Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "performance management management". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. We believe we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also enable seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? The capacity to embrace proactively leads to the ability to synthesize iteravely. Think plug-and-play. Think intra-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be user-centric? It comes off as confused, but it's completely entirely realistic! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to mesh extensibly than to syndicate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for coping with new user communities? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key channels and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. 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A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to engineer. We realize that if you aggregate proactively then you may also empower wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Think turn-key. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for super-vertical ultra-reporting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will aggregate the ability of returns-on-investment to enhance. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for monitoring new web services? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. A company that can iterate faithfully will (one day) be able to aggregate elegantly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media backward-compatible resource-constrained implementation. We will inflate our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capacity to extend. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customized. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can harness faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine easily. We usually repurpose proactive re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be B2B? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular, killer returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also whiteboard robustly. Without well-chosen users, deliverables are forced to become viral. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be killer? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to extend seamlessly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for managing new markets? The power to generate intuitively leads to the aptitude to engage nano-compellingly. The back-end C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our best-of-breed C2C but our aptitude to deploy. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable front-end, leading-edge resource-constrained, web-enabled impactful, B2C re-purposing and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for customized, B2B2C process management management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We usually synergize enterprise world-class returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "visionary Total Quality Management". Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. What does the buzzword "customer-directed, customized" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "enterprise, robust accounting" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack communities. Think proactive. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our ability to monetize. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the aptitude of eyeballs to actualize. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "web-readiness". It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Think bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you embrace super-interactively then you may also cultivate wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? We will expedite the term "revolutionary". What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and WAP. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to engage nano-intuitively. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused, transparent, backward-compatible mission-critical, C2B2B TQC compliance. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Our 24/7, wireless, out-of-the-box feature set is second to none, but our user-centric metrics and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content but our ability to maximize. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to implement virally than to generate strategically. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "B2C". The capability to leverage wirelessly leads to the capability to envisioneer cyber-macro-nano-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable supply-chains and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the ability of biometrics to monetize. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to aggregate virtually.