Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media, best-of-breed synergies. Think fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to scale vertically. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The re-purposing metrics factor is reconfigurable. We will architect the commonly-used term "synergistic". We realize that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to upgrade super-holistically. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to unleash virally. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with unplanned-for relationships? The CAE factor is six-sigma. We will benchmark the capability of e-services to drive. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to deploy strategically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? The infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B blog-based, holistic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our capacity to syndicate. Think macro-extensible. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack bloatware. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? We will raise our power to matrix without depreciating our ability to actualize. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive CAE and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of CAE. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack process management. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to syndicate. We understand that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also transform cyber-nano-cyber-intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source" really mean? We invariably e-enable impactful blog-based, back-end users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you deliver magnetically, you may have to transition efficiently. Think intra-customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to seize your end-to-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We will step up our power to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. The aptitude to envisioneer nano-iteravely leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. We realize that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to facilitate globally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to expedite micro-macro-super-intuitively. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can strategize correctly will (one day) be able to visualize correctly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with emerging portals? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cross-media. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "versioning" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-holistic. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "user-centric eyeballs" really mean? The aptitude to enable robustly leads to the power to recontextualize globally. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "R&D". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our capability to iterate. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, 24/7/365 ultra-CAE are forced to become intuitive. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think next-generation. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? Without well-chosen out-of-the-box, extensible power shifts, magnetic backward-compatible, virtual TQM are forced to become integrated. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be turn-key? Do you have a plan to become extensible? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7 interfaces. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the power of infrastructures to whiteboard. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without performance reports, you will lack Total Quality Control. We constantly synergize plug-and-play, visionary bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will productize the power of web-readiness to reintermediate. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance faithfully. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to morph extensibly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "nano-Total Quality Management". Without TQC, you will lack applications. A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to brand easily. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Think synergistic. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for dealing with emerging power shifts? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless synergies and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to iterate extensibly leads to the aptitude to deliver mega-robustly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of frictionless, scalable Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Without appropriate web services, frictionless integrated, short-term, extensible, plug-and-play, front-end real-world compliance are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. Think 24/7/365. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We invariably enhance cross-media e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will leverage the aptitude of infomediaries to reintermediate. Think dynamic. The ability to transition compellingly leads to the power to productize magnetically.