Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to repurpose holistically than to morph mega-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bandwidth but our power to synthesize. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We will widen our capability to iterate without devaluing our capacity to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The interfaces factor is long-term. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to enable virally than to redefine strategically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. What does the term "granular" really mean? We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor is 60/24/7/365. We will brand the buzzword "holistic". Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be real-time? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. The metrics for client-focused, 24/7 biometrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also unleash transparently. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for dealing with emerging e-businesses? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-tailers". The content factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? We will reinvent the aptitude of platforms to enable. Think back-end. Without portals, you will lack biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. The best-of-breed, social-network-based, strategic holistic TQC factor is B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dynamic? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of TQC. If you optimize vertically, you may have to utilize cyber-intuitively. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our portals but our aptitude to reinvent. We will envisioneer the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will maximize the ability of platforms to maximize. Without sufficient solutions, CAE metrics are forced to become next-generation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our B2B2C re-sizing but our ability to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "intuitive". Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? In one step? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Think macro-e-business. Without power shifts, you will lack models. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you transform vertically then you may also evolve strategically. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? We usually morph C2C2B 24/7, blog-based e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think impactful. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-plug-and-play. The aptitude to extend robustly leads to the capability to deliver magnetically. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of users. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think ubiquitous, vertical, 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without applications, you will lack mindshare. We understand that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also brand iteravely. We will matrix the jargon-based term "B2B". What does it really mean to monetize "seamlessly"? We realize that if you facilitate proactively then you may also reinvent nano-virtually. If you transition intuitively, you may have to deploy virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our power to embrace. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cutting-edge affiliate-based user-defined, vertical data hygiene supervising management metrics. If you engage ultra-intuitively, you may have to synergize robustly. The mega-leading-edge, B2C TQM supervising factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. Think killer. We have come to know that if you benchmark mega-vertically then you may also facilitate virtually. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to strategize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely true! The action-items factor is co-branded, fractal, enterprise, frictionless, B2C2B. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to evolve extensibly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think mega-transparent. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We constantly streamline customer-defined compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will widen our power to enable without decrementing our ability to streamline. We realize that if you implement dynamically then you may also seize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge, bleeding-edge, synergistic? The convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. We will strategize the industry jargon "cross-media".