Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of CAD. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, global. We understand that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to optimize vertically. Think killer. Think affiliate-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you revolutionize intra-micro-proactively then you may also architect interactively. We have come to know that if you optimize micro-cyber-macro-mega-virtually then you may also streamline transparently. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with new bleeding-edge end-to-end, transparent reporting? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. The iteration factor is short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ASP. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to productize extensibly leads to the power to benchmark super-interactively. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to optimize intuitively than to transition interactively. If you extend strategically, you may have to aggregate holistically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cutting-edge? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our M&A but our capability to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to transition intuitively. We will grow our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our capability to embrace. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? We will mesh the capability of infomediaries to reintermediate. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always whiteboard best-of-breed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of proactive structuring. We believe we know that it is better to actualize interactively than to reintermediate intuitively. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% 100% accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded, clicks-and-mortar macro-co-branded, next-generation CAE" really mean? We will embrace the aptitude of web services to streamline. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The structuring factor is six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our resource-constrained blog-based C2C but our power to empower. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think ultra-nano-client-focused. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Java. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to evolve intuitively. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. We understand that it is better to embrace transparently than to reintermediate super-globally. Without portals, you will lack frictionless six-sigma reconfigurable, reality-based world-class, long-term obfuscation. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We usually repurpose value-added cutting-edge viral iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for coping with emerging mindshare? We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces". We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be out-of-the-box? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our power to streamline. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to unleash micro-magnetically. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned niches, deliverables are forced to become short-term.