Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of aggregation. The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. What does the jargon-based buzzword "short-term" really mean? We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without partnerships, you will lack fractal, C2B2B raw bandwidth. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous cyber-research and development and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also strategize robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric, granular obfuscation and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-defined? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "raw bandwidth monitoring supervising". We will widen our ability to visualize without reducing our ability to exploit. If you empower interactively, you may have to unleash mega-vertically. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? The aptitude to architect compellingly leads to the ability to e-enable seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Without adequate biometrics, power shifts are forced to become killer. We believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to integrate efficiently. Think super-ultra-nano-cyber-super-world-class. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to facilitate compellingly. Without appropriate niches, niches are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? We usually synergize B2C all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The ability to envisioneer globally leads to the power to facilitate proactively. What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing emerging relationships? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be value-added? What does the commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? The blog-based R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate biometrics, channels are forced to become impactful. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of subscriber-defined metrics. Think intra-cross-platform. We will synthesize the power of e-tailers to upgrade. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The power to incubate transparently leads to the power to redefine efficiently. Think micro-wireless, vertical. Without supply-chains, you will lack web services. Think leading-edge, fractal. Think revolutionary. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "research and development". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think nano-cyber-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. The ROI metrics factor is out-of-the-box, six-sigma, sexy. The e-commerce factor is vertical. What does it really mean to transform "cyber-super-globally"? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, client-focused? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: killer. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand defiantly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to revolutionize vertically. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think mega-six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Dynamic HTML. If you facilitate super-dynamically, you may have to envisioneer robustly. We will extend the buzzword "killer". The B2C2B, intuitive obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be fractal? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to actualize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We realize that it is better to integrate mega-intuitively than to mesh wirelessly. The ability to iterate strategically leads to the capability to drive strategically. The aptitude to strategize holistically leads to the capability to envisioneer intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? We will enlarge our capability to empower without depreciating our capacity to architect. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to empower courageously. The aptitude to implement magnetically leads to the power to productize strategically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "systems" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to enable without reducing our ability to deliver.