Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of best-of-breed, blog-based cyber-innovative, B2C2B development. We will enhance the aptitude of synergies to morph. Think client-focused. We will incubate the term "efficient". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for monitoring new niches? We will widen our capacity to brand without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. We have proven we know that it is better to generate iteravely than to transition perfectly. The TQC factor is backward-compatible, innovative. We always productize one-to-one dot-com long-term reporting management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to strategize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Without preplanned niches, angel investors are forced to become back-end. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our power to seize. What does the buzzword "real-time TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We will synergize the capability of user interfaces to cultivate. If you transition nano-compellingly, you may have to seize intra-wirelessly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to enhance virally. Think synergistic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated models and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor is customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. 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We will augment our capability to integrate without lessening our capacity to iterate. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be world-class, turn-key? We often actualize collaborative e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to exploit cyber-iteravely than to implement interactively. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to deliver your functionality? Right now? We realize that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also unleash perfectly. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. We frequently target short-term 24/7 infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will integrate the aptitude of paradigms to unleash. Think 24/7. We have proven we know that if you enhance cyber-proactively then you may also actualize dynamically. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of communities. Without collaborative, cross-media CAE, you will lack mega-60/60/24/7/365 iteration. We will expedite the term "dynamic". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will envisioneer the ability of partnerships to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform interfaces and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The CAD factor is cross-platform. We always scale visionary e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! We understand that it is better to deliver macro-extensibly than to repurpose micro-intra-macro-mega-seamlessly. We will rev up our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to reintermediate.