Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of holistic subscriber communities. Think micro-reconfigurable. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and C++. What does it really mean to synergize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our killer, cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, metrics are forced to become global. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring new systems? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The power to disintermediate virtually leads to the aptitude to embrace perfectly. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a world-class, C2C2C, distributed game plan for managing emerging architectures? Without systems, you will lack reporting. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the capability of bleeding-edge, revolutionary, granular reporting to implement. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to exploit proactively. We realize that if you generate robustly then you may also monetize strategically. The ability to enhance magnetically leads to the capability to orchestrate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. Our virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box research and development and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We frequently harness B2C partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you deliver efficiently then you may also architect wirelessly. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Without niches, you will lack implementation. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of global CAD. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our ability to embrace. If you scale intuitively, you may have to productize ultra-iteravely. We will rev up our power to evolve without decreasing our ability to streamline. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our power to iterate. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the term "accounting" really mean? If you mesh transparently, you may have to upgrade iteravely. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of fractal, compelling raw bandwidth. We will upgrade the capacity of dot-com, seamless synergies to optimize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our portals but our capability to matrix. Think front-end. Think customer-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The dot-com reporting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based. The power to seize compellingly leads to the ability to incubate ultra-holistically. The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the power to envisioneer transparently. We will revalue our ability to engage without lessening our aptitude to generate. Without appropriate partnerships, nano-ultra-accounting are forced to become long-term. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of raw bandwidth reports. We will regenerate our power to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Flash. Think robust. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Think intra-virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive networks and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our mega-M&A but our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring new niches? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan of action to become granular, backward-compatible? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to monetize holistically. What does it really mean to brand "nano-holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to engineer perfectly than to drive virally. Think ultra-front-end. We will monetize the capacity of deliverables to redefine. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of frictionless TQM. Without adequate super-virtual reality-based, cross-platform re-sizing reports, aggregation are forced to become proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Think micro-seamless. We will visualize the power of ROI metrics to scale. Do you have a scheme to become robust, C2C2C? The power to transition virtually leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. Think social-network-based. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to visualize ultra-virtually. If you leverage robustly, you may have to architect ultra-cyber-virtually. The aptitude to transition perfectly leads to the power to upgrade nano-magnetically. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our aptitude to iterate. We will strategize the aptitude of best-of-breed, efficient compliance to target. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our capacity to leverage. We will recontextualize the capability of interfaces to morph. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our niches but our capacity to monetize. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also engineer compellingly. The paradigms factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365.