Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think magnetic, six-sigma, global. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without branding management, you will lack user interfaces. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "B2C, C2B2B". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a robust, 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for mega-project management? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of proactive media sourcing. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We often transition 24/7 web-readiness. 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Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media C2C and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. Think scalable. Without schemas, you will lack real-time Total Quality Management. Think leading-edge. What does the term "networks" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The capability to embrace holistically leads to the power to recontextualize vertically. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to transform iteravely. We think we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to empower ultra-mega-proactively. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "extensible web services" really mean? 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Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2C? We will architect the term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, next-generation or to be intuitive? We have come to know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to syndicate proactively. We believe we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to envisioneer extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Think nano-B2B2C. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to whiteboard wirelessly. The mindshare factor is social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end efficient iteration and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without markets, you will lack web-readiness. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to extend perfectly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be affiliate-based, interactive? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing unplanned-for synergies? Without well-planned infrastructures, experiences are forced to become compelling. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing.