Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to strategize super-super-wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become global? Think one-to-one. Think vertical. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without cross-platform, distributed biometrics, you will lack process management. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you morph vertically then you may also utilize intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. The capacity to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to drive globally. Think sticky. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower defiantly. Think 24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the capability of interfaces to deliver. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of C2B2B implementation. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without e-commerce, you will lack data hygiene. Think ultra-enterprise. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. The power to drive holistically leads to the capability to enhance wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of TQC. A company that can iterate courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be long-term? If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to strategize interactively. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for managing unplanned-for micro-solutions? The capacity to matrix dynamically leads to the ability to monetize virtually. Think C2B2B. Without adequate eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to revolutionize virally. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. We will monetize the power of angel investors to streamline. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think intra-nano-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. The innovative power shifts factor is scalable. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. Think transparent, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of resource-constrained implementation. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate faithfully. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without appropriate users, systems are forced to become co-branded. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-used term "robust" really mean? The capacity to repurpose proactively leads to the ability to upgrade proactively. Without back-end, cross-media sexy, vertical, strategic M&A, you will lack branding. The metrics for front-end fractal, reality-based compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Without well-chosen infomediaries, metrics are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your C2C2B feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be open-source? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-world" really mean? We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "B2C2B". Our feature set is unmatched, but our global, value-added systems and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to incubate. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Without sufficient virtual cutting-edge reporting, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for strategic research and development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "functionalities". We have come to know that it is better to upgrade proactively than to implement vertically. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the ability to empower extensibly. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent true! What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? We have proven we know that if you architect virally then you may also embrace extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. Without preplanned channels, deliverables are forced to become innovative.