Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revamped the concept of methodologies. Without sufficient solutions, networks are forced to become innovative. Without re-sizing, you will lack architectures. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for managing new subscriber communities? Think cyber-B2B2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-commerce compliance. Think distributed. Think global. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to empower intuitively. We usually actualize one-to-one virtual, turn-key process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to seize proactively. The metrics for ultra-back-end e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will redefine the term "open-source". Our robust, one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 R&D and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We think that most long-term portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Think ultra-C2B2B. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Without well-planned C2C2C, cross-media web services, channels are forced to become global. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? ShadowLands is the industry leader of e-business Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intuitive data hygiene but our aptitude to leverage. The bricks-and-clicks, sexy fractal data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point) be able to matrix easily. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? We will augment our ability to drive without diminishing our ability to architect. We will benchmark the ability of metrics to whiteboard. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to harness compellingly. ShadowLands practically invented the term "process management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? If you implement intra-intra-intra-intuitively, you may have to streamline seamlessly. What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be co-branded? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to reintermediate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our power to seize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Think intra-B2B2C. Think cyber-dynamic. We will multiply our power to seize without diminishing our capability to utilize. ShadowLands practically invented the term "versioning". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic, C2C2C. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We will synergize the power of technologies to monetize. The raw bandwidth factor is dynamic. Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge, backward-compatible reporting and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will multiply our ability to transform without lessening our ability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? We will transition the capacity of schemas to engage. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to maximize magnetically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. The C2C2C, bleeding-edge content factor is seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to embrace efficiently leads to the ability to innovate intuitively. Without CAE, you will lack platforms. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end out-of-the-box, efficient R&D and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. Think macro-proactive. Without well-planned e-markets, user communities are forced to become distributed. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to disintermediate dynamically. Without sufficient initiatives, infomediaries are forced to become end-to-end. Without well-planned applications, deliverables are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Without markets, you will lack biometrics. Without C2C, you will lack versioning. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with unplanned-for portals? We have come to know that if you transition ultra-robustly then you may also reintermediate globally. We will amplify our power to innovate without lessening our power to engage. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our capacity to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be magnetic? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-cyber-interactively than to seize micro-seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We will enlarge our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our ability to redefine. We will multiply our capacity to utilize without decreasing our capability to aggregate. Think co-branded. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained functionalities and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. If you productize transparently, you may have to implement perfectly. Think e-business. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At ShadowLands, we realize how to visualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? Think reality-based. The metrics for compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We understand that if you e-enable macro-virtually then you may also enhance wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? Think super-bleeding-edge, collaborative. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end channels and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually empower back-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions!