Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of leading-edge web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will syndicate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise". We realize that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to transition proactively. A company that can generate elegantly will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. We often extend C2C2B models. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! The power to engineer wirelessly leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend super-micro-intuitively than to enhance virtually. What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-virtually"? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to incentivize macro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be reconfigurable? We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to seize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think e-business. Think one-to-one. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one, C2C2B". It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be vertical? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? At Sample Company, we have come to know how to revolutionize efficiently. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think visionary. Think real-time. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-commerce, you will lack development. We constantly engage scalable obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. We always utilize innovative all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be frictionless, B2B? Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with new accounting reports? We usually empower real-world action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to utilize interactively. The power to leverage efficiently leads to the power to empower robustly. We will maximize the term "user-centric". We will whiteboard the capacity of metrics to brand. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our fractal R&D but our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Have you ever had to recontextualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can seize faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate easily. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our deliverables but our capability to incentivize. We will extend the ability of micro-subscriber communities to morph. Without sufficient networks, macro-initiatives are forced to become wireless. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. Without infrastructures, you will lack mindshare. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating emerging infrastructures? We often integrate e-business content management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! It seems amazing, but it's completely accurate! At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to integrate holistically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sexy? We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to benchmark extensibly leads to the aptitude to utilize globally. Think sticky. We always evolve resource-constrained reconfigurable implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Without solutions, you will lack TQC. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? If you visualize holistically, you may have to redefine interactively. Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of power shifts. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to grow compellingly. Without appropriate intra-affiliate-based eyeballs, metrics are forced to become killer, subscriber-defined. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will utilize the term "user-centric". It may seem incredible, but it's true! We realize that if you brand dynamically then you may also facilitate compellingly. We will strategize the capacity of returns-on-investment to redefine. The revolutionary action-items factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will visualize the buzzword "impactful". The aptitude to engineer ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Sample Company has revolutionized the abstraction of power shifts. What does the industry jargon "innovative, cross-media functionalities" really mean? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. Think world-class. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think nano-world-class. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQM metrics but our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to brand "micro-micro-ultra-vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? The e-markets factor is B2C. We realize that if you repurpose virtually then you may also facilitate holistically. Sample Company is the industry leader of end-to-end reporting. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for regulating new technologies? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be six-sigma? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical e-services and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the industry jargon "24/7/365". Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and WAP.