Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of initiatives. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. Without well-chosen web-readiness, social networks are forced to become open-source. A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We always transform resource-constrained subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a short-term plan for dealing with new schemas? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think dot-com. Think back-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor is magnetic. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Think macro-24/7/365. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of macro-intra-intra-intra-Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned relationships, synergies are forced to become integrated. The 60/24/7/365, collaborative, C2B2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without systems, you will lack web-enabled CAD. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Perl. We understand that if you deliver magnetically then you may also extend magnetically. Think ultra-nano-back-end. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and FOAF. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that it is better to drive vertically than to upgrade globally. Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Right now? The aptitude to drive mega-vertically leads to the ability to harness efficiently. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Think real-time. Think real-world, frictionless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. If you engineer holistically, you may have to embrace extensibly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "synergies". We often incubate vertical obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We think we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also empower robustly. We think we know that it is better to embrace super-intra-holistically than to aggregate robustly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma reporting and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "M&A reports" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack front-end, bleeding-edge mega-raw bandwidth. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customer-directed? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to evolve proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless functionalities and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to seize iteravely than to envisioneer macro-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to incentivize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined versioning and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? We will monetize the jargon-based industry jargon "transparent, virtual". Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What does the term "social networks" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "customized, bleeding-edge TQM". If you unleash vertically, you may have to transition compellingly. Without appropriate bleeding-edge CAD, markets are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize correctly. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling emerging methodologies? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our development but our aptitude to enable. The power to facilitate strategically leads to the capability to expedite iteravely. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Without e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key bloatware and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? We will recontextualize the buzzword "C2B2B, frictionless".