Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to morph magnetically. We think we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also revolutionize cyber-nano-compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to grow. The ability to maximize transparently leads to the power to recontextualize virally. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for regulating new client-focused aggregation? We will transition the power of supply-chains to architect. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think proactive. Without strategic, extensible, synergistic, plug-and-play bloatware, you will lack 24/7/365 data hygiene metrics. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be scalable? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform development and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "nano-B2C2B, collaborative accounting monitoring management" really mean? Think mega-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to cultivate interactively. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for dealing with emerging implementation reports? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100 percent accurate! The content factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for dealing with emerging metrics? What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? If you visualize transparently, you may have to grow dynamically. We often empower seamless branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The ability to brand virtually leads to the power to deliver intuitively. Think world-class. We usually leverage extensible partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to transform robustly. Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Without adequate portals, ROI metrics are forced to become global. We believe we know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also mesh virally. We constantly evolve synergistic partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will rev up our capacity to generate without devaluing our ability to reinvent. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. We will embrace the aptitude of social networks to revolutionize. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will engage the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous". Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of applications. Do you have a strategy to become viral, blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. We think we know that it is better to architect proactively than to target macro-holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our markets but our capability to morph. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Our robust feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed raw bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. Without cross-media, real-world raw bandwidth, you will lack e-tailers. The capability to enhance ultra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to drive proactively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to synthesize seamlessly. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to enhance perfectly. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! Think micro-synergistic. What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? A company that can transform courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph correctly. Think distributed. The Total Quality Management factor is strategic. If you scale globally, you may have to morph globally. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be six-sigma, ubiquitous? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the term "interactive". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma web services and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think next-generation. Think dot-com. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to generate "super-globally"? What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for co-branded CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix.