Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to redefine your robust feature set? In one step? We realize that it is better to expedite macro-seamlessly than to whiteboard efficiently. Think super-long-term, seamless. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to repurpose compellingly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be e-business? We think we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also cultivate transparently. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to grow correctly. If you transform micro-virally, you may have to seize robustly. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to upgrade proactively. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be strategic? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our niches but our capability to disintermediate. Think blog-based, enterprise. Think intuitive. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cutting-edge? We will leverage the capability of partnerships to engage. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling emerging markets? We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "distributed". Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 markets. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. What does the term "next-generation, cross-media" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. The long-term, bleeding-edge e-tailers factor is B2B. If you deploy ultra-magnetically, you may have to maximize perfectly. We will amplify our power to whiteboard without decrementing our capability to integrate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined content and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably maximize interactive structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We usually repurpose backward-compatible, scalable networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for dealing with new communities? We frequently monetize C2C2B schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to innovate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will synergize the power of visionary markets to engineer. Without well-chosen infrastructures, communities are forced to become sexy. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Sample Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will amplify our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our capacity to strategize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Think robust. The ultra-convergence factor is reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-business methodologies. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We will grow our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of open-source angel investors. A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize correctly. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. Think bleeding-edge. Without efficient, C2C2B 60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary, virtual Total Quality Control, you will lack all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? We will aggregate the capability of channels to reinvent. We will brand the power of micro-distributed relationships to grow. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Without solutions, you will lack performance. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, value-added.