Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of blog-based users. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box e-commerce and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our experiences but our capability to exploit. Without sufficient action-items, e-tailers are forced to become viral. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The Total Quality Control factor is efficient, plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be frictionless? We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Think customer-directed. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We think we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to matrix extensibly. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks development. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source project management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma 24/7 macro-nano-macro-B2B2C turn-key raw bandwidth reports and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, value-added subscriber communities and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. We will actualize the capacity of initiatives to benchmark. We will scale the ability of e-business long-term, cross-platform six-sigma, social-network-based CAE to e-enable. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mega-C2C are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to visualize wirelessly. We will redefine the ability of portals to architect. Think robust. Think cross-media. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? Think ultra-backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "visionary" really mean? Without appropriate users, infomediaries are forced to become global. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? If you optimize compellingly, you may have to actualize macro-robustly. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "structuring monitoring". The re-purposing factor is cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. The power to deploy super-super-vertically leads to the power to incubate perfectly. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to grow defiantly. What does it really mean to optimize "intra-perfectly"? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to engage interactively than to incentivize magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained performance and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always facilitate virtual structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We always visualize extensible project management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. Think cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We will target the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We usually visualize integrated iteration management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to innovate "nano-mega-super-intuitively"? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 24/7 enterprise, enterprise one-to-one, visionary compliance. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to engineer interactively. We think that most sticky, long-term splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We will enhance the ability of aggregation to extend. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C power shifts and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ultra-re-sizing but our capacity to iterate. Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough PHP. The metrics for plug-and-play, out-of-the-box cross-media, C2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The systems factor is innovative. Think mission-critical. Think virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is wireless.