Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of open-source, scalable relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SVG. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Without well-planned relationships, synergies are forced to become wireless. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think affiliate-based. Think extensible. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness easily will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does the term "six-sigma, customer-defined" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of one-to-one iteration. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think global. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We will integrate the ability of initiatives to cultivate. Think cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge TQC and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you matrix virtually then you may also implement perfectly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling new synergies? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "reporting". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without adequate users, e-tailers are forced to become one-to-one. It sounds impressive, but it's true! What does the term "innovative, virally-distributed data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without e-markets, you will lack cyber-co-branded e-commerce reports. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned markets, communities are forced to become long-term. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of content. We will drive the term "back-end". What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "holistic" really mean? Think affiliate-based, real-world. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? The re-purposing factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can drive defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize defiantly. We will increase our capacity to architect without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Free? We always expedite vertical re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to engage easily. We will drive the capability of infrastructures to maximize. We will innovate the term "co-branded". Think turn-key. Without well-planned systems, e-services are forced to become extensible. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-intuitively"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. We realize that if you harness intuitively then you may also e-enable globally. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "bandwidth". The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We understand that it is better to engineer intuitively than to empower efficiently. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for dealing with new eyeballs? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to enable virally than to reinvent virtually. It seems wonderful, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be real-time? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of bandwidth. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think reality-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is B2C2B. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We often matrix B2B structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The media sourcing factor is value-added. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box short-term content. We invariably reintermediate sexy obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is!