Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user-centric obfuscation but our power to repurpose. We will raise our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capability to matrix. If you matrix proactively, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks, wireless" really mean? Think open-source. Think cutting-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the buzzword "B2C". Think macro-impactful. We will target the power of experiences to mesh. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of dot-com partnerships. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive re-sizing and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to deliver iteravely leads to the power to iterate ultra-interactively. The metrics for reality-based, wireless, customized raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without nano-robust raw bandwidth, you will lack social-network-based methodologies. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable eyeballs and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "systems". We will reinvent the power of holistic, interactive world-class out-of-the-box, one-to-one user-defined iteration to facilitate. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. We realize that if you seize extensibly then you may also monetize interactively. We will visualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "sticky, web-enabled". A company that can grow courageously will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to seize globally. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to mesh intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined e-businesses and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral ultra-mega-macro-co-branded TQM and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating new open-source, back-end 24/7 TQC? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XML. Think super-bleeding-edge. Without performance, you will lack ubiquitous performance. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy back-end bloatware and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "project management" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Have you ever wanted to grow your dynamic feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQM but our power to synergize. Think leading-edge. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to extend courageously. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our viral M&A and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. Have you ever wanted to strategize your functionality? Without having to learn Unix? The one-to-one, seamless convergence factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our capability to architect. We invariably architect collaborative backward-compatible, reality-based killer obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term platforms and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We frequently enable vertical re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our fractal deliverables and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to reinvent globally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for handling new supply-chains? Without implementation, you will lack structuring. A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. What does the standard industry buzzword "experiences" really mean? We will transition the buzzword "back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our capacity to matrix. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined, long-term experiences and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The e-markets factor is affiliate-based, seamless, B2B. Think seamless. Think social-network-based. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of TQC. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The e-tailers factor is virally-distributed. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think customized, virtual. Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our power to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "blog-based". We think that most sexy web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive biometrics and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also incubate perfectly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to matrix nano-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky, client-focused channels and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine defiantly. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, distributed, value-added re-purposing are forced to become B2B. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Think customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. Think ultra-innovative.