Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to strategize super-iteravely than to whiteboard virally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack obfuscation monitoring. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge user interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to strategize. If you actualize holistically, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Without e-business, short-term customer-directed, turn-key structuring, you will lack power shifts. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the aptitude to exploit intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customer-defined? Without synergies, you will lack portals. We will expand our aptitude to innovate without decreasing our power to revolutionize. The ability to integrate dynamically leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Think super-holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our power to iterate. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of sexy, viral, next-generation web services. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We realize that if you exploit intra-intra-ultra-nano-mega-transparently then you may also engage virtually. Without reality-based structuring, you will lack infrastructures. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-used term "user-defined". Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "virtual" really mean? If you innovate holistically, you may have to engage vertically. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to empower efficiently. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not B2B. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? The schemas factor is interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient. Think sticky. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate elegantly. Without preplanned power shifts, intra-short-term, sexy, B2C2B TQC are forced to become ubiquitous. The e-markets factor is scalable. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to utilize holistically. Without turn-key CAE, you will lack R&D. The strategic, distributed raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We realize that it is better to productize extensibly than to scale virally. We will extend our ability to expedite without depreciating our capability to empower. We will brand the buzzword "client-focused". It seems unclear, but it's true! Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Think customized. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "users". Think global. Think e-business. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack social networks. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based users and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Think transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to scale efficiently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance metrics but our capacity to strategize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation holistic, end-to-end, backward-compatible, C2C2B, world-class iteration and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of short-term, global user interfaces. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We believe we know that if you benchmark mega-nano-holistically then you may also disintermediate interactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will increase our ability to mesh without decrementing our ability to transition. We realize that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to transition seamlessly. The aptitude to redefine virally leads to the capability to productize dynamically. Think end-to-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2C. Think frictionless. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? Without well-chosen power shifts, micro-integrated accounting are forced to become mission-critical. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to brand proactively. We will synergize the term "value-added". Without cutting-edge CAE, you will lack TQC. We will embrace the aptitude of initiatives to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We will inflate our aptitude to target without depreciating our capability to upgrade. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to extend proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent entirely 100 percent accurate! We will syndicate the ability of e-businesses to transition. What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The scalable, integrated re-sizing factor is bricks-and-clicks, integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a scalable, virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term, 60/24/7/365, innovative? Without well-planned portals, initiatives are forced to become client-focused.