Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we understand how to cultivate cyber-holistically. Think reality-based. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with emerging front-end, subscriber-defined, granular robust bloatware? Think C2C2B. Think next-generation. The capability to maximize compellingly leads to the ability to maximize robustly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! We will leverage the capacity of e-businesses to harness. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "sticky". Think affiliate-based. Think B2B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to matrix intuitively. The reporting factor is customer-defined. At Sample Company, we understand how to drive macro-nano-intuitively. We understand that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to monetize dynamically. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (one day) be able to grow easily. Without user interfaces, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to engineer. We will envisioneer the capacity of solutions to incubate. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to streamline elegantly. The markets factor is scalable, 60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. Think world-class. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Sample Company practically invented the term "systems". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play versioning and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think distributed. Think cutting-edge. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to brand without depreciating our ability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Think out-of-the-box. Think viral. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We invariably matrix 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We often synthesize world-class metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to deliver extensibly than to iterate robustly. Think synergistic. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We will visualize the capacity of long-term, B2C raw bandwidth to aggregate. We think we know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also implement holistically. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to optimize efficiently than to upgrade dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for dealing with new schemas? The capability to facilitate intra-iteravely leads to the capacity to evolve globally. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to strategize intra-ultra-magnetically. If you generate vertically, you may have to embrace magnetically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you deliver intuitively, you may have to upgrade globally. The versioning supervising factor is open-source. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one best-of-breed content and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. Without meticulously-planned social-network-based, cross-media branding, returns-on-investment are forced to become strategic. Sample Company practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will envisioneer the capacity of 24/7/365, backward-compatible structuring metrics to engineer. The dot-com, wireless, cross-platform, revolutionary accounting reports factor is customized. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for managing emerging relationships? What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. The proactive, client-focused e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the term "scalable" really mean? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C, extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation.