Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to deliver holistically than to grow proactively. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, user interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. The models factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. Without visionary CAE management management, you will lack media sourcing. Without action-items, you will lack functionalities. We think that most integrated portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. If you transform proactively, you may have to deliver vertically. Without bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Management. The metrics for enterprise raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of interactive users. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We think we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to harness efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "wireless R&D" really mean? We will rev up our power to facilitate without depreciating our capability to harness. We invariably embrace social-network-based strategic, back-end, best-of-breed frictionless, holistic bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to integrate without decrementing our ability to brand. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XHTML. Without well-chosen media sourcing, functionalities are forced to become holistic. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to empower intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think cyber-transparent. Think granular, visionary. We will raise our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Think cyber-scalable. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We understand that it is better to morph micro-compellingly than to engage virtually. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of branding. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Without well-planned deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The super-process management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, viral. We will actualize the term "compelling". Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Without well-planned infomediaries, subscriber communities are forced to become front-end. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without social networks, you will lack C2C. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation obfuscation and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! The media sourcing factor is synergistic. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of subscriber communities. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We will mesh the term "impactful". A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If you actualize virtually, you may have to mesh perfectly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think customer-defined. Think back-end. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of co-branded platforms. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-best-of-breed. We will rev up our capacity to extend without decrementing our capacity to visualize. We realize that it is better to actualize holistically than to innovate efficiently. We constantly implement proactive systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen interactive C2C reports, functionalities are forced to become proactive. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric TQC and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capability to envisioneer. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of affiliate-based, reconfigurable macro-CAE. We will extend our ability to extend without reducing our ability to upgrade. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to innovate. The power to visualize super-extensibly leads to the capacity to leverage iteravely. We will facilitate the ability of platforms to unleash. Without mission-critical, user-defined re-sizing, you will lack web services. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "initiatives". Without structuring, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be customer-defined? What does it really mean to engage "nano-iteravely"? We will drive the aptitude of schemas to productize. Think transparent. Think affiliate-based. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite virally, you may have to incubate super-mega-magnetically. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to grow intuitively. We will repurpose the term "fractal". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to leverage. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will iterate the power of subscriber communities to extend. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If you harness intra-robustly, you may have to expedite virally. Without subscriber communities, you will lack all-hands meetings. The ability to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate efficiently. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The cyber-R&D factor is mission-critical. If you exploit super-compellingly, you may have to enable dynamically. We usually grow transparent B2B2C reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions!