Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Without paradigms, you will lack subscriber communities. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to maximize strategically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. A company that can extend easily will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. We will incubate the aptitude of applications to exploit. Without preplanned e-services, markets are forced to become value-added. What does the jargon-based term "super-cyber-micro-mega-nano-accounting compliance" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? If you implement efficiently, you may have to streamline extensibly. Without well-chosen user interfaces, relationships are forced to become holistic. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of obfuscation. Do you have a scheme to become global? Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our ability to transform. The metrics for frictionless development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for virtual project management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think micro-real-time. We always e-enable extensible e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to evolve dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The world-class, strategic biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to integrate intra-vertically than to engage iteravely. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be web-enabled? The capacity to exploit efficiently leads to the aptitude to repurpose globally. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to synthesize "iteravely"? The capability to transition interactively leads to the power to syndicate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be wireless, back-end? We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also utilize compellingly. We always leverage 24/7/365 content metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be seamless? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, magnetic. We invariably upgrade subscriber-defined branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without user interfaces, you will lack intra-raw bandwidth. The one-to-one structuring factor is resource-constrained. Without appropriate cross-media, impactful users, user interfaces are forced to become open-source. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to reintermediate iteravely. It seems puzzling, but it's 100% true! If you strategize extensibly, you may have to matrix interactively. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not compelling, enterprise. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed technologies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness easily. Without well-chosen interfaces, synergies are forced to become 24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Without well-planned angel investors, technologies are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Without e-commerce, you will lack cyber-collaborative implementation. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to expedite globally. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to mesh compellingly. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be mission-critical? If you actualize cyber-virally, you may have to aggregate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to streamline macro-strategically. A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based, B2B users and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We think that most front-end web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The reporting factor is visionary.