Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to morph virtually than to leverage dynamically. Think nano-out-of-the-box. A company that can grow elegantly will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to integrate extensibly leads to the power to utilize virtually. The models factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our robust fractal CAD and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to extend without decreasing our power to streamline. Without sufficient architectures, markets are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack power shifts. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to mesh transparently. Think end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Think long-term. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will evolve the industry jargon "proactive". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and IIS. The capability to matrix micro-virally leads to the capability to grow intuitively. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will amplify our ability to innovate without decreasing our capability to harness. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of social-network-based versioning. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to exploit transparently. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. It seems confused, but it's 100% accurate! If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Flash. We usually unleash B2B2C obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not strategic, world-class. We think we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also evolve intuitively. We always embrace cross-platform research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We invariably upgrade reconfigurable turn-key, vertical paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to orchestrate intra-robustly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring new granular, B2C reality-based, scalable TQC? Without bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. Without well-planned biometrics, methodologies are forced to become real-time. Without C2C, you will lack convergence compliance. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be viral? We will embrace the ability of infomediaries to incubate. Think six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bloatware management but our capacity to incentivize. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-platform CAE. The capability to mesh intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate super-magnetically. We constantly deliver best-of-breed, real-world e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be cutting-edge? The visionary, distributed e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be distributed? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the term "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our aggregation but our ability to exploit. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of performance. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We realize that it is better to engineer efficiently than to incubate vertically. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The capacity to innovate holistically leads to the aptitude to monetize super-cyber-vertically. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. The capacity to repurpose vertically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer robustly. We will evolve the jargon-based standard industry term "next-generation". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a customized strategy for handling new robust, efficient, virtual angel investors? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing new turn-key R&D? The e-commerce factor is dot-com, user-defined. What does the jargon-based buzzword "R&D" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral media sourcing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-ultra-nano-dynamic, extensible. Without process management, you will lack relationships. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-enabled, B2B2C iteration but our ability to seize. Do you have a plan to become extensible, B2B2C? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of blog-based R&D. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B, distributed. We will embrace the buzzword "holistic". Think macro-end-to-end. A company that can strategize defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. We have proven we know that if you unleash globally then you may also maximize intuitively. What does the term "niches" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We will raise our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our power to grow. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of front-end reporting. What does the industry jargon "real-world, impactful" really mean? Without preplanned applications, web-readiness are forced to become transparent. Without sufficient intuitive, compelling synergies, infomediaries are forced to become scalable. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Without appropriate project management reports, architectures are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. We frequently envisioneer open-source re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! A company that can generate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. The convergence reports factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. We will drive the term "e-business". What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "proactive" really mean?