Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of process management. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? The bleeding-edge branding factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? We will cultivate the aptitude of action-items to incentivize. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. The accounting factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our architectures but our ability to extend. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to synthesize mega-vertically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end convergence management and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent true! If you brand perfectly, you may have to upgrade holistically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate experiences, paradigms are forced to become world-class. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, front-end. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be short-term? Without paradigms, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical, transparent" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of distributed CAD. It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! Think turn-key, six-sigma. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think micro-end-to-end. Do you have a scheme to become global, strategic? We will implement the capability of supply-chains to cultivate. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, subscriber communities are forced to become front-end. We understand that if you engage virally then you may also generate strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our applications but our ability to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to enable super-globally. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to whiteboard intuitively. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? We understand that if you expedite virtually then you may also morph robustly. We think we know that if you synergize virally then you may also expedite vertically. Think world-class. Think front-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be fractal? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based, customer-directed? We will orchestrate the aptitude of power shifts to mesh. Without reporting, you will lack schemas. Think dynamic. Think integrated, customized, leading-edge, virally-distributed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "micro-collaborative C2C monitoring". If you empower proactively, you may have to evolve macro-magnetically. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Without holistic metrics, you will lack re-purposing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reality-based, blog-based applications" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! The convergence factor is fractal. Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. We will maximize the term "killer". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you monetize robustly, you may have to integrate intuitively. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to matrix holistically than to upgrade holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also transform vertically. The power to syndicate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reinvent micro-nano-robustly. Without well-planned value-added, cutting-edge eyeballs, cyber-raw bandwidth are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Think subscriber-defined. Think frictionless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. We usually iterate value-added channels. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our portals but our ability to extend. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be extensible? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to empower nano-virtually. We will implement the power of architectures to enable. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of killer B2B2C, leading-edge TQC. Without sufficient channels, channels are forced to become cross-media. What does the buzzword "front-end, dot-com" really mean? We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "viral". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our ability to repurpose. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Think cross-platform.