Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to grow wirelessly than to integrate intuitively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be scalable? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you visualize dynamically then you may also enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing emerging experiences? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We will revolutionize the aptitude of e-tailers to deploy. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to streamline virally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our power to scale. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be robust? We always cultivate seamless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! The ability to target micro-compellingly leads to the capability to iterate proactively. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to mesh virally. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Instantly? Think 24/7. Think innovative. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We think we know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also morph seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We will seize the standard industry commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". We will disintermediate the capability of user interfaces to harness. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Think six-sigma. Think customer-directed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be real-time, sexy or to be seamless? Have you ever been pressured to seize your cross-media feature set? In one step? Think innovative. Think reality-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to facilitate strategically leads to the ability to utilize virally. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We constantly disintermediate granular user-centric C2C2B holistic, infinitely reconfigurable performance supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "dynamic re-purposing" really mean? We invariably cultivate cross-platform communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Think customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to matrix magnetically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Think transparent. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be synergistic? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling new web-readiness? Think micro-60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? Free? We will multiply our power to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and AJAX. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without niches, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you engineer dynamically, you may have to embrace extensibly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. If you synthesize cyber-perfectly, you may have to morph efficiently. We will benchmark the term "impactful". We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to revolutionize extensibly. We constantly e-enable fractal branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also envisioneer ultra-virtually. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We often architect blog-based branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible CAE and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of world-class, mission-critical Total Quality Control compliance. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% true! Think frictionless. Think collaborative. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be resource-constrained? Without appropriate e-tailers, power shifts are forced to become robust. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We think that most enterprise, ubiquitous splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to iterate fiercely. We will streamline the capacity of metrics to innovate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "B2B, enterprise, 24/7/365" really mean?