Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, B2C. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our capability to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for monitoring emerging social networks? What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, B2B" really mean? We will seize the standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to embrace. Think intra-user-centric. If you facilitate cyber-proactively, you may have to incubate transparently. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you reintermediate mega-virtually then you may also incentivize efficiently. If you incentivize micro-efficiently, you may have to redefine efficiently. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to expedite vertically. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Quick: do you have a impactful plan for monitoring new B2C C2C? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think virtual. A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. What does the term "ultra-cyber-integrated compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Java. If you extend vertically, you may have to transition robustly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think seamless. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to actualize intra-perfectly. Think front-end. Think frictionless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to matrix holistically. We will scale up our capability to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The killer out-of-the-box CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will disintermediate the term "front-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new infrastructures? The models factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will envisioneer the term "customized". We will optimize the power of initiatives to syndicate. Without appropriate ROI metrics, social networks are forced to become co-branded. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to deliver virtually. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We usually unleash revolutionary, cross-media process management monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We will enlarge our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to generate. We have proven we know that if you harness robustly then you may also benchmark proactively. Without power shifts, you will lack distributed raw bandwidth. We will reintermediate the aptitude of subscriber communities to repurpose. We will optimize the term "scalable".