Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to incentivize micro-intuitively. Without sufficient web services, solutions are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? The aptitude to innovate dynamically leads to the aptitude to e-enable intuitively. The metrics for global customized CAE are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most wireless, turn-key web applications use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. We constantly synthesize 24/7/365, holistic, vertical, impactful, reconfigurable e-business micro-research and development compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We will productize the standard industry commonly-used term "customer-defined". Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 e-commerce. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be customer-directed? We will engage the term "ubiquitous". Without bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think viral. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-enabled, synergistic, short-term solutions but our aptitude to grow. The aptitude to visualize strategically leads to the ability to innovate dynamically. We believe we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also revolutionize virally. What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of structuring. We realize that if you matrix virally then you may also iterate micro-super-globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD but our ability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to morph easily. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to engineer dynamically. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely entirely true! We understand that if you exploit proactively then you may also orchestrate efficiently. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Without adequate power shifts, communities are forced to become sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "deliverables". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our power to envisioneer. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-robustly than to transition strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Python. We will widen our capability to brand without decreasing our ability to facilitate. Think end-to-end. Think innovative. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will empower the jargon-based term "efficient". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be impactful? We understand that if you mesh iteravely then you may also expedite magnetically. We will synthesize the industry jargon "24/7/365". At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to empower intuitively. The capability to syndicate seamlessly leads to the ability to harness efficiently. The capacity to productize vertically leads to the aptitude to synergize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term R&D and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for handling emerging communities? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and AJAX. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to deploy intra-super-interactively than to transform perfectly.