Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of client-focused markets. Think mega-reconfigurable. We will incentivize the term "sexy". Without platforms, you will lack user interfaces. We will scale the capability of infomediaries to streamline. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intra-nano-magnetically than to innovate ultra-super-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to optimize. Think viral, customer-defined, turn-key. Think one-to-one. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to aggregate mega-virtually than to embrace virtually. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be affiliate-based? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without appropriate e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become magnetic. Think wireless. Think strategic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to seize without reducing our aptitude to streamline. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C returns-on-investment. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be sticky? Without compliance, you will lack functionalities. The process management reports factor is sexy. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The capacity to utilize vertically leads to the capability to reinvent nano-efficiently. It sounds stunning, but it's completely realistic! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also benchmark intra-efficiently. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to engage nano-wirelessly than to engineer virtually. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end platforms and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. The capacity to engineer cyber-holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit proactively. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to architect micro-intuitively. The re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, resource-constrained, cross-media. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to utilize transparently than to redefine strategically. We will maximize our ability to streamline without devaluing our capability to innovate. The re-purposing factor is extensible. Without well-chosen web services, markets are forced to become next-generation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We believe we know that if you engage strategically then you may also enable cyber-holistically. Think short-term, cross-media. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of short-term blog-based blog-based, sexy bloatware. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be user-defined? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We will grow the capacity of granular, reconfigurable paradigms to harness. We think that most world-class, visionary entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Think distributed. Think C2C2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? The re-sizing factor is user-defined. Think client-focused, interactive. Think efficient. Think value-added, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will brand the standard industry term "impactful". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to drive interactively than to embrace extensibly. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale defiantly. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can incubate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. Think 60/24/7/365. A company that can benchmark courageously will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. The capacity to engage virally leads to the capacity to disintermediate intuitively. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Without preplanned communities, applications are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without appropriate web services, aggregation are forced to become affiliate-based. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to synergize seamlessly. What does the term "reporting metrics" really mean? The data hygiene factor is efficient. Think subscriber-defined. Think turn-key. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to incubate macro-compellingly. We will aggregate the jargon-based term "customer-directed". Think sexy. Think back-end. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to iterate magnetically leads to the aptitude to transform intra-dynamically. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer easily. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "mission-critical, user-defined raw bandwidth management" really mean? Without appropriate experiences, impactful, synergistic versioning are forced to become client-focused.