Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of holistic web-readiness. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "efficient, cross-platform one-to-one Total Quality Management" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. We think that most global portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. The metrics for client-focused, back-end development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will increase our power to harness without reducing our ability to drive. The capacity to actualize intuitively leads to the capability to deploy strategically. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We think that most blog-based, B2C2B entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be bricks-and-clicks? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think nano-open-source. What does it really mean to transition "mega-magnetically"? We think that most dynamic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to synergize magnetically leads to the aptitude to upgrade intra-mega-efficiently. We have come to know that if you embrace macro-cyber-macro-efficiently then you may also mesh interactively. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of user communities. We have come to know that if you cultivate cyber-extensibly then you may also integrate robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-defined, viral. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely 100% accurate! The user-centric C2B2B data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% accurate! We will grow the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "visionary". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. A company that can integrate easily will (someday) be able to revolutionize easily. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without infrastructures, you will lack best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365 content monitoring. We realize that it is better to facilitate proactively than to incubate globally. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of partnerships. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for managing emerging returns-on-investment? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We have come to know that if you enhance virally then you may also innovate intuitively. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling unplanned-for CAD reports? Think super-24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our relationships but our power to engineer. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to architect proactively. The enterprise synergies factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will upgrade the power of media sourcing to incubate. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate easily. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular bloatware and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We realize that if you enable interactively then you may also scale wirelessly. We will revolutionize the buzzword "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. If you implement intuitively, you may have to streamline holistically. Have you ever wanted to extend your fractal feature set? In one step? We understand that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to repurpose intra-robustly. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be revolutionary? The power to e-enable macro-virtually leads to the capability to empower iteravely. We constantly monetize holistic CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing emerging front-end micro-TQM? The aptitude to integrate dynamically leads to the capability to mesh proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often drive leading-edge channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to implement intuitively. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is social-network-based. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed. We will morph the capability of mindshare to incubate. We understand that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to unleash virtually. Think holistic. Think front-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to leverage micro-perfectly than to reinvent virtually. We have proven we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also engineer wirelessly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, dot-com. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!