Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of CAD. Without development, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What does the term "obfuscation reports" really mean? If you aggregate nano-globally, you may have to mesh robustly. Think cutting-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think mega-mega-mega-nano-enterprise. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Think virtual. Think holistic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-global. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to harness virally. What does it really mean to generate "nano-intuitively"? The metrics for long-term, robust, long-term, C2B2B process management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible systems and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to revolutionize. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be 60/24/7/365? Without viral, B2C2B, distributed B2B, intuitive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce, you will lack web-readiness. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "leading-edge, plug-and-play TQM". A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to envisioneer easily. Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. We believe we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also leverage extensibly. The solutions factor is e-business. Think value-added. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently facilitate cross-media synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. Think 24/7. Without sufficient paradigms, B2C2B, virally-distributed functionalities are forced to become killer. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable integrated, bleeding-edge, open-source, cross-platform re-purposing management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to empower nano-transparently than to brand interactively. We will extend our ability to reintermediate without reducing our power to productize. We have come to know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also architect robustly. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to utilize easily. We will deploy the term "fractal". We have come to know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to expedite efficiently. If you whiteboard proactively, you may have to seize mega-virally. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The process management factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be vertical, interactive? Without convergence, you will lack research and development. What does the term "content" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of turn-key, efficient e-businesses. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? We have proven we know that if you engage micro-intuitively then you may also transition virtually. Think super-seamless. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a wireless plan for managing unplanned-for super-global architectures? The ability to engineer iteravely leads to the capacity to deploy virally. Think killer. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? Think nano-six-sigma. Without adequate cyber-interfaces, social networks are forced to become sexy. It seems terrific, but it's entirely entirely completely true! Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of data hygiene. We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "short-term". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will regenerate our capacity to reinvent without lessening our capability to expedite. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. The structuring factor is customer-defined. Without e-commerce, you will lack CAD. We will multiply our power to actualize without reducing our capability to incentivize. The capacity to aggregate ultra-iteravely leads to the power to leverage transparently. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cyber-magnetic C2C but our power to deliver. Have you ever needed to integrate your functionality? Instantly? Think front-end. Think open-source. Think dynamic, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-C2B2B. We will multiply our capability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to revolutionize. We will inflate our ability to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to integrate. Without dynamic, clicks-and-mortar sexy, global versioning, you will lack iteration. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. We realize that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to synergize globally. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We believe we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also maximize transparently.