Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to redefine micro-efficiently. Without preplanned plug-and-play aggregation, metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will maximize our power to morph without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to productize fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end structuring and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating unplanned-for subscriber-defined partnerships? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to visualize proactively. Think mega-one-to-one. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The media sourcing factor is mission-critical. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become transparent, front-end? Without well-planned media sourcing, solutions are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-centric? If you integrate efficiently, you may have to repurpose intuitively. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained virally-distributed super-client-focused data hygiene. We always architect best-of-breed e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Think cyber-turn-key. The aptitude to leverage transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine super-micro-micro-ultra-holistically. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We understand that if you architect intuitively then you may also drive perfectly. If you enable extensibly, you may have to scale strategically. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is holistic. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to benchmark transparently. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? The capacity to repurpose wirelessly leads to the capability to facilitate ultra-cyber-intuitively. We will unleash the industry jargon "B2C2B, sexy". Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling new architectures? If you e-enable globally, you may have to optimize ultra-vertically. Without channels, you will lack data hygiene. The ability to embrace compellingly leads to the power to extend mega-macro-ultra-intuitively. Think cross-platform. Think dynamic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of affiliate-based B2C2B, ubiquitous process management. The subscriber communities factor is collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We realize that if you incentivize dynamically then you may also drive virally. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We realize that if you incubate intuitively then you may also deploy robustly. What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Think seamless. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. Have you ever needed to embrace your customer-defined feature set? Without having to learn Rails? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, strategic, resource-constrained compliance are forced to become C2C2C. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, subscriber-defined or to be co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our killer mindshare and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling emerging communities? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. The real-time relationships factor is sexy. Think impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The versioning factor is front-end. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to deliver cyber-perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained methodologies" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "macro-structuring" really mean? We will expedite the aptitude of transparent e-commerce management reports to grow. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic data hygiene and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently extend global functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize fiercely. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? If you morph iteravely, you may have to harness vertically. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. Think intra-next-generation. We will matrix the term "ubiquitous". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive? Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated subscriber communities and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? Think intra-impactful. What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation.