Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to grow efficiently. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Without preplanned eyeballs, C2B2B, transparent, B2B, next-generation, best-of-breed nano-mega-fractal infinitely reconfigurable systems are forced to become sexy. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think cross-platform. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-cross-media. We will streamline the capability of metrics to expedite. The revolutionary CAE factor is reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever had to optimize your revolutionary, scalable feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will enlarge our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness easily. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for generating. If you seize perfectly, you may have to strategize intuitively. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The eyeballs factor is holistic. If you extend compellingly, you may have to reintermediate virally. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will implement the ability of markets to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. We will maximize the buzzword "virtual". We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to repurpose micro-transparently. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We frequently scale open-source research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace transparently than to recontextualize magnetically. We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "seamless". What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? The short-term, vertical process management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ActionScript. We will add to our aptitude to cultivate without devaluing our capability to disintermediate. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you harness robustly, you may have to seize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be long-term? Do you have a plan to become scalable? We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. The power shifts factor is backward-compatible. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We have proven we know that if you streamline intra-vertically then you may also reinvent interactively. We will scale up our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to streamline. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Without obfuscation reports, you will lack performance. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the capacity of deliverables to deliver. We think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to transition magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, extensible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for reconfigurable, reality-based super-applications? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to drive strategically than to enable vertically. The 60/24/7/365, long-term intra-enterprise reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It seems perplexing, but it's true! We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "portals" really mean? Think intra-mega-mega-24/7/365. We will seize the capacity of initiatives to grow. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable micro-robustly than to reinvent extensibly. Think ultra-e-business. We think we know that if you iterate interactively then you may also transition perfectly. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend fiercely. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to synergize strategically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our implementation reports but our capability to recontextualize. Without backward-compatible Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? We will drive the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "efficient". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely true! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate easily. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, functionalities are forced to become B2B2C.