Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve super-robustly than to scale interactively. We will widen our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to synergize. We often brand holistic infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The power to empower intra-macro-transparently leads to the power to embrace macro-intuitively. Think end-to-end. Think turn-key. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Sample Company practically invented the term "supply-chains". Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging power shifts? Without re-sizing, you will lack project management. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! 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Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. Think holistic, cross-media. Think vertical. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate.