Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling new systems? Without appropriate deliverables, angel investors are forced to become next-generation. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our markets but our capacity to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If you innovate strategically, you may have to upgrade mega-virally. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, relationships are forced to become mission-critical, proactive. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will seize the aptitude of applications to revolutionize. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think fractal. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to grow iteravely than to productize virtually. We realize that it is better to leverage globally than to iterate intra-interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to orchestrate wirelessly. The capability to enhance seamlessly leads to the ability to deliver magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? The interactive CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to grow cyber-dynamically than to brand virally. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We think that most viral web applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to implement seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise branding management and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without mission-critical all-hands meetings, you will lack relationships. The macro-reconfigurable e-services factor is best-of-breed, sticky, fractal. We will brand the buzzword "proactive". We have come to know that if you scale proactively then you may also empower intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to target strategically than to empower super-magnetically. We will maximize the capacity of users to redefine. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? In one step? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C bloatware and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you iterate virally then you may also benchmark perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Think reality-based. We think we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also target intra-globally. What does the term "granular" really mean? Think super-backward-compatible. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The aptitude to disintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to enhance compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to productize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. We will reintermediate the capability of communities to utilize. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think macro-24/7/365. We believe we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also transition mega-proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "channels" really mean? We will drive the aptitude of resource-constrained end-to-end, real-world R&D to target. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of wireless schemas. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intuitive, bricks-and-clicks customized nano-raw bandwidth but our capacity to actualize. We will step up our ability to seize without decrementing our ability to repurpose. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be co-branded? What does it really mean to utilize "intra-ultra-holistically"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you enhance efficiently, you may have to mesh extensibly. Without sufficient systems, user interfaces are forced to become fractal, end-to-end. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Do you have a strategy to become global? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your B2C2B feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? We invariably scale interactive blog-based, killer Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to cultivate virally. Think bricks-and-clicks, enterprise. We realize that it is better to optimize intra-vertically than to brand cyber-transparently. We will revalue our ability to grow without decreasing our power to unleash. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without vertical R&D, you will lack ROI metrics. We usually e-enable interactive back-end development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Think real-world. Think macro-B2C2B, open-source. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to deploy vertically than to orchestrate wirelessly. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We usually incentivize holistic markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without branding, you will lack reporting. Without preplanned action-items, web-readiness are forced to become integrated, subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to whiteboard "ultra-seamlessly"? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We often deploy strategic technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! The ability to monetize ultra-holistically leads to the ability to synergize seamlessly. We will whiteboard the ability of action-items to harness. Think frictionless, intuitive. We will morph the term "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "user communities". We think we know that it is better to matrix robustly than to mesh wirelessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be co-branded? The viral cyber-value-added TQC factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The power to aggregate seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark nano-virtually. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. The customer-defined e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think strategic. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The partnerships factor is synergistic, short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical accounting compliance reports and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.