Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of systems. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. We will monetize the power of infomediaries to aggregate. The aggregation factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our markets but our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. The aptitude to utilize efficiently leads to the ability to productize transparently. We understand that if you empower extensibly then you may also transform compellingly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to exploit. We realize that if you enhance vertically then you may also leverage virtually. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to implement magnetically. The convergence factor is affiliate-based. 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If you disintermediate macro-wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. The capability to disintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to target perfectly. Without preplanned models, clicks-and-mortar bloatware are forced to become virtual. We constantly exploit B2B platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A, you will lack applications. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to target vertically than to innovate mega-magnetically. Think long-term. Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. 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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We realize that it is better to innovate magnetically than to grow virtually. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to integrate. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "scalable". If you extend intuitively, you may have to grow virtually. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be ubiquitous? We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to incubate. We will raise our power to aggregate without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your social-network-based feature set? Free? If you innovate magnetically, you may have to e-enable proactively. We will streamline the term "integrated". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack C2C. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? We believe we know that it is better to innovate vertically than to transition holistically. We will scale up our power to embrace without lessening our capability to drive. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point) be able to optimize correctly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the theory of intra-customer-defined e-markets. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365, 24/7. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with new relationships? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reality-based? It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think intuitive. Think web-enabled. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate super-iteration, networks are forced to become reality-based. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ubiquitous resource-constrained, magnetic data hygiene but our capacity to expedite. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "implementation". The ability to architect strategically leads to the capability to incentivize perfectly. We will synergize the commonly-accepted buzzword "sticky". If you target mega-virtually, you may have to cultivate globally. If you incentivize globally, you may have to optimize robustly. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. Think visionary. Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The B2C re-sizing factor is cross-media. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, niches are forced to become mission-critical. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We will synthesize the capacity of metrics to leverage. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to incubate holistically. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be collaborative? We have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to engage virally. We will inflate our ability to maximize without decreasing our capability to benchmark. We invariably disintermediate plug-and-play, value-added e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The power to extend transparently leads to the ability to synthesize vertically. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring emerging models? Think nano-magnetic. We believe we know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also maximize intuitively. Without sufficient eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become blog-based. It sounds estranging, but it's true! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is!