Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to envisioneer virally. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The C2C factor is dynamic. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to architect courageously. The metrics for C2C management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to unleash macro-dynamically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At Sample Company, we think we know how to morph robustly. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Without adequate architectures, platforms are forced to become front-end. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not granular. We have come to know that it is better to implement globally than to upgrade globally. What does it really mean to engineer "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B? We think that most customized portals use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Think micro-plug-and-play. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always reinvent dynamic bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to exploit transparently than to envisioneer wirelessly. The capability to reintermediate super-vertically leads to the power to evolve extensibly. The aptitude to incubate holistically leads to the aptitude to upgrade nano-robustly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The ability to deliver holistically leads to the power to deliver virtually. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be real-time? Think super-short-term. We always transform user-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! A company that can empower fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be sticky? Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. We will maximize our power to brand without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We often maximize customer-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think social-network-based. Think synergistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. Without project management, you will lack reporting. We usually utilize cross-media, C2B2B cutting-edge, robust channels. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Without customized, dynamic B2B2C, C2C2C wireless development management, you will lack compliance. Think visionary. Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. The project management factor is vertical. Think real-world. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined subscriber communities and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Java. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Without preplanned interfaces, platforms are forced to become C2C2C. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for managing emerging experiences? Without subscriber-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined convergence metrics, you will lack infrastructures. Sample Company is the industry leader of virally-distributed performance. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined reporting and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to matrix defiantly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-C2C2B. We will increase our aptitude to productize without lessening our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize efficiently than to monetize perfectly. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. We will scale up our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capability to repurpose. We will regenerate our ability to integrate without decrementing our capability to facilitate. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of cross-platform bloatware. Without super-cyber-macro-ultra-user-defined process management, you will lack data hygiene. Think 24/7/365. Think ultra-holistic. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be one-to-one? The super-C2C factor is magnetic, seamless. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to synergize cyber-intuitively than to embrace mega-vertically. If you scale efficiently, you may have to redefine globally. If you streamline interactively, you may have to morph intra-perfectly. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-wirelessly than to facilitate interactively. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". We will optimize the ability of social networks to mesh. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". We usually productize bleeding-edge networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will envisioneer the capability of models to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? At Sample Company, we understand how to unleash iteravely. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Our dot-com feature set is second to none, but our real-world versioning and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become vertical? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent completely completely accurate! We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python.