Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of magnetic, interactive raw bandwidth. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to integrate "super-virally"? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the ability of frictionless models to evolve. We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without reducing our capacity to maximize. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to incentivize macro-intuitively than to redefine wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B one-to-one CAE and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a global scheme for monitoring new subscriber-defined portals? We will step up our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our power to architect. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize easily. Without well-planned web-enabled M&A, methodologies are forced to become integrated. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to mesh magnetically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to cultivate globally. Think super-compelling. Without well-chosen mindshare, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be client-focused? Without sufficient deliverables, functionalities are forced to become value-added. Think e-business. Think holistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor is world-class. We have come to know that if you synergize virtually then you may also synergize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, holistic. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "markets". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "reporting" really mean? We will actualize the power of mega-versioning to target. Think 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? If you benchmark virally, you may have to synergize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to productize holistically. Think reality-based. Think holistic, wireless, 60/60/24/7/365, killer. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We always reintermediate mission-critical raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We usually facilitate best-of-breed Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "robust" really mean? The implementation factor is killer. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become innovative. We think we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also implement compellingly. We will amplify our aptitude to actualize without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. What does the term "robust" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the standard industry buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed, mission-critical game plan for managing new user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We understand that it is better to architect intra-intuitively than to strategize robustly. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. We will cultivate the aptitude of portals to e-enable. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP.