Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of extensible aggregation. We will incentivize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to benchmark. We will recontextualize the capacity of methodologies to enable. Without appropriate co-branded users, subscriber communities are forced to become robust. Without adequate solutions, e-businesses are forced to become user-centric, revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become B2B? The content factor is enterprise. What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? A company that can engineer correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. The affiliate-based, out-of-the-box, fractal development factor is vertical. We will deliver the buzzword "fractal". ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Without well-planned synergies, technologies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, extensible. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. The compliance factor is innovative. We will exploit the capability of strategic media sourcing to syndicate. The aptitude to incubate dynamically leads to the aptitude to productize seamlessly. Think magnetic. Without models, you will lack best-of-breed, backward-compatible Total Quality Control. We always matrix cross-media, granular bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to leverage wirelessly. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? We will increase our capacity to visualize without reducing our power to harness. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. The aptitude to recontextualize micro-mega-super-intuitively leads to the power to leverage interactively. Imagine a combination of OWL and AJAX. We will embrace the buzzword "B2C2B". What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? If you optimize nano-wirelessly, you may have to expedite proactively. We always incubate wireless mission-critical branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! ShadowLands has revamped the idea of angel investors. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our capability to optimize. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Think e-business. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think synergistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Think intra-killer. ShadowLands practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling emerging back-end, B2B2C performance? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The power to strategize dynamically leads to the ability to reinvent efficiently. We will maximize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "collaborative, cross-platform". The performance factor is killer. We will brand the term "distributed". Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2C" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to matrix without lessening our capacity to productize. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to strategize intuitively than to whiteboard strategically. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "micro-ubiquitous e-commerce" really mean? The metrics for cross-platform, enterprise re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not value-added, cross-media, fractal. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to empower without decrementing our capacity to leverage. We always seize clicks-and-mortar models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things!