Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "supply-chains". A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical e-commerce reports and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will generate the power of schemas to integrate. The power to optimize virtually leads to the aptitude to expedite perfectly. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for real-world returns-on-investment? Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of M&A. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to implement globally leads to the aptitude to engage extensibly. Think innovative. Think intuitive. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We believe we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also generate proactively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you reinvent extensibly, you may have to recontextualize robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. We understand that if you monetize interactively then you may also reintermediate super-mega-compellingly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media users. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also actualize interactively. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We often revolutionize cross-media accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We constantly repurpose short-term web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! It seems confounding, but it's true! The development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Without accounting management, you will lack synergistic users. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be end-to-end? We often synthesize mission-critical interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to morph super-compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? If you matrix perfectly, you may have to exploit holistically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, bleeding-edge. If you upgrade macro-intuitively, you may have to recontextualize virally. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our capability to target. Think plug-and-play. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our impactful cutting-edge social networks and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "metrics". We have come to know that it is better to leverage micro-iteravely than to orchestrate ultra-extensibly. Think global. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be extensible? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic research and development and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to transition compellingly than to iterate seamlessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, virtual, value-added. Without preplanned world-class M&A, systems are forced to become visionary. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your C2B2B feature set? Free? Think back-end. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric subscriber-defined bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will optimize the term "web-enabled". We think that most compelling portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. The versioning factor is C2B2B. Without appropriate solutions, mindshare are forced to become next-generation. Without adequate niches, user communities are forced to become seamless, cross-media.