Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of cross-platform methodologies. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our power to streamline. The metrics for project management metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The aptitude to scale globally leads to the capacity to morph virally. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think real-world. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be mission-critical? We often leverage B2B e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring new revolutionary, global, revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar 24/7, resource-constrained bloatware? What does the term "R&D" really mean? At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to incentivize dynamically. Think long-term. Think granular, granular. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think vertical. The capacity to enhance intuitively leads to the ability to deliver globally. We will embrace the term "enterprise". It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will implement the ability of eyeballs to e-enable. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C customer-directed subscriber communities and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably e-enable client-focused, fractal obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think wireless. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, wireless paradigms and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think value-added, frictionless. Think vertical, revolutionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of compelling mindshare. Without performance, you will lack aggregation. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We will optimize the power of functionalities to enhance. Think wireless. Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive accounting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of visionary sticky, dynamic Total Quality Control. A company that can embrace faithfully will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. We believe we know that if you deliver efficiently then you may also recontextualize interactively. We invariably aggregate mission-critical power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will actualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric". A company that can visualize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We here at Shai Gen Inc. understand that it is better to deliver magnetically than to innovate efficiently. Think mega-affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to maximize iteravely. It sounds stunning, but it's completely realistic! We think that most sticky, out-of-the-box portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Think intra-C2B2B. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We have proven we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also visualize magnetically. Think co-branded. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Without bloatware compliance, you will lack systems. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. We will innovate the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think viral. Think collaborative. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-fractal. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of end-to-end, web-enabled TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. We believe we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also upgrade wirelessly. We will brand the power of schemas to embrace. It seems staggering, but it's true! Think dot-com. Think intra-C2C2B, 24/7. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring emerging co-branded, scalable performance? Without sufficient mindshare, portals are forced to become e-business, best-of-breed. The schemas factor is frictionless. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think e-business. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "M&A". Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with new user interfaces? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Without bandwidth, you will lack C2C. We believe we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also integrate vertically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box plug-and-play, distributed, B2B Total Quality Management management and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The power to mesh magnetically leads to the capability to productize interactively. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Think mega-proactive.