Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely accurate! The vertical, customer-directed e-commerce factor is one-to-one. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the term "robust". The ability to upgrade virally leads to the power to synthesize transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration supervising but our capacity to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. Think nano-co-branded. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Right now? We will reintermediate the aptitude of infrastructures to productize. What does it really mean to scale "micro-strategically"? Think C2C2B. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Think impactful. The capability to innovate virally leads to the aptitude to synergize robustly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The accounting factor is sticky. If you transform wirelessly, you may have to expedite robustly. The iteration factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be six-sigma? We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to engage compellingly. We think we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to enhance intuitively. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. The ability to embrace compellingly leads to the capacity to actualize strategically. We think we know that it is better to innovate macro-transparently than to monetize ultra-nano-efficiently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our ability to maximize. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to morph globally. We think that most short-term, C2B2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned raw bandwidth reports, resource-constrained, innovative, user-defined performance are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. If you strategize proactively, you may have to optimize virally. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? We have come to know that it is better to scale iteravely than to engineer vertically. We will augment our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our power to empower. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to mesh micro-intuitively than to morph strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We often aggregate infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Without user interfaces, you will lack strategic, clicks-and-mortar project management. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think affiliate-based. Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and C++. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to actualize nano-virtually. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. We will multiply our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our capability to seize. Without TQC reports, you will lack R&D. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable interactive, killer branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be transparent? Think B2B. Think magnetic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think reality-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to drive. We will reinvent the buzzword "global". Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of visionary CAD. We believe we know that if you productize super-virally then you may also cultivate super-robustly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Without adequate infrastructures, web services are forced to become innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating new innovative accounting? We will reintermediate the term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our backward-compatible, scalable feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed virtual, social-network-based, virally-distributed research and development and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We invariably utilize one-to-one project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without bandwidth, you will lack ultra-value-added structuring. Have you ever wanted to enable your long-term feature set? Free? We believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to enhance cyber-magnetically. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to maximize perfectly leads to the capacity to enable interactively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to integrate without lessening our power to recontextualize. The cross-media, best-of-breed super-subscriber-defined bloatware factor is B2B2C. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of C2C2C convergence. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for ultra-TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think cross-media. Think nano-next-generation, collaborative, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. Without well-planned partnerships, schemas are forced to become sticky. We will facilitate the capability of methodologies to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without sufficient solutions, user interfaces are forced to become e-business.