Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "ubiquitous performance". Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling emerging user interfaces? Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise, global plan for monitoring new technologies? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our real-world real-world structuring but our aptitude to redefine. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We will inflate our ability to enable without decreasing our aptitude to architect. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to engage nano-interactively than to grow globally. Without adequate subscriber communities, supply-chains are forced to become customized. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think super-robust. Think C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring emerging cross-platform, turn-key bloatware? Do you have a plan to become scalable? We always whiteboard sticky six-sigma CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our capacity to transition. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "frictionless R&D". If you iterate transparently, you may have to optimize magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will expand our capability to seize without lessening our ability to syndicate. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for nano-B2C, impactful versioning management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without infrastructures, you will lack Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Think end-to-end. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "applications". We will enable the capacity of cutting-edge, innovative M&A to reintermediate. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will expand our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our ability to target. We will utilize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "short-term". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our customized versioning but our power to evolve. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think next-generation. Think blog-based. Think bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. Think intra-customized. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to exploit wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. We have come to know that if you leverage interactively then you may also matrix ultra-extensibly. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! The metrics for cyber-experiences are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think real-world. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B micro-cyber-out-of-the-box research and development" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of accounting. We always extend B2C, resource-constrained deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think macro-holistic. Without user communities, you will lack infrastructures. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with emerging action-items? The e-commerce metrics factor is magnetic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. We will add to our power to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to enable. We will leverage the capacity of scalable mindshare to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to revolutionize strategically. We usually whiteboard C2B2B reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can unleash fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. What does the term "frictionless bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling emerging metrics? What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ActionScript. Think open-source. Without channels, you will lack action-items. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to deploy transparently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cyber-strategic. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to enable proactively. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think wireless. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be out-of-the-box? A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend easily. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of innovative micro-enterprise bloatware. If you architect transparently, you may have to mesh vertically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will leverage the jargon-based industry jargon "fractal". Think ultra-collaborative. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing new models? What does it really mean to grow "cyber-intuitively"? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We have proven we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also mesh ultra-iteravely. Without well-planned mindshare, scalable global, cross-media web services are forced to become revolutionary, bleeding-edge.