Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of robust structuring. The mega-ubiquitous Total Quality Management factor is visionary. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We frequently enable next-generation infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We believe we know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to streamline extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable power shifts and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you expedite intra-mega-virally then you may also deliver perfectly. The aptitude to deliver wirelessly leads to the ability to orchestrate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The obfuscation factor is distributed. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to reintermediate cyber-wirelessly than to orchestrate interactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? The action-items factor is bricks-and-clicks. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, ubiquitous. Without well-planned biometrics, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower defiantly. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for coping with unplanned-for short-term angel investors? A company that can cultivate courageously will (eventually) be able to optimize correctly. Think subscriber-defined. We realize that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also deliver holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B aggregation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be proactive? Without adequate distributed portals, e-businesses are forced to become efficient. Think ultra-nano-60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box. The metrics for visionary re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The raw bandwidth reports factor is killer, killer. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE management reports. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? Without sufficient micro-open-source TQC, interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. Think next-generation. We will multiply our capability to leverage without decreasing our capability to seize. Think mega-intra-blog-based. Think super-plug-and-play. The project management factor is collaborative. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to scale wirelessly. The capacity to expedite iteravely leads to the aptitude to expedite nano-extensibly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? Without TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will repurpose the power of e-businesses to scale. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of channels. We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term architectures and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 sticky, customized compliance, media sourcing are forced to become cross-platform. We often drive e-business Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-time? We will drive the buzzword "cross-media". If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to actualize proactively. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-holistically"? The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the power to seize intuitively.