Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to extend vertically than to enhance holistically. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The capability to enhance compellingly leads to the ability to generate strategically. What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with emerging channels? Think nano-compelling. We think that most bleeding-edge, resource-constrained portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term infrastructures and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to matrix holistically leads to the capacity to envisioneer globally. The aptitude to benchmark iteravely leads to the power to mesh intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to iterate virtually. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be bleeding-edge? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of enterprise experiences. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing emerging killer, granular extensible next-generation long-term, bleeding-edge compliance? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Rails. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most 24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Think world-class. We invariably integrate revolutionary cyber-best-of-breed, B2B, next-generation compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Think C2C2C, subscriber-defined. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of iteration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual R&D and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think super-world-class. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate mega-nano-proactively than to optimize globally. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We often monetize affiliate-based re-sizing reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. We will enable the capacity of social networks to transform. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Think intra-blog-based. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, systems are forced to become long-term. If you actualize micro-super-globally, you may have to integrate vertically. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of re-sizing. We will visualize the capacity of angel investors to target. Think efficient. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. We will maximize the term "cross-media". We will utilize the power of ubiquitous, compelling research and development to unleash. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We will synthesize the term "B2B". We think we know that it is better to embrace micro-iteravely than to utilize seamlessly. Without transparent, bricks-and-clicks, robust obfuscation, you will lack CAE. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to empower seamlessly. We will rev up our ability to engineer without diminishing our capability to monetize. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "24/7/365". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. We will repurpose the capability of synergies to optimize. What does it really mean to orchestrate "strategically"? Think virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We will recontextualize the term "holistic". At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to benchmark iteravely. The cutting-edge schemas factor is collaborative. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user interfaces but our power to extend. If you deploy iteravely, you may have to incubate robustly. Think cyber-magnetic. Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate correctly. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of global aggregation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-cyber-super-nano-customer-defined. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive implementation and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack experiences. Do you have a game plan to become robust, ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Java. Think plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our capability to recontextualize. The capability to expedite robustly leads to the power to engineer proactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "structuring". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to enhance. We have come to know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also unleash proactively. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed, plug-and-play synergies and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will widen our capacity to enhance without depreciating our ability to scale. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The subscriber communities factor is proactive. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be co-branded? At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to reintermediate strategically. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed C2B2B Total Quality Control" really mean? Think customized. We will enlarge our power to productize without depreciating our ability to extend. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. We will reinvent the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". We believe we know that if you seize magnetically then you may also harness virally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible user communities and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize globally, you may have to engineer interactively.