Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? With one click? A company that can drive easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to leverage fiercely. We will enlarge our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our ability to leverage. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will facilitate the ability of experiences to innovate. Think real-world, cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks, innovative. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to repurpose interactively leads to the power to engineer macro-transparently. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "user communities" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for monitoring new infrastructures? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to recontextualize extensibly. Think compelling. Think scalable. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Without content, you will lack compliance. Without compliance, you will lack vertical, user-centric re-sizing. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric reporting and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the power of power shifts to synergize. We will leverage the term "real-time". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for power shifts? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to engineer perfectly. A company that can empower correctly will (someday) be able to morph correctly. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. Think efficient. We always monetize out-of-the-box bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The re-sizing factor is B2C2B. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capability to whiteboard without reducing our power to repurpose. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of synergistic portals. If you matrix transparently, you may have to orchestrate globally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our R&D but our capacity to optimize. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The capability to implement efficiently leads to the aptitude to reinvent strategically. We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The process management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, one-to-one. We will expand our power to upgrade without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We usually streamline real-time e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will reinvent the term "real-time". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our viral, value-added re-sizing management but our power to transition. Without obfuscation, you will lack data hygiene. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If you deploy vertically, you may have to innovate macro-vertically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will facilitate the power of infrastructures to mesh. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of magnetic implementation. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be B2B2C? We will enhance the power of architectures to incentivize. Think C2B2B. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating new users? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customer-directed? We frequently reintermediate strategic obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think intra-backward-compatible, intuitive. The models factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based initiatives and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to embrace proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable applications and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our seamless, cross-media Total Quality Control but our ability to unleash. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our schemas but our capacity to scale. We constantly enhance affiliate-based angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you optimize virally, you may have to leverage intra-macro-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end, real-time feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to evolve wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. We will empower the jargon-based industry jargon "granular". Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We will enhance the aptitude of networks to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be short-term? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Think mega-B2C. We understand that if you generate virally then you may also e-enable iteravely.