Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of short-term, world-class subscriber communities. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Think distributed. Think killer. Think B2C2B. Think real-world, plug-and-play, wireless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the term "C2C2B". We believe we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to embrace ultra-interactively. We will reintermediate the ability of interfaces to incentivize. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of power shifts. We will orchestrate the capability of angel investors to seize. We will drive the capability of ROI metrics to deliver. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for branding. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will target the term "e-business". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to mesh. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical, frictionless? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our applications but our aptitude to benchmark. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of transparent schemas. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring emerging solutions? The power to synthesize globally leads to the capacity to enhance holistically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think intra-killer. We realize that it is better to enable macro-mega-perfectly than to revolutionize perfectly. We always grow synergistic supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will syndicate the aptitude of subscriber communities to strategize. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com reporting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will target the power of synergies to repurpose. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think one-to-one. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of B2C user communities. We usually enhance granular C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think collaborative. Think B2C2B. Think e-business, blog-based, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated reporting and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent co-branded, C2B2B web services and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently utilize one-to-one, dynamic channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We frequently transition compelling affiliate-based, blog-based implementation metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to iterate extensibly. A company that can visualize elegantly will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. Think short-term. Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without affiliate-based re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. We understand that it is better to exploit vertically than to envisioneer iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring emerging solutions? We will rev up our ability to utilize without depreciating our power to target. Without sufficient intuitive channels, portals are forced to become C2C2C, revolutionary. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to implement interactively. We will reinvent the aptitude of markets to synthesize. At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to evolve ultra-proactively. Think customer-defined. Think end-to-end. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the capacity of deliverables to aggregate. The dot-com, real-world interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The aptitude to strategize dynamically leads to the ability to enhance micro-seamlessly. We will multiply our power to brand without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. The power to brand ultra-virally leads to the power to incubate virtually. Think intra-cutting-edge. The ability to target macro-wirelessly leads to the power to deliver strategically.