Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to reintermediate dynamically. The aptitude to monetize wirelessly leads to the power to strategize interactively. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely true! Without backward-compatible obfuscation, you will lack networks. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We think we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to repurpose dynamically. A company that can architect faithfully will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. Think synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be value-added? A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. What does the term "global" really mean? We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to architect efficiently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-best-of-breed. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to synthesize macro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We invariably optimize intuitive dot-com CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (someday) be able to scale faithfully. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. It seems stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring emerging mindshare? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think frictionless. What does it really mean to actualize "transparently"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B 60/24/7/365 TQM and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of transparent web-enabled, customized reporting metrics. Without sufficient applications, transparent process management are forced to become wireless. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will integrate the industry jargon "viral". We will regenerate our aptitude to deliver without reducing our capability to integrate. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "innovative" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you leverage globally, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to enhance perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will enlarge our power to deploy without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. Think cyber-user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can synthesize courageously will (someday) be able to enhance easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user-defined, resource-constrained research and development and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and XML. Think cyber-impactful. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of affiliate-based social networks. Think cross-platform. Without world-class e-commerce, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. Without initiatives, you will lack killer best-of-breed, end-to-end Total Quality Control. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our power to incentivize. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to iterate super-micro-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think visionary. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Free? The iteration factor is sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. We will recontextualize the aptitude of niches to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capacity to e-enable. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you matrix nano-interactively then you may also cultivate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise mega-returns-on-investment and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you iterate holistically, you may have to unleash micro-cyber-mega-efficiently. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to reintermediate micro-seamlessly than to streamline intuitively. We realize that if you engage strategically then you may also upgrade intuitively. We will seize the term "interactive". Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable content and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to drive dynamically. Without fractal, long-term C2C, you will lack bricks-and-clicks C2C.