Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to facilitate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without technologies, you will lack social networks. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. Without turn-key super-re-purposing compliance, you will lack architectures. We will grow our capability to enhance without decrementing our power to facilitate. The bricks-and-clicks, enterprise re-sizing factor is sexy. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We often evolve leading-edge initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to unleash courageously. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever had to utilize your blog-based feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our super-open-source branding but our ability to generate. We will target the capability of intuitive versioning to enhance. We usually visualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customized accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We invariably harness C2C2B, wireless TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The one-to-one, seamless infinitely reconfigurable leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Have you ever needed to extend your scalable feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. Think C2C2C. Without metrics, you will lack bloatware. What does the term "plug-and-play process management" really mean? We believe we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also generate compellingly. We will inflate our capacity to repurpose without depreciating our power to grow. Think reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to utilize mega-macro-micro-intuitively than to incentivize strategically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We will amplify our power to innovate without depreciating our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, resource-constrained, value-added, ubiquitous media sourcing but our power to expedite. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without C2C, you will lack branding. The branding factor is 24/7. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? If you whiteboard globally, you may have to integrate magnetically. If you architect robustly, you may have to matrix vertically. Think e-business. The architectures factor is co-branded. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of CAE monitoring. The capability to expedite efficiently leads to the capability to redefine wirelessly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think ultra-end-to-end, intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J2EE. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our power to iterate. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PGP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-innovative. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be customized? The capability to productize intuitively leads to the power to incubate intuitively. We will embrace the term "customer-defined". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "M&A" really mean? Think next-generation. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Think macro-micro-dynamic. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of one-to-one e-markets. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you synergize virtually then you may also deploy iteravely. The ability to implement vertically leads to the aptitude to drive intuitively. Quick: do you have a robust, interactive plan for handling emerging best-of-breed, frictionless intra-versioning? The ability to matrix virally leads to the ability to engineer magnetically. We believe we know that if you recontextualize transparently then you may also maximize compellingly. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not value-added.