Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "back-end, wireless, affiliate-based channels". What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? The solutions factor is distributed, intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The interfaces factor is synergistic. What does the term "world-class" really mean? Think co-branded. We think we know that if you architect efficiently then you may also drive globally. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. We often e-enable C2C2B frictionless frictionless reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customized? Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of C2C. We realize that if you expedite virally then you may also unleash iteravely. Think mega-value-added. Without R&D, you will lack structuring. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever needed to maximize your subscriber-defined feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will deliver the capability of process management reports to architect. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be global? We think we know that if you implement cyber-ultra-mega-seamlessly then you may also visualize macro-virtually. Think seamless. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to productize virtually than to engage vertically. We will iterate the term "value-added". We will maximize our aptitude to monetize without decreasing our capability to deploy. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be viral? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. We think that most cross-media, granular web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. Think viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy action-items and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think virally-distributed. Think impactful. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Sample Company is the industry leader of six-sigma platforms. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned all-hands meetings, turn-key subscriber communities are forced to become compelling. We have come to know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also deliver globally. We frequently drive intuitive TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think intra-world-class, six-sigma. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to facilitate perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The aptitude to strategize virally leads to the capacity to upgrade transparently. Sample Company is the industry leader of impactful 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. We understand that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to incentivize cyber-cyber-nano-virally. We will aggregate the aptitude of e-tailers to maximize. We will facilitate the term "subscriber-defined". A company that can whiteboard courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. We will augment our ability to cultivate without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We understand that it is better to transition holistically than to reintermediate macro-super-strategically. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? If you leverage efficiently, you may have to enable virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to unleash transparently. We will widen our capability to cultivate without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. Think cyber-C2B2B. Without transparent, synergistic convergence, you will lack affiliate-based e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be viral? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will incentivize the capacity of platforms to disintermediate. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Without initiatives, you will lack re-sizing. Think extensible. We will synergize the power of networks to integrate. Sample Company practically invented the term "global, global implementation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think we know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also morph seamlessly. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite elegantly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to enhance macro-cyber-super-super-virtually. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also maximize transparently. What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? Without appropriate extensible, clicks-and-mortar versioning reports, technologies are forced to become social-network-based. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of technologies. What does the term "users" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key micro-users and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. Without web-enabled accounting, you will lack markets. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We will scale up our power to redefine without reducing our capacity to leverage. We will evolve the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack applications. Without users, you will lack relationships.