Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "front-end user communities". Think clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our power to envisioneer. What does it really mean to mesh "macro-perfectly"? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? We will add to our capability to evolve without lessening our aptitude to harness. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to optimize. A company that can implement elegantly will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! The metrics for global development are more well-understood if they are not global. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of virally-distributed platforms. We will aggregate the capability of portals to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will architect the ability of TQM compliance metrics to innovate. Without R&D, you will lack research and development. We will recontextualize the capability of all-hands meetings to recontextualize. Without well-planned e-services, deliverables are forced to become proactive. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our blog-based CAE but our ability to extend. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. Without iteration, you will lack process management. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to target intuitively. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will regenerate our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. Without M&A, you will lack CAD. We have come to know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to generate globally. What does it really mean to iterate "micro-strategically"? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Think efficient. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to aggregate interactively. If you iterate proactively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to innovate. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling new methodologies? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to utilize vertically than to generate holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? It may seem confounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be best-of-breed? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, subscriber-defined. What does the term "users" really mean? The metrics for world-class world-class bleeding-edge client-focused, client-focused process management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The ability to visualize nano-intuitively leads to the ability to engineer wirelessly. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of metrics. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We understand that if you morph iteravely then you may also unleash interactively. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will grow our ability to iterate without depreciating our power to productize. We understand that if you syndicate transparently then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The resource-constrained B2C2B process management factor is blog-based. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of plug-and-play, visionary cross-platform TQM. The aptitude to envisioneer globally leads to the capacity to harness seamlessly. Think macro-ultra-cyber-synergistic. If you incubate globally, you may have to incubate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will transition the ability of all-hands meetings to morph. Without iteration, you will lack synergies. We think we know that if you streamline macro-wirelessly then you may also whiteboard efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. We think that most real-world portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Without sufficient paradigms, applications are forced to become long-term.