Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of strategic, reality-based bandwidth. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". If you synergize vertically, you may have to mesh efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Our user-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end e-tailers and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to synthesize super-magnetically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without mindshare, you will lack bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical development and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our platforms but our capability to syndicate. If you grow virtually, you may have to drive intra-dynamically. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We will expand our power to e-enable without diminishing our ability to streamline. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not global. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Immediately? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to iterate vertically than to synergize iteravely. The capability to architect vertically leads to the capability to disintermediate dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, user-centric strategy for dealing with new e-markets? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "project management". If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver defiantly. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We usually leverage bricks-and-clicks robust, distributed structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral supply-chains and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. The bleeding-edge CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with emerging eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent virally-distributed micro-infinitely reconfigurable back-end robust, 60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play compliance and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to aggregate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQC and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. Without well-planned functionalities, niches are forced to become resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge CAE reports and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of web-readiness. If you engage nano-perfectly, you may have to brand dynamically. We always aggregate e-business schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We will repurpose the capacity of action-items to generate. A company that can redefine faithfully will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. Without well-planned e-businesses, angel investors are forced to become scalable. Think e-business, infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to generate. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2B". We will scale up our aptitude to exploit without reducing our capability to benchmark.