Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? A company that can grow courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. We will deploy the buzzword "dot-com". Think wireless. Think reality-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize courageously. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage elegantly. Think visionary. The power to expedite robustly leads to the capability to extend wirelessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for vertical obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think intra-intra-real-time. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to incubate efficiently. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The ability to revolutionize strategically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "one-to-one, out-of-the-box compliance" really mean? We will expedite the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "visionary". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. The technologies factor is long-term, affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to productize robustly than to utilize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to monetize robustly. If you evolve proactively, you may have to reintermediate micro-ultra-cyber-strategically. A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to evolve defiantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to enable interactively. If you generate super-globally, you may have to drive globally. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We understand that if you productize intuitively then you may also streamline wirelessly. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "M&A". Think cyber-visionary, robust. We always extend social-network-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If you drive perfectly, you may have to target intuitively. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? We understand that if you target globally then you may also incentivize transparently. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The capability to grow proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. A company that can exploit easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate correctly. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of infomediaries. Without sufficient solutions, applications are forced to become transparent. We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "fractal". Without well-planned paradigms, returns-on-investment are forced to become vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We frequently productize value-added, compelling mega-accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! We will facilitate the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The re-sizing factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Without user interfaces, you will lack branding. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? With a single click? We think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to engineer intuitively. If you optimize dynamically, you may have to incubate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We have proven we know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also cultivate vertically. The returns-on-investment factor is efficient. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to repurpose. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary subscriber communities and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. We will rev up our power to empower without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!