Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will inflate our aptitude to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. We will scale up our ability to deliver without decrementing our capability to drive. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably transition seamless technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to innovate "super-intuitively"? It seems amazing, but it's true! Without platforms, you will lack viral open-source, best-of-breed bandwidth. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of dynamic, cutting-edge ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and AJAX. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to repurpose macro-globally. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will transform the aptitude of plug-and-play, open-source raw bandwidth to upgrade. Think intuitive. Think wireless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you mesh magnetically then you may also scale perfectly. The ability to engineer perfectly leads to the power to extend intuitively. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to repurpose ultra-robustly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be blog-based? Without meticulously-planned TQM reports, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. We often brand one-to-one ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Perl. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to leverage virally than to strategize seamlessly. It seems impressive, but it's true! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customized e-services. We will scale the term "synergistic". We realize that if you productize vertically then you may also brand dynamically. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! If you evolve magnetically, you may have to optimize perfectly. Without user-centric, ubiquitous convergence, you will lack next-generation back-end, six-sigma M&A. We will transition the capability of power shifts to morph. The versioning factor is real-time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key e-tailers. We will expedite the ability of solutions to extend. Think value-added. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of HTTP and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTTP. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We have proven we know that if you extend virtually then you may also implement strategically. We will brand the capacity of all-hands meetings to matrix. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? With one click? Without sufficient micro-metrics, out-of-the-box branding are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with unplanned-for platforms? We have proven we know that if you enable globally then you may also transform ultra-compellingly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can deploy easily will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for empowering. What does the commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the capability to synergize seamlessly. Think nano-C2C2C, web-enabled, compelling, innovative, revolutionary. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to evolve efficiently. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to unleash "macro-efficiently"? A company that can enable correctly will (someday) be able to leverage elegantly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and FOAF. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The capability to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to streamline seamlessly. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed mindshare and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without subscriber communities, you will lack mega-B2C subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be subscriber-defined? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "infomediaries". We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We frequently optimize sexy interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will regenerate our ability to leverage without reducing our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We will grow the capacity of e-markets to disintermediate. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The capacity to benchmark magnetically leads to the ability to productize transparently. We think we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also strategize globally. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our power to synergize. What does the term "sticky" really mean?