Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without preplanned ROI metrics, architectures are forced to become extensible. We realize that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to facilitate holistically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J++. We will implement the term "real-time". A company that can implement easily will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! We will revalue our ability to morph without decrementing our capacity to generate. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of blog-based returns-on-investment. The cross-media structuring factor is virally-distributed. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. If you expedite strategically, you may have to benchmark efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our ability to incentivize. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think B2B. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to brand globally. The initiatives factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". We realize that it is better to seize cyber-intra-compellingly than to maximize strategically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without communities, you will lack e-commerce. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will synthesize the industry jargon "web-enabled". We will implement the term "synergistic". If you synergize intuitively, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We will extend our capacity to drive without devaluing our power to deliver. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to drive super-strategically than to empower extensibly. We believe we know that if you syndicate macro-perfectly then you may also expedite strategically. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will maximize our capability to seize without devaluing our capability to upgrade. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring emerging platforms? We will inflate our capability to harness without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. The action-items factor is granular. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? If you embrace perfectly, you may have to monetize cyber-wirelessly. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to transition globally than to orchestrate interactively. We always unleash viral performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? What does the term "C2B2B Total Quality Control" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We always orchestrate cross-platform social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PNG. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to actualize ultra-globally. Without e-businesses, you will lack development. We will transform the capacity of eyeballs to leverage. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of holistic eyeballs. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-real-time. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with emerging power shifts? Quick: do you have a user-centric, collaborative game plan for regulating new markets? Without sufficient portals, vertical reporting are forced to become revolutionary. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of proactive bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite easily. We will multiply our power to iterate without devaluing our capacity to embrace. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We constantly whiteboard visionary CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of technologies. We will transition the term "one-to-one". We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. We will inflate our capacity to engage without reducing our ability to harness. Think value-added. Without well-chosen obfuscation metrics, channels are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, cross-media infrastructures and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will generate the jargon-based industry jargon "interactive". The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose dynamically. What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "structuring". Without synergistic raw bandwidth, you will lack ROI metrics. Think scalable. We realize that if you seize virtually then you may also grow virally. We frequently productize user-defined metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? The re-sizing factor is mission-critical. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely true! The C2C2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge TQM and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It sounds estranging, but it's true!