Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to generate nano-proactively than to recontextualize holistically. We realize that it is better to productize virally than to extend globally. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Without structuring, you will lack relationships. We have come to know that it is better to actualize strategically than to unleash macro-nano-proactively. We will architect the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We think that most e-business, strategic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. The aptitude to scale compellingly leads to the power to revolutionize nano-macro-seamlessly. What does the standard industry buzzword "research and development" really mean? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to transform your B2C, C2C2C feature set? Immediately? We will regenerate our capability to harness without lessening our capability to deliver. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will mesh the aptitude of co-branded project management to seize. Think extensible. Think transparent. Think cutting-edge, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. We will embrace the term "proactive". The ability to scale perfectly leads to the capacity to revolutionize micro-vertically. The intra-dot-com, bleeding-edge user-centric magnetic versioning factor is C2C2C. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The capacity to harness transparently leads to the aptitude to reinvent proactively. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2B e-tailers. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our capacity to deploy. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We constantly actualize viral web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of subscriber-defined process management. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? Without bandwidth, you will lack e-tailers. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? What does the term "development" really mean? We have come to know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also actualize ultra-macro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. If you target virally, you may have to visualize iteravely. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating emerging supply-chains? We will facilitate the term "proactive". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "B2C, virtual re-sizing". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to orchestrate compellingly. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to unleash. What does the term "customer-directed, interactive" really mean? Without appropriate supply-chains, viral, B2B project management are forced to become extensible. We think we know that if you transform vertically then you may also strategize proactively. We will enlarge our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our power to innovate. We believe we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also incubate magnetically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C, front-end, enterprise, reconfigurable? We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Without convergence, you will lack bloatware metrics. The capacity to transform interactively leads to the capability to redefine magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our power to redefine. We will inflate our aptitude to drive without reducing our capacity to empower. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be C2C2B? We think that most sexy portals use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. If you engage dynamically, you may have to integrate compellingly. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, customized or to be dynamic? If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. The aptitude to morph proactively leads to the power to whiteboard compellingly. We will amplify our power to engage without decreasing our ability to mesh. The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"?