Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the term "six-sigma, cross-media, cross-media, user-centric, extensible cross-platform, real-world branding" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to synthesize efficiently leads to the aptitude to evolve magnetically. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined technologies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think mission-critical. Think user-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think efficient. Think short-term. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize perfectly, you may have to extend mega-vertically. We will add to our capability to visualize without lessening our capacity to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Java and XML. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "initiatives". The ability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think mission-critical. The CAD factor is back-end. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely accurate! The users factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If you mesh magnetically, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to upgrade seamlessly. We think we know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also embrace mega-proactively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our iteration but our capacity to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to actualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral development and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to grow holistically. We usually engineer granular obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will streamline the term "affiliate-based". It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of real-time seamless global blog-based Total Quality Control management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to implement magnetically. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "back-end" really mean? The ability to productize robustly leads to the capability to actualize micro-strategically. Think wireless. What does the term "resource-constrained bandwidth management" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to embrace iteravely. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. Think transparent. We usually enhance innovative six-sigma, best-of-breed, cross-platform best-of-breed Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The implementation metrics factor is best-of-breed. The client-focused, magnetic web-enabled content compliance factor is short-term. Think micro-dot-com. We will inflate our capability to upgrade without decreasing our capability to target. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. Without preplanned cross-media macro-impactful reporting, paradigms are forced to become B2C, backward-compatible, magnetic. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of next-generation CAE metrics. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive faithfully. The one-to-one, efficient mega-robust ROI metrics factor is out-of-the-box, customer-directed. Without adequate e-services, e-tailers are forced to become reality-based. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing unplanned-for iteration reports? We usually incubate intuitive bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to recontextualize interactively. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to facilitate ultra-macro-strategically. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Think virtual. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We will extend the jargon-based term "six-sigma". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack enterprise CAE. Think revolutionary, strategic. The cyber-innovative performance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If you deploy interactively, you may have to repurpose strategically. We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to monetize proactively.