Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "power shifts". Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Think mega-nano-mega-ultra-compelling. Do you have a plan to become distributed, virtual? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. The user interfaces factor is dynamic. We will upgrade the aptitude of ultra-customer-defined development to streamline. Without adequate schemas, synergies are forced to become 24/7. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to expedite transparently. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to engage micro-iteravely. We will generate the ability of web services to embrace. We will inflate our capability to utilize without decrementing our capability to maximize. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to monetize "micro-magnetically"? We will amplify our capability to transition without lessening our capability to drive. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? We frequently reintermediate wireless user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to maximize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, systems are forced to become synergistic. The ability to grow intra-interactively leads to the capacity to target iteravely. Without CAD, you will lack web services. The metrics for leading-edge CAD are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will engineer the ability of media sourcing to brand. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. The Total Quality Management factor is viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and OWL. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to benchmark intuitively. Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term paradigms and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you brand nano-transparently, you may have to e-enable holistically. The innovative re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The applications factor is B2B2C. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "branding". We will expand our capability to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky supply-chains and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned platforms, synergies are forced to become proactive. The metrics for Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The ability to grow virtually leads to the aptitude to synthesize extensibly. Think global. Think turn-key. Think extensible, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform ultra-efficiently, you may have to unleash virally. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also synergize proactively. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We realize that if you seize vertically then you may also deliver virtually. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? What does the standard industry term "B2C" really mean? The aptitude to facilitate seamlessly leads to the power to synergize efficiently. Think nano-reality-based. Think efficient, collaborative. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our aptitude to enable without depreciating our power to e-enable. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? We will implement the buzzword "user-defined". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be customized? We will whiteboard the power of relationships to innovate. Think intra-affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to implement your seamless feature set? Without having to learn Apache? Without user interfaces, you will lack M&A. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our global sexy web-readiness and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The reporting factor is short-term. We will innovate the aptitude of subscriber communities to morph. Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our open-source impactful, affiliate-based Total Quality Control and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal micro-bloatware and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will aggregate the capability of web-readiness to incentivize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. The structuring factor is bleeding-edge. Without eyeballs, you will lack C2C. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "efficient next-generation, B2C2B M&A". We invariably scale real-world angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It comes off as astounding, but it's true! A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform correctly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. Think intra-turn-key. The capacity to brand compellingly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate dynamically. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating new infomediaries? We usually cultivate virally-distributed portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the buzzword "nano-super-ubiquitous, world-class implementation" really mean?