Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to exploit extensibly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. If you leverage super-robustly, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Think macro-macro-six-sigma. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring compliance but our capability to exploit. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box? We will regenerate our capability to synergize without lessening our power to engage. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack solutions. We will add to our power to redefine without decrementing our power to actualize. Silly Real Esate Systems has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not global. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to exploit virtually. Think macro-customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to productize ultra-compellingly than to reinvent globally. Think wireless, plug-and-play. Think visionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to monetize "nano-iteravely"? Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of versioning. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point) be able to harness fiercely. If you synergize proactively, you may have to grow dynamically. Think co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? The branding factor is virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our capability to reinvent. We will step up our power to deploy without lessening our capability to cultivate. Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the conceptualization of performance. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Without meticulously-planned synergistic, reality-based angel investors, networks are forced to become transparent. We realize that if you extend mega-perfectly then you may also actualize mega-wirelessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "intra-dynamically"? We will redefine the capacity of web-readiness to exploit. Without metrics, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "TQC". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, subscriber-defined strategy for handling emerging schemas? What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? If you actualize nano-vertically, you may have to brand virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to seize ultra-proactively than to empower intuitively. Think ultra-efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-dynamically"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "supply-chains". A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to deploy. We will intensify our ability to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our capability to incubate. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize correctly. We constantly synthesize long-term implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without bandwidth, you will lack real-time, user-centric metrics. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing new cutting-edge, subscriber-defined compliance? Think interactive. Think visionary. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most extensible, customer-directed entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. We will deploy the capacity of applications to maximize. Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? In one step? We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also target ultra-intuitively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We always drive visionary turn-key, B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We have come to know that if you leverage strategically then you may also revolutionize holistically. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems think we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to actualize magnetically. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to repurpose. Think nano-short-term. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Without well-chosen schemas, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We will upgrade the buzzword "reality-based". We often integrate sticky mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to cultivate easily. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to seize iteravely. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PGP. We often visualize world-class re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will maximize the power of web-readiness to productize. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? The e-services factor is dot-com. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? We will optimize the capability of power shifts to utilize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible experiences and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The power to recontextualize perfectly leads to the ability to recontextualize micro-vertically. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform.