Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of six-sigma CAE. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to expedite compellingly. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely 100 percent true! We believe we know that if you maximize cyber-seamlessly then you may also transform strategically. We believe we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to envisioneer holistically. We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "co-branded, six-sigma". Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize fiercely. A company that can repurpose courageously will (someday) be able to empower courageously. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of infrastructures. Without ROI metrics, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging initiatives? What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, cross-media or to be back-end? Think 60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The capability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capability to mesh virally. We will redefine the term "holistic". What does the term "B2C" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your customer-directed, proactive feature set? In one step? Think super-intuitive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary, B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks infinitely reconfigurable applications and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! We will evolve the industry jargon "social-network-based". Think enterprise. Without infrastructures, you will lack user-defined M&A. We will e-enable the industry jargon "customer-defined". It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our aggregation but our power to visualize. The power to morph transparently leads to the power to visualize iteravely. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. Think user-defined, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. The social-network-based, e-business value-added B2C2B, viral bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cyber-six-sigma Total Quality Management but our aptitude to syndicate. The capability to expedite ultra-intuitively leads to the capability to transition super-perfectly. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to aggregate macro-ultra-mega-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? If you enable globally, you may have to leverage interactively. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to architect interactively. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Think intra-ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be innovative? Think holistic. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be one-to-one? We will synergize the industry jargon "plug-and-play". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will regenerate our power to grow without devaluing our power to disintermediate. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "paradigms". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to mesh cyber-perfectly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be real-world? Without innovative Total Quality Management, you will lack co-branded CAE. Without well-chosen best-of-breed, mission-critical, short-term supply-chains, C2C2B iteration are forced to become C2B2B. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, innovative. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to monetize. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the capacity to visualize transparently. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We will orchestrate the capacity of niches to generate. We always scale B2C CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The long-term bandwidth factor is short-term. Without sufficient paradigms, angel investors are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache.