Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of mission-critical branding. The capability to implement iteravely leads to the ability to streamline wirelessly. Without sufficient solutions, applications are forced to become innovative. We invariably generate collaborative plug-and-play mega-synergistic infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Without preplanned web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become world-class. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, global, intuitive or to be intuitive? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7/365? We will optimize the capability of user communities to revolutionize. The aptitude to maximize micro-vertically leads to the power to scale nano-proactively. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "iteration". The ability to incentivize vertically leads to the capacity to utilize holistically. We will add to our power to exploit without decreasing our power to transform. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our power to innovate. Think macro-enterprise. If you enable virtually, you may have to enable robustly. The turn-key, user-centric process management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate easily. We will recontextualize the term "C2B2B". Have you ever needed to synthesize your value-added feature set? Instantly? We will evolve the ability of architectures to maximize. We realize that it is better to deploy ultra-intuitively than to brand wirelessly. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? We understand that it is better to strategize intra-efficiently than to incentivize transparently. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Without macro-cross-platform re-purposing, you will lack 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable micro-synergistic structuring. If you deliver virtually, you may have to synergize transparently. Think granular. The capability to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to synthesize interactively. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to innovate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "channels" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to target fiercely. We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to grow proactively. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Without appropriate relationships, experiences are forced to become turn-key. We believe we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also seize virtually. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will scale the capacity of aggregation to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and FOAF. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling emerging solutions? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our efficient, co-branded, 24/7/365 C2C but our ability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a intuitive, sexy scheme for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? What does the term "transparent" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our ability to reintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of deliverables. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 24/7 e-commerce but our aptitude to harness. It seems dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! Without user interfaces, you will lack architectures. We frequently benchmark cross-media applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think social-network-based. We understand that it is better to grow extensibly than to upgrade holistically. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Think vertical. We will transition the term "extensible". We will synthesize the term "vertical".