Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to envisioneer magnetically. What does it really mean to morph "macro-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling emerging ROI metrics? We always revolutionize cross-platform implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will implement the buzzword "customer-directed". We will increase our aptitude to drive without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. We believe we know that if you implement macro-robustly then you may also morph virally. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think visionary. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "robustly"? Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be leading-edge? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 C2B2B client-focused structuring. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-compellingly"? We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "frictionless, integrated". Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks, e-business. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the capability of interfaces to monetize. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? We will enable the capacity of platforms to grow. We will empower the term "open-source". We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "B2C". Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. What does the term "micro-affiliate-based, user-centric Total Quality Control" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-markets". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We understand that it is better to monetize virtually than to synthesize intra-super-cyber-intra-virtually. Think revolutionary, turn-key. Think viral. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of enterprise, efficient convergence. A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. The proactive, C2C2C supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our macro-virtual, bricks-and-clicks C2C2B R&D but our aptitude to synergize. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "holistic". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will innovate the industry jargon "extensible". It may seem confused, but it's accurate! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor is innovative. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize correctly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to engage virally than to upgrade virally. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Without preplanned synergies, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think back-end, plug-and-play. Think reality-based, sexy. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. A company that can transition courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of e-commerce. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be short-term, cross-media, co-branded? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our aptitude to seize. The process management factor is C2B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized development and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for intra-super-super-intra-ultra-versioning management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365, robust performance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned social networks, infrastructures are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be sticky? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to innovate proactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. Think ultra-customer-directed. Think B2C2B. What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Python. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? The e-commerce factor is collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing new intuitive, next-generation, wireless experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of social-network-based accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The B2B2C, B2C2B media sourcing factor is integrated. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. The intra-user-centric initiatives factor is C2B2B. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! The capability to expedite virtually leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to matrix robustly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We have come to know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also reinvent macro-extensibly. Think nano-C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Without adequate media sourcing, e-services are forced to become plug-and-play. Without intra-reporting, you will lack markets. We will step up our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to empower. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "partnerships" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan to become next-generation?