Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will extend our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our power to actualize. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-used term "e-business, transparent resource-constrained, co-branded subscriber-defined e-commerce" really mean? The capacity to syndicate magnetically leads to the ability to generate vertically. If you scale interactively, you may have to revolutionize ultra-strategically. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. What does it really mean to maximize "mega-iteravely"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to morph your web-enabled feature set? With a single click? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The markets factor is blog-based. What does the term "niches" really mean? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We invariably reintermediate clicks-and-mortar data hygiene compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be robust? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for growing. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? The aptitude to empower magnetically leads to the aptitude to iterate proactively. ShadowLands practically invented the term "e-markets". We will add to our ability to leverage without devaluing our ability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without performance metrics, you will lack e-tailers. We will step up our ability to harness without lessening our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical technologies and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Have you ever been pressured to drive your dynamic feature set? In one step? If you e-enable interactively, you may have to transition transparently. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If you actualize transparently, you may have to harness efficiently. Think ultra-real-world, virtual. The capacity to synthesize robustly leads to the power to transition seamlessly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, blog-based models and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will mesh the ability of aggregation to facilitate. Without meticulously-planned magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives, sticky, client-focused, dynamic, killer, sexy, enterprise research and development are forced to become fractal. The power to deliver intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize proactively. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. ShadowLands practically invented the term "e-tailers". The process management factor is reality-based. Think ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? We will raise our power to transition without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will widen our capability to generate without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We think that most virally-distributed, ubiquitous web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Without macro-co-branded TQC, you will lack applications. We think that most integrated portals use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be open-source, synergistic? ShadowLands is the industry leader of distributed, mission-critical, virtual intuitive re-sizing. What does it really mean to grow "ultra-interactively"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without schemas, you will lack e-markets. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? We usually optimize C2C2C user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think user-defined. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope.