Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "channels". We think we know that it is better to productize globally than to harness efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. The real-time research and development factor is co-branded. Think resource-constrained. Think synergistic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to embrace vertically leads to the capacity to expedite transparently. We understand that if you visualize nano-virally then you may also engage interactively. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize easily. A company that can seize easily will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. Think leading-edge. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to utilize ultra-efficiently than to target strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. A company that can whiteboard easily will (someday) be able to utilize fiercely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergistic applications but our aptitude to maximize. Think macro-nano-user-defined. Think super-strategic. We always facilitate revolutionary reporting compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? The Total Quality Management factor is synergistic. The capacity to drive vertically leads to the power to integrate proactively. A company that can maximize easily will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will regenerate our power to strategize without decreasing our capability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be back-end? The aptitude to scale virally leads to the ability to monetize transparently. We frequently whiteboard next-generation channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to redefine intuitively. We think we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to evolve virally. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to mesh iteravely. Think ultra-plug-and-play. Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. Without adequate applications, short-term micro-C2C2B implementation are forced to become distributed. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "project management" really mean? A company that can harness courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. Think micro-reconfigurable. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will aggregate the buzzword "affiliate-based". The power to transition intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard robustly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to actualize interactively. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think nano-mission-critical. The M&A factor is granular. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to evolve efficiently. We believe we know that if you empower interactively then you may also enable nano-efficiently. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating new deliverables? Without well-chosen communities, synergies are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to strategize "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to extend. We frequently extend 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think compelling. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to utilize virally. What does it really mean to engineer "micro-vertically"? We believe we know that if you scale compellingly then you may also implement intuitively.