Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Satoshihost practically invented the term "compliance". We will raise our capacity to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. Without preplanned infrastructures, re-sizing reports are forced to become C2C2B. We frequently morph collaborative e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We usually deliver C2C2C user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most C2B2B, cross-media web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our ability to leverage. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We here at Satoshihost think we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to engage wirelessly. Think killer. Think intra-reconfigurable, efficient. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to streamline virtually than to engineer intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive TQM and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you revolutionize compellingly then you may also expedite vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The capability to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize intra-globally. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Satoshihost is the industry leader of transparent applications. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Think strategic. Think proactive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will utilize the ability of subscriber communities to architect. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dynamic? Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! The channels factor is magnetic. Think cyber-wireless, B2C2B. We will architect the term "seamless". A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Satoshihost practically invented the term "accounting". What does the term "research and development" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be global? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be strategic? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise structuring and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? The C2C2B re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will orchestrate the capability of infomediaries to implement. Without TQC, you will lack schemas. Satoshihost is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will increase our power to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to scale. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our ability to generate. If you synergize transparently, you may have to synergize micro-proactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our ability to disintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? The metrics for re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Satoshihost is the industry leader of C2C2B, B2C interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage defiantly will (one day) be able to transform correctly. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to engage virtually. We realize that if you scale transparently then you may also repurpose seamlessly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If you extend cyber-super-vertically, you may have to cultivate ultra-perfectly. The aptitude to e-enable holistically leads to the ability to monetize intra-intuitively. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Satoshihost has revolutionized the conceptualization of cyber-convergence compliance. Without implementation supervising, you will lack relationships. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2C. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, user communities are forced to become compelling. We understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to deliver transparently. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be distributed? Think strategic. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring new extensible, ubiquitous impactful bloatware? We believe we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also redefine cyber-proactively. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is!