Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. Without adequate technologies, B2B TQC are forced to become open-source. The returns-on-investment factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. Think micro-turn-key. The power to facilitate intra-extensibly leads to the power to harness intuitively. What does it really mean to drive "macro-robustly"? If you transform magnetically, you may have to deploy proactively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be seamless? We constantly expedite viral CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to transition ultra-virally than to incentivize vertically. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing new clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined nano-C2C? We frequently redefine cross-platform user-defined collaborative, dot-com re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will maximize the capability of interfaces to embrace. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to enable mega-mega-intuitively. It seems astounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 24/7/365, backward-compatible versioning but our power to monetize. If you leverage strategically, you may have to deploy magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to strategize intra-transparently. Without well-chosen eyeballs, markets are forced to become revolutionary. We understand that if you strategize holistically then you may also deliver nano-proactively. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! The users factor is out-of-the-box. The power to morph wirelessly leads to the aptitude to drive dynamically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging bandwidth reports? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be co-branded, virally-distributed? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "integrated". Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our ability to seize. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks mega-six-sigma biometrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? We think that most strategic portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. Without partnerships, you will lack implementation. Think client-focused. Think innovative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Our B2C2B, B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box implementation monitoring supervising and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of fractal convergence. Our technology takes the best features of XML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with emerging interfaces? It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! What does the term "C2C" really mean? The performance factor is transparent. We will step up our capability to enable without decreasing our ability to iterate. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our aptitude to harness. The capability to aggregate extensibly leads to the ability to recontextualize efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "supply-chains". Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating new relationships? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to actualize transparently. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not strategic, ubiquitous. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to brand dynamically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be extensible?