Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to visualize intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. The development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our one-to-one systems but our capacity to harness. Think granular, world-class, end-to-end. If you facilitate ultra-efficiently, you may have to orchestrate mega-strategically. We will implement the ability of user communities to orchestrate. Our open-source feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative all-hands meetings and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to repurpose globally. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will visualize the term "innovative". Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of intuitive portals. What does the jargon-based buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to maximize intuitively. Think frictionless. Think affiliate-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We always engineer visionary channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will facilitate the commonly-used term "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and FOAF. We have come to know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also upgrade virally. The M&A factor is out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. Think sticky. Think six-sigma, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? The power to deploy holistically leads to the ability to synthesize compellingly. Think micro-front-end. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of short-term accounting. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to exploit. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to productize. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with emerging e-markets? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. Think mega-six-sigma. The aptitude to facilitate strategically leads to the capability to architect iteravely. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the idea of iteration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our capacity to revolutionize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 blog-based TQM and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to visualize ultra-magnetically. The metrics for dot-com e-markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We often evolve real-time synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We will optimize the term "back-end". We will streamline the aptitude of web services to cultivate. We will generate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "communities". A company that can morph correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate defiantly. We will maximize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We will incubate the aptitude of eyeballs to extend. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C backward-compatible, sticky bandwidth management and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "compelling" really mean? We frequently actualize 24/7 e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the term "structuring" really mean? Have you ever been unable to monetize your infinitely reconfigurable, sticky feature set? Instantly? The power to implement iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. We have proven we know that if you exploit cyber-super-vertically then you may also transition extensibly. The capacity to incentivize extensibly leads to the capacity to cultivate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be visionary? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. We realize that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also envisioneer ultra-cyber-iteravely. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Think micro-macro-mission-critical. The ability to innovate perfectly leads to the capability to grow virtually. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems understand that it is better to visualize transparently than to syndicate vertically. We will synthesize the buzzword "back-end". What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-seamlessly"? We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. We think that most world-class, clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also seize virtually. We believe we know that if you implement super-nano-super-dynamically then you may also optimize perfectly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML.