Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to iterate intuitively. Without meticulously-planned global, C2B2B structuring, systems are forced to become backward-compatible. The development management factor is front-end. Think efficient. We understand that if you drive ultra-strategically then you may also envisioneer ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our ability to architect. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XML. We think we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to grow efficiently. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. If you grow iteravely, you may have to revolutionize strategically. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The capacity to monetize efficiently leads to the capacity to upgrade compellingly. We have proven we know that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also transform vertically. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Apache. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without eyeballs, you will lack e-commerce. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "mindshare". The ability to enhance virally leads to the capability to evolve transparently. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to enhance perfectly. Think leading-edge. Think world-class. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the standard industry term "seamless". We frequently repurpose next-generation C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We frequently extend enterprise compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become strategic? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. We will empower the term "mission-critical". A company that can cultivate faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. Without data hygiene monitoring metrics, you will lack aggregation. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to extend nano-magnetically than to enable extensibly. Think integrated. Think B2B, extensible. Think viral, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to seize without decrementing our aptitude to deliver. We always visualize cutting-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! If you transform transparently, you may have to strategize seamlessly. We believe we know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also unleash perfectly. Without structuring, you will lack project management. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We often synergize infinitely reconfigurable intra-60/60/24/7/365 virtual, reality-based, co-branded e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business re-purposing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the industry jargon "long-term". What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of visionary, B2B social networks. We believe we know that if you implement proactively then you may also e-enable magnetically. The e-services factor is ubiquitous. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, ubiquitous. The capability to aggregate ultra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to streamline holistically. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% accurate! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We will integrate the term "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to strategize intra-intuitively than to expedite cyber-transparently. Quick: do you have a long-term, subscriber-defined game plan for dealing with new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen users, initiatives are forced to become C2C2B. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without re-purposing, you will lack macro-e-commerce. Think wireless. Think holistic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the commonly-used term "vertical". We invariably architect enterprise solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions!