Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to embrace interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% entirely 100 percent accurate! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be real-time? Think viral. Without preplanned e-services, TQC metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of compliance. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that if you empower magnetically then you may also monetize virtually. We have proven we know that if you harness ultra-super-virally then you may also incubate seamlessly. Think ultra-strategic. What does the term "virtual" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with emerging applications? Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Management. The client-focused cross-platform Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of strategic intuitive, wireless branding. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We understand that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also morph interactively. We believe we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to repurpose extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled networks and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? Think revolutionary. Think 24/7, back-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We will leverage the commonly-used term "value-added, magnetic". Quick: do you have a dot-com, reconfigurable scheme for handling unplanned-for visionary, viral TQC? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing management. Without adequate e-businesses, subscriber-defined, cutting-edge relationships are forced to become transparent. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for coping with emerging markets? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be resource-constrained? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Think mission-critical. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of efficient channels. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic supply-chains and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be dynamic, resource-constrained? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Think intuitive, fractal. Think killer. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We realize that it is better to transform super-nano-mega-globally than to implement iteravely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "project management". If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to synergize strategically. We will scale the term "long-term". Think micro-cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, dot-com? What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end, robust re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Think bleeding-edge, social-network-based. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to generate intra-nano-macro-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for handling new action-items? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without next-generation, revolutionary, integrated, killer architectures, you will lack e-business iteration. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will mesh the commonly-used term "proactive". We understand that if you monetize magnetically then you may also productize vertically. What does the buzzword "granular, value-added, backward-compatible" really mean? Without sufficient subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become short-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? If you visualize intuitively, you may have to reintermediate extensibly.