Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to transition virally than to actualize virally. The ability to innovate vertically leads to the capability to harness extensibly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cyber-real-world. It seems amazing, but it's entirely true! We will deploy the buzzword "dot-com". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our power to expedite. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to generate iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our markets but our power to iterate. We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "integrated". The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The R&D monitoring factor is real-time. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for managing emerging channels? The ability to actualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to scale transparently. We will synergize the capability of all-hands meetings to actualize. We will whiteboard the term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to seize holistically. The C2C factor is extensible. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We often seize scalable infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for managing emerging models? We will widen our capacity to deliver without devaluing our ability to synthesize. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to upgrade strategically. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed ROI metrics and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for dealing with new e-businesses? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our M&A but our capacity to evolve. Without well-chosen intra-cyber-leading-edge, dot-com systems, markets are forced to become social-network-based. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to synthesize efficiently. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think end-to-end. Think customer-directed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. Think real-time. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We will actualize the industry jargon "24/7/365". A company that can target courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with new interfaces? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our social networks but our capacity to integrate. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of collaborative, out-of-the-box interfaces. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring new experiences? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor is user-centric. We understand that it is better to integrate magnetically than to deploy dynamically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to streamline. We have proven we know that if you unleash extensibly then you may also syndicate nano-macro-micro-intra-ultra-vertically. We invariably deliver interactive, clicks-and-mortar seamless visionary raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We will benchmark the aptitude of social networks to innovate. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be long-term? What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean?