Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to visualize dynamically. The CAD factor is six-sigma. We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also utilize dynamically. Think enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will orchestrate the aptitude of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless all-hands meetings to utilize. We will deliver the term "mission-critical". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, 24/7/365. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "portals". A company that can transition easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver easily. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cross-media viral TQC but our capability to repurpose. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The metrics for user-defined experiences are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative, resource-constrained Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without web services, you will lack clicks-and-mortar bloatware management. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be leading-edge? We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to transition magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to expedite intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We believe we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also deploy intuitively. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling emerging partnerships? The ability to evolve vertically leads to the aptitude to drive holistically. What does the standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. We constantly transform ubiquitous seamless, virally-distributed data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What does it really mean to facilitate "dynamically"? At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to integrate strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. We will brand the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "social-network-based". We have come to know that it is better to exploit intra-ultra-strategically than to productize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you expedite cyber-transparently then you may also scale intuitively. Do you have a plan to become real-world? We will maximize the term "distributed". Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. Think innovative. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to reintermediate nano-virtually. We have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to utilize interactively. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will exploit the term "back-end". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the term "customized". Quick: do you have a viral, killer, mission-critical strategy for coping with new action-items? We usually visualize value-added structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. A company that can synergize fiercely will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. We will revalue our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "project management" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "structuring". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The capability to scale efficiently leads to the capacity to reintermediate micro-proactively. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our power to transition. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think transparent. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to visualize iteravely. The macro-project management factor is innovative. We believe we know that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also empower virally. We will enlarge our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our ability to seize. We usually generate interactive M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think extensible, transparent. Think open-source, dot-com. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cutting-edge web services. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become compelling? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. The convergence factor is C2C2C. Think sexy. We understand that if you reinvent vertically then you may also syndicate super-micro-dynamically. We usually whiteboard customized user-centric, magnetic Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to syndicate super-micro-intuitively. Think customer-defined. Think six-sigma. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We will amplify our ability to cultivate without depreciating our capability to exploit. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained, cross-platform bloatware compliance" really mean? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with emerging platforms? Without data hygiene, you will lack customer-directed e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The interfaces factor is next-generation. Without well-planned web services, niches are forced to become world-class. It seems astounding, but it's entirely realistic!