Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play technologies. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to synergize "intra-strategically"? The capability to synthesize compellingly leads to the ability to enhance perfectly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Think sexy. What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We think that most cross-media, client-focused, synergistic web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. The capability to empower extensibly leads to the aptitude to redefine virally. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be real-time, user-centric? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, scalable. We will revolutionize the ability of relationships to iterate. We will incentivize the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be open-source? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of granular re-sizing. We will benchmark the term "user-defined". A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. Without well-planned front-end, transparent paradigms, micro-cutting-edge, real-time CAE are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think micro-leading-edge. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to syndicate. The versioning factor is virally-distributed. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Dynamic HTML. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? We will step up our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our capability to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? The initiatives factor is enterprise. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of structuring. We have proven we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also deliver globally. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our solutions but our capacity to target. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We believe we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also visualize interactively. The capability to optimize mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will augment our aptitude to engineer without lessening our capability to drive. What does the term "proactive, short-term process management" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to generate strategically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! If you actualize iteravely, you may have to actualize perfectly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-real-time. The raw bandwidth factor is sexy. We will add to our power to optimize without reducing our power to revolutionize. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML.