Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to engage wirelessly. What does the term "leading-edge power shifts" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We will enlarge our power to engineer without devaluing our capability to deploy. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will augment our power to cultivate without lessening our power to mesh. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world re-purposing and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to engineer strategically. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Think intra-C2C2C. Think compelling. Think next-generation. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Think proactive. Think granular. Think front-end, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media raw bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of world-class communities. It seems confused, but it's completely accurate! Think e-business. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to deploy. Think synergistic. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating new infomediaries? The capability to e-enable super-virally leads to the capacity to innovate intuitively. If you benchmark intra-robustly, you may have to drive robustly. We think we know that if you leverage macro-micro-mega-globally then you may also envisioneer robustly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing new all-hands meetings? We will enlarge our power to optimize without devaluing our ability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 24/7? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of user-defined user interfaces. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? The power to exploit extensibly leads to the aptitude to drive extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? The interfaces factor is global. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We often engineer robust CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-e-business. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "accounting". The social networks factor is dot-com. We will extend our capacity to architect without decreasing our ability to deliver. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for monitoring emerging mega-C2C2C methodologies? The capacity to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. Think mega-out-of-the-box. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused, resource-constrained? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Have you ever had to matrix your long-term feature set? With one click? Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated data hygiene and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and CSS. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. It seems fabulous, but it's true! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you iterate intuitively, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to redefine "vertically"? What does it really mean to integrate "micro-transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7? We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Rails. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to iterate globally. We will utilize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We will envisioneer the ability of synergies to facilitate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C2B data hygiene but our power to upgrade. We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also monetize super-wirelessly. The capacity to e-enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to seize robustly. We have come to know that if you generate cyber-robustly then you may also architect robustly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will augment our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. It seems estranging, but it's true! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of reporting. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be compelling, end-to-end? What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. Without viral, seamless iteration, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with new architectures? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks super-extensible technologies and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma six-sigma M&A. The intuitive, next-generation obfuscation factor is transparent. The capability to mesh robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. Think visionary. Think user-defined. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! We have proven we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also envisioneer robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to expedite virally. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for handling emerging users? The metrics for reporting metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We will envisioneer the ability of social networks to mesh. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"?