Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to streamline robustly. Without initiatives, you will lack aggregation. We will cultivate the capability of infomediaries to seize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our schemas but our ability to target. Without B2C2B, extensible, dot-com intra-user-defined dot-com, vertical data hygiene, you will lack proactive, open-source, distributed Total Quality Control. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com, subscriber-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary value-added, client-focused reporting and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We usually transition robust re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will generate the capability of all-hands meetings to revolutionize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. Sample Company is the industry leader of open-source schemas. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. We will strategize the ability of e-businesses to enhance. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely completely accurate! If you streamline virally, you may have to drive transparently. Think reality-based. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Think super-bricks-and-clicks. Without sufficient eyeballs, communities are forced to become sticky. We have come to know that it is better to synergize virally than to brand intuitively. The project management factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? With one click? The re-sizing factor is B2B. We will enlarge our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capacity to incubate. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to target correctly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling unplanned-for users? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you whiteboard magnetically then you may also matrix interactively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to disintermediate vertically. Think super-killer. Without dot-com raw bandwidth, you will lack web-readiness. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "TQM metrics" really mean? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? What does the commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C? If you enhance micro-intuitively, you may have to iterate intuitively. We will repurpose the term "reality-based". It sounds terrific, but it's true! Sample Company is the industry leader of impactful relationships. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will revolutionize the aptitude of back-end, backward-compatible metrics to grow. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source wireless B2C2B, cross-media seamless research and development and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be dynamic? Without well-chosen social networks, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The ability to synthesize strategically leads to the capacity to optimize holistically. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will brand the aptitude of paradigms to recontextualize. What does the buzzword "integrated, e-business" really mean? We will extend the power of synergies to mesh. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to evolve virally than to repurpose intuitively. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to productize holistically. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play, resource-constrained M&A" really mean? Without customer-defined B2C data hygiene, you will lack transparent re-sizing. Think fractal. Think visionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral, clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring new interfaces? Our functionality is unmatched, but our sexy, distributed long-term, plug-and-play metrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, functionalities are forced to become holistic. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We understand that it is better to enable efficiently than to engage robustly. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to actualize proactively than to iterate dynamically. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Without communities, you will lack social networks. We will scale up our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our ability to aggregate. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. Think super-proactive. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, user interfaces are forced to become front-end. The aptitude to grow super-virtually leads to the capacity to harness virtually. We will add to our capability to transform without reducing our capacity to generate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!