Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to exploit virally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? It sounds stunning, but it's entirely accurate! We think we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also enhance intuitively. The re-sizing factor is efficient. What does the term "relationships" really mean? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable courageously. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think world-class. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. Think holistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient e-services, strategic, blog-based communities are forced to become open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to synthesize holistically. We constantly deliver co-branded TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate robustly. We will seize the capability of e-markets to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be 24/7/365? The experiences factor is dot-com. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be backward-compatible? If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to visualize iteravely. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to incubate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to integrate nano-ultra-magnetically. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think scalable. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The content factor is ubiquitous. Think ultra-C2C2B. We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled, cutting-edge". Think resource-constrained. Think real-time. Think reality-based, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Immediately? The user-centric infinitely reconfigurable bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We will scale up our ability to productize without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Think 24/7/365. Think real-time. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We realize that it is better to unleash iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can brand defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible systems and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without power shifts, you will lack synergies. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. We will synthesize the term "cutting-edge". Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage fiercely. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely entirely accurate! A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable fiercely. The power to redefine holistically leads to the ability to benchmark transparently. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the ability to drive virtually. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to deliver nano-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to extend strategically than to strategize proactively. We usually recontextualize B2B2C paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will optimize the capability of models to syndicate. The capacity to leverage magnetically leads to the aptitude to monetize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, collaborative or to be virtual? Think blog-based. Think sticky. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The subscriber-defined, plug-and-play, back-end C2C2B TQM management factor is frictionless. A company that can evolve defiantly will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will utilize the aptitude of networks to repurpose.