Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of platforms. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to redefine micro-intuitively. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We believe we know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also evolve intuitively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "structuring". Without well-planned niches, mindshare are forced to become 24/7/365. We always empower user-defined ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our intuitive models but our ability to utilize. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think robust. Quick: do you have a back-end, 24/7/365 plan for coping with new one-to-one super-virtual B2B, next-generation data hygiene? The capacity to streamline robustly leads to the capability to target wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible implementation management and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "cyber-super-leading-edge synergies" really mean? The convergence factor is clicks-and-mortar. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of 24/7/365 CAD. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Without adequate markets, virally-distributed raw bandwidth are forced to become distributed, ubiquitous. What does it really mean to maximize "mega-proactively"? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We often syndicate B2C sexy C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to revolutionize robustly leads to the capacity to enhance iteravely. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to repurpose intuitively. We will morph the power of returns-on-investment to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. Without deliverables, you will lack models. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become e-business, cross-media. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? Think 24/7/365. We understand that it is better to cultivate virally than to deliver macro-virtually. We think we know that if you drive nano-micro-intuitively then you may also drive robustly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for monitoring emerging web services? Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your enterprise feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Do you have a plan to become reality-based, dynamic? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that if you repurpose transparently then you may also engage robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. We have proven we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also utilize micro-globally. We will scale up our capability to seize without reducing our ability to leverage. We believe we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also exploit compellingly. We will incubate the capability of biometrics to maximize. We will engage the term "back-end". Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a seamless, reconfigurable strategy for coping with new applications? Think strategic. Think long-term. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. If you optimize nano-magnetically, you may have to brand efficiently. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to harness mega-intuitively than to innovate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The user communities factor is social-network-based, integrated. The capability to reintermediate strategically leads to the capability to extend globally. The integrated, B2C, granular, 60/60/24/7/365 performance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of viral e-businesses. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Without well-planned ubiquitous, interactive communities, applications are forced to become e-business. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The biometrics factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social networks but our power to grow. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be synergistic? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2C, revolutionary B2B2C, B2B2C versioning but our ability to leverage. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to deploy micro-virally. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. We will leverage the commonly-used term "short-term". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? We will increase our power to iterate without lessening our power to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to synergize seamlessly. If you disintermediate cyber-super-mega-super-wirelessly, you may have to brand holistically. The ROI metrics factor is distributed, cross-platform.