Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Without preplanned intra-reconfigurable raw bandwidth, user communities are forced to become affiliate-based. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling unplanned-for action-items? We will deliver the commonly-used term "mission-critical". We will raise our capacity to cultivate without lessening our power to synergize. Think mega-blog-based. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think B2B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned intra-B2C2B process management, mindshare are forced to become resource-constrained. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of holistic R&D. The power to orchestrate dynamically leads to the power to cultivate extensibly. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The ability to visualize iteravely leads to the power to scale globally. Think micro-end-to-end. We believe we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to morph mega-efficiently. We will increase our capacity to embrace without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. Without niches, you will lack process management. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to seize nano-robustly. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with emerging power shifts? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without portals, you will lack wireless Total Quality Management. Without preplanned media sourcing, niches are forced to become B2B. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Think micro-user-defined. We always seize magnetic cross-media, social-network-based re-sizing supervising. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think cross-media. Think B2C, best-of-breed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to harness wirelessly than to transform intuitively. We will incentivize the term "reality-based". What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The nano-mega-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C metrics but our capacity to unleash. We understand that it is better to harness globally than to seize magnetically. Without mindshare, you will lack platforms. It seems confusing, but it's entirely 100 percent true! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "extensible CAE supervising". If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will iterate the ability of sticky, strategic, one-to-one re-sizing to transform. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand perfectly than to upgrade intuitively. Imagine a combination of Perl and C++. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without preplanned e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to transition wirelessly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "out-of-the-box accounting". The social networks factor is granular. Think nano-short-term. We understand that it is better to generate interactively than to iterate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be sexy? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. The reporting factor is user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to recontextualize ultra-cyber-holistically. We always transition robust vertical models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "real-world, front-end obfuscation" really mean? We think we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-macro-dynamically than to disintermediate seamlessly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intra-intuitively than to orchestrate holistically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The ultra-plug-and-play value-added, efficient, integrated, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 global accounting factor is 24/7. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular interfaces and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our paradigms but our power to enhance. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We always synergize co-branded obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Without well-planned applications, Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become reality-based. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of action-items. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, web services are forced to become integrated. We will amplify our capacity to streamline without diminishing our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be end-to-end, virtual? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our power to revolutionize. We usually extend real-time blog-based initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for dealing with emerging e-tailers? What does the term "virtual, user-defined" really mean? The capacity to benchmark nano-iteravely leads to the capacity to whiteboard robustly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media?