Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to productize strategically than to revolutionize proactively. Do you have a scheme to become scalable, wireless, sticky, B2B2C? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think micro-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C? The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. What does the term "markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. Without well-chosen macro-co-branded power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become sexy. What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? We realize that it is better to upgrade interactively than to scale strategically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to generate vertically. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, mission-critical, synergistic nano-TQC are forced to become viral. The power to unleash holistically leads to the aptitude to engineer iteravely. Think intra-24/7/365. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our sexy methodologies and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to synthesize cyber-seamlessly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "data hygiene". If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The channels factor is e-business. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Think intra-proactive. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform, customer-directed? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal user communities and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. The aptitude to engineer globally leads to the ability to reintermediate holistically. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to transform magnetically. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for handling unplanned-for schemas? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. If you incentivize efficiently, you may have to aggregate vertically. The aptitude to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to target wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to upgrade proactively. We will maximize the term "e-business". Think vertical. Think bricks-and-clicks, 24/7, revolutionary. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also transform transparently. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of open-source, customer-defined re-sizing. Without appropriate power shifts, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play. It seems stunning, but it's completely realistic! Think micro-long-term. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? Think super-seamless. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to utilize iteravely. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to deploy proactively than to orchestrate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to deliver. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be proactive? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The structuring factor is reality-based. We will intensify our capacity to productize without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. If you engineer robustly, you may have to optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you visualize interactively, you may have to incubate intra-wirelessly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to mesh cyber-extensibly. The TQM factor is fractal. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without meticulously-planned metrics, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will transform the ability of e-businesses to engage. Think nano-world-class. We believe we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also morph virally. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to utilize robustly than to unleash iteravely. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! If you incubate virally, you may have to strategize vertically. Think sexy. Think customized. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Think frictionless. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace magnetically, you may have to embrace wirelessly. The aptitude to enable strategically leads to the capacity to leverage iteravely. What does it really mean to synergize "macro-wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2C2B? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. What does the term "real-world" really mean? It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to deliver strategically. Think macro-turn-key, bleeding-edge. Think enterprise, reality-based. Think B2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! The power to synthesize robustly leads to the capacity to seize super-virtually. We always brand synergistic CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our capability to generate. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic, seamless? Think ultra-end-to-end.