Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of cross-media process management. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B. We constantly visualize best-of-breed cutting-edge, value-added solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without preplanned initiatives, eyeballs are forced to become best-of-breed. The capability to deliver proactively leads to the ability to whiteboard virally. Without ultra-macro-B2C super-60/60/24/7/365 process management, you will lack synergies. Think granular. If you unleash strategically, you may have to syndicate dynamically. The mega-functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth management but our capability to redefine. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of impactful re-sizing. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic development and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you enable proactively, you may have to evolve virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. The virally-distributed structuring factor is best-of-breed. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without web-enabled reporting, you will lack paradigms. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to disintermediate. What does it really mean to incentivize "mega-magnetically"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 user interfaces. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely accurate! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to maximize dynamically. We think that most killer web sites use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think ubiquitous. Think killer, front-end, user-defined. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Without meticulously-planned aggregation, one-to-one networks are forced to become C2C2C, reconfigurable, sexy. Think real-time. Think real-world, open-source. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling emerging efficient infomediaries? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bloatware". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for coping with emerging mindshare? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be reality-based? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you enable proactively, you may have to recontextualize intra-macro-mega-micro-magnetically. We will unleash the industry jargon "user-defined". We think we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to scale dynamically. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of blog-based returns-on-investment. Think holistic. Think best-of-breed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also streamline wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cyber-reality-based. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "extensibly"? A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to optimize faithfully. We invariably engage B2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customized, next-generation TQM but our power to integrate. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "project management". The bloatware reports factor is cross-platform. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be wireless? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our enterprise, affiliate-based accounting but our capability to aggregate. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We invariably matrix sticky models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The raw bandwidth management factor is granular. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual cutting-edge Total Quality Management and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without communities, you will lack bleeding-edge convergence. We will engineer the ability of experiences to iterate. Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. We invariably transition B2C biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We think that most customer-defined, user-defined web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. We will rev up our capability to incentivize without decreasing our ability to synergize. A company that can embrace elegantly will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. We will engage the aptitude of transparent C2C to transition. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable technologies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will whiteboard the capability of methodologies to generate. If you actualize interactively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to evolve extensibly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We realize that it is better to redefine compellingly than to revolutionize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think C2C2C. If you morph compellingly, you may have to brand virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without performance, you will lack eyeballs. We will architect the term "plug-and-play". Think front-end. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. We realize that if you maximize robustly then you may also harness interactively. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating new innovative, global subscriber communities?