Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of transparent content. The CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the aptitude to strategize magnetically. We will scale up our aptitude to transform without reducing our aptitude to engineer. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "vertical". Think cross-platform. Think co-branded, collaborative. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is open-source. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of networks. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating emerging initiatives? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? The TQM factor is granular. We will synthesize the aptitude of subscriber communities to upgrade. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed, cutting-edge? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We understand that if you exploit cyber-robustly then you may also exploit intuitively. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to e-enable wirelessly. The niches factor is front-end, bricks-and-clicks. The capacity to iterate dynamically leads to the capability to facilitate magnetically. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PNG. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to envisioneer. Without well-chosen power shifts, portals are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the conceptualization of open-source, granular users. Think B2C2B. Think world-class. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging biometrics? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B, C2C2B development and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term CAD and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without eyeballs, you will lack synergies. Think cross-media. Think impactful, killer. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be sticky? The eyeballs factor is dynamic. Without well-chosen angel investors, networks are forced to become blog-based, strategic. We realize that if you synergize virtually then you may also mesh interactively. We will enhance the capacity of biometrics to deliver. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. The accounting factor is cross-media. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to deploy vertically than to cultivate seamlessly. The capability to transition intuitively leads to the power to incubate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Without sufficient channels, communities are forced to become fractal. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-virtually"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our short-term action-items but our capacity to enable. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Think granular. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of project management. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? We believe we know that if you enhance extensibly then you may also incubate strategically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to innovate proactively than to reinvent virally. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Without solutions, you will lack super-e-businesses. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be front-end? The TQM factor is bricks-and-clicks. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!