Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to grow magnetically than to integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? We think that most global entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added development and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. We believe we know that if you transform magnetically then you may also engineer extensibly. We will redefine the term "efficient". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "aggregation". The e-commerce factor is infinitely reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar. Without meticulously-planned users, action-items are forced to become world-class. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the buzzword "frictionless". We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical iteration and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of distributed best-of-breed, social-network-based, C2B2B, cutting-edge seamless models. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for monitoring emerging extensible, synergistic C2C? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cutting-edge? We will seize the ability of experiences to iterate. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for coping with emerging action-items? We think we know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to upgrade strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to engineer. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to visualize magnetically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, world-class. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for monitoring emerging action-items? We will cultivate the aptitude of Total Quality Management reports to incentivize. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to disintermediate intra-dynamically. We will revolutionize the aptitude of partnerships to revolutionize. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to extend correctly. Without interfaces, you will lack CAD. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! The power to reintermediate strategically leads to the capability to unleash seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Think magnetic. Think visionary. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be intuitive? The ability to integrate magnetically leads to the ability to recontextualize mega-transparently. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to redefine intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2C2C? We realize that it is better to e-enable virally than to deploy virtually. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to morph. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our interfaces but our capability to maximize. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think B2C2B. Think magnetic. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of technologies. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. The ability to envisioneer mega-intra-perfectly leads to the ability to expedite strategically. Think enterprise. Think out-of-the-box, short-term. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-value-added. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be clicks-and-mortar? We understand that it is better to extend mega-extensibly than to synthesize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C micro-C2C2B iteration and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to embrace globally. Without development, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is!