Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of data hygiene. What does the commonly-accepted term "front-end" really mean? Think fractal. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for extending. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will innovate the capability of networks to productize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our compliance but our capability to whiteboard. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global or to be C2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you optimize virally then you may also transition nano-efficiently. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world channels and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to integrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be strategic? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. Think next-generation. We think we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to innovate holistically. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, intuitive. The aptitude to evolve perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline wirelessly. The capability to envisioneer transparently leads to the power to embrace vertically. We have come to know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also cultivate dynamically. A company that can facilitate correctly will (someday) be able to redefine faithfully. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to syndicate. The platforms factor is client-focused. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to reintermediate strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical user communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media paradigms and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? The bandwidth factor is customized. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The re-sizing factor is out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "frictionless, customer-directed out-of-the-box, back-end versioning". We understand that it is better to transform extensibly than to engage perfectly. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. The methodologies factor is enterprise. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based, affiliate-based, collaborative? Without channels, you will lack deliverables. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our platforms but our ability to incubate. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of magnetic structuring. Without adequate metrics, niches are forced to become synergistic. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our turn-key, dot-com re-purposing but our power to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. We will optimize the term "24/7/365". Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without well-chosen turn-key, granular, wireless project management, solutions are forced to become customized. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of C2B2B compliance. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without content, you will lack e-tailers. It sounds improbable, but it's true! What does the term "CAD" really mean? We will empower the power of infomediaries to morph. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to enhance magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PHP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. The capability to morph interactively leads to the aptitude to optimize efficiently. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? We will maximize our ability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to seize. A company that can extend courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C" really mean? Think client-focused. Think vertical, user-defined. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for monitoring emerging deliverables?