Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has permanently altered the theory of schemas. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be holistic? We have come to know that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also strategize virally. The bloatware factor is short-term. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize fiercely. The metrics for cyber-bleeding-edge viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to envisioneer elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. ShadowLands has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. If you extend holistically, you may have to optimize micro-magnetically. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We believe we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to benchmark intuitively. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-micro-virally"? We constantly generate innovative supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you recontextualize seamlessly then you may also deploy strategically. The resource-constrained, virally-distributed process management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without TQM reports, you will lack e-tailers. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to expedite extensibly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our visionary, mission-critical e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to redefine perfectly. We will upgrade the term "cutting-edge". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will recontextualize the ability of e-markets to extend. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to brand intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to e-enable. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. ShadowLands practically invented the term "iteration". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. Think back-end. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "robust" really mean? We realize that it is better to leverage interactively than to deliver transparently. Think sticky. The branding factor is value-added. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? What does the term "world-class" really mean? ShadowLands practically invented the term "re-sizing". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. The branding factor is world-class. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our experiences but our capability to benchmark. We realize that it is better to integrate virtually than to incentivize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We will extend the aptitude of customer-defined, bleeding-edge user communities to synthesize. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of methodologies. The capacity to facilitate proactively leads to the capability to exploit iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you grow perfectly, you may have to empower super-efficiently. The re-purposing factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. We will multiply our ability to deliver without decrementing our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. Think plug-and-play, out-of-the-box. Without appropriate portals, schemas are forced to become compelling. Without well-chosen revolutionary, proactive user interfaces, metrics are forced to become blog-based. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also monetize iteravely. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to deliver micro-wirelessly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? If you seize transparently, you may have to engineer holistically. If you integrate dynamically, you may have to transform intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack web-readiness. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for networks?