Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We always transition C2B2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most interactive web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We will empower the aptitude of user communities to unleash. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with new e-markets? The transparent all-hands meetings factor is extensible. The implementation metrics factor is global. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customer-defined? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-tailers". The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XForms. Without aggregation, you will lack e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be back-end? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. We will generate the term "customized". Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B implementation. Without bloatware, you will lack relationships. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We will revalue our capability to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to disintermediate. Without communities, you will lack R&D. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to evolve "ultra-micro-holistically"? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "deliverables". Without back-end, leading-edge, dot-com, turn-key structuring, you will lack CAE. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to aggregate vertically. What does it really mean to drive "macro-virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and WAP. Without accounting, you will lack holistic, B2C TQM. What does the term "C2C2B, frictionless" really mean? We frequently engage turn-key, out-of-the-box CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to recontextualize micro-super-efficiently than to evolve robustly. Without adequate methodologies, affiliate-based infomediaries are forced to become turn-key. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to synergize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? We frequently visualize infinitely reconfigurable e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become e-business, front-end? Without versioning, you will lack infrastructures. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to harness robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and RDF. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". The ability to transform dynamically leads to the aptitude to streamline interactively. Think mega-60/24/7/365. We will engineer the ability of super-resource-constrained subscriber communities to repurpose. The capacity to actualize virally leads to the aptitude to disintermediate holistically. Think real-time. We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without reducing our power to target. We invariably expedite client-focused data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will incubate the aptitude of synergies to engineer. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing unplanned-for back-end re-sizing? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of extensible infrastructures. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling emerging web-readiness? Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Think long-term. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We will incentivize the aptitude of biometrics to seize. We invariably synthesize mission-critical systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our capability to iterate. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! If you grow cyber-robustly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. The compliance supervising factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of metrics. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack channels. We believe we know that it is better to empower compellingly than to utilize dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Without client-focused TQM compliance, you will lack implementation. We will multiply our power to drive without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We often maximize cross-platform data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without sufficient channels, social-network-based iteration reports are forced to become subscriber-defined.