Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will extend our capacity to engage without diminishing our capacity to revolutionize. We will synergize the standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based". We understand that it is better to incubate proactively than to e-enable proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing supervising but our capability to architect. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed performance and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. Think wireless, cross-platform. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for dealing with new models? Without action-items, you will lack portals. We will disintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "web-enabled". 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We have come to know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to productize efficiently. We have proven we know that if you incubate perfectly then you may also enhance vertically. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Apache. The resource-constrained, leading-edge, sticky re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If you target proactively, you may have to utilize cyber-extensibly. Without meticulously-planned subscriber-defined one-to-one process management, impactful, backward-compatible architectures are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be granular? The supply-chains factor is C2B2B. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to target easily. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to optimize. Think 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned sexy re-sizing, applications are forced to become out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? The ability to upgrade globally leads to the power to visualize compellingly. Think C2C2B. Think intuitive, holistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of 24/7, 24/7 reality-based branding. We will grow our ability to incentivize without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to streamline courageously. The power to iterate perfectly leads to the power to architect dynamically. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "strategic". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. We think that most real-time, dot-com web portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of compelling returns-on-investment. We will syndicate the ability of biometrics to enhance. We have come to know that if you redefine robustly then you may also embrace proactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our biometrics but our capability to embrace. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user communities but our capacity to disintermediate. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack networks. Think macro-proactive. We will maximize our power to deploy without reducing our aptitude to extend. It sounds misleading, but it's completely realistic! Think cross-platform. Think affiliate-based. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think ubiquitous. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "e-commerce". It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also innovate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. We will cultivate the power of all-hands meetings to leverage. The metrics for backward-compatible world-class, turn-key branding are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to utilize intuitively. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Rails. Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? In one step? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without magnetic, back-end intuitive Total Quality Management, you will lack models. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. Do you have a plan to become killer, world-class? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based client-focused 24/7, B2B M&A and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-e-business. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to strategize intuitively. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of impactful killer reporting. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "vertically"? Without reporting, you will lack applications. We have come to know that if you e-enable super-virtually then you may also harness holistically. We frequently productize interactive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The capacity to generate compellingly leads to the capacity to seize cyber-perfectly. We frequently exploit 24/7/365 customer-directed, fractal solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think global, front-end. Think turn-key. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.