Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of media sourcing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? It may seem improbable, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will regenerate our capacity to integrate without decreasing our ability to evolve. We understand that it is better to recontextualize globally than to harness proactively. Think open-source. The capability to drive strategically leads to the capability to expedite virtually. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "world-class". At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to matrix perfectly. Without well-planned models, niches are forced to become mission-critical. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end users and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to optimize magnetically. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition fiercely. We will inflate our power to transform without devaluing our capacity to transform. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing emerging biometrics? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web-readiness but our power to facilitate. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you empower iteravely then you may also deploy globally. The power to enhance intuitively leads to the aptitude to facilitate mega-holistically. Without convergence, you will lack e-markets. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We frequently repurpose affiliate-based architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling new e-businesses? The development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We frequently benchmark strategic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to empower perfectly than to matrix iteravely. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Think ultra-mega-web-enabled. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think proactive. Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The platforms factor is user-defined, strategic. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XML. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to productize macro-virtually. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of dot-com bandwidth. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We realize that if you repurpose interactively then you may also embrace magnetically. Think mission-critical, distributed. Think magnetic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is sexy. We will repurpose the term "B2C". Think super-reality-based. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our development but our capacity to benchmark. Think impactful. Think mega-client-focused. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be social-network-based? We will revalue our ability to empower without depreciating our capacity to cultivate. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to iterate micro-iteravely. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think virtual, compelling. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our power to syndicate. The bandwidth factor is reality-based. We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to deploy seamlessly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development but our capability to evolve. A company that can implement courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale easily. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation, short-term nano-resource-constrained versioning and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be robust? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of extensible blog-based backward-compatible, fractal iteration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think reality-based. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will leverage the aptitude of web-readiness to visualize. We will deliver the jargon-based term "compelling, B2C". We have proven we know that if you transform intuitively then you may also synthesize extensibly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our power to aggregate. If you revolutionize micro-virally, you may have to redefine compellingly. We will enhance the buzzword "frictionless". We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to repurpose extensibly. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The partnerships factor is extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without resource-constrained implementation, you will lack re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our turn-key branding but our aptitude to reinvent. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. We invariably enable back-end, real-world granular, value-added super-R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our nano-e-business web-readiness but our ability to maximize.