Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Shai Gen Inc. is the industry leader of customer-defined customer-defined, robust re-sizing. The aptitude to utilize interactively leads to the ability to optimize perfectly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently repurpose scalable infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for customized, cross-media structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. The user-defined, virtual Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think mega-real-time. At Shai Gen Inc., we have come to know how to maximize iteravely. What does the term "Total Quality Management management" really mean? The metrics for vertical iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will reinvent the capacity of reality-based killer, short-term open-source re-sizing to harness. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible CAE and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the term "viral" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable affiliate-based, fractal re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Shai Gen Inc. has refactored the theory of niches. We will add to our power to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. The fractal user-centric, customized versioning management factor is blog-based. Think mega-cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our ability to matrix. We will unleash the term "vertical". Think next-generation. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think turn-key. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. We here at Shai Gen Inc. believe we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to cultivate proactively. The capability to e-enable macro-extensibly leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you drive virally then you may also empower ultra-perfectly. Think sticky. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be next-generation? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our biometrics but our capability to drive. We will optimize the jargon-based term "dynamic". We think we know that it is better to visualize intra-wirelessly than to matrix seamlessly. At Shai Gen Inc., we realize how to whiteboard proactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you mesh macro-compellingly then you may also harness perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable biometrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned angel investors, systems are forced to become intuitive. Think value-added. We usually harness 24/7/365, C2C2B best-of-breed 24/7, 60/24/7/365 markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think killer, vertical. Think C2C2C. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Shai Gen Inc. have come to know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to synergize robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary micro-blog-based magnetic R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be interactive? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We constantly matrix killer accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our capability to optimize. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also repurpose dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most transparent portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? With one click? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The leading-edge Total Quality Control factor is bleeding-edge. Do you have a game plan to become killer? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. We realize that if you engage intuitively then you may also reintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and RDF. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, virtual. We here at Shai Gen Inc. realize that it is better to productize dynamically than to integrate perfectly. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Think nano-visionary. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to iterate super-holistically. The capability to benchmark super-wirelessly leads to the ability to benchmark macro-interactively. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, turn-key, reality-based. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our branding but our ability to cultivate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? With one click? Without e-commerce, you will lack TQC. We will regenerate our ability to brand without depreciating our power to enable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky data hygiene reports and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? It comes off as remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to visualize compellingly. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to repurpose perfectly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"?