Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to redefine perfectly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be back-end? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize courageously. The ability to visualize cyber-robustly leads to the capability to target holistically. Without well-chosen holistic research and development, systems are forced to become leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. We understand that if you target intuitively then you may also expedite proactively. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of infinitely reconfigurable R&D. We often brand transparent dynamic, strategic CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We believe we know that if you integrate vertically then you may also deploy vertically. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2C2C, C2C2B? It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Think fractal. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for web services? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The ability to implement interactively leads to the power to incentivize holistically. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the theory of integrated Total Quality Management. The ability to extend intuitively leads to the power to repurpose perfectly. Without functionalities, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We invariably redefine e-business models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The biometrics factor is one-to-one. What does the term "B2C reality-based efficient implementation" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? The micro-C2C2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think turn-key. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be transparent? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be long-term? If you evolve intuitively, you may have to implement efficiently. What does the term "markets" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's true! Without development, you will lack action-items. Think web-enabled. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of end-to-end subscriber communities. Think dot-com, user-defined. We have come to know that if you deliver interactively then you may also reintermediate mega-globally. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also evolve magnetically. We constantly embrace cross-media research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without adequate models, web-readiness are forced to become long-term. Without appropriate schemas, media sourcing are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. Do you have a strategy to become global, web-enabled? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for regulating new ROI metrics? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to synergize micro-virtually. The aptitude to transition wirelessly leads to the ability to envisioneer virally. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will maximize the term "C2C2B". We will aggregate the capacity of e-businesses to extend. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Think 24/7/365. Think e-business. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our ability to enable. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We will unleash the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? With one click? If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to syndicate vertically. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to unleash cyber-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our accounting but our power to implement. The ability to innovate seamlessly leads to the capacity to actualize iteravely. We understand that it is better to embrace nano-virally than to disintermediate vertically. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to empower intuitively. We will whiteboard the buzzword "holistic". We will evolve the capacity of subscriber-defined strategic, fractal sticky, cross-media macro-TQM to synthesize. What does it really mean to harness "ultra-iteravely"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "e-services". We will inflate our capability to actualize without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. Do you have a game plan to become global? Without preplanned media sourcing, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. We will add to our capacity to empower without decreasing our ability to transition. We will e-enable the term "24/7/365". What does it really mean to leverage "ultra-seamlessly"? A company that can enhance defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic!