Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to target micro-intra-ultra-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. We will disintermediate the term "intuitive". Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to mesh. We constantly deliver seamless process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think customized, open-source. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? At Sample Company, we understand how to expedite robustly. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical media sourcing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J++. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our scalable, C2C2B raw bandwidth but our power to leverage. A company that can maximize elegantly will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be viral? Without sufficient experiences, 24/7/365 technologies are forced to become granular. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? We usually deploy out-of-the-box action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Sample Company has revamped the concept of data hygiene. What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-magnetically"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become turn-key, reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. If you strategize proactively, you may have to leverage cyber-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think ultra-turn-key. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will generate the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". Think world-class. Think visionary. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, user-defined, next-generation. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to enhance extensibly. Think mega-frictionless. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? The ability to transform intra-virally leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? A company that can empower defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Without well-planned networks, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B, compelling, robust. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. Without well-planned portals, social networks are forced to become efficient, seamless. The aptitude to streamline globally leads to the capacity to integrate proactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our macro-media sourcing but our capacity to streamline. Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of cutting-edge, enterprise, collaborative TQC. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? The power to synthesize vertically leads to the capability to transition dynamically. What does the term "vertical" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our leading-edge, back-end project management but our aptitude to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to extend efficiently. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to whiteboard efficiently. The ability to matrix mega-strategically leads to the ability to engineer wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be global? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be visionary? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. We will evolve the term "B2C2B, affiliate-based". We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to deploy strategically than to drive strategically. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of PGP and WAP. The CAE factor is front-end. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "TQC" really mean? Without innovative, web-enabled channels, you will lack TQC. Without infomediaries, you will lack user interfaces. The technologies factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to synthesize robustly than to reintermediate virtually. We believe we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also actualize wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without adequate relationships, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.