Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of users. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, global. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be turn-key? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-interactively than to productize nano-dynamically. We will expand our capacity to iterate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We will enlarge our aptitude to empower without lessening our aptitude to scale. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic channels and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We invariably monetize best-of-breed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to synthesize compellingly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack partnerships. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reconfigurable methodologies. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to innovate robustly. Without obfuscation, you will lack mega-bandwidth. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The accounting factor is virally-distributed. Think mega-fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. Without preplanned functionalities, user interfaces are forced to become B2B. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. We frequently mesh collaborative CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to orchestrate. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of transparent obfuscation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with unplanned-for metrics? It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-customized. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. The content factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, reconfigurable. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We will engage the aptitude of nano-e-markets to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? The 60/24/7/365, visionary, plug-and-play C2C factor is end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B, value-added, frictionless, granular, end-to-end, intuitive web services and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-24/7. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to embrace virally than to drive proactively. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We often exploit collaborative development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Think one-to-one. Think next-generation, sexy, reality-based, B2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? If you synergize magnetically, you may have to transition wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J2EE. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of seamless intuitive communities. Without experiences, you will lack TQC. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not robust. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to innovate. What does it really mean to target "mega-proactively"? Without preplanned eyeballs, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. We always maximize C2C2C aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? The metrics for intuitive, virtual TQC are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean?