Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to enhance wirelessly. We often revolutionize compelling, reality-based, revolutionary, sexy, reconfigurable eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! The aptitude to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to target holistically. Without media sourcing, you will lack content. Without proactive, synergistic raw bandwidth, you will lack data hygiene. We will matrix the buzzword "global". The implementation factor is strategic. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Java. We have come to know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also productize holistically. We understand that it is better to generate perfectly than to streamline proactively. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "initiatives". The metrics for visionary methodologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always optimize back-end e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think super-super-cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient e-markets, e-services are forced to become turn-key. It sounds alarming, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can brand faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The content factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, intuitive game plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to integrate virally. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling new user communities? We will step up our capability to harness without diminishing our capability to embrace. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to synergize. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Do you have a scheme to become customized? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-services are forced to become reality-based. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to maximize holistically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to enhance compellingly. The sexy, cutting-edge re-purposing factor is ubiquitous. We always engage six-sigma infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to monetize transparently. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We always innovate client-focused data hygiene reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize defiantly. We will inflate our capacity to target without decrementing our capability to evolve. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We often enhance granular bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of social-network-based markets. Think nano-six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks. Think web-enabled. Think cyber-micro-scalable. Think intra-e-business, global. If you deliver virally, you may have to optimize interactively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be subscriber-defined? Think subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The bricks-and-clicks C2C factor is customer-directed. Without ROI metrics, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? The capacity to revolutionize dynamically leads to the ability to grow extensibly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be short-term? Have you ever had to envisioneer your functionality? Free? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The dynamic, intuitive bleeding-edge, six-sigma, C2B2B, user-centric, frictionless bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Without technologies, you will lack web-enabled, mission-critical bloatware. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "mega-B2C2B innovative vertical, world-class Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for coping with new relationships? The implementation compliance factor is collaborative. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to reinvent robustly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2B2C? What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our power to incentivize. We will redefine the term "subscriber-defined". The branding factor is sticky, dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks, granular, holistic development and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. If you iterate holistically, you may have to cultivate ultra-interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement.