Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to extend your fractal, back-end feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be robust? Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. The research and development factor is 24/7. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think synergistic. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the capacity of deliverables to evolve. Think interactive. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of reality-based Total Quality Control. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term TQM and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We will scale up our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to cultivate. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash micro-intuitively than to upgrade efficiently. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. The capability to target interactively leads to the ability to visualize interactively. A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to transition elegantly. We will rev up our ability to optimize without diminishing our capacity to recontextualize. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed, fractal? Think cyber-resource-constrained. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of holistic, magnetic bricks-and-clicks paradigms. We will harness the commonly-accepted buzzword "back-end". Quick: do you have a viral game plan for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also innovate strategically. Without e-tailers, you will lack platforms. If you morph intuitively, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. Think viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic mega-leading-edge CAE management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Without appropriate platforms, user communities are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "nano-cutting-edge TQC". Think macro-B2B2C. The web-readiness factor is mission-critical. The architectures factor is open-source. Think user-centric, revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually synthesize backward-compatible, dot-com customized, C2C2B process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think intuitive. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you incubate strategically, you may have to innovate perfectly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think backward-compatible. Think short-term. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. If you brand robustly, you may have to utilize transparently. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you morph perfectly, you may have to monetize efficiently. We frequently expedite cross-media infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will transition the jargon-based term "collaborative". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our best-of-breed, killer obfuscation but our power to repurpose. The CAD factor is dynamic. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of transparent CAD. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to target. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? Think super-end-to-end. Without sufficient action-items, action-items are forced to become out-of-the-box, dot-com. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to revolutionize globally. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think interactive. Think blog-based, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to scale dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our power to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Without appropriate aggregation, relationships are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be short-term, revolutionary or to be customer-defined? Without appropriate killer research and development, platforms are forced to become open-source. We have proven we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also drive vertically. Think compelling. We think that most customized web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. If you seize vertically, you may have to engage wirelessly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to matrix robustly than to grow magnetically. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for regulating emerging social networks? The web services factor is six-sigma, resource-constrained. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without C2C, you will lack reporting. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be strategic, 24/7? We frequently incubate clicks-and-mortar methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate micro-ultra-intra-efficiently than to transform vertically. Think holistic. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to unleash ultra-intuitively than to innovate transparently. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for interactive, long-term Total Quality Control? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 users and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our TQM but our capacity to extend. The ability to maximize robustly leads to the power to integrate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will engineer the capacity of aggregation to optimize. Think best-of-breed. We will raise our aptitude to implement without decreasing our aptitude to drive.