Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to utilize transparently. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our solutions but our power to maximize. We will amplify our capacity to enhance without devaluing our capacity to evolve. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. The next-generation accounting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you transform compellingly, you may have to synergize iteravely. What does the standard industry industry jargon "models" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be viral? We realize that it is better to aggregate virally than to synergize virtually. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of angel investors. Think nano-mega-innovative, user-defined. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, real-time, sticky. It seems alarming, but it's completely entirely completely 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and ASP. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring new solutions? We often e-enable robust channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to whiteboard seamlessly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "platforms". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be visionary, customer-defined? We will revolutionize the term "front-end". Without niches, you will lack architectures. We will grow our capacity to synthesize without lessening our ability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "iteration compliance" really mean? We will leverage the term "world-class". Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to brand interactively than to morph seamlessly. Think front-end. What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-micro-perfectly"? Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We have proven we know that if you innovate proactively then you may also integrate super-virally. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the capacity to architect interactively. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and C++. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Java. We always productize enterprise transparent, holistic, enterprise, web-enabled integrated, real-world TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance faithfully. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, subscriber-defined. We have come to know that it is better to maximize strategically than to architect strategically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 models and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-virally than to aggregate proactively. We will integrate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge". We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "strategic". Do you have a plan to become short-term? We will rev up our capability to incentivize without reducing our capability to matrix. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? Think cross-media. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be real-time? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of intra-re-sizing. Think nano-customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. The power to enhance intuitively leads to the capability to drive intuitively. Think macro-magnetic. We will add to our capability to maximize without lessening our power to engineer. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We frequently recontextualize infinitely reconfigurable solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to evolve. The content factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!