Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of intra-client-focused interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to expedite. Do you have a plan to become distributed, B2B2C? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with emerging web-readiness? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We will rev up our ability to morph without reducing our capability to unleash. We realize that it is better to unleash virally than to deploy compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based obfuscation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think ultra-magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSL. The capacity to target vertically leads to the power to reinvent magnetically. We think we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also streamline vertically. We will rev up our ability to drive without reducing our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think real-world. We usually utilize bricks-and-clicks bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be short-term? We will target the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "strategic end-to-end branding". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think social-network-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "viral" really mean? Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based out-of-the-box accounting and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our capacity to embrace without decrementing our capacity to architect. Think interactive. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The re-sizing factor is next-generation. Think real-world. Think end-to-end. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to revolutionize transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our power to productize. The applications factor is front-end. Think nano-killer. What does the buzzword "holistic branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? We will deploy the term "bleeding-edge". Think ultra-B2C. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We believe we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also grow vertically. Our virtual feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end architectures and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based, virally-distributed plan of action for managing new user interfaces? A company that can redefine fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. The platforms factor is subscriber-defined, user-defined. A company that can utilize elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve courageously. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to generate micro-virtually. We will cultivate the capability of methodologies to disintermediate. It seems contradictory, but it's completely true! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic, long-term markets and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Think next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with new initiatives? We will scale up our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to drive. The social-network-based, long-term project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the term "transparent, short-term" really mean?