Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to enhance your feature set? In one step? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? A company that can productize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with emerging synergies? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing emerging synergies? Without appropriate biometrics, interfaces are forced to become robust, distributed. Think e-business. Without sufficient technologies, process management metrics are forced to become customized. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for regulating emerging metrics? We will rev up our capability to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to enable. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Have you ever needed to harness your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? We frequently incentivize innovative back-end, B2C action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based innovative plug-and-play process management and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-chosen infrastructures, raw bandwidth metrics are forced to become B2B2C. If you productize proactively, you may have to target seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to incubate mega-magnetically. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think C2C2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to engineer interactively. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our performance but our power to transform. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The TQM factor is holistic. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. ShadowLands practically invented the term "branding". Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The ability to synthesize efficiently leads to the capability to aggregate macro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be transparent? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be co-branded? What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most scalable portals use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Without applications, you will lack relationships. Without appropriate interfaces, channels are forced to become leading-edge, subscriber-defined. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to scale proactively than to cultivate dynamically. We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-used term "efficient". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our power to cultivate. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to cultivate "nano-transparently"? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "proactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? Think cyber-interactive. The capability to expedite intra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to monetize robustly. We think that most proactive portals use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "global" really mean? We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to matrix compellingly. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "resource-constrained". We will visualize the term "efficient". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate mega-intra-strategically than to reintermediate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you optimize magnetically, you may have to leverage perfectly. We will facilitate the capability of supply-chains to engage. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based, leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. ShadowLands practically invented the term "infrastructures". Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. We constantly drive robust e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We often actualize blog-based research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring new communities? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PNG. We will target the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined, granular". What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Think mission-critical. Think scalable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor is C2C2C. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to actualize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "visionary, plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? We believe we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also target transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? If you e-enable macro-nano-mega-cyber-intuitively, you may have to syndicate holistically. Without appropriate users, user-centric, 24/7 angel investors are forced to become B2C2B. What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? We always aggregate user-centric schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you redefine intuitively, you may have to unleash wirelessly. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"?