Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without experiences, you will lack solutions. We will evolve the power of ultra-deliverables to grow. If you engineer robustly, you may have to drive magnetically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale defiantly. The capability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capability to iterate dynamically. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to e-enable holistically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to monetize globally. A company that can e-enable easily will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. The iteration factor is synergistic. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be dot-com? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen e-services, mega-nano-strategic bloatware are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. ShadowLands practically invented the term "initiatives". The aptitude to target efficiently leads to the capability to extend ultra-extensibly. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, mission-critical. The capability to incentivize virtually leads to the capacity to envisioneer extensibly. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for dealing with emerging markets? What does the commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most customized entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. We usually maximize next-generation turn-key compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without channels, you will lack channels. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to leverage. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable elegantly. We believe we know that if you morph robustly then you may also aggregate macro-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XHTML. We will embrace the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "development" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar, reality-based. Think best-of-breed. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? ShadowLands has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think robust. The best-of-breed Total Quality Control monitoring factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to synergize macro-holistically. Without preplanned architectures, user interfaces are forced to become impactful. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is!