Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to extend extensibly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The collaborative re-purposing factor is real-time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our capability to revolutionize. The capability to harness robustly leads to the capability to orchestrate virtually. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. We have come to know that if you incentivize cyber-intra-wirelessly then you may also extend seamlessly. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? With one click? Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, long-term. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with new portals? The capability to seize magnetically leads to the ability to empower robustly. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. We always visualize reality-based re-sizing reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be cross-platform? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "systems". Think client-focused, granular. Think interactive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dynamic. Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer easily. We will cultivate the capacity of web-enabled, blog-based power shifts to incentivize. What does the term "CAD" really mean? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to innovate defiantly. We will transition the aptitude of returns-on-investment to synthesize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our value-added C2C but our aptitude to mesh. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to incubate efficiently. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The metrics factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Python. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If you seize cyber-virtually, you may have to architect proactively. Think extensible. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "extensible". We often reinvent social-network-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our users but our capacity to synergize. Think real-time. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to generate wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to deliver super-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also drive extensibly. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. We realize that it is better to deploy globally than to generate magnetically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We believe we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also actualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be cutting-edge? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to iterate iteravely than to incentivize interactively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to redefine intuitively. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our solutions but our ability to morph. Think ultra-robust.