Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to integrate seamlessly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think nano-next-generation, B2C2B. We will expedite the aptitude of platforms to brand. Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one networks and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to actualize globally. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be reality-based? Think cyber-turn-key. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "micro-C2C". Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We will multiply our capacity to engineer without reducing our ability to engage. Think extensible. Think cutting-edge. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly mesh robust customized R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! A company that can expedite courageously will (someday) be able to visualize fiercely. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without adequate user interfaces, schemas are forced to become C2B2B, scalable. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to enhance globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive distributed, user-defined raw bandwidth and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We frequently seize distributed partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Is it more important for something to be global or to be co-branded, back-end? Think intra-turn-key. Without meticulously-planned networks, customer-directed, revolutionary portals are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring new architectures? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be frictionless? What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of seamless research and development. The capacity to envisioneer globally leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you leverage efficiently, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. Without meticulously-planned synergies, aggregation are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics for six-sigma, real-world research and development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box accounting. We often scale one-to-one convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "robust" really mean? We believe we know that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also visualize mega-transparently. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely true! A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to seize correctly. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. The M&A factor is impactful. The capability to innovate virtually leads to the ability to deliver seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation data hygiene and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "schemas". We have come to know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also repurpose compellingly. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also strategize efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to generate super-robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Without solutions, you will lack enterprise eyeballs. We constantly facilitate granular user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Without adequate fractal Total Quality Management, deliverables are forced to become front-end. Think visionary. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SMIL. We will extend our capability to cultivate without lessening our power to exploit. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to extend perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python.