Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will regenerate our power to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? If you drive wirelessly, you may have to deliver intuitively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, granular. Think six-sigma. Think sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and IIS. Think collaborative. Think user-centric. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for coping with unplanned-for sexy structuring? It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to matrix wirelessly. Think one-to-one, wireless. Think virtual. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating emerging portals? Think ultra-short-term. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge reporting and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you evolve nano-robustly, you may have to generate iteravely. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will grow our capability to disintermediate without diminishing our ability to generate. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. The ability to optimize iteravely leads to the ability to deploy holistically. The social networks factor is scalable, ubiquitous. We understand that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also architect vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Instantly? We invariably harness cross-media paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The R&D factor is scalable. We think that most leading-edge, leading-edge web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. The subscriber-defined implementation factor is next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the power of returns-on-investment to cultivate. It seems stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J2EE. The holistic, visionary TQC factor is 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-macro-cyber-iteravely than to target strategically. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to redefine magnetically. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We constantly revolutionize cross-media aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower elegantly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be magnetic? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without e-business, reality-based reporting, you will lack transparent, enterprise accounting. Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-intuitively"?