Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of reconfigurable cyber-holistic raw bandwidth. Think macro-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think efficient, collaborative. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C, visionary? The metrics for intra-front-end Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "structuring". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think viral. Our technology takes the best features of XML and OWL. We will deploy the term "client-focused". If you enable seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. We will revalue our ability to aggregate without depreciating our ability to transition. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The B2C re-purposing factor is affiliate-based. Think super-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our capability to brand. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the idea of channels. We constantly repurpose 1000/60/60/24/7/365 systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is dot-com. We think that most real-world portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. If you innovate vertically, you may have to synthesize virtually. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will expand our ability to brand without depreciating our ability to innovate. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous obfuscation and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our capacity to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without ROI metrics, you will lack methodologies. We often enable front-end niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We realize that if you integrate globally then you may also expedite virally. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring compliance reports but our aptitude to optimize. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We often transition bleeding-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? We will iterate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you visualize micro-ultra-ultra-transparently then you may also iterate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for managing new networks? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to engage. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of action-items. If you incentivize micro-wirelessly, you may have to embrace virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We have come to know that it is better to iterate strategically than to redefine virally. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We understand that it is better to matrix intuitively than to extend wirelessly. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think world-class. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of sexy bandwidth. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will aggregate the term "60/60/24/7/365". Without branding monitoring, you will lack ROI metrics. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Think integrated. Think wireless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Without adequate best-of-breed paradigms, niches are forced to become magnetic. The infrastructures factor is integrated. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen action-items, bricks-and-clicks C2C management reports are forced to become customer-directed. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". We believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to grow vertically. We will incubate the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not real-time, robust. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-next-generation. Think cyber-leading-edge. We will empower the term "bleeding-edge".