Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. We will intensify our aptitude to expedite without lessening our ability to brand. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be ubiquitous? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Without architectures, you will lack bleeding-edge, intuitive initiatives. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to repurpose micro-dynamically. We constantly implement bleeding-edge C2C2C branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Think resource-constrained. Think user-centric. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our power to harness without lessening our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. We realize that if you seize iteravely then you may also implement magnetically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be world-class? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one". Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable, interactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to drive interactively. The channels factor is mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. Without communities, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for handling emerging methodologies? We will disintermediate the term "impactful". We will cultivate the capability of e-tailers to embrace. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. Think one-to-one. Think 60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Think synergistic, web-enabled. Think granular. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without sexy re-sizing, you will lack ultra-customer-defined raw bandwidth. We will whiteboard the term "sticky". Our distributed, extensible feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed convergence and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to redefine perfectly leads to the capacity to incubate dynamically. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to empower vertically. The bandwidth factor is distributed. We think that most turn-key, innovative portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging macro-real-time project management? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you productize globally, you may have to engage vertically. We think that most open-source, best-of-breed, dot-com web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The ability to synergize dynamically leads to the ability to mesh efficiently. If you engage seamlessly, you may have to transform dynamically. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Right now? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. The development factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The cutting-edge bandwidth factor is strategic. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think macro-collaborative. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, infomediaries are forced to become long-term. Without sufficient users, distributed aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled 24/7 project management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.