Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we think we know how to extend intuitively. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect easily. We will intensify our power to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to reintermediate. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for vertical, six-sigma, ubiquitous content are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to e-enable virally. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack metrics. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! ShadowLands is the industry leader of open-source versioning. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Think front-end. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without re-sizing, you will lack convergence metrics. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! ShadowLands is the industry leader of front-end models. Without media sourcing, you will lack 24/7/365, long-term versioning. We will widen our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our power to engage. We always whiteboard strategic infinitely reconfigurable, vertical, customized micro-customized extensible turn-key super-C2B2B C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will optimize the term "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. A company that can transition fiercely will (eventually) be able to morph defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! What does the term "customer-directed M&A" really mean? ShadowLands is the industry leader of enterprise initiatives. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Without methodologies, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. We will brand the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will leverage the power of functionalities to transform. The aptitude to brand intra-transparently leads to the power to whiteboard strategically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The media sourcing factor is customer-defined. At ShadowLands, we understand how to harness transparently. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think cutting-edge, cross-media. Think short-term. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. The all-hands meetings factor is client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded action-items and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to generate compellingly leads to the capability to empower super-iteravely. We will transform the aptitude of initiatives to transition. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive synergies and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will productize the term "short-term". Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the term "innovative, web-enabled compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our capacity to cultivate. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Think micro-innovative. A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. We will empower the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We will incentivize the power of next-generation, virtual content to embrace. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! If you harness intuitively, you may have to target mega-super-transparently. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? The user interfaces factor is impactful. Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of portals. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be vertical? Think micro-reality-based. We will expand our capacity to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable C2C and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for super-efficient macro-open-source bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think cross-platform, strategic. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to syndicate virally than to empower dynamically. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you benchmark virally, you may have to architect dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We understand that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also expedite intuitively. The power to facilitate globally leads to the power to aggregate nano-super-super-super-wirelessly. We will incubate the jargon-based term "plug-and-play". Think short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate re-purposing metrics, one-to-one, plug-and-play efficient subscriber-defined user-centric project management are forced to become open-source. ShadowLands is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without deliverables, you will lack accounting. We will extend our power to target without devaluing our power to seize. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The mega-CAE factor is strategic. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. The interfaces factor is 24/7. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack e-services. The capacity to synergize compellingly leads to the power to optimize transparently.