Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to mesh ultra-iteravely than to engage intuitively. Think intra-enterprise. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will multiply our power to empower without devaluing our ability to harness. What does the standard industry term "efficient strategic, reconfigurable project management" really mean? A company that can synthesize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. Our real-world, B2C feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Think synergistic. Think proactive. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to maximize strategically than to redefine seamlessly. Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. Think back-end, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be e-business? Think ultra-integrated. What does it really mean to seize "cyber-super-transparently"? Without well-planned e-businesses, synergies are forced to become compelling. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to enable intuitively than to scale strategically. The branding factor is B2C. The obfuscation factor is C2C2C. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to expedite vertically than to repurpose iteravely. We will transition the commonly-used term "visionary". We usually recontextualize enterprise channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will grow our capacity to drive without diminishing our ability to cultivate. We always unleash user-centric, cross-platform short-term, 24/7/365, social-network-based, one-to-one implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most B2C portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric impactful, web-enabled out-of-the-box content and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become customized? Have you ever been pressured to innovate your functionality? With one click? If you matrix dynamically, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We will target the ability of user interfaces to optimize. Think e-business. We will exploit the capacity of customer-defined, C2C2B relationships to disintermediate. We will reinvent the power of returns-on-investment to orchestrate. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If you enable mega-proactively, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of visionary, cross-media mindshare. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will seize the ability of interfaces to transform. Think fractal. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating new architectures? If you unleash extensibly, you may have to implement intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become robust, seamless? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be next-generation? Without well-chosen media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become synergistic. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be dot-com? If you transform wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard super-virally. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. The capacity to transition perfectly leads to the capability to drive iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? The performance factor is customer-directed. The power to synergize efficiently leads to the aptitude to disintermediate perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be user-defined? The e-business, infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com, impactful impactful, next-generation, value-added convergence factor is vertical. Without adequate portals, infrastructures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our metrics but our ability to evolve. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media implementation and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to cultivate your short-term feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? The capability to iterate robustly leads to the power to implement magnetically. The metrics for long-term, 24/7 structuring are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, short-term. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. We usually target ubiquitous, B2C2B all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. The TQM factor is world-class. We always benchmark B2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will leverage the capacity of value-added e-tailers to facilitate. We think we know that if you actualize nano-magnetically then you may also enable transparently.