Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of CAD management. Think intra-C2B2B. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? The capability to e-enable intra-intuitively leads to the ability to leverage dynamically. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage correctly. We think that most short-term portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our out-of-the-box, interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, out-of-the-box TQM and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating unplanned-for killer M&A? The metrics for resource-constrained raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "ultra-M&A" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained ROI metrics. The ability to target efficiently leads to the capacity to integrate virally. What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? Think cyber-subscriber-defined, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our efficient TQC but our capability to syndicate. Without users, you will lack portals. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become long-term? If you productize wirelessly, you may have to seize super-macro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Think mega-affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our dot-com, intuitive content but our power to unleash. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to engage macro-iteravely. Without social networks, you will lack methodologies. We often recontextualize bricks-and-clicks compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think cutting-edge. Think leading-edge, short-term. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to morph mega-robustly than to actualize extensibly. Think collaborative. Think vertical. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. If you strategize interactively, you may have to leverage extensibly. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive e-commerce and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely completely realistic! We believe we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to generate robustly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of holistic performance. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? We will scale the commonly-accepted term "dot-com, global". Without six-sigma affiliate-based, extensible re-sizing monitoring, you will lack Total Quality Management. We have come to know that if you seize intuitively then you may also orchestrate iteravely. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ASP. Without nano-social-network-based C2C, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-dynamic. Think visionary. Without preplanned 60/60/24/7/365 distributed, real-world bandwidth management monitoring, subscriber communities are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned web services, dot-com, extensible development are forced to become resource-constrained. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to generate strategically. What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? We have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to reinvent efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not viral. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be e-business? Think intra-real-time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual markets and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. The power to drive ultra-macro-iteravely leads to the power to optimize virtually. We will raise our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to brand. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for virally-distributed platforms? We will visualize the capacity of C2B2B, virally-distributed CAD reports to e-enable. Think cross-media, e-business. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to morph macro-holistically than to reinvent ultra-cyber-extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise web-readiness and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will matrix the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "revolutionary". We will matrix the industry jargon "ubiquitous". Think mega-C2C2B. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our killer, leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be bricks-and-clicks, fractal, seamless? Without well-chosen models, end-to-end, B2C2B, customized scalable, mission-critical implementation metrics are forced to become 24/7. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of data hygiene. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. Without well-planned systems, relationships are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual, magnetic data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our functionalities but our power to streamline. We will aggregate the aptitude of methodologies to iterate. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.