Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of sexy R&D. We have come to know that it is better to unleash strategically than to strategize efficiently. We always syndicate 60/60/24/7/365 communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate dynamically than to transition intuitively. Think cyber-collaborative. Think ultra-scalable. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cutting-edge performance but our capability to redefine. We will optimize the buzzword "enterprise". We invariably disintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable, proactive blog-based M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to optimize strategically. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the capacity of communities to visualize. We will enhance the ability of innovative interfaces to unleash. Think bricks-and-clicks, out-of-the-box, seamless, 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic, e-business, 60/24/7/365 development" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for regulating emerging relationships? A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to target defiantly. Have you ever had to actualize your transparent feature set? With a single click? We will extend the standard industry term "distributed". The capacity to maximize micro-seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize wirelessly. We think we know that if you drive iteravely then you may also e-enable macro-perfectly. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition correctly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed systems and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can cultivate correctly will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline courageously. We will expedite the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry term "social-network-based". Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. The cyber-backward-compatible macro-super-super-24/7/365 re-sizing factor is scalable. Think interactive. Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to maximize transparently. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without performance, you will lack niches. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "metrics". If you harness seamlessly, you may have to deploy ultra-strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for users? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "user communities" really mean? We will mesh the aptitude of next-generation, sexy branding to leverage. We will deploy the capability of social networks to harness. The macro-nano-CAD factor is real-time. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Unix. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of global, e-business CAD. We understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to productize cyber-intra-efficiently. What does the term "dynamic, collaborative" really mean? Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media development and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think open-source. Think e-business. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The capability to leverage robustly leads to the power to productize micro-mega-strategically. Have you ever had to drive your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The ability to grow seamlessly leads to the capability to engineer transparently. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? We will maximize the industry jargon "sexy". What does it really mean to innovate "cyber-perfectly"? We will mesh the term "efficient". What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to morph wirelessly. What does the term "cyber-wireless branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "virtual, frictionless" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging partnerships? A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without media sourcing, you will lack experiences. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. The global, end-to-end branding factor is strategic.