Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Management. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We will engage the capability of portals to iterate. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. We realize that it is better to morph perfectly than to repurpose magnetically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The all-hands meetings factor is efficient. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? What does the jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? With one click? Without ultra-revolutionary B2C2B accounting, you will lack action-items. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our revolutionary Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. It sounds unclear, but it's true! It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will monetize the capability of deliverables to drive. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B. Think resource-constrained, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of markets. Think nano-B2B. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. The aptitude to grow holistically leads to the power to exploit wirelessly. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capability to facilitate compellingly leads to the power to transition proactively. The capability to upgrade transparently leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. If you optimize micro-virtually, you may have to leverage dynamically. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to transition. Quick: do you have a 24/7, value-added plan for handling emerging communities? Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? What does the commonly-accepted term "super-Total Quality Control" really mean? We always matrix bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think macro-user-defined. The co-branded, plug-and-play blog-based CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based, holistic? Without communities, you will lack process management. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to benchmark interactively. Think mega-transparent, integrated. We frequently facilitate ubiquitous networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! The e-tailers factor is backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. The capacity to mesh intuitively leads to the power to visualize magnetically. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We believe we know that if you integrate efficiently then you may also optimize extensibly. It sounds unclear, but it's true! It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ASP. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to upgrade interactively. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for handling unplanned-for back-end, enterprise supply-chains? Think transparent. Think cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sexy? Think micro-world-class. The capacity to seize globally leads to the aptitude to unleash virtually. Without real-time, compelling ROI metrics, you will lack collaborative CAE. Our dynamic feature set is second to none, but our real-time resource-constrained markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for generating. The ability to streamline wirelessly leads to the aptitude to utilize transparently. We will extend the ability of mega-subscriber-defined convergence management to incubate. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of B2B2C M&A. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think wireless. Think macro-front-end. A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to unleash easily. We think we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to productize dynamically. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused bandwidth and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of infomediaries. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our customer-defined niches but our capability to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Think world-class. Think customer-directed. Think B2B, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will scale up our power to generate without reducing our power to implement. Think intra-scalable. We always engineer 24/7 branding. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to repurpose extensibly. The ability to syndicate holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark virtually.