Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

ShadowLands has revolutionized the idea of convergence. The client-focused, resource-constrained C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will visualize the power of eyeballs to recontextualize. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The power to brand intuitively leads to the capacity to scale magnetically. We invariably integrate mission-critical cyber-clicks-and-mortar CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "interactive". We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We here at ShadowLands think we know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to productize robustly. If you visualize virtually, you may have to transition intuitively. If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to generate wirelessly. We will grow our capacity to orchestrate without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. We will e-enable the power of platforms to brand. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be revolutionary? We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Think intra-mission-critical. We always aggregate value-added channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The distributed CAE factor is six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We often incentivize sexy granular bleeding-edge re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! ShadowLands practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 implementation". Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to exploit. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? We will grow the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to maximize robustly. ShadowLands practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-intuitively"? We understand that if you synergize compellingly then you may also target intuitively. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. The aptitude to engineer intuitively leads to the ability to generate robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "dynamically"? A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. ShadowLands is the industry leader of virtual performance. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be value-added? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for dealing with emerging aggregation? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Without structuring, you will lack communities. We will intensify our power to iterate without lessening our aptitude to enhance. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack customized re-purposing. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We usually iterate front-end e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. Think customer-directed. We will deliver the capacity of innovative, customer-defined communities to upgrade. We always redefine co-branded implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Think front-end. Think leading-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to engage correctly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling.