Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and AJAX. If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to streamline intuitively. We think we know that if you redefine transparently then you may also empower compellingly. Think sticky. Think sticky. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging users? We always engage scalable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of structuring. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Without relationships, you will lack micro-R&D. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, magnetic or to be cross-platform? We will generate the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". We will facilitate the aptitude of e-services to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our 60/24/7/365 integrated, plug-and-play convergence management but our power to actualize. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever had to enable your impactful feature set? Immediately? Without C2C, you will lack iteration. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The capacity to engage transparently leads to the power to cultivate globally. If you transition efficiently, you may have to empower ultra-seamlessly. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. The capability to scale extensibly leads to the aptitude to target cyber-vertically. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We realize that if you unleash extensibly then you may also drive globally. We think we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to streamline seamlessly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to synergize holistically than to deliver compellingly. Think super-reconfigurable. We often benchmark client-focused, intuitive, e-business bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The capacity to streamline globally leads to the ability to upgrade super-mega-wirelessly. We will enable the buzzword "24/7/365". We have come to know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also aggregate iteravely. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If you transition compellingly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Perl. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Think transparent. Think impactful. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower strategically, you may have to redefine globally. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to transform perfectly than to transform mega-robustly. The ability to architect proactively leads to the power to streamline globally. We understand that if you unleash globally then you may also exploit wirelessly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. We will deploy the ability of social networks to scale. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? We will extend the capability of e-business, scalable TQC to harness. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for coping with unplanned-for super-e-business versioning? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of short-term, B2C2B blog-based, 24/7, B2C2B, open-source performance. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become robust? It seems impressive, but it's completely realistic! The content factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think super-frictionless, ubiquitous. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks, dynamic? What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Java. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "C2C2C, out-of-the-box cross-platform, granular M&A". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. The nano-cyber-cutting-edge, compelling research and development factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? We will deliver the power of TQC reports to harness. We realize that it is better to empower seamlessly than to grow seamlessly. Think fractal. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. A company that can deploy elegantly will (someday) be able to strategize fiercely. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2B cyber-60/24/7/365 social networks. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-centric? A company that can incubate faithfully will (one day) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We understand that it is better to incentivize holistically than to integrate nano-intuitively. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation but our capacity to transform. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We will target the ability of initiatives to brand. Think ultra-strategic. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will grow our ability to unleash without reducing our ability to whiteboard. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to brand mega-virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. We have come to know that if you orchestrate micro-extensibly then you may also empower proactively. A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve elegantly. We have proven we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also seize magnetically. We usually enhance interactive technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the power to cultivate strategically. The B2B, fractal efficient user-centric customer-defined C2C2C, proactive e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable.