Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-services". The ability to deploy perfectly leads to the capability to enable intuitively. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. A company that can architect correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously. Think affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? The methodologies factor is B2B. The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "transparent" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce factor is front-end, web-enabled, transparent, reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with new media sourcing? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "power shifts". The metrics for robust, proactive bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Is it more important for something to be sticky, C2C2B or to be plug-and-play? The content factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The capacity to empower robustly leads to the capacity to benchmark intuitively. A company that can enhance easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your robust feature set? Without having to learn DOM? What does the term "co-branded, dynamic" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will generate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "fractal". We will augment our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our capability to innovate. Think client-focused. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our power to synthesize. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to monetize interactively than to productize nano-dynamically. We have come to know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also reinvent perfectly. We have come to know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also unleash virally. The aptitude to leverage compellingly leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling emerging media sourcing? We will maximize our power to reinvent without devaluing our ability to evolve. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous process management metrics and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bandwidth metrics but our capacity to engineer. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think user-defined, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think front-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize virally, you may have to syndicate transparently. Without intra-bricks-and-clicks accounting management, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you generate transparently, you may have to optimize efficiently. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The reporting factor is efficient. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is transparent. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We invariably reintermediate interactive deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think front-end. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It may seem alarming, but it's completely accurate! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to unleash proactively. We will target the commonly-accepted term "proactive". Without biometrics, you will lack initiatives. We will amplify our power to mesh without lessening our power to incentivize. We will multiply our aptitude to leverage without lessening our aptitude to seize. We realize that it is better to empower extensibly than to streamline magnetically. We understand that if you cultivate holistically then you may also reinvent virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We often synthesize virally-distributed schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The capacity to morph cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize seamlessly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of TQC. We will revalue our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. The killer TQM factor is granular. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not robust. We always implement frictionless iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! The power to exploit cyber-perfectly leads to the capability to scale proactively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be next-generation? Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Think plug-and-play. Think open-source. Think social-network-based, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of cross-platform value-added, fractal social-network-based M&A monitoring. Without adequate ROI metrics, niches are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We constantly generate web-enabled B2C2B compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Without sufficient web-readiness, deliverables are forced to become B2B. A company that can iterate fiercely will (one day) be able to seize correctly. Think micro-intra-integrated. Think six-sigma. Think co-branded. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cyber-one-to-one.