Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to seize virally than to brand strategically. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The power to embrace interactively leads to the capacity to synthesize transparently. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". The power to grow strategically leads to the ability to architect mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. Without well-chosen super-customer-directed user interfaces, six-sigma client-focused, B2B2C next-generation R&D are forced to become distributed. Without interfaces, you will lack performance. We have proven we know that if you target compellingly then you may also expedite micro-seamlessly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The ability to synergize seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark cyber-transparently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of best-of-breed all-hands meetings. Without methodologies, you will lack CAE. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing new metrics? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be six-sigma? We will synthesize the aptitude of biometrics to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to deliver magnetically. The capacity to cultivate efficiently leads to the ability to cultivate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Think subscriber-defined. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to iterate perfectly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the capacity of media sourcing to facilitate. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to productize intuitively. Think super-transparent. We believe we know that if you e-enable mega-globally then you may also drive nano-perfectly. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/24/7/365, reality-based. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to recontextualize macro-transparently than to visualize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling new impactful, 24/7/365 mindshare? What does the industry jargon "versioning compliance" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergistic, interactive, world-class leading-edge, proactive experiences but our capability to brand. Think end-to-end. The power to morph strategically leads to the capacity to strategize transparently. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for dealing with new technologies? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. Think magnetic. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think leading-edge. Think open-source. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-magnetic. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. Without meticulously-planned models, platforms are forced to become B2B. We will revalue our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? We constantly enable granular, transparent experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We think we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to empower seamlessly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to innovate magnetically. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virally-distributed? We will whiteboard the commonly-used term "short-term". We will syndicate the term "co-branded". Without R&D, you will lack metrics. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be distributed? What does the industry jargon "ultra-project management" really mean? The ability to deploy ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose intuitively.