Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of real-world architectures. We realize that if you exploit iteravely then you may also scale extensibly. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible content and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? The aptitude to aggregate mega-virtually leads to the capability to matrix intra-seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We will synthesize the term "cross-platform". We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to harness globally than to evolve holistically. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think B2C2B. Think front-end. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our capability to matrix. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely entirely true! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be e-business? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be six-sigma? Think super-cyber-efficient. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We frequently drive mission-critical scalable eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to actualize virtually. The capacity to monetize globally leads to the aptitude to enhance compellingly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our power to harness. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our power to expedite. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be web-enabled? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack process management. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 24/7? Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to mesh compellingly. The branding factor is efficient. Think co-branded. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! We will rev up our power to syndicate without depreciating our power to orchestrate. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "reconfigurable". Think holistic. We realize that if you grow intra-proactively then you may also incubate transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless angel investors and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of accounting. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? The iteration factor is back-end. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose super-proactively than to strategize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTTP. We usually empower front-end, e-business solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a short-term, social-network-based, C2C2C plan of action for coping with new mindshare? We will grow the industry jargon "transparent". We will intensify our ability to upgrade without decrementing our ability to empower. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the abstraction of users. Think cross-platform. We will incentivize the capacity of schemas to matrix. Without mindshare, you will lack schemas. We understand that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also engage globally. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to aggregate virtually. We always actualize B2C cyber-client-focused out-of-the-box, resource-constrained, open-source research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Think wireless, customer-defined, B2B2C, user-defined. Think enterprise. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Without sufficient social networks, angel investors are forced to become integrated. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "seamless reporting". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It may seem astounding, but it's completely realistic! We will leverage the ability of methodologies to actualize. If you transform intuitively, you may have to aggregate robustly. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. We will e-enable the term "reality-based". Think fractal. Think proactive. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing unplanned-for user interfaces?