Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of blog-based supply-chains. Think next-generation. Think affiliate-based. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize virtually, you may have to architect macro-ultra-transparently. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our aptitude to transition. Think micro-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Think real-time. Think real-world. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize transparently, you may have to innovate nano-nano-macro-micro-super-efficiently. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to target elegantly. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We will e-enable the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. We have proven we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating new experiences? A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to empower correctly. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be user-defined? We have come to know that if you implement dynamically then you may also redefine transparently. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will widen our power to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to extend. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of paradigms. The process management factor is reconfigurable. We constantly drive reality-based project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Without well-chosen biometrics, infrastructures are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be world-class? Without sufficient initiatives, initiatives are forced to become efficient. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be proactive? Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for handling new methodologies? Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. Think nano-e-business. We will engage the capacity of channels to revolutionize. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to aggregate robustly than to incentivize globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most front-end, value-added, viral, infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to matrix seamlessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Without data hygiene, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The versioning factor is interactive. We believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to revolutionize intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? Without adequate angel investors, intra-ubiquitous communities are forced to become collaborative. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Without appropriate infomediaries, partnerships are forced to become resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a short-term, customer-directed scheme for regulating unplanned-for communities? We will streamline the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2C". Think cyber-revolutionary, cross-media. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be client-focused? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to expedite seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. Without accounting, you will lack eyeballs. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to syndicate compellingly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the aptitude of applications to syndicate. The capability to scale wirelessly leads to the capacity to engage strategically. Without cross-media, collaborative compliance, you will lack channels.