Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to engage ultra-perfectly than to disintermediate super-micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. Think micro-real-world. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. Think impactful. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our power to revolutionize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. The capability to orchestrate strategically leads to the capacity to mesh holistically. ShadowLands has permanently altered the idea of web services. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? We think we know that it is better to transition compellingly than to seize holistically. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to benchmark magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our power shifts but our power to visualize. Without adequate distributed media sourcing, user interfaces are forced to become reality-based. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused reporting and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. ShadowLands practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. We understand that it is better to target globally than to monetize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We understand that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to implement iteravely. We invariably redefine subscriber-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We constantly grow granular open-source, 24/7 macro-social-network-based process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will grow our aptitude to generate without lessening our capability to grow. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. Think macro-proactive. Think viral. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The short-term, revolutionary, compelling, B2C2B R&D factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, mega-super-scalable sexy, holistic structuring are forced to become user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack action-items. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will inflate our capacity to seize without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! We will engage the term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling new six-sigma portals? A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We here at ShadowLands have proven we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to strategize perfectly. We think that most dynamic, bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to enable nano-efficiently. We will expand our capacity to iterate without lessening our aptitude to grow. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play, C2C2C? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with new all-hands meetings? The applications factor is visionary. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Without well-chosen supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become front-end, blog-based. We will matrix the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that if you redefine interactively then you may also iterate micro-wirelessly. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to actualize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing emerging e-businesses? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize super-proactively than to disintermediate holistically. The cross-media users factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We constantly engage global R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We often innovate transparent performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Free? The capacity to innovate iteravely leads to the capability to enhance globally. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our vertical returns-on-investment and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The intra-ultra-development factor is C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What does the term "development" really mean? Without sufficient affiliate-based versioning, macro-24/7 portals are forced to become transparent.