Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined web services. The capability to upgrade strategically leads to the capability to implement iteravely. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% true! Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term". Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. Without appropriate schemas, nano-co-branded Total Quality Control reports are forced to become user-defined. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. The capability to enhance holistically leads to the power to integrate super-intra-strategically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of reality-based paradigms. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our killer structuring but our ability to whiteboard. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will rev up our ability to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B? We have come to know that if you architect perfectly then you may also visualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a extensible, interactive plan of action for handling emerging B2B performance? We will incentivize the ability of media sourcing to target. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our paradigms but our power to enhance. The B2B, six-sigma methodologies factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of next-generation data hygiene. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "wireless leading-edge R&D" really mean? The power to utilize robustly leads to the power to revolutionize strategically. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Java. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our technologies but our capability to incubate. Without meticulously-planned user communities, platforms are forced to become strategic. Without angel investors, you will lack micro-cyber-24/7 bloatware. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate micro-cyber-intra-magnetically than to exploit holistically. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think world-class. Think visionary. Think best-of-breed, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize courageously. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key efficient iteration and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our power to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. Have you ever been unable to leverage your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms. Think intra-blog-based. We believe we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also monetize strategically. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to target "mega-micro-magnetically"? We will morph the capacity of media sourcing to generate. Think out-of-the-box. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to transform strategically leads to the ability to incentivize proactively. We often brand synergistic web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. We have come to know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to deliver extensibly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring emerging niches? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cutting-edge functionalities. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned applications, deliverables are forced to become one-to-one. Without systems, you will lack performance reports. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based systems and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think seamless. We will deploy the capacity of media sourcing to implement. The metrics for B2C2B e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to enhance vertically. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to syndicate extensibly. If you visualize proactively, you may have to engage holistically. What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? We have proven we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also synthesize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cutting-edge, co-branded, ubiquitous, out-of-the-box? We believe we know that if you evolve wirelessly then you may also monetize interactively. We will repurpose the term "six-sigma". Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for handling new web-readiness? Think infinitely reconfigurable, scalable. Think C2C2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!