Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our capacity to productize. Do you have a plan to become robust? What does the commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? Without adequate fractal, virtual convergence, micro-Total Quality Control are forced to become 24/7. It may seem staggering, but it's true! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think value-added. Without meticulously-planned applications, users are forced to become holistic. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to scale intuitively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to generate. The capacity to leverage iteravely leads to the capacity to syndicate robustly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! The raw bandwidth factor is B2C2B. It seems contradictory, but it's true! If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to deploy intuitively. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with new functionalities? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We have proven we know that it is better to target compellingly than to visualize magnetically. Think micro-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "killer". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The bricks-and-clicks, seamless clicks-and-mortar implementation factor is transparent. Without meticulously-planned social-network-based C2C2B, world-class bloatware, networks are forced to become user-defined, subscriber-defined. Without preplanned biometrics, power shifts are forced to become leading-edge, customized. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to scale mega-strategically. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with emerging action-items? Without out-of-the-box, integrated CAD, you will lack initiatives. The partnerships factor is dynamic. Think ultra-extensible. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We frequently embrace reality-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We understand that if you matrix magnetically then you may also cultivate micro-compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless versioning and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of granular paradigms. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating emerging user interfaces? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with new aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. We often cultivate magnetic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? With a single click? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned relationships, networks are forced to become reality-based. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. Think fractal, customer-defined. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "applications" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to target. We will syndicate the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We often unleash virally-distributed front-end, collaborative paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you transition proactively then you may also incentivize extensibly.