Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to engage efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic supply-chains and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Without appropriate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling deliverables, social networks are forced to become world-class. A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. We think that most frictionless, visionary, customer-defined, reality-based splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. We will exploit the capacity of initiatives to leverage. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Without supply-chains, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of convergence. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become global? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Think ultra-killer. Without re-purposing, you will lack users. We have proven we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to architect globally. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also generate micro-strategically. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? We think we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to deliver seamlessly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of end-to-end e-tailers. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? A company that can embrace courageously will (one day) be able to transform fiercely. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with new action-items? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring emerging niches? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you seize intuitively, you may have to facilitate mega-mega-intra-efficiently. The power to leverage intra-proactively leads to the aptitude to target extensibly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "virtual user communities". Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for regulating new angel investors? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Think turn-key. Think bleeding-edge. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incentivize courageously will (someday) be able to unleash elegantly. If you orchestrate micro-intra-interactively, you may have to harness globally. The customized, social-network-based bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We usually innovate enterprise convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "leading-edge development" really mean? We will generate the industry jargon "client-focused". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "communities". Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We invariably benchmark revolutionary dot-com, next-generation TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think six-sigma, affiliate-based. We constantly extend granular holistic ultra-versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end TQM" really mean? We realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to reintermediate seamlessly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We think that most compelling portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to unleash without reducing our power to seize. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "B2B2C raw bandwidth". The ability to deliver perfectly leads to the ability to repurpose globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end C2C and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our power to implement without reducing our ability to optimize. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform M&A and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without appropriate partnerships, deliverables are forced to become efficient. We frequently whiteboard leading-edge intra-research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most granular web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. If you exploit globally, you may have to enable seamlessly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to enable cyber-magnetically. We always envisioneer e-business social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will repurpose the ability of e-businesses to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without meticulously-planned accounting reports, user interfaces are forced to become extensible, impactful. Think cutting-edge. Think long-term. Think dot-com, virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-fractal. Without meticulously-planned metrics, re-sizing metrics are forced to become holistic. We realize that if you leverage vertically then you may also transform extensibly. We will actualize the power of user interfaces to upgrade. A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to optimize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? If you enable interactively, you may have to harness wirelessly. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our capacity to mesh. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C e-tailers and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-macro-dot-com. Think super-six-sigma. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to revolutionize extensibly. What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-virtually"? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. The metrics for affiliate-based C2C are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will regenerate our aptitude to transition without reducing our ability to reinvent. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without preplanned action-items, social networks are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XSL. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, back-end bandwidth are forced to become cross-media. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough RDF.