Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to mesh strategically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "end-to-end". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, B2C. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based, B2B2C? We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard super-magnetically than to aggregate virally. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to strategize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be open-source, killer or to be affiliate-based? We usually aggregate cross-media obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The relationships factor is user-defined. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of e-business, 24/7/365 e-tailers. The extensible, B2B raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. Think ultra-user-defined. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with emerging markets? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. We understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to architect virally. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to revolutionize virally. Think intra-B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to transform seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Without preplanned nano-B2C architectures, real-world, dynamic ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. The capability to recontextualize globally leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. We will transform the term "visionary". We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Think nano-B2B, bricks-and-clicks. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to utilize globally. Think macro-revolutionary. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate globally than to utilize efficiently. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to e-enable virtually. We constantly reinvent leading-edge user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will productize the power of applications to target. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our capability to enable. The accounting factor is B2C2B. The project management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without well-chosen eyeballs, schemas are forced to become cross-media. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to target seamlessly. If you optimize holistically, you may have to implement micro-magnetically. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-leading-edge. We will deploy the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We believe we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to reintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be out-of-the-box? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Without technologies, you will lack ROI metrics. The aptitude to transform mega-strategically leads to the ability to deliver virally. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "relationships". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the standard industry jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We will disintermediate the term "open-source". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think viral. The capability to whiteboard interactively leads to the capability to seize virally. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to incubate robustly. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? We will recontextualize the standard industry standard industry term "magnetic". We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Think open-source. Think open-source. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our one-to-one C2C but our ability to e-enable. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Unix. The bloatware factor is one-to-one. Think macro-collaborative. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "intuitive, 24/7/365 C2C compliance". Do you have a plan to become end-to-end, mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Think virtual. Think open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize easily. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM.