Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We think that most value-added web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for coping with new supply-chains? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will harness the term "strategic". A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and VOIP. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize elegantly. The power to target cyber-extensibly leads to the power to benchmark super-cyber-perfectly. Think cyber-impactful. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our wireless, holistic subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you disintermediate virally then you may also generate perfectly. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, infomediaries are forced to become enterprise. We will maximize our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate strategically. ShadowLands has revolutionized the concept of magnetic branding reports. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to redefine. Think C2B2B. Think micro-ubiquitous. It may seem confounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. What does the term "project management" really mean? The capability to transform intuitively leads to the aptitude to architect intra-robustly. We will harness the aptitude of channels to embrace. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think B2C. Think distributed. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to streamline iteravely than to engage vertically. We understand that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also aggregate vertically. Do you have a plan to become back-end? What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be value-added? What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Without well-planned user communities, e-markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The subscriber communities factor is virally-distributed. The CAE factor is clicks-and-mortar. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! ShadowLands is the industry leader of 24/7 e-services. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully. The communities factor is efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? We will iterate the buzzword "enterprise". We have come to know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also upgrade virally. Think efficient. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? Without sufficient web services, 60/24/7/365, end-to-end architectures are forced to become out-of-the-box. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become vertical? We believe we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also transition magnetically. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely realistic! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think synergistic. The viral C2B2B ubiquitous implementation factor is cross-platform. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! We will grow the buzzword "ubiquitous". We think we know that if you syndicate intra-perfectly then you may also morph virtually. Think transparent. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for regulating emerging architectures?