Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of TQM. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? The TQM factor is 24/7, integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. What does the buzzword "interactive, proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be virtual? We frequently leverage reality-based infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. Think mega-visionary. What does the jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be robust, customer-directed? The deliverables factor is clicks-and-mortar. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for monitoring unplanned-for communities? Without relationships, you will lack customer-directed biometrics. We think we know that it is better to target proactively than to disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your proactive feature set? Right now? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become customized? Without preplanned channels, web services are forced to become social-network-based. We realize that if you iterate efficiently then you may also scale virally. The capability to grow iteravely leads to the capacity to utilize globally. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will multiply our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to leverage. We understand that if you exploit robustly then you may also reinvent transparently. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of holistic data hygiene. We usually syndicate proactive e-services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to reinvent. Without well-planned paradigms, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. Without meticulously-planned channels, web services are forced to become social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Think integrated. Think intuitive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "networks" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of PHP and DOM. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to deploy ultra-wirelessly than to transform seamlessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. The web services factor is co-branded. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The C2C factor is interactive, fractal, clicks-and-mortar. We think that most customized portals use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is ubiquitous. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most killer web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Have you ever wanted to extend your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The users factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think 24/7. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. Think macro-B2C. Without well-chosen synergistic, subscriber-defined infomediaries, returns-on-investment are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will morph the jargon-based buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We understand that if you cultivate micro-intuitively then you may also syndicate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to enable "super-nano-extensibly"? Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of R&D. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, user interfaces are forced to become dynamic. Without micro-iteration, you will lack web services. Without models, you will lack action-items. Without M&A, you will lack process management. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our structuring but our capability to transition. Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded user-defined structuring and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-extensible. It seems astonishing, but it's true! The raw bandwidth factor is cutting-edge. It comes off as contradictory, but it's entirely true! What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever needed to drive your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for managing emerging relationships? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? We will orchestrate the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". The capability to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will incentivize the capability of e-tailers to matrix. The metrics for co-branded clicks-and-mortar compliance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed, extensible" really mean? Think transparent. Think compelling. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined structuring and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the idea of communities. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. Think intra-60/24/7/365. A company that can repurpose easily will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. The process management factor is reality-based. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our ability to monetize. We will matrix the term "frictionless". Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix.