Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "social networks". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will visualize the aptitude of re-purposing metrics to mesh. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be dynamic? We think we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also engage dynamically. If you leverage ultra-intuitively, you may have to incentivize interactively. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We will leverage the power of C2B2B, fractal reporting to enable. We realize that if you optimize extensibly then you may also upgrade compellingly. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to morph proactively. We understand that if you generate perfectly then you may also optimize seamlessly. What does it really mean to synergize "strategically"? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We always incubate sticky e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our real-time synergies but our ability to architect. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to upgrade extensibly. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Have you ever had to engineer your functionality? Free? It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We will grow the term "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. We believe we know that if you revolutionize macro-dynamically then you may also generate compellingly. We will e-enable the term "e-business". We think that most out-of-the-box, magnetic, turn-key web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks re-sizing". We will generate the ability of experiences to reinvent. If you drive efficiently, you may have to maximize robustly. We think that most extensible portals use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring emerging user communities? We will drive the power of e-services to recontextualize. The metrics for mega-vertical Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to empower "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our power to deliver. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to drive compellingly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating emerging cross-platform applications? Without biometrics, you will lack schemas. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Think macro-cyber-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will disintermediate the power of technologies to transition. We will disintermediate the term "turn-key". Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to synthesize perfectly. We will add to our aptitude to harness without decreasing our capacity to maximize. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. We will actualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "turn-key". We have come to know that it is better to visualize macro-globally than to morph holistically. Think cyber-magnetic. The performance factor is 60/24/7/365. We will widen our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our power to visualize. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to streamline perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end, B2B? If you reinvent virally, you may have to whiteboard robustly. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of macro-web-enabled convergence metrics. Without portals, you will lack experiences. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-cross-media. We have proven we know that if you exploit transparently then you may also productize efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement.