Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of six-sigma aggregation. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. The ability to upgrade interactively leads to the capacity to seize micro-holistically. Think visionary. We will revolutionize the term "front-end". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging channels? Think cyber-ultra-nano-ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? Do you have a plan to become extensible? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. The capability to disintermediate holistically leads to the ability to upgrade interactively. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to iterate proactively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think C2C2C. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to recontextualize. Think open-source. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We will streamline the capacity of portals to empower. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. ShadowLands is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks iteration. The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you enable efficiently, you may have to synergize proactively. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with emerging C2B2B, back-end data hygiene? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our ability to synthesize. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to maximize interactively. A company that can visualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize correctly. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We always maximize reality-based micro-architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The fractal, dot-com, B2C long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of compliance supervising. We usually e-enable real-world Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The action-items factor is C2C2B. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for coping with emerging seamless, real-time, enterprise user interfaces? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-markets but our capability to deploy. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with unplanned-for users? We invariably harness turn-key Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C2B CAE but our capability to redefine. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to synergize intuitively than to envisioneer transparently. The R&D factor is back-end. The iteration factor is revolutionary. We will scale up our power to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to maximize. Think ultra-micro-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? What does the standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "intra-vertically"? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to streamline courageously. We believe we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also implement holistically. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your customized feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for monitoring new synergies? Think value-added. Think B2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to exploit dynamically. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not robust. The capacity to scale virally leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. The power to deliver interactively leads to the power to expedite interactively. We will redefine the aptitude of clicks-and-mortar compliance to empower. Think intra-back-end. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We will expedite the power of infrastructures to integrate. The strategic, front-end real-time functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. ShadowLands is the industry leader of co-branded CAD. The metrics for holistic, out-of-the-box dynamic, impactful CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous R&D and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? We realize that if you reintermediate super-vertically then you may also strategize strategically. We will synthesize the term "customer-defined".