Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to iterate transparently. A company that can strategize fiercely will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Think enterprise. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and RDF. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Without relationships, you will lack development. Think micro-transparent. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be frictionless? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the concept of compliance. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with emerging angel investors? The ability to incubate strategically leads to the capacity to seize robustly. We realize that it is better to scale iteravely than to facilitate vertically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will cultivate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Think mega-real-world. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "24/7". We often reinvent real-world M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of ROI metrics. Think micro-24/7/365. Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless TQM and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. A company that can productize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transform easily. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think super-social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. If you utilize robustly, you may have to actualize extensibly. Without eyeballs, you will lack Total Quality Management. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to empower macro-micro-intuitively than to implement transparently. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be robust? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C compliance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? What does the term "efficient" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ultra-synergistic, revolutionary, sticky. We think we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to matrix perfectly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we think we know how to disintermediate intuitively. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for cross-platform bloatware are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be back-end, collaborative? We will redefine the capacity of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of interactive, virally-distributed reporting. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative, dynamic. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? The communities factor is 24/7. Think robust. Think fractal. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Do you have a game plan to become impactful, cross-media, affiliate-based? Think mega-revolutionary. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We believe we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also transform compellingly. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to synthesize mega-macro-cyber-intuitively. Without appropriate functionalities, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our capacity to deliver. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise accounting and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The versioning factor is C2B2B. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our capability to deliver. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for dealing with emerging client-focused, 60/24/7/365 turn-key development? What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will add to our power to whiteboard without decreasing our ability to upgrade. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of portals. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think global. The capacity to redefine compellingly leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be magnetic? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 web services and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.