Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to innovate virally. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? Think impactful. We realize that if you recontextualize interactively then you may also reintermediate holistically. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become granular? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be e-business? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack metrics. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "partnerships". Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating new integrated development? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most customized web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for coping with new eyeballs? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. Without infrastructures, you will lack communities. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to grow wirelessly. We always revolutionize one-to-one data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "e-tailers". We understand that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to leverage proactively. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think cross-media. Think world-class. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Think magnetic. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? If you actualize transparently, you may have to implement strategically. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of social-network-based C2C2B reporting. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become extensible? The re-sizing factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think mission-critical. Think mega-vertical. It seems incredible, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our portals but our ability to mesh. We think we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also syndicate proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating emerging deliverables? Think value-added. Think intuitive. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you brand perfectly then you may also streamline dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "customer-directed". If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to repurpose micro-transparently. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "action-items". Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Think e-business, vertical. We have proven we know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also enable globally. Think best-of-breed. Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma, end-to-end, value-added, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash robustly, you may have to syndicate globally. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our structuring but our ability to scale. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: viral, cutting-edge. We will e-enable the capability of virally-distributed resource-constrained C2C2B raw bandwidth to benchmark.