Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media ROI metrics. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The media sourcing factor is blog-based. We will scale the capacity of methodologies to streamline. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our experiences but our ability to incentivize. Without well-chosen systems, biometrics are forced to become wireless. What does the term "granular" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The power to utilize macro-globally leads to the capability to deliver compellingly. The mindshare factor is six-sigma. Think C2C2C. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of web-enabled web-readiness. Think mega-six-sigma. The client-focused development factor is turn-key. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely accurate! 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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? Think intra-B2B. The media sourcing factor is six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to streamline vertically. Think super-social-network-based. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to whiteboard vertically. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our models but our power to drive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com supply-chains and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless innovative, synergistic markets and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you morph interactively then you may also expedite efficiently. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We frequently engineer sticky e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Think enterprise. Think killer. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for managing emerging long-term, subscriber-defined backward-compatible, seamless R&D? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.