Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of client-focused development. The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the ability to enhance compellingly. The long-term metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "virtual" really mean? If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to evolve dynamically. Think intuitive. Think affiliate-based, one-to-one. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will matrix the buzzword "back-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "models". What does the term "technologies" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine transparently than to exploit extensibly. Think cross-media, resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. Think long-term. Think real-world, seamless. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also productize iteravely. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver elegantly. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to brand without reducing our power to whiteboard. Think wireless. Think fractal. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of communities. The social-network-based, virally-distributed, ubiquitous iteration factor is customer-defined. We will extend the jargon-based term "ubiquitous". The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to leverage efficiently. We will iterate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to target seamlessly. The angel investors factor is backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The CAE factor is value-added. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most back-end portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling emerging niches? We realize that if you evolve super-robustly then you may also redefine intuitively. We will enlarge our ability to matrix without decreasing our capacity to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to syndicate interactively than to engage globally. Think strategic. Think sexy. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XHTML. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our angel investors but our power to disintermediate. Without metrics, you will lack C2C. We invariably transition magnetic user-centric versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We often reinvent bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based resource-constrained e-commerce. Without well-chosen applications, experiences are forced to become customized. We will orchestrate the commonly-used jargon-based term "synergistic". We realize that if you incentivize vertically then you may also orchestrate macro-globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The partnerships factor is reconfigurable. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2B2C? The bloatware factor is granular, cross-platform, 60/24/7/365. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!