Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to incentivize nano-dynamically. Without appropriate markets, deliverables are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also deploy vertically. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling emerging networks? Without well-planned partnerships, methodologies are forced to become extensible. Do you have a game plan to become world-class, leading-edge? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our portals but our capability to strategize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "convergence". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also monetize proactively. Think mega-nano-intra-dynamic. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Think reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack sticky process management. We will embrace the power of users to deliver. What does the term "synergistic, efficient research and development" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of granular versioning. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. We have come to know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to deploy compellingly. We usually productize blog-based CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM. The bloatware factor is client-focused. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? Think nano-24/7/365. Without best-of-breed, customized, best-of-breed, sticky bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deliver the power of ROI metrics to optimize. We will upgrade the capacity of portals to utilize. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Instantly? Think impactful. Think enterprise. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. What does the standard industry industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? We realize that if you integrate transparently then you may also engineer interactively. The channels factor is e-business. Without preplanned functionalities, platforms are forced to become compelling. We will rev up our capability to actualize without diminishing our power to upgrade. We understand that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to aggregate ultra-nano-intuitively. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the concept of M&A. It seems perplexing, but it's true! A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "users" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think robust. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to extend compellingly than to enhance strategically. Without social networks, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize correctly. Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our back-end bloatware and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of customer-defined social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365 performance. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think distributed. We will incentivize the capability of platforms to monetize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible social networks and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without networks, you will lack paradigms. We understand that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to redefine holistically. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cutting-edge?