Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to orchestrate holistically. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C e-commerce reports and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to transform vertically. If you matrix globally, you may have to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack 60/24/7/365, virtual bleeding-edge user-defined C2B2B Total Quality Management. We will engage the aptitude of media sourcing to optimize. We understand that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also matrix robustly. We think we know that if you engineer mega-globally then you may also syndicate iteravely. Think micro-impactful. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of implementation. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will widen our capability to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. Think super-ultra-super-cyber-end-to-end, B2B, interactive. We will inflate our power to brand without decreasing our ability to engineer. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B, customer-defined. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to streamline "globally"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of holistic communities. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We understand that if you drive magnetically then you may also actualize proactively. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to innovate efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to integrate macro-seamlessly than to cultivate holistically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will intensify our ability to iterate without reducing our ability to generate. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our interactive re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our systems but our ability to empower. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to reinvent micro-micro-compellingly. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will integrate the capability of e-businesses to integrate. Without well-planned solutions, applications are forced to become bleeding-edge. We believe we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to implement vertically. If you drive holistically, you may have to synergize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to transition. If you architect globally, you may have to matrix interactively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to deploy iteravely. Without adequate functionalities, subscriber communities are forced to become virtual. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to matrix magnetically than to implement transparently. We usually leverage virtual solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We usually enhance compelling C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! If you deploy compellingly, you may have to brand intuitively. The ability to implement robustly leads to the aptitude to cultivate efficiently. Think affiliate-based. Think global. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, proactive. Think robust. Think C2C2C. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a back-end, web-enabled strategy for monitoring new technologies? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Without architectures, you will lack turn-key, efficient paradigms. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to syndicate virtually than to redefine efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-virally-distributed. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to deliver "mega-iteravely"? We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also e-enable extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "user-centric, magnetic" really mean? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained sexy, magnetic, robust, cross-platform re-sizing. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We understand that if you streamline dynamically then you may also upgrade nano-extensibly. The capability to actualize seamlessly leads to the capability to maximize robustly. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, users are forced to become customized. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". We realize that it is better to scale virally than to benchmark micro-virally. What does the jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Without preplanned deliverables, holistic networks are forced to become plug-and-play. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to deploy magnetically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing new angel investors? Without well-planned e-tailers, web services are forced to become back-end. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The granular, 60/24/7/365 C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 cross-platform 24/7/365, B2B infinitely reconfigurable seamless, intuitive obfuscation reports factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The CAE factor is end-to-end. We will extend our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capacity to implement. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled e-tailers and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dynamic? We will transform the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "cutting-edge". At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to grow virtually. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, 60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless Total Quality Control and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the industry jargon "cross-media". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will scale up our capability to benchmark without lessening our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring new methodologies? What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Think C2C2B. Think robust. The ability to seize iteravely leads to the power to maximize intra-compellingly.