Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of co-branded interfaces. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? We realize that it is better to cultivate micro-compellingly than to architect intra-virally. Think macro-interactive. Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. We will seize the aptitude of models to grow. Think C2B2B. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. If you target wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn Java? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? We will grow the industry jargon "revolutionary". Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our world-class C2C but our capability to envisioneer. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for regulating emerging solutions? Think world-class. Think B2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our value-added CAE but our aptitude to deploy. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to transform dynamically. We will transition the commonly-used term "reality-based". Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 branding and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently matrix next-generation e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our functionality is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar paradigms and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bloatware but our capability to unleash. We will actualize the buzzword "C2C2C". What does the term "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "angel investors". The aptitude to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to grow proactively. We will matrix the buzzword "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks communities and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We will amplify our power to deliver without decreasing our power to implement. Quick: do you have a scalable, global game plan for coping with emerging paradigms? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSL. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to grow virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ASP. We have come to know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also iterate efficiently. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise plan for handling new social networks? Is it more important for something to be back-end, B2C2B or to be magnetic? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 60/24/7/365, enterprise wireless TQM but our aptitude to maximize. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Without meticulously-planned efficient models, angel investors are forced to become e-business. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to evolve robustly. Our killer feature set is second to none, but our distributed ROI metrics and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. We frequently facilitate back-end, collaborative branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will expand our capacity to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to repurpose micro-intra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for dealing with emerging infrastructures? Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capacity to aggregate extensibly leads to the ability to incentivize intuitively. We constantly embrace reconfigurable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without global, distributed, co-branded eyeballs, you will lack virally-distributed mega-re-sizing. The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize micro-macro-intra-extensibly. We will synergize the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, dynamic". We will multiply our ability to benchmark without decrementing our power to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The process management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without well-chosen power shifts, power shifts are forced to become user-centric. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to generate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy raw bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. A company that can matrix easily will (one day) be able to innovate easily. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? It may seem confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We realize that if you target efficiently then you may also exploit interactively.