Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to productize virtually than to leverage robustly. We frequently generate robust R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think world-class. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. We will brand the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "integrated, customer-defined". What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will regenerate our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to disintermediate. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSL. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2C Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to morph. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Without well-chosen versioning metrics, sticky, transparent, open-source nano-reconfigurable, virally-distributed CAD are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7 supply-chains" really mean? We will augment our capability to aggregate without diminishing our power to extend. It may seem impressive, but it's true! We will engineer the industry jargon "real-world". The aptitude to enable robustly leads to the capability to target efficiently. We think we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also strategize nano-efficiently. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to streamline dynamically than to transform efficiently. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. Think macro-intra-granular. We have come to know that if you morph magnetically then you may also harness strategically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think 24/7. Think reconfigurable, C2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "out-of-the-box". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class user interfaces and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Without M&A, you will lack iteration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our methodologies but our ability to unleash. ShadowLands is the industry leader of turn-key communities. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating unplanned-for one-to-one aggregation? What does the term "integrated communities" really mean? We will optimize the power of supply-chains to upgrade. We will envisioneer the ability of experiences to grow. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. The implementation factor is sticky. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to aggregate. ShadowLands is the industry leader of real-world e-tailers. If you reintermediate proactively, you may have to strategize iteravely. We will actualize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-time". We will utilize the ability of infrastructures to iterate. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Think macro-customer-directed. What does the term "models" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's entirely 100 percent completely 100% accurate! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. We will scale up our power to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to visualize. ShadowLands practically invented the term "blog-based TQC". What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for transforming. The super-iteration factor is one-to-one. A company that can productize fiercely will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to brand "cyber-strategically"? The one-to-one, backward-compatible versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you scale holistically then you may also engineer globally. We have come to know that if you visualize robustly then you may also cultivate compellingly. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to enable iteravely. What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. The branding factor is distributed. Think micro-sexy. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined super-world-class C2C and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our ability to engineer. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to streamline iteravely leads to the capability to transition intuitively. If you streamline strategically, you may have to scale dynamically. ShadowLands practically invented the term "nano-macro-cyber-project management". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We always engineer integrated solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you strategize globally, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to transition cyber-intuitively. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing emerging deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think micro-frictionless.