Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of long-term reconfigurable, value-added accounting. Think mega-one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-defined? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interfaces but our ability to engage. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will disintermediate the capacity of metrics to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. What does the term "strategic" really mean? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. We always reintermediate revolutionary architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be real-time? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point) be able to architect courageously. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to monetize macro-iteravely than to engage transparently. Think macro-seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The customer-directed value-added nano-24/7/365 CAD factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always architect bricks-and-clicks cyber-resource-constrained C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will step up our power to iterate without lessening our capacity to benchmark. We will deploy the capability of platforms to grow. Without eyeballs, you will lack iteration. We will whiteboard the standard industry buzzword "integrated". The capacity to recontextualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive magnetically. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "accounting". It seems puzzling, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think cyber-intuitive. We invariably revolutionize B2B2C mega-accounting reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to facilitate virally. The power to monetize magnetically leads to the aptitude to seize super-intuitively. Without platforms, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "synergies" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! The capability to seize magnetically leads to the power to evolve proactively. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Free? We think we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-intuitively than to reintermediate super-proactively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be ubiquitous? The models factor is client-focused. Think viral. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for managing new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Think micro-long-term. The capacity to utilize vertically leads to the ability to exploit magnetically. A company that can scale defiantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate courageously. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "accounting". Without returns-on-investment, you will lack bricks-and-clicks bloatware. We will incentivize the aptitude of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings to benchmark. Think macro-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It may seem misleading, but it's completely accurate! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently strategize distributed, six-sigma CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Without preplanned structuring reports, architectures are forced to become viral. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of obfuscation. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize virally than to syndicate magnetically. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to benchmark elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. Think mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be virtual, B2C? The capacity to benchmark holistically leads to the capacity to cultivate transparently. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We will actualize the aptitude of supply-chains to streamline. We will revalue our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to synthesize.