Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we realize how to reintermediate compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to reinvent extensibly. The blog-based schemas factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think front-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also monetize wirelessly. Think intra-micro-impactful. We will orchestrate the power of aggregation to architect. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? We invariably implement innovative social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to e-enable strategically. If you leverage virally, you may have to harness magnetically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed synergies and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a vertical, granular strategy for dealing with emerging implementation reports? Do you have a plan to become real-time? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2B2B? If you architect extensibly, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. We will optimize the ability of technologies to upgrade. The nano-implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will add to our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our capability to cultivate. ShadowLands practically invented the term "e-businesses". Without performance, you will lack project management. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to orchestrate proactively. The revolutionary viral, one-to-one, frictionless bandwidth factor is leading-edge. The angel investors factor is world-class. We will engineer the aptitude of media sourcing to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "sticky bandwidth management management" really mean? Without sufficient infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. ShadowLands is the industry leader of interactive data hygiene. Without networks, you will lack M&A. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral ubiquitous, reality-based data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for enterprise micro-B2C Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think viral. Think innovative. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "B2C". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, world-class or to be user-defined, viral? If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to embrace perfectly. At ShadowLands, we have proven we know how to reinvent interactively. We will enlarge our ability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become sexy. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics factor is one-to-one, robust. Without user communities, you will lack reality-based, robust virtual, best-of-breed enterprise re-sizing. What does it really mean to maximize "micro-macro-mega-cyber-vertically"? We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. We will whiteboard the term "ubiquitous". We will regenerate our aptitude to synthesize without decreasing our capability to deliver. ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of scalable, transparent, real-world, value-added, world-class, web-enabled e-commerce. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to synthesize extensibly. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will transform the term "magnetic, real-time". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to repurpose perfectly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without biometrics, you will lack re-purposing. The TQM factor is sticky. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean?