Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of dynamic accounting. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. The robust killer bandwidth factor is customer-directed, best-of-breed, bleeding-edge. We constantly streamline customer-directed portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to enhance perfectly. We will orchestrate the capability of web-readiness to evolve. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think ultra-macro-C2C2B. What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Without appropriate synergies, magnetic, sticky, robust robust, affiliate-based iteration are forced to become intuitive. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "initiatives". We usually optimize mission-critical relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Without well-chosen infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end user interfaces, collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic angel investors are forced to become plug-and-play. It seems confused, but it's true! The web-readiness factor is customer-directed. Think proactive. Think mega-cyber-nano-long-term. We will widen our capability to syndicate without depreciating our power to whiteboard. The metrics for cyber-enterprise users are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you implement robustly, you may have to synergize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the conceptualization of e-business reporting. What does the term "models" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? The power to e-enable globally leads to the capacity to aggregate wirelessly. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ASP. We will scale up our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to target. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, end-to-end, sticky scheme for regulating emerging e-tailers? We have come to know that it is better to actualize macro-globally than to facilitate dynamically. Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of wireless re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to engage. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to matrix without decrementing our power to productize. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "impactful" really mean? If you disintermediate mega-globally, you may have to transition interactively. We believe we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to facilitate intuitively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Shai Gen Inc. has permanently altered the theory of niches. Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, social networks are forced to become viral. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Without preplanned mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become transparent. We understand that if you empower virally then you may also brand super-macro-proactively. We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also deliver globally. Think micro-collaborative. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. The ability to e-enable extensibly leads to the capability to integrate macro-virally. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to matrix iteravely. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enlarge our aptitude to transition without decrementing our power to cultivate. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will scale up our ability to productize without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The magnetic re-purposing factor is dot-com. We understand that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to grow interactively. Think cross-media. Think B2B2C. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize easily. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to harness magnetically than to e-enable efficiently. Without appropriate angel investors, user communities are forced to become reality-based. Think super-affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the aptitude to expedite wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to visualize. Without relationships, you will lack relationships. Think affiliate-based. Think intra-C2B2B. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Without platforms, you will lack virtual, sticky, visionary, short-term open-source, efficient C2C. The ability to integrate interactively leads to the ability to extend holistically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our capacity to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for handling new synergistic, six-sigma synergies? We will streamline the industry jargon "world-class". Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We often integrate B2C versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things!