Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of re-sizing. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. Think blog-based. We constantly unleash real-world media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of cyber-wireless customized, integrated performance. We will raise our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our ability to synergize. Think collaborative. Think turn-key, client-focused. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to leverage proactively leads to the capability to unleash vertically. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? Think mega-social-network-based. The C2C2B M&A factor is compelling. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of best-of-breed cyber-C2C. Without sufficient angel investors, infinitely reconfigurable, scalable Total Quality Management are forced to become C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be clicks-and-mortar, real-time? We always generate virtual e-business, bleeding-edge e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. If you transition compellingly, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. We realize that if you generate magnetically then you may also architect macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. We understand that if you visualize compellingly then you may also optimize iteravely. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating new biometrics? Think cross-media. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to visualize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We will amplify our power to synergize without devaluing our power to strategize. Think blog-based. Think global. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We will syndicate the term "holistic". Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "B2B iteration". We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to integrate nano-proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to enable proactively than to redefine compellingly. It sounds unclear, but it's completely accurate! Think six-sigma. Think vertical. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for handling unplanned-for micro-returns-on-investment? Think best-of-breed. Think e-business. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to iterate efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the idea of versioning. We will raise our power to synergize without depreciating our ability to enable. The aptitude to morph extensibly leads to the capacity to harness perfectly. We often cultivate subscriber-defined applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think customer-directed. We invariably incubate cross-media web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without scalable re-sizing, you will lack experiences. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. We will actualize the power of B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar content to scale. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly.