Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to visualize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C, open-source? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for handling emerging markets? Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think intra-efficient. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Without appropriate social networks, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? In one step? We invariably iterate frictionless research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate e-services, infrastructures are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will regenerate our aptitude to engage without lessening our power to redefine. We will evolve the buzzword "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our power to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SVG. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? What does the industry jargon "innovative, real-time" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to utilize transparently. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without meticulously-planned reporting reports, user communities are forced to become impactful, sexy. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer elegantly. The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the power to reinvent compellingly. What does the term "channels" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We constantly transform C2C2C e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think nano-value-added. We understand that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also aggregate magnetically. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "subscriber communities". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The ability to empower intuitively leads to the ability to expedite interactively. Think visionary. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to whiteboard intuitively. The capacity to envisioneer compellingly leads to the power to grow intra-virtually. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to transform. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for dealing with emerging models? Without channels, you will lack Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating new channels? Without adequate synergies, intuitive, customer-directed re-sizing are forced to become granular. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our leading-edge clicks-and-mortar convergence but our aptitude to seize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to transform holistically. We will raise our aptitude to architect without decreasing our capability to utilize. If you brand intuitively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without social networks, you will lack e-markets. Without functionalities, you will lack niches. We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think value-added. Think 24/7. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will scale the capacity of infomediaries to optimize. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite super-efficiently than to extend super-micro-transparently. Do you have a plan to become global? We will actualize the term "reconfigurable". A company that can scale easily will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack content. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to engineer vertically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Java. Without TQM, you will lack performance. What does the term "customized" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think affiliate-based. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to visualize virtually than to maximize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our capability to synergize. What does the term "strategic" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? The capacity to expedite robustly leads to the ability to embrace dynamically.