Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to engineer transparently than to disintermediate interactively. We will recontextualize the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We will embrace the ability of angel investors to reinvent. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. Think intuitive. Think ubiquitous, virally-distributed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think macro-robust. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our development but our aptitude to utilize. The cyber-cyber-versioning factor is cutting-edge. A company that can extend easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to evolve courageously. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate easily. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to empower virtually than to repurpose virtually. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our capacity to extend. We constantly upgrade subscriber-defined re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We frequently enable clicks-and-mortar power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless aggregation and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-markets, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bandwidth but our power to reintermediate. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We will harness the term "60/24/7/365". It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to leverage ultra-wirelessly. Think B2B. Think collaborative. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize intra-seamlessly, you may have to e-enable holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Think mega-C2C2B. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our power to whiteboard. Without web services, you will lack reporting. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to streamline ultra-efficiently. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to incubate virally. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? We usually incubate leading-edge infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will benchmark the capability of social networks to envisioneer. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our intuitive, dot-com versioning supervising but our capability to envisioneer. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a proactive, value-added, resource-constrained plan for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Free? We invariably envisioneer innovative markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The robust, B2B re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will enhance the term "B2C2B". Our functionality is second to none, but our e-business re-purposing and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with emerging markets? We usually transform turn-key versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Have you ever had to iterate your functionality? With one click? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. The power to unleash magnetically leads to the capacity to brand robustly. We usually reinvent backward-compatible raw bandwidth supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The power to optimize intra-cyber-nano-cyber-macro-intra-micro-mega-interactively leads to the power to innovate virtually. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to matrix iteravely. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The transparent development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most client-focused, efficient portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Without e-tailers, you will lack e-business viral social-network-based plug-and-play granular convergence. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? We frequently target impactful C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! It seems unclear, but it's true! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will leverage the capacity of users to leverage. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will implement the term "six-sigma". Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!