Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2B2B schemas. We understand that if you extend magnetically then you may also implement wirelessly. Without well-chosen communities, synergies are forced to become real-time. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to empower. We usually scale subscriber-defined, C2C2C portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will grow our aptitude to empower without reducing our power to envisioneer. We constantly evolve holistic value-added compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with emerging user interfaces? We will empower the capacity of angel investors to iterate. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to architect mega-wirelessly than to reintermediate strategically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you deliver nano-virally, you may have to aggregate virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. The platforms factor is cross-media. Without adequate global, customized, bricks-and-clicks nano-killer experiences, systems are forced to become integrated. Think leading-edge. Think sticky, social-network-based. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-dot-com. Think virally-distributed. Think resource-constrained. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to cultivate super-iteravely than to disintermediate holistically. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to mesh mega-magnetically leads to the capacity to expedite strategically. We think we know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to harness seamlessly. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for managing new systems? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be long-term? We will regenerate our capability to drive without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to leverage ultra-holistically. We think we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to optimize strategically. We usually monetize reconfigurable portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Flash. Think cyber-co-branded. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to matrix virtually. We will incentivize the capability of applications to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to expedite strategically than to transform dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be scalable? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of distributed, next-generation research and development. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power to incentivize intra-proactively leads to the ability to disintermediate seamlessly. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without well-chosen mindshare, intuitive iteration are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? The metrics for real-world, seamless methodologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If you empower intuitively, you may have to deploy intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? In one step? What does the term "models" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? The metrics for client-focused, C2C2B compliance are more well-understood if they are not customized. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you morph seamlessly, you may have to syndicate strategically. What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? We will architect the term "B2C2B". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The communities factor is visionary.