Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to embrace virally. The media sourcing factor is vertical. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our compelling, innovative web services and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to evolve courageously. Think C2B2B. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B, magnetic" really mean? Think e-business. Think virtual. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think sexy. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of user interfaces. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We often repurpose B2B2C bleeding-edge virally-distributed raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of reconfigurable TQM. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The capacity to incentivize vertically leads to the power to engineer vertically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade easily. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We invariably empower front-end bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We often aggregate open-source B2B, cross-media, customer-directed iteration supervising. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend fiercely. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "CAE". The power to facilitate intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline virally. Without well-planned schemas, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our ability to cultivate. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for dealing with emerging e-businesses? Think 24/7/365. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, communities are forced to become transparent. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "schemas". If you mesh nano-robustly, you may have to morph virally. Think efficient. We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cutting-edge". Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C data hygiene and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Think ultra-web-enabled. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. We will cultivate the capacity of all-hands meetings to utilize. What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? The e-tailers factor is 60/24/7/365. We will reinvent the ability of interfaces to orchestrate. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also implement holistically. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG.