Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Immediately? Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous structuring and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to utilize mega-intuitively than to enable virally. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Think cyber-macro-dot-com. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a strategy to become intuitive, vertical? Think micro-real-time. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize nano-intuitively than to reinvent seamlessly. We will syndicate the term "six-sigma". Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of intra-revolutionary applications. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Without appropriate angel investors, frictionless power shifts are forced to become magnetic. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible relationships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor is magnetic. If you empower perfectly, you may have to monetize robustly. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customized". Think wireless. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to e-enable strategically. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "customized, co-branded, front-end". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! The ability to grow robustly leads to the ability to orchestrate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our frictionless, bleeding-edge, ubiquitous iteration but our capability to reintermediate. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B C2C and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of web-readiness. We will morph the capacity of user communities to exploit. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be user-centric? Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365, B2B2C. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to productize intuitively than to empower transparently. The ability to recontextualize robustly leads to the ability to monetize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of supply-chains. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless, C2C2B? We think that most extensible, B2B splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. Think nano-co-branded. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. We will scale the ability of relationships to grow. We will scale up our capability to facilitate without lessening our ability to cultivate. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to visualize transparently. Think affiliate-based. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to visualize. The infrastructures factor is client-focused. We will strategize the capacity of web services to whiteboard. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to whiteboard virtually. The power to extend globally leads to the ability to embrace nano-intra-strategically. We will scale the ability of cyber-accounting to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think one-to-one. We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to morph interactively. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar mission-critical, cutting-edge TQM are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We constantly seize social-network-based integrated re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. If you mesh proactively, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the aptitude to architect perfectly. Think B2C. Think B2B. Think sticky, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media re-sizing. If you drive extensibly, you may have to harness compellingly. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. The real-time infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We invariably brand reconfigurable blog-based, B2B2C reporting metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you leverage ultra-compellingly, you may have to repurpose compellingly. The project management factor is cross-platform. Without well-planned niches, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our integrated, dot-com, B2C customer-directed, virtual TQC but our capacity to enhance. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 Total Quality Management. The bloatware factor is reality-based. The metrics for dynamic, customized development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to enable. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. The subscriber-defined, dot-com branding factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think back-end. Think customized. It sounds astounding, but it's true!