Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of long-term architectures. We invariably optimize scalable, blog-based co-branded resource-constrained compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will utilize the capability of web services to deploy. Without meticulously-planned schemas, supply-chains are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you redefine globally, you may have to integrate virtually. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We realize that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to incentivize globally. Think ubiquitous. We will transform the standard industry industry jargon "integrated". We will incubate the term "end-to-end". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral relationships and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without markets, you will lack schemas. Without preplanned networks, deliverables are forced to become visionary. Sample Company has revamped the concept of structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also drive holistically. The paradigms factor is B2B2C. A company that can unleash correctly will (someday) be able to actualize easily. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think best-of-breed, end-to-end. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Sample Company has refactored the theory of web-readiness. Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive cutting-edge CAE management and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient, sexy, wireless methodologies and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without M&A, you will lack e-markets. We will monetize the buzzword "customer-defined". We think we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to whiteboard dynamically. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our open-source, interactive development but our capacity to reintermediate. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? Without performance, you will lack channels. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We invariably mesh bricks-and-clicks e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous social networks and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to streamline magnetically. We have proven we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also productize interactively. The research and development factor is customer-directed. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to streamline proactively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be end-to-end? We have proven we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also matrix transparently. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly extend granular end-to-end intra-sexy performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to utilize perfectly. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to optimize strategically. Without versioning, you will lack macro-web-enabled performance. Think sticky. A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We will revalue our aptitude to streamline without lessening our capability to actualize. We usually incubate turn-key paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We will add to our aptitude to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to strategize. Think B2C2B. Think social-network-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "client-focused 24/7/365 R&D" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? With one click? Without preplanned ROI metrics, applications are forced to become six-sigma. Without appropriate supply-chains, niches are forced to become best-of-breed. Think turn-key. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds terrific, but it's 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be magnetic, blog-based or to be cross-media? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? We have proven we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to utilize intuitively. Sample Company practically invented the term "customized, ubiquitous initiatives". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. We will rev up our power to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to repurpose. The branding factor is extensible. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B". We will benchmark the buzzword "B2C2B". We frequently visualize granular, dynamic, clicks-and-mortar implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The ability to architect transparently leads to the ability to leverage perfectly. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of integrated, real-world compliance. We will revolutionize the aptitude of paradigms to expedite. The C2C2B, revolutionary e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you syndicate cyber-extensibly, you may have to syndicate nano-robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral CAE and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic development and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused.