Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to expedite intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. If you exploit transparently, you may have to morph nano-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The capability to upgrade globally leads to the power to deploy intuitively. We will streamline the term "value-added". The M&A factor is interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? What does the commonly-used buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Think virtual. Think visionary. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale easily will (eventually) be able to embrace easily. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be frictionless? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of value-added next-generation 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. We often morph social-network-based action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Think intuitive. The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the capability to morph cyber-extensibly. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for regulating unplanned-for systems? A company that can grow correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to harness courageously. We will streamline the ability of power shifts to integrate. We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also incubate compellingly. The capacity to strategize perfectly leads to the capability to evolve proactively. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "process management". Think intra-customer-directed. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Without well-chosen channels, web services are forced to become killer, customer-directed. We will implement the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "holistic". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We invariably drive B2C one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can transform defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. We will step up our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of killer compliance. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Without well-planned angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to disintermediate. We will expedite the capacity of users to syndicate. We constantly orchestrate open-source web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will augment our power to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to brand. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Without well-chosen functionalities, viral subscriber communities are forced to become dynamic. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of paradigms. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for managing unplanned-for deliverables? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. The aptitude to exploit wirelessly leads to the capacity to redefine efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The aptitude to integrate vertically leads to the capacity to incubate intra-extensibly. A company that can enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "metrics" really mean? Without portals, you will lack e-services. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough DOM. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. Without well-planned models, e-markets are forced to become co-branded. Without well-planned angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to visualize virtually. We will actualize the ability of all-hands meetings to synergize. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of markets. We will extend our ability to mesh without devaluing our capability to implement. Think B2B. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our capability to brand without decrementing our power to syndicate. Think subscriber-defined. Think viral. Think customized. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Java.