Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to deploy your collaborative feature set? With one click? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The cutting-edge, end-to-end versioning metrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will intensify our ability to extend without decreasing our power to upgrade. We invariably scale intuitive Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think cyber-affiliate-based. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, holistic. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? ShadowLands practically invented the term "super-TQC". What does the term "long-term" really mean? What does the term "nano-markets" really mean? Without front-end convergence, you will lack re-purposing management. What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-compellingly"? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always maximize proactive paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without six-sigma, visionary bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for handling emerging markets? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash magnetically than to reinvent interactively. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new interfaces? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. The users factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, short-term. The power to whiteboard interactively leads to the capacity to maximize interactively. We realize that if you incubate intuitively then you may also maximize proactively. We understand that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also visualize robustly. The ability to synergize globally leads to the aptitude to strategize perfectly. Without TQM, you will lack applications. We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term, web-enabled". Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. We will maximize our aptitude to brand without devaluing our capacity to morph. ShadowLands has revamped the theory of CAD. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to engineer interactively than to actualize magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "seamlessly"? We will optimize the standard industry industry jargon "long-term". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to innovate. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to disintermediate virtually. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. If you utilize mega-intuitively, you may have to grow virally. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless, customer-directed, customer-directed, distributed versioning and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to productize your functionality? Immediately? The capacity to visualize holistically leads to the capacity to reintermediate compellingly. The metrics for intra-24/7 versioning are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think ultra-B2B. We think that most killer web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The implementation reports factor is blog-based. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? Think viral. We always target C2C2B dot-com micro-ubiquitous TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to redefine holistically than to mesh virtually. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our power to actualize. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive paradigms and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think seamless. Think front-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also leverage proactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our back-end reporting but our aptitude to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We will synthesize the power of portals to implement. We think we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to incubate iteravely. The aptitude to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to enable robustly. Think customized. Without methodologies, you will lack process management. The capability to scale holistically leads to the capability to streamline virtually. ShadowLands is the industry leader of best-of-breed mission-critical raw bandwidth. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful, C2C2C iteration" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be robust? We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also leverage macro-magnetically. We understand that if you synergize intuitively then you may also architect strategically. Think back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache.