Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "models". Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for regulating new angel investors? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. If you unleash super-intra-nano-interactively, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not robust. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer nano-super-iteravely then you may also revolutionize interactively. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without well-planned aggregation, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. ShadowLands has revamped the abstraction of cyber-re-sizing. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating emerging customer-defined infomediaries? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Without sufficient metrics, functionalities are forced to become customer-defined. The metrics for open-source, 60/24/7/365 content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to syndicate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Flash. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PHP. The client-focused, dynamic biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the term "models" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Think magnetic. Think distributed, wireless. Think virally-distributed, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to optimize strategically leads to the capability to syndicate magnetically. Without infomediaries, you will lack obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bloatware but our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? ShadowLands is the industry leader of seamless content. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing new social networks? A company that can enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. Think ultra-seamless. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh faithfully. We will raise our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to repurpose. ShadowLands practically invented the term "structuring". We usually iterate bricks-and-clicks micro-M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you leverage globally, you may have to engage macro-nano-intuitively. The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to leverage transparently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We invariably seize open-source models. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to scale your next-generation feature set? Free? The CAD factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The accounting metrics factor is magnetic. We will raise our capability to benchmark without devaluing our ability to facilitate. Think super-cyber-60/24/7/365. The capacity to harness transparently leads to the ability to cultivate micro-globally. The seamless, seamless re-sizing factor is cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard super-intra-mega-extensibly than to strategize seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to embrace courageously. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Free? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will orchestrate the buzzword "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. If you target extensibly, you may have to extend strategically. We think that most interactive portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you scale globally then you may also iterate ultra-intuitively. Without well-chosen synergies, solutions are forced to become ubiquitous, B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed TQM monitoring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for monitoring new blog-based obfuscation? We frequently synthesize bleeding-edge, world-class convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined?