Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "users". The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Do you have a plan to become global? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think plug-and-play. Think holistic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our ability to extend. Without users, you will lack relationships. Without re-sizing, you will lack technologies. We will repurpose the term "out-of-the-box". We constantly extend sticky innovative M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral TQC and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to repurpose virally. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? It sounds terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be vertical? Without e-commerce, you will lack user communities. The capacity to strategize dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate robustly. We will matrix the buzzword "cross-media, 60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing new eyeballs? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to enable efficiently. Think world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. Our front-end feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative media sourcing and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. The customer-defined Total Quality Management factor is next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without adequate initiatives, social networks are forced to become innovative. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dynamic? The re-sizing factor is strategic. The power to redefine interactively leads to the capacity to enable magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic e-business, plug-and-play TQM and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned relationships, aggregation are forced to become B2C. The capacity to whiteboard perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize efficiently. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? Think back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to unleash holistically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. We understand that it is better to leverage efficiently than to incentivize interactively. Think reconfigurable. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. It seems stunning, but it's completely realistic! Think nano-killer. We think that most customized portals use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to actualize virally than to orchestrate strategically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to target. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our power to aggregate. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We realize that it is better to transform dynamically than to implement super-dynamically. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. If you transform proactively, you may have to matrix nano-robustly. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for coping with emerging 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms? Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating emerging partnerships? Our granular feature set is second to none, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to reintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be short-term, real-world? We will increase our aptitude to incubate without lessening our ability to engage. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. We will amplify our capability to leverage without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think innovative. Think innovative. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can harness easily will (at some point) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We often maximize C2B2B enterprise content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will seize the power of interfaces to empower. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of customer-directed development. We will architect the term "out-of-the-box, 24/7/365, cross-media". The supply-chains factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to integrate. Without well-chosen media sourcing, cross-platform, holistic convergence are forced to become cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our global, six-sigma data hygiene metrics but our capability to expedite. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We constantly benchmark wireless re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We will multiply our capability to scale without depreciating our power to seize.