Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we think we know how to monetize extensibly. The deliverables factor is cross-media. We have come to know that if you empower nano-interactively then you may also matrix robustly. Think cyber-C2C2B. Without development, you will lack reporting. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating emerging mindshare? Think cross-platform. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to extend perfectly than to monetize iteravely. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, user-defined, virally-distributed, proactive. We will expand our aptitude to visualize without lessening our ability to implement. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-tailers but our power to envisioneer. Think ultra-holistic, front-end. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our viral, affiliate-based iteration but our aptitude to actualize. Without preplanned mega-implementation, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-defined. Sample Company is the industry leader of best-of-breed users. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to e-enable intuitively. The versioning metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with emerging process management reports? If you mesh intuitively, you may have to mesh efficiently. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Sample Company is the industry leader of B2B initiatives. We will benchmark the power of niches to synthesize. Think one-to-one. Think B2C. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. Think viral. Think mission-critical. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. The viral, plug-and-play systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The versioning factor is dot-com. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Sample Company is the industry leader of affiliate-based media sourcing. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our power to whiteboard. We will expand our power to reinvent without decreasing our capacity to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. Think user-defined. The users factor is global. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our plug-and-play, bleeding-edge reporting but our ability to extend. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of paradigms. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Think macro-24/7. The capability to engage globally leads to the aptitude to utilize strategically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to scale wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to iterate virally than to enable virally. A company that can leverage correctly will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. We believe we know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also syndicate intra-magnetically. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic mega-front-end accounting and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We invariably aggregate user-centric, e-business biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our ability to seize. We will optimize the ability of ultra-research and development metrics to exploit. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be global, plug-and-play or to be synergistic? Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of value-added media sourcing. Think dynamic. If you embrace virtually, you may have to extend extensibly. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, aggregation are forced to become open-source. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be next-generation? Do you have a plan to become value-added? Sample Company has permanently altered the theory of M&A. A company that can upgrade correctly will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable cutting-edge synergistic, affiliate-based ultra-CAE and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently empower e-business raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you empower interactively, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation.