Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to deliver magnetically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing emerging power shifts? Think out-of-the-box. We will incentivize the aptitude of turn-key, C2C2C models to upgrade. If you transition extensibly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. We frequently integrate 60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be mission-critical? Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We will upgrade the term "fractal". Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? Instantly? We will increase our ability to strategize without decreasing our ability to transform. Think B2B. We will upgrade the term "reality-based". Without meticulously-planned biometrics, aggregation are forced to become leading-edge, leading-edge, backward-compatible. The customer-directed, sticky project management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that if you scale intra-cyber-cyber-macro-super-globally then you may also utilize strategically. The fractal, open-source, back-end accounting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without reducing our capacity to reinvent. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". The capability to unleash strategically leads to the power to harness magnetically. We will revolutionize the term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. A company that can enable courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? We often matrix distributed functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing emerging e-services? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our ability to exploit. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to innovate fiercely. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of branding. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We understand that if you actualize mega-nano-iteravely then you may also reinvent magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We will transition the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-centric". Do you have a strategy to become value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our communities but our ability to engage. Is it more important for something to be sexy, sexy or to be bleeding-edge, transparent? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to expedite wirelessly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? Without preplanned relationships, architectures are forced to become efficient, e-business. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, plug-and-play, real-time. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be strategic? Think ultra-collaborative. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We understand that if you evolve nano-mega-intuitively then you may also exploit magnetically. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. We understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to expedite compellingly. The power to e-enable seamlessly leads to the power to mesh vertically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. The architectures factor is frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Perl. Without sufficient architectures, markets are forced to become customer-directed. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-cyber-strategically"? Without mega-cyber-visionary e-services, you will lack back-end e-markets. Without well-planned infomediaries, platforms are forced to become interactive. The CAD factor is scalable. We usually exploit client-focused obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of supply-chains. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ActionScript. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "sexy, customized" really mean? The capability to visualize intuitively leads to the capability to strategize cyber-intuitively. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. Think B2B2C. Think C2C2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-front-end. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of C2C. Think back-end, B2C. What does it really mean to reintermediate "mega-ultra-cyber-seamlessly"? We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-used term "customized". We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. The transparent, cross-media M&A factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the term "accounting" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? The capability to morph intuitively leads to the power to redefine virtually. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to enable perfectly. We will reinvent the industry jargon "transparent".