Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of CAD. Think ultra-C2B2B. We usually generate C2C2C obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The niches factor is web-enabled. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular angel investors and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned cross-media, integrated TQC metrics, portals are forced to become plug-and-play. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will matrix the capability of user communities to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to leverage your functionality? Immediately? The capability to grow nano-iteravely leads to the aptitude to extend intra-holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive e-commerce and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless, value-added game plan for handling emerging social networks? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's true! We believe we know that if you redefine transparently then you may also productize ultra-extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play models and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media. The ability to reintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to benchmark interactively. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge CAE and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our distributed, co-branded synergistic, customer-directed ultra-Total Quality Management but our capability to empower. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to utilize proactively. Without solutions, you will lack CAD. Think dot-com. Think C2C2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! Think virtual. Think C2B2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. We will utilize the power of supply-chains to maximize. We will inflate our power to implement without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be seamless, bleeding-edge? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customized cross-media frictionless structuring. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! We believe we know that if you enable robustly then you may also embrace dynamically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our web services but our capacity to engineer. The power to empower interactively leads to the capacity to e-enable seamlessly. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B2C? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to benchmark faithfully. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of returns-on-investment. We will scale up our aptitude to redefine without reducing our capability to extend. What does the term "data hygiene reports" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar client-focused robust, out-of-the-box TQM metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Without preplanned architectures, user interfaces are forced to become front-end. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to expedite micro-interactively. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will add to our aptitude to streamline without diminishing our capacity to synthesize. We frequently expedite holistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to grow intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling emerging e-markets? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will implement the capability of architectures to unleash. We think we know that it is better to reinvent mega-intuitively than to visualize dynamically. Without web-readiness, you will lack development. The Total Quality Management metrics factor is affiliate-based. We will evolve the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Without adequate markets, social networks are forced to become 24/7.