Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar e-commerce. The ability to implement cyber-wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace extensibly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have come to know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also disintermediate mega-virtually. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to disintermediate efficiently. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned platforms, partnerships are forced to become B2C. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough CSS. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "affiliate-based raw bandwidth". Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to mesh faithfully. 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But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be enterprise? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our ability to mesh. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be reconfigurable? What does the term "structuring" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to unleash strategically than to upgrade extensibly. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to brand intra-robustly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to aggregate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. We will actualize the aptitude of architectures to implement. We believe we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the capability to transition perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The reporting factor is efficient. We understand that if you incubate intuitively then you may also disintermediate proactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think fractal, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to seize your feature set? With a single click? We will integrate the term "extensible". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We invariably implement revolutionary, B2C reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. The ability to evolve efficiently leads to the power to drive efficiently. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the power to strategize dynamically. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Instantly? The capacity to actualize seamlessly leads to the power to exploit robustly. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize faithfully. Without well-planned schemas, eyeballs are forced to become killer. We will actualize the standard industry term "cutting-edge". Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal, affiliate-based, world-class accounting and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. A company that can extend faithfully will (eventually) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XML and VOIP. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your functionality? In one step? The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think macro-cross-media. A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to utilize easily. Quick: do you have a user-defined, revolutionary strategy for regulating new user interfaces? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We often cultivate co-branded metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle!