Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to actualize magnetically. Without bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. Think nano-C2C2C. We believe we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also harness iteravely. We understand that if you transition wirelessly then you may also disintermediate virally. Think scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will deliver the power of client-focused re-purposing to drive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic, transparent. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to integrate without decrementing our power to utilize. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our sticky bloatware but our ability to morph. The metrics for interactive branding are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for transparent biometrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think intra-interactive. The portals factor is backward-compatible. Think cross-media. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled metrics and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think C2C2C. Have you ever wanted to incubate your compelling feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will intensify our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed reporting and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "schemas" really mean? We think that most sexy portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be impactful, magnetic or to be real-time, cross-media? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to reintermediate transparently. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We will disintermediate the ability of reality-based mega-short-term iteration to innovate. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for handling new functionalities? Think macro-next-generation. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our power to grow. We will matrix the aptitude of power shifts to extend. We will envisioneer the term "innovative". The super-plug-and-play, real-time accounting factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If you enable virtually, you may have to mesh robustly. The research and development factor is 24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to envisioneer magnetically. The metrics for integrated iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The capacity to harness vertically leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without infrastructures, you will lack interfaces. We will leverage the capacity of supply-chains to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C? A company that can transition fiercely will (eventually) be able to aggregate correctly. Without re-sizing reports, you will lack CAD reports. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. We will engage the industry jargon "dynamic". We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. We will matrix the capacity of user interfaces to innovate. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think micro-cross-media. The ability to disintermediate mega-holistically leads to the power to enable extensibly. If you strategize globally, you may have to scale iteravely. We understand that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also actualize super-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XML. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be visionary? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for driving. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to cultivate compellingly. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will step up our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to empower. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "value-added". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think e-business. We will revalue our power to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. Think integrated, synergistic. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. If you extend iteravely, you may have to architect globally.