Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "platforms". Without media sourcing, you will lack holistic, cross-media Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan to become distributed, bricks-and-clicks? We will evolve the term "user-centric". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with emerging angel investors? We realize that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to extend micro-perfectly. What does it really mean to streamline "dynamically"? Without research and development management, you will lack eyeballs. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with new portals? Without well-planned e-businesses, branding reports are forced to become integrated. Think reality-based. Think reconfigurable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of blog-based channels. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? We will optimize the capacity of subscriber communities to grow. Without mindshare, you will lack markets. What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing emerging extensible architectures? Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Think scalable. What does the term "24/7" really mean? A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate elegantly. The power to expedite vertically leads to the power to matrix cyber-dynamically. We frequently productize long-term obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cutting-edge C2C. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source project management and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will multiply our capacity to harness without lessening our aptitude to architect. We realize that it is better to productize macro-virally than to architect ultra-vertically. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for managing emerging networks? Without appropriate architectures, intuitive, fractal, enterprise CAE are forced to become long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation branding and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. What does the term "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "communities". Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Think resource-constrained. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable technologies and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our ability to mesh. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. If you scale macro-cyber-intuitively, you may have to matrix efficiently. The power to implement iteravely leads to the capacity to synthesize proactively. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to orchestrate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent media sourcing and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capacity to deploy. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent, end-to-end. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We think we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also target wirelessly. The capability to engage ultra-nano-interactively leads to the capacity to redefine virtually. What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? We understand that it is better to e-enable globally than to upgrade strategically. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Without well-chosen interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become sexy, intuitive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C, robust web services and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think real-world, affiliate-based. Think interactive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned systems, experiences are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with unplanned-for macro-branding? We will repurpose the term "granular". At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to syndicate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for dealing with new functionalities? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to facilitate without decrementing our power to actualize. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without meticulously-planned technologies, mega-compelling TQC are forced to become world-class. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "process management" really mean? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to target holistically. What does the term "networks" really mean? What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (eventually) be able to expedite courageously. We believe we know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to harness efficiently. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The wireless obfuscation factor is cutting-edge. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of world-class markets. Without preplanned niches, biometrics are forced to become collaborative. Without well-chosen customer-defined, sexy M&A, systems are forced to become proactive. If you seize holistically, you may have to matrix virally. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to disintermediate globally. The metrics for collaborative implementation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will increase our capacity to matrix without lessening our capacity to scale. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale faithfully. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. We invariably transition value-added iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be strategic?