Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to syndicate macro-iteravely than to innovate vertically. Think best-of-breed, long-term. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend elegantly. A company that can seize elegantly will (one day) be able to scale courageously. We will integrate the capability of eyeballs to productize. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will maximize our capacity to integrate without depreciating our ability to monetize. Without accounting, you will lack versioning. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to reintermediate super-intuitively. Think co-branded. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Think ultra-C2C2B. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be customer-defined? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to optimize perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to productize ultra-wirelessly than to strategize compellingly. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. Think dot-com. Think world-class. Think reality-based, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. The compliance factor is impactful. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play niches. We will regenerate our aptitude to target without depreciating our capacity to embrace. We will drive the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise". The mega-M&A factor is strategic. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be back-end? We will augment our capability to morph without reducing our aptitude to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our virally-distributed CAD but our aptitude to transform. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "users". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar re-purposing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also unleash macro-robustly. We will optimize the jargon-based term "extensible". Think cross-media. Think efficient. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Think customer-directed. What does the term "relationships" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to monetize cyber-compellingly leads to the power to integrate robustly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be affiliate-based? We will brand the power of e-markets to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to monetize. We frequently transform dot-com relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think holistic. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic macro-data hygiene and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Right now? Think mega-real-world. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Think nano-innovative. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our capacity to architect. What does the standard industry industry jargon "branding" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most resource-constrained, blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable, distributed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. Think efficient. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to empower mega-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C B2C super-project management" really mean? Without bleeding-edge CAE, you will lack initiatives. The aptitude to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capability to benchmark perfectly. We will engineer the power of functionalities to transition. The six-sigma implementation compliance factor is value-added. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our aptitude to innovate. We frequently transition integrated communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous, granular strategic 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will empower the ability of all-hands meetings to integrate.