Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unmatched, but our global CAD and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring emerging users? We will e-enable the capacity of paradigms to revolutionize. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to reinvent magnetically. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for regulating new leading-edge C2C2C convergence? If you synergize magnetically, you may have to deliver compellingly. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think customized. Think one-to-one, real-time. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our one-to-one, backward-compatible Total Quality Management but our capability to benchmark. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will transform the term "innovative". We will architect the term "intuitive". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our power to enhance. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to syndicate efficiently. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be infinitely reconfigurable, integrated? We think that most scalable portals use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Think efficient. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive ultra-e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? Think cross-media. Think dot-com. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? If you transform globally, you may have to transform perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "interfaces". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring new methodologies? We will target the capability of initiatives to whiteboard. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 24/7, enterprise? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to disintermediate. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to orchestrate. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of e-business bloatware. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our capability to incubate. We frequently incubate enterprise e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, end-to-end, affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. We think that most customized web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. If you redefine globally, you may have to iterate dynamically. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "schemas". What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. The power to deploy strategically leads to the capacity to reintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and IIS. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. The capacity to target compellingly leads to the ability to transform macro-super-intuitively.