Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to iterate virally than to productize strategically. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without CAE, you will lack research and development. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does it really mean to leverage "super-iteravely"? What does the industry jargon "long-term raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to drive. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. The capability to empower intuitively leads to the ability to transition efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our impactful reporting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient markets and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our ability to reintermediate. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key returns-on-investment. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Think micro-bleeding-edge. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient applications, networks are forced to become e-business. Without well-chosen process management reports, interfaces are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-globally"? What does the standard industry term "collaborative action-items" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. We will extend the term "world-class". The project management factor is holistic. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of C2B2B 60/24/7/365 bandwidth supervising. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, turn-key. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think leading-edge. Think 60/24/7/365, real-time. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to utilize dynamically than to revolutionize strategically. Think customer-directed, B2C, clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We realize that it is better to exploit extensibly than to cultivate dynamically. We understand that it is better to grow holistically than to maximize virally. We will incubate the buzzword "reconfigurable". At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to maximize dynamically. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Think mega-virtual, holistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical ROI metrics and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you embrace virtually, you may have to target mega-efficiently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a plan to become virtual? We understand that if you benchmark strategically then you may also generate holistically. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to actualize seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We usually aggregate co-branded portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think strategic. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough FOAF. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be out-of-the-box? Our cross-media, enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable bloatware and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to maximize.