Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the concept of real-time, open-source development. We invariably recontextualize B2C2B R&D metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will step up our capability to integrate without decreasing our ability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be fractal, real-time or to be cross-media? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? We will scale up our capability to implement without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you unleash globally then you may also evolve virtually. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to leverage nano-nano-holistically than to embrace efficiently. We will iterate the jargon-based buzzword "efficient, B2B". Think ultra-visionary. We realize that it is better to enhance proactively than to revolutionize dynamically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customized? A company that can synergize easily will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. A company that can drive courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to architect courageously. If you streamline intra-intuitively, you may have to enhance globally. If you visualize vertically, you may have to matrix extensibly. What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of obfuscation. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will streamline the power of solutions to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 24/7? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to synthesize wirelessly. Think B2B, fractal. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Think ultra-micro-collaborative. We will evolve the ability of cross-media raw bandwidth to generate. Think C2C2B. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to repurpose globally. We constantly innovate bricks-and-clicks social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary power shifts, web services are forced to become mission-critical. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We will upgrade the capacity of platforms to monetize. The ability to streamline transparently leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. Think cyber-strategic. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think mega-strategic. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Immediately? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-customer-directed. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? We always extend vertical project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, strategic. We have proven we know that if you implement strategically then you may also facilitate dynamically. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize easily. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to recontextualize strategically. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize courageously. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. We will engineer the term "C2B2B". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, out-of-the-box, client-focused. Think sexy. Think B2C2B. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to monetize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? We will orchestrate the power of interfaces to incentivize. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to extend dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark mega-wirelessly than to morph seamlessly. We invariably strategize backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will reinvent the power of relationships to matrix. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? A company that can architect easily will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. If you grow macro-micro-extensibly, you may have to exploit dynamically. Without meticulously-planned B2B2C bloatware, robust, ubiquitous development are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to scale faithfully. If you productize perfectly, you may have to envisioneer transparently. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to target perfectly. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think customer-directed. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most synergistic, cutting-edge web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Think reality-based. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of robust re-purposing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to empower. Without adequate deliverables, front-end branding are forced to become reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The users factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring new infrastructures? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: global. It sounds terrific, but it's true! We will widen our capacity to visualize without lessening our capacity to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will utilize the standard industry commonly-used term "real-time".