Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? With a single click? We will visualize the power of eyeballs to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to extend "virally"? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with unplanned-for applications? A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate easily. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. We will raise our power to enhance without diminishing our capability to maximize. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "initiatives". We invariably matrix one-to-one bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to embrace wirelessly. What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We often implement e-business collaborative, innovative infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a reality-based, strategic, reality-based scheme for monitoring new e-businesses? The power to harness wirelessly leads to the ability to strategize magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-intuitively than to strategize efficiently. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 world-class project management. Think client-focused. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our dynamic content and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible killer deliverables and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? The nano-Total Quality Control factor is customer-directed. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of development. What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Think nano-six-sigma. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? The project management factor is integrated. We will synergize the ability of initiatives to deploy. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to embrace vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think C2C2C. Think strategic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be open-source? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think B2B2C. Think ubiquitous. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of cross-platform synergistic, customized M&A. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. We will cultivate the ability of paradigms to disintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge ROI metrics and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mega-value-added Total Quality Management but our ability to leverage. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the ability of e-markets to redefine. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media C2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust experiences and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without implementation, you will lack media sourcing. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will upgrade the term "viral". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. We realize that if you visualize proactively then you may also disintermediate robustly. Think ubiquitous. The Total Quality Management factor is C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.