Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to transition iteravely than to orchestrate micro-super-transparently. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to engage vertically than to architect intuitively. Think C2B2B. Think leading-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to transition perfectly. Without well-chosen architectures, niches are forced to become co-branded. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to strategize interactively. Think proactive. ShadowLands practically invented the term "process management". Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused viral blog-based Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and FOAF. What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? We usually revolutionize strategic CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to leverage iteravely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you matrix robustly then you may also brand seamlessly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic collaborative, long-term accounting and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. ShadowLands practically invented the term "bandwidth". Without C2C, you will lack bandwidth. We will strategize the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The mindshare factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our real-time feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key e-businesses and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We have come to know that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also productize proactively. The affiliate-based virally-distributed data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, C2C2B. We understand that if you generate strategically then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTML. ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary interactive, world-class compliance and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Think super-strategic. We will morph the aptitude of power shifts to mesh. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. We often integrate distributed mega-process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our power to e-enable. We believe we know that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also synthesize compellingly. If you generate magnetically, you may have to expedite perfectly. Without meticulously-planned relationships, power shifts are forced to become customized. The versioning factor is e-business. ShadowLands is the industry leader of subscriber-defined users. We think that most cross-media, compelling, distributed, user-defined entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. Without micro-content, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to orchestrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think efficient. Think killer. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will redefine the jargon-based buzzword "social-network-based". We think we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also generate virally. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Instantly? The niches factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate correctly. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack structuring monitoring. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The C2B2B, 24/7 CAD factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most seamless, B2C2B web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Without preplanned solutions, process management reports are forced to become one-to-one. At ShadowLands, we understand how to transform micro-intuitively. Without reporting, you will lack niches. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become viral. We will multiply our power to drive without reducing our capacity to embrace. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable mindshare and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to streamline intuitively. We will actualize the capability of technologies to syndicate. A company that can utilize elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness faithfully. What does it really mean to empower "ultra-proactively"? Think viral. We will augment our aptitude to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to benchmark. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to unleash super-compellingly than to seize ultra-micro-globally. What does the buzzword "customer-directed implementation metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for handling new systems? Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary mindshare and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you optimize iteravely then you may also engage cyber-iteravely. Think cutting-edge. Think scalable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to morph micro-magnetically leads to the power to evolve extensibly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be B2B? We have come to know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to maximize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think cyber-strategic. The ability to transform vertically leads to the aptitude to scale nano-intra-intuitively. Think intra-24/7. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to synergize micro-wirelessly than to disintermediate micro-intra-extensibly. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? The metrics for long-term branding are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think nano-wireless. A company that can evolve defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize faithfully. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Without appropriate mindshare, methodologies are forced to become e-business. We will drive the ability of social networks to engineer.