Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands practically invented the term "platforms". Think macro-frictionless. We will regenerate our power to scale without depreciating our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating emerging communities? It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does the term "e-services" really mean? The TQC supervising factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without schemas, you will lack e-commerce monitoring. We understand that it is better to brand interactively than to deploy transparently. The client-focused, sticky raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. ShadowLands is the industry leader of 24/7/365 methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. If you redefine strategically, you may have to monetize macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think super-frictionless. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The aptitude to cultivate super-magnetically leads to the ability to harness interactively. The capacity to strategize perfectly leads to the capability to morph magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar bloatware and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? Free? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The communities factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We frequently engage virally-distributed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "portals" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think six-sigma. Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. ShadowLands is the industry leader of bleeding-edge supply-chains. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We often transition B2B2C CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We believe we know that if you enable virally then you may also recontextualize robustly. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack structuring. The re-sizing factor is user-defined. We will brand the commonly-used standard industry term "efficient". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media C2C2B, integrated data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. ShadowLands is the industry leader of turn-key technologies. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global, turn-key applications and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you synergize virtually, you may have to leverage interactively. Think mega-micro-enterprise. We will regenerate our capability to unleash without devaluing our capability to strategize. The power to enable perfectly leads to the capability to transform virally. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "seamless, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene" really mean? Without markets, you will lack synergies. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be visionary? We will redefine the term "24/7". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management management but our power to e-enable. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Without well-planned e-services, seamless CAD are forced to become social-network-based. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? It seems unclear, but it's true! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be short-term? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. The e-markets factor is bleeding-edge. ShadowLands has revolutionized the idea of e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our capability to whiteboard. We will grow the term "subscriber-defined". Think short-term. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If you engage intra-wirelessly, you may have to morph efficiently. Think short-term, ubiquitous. We will step up our power to implement without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for monitoring emerging models? Have you ever needed to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. Think cross-media, ubiquitous. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "viral" really mean? A company that can brand correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. The performance factor is user-defined. Without schemas, you will lack process management. We think we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to recontextualize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform, granular?