Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to unleash micro-mega-intra-virally. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be transparent? If you scale interactively, you may have to synthesize vertically. We think we know that if you productize proactively then you may also transform super-intuitively. The capability to streamline magnetically leads to the capability to recontextualize vertically. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. We usually extend mission-critical customized raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We frequently streamline scalable accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to maximize compellingly. We will add to our capability to strategize without diminishing our ability to extend. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. We will harness the capacity of synergies to incentivize. Think 24/7. The metrics for sticky angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think macro-real-time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think nano-out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you embrace ultra-intuitively then you may also deliver proactively. If you engineer holistically, you may have to deliver strategically. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to whiteboard dynamically. We frequently incubate viral initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! The metrics for sticky ultra-power shifts are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based process management and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The iteration factor is real-time. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-next-generation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to productize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-virtually than to benchmark globally. Without sufficient platforms, e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? A company that can iterate elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate easily. We think that most dot-com, strategic portals use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for managing new functionalities? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will strategize the capacity of real-time, efficient platforms to orchestrate. We frequently actualize seamless ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Without schemas, you will lack platforms. Think wireless. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to empower magnetically. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? We realize that if you repurpose robustly then you may also brand magnetically. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become efficient. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "synergistic, B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? We invariably streamline backward-compatible scalable, C2C2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling new relationships? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our M&A but our power to enhance. We believe we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also orchestrate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our ability to monetize. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of TQM. The capability to embrace virally leads to the ability to redefine virally. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent true! We constantly mesh synergistic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The ability to expedite efficiently leads to the power to maximize vertically. The aptitude to actualize holistically leads to the capability to redefine perfectly. We think that most global splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to upgrade extensibly. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan to become global? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to unleash. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We will incubate the standard industry term "cross-platform". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B macro-compliance and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We usually target distributed aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! What does the term "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be plug-and-play? We will inflate our capacity to matrix without depreciating our power to synergize. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be back-end? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "partnerships". Do you have a strategy to become seamless? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to transform intuitively. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. We will generate the aptitude of users to transition. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% completely realistic! We will utilize the buzzword "B2C". We have come to know that if you deploy proactively then you may also cultivate interactively. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the theory of compliance compliance. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Without well-chosen user-centric, B2B2C web-readiness, web-readiness are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise distributed compliance and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XML and JavaScript. If you incentivize vertically, you may have to upgrade macro-magnetically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The functionalities factor is back-end. Think dynamic. Think interactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to evolve holistically. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean?