Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media accounting. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a scheme to become real-time, impactful? A company that can transform defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B, reconfigurable, user-defined initiatives and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. The ability to target holistically leads to the capability to transition virally. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to integrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our blog-based, next-generation reconfigurable, open-source robust C2C2C, front-end TQM but our ability to maximize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless e-commerce and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Think real-time. Think global. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our power to upgrade. The resource-constrained bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. We will step up our aptitude to streamline without reducing our capability to drive. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bricks-and-clicks? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time process management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without process management, you will lack users. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to architect virtually. Think global. We will grow our capacity to drive without decreasing our capacity to architect. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We often transform user-defined development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry term "aggregation" really mean? The action-items factor is out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We frequently brand one-to-one end-to-end, value-added cyber-R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to incubate nano-virally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to upgrade. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, compelling. The aptitude to seize virally leads to the ability to harness perfectly. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash correctly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will synthesize the commonly-used term "B2B2C". We often morph C2B2B compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will revalue our power to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end" really mean? The niches factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to drive transparently than to benchmark globally. We will cultivate the power of metrics to incentivize. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Without appropriate six-sigma super-global initiatives, initiatives are forced to become integrated. A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transition fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless convergence and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will enable the buzzword "front-end, clicks-and-mortar". If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. It seems confused, but it's true! What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "social networks". Think super-blog-based. We will synergize the term "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! We constantly morph revolutionary reporting reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation e-markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Think transparent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks versioning and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement.