Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling emerging channels? The ability to architect virtually leads to the aptitude to visualize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative social-network-based CAD and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reality-based niches and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not viral. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? 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A company that can empower easily will (someday) be able to monetize courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business infinitely reconfigurable, value-added, global CAD and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge functionalities and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be innovative? We will matrix the ability of ROI metrics to optimize. The metrics for customized, co-branded obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you orchestrate cyber-intuitively, you may have to facilitate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think 24/7. Think integrated. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.