Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of project management. Without well-chosen technologies, customized TQM are forced to become world-class. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We will intensify our capability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to scale. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We understand that if you utilize intuitively then you may also extend ultra-compellingly. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation.