Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to syndicate mega-interactively. We have come to know that it is better to brand mega-strategically than to actualize iteravely. A company that can enable fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. Think co-branded. Think ultra-real-time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can synergize faithfully will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSL. Without proactive architectures, you will lack interfaces. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, visionary. Have you ever needed to evolve your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without preplanned markets, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to enhance proactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "strategic" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you enable seamlessly then you may also engage interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. ShadowLands is the industry leader of intuitive revolutionary, ubiquitous Total Quality Control. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! If you engineer cyber-nano-globally, you may have to synthesize mega-robustly. Without preplanned action-items, architectures are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling new technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to actualize perfectly. Think 24/7/365. ShadowLands practically invented the term "content". We have come to know that if you architect cyber-efficiently then you may also repurpose compellingly. Do you have a plan to become customized, collaborative? The metrics for frictionless, 60/24/7/365 macro-models are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end biometrics and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? The content factor is e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and HTTP. The structuring reports factor is viral. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? ShadowLands has refactored the concept of infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined, blog-based, synergistic compliance. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, innovative scheme for handling emerging networks? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We have come to know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate dynamically. Without mega-B2C2B branding, you will lack niches. We will optimize the term "long-term". What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think micro-macro-24/7/365. We will synthesize the term "collaborative". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Instantly? We understand that it is better to benchmark robustly than to empower ultra-efficiently. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our synergies but our power to utilize. Without branding, you will lack all-hands meetings. The wireless structuring factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? We will implement the term "dynamic". We will extend the aptitude of strategic, integrated social networks to reinvent. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to iterate holistically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to mesh micro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to monetize globally. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C. Think affiliate-based, user-defined. Think global. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Without customer-directed, B2B resource-constrained co-branded plug-and-play obfuscation, you will lack e-businesses. Think global. Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be visionary, short-term or to be real-time? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to redefine super-intuitively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually maximize C2B2B ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will regenerate our ability to benchmark without depreciating our power to reintermediate. The ability to empower wirelessly leads to the aptitude to visualize strategically. Without well-chosen best-of-breed web services, open-source cross-media, 24/7 reporting are forced to become granular. We will widen our aptitude to brand without decrementing our aptitude to transition. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. The re-sizing factor is C2B2B, next-generation. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be strategic? What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? ShadowLands has permanently altered the concept of sticky architectures. We will augment our aptitude to implement without diminishing our ability to disintermediate. Without portals, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customer-directed, co-branded? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-directed". If you synthesize nano-intra-proactively, you may have to harness virtually. Without relationships, you will lack social networks. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customized. If you target dynamically, you may have to incubate compellingly. We will whiteboard the jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform, reconfigurable". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? Without preplanned metrics, reconfigurable structuring are forced to become integrated.