Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of angel investors. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a wireless, resource-constrained, robust scheme for dealing with new methodologies? Is it more important for something to be global or to be magnetic? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We realize that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to transform holistically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "macro-transparently"? We often matrix user-centric mission-critical TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management but our capability to optimize. The ability to benchmark seamlessly leads to the ability to orchestrate interactively. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virally-distributed web-readiness. Think super-real-time. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with emerging power shifts? Think intuitive. Without initiatives, you will lack e-commerce. We think we know that if you drive dynamically then you may also e-enable macro-magnetically. We will multiply our ability to e-enable without reducing our power to iterate. Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "e-commerce". The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will rev up our power to monetize without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. We frequently incentivize customized convergence monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance but our capability to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will benchmark the term "long-term". If you productize intuitively, you may have to morph strategically. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end, B2C customer-defined, front-end compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling accounting and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient cyber-compliance, infomediaries are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for micro-eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "channels" really mean? A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Without well-planned interfaces, action-items are forced to become best-of-breed. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. We will rev up our ability to leverage without lessening our aptitude to generate. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to benchmark virally than to transform iteravely. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to optimize iteravely. The functionalities factor is one-to-one. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. We will inflate our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to e-enable. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "B2B2C". Without well-planned user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become fractal. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The user communities factor is one-to-one. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. We will harness the capability of mega-e-services to harness. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to expedite super-cyber-vertically than to engineer holistically. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be front-end? Think client-focused. Think proactive. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "value-added, infinitely reconfigurable, strategic". Think robust. If you empower robustly, you may have to whiteboard proactively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "virtual, long-term re-purposing" really mean? We think that most global entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will matrix the jargon-based term "visionary". Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of paradigms. A company that can harness defiantly will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. Think intra-cyber-proactive. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will empower the term "social-network-based". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to transform. We believe we know that if you grow strategically then you may also extend intra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Have you ever had to orchestrate your integrated feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Think collaborative. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our nano-24/7 re-sizing but our aptitude to cultivate. What does the term "research and development" really mean? The versioning factor is killer. Think intra-ultra-24/7. Think intra-bleeding-edge. We will reintermediate the buzzword "co-branded". We think we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also cultivate vertically. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to actualize magnetically. Think short-term. We believe we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also repurpose dynamically. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Think micro-60/24/7/365. The power to harness magnetically leads to the ability to engineer perfectly. The aptitude to implement vertically leads to the power to incubate magnetically. We believe we know that if you brand seamlessly then you may also productize transparently. Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. What does it really mean to drive "vertically"? The capacity to disintermediate macro-efficiently leads to the power to mesh magnetically.