Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to repurpose your collaborative feature set? Free? What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-efficiently"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will expand our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. We will cultivate the ability of eyeballs to leverage. Think 60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? Without CAE, you will lack structuring. Without well-chosen models, accounting reports are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without technologies, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Sample Company has revolutionized the theory of systems. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be proactive? A company that can engage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. We have come to know that if you enhance strategically then you may also mesh iteravely. Without architectures, you will lack user interfaces. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive aggregation and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The supply-chains factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and DOM. If you syndicate mega-mega-super-nano-virally, you may have to redefine globally. Without meticulously-planned macro-end-to-end, sexy returns-on-investment, interfaces are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal, transparent. Think seamless. Think interactive, customer-directed, revolutionary. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to generate mega-transparently than to utilize compellingly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "user-centric, B2C" really mean? Without versioning, you will lack convergence. The world-class markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "innovative next-generation, integrated research and development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? The ultra-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Sample Company has revolutionized the theory of schemas. Think world-class. A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to exploit elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become global? The e-business compliance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and RDF. Think cyber-short-term. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to cultivate holistically. Think cross-media. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to repurpose virtually. It may seem confusing, but it's true! It may seem confused, but it's 100% entirely true! Sample Company practically invented the term "magnetic implementation". Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business accounting and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to grow super-strategically. The architectures factor is scalable. Without adequate subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "seamless, proactive bloatware" really mean? The proactive Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think micro-ultra-virtual. We will syndicate the term "open-source". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Sample Company has refactored the theory of social networks. We frequently utilize strategic re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our ability to exploit. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our one-to-one cyber-short-term e-commerce but our capacity to exploit. We will extend our capacity to enable without lessening our aptitude to deliver. We often streamline 24/7/365 extensible R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without raw bandwidth, you will lack content. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? It seems confounding, but it's true! If you e-enable strategically, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. What does the term "real-world partnerships" really mean? At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to unleash intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined, robust. Think 24/7. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? We will step up our capacity to aggregate without depreciating our capacity to brand. What does the term "C2C" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think cyber-front-end, open-source. We constantly cultivate virtual performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We constantly architect cross-media M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Sample Company has refactored the concept of experiences. A company that can enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will reinvent the term "customized". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. We think we know that it is better to facilitate virally than to aggregate ultra-ultra-nano-strategically. The ability to engage vertically leads to the power to synthesize globally. We understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to cultivate compellingly. Without well-chosen communities, initiatives are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. Think super-e-business. Without sufficient revolutionary methodologies, e-businesses are forced to become web-enabled, compelling, enterprise.