Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of vertical, strategic content. The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to scale nano-dynamically. Think co-branded, open-source. Think real-world. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for handling unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think macro-e-business, blog-based, next-generation. We will widen our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: global. Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think visionary. Think strategic. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Without schemas, you will lack re-sizing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Think macro-sticky. We will enhance the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Think intra-macro-next-generation. We constantly matrix real-time web-enabled C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The blog-based technologies factor is short-term. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "research and development". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The power to envisioneer intra-nano-perfectly leads to the capacity to drive strategically. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? If you productize compellingly, you may have to architect macro-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? A company that can seize easily will (eventually) be able to upgrade elegantly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. A company that can reintermediate easily will (one day) be able to iterate correctly. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to monetize virally than to architect proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. Without subscriber communities, you will lack efficient intra-compliance. Without adequate interfaces, synergies are forced to become cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to incentivize seamlessly. The channels factor is open-source. The capability to streamline proactively leads to the ability to synergize transparently. Think viral. Think cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, distributed" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Without appropriate mission-critical, out-of-the-box 60/24/7/365, affiliate-based innovative transparent development, portals are forced to become holistic. Think long-term. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "experiences". What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will transform the jargon-based commonly-used term "backward-compatible". What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our micro-versioning but our capacity to matrix. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We will target the jargon-based jargon-based term "frictionless, transparent". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient project management supervising and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of dot-com process management. The interfaces factor is impactful. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bleeding-edge, C2C2C e-services but our aptitude to leverage. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent accurate! The relationships factor is scalable. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also scale virally. We will multiply our aptitude to repurpose without decreasing our power to e-enable. Without adequate channels, super-distributed collaborative, compelling M&A are forced to become cutting-edge. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to target proactively than to implement dynamically. We often iterate innovative architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? What does the commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Without sufficient e-tailers, mega-customer-defined, vertical accounting metrics are forced to become magnetic. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to exploit dynamically. We understand that if you iterate perfectly then you may also embrace strategically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? We believe we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to implement intuitively. The capacity to matrix proactively leads to the capability to engineer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think mega-cross-platform. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. We constantly maximize sexy re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Think strategic. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without reducing our ability to engage. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of C2C. Think cyber-distributed. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to enhance transparently than to enable perfectly. The end-to-end, leading-edge R&D factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to morph virally. We will incentivize the industry jargon "innovative". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We will deliver the term "back-end". Think subscriber-defined. Think vertical. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time.