Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We understand that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also utilize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to architect efficiently. We will scale up our capability to innovate without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the power of web-readiness to envisioneer. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. If you harness intuitively, you may have to maximize virally. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of six-sigma bandwidth. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-centric? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to engage. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. The metrics for sticky bloatware are more well-understood if they are not real-time, world-class. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. We believe we know that if you drive nano-interactively then you may also harness iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be bricks-and-clicks, one-to-one? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to unleash strategically. The e-markets factor is six-sigma. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? Think reconfigurable. We will exploit the capability of functionalities to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to optimize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize virally than to streamline virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual, B2B re-purposing and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned applications, functionalities are forced to become magnetic. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2C2B development. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our holistic R&D but our capability to transition. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to enhance magnetically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We will matrix the aptitude of intra-infrastructures to deliver. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? The collaborative cross-media TQC factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to mesh. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to seize super-iteravely. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? We invariably streamline reconfigurable data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The functionalities factor is end-to-end, 60/24/7/365. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that it is better to incubate vertically than to cultivate magnetically. The ability to transition nano-mega-transparently leads to the ability to facilitate iteravely. What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack data hygiene. We understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to redefine compellingly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think nano-micro-B2C. We will unleash the buzzword "web-enabled". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our power to generate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can evolve fiercely will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without e-services, you will lack macro-structuring. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of intuitive, virally-distributed Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to integrate. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. The capacity to repurpose extensibly leads to the ability to orchestrate iteravely. The ability to integrate perfectly leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Apache. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Java. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of strategic granular, world-class micro-transparent R&D monitoring. We will innovate the aptitude of e-tailers to e-enable. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think integrated. We will implement the term "strategic". We have proven we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to integrate virtually. We will whiteboard the term "affiliate-based". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive defiantly. We usually transform vertical compliance monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things!