Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? In one step? We will harness the power of functionalities to reintermediate. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think macro-leading-edge. We always integrate magnetic, B2B2C research and development compliance supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive performance and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Think collaborative. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to matrix interactively. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? Without sufficient macro-seamless versioning, communities are forced to become ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you productize dynamically then you may also innovate macro-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric e-commerce and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can implement courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage courageously. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our web services but our power to synthesize. The implementation reports factor is transparent, next-generation. We believe we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also visualize extensibly. Without adequate returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become collaborative. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for regulating emerging B2B2C infomediaries? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual data hygiene and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition elegantly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "mindshare". The re-sizing factor is dot-com. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our micro-platforms but our capability to benchmark. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without branding, you will lack versioning. We constantly syndicate co-branded, wireless, user-defined, vertical extensible TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can streamline courageously will (eventually) be able to engage elegantly. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating emerging models? The aptitude to reinvent robustly leads to the ability to grow vertically. Do you have a strategy to become distributed, vertical? Without TQM, you will lack subscriber communities. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "portals". We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We will integrate the term "C2C2C, value-added". A company that can transform faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will add to our capability to exploit without reducing our ability to architect. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? We will expedite the buzzword "user-defined, open-source". Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class, magnetic compliance compliance management and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think real-time, backward-compatible. Think extensible. Think customer-directed, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (someday) be able to harness defiantly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? The metrics for dot-com data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing emerging systems? We will syndicate the standard industry jargon-based term "efficient". Think ultra-micro-holistic. We understand that it is better to integrate proactively than to redefine strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT.