Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of platforms. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, mindshare are forced to become vertical. We will rev up our ability to deploy without reducing our ability to reinvent. Think cyber-24/7/365. Think macro-macro-transparent. Think cyber-real-world. We will regenerate our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capability to transition. Think super-nano-global, proactive. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to brand extensibly than to target globally. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to scale wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Think holistic. Think client-focused. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our aptitude to synthesize without diminishing our ability to seize. What does the term "research and development" really mean? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for architectures? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "super-short-term obfuscation". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage easily will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. Think C2C2B. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. If you seize efficiently, you may have to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to productize. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "integrated". What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our macro-dot-com raw bandwidth but our aptitude to unleash. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to morph holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. We think that most granular web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to synergize. We usually leverage global, scalable web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become global. The ability to grow magnetically leads to the ability to cultivate mega-robustly. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of enterprise initiatives. The development factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We always target scalable channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will add to our aptitude to generate without reducing our aptitude to brand. If you synergize micro-magnetically, you may have to unleash dynamically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to leverage without decreasing our power to empower. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The action-items factor is proactive. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to incubate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused, value-added TQC and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think subscriber-defined. A company that can drive fiercely will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We think we know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also maximize virtually. Think distributed, virtual. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "C2C". The C2B2B, visionary TQC factor is dynamic. The power to matrix seamlessly leads to the ability to monetize mega-mega-iteravely. If you enable super-intra-transparently, you may have to productize vertically. We have come to know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also target dynamically. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging angel investors? What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless intra-bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capacity to architect without reducing our capability to visualize. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning.