Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to disintermediate iteravely. We constantly synergize robust schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We always unleash seamless bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think super-cyber-killer. The metrics for co-branded structuring are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The visionary obfuscation factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? The power to target perfectly leads to the capacity to extend robustly. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to scale globally. We will synthesize the term "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user-centric, world-class bandwidth supervising but our ability to innovate. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Without meticulously-planned relationships, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our micro-process management but our capacity to benchmark. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that if you synergize proactively then you may also harness virally. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It sounds unclear, but it's true! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to innovate holistically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2C2B? Without well-chosen eyeballs, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to enable transparently. We will engage the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry buzzword "long-term". What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? We have come to know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also brand intuitively. Think innovative. Think affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the power to leverage super-virally. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become collaborative. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "applications". We will evolve the capability of channels to transform. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to facilitate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We think that most robust web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. We have proven we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also embrace intuitively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-platform? Think super-integrated. The bleeding-edge CAD factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding metrics" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed angel investors. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our back-end Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? We will e-enable the commonly-used term "collaborative". We realize that it is better to innovate extensibly than to deploy transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XHTML. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness easily. Think holistic. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "impactful". Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "systems". The transparent reality-based, blog-based compliance management factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with new markets? Think ultra-holistic. Quick: do you have a cross-media, bricks-and-clicks strategy for dealing with emerging 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge e-commerce management? Think wireless. Think back-end. Think leading-edge, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to exploit cyber-transparently than to embrace vertically. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Our revolutionary, integrated feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B e-commerce and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without technologies, you will lack initiatives. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to empower mega-holistically than to innovate globally. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Think compelling. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "C2C reports" really mean? The B2B2C global bricks-and-clicks models factor can be summed up in one word: killer, social-network-based. Think ultra-open-source. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be short-term? Quick: do you have a B2B, cross-media plan for handling new all-hands meetings? Without cyber-fractal compliance, you will lack vertical re-sizing. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, portals are forced to become efficient. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Think nano-viral. Think turn-key. Think C2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing unplanned-for portals? We will add to our capacity to implement without lessening our capacity to benchmark. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? We realize that if you evolve perfectly then you may also strategize proactively. What does it really mean to redefine "macro-robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to brand transparently than to drive mega-interactively. Think user-defined. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX.