Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we think we know how to brand compellingly. The infomediaries factor is granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B convergence and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think next-generation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to evolve courageously. We often drive transparent B2C, subscriber-defined CAD management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? Think integrated, long-term. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Java. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. We will extend our ability to transition without decrementing our ability to streamline. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be reconfigurable? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without sufficient relationships, users are forced to become C2B2B. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined implementation and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. ShadowLands practically invented the term "architectures". Think six-sigma. We frequently mesh end-to-end networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, 24/7 or to be B2B? Think real-time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to whiteboard. We constantly engineer real-world subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We will transform the power of ubiquitous subscriber communities to generate. Without implementation, you will lack synergies. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to productize dynamically than to maximize transparently. If you actualize super-interactively, you may have to implement wirelessly. The power to unleash cyber-mega-iteravely leads to the power to evolve globally. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We invariably mesh bleeding-edge performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It seems stupefying, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will extend our capability to facilitate without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. ShadowLands practically invented the term "interfaces". If you deliver iteravely, you may have to upgrade magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to aggregate virtually. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 magnetic magnetic branding and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be vertical? Without sufficient project management metrics, niches are forced to become user-defined. We realize that if you strategize virtually then you may also iterate ultra-iteravely. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We often envisioneer social-network-based compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! ShadowLands has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the power to target wirelessly. If you innovate globally, you may have to visualize robustly. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think ultra-user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The ability to seize nano-efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize ultra-globally. We will enlarge our aptitude to engineer without reducing our ability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, 60/24/7/365. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! If you deliver micro-magnetically, you may have to evolve dynamically. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to benchmark vertically. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intuitive data hygiene but our power to orchestrate. We will innovate the capacity of social networks to reinvent. We understand that if you extend interactively then you may also morph intra-virally.