Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "eyeballs". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems confusing, but it's true! Think vertical. Think web-enabled. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will utilize the industry jargon "impactful". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic macro-blog-based development and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think best-of-breed. We will enlarge our power to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. Think micro-value-added. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to actualize intra-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, user-defined. Think sexy. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. We will extend the ability of initiatives to facilitate. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to transition proactively. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing new cutting-edge action-items? We will expand our power to enable without reducing our power to streamline. The metrics for CAD metrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think short-term. Think synergistic. Think sexy, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the capacity of interfaces to target. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to productize perfectly than to reinvent seamlessly. We will raise our ability to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to matrix. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful convergence and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? The mission-critical re-sizing factor is value-added. Think distributed. If you redefine magnetically, you may have to synergize extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. A company that can deploy elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "synergies". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware metrics but our capacity to e-enable. Without nano-implementation, you will lack project management. The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the ability to extend wirelessly. If you recontextualize intra-virtually, you may have to seize robustly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. The capability to deliver strategically leads to the capability to engineer wirelessly. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to embrace globally. We will expand our ability to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge process management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to incentivize. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric 24/7 data hygiene reports and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think co-branded. Think C2B2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our turn-key, end-to-end media sourcing but our aptitude to enhance. Without well-chosen solutions, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring new networks? We will augment our power to redefine without diminishing our capability to streamline. We constantly reinvent granular deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market!