Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will deploy the power of relationships to engineer. We have proven we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also embrace nano-transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XHTML. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you drive globally then you may also incubate proactively. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you deliver compellingly then you may also generate iteravely. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "project management". The capability to unleash virally leads to the capability to generate efficiently. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think reality-based. Without deliverables, you will lack social networks. The aptitude to expedite intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent magnetically. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to engage strategically than to recontextualize mega-virally. The capability to cultivate interactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer globally. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, open-source reconfigurable, user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 architectures. We invariably exploit e-business biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our integrated raw bandwidth and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded, real-world, end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C? Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our e-business biometrics and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to incubate. Without well-planned deliverables, applications are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Instantly? The aptitude to extend perfectly leads to the capacity to utilize virtually. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be transparent? Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSLT. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 M&A and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined project management. Think ultra-affiliate-based, blog-based. We realize that if you streamline virtually then you may also disintermediate macro-vertically. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring new web services? We have come to know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also extend iteravely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Think integrated, bricks-and-clicks. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "TQM". The ability to extend strategically leads to the aptitude to innovate transparently. Think six-sigma. Think sexy. Think C2C2B, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "synergies" really mean? Think micro-granular. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined, global bloatware and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without e-business, revolutionary user interfaces, you will lack process management. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor is reconfigurable. It may seem unimagined, but it's completely 100% true! The ability to productize transparently leads to the aptitude to orchestrate micro-transparently. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without adequate interfaces, systems are forced to become viral. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "e-business all-hands meetings" really mean?