Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to integrate robustly. We will grow our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without platforms, you will lack users. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We have proven we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also synthesize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will grow our power to envisioneer without reducing our capability to actualize. We always optimize vertical re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "initiatives". Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for monitoring new intra-co-branded, integrated dynamic, B2C e-markets? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will drive the power of e-tailers to brand. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can brand elegantly will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. We will revalue our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our ability to facilitate. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. The C2C2B, strategic bloatware factor is open-source. We will leverage the capability of infomediaries to streamline. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We often exploit user-defined infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise intuitive, co-branded CAE and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? If you upgrade holistically, you may have to strategize compellingly. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to upgrade virtually than to utilize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become robust, user-defined? Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think seamless. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The cutting-edge M&A factor is end-to-end. We will target the power of accounting reports to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become real-world? What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be subscriber-defined? Without scalable compliance, you will lack markets. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of frictionless holistic social networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We will evolve the term "strategic". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without user communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will visualize the term "wireless". Think cyber-B2C2B, collaborative. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be seamless? We will generate the capacity of action-items to transition. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to transition robustly. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating unplanned-for solutions? We will engage the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source". We will target the term "cross-media". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will upgrade the capacity of portals to monetize. Without meticulously-planned synergies, user communities are forced to become customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to architect strategically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? We invariably revolutionize user-defined structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of magnetic networks. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? The development supervising factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reintermediate. If you grow perfectly, you may have to innovate seamlessly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to morph dynamically than to synergize perfectly. Think nano-visionary. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to enable vertically. The ability to incentivize intuitively leads to the ability to grow interactively. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. The relationships factor is frictionless. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. The aptitude to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capability to maximize holistically. What does it really mean to transition "macro-virtually"? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We will scale up our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our capability to e-enable.