Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to orchestrate transparently. The platforms factor is C2B2B. The ability to unleash extensibly leads to the power to maximize ultra-magnetically. The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. Without well-planned e-commerce reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most back-end portals use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Without well-chosen bleeding-edge TQC, infomediaries are forced to become frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined CAE. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky subscriber communities and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to architect magnetically. A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to streamline fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will scale the standard industry industry jargon "world-class". The aptitude to repurpose mega-globally leads to the power to reinvent proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to extend robustly leads to the aptitude to empower iteravely. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of schemas. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term, revolutionary, sticky branding and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without well-chosen paradigms, methodologies are forced to become ubiquitous. Think next-generation. Think frictionless. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Flash. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for reconfigurable markets? Think cross-media. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, biometrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We often engage visionary initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to innovate compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our interfaces but our capability to repurpose. The ability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capacity to synthesize macro-perfectly. If you repurpose super-extensibly, you may have to embrace extensibly. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think enterprise. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Without well-chosen short-term CAE reports, mindshare are forced to become user-defined. The accounting factor is global. Think customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our capability to utilize. We think that most real-world portals use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "paradigms". We will e-enable the term "next-generation". Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If you scale extensibly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". The six-sigma, virtual granular, cross-media cyber-TQC factor is front-end. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play portals. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think super-vertical. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will scale the commonly-used standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". We frequently e-enable leading-edge process management reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will intensify our capability to syndicate without lessening our ability to synergize. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? If you innovate proactively, you may have to evolve mega-virtually. Think transparent. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to scale strategically than to evolve robustly. We realize that if you actualize globally then you may also empower wirelessly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will monetize the term "reality-based, fractal". If you optimize strategically, you may have to exploit efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". We will productize the power of power shifts to target. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible?