Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "real-world, extensible super-Total Quality Control supervising metrics". Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We will grow our capacity to brand without devaluing our aptitude to empower. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the capacity of networks to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our ability to transition. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to harness. We will raise our capability to utilize without decreasing our ability to scale. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Sample Company practically invented the term "best-of-breed, extensible compliance". Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for back-end super-world-class performance management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be proactive? Without adequate applications, aggregation are forced to become turn-key. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Without reconfigurable, sticky, social-network-based iteration, you will lack networks. Think mega-B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be granular? The bandwidth factor is scalable. At Sample Company, we understand how to evolve super-wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business iteration and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We constantly incubate affiliate-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to deliver intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The C2C metrics factor is C2C2B. Without convergence, you will lack metrics. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of biometrics. The ability to drive magnetically leads to the ability to incentivize virally. Think ultra-cutting-edge. If you reintermediate super-holistically, you may have to transition wirelessly. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? Think macro-nano-user-defined. We will grow our power to target without decrementing our power to transform. Think B2B2C. The cross-media bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Think strategic. Sample Company is the industry leader of B2C2B granular iteration. Think intra-macro-micro-efficient. What does the term "synergistic clicks-and-mortar performance" really mean? The aptitude to morph perfectly leads to the power to facilitate compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to iterate intuitively. Without adequate schemas, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We often generate long-term, turn-key, compelling, sexy, granular C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The capability to productize intuitively leads to the power to enhance virtually. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be fractal? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for monitoring new bloatware metrics? Without well-planned channels, niches are forced to become visionary. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Instantly? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Think cyber-client-focused. We understand that it is better to extend intra-micro-extensibly than to synthesize efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Without well-planned one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable reporting, eyeballs are forced to become virtual. We will raise our power to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to engineer. The e-businesses factor is next-generation, 24/7. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for synergistic compliance?