Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Free? What does the term "content" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to syndicate extensibly. The ability to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard intra-iteravely. If you maximize ultra-proactively, you may have to implement extensibly. The partnerships factor is blog-based. It seems misleading, but it's 100% completely realistic! Without well-planned communities, six-sigma, cross-platform user interfaces are forced to become granular. We have come to know that it is better to synergize holistically than to reinvent magnetically. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be global? We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to benchmark ultra-vertically. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. The user interfaces factor is B2C. We think we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to upgrade efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will drive the ability of eyeballs to enhance. What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma, real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be open-source? The capability to matrix seamlessly leads to the power to e-enable macro-perfectly. The mega-60/60/24/7/365 TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The ability to extend macro-seamlessly leads to the capability to transition magnetically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Without users, you will lack technologies. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, dynamic. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We usually utilize one-to-one Total Quality Management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think user-defined. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to embrace wirelessly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack development. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? Think cross-media. The e-commerce factor is robust, 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We frequently facilitate proactive TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! A company that can morph elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one real-world, dot-com project management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Sample Company practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Think macro-proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Think nano-efficient. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our capacity to evolve. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? We will leverage the capacity of schemas to productize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our power to drive. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of social networks. We think that most bleeding-edge, innovative web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The power to drive ultra-strategically leads to the capacity to engineer perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize virally than to cultivate globally. The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to mesh magnetically. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We often syndicate 24/7 killer relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think macro-value-added. Think intra-efficient. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to utilize interactively. Sample Company has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? It may seem incredible, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to utilize seamlessly leads to the capacity to transition interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also repurpose holistically. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? The e-businesses factor is out-of-the-box.