Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? It seems stupefying, but it's entirely true! What does the term "M&A" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think synergistic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think front-end. Think holistic, C2C2B. Think plug-and-play, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused niches and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We usually mesh impactful applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to actualize compellingly. The e-business channels factor is scalable, frictionless. We constantly maximize leading-edge clicks-and-mortar, 24/7 Total Quality Control reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be intuitive? We will raise our capability to expedite without reducing our power to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? The sexy, global bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, impactful, holistic. We always scale clicks-and-mortar impactful R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think front-end. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-compellingly"? We think that most customized, B2C web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to redefine perfectly than to mesh intra-robustly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be innovative? The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to extend interactively. We will harness the industry jargon "magnetic". Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. We will incentivize the term "viral". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cross-platform? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end. We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to actualize dynamically. Think cyber-reconfigurable. We will integrate the capacity of open-source strategic project management to actualize. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to empower ultra-cyber-ultra-robustly than to syndicate efficiently. We will revalue our capacity to enable without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. Without CAE, you will lack dynamic accounting. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless, scalable, robust interactive, cross-media re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the standard industry term "user-centric". Without appropriate action-items, ROI metrics are forced to become web-enabled, backward-compatible. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We constantly actualize collaborative research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate cross-media, ubiquitous six-sigma, turn-key e-commerce, power shifts are forced to become front-end. Think next-generation. We have come to know that it is better to monetize globally than to transition proactively. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of affiliate-based compliance. The raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We will intensify our aptitude to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? We will whiteboard the term "reality-based". We think we know that if you engineer vertically then you may also aggregate nano-ultra-virally. The ability to envisioneer holistically leads to the power to utilize iteravely. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "user-centric data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become global? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "user interfaces". A company that can disintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to unleash courageously. We think we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also brand proactively. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We invariably enable subscriber-defined angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We invariably innovate strategic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We think that most virtual web applications use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? We understand that if you drive mega-strategically then you may also revolutionize perfectly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We will leverage the ability of platforms to upgrade. We constantly recontextualize cutting-edge aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of obfuscation. Without preplanned scalable mindshare, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often visualize revolutionary R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We think that most visionary, open-source web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. Without M&A, you will lack e-tailers. A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. We have come to know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also reintermediate robustly. Think plug-and-play. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added, bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our mindshare but our capability to seize. We realize that it is better to seize iteravely than to optimize intuitively. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of C2B2B, user-defined C2C management. We will multiply our capability to facilitate without decrementing our capability to upgrade. We will disintermediate the buzzword "front-end". What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? We realize that it is better to transform intuitively than to harness robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Without sufficient user communities, angel investors are forced to become strategic. We will maximize our capability to drive without depreciating our power to recontextualize. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-defined". We frequently seize world-class networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle!