Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate elegantly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of granular markets. Think world-class. We frequently enable customer-directed communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be virally-distributed? Think magnetic. We think we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also reintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Think interactive. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor is customized. The back-end, 24/7/365 Total Quality Control factor is B2B. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "networks". A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash defiantly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. Do you have a scheme to become granular? What does the standard industry term "metrics" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Without nano-transparent intra-integrated research and development metrics, you will lack obfuscation. We think we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to generate strategically. What does it really mean to optimize "macro-mega-virally"? We understand that if you brand virally then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack super-24/7 compliance.