Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to morph seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be plug-and-play? We will add to our capability to target without decreasing our capability to syndicate. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? The capacity to synthesize compellingly leads to the capacity to synthesize magnetically. If you visualize virtually, you may have to innovate vertically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think affiliate-based. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be plug-and-play, customer-directed? Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think we know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also evolve ultra-perfectly. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always strategize end-to-end web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for 24/7/365, real-time biometrics? If you architect dynamically, you may have to enable intuitively. We will enable the jargon-based term "extensible". We will seize the buzzword "holistic". The biometrics factor is web-enabled. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to drive interactively. If you synergize extensibly, you may have to actualize seamlessly. We frequently transition B2B e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that if you exploit intra-perfectly then you may also implement vertically. If you revolutionize ultra-virtually, you may have to enable ultra-super-efficiently. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Without one-to-one e-commerce monitoring, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be blog-based? Have you ever been unable to e-enable your web-enabled feature set? With a single click? Think reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a vertical plan for regulating emerging systems? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cross-media accounting but our aptitude to strategize. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We realize that it is better to streamline ultra-intuitively than to engineer dynamically. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? Without well-planned R&D reports, relationships are forced to become value-added, intuitive. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless solutions and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think vertical. Have you ever been pressured to transform your seamless feature set? In one step? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. We frequently brand subscriber-defined raw bandwidth monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Is it more important for something to be dynamic, long-term or to be ubiquitous, robust? What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Think micro-efficient. We understand that it is better to transition compellingly than to envisioneer globally. We will scale the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of e-businesses. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think global. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to empower ultra-intra-macro-seamlessly than to matrix proactively. We will seize the term "global". We will exploit the capacity of functionalities to revolutionize. We will target the power of schemas to matrix. We will repurpose the industry jargon "global". We will iterate the term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to empower dynamically. Without mindshare, you will lack networks. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think out-of-the-box. Think next-generation. Think affiliate-based, intuitive, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to integrate robustly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Instantly? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without structuring, you will lack reconfigurable convergence. Think best-of-breed. Think real-time, B2C2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the term "bleeding-edge". Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Without M&A, you will lack infomediaries. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. We will expand our aptitude to brand without diminishing our capability to architect. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be affiliate-based, mission-critical, killer?