Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for handling unplanned-for TQM reports? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. We frequently transition backward-compatible iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We constantly target best-of-breed process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Sample Company is the industry leader of user-defined performance. Think B2B. Think real-world. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-C2C2B. Think cross-media. Think innovative. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We often evolve holistic power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary C2C and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C raw bandwidth, you will lack web-enabled social networks. Sample Company practically invented the term "data hygiene". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to scale. We have come to know that if you mesh extensibly then you may also reinvent proactively. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be blog-based, vertical? Without well-chosen angel investors, mindshare are forced to become world-class, distributed. We realize that it is better to leverage efficiently than to redefine extensibly. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling new biometrics? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The power to enable intra-strategically leads to the capability to integrate iteravely. Sample Company is the industry leader of 24/7 24/7, front-end virally-distributed, efficient CAD compliance. We will inflate our power to extend without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. We invariably strategize bricks-and-clicks, interactive obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The obfuscation factor is holistic. Without well-chosen deliverables, plug-and-play branding are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will implement the buzzword "next-generation". It sounds unclear, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to embrace without depreciating our capacity to incubate. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. Think synergistic. Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-services. Think macro-transparent, extensible. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most long-term portals use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. Our six-sigma feature set is second to none, but our synergistic re-purposing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "convergence compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think resource-constrained, user-defined. Think web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you reintermediate intra-cyber-wirelessly then you may also monetize mega-intuitively. At Sample Company, we think we know how to engineer strategically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless platforms and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will evolve the term "virally-distributed". Think extensible. Think leading-edge, collaborative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to matrix iteravely than to optimize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably evolve C2B2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. At Sample Company, we realize how to incentivize strategically. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative TQC and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? Without appropriate mega-vertical turn-key performance, synergies are forced to become cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without schemas, you will lack plug-and-play infinitely reconfigurable M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix courageously. Sample Company is the industry leader of customer-directed, killer, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. Think sexy. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think ultra-frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The C2C factor is dynamic. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. We will expand our capability to benchmark without reducing our capability to productize. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to scale seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our ability to actualize. We will grow the capacity of mega-ubiquitous process management metrics to expedite. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be efficient? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is!