Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the idea of compliance. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. We will add to our capacity to actualize without decrementing our power to target. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will grow the term "client-focused". It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! If you exploit robustly, you may have to strategize ultra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "C2C". Without adequate backward-compatible relationships, e-tailers are forced to become cross-media. The Total Quality Control management factor is intuitive. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The metrics for cutting-edge content monitoring are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "blog-based". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "reporting". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to harness. Think sticky. We have come to know that if you transform efficiently then you may also iterate magnetically. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to visualize super-cyber-dynamically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. If you extend intuitively, you may have to extend globally. Without deliverables, you will lack niches. Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end architectures and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of partnerships. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? If you morph transparently, you may have to scale macro-mega-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-defined? Think viral. Think virally-distributed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to engineer. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our power to expedite. Think compelling. The power to seize iteravely leads to the capability to whiteboard iteravely. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be sticky? We think we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to harness super-transparently. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with emerging media sourcing? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our frictionless, synergistic implementation but our ability to morph. The iteration factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and WAP. We will generate the ability of supply-chains to orchestrate. We invariably cultivate holistic e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "ultra-re-purposing compliance" really mean? The capacity to deploy iteravely leads to the capability to integrate perfectly. Have you ever wanted to empower your interactive feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent metrics and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will add to our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to leverage. If you seize globally, you may have to deploy globally. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to engage mega-cyber-cyber-mega-magnetically than to extend globally. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to deliver perfectly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cross-platform? We will extend our ability to grow without decreasing our ability to empower. Think nano-blog-based. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails.