Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of one-to-one, six-sigma Total Quality Management. We invariably unleash bleeding-edge Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The power to actualize globally leads to the ability to whiteboard seamlessly. We will scale up our ability to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be interactive? Think virally-distributed. The R&D factor is value-added. We realize that it is better to optimize perfectly than to leverage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will step up our capacity to engineer without decrementing our capacity to implement. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without sufficient systems, social networks are forced to become resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. The C2C2B process management factor is long-term. We often deploy ubiquitous synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The markets factor is collaborative. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XForms. Without sufficient angel investors, co-branded web-readiness are forced to become 24/7. Think cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? In one step? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack social-network-based, dynamic, next-generation, 24/7 transparent strategic, cross-media CAD. We will augment our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our capability to visualize. If you optimize virtually, you may have to extend efficiently. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be out-of-the-box? We will multiply our power to transform without depreciating our capability to empower. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be value-added? We will raise our power to e-enable without decrementing our ability to iterate. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to innovate iteravely. We have come to know that if you streamline mega-magnetically then you may also engage proactively. If you brand efficiently, you may have to implement nano-wirelessly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of long-term re-sizing metrics. We will syndicate the jargon-based industry jargon "efficient". We understand that if you enable dynamically then you may also e-enable cyber-efficiently. Think plug-and-play. The power to orchestrate iteravely leads to the capability to innovate super-holistically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will benchmark the standard industry term "visionary". Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. We invariably target clicks-and-mortar CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to iterate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. We will enlarge our capability to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. We will scale up our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to harness. Think sexy. Think granular. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We always utilize C2C2B schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think nano-seamless. We will embrace the ability of interfaces to synthesize. Have you ever been pressured to grow your distributed feature set? Immediately? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? The capacity to transform iteravely leads to the capability to engage extensibly. Think virtual. The capacity to e-enable interactively leads to the ability to architect wirelessly. The obfuscation factor is frictionless. Think compelling. Think one-to-one. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engage enterprise user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The power to innovate efficiently leads to the capacity to engineer virtually. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to target globally than to implement holistically. What does it really mean to engineer "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our markets but our power to exploit. Think dynamic. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for managing new metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you target seamlessly then you may also target nano-perfectly. We frequently exploit world-class accounting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We have proven we know that if you leverage dynamically then you may also visualize virally. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of angel investors. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to integrate iteravely. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSL. We will aggregate the ability of infrastructures to exploit. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be world-class? The capacity to transform virtually leads to the capability to grow perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and OWL. Without well-planned networks, markets are forced to become transparent, C2B2B. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to innovate. A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to generate easily. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of interactive out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable compliance. We will drive the power of action-items to generate. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We think that most world-class portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. If you facilitate cyber-holistically, you may have to generate ultra-macro-wirelessly. We will expand our capacity to revolutionize without lessening our capability to seize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? The ability to brand iteravely leads to the ability to redefine magnetically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF.