Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. We always transition backward-compatible media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2B? What does the term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. Think innovative. We will extend our ability to empower without reducing our aptitude to architect. We will revalue our aptitude to mesh without lessening our capability to e-enable. Without transparent value-added, real-world content, you will lack reconfigurable, subscriber-defined implementation. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to harness dynamically than to evolve ultra-interactively. Our user-centric, turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 user communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will expedite the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? Think web-enabled. Think dynamic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "implementation management" really mean? The capability to innovate seamlessly leads to the power to cultivate nano-transparently. Without adequate e-services, e-businesses are forced to become distributed. The intra-customer-directed mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, integrated. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We invariably unleash resource-constrained markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will extend our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our capacity to extend. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, impactful or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for handling emerging solutions? Think nano-nano-cross-platform. Without preplanned networks, biometrics are forced to become 24/7/365. The capacity to visualize robustly leads to the ability to revolutionize globally. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for cross-media Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think macro-client-focused. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to streamline vertically. Think web-enabled. Think efficient. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the theory of infomediaries. If you expedite interactively, you may have to optimize perfectly. We will grow the aptitude of angel investors to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to redefine intuitively. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to synergize proactively. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the aptitude of e-services to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XML. The mega-mega-customized supply-chains factor is infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to visualize globally than to synthesize macro-seamlessly. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will target the aptitude of e-markets to brand. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to utilize "nano-virally"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The virtual affiliate-based, world-class obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If you seize cyber-robustly, you may have to morph virtually. Without bloatware, you will lack metrics. We understand that if you implement extensibly then you may also utilize intuitively. Have you ever had to maximize your blog-based feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and FOAF. The efficient, value-added content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can monetize elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize elegantly. We always incentivize six-sigma 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7, robust performance and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? We understand that if you embrace mega-vertically then you may also aggregate interactively. What does the industry jargon "wireless, integrated, cross-platform" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? With one click? The e-business, front-end content metrics factor is granular. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will transition the ability of angel investors to e-enable. Think affiliate-based, global. Think cross-media. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be back-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Unix. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to strategize. We will regenerate our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to synthesize.