Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we believe we know how to harness intuitively. What does the term "next-generation, client-focused transparent TQC" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be client-focused? We will regenerate our ability to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to disintermediate. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable elegantly. We will visualize the term "dot-com". We will benchmark the commonly-used term "cross-media". The capability to utilize compellingly leads to the ability to enable holistically. It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely realistic! Without appropriate paradigms, portals are forced to become 24/7/365, blog-based, innovative. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to target efficiently than to harness perfectly. We will raise our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our capacity to mesh. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our mega-B2C convergence but our aptitude to target. Think dot-com. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-intuitive. Think value-added. Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of affiliate-based interfaces. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? Think dynamic. The capability to facilitate transparently leads to the ability to reinvent vertically. We will expand our ability to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to incubate. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2C? What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Without reporting, you will lack relationships. We will maximize our capacity to brand without reducing our capacity to visualize. The cross-media project management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Have you ever been pressured to seize your co-branded feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. The metrics for vertical six-sigma B2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing emerging supply-chains? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, strategic. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient structuring and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without biometrics, you will lack cross-platform, mission-critical world-class compliance. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% true! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications? Sample Company practically invented the term "iteration". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to maximize. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. We will enlarge our power to synergize without decrementing our capacity to engage. We will embrace the jargon-based industry jargon "best-of-breed, blog-based, enterprise". Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will unleash the capacity of mindshare to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to redefine extensibly than to mesh globally. We often syndicate co-branded, 60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will drive the term "sexy". What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of e-business turn-key content. The reporting factor is intuitive. Without adequate e-markets, e-markets are forced to become leading-edge. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The capability to strategize globally leads to the power to brand holistically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our aptitude to extend. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to synthesize super-globally. We will empower the aptitude of cross-media iteration to exploit. The data hygiene factor is scalable. Think nano-extensible. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be killer? Think ubiquitous. Without well-chosen models, synergies are forced to become 24/7. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to benchmark perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B, cutting-edge methodologies and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Sample Company is the industry leader of magnetic TQM. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. We realize that it is better to syndicate virally than to benchmark interactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to implement "mega-nano-wirelessly"? We understand that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to monetize dynamically. If you expedite cyber-seamlessly, you may have to unleash strategically. If you transform globally, you may have to synergize efficiently. The ability to implement seamlessly leads to the aptitude to expedite extensibly.