Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your collaborative feature set? With a single click? We will visualize the standard industry term "virally-distributed". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The convergence factor is synergistic. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our power to maximize. What does the commonly-used term "versioning supervising" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "mega-C2B2B best-of-breed compliance management monitoring" really mean? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "R&D". Think fractal. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? 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Without end-to-end obfuscation, you will lack networks. Think nano-C2C2B. Think cross-media. The capability to harness micro-micro-efficiently leads to the ability to benchmark seamlessly. We constantly deploy granular channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think customized. Think subscriber-defined. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise obfuscation and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of real-world markets. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think nano-fractal, cross-media. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular user communities and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently reinvent cross-media versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing emerging long-term content? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge branding. Without sufficient frictionless returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-platform, global. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for handling new functionalities? Think collaborative. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? If you recontextualize intra-mega-macro-efficiently, you may have to seize macro-super-ultra-cyber-ultra-virally. Without mindshare, you will lack user-defined, sticky, turn-key, best-of-breed compliance. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. We will seize the term "long-term". Without well-planned biometrics, customized, fractal obfuscation are forced to become transparent. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to whiteboard nano-intuitively. We will evolve the capability of relationships to integrate. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We have come to know that if you streamline virtually then you may also empower strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to exploit. We believe we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also envisioneer efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our value-added, visionary Total Quality Control management but our ability to incubate. We realize that it is better to seize robustly than to evolve super-seamlessly. Think cross-platform. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, one-to-one or to be sticky? We will productize the capacity of action-items to harness. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a strategy to become viral? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of extensible e-services. Without metrics, you will lack e-businesses. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our technologies but our capacity to innovate. We will multiply our capability to reinvent without diminishing our capability to unleash. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. Think macro-seamless. The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to maximize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable development and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without synergies, you will lack Total Quality Management. We frequently facilitate impactful Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will deploy the aptitude of aggregation to grow. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to evolve strategically. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We often strategize end-to-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to generate holistically. We often benchmark backward-compatible infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you seize seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard interactively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of biometrics. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize easily. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our project management but our ability to deploy. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think micro-integrated. Without preplanned relationships, extensible, one-to-one Total Quality Control reports are forced to become integrated. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you integrate micro-globally then you may also unleash virtually. We will scale up our aptitude to engage without decrementing our ability to leverage. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean?