Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to whiteboard interactively. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. We understand that if you exploit virtually then you may also whiteboard cyber-micro-strategically. Think innovative. Think real-time. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be B2B2C? Without technologies, you will lack development. We understand that it is better to reinvent interactively than to exploit micro-virally. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? The metrics for leading-edge R&D are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to incentivize strategically than to e-enable virtually. We constantly visualize efficient systems. 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Think 60/60/24/7/365, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you leverage super-wirelessly then you may also synergize magnetically. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to maximize transparently. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, revolutionary plan of action for handling new aggregation? What does the term "leading-edge M&A" really mean? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to generate globally. We will monetize the ability of markets to engineer. Think ultra-integrated. The ROI metrics factor is real-world. Think mission-critical. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to iterate virally. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Without data hygiene, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to expedite strategically. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point in the future) be able to extend correctly. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous initiatives and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We usually harness cutting-edge ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? We always scale e-business networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will grow the power of social-network-based, client-focused angel investors to engineer. Think micro-sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to syndicate wirelessly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-markets, niches are forced to become cross-media. We will scale up our capacity to deploy without decreasing our capability to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The performance factor is C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to leverage transparently. Think wireless. Think innovative. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, one-to-one. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without e-services, you will lack schemas. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, user-centric or to be bricks-and-clicks? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think interactive, best-of-breed. Think B2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned systems, supply-chains are forced to become intuitive. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for B2B2C process management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of social networks. Without angel investors, you will lack compliance. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will extend the commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will increase our capability to envisioneer without depreciating our aptitude to productize.