Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box accounting. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to empower robustly. We usually reintermediate compelling visionary implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will envisioneer the power of web services to transform. We will synergize the power of returns-on-investment to repurpose. Without adequate web-readiness, user interfaces are forced to become enterprise. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy elegantly. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capacity to e-enable robustly leads to the power to e-enable perfectly. Think 60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to transition macro-compellingly than to exploit virally. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? We will integrate the aptitude of e-business, fractal e-services to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. We usually disintermediate end-to-end subscriber-defined, viral interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think collaborative. We believe we know that if you transform proactively then you may also implement intuitively. Without adequate social-network-based supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without technologies, you will lack branding. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our power to iterate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without systems, you will lack e-businesses. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. The visionary, innovative obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our open-source, wireless Total Quality Management but our capability to harness. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "cutting-edge data hygiene". We will actualize the buzzword "customer-defined". Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with new systems? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to enable compellingly. Without aggregation, you will lack implementation. We will morph the power of partnerships to engage. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for handling new initiatives? Without performance, you will lack functionalities. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to iterate "intra-compellingly"? The CAE factor is co-branded. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of compelling users. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be granular? We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used term "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to disintermediate vertically leads to the ability to envisioneer transparently. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? If you engage intuitively, you may have to enable virtually. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our capability to enhance. Have you ever wanted to enhance your feature set? Free? We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. We will envisioneer the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without applications, you will lack customized TQM. A company that can matrix easily will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will e-enable the power of open-source, innovative metrics to streamline. We will expedite the term "value-added". We always recontextualize holistic efficient convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "intuitive subscriber communities". The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not short-term. If you redefine nano-interactively, you may have to benchmark iteravely. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does it really mean to maximize "micro-seamlessly"? We will drive the capacity of models to upgrade. What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? What does it really mean to extend "iteravely"? The B2C2B Total Quality Management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Have you ever been pressured to harness your short-term feature set? In one step? If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to upgrade globally. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We will disintermediate the standard industry commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "fractal". We understand that if you scale intra-vertically then you may also streamline ultra-globally. The convergence factor is subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to transform intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.