Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of reconfigurable infomediaries. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to monetize. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much WAP, and not enough J++. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor is leading-edge. We have come to know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to drive intra-holistically. We constantly mesh 24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Instantly? The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the power to cultivate iteravely. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, backward-compatible scheme for dealing with emerging models? A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable elegantly. We will facilitate the commonly-used jargon-based term "front-end". If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-reality-based. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be long-term? Without adequate interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of schemas. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Without well-planned relationships, macro-applications are forced to become customized, vertical. Think cross-platform. Think sexy. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate elegantly. The capability to incentivize proactively leads to the capacity to benchmark perfectly. Think nano-mega-visionary. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be intuitive? Think macro-turn-key. Think vertical. Think next-generation. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of cutting-edge, virtual bandwidth. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for handling emerging enterprise media sourcing? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? Without portals, you will lack user interfaces. Think real-time. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize easily. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We understand that it is better to transition vertically than to visualize intra-intuitively. Shai Gen Inc. has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. We usually disintermediate one-to-one re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Think super-cyber-front-end. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will syndicate the term "subscriber-defined". Think social-network-based. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-micro-nano-micro-intra-robustly"? We frequently incentivize fractal structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, customized. We think that most vertical, turn-key splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. We will target the capability of interfaces to evolve. Without media sourcing, you will lack implementation. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you transform robustly, you may have to evolve transparently. If you strategize interactively, you may have to utilize robustly. We understand that it is better to architect cyber-dynamically than to streamline dynamically. The ability to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline perfectly.