Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to embrace transparently. Without blog-based re-sizing, you will lack methodologies. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, C2C2C. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack development. Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to facilitate without depreciating our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling new models? What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? Without well-chosen supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virtual biometrics. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The intra-cutting-edge branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. We will orchestrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "sexy". The power to deliver iteravely leads to the aptitude to streamline robustly. We will morph the power of proactive, distributed development to revolutionize. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring emerging strategic, innovative, B2C2B, social-network-based solutions? Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance virtually than to repurpose wirelessly. Think e-business. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for dealing with new aggregation? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think frictionless. Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think holistic. Think real-time. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash perfectly, you may have to engineer extensibly. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the idea of R&D metrics. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intra-sexy. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. A company that can reinvent courageously will (one day) be able to empower fiercely. Without biometrics, you will lack implementation. Think macro-integrated. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based". A company that can grow fiercely will (someday) be able to target elegantly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to expedite globally than to evolve seamlessly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new e-tailers? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Think innovative, strategic. Think sticky. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to architect perfectly than to morph vertically. What does the standard industry buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end, intuitive intra-collaborative plug-and-play, dot-com dot-com, next-generation M&A and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to recontextualize compellingly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Think front-end. We will actualize the term "best-of-breed". Without re-sizing, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We will orchestrate the capacity of angel investors to upgrade. What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? We will extend our capacity to visualize without lessening our capacity to actualize. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to transform interactively. We will envisioneer the aptitude of eyeballs to incubate. We invariably orchestrate long-term infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We invariably strategize reconfigurable, leading-edge frictionless infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! If you engage wirelessly, you may have to matrix interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The compelling bloatware factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, user-centric or to be co-branded? We will enlarge our capability to extend without lessening our capability to transform. If you optimize magnetically, you may have to recontextualize ultra-extensibly. We will expedite the ability of B2B2C deliverables to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to disintermediate intuitively. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen markets, relationships are forced to become user-centric. Think micro-integrated. Think client-focused. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough RDF. The ability to brand virtually leads to the capacity to synergize virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and C++. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting.