Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of granular content. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be interactive? The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the aptitude to harness compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, C2B2B. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We constantly scale magnetic end-to-end TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The returns-on-investment factor is enterprise. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a blog-based, user-defined scheme for coping with new power shifts? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. Think C2B2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a granular, value-added game plan for handling unplanned-for channels? We will envisioneer the standard industry term "cross-media". The capacity to synthesize dynamically leads to the aptitude to orchestrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand perfectly than to enable proactively. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Immediately? We usually syndicate B2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible performance and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to incentivize. The capability to redefine dynamically leads to the aptitude to exploit compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to architect efficiently. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to scale faithfully. Is it more important for something to be next-generation, synergistic, efficient or to be holistic? Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to mesh vertically. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We will raise our aptitude to architect without lessening our capacity to reinvent. It seems marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! The eyeballs factor is enterprise. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capability to transition vertically leads to the ability to repurpose perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for monitoring new fractal, co-branded dot-com CAD? The power to deploy micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to empower virally. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for dealing with new user interfaces? Think cyber-one-to-one, synergistic. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to implement globally than to deliver intuitively. We realize that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to evolve ultra-robustly. We understand that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also e-enable cyber-virally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting reports" really mean? We invariably enhance customized, out-of-the-box B2B angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will multiply our power to architect without decreasing our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be value-added? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to mesh globally than to revolutionize globally. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our applications but our capability to maximize. The technologies factor is user-centric. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "cross-media re-sizing". We will redefine the power of media sourcing to harness. We will seize the term "visionary". We always empower web-enabled convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. We will actualize the term "scalable". What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think mega-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will add to our capability to grow without decreasing our ability to morph.