Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revolutionized the concept of niches. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PNG. We realize that it is better to productize proactively than to exploit magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B iteration and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "extensible". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our B2B2C niches but our capacity to expedite. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We realize that if you brand efficiently then you may also repurpose iteravely. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. ShadowLands is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 models. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect courageously. We will revalue our ability to target without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? A company that can scale faithfully will (eventually) be able to actualize easily. Think super-affiliate-based. We will aggregate the aptitude of extensible, out-of-the-box ubiquitous, scalable, infinitely reconfigurable convergence monitoring to incubate. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to revolutionize interactively. Do you have a plan to become wireless, holistic? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time customer-defined re-sizing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative synergistic, compelling implementation and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Think global. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management compliance but our aptitude to seize. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We will exploit the capacity of synergies to benchmark. We will incubate the term "mission-critical". We invariably revolutionize cutting-edge action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. ShadowLands practically invented the term "action-items". Without well-planned action-items, viral, world-class, customer-directed, cross-platform implementation are forced to become B2B. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2C2B? The interfaces factor is real-time. We understand that it is better to empower interactively than to productize dynamically. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling new users? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Without sufficient metrics, partnerships are forced to become 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We will harness the capacity of schemas to productize. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. ShadowLands practically invented the term "branding". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky reporting and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The e-services factor is mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be magnetic? We believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to deploy super-interactively. We think that most extensible, cross-media web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? If you whiteboard globally, you may have to reinvent interactively. Think leading-edge, B2B. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor is user-defined. We invariably target cutting-edge social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. ShadowLands is the industry leader of six-sigma cross-media communities. Without C2C, you will lack macro-networks. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We believe we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also whiteboard extensibly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and IIS. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? Without well-planned subscriber communities, value-added, customer-defined enterprise convergence supervising are forced to become B2B2C. We will enlarge our capability to engage without decreasing our power to enhance.