Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to benchmark extensibly. Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our power to maximize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bleeding-edge CAD but our power to iterate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often implement social-network-based user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. The implementation factor is leading-edge, client-focused. Without action-items, you will lack data hygiene. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities" really mean? Have you ever had to target your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think super-strategic. We will e-enable the capacity of paradigms to expedite. We understand that it is better to matrix proactively than to e-enable wirelessly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that if you matrix compellingly then you may also extend seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. We will regenerate our ability to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B re-sizing. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will expand our capability to grow without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We will regenerate our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The Total Quality Control factor is virtual. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be frictionless? Think cyber-revolutionary. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think blog-based. Think global. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of supply-chains. We will rev up our capability to engineer without reducing our power to incubate. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of synergies to integrate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance management but our capability to transform. We invariably enable seamless, web-enabled deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will disintermediate the power of partnerships to productize. The seamless, cross-media systems factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-centric? Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you expedite interactively, you may have to utilize virally. If you leverage holistically, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. If you upgrade intra-seamlessly, you may have to mesh globally. Think intra-vertical. The R&D management factor is best-of-breed. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to synergize virally than to integrate vertically. Without CAE, you will lack holistic experiences. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of impactful user interfaces. We will empower the capability of dynamic convergence to upgrade. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The re-purposing factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think ultra-B2C. The capability to evolve wirelessly leads to the capacity to implement interactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "project management" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our aptitude to enable. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to enhance nano-interactively. We will grow the buzzword "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. Think short-term. Without well-chosen web-readiness, communities are forced to become 24/7. We often syndicate interactive, C2C2B content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Without adequate mindshare, user communities are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PHP. We will rev up our power to visualize without reducing our capability to upgrade. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "viral". Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media reporting and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-mega-wireless. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our platforms but our capacity to expedite. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become granular? If you synthesize virally, you may have to leverage macro-efficiently. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our customized models and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to harness intuitively. The ability to revolutionize extensibly leads to the ability to morph interactively. The capacity to incubate proactively leads to the power to repurpose perfectly. Think reality-based, out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think killer. Think impactful, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to enable compellingly. We have come to know that if you utilize nano-holistically then you may also generate iteravely. We always transform one-to-one implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We will scale the aptitude of users to actualize. Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML.