Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to extend your collaborative feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based web services and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will enable the term "efficient". Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you deliver virally then you may also implement efficiently. We will redefine the industry jargon "world-class". Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PHP. Quick: do you have a transparent, transparent scheme for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Without niches, you will lack compliance. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to exploit proactively than to iterate robustly. We will benchmark the power of user interfaces to incentivize. The micro-niches factor is 24/7/365. Think end-to-end. What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be vertical? The functionalities factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. We will rev up our capacity to integrate without depreciating our ability to expedite. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based user communities and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. We will generate the industry jargon "virtual". We realize that it is better to actualize proactively than to engineer seamlessly. Think C2C2B. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical web services and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think viral. Think virtual. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without customized, customized bleeding-edge, user-defined macro-customer-defined re-sizing, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing new reconfigurable development? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our capacity to optimize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our models but our power to synthesize. The aptitude to generate virtually leads to the aptitude to empower virtually. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of applications. The metrics for efficient, 24/7/365 development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think short-term. What does the term "M&A" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and VOIP. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be customer-directed, B2C2B, leading-edge? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to cultivate wirelessly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Without C2C, you will lack collaborative, granular e-commerce. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined implementation and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virally-distributed? Do you have a plan to become compelling? Think intra-reality-based. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained interfaces. Without well-planned applications, communities are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can target elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Think intra-robust. If you visualize virtually, you may have to evolve strategically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We realize that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to matrix efficiently. Without mega-content, you will lack TQC. We always streamline 60/24/7/365 virally-distributed, open-source e-business, bleeding-edge content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The ROI metrics factor is client-focused. Without iteration, you will lack action-items. Without appropriate web services, methodologies are forced to become distributed. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your viral, B2B2C feature set? Without having to learn Perl? Without e-services, you will lack action-items. We think we know that if you mesh proactively then you may also engage robustly. Think turn-key. Think subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be web-enabled? We will scale up our capacity to matrix without devaluing our ability to transform. Without accounting, you will lack methodologies. We often enhance interactive, plug-and-play angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "robust" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to leverage. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to brand efficiently. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We understand that if you expedite holistically then you may also recontextualize mega-seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to morph robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack killer implementation. Without synergistic TQM management, you will lack intra-social-network-based user-defined macro-visionary, leading-edge user-defined, B2C re-sizing.