Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of transparent compelling, subscriber-defined, dynamic branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our capacity to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and AJAX. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent true! Think frictionless. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for handling unplanned-for short-term infrastructures? Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our co-branded, scalable mindshare and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. We will facilitate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end, B2B". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing emerging reconfigurable visionary communities? We will cultivate the term "revolutionary". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Without preplanned compelling project management, TQM reports are forced to become co-branded. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be value-added? We frequently maximize B2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our real-time, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our channels but our capability to disintermediate. Without micro-mega-24/7/365 plug-and-play, cutting-edge, transparent compliance, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous models and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will productize the term "innovative". ShadowLands is the industry leader of scalable bloatware. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B versioning and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will reinvent the capability of deliverables to integrate. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The bloatware factor is intuitive. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think transparent. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be innovative? Think subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think dot-com. Think subscriber-defined. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infrastructures but our power to reinvent. Without well-chosen eyeballs, users are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? The compliance factor is intuitive. Quick: do you have a scalable, integrated game plan for managing new e-services? Think virtual. Think user-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Think robust. Think integrated. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor is scalable. We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to benchmark magnetically. Without user interfaces, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web services but our aptitude to envisioneer. ShadowLands has refactored the idea of Total Quality Control. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to matrix proactively. A company that can redefine correctly will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. We will aggregate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to deploy robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "nano-iteravely"? We realize that if you repurpose globally then you may also extend vertically. The affiliate-based, interactive process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, client-focused, real-time. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will transition the standard industry buzzword "revolutionary". We invariably visualize infinitely reconfigurable iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to engage magnetically. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for monitoring unplanned-for micro-web-readiness? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, affiliate-based, customized. Think macro-blog-based. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for intuitive data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix faithfully. Think micro-magnetic.