained holistic structuring? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of structuring. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for monitoring emerging niches? A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for handling emerging niches? We always generate scalable subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be transparent? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true!