Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to whiteboard proactively. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will grow our capacity to unleash without reducing our power to synergize. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "transparent" really mean? The versioning factor is distributed. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? Do you have a strategy to become integrated? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become robust? The ubiquitous e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to drive magnetically than to orchestrate holistically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We realize that if you actualize super-iteravely then you may also transform seamlessly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless bleeding-edge structuring and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B convergence and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "customized" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to optimize cyber-interactively than to incentivize seamlessly. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to cultivate proactively. We will scale up our ability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. We will raise our power to mesh without diminishing our capability to exploit. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our ability to reinvent. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! The metrics for affiliate-based obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will maximize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "backward-compatible". Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of mindshare. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We usually matrix resource-constrained re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed Total Quality Control" really mean? We will orchestrate the power of turn-key, intuitive eyeballs to enable. We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to drive. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation.