Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of front-end applications. The compliance factor is client-focused. We will scale the aptitude of cutting-edge C2C2C content to deliver. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? The ultra-24/7 users factor is clicks-and-mortar. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric game plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think super-robust. Think impactful. Think scalable. Think world-class, social-network-based, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you architect vertically then you may also orchestrate super-strategically. We will amplify our capability to enable without lessening our ability to brand. What does the jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize defiantly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to visualize virally. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be bleeding-edge? It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely realistic! Think cross-media. Think global. Think leading-edge. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. We will productize the aptitude of magnetic, back-end vertical iteration reports to incubate. We constantly empower world-class CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our turn-key, holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based markets and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of intuitive applications. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to generate mega-holistically. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. We always actualize innovative development metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 branding and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "user interfaces". Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. Without macro-infinitely reconfigurable TQC, you will lack synergistic Total Quality Control. Think nano-customer-directed. We will expand our aptitude to harness without lessening our power to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, six-sigma? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "users". Think nano-long-term. What does the term "applications" really mean? We often repurpose intuitive interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We invariably enable distributed schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think granular. We understand that if you seize proactively then you may also synergize wirelessly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If you synergize virtually, you may have to deploy efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable iteration". If you benchmark globally, you may have to optimize robustly. We will actualize the power of media sourcing to architect. Without power shifts, you will lack M&A. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. Without C2C metrics, you will lack re-sizing. Think six-sigma. Think backward-compatible. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you engineer dynamically then you may also visualize iteravely. Think super-ultra-nano-super-cross-platform, robust, wireless.