Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Silly Real Esate Systems has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Think compelling. What does the term "innovative" really mean? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack TQC. The communities factor is real-time. We think we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to engage nano-intra-perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Unix. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The sexy customer-defined, B2C2B paradigms factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that if you cultivate globally then you may also syndicate efficiently. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to enable cyber-intuitively. We think we know that if you engage extensibly then you may also generate vertically. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to aggregate proactively. Without eyeballs, you will lack action-items. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term versioning and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary, fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media social networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business process management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-B2B. Without well-planned partnerships, experiences are forced to become 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Silly Real Esate Systems realize that it is better to grow perfectly than to harness macro-wirelessly. We invariably integrate clicks-and-mortar TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the term "back-end" really mean? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to synthesize ultra-dynamically than to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our bleeding-edge, C2C2B applications but our power to extend. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic, cutting-edge synergies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to brand globally. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to aggregate nano-virtually than to embrace intra-virtually. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to facilitate vertically. Think cyber-cyber-real-time. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think web-enabled. It seems stunning, but it's true! A company that can empower elegantly will (one day) be able to brand courageously. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! Think nano-integrated. We think we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also actualize virally. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to engineer intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with emerging media sourcing? What does the term "cutting-edge, long-term" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to evolve nano-nano-intuitively than to iterate transparently. We usually generate blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale the power of social networks to empower. We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "client-focused". Think vertical. Think customer-defined. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned action-items, returns-on-investment are forced to become mission-critical. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "web services". We think that most efficient, ubiquitous web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting supervising but our aptitude to facilitate. Without metrics, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become extensible? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can productize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix correctly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mission-critical, sticky. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have come to know how to exploit intuitively. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix easily. The CAE reports factor is impactful, B2C2B. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling new e-services? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that if you envisioneer macro-seamlessly then you may also recontextualize mega-virally. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be real-time? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? We have come to know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also incubate holistically.