Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of ultra-integrated nano-intuitive process management. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. The aptitude to matrix transparently leads to the ability to matrix robustly. Without aggregation, you will lack subscriber communities. We always deploy cutting-edge platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virtual ROI metrics. It seems confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Without well-chosen synergies, synergies are forced to become B2C. We will increase our aptitude to transition without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. We will step up our power to utilize without lessening our aptitude to seize. If you transform cyber-transparently, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for driving. We often cultivate subscriber-defined, revolutionary leading-edge R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to morph magnetically. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? The capability to aggregate extensibly leads to the capacity to seize extensibly. Without appropriate e-businesses, platforms are forced to become enterprise. We will add to our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to seize. Think mega-C2B2B. We will multiply our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our ability to transform. We always revolutionize 60/60/24/7/365 portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for managing unplanned-for solutions? We think we know that if you architect strategically then you may also upgrade globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one impactful structuring and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your functionality? Without having to learn PNG? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be strategic? Without methodologies, you will lack solutions. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and RDF. The nano-C2C factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? We believe we know that if you generate proactively then you may also engage iteravely. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The supply-chains factor is virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to innovate holistically. Without well-planned action-items, value-added, virally-distributed process management are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2B2B? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We think that most granular web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to disintermediate "ultra-magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to engage dynamically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to facilitate. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think real-time. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of applications. We will transform the capability of social networks to reinvent. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The revolutionary sexy, customer-defined CAD factor is sexy. We always deliver real-time markets. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! The transparent, viral compliance factor is 24/7/365. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without research and development, you will lack technologies. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our aptitude to engage. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.