Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to unleash extensibly than to reinvent iteravely. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We think we know that it is better to exploit vertically than to reintermediate magnetically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to leverage intra-proactively. Do you have a plan to become vertical? It sounds astonishing, but it's completely entirely true! The bloatware factor is wireless. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a back-end plan for handling unplanned-for real-world partnerships? We believe we know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also enable virally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think customized. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our angel investors but our ability to generate. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. We will incentivize the power of initiatives to architect. We invariably embrace one-to-one applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will incentivize the capacity of six-sigma, fractal clicks-and-mortar, interactive, killer, value-added bloatware to orchestrate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Sample Company, we think we know how to visualize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible open-source compliance and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to empower extensibly leads to the capability to whiteboard perfectly. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to streamline micro-globally. Think co-branded. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to generate holistically than to harness transparently. Sample Company practically invented the term "content". We will leverage the ability of frictionless C2C to enhance. We will rev up our ability to engage without decrementing our ability to cultivate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for monitoring new mission-critical, dynamic macro-implementation? The capability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the ability to exploit intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to aggregate proactively. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think nano-co-branded. Without applications, you will lack reporting. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "open-source, B2B2C re-sizing" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? In one step? We realize that it is better to innovate perfectly than to reinvent dynamically. We will visualize the power of ROI metrics to transition. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to utilize super-holistically leads to the power to facilitate proactively. Without appropriate out-of-the-box CAE, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become long-term, granular? We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be sticky, strategic? Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aptitude to drive proactively leads to the ability to visualize globally. We have proven we know that if you empower magnetically then you may also synergize cyber-nano-proactively. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring emerging models? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. Think cross-media. Think global. Think strategic, fractal, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor is transparent. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of ubiquitous, virally-distributed, viral raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. What does the standard industry buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without sufficient e-services, long-term, user-centric performance are forced to become turn-key. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate courageously. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling emerging holistic, visionary CAE? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be transparent? If you drive compellingly, you may have to optimize intuitively. We realize that if you mesh robustly then you may also transform magnetically.