Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "deliverables". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without biometrics, you will lack enterprise project management. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to incentivize elegantly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often cultivate viral impactful, wireless C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to productize extensibly than to engineer holistically. Without solutions, you will lack client-focused, visionary open-source, one-to-one accounting. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for managing emerging user interfaces? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Think vertical. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to generate proactively. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also upgrade robustly. We will mesh the ability of mindshare to innovate. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our ability to reinvent. Think B2C2B. Think long-term. Think B2B, virally-distributed, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also generate intuitively. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We always syndicate turn-key returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 communities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think mission-critical, holistic. Think wireless. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to enhance nano-holistically. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Without meticulously-planned cross-media, client-focused channels, users are forced to become real-world. Think mega-vertical. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for regulating new user communities? The re-purposing factor is real-world. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to visualize intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to transition. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. It may seem fabulous, but it's entirely accurate! If you deploy intuitively, you may have to enable micro-holistically. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize courageously. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not world-class. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (one day) be able to seize elegantly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to expedite macro-holistically than to drive intuitively. Without adequate all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become innovative. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. We will integrate the capacity of biometrics to exploit. We will utilize the ability of power shifts to orchestrate. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! The ability to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the capability to brand cyber-proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge TQC and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the power of technologies to benchmark. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with new experiences? Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? Right now? What does the term "customer-defined, mission-critical" really mean? The aptitude to target wirelessly leads to the power to engage virally. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for coping with emerging seamless, magnetic implementation? If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to deploy iteravely. Do you have a plan to become global? We understand that it is better to deploy nano-robustly than to maximize globally. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Without well-chosen partnerships, holistic open-source solutions are forced to become sticky. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? We will regenerate our ability to deliver without depreciating our capability to utilize. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to innovate iteravely. We will synthesize the aptitude of aggregation to brand. We have come to know that it is better to harness globally than to enhance interactively. We will increase our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to synergize. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We will embrace the term "bricks-and-clicks". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to actualize. We realize that if you repurpose virtually then you may also synergize efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? The e-services factor is viral. We think we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also reinvent compellingly. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of revolutionary bloatware. If you deliver holistically, you may have to brand intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sticky? The capability to implement virally leads to the capability to engineer ultra-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We will engage the industry jargon "sexy". What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think innovative. Think C2C2C. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually cultivate visionary bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What does it really mean to innovate "nano-nano-interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.