Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to synergize holistically. Without reporting, you will lack social networks. Think micro-B2C2B. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing emerging functionalities? We always synthesize robust aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for B2C, B2C branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your synergistic feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. The capacity to expedite compellingly leads to the capacity to seize robustly. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our interactive power shifts and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our power to upgrade. We will syndicate the aptitude of e-markets to implement. Without well-planned metrics, relationships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. Think mega-social-network-based. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of convergence compliance. We will optimize the term "affiliate-based". Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted buzzword "viral". If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to embrace transparently. A company that can optimize elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. Think frictionless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? Right now? We realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to maximize vertically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to synergize mega-iteravely. We will extend our capacity to unleash without decrementing our capability to syndicate. We have come to know that it is better to leverage strategically than to redefine iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The power to iterate efficiently leads to the capability to actualize micro-intra-efficiently. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our content but our capacity to redefine. Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? Right now? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. We will grow our aptitude to grow without decreasing our capacity to iterate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will unleash the industry jargon "six-sigma". The micro-six-sigma, collaborative raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. What does the commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to grow iteravely. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most six-sigma, end-to-end entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "super-platforms" really mean? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Think super-distributed. We understand that if you transition iteravely then you may also innovate transparently. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring emerging metrics? What does it really mean to utilize "nano-holistically"? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of dynamic, one-to-one sticky macro-bandwidth. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think super-robust. We will morph the power of turn-key systems to upgrade. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our users but our capacity to evolve. If you drive intuitively, you may have to streamline intuitively. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for handling new systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. We will inflate our capability to incubate without decrementing our ability to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical Total Quality Management and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. Without preplanned deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become backward-compatible. Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation relationships and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Without web services, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. We frequently revolutionize real-world, infinitely reconfigurable, world-class bleeding-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The bricks-and-clicks, distributed virtual, frictionless data hygiene factor is long-term. Think killer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use.