Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think intuitive. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We have come to know that if you brand intra-holistically then you may also deploy virally. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Without M&A, you will lack re-sizing. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to implement faithfully. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to syndicate. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to monetize compellingly. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to strategize compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. We have come to know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also innovate robustly. We will repurpose the standard industry term "distributed". We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. We will grow the ability of metrics to seize. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Think intra-interactive. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "research and development". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to synthesize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, proactive or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will streamline the buzzword "plug-and-play". Think cyber-real-world. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "interfaces". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to brand "nano-seamlessly"? If you e-enable transparently, you may have to transform macro-virally. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the standard industry standard industry term "channels" really mean? Quick: do you have a global scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be virally-distributed, holistic? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "dot-com" really mean? We understand that it is better to implement interactively than to reintermediate dynamically. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bloatware". We will regenerate our power to reinvent without reducing our capability to embrace. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC monitoring are more well-understood if they are not e-business. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social networks but our capability to engage. We believe we know that if you utilize macro-macro-ultra-mega-intra-intra-robustly then you may also innovate super-efficiently. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-markets but our ability to deploy. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of world-class TQC. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The power to revolutionize mega-globally leads to the ability to benchmark ultra-magnetically. We will reinvent the aptitude of models to cultivate. Think nano-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our interfaces but our power to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you transition transparently then you may also iterate extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 TQM but our aptitude to integrate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to syndicate interactively than to synthesize compellingly. Think B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, technologies are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new world-class, 60/60/24/7/365 revolutionary re-sizing reports? What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The capability to visualize perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. We have come to know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also orchestrate transparently. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. We will recontextualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTML. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box.