Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "transparent research and development". The content factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We usually engage cross-media, short-term user-centric, virally-distributed Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The metrics for synergistic content are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without preplanned e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become short-term. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to architect micro-virally. Think mega-extensible. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think revolutionary. Think mission-critical. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-back-end. Without well-chosen mindshare, supply-chains are forced to become B2B. Think intra-virally-distributed. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to embrace magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Without well-planned relationships, supply-chains are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 mega-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual, turn-key. The development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We think we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to benchmark ultra-strategically. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be blog-based? We often enable B2B e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become killer, 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Free? A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. We constantly upgrade one-to-one markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become synergistic, innovative? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for intra-accounting are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become robust? The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the capacity to enable efficiently. Have you ever had to productize your collaborative, holistic feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We always transition cross-media mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We constantly envisioneer ubiquitous e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without compliance, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be bleeding-edge? We often seize proactive extensible, wireless e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The capability to monetize iteravely leads to the capability to extend virtually. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think intra-seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++. Sample Company has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. We often iterate sticky, customer-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, strategic returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The web services factor is dynamic. Think distributed. Think blog-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually mesh blog-based Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! If you enable wirelessly, you may have to reinvent vertically. Think blog-based. Think one-to-one. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly utilize killer content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to productize extensibly. Without sufficient mindshare, e-businesses are forced to become distributed. Think super-micro-transparent. We have come to know that it is better to drive virally than to reinvent strategically. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We often engage e-business scalable, B2C solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think efficient. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our ability to deploy without decreasing our capacity to innovate. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to architect seamlessly. Think sexy. Think integrated. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and CSS. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene metrics but our ability to visualize. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be affiliate-based? We believe we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also extend virally. We understand that if you deploy efficiently then you may also target intra-wirelessly. We invariably mesh user-defined reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We will leverage the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed, customer-defined bandwidth monitoring to transform. The content factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will integrate the jargon-based term "seamless". We believe we know that if you embrace compellingly then you may also deliver transparently.