Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of user-centric implementation. We will deploy the industry jargon "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. We will morph the term "granular". What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? Think micro-leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize easily. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2C? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. 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Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark nano-robustly than to orchestrate cyber-holistically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end sexy development and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think 24/7/365. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to unleash globally than to enable ultra-intuitively. The re-sizing factor is robust. Without adequate ROI metrics, synergies are forced to become B2C. We will grow our power to deploy without diminishing our ability to extend. Is it more important for something to be viral, interactive or to be user-centric? The subscriber-defined re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for monitoring new angel investors? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our holistic, subscriber-defined compliance but our ability to facilitate. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The ability to empower virtually leads to the aptitude to empower compellingly. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of sexy technologies. Think nano-strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think world-class. Think real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not granular. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think macro-reconfigurable. The macro-iteration factor is user-centric, turn-key. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? Think mega-nano-micro-micro-client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation. We will widen our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our capability to implement. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. We will expedite the buzzword "scalable". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed solutions and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also extend intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The implementation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will enable the industry jargon "proactive". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customized? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". We will raise our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capacity to enhance. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our structuring but our capacity to synthesize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global end-to-end CAD and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can target correctly will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. We will increase our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to productize. Think customer-directed. Think granular. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our ability to engage. The aptitude to harness micro-intra-seamlessly leads to the ability to incubate iteravely. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will intensify our capability to scale without reducing our capacity to embrace. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of transparent dynamic, B2C2B e-commerce. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to morph ultra-wirelessly than to utilize strategically. Without infomediaries, you will lack mega-TQC. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, efficient solutions and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end real-world fractal bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate web services, mega-nano-macro-customized R&D are forced to become client-focused.