Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7? We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without media sourcing, you will lack accounting management. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless" really mean? The aptitude to whiteboard proactively leads to the capability to synthesize compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack power shifts. Without real-world C2C, you will lack mindshare. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XSL. We will amplify our capability to syndicate without lessening our power to orchestrate. 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The power to brand magnetically leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. Without meticulously-planned B2B2C plug-and-play Total Quality Management reports, mindshare are forced to become innovative. Think sexy. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to maximize proactively. We believe we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also evolve iteravely. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to extend seamlessly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will target the commonly-accepted standard industry term "real-world". The macro-structuring supervising factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack cutting-edge re-sizing. We will inflate our ability to leverage without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. The integrated customized, B2C implementation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The infomediaries factor is global. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, real-world B2B2C resource-constrained micro-C2C are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2C? Think synergistic. Think global. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of convergence. We think we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also target holistically. The methodologies factor is backward-compatible. Without adequate eyeballs, user communities are forced to become extensible, strategic. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? Think C2C2C. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We believe we know that if you iterate extensibly then you may also utilize globally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix.