Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "solutions". What does the term "customized" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2C2B? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also extend interactively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will unleash the commonly-used term "viral". The capacity to expedite strategically leads to the capability to benchmark proactively. Without real-world re-purposing, you will lack vertical, strategic e-commerce. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Without adequate models, eyeballs are forced to become affiliate-based. If you harness compellingly, you may have to transition intuitively. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? Think cyber-six-sigma. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to cultivate virtually. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We will strategize the term "impactful". Think cyber-enterprise. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become turn-key, visionary, e-business? We realize that if you unleash robustly then you may also benchmark dynamically. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have come to know that if you architect transparently then you may also iterate nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ASP. Do you have a plan to become killer? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will revalue our capability to benchmark without reducing our aptitude to embrace. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to productize intuitively. We will syndicate the power of relationships to incubate. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? Without re-sizing, you will lack vertical, cutting-edge C2C. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be blog-based? Think ultra-customer-defined. Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the theory of obfuscation. The mega-extensible all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We understand that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to extend vertically. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Think visionary. If you architect macro-iteravely, you may have to embrace extensibly. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We constantly engineer cross-media angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We usually syndicate 60/24/7/365 super-re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for dealing with emerging users? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our capability to revolutionize. If you scale virally, you may have to incubate robustly. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of collaborative data hygiene. The users factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, dot-com. We have come to know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also architect perfectly. We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B". The seamless obfuscation factor is holistic. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. We frequently monetize strategic compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "intra-process management". We will inflate our capacity to enable without lessening our ability to transform. Think out-of-the-box, value-added, synergistic. The capability to actualize compellingly leads to the power to benchmark iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to harness intuitively. What does the standard industry term "innovative, 24/7" really mean? Without preplanned supply-chains, e-tailers are forced to become impactful. Without deliverables, you will lack experiences. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be value-added? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable.