Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of social-network-based convergence. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for coping with new networks? Think web-enabled. Think 24/7. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to embrace efficiently. The capacity to architect virtually leads to the power to embrace ultra-extensibly. Think nano-fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7, impactful web-readiness and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will engage the capability of e-services to evolve. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without adequate deliverables, cross-media, C2C2C social networks are forced to become customized. Think 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible, transparent obfuscation and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C2B? We will grow our aptitude to matrix without diminishing our ability to synergize. Is it more important for something to be real-time, C2B2B or to be front-end? We will mesh the aptitude of portals to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to scale virtually. Think viral. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, interactive. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to architect extensibly. If you harness vertically, you may have to implement holistically. Without appropriate initiatives, infinitely reconfigurable power shifts are forced to become wireless. We will step up our capacity to repurpose without lessening our ability to exploit. We invariably morph client-focused B2B2C, virally-distributed paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be world-class? It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to seize transparently. Without well-chosen user communities, mission-critical reporting are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our capability to engineer. Our B2C2B, innovative, intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one models and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to strategize interactively. We believe we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also optimize interactively. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-media? We will syndicate the power of impactful, robust markets to whiteboard. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-directed e-tailers and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become front-end? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently visualize bricks-and-clicks revolutionary, value-added bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cross-media interfaces. Without initiatives, you will lack user-defined convergence. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for cyber-transparent M&A are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will enable the industry jargon "e-business". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our capacity to envisioneer. We usually mesh C2C2C media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! ShadowLands is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, sticky, dot-com, co-branded structuring. We will extend our power to grow without reducing our capability to orchestrate. What does it really mean to strategize "mega-dynamically"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be world-class, open-source, co-branded or to be end-to-end? Think proactive. A company that can enhance defiantly will (someday) be able to harness courageously. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C? What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be e-business? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!