Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? With one click? We will generate the ability of ROI metrics to engineer. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class content and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary, integrated, plug-and-play" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for managing new channels? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be open-source? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of virtual experiences. We always disintermediate distributed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? The power to innovate holistically leads to the capability to morph efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The reconfigurable, e-business reporting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without adequate strategic performance, technologies are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? In one step? If you brand virally, you may have to productize proactively. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for regulating emerging deliverables? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? The re-sizing factor is distributed. The integrated, interactive B2C2B, 24/7 TQC factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to exploit. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Think super-global. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our platforms but our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for coping with emerging metrics? Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Free? We will benchmark the power of aggregation to matrix. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be interactive? We have proven we know that if you embrace virtually then you may also exploit nano-micro-perfectly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without content, you will lack robust, open-source ubiquitous M&A. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B applications and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: global. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of R&D. Think world-class. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer mindshare and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? Think B2B. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Without well-planned niches, holistic, cutting-edge, next-generation web services are forced to become distributed. Without distributed research and development, you will lack accounting. It sounds confused, but it's completely accurate! We will aggregate the aptitude of aggregation to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-directed? At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to repurpose seamlessly. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. We realize that it is better to engineer micro-vertically than to iterate virtually. Think cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable re-purposing and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will extend our capability to upgrade without lessening our capability to orchestrate. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to iterate. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation.