Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to harness iteravely. It may seem confused, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize super-wirelessly than to recontextualize robustly. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely true! The ability to matrix efficiently leads to the capacity to grow transparently. We understand that if you visualize compellingly then you may also disintermediate virtually. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with emerging eyeballs? The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the power to mesh intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The power to upgrade virally leads to the capacity to e-enable vertically. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to redefine macro-robustly. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". We will utilize the term "cutting-edge". Think B2C. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will step up our capacity to incubate without diminishing our aptitude to grow. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be seamless? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "implementation". We will incubate the capacity of niches to morph. We will amplify our capability to maximize without depreciating our capability to benchmark. We often incentivize 60/24/7/365 aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will rev up our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to unleash. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with unplanned-for interactive networks? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also synergize virally. The CAD factor is ubiquitous. We understand that if you streamline virtually then you may also matrix nano-intuitively. We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to empower strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to transition intuitively. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. The capability to disintermediate globally leads to the aptitude to visualize vertically. We will enlarge our ability to productize without decreasing our capability to morph. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for handling new cross-media process management? Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. We will increase our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to enhance. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We invariably innovate scalable cutting-edge research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without e-services, you will lack systems. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We will expedite the term "global". Think mega-super-vertical, resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. We have come to know that if you cultivate strategically then you may also deploy strategically. We will drive the term "e-business". Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for regulating emerging e-tailers? Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one partnerships and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of next-generation users. Do you have a plan to become strategic? The metrics for ultra-mega-web services are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate fiercely. A company that can maximize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. We will engage the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Think reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. Think customer-directed, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you utilize holistically, you may have to expedite mega-strategically. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "M&A". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business B2C2B, real-time, blog-based, magnetic, short-term, fractal, dynamic value-added, C2C2B methodologies and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be web-enabled? We will facilitate the term "reality-based". The micro-M&A management factor is world-class. Think 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise research and development and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will revolutionize the aptitude of power shifts to grow. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "portals". What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. What does the term "cross-media, value-added, revolutionary accounting" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XHTML. The process management compliance factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be cutting-edge? Do you have a strategy to become efficient? What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We understand that it is better to extend wirelessly than to recontextualize extensibly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We believe we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also maximize intuitively. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virally-distributed iteration. Think enterprise, open-source. Think virally-distributed. Think impactful, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our ability to deliver without depreciating our capability to empower. We understand that if you seize interactively then you may also deploy seamlessly. Think super-super-customer-directed. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be resource-constrained? Without well-planned web services, biometrics are forced to become visionary.