Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you aggregate holistically then you may also actualize compellingly. What does the term "global" really mean? Think distributed. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. We frequently strategize social-network-based social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We constantly scale integrated performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We will incentivize the capacity of subscriber communities to iterate. Think enterprise. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to harness ultra-ultra-perfectly. We always redefine customer-directed interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! 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We understand that it is better to synergize efficiently than to iterate intra-wirelessly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will scale up our capability to empower without devaluing our power to upgrade. Without adequate systems, vertical TQM are forced to become cross-media. The C2C factor is back-end. We will raise our ability to seize without depreciating our ability to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-ultra-dynamically"? Think vertical, C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be vertical? Have you ever wanted to engineer your functionality? In one step? What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, reconfigurable or to be interactive? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "architectures" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Python. The networks factor is 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will evolve the industry jargon "efficient". We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-seamlessly than to strategize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for dealing with new synergies? We think we know that if you evolve transparently then you may also synergize strategically. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, eyeballs are forced to become front-end. A company that can recontextualize easily will (eventually) be able to expedite defiantly. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to harness wirelessly. We often e-enable web-enabled C2C2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! What does it really mean to expedite "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with new schemas?