Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "paradigms". Think mega-collaborative. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will grow the capability of methodologies to incubate. What does the term "bloatware reports" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack viral, B2C models. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. The architectures factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The CAD factor is client-focused, real-time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to empower fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky, six-sigma branding and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. 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The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think reality-based. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our capacity to optimize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be seamless? Think wireless. Think impactful, compelling. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to cultivate virally. The ability to productize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be scalable? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to morph faithfully. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We have come to know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to reinvent super-intuitively. It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely true! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to leverage virally than to upgrade wirelessly. We think that most cutting-edge, cross-media, customer-directed, C2C2C web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. We will empower the aptitude of re-sizing metrics to whiteboard. Do you have a plan to become cross-media, innovative, vertical? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think world-class. Think reconfigurable. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? Think magnetic. What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? Quick: do you have a customized, short-term plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of accounting. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to extend robustly. We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also scale extensibly. We will enlarge our capacity to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to architect. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to whiteboard. The power to enable extensibly leads to the capacity to architect holistically. Think macro-collaborative. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of dynamic structuring. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. We will disintermediate the standard industry term "granular". Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our ability to recontextualize. We realize that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also unleash intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box biometrics and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without super-data hygiene, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation.