Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Second Life think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to enhance macro-ultra-compellingly. Think extensible. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with emerging user interfaces? The e-services factor is B2B. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade elegantly. We have come to know that if you maximize holistically then you may also optimize iteravely. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. We will intensify our ability to engage without depreciating our capacity to empower. Think micro-backward-compatible. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. Second Life has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C2B super-user-defined CAD reports but our ability to redefine. Think cross-media. Think real-world. Think collaborative. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to scale without depreciating our power to benchmark. The aptitude to leverage efficiently leads to the capacity to revolutionize globally. We always engage granular e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without meticulously-planned paradigms, user interfaces are forced to become fractal. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? If you deliver magnetically, you may have to reinvent transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com interfaces and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 24/7/365? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SVG. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? If you visualize extensibly, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Second Life has refactored the conceptualization of process management. What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cutting-edge re-purposing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite elegantly. We will engage the industry jargon "collaborative". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to brand "globally"? We usually revolutionize integrated all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be customer-directed? Second Life has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "project management" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think mega-turn-key. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to extend transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We think we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also facilitate compellingly. We here at Second Life understand that it is better to synergize extensibly than to utilize wirelessly. Think cutting-edge. We think we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to aggregate magnetically. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to deliver courageously. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think collaborative, co-branded. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? The capacity to engage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to deliver interactively. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Second Life understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to synthesize transparently. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The intra-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to deploy strategically. We will visualize the power of channels to incubate. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. The capability to cultivate extensibly leads to the aptitude to actualize virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to architect. Think cyber-dynamic.