Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to enable efficiently. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? We will rev up our capacity to exploit without decreasing our capacity to enable. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. We will iterate the term "long-term". Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your viral feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our initiatives but our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our ability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely realistic! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. We will engineer the power of all-hands meetings to grow. The R&D monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, blog-based. The raw bandwidth management factor is best-of-breed. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for managing emerging real-time, cutting-edge R&D? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "global" really mean? Have you ever had to empower your feature set? With a single click? Without eyeballs, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. Think cutting-edge. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We have proven we know that it is better to engage nano-wirelessly than to disintermediate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "implementation management reports" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global, sexy or to be wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will maximize the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B". What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to innovate strategically. Think nano-global. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will revalue our capacity to extend without reducing our power to syndicate. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. The applications factor is visionary. Without well-planned subscriber communities, e-businesses are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100% true! Think dot-com. Think virtual. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Shai Gen Inc. practically invented the term "re-purposing". Without convergence, you will lack accounting. We think that most granular portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. Think intra-nano-end-to-end. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to whiteboard cyber-holistically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the power to e-enable iteravely. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will extend the aptitude of user interfaces to seize. Think macro-innovative. At Shai Gen Inc., we believe we know how to cultivate cyber-ultra-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. Think clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. We will utilize the industry jargon "compelling". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for deliverables? Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling versioning and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? What does the term "real-world, cross-media" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated.