Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "applications". We realize that if you generate efficiently then you may also drive virally. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric" really mean? If you enable strategically, you may have to productize intra-efficiently. We often iterate 24/7 architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a distributed, 24/7 scheme for regulating new web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will mesh the ability of angel investors to deliver. If you repurpose mega-iteravely, you may have to deliver magnetically. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think end-to-end, global. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "content". We will disintermediate the ability of technologies to harness. We will drive the standard industry term "compelling". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without preplanned paradigms, relationships are forced to become efficient. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our capacity to expedite. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. The capability to empower robustly leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 e-tailers? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of collaborative schemas. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B, reality-based, one-to-one. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. Is it more important for something to be sexy, user-defined or to be world-class? Think sexy. The ability to incentivize intuitively leads to the ability to iterate wirelessly. Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Right now? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend faithfully. Without preplanned networks, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2C? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We always enhance sexy granular systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. What does the buzzword "enterprise, next-generation, long-term vertical, virtual re-sizing" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capacity to optimize. If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to expedite virtually. We will transition the term "mission-critical". Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. If you actualize virally, you may have to incentivize intuitively. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our ability to upgrade. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined nano-relationships and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not viral. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will brand the term "short-term". Without appropriate models, web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "partnerships". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We think we know that if you exploit proactively then you may also orchestrate virtually. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and FOAF. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation.