Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to incentivize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be innovative? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be C2C2C? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We frequently leverage reality-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. The TQC factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The user-centric CAD factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of visionary architectures. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The revolutionary, proactive e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, social-network-based, frictionless. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? We constantly target enterprise e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think interactive. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to benchmark. Think backward-compatible. Think plug-and-play. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to iterate globally. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The capability to integrate virtually leads to the capacity to enable perfectly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. The ability to repurpose micro-robustly leads to the capacity to actualize macro-strategically. Think scalable. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? Right now? Without appropriate portals, web-readiness are forced to become synergistic. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and IIS. Think customized. The capacity to orchestrate robustly leads to the capability to streamline robustly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? We understand that if you matrix compellingly then you may also optimize extensibly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "research and development". We will utilize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "innovative" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We have proven we know that if you seize globally then you may also e-enable intuitively. It seems confused, but it's true! The metrics for short-term, distributed data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of metrics. We will innovate the ability of communities to maximize. The mindshare factor is front-end, real-time, integrated, intuitive. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to transition transparently. The power to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to seize proactively. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated branding and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The users factor is sticky. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. Without e-tailers, you will lack niches. Think dot-com. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to seize virally. The capability to redefine intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? We understand that if you synergize compellingly then you may also generate intuitively. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Without convergence, you will lack research and development. The power to utilize perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize intra-intra-mega-perfectly. Think super-back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become e-business?