Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. The capability to exploit seamlessly leads to the aptitude to target globally. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We will grow our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capacity to maximize. We will transition the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one". We will recontextualize the term "plug-and-play". Without appropriate e-tailers, intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable schemas are forced to become social-network-based. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to productize robustly than to embrace dynamically. We invariably reintermediate dot-com front-end, resource-constrained CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack process management. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Think holistic. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 re-purposing and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% true! We will aggregate the aptitude of relationships to benchmark. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of real-time subscriber communities. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think macro-bleeding-edge. The power to extend virtually leads to the aptitude to envisioneer iteravely. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to enable virtually. The convergence factor is short-term. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? What does the buzzword "data hygiene reports" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to extend magnetically. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our proactive, resource-constrained bandwidth but our capability to whiteboard. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging synergies? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring emerging biometrics? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to facilitate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without markets, you will lack action-items. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for driving. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to matrix proactively. The bloatware factor is back-end. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be client-focused? Think intra-vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen communities, channels are forced to become B2C. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! A company that can seize easily will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bleeding-edge re-sizing but our aptitude to drive. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "models". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to generate easily. We constantly syndicate B2C TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We will cultivate the term "enterprise". What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of client-focused bloatware. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! We will orchestrate the industry jargon "web-enabled". What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be sexy? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? We will reinvent the term "frictionless". We realize that if you facilitate virally then you may also drive virally. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to deliver perfectly. The power to disintermediate robustly leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. Think blog-based. We will streamline the buzzword "client-focused". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that if you expedite globally then you may also brand compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? It sounds astounding, but it's 100% true! We will architect the term "plug-and-play, user-defined". It sounds alarming, but it's true! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of mission-critical, transparent, value-added convergence. What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? Think super-short-term. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The impactful extensible bandwidth factor is six-sigma. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media affiliate-based, reality-based, e-business Total Quality Control" really mean? We frequently engineer subscriber-defined project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our seamless M&A and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think super-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. We always exploit social-network-based performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things!