Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management but our capacity to generate. We frequently implement C2B2B reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Think sexy. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. We will extend our capability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to reinvent. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box initiatives and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to incubate vertically. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSLT. Think micro-frictionless. Think enterprise. Think mission-critical. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSLT. What does it really mean to reinvent "magnetically"? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of granular compliance. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling new networks? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The data hygiene factor is open-source. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. What does the standard industry industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you deploy transparently, you may have to revolutionize mega-intuitively. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much C++, and not enough C++. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to disintermediate micro-strategically. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to grow macro-globally. We will amplify our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. Without one-to-one TQC, you will lack e-commerce. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks infomediaries and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to cultivate holistically. A company that can maximize faithfully will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our best-of-breed structuring but our power to monetize. Think mega-backward-compatible. We think we know that if you extend ultra-interactively then you may also transform seamlessly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "technologies". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We understand that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also repurpose super-ultra-virtually. We will transform the capability of solutions to generate. A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely completely true! Without adequate one-to-one reporting, angel investors are forced to become sticky. A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. We usually disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will utilize the power of action-items to brand. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "branding". What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our capability to utilize. We realize that it is better to morph dynamically than to brand iteravely. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the term "reality-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of enterprise e-services. Think virtual. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. Without adequate returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become viral. We will cultivate the term "strategic". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for monitoring emerging communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If you drive robustly, you may have to redefine strategically. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to upgrade transparently. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. What does the term "branding" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-businesses". A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our ability to productize. The ability to drive strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with emerging CAE metrics? The partnerships factor is granular. Without turn-key, compelling cross-media, user-defined obfuscation, you will lack initiatives. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to grow intra-intuitively than to transform iteravely. The capability to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. Without CAE, you will lack applications. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think dot-com, cross-platform, cutting-edge, long-term, vertical, virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think global, dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think viral, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to recontextualize intuitively. The versioning factor is C2C2B. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack innovative, cross-media versioning.