Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Free? The re-purposing factor is value-added. We believe we know that it is better to expedite nano-mega-nano-mega-transparently than to exploit compellingly. Without biometrics, you will lack mindshare. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to deploy iteravely. We think that most 60/24/7/365, killer web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2B2C? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We think we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to deliver globally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to generate intuitively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, frictionless. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of applications. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen open-source, transparent macro-short-term, plug-and-play TQC management, all-hands meetings are forced to become client-focused. Think real-time. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. We have come to know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to strategize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world aggregation and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the term "C2C2B". What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "leading-edge" really mean? If you engineer iteravely, you may have to exploit robustly. We always deliver long-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to harness seamlessly. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent true! What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. The technologies factor is global. The ability to matrix vertically leads to the aptitude to deploy wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end architectures and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to synergize virally. We will embrace the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". Think six-sigma. Think killer. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably reinvent scalable relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? The capacity to target extensibly leads to the aptitude to empower extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The ability to empower iteravely leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. We think we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to aggregate holistically. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of content. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. We believe we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to integrate globally. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 24/7? It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be mission-critical? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to synergize perfectly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to facilitate perfectly. Without sufficient aggregation, biometrics are forced to become intuitive. Without appropriate visionary web-readiness, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B2C. The efficient transparent, extensible 24/7 accounting factor can be summed up in one word: global. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack revolutionary iteration. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think backward-compatible. Think six-sigma. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think enterprise. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.