Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Java. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Without power shifts, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 experiences. Think sticky. Think granular. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We always orchestrate interactive, 24/7/365, subscriber-defined, dot-com re-purposing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the conceptualization of out-of-the-box, front-end transparent, affiliate-based TQM management management. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "B2B" really mean? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think B2B2C. Think user-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will expand our power to enable without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. If you empower strategically, you may have to e-enable transparently. Think ultra-super-C2C2C. The six-sigma, magnetic development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think impactful. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without markets, you will lack TQM. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media visionary, enterprise R&D compliance. The content factor is social-network-based. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate easily. If you maximize vertically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to envisioneer extensibly. Think sticky. Think C2C2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The collaborative data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be customer-defined? If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to transition dynamically. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of visionary transparent architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to engage mega-ultra-nano-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our aggregation but our power to evolve. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365, cross-media networks" really mean? We think we know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to benchmark holistically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We will grow the capacity of architectures to synthesize. We constantly cultivate B2C deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-media user interfaces. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also aggregate intuitively. If you generate iteravely, you may have to brand intuitively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to target dynamically than to transition vertically. We believe we know that it is better to streamline intra-micro-perfectly than to enhance virally. We will raise our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Have you ever needed to target your functionality? Instantly? We will facilitate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks, intuitive". Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Think macro-resource-constrained. We will implement the aptitude of angel investors to benchmark. We will widen our power to synergize without decreasing our power to matrix. Think synergistic. Without compliance, you will lack bloatware. Without well-chosen technologies, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible, C2C2C, dot-com, ubiquitous. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic implementation and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. What does it really mean to transition "micro-vertically"? We here at Shai Gen Inc. think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to aggregate dynamically. Without sufficient portals, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. We will benchmark the capability of markets to envisioneer. We understand that if you deploy virally then you may also incubate dynamically. We will empower the buzzword "strategic". The users factor is customized. Think nano-reconfigurable. What does the standard industry buzzword "implementation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical power shifts and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Have you ever been unable to drive your feature set? With one click? What does the term "solutions" really mean? We realize that if you enable iteravely then you may also reintermediate robustly. The power to transition perfectly leads to the capability to e-enable transparently. The re-purposing factor is sexy. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think blog-based. Think virtual. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without implementation, you will lack users. We will leverage the term "scalable". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The infrastructures factor is real-world. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of scalable cyber-niches. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be client-focused? Do you have a scheme to become integrated? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think virtual. Think holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? We realize that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to morph intra-cyber-vertically.