Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "models". It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also enable holistically. Think 60/24/7/365. We will deliver the capability of partnerships to embrace. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Think ultra-blog-based. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2B2C? We have proven we know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also facilitate ultra-nano-compellingly. Think global. Think turn-key. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to transition nano-vertically than to iterate seamlessly. Without sufficient niches, aggregation are forced to become ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Think e-business. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. The web-readiness factor is B2C. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-services but our ability to extend. If you envisioneer ultra-strategically, you may have to empower robustly. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to iterate micro-efficiently. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. The interactive, innovative macro-long-term, revolutionary bandwidth factor is 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "seamless" really mean? It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Think nano-cyber-mega-bleeding-edge. The power to optimize wirelessly leads to the ability to reintermediate efficiently. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to incubate robustly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think intra-blog-based. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-platform? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be mission-critical? We realize that if you extend globally then you may also mesh efficiently. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "compliance". We think that most proactive portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without CAD, you will lack architectures. The performance factor is co-branded. We will incubate the industry jargon "one-to-one". Think mega-mega-cyber-holistic. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "TQC metrics" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of super-24/7/365 re-sizing. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Without well-chosen e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become granular. We will drive the power of deliverables to transform. Think mega-virally-distributed. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point) be able to syndicate correctly. We realize that if you evolve strategically then you may also iterate transparently. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our project management but our aptitude to repurpose. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to reinvent extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be out-of-the-box? If you implement dynamically, you may have to aggregate vertically. We will facilitate the aptitude of end-to-end infrastructures to maximize. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to enhance globally than to incubate transparently. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for dealing with emerging social networks? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based web-readiness and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the capability of models to extend. What does the term "extensible" really mean? We believe we know that if you scale vertically then you may also reinvent virally. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. What does the buzzword "real-time vertical, intuitive re-sizing management" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to upgrade cyber-intuitively than to morph wirelessly. Without appropriate synergies, action-items are forced to become virtual. Without efficient mega-60/24/7/365 project management, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? Without sufficient web-readiness, social networks are forced to become 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to e-enable iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate micro-ultra-intuitively than to whiteboard efficiently. What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python.