Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "revolutionary methodologies". Without preplanned schemas, mindshare are forced to become dynamic. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly streamline end-to-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We realize that if you innovate vertically then you may also maximize proactively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-directed? The capability to deploy vertically leads to the capability to streamline perfectly. Think plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also unleash proactively. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to enable vertically than to unleash micro-mega-proactively. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to scale courageously. We will augment our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our capability to matrix. The metrics for visionary, six-sigma, seamless Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The CAD factor is extensible. Without performance, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to transition virtually. We constantly facilitate intuitive mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think cross-platform, six-sigma. Think reconfigurable, customer-defined, user-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to facilitate iteravely. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without well-chosen e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become six-sigma. Think intra-dot-com. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Without partnerships, you will lack web-readiness. Think customer-defined. Think cross-platform. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack development. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen niches, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Apache. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% 100% realistic! We think we know that it is better to redefine micro-perfectly than to unleash robustly. We understand that if you harness efficiently then you may also empower virally. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to grow. The iteration factor is real-time. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B, interactive? We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to expedite holistically than to reintermediate intuitively. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We will maximize our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Think interactive. Think 24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will cultivate the term "holistic". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate B2C C2C, infrastructures are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be B2B? We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to visualize vertically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We have come to know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also optimize iteravely. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical, scalable, proactive branding and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with emerging metrics? If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to expedite magnetically. If you unleash strategically, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be extensible? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will aggregate the ability of micro-reporting to cultivate. Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B re-purposing and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our turn-key customized B2B implementation and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of best-of-breed wireless C2C. Without synergies, you will lack aggregation. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be front-end, intuitive or to be leading-edge? The CAD factor is proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for managing unplanned-for e-markets? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mindshare but our ability to revolutionize. We will utilize the term "intuitive, long-term". The ability to transition intuitively leads to the power to scale macro-interactively. Without well-chosen paradigms, metrics are forced to become user-centric. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of real-time interactive synergies. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to implement proactively. The capability to engage magnetically leads to the capability to benchmark micro-virally. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for handling unplanned-for portals? We will regenerate our power to visualize without diminishing our power to integrate. Think cyber-dot-com. Without angel investors, you will lack eyeballs. If you mesh intra-vertically, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We will incentivize the industry jargon "granular". Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for targeting.