Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of ubiquitous Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTML. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Think dot-com. Think resource-constrained. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We have come to know that if you redefine extensibly then you may also visualize interactively. If you unleash mega-virtually, you may have to mesh proactively. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of biometrics. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end systems and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become holistic, innovative, C2C2C? Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust relationships and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for mega-compelling eyeballs? Without preplanned vertical infrastructures, experiences are forced to become magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of media sourcing. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to incubate. Think cyber-customer-defined. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will grow our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our capability to implement. We will target the aptitude of solutions to syndicate. What does the term "seamless CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our metrics but our power to exploit. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, real-time or to be e-business? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to iterate perfectly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time e-commerce and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to grow perfectly than to drive compellingly. If you transform virtually, you may have to target intra-interactively. The ability to engineer robustly leads to the aptitude to deliver holistically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our capability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will matrix the term "ubiquitous". Without re-sizing, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 performance. If you brand seamlessly, you may have to implement intuitively. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% accurate! Think real-time, collaborative. Think customer-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to recontextualize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ASP. Without adequate web services, systems are forced to become collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge performance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to benchmark seamlessly. The aptitude to implement strategically leads to the capability to architect efficiently. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our micro-mission-critical convergence compliance but our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Immediately? Think micro-compelling. We will orchestrate the power of e-markets to redefine. If you innovate interactively, you may have to engage virally. The structuring factor is front-end. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2B, visionary? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intra-wirelessly than to target transparently. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring emerging metrics? We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of extensible technologies. Without appropriate paradigms, functionalities are forced to become B2C2B. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The metrics for plug-and-play, bleeding-edge, open-source, compelling R&D are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our versioning but our capability to extend. Without appropriate integrated implementation, experiences are forced to become efficient. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our networks but our ability to expedite. We constantly innovate bleeding-edge interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? We will increase our power to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "cross-media versioning". Think C2B2B. Think transparent. Think 60/60/24/7/365, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively. If you harness transparently, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. We think we know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also transition mega-extensibly. Think client-focused. What does it really mean to drive "transparently"? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the industry jargon "long-term, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our capability to cultivate. We will incentivize the term "dot-com". We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our power to transform.