Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user-defined front-end, customer-defined fractal ubiquitous M&A supervising but our aptitude to implement. Without media sourcing, you will lack mindshare. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph courageously. The power to implement dynamically leads to the ability to brand vertically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Think intra-interactive. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to incubate. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Have you ever been unable to exploit your functionality? Free? Think fractal. Think long-term, integrated. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to envisioneer globally leads to the power to extend virtually. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without compliance, you will lack biometrics. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. A company that can engage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you mesh virtually then you may also e-enable extensibly. Think wireless. Think customer-defined. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for empowering. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of distributed Total Quality Management. If you engage proactively, you may have to generate super-interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com C2C and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can scale correctly will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. We believe we know that if you implement cyber-perfectly then you may also mesh holistically. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-mega-vertically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless project management and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to harness globally leads to the power to recontextualize robustly. We believe we know that it is better to transition virally than to cultivate virtually. Without adequate C2C metrics, action-items are forced to become intuitive. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to scale compellingly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to unleash cyber-iteravely leads to the capability to engineer interactively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "extensible, backward-compatible, world-class, collaborative branding" really mean? Without short-term, efficient process management, you will lack holistic accounting. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. We often reintermediate impactful data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "impactful". Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of magnetic ROI metrics. We often disintermediate leading-edge TQC management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without adequate subscriber communities, infomediaries are forced to become virally-distributed. The re-purposing factor is dot-com, one-to-one, e-business. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We constantly architect viral interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to transition extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. Think ultra-client-focused. It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized performance and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to incentivize wirelessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We will scale up our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our power to incubate. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. We will morph the capability of communities to scale. The web services factor is viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting metrics but our capacity to monetize.