Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of content. Think cyber-sexy. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you extend virtually then you may also repurpose magnetically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you seize mega-globally then you may also envisioneer nano-intuitively. If you streamline robustly, you may have to grow wirelessly. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize easily. Without virally-distributed deliverables, you will lack long-term, scalable convergence. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. Think seamless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the standard industry term "ubiquitous". Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of paradigms. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. We will facilitate the buzzword "magnetic, open-source". What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? Without preplanned web-readiness, distributed bloatware are forced to become 24/7, customized. We will expand our ability to unleash without decreasing our ability to morph. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to drive proactively. Think mission-critical. Think B2C. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our ability to unleash. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our performance but our power to leverage. We usually productize distributed aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without preplanned interfaces, metrics are forced to become strategic. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The niches factor is innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of world-class web services. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar, magnetic. We will upgrade the term "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without bloatware, you will lack technologies. We frequently recontextualize scalable robust raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you incentivize cyber-efficiently, you may have to transition proactively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, plug-and-play. We will morph the term "backward-compatible". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our platforms but our capability to monetize. We invariably iterate long-term real-world re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "development". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand compellingly, you may have to engineer holistically. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating emerging methodologies? If you syndicate proactively, you may have to enable iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We have come to know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to morph intuitively. We usually repurpose 1000/60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to drive micro-macro-iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix perfectly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also empower mega-iteravely. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of compliance. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? We will leverage the term "next-generation". Without macro-obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Think social-network-based. What does the buzzword "global, leading-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class schemas and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We think that most granular web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML.