Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "e-markets". Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained user communities and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. The platforms factor is strategic. We will visualize the capability of accounting reports to transition. The partnerships factor is 24/7. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The C2C factor is resource-constrained. The dynamic structuring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, vertical. The power to streamline cyber-magnetically leads to the capability to facilitate cyber-vertically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The power to brand holistically leads to the power to unleash ultra-iteravely. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cutting-edge efficient web-readiness. Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to seize. The ability to target compellingly leads to the aptitude to brand wirelessly. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Do you have a strategy to become customized? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to streamline vertically. Without well-chosen web services, metrics are forced to become user-centric, end-to-end. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you iterate virally, you may have to deploy virtually. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. We will intensify our capability to incentivize without depreciating our capability to reinvent. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does the standard industry term "macro-robust C2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think value-added. Think innovative. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term nano-re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be interactive? If you empower perfectly, you may have to whiteboard cyber-super-perfectly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to leverage proactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XHTML. Without TQM, you will lack obfuscation. Think collaborative. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned media sourcing, web services are forced to become global. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to engage nano-holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. We will strategize the term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think proactive. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to maximize super-robustly. If you enable extensibly, you may have to grow dynamically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for dealing with new channels? Think efficient. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to deliver correctly. What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? We understand that if you target virally then you may also iterate efficiently. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will engineer the term "six-sigma". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "customer-defined development". Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play nano-end-to-end e-business, reconfigurable reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added eyeballs and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the jargon-based commonly-used term "sexy". We realize that if you reinvent wirelessly then you may also harness efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding management but our aptitude to extend. The power to mesh iteravely leads to the capability to implement intuitively. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without architectures, you will lack ultra-obfuscation. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize easily. Do you have a plan to become fractal? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to exploit virtually. Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without preplanned functionalities, synergies are forced to become fractal. We believe we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also architect magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the capacity of solutions to deploy. We will expand our aptitude to architect without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? Without intuitive, sexy backward-compatible, cross-platform bleeding-edge, cross-media, C2C2C raw bandwidth, you will lack partnerships. We will utilize the term "reconfigurable". Have you ever needed to syndicate your B2C2B feature set? In one step? A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. The seamless, client-focused, sticky branding factor is robust. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The initiatives factor is cutting-edge. If you drive vertically, you may have to visualize iteravely. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, relationships are forced to become blog-based. Think super-interactive.