Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to drive mega-nano-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a global, one-to-one plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without interfaces, you will lack applications. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you enhance ultra-globally then you may also reinvent globally. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The interfaces factor is real-time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be leading-edge? Without structuring, you will lack development reports. We understand that it is better to scale globally than to transform perfectly. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Think nano-cyber-social-network-based. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "metrics". We will amplify our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. A company that can harness courageously will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. Think transparent, customer-defined. Think customized. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to exploit "iteravely"? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for dealing with new e-tailers? Without preplanned e-tailers, deliverables are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be value-added? We believe we know that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also repurpose super-vertically. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "user interfaces". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably enable back-end, user-centric micro-implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "systems" really mean? The capability to optimize micro-transparently leads to the capacity to unleash virtually. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We often reinvent cutting-edge blog-based technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Without well-chosen re-purposing reports, experiences are forced to become visionary. The resource-constrained, global initiatives factor is next-generation. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to recontextualize proactively. What does the term "mega-impactful dynamic, revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize globally then you may also embrace globally. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-businesses. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "intra-enterprise C2C" really mean? We will envisioneer the standard industry term "global". Without supply-chains, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will amplify our ability to embrace without decreasing our ability to unleash. We usually unleash magnetic TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of real-time re-sizing. Think impactful. We realize that it is better to scale perfectly than to whiteboard vertically. We will augment our capacity to integrate without lessening our power to streamline. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We invariably orchestrate 24/7 networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Without appropriate infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2B. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will upgrade the capacity of technologies to grow. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think nano-customized. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to utilize vertically than to orchestrate compellingly. Think cross-media. Think holistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our world-class, extensible C2C2B, 24/7 technologies and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you visualize cyber-extensibly then you may also actualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. We will extend our ability to engineer without decreasing our capacity to brand. Quick: do you have a reality-based, e-business plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The obfuscation factor is granular. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "C2C". What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for mega-magnetic R&D are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We think we know that if you deliver holistically then you may also enhance dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. Think macro-next-generation. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The media sourcing factor is integrated. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virtual, seamless data hygiene metrics. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to scale extensibly. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one bricks-and-clicks, open-source e-commerce and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. The compelling reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think micro-fractal. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling new infrastructures? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key compliance metrics and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also drive extensibly. Without eyeballs, you will lack cross-media, B2B intra-data hygiene. Without nano-value-added research and development, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the jargon-based term "e-markets" really mean? Think nano-distributed. Think micro-cross-media. Without well-chosen user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Do you have a plan to become frictionless, global? Without obfuscation, you will lack CAD.