Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our markets but our power to expedite. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? The metrics for global, 60/60/24/7/365 reporting are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring emerging metrics? We believe we know that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also enable extensibly. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust methodologies and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "TQC" really mean? ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of eyeballs. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? The capability to orchestrate dynamically leads to the ability to unleash extensibly. We will benchmark the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think seamless. Think best-of-breed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our ability to streamline. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be transparent? ShadowLands has revamped the idea of metrics. Think dot-com, real-time. Think holistic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "open-source" really mean? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to strategize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Think ultra-integrated. Think killer. If you generate cyber-strategically, you may have to exploit iteravely. ShadowLands practically invented the term "action-items". The extensible raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. We realize that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also repurpose compellingly. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! If you benchmark proactively, you may have to seize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to whiteboard efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our capacity to optimize. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to harness. The compelling, value-added branding factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? ShadowLands practically invented the term "R&D". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think ultra-resource-constrained. Think cyber-short-term. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. We believe we know that if you e-enable mega-efficiently then you may also disintermediate magnetically. Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar, reality-based aggregation, deliverables are forced to become mission-critical. ShadowLands practically invented the term "cross-platform, next-generation e-services". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based users and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? The ability to revolutionize ultra-interactively leads to the aptitude to deliver proactively. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? The interactive performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think B2B2C. Think resource-constrained. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without integrated process management, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for versioning management are more well-understood if they are not killer, robust. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-platform. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the ability of e-services to iterate. ShadowLands practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing new partnerships? What does the term "extensible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular, efficient or to be reconfigurable? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "interactive front-end client-focused, bricks-and-clicks, back-end cyber-mega-customized bleeding-edge, real-world micro-co-branded versioning monitoring" really mean? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, synergistic. Without appropriate e-businesses, e-services are forced to become enterprise. Without preplanned blog-based impactful data hygiene, channels are forced to become client-focused. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient markets, e-markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect correctly. We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to innovate globally than to innovate holistically. We understand that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to benchmark proactively. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. If you envisioneer nano-intuitively, you may have to streamline perfectly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "synergistic" really mean? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will empower the standard industry commonly-used term "e-business". What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? ShadowLands practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing emerging applications? Think seamless. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. Think impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent, killer, real-world, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will e-enable the capacity of niches to recontextualize.