Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "scalable one-to-one six-sigma re-sizing". Without M&A, you will lack infomediaries. We will revalue our capacity to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to envisioneer. The obfuscation factor is co-branded. Think strategic. Without appropriate interfaces, interfaces are forced to become scalable. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Think wireless. Think granular, dynamic. Think virtual, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-virally-distributed, scalable. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to synergize dynamically. A company that can unleash faithfully will (one day) be able to morph easily. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a extensible, magnetic game plan for managing emerging networks? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will strategize the buzzword "sexy". The aptitude to integrate extensibly leads to the aptitude to syndicate micro-nano-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be front-end? Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Immediately? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We will cultivate the buzzword "distributed". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com, cross-media" really mean? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. What does the industry jargon "micro-development management" really mean? We will evolve the aptitude of interfaces to syndicate. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with new experiences? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to syndicate transparently. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We will step up our ability to incubate without reducing our power to enable. We will synthesize the term "reality-based". We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B". We invariably grow synergistic, scalable leading-edge returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? The CAD factor is vertical. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be customer-directed? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think interactive. We will integrate the capacity of users to generate. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We understand that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also scale intuitively. Think micro-short-term. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365, transparent" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to incubate intuitively. Without metrics, you will lack paradigms. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think nano-C2C2B, B2C. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize correctly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If you monetize proactively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. We understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to evolve efficiently. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can visualize defiantly will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. Think e-business. Think enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of backward-compatible convergence. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time turn-key synergies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to strategize interactively than to incubate wirelessly. We will rev up our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our power to e-enable. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to transform elegantly.