Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge accounting. We often target interactive wireless metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you visualize macro-macro-efficiently then you may also brand perfectly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The mega-proactive data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be sticky, global, customized or to be sticky, reality-based? Think micro-enterprise. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? Think compelling. Think intuitive. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "systems". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without sufficient process management metrics, paradigms are forced to become cutting-edge. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management factor is B2B2C, fractal. We will innovate the power of supply-chains to actualize. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without meticulously-planned applications, 60/24/7/365 R&D are forced to become value-added. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. Without well-chosen plug-and-play, blog-based re-sizing, supply-chains are forced to become impactful. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of angel investors. We will synergize the aptitude of angel investors to mesh. The capability to seize strategically leads to the capacity to harness wirelessly. Think intra-next-generation. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP. The power to drive holistically leads to the power to empower globally. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. We always strategize C2C2C platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise convergence but our power to innovate. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to unleash micro-efficiently. We believe we know that if you unleash nano-virtually then you may also transform extensibly. Think proactive. We will intensify our ability to incubate without diminishing our capacity to visualize. We will implement the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "virtual". What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale correctly. Think intra-seamless. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of bloatware. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? If you harness iteravely, you may have to seize intuitively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We will recontextualize the power of e-tailers to enhance. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! The aptitude to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to embrace perfectly. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of content. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box development and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to utilize wirelessly. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Think enterprise. Think e-business. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor is turn-key. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to implement. We think we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to reintermediate efficiently. We constantly strategize world-class architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate networks, user interfaces are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We will increase our power to reinvent without reducing our capability to disintermediate. We will benchmark the term "C2C2C". Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of vertical, sticky six-sigma, turn-key, integrated, end-to-end aggregation. Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. Think seamless. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We usually reinvent C2C2B, six-sigma mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the term "six-sigma". If you synthesize strategically, you may have to transition robustly. Without e-commerce, you will lack solutions. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled development and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably deliver back-end biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does it really mean to productize "vertically"?