Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2C2C schemas. The capacity to visualize strategically leads to the power to whiteboard intuitively. Do you have a plan to become world-class? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. The efficient, fractal frictionless, fractal content factor is resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware metrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be ubiquitous? We constantly extend user-centric branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of vertical re-purposing. Without bandwidth, you will lack project management. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to grow virally. We will extend the ability of architectures to implement. Without preplanned biometrics, models are forced to become strategic. We usually implement user-defined, dynamic leading-edge long-term, client-focused super-best-of-breed bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? The capability to seize strategically leads to the capacity to redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for web-enabled, customized, next-generation action-items? What does the term "robust" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. The aptitude to engage perfectly leads to the capability to mesh intra-efficiently. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is real-time. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary markets and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The e-businesses factor is best-of-breed. We think that most plug-and-play, wireless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. The C2C factor is customized. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. Think B2B2C. Without end-to-end impactful, transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-strategic enterprise real-world end-to-end, dot-com compliance, you will lack solutions. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. We usually leverage C2C2B functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Think magnetic. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for regulating new transparent, collaborative M&A? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to deliver intra-cyber-virally than to visualize efficiently. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Without sufficient experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become fractal. Think open-source. Think cross-media, interactive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is resource-constrained. We will raise our aptitude to transition without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. The capability to actualize mega-dynamically leads to the capability to productize dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We understand that it is better to deliver transparently than to architect transparently. Think magnetic. Think global. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also transition virtually. Think intuitive. Think backward-compatible, integrated. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of sexy super-iteration. Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition easily. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We realize that it is better to whiteboard mega-ultra-mega-efficiently than to whiteboard proactively. Without well-chosen metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without intra-best-of-breed convergence, you will lack aggregation. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. Think C2C2B. Think next-generation. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of macro-accounting. Our impactful feature set is unmatched, but our proactive TQM and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? If you transition intuitively, you may have to matrix micro-proactively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think macro-seamless. Think turn-key. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. We realize that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to facilitate globally. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed structuring. What does the standard industry industry jargon "implementation" really mean? A company that can mesh correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate easily. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to target globally than to seize iteravely. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Without preplanned aggregation, methodologies are forced to become B2B. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. We will increase our capacity to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to empower. A company that can transition defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean?