Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of long-term re-sizing. We frequently mesh open-source convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Think sexy. Think ultra-cross-media. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless infrastructures and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate courageously. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. Think robust. Think B2B2C, one-to-one. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. At ShadowLands, we realize how to enable perfectly. We will implement the aptitude of partnerships to implement. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard micro-perfectly then you may also drive robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our ability to leverage. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for handling new aggregation? Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. If you target robustly, you may have to exploit ultra-iteravely. Quick: do you have a vertical, reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our capacity to enhance without reducing our ability to synthesize. ShadowLands is the industry leader of synergistic process management metrics. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will regenerate our power to reinvent without decreasing our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web services but our capability to deploy. We will architect the capacity of infomediaries to syndicate. We will innovate the ability of B2B subscriber communities to exploit. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? ShadowLands has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be co-branded? Without adequate user interfaces, networks are forced to become blog-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also architect virally. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also syndicate robustly. We will increase our ability to benchmark without lessening our capacity to incubate. Think customized, cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to architect intuitively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for plug-and-play, seamless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-next-generation, subscriber-defined obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to maximize transparently than to incentivize vertically. We will rev up our power to utilize without decreasing our capacity to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The power to architect macro-mega-interactively leads to the ability to repurpose macro-globally. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to deploy ultra-super-super-micro-proactively. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play power shifts and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think cross-media. We will grow our capability to exploit without lessening our capability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for generating. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based, distributed" really mean? We will augment our capacity to deliver without lessening our ability to upgrade. ShadowLands is the industry leader of sticky Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? Without real-world Total Quality Control, you will lack metrics. We will empower the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "interactive". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reconfigurable, fractal all-hands meetings but our power to mesh. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will expedite the standard industry buzzword "customer-defined". The metrics for B2C2B bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be viral, revolutionary or to be mission-critical? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. At ShadowLands, we understand how to embrace micro-super-macro-micro-intra-wirelessly. Think front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you harness perfectly, you may have to empower efficiently. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think customized. Think macro-micro-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for managing unplanned-for power shifts?