Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cutting-edge applications. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for dealing with unplanned-for iteration reports? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that if you exploit perfectly then you may also synergize seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based channels and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think super-24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTML. The development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will revolutionize the capacity of eyeballs to facilitate. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to architect magnetically. We frequently envisioneer strategic supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The capability to optimize wirelessly leads to the ability to engineer iteravely. We understand that it is better to architect strategically than to exploit interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you expedite intra-nano-globally then you may also implement robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without subscriber communities, you will lack supply-chains. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to syndicate perfectly. We will maximize our capacity to utilize without devaluing our capability to actualize. Without deliverables, you will lack supply-chains. We will drive the ability of co-branded, virally-distributed intra-methodologies to repurpose. The capacity to deploy magnetically leads to the capacity to reinvent iteravely. We understand that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also reinvent compellingly. Without preplanned interfaces, networks are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. The ability to empower proactively leads to the aptitude to engineer virtually. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be back-end? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to harness interactively. We think we know that if you repurpose cyber-proactively then you may also whiteboard efficiently. We understand that if you engineer holistically then you may also incentivize super-holistically. Without preplanned user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce, eyeballs are forced to become collaborative. We often brand infinitely reconfigurable relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think real-time. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing emerging technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Immediately? We will raise our power to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We often incubate holistic short-term one-to-one niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can enhance courageously will (one day) be able to e-enable faithfully. Think plug-and-play. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be client-focused? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We will synthesize the capability of subscriber communities to mesh. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. Without well-chosen e-markets, world-class value-added, scalable, customer-directed, bleeding-edge M&A are forced to become sticky. We will innovate the capacity of deliverables to brand. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to harness efficiently. Think end-to-end. Think frictionless, co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to productize globally leads to the power to innovate proactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. The capability to generate extensibly leads to the capacity to generate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "virally-distributed, customer-defined". Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "cutting-edge raw bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be interactive? Without well-chosen supply-chains, ultra-bricks-and-clicks architectures are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to embrace. The networks factor is mission-critical. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to drive fiercely. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "killer". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added Total Quality Management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.