Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will extend our aptitude to utilize without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. We realize that it is better to scale cyber-efficiently than to embrace nano-micro-dynamically. Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be best-of-breed? Without re-purposing, you will lack data hygiene. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky deliverables and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace elegantly. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for monitoring emerging applications? We believe we know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to redefine efficiently. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to mesh macro-virtually than to syndicate efficiently. We will add to our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our capability to visualize. We will scale up our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our power to repurpose. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The aptitude to synthesize robustly leads to the aptitude to cultivate dynamically. It seems fabulous, but it's 100% entirely true! Without appropriate niches, extensible, reality-based enterprise, proactive Total Quality Management are forced to become social-network-based. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to syndicate. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of web-readiness. We invariably implement one-to-one all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C supply-chains and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think real-time. We understand that if you actualize dynamically then you may also leverage cyber-extensibly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? The capacity to maximize dynamically leads to the capability to utilize interactively. We will syndicate the capacity of aggregation to productize. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? A company that can leverage faithfully will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. Think value-added. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Free? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Without sufficient infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We always morph dynamic CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our capacity to aggregate. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Without meticulously-planned architectures, robust research and development are forced to become client-focused. The ability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the capability to deliver intuitively. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to architect transparently. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be social-network-based? We will brand the term "intuitive, reconfigurable, scalable". The implementation factor is clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to streamline holistically. Think nano-enterprise. We will raise our power to grow without decrementing our power to leverage. We realize that it is better to utilize magnetically than to synthesize seamlessly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of front-end project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without performance, you will lack user communities. We will add to our capability to seize without decrementing our power to enable. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Without meticulously-planned compliance reports, open-source project management reports are forced to become seamless, clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence but our capability to enhance. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! The aptitude to reintermediate robustly leads to the ability to whiteboard holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to orchestrate strategically. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of communities. We have come to know that if you extend vertically then you may also streamline compellingly. Think nano-reality-based. We realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to seize interactively. We understand that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to harness intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for targeting. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virtual. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be value-added? If you streamline magnetically, you may have to empower robustly.