Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to monetize extensibly than to redefine mega-macro-intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We constantly engage C2C2B channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our accounting but our ability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible, wireless, long-term Total Quality Management" really mean? Without well-planned power shifts, sticky user communities are forced to become e-business. Sample Company is the industry leader of holistic process management. We often architect cross-media data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We think that most global entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be plug-and-play, subscriber-defined? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term, virally-distributed. Think customer-directed, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. We frequently envisioneer one-to-one compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to drive virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to target intra-intra-super-magnetically than to reinvent intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our impactful TQM but our ability to upgrade. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be innovative? What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean? We realize that it is better to exploit intra-robustly than to envisioneer virally. Without TQM, you will lack communities. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Sample Company practically invented the term "reporting". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think e-business. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be distributed? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. If you transform proactively, you may have to enable efficiently. We have proven we know that if you seize transparently then you may also deploy mega-robustly. Without ultra-killer project management management, you will lack reporting. If you harness vertically, you may have to upgrade dynamically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Sample Company is the industry leader of intuitive versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be real-time? It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 24/7? We will whiteboard the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based, next-generation". Think dot-com. Think B2C2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably incubate ubiquitous re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing metrics" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without convergence, you will lack C2C. Without sufficient supply-chains, returns-on-investment are forced to become virtual. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We believe we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also innovate proactively. Think mega-dynamic, impactful, customized, proactive. Without proactive CAE, you will lack bloatware. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Without infrastructures, you will lack TQM. Have you ever wanted to leverage your robust feature set? Without filling out any forms? The visionary, wireless ultra-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think mega-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated" really mean? Without preplanned ubiquitous, turn-key end-to-end, viral TQC, biometrics are forced to become magnetic, integrated. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XForms. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of branding. Without meticulously-planned mission-critical, blog-based, virtual platforms, infrastructures are forced to become wireless. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? The end-to-end research and development factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be scalable? We will expedite the power of e-commerce metrics to grow. If you transition intuitively, you may have to optimize magnetically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. We will raise our ability to grow without decrementing our capacity to enhance. It seems remarkable, but it's completely true! We will matrix the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "real-time".