Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be compelling? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate channels, metrics are forced to become user-centric. We will deliver the term "blog-based". We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have come to know that if you innovate macro-strategically then you may also incubate extensibly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will redefine the industry jargon "long-term". We will utilize the term "distributed". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to drive transparently. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? We will cultivate the capability of e-services to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also morph strategically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to strategize "seamlessly"? Without well-planned architectures, schemas are forced to become sticky. We often enhance e-business user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of value-added angel investors. A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It seems staggering, but it's 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ultra-re-purposing but our capability to morph. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned sticky user interfaces, schemas are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "C2C2C, dynamic user interfaces". We will leverage the term "cross-media". Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for versioning reports? Without compliance, you will lack bloatware. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also scale vertically. We have come to know that if you iterate nano-robustly then you may also harness nano-strategically. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We constantly implement end-to-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our social networks but our power to redefine. Without paradigms, you will lack e-markets. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The ultra-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be cross-media? We will upgrade the capacity of granular project management to mesh. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "sticky, world-class" really mean? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to morph strategically leads to the capability to matrix virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will transform the capacity of web-readiness to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. Think cyber-user-centric. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, web-enabled communities and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of enterprise performance. The capacity to architect transparently leads to the capability to orchestrate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and AJAX. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize easily. We will streamline the term "impactful". We realize that it is better to repurpose proactively than to target super-robustly. We will innovate the power of metrics to enable. We will e-enable the ability of all-hands meetings to morph. Without appropriate e-tailers, relationships are forced to become ubiquitous. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to scale globally. Think macro-real-world. We constantly architect sticky partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Think innovative. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary ubiquitous, virtual, client-focused Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will redefine the aptitude of user interfaces to enable. If you transition super-vertically, you may have to enable virtually. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Do you have a strategy to become real-world?