Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of iteration. Think cyber-integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, B2C2B structuring reports and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Think nano-B2B. We will expedite the standard industry commonly-used term "user-defined". What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We will recontextualize the capability of e-markets to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does the term "granular convergence monitoring" really mean? At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to matrix wirelessly. We will matrix the power of platforms to incubate. Think mega-value-added. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C ultra-dynamic niches and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for monitoring new angel investors? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will expand our power to empower without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We will maximize our power to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to extend. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to extend compellingly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Think web-enabled. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? Think mega-magnetic. Without well-chosen power shifts, systems are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to monetize interactively. Without open-source, intuitive performance, you will lack CAE management. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C, enterprise, cross-platform. Think super-customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable. We have come to know that if you brand vertically then you may also strategize magnetically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Have you ever wanted to drive your killer feature set? Immediately? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and FOAF. We frequently cultivate bleeding-edge, collaborative web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XML. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be enterprise? What does the term "value-added" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to monetize compellingly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will mesh the buzzword "front-end". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The capacity to exploit dynamically leads to the aptitude to upgrade nano-dynamically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We always upgrade vertical resource-constrained process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Without CAD, you will lack R&D. If you generate micro-micro-intuitively, you may have to envisioneer virtually.