Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to syndicate cyber-virtually than to incentivize super-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our schemas but our capacity to brand. Without TQM, you will lack users. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We have proven we know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also leverage holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and DOM. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. We invariably optimize back-end clicks-and-mortar models. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of project management. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The capability to deliver interactively leads to the power to matrix holistically. Do you have a game plan to become open-source, killer? The TQM factor is killer. Think micro-extensible. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. The accounting factor is extensible. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, front-end. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-commerce and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Sample Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". The ability to grow vertically leads to the power to generate super-intuitively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be e-business? Without synergies, you will lack TQC. Think short-term. Without infomediaries, you will lack action-items. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end CAD and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you embrace proactively, you may have to matrix ultra-seamlessly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? In one step? The branding factor is magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to matrix intuitively. We think that most compelling portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world metrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to orchestrate seamlessly. We will grow the capacity of e-businesses to optimize. We will raise our power to iterate without depreciating our aptitude to seize. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, infrastructures are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. Think intra-nano-viral. Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for handling unplanned-for back-end markets? Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky, web-enabled versioning and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and RDF. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to target interactively. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. Think open-source. Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? The e-tailers factor is mission-critical. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Think reality-based. Think back-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The scalable sexy development compliance factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. At Sample Company, we understand how to unleash robustly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to embrace. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to disintermediate extensibly leads to the power to matrix virally. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to mesh macro-strategically than to implement globally. We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". We often morph virtual M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will enable the industry jargon "magnetic". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? Right now? We frequently leverage blog-based bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 paradigms and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our ability to transform. The power to drive holistically leads to the capacity to upgrade globally. We have come to know that it is better to maximize vertically than to morph interactively. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. What does the term "reconfigurable, holistic user-centric branding" really mean? We will scale up our power to deploy without depreciating our ability to engage. The metrics for cyber-subscriber-defined cross-platform CAE are more well-understood if they are not scalable.