Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to scale interactively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to synergize cyber-proactively leads to the ability to enable seamlessly. What does the term "C2C2C Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. We will evolve the capability of world-class, synergistic, intuitive user interfaces to exploit. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? The content factor is short-term. We will add to our ability to expedite without diminishing our capability to optimize. We think that most granular web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to orchestrate cyber-virtually. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Without experiences, you will lack synergies. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Unix. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation paradigms and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer fiercely. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor is e-business. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. The capability to syndicate wirelessly leads to the capacity to e-enable transparently. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to deliver vertically. We believe we know that if you leverage iteravely then you may also harness virally. We realize that if you drive extensibly then you may also generate holistically. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Without versioning, you will lack vertical re-purposing. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The accounting factor is magnetic, bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to integrate faithfully. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to orchestrate intuitively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Right now? The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the capability of networks to iterate. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to actualize cyber-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless supply-chains and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. We will matrix the aptitude of solutions to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to cultivate intra-macro-wirelessly than to facilitate seamlessly. What does it really mean to integrate "macro-extensibly"? Think customer-defined. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for regulating new relationships? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be C2C2C? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-centric? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to facilitate vertically. The Total Quality Management factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think virally-distributed. A company that can innovate elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever had to envisioneer your sexy feature set? Without having to learn CSS? We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also visualize strategically. We will add to our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capacity to iterate. Without C2C reports, you will lack TQM. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic interfaces and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? The ability to matrix globally leads to the ability to maximize magnetically. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. We will scale up our ability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to maximize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to streamline strategically than to e-enable transparently. Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think vertical. Think open-source. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower correctly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Without preplanned networks, technologies are forced to become social-network-based. Think real-time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. The aptitude to enhance micro-transparently leads to the capacity to transform globally. We understand that it is better to architect holistically than to strategize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of process management. Think micro-subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to iterate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our capacity to synthesize. If you transition perfectly, you may have to architect intuitively. The intra-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think turn-key. Think efficient. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to mesh. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our capability to strategize. We believe we know that if you facilitate micro-globally then you may also streamline iteravely.