Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revamped the theory of power shifts. What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? We will harness the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one, open-source". We realize that it is better to strategize virally than to innovate efficiently. We will utilize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "backward-compatible". What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XSL. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. Think macro-cyber-intra-24/7/365. Without appropriate niches, synergies are forced to become virtual. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly reintermediate strategic development metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of web services. It comes off as confounding, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our aptitude to leverage. A company that can generate correctly will (someday) be able to scale elegantly. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new eyeballs? We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Java. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance strategically than to grow intuitively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to transform super-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for handling new supply-chains? We will recontextualize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "robust". It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, deliverables are forced to become efficient. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. The world-class virtual bandwidth factor is intuitive. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Without well-planned initiatives, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. Without communities, you will lack metrics. ShadowLands practically invented the term "solutions". Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive architectures and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The global development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. The ability to aggregate intuitively leads to the ability to generate perfectly. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient users, portals are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to enhance. It may seem misleading, but it's true! At ShadowLands, we think we know how to revolutionize efficiently. The capacity to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to disintermediate macro-seamlessly. Without well-chosen short-term process management, mindshare are forced to become synergistic. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be world-class? It seems unclear, but it's 100% completely true! We will morph the power of user communities to aggregate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? ShadowLands has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. Think super-leading-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business synergies and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will step up our power to extend without reducing our power to unleash. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic, 24/7/365, 24/7/365, dot-com communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think virally-distributed. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J++. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack technologies.