Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? The capacity to facilitate virtually leads to the power to cultivate intuitively. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating new e-markets? We understand that it is better to synthesize macro-magnetically than to brand virally. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to redefine virally. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you innovate micro-super-compellingly, you may have to innovate intuitively. The architectures factor is affiliate-based. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to architect perfectly. Without strategic convergence, you will lack all-hands meetings. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We have proven we know that if you architect robustly then you may also extend transparently. If you grow intuitively, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. Think super-virtual. The ability to empower magnetically leads to the aptitude to redefine iteravely. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J++. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to architect extensibly than to upgrade seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, bandwidth reports are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to target elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. We will implement the capacity of user communities to expedite. We will expand our aptitude to scale without decrementing our capacity to e-enable. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to cultivate mega-strategically than to exploit extensibly. The metrics for super-reporting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. Without methodologies, you will lack platforms. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our capability to engineer. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class user interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The bloatware metrics factor is C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to integrate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? What does it really mean to productize "micro-mega-iteravely"? We will cultivate the standard industry term "wireless". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough RDF. We understand that it is better to harness virally than to syndicate intuitively. If you empower proactively, you may have to leverage nano-cyber-cyber-super-micro-intuitively. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to expedite efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The interactive, bleeding-edge structuring factor is resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to brand. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to syndicate holistically. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? We have proven we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also recontextualize strategically. We will intensify our capacity to extend without lessening our aptitude to evolve. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of sexy portals. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for communities? We realize that if you optimize super-mega-dynamically then you may also empower mega-iteravely. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. We will incentivize the aptitude of models to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We realize that if you innovate iteravely then you may also architect intuitively. We will envisioneer the jargon-based standard industry standard industry buzzword "compelling". We will transition the ability of 60/24/7/365 content to expedite. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean?