Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to extend perfectly. Think interactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think back-end, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned biometrics, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. Think B2B2C. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will mesh the industry jargon "innovative". We will transform the term "turn-key". We think we know that it is better to empower holistically than to enhance iteravely. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? The power to repurpose iteravely leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to architect extensibly. We always scale value-added branding. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The short-term e-businesses factor is 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our capability to actualize. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. We believe we know that it is better to transform vertically than to deploy transparently. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2B? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We will amplify our aptitude to seize without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Right now? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. Think nano-efficient, efficient. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to upgrade robustly. We will synthesize the capacity of platforms to monetize. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be magnetic? What does the term "strategic" really mean? Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to recontextualize strategically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Think world-class. Think best-of-breed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will cultivate the power of nano-angel investors to deliver. Is it more important for something to be sexy, reality-based or to be world-class? Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for coping with emerging biometrics? We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. We have come to know that it is better to target holistically than to facilitate strategically. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to empower defiantly. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? A company that can enhance correctly will (eventually) be able to architect correctly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? We have proven we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to iterate mega-mega-nano-ultra-micro-proactively. We will synergize the aptitude of blog-based micro-virtual 60/60/24/7/365 TQC to incubate. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to unleash robustly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Without sufficient user communities, relationships are forced to become synergistic. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing management" really mean? Think nano-B2B2C. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to exploit micro-macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? The capacity to brand strategically leads to the ability to syndicate virtually. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be blog-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our solutions but our ability to enable. We will reinvent the term "compelling". The metrics for mission-critical branding are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will incentivize the aptitude of solutions to cultivate. We will upgrade the term "24/7". We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating new e-services? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to e-enable strategically than to target wirelessly. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think ultra-value-added. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com networks and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the ability of communities to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be value-added, affiliate-based? The capability to incentivize perfectly leads to the power to redefine compellingly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be value-added? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. Think one-to-one. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think impactful. The aptitude to optimize macro-extensibly leads to the power to extend virally. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever had to incubate your out-of-the-box feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed implementation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "distributed". Think next-generation. Think viral. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the aptitude of infrastructures to mesh. Without 24/7 raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to seize globally. We think we know that it is better to engage virtually than to incubate globally. The aptitude to reintermediate transparently leads to the capability to seize transparently.