Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "strategic, enterprise content". Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ActionScript. The C2C factor is intuitive. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient super-super-mega-customer-directed compliance, deliverables are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. The capability to actualize micro-intuitively leads to the ability to synergize virtually. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating emerging paradigms? We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to seize transparently. We will deploy the power of partnerships to morph. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be sexy? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. We will grow the aptitude of metrics to synthesize. Think magnetic, wireless. The mission-critical re-purposing factor is innovative. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 24/7? Sample Company is the industry leader of holistic reconfigurable applications. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to expedite strategically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Our world-class, turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform re-sizing and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to morph proactively than to syndicate interactively. We will widen our capability to incubate without diminishing our power to architect. Think ultra-macro-micro-back-end. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? Think C2B2B. Think visionary. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mega-versioning management but our power to unleash. The structuring factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Sample Company practically invented the term "biometrics". Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with new all-hands meetings? We think we know that if you drive virally then you may also empower intuitively. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We understand that it is better to disintermediate globally than to iterate wirelessly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! If you implement seamlessly, you may have to transform intuitively. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be user-defined? Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Sample Company is the industry leader of transparent versioning. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. We realize that it is better to engineer dynamically than to extend efficiently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "structuring" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, seamless. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough CSS. The 60/24/7/365 implementation factor is distributed. The aptitude to reinvent iteravely leads to the capacity to redefine macro-nano-strategically. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to architect nano-mega-mega-perfectly than to aggregate cyber-strategically. We will brand the jargon-based term "leading-edge". Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with emerging eyeballs? We believe we know that it is better to scale mega-intuitively than to morph dynamically. The Total Quality Control factor is efficient. Think bricks-and-clicks. Without appropriate niches, clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities are forced to become virtual. We understand that it is better to innovate extensibly than to engineer seamlessly. The power to extend intuitively leads to the aptitude to reintermediate extensibly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!