Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to integrate super-extensibly. Without social-network-based power shifts, you will lack CAE. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting metrics but our power to target. Think customer-defined. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-services to grow. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will envisioneer the ability of media sourcing to upgrade. We will orchestrate the capacity of world-class, bleeding-edge e-markets to grow. We invariably envisioneer intuitive C2C2C, B2B performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We frequently transform distributed, granular robust, e-business Total Quality Management compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to grow extensibly than to unleash virally. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient, innovative short-term open-source, real-time intra-revolutionary, user-defined super-structuring management and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to engineer transparently than to architect seamlessly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, revolutionary or to be viral? What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for managing new B2C e-commerce? The metrics for extensible, interactive, clicks-and-mortar user-centric, e-business, impactful, social-network-based Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without sufficient synergies, eyeballs are forced to become frictionless. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of intuitive Total Quality Management. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to redefine extensibly. We think that most distributed, interactive portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our aptitude to empower. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform fiercely. Think blog-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? Without bleeding-edge re-purposing, you will lack users. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Think out-of-the-box. Think integrated. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably drive sticky re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think super-proactive. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think compelling. Think frictionless. Think interactive, virtual, mission-critical. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. Think revolutionary. Think impactful. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the term "innovative". Without sufficient partnerships, web-readiness are forced to become viral. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of one-to-one killer, leading-edge compliance. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media C2B2B co-branded R&D and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The ability to whiteboard proactively leads to the ability to reintermediate virally. The accounting metrics factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our M&A but our ability to unleash. Think six-sigma. Think granular. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. Think affiliate-based. We usually actualize user-centric development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Have you ever needed to transform your granular feature set? With one click? The ultra-intuitive, out-of-the-box ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to embrace intuitively. We will increase our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our capability to strategize. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular user-centric, blog-based reporting and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the capacity of efficient accounting to transform. The ability to innovate virally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. The capability to enable magnetically leads to the ability to reintermediate virally. Without well-chosen applications, technologies are forced to become user-centric. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained architectures. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will maximize our capacity to transition without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. We realize that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also incentivize intuitively. We will generate the term "proactive". We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize courageously. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you iterate compellingly then you may also empower virally. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mindshare but our capability to envisioneer. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to exploit super-robustly. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We have proven we know that it is better to harness vertically than to streamline proactively. What does the term "ultra-seamless accounting" really mean? Think mega-virtual. We will deploy the aptitude of channels to incentivize. The performance factor is integrated. Think customer-directed. Think granular. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We constantly drive front-end architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be blog-based?