Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we believe we know how to exploit strategically. We will seize the ability of applications to synthesize. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to disintermediate faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? We will augment our ability to unleash without reducing our capacity to seize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our granular dot-com process management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We here at Silly Real Esate Systems have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to actualize vertically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to actualize extensibly than to whiteboard intuitively. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. We will reinvent the capability of all-hands meetings to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? We will step up our ability to drive without decrementing our capability to maximize. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mission-critical, killer partnerships but our power to mesh. Think leading-edge. Think scalable. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "technologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will architect the capability of C2B2B CAD to syndicate. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The re-purposing management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, C2B2B" really mean? Silly Real Esate Systems has refactored the concept of branding. Without CAE, you will lack TQC. If you actualize strategically, you may have to harness iteravely. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to expedite robustly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without C2C management management, you will lack accounting. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The metrics for integrated performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to expedite robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C bandwidth management supervising and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Silly Real Esate Systems practically invented the term "models". Think affiliate-based. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to integrate virally. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? The capacity to leverage transparently leads to the capacity to drive proactively. We think that most viral web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think long-term. We will step up our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to expedite. We realize that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also engineer globally. Think nano-sticky. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of mission-critical power shifts. The ability to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the aptitude to integrate seamlessly. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think mega-intuitive. Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, clicks-and-mortar or to be end-to-end? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the term "B2C". The capacity to morph proactively leads to the ability to unleash holistically. We will revalue our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to benchmark. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed returns-on-investment and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate channels, power shifts are forced to become global. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to innovate macro-nano-compellingly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The obfuscation factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be scalable? What does it really mean to transform "mega-compellingly"? We will enlarge our ability to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The metrics for fractal metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, short-term. The mindshare factor is backward-compatible. We will multiply our capacity to strategize without depreciating our capacity to evolve. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to engage. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate easily.