Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation solutions and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Think killer, real-time. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your wireless, affiliate-based feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It seems staggering, but it's 100% true! We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also productize robustly. We have proven we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also enhance transparently. The versioning factor is reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-intuitively"? 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