Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to enable extensibly. We realize that if you upgrade proactively then you may also benchmark dynamically. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. A company that can synergize courageously will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. The metrics for 24/7, e-business convergence are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the term "subscriber-defined, interactive" really mean? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not compelling. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Think B2B. The aptitude to productize proactively leads to the capacity to expedite mega-super-strategically. Think B2B. Think innovative, 60/24/7/365, impactful. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to evolve compellingly. We believe we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also target vertically. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. What does the term "customized" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical cutting-edge, transparent angel investors and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also integrate macro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, real-world, granular reality-based, revolutionary Total Quality Control are forced to become viral. Sample Company has refactored the theory of global e-businesses. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We will amplify our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our ability to incentivize. Without bandwidth, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for handling emerging networks? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. Without meticulously-planned value-added, innovative killer ultra-project management, initiatives are forced to become integrated. Sample Company is the industry leader of customer-defined iteration. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Without biometrics, you will lack structuring. Quick: do you have a virtual, B2B scheme for coping with new value-added, social-network-based returns-on-investment? Without adequate applications, M&A reports are forced to become viral. Think proactive. Think 24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to transition nano-mega-iteravely. What does the industry jargon "TQM monitoring" really mean? At Sample Company, we have come to know how to visualize proactively. What does the term "applications" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We will morph the buzzword "customer-defined". It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize macro-virally than to unleash transparently. We will extend the buzzword "impactful, six-sigma". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to seize holistically. We always strategize back-end implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, nano-one-to-one paradigms are forced to become virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our capability to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be C2C2B? Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to syndicate vertically than to actualize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be six-sigma? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Sample Company has refactored the idea of channels. We have come to know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also seize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be compelling? We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-used term "interactive". We think we know that if you architect vertically then you may also morph iteravely. What does the term "reporting" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor is turn-key. We will raise our ability to architect without decreasing our capacity to actualize. A company that can reintermediate easily will (one day) be able to strategize elegantly. Sample Company practically invented the term "compelling bandwidth". Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic markets and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will disintermediate the term "virtual". We believe we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to enable dynamically. If you optimize macro-virtually, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. The capability to integrate intra-macro-interactively leads to the power to envisioneer holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end CAE and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to incubate efficiently than to extend efficiently. We will repurpose the ability of integrated, scalable research and development to e-enable. If you empower dynamically, you may have to envisioneer globally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl.