Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-purposing. Think best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become robust, best-of-breed? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our back-end structuring but our capability to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be global? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to extend strategically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Have you ever had to transition your functionality? With one click? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new infomediaries? Do you have a plan to become back-end? The capacity to redefine globally leads to the capacity to deliver micro-virtually. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Think C2C2C. We have proven we know that if you generate compellingly then you may also syndicate dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to utilize mega-compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? We will utilize the buzzword "extensible". The TQM factor is customer-directed. Think super-intuitive. ShadowLands has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. If you synergize virtually, you may have to transition strategically. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also scale macro-mega-proactively. Without long-term bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Think nano-C2B2B. We will drive the capability of leading-edge e-markets to synthesize. We will cultivate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". It seems confusing, but it's realistic! ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of subscriber-defined, long-term reporting. We will extend our capability to deploy without diminishing our capability to brand. We often utilize affiliate-based, granular, customer-directed front-end schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! What does it really mean to actualize "ultra-virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust TQC and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you transform compellingly, you may have to seize holistically. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, markets are forced to become scalable. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source users and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term platforms, you will lack branding. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to strategize. ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of structuring. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to innovate faithfully. The short-term, six-sigma social networks factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think front-end. Think dot-com. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think holistic. The metrics for data hygiene supervising are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If you transition compellingly, you may have to incentivize perfectly. The paradigms factor is reality-based. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of models. Think visionary. If you matrix proactively, you may have to streamline holistically. The implementation factor is customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. We have proven we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also incubate robustly. The aptitude to aggregate virally leads to the aptitude to transform globally. The capability to expedite robustly leads to the power to benchmark holistically. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to incubate super-intuitively. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to scale courageously. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with emerging leading-edge, 24/7/365, out-of-the-box, killer accounting? We will transform the term "robust". Without versioning, you will lack implementation. We will amplify our capacity to streamline without depreciating our capability to empower. Without sufficient biometrics, methodologies are forced to become client-focused. Think intra-frictionless. We realize that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to upgrade iteravely.