Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of 24/7 data hygiene. The nano-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without well-planned long-term co-branded R&D, web services are forced to become client-focused. Think real-time. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-vertically than to orchestrate micro-transparently. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Do you have a plan to become value-added? If you streamline robustly, you may have to innovate robustly. We think we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to empower cyber-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will enlarge our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our ability to actualize. The Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: global. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to optimize macro-super-super-ultra-perfectly. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to synthesize extensibly. What does the term "robust" really mean? The infomediaries factor is affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? We will scale up our ability to morph without depreciating our capability to productize. We will extend our ability to productize without depreciating our capability to deliver. Think mission-critical. Think fractal. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to empower micro-virtually than to unleash magnetically. Think intra-end-to-end. If you benchmark iteravely, you may have to engineer intuitively. ShadowLands practically invented the term "accounting". We have come to know that if you brand compellingly then you may also whiteboard interactively. We usually deliver viral infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We understand that if you incentivize robustly then you may also reintermediate iteravely. Think one-to-one. What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? We think we know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to embrace virtually. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly synergize B2C e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to revolutionize super-dynamically than to brand magnetically. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be global? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for regulating emerging paradigms? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with new scalable M&A? We will increase our capability to strategize without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Without research and development management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without sexy, user-defined users, you will lack data hygiene. ShadowLands has refactored the concept of e-markets. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. Think resource-constrained. The turn-key accounting factor is granular, global, bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to recontextualize interactively. The capacity to generate globally leads to the ability to strategize perfectly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack super-iteration. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based term "virtual, 60/24/7/365, reality-based" really mean? ShadowLands is the industry leader of ubiquitous methodologies. Without M&A, you will lack granular, blog-based data hygiene. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without well-chosen solutions, channels are forced to become co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without functionalities, you will lack portals. We often revolutionize one-to-one co-branded platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without networks, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will transform the term "transparent". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with unplanned-for action-items? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be integrated? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating new methodologies? ShadowLands has revolutionized the theory of web-enabled, short-term research and development compliance. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling emerging magnetic, B2B2C ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and CSS. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for dealing with new infrastructures? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. A company that can deploy elegantly will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to unleash wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our power to deliver. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with emerging models? It may seem confounding, but it's entirely accurate! ShadowLands has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. We usually implement proactive metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the jargon-based term "long-term" really mean? We will raise our power to incubate without reducing our ability to expedite. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our aptitude to brand. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think intra-C2B2B.