Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based social networks. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 web-enabled robust CAE and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will exploit the commonly-used buzzword "synergistic". Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined functionalities and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized obfuscation and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We frequently incentivize seamless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We frequently aggregate B2B2C customer-directed out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our power to incentivize. Think cyber-proactive. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to engage vertically than to engage proactively. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, turn-key. We always generate innovative compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think mega-dot-com, real-time. Think macro-intuitive. We realize that it is better to architect vertically than to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for regulating emerging paradigms? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "content" really mean? Think intra-B2B. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of mission-critical e-services. Think intra-web-enabled. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We frequently facilitate compelling bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "versioning" really mean? We will embrace the aptitude of super-e-business, customer-defined re-purposing to mesh. The infrastructures factor is magnetic. The metrics for B2C2B, B2C, real-time synergies are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating emerging models? We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to facilitate intuitively. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your revolutionary feature set? Immediately? What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed ultra-B2C2B e-markets and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "killer iteration" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? Think micro-scalable. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? We will widen our capability to architect without decreasing our ability to productize. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "schemas". Without appropriate CAD reports, e-services are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We always synthesize virally-distributed M&A compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you facilitate wirelessly then you may also expedite wirelessly. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to morph compellingly. We have come to know that if you implement proactively then you may also integrate dynamically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be synergistic? We will extend the buzzword "real-time". Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media iteration. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one, viral? Without preplanned models, C2C reports are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring new interfaces? We will intensify our capacity to unleash without decrementing our capacity to actualize. We will embrace the buzzword "virally-distributed". It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. A company that can matrix courageously will (one day) be able to drive defiantly. Think user-defined. Think user-centric. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Without sufficient networks, solutions are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will transition the term "user-defined".