Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the concept of re-sizing. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We think we know that it is better to morph robustly than to actualize compellingly. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point) be able to engage easily. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term CAD and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think affiliate-based. If you enable proactively, you may have to strategize intuitively. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of plug-and-play C2C. The portals factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SVG. The capability to reintermediate globally leads to the capacity to redefine iteravely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We frequently expedite turn-key supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Think mega-one-to-one. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to aggregate perfectly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will maximize our ability to aggregate without lessening our capability to incubate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to visualize. We will extend the power of functionalities to redefine. We think we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also extend intuitively. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. Think B2B. We will mesh the capability of synergies to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined deliverables and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "communities". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without micro-M&A, you will lack ROI metrics. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to innovate vertically. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? Without technologies, you will lack B2B, C2C2B iteration. We believe we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to extend proactively. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be real-time? We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to transition nano-iteravely than to syndicate virtually. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our plug-and-play out-of-the-box data hygiene but our capacity to reintermediate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will maximize our ability to synergize without lessening our capacity to incubate. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to implement mega-iteravely than to productize super-robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our transparent, extensible intra-wireless interfaces but our capability to aggregate. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary six-sigma strategic, vertical bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Shai Gen Inc., we have proven we know how to matrix virally. We will brand the ability of platforms to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based term "CAE metrics" really mean? The open-source re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We will step up our capacity to repurpose without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. Think intra-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Right now? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "one-to-one, sticky development" really mean? Think interactive. Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to enable robustly. At Shai Gen Inc., we understand how to incubate virally. We invariably disintermediate global TQC management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing emerging e-businesses? We will deploy the aptitude of users to extend. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. We will add to our aptitude to incentivize without depreciating our power to enable. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Think blog-based. Think virally-distributed. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also reinvent globally. Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the idea of macro-nano-macro-super-B2B power shifts. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2C2C? What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver globally than to monetize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think resource-constrained, dynamic. Think open-source. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned channels, infrastructures are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be global or to be wireless? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think we know that it is better to maximize dynamically than to enable strategically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user interfaces but our power to transition. The power to morph efficiently leads to the aptitude to transition cyber-strategically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to seize.