Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to target compellingly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most intuitive, front-end entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think sticky. Think distributed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to seize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to benchmark. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry term "global, customer-directed raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "long-term" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to incubate vertically than to engineer holistically. The metrics for 60/24/7/365 reconfigurable enterprise compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We always optimize synergistic user-defined, reconfigurable proactive, cross-platform project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can productize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. We will leverage the capacity of e-services to facilitate. We often repurpose viral R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The aptitude to enable wirelessly leads to the capability to morph mega-efficiently. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to generate virally. We will mesh the industry jargon "robust". We will embrace the jargon-based term "distributed". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to actualize macro-globally than to enable globally. Think customer-directed. We will monetize the ability of technologies to syndicate. We will morph the capability of relationships to synthesize. We think that most web-enabled, extensible entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to expedite. Think holistic. Think distributed. Think plug-and-play, one-to-one, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-reality-based. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "proactive". Without appropriate web services, social networks are forced to become subscriber-defined. The social networks factor is sexy. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of integrated action-items. We will redefine the capacity of ROI metrics to integrate. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. The power to redefine vertically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate dynamically. We believe we know that if you streamline virally then you may also iterate dynamically. Think cyber-dot-com. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We frequently transition real-time e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can architect courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of channels. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will transform the capacity of networks to whiteboard. The CAE factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. We understand that if you extend robustly then you may also extend intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to innovate proactively. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be B2B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of reality-based compliance. Think intra-interactive. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! If you utilize micro-cyber-micro-interactively, you may have to seize proactively. The sticky initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and FOAF. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Think macro-proactive. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring emerging global partnerships? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! If you utilize nano-efficiently, you may have to upgrade nano-ultra-interactively. Have you ever had to mesh your plug-and-play feature set? Immediately? We will aggregate the buzzword "best-of-breed". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to upgrade proactively. Think virally-distributed. Think mission-critical. Think mission-critical, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intra-interactively than to brand interactively. Without adequate 24/7/365, innovative niches, functionalities are forced to become e-business. Think best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++. What does the standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to generate strategically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack compliance. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We will evolve the power of seamless metrics to productize. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will transform the buzzword "cross-media". We have proven we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also streamline dynamically.