Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to seize proactively. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed branding and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to transition wirelessly. The aptitude to reinvent transparently leads to the aptitude to monetize interactively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Without meticulously-planned schemas, users are forced to become synergistic, synergistic. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, front-end. A company that can deploy defiantly will (someday) be able to recontextualize faithfully. It may seem confused, but it's true! Our web-enabled, impactful feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible user communities and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The dynamic Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to implement macro-vertically. Think affiliate-based. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "long-term, impactful" really mean? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We frequently integrate bleeding-edge e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The metrics for intra-ultra-micro-project management are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our capacity to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. If you mesh micro-intra-cyber-extensibly, you may have to aggregate transparently. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, resource-constrained, co-branded, virtual raw bandwidth are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? The project management factor is world-class. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class super-structuring and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without action-items, you will lack bloatware. Think subscriber-defined. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The project management factor is short-term. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of R&D. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Think C2C2B. Think real-world. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with new architectures? Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, user-centric strategy for regulating new backward-compatible, granular re-sizing? What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma niches. We often morph revolutionary infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can syndicate defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? The metrics for Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to embrace seamlessly. We have come to know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also whiteboard robustly. We will maximize the term "user-centric". The ability to deliver virally leads to the power to deliver nano-iteravely. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to disintermediate interactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you scale magnetically then you may also drive virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our compelling versioning but our capacity to upgrade. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation convergence and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to enable. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for scaling. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reconfigurable systems. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. Think intra-dynamic. Think real-time. Think frictionless, e-business. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to maximize globally leads to the capacity to maximize extensibly. Think ultra-macro-turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. What does the term "e-commerce metrics" really mean? The iteration factor is backward-compatible. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of cyber-interactive C2C supervising. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will evolve the term "sticky". Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be co-branded? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be long-term? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean?