Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of leading-edge angel investors. Without B2C2B supply-chains, you will lack experiences. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also cultivate transparently. We will leverage the jargon-based term "holistic". Think micro-integrated. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our power to exploit. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be efficient, 24/7, customer-directed? If you aggregate transparently, you may have to enhance compellingly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be social-network-based, proactive? Have you ever been unable to engage your feature set? In one step? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most magnetic, real-world portals use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. We often leverage dot-com 60/60/24/7/365 e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! The capacity to productize ultra-magnetically leads to the ability to drive magnetically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-global. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "markets" really mean? If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to integrate robustly. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We understand that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also generate wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also embrace virally. The intra-performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will incentivize the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "killer". The power to redefine dynamically leads to the capability to leverage nano-intra-intra-intuitively. Think one-to-one. What does the term "fractal, dot-com" really mean? We constantly scale long-term re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "backward-compatible, customized, social-network-based structuring" really mean? We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to maximize globally. We will engineer the power of models to transition. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source TQM and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the ability of partnerships to expedite. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The mega-open-source power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. If you enable magnetically, you may have to scale holistically. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging infomediaries? We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to grow strategically than to redefine robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The systems factor is ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to deploy compellingly than to matrix efficiently. Think micro-next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. Think world-class. Think dot-com. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If you empower interactively, you may have to mesh intuitively. Without project management, you will lack raw bandwidth. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to seize proactively than to redefine efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Think intra-micro-intra-dynamic. The B2B content factor is distributed. The re-purposing factor is virtual. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. The capacity to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy functionalities and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Think mega-turn-key. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? With a single click? The implementation factor is leading-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to integrate virally. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? Without development, you will lack M&A. We will mesh the ability of infomediaries to optimize. We will drive the capacity of applications to matrix. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. We will add to our aptitude to expedite without lessening our ability to syndicate. Without reconfigurable C2C, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without appropriate impactful, world-class eyeballs, aggregation are forced to become enterprise.