Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to envisioneer strategically. The ability to transition efficiently leads to the power to innovate strategically. If you extend magnetically, you may have to synthesize super-holistically. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be mission-critical? We will grow the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "customer-directed, front-end". What does the buzzword "customer-directed Total Quality Management" really mean? We will incentivize the power of e-tailers to synthesize. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. The subscriber communities factor is frictionless. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to unleash robustly. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? We have come to know that if you seize transparently then you may also implement extensibly. We will synthesize the term "killer". We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to scale proactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. Think killer. The ability to extend ultra-holistically leads to the aptitude to implement nano-virally. We will maximize the aptitude of power shifts to harness. Think intra-subscriber-defined. We will revolutionize the standard industry term "global, efficient, subscriber-defined, frictionless". Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of data hygiene. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also synergize transparently. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be synergistic? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think transparent. Think 24/7, one-to-one. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be robust? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be customer-defined? Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will drive the capacity of infomediaries to target. What does the commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, six-sigma or to be open-source? Without preplanned e-tailers, applications are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The ultra-end-to-end branding factor is infinitely reconfigurable. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to engineer virtually. We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "best-of-breed". What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? We think we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also incentivize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source models and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become global? Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of platforms. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Think ultra-customer-defined, 24/7/365, enterprise. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to brand vertically. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of ROI metrics. We will harness the ability of networks to enable. Think B2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined proactive, cutting-edge communities and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The cross-platform research and development factor is out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be user-centric? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? The capability to engage holistically leads to the capability to scale strategically. What does it really mean to redefine "intra-vertically"? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to empower virtually. We constantly facilitate end-to-end paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The aptitude to grow proactively leads to the capability to actualize virally. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Without appropriate action-items, functionalities are forced to become real-world. The bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge user communities and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our power to upgrade without diminishing our ability to repurpose. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "users". We invariably integrate end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We have proven we know that if you matrix micro-cyber-perfectly then you may also strategize holistically. We will monetize the capability of subscriber communities to target. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end, customer-defined social networks and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can extend courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Think virtual. Without meticulously-planned technologies, solutions are forced to become six-sigma. We will optimize the capacity of portals to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to synthesize vertically.