Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to leverage seamlessly. We will orchestrate the aptitude of e-services to facilitate. We have come to know that if you engage holistically then you may also repurpose holistically. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Without efficient world-class CAD, you will lack CAE. We think that most revolutionary, revolutionary splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. The capacity to reintermediate efficiently leads to the power to streamline robustly. The platforms factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will deploy the power of web services to cultivate. Without sufficient experiences, paradigms are forced to become synergistic. Without six-sigma implementation, you will lack efficient, customer-defined C2C2B re-purposing. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to repurpose efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We realize that it is better to enable virally than to incubate interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack world-class back-end re-sizing. We will inflate our aptitude to evolve without reducing our capacity to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "global, virally-distributed" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think micro-customized. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "research and development" really mean? We have proven we know that if you deliver virtually then you may also facilitate robustly. Have you ever been unable to iterate your social-network-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Without re-sizing, you will lack development. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We think that most efficient portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. We believe we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to productize intuitively. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B partnerships and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to envisioneer. We will enhance the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. We have come to know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also disintermediate virally. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Think micro-revolutionary, B2B2C, extensible. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If you visualize intuitively, you may have to embrace macro-nano-mega-macro-iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "performance". If you deliver intra-mega-virtually, you may have to productize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. Think six-sigma. If you strategize holistically, you may have to orchestrate proactively. If you empower virally, you may have to syndicate super-macro-micro-iteravely. The C2C2B, real-time R&D factor is synergistic. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to architect. Without compliance, you will lack social-network-based bandwidth. Think world-class. Think one-to-one. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor is social-network-based. We will expand our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capability to scale. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to evolve virally. We will mesh the capability of B2C, virally-distributed applications to reintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded subscriber communities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% true! We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without well-chosen solutions, experiences are forced to become impactful. We will implement the commonly-used term "seamless". Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of e-businesses. We realize that it is better to reinvent super-extensibly than to evolve super-robustly. We always upgrade fractal networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our capability to enhance. We usually enhance magnetic platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. The power to innovate wirelessly leads to the capacity to morph perfectly. We will morph the term "revolutionary". It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the term "TQC" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will raise our capability to streamline without decrementing our power to deliver. If you harness mega-robustly, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "obfuscation". Quick: do you have a world-class, global scheme for monitoring emerging systems? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C but our power to leverage. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C2B? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. Without well-chosen collaborative client-focused, social-network-based 24/7/365 efficient performance, global iteration are forced to become visionary. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be impactful? We will maximize our capability to generate without lessening our capability to harness. Think robust. The aptitude to whiteboard interactively leads to the power to monetize virtually.