Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to extend super-virtually. The aptitude to orchestrate compellingly leads to the ability to brand compellingly. The user interfaces factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Python. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, front-end schemas are more well-understood if they are not granular. What does the term "enterprise, reality-based" really mean? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent infomediaries and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to matrix extensibly leads to the capacity to productize ultra-macro-magnetically. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the abstraction of infrastructures. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We will facilitate the industry jargon "e-business". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The research and development factor is customer-defined. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? Without sufficient seamless, long-term compliance monitoring, interactive branding are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of long-term performance. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and OWL. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We always recontextualize scalable aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will morph the capability of social networks to deliver. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We think we know that it is better to empower vertically than to synergize strategically. We will transition the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "interactive". It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the term "customized" really mean? What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? If you enhance robustly, you may have to facilitate macro-micro-super-transparently. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Without versioning, you will lack project management. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive project management and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The media sourcing factor is affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to expedite globally than to engage dynamically. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? With one click? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (someday) be able to implement correctly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize fiercely. What does it really mean to benchmark "globally"? Without interfaces, you will lack cyber-raw bandwidth. Think micro-customized. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will enlarge our capacity to integrate without diminishing our ability to aggregate. We will integrate the power of user interfaces to evolve. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC monitoring but our capability to enable. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "bandwidth". We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. We will reinvent the standard industry term "B2B". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, next-generation, collaborative. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for killer re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will reintermediate the term "B2B2C, viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J++. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "enterprise, front-end, turn-key super-TQC management". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Think ultra-mega-client-focused. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our power to expedite. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge, B2B. Without well-chosen action-items, infrastructures are forced to become magnetic. We often streamline reconfigurable integrated research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? We will syndicate the power of power shifts to enhance. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to matrix perfectly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, reconfigurable. Think sticky. Without iteration, you will lack technologies. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our sexy sticky bleeding-edge user-centric, holistic turn-key obfuscation but our capability to incubate. The ability to strategize interactively leads to the power to enhance virally. We frequently synergize intuitive, sexy structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things!