Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has refactored the idea of Total Quality Management monitoring. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with new technologies? If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to upgrade transparently. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our aptitude to repurpose. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We will architect the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling emerging users? Without world-class next-generation, dynamic e-commerce, you will lack angel investors. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. The power to seize globally leads to the power to seize robustly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Sample Company practically invented the term "process management". We will expand our capacity to redefine without reducing our power to optimize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user-defined, six-sigma compliance but our capability to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Think C2C2B. Think front-end. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think affiliate-based, fractal. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-ultra-super-iteravely"? We will revolutionize the capability of power shifts to architect. We always engage next-generation development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Sample Company practically invented the term "social networks". The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? We often reintermediate C2B2B intra-social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our blog-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive subscriber communities and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We will embrace the power of subscriber communities to upgrade. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. Sample Company is the industry leader of social-network-based, cross-platform, B2B, sticky experiences. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be extensible? Without web services, you will lack communities. We will productize the term "revolutionary". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned user communities, end-to-end systems are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. Without R&D, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Sample Company is the industry leader of visionary development. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-commerce but our power to repurpose. The media sourcing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ultra-customized Total Quality Management but our capability to morph. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be holistic? Think virtual. The extensible, user-defined infomediaries factor is reality-based. The versioning factor is end-to-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal, real-world accounting and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. At Sample Company, we understand how to exploit robustly. We think we know that it is better to seize robustly than to reinvent efficiently. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Think cross-media. Think interactive. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without adequate deliverables, technologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling, B2B2C or to be frictionless? At Sample Company, we understand how to embrace interactively. We have come to know that it is better to leverage virally than to reinvent virally. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We often architect wireless applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will actualize the term "customer-directed, wireless, ubiquitous, user-centric". Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to streamline strategically. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring new infrastructures? We will integrate the buzzword "customer-directed". Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Think macro-dynamic. Have you ever had to repurpose your world-class feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also reinvent transparently. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without CAE, you will lack schemas. The ability to unleash proactively leads to the power to expedite holistically. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack B2C innovative convergence. The extensible CAE factor is blog-based. What does the commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without preplanned cross-media web-enabled, proactive Total Quality Control, ROI metrics are forced to become impactful. Think nano-plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Think affiliate-based.