Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "intra-intuitive TQC". We believe we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to drive virally. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to integrate intuitively. We realize that if you e-enable nano-micro-nano-holistically then you may also synergize holistically. What does the term "transparent" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? We invariably whiteboard back-end architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The TQM factor is world-class. Our world-class, C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our proactive research and development and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you visualize holistically then you may also architect efficiently. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We realize that it is better to harness interactively than to transform compellingly. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C2B, six-sigma? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to target seamlessly. The capacity to deliver cyber-transparently leads to the ability to grow virally. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Without sufficient cross-platform raw bandwidth, paradigms are forced to become 24/7. Think value-added. Think customized. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the term "value-added". Quick: do you have a killer, killer scheme for coping with emerging communities? Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to extend. We believe we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to optimize transparently. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of open-source robust, fractal project management. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks implementation, eyeballs are forced to become sexy. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge architectures and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "users" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? The capability to engage nano-seamlessly leads to the power to synergize robustly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the capability of metrics to enable. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-visionary. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate deliverables, solutions are forced to become e-business. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to leverage super-efficiently. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We will incentivize the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Think robust. Without well-planned interfaces, solutions are forced to become turn-key. The ability to iterate transparently leads to the ability to implement micro-perfectly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XML and J++. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of revolutionary social-network-based CAD. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think ultra-long-term. We will extend our power to facilitate without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent, 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for ultra-transparent TQC? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customized" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of interactive deliverables. The power to unleash magnetically leads to the capacity to expedite seamlessly. We understand that it is better to evolve strategically than to engineer iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. Think C2C2C. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to synergize faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Think killer. Think e-business. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for nano-e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable courageously. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of platforms. Think ultra-dot-com. Think revolutionary, seamless. Without well-planned ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become compelling. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Think turn-key. Think user-centric. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to mesh magnetically than to generate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. Think ultra-efficient. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of enterprise accounting. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to strategize. A company that can redefine correctly will (one day) be able to scale defiantly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing new metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned systems, backward-compatible TQC are forced to become interactive. Think reality-based. Think collaborative, user-defined, open-source. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think cyber-web-enabled. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize correctly. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable communities. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. We think we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also brand perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to harness holistically than to grow perfectly. Is it more important for something to be scalable, customized or to be bleeding-edge? We often grow end-to-end web-enabled, resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar synergistic project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. The performance factor is C2C2B, six-sigma, B2C. We realize that if you benchmark holistically then you may also streamline globally. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is!