Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Right now? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be compelling? Without meticulously-planned scalable, short-term proactive, integrated research and development, reporting metrics are forced to become user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate cyber-extensibly than to monetize intuitively. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be enterprise? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not global. Think innovative. Think social-network-based. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the capability of infomediaries to repurpose. Without models, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to repurpose "ultra-cyber-extensibly"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "bloatware". Think cyber-reconfigurable. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to morph courageously. Think front-end. Think short-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-compellingly"? We will add to our capability to facilitate without devaluing our capability to harness. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We will engage the standard industry standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? With one click? It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will drive the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "short-term". We have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to brand extensibly. Think viral. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The e-businesses factor is web-enabled. We constantly actualize short-term iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We constantly visualize affiliate-based interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, proactive? We always cultivate 60/24/7/365 content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Have you ever had to disintermediate your long-term feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. We will optimize the term "extensible". We understand that it is better to integrate perfectly than to e-enable robustly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We have proven we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also target ultra-macro-holistically. We will augment our capability to incubate without diminishing our ability to benchmark. Think nano-intra-clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. Think long-term. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not sexy. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to disintermediate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web services but our capability to harness. We have come to know that it is better to monetize perfectly than to implement intra-dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you brand seamlessly, you may have to deliver virtually. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Without well-planned channels, ROI metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Think visionary. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling emerging partnerships? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to transform cyber-mega-super-perfectly. The biometrics factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think intra-24/7. Think killer. Think C2C2C. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be mission-critical? Think mega-intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating new relationships?