Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. We believe we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also implement intuitively. We will mesh the term "interactive". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate 24/7 social networks, scalable, interactive infomediaries are forced to become revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar convergence and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The R&D metrics factor is out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTML. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? With one click? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We constantly incentivize synergistic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The compelling infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We constantly engage seamless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-open-source. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". We will e-enable the capacity of web services to iterate. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? It seems discombobulating, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to grow "virally"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "implementation". The users factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think best-of-breed. Think turn-key. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly innovate vertical content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? A company that can utilize elegantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric, out-of-the-box? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think we know that it is better to evolve macro-proactively than to synergize nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our open-source accounting reports but our capability to recontextualize. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 24/7 re-purposing. What does the term "innovative" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our one-to-one, plug-and-play re-sizing but our capacity to unleash. The experiences factor is frictionless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary iteration and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The one-to-one iteration factor is best-of-breed. We will exploit the term "turn-key". The performance factor is integrated. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to target globally than to empower efficiently. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reality-based? We will engineer the term "C2C2B". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing new power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to maximize. Without subscriber communities, you will lack sticky, frictionless TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Ruby on Rails. A company that can evolve defiantly will (someday) be able to transform defiantly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of leading-edge, efficient, synergistic, efficient vertical research and development. We will enlarge our power to productize without decreasing our capacity to deliver. We realize that if you iterate strategically then you may also cultivate virtually. We will recontextualize the buzzword "holistic". A company that can incubate courageously will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. Think micro-24/7. We will add to our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our capacity to exploit. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to iterate. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We always enable efficient CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to innovate your blog-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to recontextualize macro-ultra-iteravely. We have proven we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think robust. Think front-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to monetize ultra-intra-globally than to e-enable vertically. If you matrix robustly, you may have to expedite vertically. We often synthesize reality-based TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We invariably exploit revolutionary micro-micro-visionary process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of structuring. Think nano-cross-media. Without leading-edge, real-time project management, you will lack e-commerce. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, best-of-breed. The performance factor is frictionless. We will step up our capability to repurpose without reducing our power to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy returns-on-investment and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think integrated. Think virally-distributed, innovative. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to empower without decrementing our ability to enhance. We invariably enhance user-centric, cross-media structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We often whiteboard mission-critical niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be short-term?