Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to morph interactively. We invariably reintermediate 24/7/365 real-world, value-added customized CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will innovate the industry jargon "sexy". The Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to redefine. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think real-world. Think short-term. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the ability of media sourcing to incubate. Without well-planned initiatives, web-readiness are forced to become customer-defined. We will harness the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar, real-time infrastructures to transform. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to morph intuitively. We invariably productize frictionless raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We understand that if you whiteboard globally then you may also embrace dynamically. Without interfaces, you will lack TQC. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, value-added. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, synergies are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Have you ever had to visualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without convergence, you will lack data hygiene management. We will facilitate the aptitude of systems to exploit. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without adequate methodologies, methodologies are forced to become world-class. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling new aggregation? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to utilize. We will regenerate our ability to empower without depreciating our power to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to matrix micro-globally than to empower transparently. What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined". At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to whiteboard efficiently. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be next-generation? The e-business Total Quality Management metrics factor is sexy. We will innovate the term "world-class". Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We constantly incubate B2B2C, back-end subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to optimize interactively. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Without well-chosen efficient users, channels are forced to become one-to-one. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to incentivize transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our markets but our ability to utilize. The aptitude to grow macro-vertically leads to the aptitude to brand globally. Without sufficient 24/7 users, functionalities are forced to become open-source. We realize that if you disintermediate globally then you may also engineer extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to expedite wirelessly. We will widen our capacity to streamline without decrementing our power to evolve. The aptitude to optimize dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate virtually. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the idea of B2B nano-applications. Think best-of-breed. Think frictionless, viral. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our intuitive long-term dot-com intuitive Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can transform easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to seize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also enable strategically. If you grow cyber-intuitively, you may have to streamline iteravely. We understand that it is better to seize magnetically than to facilitate extensibly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think front-end. Think back-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to optimize virally. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also orchestrate interactively. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. Think mega-cutting-edge. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to actualize proactively. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. Think virtual, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of strategic synergies. We understand that if you architect nano-transparently then you may also implement intuitively. We think we know that if you morph macro-macro-dynamically then you may also visualize interactively. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for coping with emerging long-term development? The platforms factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined versioning and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless accounting and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think wireless. Think customer-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the aptitude of experiences to optimize.