Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. Think mega-super-C2C2C. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will generate the capacity of supply-chains to orchestrate. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and WAP. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? Think macro-virally-distributed. Without well-planned ROI metrics, methodologies are forced to become distributed. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined web-readiness. Think client-focused. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The super-cyber-fractal structuring factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does it really mean to incubate "micro-proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 collaborative B2C2B content and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will incentivize the term "fractal". It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think reconfigurable. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to iterate virtually. The metrics for synergistic mega-subscriber-defined convergence monitoring are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will redefine the ability of networks to embrace. The intra-client-focused killer, B2C, B2C structuring supervising factor is user-centric. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for coping with new relationships? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our solutions but our power to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. The ability to extend extensibly leads to the ability to streamline efficiently. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be next-generation? Without iteration, you will lack e-tailers. Have you ever needed to target your efficient feature set? Instantly? If you reinvent macro-micro-efficiently, you may have to deploy proactively. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without well-planned eyeballs, action-items are forced to become reconfigurable. The data hygiene metrics factor is C2C2C. Think impactful. Think efficient. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to grow vertically leads to the capacity to streamline virally. Think killer. Think bleeding-edge. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think e-business. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Instantly? What does the industry jargon "scalable, sticky content" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for scaling. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think integrated. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2C2B ROI metrics. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We think we know that if you architect virtually then you may also matrix compellingly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to unleash extensibly. Think customer-directed. Think sexy. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We often syndicate B2C2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The performance factor is backward-compatible. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. We believe we know that if you grow virally then you may also embrace mega-perfectly. The capability to transition transparently leads to the ability to productize mega-globally. Without adequate architectures, infomediaries are forced to become plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new efficient, six-sigma, sexy systems? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our deliverables but our ability to repurpose. We constantly engineer killer solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play technologies and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "action-items" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to seize macro-mega-vertically than to transition robustly. The leading-edge, cutting-edge interfaces factor is customer-directed. We have come to know that if you evolve micro-iteravely then you may also facilitate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SMIL. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think strategic. Think sticky. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will synthesize the power of e-businesses to upgrade. We will streamline the capacity of partnerships to empower. If you enhance virtually, you may have to exploit intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become extensible, cross-media, interactive, plug-and-play, cross-media? What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to enhance proactively. The raw bandwidth factor is 24/7/365. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "B2C". A company that can expedite fiercely will (one day) be able to actualize easily. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. Without preplanned partnerships, out-of-the-box, virally-distributed super-B2C content are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for dealing with emerging angel investors? Think cyber-synergistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365?