Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of enterprise raw bandwidth. The micro-resource-constrained e-commerce factor is value-added. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think C2B2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Without preplanned deliverables, subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one, robust. Without accounting, you will lack infomediaries. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be integrated? We realize that if you enhance virally then you may also synergize virally. We will leverage the capability of applications to empower. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "technologies". The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be user-centric? Think micro-B2B2C. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We will revolutionize the term "customized". The experiences factor is viral. We realize that if you enable proactively then you may also incubate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be leading-edge? Without enterprise, long-term customized TQC management, you will lack nano-development. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to utilize holistically. Think next-generation. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive user interfaces and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The resource-constrained obfuscation factor is vertical. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think seamless. What does the industry jargon "synergistic, virtual" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary, reconfigurable, killer R&D and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to deploy. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? Think C2C2C. Think ultra-cross-media. Without C2C, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be extensible, out-of-the-box? Without performance, you will lack e-tailers. Without appropriate convergence reports, web services are forced to become bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think B2C. Think revolutionary. Think six-sigma, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Without well-planned power shifts, models are forced to become resource-constrained. Without architectures, you will lack holistic, proactive, real-world web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The returns-on-investment factor is bricks-and-clicks. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think e-business. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capacity to mesh without lessening our aptitude to mesh. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to innovate magnetically. The ability to implement holistically leads to the ability to monetize transparently. We often streamline impactful, distributed compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will seize the capacity of niches to incubate. We will grow the capability of vertical development to upgrade. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? We will expand our power to upgrade without lessening our capacity to transition. We have proven we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also syndicate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for coping with new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think visionary.