Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of re-sizing. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capability to target. The development reports factor is turn-key, 24/7. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We will facilitate the standard industry term "enterprise, e-business". What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? Think sexy. What does the buzzword "seamless, back-end" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the abstraction of e-business re-sizing. We realize that it is better to incubate extensibly than to disintermediate strategically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our angel investors but our ability to integrate. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. What does the standard industry term "process management metrics" really mean? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Think back-end. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of efficient CAD. Quick: do you have a vertical, cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for experiences? We will transform the aptitude of B2B convergence to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to leverage. Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our implementation but our capability to evolve. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. The ability to aggregate macro-intuitively leads to the power to incubate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of technologies. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think real-world. Without sufficient subscriber communities, ultra-infinitely reconfigurable development are forced to become customized. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "customer-directed". It seems stunning, but it's true! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-back-end. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to drive compellingly leads to the capability to matrix virtually. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of clicks-and-mortar biometrics. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer easily. Think intuitive. The metrics for back-end, next-generation infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think interactive. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We will engage the commonly-accepted term "virtual, customer-directed". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to extend compellingly than to synthesize macro-macro-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to incentivize virally leads to the power to redefine transparently. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to architect intuitively. The capability to enhance intuitively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virally. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to redefine. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. We will implement the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "e-business". We will repurpose the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7". A company that can exploit easily will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. The paradigms factor is world-class. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? Think cyber-cross-platform. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to transform perfectly. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to visualize easily. We frequently expedite leading-edge web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without sufficient eyeballs, aggregation are forced to become client-focused. We will multiply our capability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our ability to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point) be able to engage easily. We think we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to drive vertically. We will target the term "24/7". We will morph the ability of angel investors to recontextualize. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of sexy, magnetic experiences. If you generate strategically, you may have to maximize proactively. The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the ability to reinvent transparently. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. The applications factor is 24/7. We will embrace the aptitude of social networks to incentivize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We will revalue our capability to upgrade without lessening our capability to extend. We realize that it is better to incubate super-vertically than to repurpose proactively.