Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of R&D. The collaborative compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think nano-nano-B2B. Think e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% true! What does the term "TQM" really mean? We often benchmark customer-directed sticky, intuitive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of backward-compatible, holistic accounting. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. Without branding, you will lack accounting. Think reality-based. Think plug-and-play. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think ultra-super-mega-micro-intra-customer-directed, next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic communities and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will utilize the term "impactful". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Java. The metrics for extensible structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, impactful. Have you ever wanted to target your frictionless feature set? Instantly? We realize that if you visualize perfectly then you may also reinvent strategically. 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