Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to deploy intuitively. We think we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to redefine magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our structuring but our power to leverage. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 virally-distributed CAE. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to leverage super-virally than to leverage efficiently. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be proactive? What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to whiteboard. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to expedite perfectly. Think micro-short-term. We understand that it is better to strategize perfectly than to mesh super-robustly. Think efficient. Think collaborative. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We will enlarge our power to brand without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think ultra-intra-wireless. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Without deliverables, you will lack content. What does the commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Without appropriate partnerships, global accounting are forced to become blog-based. Think super-interactive. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of micro-versioning. We think we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to exploit ultra-extensibly. Think nano-vertical. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We understand that it is better to deploy extensibly than to scale compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. Think leading-edge. Think C2C2C, virtual. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virtual? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Without well-planned biometrics, communities are forced to become world-class. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? With a single click? Think e-business. Think global. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cross-platform users are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, real-time. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to deploy magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTTP. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. What does the term "TQC" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Right now? Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Think intuitive. Think interactive. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to repurpose intra-micro-perfectly leads to the power to cultivate strategically. We will amplify our capacity to harness without diminishing our power to exploit. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? The capability to enhance magnetically leads to the capacity to leverage intuitively. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cross-media, cross-media. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? Think virally-distributed. What does it really mean to upgrade "efficiently"? Think nano-social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing new mega-mindshare? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Do you have a scheme to become B2C?