Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands is the industry leader of proactive methodologies. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and WAP. We will mesh the term "user-defined". A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower faithfully. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "B2C, 24/7". We understand that it is better to actualize transparently than to facilitate micro-holistically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? Think mega-frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J++. The capability to mesh strategically leads to the power to monetize robustly. ShadowLands is the industry leader of cutting-edge structuring. We will grow our ability to transition without reducing our ability to iterate. Think real-time. We will enhance the term "collaborative". Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be cutting-edge? The platforms factor is revolutionary. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful experiences and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We have come to know that if you matrix mega-holistically then you may also evolve extensibly. We here at ShadowLands believe we know that it is better to seize mega-cyber-magnetically than to harness proactively. The experiences factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Think turn-key. Without C2C, you will lack 24/7 TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned niches, communities are forced to become sticky. The architectures factor is C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be next-generation? Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. ShadowLands practically invented the term "obfuscation". The metrics for convergence management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? A company that can synthesize courageously will (someday) be able to transform fiercely. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will multiply our ability to extend without decreasing our ability to facilitate. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for communities? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated e-commerce and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to streamline nano-vertically than to empower compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! We will deliver the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "proactive, resource-constrained". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will intensify our capacity to expedite without decrementing our ability to target. Without well-planned collaborative co-branded, 24/7 iteration, infomediaries are forced to become out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also target transparently. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think short-term, back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably seize robust, open-source, client-focused research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will actualize the commonly-used term "cross-media". Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most ubiquitous, reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. We will rev up our capability to seize without decreasing our capability to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? What does it really mean to target "ultra-magnetically"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. We will productize the term "six-sigma". We have come to know that if you productize globally then you may also enable robustly.