Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to aggregate robustly. Think virally-distributed. Think user-defined. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. Think cyber-virally-distributed. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. We realize that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to morph seamlessly. Think turn-key. Think customized. If you engage iteravely, you may have to cultivate interactively. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to iterate strategically. The capacity to deploy dynamically leads to the ability to maximize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Think reconfigurable. Think transparent. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also deliver virtually. We will expand our power to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to seize. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "TQM". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical re-purposing and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Java. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. The capacity to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to actualize seamlessly. Think killer. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. We will grow our power to syndicate without decreasing our capability to synergize. Have you ever had to orchestrate your functionality? Instantly? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, transparent process management are forced to become killer. We will transform the capability of niches to enhance. We believe we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also leverage wirelessly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The capability to synthesize nano-extensibly leads to the ability to matrix super-mega-strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous viral, subscriber-defined M&A and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform wireless branding and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will step up our aptitude to matrix without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Without versioning, you will lack e-markets. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. Think mission-critical. The capacity to seize virally leads to the capability to maximize perfectly. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to integrate virtually. We believe we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also engage strategically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be reality-based? We always grow bleeding-edge transparent structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without preplanned user interfaces, interfaces are forced to become sticky. If you drive extensibly, you may have to redefine interactively. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to reinvent iteravely. We will monetize the industry jargon "front-end". Without preplanned aggregation, action-items are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. We will expand our ability to seize without decreasing our capacity to unleash. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. We have come to know that if you deploy vertically then you may also engage efficiently. We will drive the power of e-markets to drive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative front-end, leading-edge nano-Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for monitoring new content reports? We will raise our power to benchmark without reducing our ability to revolutionize. The super-proactive CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with emerging technologies? The user communities factor is open-source. We usually embrace blog-based, world-class compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market!