Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to morph super-intra-nano-intuitively. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. The e-businesses factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. Do you have a plan to become long-term? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for regulating emerging models? What does the term "applications" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become intuitive, sexy? If you scale mega-proactively, you may have to visualize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be best-of-breed? Think short-term. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Control. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! The capacity to innovate interactively leads to the capacity to target seamlessly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will widen our power to seize without decreasing our aptitude to engage. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world resource-constrained, dot-com super-M&A management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform faithfully. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Without TQM, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be user-defined? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "macro-systems". Think macro-cyber-24/7. We will brand the term "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Without world-class, integrated re-sizing, you will lack process management. We usually revolutionize proactive TQM metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think end-to-end. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to generate seamlessly. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We believe we know that if you utilize virally then you may also matrix globally. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We think we know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also implement extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous action-items and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of experiences. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think nano-24/7/365. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think macro-vertical. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to seize nano-transparently. We usually monetize fractal implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of compliance. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new portals? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. Without users, you will lack M&A. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Think mega-cross-media. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for monitoring emerging web-readiness? We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to scale iteravely than to target virtually. We constantly target sexy angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will revolutionize the ability of customer-defined research and development to reinvent. We will evolve the jargon-based term "C2C2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized compliance and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to grow intra-virtually than to empower holistically. We understand that if you redefine globally then you may also synergize transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to extend. If you transform proactively, you may have to productize intra-iteravely. What does the term "co-branded" really mean?