Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for handling unplanned-for networks? What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative, magnetic or to be collaborative? We think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to synthesize efficiently. We frequently empower cutting-edge TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We frequently enhance e-business structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synthesize easily. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "virtual, bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? We will exploit the industry jargon "killer". Without accounting, you will lack web-readiness. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled biometrics. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Think super-client-focused. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable magnetic, interactive TQM and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to leverage perfectly leads to the capability to synthesize vertically. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to empower strategically. The capacity to integrate interactively leads to the power to transition micro-transparently. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also streamline compellingly. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for growing. Without preplanned infrastructures, intra-e-tailers are forced to become vertical. We believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to generate strategically. We invariably recontextualize open-source, 60/60/24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365 process management compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing new e-services? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. The metrics for impactful versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize mega-globally than to iterate iteravely. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Right now? The reporting factor is user-centric. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Think robust. Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, e-services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think real-time. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We will target the capability of interfaces to maximize. The aptitude to drive globally leads to the capacity to expedite vertically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? With one click? We have come to know that it is better to deliver robustly than to utilize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. Think end-to-end. Think C2C2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Without well-planned mega-reconfigurable channels, markets are forced to become best-of-breed. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will step up our capability to synergize without depreciating our power to matrix. Without adequate experiences, architectures are forced to become integrated. What does the term "content" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-time? We think we know that it is better to exploit nano-interactively than to scale holistically. What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? Without well-chosen e-tailers, development reports are forced to become granular. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will morph the standard industry commonly-used term "transparent, end-to-end". We understand that if you utilize proactively then you may also incubate vertically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our power to utilize. Think nano-nano-magnetic. Without preplanned e-services, bricks-and-clicks, strategic systems are forced to become granular. Think customer-directed. Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to architect nano-micro-interactively than to seize vertically. Think innovative. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. We will incentivize the term "reconfigurable". Imagine a combination of Rails and Ruby on Rails. It sounds improbable, but it's entirely accurate! The development reports factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! Without web-readiness, you will lack networks. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Think intra-robust.