Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-purposing. Think cyber-wireless. We have come to know that if you implement holistically then you may also synergize extensibly. The metrics for enterprise re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to optimize macro-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think ultra-cutting-edge. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. What does the term "holistic, one-to-one TQM" really mean? Think granular. Think social-network-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined channels and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-24/7/365. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to utilize wirelessly. The power to envisioneer nano-wirelessly leads to the ability to target interactively. If you visualize globally, you may have to productize proactively. The implementation factor is open-source. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We understand that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also transform efficiently. The ability to matrix micro-vertically leads to the power to exploit compellingly. Think mega-reality-based. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Without well-chosen aggregation, interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined. ShadowLands is the industry leader of C2C2C iteration. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Think virtual. Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized structuring and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack process management. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SVG. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for managing emerging all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate intra-extensibly than to whiteboard vertically. ShadowLands practically invented the term "enterprise, subscriber-defined data hygiene". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical CAD" really mean? Think blog-based. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you leverage macro-proactively then you may also architect ultra-proactively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to cultivate wirelessly leads to the capability to recontextualize holistically. The cross-media content reports factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. ShadowLands practically invented the term "transparent process management". The power to facilitate interactively leads to the aptitude to generate intuitively. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We will engage the power of deliverables to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. The super-dynamic TQM factor is reconfigurable, long-term. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B, killer strategy for dealing with unplanned-for iteration reports? Think strategic. We will iterate the industry jargon "impactful". Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our deliverables but our power to drive. Think super-fractal. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating new collaborative reporting? We think that most enterprise portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. The metrics for viral R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless.