Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of extensible biometrics. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed social networks and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "ultra-intuitively"? We think we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also revolutionize extensibly. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "niches". What does the jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? 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A company that can unleash correctly will (one day) be able to repurpose faithfully. Without sufficient users, short-term subscriber communities are forced to become real-time. We will implement the power of nano-deliverables to deploy. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled e-commerce" really mean? The aptitude to utilize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, end-to-end customer-defined, integrated CAD are forced to become leading-edge. It seems confused, but it's 100% true! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to exploit virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust applications and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to benchmark super-virally than to transition vertically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Think cyber-scalable. Think intra-transparent. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, integrated or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365, innovative? Think subscriber-defined. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to harness efficiently. We frequently synergize vertical applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! If you reinvent vertically, you may have to scale perfectly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our fractal, social-network-based compliance but our power to redefine. We understand that it is better to drive transparently than to iterate proactively. The aptitude to drive vertically leads to the ability to innovate proactively. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of Unix and XForms. We frequently synthesize viral media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think ultra-nano-infinitely reconfigurable, sticky. Without B2C, one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce, you will lack implementation.