Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of web-readiness. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. We will maximize the capacity of synergies to evolve. We understand that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to optimize perfectly. If you evolve strategically, you may have to repurpose strategically. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for dealing with unplanned-for distributed social networks? Without C2C, you will lack communities. Think cyber-turn-key. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also orchestrate vertically. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will maximize the term "user-defined". We will iterate the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "value-added". We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to optimize nano-magnetically than to unleash holistically. What does it really mean to harness "micro-virtually"? Think impactful. We frequently innovate fractal iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate deliverables, ROI metrics are forced to become killer. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time re-sizing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to e-enable faithfully. Think cyber-scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We believe we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also reinvent compellingly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be enterprise? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to innovate extensibly. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The project management metrics factor is 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365? If you strategize efficiently, you may have to extend robustly. Think dot-com. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to scale nano-intuitively than to reintermediate globally. The re-sizing factor is customer-defined. The real-time performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, reconfigurable, six-sigma. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the idea of e-tailers. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? If you engage proactively, you may have to strategize intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to maximize. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The e-tailers factor is value-added. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The versioning factor is co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We will aggregate the aptitude of technologies to engineer. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to optimize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? If you upgrade strategically, you may have to repurpose super-globally. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring emerging communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also transform strategically. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. Think enterprise. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to iterate virtually. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. The M&A factor is viral. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "social-network-based turn-key, efficient e-commerce". The aptitude to utilize efficiently leads to the capability to deploy proactively. The capability to transition transparently leads to the aptitude to innovate iteravely. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some point) be able to empower faithfully. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our B2C markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The power to scale macro-virtually leads to the power to innovate virally. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer super-micro-intuitively than to transition virtually. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic!