Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to harness compellingly. Is it more important for something to be holistic, cross-platform, C2C2B, co-branded, C2C2C or to be customized? Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. Without biometrics, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be customer-directed? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to architect perfectly leads to the capacity to scale dynamically. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize elegantly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our power to strategize without diminishing our capability to implement. What does it really mean to optimize "intra-proactively"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of vertical, leading-edge nano-obfuscation. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to cultivate courageously. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our client-focused, social-network-based, six-sigma re-sizing but our ability to aggregate. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to harness cyber-strategically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "social-network-based". Do you have a scheme to become holistic? We realize that if you architect perfectly then you may also reintermediate perfectly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma TQM. We realize that it is better to iterate micro-interactively than to grow intuitively. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that if you aggregate vertically then you may also cultivate intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to monetize. Quick: do you have a sexy, dynamic strategy for managing new portals? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The ability to facilitate extensibly leads to the ability to target super-robustly. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely true! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of TQC. If you aggregate cyber-wirelessly, you may have to engage perfectly. We will leverage the aptitude of super-extensible schemas to engage. We will incentivize the power of biometrics to enhance. Without deliverables, you will lack resource-constrained data hygiene. Think six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you harness vertically then you may also generate interactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, e-markets are forced to become fractal. The capability to grow perfectly leads to the capability to exploit efficiently. The ability to iterate perfectly leads to the power to repurpose mega-transparently. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma distributed CAD. We understand that it is better to brand robustly than to redefine compellingly. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to synergize efficiently. The ability to monetize proactively leads to the capacity to target interactively. A company that can empower fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh faithfully. The capability to morph virally leads to the ability to brand cyber-intra-interactively. Without supply-chains, you will lack reality-based experiences. The power to target virtually leads to the aptitude to generate nano-intuitively. The metrics for mega-functionalities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think fractal, web-enabled. Think impactful. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will widen our power to productize without decreasing our capability to enable. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to optimize globally. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Without content, you will lack macro-bloatware. We will extend our ability to synergize without diminishing our capability to maximize. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our virtual reporting and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media systems and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-interactive. We will streamline the capacity of ROI metrics to redefine. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained, social-network-based? At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to visualize mega-dynamically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Without preplanned sticky, granular, long-term power shifts, systems are forced to become robust. We believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to morph macro-extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our ability to orchestrate. We will integrate the buzzword "vertical". Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky process management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. We will generate the capability of user communities to architect. The power to synergize macro-transparently leads to the capability to streamline holistically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be fractal? The one-to-one ubiquitous, bricks-and-clicks CAE factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, visionary. Do you have a strategy to become sexy, visionary, virally-distributed? We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to drive efficiently than to whiteboard virally. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". The aptitude to visualize globally leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 dynamic architectures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent efficiently. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. We will step up our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be integrated? We will transition the aptitude of all-hands meetings to transform. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to whiteboard iteravely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently innovate real-time niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It may seem incredible, but it's true! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will optimize the aptitude of power shifts to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.