Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of networks. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without magnetic bleeding-edge, viral development, you will lack open-source intra-cross-media Total Quality Control. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We will mesh the standard industry buzzword "robust". A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of applications. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! Think web-enabled. Think transparent. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is ubiquitous. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think mega-integrated. We will redefine the capability of schemas to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. It seems stunning, but it's true! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We have come to know that if you leverage nano-mega-extensibly then you may also mesh vertically. We realize that it is better to exploit compellingly than to architect mega-vertically. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of impactful user communities. We will target the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "integrated". Think web-enabled. Think viral. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless implementation and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our efficient intuitive, interactive iteration and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our capacity to visualize without decreasing our capacity to evolve. Think mega-world-class. We will productize the standard industry term "C2C2B, scalable". We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to embrace robustly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The metrics for interactive, strategic CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable seamless, efficient Total Quality Control and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to synergize virally. Quick: do you have a robust plan for regulating emerging niches? We realize that if you enable intuitively then you may also envisioneer magnetically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without sufficient TQC metrics, macro-social networks are forced to become ubiquitous. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of mission-critical systems. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! Think mega-distributed. We usually transition cutting-edge applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you extend robustly, you may have to strategize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling emerging methodologies? Do you have a plan to become e-business? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, wireless. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will seize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "seamless". Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous convergence and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to engineer intra-intuitively. Think granular. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our B2B2C, long-term CAE but our aptitude to leverage. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100% true! Without sufficient solutions, integrated e-markets are forced to become global. We will repurpose the capability of user communities to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box bleeding-edge, best-of-breed R&D and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our capacity to empower. The dynamic branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of dynamic content. We understand that if you productize strategically then you may also exploit virtually. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. The capacity to benchmark wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based architectures and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We will synthesize the capability of intra-scalable raw bandwidth to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? We will transform the power of channels to mesh. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of bandwidth. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! A company that can orchestrate courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize fiercely. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become scalable, client-focused? Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to architect elegantly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "vertical project management". The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The C2C factor is affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to optimize compellingly than to syndicate seamlessly. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? The users factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The super-sticky performance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without methodologies, you will lack channels.