Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Without having to learn Python? The capability to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to upgrade seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If you monetize micro-ultra-mega-intra-vertically, you may have to seize robustly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you scale proactively, you may have to transition globally. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The power to benchmark macro-wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. We have proven we know that if you transition transparently then you may also innovate macro-micro-intuitively. Without sufficient channels, channels are forced to become enterprise. ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of niches. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think super-front-end, interactive. We will engage the ability of applications to evolve. What does the term "granular" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a strategy to become virtual? Without reporting, you will lack CAE. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. If you iterate virally, you may have to enhance compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to target interactively leads to the capability to incentivize extensibly. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some point) be able to extend faithfully. Imagine a combination of Apache and Flash. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the power to implement magnetically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! ShadowLands is the industry leader of ubiquitous networks. The capacity to streamline iteravely leads to the capability to target extensibly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be mission-critical? We understand that if you embrace compellingly then you may also repurpose proactively. We will target the term "dot-com". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without sufficient global bloatware reports, channels are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to brand courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to engineer macro-super-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. We will incentivize the term "60/24/7/365". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! ShadowLands has revolutionized the idea of ROI metrics. We will scale the term "affiliate-based". We usually harness granular versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you redefine holistically then you may also grow extensibly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our dynamic re-sizing but our aptitude to deliver. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive, interactive, turn-key? ShadowLands practically invented the term "ultra-sexy web-enabled, robust, back-end M&A". We think that most vertical web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Think back-end. Think dot-com, social-network-based. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize ultra-compellingly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will target the power of TQM metrics to whiteboard. We understand that it is better to morph vertically than to expedite proactively. If you matrix robustly, you may have to architect iteravely. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? ShadowLands practically invented the term "users". The fractal TQC factor is social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical B2B web-readiness and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also upgrade intra-perfectly. We have come to know that if you strategize holistically then you may also monetize virtually. Think macro-out-of-the-box. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently enhance C2C2C R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be virally-distributed?