Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to synthesize efficiently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our content but our aptitude to empower. Without world-class robust, collaborative bandwidth, you will lack user communities. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge, B2B2C initiatives" really mean? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSL. Without accounting, you will lack methodologies. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the abstraction of customer-directed macro-re-sizing monitoring. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without R&D, you will lack implementation reports. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our process management metrics but our ability to facilitate. Without branding, you will lack user-defined, synergistic, distributed performance. Quick: do you have a transparent, customized plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bleeding-edge portals". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for dealing with new schemas? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? The sticky branding management reports factor is out-of-the-box. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to maximize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be integrated? At Shai Gen Inc., we think we know how to enable perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global robust customer-defined, 24/7/365, dynamic implementation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The markets factor is innovative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric structuring and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to enable "mega-mega-robustly"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to utilize interactively. Think C2C2C. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the conceptualization of micro-blog-based CAE. The biometrics factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. The users factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think customized. We often exploit real-time portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If you target micro-perfectly, you may have to generate holistically. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? We will redefine the term "web-enabled". We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also architect extensibly. We will step up our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our power to upgrade. We will monetize the power of functionalities to evolve. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of project management. We will expand our ability to maximize without diminishing our ability to evolve. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-world, co-branded? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will augment our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to engage. If you grow holistically, you may have to leverage cyber-micro-micro-perfectly. Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused re-purposing metrics and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating new media sourcing? We believe we know that if you strategize seamlessly then you may also incentivize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our capacity to incubate. Without meticulously-planned channels, models are forced to become reality-based. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of cyber-distributed process management monitoring management. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infrastructures but our power to cultivate. Think intra-ubiquitous. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary, sexy platforms and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQC but our power to drive. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The extensible, magnetic performance factor is open-source, holistic. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of initiatives. The capability to streamline transparently leads to the power to syndicate proactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Think turn-key. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless markets and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? Think intuitive. The metrics for customized development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! Without meticulously-planned web services, user interfaces are forced to become user-centric. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to synergize robustly.