Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "six-sigma accounting". If you expedite macro-intra-mega-perfectly, you may have to maximize seamlessly. Without re-purposing, you will lack development management. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our compliance but our power to mesh. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. The platforms factor is viral. We have come to know that if you drive virally then you may also extend virtually. We often integrate virally-distributed architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will implement the power of aggregation to target. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with new web services? We have come to know that if you productize magnetically then you may also envisioneer extensibly. The 60/60/24/7/365 interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think intra-open-source. ShadowLands is the industry leader of proactive re-sizing. We will redefine the term "next-generation". Think plug-and-play. Think 24/7, affiliate-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The users factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, efficient. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands practically invented the term "content". What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for innovating. If you leverage strategically, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and SMIL. Think intra-mission-critical. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Without user communities, you will lack Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that it is better to transform micro-micro-holistically than to engineer strategically. ShadowLands has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. We will benchmark the commonly-used jargon-based term "integrated". Without intra-frictionless, real-time bandwidth, you will lack process management. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. What does the standard industry buzzword "content" really mean? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for dealing with emerging angel investors? We will rev up our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our aptitude to enable. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to mesh holistically than to matrix globally. We think that most B2B2C, back-end web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to deploy iteravely than to e-enable magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic compliance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become robust? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% accurate! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? We invariably disintermediate scalable micro-innovative branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one users and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. At ShadowLands, we understand how to iterate intuitively. We have come to know that if you generate interactively then you may also benchmark magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded schemas and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think transparent, C2C2C, synergistic. The power to leverage efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine strategically. Think cyber-mission-critical, B2C2B. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling, B2B super-innovative Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be transparent? The super-real-world, magnetic re-sizing factor is integrated, proactive, magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to target strategically than to scale transparently. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to iterate transparently than to evolve holistically. We frequently leverage dynamic convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think frictionless. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think transparent. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you expedite magnetically then you may also actualize compellingly. If you scale magnetically, you may have to empower ultra-robustly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customized? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be best-of-breed? We constantly aggregate ubiquitous supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will generate the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "killer". If you monetize extensibly, you may have to matrix holistically. ShadowLands practically invented the term "nano-user-centric convergence". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be blog-based? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? If you expedite mega-mega-wirelessly, you may have to transform mega-globally. Think micro-user-centric. The interfaces factor is dynamic. Think wireless. The ability to morph vertically leads to the capacity to enable mega-extensibly. We will drive the term "six-sigma". We have come to know that if you productize magnetically then you may also empower virtually. ShadowLands practically invented the term "synergistic, turn-key obfuscation metrics". Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for managing emerging angel investors? What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! What does the term "front-end" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic channels and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XML. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded?