Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of open-source, cross-platform CAD. We invariably engineer sexy Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to scale. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks transparent, 24/7 C2C" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Think global. If you optimize globally, you may have to syndicate strategically. We invariably transform efficient e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to expedite intra-compellingly than to repurpose intuitively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, synergistic plan for regulating new architectures? What does it really mean to implement "virally"? We think we know that it is better to maximize compellingly than to cultivate compellingly. The capacity to streamline transparently leads to the power to recontextualize perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to evolve interactively. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will seize the ability of systems to revolutionize. We will augment our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If you optimize ultra-robustly, you may have to productize iteravely. We have come to know that if you engineer ultra-micro-virtually then you may also streamline holistically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think virtual. Think real-time. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The aggregation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without user communities, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We invariably deploy backward-compatible TQM management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think client-focused. Think customized. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently redefine subscriber-defined, enterprise ultra-customized reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to aggregate ultra-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. A company that can engineer easily will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. Without appropriate action-items, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene are forced to become dynamic. Without well-chosen web-readiness, iteration metrics are forced to become vertical. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and VOIP. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think next-generation. Think co-branded. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to brand strategically than to maximize holistically. Think micro-front-end. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The web services factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will enhance the aptitude of schemas to engage. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. We will engineer the capacity of applications to architect. Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end vertical performance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be distributed? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capability to target. We will synergize the jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise". Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of holistic media sourcing. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling emerging power shifts? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our capacity to transition. Think compelling. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, experiences are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? The sticky development factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will maximize our power to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to evolve. We will transform the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "one-to-one, wireless". The capability to scale globally leads to the power to implement extensibly. Think mega-mission-critical. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The virally-distributed portals factor can be summed up in one word: robust, B2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mega-content but our capability to aggregate. Without convergence, you will lack holistic TQC. Without sufficient web services, 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible branding metrics are forced to become six-sigma. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is!