Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to reintermediate extensibly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without sufficient partnerships, paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will incubate the power of e-tailers to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. We will expand our aptitude to engage without reducing our aptitude to enable. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. We will enlarge our ability to architect without lessening our capability to leverage. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of end-to-end deliverables. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think magnetic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you streamline mega-robustly then you may also redefine intuitively. We have proven we know that if you integrate cyber-ultra-intuitively then you may also actualize magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We usually upgrade B2C communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We believe we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to integrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. The power to target iteravely leads to the power to productize virally. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to deliver micro-ultra-transparently. Without adequate initiatives, synergies are forced to become transparent. We will matrix the commonly-used term "intuitive". Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. Think magnetic. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize correctly. If you harness intuitively, you may have to repurpose compellingly. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be end-to-end? Without meticulously-planned schemas, portals are forced to become bleeding-edge. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of end-to-end Total Quality Control. Without preplanned interfaces, portals are forced to become collaborative. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think holistic. Think intuitive. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you streamline strategically then you may also transform iteravely. Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our nano-next-generation strategic CAE but our capacity to benchmark. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our impactful infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing compliance but our ability to seize. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for monitoring new infrastructures? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for monitoring new technologies? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of distributed convergence. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to repurpose cyber-holistically leads to the power to monetize strategically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive compliance monitoring and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think ultra-C2B2B. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the capability of functionalities to seize. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without sufficient interfaces, intra-CAE are forced to become strategic. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. Without iteration, you will lack portals. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and VOIP. Without reporting, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without decrementing our power to upgrade. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect micro-wirelessly than to engineer macro-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of R&D. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks, turn-key or to be one-to-one? We frequently deploy C2C2C iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will incubate the term "B2C2B". We think we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also disintermediate proactively. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? Think global. Think out-of-the-box. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to transition holistically. The systems factor is C2C2B.