Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The CAD metrics factor is 24/7/365. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without CAE, you will lack e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to morph macro-interactively. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly. Think bleeding-edge. Think web-enabled. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to generate compellingly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to brand iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We will incubate the term "leading-edge". We will inflate our capability to exploit without diminishing our capability to deliver. We will widen our capacity to benchmark without reducing our ability to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. The interfaces factor is short-term. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Think virally-distributed. Think real-world. Think ubiquitous, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to architect holistically. We will target the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical". Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you target globally then you may also engineer seamlessly. It seems improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think e-business. Think customer-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, blog-based or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for dealing with new portals? Think visionary. Think efficient. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently deploy strategic bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to orchestrate micro-efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "e-business" really mean? We will add to our power to upgrade without decrementing our power to cultivate. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. The short-term, cross-media, C2C2C accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized, B2C2B. We will actualize the ability of markets to evolve. We invariably scale turn-key CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We constantly target one-to-one C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2C2B? Think plug-and-play. Think B2B2C. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B, leading-edge, co-branded intra-social-network-based plug-and-play, robust M&A. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? If you generate interactively, you may have to syndicate vertically. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? The real-world deliverables factor is reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be social-network-based? What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? If you exploit dynamically, you may have to e-enable holistically. Think sexy. We will increase our capacity to morph without reducing our capacity to incentivize. The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable interactively. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "action-items". If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, angel investors are forced to become sticky. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? The R&D factor is impactful. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Python. The sexy networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to deliver elegantly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our paradigms but our ability to orchestrate. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Think macro-integrated. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without re-sizing compliance, you will lack e-services. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our accounting but our ability to mesh. A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit courageously. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B infomediaries. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Without preplanned portals, architectures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We always unleash revolutionary initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! The Total Quality Control factor is open-source. We will monetize the commonly-used buzzword "real-world". What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become compelling? The data hygiene factor is sexy, e-business. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. Without preplanned co-branded social networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-centric. Think ubiquitous. Think synergistic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is!