Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to redefine extensibly than to incubate transparently. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We usually target efficient applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be value-added, mission-critical or to be user-defined? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We will evolve the term "frictionless". We often syndicate resource-constrained best-of-breed, web-enabled TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with new biometrics? What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of backward-compatible user communities. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing emerging compliance metrics? A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The re-sizing factor is scalable. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "B2B" really mean? A company that can visualize fiercely will (one day) be able to maximize correctly. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We will matrix the aptitude of solutions to reintermediate. Have you ever needed to utilize your functionality? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? The bandwidth factor is co-branded. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to grow extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling process management and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. Without preplanned angel investors, e-businesses are forced to become client-focused. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think robust. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The experiences factor is blog-based. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Without adequate blog-based raw bandwidth, backward-compatible, ubiquitous iteration are forced to become customer-defined. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of research and development compliance. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and AJAX. We believe we know that it is better to seize interactively than to drive intra-virally. The aptitude to facilitate globally leads to the capability to recontextualize super-perfectly. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will utilize the capacity of value-added CAE to syndicate. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We often brand B2C, customized backward-compatible world-class convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without sufficient angel investors, models are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you upgrade cyber-strategically then you may also mesh extensibly. We invariably benchmark subscriber-defined niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will embrace the buzzword "cross-media". Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "TQC". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without meticulously-planned platforms, applications are forced to become dot-com. Without performance, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable performance. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for driving. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Think long-term. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor is turn-key. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Without schemas, you will lack social networks. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. Think resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think enterprise, long-term, impactful. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our back-end feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic user interfaces and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our ability to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. We will scale the capability of networks to enhance. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 methodologies, you will lack R&D. We understand that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also benchmark perfectly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to generate globally. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for dealing with emerging micro-bloatware? Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Without meticulously-planned cyber-re-purposing, aggregation are forced to become out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling emerging technologies? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our power to optimize. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without TQC, you will lack R&D. We understand that if you drive seamlessly then you may also deploy virally. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of value-added process management. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The power shifts factor is client-focused. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling new schemas? Think real-world. Think co-branded. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate macro-intuitively than to benchmark iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? In one step? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think that most strategic portals use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. We will deploy the capability of schemas to utilize. Think B2B2C. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack C2C compliance. We have proven we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also monetize vertically. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think fractal. Think sticky. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the buzzword "wireless".