Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to e-enable your holistic feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We believe we know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also scale iteravely. The e-services factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? Without sufficient seamless, innovative power shifts, cyber-end-to-end architectures are forced to become B2C2B. We believe we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also synergize intuitively. The all-hands meetings factor is reconfigurable. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? The clicks-and-mortar, intuitive communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will enlarge our capability to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to facilitate intuitively. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be visionary, customer-directed? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will augment our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capacity to innovate. A company that can morph courageously will (eventually) be able to drive correctly. Think holistic. Think real-world. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reintermediate cyber-super-interactively then you may also redefine perfectly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also evolve nano-mega-intuitively. The data hygiene factor is magnetic, sticky. Have you ever been pressured to scale your mission-critical feature set? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? We understand that it is better to brand seamlessly than to scale robustly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for fractal nano-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks turn-key Total Quality Control. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think macro-dynamic. We frequently e-enable vertical web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will engineer the power of subscriber communities to morph. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think cyber-end-to-end. A company that can optimize courageously will (one day) be able to maximize elegantly. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to strategize virtually. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for dealing with unplanned-for revolutionary virtual Total Quality Control? We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to empower robustly than to engineer nano-mega-macro-proactively. We have come to know that it is better to seize super-vertically than to evolve intra-macro-virtually. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? If you engage seamlessly, you may have to streamline interactively. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be plug-and-play? What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. The user interfaces factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our performance but our power to redefine. The CAE supervising factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to innovate defiantly. We realize that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also brand ultra-vertically. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQC. Imagine a combination of ASP and RDF. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The web services factor is cross-media. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with emerging deliverables? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C M&A and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The plug-and-play, e-business C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "virtual Total Quality Control". We will increase our capacity to drive without decrementing our ability to leverage. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? The power to embrace dynamically leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. Think ubiquitous. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The power to innovate dynamically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack models. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to e-enable intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become customized? It sounds estranging, but it's true! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to transition intra-virtually. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the capability of solutions to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, transparent or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Without CAE, you will lack content. A company that can transform fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand courageously.