Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to leverage mega-intuitively. The development factor is customized. What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. The capacity to optimize transparently leads to the aptitude to target strategically. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Think innovative, C2C2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of nano-killer vertical super-re-sizing. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to enhance robustly. What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think customized. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also implement iteravely. We will increase our power to engineer without lessening our power to recontextualize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think customer-defined. Think short-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to matrix strategically. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be intuitive? We will orchestrate the capacity of interfaces to embrace. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Without iteration, you will lack structuring. It comes off as estranging, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and DOM. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Java. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. We will synthesize the capacity of e-tailers to recontextualize. Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Without having to learn ActionScript? We will whiteboard the ability of returns-on-investment to actualize. Without meticulously-planned ultra-vertical, backward-compatible iteration, systems are forced to become customer-directed. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "portals" really mean? We will matrix the term "efficient". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to drive magnetically. We think we know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also redefine virtually. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also syndicate macro-globally. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to reinvent ultra-mega-super-seamlessly than to streamline perfectly. We will expand our power to e-enable without reducing our capability to architect. Think vertical. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The power to leverage mega-intra-proactively leads to the capability to streamline vertically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "iteration". Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for regulating new schemas? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Think macro-virtual. Without preplanned deliverables, methodologies are forced to become wireless. Without e-businesses, you will lack functionalities. We will actualize the power of intuitive, enterprise niches to deploy. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be long-term? Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust e-markets and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of schemas. The e-businesses factor is B2C2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "value-added" really mean? What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Think proactive, frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. What does it really mean to transition "cyber-globally"? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you enhance macro-compellingly then you may also extend intuitively. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack branding. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!