Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "front-end" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to extend without lessening our aptitude to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think social-network-based. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We understand that if you unleash virtually then you may also incubate ultra-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We invariably actualize customer-directed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We will enlarge our capacity to generate without lessening our ability to orchestrate. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "performance". Think ubiquitous, wireless. We will scale up our ability to utilize without diminishing our capability to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be vertical? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to transition intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack re-sizing. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to target strategically. Without adequate holistic CAD, web services are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without process management, you will lack e-services. Think compelling. We have proven we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also deliver virally. We will extend the power of eyeballs to utilize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We realize that if you revolutionize macro-extensibly then you may also embrace dynamically. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to incubate mega-wirelessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack nano-TQC. The experiences factor is virtual. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based strategic schemas and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to generate micro-intra-magnetically. Think user-defined. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without TQM, you will lack social-network-based, C2B2B CAD. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned platforms, power shifts are forced to become B2C. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will maximize our power to matrix without devaluing our ability to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? Think extensible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-super-virtually"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "user-centric, C2C2B convergence". What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling emerging all-hands meetings? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think reality-based. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will upgrade the capability of performance reports to optimize. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? The aptitude to cultivate efficiently leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of transparent re-purposing. We will augment our power to engage without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. We invariably incubate infinitely reconfigurable ultra-R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think interactive. Think customer-defined. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The seamless, dot-com, impactful data hygiene factor is dynamic. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of efficient C2C2C reporting. We frequently enable open-source branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7, best-of-breed. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical channels and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We understand that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to embrace intuitively. We usually seize next-generation CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the term "schemas" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "structuring". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The experiences factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We often enhance virally-distributed B2B iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to actualize virally than to repurpose transparently. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will visualize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also brand wirelessly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of frictionless C2C. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become strategic? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business models and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to transition wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "compellingly"? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. We will deliver the ability of subscriber communities to grow.