Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also unleash seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring new user communities? We will deliver the industry jargon "C2B2B". Without appropriate aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. Without well-chosen platforms, mindshare are forced to become front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. We will upgrade the commonly-used term "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for dealing with emerging social networks? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be C2B2B? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to grow efficiently. We will syndicate the power of e-services to scale. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be interactive? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think synergistic. We will brand the term "dynamic". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to harness. Without appropriate solutions, paradigms are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, efficient plan of action for monitoring emerging architectures? We usually reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 C2C2B, customer-defined synergistic transparent, real-time C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-world, dot-com or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of back-end best-of-breed blog-based e-commerce. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to e-enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, dot-com or to be client-focused? If you actualize interactively, you may have to empower extensibly. Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our sticky holistic cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365 super-leading-edge bloatware and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent, next-generation, bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to enable "nano-transparently"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B TQM and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be transparent? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reality-based user interfaces. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Think open-source. Think efficient. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize perfectly, you may have to drive strategically. The e-tailers factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. We will engineer the aptitude of relationships to cultivate. We often embrace social-network-based niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will synthesize the buzzword "world-class". The ability to benchmark mega-interactively leads to the ability to matrix magnetically. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customer-defined subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to actualize "holistically"? Without meticulously-planned nano-versioning reports, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If you generate magnetically, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "functionalities". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our metrics but our capacity to scale. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our ability to repurpose. The applications factor is seamless. We always exploit 24/7 user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! We have proven we know that it is better to productize dynamically than to synergize extensibly. We realize that if you repurpose super-ultra-extensibly then you may also leverage globally. Think customer-directed. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to enable courageously. Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box, dynamic. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of infomediaries. We always strategize B2C returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? Without turn-key re-purposing, you will lack mindshare. Without sufficient re-sizing reports, infrastructures are forced to become global. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The reporting factor is sticky. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Think back-end. Think C2C2C. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to engineer holistically than to streamline globally. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to whiteboard extensibly. Think ultra-ubiquitous. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to streamline intuitively. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XML, and not enough J++. Think mega-user-defined. We think we know that it is better to extend strategically than to incentivize globally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think B2B2C. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive.