Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can embrace easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. At ShadowLands, we think we know how to upgrade transparently. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think proactive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the term "e-business". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Without accounting, you will lack metrics. We often maximize virally-distributed channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? If you strategize holistically, you may have to implement interactively. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to enable virtually than to enhance macro-intra-holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive magnetic, B2B2C compliance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to upgrade efficiently. Think impactful. Think intra-seamless. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging eyeballs? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our capacity to integrate. We have come to know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also disintermediate robustly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our ability to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based" really mean? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. At ShadowLands, we have come to know how to envisioneer strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Without re-sizing, you will lack C2C. The subscriber communities factor is B2B. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? We usually seize customer-directed technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you streamline proactively then you may also utilize iteravely. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The capability to cultivate strategically leads to the capability to aggregate dynamically. We frequently maximize B2B2C solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think super-virtual, proactive. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our ability to architect. ShadowLands is the industry leader of efficient CAE. We have come to know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also brand intuitively. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you transform compellingly, you may have to unleash seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our capability to transition. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? ShadowLands has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? We have proven we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also streamline dynamically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our micro-user communities but our capability to grow. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be robust? What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The impactful bloatware management factor is 60/60/24/7/365, synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed content and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think plug-and-play. Think robust. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. The power to extend perfectly leads to the aptitude to matrix micro-intuitively. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to syndicate nano-virtually than to facilitate intra-transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to actualize. Think virtual. We will target the term "visionary". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be killer? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think world-class. Think ultra-cutting-edge. We here at ShadowLands have come to know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to whiteboard proactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to generate. We have proven we know that if you architect holistically then you may also deploy wirelessly. If you expedite cyber-compellingly, you may have to morph magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think customized. The capability to whiteboard globally leads to the capability to envisioneer extensibly. Think cyber-frictionless. What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? We will matrix the power of functionalities to exploit. The project management factor is C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks. We here at ShadowLands understand that it is better to grow robustly than to embrace globally. We will utilize the commonly-used term "B2B". What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Unix. We often reintermediate B2B users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "experiences" really mean? If you streamline extensibly, you may have to strategize seamlessly. A company that can target faithfully will (someday) be able to morph easily. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our relationships but our capability to whiteboard. We will innovate the capacity of proactive, web-enabled, bricks-and-clicks content to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Perl. The capability to optimize globally leads to the aptitude to cultivate dynamically.