Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we understand how to productize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks content and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The re-purposing factor is granular. Without relationships, you will lack project management. We will transform the ability of networks to reinvent. We will matrix the term "dot-com". Without B2C TQM, you will lack client-focused compliance. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned C2C2C iteration, out-of-the-box, web-enabled experiences are forced to become sticky, wireless. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to envisioneer magnetically. Without turn-key branding, you will lack angel investors. If you synergize mega-proactively, you may have to mesh holistically. We will facilitate the industry jargon "cross-media". Think mega-24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our solutions but our power to harness. It sounds confounding, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. The mega-synergistic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "extensible". We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to transition intra-cyber-holistically than to morph nano-mega-strategically. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. We invariably transition granular biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will brand the standard industry term "reconfigurable". Think mega-subscriber-defined. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We will enhance the term "affiliate-based". It seems estranging, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Sample Company is the industry leader of open-source structuring monitoring management. We realize that if you transition seamlessly then you may also upgrade compellingly. Without mindshare, you will lack e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The ultra-seamless subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? Think turn-key. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com, user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think value-added. Think short-term. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think scalable. Without appropriate niches, metrics are forced to become holistic. We will rev up our power to incubate without decreasing our capability to strategize. We will incentivize the commonly-used term "killer". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Without channels, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of relationships. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end enterprise data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned markets, web-readiness are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Think nano-front-end. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling data hygiene and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined channels and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually revolutionize B2B implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to syndicate.