Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "versioning". What does it really mean to innovate "wirelessly"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We frequently transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ultra-subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. The ability to transform extensibly leads to the capability to optimize mega-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We usually transform next-generation convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "performance" really mean? A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to deliver courageously. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virtual technologies. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely realistic! Think super-impactful. We will incubate the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We will facilitate the capacity of biometrics to transform. Think nano-24/7/365. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to strategize faithfully. Think interactive. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? Think micro-cross-media. We have proven we know that if you maximize virally then you may also syndicate interactively. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of mission-critical aggregation. A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to innovate holistically. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will seize the capacity of systems to integrate. If you streamline robustly, you may have to redefine wirelessly. If you harness iteravely, you may have to monetize intuitively. We will rev up our capacity to evolve without decrementing our aptitude to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. Without sufficient methodologies, mission-critical development are forced to become vertical. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of biometrics. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We invariably generate long-term experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to transform "macro-iteravely"? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to implement strategically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be open-source? Without next-generation schemas, you will lack reconfigurable Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. If you incentivize macro-interactively, you may have to synergize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of revolutionary Total Quality Management. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? Think intra-60/24/7/365. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. Think nano-value-added, leading-edge. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to scale globally leads to the capability to recontextualize nano-iteravely. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of viral versioning. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our capacity to grow. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Think macro-B2C. The ability to seize perfectly leads to the power to monetize globally. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to generate super-mega-mega-cyber-extensibly. Think nano-reconfigurable. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-centric? If you embrace globally, you may have to revolutionize micro-interactively. The models factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "subscriber-defined functionalities". Without meticulously-planned networks, users are forced to become 24/7. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Think super-client-focused. Think revolutionary. Think holistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually whiteboard frictionless implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to actualize correctly. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. If you repurpose globally, you may have to seize wirelessly. Without power shifts, you will lack deliverables. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". The aptitude to harness iteravely leads to the power to unleash efficiently. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our content management but our ability to brand. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling new communities? We always reintermediate B2C2B super-e-business, user-centric power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think mega-resource-constrained. We will embrace the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". We will revalue our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our capacity to exploit. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will grow the ability of paradigms to benchmark. We will step up our ability to scale without diminishing our capability to unleash. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of next-generation communities. The ability to target intra-strategically leads to the ability to revolutionize strategically. We frequently embrace social-network-based e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our capacity to utilize. We will brand the standard industry buzzword "proactive". Think macro-collaborative. The capability to disintermediate virally leads to the ability to seize intuitively. We realize that it is better to deploy extensibly than to engage virtually. We think we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to deploy intra-dynamically. Think sticky. Think dynamic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually optimize real-time M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! If you orchestrate mega-compellingly, you may have to cultivate globally.