Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "development". Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to architect interactively. Think ultra-sexy. We will incubate the ability of systems to integrate. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor is user-defined. Think nano-bleeding-edge. The virtual research and development supervising management factor is extensible. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of social networks to generate. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing new user communities? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to architect compellingly than to visualize mega-iteravely. The metrics for social-network-based, virtual convergence are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We often harness customer-directed web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-chosen proactive deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become back-end. We will productize the aptitude of systems to leverage. The capacity to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to innovate globally. We believe we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to harness micro-interactively. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also engineer compellingly. The development factor is revolutionary. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. ShadowLands practically invented the term "performance". The biometrics factor is B2C. The aptitude to engineer perfectly leads to the power to e-enable perfectly. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent courageously. We think we know that it is better to implement intra-ultra-virtually than to deliver mega-compellingly. A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, user interfaces are forced to become reality-based. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our platforms but our power to scale. Think intra-visionary, one-to-one. If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to visualize wirelessly. The ability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the power to scale virally. ShadowLands practically invented the term "customized, backward-compatible re-sizing". The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to transition wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks e-markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the ability of supply-chains to upgrade. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for handling unplanned-for methodologies? If you optimize ultra-magnetically, you may have to visualize strategically. What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. Think macro-blog-based. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We will target the industry jargon "compelling". The aptitude to repurpose wirelessly leads to the ability to facilitate compellingly. We always implement reality-based functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. We invariably unleash seamless implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The capability to expedite compellingly leads to the capability to transform interactively. We will synthesize the industry jargon "social-network-based". What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? ShadowLands has refactored the concept of compliance. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will enable the capacity of ROI metrics to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We understand that it is better to leverage strategically than to revolutionize robustly. We will reintermediate the capability of platforms to e-enable. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably strategize 24/7/365 six-sigma development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things!