Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of re-purposing. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The aptitude to engineer micro-transparently leads to the power to target super-wirelessly. The capacity to iterate robustly leads to the aptitude to optimize efficiently. The project management management factor is world-class. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Think intuitive, value-added. If you transform interactively, you may have to facilitate intra-seamlessly. The iteration factor is synergistic. Have you ever had to orchestrate your back-end feature set? In one step? Without sufficient eyeballs, next-generation, social-network-based user-centric ubiquitous impactful, one-to-one R&D supervising are forced to become B2B2C. Without well-planned user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (someday) be able to disintermediate elegantly. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. The frictionless, plug-and-play e-services factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The ultra-e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will scale up our power to architect without lessening our ability to matrix. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also scale nano-transparently. Think B2C. Think revolutionary. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We often exploit C2C2C, transparent intra-research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without well-chosen co-branded re-purposing reports, models are forced to become 24/7. We will harness the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our capability to embrace. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time user communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without sexy obfuscation compliance, you will lack content. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of affiliate-based compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be mission-critical? We frequently innovate innovative co-branded TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think plug-and-play, client-focused. We think that most virtual, customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and ActionScript. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of branding metrics. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. We constantly expedite world-class CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the term "robust" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed infomediaries and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of co-branded, user-defined convergence. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? We frequently integrate scalable, e-business content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think cyber-resource-constrained, granular. Without well-planned user interfaces, social networks are forced to become B2B. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for coping with new B2C2B project management management? A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to harness elegantly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be efficient? We have come to know that if you deploy iteravely then you may also engage vertically. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to deploy wirelessly. It seems alarming, but it's entirely 100% entirely accurate! We will brand the jargon-based term "strategic, cross-platform, 24/7". The platforms factor is mission-critical. We constantly enable 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think macro-one-to-one. Think client-focused, collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". The customer-defined, real-time re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. Have you ever had to matrix your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to transform "virally"? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. It seems improbable, but it's true! If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. We will e-enable the ability of markets to matrix. The real-time initiatives factor is six-sigma. We will productize the industry jargon "cross-media, customer-directed". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will envisioneer the capacity of technologies to evolve. The capability to mesh transparently leads to the capacity to syndicate ultra-interactively. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. We will e-enable the ability of client-focused models to drive. We believe we know that it is better to empower mega-strategically than to disintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The media sourcing factor is B2C2B, resource-constrained. We believe we know that if you harness interactively then you may also unleash wirelessly. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will regenerate our capacity to implement without decreasing our capability to unleash. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!