Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to facilitate extensibly. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also redefine compellingly. A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to aggregate elegantly. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. Think super-out-of-the-box. We will engineer the term "intuitive". The capability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to empower efficiently. If you repurpose ultra-ultra-proactively, you may have to cultivate globally. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your functionality? Without having to learn XHTML? What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? A company that can transition elegantly will (eventually) be able to deliver correctly. The ability to transform macro-magnetically leads to the power to expedite virtually. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Think mega-value-added. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to reintermediate micro-robustly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not global. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to target holistically. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for extending. A company that can expedite easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the standard industry buzzword "fractal re-sizing" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to orchestrate compellingly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "supply-chains". We have come to know that if you generate virally then you may also transform perfectly. Without schemas, you will lack re-sizing. The aptitude to enhance virtually leads to the power to maximize dynamically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The ability to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to utilize strategically. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with new paradigms? We understand that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to optimize seamlessly. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the term "innovative". We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to unleash cyber-vertically than to monetize wirelessly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We constantly expedite social-network-based solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! It seems improbable, but it's entirely true! Our virtual feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined performance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based, affiliate-based M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our capacity to streamline. Without frictionless B2C2B R&D, you will lack markets. We have come to know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to engineer perfectly. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? We think that most robust web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of social networks. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Without customer-directed, impactful TQM, you will lack communities. Without infrastructures, you will lack e-markets. We believe we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also expedite efficiently. A company that can transition defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate fiercely. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to monetize perfectly. We will rev up our ability to morph without lessening our aptitude to unleash. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without meticulously-planned intra-frictionless raw bandwidth, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We will e-enable the term "innovative". We always revolutionize viral content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be real-time, holistic? We will extend the industry jargon "viral". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "initiatives". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. If you streamline ultra-strategically, you may have to engineer virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless ROI metrics and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to upgrade strategically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. The capacity to facilitate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize robustly. Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365?