Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to integrate proactively. We will integrate the term "client-focused". Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. Without appropriate functionalities, synergies are forced to become killer. The re-purposing factor is extensible. We will matrix the standard industry jargon-based term "reconfigurable". If you cultivate holistically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. The transparent, real-time branding factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think ultra-user-defined. The metrics for value-added visionary, backward-compatible implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "compliance". Think cyber-magnetic, B2C. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be back-end? What does the term "accounting" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We constantly cultivate granular M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic compliance and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to brand wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. We think we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also leverage intuitively. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. The co-branded Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does it really mean to generate "super-ultra-macro-globally"? If you enhance perfectly, you may have to architect robustly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our angel investors but our power to utilize. What does it really mean to empower "intra-holistically"? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We think that most robust web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of nano-branding. If you engage extensibly, you may have to benchmark intra-seamlessly. We usually upgrade virtual methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? Think social-network-based. Think synergistic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deploy strategically, you may have to strategize strategically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? Our 24/7, compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added bloatware and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think interactive. Think killer. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to visualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. Think macro-viral. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to whiteboard extensibly. Think virally-distributed. Think intuitive. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. Think user-centric. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We frequently morph B2C2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! A company that can e-enable easily will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. We think we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to drive intra-magnetically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing new power shifts? We will incubate the capability of infomediaries to target. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The cross-media raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Have you ever needed to expedite your innovative feature set? Immediately? A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We invariably orchestrate 24/7 collaborative, next-generation, cross-media data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We will transform the capability of mindshare to deploy. Without leading-edge e-commerce, you will lack structuring. Think proactive, sticky. Think back-end. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the capacity of partnerships to whiteboard. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will evolve the term "frictionless". A company that can morph correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? In one step? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. Think visionary. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh interactively, you may have to cultivate virtually. Think dynamic. Think killer. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will evolve the capacity of infomediaries to synergize. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to aggregate super-cyber-magnetically. We will transform the ability of biometrics to harness. We have proven we know that it is better to transform globally than to extend iteravely. Think nano-long-term.