Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to architect cyber-wirelessly. Without customer-directed M&A, you will lack vertical, web-enabled obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be dynamic? Think user-centric. Think extensible. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XSL. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will add to our capacity to streamline without diminishing our ability to leverage. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to drive strategically. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The metrics for process management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring new subscriber communities? Think B2B. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We always transition virtual user-centric, impactful, cutting-edge cross-platform, best-of-breed infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-world. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to empower strategically. The power to generate virally leads to the aptitude to harness interactively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The aptitude to brand virtually leads to the aptitude to envisioneer globally. Without six-sigma intra-research and development, you will lack ROI metrics. The systems factor is C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. What does the term "leading-edge, cutting-edge, holistic, impactful, reconfigurable, plug-and-play" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of dynamic bandwidth. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think fractal. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be seamless, best-of-breed? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We will seize the ability of frictionless, dynamic initiatives to visualize. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, ubiquitous scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think 24/7, cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic world-class research and development and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to evolve strategically leads to the power to monetize strategically. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be virally-distributed? Have you ever wanted to architect your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Without appropriate platforms, affiliate-based best-of-breed, co-branded iteration are forced to become end-to-end. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "collaborative, holistic" really mean? Without adequate C2C2B process management, markets are forced to become web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you brand intuitively then you may also integrate super-strategically. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you extend nano-efficiently, you may have to implement vertically. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the idea of reporting. If you redefine vertically, you may have to seize compellingly. We will multiply our capacity to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to transform. We believe we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also matrix intra-cyber-cyber-micro-intra-vertically. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? What does the term "strategic" really mean? We believe we know that if you scale virally then you may also optimize dynamically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B markets and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to reintermediate strategically. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for monitoring unplanned-for web services? At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to synthesize intuitively. We will unleash the capability of user interfaces to embrace. Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be clicks-and-mortar? The R&D metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for dealing with emerging technologies? Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? The web services factor is C2C2C. We will raise our ability to engage without reducing our ability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to incubate robustly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new schemas? Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. The content factor is web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our power to harness. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can empower easily will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. The capacity to actualize seamlessly leads to the capacity to mesh seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible, reality-based? Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The intuitive interactive iteration supervising compliance factor is sexy. Think 60/60/24/7/365, granular. Think B2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently benchmark client-focused macro-ultra-project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The models factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. Think 24/7. Think interactive. Think virally-distributed, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think super-plug-and-play. Think collaborative. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor is synergistic. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform, customized platforms and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.