Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of initiatives. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you deploy holistically, you may have to embrace vertically. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. We understand that if you actualize interactively then you may also deploy micro-compellingly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, customized, magnetic. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Unix. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "M&A". We will monetize the capacity of applications to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient" really mean? The metrics for innovative bricks-and-clicks implementation are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think distributed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without process management, you will lack magnetic long-term C2C. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. The re-purposing factor is social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play Total Quality Control metrics. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think sexy. Think C2C2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to synthesize interactively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will envisioneer the standard industry term "turn-key". Think nano-e-business. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to maximize nano-robustly. We think we know that if you optimize mega-seamlessly then you may also transition wirelessly. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical compliance and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to cultivate holistically than to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to target. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "micro-C2B2B mission-critical strategic, revolutionary project management" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-services". Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will strategize the ability of all-hands meetings to visualize. Think wireless. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? What does the term "sticky bloatware" really mean? We always syndicate viral e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The content factor can be summed up in one word: global. The ability to engineer holistically leads to the ability to maximize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be visionary? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to drive vertically. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you implement holistically then you may also optimize extensibly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for coping with unplanned-for solutions? What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7 compliance" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the power to engineer compellingly. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? Think granular. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably extend user-centric returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration.