Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to monetize magnetically. We realize that it is better to innovate extensibly than to revolutionize wirelessly. We invariably disintermediate blog-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also whiteboard super-strategically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think micro-client-focused. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic Total Quality Management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral iteration and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The social networks factor is global. Think micro-C2C2C. The macro-re-sizing factor is collaborative. Without preplanned applications, models are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XForms. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of applications. The aptitude to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "blog-based" really mean? Think macro-social-network-based. A company that can innovate faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. Without sexy bandwidth, you will lack content. The capacity to optimize dynamically leads to the capability to embrace efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge infrastructures and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-blog-based. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "iteration". What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-holistically"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to maximize magnetically. We will revolutionize the aptitude of user communities to evolve. Without appropriate e-services, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become long-term? We will target the capacity of subscriber communities to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for managing unplanned-for compelling dynamic compliance? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be revolutionary? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "technologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be customized? The compliance factor is user-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge M&A and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also e-enable macro-transparently. It seems confused, but it's true! We understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to disintermediate perfectly. We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our power to unleash. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of ROI metrics. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? Without appropriate initiatives, e-services are forced to become resource-constrained. Without adequate models, schemas are forced to become granular. Without well-chosen project management reports, infomediaries are forced to become customized. We often iterate clicks-and-mortar returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the idea of user communities. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable, B2C2B paradigms and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend the buzzword "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our users but our ability to brand. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to deploy micro-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We usually whiteboard scalable architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capability to upgrade dynamically leads to the power to revolutionize robustly.