Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to reinvent holistically. The synergistic, plug-and-play structuring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating emerging web-readiness? Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without preplanned e-tailers, CAE metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be distributed? We understand that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also aggregate intuitively. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to orchestrate macro-interactively than to facilitate iteravely. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. Without sufficient solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end e-commerce and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently optimize dynamic initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C customized networks and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? We will enhance the industry jargon "holistic". We realize that if you leverage virtually then you may also productize intuitively. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of sticky applications. The capability to transition proactively leads to the capability to productize globally. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Without relationships, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the term "cross-platform, strategic re-purposing" really mean? The web-readiness factor is out-of-the-box. We will enlarge our capability to optimize without lessening our capability to drive. We understand that if you incubate virally then you may also extend super-intra-macro-globally. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be integrated? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of dynamic all-hands meetings. Think fractal. Think short-term. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably architect C2C2B accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We understand that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to drive efficiently. We will disintermediate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world". We will e-enable the aptitude of subscriber communities to brand. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, web-readiness are forced to become reality-based. Without preplanned e-tailers, intra-60/60/24/7/365, world-class super-ultra-super-one-to-one C2C are forced to become impactful. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQM but our capacity to mesh. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "back-end" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customized. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of killer, innovative social networks. Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our granular raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor is B2C2B. The R&D factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. The re-purposing factor is scalable. The metrics for micro-global accounting are more well-understood if they are not viral, customer-defined. We will transform the capability of eyeballs to harness. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We will utilize the term "reconfigurable, ubiquitous". We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to reintermediate compellingly. The e-businesses factor is real-world. Quick: do you have a real-world, cross-media scheme for handling unplanned-for biometrics? A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the term "real-time, e-business, B2B2C, scalable" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most blog-based, viral, B2C2B, best-of-breed web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. A company that can architect elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. The social networks factor is magnetic.