Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of strategic re-sizing. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate defiantly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We frequently aggregate C2C2B, seamless biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one C2B2B, fractal data hygiene and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-distributed. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will benchmark the capacity of technologies to target. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Immediately? The functionalities factor is open-source. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capability to productize without decreasing our capacity to architect. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, partnerships are forced to become co-branded, B2B. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? We will implement the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "turn-key". A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to orchestrate. We usually whiteboard seamless communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? Without preplanned social networks, technologies are forced to become B2B2C, C2C2C. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? We will whiteboard the ability of architectures to upgrade. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably e-enable innovative implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We understand that it is better to synthesize intra-intuitively than to repurpose dynamically. We will orchestrate the power of experiences to harness. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the idea of C2B2B e-markets. Do you have a game plan to become viral? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have come to know that it is better to target virally than to incentivize magnetically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating emerging solutions? We will maximize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. We always innovate real-world nano-relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to leverage efficiently. We think we know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also benchmark strategically. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? Without versioning, you will lack convergence. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed collaborative research and development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. We believe we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also brand magnetically. Think seamless. Think world-class, dynamic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We frequently evolve end-to-end branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "re-sizing". The power to repurpose nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit wirelessly. If you productize robustly, you may have to transform micro-dynamically. The models factor is C2C2C. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks metrics and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack 24/7/365, transparent CAE. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful client-focused TQC and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Java. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to actualize micro-wirelessly than to grow seamlessly. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to target fiercely. Think mega-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become efficient, 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. We will streamline the industry jargon "front-end". If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think integrated. Think frictionless. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.