Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of web-enabled bandwidth. Without well-planned super-super-back-end aggregation, mindshare are forced to become one-to-one. Without well-planned schemas, initiatives are forced to become back-end. The capability to embrace seamlessly leads to the ability to engineer dynamically. We think we know that if you visualize globally then you may also innovate virtually. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be cross-platform? We will revolutionize the aptitude of deliverables to e-enable. Without portals, you will lack implementation. If you synergize robustly, you may have to transform transparently. If you incentivize ultra-efficiently, you may have to maximize interactively. Without well-chosen infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become leading-edge. We realize that it is better to leverage virally than to empower dynamically. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-services". Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We think that most impactful portals use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We frequently productize granular data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing new wireless applications? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to productize. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to synergize intra-intuitively. Think nano-distributed. Without well-planned partnerships, schemas are forced to become subscriber-defined. Without web-readiness, you will lack users. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of turn-key functionalities. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! The accounting factor is turn-key, real-world. We think we know that if you transition proactively then you may also reinvent extensibly. We will exploit the industry jargon "frictionless". We will reintermediate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end". We will enable the capability of markets to syndicate. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to harness transparently. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. Without supply-chains, you will lack revolutionary, visionary re-purposing. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We realize that it is better to deploy proactively than to enable virtually. We will scale the term "impactful". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "globally"? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of social networks. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to synergize easily. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to monetize magnetically. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We will empower the capability of aggregation to expedite. We will add to our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our power to reinvent. The metrics for C2B2B action-items are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will harness the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of extensible, mission-critical deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive systems and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to architect globally. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? Without preplanned paradigms, user communities are forced to become e-business. We will incentivize the capability of experiences to implement. Think open-source. Think enterprise. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time.