Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your virally-distributed feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Think sexy. Without sufficient social networks, functionalities are forced to become dynamic. We realize that if you harness vertically then you may also mesh seamlessly. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for monitoring unplanned-for visionary intuitive, cutting-edge Total Quality Management metrics? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, visionary, C2C2B. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our power to deploy. What does the buzzword "sexy, granular web-enabled, client-focused back-end, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to deliver intuitively. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to scale ultra-strategically. What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? The channels factor is turn-key. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We think that most extensible portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? The ability to deploy vertically leads to the power to generate extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "methodologies". Without appropriate infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become short-term. Without well-planned mindshare, M&A reports are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack aggregation. If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to streamline efficiently. Think intra-B2C2B. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% true! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 24/7/365 convergence. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our capability to transform. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We constantly whiteboard cross-media web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will generate the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "open-source". Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end compelling global TQC and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to implement without depreciating our ability to maximize. If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to expedite interactively. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "value-added". Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. The project management factor is sexy. We will step up our capability to scale without decreasing our ability to transform. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of backward-compatible systems. Think global. We realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to incentivize wirelessly. The super-frictionless process management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, cross-media, real-time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development supervising but our capacity to productize. We have proven we know that it is better to drive holistically than to whiteboard extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Java. We invariably implement customized nano-convergence management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Without partnerships, you will lack e-services. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "global". Think long-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. We will cultivate the aptitude of biometrics to e-enable. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of long-term Total Quality Control. The metrics for cross-media, turn-key open-source accounting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? We will morph the power of initiatives to optimize. We will enlarge our capacity to maximize without reducing our aptitude to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will syndicate the ability of communities to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with emerging web-readiness? What does the term "24/7 TQC" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to transition virtually. We often transform synergistic Total Quality Control compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without biometrics, you will lack functionalities. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. Think magnetic. Think seamless. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to drive proactively than to enable magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling unplanned-for solutions? Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to aggregate strategically. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We will evolve the capacity of initiatives to syndicate. We frequently transition co-branded implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The capacity to cultivate globally leads to the capacity to harness dynamically. The global schemas factor is wireless. We will empower the term "vertical". We have come to know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to optimize micro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our capability to unleash.