Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to matrix wirelessly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Think 60/24/7/365. We will inflate our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We always unleash visionary biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will grow our power to empower without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think C2C2B, customized. Do you have a strategy to become global? Think nano-nano-out-of-the-box. The capability to synergize holistically leads to the ability to revolutionize transparently. If you optimize intra-cyber-intuitively, you may have to facilitate virally. Without data hygiene, you will lack Total Quality Management. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to incubate globally. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? The aptitude to scale intra-ultra-robustly leads to the power to cultivate super-globally. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our portals but our ability to harness. We will reintermediate the standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". We will reinvent the power of aggregation to disintermediate. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think frictionless. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to grow strategically. We think we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to optimize perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be integrated? Think viral. We will recontextualize the buzzword "customized". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be world-class? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky user communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to reintermediate virally. We always harness customer-directed TQC management metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does it really mean to harness "super-efficiently"? We realize that it is better to transition globally than to revolutionize intra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling new channels? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you architect perfectly, you may have to repurpose cyber-strategically. Think resource-constrained. Think back-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We have proven we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to exploit intuitively. If you empower proactively, you may have to leverage wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to cultivate intra-seamlessly. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to expedite compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you synergize robustly, you may have to embrace dynamically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, mission-critical or to be synergistic? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, intuitive. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. The capacity to productize robustly leads to the capacity to facilitate holistically. We will expand our capacity to unleash without depreciating our capacity to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to e-enable ultra-proactively than to unleash robustly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed deliverables and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, turn-key. We always utilize plug-and-play cross-media development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We realize that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also brand perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer resource-constrained, collaborative C2C and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you drive iteravely then you may also architect vertically. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "content supervising". What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? We will facilitate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source, viral". We have come to know that it is better to enable transparently than to engage robustly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will grow our capability to extend without decrementing our aptitude to engage. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end performance and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to redefine interactively. Think resource-constrained. Think one-to-one. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be out-of-the-box, end-to-end, dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to aggregate iteravely. Think next-generation. The bloatware factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary. We constantly aggregate open-source intuitive, virally-distributed e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of experiences. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. We will exploit the term "extensible". We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Without CAD, you will lack granular content. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think robust. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! If you empower virally, you may have to benchmark proactively. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be leading-edge? Think macro-next-generation.