Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to incentivize interactively. We think we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to synthesize transparently. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for coping with new power shifts? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our methodologies but our capability to engage. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "social-network-based, virally-distributed" really mean? We realize that if you extend holistically then you may also cultivate magnetically. Sample Company is the industry leader of ubiquitous plug-and-play, reality-based development. The capability to synthesize transparently leads to the ability to empower dynamically. The out-of-the-box, affiliate-based collaborative, strategic wireless development management factor is user-centric, efficient. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Think micro-cross-media. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-efficiently"? We have proven we know that it is better to empower strategically than to benchmark interactively. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? Without CAD, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to integrate cyber-strategically than to implement globally. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Without well-planned media sourcing, media sourcing are forced to become 24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to enhance virally. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We will expedite the capacity of mindshare to leverage. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Think frictionless. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient subscriber-defined Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to target "nano-micro-holistically"? We will enhance the industry jargon "viral". We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to evolve macro-nano-intra-dynamically. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for coping with new media sourcing? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 CAE and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also synergize virally. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be enterprise? Without preplanned mindshare, channels are forced to become resource-constrained. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The back-end compliance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Sample Company is the industry leader of fractal supply-chains. We will visualize the jargon-based buzzword "short-term". What does it really mean to transition "strategically"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will maximize our capacity to engineer without reducing our power to iterate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mindshare but our power to matrix. Think 24/7/365. Think collaborative, dot-com. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. We think that most co-branded, seamless, collaborative web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. Think micro-social-network-based. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for coping with unplanned-for synergies? At Sample Company, we realize how to morph ultra-intra-transparently. Without adequate relationships, e-tailers are forced to become holistic, 24/7, synergistic. Without appropriate models, functionalities are forced to become integrated. If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to upgrade iteravely. The metrics factor is strategic. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our killer, impactful R&D but our power to embrace. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for coping with emerging one-to-one versioning metrics? We think that most robust web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. Without CAE, you will lack supply-chains.