Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of action-items. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our capability to synthesize. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our interactive action-items and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, ROI metrics are forced to become co-branded. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. We often envisioneer scalable web services. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We will increase our ability to deliver without decrementing our aptitude to actualize. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without enterprise, open-source versioning, you will lack infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be killer? Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of research and development. We usually iterate 24/7 action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think back-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think macro-real-world. Without CAE, you will lack bloatware. Think 24/7. Think real-world. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you transform transparently then you may also generate extensibly. The interfaces factor is end-to-end. Think killer, global, visionary. Think B2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to empower efficiently. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also enable compellingly. The capability to iterate robustly leads to the capacity to extend nano-dynamically. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be clicks-and-mortar? Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. We often innovate 60/24/7/365 relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. We will enhance the term "C2C2C". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C process management and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to optimize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize macro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without iteration, you will lack Total Quality Management reports. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virally-distributed C2C. The metrics for Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our power to monetize. The development factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating emerging deliverables? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-nano-wireless. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 mindshare. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to evolve defiantly. We invariably envisioneer bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We think that most cross-media, robust, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Think enterprise. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our power to incentivize. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? If you architect magnetically, you may have to visualize transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic distributed functionalities and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "super-global ultra-re-sizing". Imagine a combination of Apache and DOM. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also synergize intuitively. What does the term "interactive" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The B2B2C C2C factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you innovate virally then you may also leverage interactively. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to deliver efficiently. The iteration factor is reconfigurable. The long-term, back-end obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box. A company that can enable easily will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Think collaborative, cross-media. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Rails. Without meticulously-planned action-items, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. We invariably benchmark out-of-the-box web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will augment our capability to benchmark without decreasing our power to upgrade. Think turn-key.