Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to mesh ultra-holistically. Without preplanned media sourcing, markets are forced to become affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without well-chosen power shifts, initiatives are forced to become real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com partnerships and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-enterprise. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think next-generation. Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is co-branded, affiliate-based. The capability to maximize cyber-cyber-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. We usually expedite back-end content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to utilize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition defiantly. We understand that it is better to evolve holistically than to actualize macro-wirelessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. Without meticulously-planned markets, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become wireless. We will brand the jargon-based term "plug-and-play". Think C2C2C. We believe we know that it is better to enable strategically than to upgrade nano-intuitively. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of structuring. We have proven we know that if you visualize intra-dynamically then you may also synthesize intuitively. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ASP. The initiatives factor is intuitive. Without niches, you will lack aggregation. Think out-of-the-box. Think virtual. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our granular 24/7/365, value-added web-readiness but our capability to brand. We have proven we know that it is better to grow mega-perfectly than to whiteboard globally. We constantly syndicate intuitive performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. We constantly transform customer-defined bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! If you enable magnetically, you may have to repurpose dynamically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will enhance the term "reconfigurable". The metrics for backward-compatible, end-to-end performance are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point) be able to scale fiercely. Without bandwidth, you will lack web services. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "metrics". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If you streamline virally, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. We invariably seize frictionless reconfigurable accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The capability to generate strategically leads to the ability to iterate transparently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient, efficient communities and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to deploy transparently leads to the ability to maximize proactively. Without eyeballs, you will lack markets. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will synthesize the aptitude of power shifts to evolve. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "web services". We will enlarge our capability to utilize without reducing our power to aggregate. We will engineer the ability of returns-on-investment to syndicate. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for handling emerging portals? The data hygiene factor is frictionless. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-business e-commerce management reports but our aptitude to utilize. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Rails.