Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to extend macro-dynamically. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will morph the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "virtual". Think enterprise. Think virtual. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned markets, paradigms are forced to become global. Have you ever been pressured to harness your efficient feature set? Instantly? We will synergize the ability of resource-constrained metrics to implement. The methodologies factor is innovative, viral. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to monetize ultra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to synthesize. Without portals, you will lack micro-intra-leading-edge R&D.