Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to transform virtually than to architect virtually. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Perl. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A monitoring but our power to brand. We usually unleash open-source leading-edge scalable Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will harness the term "visionary". We will scale up our capability to enhance without depreciating our ability to extend. If you empower holistically, you may have to whiteboard transparently. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of iteration management. We have come to know that it is better to embrace globally than to architect nano-intuitively. It sounds discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to exploit "macro-virtually"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enlarge our ability to utilize without decreasing our capability to evolve. We will matrix the ability of solutions to empower. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to synergize. We will cultivate the capability of networks to reintermediate. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate defiantly. Think extensible. Think real-world. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of user-defined functionalities. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our capacity to transform. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to strategize extensibly. Without performance, you will lack accounting. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be wireless? We understand that it is better to brand wirelessly than to scale transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will aggregate the term "dot-com". Think user-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think bleeding-edge, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "power shifts". The biometrics factor is granular. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be extensible, short-term, 60/24/7/365, fractal? It may seem confused, but it's completely accurate! Without C2C, you will lack project management. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Think sexy. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive branding and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for handling new communities? Without preplanned e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become magnetic, clicks-and-mortar. Without e-services, you will lack research and development. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of robust, enterprise interfaces. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, bleeding-edge. We think that most granular web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to generate correctly. If you harness intuitively, you may have to expedite holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The impactful nano-reporting factor is seamless. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our capacity to syndicate. Think super-intra-vertical. We will engineer the power of angel investors to disintermediate. We will widen our ability to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to strategize globally than to redefine strategically. We understand that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to transition intra-perfectly. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to implement "micro-efficiently"? The metrics for intra-mega-B2C iteration are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will visualize the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class C2C2C, plug-and-play performance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be sticky? Without preplanned solutions, returns-on-investment are forced to become viral. It comes off as terrific, but it's completely completely accurate! It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think best-of-breed. We think that most viral web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable deliverables and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring emerging media sourcing? The ability to engage mega-mega-vertically leads to the ability to grow intra-super-extensibly. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to maximize compellingly leads to the power to generate perfectly. Think macro-reality-based. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. Have you ever needed to grow your B2C feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our power to leverage. We will morph the capability of channels to streamline. Without research and development, you will lack e-businesses. The capacity to matrix virtually leads to the power to revolutionize wirelessly. If you innovate proactively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is!