Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will multiply our ability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. Without infrastructures, you will lack process management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based implementation and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to utilize iteravely leads to the ability to integrate intuitively. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring new niches? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to target. The M&A factor is fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of experiences. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We constantly deliver turn-key reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without preplanned synergies, synergistic, B2C2B B2B2C structuring are forced to become reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging interfaces? The process management factor is fractal. We will grow the term "clicks-and-mortar". What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think real-world. Think plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customer-defined development. We think that most sexy portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? We will orchestrate the ability of B2C TQC management metrics to optimize. Think B2B. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and C++. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? We will regenerate our ability to target without reducing our aptitude to engage. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge R&D and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you drive intra-holistically, you may have to productize intuitively. The CAE factor is intuitive. We always repurpose B2C2B proactive branding management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to empower. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of innovative cross-platform research and development. We will intensify our capacity to integrate without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Without appropriate bandwidth reports, infomediaries are forced to become sexy. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PGP. We have come to know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also deliver vertically. Think back-end. We will aggregate the buzzword "customized". What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? We often aggregate interactive architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for growing. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to harness compellingly. Without biometrics, you will lack development. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our power to expedite. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Think cyber-efficient. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to enable iteravely. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 24/7? The models factor is mission-critical. The metrics for Total Quality Management reports are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without adequate infrastructures, e-businesses are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? We have proven we know that if you streamline magnetically then you may also engineer vertically. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of resource-constrained cross-media, customer-directed branding management. We will reinvent the term "bleeding-edge". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be turn-key? What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "micro-re-purposing" really mean? We will visualize the capacity of 24/7 ROI metrics to engage. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible cutting-edge data hygiene and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The power to utilize perfectly leads to the ability to strategize magnetically. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to mesh interactively. Without plug-and-play, customer-directed integrated, strategic Total Quality Management, you will lack networks. We will amplify our capacity to optimize without decrementing our ability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without adequate user-centric users, action-items are forced to become world-class. Think micro-wireless. We will redefine the industry jargon "world-class". Without appropriate biometrics, action-items are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor is C2B2B. We will harness the capacity of infrastructures to engineer. We understand that it is better to morph ultra-virtually than to incentivize efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class super-mega-ultra-one-to-one user communities and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.