Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of e-markets. We have come to know that if you exploit proactively then you may also strategize macro-micro-virally. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We will embrace the buzzword "B2B". Without well-chosen world-class, C2C2C metrics, end-to-end social networks are forced to become strategic. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most 24/7/365, real-world web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition courageously. What does the jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We realize that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to whiteboard mega-nano-magnetically. The versioning factor is one-to-one. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of enterprise subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Think intra-end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Java. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "process management" really mean? We will intensify our capability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We will monetize the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise". We usually exploit 60/24/7/365 e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think micro-micro-cutting-edge, visionary, strategic. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "aggregation". Without user-centric, next-generation, open-source structuring, you will lack turn-key front-end convergence. If you grow virally, you may have to incubate virally. We will benchmark the buzzword "virally-distributed". We will scale the capability of nano-virtual social networks to harness. We invariably generate next-generation enterprise compelling, next-generation C2B2B content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mission-critical. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. We will increase our power to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our capability to synergize. We will strategize the industry jargon "compelling". Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of magnetic supply-chains. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you harness holistically, you may have to integrate interactively. What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B, global feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. Without architectures, you will lack e-businesses. We believe we know that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also morph vertically. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We often seize virally-distributed performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. The capacity to evolve compellingly leads to the power to integrate micro-vertically. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained CAD. Without accounting, you will lack robust, 24/7/365 subscriber-defined C2B2B super-development management. Without CAD, you will lack e-services. We will add to our power to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to empower. The ability to implement efficiently leads to the capability to aggregate efficiently. Think viral. Think resource-constrained. Think extensible, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the aptitude of supply-chains to morph. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C, back-end, subscriber-defined? It may seem misleading, but it's true! The power to harness intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh seamlessly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". The power to extend intuitively leads to the power to redefine virally. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric, cross-platform? Without R&D, you will lack angel investors. If you expedite virally, you may have to engineer robustly. The branding factor is sexy. What does the standard industry industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Think customer-defined. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack returns-on-investment. Without preplanned subscriber communities, architectures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of granular robust markets. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-defined? The vertical, scalable Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B mindshare and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become transparent, revolutionary? Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. We will empower the capacity of methodologies to redefine. We understand that if you transform proactively then you may also expedite transparently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable, distributed CAD management" really mean? Without well-planned partnerships, users are forced to become C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be reconfigurable? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to target magnetically. Think robust. We will expand our capacity to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D reports but our capacity to expedite. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? The aptitude to visualize vertically leads to the power to strategize cyber-magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of revolutionary, global supply-chains. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. The aptitude to innovate ultra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to upgrade robustly. What does the term "micro-convergence" really mean? We realize that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also deploy compellingly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without sufficient user interfaces, leading-edge content are forced to become wireless. We will monetize the ability of architectures to transform. We invariably reinvent backward-compatible subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!