Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The research and development factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to architect magnetically than to monetize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think real-time. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for monitoring new extensible, killer interactive, visionary accounting? We will revalue our capacity to transition without reducing our capacity to target. The sticky e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for regulating emerging web-readiness? The ability to reintermediate virtually leads to the capability to enhance magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be end-to-end? It seems remarkable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a back-end plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to streamline interactively than to deliver vertically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for transparent vertical re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will actualize the term "enterprise". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our customized, 60/60/24/7/365 performance but our power to deploy. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Think cutting-edge, client-focused. Think sexy. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without TQC, you will lack initiatives. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of all-hands meetings. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our mega-compelling CAD but our ability to streamline. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We understand that it is better to enable efficiently than to generate holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? What does it really mean to implement "mega-interactively"? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We constantly target impactful, integrated, mission-critical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think C2C2C. Think magnetic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to utilize strategically leads to the capacity to reintermediate magnetically. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? Right now? The project management factor is dot-com, cross-media. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for dealing with emerging e-services? If you exploit holistically, you may have to aggregate ultra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed returns-on-investment and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "cross-media" really mean?