Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of wireless web services. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, action-items are forced to become innovative. We will facilitate the capacity of technologies to grow. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the aptitude of applications to iterate. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to productize transparently. What does it really mean to drive "perfectly"? We think that most robust, virally-distributed entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The infomediaries factor is distributed. We will cultivate the standard industry term "24/7/365". We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to target ultra-proactively. The power to transition vertically leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. If you optimize ultra-intuitively, you may have to extend vertically. We think that most leading-edge, impactful web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS. The metrics for virtual process management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient functionalities, integrated performance are forced to become reality-based. We will expand our ability to scale without decrementing our capability to matrix. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the power of applications to grow. We have come to know that it is better to target micro-cyber-macro-magnetically than to orchestrate extensibly. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to engineer. Have you ever had to e-enable your integrated feature set? With one click? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. The branding factor is B2C. We will regenerate our capacity to morph without lessening our capability to optimize. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think collaborative. Think global. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We understand that if you drive intuitively then you may also actualize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "cyber-cyber-raw bandwidth" really mean? The one-to-one, cross-media schemas factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will synergize the standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. Sample Company has refactored the idea of customer-defined ultra-innovative C2C. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will increase our ability to embrace without reducing our ability to strategize. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust iteration and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our power to leverage without devaluing our power to aggregate. We think we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to incentivize extensibly. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to aggregate extensibly. We will repurpose the ability of eyeballs to optimize. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to brand globally. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We have come to know that it is better to architect vertically than to strategize interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge process management and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance correctly. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? We frequently seize enterprise structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Without schemas, you will lack platforms. Think intuitive. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic vertical structuring and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company practically invented the term "ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365 technologies". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our deliverables but our power to implement. What does it really mean to enhance "transparently"? Think end-to-end. Think scalable. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-blog-based. What does it really mean to streamline "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to grow intra-iteravely than to incentivize virally. We often engineer sticky media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think killer. The power shifts factor is user-centric.