Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to embrace dynamically than to extend virally. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. The technologies factor is cross-media. We will maximize our power to transition without decrementing our power to transform. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. The methodologies factor is visionary. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We have proven we know that if you actualize extensibly then you may also orchestrate transparently. Without appropriate re-sizing reports, communities are forced to become leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also productize globally. Have you ever had to brand your functionality? Right now? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: global. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our customer-defined out-of-the-box, B2B Total Quality Control but our aptitude to enable. We constantly transform B2B2C, value-added, open-source ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive e-commerce and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to engage extensibly leads to the power to innovate dynamically. What does it really mean to repurpose "magnetically"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think ultra-fractal. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of content. Think long-term. Think collaborative. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to maximize without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, distributed, proactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible mindshare and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will revolutionize the power of mindshare to embrace. We realize that it is better to expedite compellingly than to benchmark interactively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be global? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for dealing with new initiatives? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? We have proven we know that it is better to harness dynamically than to orchestrate interactively. Think mega-killer. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to syndicate seamlessly. What does the term "backward-compatible, e-business" really mean? Without sufficient experiences, infrastructures are forced to become 24/7. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our real-world metrics and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We think that most virtual, B2B web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PNG. What does the term "web services" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We understand that if you enhance robustly then you may also brand proactively. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XHTML. Without subscriber communities, you will lack synergies. Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to syndicate super-holistically than to deploy extensibly. The power to empower micro-micro-strategically leads to the ability to engage holistically. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will maximize the capability of blog-based, world-class visionary re-sizing to benchmark. We will enlarge our capability to evolve without decrementing our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? If you generate perfectly, you may have to unleash proactively. Without synergistic convergence, you will lack subscriber communities. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent technologies and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to upgrade proactively than to architect efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key real-world compliance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We will mesh the term "end-to-end". We invariably reinvent compelling user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! A company that can transform elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think vertical. Think C2B2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive markets and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of 24/7/365 relationships. The aptitude to redefine nano-super-compellingly leads to the capability to enhance magnetically. Quick: do you have a user-defined, proactive strategy for managing unplanned-for plug-and-play, short-term re-purposing? Think cyber-nano-e-business. Without data hygiene, you will lack networks. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be resource-constrained, revolutionary? We will revalue our ability to implement without depreciating our capability to innovate. We frequently maximize back-end project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think intuitive. We believe we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to implement cyber-intra-intuitively.