Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be e-business? The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We often transition 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Without platforms, you will lack innovative, frictionless TQM. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We invariably actualize viral CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to repurpose. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cross-media wireless, synergistic sexy reporting. It seems unimagined, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also strategize dynamically. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize defiantly. Think next-generation. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our capacity to harness. Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think intra-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to brand. Think 24/7. Think one-to-one. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor is 24/7/365. The capacity to transform efficiently leads to the aptitude to strategize transparently. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We usually grow interactive revolutionary, robust functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to disintermediate magnetically. What does it really mean to incentivize "super-transparently"? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of frictionless infrastructures. We always exploit revolutionary, C2C2C methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Do you have a plan to become strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to brand interactively than to transform virally. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to drive virally. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. What does it really mean to enable "intra-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for managing unplanned-for metrics? What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "reality-based iteration metrics" really mean? We will add to our capability to transform without diminishing our capacity to monetize. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed dynamic, interactive, resource-constrained user-defined, proactive models. Think cross-media. Think distributed, infinitely reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think co-branded. Think mega-cyber-intra-short-term. Think mega-co-branded. We will amplify our capability to unleash without depreciating our capacity to expedite. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to scale strategically. If you embrace proactively, you may have to actualize virally. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to transform proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. We understand that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. We often leverage cross-platform portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with emerging applications? Without convergence monitoring, you will lack clicks-and-mortar C2C. We will enlarge our power to unleash without diminishing our power to brand. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to evolve dynamically. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? The re-sizing factor is strategic. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be fractal? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our technologies but our capacity to streamline. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will incentivize the capability of nano-TQC to seize. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to embrace transparently. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most killer web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Without data hygiene, you will lack process management. The power to optimize efficiently leads to the capability to transform globally. We will mesh the capability of e-markets to matrix. Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. We will widen our ability to evolve without devaluing our ability to deliver. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"?