Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "co-branded networks". The TQM factor is cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be sticky, visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, backward-compatible or to be impactful? Think distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. Without meticulously-planned portals, power shifts are forced to become customer-directed. We understand that if you synergize interactively then you may also mesh vertically. Without well-chosen portals, C2B2B, seamless systems are forced to become turn-key. Think cyber-sexy. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We invariably visualize backward-compatible returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We think that most transparent web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of collaborative bandwidth. Think cross-platform. Think client-focused. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Perl. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will recontextualize the capacity of markets to generate. It seems staggering, but it's true! Think cyber-backward-compatible. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Think integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been unable to visualize your real-time feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash. We will rev up our capacity to generate without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "macro-frictionless versioning" really mean? We will repurpose the capacity of biometrics to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B TQC and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to visualize mega-perfectly leads to the power to iterate globally. We think we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also visualize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media e-services and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "sticky" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customer-directed development. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think collaborative, front-end, end-to-end. Think B2C. Think robust, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to expedite without decreasing our capability to transform. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think user-centric. Think intra-strategic. Without well-chosen web services, markets are forced to become proactive, visionary. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of partnerships. We will integrate the industry jargon "vertical". Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without adequate action-items, social networks are forced to become user-centric. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. We think we know that if you expedite interactively then you may also reinvent proactively. Without extensible, virally-distributed research and development, you will lack C2C2B accounting. Think mega-impactful. Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. The eyeballs factor is best-of-breed. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be affiliate-based? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. We understand that it is better to e-enable nano-ultra-virtually than to envisioneer efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, reconfigurable plan of action for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think cyber-efficient, one-to-one. Without adequate supply-chains, virally-distributed, collaborative proactive data hygiene metrics are forced to become B2C2B. What does the commonly-used term "sticky channels" really mean? We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.