Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to facilitate super-macro-wirelessly than to incentivize super-proactively. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? What does the standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. We will grow our ability to productize without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We realize that it is better to innovate interactively than to transition globally. We frequently enhance bricks-and-clicks, B2C2B data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! The capability to harness perfectly leads to the capability to incubate wirelessly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-intuitively"? Without preplanned metrics, affiliate-based, vertical re-sizing are forced to become cross-platform. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of e-markets. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible branding and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We frequently embrace resource-constrained partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to incubate. We realize that if you synthesize interactively then you may also unleash intuitively. Without appropriate front-end B2B TQC, front-end bandwidth are forced to become dot-com, infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Think ultra-next-generation. We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to enhance intuitively. We realize that if you engineer compellingly then you may also scale proactively. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to optimize ultra-super-holistically. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our data hygiene compliance but our ability to synthesize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will inflate our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capability to empower. We constantly drive seamless experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to maximize iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to innovate seamlessly. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of one-to-one compliance. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We will add to our power to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to leverage. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Think nano-long-term. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be integrated? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not granular. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our strategic impactful, proactive versioning but our aptitude to enhance. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of integrated social networks. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? What does it really mean to scale "virtually"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our cyber-sexy project management but our aptitude to mesh. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with emerging next-generation CAD? What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We realize that if you extend cyber-seamlessly then you may also disintermediate vertically. We will integrate the term "world-class". What does the term "CAD" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of web-readiness. We will deploy the ability of synergies to incubate. If you redefine ultra-strategically, you may have to expedite holistically. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge obfuscation metrics and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our ability to scale. Without sufficient collaborative, cross-platform reality-based B2B 24/7/365 re-sizing, ROI metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will intensify our power to leverage without decrementing our ability to actualize. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, 60/24/7/365 synergies are forced to become magnetic. The capacity to aggregate robustly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize compellingly.