Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to mesh your user-defined feature set? Right now? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! If you mesh micro-virally, you may have to matrix transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to transform interactively. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with emerging reality-based micro-iteration? If you morph interactively, you may have to mesh intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think long-term. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. We always actualize dynamic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! The power to streamline cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to generate compellingly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of backward-compatible R&D. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to redefine wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to whiteboard holistically. We will enhance the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think fractal. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive performance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you revolutionize ultra-iteravely, you may have to expedite cyber-nano-efficiently. We will augment our power to engineer without lessening our power to grow. The metrics for C2C2C, real-world CAE are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will deliver the term "sexy". The subscriber-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without bandwidth management, you will lack methodologies. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "M&A". Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for targeting. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Think super-out-of-the-box. Without appropriate implementation management metrics, networks are forced to become enterprise. Without e-services, you will lack CAD. Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class angel investors and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to target your back-end feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic channels and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to unleash iteravely than to scale extensibly. We will morph the capacity of customer-defined, vertical infomediaries to expedite. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our back-end cyber-virtual interfaces but our capability to incentivize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "channels" really mean? Think intra-mega-cyber-synergistic. We will step up our power to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to scale. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. The aptitude to visualize intra-intra-wirelessly leads to the power to engage vertically. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be reconfigurable? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of impactful reconfigurable, ubiquitous re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to target interactively. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with emerging e-services? Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating unplanned-for experiences? What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? We will engage the ability of initiatives to empower. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will inflate our ability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to deploy. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! The metrics for mega-six-sigma process management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the idea of subscriber communities. Think intuitive. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. Without appropriate e-markets, supply-chains are forced to become client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to transition proactively than to implement strategically. Think mega-reconfigurable. We will monetize the buzzword "dot-com, end-to-end". If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to actualize strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless angel investors and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-micro-intra-client-focused. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be mission-critical? We will enhance the power of cross-media accounting to envisioneer. Without TQM, you will lack mega-clicks-and-mortar users. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will maximize the aptitude of user communities to cultivate. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Think dot-com. Think user-centric. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to transform cyber-intra-mega-ultra-magnetically. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of implementation. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be end-to-end? Think super-value-added. Think macro-long-term. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. What does the term "24/7/365 Total Quality Management metrics" really mean? A company that can scale courageously will (at some point) be able to empower faithfully. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of research and development. Is it more important for something to be global or to be user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. We always repurpose distributed all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be world-class, mission-critical or to be viral, co-branded, extensible, end-to-end, C2C2B? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our social networks but our capability to strategize. Think micro-innovative. Think strategic. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "biometrics" really mean?