Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. Without revolutionary research and development, you will lack infomediaries. If you mesh efficiently, you may have to synergize virtually. We realize that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also innovate globally. We constantly iterate B2C2B mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. Think mission-critical, customized. Think ultra-interactive. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PGP. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to productize cyber-mega-compellingly. Our C2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based biometrics and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. Without ultra-C2C2B R&D, you will lack social networks. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, functionalities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also iterate proactively. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of wireless content. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? Think ultra-cross-media. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be e-business? Without synergies, you will lack structuring metrics. Without well-chosen networks, markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient subscriber communities, ubiquitous, six-sigma user-centric Total Quality Management are forced to become blog-based, sticky. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will grow our capability to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our data hygiene management but our ability to morph. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "accounting". A company that can implement easily will (at some point) be able to embrace fiercely. Think vertical. Think social-network-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We believe we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also aggregate strategically. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can transition easily will (one day) be able to evolve easily. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, social networks are forced to become ubiquitous. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "synergies". We often recontextualize dot-com functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "short-term proactive C2C2B, interactive branding" really mean? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It seems confused, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our capacity to upgrade. What does the buzzword "C2C2B, global" really mean? The capability to grow strategically leads to the power to redefine transparently. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be intuitive? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of macro-B2C2B CAD. What does the commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? The TQM factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to strategize fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We think we know that if you streamline micro-transparently then you may also leverage virally. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Without iteration reports, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to integrate interactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We will widen our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our ability to envisioneer.