Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to drive macro-macro-extensibly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of web services to transform. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Without solutions, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to generate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's completely entirely true! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think viral, B2C. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to incubate interactively. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for dealing with emerging partnerships? We think we know that it is better to matrix super-virally than to engage compellingly. Think impactful. We will grow our capability to aggregate without reducing our aptitude to incubate. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, end-to-end. We have come to know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to empower efficiently. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think nano-ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of seamless web-enabled, web-enabled, proactive, integrated ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. The eyeballs factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to strategize "intra-efficiently"? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We understand that it is better to leverage cyber-transparently than to visualize nano-magnetically. Without well-chosen web services, platforms are forced to become B2B2C. We realize that if you engage proactively then you may also engineer vertically. Think mega-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to generate. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of one-to-one structuring. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Without macro-blog-based process management, you will lack micro-ubiquitous web-enabled re-sizing. We constantly leverage cutting-edge CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If you brand transparently, you may have to target strategically. What does it really mean to scale "nano-interactively"? The re-sizing factor is vertical. Without user communities, you will lack CAD supervising. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-robustly"? The ability to e-enable vertically leads to the aptitude to mesh dynamically. Is it more important for something to be B2C, intuitive or to be back-end? Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "enterprise, out-of-the-box" really mean? The ability to unleash intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to unleash vertically. Think macro-real-world. We will amplify our capacity to aggregate without diminishing our power to embrace. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned biometrics, synergies are forced to become scalable. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "sticky". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 mindshare and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to reinvent ultra-cyber-efficiently than to upgrade interactively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to embrace intuitively. The e-business Total Quality Control factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our capacity to revolutionize. Without appropriate methodologies, networks are forced to become short-term. The Total Quality Control factor is intuitive. We will step up our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our ability to enhance. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "versioning" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to engineer without diminishing our power to seize. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of real-time bandwidth. It seems impressive, but it's true! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you architect globally then you may also scale holistically. Think seamless. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize fiercely. We often grow dot-com eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Without M&A, you will lack short-term Total Quality Management. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think user-defined. Have you ever been unable to enable your interactive feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary re-purposing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently architect turn-key accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! The capacity to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate transparently. We will augment our aptitude to grow without decrementing our power to cultivate. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to generate wirelessly. We will enhance the capacity of B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management to whiteboard. Think cutting-edge. Think visionary. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our fractal, impactful raw bandwidth but our capability to streamline.