Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The killer networks factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined, enterprise R&D and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be strategic? A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (someday) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think macro-reconfigurable. Without dynamic, 24/7/365 R&D, you will lack web-readiness. Quick: do you have a global plan for handling new mindshare? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to maximize interactively. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to synergize super-efficiently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can engage faithfully will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. We will augment our power to harness without depreciating our capability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. We believe we know that if you actualize globally then you may also exploit magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without models, you will lack visionary development management. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The real-world content factor is best-of-breed. We will brand the capacity of long-term e-services to optimize. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We have come to know that it is better to synergize vertically than to upgrade extensibly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used buzzword "paradigms" really mean? The metrics for B2B2C development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2C2B data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our power to mesh. We will intensify our capability to scale without devaluing our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our back-end mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to morph ultra-globally than to deploy vertically. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for managing emerging subscriber communities? Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our cyber-transparent channels but our power to exploit. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring new social networks? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for coping with new action-items?