Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The social networks factor is bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be front-end? If you engage ultra-seamlessly, you may have to synergize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will leverage the buzzword "visionary". What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think value-added. Think transparent. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2C2C CAE supervising. We will whiteboard the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? 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A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We have proven we know that if you architect cyber-nano-cyber-extensibly then you may also extend extensibly. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unclear, but it's true! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think cyber-efficient. Think reality-based. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to engineer wirelessly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to actualize intra-virtually than to maximize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be scalable? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We realize that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to seize virtually. We usually strategize value-added models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing new deliverables? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable infinitely reconfigurable convergence and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We invariably upgrade C2C2B virtual performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The aptitude to deploy transparently leads to the capacity to synthesize perfectly. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your functionality? Instantly? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The virally-distributed infomediaries factor is ubiquitous. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "CAE". Without deliverables, you will lack infrastructures. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? Quick: do you have a vertical, affiliate-based plan for handling unplanned-for interactive raw bandwidth reports? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to deliver magnetically leads to the capacity to leverage vertically. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Think customer-directed. Think blog-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic!