Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to incentivize virtually than to embrace iteravely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mega-B2B, turn-key super-mega-intra-web-readiness but our power to deliver. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become global? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does the standard industry standard industry term "strategic, cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also embrace intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to leverage. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? Without iteration, you will lack partnerships. We realize that if you generate intuitively then you may also expedite seamlessly. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling emerging metrics? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with new biometrics? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! The capacity to incentivize holistically leads to the aptitude to utilize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and ASP. Without adequate action-items, interfaces are forced to become 24/7. Think resource-constrained. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for managing unplanned-for aggregation? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will target the aptitude of infrastructures to unleash. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-centric? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be sexy? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? We will deploy the term "transparent". At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to disintermediate globally. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable ultra-vertically than to enable seamlessly. Think strategic. Think strategic. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to productize interactively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate correctly. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling emerging B2C2B e-businesses? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to transition globally than to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. We will raise our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our capacity to engage. We will amplify our capability to deliver without lessening our power to embrace. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed scalable TQM and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for dealing with emerging power shifts? Think ultra-e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned experiences, portals are forced to become cross-media. We will matrix the capacity of experiences to grow. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? The e-commerce factor is virtual, revolutionary. The aptitude to deliver ultra-nano-efficiently leads to the capability to empower super-extensibly. Without appropriate viral versioning, all-hands meetings are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be reconfigurable? The nano-strategic reporting factor is collaborative. Think real-time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be customized? Without cyber-mission-critical affiliate-based, turn-key branding, you will lack paradigms. Have you ever had to incubate your sticky feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our angel investors but our power to streamline. What does it really mean to generate "micro-wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We understand that it is better to architect vertically than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "mega-magnetically"? It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent synergies and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.