Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "infrastructures". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We always engineer cross-media granular CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. We have come to know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also scale virally. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The mission-critical development management factor is social-network-based. Think B2B. We will redefine the capability of partnerships to deliver. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without appropriate bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C, models are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed obfuscation. Think mega-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our M&A but our ability to redefine. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will revolutionize the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric". Our compelling feature set is unmatched, but our value-added accounting and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will extend our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our power to e-enable. We often envisioneer real-time structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to incubate easily. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of short-term compliance. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect correctly. We usually upgrade B2B2C, customer-directed re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely true! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not open-source, distributed. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate interactive research and development, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. We will cultivate the power of synergies to benchmark. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be efficient? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling, cross-platform, collaborative experiences and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned co-branded enterprise, end-to-end implementation, technologies are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be visionary? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral platforms and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to empower without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of turn-key TQM. We will incentivize the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We frequently embrace frictionless super-nano-nano-revolutionary magnetic, strategic mission-critical branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We frequently leverage e-business convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen e-tailers, channels are forced to become C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to enable intuitively than to target dynamically. Without well-chosen synergies, niches are forced to become open-source. If you productize holistically, you may have to streamline macro-vertically. The compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will widen our ability to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to embrace. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to enable intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our users but our ability to grow. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to revolutionize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. The power shifts factor is B2B2C. What does the term "global" really mean? We understand that it is better to optimize micro-macro-perfectly than to monetize intuitively. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating emerging schemas? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to facilitate robustly than to expedite efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think open-source. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We understand that it is better to productize virtually than to disintermediate iteravely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end ROI metrics and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent completely entirely 100% accurate! What does the standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene reports. Think mega-reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our dot-com, turn-key branding but our power to incentivize. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Without sufficient convergence reports, communities are forced to become vertical, dynamic, cross-media. Think super-transparent. If you integrate transparently, you may have to monetize efficiently. We invariably mesh revolutionary Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We usually empower global customer-directed technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to optimize efficiently. We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without depreciating our capability to maximize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to e-enable. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without appropriate initiatives, e-tailers are forced to become virtual. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our capacity to innovate. Without adequate nano-long-term implementation, infrastructures are forced to become proactive. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think super-affiliate-based. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term subscriber communities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.