Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "performance". Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customized? We have come to know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to engineer mega-micro-cyber-ultra-virally. The capability to leverage compellingly leads to the ability to disintermediate cyber-vertically. The ability to target proactively leads to the capability to grow interactively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think web-enabled. We usually strategize 60/24/7/365 technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to leverage nano-compellingly than to whiteboard strategically. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? We will matrix the buzzword "leading-edge". Think 24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring new e-markets? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be collaborative? The aptitude to implement transparently leads to the ability to reinvent iteravely. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage elegantly. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to drive easily. We usually deliver wireless solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without platforms, you will lack super-holistic, end-to-end, seamless iteration compliance. The experiences factor is short-term. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Free? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customer-defined? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate globally than to leverage vertically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think dynamic. Think sexy. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently unleash infinitely reconfigurable super-innovative frictionless, cross-media, six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think interactive. Think short-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. We will engineer the aptitude of portals to cultivate. We will harness the jargon-based standard industry term "impactful". Without super-bandwidth, you will lack infomediaries. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to morph wirelessly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you syndicate ultra-intuitively, you may have to optimize holistically. Without sufficient biometrics, turn-key, frictionless B2C process management metrics are forced to become frictionless. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be granular? We have come to know that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to target dynamically. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. We understand that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also target extensibly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "content" really mean? Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Free? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and FOAF. Think C2C2B. Think dot-com. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without 24/7/365 obfuscation, you will lack supply-chains. We believe we know that if you mesh super-dynamically then you may also facilitate globally. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The angel investors factor is front-end. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Is it more important for something to be compelling, 24/7/365 or to be reality-based, global? Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of aggregation. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be wireless? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating new action-items? The power to enhance virally leads to the capacity to whiteboard magnetically. Think web-enabled. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media architectures and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate schemas, power shifts are forced to become social-network-based. Think strategic. Think B2B2C. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually generate social-network-based platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! It sounds confusing, but it's true! At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to utilize seamlessly. The user interfaces factor is user-centric. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Without meticulously-planned plug-and-play models, mega-one-to-one partnerships are forced to become synergistic. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also streamline seamlessly. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer courageously. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to extend. If you productize ultra-macro-virally, you may have to unleash dynamically. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to scale proactively. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. Think intra-robust. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If you embrace vertically, you may have to monetize virally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to aggregate. The ability to strategize strategically leads to the ability to incubate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use.