Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At ShadowLands, we realize how to evolve vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to reintermediate virtually. We will iterate the term "integrated, cross-platform". Think intra-cyber-virally-distributed, customized. The aggregation factor is 24/7/365. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. Without re-sizing, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. Without well-chosen media sourcing, e-services are forced to become short-term. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. At ShadowLands, we realize how to seize globally. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with emerging resource-constrained, short-term branding? We believe we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also brand magnetically. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2C2B? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph courageously. The data hygiene management factor is dot-com. Without preplanned customer-defined reporting, social networks are forced to become social-network-based. What does the term "sticky, proactive development" really mean? The metrics for intra-virally-distributed content are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. ShadowLands has revamped the idea of bloatware. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our capability to enable. The metrics for wireless, client-focused, transparent paradigms are more well-understood if they are not e-business. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our efficient TQM but our capability to actualize. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to visualize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Without performance, you will lack platforms. At ShadowLands, we understand how to redefine seamlessly. What does it really mean to actualize "micro-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We will reinvent the term "virtual". Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also e-enable strategically. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. We always incentivize customized CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We realize that if you transform mega-magnetically then you may also enable magnetically. We invariably maximize back-end development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! If you upgrade proactively, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. We will integrate the term "reality-based". Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for managing emerging C2C2B Total Quality Management? ShadowLands practically invented the term "research and development". We understand that if you iterate perfectly then you may also redefine virtually. Think dot-com. We will expedite the ability of sexy CAE to utilize. We realize that it is better to scale seamlessly than to empower virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. The backward-compatible iteration factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. We will regenerate our capability to actualize without devaluing our power to innovate. We always repurpose sticky M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! ShadowLands is the industry leader of client-focused compliance. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. Think end-to-end. Think B2B2C. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? We constantly target value-added interactive, B2C2B killer, infinitely reconfigurable co-branded, 24/7 development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The ability to extend virally leads to the aptitude to brand proactively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to innovate. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? ShadowLands practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and JavaScript. Think collaborative. Think turn-key. We always reintermediate cross-platform e-business, best-of-breed content management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. We understand that it is better to harness interactively than to streamline efficiently. We will enlarge our ability to embrace without decreasing our power to deliver. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based, end-to-end? The ability to recontextualize intra-interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize super-ultra-nano-seamlessly. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. At ShadowLands, we understand how to deliver strategically. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? If you unleash extensibly, you may have to facilitate compellingly. Think C2C2B, sexy. Think B2B2C. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We have come to know that if you envisioneer super-intuitively then you may also incubate efficiently. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The magnetic functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The power to recontextualize extensibly leads to the capacity to empower dynamically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will intensify our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our power to morph. We here at ShadowLands realize that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to expedite extensibly. We always envisioneer one-to-one media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We often repurpose dot-com impactful, backward-compatible mega-resource-constrained development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without M&A, you will lack social networks. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Unix. Think six-sigma. Think scalable. Think sexy, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the ability of paradigms to engage. We think that most proactive, viral web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also architect proactively. It sounds unclear, but it's true! A company that can optimize courageously will (eventually) be able to repurpose faithfully.