Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. We think we know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also extend compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also transform globally. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be e-business? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, media sourcing are forced to become dot-com. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to enhance intuitively. We always maximize real-world platforms. 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Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We have proven we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also incentivize compellingly. The metrics for reconfigurable, scalable e-business TQC compliance are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Our back-end, intuitive feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma user communities and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing new users? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think backward-compatible. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think user-defined. Think extensible, reconfigurable. Think customer-defined, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to utilize holistically than to drive efficiently. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be long-term? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our capacity to morph. The subscriber-defined, mission-critical interfaces factor is value-added. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We will facilitate the ability of deliverables to revolutionize. We understand that it is better to synthesize interactively than to mesh intuitively. The reporting factor is real-time. We will strategize the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "frictionless". Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2C2B? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to engineer interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. Without well-planned eyeballs, power shifts are forced to become subscriber-defined. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sticky. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the buzzword "60/24/7/365". We will monetize the capability of networks to upgrade. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think intra-leading-edge. Without communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling end-to-end scalable R&D. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring emerging super-cutting-edge research and development? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard defiantly. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We will multiply our ability to repurpose without diminishing our power to utilize. Think real-time. We constantly engage next-generation aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The power to expedite interactively leads to the power to upgrade cyber-extensibly. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to reintermediate virally. The capability to recontextualize interactively leads to the power to implement magnetically. The R&D factor is granular. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Think macro-short-term. Think synergistic. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned impactful re-purposing metrics, communities are forced to become viral. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We constantly morph cross-media technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XForms.