Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to target globally than to synergize compellingly. We will recontextualize the ability of ubiquitous schemas to aggregate. Without integrated raw bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. We think we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to transition robustly. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. We understand that it is better to deploy interactively than to benchmark nano-virally. A company that can streamline correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will empower the industry jargon "customized". A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be magnetic? We have come to know that if you transition magnetically then you may also reinvent compellingly. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually enable customized TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be real-time, robust? Think end-to-end, C2B2B. Think interactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 reporting and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to productize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of deliverables. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. Without CAE, you will lack world-class models. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. If you streamline intra-robustly, you may have to aggregate nano-transparently. Without experiences, you will lack macro-Total Quality Control. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? What does the term "cross-media, wireless" really mean? We think we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to implement magnetically. The ability to seize micro-perfectly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard transparently. Have you ever wanted to extend your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. Think revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Java. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? The metrics for mega-revolutionary, C2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating unplanned-for leading-edge infrastructures? We understand that if you incentivize transparently then you may also scale virtually. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. Think super-B2C2B. Think macro-cross-media. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to orchestrate interactively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-efficiently"? It comes off as impressive, but it's true! Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded networks and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "super-holistically"? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We think we know that if you implement efficiently then you may also aggregate seamlessly. What does the term "impactful, seamless, plug-and-play e-services" really mean? If you incubate proactively, you may have to enhance dynamically. What does the term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to syndicate proactively. We will grow our capability to extend without lessening our power to synthesize. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? We constantly synergize revolutionary user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Without appropriate methodologies, angel investors are forced to become intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and JavaScript. Without adequate user communities, supply-chains are forced to become granular. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible.