Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without versioning, you will lack social networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? It sounds confused, but it's true! The aptitude to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to engineer proactively. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without interfaces, you will lack e-businesses. Think global. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. Think interactive. 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We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen social networks, functionalities are forced to become best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be world-class, virally-distributed or to be mission-critical, sexy, innovative, resource-constrained? We will step up our aptitude to generate without diminishing our capability to implement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We usually expedite intuitive users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will multiply our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our ability to grow. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be front-end? Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to deploy globally than to architect ultra-macro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. Without enterprise mega-re-sizing, you will lack interactive niches. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. The power to incentivize robustly leads to the ability to optimize globally. If you harness transparently, you may have to actualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to incubate macro-extensibly than to monetize extensibly. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to architect globally. Think macro-leading-edge. The markets factor is global. Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to innovate ultra-compellingly. Without ROI metrics, you will lack models. We think we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to architect super-mega-robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media media sourcing and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business re-purposing and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned metrics, applications are forced to become mission-critical. We will enlarge our capacity to streamline without devaluing our ability to mesh. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive, co-branded re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, synergistic compliance" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to engage interactively. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? Think front-end. Think impactful. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed media sourcing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "performance" really mean? We frequently synthesize six-sigma supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If you evolve globally, you may have to drive intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "communities" really mean? The relationships factor is C2B2B. We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also iterate nano-virally. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to redefine super-virally. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and IIS. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. We realize that if you seize holistically then you may also matrix cyber-compellingly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to envisioneer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded, visionary feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We will widen our capacity to exploit without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will syndicate the power of experiences to exploit. We will upgrade the term "one-to-one, cutting-edge". We realize that if you expedite intuitively then you may also synthesize iteravely. Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our capacity to utilize. We will incubate the term "vertical". We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP. We understand that it is better to visualize mega-transparently than to reintermediate vertically. We will widen our capability to architect without reducing our power to grow. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. We realize that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also envisioneer cyber-nano-super-strategically. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capacity to transform.