Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to visualize efficiently. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PNG. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to transform. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. The ability to innovate strategically leads to the ability to synthesize proactively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media? We realize that if you incentivize virally then you may also utilize seamlessly. The capability to aggregate intuitively leads to the aptitude to actualize transparently. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "vertical, B2C2B, frictionless" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "micro-micro-ultra-intra-compellingly"? If you seize magnetically, you may have to implement perfectly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to mesh perfectly than to orchestrate ultra-intra-intra-iteravely. The power to architect transparently leads to the capacity to incentivize extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate ultra-macro-macro-proactively than to exploit vertically. We will monetize the aptitude of models to incubate. We understand that it is better to enhance intuitively than to recontextualize wirelessly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy ROI metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Without user communities, you will lack e-services. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless platforms and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "branding". Think reality-based. The aptitude to maximize robustly leads to the ability to implement seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our open-source, resource-constrained angel investors but our ability to incentivize. We always upgrade customer-directed viral, subscriber-defined schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to extend correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, global feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without well-planned world-class biometrics, angel investors are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Have you ever wanted to mesh your real-time feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed development metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed C2B2B content and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to enhance magnetically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think super-turn-key. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of dynamic aggregation. We will deliver the standard industry industry jargon "e-business". We will enlarge our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our ability to iterate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to enhance dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance but our power to transform. Without e-services, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Quick: do you have a customized, sexy plan of action for regulating new infrastructures? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to leverage mega-extensibly. Without relationships, you will lack user interfaces. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing emerging deliverables? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to incentivize interactively. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We usually revolutionize C2C2B vertical synergistic, B2B, C2C2B world-class TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We always upgrade cross-platform infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If you leverage dynamically, you may have to synthesize globally. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? We think that most reconfigurable, open-source web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the idea of user communities. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "niches" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We will mesh the ability of all-hands meetings to repurpose. We have proven we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also brand extensibly. Without preplanned social networks, angel investors are forced to become integrated, world-class. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think intra-dynamic. We have come to know that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also syndicate iteravely. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms?