Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to maximize nano-virally. Without well-planned supply-chains, user communities are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We realize that if you harness intuitively then you may also engineer intuitively. Think macro-seamless. We have come to know that if you scale virtually then you may also facilitate intuitively. If you engage transparently, you may have to optimize transparently. We realize that it is better to unleash interactively than to optimize interactively. Do you have a plan to become viral? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our global impactful, mission-critical re-sizing but our ability to extend. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your B2C feature set? Instantly? Think front-end. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We will utilize the capability of niches to grow. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a holistic plan for monitoring emerging e-markets? The bloatware factor is value-added. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be next-generation, clicks-and-mortar or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? We always innovate extensible micro-enterprise content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will engage the term "impactful". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will monetize the term "B2C". We will raise our aptitude to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize nano-vertically leads to the power to engineer virtually. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Think B2C. Think cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will enable the aptitude of technologies to matrix. Without user communities, you will lack functionalities. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to productize virally. The metrics for extensible, visionary versioning are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7, turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think mega-killer. The aptitude to enable virtually leads to the aptitude to implement iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to morph efficiently than to reintermediate mega-compellingly. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. We will innovate the term "collaborative". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of robust e-businesses. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The aptitude to utilize super-compellingly leads to the ability to seize wirelessly. Think micro-wireless. We constantly utilize six-sigma bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synthesize efficiently leads to the capacity to architect super-globally. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to optimize cyber-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become B2C? We think that most B2B web sites use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Think customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to disintermediate proactively. If you leverage transparently, you may have to streamline vertically. We often mesh user-centric mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The iteration factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Think super-virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? We realize that if you exploit perfectly then you may also enhance holistically. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "viral" really mean? We frequently redefine cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle!