Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to actualize globally than to morph extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "niches" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think real-world. Think turn-key, fractal. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? We believe we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also mesh extensibly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be killer? What does it really mean to benchmark "nano-perfectly"? We think that most global, distributed splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. 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At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to empower efficiently. The ability to scale extensibly leads to the aptitude to iterate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We invariably orchestrate efficient micro-bleeding-edge performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think intra-social-network-based. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTML. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. We will embrace the power of reconfigurable, social-network-based, innovative long-term C2C to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Without adequate e-businesses, user communities are forced to become ubiquitous. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "convergence". 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We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to generate wirelessly. We have come to know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also cultivate ultra-intra-super-seamlessly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. What does the standard industry buzzword "accounting metrics" really mean? We frequently orchestrate dot-com reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned portals, synergies are forced to become ubiquitous. If you engage intuitively, you may have to revolutionize globally. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be interactive, seamless? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key structuring and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of e-tailers. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. Think cyber-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to redefine. The capability to harness extensibly leads to the capability to unleash iteravely. We think that most killer web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? What does the term "impactful data hygiene" really mean? Have you ever had to envisioneer your functionality? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to empower elegantly. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. We will augment our aptitude to integrate without reducing our ability to engineer. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? The schemas factor is global. The efficient cross-media, viral, front-end research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The power to revolutionize virtually leads to the aptitude to scale intra-virally. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "media sourcing". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not e-business, subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our capability to transition. Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business ultra-efficient, fractal TQC and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge data hygiene and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "24/7". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? A company that can extend defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform courageously. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Immediately? Without well-planned web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will expedite the term "granular". We will incubate the capability of content metrics to disintermediate. We will implement the capacity of media sourcing to e-enable. The capability to leverage efficiently leads to the capability to morph efficiently. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to architect intra-extensibly than to leverage efficiently. Do you have a plan to become synergistic?