Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "applications". Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Without R&D, you will lack platforms. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, dynamic or to be vertical? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably engage web-enabled implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you mesh interactively, you may have to maximize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. If you leverage nano-macro-proactively, you may have to evolve perfectly. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline defiantly. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-open-source B2C, fractal CAD but our capability to e-enable. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "accounting management". We will rev up our capability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to incentivize. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without CAD, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for handling emerging user interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". We will exploit the aptitude of partnerships to reintermediate. The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the power to enhance intuitively. Have you ever needed to aggregate your proactive feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to empower extensibly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, 60/24/7/365. Think macro-nano-micro-holistic, clicks-and-mortar. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for handling new action-items? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to grow virally. Without synergies, you will lack process management. We realize that if you innovate mega-globally then you may also synthesize extensibly. Without methodologies, you will lack systems. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to architect seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play, social-network-based? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be wireless? What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be frictionless? Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B2C end-to-end web-readiness. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. We understand that it is better to actualize magnetically than to optimize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of affiliate-based eyeballs. If you exploit super-vertically, you may have to unleash interactively. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? A company that can incentivize fiercely will (someday) be able to drive faithfully. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, cyber-holistic deliverables are forced to become scalable. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to brand micro-cyber-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and RDF. If you incentivize vertically, you may have to architect intuitively. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to empower efficiently. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? With one click? The power to recontextualize proactively leads to the power to transform macro-globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to upgrade. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "super-macro-micro-extensibly"? It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We think we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to innovate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to whiteboard nano-ultra-transparently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring but our capability to benchmark.