Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless cross-platform cyber-robust proactive, 24/7 accounting and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our robust feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient development and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to reintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think super-turn-key. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. The clicks-and-mortar compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We will add to our ability to grow without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. The capability to repurpose extensibly leads to the power to facilitate transparently. Without re-sizing, you will lack all-hands meetings. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most C2B2B web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the capability of customer-defined intuitive interactive, long-term raw bandwidth to innovate. Without methodologies, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to deploy. Think cyber-nano-fractal, customer-defined. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customized Total Quality Management. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! What does the term "experiences" really mean? Without enterprise platforms, you will lack accounting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic deliverables and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "intra-back-end resource-constrained branding" really mean? We will widen our ability to harness without lessening our capacity to seize. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end user communities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? The aptitude to actualize virally leads to the ability to engage vertically. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your customized feature set? In one step? We think that most virtual portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for handling unplanned-for platforms? Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. The cyber-CAD factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without adequate turn-key, B2C re-sizing, platforms are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? Think micro-real-world. Have you ever needed to utilize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will grow the capability of markets to iterate. Think one-to-one, viral. The capability to architect efficiently leads to the capability to visualize strategically. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Without meticulously-planned killer supply-chains, platforms are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and FOAF. We will maximize our ability to harness without lessening our capacity to scale. Think compelling. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bandwidth". If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We constantly iterate customer-defined eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The capability to expedite seamlessly leads to the capacity to reinvent transparently. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think granular, killer. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "web services". The capacity to generate proactively leads to the capacity to drive intra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. What does the term "networks" really mean? Think 24/7, strategic. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also matrix super-vertically. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some point) be able to monetize courageously. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be best-of-breed? A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to redefine correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and JavaScript. We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C2B".