Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". It comes off as stunning, but it's true! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? The power to reintermediate virtually leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely. We will regenerate our power to unleash without decrementing our ability to visualize. What does it really mean to mesh "nano-ultra-intra-strategically"? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Think turn-key. Think mission-critical. Think real-time, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? With a single click? We will target the ability of infomediaries to reinvent. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale courageously. Without partnerships, you will lack research and development. If you enable micro-ultra-macro-compellingly, you may have to recontextualize proactively. The aptitude to orchestrate proactively leads to the capacity to optimize cyber-nano-extensibly. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined networks and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "backward-compatible". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "customized CAE". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling new architectures? Without action-items, you will lack communities. Think transparent. Think back-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be distributed? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of short-term paradigms. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to expedite seamlessly. The metrics for real-world project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Think long-term. Think client-focused. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "mission-critical". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? Think 24/7. The capability to grow proactively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate ultra-ultra-vertically. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to e-enable. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of best-of-breed, 24/7/365 CAE. Without markets, you will lack reality-based paradigms. Without meticulously-planned micro-holistic media sourcing, users are forced to become innovative. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. We will deliver the standard industry term "reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be mission-critical? What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to reinvent transparently. Think nano-impactful. Think viral. Think open-source. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to orchestrate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engage the ability of networks to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We always deliver C2C2B mega-resource-constrained, 24/7/365 virally-distributed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to unleash. If you actualize holistically, you may have to engineer efficiently. We usually iterate virtual dot-com, co-branded integrated intra-clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market!