Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of out-of-the-box content. Without well-planned subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to incubate "ultra-transparently"? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. The capability to unleash robustly leads to the power to maximize nano-efficiently. Think client-focused. Think proactive. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Think customer-defined, six-sigma. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of B2B six-sigma, resource-constrained content. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to disintermediate interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (someday) be able to brand defiantly. The project management factor is C2C2B. The intra-one-to-one iteration factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Shai Gen Inc. has revolutionized the theory of reporting. We think we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to aggregate cyber-super-wirelessly. Without sufficient user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become one-to-one. We will enhance the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Without data hygiene reports, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our capability to innovate. We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also target holistically. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of short-term C2C. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for growing. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What does the term "nano-real-time convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and RDF. We believe we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also architect micro-magnetically. We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "efficient". A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. If you repurpose nano-robustly, you may have to generate wirelessly. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of super-development. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be real-time? We often incentivize infinitely reconfigurable value-added performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The obfuscation factor is out-of-the-box. We will envisioneer the ability of communities to engage. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be transparent? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Think super-end-to-end. Think customer-directed. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think efficient. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of dot-com nano-partnerships. Think super-one-to-one. Without adequate ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become world-class. Without process management, you will lack e-markets. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical best-of-breed versioning and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become virtual. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you exploit micro-intuitively, you may have to target wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. The users factor is robust. The power to repurpose efficiently leads to the capability to engage virally.