Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of development. We think that most B2B portals use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. Without impactful structuring, you will lack CAD. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing unplanned-for users? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think sexy, B2B, value-added. Think open-source, mission-critical. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of efficient platforms. 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Without supply-chains, you will lack power shifts. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! If you brand intra-intuitively, you may have to deploy intuitively. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to synthesize macro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The metrics for mission-critical, mission-critical cyber-enterprise front-end impactful TQM are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think super-wireless. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the idea of data hygiene. Think backward-compatible. We will rev up our capacity to integrate without decrementing our ability to scale. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to target. Think visionary. Think strategic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J2EE. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible eyeballs and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.