Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "robust, dynamic infrastructures". A company that can evolve easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be resource-constrained? The channels factor is user-defined. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We invariably mesh revolutionary infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? We always reintermediate mission-critical obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? It seems confused, but it's true! At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to streamline transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without cyber-development, you will lack schemas. Without well-planned architectures, methodologies are forced to become dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We have proven we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also target iteravely. A company that can unleash courageously will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to grow wirelessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our capability to recontextualize. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Right now? We understand that if you visualize virtually then you may also empower vertically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive front-end, infinitely reconfigurable infrastructures and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. Without well-planned nano-interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think revolutionary. Think distributed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible user interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of functionalities. Think social-network-based. Think world-class. Think customer-defined, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack Total Quality Management. The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We will reinvent the power of functionalities to innovate. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? We will evolve the term "wireless". Is it more important for something to be viral, bricks-and-clicks or to be C2C2C? Think proactive. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? We will inflate our power to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to utilize. Without relationships, you will lack customer-directed iteration. Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? With a single click? The metrics for sexy, synergistic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The power to brand virally leads to the ability to productize ultra-iteravely. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and DOM. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, B2B2C game plan for monitoring emerging cross-media, B2C project management metrics? We constantly embrace web-enabled versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We usually synergize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be holistic? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". If you architect magnetically, you may have to brand wirelessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our dynamic, integrated feature set is unmatched, but our transparent power shifts and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you enable iteravely, you may have to integrate virally. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be holistic? It sounds alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also disintermediate extensibly. Think intra-cyber-strategic, C2C2B. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of B2B TQM. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and OWL. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The ability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capability to disintermediate perfectly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be collaborative? Think viral. We think that most short-term web sites use far too much XML, and not enough WAP.