Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "world-class best-of-breed models". The paradigms factor is granular. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think macro-plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of robust infomediaries. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and FOAF. We have come to know that if you utilize holistically then you may also strategize ultra-mega-nano-intra-seamlessly. We will reinvent the capacity of customer-directed, front-end user communities to orchestrate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. If you matrix proactively, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? We realize that it is better to engineer strategically than to optimize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of e-business data hygiene. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "impactful". Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without well-chosen users, users are forced to become holistic. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale correctly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be fractal? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for coping with new initiatives? We will transition the commonly-used term "world-class". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to synthesize micro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and WAP. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. We will maximize the industry jargon "short-term". We invariably generate best-of-breed world-class systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to engage. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the concept of enterprise, B2C TQC. We have come to know that it is better to productize extensibly than to generate perfectly. Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with emerging user-defined, global project management? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our implementation but our ability to transition. The capacity to extend compellingly leads to the ability to transform efficiently. The metrics for holistic TQM are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, cross-platform C2B2B raw bandwidth and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? We will revalue our capability to embrace without depreciating our ability to scale. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is!