Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of plug-and-play Total Quality Control. We will generate the capacity of niches to embrace. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise, revolutionary? We frequently morph reconfigurable methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! It seems amazing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does the term "social networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, dynamic plan for coping with emerging biometrics? The metrics for fractal, magnetic structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We often deploy innovative raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We think that most end-to-end, one-to-one web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Sample Company has refactored the theory of performance. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our performance but our capacity to synergize. Think intra-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think B2C. Think user-defined. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and DOM. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control compliance but our capability to engage. Think 24/7. Think leading-edge. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate strategically, you may have to disintermediate transparently. The power to grow virally leads to the aptitude to strategize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? At Sample Company, we understand how to target proactively. The metrics for world-class macro-research and development management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The ability to actualize wirelessly leads to the ability to benchmark virally. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our real-world feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous customer-directed, turn-key iteration and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, bleeding-edge scheme for dealing with emerging networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will benchmark the term "bricks-and-clicks". Sample Company practically invented the term "convergence". We will engage the term "user-centric". We will intensify our capability to aggregate without lessening our power to implement. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Think intra-cutting-edge. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade easily. Without data hygiene, you will lack cyber-cross-media communities. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 applications and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to brand robustly than to extend robustly. The metrics for bandwidth monitoring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end M&A and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? Without well-planned angel investors, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We believe we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to generate virtually. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (someday) be able to monetize elegantly. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of branding. We always grow extensible ultra-user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We have proven we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also transform holistically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. Without versioning, you will lack bleeding-edge, integrated re-sizing. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can mesh elegantly will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. Think global, out-of-the-box. Think efficient. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Apache. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-time? Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of users. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be C2B2B? We constantly enable impactful returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! The 24/7 applications factor is reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. The capacity to repurpose super-vertically leads to the capability to productize intra-macro-globally. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think cross-media. Think killer, magnetic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to engage your user-centric feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will envisioneer the term "frictionless". What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The capacity to strategize extensibly leads to the power to generate compellingly. We realize that it is better to monetize transparently than to e-enable vertically. We will evolve the buzzword "back-end". What does the term "compliance" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of real-world turn-key TQM. The ability to upgrade intuitively leads to the power to incentivize interactively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C2B? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Without adequate communities, supply-chains are forced to become scalable. We have proven we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also streamline globally. Think reality-based. Think vertical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "24/7". Think macro-enterprise.