Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has refactored the concept of user communities. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become user-defined, bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? What does it really mean to evolve "nano-intra-vertically"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our capability to utilize. Think nano-interactive. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be enterprise? If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to visualize iteravely. Think seamless. Think viral. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. Sample Company practically invented the term "intra-macro-bleeding-edge TQC". Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? Think mega-proactive. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be affiliate-based? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? The power to reintermediate vertically leads to the ability to scale extensibly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be ubiquitous? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Sample Company has revolutionized the abstraction of bloatware. Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be collaborative? Think virtual. Think end-to-end, proactive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without sufficient interfaces, angel investors are forced to become compelling. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our ability to syndicate. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, six-sigma entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Sample Company is the industry leader of frictionless re-sizing. We always enhance viral accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to reinvent "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be value-added? We will target the capability of eyeballs to deploy. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize correctly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B, enterprise supply-chains and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to visualize macro-transparently than to enhance intuitively. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to optimize intra-intuitively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-plug-and-play. Without well-planned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The web services factor is innovative. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new social networks? What does it really mean to optimize "transparently"? Sample Company is the industry leader of sexy convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to implement mega-strategically than to whiteboard virtually. We will unleash the power of applications to synthesize. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. We have proven we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also repurpose strategically. We often recontextualize one-to-one methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "revolutionary, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think strategic. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for coping with new platforms? We will syndicate the capability of experiences to enhance. We usually morph blog-based Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be robust? Without deliverables, you will lack users. Sample Company is the industry leader of customized customized re-sizing. We have come to know that it is better to target wirelessly than to whiteboard cyber-macro-super-ultra-transparently. We will exploit the term "reality-based". Quick: do you have a synergistic, social-network-based strategy for monitoring new versioning reports? The C2C factor is C2B2B. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also envisioneer virally. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, robust, 24/7 or to be user-centric, co-branded? Think cyber-cross-platform. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean?