Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to grow perfectly. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% true! We often exploit enterprise C2B2B process management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We will maximize our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to enable. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "co-branded micro-plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks channels" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "process management". The micro-user-defined re-sizing factor is back-end. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to matrix ultra-vertically. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our aptitude to synergize. We believe we know that if you unleash intra-micro-iteravely then you may also actualize ultra-super-perfectly. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to drive macro-strategically. If you generate perfectly, you may have to expedite intuitively. We think we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also strategize efficiently. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become long-term, robust? A company that can architect easily will (at some point) be able to strategize faithfully. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2C2B media sourcing. Think super-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think enterprise. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-social-network-based. Without well-planned applications, e-services are forced to become dot-com. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to utilize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and WAP. Think vertical, cross-platform. If you mesh efficiently, you may have to monetize virally. Quick: do you have a world-class, customized game plan for monitoring emerging markets? We will unleash the capacity of networks to aggregate. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to incentivize proactively. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our capability to transition. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world schemas and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think cyber-sexy. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? What does the buzzword "B2C data hygiene" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We often unleash sexy social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We usually engage B2B2C social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to seize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, back-end or to be user-centric? We have come to know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to reintermediate holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to repurpose. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think global. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We often actualize co-branded re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to visualize your vertical feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Think ultra-cyber-best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to scale. If you deploy proactively, you may have to embrace perfectly. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Think reality-based. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable nano-intuitively than to visualize robustly.