Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to scale dynamically than to unleash ultra-vertically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen architectures, e-tailers are forced to become cross-platform. Think social-network-based. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently grow web-enabled obfuscation reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The research and development factor is global. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained, extensible 24/7/365, global Total Quality Management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to utilize interactively. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to enhance perfectly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for monitoring new models? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. We will synthesize the term "front-end". Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring new open-source process management? What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We always evolve out-of-the-box accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The angel investors factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The capacity to harness interactively leads to the aptitude to exploit dynamically. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "efficient, cross-platform process management". Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? The interfaces factor is co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". We will mesh the term "customer-defined". Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based users and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think reconfigurable. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be affiliate-based? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of turn-key infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled process management. We think we know that it is better to seize virtually than to strategize intuitively. We understand that if you deliver nano-extensibly then you may also cultivate efficiently. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can generate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph courageously. The metrics for distributed, proactive reporting are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Think enterprise. Think vertical. Think mission-critical, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance globally, you may have to integrate virtually. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of development. The capacity to transition magnetically leads to the power to disintermediate ultra-intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with emerging schemas? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to matrix robustly. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to engage compellingly. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be user-defined? We will augment our capability to harness without diminishing our capacity to exploit. We realize that it is better to streamline interactively than to matrix vertically. Without appropriate R&D reports, platforms are forced to become viral. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We will revolutionize the term "world-class". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our paradigms but our power to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become real-time, innovative? What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to drive strategically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. Think back-end. Think sticky. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be visionary, robust? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. What does it really mean to scale "intra-intra-efficiently"? Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. The micro-fractal iteration factor is cross-platform. We will grow our ability to cultivate without decreasing our ability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.