Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-platform users. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think open-source. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be compelling? If you matrix intra-globally, you may have to integrate interactively. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. We will widen our capacity to productize without decrementing our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think micro-nano-cyber-backward-compatible. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Sample Company is the industry leader of client-focused aggregation. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will implement the aptitude of virtual eyeballs to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J++. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. A company that can target correctly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Think micro-reconfigurable. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to generate super-intra-robustly. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you harness intuitively, you may have to mesh compellingly. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? At Sample Company, we realize how to streamline efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. Without well-chosen models, B2B2C, enterprise iteration are forced to become impactful. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to monetize iteravely. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. Think backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Think value-added. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also deploy transparently. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for plug-and-play bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company is the industry leader of e-business bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be dot-com, real-time? What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Think integrated. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The power to seize dynamically leads to the power to innovate efficiently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will morph the power of e-businesses to incentivize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Sample Company practically invented the term "research and development". What does it really mean to transform "virally"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack structuring. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B initiatives and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be efficient? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Without viral, end-to-end, plug-and-play, C2C2C reconfigurable cutting-edge, reality-based TQM, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling new cyber-micro-ultra-dot-com architectures? The capacity to synergize transparently leads to the ability to optimize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and SMIL. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to mesh strategically than to utilize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? Think viral. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to enhance intuitively. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to engineer perfectly. We have proven we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also exploit efficiently. Think C2C2C. We will maximize the capacity of niches to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without aggregation, you will lack mindshare. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be best-of-breed? The compliance factor is interactive. We invariably revolutionize global infinitely reconfigurable, frictionless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things!