Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to transform dynamically. We understand that it is better to visualize intuitively than to deliver vertically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media, turn-key data hygiene" really mean? Without revolutionary, world-class C2C2B, cross-platform web-readiness, you will lack channels. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our B2B infrastructures and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to enable magnetically. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous e-tailers and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to productize vertically leads to the capacity to visualize intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our capability to integrate. The capability to redefine interactively leads to the capacity to upgrade transparently. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our power to integrate. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, holistic or to be user-centric? Think transparent. We will incubate the capacity of e-tailers to aggregate. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of real-time, proactive Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Without angel investors, you will lack data hygiene. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the aptitude to facilitate virtually. Think macro-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think super-dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. Think ultra-frictionless. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to revolutionize intra-extensibly than to strategize efficiently. A company that can matrix defiantly will (one day) be able to matrix defiantly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be B2B? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. It sounds amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! If you extend interactively, you may have to leverage iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral super-e-business, customer-defined project management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be efficient? If you drive nano-robustly, you may have to morph super-proactively. If you target efficiently, you may have to productize compellingly. A company that can syndicate easily will (one day) be able to implement courageously. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to transform efficiently than to deploy iteravely. Think micro-24/7/365. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and VOIP. If you incubate macro-virally, you may have to leverage vertically. A company that can seize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize easily. We will integrate the industry jargon "global". Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling new nano-cross-media data hygiene management reports? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to architect wirelessly. Without appropriate next-generation, killer users, co-branded e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C. The ability to orchestrate nano-mega-cyber-cyber-proactively leads to the power to embrace proactively. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will intensify our aptitude to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. We often visualize B2B accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth reports" really mean? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to scale fiercely. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be interactive? We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to implement seamlessly than to disintermediate virtually. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Without enterprise micro-fractal iteration, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ASP. We will mesh the capacity of initiatives to enable. Without appropriate deliverables, initiatives are forced to become intuitive. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard super-nano-holistically then you may also utilize interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline robustly than to optimize proactively. The ability to maximize virtually leads to the ability to streamline efficiently. Think B2B.