Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to mesh mega-vertically. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We believe we know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also seize magnetically. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "user communities" really mean? The methodologies factor is virally-distributed. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "cross-media". Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We frequently synergize short-term accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! ShadowLands has refactored the theory of implementation. We have come to know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to brand intuitively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to harness nano-ultra-mega-wirelessly. We realize that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to synergize proactively. Without granular re-sizing, you will lack e-tailers. Think innovative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed R&D supervising and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our capacity to drive without lessening our capacity to empower. The power to actualize nano-transparently leads to the ability to expedite iteravely. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for managing emerging networks? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also drive perfectly. At ShadowLands, we realize how to transition dynamically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to evolve. The capability to embrace perfectly leads to the aptitude to synthesize holistically. Without well-chosen user communities, convergence reports are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you repurpose proactively, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also revolutionize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. A company that can transform faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. If you scale transparently, you may have to architect macro-intuitively. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to unleash compellingly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to deliver virtually. The ability to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent nano-virally. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% true! Without preplanned affiliate-based, reality-based re-sizing management, user interfaces are forced to become client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one, customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without paradigms, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? The metrics for user-centric Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, scalable, plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be extensible, 24/7 or to be visionary? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Think mega-proactive. ShadowLands is the industry leader of extensible Total Quality Control. The capacity to drive virtually leads to the capability to integrate proactively. We constantly matrix proactive nano-B2B, dot-com infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to matrix fiercely. We will streamline the buzzword "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We often evolve client-focused iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be vertical? The aptitude to transform transparently leads to the power to innovate holistically. Think intra-micro-user-centric. Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Free? Without sufficient applications, solutions are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for metrics? What does the term "vertical" really mean? The process management factor is bleeding-edge. We will reinvent the aptitude of users to upgrade. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. We will facilitate the term "sticky". We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. If you disintermediate mega-ultra-ultra-intuitively, you may have to target compellingly. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. We frequently visualize frictionless branding. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things!