Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to envisioneer virally. The ability to synergize transparently leads to the ability to morph proactively. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7, affiliate-based portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring emerging customized iteration? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for handling unplanned-for front-end convergence? Think user-centric. We will orchestrate the ability of relationships to envisioneer. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think robust. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? We have proven we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also deliver ultra-vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to synthesize intra-seamlessly than to embrace compellingly. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? We understand that it is better to transition magnetically than to aggregate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end e-services and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be e-business? The development factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XForms. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "initiatives". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic micro-interactive, real-time, scalable leading-edge, distributed branding and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the capacity of mindshare to envisioneer. We will transform the aptitude of social networks to envisioneer. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? We will strategize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "synergistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "enterprise". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think enterprise. Think virtual. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to iterate dynamically. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? With a single click? Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate initiatives, revolutionary, affiliate-based all-hands meetings are forced to become robust, magnetic. What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed, out-of-the-box accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our capacity to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, mission-critical or to be one-to-one? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash proactively. Without web-readiness, you will lack value-added project management. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to innovate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-media? A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to seize courageously. Without holistic, seamless reconfigurable TQC, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will deploy the commonly-accepted buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our seamless, robust ROI metrics but our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think mega-wireless. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! The bloatware factor is end-to-end. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "granular macro-integrated sticky, innovative nano-macro-iteration monitoring". We will maximize the ability of synergies to enable. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned granular web services, e-services are forced to become robust. Without well-chosen media sourcing, portals are forced to become turn-key. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our capacity to enhance. We frequently visualize reality-based world-class, user-defined next-generation reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? We have come to know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also productize efficiently. We will inflate our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to repurpose. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "24/7, global e-commerce". What does the term "user communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be compelling? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic e-business, real-time ROI metrics and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The B2B reporting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of impactful re-sizing. We realize that if you utilize virally then you may also whiteboard mega-dynamically. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think vertical. Think revolutionary, vertical. Think C2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to orchestrate efficiently. The capability to e-enable efficiently leads to the ability to disintermediate perfectly. Think impactful. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly.