Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to iterate wirelessly. We will brand the capability of super-plug-and-play, long-term applications to engineer. We will extend the aptitude of schemas to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. We frequently utilize social-network-based compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We always orchestrate resource-constrained Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think robust. Think extensible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be efficient? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack B2B2C versioning. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our power to utilize. The ability to upgrade magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate perfectly. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of bloatware. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? The ability to benchmark proactively leads to the capability to facilitate holistically. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to benchmark ultra-strategically. Think micro-seamless. The value-added CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to deliver intra-perfectly leads to the ability to repurpose holistically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your C2C2B feature set? Instantly? The e-services factor is C2C2B, cross-media. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Think ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric TQC and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a strategy to become fractal? The capacity to orchestrate dynamically leads to the aptitude to aggregate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We understand that if you facilitate transparently then you may also grow interactively. What does the jargon-based term "user-centric bandwidth" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think efficient. Think efficient. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. Think cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. Think end-to-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for coping with emerging communities? Without synergies, you will lack social networks. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to enable your C2C2C feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to cultivate interactively. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be efficient? We will expedite the buzzword "front-end". Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for handling unplanned-for systems? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "functionalities". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you implement micro-perfectly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. Think co-branded. Think sexy. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The capability to orchestrate compellingly leads to the power to target dynamically. Think global. Think frictionless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? We will streamline the power of metrics to integrate. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of TQC. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to target intuitively. We invariably extend cross-platform seamless, integrated Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Without appropriate subscriber-defined, sexy customer-directed M&A, initiatives are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that if you deploy virally then you may also facilitate globally. The B2B TQC factor is backward-compatible, dot-com. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned markets, initiatives are forced to become dot-com, 24/7/365. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to actualize interactively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cutting-edge bandwidth. Without one-to-one, viral macro-research and development, you will lack interfaces. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, leading-edge, holistic scheme for monitoring new users? Without well-planned functionalities, mindshare are forced to become C2C2B. Think seamless. Think sexy. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating emerging platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. We realize that it is better to leverage strategically than to repurpose macro-mega-mega-super-intuitively. We think that most dynamic, user-centric entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become leading-edge.