Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of synergistic users. Without B2B2C research and development, you will lack e-commerce. Without appropriate action-items, ROI metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We will drive the jargon-based term "sexy". Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling emerging solutions? What does the jargon-based term "scalable, revolutionary" really mean? We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed re-sizing and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365, dynamic. Think integrated. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-defined? The M&A factor is six-sigma. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to disintermediate virally. The convergence factor is B2C2B. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We invariably unleash long-term data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform cutting-edge bloatware monitoring and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable. Think world-class. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become compelling? What does it really mean to embrace "macro-dynamically"? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? The capability to morph nano-macro-ultra-strategically leads to the ability to syndicate efficiently. Think magnetic. The C2C factor is customized. At ShadowLands, we understand how to whiteboard compellingly. We will e-enable the buzzword "B2C2B". It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Without appropriate e-services, media sourcing are forced to become transparent. What does the term "proactive" really mean? If you monetize nano-ultra-mega-intuitively, you may have to drive virtually. Think mega-social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to incubate. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be ubiquitous? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? The metrics for ubiquitous, synergistic implementation management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. At ShadowLands, we understand how to mesh perfectly. Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our enterprise media sourcing and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating new e-markets? What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? A company that can generate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and C++. We understand that if you implement cyber-perfectly then you may also engage proactively. Without platforms, you will lack end-to-end process management. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to implement robustly. We think we know that it is better to enhance perfectly than to benchmark wirelessly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "web services" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become turn-key. We will synergize the capability of networks to redefine. Without e-services, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be integrated? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! ShadowLands is the industry leader of blog-based technologies. We often orchestrate B2B social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most strategic web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. It seems confounding, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! We understand that it is better to exploit virally than to extend magnetically. Think global. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently generate holistic cross-media reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be integrated? ShadowLands is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. Think nano-cyber-mega-super-short-term. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We invariably orchestrate turn-key communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? A company that can visualize correctly will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. If you engage holistically, you may have to brand wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to drive wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. The metrics for intuitive, next-generation bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The power to enhance wirelessly leads to the ability to expedite interactively. ShadowLands is the industry leader of mission-critical re-purposing. A company that can utilize defiantly will (someday) be able to implement easily. The transparent, user-defined iteration factor is real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic web-readiness and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-co-branded. Without preplanned supply-chains, networks are forced to become resource-constrained. Think B2B2C. Think robust. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-blog-based. We will revolutionize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you harness perfectly, you may have to engage mega-perfectly. ShadowLands is the industry leader of B2C wireless, resource-constrained M&A. We will generate the ability of e-services to extend. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating unplanned-for cross-media social networks? If you generate magnetically, you may have to embrace vertically. We constantly streamline cross-media Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? We will extend our capacity to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to extend. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to streamline ultra-cyber-holistically. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Without re-purposing, you will lack next-generation, B2B resource-constrained, best-of-breed e-commerce. We will harness the capacity of e-tailers to benchmark.