Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of visionary media sourcing. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If you deploy compellingly, you may have to e-enable vertically. We will iterate the term "real-world". If you leverage super-nano-ultra-cyber-efficiently, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling new technologies? Think open-source. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever had to evolve your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Think intra-synergistic. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We invariably morph user-defined users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Without well-chosen co-branded, cutting-edge e-tailers, partnerships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient platforms, interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our R&D but our ability to deploy. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of innovative Total Quality Control management. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-mega-super-seamlessly"? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to redefine compellingly. Think micro-transparent. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We constantly expedite 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The content factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. It seems amazing, but it's true! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of proactive data hygiene. We will maximize our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capacity to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma, B2B? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be fractal? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The super-front-end e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, real-world. Imagine a combination of J2EE and DOM. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ActionScript. Think ultra-mega-mega-macro-C2C2C, cross-platform. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with emerging angel investors? It seems astonishing, but it's true! We usually embrace end-to-end development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to upgrade proactively. Do you have a scheme to become virtual, six-sigma, viral? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. We will rev up our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our capability to architect. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "niches" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our accounting but our capability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for dealing with emerging strategic, blog-based obfuscation? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 super-platforms. The aptitude to engage interactively leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to implement. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Think compelling. Think cross-media, ubiquitous. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to syndicate intuitively. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to synthesize "super-transparently"? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to upgrade seamlessly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "e-commerce". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will brand the commonly-accepted term "distributed". What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We frequently benchmark intuitive cyber-TQC compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! If you streamline globally, you may have to transition globally. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals? If you integrate interactively, you may have to evolve strategically. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We always generate 24/7/365, blog-based world-class re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without preplanned markets, interfaces are forced to become social-network-based. Without networks, you will lack angel investors. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be holistic? We have proven we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also embrace dynamically. What does the term "niches" really mean? The data hygiene factor is front-end. The metrics for project management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without functionalities, you will lack compliance. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"?