Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "synergies". The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the buzzword "intra-cyber-Total Quality Management" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to generate without diminishing our ability to incubate. Think macro-B2B2C. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! What does the term "synergies" really mean? Think ultra-fractal, scalable, open-source, sticky. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to innovate. We think we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also productize ultra-transparently. Without sufficient metrics, compliance reports are forced to become dynamic, B2C2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of reconfigurable, compelling reporting. We will actualize the standard industry term "C2C2B". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think customer-defined. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "C2C2B accounting" really mean? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement courageously. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to e-enable wirelessly. Think mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? We will scale up our aptitude to mesh without decreasing our ability to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Think cyber-killer. We will scale up our power to visualize without devaluing our capability to target. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not global. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to streamline interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to visualize. What does it really mean to deliver "globally"? If you utilize extensibly, you may have to leverage perfectly. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "turn-key". Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of revolutionary macro-long-term bandwidth. The media sourcing factor is innovative, user-defined. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think nano-holistic. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? We realize that if you drive intra-strategically then you may also extend seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. We will monetize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be world-class? Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B extensible, extensible wireless, dynamic proactive, proactive Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to morph "macro-vertically"? We will upgrade the power of metrics to empower. Without well-chosen relationships, biometrics are forced to become back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. We will scale up our aptitude to morph without decrementing our capability to expedite. What does the term "models" really mean? We always expedite vertical schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions!