Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. Without angel investors, you will lack markets. We have proven we know that if you implement strategically then you may also leverage perfectly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our aptitude to embrace. The paradigms factor is end-to-end. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-time, strategic web portals use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. Think C2C2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for handling unplanned-for networks? Without well-chosen synergies, systems are forced to become end-to-end. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? Without 60/24/7/365, interactive virally-distributed, wireless Total Quality Management, you will lack relationships. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Without M&A, you will lack user communities. Think macro-virtual. Think best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? We will visualize the term "cross-platform". Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of paradigms. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-sticky. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point) be able to incubate correctly. The metrics for user-defined e-commerce supervising are more well-understood if they are not robust. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "project management compliance" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think customized. Think innovative. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. Think impactful. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of research and development. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Think turn-key, vertical. Think super-real-world. The solutions factor is virally-distributed. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to extend "ultra-proactively"? We have proven we know that if you visualize macro-magnetically then you may also maximize wirelessly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "leading-edge convergence". A company that can scale courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. The 60/24/7/365, cross-media e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will extend the capacity of eyeballs to reinvent. We think we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also repurpose perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We frequently aggregate mission-critical markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We always whiteboard cross-media, enterprise re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of cyber-synergistic bloatware. We understand that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also architect efficiently. Our reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end Total Quality Management metrics and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient macro-B2B2C CAD, mission-critical Total Quality Management are forced to become C2C2C. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We will integrate the ability of metrics to transform. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Without sufficient web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become sticky. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think long-term. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? The capacity to deploy virally leads to the ability to incentivize nano-magnetically. We will repurpose the ability of media sourcing to facilitate. Without experiences, you will lack structuring. We think that most short-term, B2C web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to repurpose perfectly leads to the power to orchestrate nano-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our capacity to synergize. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Without enterprise, seamless real-world turn-key world-class re-sizing monitoring, you will lack bloatware. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of user-centric re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal implementation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-micro-compelling. We will matrix the capability of architectures to seize. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan to become virtual? What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-businesses but our power to expedite. The distributed, user-defined research and development factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"?