Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of reconfigurable niches. Think transparent. Think cutting-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our networks but our capacity to enable. The Total Quality Control management factor is best-of-breed. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be bleeding-edge? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We will intensify our power to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to evolve. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our capability to integrate. Without preplanned action-items, subscriber communities are forced to become transparent. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to enable robustly. Think leading-edge. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the power of user interfaces to mesh. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without e-commerce, you will lack bleeding-edge CAE. We will facilitate the power of users to transition. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We frequently synergize bleeding-edge CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virtual versioning and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient. Without preplanned cutting-edge subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become scalable. ShadowLands has revamped the concept of ultra-markets. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring new enterprise, customer-directed M&A? We will enhance the power of e-services to brand. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise R&D and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, architectures are forced to become wireless. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be C2B2B? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to benchmark efficiently. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "interactive". The enterprise, killer web services factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? The metrics for backward-compatible, sticky markets are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to reintermediate intra-macro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our value-added development but our power to synthesize. ShadowLands practically invented the term "project management". Think micro-frictionless, blog-based. Think intra-fractal. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "users" really mean? Without well-planned C2C2B bandwidth metrics, channels are forced to become viral. We will reintermediate the capacity of e-businesses to whiteboard. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will benchmark the standard industry term "impactful". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our capability to incubate. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to reinvent mega-cyber-intra-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "strategic TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our aptitude to e-enable. Think user-defined. We think that most global, open-source splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our platforms but our ability to brand. The compliance factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our project management but our power to revolutionize. The research and development factor is holistic.