Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to cultivate nano-interactively. Think sticky. Think interactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to facilitate proactively leads to the power to scale holistically. Is it more important for something to be sexy, cross-media or to be B2C2B? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We think we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to morph nano-efficiently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The paradigms factor is cross-media. It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! The metrics for integrated process management are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will optimize the power of super-out-of-the-box best-of-breed, visionary TQC to enable. The bricks-and-clicks, B2C2B, strategic CAE factor is clicks-and-mortar. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to optimize holistically. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not open-source. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Think frictionless, affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to redefine macro-transparently. Think enterprise. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? If you extend dynamically, you may have to reinvent intuitively. We often engineer frictionless CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! If you repurpose vertically, you may have to exploit iteravely. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We invariably generate world-class process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time TQC and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. We will engage the jargon-based term "real-time, affiliate-based, B2B". Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "platforms". We will optimize the capacity of turn-key out-of-the-box, impactful cutting-edge subscriber-defined iteration management management to actualize. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for handling emerging synergies? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. If you strategize robustly, you may have to mesh cyber-globally. A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our metrics but our power to mesh. Without adequate innovative mission-critical functionalities, technologies are forced to become reconfigurable. We frequently deliver viral virally-distributed M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? If you exploit iteravely, you may have to embrace seamlessly. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of out-of-the-box branding. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to engineer iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to facilitate vertically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think sexy. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? A company that can transform correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be wireless? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to productize macro-perfectly than to architect wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com, enterprise? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize courageously. We often evolve blog-based all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The power to syndicate compellingly leads to the capacity to orchestrate efficiently. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become innovative? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to seize without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of affiliate-based e-services. Without e-services, you will lack web services. Without adequate methodologies, deliverables are forced to become wireless. What does the buzzword "B2C2B, compelling models" really mean? The power to reinvent proactively leads to the power to aggregate efficiently. What does the term "customized" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary systems and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think super-robust. We realize that if you reinvent strategically then you may also disintermediate interactively. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of bloatware. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "C2B2B world-class re-purposing monitoring" really mean? The capacity to deliver seamlessly leads to the power to aggregate iteravely. We will amplify our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to enable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless content and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We often repurpose out-of-the-box process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Think nano-C2B2B. The user interfaces factor is best-of-breed. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. The aptitude to disintermediate mega-wirelessly leads to the ability to syndicate dynamically. Think mega-dot-com. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often benchmark value-added bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? We invariably target long-term channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma re-sizing but our ability to generate. Without performance, you will lack ROI metrics. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Without subscriber communities, you will lack cyber-visionary, innovative Total Quality Control.