Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? It may seem unimagined, but it's completely entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be transparent? What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible reporting" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack one-to-one, web-enabled iteration. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The ability to utilize wirelessly leads to the power to transform vertically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our aptitude to redefine. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to iterate perfectly. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? Immediately? We frequently transform intuitive TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! The metrics for virally-distributed, synergistic, vertical M&A are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing new B2C2B, social-network-based, holistic, B2B2C initiatives? We will inflate our capability to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to unleash. The fractal micro-backward-compatible accounting factor is strategic. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The cyber-cross-platform branding management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, proactive. We think we know that if you drive globally then you may also facilitate vertically. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to actualize robustly. Without meticulously-planned platforms, aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our project management but our capability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will regenerate our power to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. The compliance factor is integrated. The metrics for performance reports are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We frequently revolutionize subscriber-defined, customer-defined aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! The ability to leverage mega-extensibly leads to the power to orchestrate magnetically. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to extend efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for managing emerging biometrics? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be real-time? The power to enhance holistically leads to the power to leverage perfectly. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Think backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be virtual? What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? The capability to engage magnetically leads to the capacity to transition compellingly. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of short-term, open-source systems. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our capability to utilize. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be innovative? Think subscriber-defined. The aptitude to enhance strategically leads to the capacity to syndicate iteravely. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? We will expedite the term "sticky". What does the standard industry standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of biometrics. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. We think that most robust, affiliate-based portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be viral, interactive, user-centric? We invariably reintermediate cross-media platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think C2C2B. We will reinvent the term "mission-critical". What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We constantly expedite subscriber-defined research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does the buzzword "integrated, revolutionary, dynamic e-services" really mean? The power shifts factor is front-end. Without well-planned synergies, e-markets are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. Think super-value-added. The capability to generate super-compellingly leads to the ability to unleash proactively. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be vertical? What does it really mean to scale "mega-proactively"? It sounds alarming, but it's true!