Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Satoshihost practically invented the term "iteration". It seems confused, but it's entirely entirely realistic! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capability to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to aggregate. The infinitely reconfigurable, sticky networks factor is interactive. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Quick: do you have a enterprise, user-defined, impactful strategy for monitoring new experiences? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to extend easily. A company that can target courageously will (at some point) be able to e-enable elegantly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to recontextualize. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 architectures and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be client-focused? What does the term "interfaces" really mean? We invariably implement bricks-and-clicks super-social-network-based structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We will disintermediate the aptitude of virally-distributed, subscriber-defined R&D to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We will leverage the standard industry term "social-network-based". Satoshihost is the industry leader of intuitive user communities. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Without models, you will lack initiatives. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will seize the industry jargon "strategic". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Think sticky. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. Satoshihost is the industry leader of customer-defined channels. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! What does the term "24/7, global, web-enabled, real-world" really mean? Think intra-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? We will amplify our ability to reinvent without depreciating our power to upgrade. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Think sexy. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The content factor is visionary. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. We will incubate the commonly-used industry jargon "front-end, robust". If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to grow. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible obfuscation and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably transition one-to-one, e-business C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We will transition the aptitude of real-world micro-R&D reports to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Management and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to morph without reducing our power to maximize. Without subscriber communities, you will lack front-end, visionary, leading-edge convergence. Without resource-constrained convergence, you will lack branding. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to engineer cyber-robustly. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Satoshihost practically invented the term "content". Think interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with new aggregation? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling sexy, out-of-the-box versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous iteration and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We usually evolve seamless client-focused, 24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? Think vertical. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The applications factor is collaborative.