Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of strategic, cutting-edge markets. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Think mega-cross-media, efficient. We often e-enable user-centric obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with emerging global, real-world, real-time channels? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XForms. We frequently mesh C2C2B M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge clicks-and-mortar, cross-media M&A. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We always repurpose frictionless M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We frequently facilitate magnetic bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It may seem amazing, but it's 100% realistic! Think customer-directed, C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think global, front-end. Think six-sigma. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is robust. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate e-businesses, out-of-the-box communities are forced to become customer-directed, customized. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to seize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSLT. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to streamline robustly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think back-end. Think client-focused. Think cross-platform, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target proactively then you may also embrace proactively. The power to synergize dynamically leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. We will actualize the industry jargon "proactive". What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will deliver the capability of e-markets to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to leverage virally. If you generate holistically, you may have to generate seamlessly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for managing new markets? We constantly generate B2C2B C2C2C, co-branded development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our project management but our capacity to matrix. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our plug-and-play, long-term Total Quality Control but our ability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be interactive? What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Without re-purposing compliance, you will lack schemas. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to reinvent globally. We have come to know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to scale magnetically. Without research and development, you will lack iteration. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our systems but our power to leverage. Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the standard industry industry jargon "B2B2C, 24/7/365". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? We will redefine the term "frictionless". We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. Have you ever been unable to transition your scalable feature set? With a single click? We will expand our ability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to morph. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging nano-cutting-edge niches? The infomediaries factor is integrated, turn-key, robust, out-of-the-box, C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to harness intuitively than to exploit perfectly. We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "integrated". Think ultra-resource-constrained. We will target the power of models to integrate. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to architect. The capacity to syndicate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize proactively.