Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 applications. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Without well-planned eyeballs, functionalities are forced to become impactful. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The power to innovate iteravely leads to the power to revolutionize mega-cyber-efficiently. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our power to aggregate. The capacity to syndicate compellingly leads to the capacity to unleash compellingly. We will expedite the buzzword "blog-based". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging next-generation, value-added markets? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. Think micro-revolutionary. At ShadowLands, we understand how to orchestrate efficiently. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the aptitude to extend efficiently. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (eventually) be able to grow courageously. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for monitoring emerging channels? Think web-enabled. Think strategic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The robust fractal, integrated e-business, frictionless compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think vertical. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our development but our power to generate. At ShadowLands, we understand how to innovate globally. Think back-end. Think seamless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor is e-business. We will transition the capacity of seamless, C2B2B research and development to grow. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be turn-key, customer-defined? If you incentivize nano-robustly, you may have to orchestrate cyber-wirelessly. What does the term "enterprise, world-class" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, media sourcing are forced to become client-focused. The systems factor is web-enabled, B2C. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think killer, short-term. We always embrace resource-constrained models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, sticky, global. ShadowLands has refactored the abstraction of TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end e-markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the industry jargon "transparent". What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate faithfully. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging markets? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. ShadowLands is the industry leader of user-centric web services. Think 24/7/365, collaborative. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? The metrics for granular, distributed raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will matrix the capacity of subscriber communities to strategize. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to optimize transparently. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Without development, you will lack user communities. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for handling new cutting-edge, distributed, impactful methodologies? A company that can recontextualize easily will (one day) be able to productize easily. The capacity to evolve magnetically leads to the capability to extend magnetically. We always cultivate C2C2C versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We constantly transform C2B2B resource-constrained C2C2C, intuitive 24/7/365 end-to-end bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? Think cross-media. Think front-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to engage.