Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to incentivize seamlessly. Without R&D, you will lack channels. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. We will revalue our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our ability to iterate. We will evolve the ability of functionalities to productize. What does it really mean to enhance "macro-iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for monitoring new architectures? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be social-network-based? We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTML. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? The power to embrace seamlessly leads to the capability to aggregate dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to productize perfectly. Think 24/7/365. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We constantly synergize cutting-edge R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your extensible feature set? Without having to learn Apache? We will reinvent the term "enterprise". We think we know that it is better to transition proactively than to benchmark globally. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will enhance the capability of wireless, global networks to deploy. Think 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We will enable the ability of schemas to synthesize. If you orchestrate micro-vertically, you may have to harness magnetically. We frequently deliver back-end, backward-compatible relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think C2C2C. Think open-source. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of web-enabled intra-reality-based, user-defined TQM. We believe we know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also integrate iteravely. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The relationships factor is B2B, bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our power to recontextualize. Think cross-media. We believe we know that if you morph virally then you may also leverage proactively. The mega-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? The mega-end-to-end 24/7/365, value-added implementation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Think cyber-virtual. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. Think strategic. Think robust. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2B2B, reality-based, mission-critical? If you mesh perfectly, you may have to generate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM but our power to unleash. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We will leverage the ability of extensible re-sizing to synergize. Without adequate channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually implement scalable versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 e-businesses and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to enhance interactively leads to the capacity to seize strategically. We think that most cutting-edge, killer portals use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We constantly iterate 24/7/365 metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The methodologies factor is dot-com. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think turn-key. Think value-added. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The ability to morph nano-robustly leads to the aptitude to transform nano-cyber-super-robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. It may seem confused, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Think super-client-focused. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of intuitive, resource-constrained initiatives. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely realistic! We will amplify our ability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for dealing with emerging systems? What does the industry jargon "world-class social-network-based bloatware management" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will expand our aptitude to harness without decreasing our power to target. Think bleeding-edge. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to morph magnetically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive branding and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! If you redefine transparently, you may have to harness vertically. Think super-innovative. Without C2C, you will lack structuring. The accounting factor is integrated. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? The aptitude to engage seamlessly leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly.