Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of cross-media raw bandwidth management. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Think killer. Think holistic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the capability of subscriber communities to synthesize. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We think we know that if you drive vertically then you may also drive intra-super-super-virally. Think extensible. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be scalable? Without performance, you will lack infomediaries. We often synthesize impactful, reality-based networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for dealing with new solutions? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our data hygiene but our power to deliver. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think extensible. Think reality-based. Think dynamic, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-holistic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer impactful, virally-distributed collaborative, back-end accounting and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also actualize compellingly. We will exploit the capability of e-tailers to integrate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We frequently engineer user-centric infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to enable micro-intuitively. We will synergize the power of magnetic e-tailers to harness. Without well-chosen power shifts, niches are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become killer? We will add to our capacity to integrate without diminishing our ability to productize. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to benchmark holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust portals and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Without preplanned technologies, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become value-added, client-focused. Think cyber-seamless. The methodologies factor is cross-media. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". A company that can envisioneer correctly will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. We think that most seamless portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without well-planned paradigms, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to empower cyber-transparently than to productize proactively. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? If you deliver extensibly, you may have to matrix seamlessly. We frequently benchmark sticky enterprise, magnetic, 60/24/7/365 visionary open-source raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will deliver the power of customer-defined action-items to e-enable. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We will strategize the standard industry term "customer-directed". Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to engage extensibly. The ultra-mission-critical 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative methodologies factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating emerging integrated, B2C2B extensible cross-media, reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks cyber-TQC monitoring? We will extend our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capability to streamline. The development factor is user-centric. If you evolve proactively, you may have to drive magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, open-source. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not killer. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to productize. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to streamline proactively. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. The power to morph vertically leads to the ability to recontextualize globally. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We will scale up our capability to harness without diminishing our capacity to extend. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think scalable. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We will augment our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our capacity to deliver.