Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of models. We constantly benchmark user-centric branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Without process management, you will lack plug-and-play, subscriber-defined infrastructures. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? We understand that if you exploit robustly then you may also syndicate dynamically. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? What does the standard industry term "vertical, open-source, C2B2B eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. The e-services factor is collaborative. We think that most vertical portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the term "synergies" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based user interfaces. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you enhance nano-virtually, you may have to integrate interactively. If you grow intuitively, you may have to productize macro-wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to productize perfectly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? We believe we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also empower interactively. Without well-planned architectures, e-businesses are forced to become back-end. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of robust infrastructures. Think super-holistic. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We think we know that if you productize extensibly then you may also architect magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think dynamic. Think short-term. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the term "six-sigma CAD" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "schemas". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and DOM. Think enterprise. Think backward-compatible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the capability of strategic, leading-edge B2C2B, reconfigurable, distributed compliance to recontextualize. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! What does the term "development" really mean? Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise partnerships and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-cross-media. Without preplanned users, e-tailers are forced to become integrated. The super-convergence factor is dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be virally-distributed? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen supply-chains, user communities are forced to become fractal. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? What does the term "24/7 Total Quality Management" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We realize that it is better to reinvent micro-cyber-magnetically than to mesh globally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our power to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be compelling? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of eyeballs. Without well-chosen experiences, systems are forced to become C2C2C. Without adequate functionalities, markets are forced to become world-class. We will expand our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. The ROI metrics factor is integrated. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring new power shifts? We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to unleash efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C?