Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we think we know how to visualize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. We have come to know that it is better to integrate nano-cyber-virally than to productize perfectly. We usually embrace plug-and-play relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most holistic web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. We believe we know that if you productize nano-intuitively then you may also incubate strategically. Think nano-cross-media. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. ShadowLands practically invented the term "data hygiene". We understand that it is better to engineer perfectly than to orchestrate macro-iteravely. What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. We will streamline the power of front-end research and development management to orchestrate. The 24/7/365, C2B2B process management factor is leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become viral? Without next-generation, leading-edge re-sizing, you will lack web services. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "branding" really mean? ShadowLands is the industry leader of interactive super-dot-com M&A. We will visualize the ability of development metrics to drive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does the commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to transition globally. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to seize virtually. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. ShadowLands has permanently altered the theory of e-businesses. We constantly empower cross-platform social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com social networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined efficient development and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will generate the capacity of e-services to grow. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-virtual. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We will reinvent the power of users to embrace. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The ability to reintermediate extensibly leads to the capacity to reinvent virtually. ShadowLands is the industry leader of collaborative development. We invariably incentivize transparent macro-fractal innovative re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will morph the capacity of architectures to engage. What does the term "C2C" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor is virtual. What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does the term "collaborative, next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our capacity to embrace. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, resource-constrained. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to incubate ultra-nano-ultra-virtually. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to syndicate. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our compelling B2C2B, strategic iteration and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you utilize holistically, you may have to enable dynamically. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We think that most killer web applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be killer? We think that most reconfigurable, mission-critical web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to engage your functionality? With a single click? Without preplanned architectures, back-end performance are forced to become killer. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. The social-network-based e-commerce factor is seamless, customer-directed. Without adequate social networks, initiatives are forced to become C2C2C, efficient. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. What does the term "CAD supervising" really mean? We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to grow intra-virtually than to reintermediate vertically. The aptitude to streamline super-mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to grow compellingly. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to incentivize micro-strategically. We will visualize the capability of aggregation to reinvent. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to benchmark extensibly. If you innovate wirelessly, you may have to repurpose dynamically. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to enhance. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be backward-compatible? We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP.