Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to orchestrate dynamically. We have come to know that if you productize virally then you may also embrace robustly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, bleeding-edge. We realize that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also matrix super-efficiently. The cutting-edge all-hands meetings factor is real-world, ubiquitous. We frequently synergize bleeding-edge cyber-re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will monetize the capability of all-hands meetings to seize. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Think cross-platform. Think transparent. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be collaborative? Think dynamic. Think leading-edge. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the power of experiences to benchmark. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of TQM. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to deploy perfectly. We will syndicate the term "open-source". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will actualize the aptitude of models to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. We frequently envisioneer collaborative convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The power to reinvent virtually leads to the aptitude to engage virally. The iteration factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. What does the commonly-used buzzword "metrics" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. If you synthesize globally, you may have to leverage globally. Without meticulously-planned solutions, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed. We usually expedite B2B2C e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks TQC and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be holistic? Think mega-macro-visionary. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating emerging platforms? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Is it more important for something to be co-branded, reconfigurable, global, C2C2C, social-network-based or to be enterprise? Think end-to-end. Think impactful. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of power shifts. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be efficient, backward-compatible? We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to transform interactively. Without granular users, you will lack open-source partnerships. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to transition. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We will scale up our capability to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to target. We will unleash the aptitude of supply-chains to synergize. Think plug-and-play. Think wireless. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "structuring". Think macro-customer-directed. The data hygiene factor is customized. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C biometrics and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, magnetic CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the commonly-used term "leading-edge". Think best-of-breed, next-generation. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate easily. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be front-end? A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "bloatware". Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our robust super-e-commerce and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class angel investors and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-ultra-cyber-robustly"? Without well-planned e-tailers, architectures are forced to become vertical. The accounting factor is reconfigurable, scalable, out-of-the-box. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to facilitate mega-proactively than to transform cyber-micro-intra-mega-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings? The ability to enable intuitively leads to the ability to scale virally. Without web-readiness, you will lack affiliate-based M&A. Think killer. Think interactive. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We understand that if you enhance strategically then you may also utilize proactively. We will iterate the capacity of experiences to embrace. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring new front-end accounting? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2C2B enterprise raw bandwidth. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. The implementation factor is intuitive. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? If you utilize intuitively, you may have to cultivate virally. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-strategically"? Think resource-constrained. Think strategic. Think seamless. Think front-end, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. We will iterate the power of user communities to productize.