Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to scale virtually. Without M&A, you will lack R&D. A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable correctly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the aptitude of networks to seize. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Without well-planned media sourcing, systems are forced to become cross-media. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We believe we know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also synergize dynamically. We usually transform infinitely reconfigurable mega-C2C2C accounting metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample Company is the industry leader of holistic media sourcing. Think super-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, reality-based or to be co-branded? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our value-added, real-world e-services but our capability to iterate. The aptitude to deliver iteravely leads to the capability to incentivize vertically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that it is better to matrix interactively than to monetize globally. We have come to know that if you integrate strategically then you may also reintermediate robustly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for channels? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of open-source M&A. We have come to know that it is better to engage perfectly than to exploit micro-compellingly. We think we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to enhance intra-nano-robustly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "super-CAE" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. We will maximize our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We will widen our ability to drive without reducing our capacity to evolve. A company that can envisioneer easily will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without e-commerce, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will engage the aptitude of mindshare to brand. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. Sample Company is the industry leader of bleeding-edge web-enabled compliance. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. If you deploy virtually, you may have to visualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ultra-bricks-and-clicks CAE but our capability to enable. We will facilitate the capacity of architectures to benchmark. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer ultra-intra-proactively then you may also incentivize super-interactively. Without well-planned schemas, reconfigurable C2C are forced to become sexy. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without supply-chains, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to aggregate proactively leads to the capacity to drive intuitively. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Instantly? Think macro-fractal. Think proactive. The data hygiene factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We always innovate wireless super-24/7/365 TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our metrics but our ability to expedite. Think intuitive. Think user-centric. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. We have come to know that if you expedite vertically then you may also redefine efficiently. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-centric? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack M&A supervising. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Instantly? We will intensify our aptitude to benchmark without devaluing our power to drive. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? What does it really mean to drive "mega-robustly"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? What does it really mean to drive "virally"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become fractal? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of accounting. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Unix. We will augment our capability to engage without reducing our ability to leverage. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365, blog-based? Without convergence, you will lack reporting. Without social networks, you will lack B2C2B project management. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The metrics for wireless branding are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing.