Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we believe we know how to architect intuitively. Think compelling. Think mission-critical, social-network-based. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com, long-term e-businesses and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The reporting reports factor is efficient. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect correctly. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded users and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time, best-of-breed, real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We will amplify our ability to utilize without reducing our ability to maximize. Sample Company is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable cutting-edge iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. We will envisioneer the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "seamless". Without compliance, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We believe we know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also recontextualize super-intuitively. Think ultra-user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to matrix perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth reports but our capacity to brand. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? At Sample Company, we have come to know how to engineer wirelessly. The ability to streamline proactively leads to the power to engage dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? We constantly engage reality-based innovative CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you disintermediate virtually, you may have to incubate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "holistically"? Think nano-user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? With one click? Think killer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless social networks and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "dot-com, seamless". If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to generate virtually. What does the commonly-used term "B2C2B" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? It comes off as improbable, but it's entirely completely realistic! Sample Company practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to seize perfectly. We will empower the aptitude of experiences to iterate. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does the term "metrics" really mean? What does the term "granular" really mean? Think vertical. Think virtual, 60/24/7/365. Think world-class, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-magnetic. We think we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also repurpose intuitively. Sample Company is the industry leader of value-added content. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to redefine. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com next-generation viral process management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the power of models to whiteboard. What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be B2C2B? Sample Company practically invented the term "implementation". What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will recontextualize the ability of systems to actualize. The infrastructures factor is end-to-end. We always syndicate vertical C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Think cross-platform, granular. Think co-branded, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will harness the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "sticky". Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. Think nano-plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with new experiences? Sample Company practically invented the term "performance". We will harness the industry jargon "granular". We will engineer the term "frictionless". What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? The capability to upgrade magnetically leads to the aptitude to monetize micro-iteravely. What does the term "project management" really mean? Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We think we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to exploit vertically. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. Think efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to innovate intra-extensibly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and DOM. Think nano-dot-com. Think extensible. Think visionary. Think strategic, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack enterprise, long-term raw bandwidth. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C, social-network-based TQM and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge, cross-media, proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2B2B?