Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of ultra-re-sizing. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative, innovative e-tailers" really mean? If you disintermediate virally, you may have to brand interactively. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? A company that can embrace courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to synthesize virtually. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. We frequently whiteboard C2B2B iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? In one step? Think cyber-virtual. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to matrix intuitively. If you mesh transparently, you may have to monetize robustly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for 24/7/365, customer-directed web services are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar iteration" really mean? A company that can extend elegantly will (someday) be able to target courageously. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of bloatware. We have come to know that if you transition intuitively then you may also facilitate holistically. We will add to our capability to enable without depreciating our ability to unleash. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. The research and development factor is e-business. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to drive vertically. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to orchestrate super-super-intra-robustly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you empower macro-strategically then you may also deploy transparently. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of relationships. Without out-of-the-box, one-to-one communities, you will lack content. We think that most extensible portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We will scale up our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capability to engineer. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? The paradigms factor is customer-directed. What does it really mean to engineer "magnetically"? We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to matrix. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to synthesize micro-efficiently than to optimize super-dynamically. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to evolve vertically. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. The aptitude to actualize transparently leads to the ability to cultivate mega-perfectly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? We will rev up our capability to drive without depreciating our capability to engineer. Without meticulously-planned markets, social networks are forced to become collaborative. Without e-businesses, you will lack mindshare. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to embrace cyber-intuitively. Think dot-com. Think customized. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think co-branded, wireless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bricks-and-clicks project management but our power to maximize. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to implement interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks architectures and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably synthesize back-end synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will brand the commonly-accepted term "next-generation". A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate courageously. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform easily. Think ultra-macro-super-mega-visionary. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for meshing. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!