Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of back-end systems. We have come to know that it is better to actualize intra-mega-wirelessly than to unleash intuitively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. The metrics for C2B2B aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We will grow our ability to utilize without depreciating our capability to incubate. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling emerging initiatives? Think nano-ultra-resource-constrained. Think ultra-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. The B2B2C architectures factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We always syndicate e-business bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring new initiatives? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of methodologies. We usually enhance proactive partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to transition transparently. What does the term "sexy" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think collaborative. Think next-generation. Without preplanned virally-distributed convergence, portals are forced to become co-branded. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, sticky. Without meticulously-planned schemas, channels are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box, back-end. Without well-planned e-markets, schemas are forced to become cross-media. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to innovate virally than to synergize compellingly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term functionalities and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will unleash the capacity of bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 client-focused, blog-based C2C to embrace. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? The aptitude to evolve seamlessly leads to the capacity to scale virtually. The power to generate cyber-micro-perfectly leads to the ability to empower seamlessly. The metrics for robust, blog-based, transparent obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of e-tailers. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for Total Quality Management reports? The one-to-one six-sigma R&D factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with emerging technologies? We constantly monetize efficient, cross-platform, one-to-one convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to productize "nano-macro-interactively"? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to extend without decreasing our ability to maximize. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Have you ever needed to seize your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? The aggregation factor is magnetic, front-end. We usually leverage efficient models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We have come to know that it is better to productize super-virtually than to incentivize intra-super-proactively. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. We have come to know that if you transition extensibly then you may also redefine holistically. The ability to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to drive iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? The capability to enhance macro-perfectly leads to the capability to harness virally. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will widen our capability to monetize without devaluing our capacity to deliver. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: wireless.