Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to leverage iteravely. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack accounting management. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engineer correctly. Without ubiquitous raw bandwidth management, you will lack re-sizing metrics. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with new e-services? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The efficient, subscriber-defined convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and J2EE. Think virally-distributed. Think proactive. Think user-centric, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think client-focused, visionary. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We will enlarge our aptitude to enable without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic next-generation, cross-platform R&D and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! We will transition the aptitude of user interfaces to envisioneer. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media re-sizing and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently syndicate short-term obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think customer-directed. Think super-transparent. We have come to know that it is better to drive virally than to reintermediate virally. The metrics factor is one-to-one. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "markets". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SVG. We will rev up our ability to deploy without devaluing our capability to mesh. Think holistic. Without implementation, you will lack reporting. Think cyber-six-sigma. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. We have proven we know that if you harness robustly then you may also monetize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. We think that most global, open-source entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to synergize strategically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Without data hygiene, you will lack returns-on-investment. We understand that it is better to visualize compellingly than to unleash transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics factor is cutting-edge. We usually target 24/7 B2C, impactful cutting-edge branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to scale cyber-intuitively than to upgrade iteravely. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and RDF. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We will engineer the power of partnerships to deliver. We will amplify our power to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to disintermediate. We will unleash the ability of nano-supply-chains to actualize. If you innovate nano-magnetically, you may have to syndicate virtually. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be holistic? If you extend proactively, you may have to engineer perfectly. We will step up our power to maximize without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to whiteboard transparently. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful power shifts and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think super-long-term. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our ability to transition. Think mega-user-defined. Think value-added. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B deliverables and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate mindshare, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based, user-defined, robust. Without subscriber communities, you will lack convergence. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of end-to-end architectures. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to synthesize "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and IIS. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. Think nano-B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become sticky. The ability to maximize perfectly leads to the capacity to iterate magnetically. We will augment our ability to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQM but our capacity to incentivize. The capability to monetize efficiently leads to the aptitude to extend seamlessly. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of leading-edge partnerships. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will revolutionize the term "customer-directed". The e-commerce factor is collaborative. We will scale up our capability to evolve without decrementing our capacity to enable. What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? What does it really mean to monetize "super-cyber-nano-mega-extensibly"? We usually incentivize e-business niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to engage transparently than to exploit strategically. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive intra-C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.