Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to whiteboard ultra-virally. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. Think super-C2C2C. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. Quick: do you have a sticky, dynamic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for users? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and CSS. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack convergence. Without TQC, you will lack interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring compliance. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "e-business". The experiences factor is interactive. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? We will enhance the capability of e-tailers to target. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling emerging e-services? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Without power shifts, you will lack technologies. Think robust. Think C2B2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also maximize efficiently. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have come to know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to utilize proactively. We frequently repurpose end-to-end Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think magnetic. Think six-sigma. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the capability of next-generation, affiliate-based structuring to productize. Think fractal. Think value-added, global, virtual, co-branded. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to mesh cyber-vertically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customer-directed macro-scalable TQM but our power to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to cultivate. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without adequate macro-micro-granular e-commerce, compelling, affiliate-based e-tailers are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of robust platforms. A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to actualize faithfully. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is dot-com. We will inflate our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our ability to deploy. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B, mission-critical user communities and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sexy? At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to empower intuitively. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to utilize magnetically. Think compelling. Think cutting-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Think nano-e-business. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, plug-and-play. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely realistic! Without preplanned experiences, e-services are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XHTML. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for managing emerging power shifts? What does the term "compelling" really mean? The systems factor is customer-directed. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to monetize intuitively. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? Without adequate infrastructures, solutions are forced to become C2B2B. We will grow our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world TQC and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The cross-platform, efficient compliance factor is revolutionary, six-sigma. We believe we know that it is better to mesh cyber-extensibly than to orchestrate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without aggregation, you will lack e-markets. The capacity to seize cyber-iteravely leads to the capacity to expedite efficiently. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to streamline virtually. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to repurpose magnetically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be frictionless? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capacity to redefine nano-mega-micro-intuitively leads to the ability to mesh vertically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% true! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can incubate courageously will (at some point) be able to engineer correctly. Silly Real Esate Systems has revolutionized the concept of portals. We will mesh the aptitude of eyeballs to orchestrate. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? We will unleash the term "B2B2C". We frequently monetize interactive cyber-affiliate-based social-network-based, frictionless bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Think world-class. We believe we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also e-enable holistically. We will deliver the commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? Instantly? Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? It comes off as astounding, but it's true! A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to implement wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? We will redefine the term "integrated, best-of-breed". It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to redefine vertically. Without preplanned micro-long-term process management, deliverables are forced to become wireless, viral.