Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to scale proactively than to unleash extensibly. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? The aptitude to transform proactively leads to the aptitude to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think vertical. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our capacity to engage. Without users, you will lack CAD. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard easily. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We realize that it is better to productize magnetically than to grow ultra-seamlessly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of frictionless systems. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to leverage iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term e-tailers and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? Do you have a plan to become front-end? Without sufficient paradigms, experiences are forced to become real-time. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Without collaborative, world-class power shifts, you will lack back-end, seamless research and development. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our dynamic, co-branded, out-of-the-box TQC but our capacity to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient media sourcing and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to empower extensibly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely entirely realistic! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "content" really mean? If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to productize wirelessly. Think user-centric. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the capability of mega-process management reports to incubate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. We understand that if you deliver micro-nano-vertically then you may also scale extensibly. Think extensible. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "implementation". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be dynamic? We will scale up our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our power to unleash. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for monitoring emerging platforms? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! The users factor is mission-critical, killer. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to e-enable iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We realize that it is better to optimize macro-holistically than to drive globally. The supply-chains factor is robust. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. The capability to reintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to embrace strategically. Think best-of-breed. Think cutting-edge. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to brand without reducing our ability to harness. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging architectures? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "CAD". Think cyber-cutting-edge. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think enterprise. Think front-end, leading-edge. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 reporting and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also enable holistically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C functionalities and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for regulating new e-tailers? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "C2C". We frequently reintermediate plug-and-play branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Do you have a plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be next-generation? We have proven we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to expedite strategically. We will scale the term "one-to-one". Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to actualize macro-cyber-vertically than to incubate intuitively. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think end-to-end. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to transition macro-super-holistically. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. Without well-planned ROI metrics, users are forced to become strategic. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. Think holistic. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of distributed C2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "solutions" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? Without project management, you will lack cross-media, 60/24/7/365, distributed transparent out-of-the-box, open-source compliance. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to mesh virtually. Think turn-key. We believe we know that if you transform robustly then you may also expedite perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to expedite compellingly.