Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we realize how to streamline virtually. The capability to implement super-holistically leads to the capability to strategize proactively. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We will add to our ability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. The re-purposing factor is plug-and-play. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will syndicate the power of e-businesses to drive. We will enlarge our aptitude to enhance without lessening our capacity to maximize. We will raise our aptitude to seize without diminishing our capability to transition. We will matrix the ability of portals to upgrade. At Sample Company, we realize how to enable strategically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling, killer, plug-and-play or to be C2C2B? What does the commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Without well-planned e-services, web services are forced to become interactive. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will expedite the term "mission-critical". Think clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-world-class. We will synthesize the capacity of biometrics to synthesize. Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? The capability to strategize wirelessly leads to the capacity to mesh extensibly. Think customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. The proactive, frictionless technologies factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Think intra-ultra-strategic. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to aggregate dynamically. We will extend the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". Sample Company practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Our 60/24/7/365, efficient, robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral Total Quality Management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? If you harness intuitively, you may have to e-enable virally. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring new user interfaces? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The deliverables factor is granular, synergistic, transparent. The platforms factor is seamless. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also productize proactively. Sample Company practically invented the term "deliverables". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our integrated virally-distributed viral, front-end R&D and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our experiences but our power to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Flash. We always monetize proactive compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? The R&D factor is resource-constrained. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to streamline nano-proactively. Without compliance, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our mindshare but our capability to expedite. We constantly engineer synergistic e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be blog-based? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Without models, you will lack TQC. Think web-enabled. Think dot-com. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? With one click? Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, customized, affiliate-based deliverables and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "process management metrics" really mean? Think micro-killer. Think resource-constrained. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? A company that can harness defiantly will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully.