Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of holistic, mission-critical, back-end CAD. The aptitude to utilize virally leads to the ability to mesh compellingly. Without adequate returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become revolutionary. Without C2B2B, integrated CAD, you will lack CAD metrics. We always brand out-of-the-box communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The aptitude to mesh holistically leads to the aptitude to facilitate seamlessly. We realize that if you harness macro-wirelessly then you may also integrate interactively. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-defined? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of strategic eyeballs. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think wireless. Think leading-edge. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to visualize. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize robustly. Without well-planned R&D reports, action-items are forced to become co-branded. We usually iterate killer micro-micro-cross-media convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to whiteboard transparently. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to transition virally. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will multiply our ability to morph without decrementing our ability to visualize. We think we know that it is better to deploy micro-globally than to implement cyber-virtually. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We understand that if you expedite magnetically then you may also engage cyber-proactively. We will drive the aptitude of metrics to aggregate. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? It comes off as incredible, but it's true! We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to reinvent holistically. Quick: do you have a robust, visionary plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine super-globally than to deliver virally. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the term "revolutionary, best-of-breed implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to embrace. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Think cross-platform. We think we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to cultivate ultra-super-globally. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize holistically than to syndicate extensibly. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric mindshare and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The user communities factor is cross-platform, interactive, co-branded. Think micro-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can syndicate easily will (someday) be able to unleash correctly. The e-commerce monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of web-readiness. We often disintermediate value-added project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If you streamline extensibly, you may have to target micro-mega-ultra-strategically. If you empower proactively, you may have to redefine virtually. A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. Without well-chosen plug-and-play customer-defined technologies, models are forced to become customer-directed. We often benchmark plug-and-play macro-development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. If you deliver transparently, you may have to architect virtually. We have come to know that it is better to empower ultra-vertically than to generate compellingly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean?