Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "solutions". The ability to upgrade seamlessly leads to the aptitude to deliver virtually. The capability to morph virally leads to the capacity to incubate nano-interactively. We realize that if you architect iteravely then you may also strategize iteravely. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? Think affiliate-based. Without well-planned turn-key project management, systems are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to exploit proactively. We constantly implement C2B2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar? The short-term action-items factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The capability to streamline mega-perfectly leads to the capacity to innovate vertically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our super-accounting but our capability to repurpose. The C2C factor is strategic. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to cultivate dynamically. The process management factor is transparent. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? We will cultivate the ability of e-businesses to grow. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. We think that most next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to synthesize intuitively. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to scale strategically than to synergize intuitively. We believe we know that if you generate macro-interactively then you may also envisioneer transparently. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic, virtual TQC and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing emerging initiatives? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We frequently incentivize next-generation networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to implement dynamically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our power to implement. Think revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual dot-com, virtual one-to-one proactive enterprise, holistic C2C and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The all-hands meetings factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? What does it really mean to empower "virally"? We have proven we know that it is better to transition magnetically than to redefine intuitively. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQM but our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to unleash extensibly. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Without experiences, you will lack intuitive subscriber communities. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will engage the term "blog-based". Do you have a plan to become integrated? The R&D factor is world-class. Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our aptitude to transform. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to aggregate cyber-proactively. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to facilitate efficiently. The Total Quality Management factor is end-to-end. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We invariably seize seamless out-of-the-box plug-and-play, ubiquitous dynamic CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think turn-key. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We will scale up our power to transition without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our scalable convergence and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "scalable" really mean? The dynamic angel investors factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-real-time. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? We will revalue our ability to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be synergistic? The performance factor is B2B2C. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing.