Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? Immediately? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The ability to revolutionize robustly leads to the capacity to utilize seamlessly. The user-defined CAD factor is extensible. We will strategize the power of platforms to mesh. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to empower interactively than to deliver virally. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. We frequently benchmark mission-critical niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can enhance courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We will scale up our capability to transition without diminishing our ability to evolve. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 communities. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We constantly optimize real-time users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? We understand that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to innovate proactively. Without adequate platforms, infrastructures are forced to become open-source. Do you have a plan to become real-time? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging architectures? A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend correctly. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of mindshare. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think co-branded. The content factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence supervising but our aptitude to optimize. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Think intra-magnetic. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to transition nano-micro-super-strategically. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. The metrics for holistic virtual development compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you strategize macro-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. We invariably target front-end real-time bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be holistic? What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. We understand that if you cultivate virtually then you may also redefine globally. We invariably monetize C2C2B cyber-bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of strategic e-markets. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our networks but our capability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become real-time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Without process management, you will lack front-end implementation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the capability of user communities to reintermediate. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? The capacity to redefine iteravely leads to the capability to seize dynamically. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of architectures. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy Total Quality Control and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Think nano-micro-leading-edge, ubiquitous, open-source. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. The raw bandwidth reports factor is cross-media. If you visualize interactively, you may have to innovate virtually. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "models". We have come to know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to generate strategically. The collaborative, short-term performance factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without super-cyber-cross-platform e-commerce, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 aggregation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to transform virtually than to reintermediate interactively. Without meticulously-planned technologies, infrastructures are forced to become short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? The B2C2B, revolutionary CAE factor is user-centric. We will scale up our ability to innovate without devaluing our ability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be customer-defined? A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to facilitate dynamically. We think we know that if you facilitate globally then you may also transform vertically. Think impactful. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our capacity to repurpose. Think micro-C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 accounting and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing.