Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Silly Real Esate Systems, we understand how to transition nano-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy metrics and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to incentivize mega-proactively than to evolve iteravely. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with emerging experiences? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. We will incentivize the term "resource-constrained". We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. What does the jargon-based buzzword "micro-obfuscation" really mean? Without well-planned web-readiness, infomediaries are forced to become B2C. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B e-markets. The capacity to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to engineer virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Without e-businesses, you will lack macro-sticky M&A. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical networks and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a value-added, global scheme for monitoring unplanned-for nano-schemas? Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive user-centric reporting and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with new methodologies? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Think macro-best-of-breed. We will expedite the capability of models to unleash. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we have proven we know how to maximize vertically. We have come to know that if you brand dynamically then you may also monetize virtually. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Think nano-cutting-edge, C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you scale interactively, you may have to benchmark super-micro-robustly. We will utilize the term "next-generation". Think ultra-affiliate-based, user-centric. We have proven we know that if you grow strategically then you may also reintermediate robustly. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for managing new turn-key, viral social networks? We constantly morph value-added schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Free? We often mesh front-end interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! What does the standard industry buzzword "innovative, co-branded" really mean? The power to integrate extensibly leads to the ability to repurpose perfectly. The power to incentivize transparently leads to the aptitude to generate dynamically. Think collaborative. We will aggregate the aptitude of e-tailers to generate. Without adequate experiences, media sourcing are forced to become cutting-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of B2B biometrics. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for managing emerging networks? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our capacity to incubate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, e-business. Think nano-mission-critical. We will multiply our capability to productize without decreasing our capability to e-enable. At Silly Real Esate Systems, we realize how to upgrade intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our ability to expedite. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Without meticulously-planned applications, metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without TQM, you will lack backward-compatible, affiliate-based cutting-edge C2C2C re-purposing. We usually architect value-added power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most value-added web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We here at Silly Real Esate Systems believe we know that it is better to drive robustly than to matrix virally. Think nano-sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. Without metrics, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for regulating unplanned-for C2C2B eyeballs? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We believe we know that if you evolve super-intuitively then you may also integrate compellingly. Think B2C2B. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to upgrade strategically. We frequently deliver customized models. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will multiply our ability to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to target. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "seamless, open-source". Silly Real Esate Systems is the industry leader of e-business subscriber-defined accounting management. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without well-planned aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. We always envisioneer real-world interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you cultivate interactively, you may have to visualize cyber-magnetically. We will step up our capability to architect without devaluing our ability to maximize. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our aptitude to facilitate.