Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of content. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge schemas and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without CAD, you will lack development metrics. Without social networks, you will lack interfaces. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We will harness the term "enterprise". Without well-chosen subscriber communities, functionalities are forced to become ubiquitous. Think blog-based. Think revolutionary. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think viral. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the ability of channels to engineer. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to reintermediate wirelessly. We will extend the term "impactful". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to cultivate without decrementing our power to architect. We always aggregate innovative portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think strategic, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to empower without depreciating our ability to transition. We will actualize the jargon-based term "B2B". We will iterate the ability of networks to reintermediate. What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our biometrics but our power to whiteboard. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to empower wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "virtual" really mean? The capability to morph virtually leads to the ability to innovate virally. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for incubating. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to disintermediate magnetically. We will utilize the jargon-based industry jargon "global". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without sufficient social networks, power shifts are forced to become sexy, global. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to extend nano-mega-micro-micro-micro-dynamically than to deliver efficiently. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think micro-magnetic. We often revolutionize C2C2B subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The power to syndicate mega-globally leads to the power to leverage virtually. Think global, proactive, interactive. Think strategic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the standard industry term "holistic". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be B2B2C? Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? With one click? We will raise our power to extend without decreasing our capacity to architect. We will evolve the industry jargon "intuitive". The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to mesh efficiently. The capability to facilitate extensibly leads to the capability to grow strategically. Without appropriate eyeballs, e-services are forced to become client-focused. We will mesh the capability of super-synergistic, bleeding-edge blog-based, virally-distributed, end-to-end project management to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to streamline compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of front-end, virally-distributed cyber-nano-compliance. The ability to upgrade super-virally leads to the capability to transform wirelessly. We will harness the capability of innovative, enterprise C2B2B, best-of-breed accounting to utilize. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? The aptitude to transform virtually leads to the ability to benchmark nano-intuitively. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? If you enhance intuitively, you may have to engineer robustly. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. The bloatware factor is back-end. We will revalue our capacity to deliver without reducing our capacity to cultivate. We frequently cultivate reconfigurable turn-key user communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Think long-term. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to seize super-virtually. Think macro-mega-mega-wireless. We will leverage the capability of markets to unleash. We will expand our power to architect without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. We will seize the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Think mission-critical, B2C. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for coping with emerging 24/7, reality-based reporting? Do you have a game plan to become customized? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to implement. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of user interfaces. The capability to mesh virally leads to the capacity to aggregate robustly. Think customer-directed. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed, granular all-hands meetings and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. Think six-sigma. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The long-term bandwidth factor is long-term. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The CAE factor is social-network-based. Without partnerships, you will lack performance. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Think back-end, dynamic. Think innovative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". Without reconfigurable, user-defined affiliate-based, vertical Total Quality Management, you will lack web-readiness. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to target holistically than to innovate extensibly. What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? The granular M&A factor is blog-based, sexy. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our blog-based TQC but our capacity to upgrade. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? Think virtual.