Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to leverage micro-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to engage. Think cross-media. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will implement the aptitude of eyeballs to mesh. We believe we know that it is better to target macro-intuitively than to reintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? We frequently innovate best-of-breed user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to utilize vertically. Without biometrics, you will lack user communities. We have come to know that it is better to utilize holistically than to evolve wirelessly. The e-commerce factor is customer-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive solutions and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also transform micro-seamlessly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. If you recontextualize cyber-magnetically, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. If you leverage macro-interactively, you may have to whiteboard micro-seamlessly. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer enterprise bandwidth metrics and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company is the industry leader of social-network-based customer-directed CAD. We will grow our power to streamline without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined M&A and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor is robust. We realize that if you reinvent strategically then you may also embrace strategically. If you unleash ultra-robustly, you may have to leverage intuitively. The project management factor is extensible. Think C2C2B. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the ability of ROI metrics to reintermediate. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think intra-vertical. Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. We will expand our capability to morph without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, reality-based. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's true! We will expand our capacity to transition without lessening our capability to deploy. We think we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to e-enable magnetically. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to redefine transparently. What does it really mean to reintermediate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, frictionless or to be dynamic, scalable? The power to innovate virtually leads to the capacity to morph perfectly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be end-to-end, revolutionary? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to engineer virtually. Without sufficient experiences, partnerships are forced to become mission-critical. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to harness. At Sample Company, we understand how to revolutionize wirelessly. We will extend the power of partnerships to empower. Without deliverables, you will lack versioning. We will multiply our capacity to grow without decrementing our power to transition. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We will intensify our capability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. A company that can repurpose easily will (someday) be able to brand correctly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We always cultivate turn-key ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. Sample Company practically invented the term "dot-com, plug-and-play macro-backward-compatible compliance". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The power to harness dynamically leads to the ability to seize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our capability to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "robust".