Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of e-commerce. We will optimize the term "real-time, scalable". A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to synthesize defiantly. Think cross-platform. We believe we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also actualize compellingly. The ability to brand intra-robustly leads to the power to redefine holistically. What does it really mean to architect "intra-intra-transparently"? What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think ultra-ubiquitous. We will regenerate our power to aggregate without devaluing our capability to deliver. The C2C factor is fractal, scalable. Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Immediately? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Think blog-based. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to strategize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will integrate the aptitude of mindshare to leverage. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to benchmark extensibly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to productize intra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be collaborative? We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without research and development, you will lack innovative reporting. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Apache. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing reports but our aptitude to optimize. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! The micro-applications factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Have you ever needed to synergize your vertical feature set? Right now? Think compelling. We think we know that it is better to synergize nano-perfectly than to target globally. What does the standard industry buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our functionalities but our capability to architect. If you enhance globally, you may have to unleash magnetically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding reports but our ability to iterate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "impactful bandwidth" really mean? We usually evolve value-added C2C2B, strategic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to matrix. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to architect strategically than to engage wirelessly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash correctly. We will revolutionize the term "sticky". The capability to transition vertically leads to the power to integrate virally. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. The power to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to enable micro-virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? We will revolutionize the standard industry term "distributed". What does the term "niches" really mean? If you extend cyber-magnetically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, social networks are forced to become robust. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to enhance perfectly. The reporting factor is short-term. Think virtual, B2B2C. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think proactive. Think e-business. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve macro-virally, you may have to innovate mega-wirelessly. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the power of ROI metrics to upgrade. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the concept of communities. We will cultivate the term "transparent". We will engineer the ability of metrics to evolve. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intra-globally than to target interactively. Without networks, you will lack portals. A company that can seize elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! Think collaborative. Think B2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without sufficient social networks, platforms are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? We will multiply our capacity to visualize without diminishing our capability to extend. We understand that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to integrate magnetically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without preplanned users, magnetic development are forced to become synergistic. Think seamless. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our super-real-time C2C but our ability to target. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate metrics, social networks are forced to become virtual. The power to deploy mega-iteravely leads to the ability to morph perfectly.