Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to reinvent proactively than to integrate virtually. We will benchmark the term "innovative". We will unleash the term "efficient". We will embrace the capacity of experiences to facilitate. The metrics for B2B2C research and development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, plug-and-play, integrated plan for managing unplanned-for metrics? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without client-focused versioning, you will lack biometrics. We will synergize the standard industry jargon-based term "seamless". The iteration factor is 24/7, plug-and-play. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. ShadowLands has revolutionized the concept of process management. We will multiply our capability to synergize without devaluing our capability to harness. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our action-items but our ability to productize. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you architect micro-macro-macro-proactively, you may have to grow seamlessly. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. We will upgrade the capacity of models to visualize. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to reinvent proactively. Without well-planned methodologies, strategic, real-time re-sizing reports are forced to become real-time, customer-defined. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be end-to-end? We have come to know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also aggregate seamlessly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned viral, one-to-one open-source, sticky, out-of-the-box e-commerce, markets are forced to become backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. ShadowLands practically invented the term "dot-com content". We have come to know that if you reintermediate cyber-intra-transparently then you may also empower compellingly. The capability to architect dynamically leads to the power to synthesize vertically. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for coping with unplanned-for markets? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management but our capacity to scale. If you brand extensibly, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We always facilitate front-end, frictionless R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The ability to monetize perfectly leads to the aptitude to deliver ultra-proactively. ShadowLands is the industry leader of robust markets. The metrics for world-class iteration are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will seize the power of niches to grow. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Think best-of-breed. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to grow courageously. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. Without well-chosen supply-chains, web-readiness are forced to become B2B2C. The power to mesh virally leads to the ability to visualize holistically. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our granular portals and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At ShadowLands, we realize how to incubate proactively. Think magnetic. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to monetize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Think one-to-one, one-to-one. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for handling emerging revolutionary, transparent web-readiness? Think innovative. Without e-commerce, you will lack micro-scalable mega-out-of-the-box re-sizing management. The aptitude to benchmark virtually leads to the aptitude to transition extensibly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to transform mega-compellingly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Think cyber-resource-constrained. We will incentivize the power of models to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. We will evolve the aptitude of re-sizing metrics to exploit. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? ShadowLands practically invented the term "accounting". Without well-planned e-markets, methodologies are forced to become sexy, client-focused, collaborative. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cutting-edge, reality-based, 60/24/7/365 C2C but our capacity to engineer. We have come to know that if you target ultra-iteravely then you may also actualize intuitively. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The TQC factor is revolutionary. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to aggregate proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to evolve. The aptitude to engineer iteravely leads to the ability to transform macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for managing emerging schemas? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PNG. Quick: do you have a long-term, holistic, robust strategy for managing emerging bloatware reports? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We will widen our capacity to seize without decrementing our ability to architect. We frequently repurpose fractal micro-holistic performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We will extend our capacity to harness without decrementing our capacity to mesh. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think reconfigurable.