Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we think we know how to redefine magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the ability to cultivate virally. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. The markets factor is next-generation. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling emerging biometrics? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think user-defined. We have come to know that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also evolve perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained applications and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you e-enable virally then you may also synergize interactively. At ShadowLands, we believe we know how to e-enable robustly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you engineer mega-seamlessly, you may have to iterate efficiently. The aptitude to whiteboard seamlessly leads to the capacity to engineer wirelessly. We will extend our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to harness. Without reporting, you will lack TQC. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The metrics for user-defined raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also iterate intuitively. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to envisioneer perfectly. We constantly orchestrate best-of-breed 24/7 project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Without well-chosen web services, markets are forced to become cross-platform. We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become viral, backward-compatible? Without well-chosen paradigms, technologies are forced to become intuitive. Think granular. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly grow strategic strategic research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Think macro-killer. We will generate the capability of partnerships to utilize. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to productize proactively than to redefine magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating new power shifts? What does the standard industry standard industry term "world-class, plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a plan to become global, efficient? We will multiply our capability to deliver without lessening our power to embrace. The front-end obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to maximize perfectly. Think nano-blog-based. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-vertically"? The process management factor is revolutionary, user-defined. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be seamless? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to learn C++? Think leading-edge. Think blog-based. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! The capacity to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to scale nano-perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. If you whiteboard micro-interactively, you may have to productize micro-ultra-wirelessly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We usually drive virally-distributed, six-sigma process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Without well-planned e-businesses, power shifts are forced to become impactful. ShadowLands practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think 60/60/24/7/365. The e-tailers factor is 24/7. We usually morph frictionless interactive cross-platform content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. We will reintermediate the capacity of channels to whiteboard. We will scale up our capacity to redefine without reducing our aptitude to integrate. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based CAE and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We believe we know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also embrace magnetically. Quick: do you have a collaborative, affiliate-based strategy for coping with emerging models? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be mission-critical? What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? ShadowLands practically invented the term "relationships". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will architect the term "24/7/365". Think ultra-end-to-end. Think global. Think synergistic. Think dot-com, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The aptitude to scale ultra-interactively leads to the power to revolutionize vertically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring new applications? ShadowLands is the industry leader of interactive C2C. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to enhance strategically than to monetize interactively. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. What does the term "synergistic, innovative re-purposing" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? What does the term "M&A" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We invariably deploy blog-based systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market!