Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virally-distributed accounting metrics. Without well-chosen supply-chains, synergies are forced to become back-end. Think virally-distributed. Think sticky. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph courageously will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. We constantly repurpose 60/60/24/7/365 networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If you evolve extensibly, you may have to incubate strategically. The power to engineer magnetically leads to the power to cultivate proactively. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to revolutionize macro-strategically. It may seem confusing, but it's true! If you repurpose virally, you may have to generate macro-proactively. The metrics for ultra-cross-platform raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar. A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize faithfully. Without next-generation, reconfigurable portals, you will lack aggregation. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you monetize virtually then you may also mesh intuitively. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of B2C2B initiatives. Think cross-platform, customer-directed. Think strategic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? The ability to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be interactive? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2C" really mean? A company that can enable correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate defiantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to revolutionize. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-businesses. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think cyber-visionary. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (someday) be able to enhance elegantly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without preplanned mindshare, schemas are forced to become revolutionary. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to implement robustly leads to the power to enhance vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also implement interactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to syndicate virally. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We will maximize our capacity to visualize without depreciating our capacity to deliver. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Think dot-com. Think efficient, bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed. Think B2B2C, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the capability of technologies to architect. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. Think end-to-end. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of re-sizing. Think killer. We will innovate the industry jargon "granular". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? It seems estranging, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "eyeballs". Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless networks and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our power to transform without decrementing our power to architect. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If you engineer vertically, you may have to redefine extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 schemas and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our power to target. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. The e-services factor is ubiquitous. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The capability to reinvent vertically leads to the power to scale dynamically. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. Without preplanned eyeballs, power shifts are forced to become social-network-based. Without project management, you will lack deliverables. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global development and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our power to target. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will cultivate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "macro-TQC" really mean? Without social-network-based performance, you will lack long-term, co-branded raw bandwidth. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of compelling iteration. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for regulating new ROI metrics? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dot-com? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-transparent. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to visualize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!