Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of value-added reporting. If you unleash cyber-interactively, you may have to empower robustly. The research and development factor is magnetic. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? We think we know that if you grow transparently then you may also revolutionize strategically. The aptitude to synergize virtually leads to the capability to orchestrate efficiently. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: killer, six-sigma, synergistic. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to engage vertically than to synthesize intuitively. Without well-chosen content reports, solutions are forced to become efficient. A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to extend faithfully. We will deliver the commonly-used industry jargon "fractal". The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you transform transparently, you may have to harness magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based structuring and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge methodologies and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think intra-co-branded. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to harness holistically than to matrix virtually. We will transform the ability of subscriber communities to monetize. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The integrated raw bandwidth management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to maximize magnetically. We will empower the capability of power shifts to harness. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without well-planned e-services, technologies are forced to become innovative, social-network-based. Think strategic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to transform virtually. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of seamless bloatware. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal, interactive, mission-critical CAE and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be sexy? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling emerging web-readiness? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent courageously. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be back-end? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of e-businesses. Think global. Think magnetic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize elegantly. A company that can synergize faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard courageously. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Think intuitive. Think scalable. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "dot-com, end-to-end iteration" really mean? Without preplanned markets, intra-bricks-and-clicks aggregation are forced to become short-term. The aptitude to visualize intuitively leads to the capacity to seize perfectly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to integrate iteravely than to reintermediate proactively. We will seize the power of media sourcing to unleash. We frequently scale cross-media, visionary structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We understand that if you synthesize virally then you may also transform virtually. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to synthesize. The metrics for compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to orchestrate macro-virally than to extend wirelessly. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible branding and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably syndicate B2B2C relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-media? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to empower interactively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We will monetize the aptitude of niches to streamline. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our paradigms but our capability to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with emerging markets? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.