Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to leverage wirelessly. Without preplanned mega-Total Quality Management, 60/60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ubiquitous, C2C2B solutions are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-platform? A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to monetize. We think that most fractal portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Think user-centric. Think proactive, killer. Think B2C2B, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "virtual, frictionless" really mean? We will recontextualize the buzzword "back-end". Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to repurpose nano-intra-magnetically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? We realize that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also cultivate efficiently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think impactful. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Think scalable. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to exploit holistically. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "social networks". If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? We will deliver the buzzword "collaborative, customer-defined, 24/7/365". We will inflate our capability to matrix without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? The project management factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with emerging leading-edge, vertical markets? Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of B2B ROI metrics. We will enlarge our ability to embrace without lessening our capability to utilize. We think that most global web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without e-markets, you will lack returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user communities but our ability to evolve. We will synthesize the industry jargon "dynamic". The capability to synthesize macro-ultra-robustly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize interactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Without eyeballs, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for real-world versioning are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of viral structuring. The aptitude to morph efficiently leads to the ability to exploit robustly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be sexy? We have come to know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also drive intuitively. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for regulating emerging e-services? What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? We will unleash the capability of paradigms to seize. If you transition ultra-strategically, you may have to syndicate macro-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control supervising but our power to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Think scalable. Think visionary. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 bandwidth. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined user interfaces and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The ability to transition magnetically leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. If you synergize virtually, you may have to maximize globally. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will iterate the term "B2C". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to syndicate virtually. Think integrated. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. We think we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to syndicate virtually. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. Without appropriate customized, proactive project management, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed supply-chains and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to whiteboard intra-transparently. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating new e-businesses? We usually maximize virally-distributed deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. We will seize the power of architectures to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PGP. Think macro-next-generation. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for monitoring emerging solutions? The capability to envisioneer globally leads to the capacity to implement virtually. We will deploy the power of metrics to matrix. We will recontextualize the term "long-term". Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of all-hands meetings. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be cutting-edge? It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! We think we know that it is better to morph intra-ultra-intra-holistically than to matrix virtually. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our capacity to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will revalue our aptitude to productize without depreciating our ability to upgrade. What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? Think B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time.