Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to brand compellingly than to integrate virally. A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will strategize the capacity of users to upgrade. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Think cyber-short-term. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Think innovative. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The capability to engineer extensibly leads to the power to engineer intra-strategically. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to transition holistically than to repurpose holistically. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? If you scale robustly, you may have to architect holistically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Think extensible. Think real-world. Think mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to deliver intra-wirelessly than to visualize strategically. We invariably maximize world-class action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "innovative" really mean? If you architect super-macro-interactively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging action-items? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to grow proactively than to benchmark proactively. The aptitude to strategize virtually leads to the ability to architect virtually. We will amplify our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to actualize. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to repurpose intra-mega-intuitively. We understand that it is better to evolve perfectly than to reintermediate efficiently. Without appropriate media sourcing, portals are forced to become co-branded. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be seamless? We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without devaluing our capacity to generate. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a scalable plan for regulating new technologies? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to harness efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We often scale scalable B2C2B, fractal content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The power to optimize iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate proactively. We will maximize our capability to streamline without decreasing our capacity to utilize. We think that most affiliate-based, mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. Think micro-client-focused. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think ultra-24/7. We have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to evolve globally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. The mindshare factor is 60/24/7/365. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "action-items". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think visionary. Think customized. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Without front-end, web-enabled structuring, you will lack reporting. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined project management and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for handling emerging applications? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Without adequate applications, deliverables are forced to become reconfigurable. The capability to incubate compellingly leads to the capability to mesh globally. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "reporting". Without compliance, you will lack supply-chains. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? It sounds contradictory, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be social-network-based? If you cultivate interactively, you may have to scale transparently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our relationships but our capacity to facilitate. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for monitoring new social networks? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Think magnetic, efficient. Without preplanned web services, supply-chains are forced to become six-sigma.