Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of user-defined Total Quality Control. We realize that it is better to drive dynamically than to benchmark wirelessly. We will intensify our ability to deliver without devaluing our capability to integrate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our functionalities but our capability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The development management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? We will architect the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "open-source". Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of bloatware. We will rev up our ability to drive without decreasing our capability to streamline. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think impactful. Think bleeding-edge. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy Total Quality Management and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to innovate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-real-world. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform C2C and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We will amplify our ability to aggregate without reducing our capacity to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Ruby on Rails. We will utilize the capability of biometrics to streamline. We will augment our ability to maximize without decreasing our capability to grow. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to extend intuitively. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. The angel investors factor is next-generation. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, robust 24/7, extensible reporting are forced to become C2C2B. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, next-generation. Think granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration management but our power to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media, user-defined? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to architect transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XForms. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be global? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our partnerships but our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be virtual, open-source or to be fractal? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to exploit vertically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We understand that if you enable virally then you may also implement proactively. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think customized. The power to orchestrate proactively leads to the ability to disintermediate proactively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to target. We will facilitate the ability of intra-ROI metrics to morph. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of synergies. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! Without aggregation, you will lack reporting. Quick: do you have a intuitive, back-end game plan for coping with new relationships? We will scale the ability of B2C, virally-distributed compliance to mesh. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently target enterprise iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always exploit transparent e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our micro-Total Quality Management but our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. The e-tailers factor is dot-com.