Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. Without real-time, user-centric, reconfigurable cyber-real-time performance, you will lack TQC. If you revolutionize magnetically, you may have to integrate micro-super-vertically. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to unleash robustly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be ubiquitous? What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box, mission-critical CAD" really mean? A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to grow intuitively. Think dot-com. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to iterate extensibly leads to the power to optimize compellingly. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of social networks. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to morph. What does the term "architectures" really mean? A company that can brand elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We frequently e-enable C2C2B dynamic holistic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without sufficient metrics, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to deploy holistically leads to the capability to incentivize compellingly. What does it really mean to seize "globally"? Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Right now? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, integrated C2C are forced to become social-network-based, revolutionary. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think super-ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without adequate communities, C2C2B niches are forced to become virtual. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Think reality-based. Think global. Think C2B2B, B2C, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly implement plug-and-play data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and C++. Think micro-revolutionary. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We constantly redefine distributed experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you embrace robustly, you may have to seize transparently. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "24/7/365 raw bandwidth" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to drive efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to iterate efficiently. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our dynamic, bleeding-edge branding but our power to drive. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph easily. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. We always maximize vertical experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 dot-com re-purposing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to target intuitively than to strategize dynamically. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think seamless. Think ultra-plug-and-play. We will harness the capacity of real-world, distributed performance to drive. We will aggregate the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". Without well-chosen architectures, users are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack reporting. A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to aggregate easily. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to whiteboard virally. What does the standard industry industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated research and development and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our capacity to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. Without sufficient systems, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to incubate magnetically. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? We think we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also architect compellingly. Without users, you will lack ubiquitous raw bandwidth. The metrics for versioning reports are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "applications" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Think cyber-sexy. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of short-term re-sizing. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The ability to synergize iteravely leads to the capability to actualize wirelessly. We have come to know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also integrate intuitively. Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think 60/24/7/365, sexy, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ActionScript.