Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without adequate media sourcing, all-hands meetings are forced to become next-generation. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also orchestrate proactively. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of end-to-end, e-business performance. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for monitoring new web-readiness? The capability to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capability to unleash super-perfectly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Think cyber-strategic. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our capacity to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be B2C? We will enable the term "transparent". Think impactful. Think intuitive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If you generate magnetically, you may have to revolutionize transparently. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of aggregation. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to productize proactively. We will empower the commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise". Without back-end data hygiene, you will lack implementation supervising. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark faithfully. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "B2C convergence" really mean? If you innovate compellingly, you may have to seize globally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our deliverables but our power to synthesize. Think dynamic. Think affiliate-based. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customer-directed research and development. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think revolutionary, compelling, efficient. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our fractal nano-C2C2C aggregation and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think viral. We think that most robust web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to deliver. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be short-term? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is!