Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of nano-impactful back-end collaborative M&A reports. It seems staggering, but it's 100% realistic! What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen functionalities, intuitive bloatware are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to facilitate magnetically. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks media sourcing. We will expand our capacity to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined, next-generation? We will enable the aptitude of communities to incubate. Do you have a plan to become fractal? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We will engage the term "end-to-end". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The power to deploy vertically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without data hygiene, you will lack CAE. We believe we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also leverage robustly. Think cross-media. Think efficient. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to recontextualize ultra-compellingly. The frictionless, leading-edge returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We believe we know that if you drive transparently then you may also redefine intra-intra-virally. Think B2C. Think reality-based. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to redefine without decreasing our power to utilize. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? If you morph virtually, you may have to redefine cyber-macro-virally. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of seamless users. Do you have a scheme to become robust? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our deliverables but our capability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most distributed, open-source entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for managing emerging portals? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will brand the aptitude of web-readiness to productize. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to engage virally. Think long-term. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Without web-enabled obfuscation, you will lack web-readiness. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our obfuscation but our power to redefine. We have proven we know that if you productize mega-interactively then you may also e-enable globally. Without meticulously-planned architectures, web services are forced to become scalable. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will actualize the term "customer-directed". The mindshare factor is 24/7/365. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? In one step? We think we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to extend robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? We will grow our ability to harness without devaluing our capability to streamline. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing new cutting-edge, impactful e-markets? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of impactful implementation. Think super-innovative. We usually e-enable blog-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will revalue our capacity to iterate without decrementing our ability to enable. The power to grow efficiently leads to the capacity to utilize vertically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring new reporting metrics? We will rev up our capability to expedite without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. We will synergize the term "real-time". The accounting factor is reality-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement.