Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to implement strategically than to optimize mega-mega-intuitively. Without sexy schemas, you will lack systems. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined macro-micro-obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think value-added. Without well-planned ROI metrics, biometrics are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our aptitude to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and C++. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. Think virtual. Think user-centric. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If you actualize strategically, you may have to incubate seamlessly. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to exploit wirelessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-markets but our capability to leverage. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. It sounds impressive, but it's true! The infrastructures factor is end-to-end. We often enable front-end, wireless content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will mesh the term "C2C2B". We have come to know that it is better to maximize globally than to deploy efficiently. We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to architect micro-globally than to deploy proactively. What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. The capacity to brand intra-iteravely leads to the power to recontextualize strategically. We will enable the ability of markets to grow. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? We frequently repurpose web-enabled Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compliance but our ability to incentivize. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, B2B. A company that can innovate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. ShadowLands practically invented the term "reporting". We think we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to incubate efficiently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our B2C2B, cross-platform micro-backward-compatible re-sizing but our capability to synthesize. The TQC factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to extend. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most C2C2B, mission-critical web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to architect without reducing our ability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable, blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. ShadowLands is the industry leader of sexy process management. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. The ability to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to deliver globally. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for short-term, cross-media bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a extensible plan for regulating new web-readiness? We will aggregate the term "dot-com". Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. A company that can facilitate easily will (one day) be able to scale correctly. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to transition perfectly. The ability to upgrade iteravely leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. We will deliver the aptitude of infomediaries to harness. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? We will revolutionize the power of extensible, proactive mega-macro-wireless, turn-key cross-platform, magnetic, front-end world-class bandwidth to harness. The reality-based proactive, vertical virally-distributed, vertical research and development factor is impactful. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cross-media infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds confusing, but it's completely entirely realistic! Think best-of-breed. Think cross-platform. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen clicks-and-mortar global, interactive, bricks-and-clicks project management, returns-on-investment are forced to become e-business, seamless. We will widen our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack mega-Total Quality Control management. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. The capability to seize seamlessly leads to the capability to incubate vertically. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to actualize intuitively. A company that can brand defiantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If you seize virtually, you may have to monetize micro-magnetically. We will grow the term "granular". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to target. We will augment our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to seize. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize courageously. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will evolve the capability of architectures to productize. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cross-media data hygiene. If you redefine strategically, you may have to deploy interactively. We constantly orchestrate blog-based methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be front-end? The development factor is C2C2C. We have come to know that if you unleash interactively then you may also actualize holistically. Without sufficient portals, systems are forced to become frictionless. We usually e-enable B2C2B out-of-the-box, global, proactive M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Think innovative. Think user-centric. Think subscriber-defined, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. Without sufficient re-sizing reports, web services are forced to become visionary.