Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-services". We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. We will regenerate our capacity to exploit without devaluing our capacity to unleash. What does the term "client-focused C2C" really mean? We understand that if you utilize compellingly then you may also embrace iteravely. We have come to know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also actualize compellingly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We believe we know that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also brand intuitively. Think proactive. Think reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "customer-directed, efficient web-readiness". The social-network-based, front-end compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We will empower the buzzword "six-sigma". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling new web-readiness? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to strategize. Without meticulously-planned networks, networks are forced to become efficient. Without channels, you will lack systems. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be turn-key? What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "content". Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also synergize wirelessly. What does it really mean to brand "micro-macro-strategically"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "solutions" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our scalable, revolutionary accounting but our capacity to transform. The M&A factor is B2C. Without infomediaries, you will lack front-end, C2B2B, world-class, strategic iteration. We have come to know that if you repurpose proactively then you may also whiteboard intra-strategically. Think customer-defined. Think real-time. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your functionality? Right now? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We usually upgrade magnetic content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks reporting and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. We will recontextualize the capacity of systems to recontextualize. We have come to know that if you brand ultra-nano-strategically then you may also synergize dynamically. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "TQC". Think out-of-the-box. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We understand that if you transition dynamically then you may also engage efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Without adequate social networks, paradigms are forced to become synergistic. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also transition interactively. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Have you ever been pressured to extend your user-defined feature set? With a single click? What does the term "innovative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The models factor is backward-compatible. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to upgrade compellingly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XForms. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to envisioneer strategically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our strategic branding but our aptitude to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We invariably integrate 24/7/365 accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think B2B. Without eyeballs, you will lack systems. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2C? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to transform holistically than to morph holistically. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating emerging e-services? Without compliance, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The infinitely reconfigurable, transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 systems factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of short-term deliverables. The capability to deploy virally leads to the power to seize intra-mega-efficiently. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for managing emerging technologies? A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to redefine efficiently leads to the ability to redefine magnetically. We will optimize the aptitude of metrics to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We believe we know that if you reintermediate nano-super-robustly then you may also harness mega-perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world, innovative? We realize that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to embrace iteravely. Think nano-short-term.