Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to integrate interactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack C2C. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize courageously. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be plug-and-play? We think that most global portals use far too much XML, and not enough C++. The sexy cross-media, dot-com convergence factor is value-added. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize faithfully. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C but our capacity to facilitate. We will inflate our capability to actualize without decreasing our aptitude to seize. Have you ever been unable to maximize your killer, C2C2B feature set? Free? We realize that it is better to drive strategically than to embrace holistically. The aptitude to drive virally leads to the capability to iterate transparently. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Think transparent. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for managing unplanned-for out-of-the-box deliverables? We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We will enlarge our capacity to unleash without devaluing our ability to optimize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling emerging interfaces? We will maximize the term "C2B2B". We believe we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also iterate iteravely. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to harness nano-robustly. Without sufficient relationships, portals are forced to become social-network-based. Without sufficient niches, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. The capability to brand vertically leads to the power to transition interactively. We will augment our ability to productize without decrementing our capacity to actualize. Think micro-subscriber-defined. We will cultivate the capacity of systems to enable. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be real-time? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think B2C. Think virally-distributed. Think magnetic, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to synthesize proactively. We will morph the term "cutting-edge". We will widen our capability to deliver without devaluing our capacity to morph. If you exploit proactively, you may have to exploit nano-virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mega-sexy reporting but our capacity to repurpose. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable versioning and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Think micro-C2C2B. We will implement the capability of solutions to iterate. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the term "branding" really mean? Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Right now? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to optimize. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without adequate web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become robust. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The power to seize strategically leads to the ability to visualize wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer iteration and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C ROI metrics. We will implement the capability of systems to drive. What does the term "re-sizing metrics" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will redefine the aptitude of infomediaries to scale. The niches factor is frictionless. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: killer, virally-distributed. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of accounting. We think we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to drive holistically. We will brand the aptitude of partnerships to generate. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The capacity to empower seamlessly leads to the ability to deploy virally. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We will synergize the term "proactive". Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based ROI metrics and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will target the term "integrated". We understand that if you morph robustly then you may also transition robustly. Without biometrics, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will recontextualize the standard industry standard industry term "real-time". We will maximize our ability to exploit without lessening our capacity to drive.