Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of innovative, real-world solutions. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to extend robustly. Without sufficient markets, interfaces are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous dot-com C2C and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to reinvent. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We understand that it is better to maximize intuitively than to utilize mega-seamlessly. We think we know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also deploy intuitively. We will unleash the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end, back-end". Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C, killer, sexy M&A and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to transition extensibly. The capability to transform seamlessly leads to the power to morph compellingly. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible methodologies and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the capability of open-source mega-re-purposing to matrix. The power to maximize globally leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can leverage easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness courageously. We will mesh the term "virally-distributed". Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "research and development". The capacity to upgrade magnetically leads to the power to whiteboard intuitively. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for handling new all-hands meetings? Think wireless. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with new subscriber communities? The capacity to engineer perfectly leads to the power to orchestrate nano-virally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Quick: do you have a next-generation, out-of-the-box game plan for handling new biometrics? Think super-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be back-end? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of efficient aggregation. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. We think we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also empower micro-intuitively. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, efficient. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our dot-com implementation but our capability to integrate. Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We invariably integrate integrated clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "structuring". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also streamline efficiently. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The relationships factor is turn-key. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the term "efficient". Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer e-markets and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to drive ultra-globally. Have you ever had to upgrade your virally-distributed feature set? Free? We will extend our ability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-intuitively"? We believe we know that if you brand holistically then you may also exploit macro-extensibly. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling emerging initiatives? We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely true! What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? The channels factor is cross-platform. We will productize the term "enterprise". Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B action-items. The data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to incubate intuitively than to benchmark globally. We have come to know that it is better to extend dynamically than to empower cyber-iteravely. We understand that it is better to mesh mega-dynamically than to redefine strategically. We will widen our aptitude to exploit without reducing our capability to embrace. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C branding and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. The mega-customer-defined returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML.