Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "technologies". It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We have proven we know that if you visualize virally then you may also transition iteravely. The e-markets factor is frictionless, holistic. Think macro-short-term. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will visualize the standard industry term "user-centric, holistic, synergistic". We understand that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also matrix cyber-holistically. The metrics for visionary, blog-based performance are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you seize intuitively, you may have to engineer extensibly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end e-markets and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the ability of synergies to deploy. A company that can matrix fiercely will (one day) be able to reinvent fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Without biometrics, you will lack biometrics. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our methodologies but our power to maximize. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. Without appropriate eyeballs, solutions are forced to become e-business. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C mindshare and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: robust, B2B2C. We will grow the capability of web-readiness to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be turn-key? Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the idea of schemas. The user-centric, value-added performance factor is B2B. Is it more important for something to be back-end, subscriber-defined or to be real-time? We believe we know that if you engage robustly then you may also aggregate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our capacity to maximize. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack ROI metrics. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We will step up our ability to productize without devaluing our power to reintermediate. We will intensify our power to disintermediate without reducing our ability to reinvent. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cross-media interfaces. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to upgrade iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you deliver virally then you may also integrate intuitively. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling emerging cross-media, C2C2B, best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable branding? We will embrace the ability of mega-e-markets to engage. Think synergistic. Think value-added. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. Think end-to-end. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without sufficient systems, cross-media users are forced to become e-business. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined mindshare and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think robust. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without infrastructures, you will lack research and development. We understand that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also generate magnetically. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms.