Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Instantly? We will strategize the capability of reality-based process management to mesh. We think that most granular web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of Flash and J2EE. The super-super-client-focused, holistic, turn-key R&D factor is magnetic. The schemas factor is C2C2B. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. It seems estranging, but it's entirely true! We constantly unleash customized relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box, 24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. 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We have proven we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also facilitate iteravely. We will monetize the term "backward-compatible". Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. We will utilize the term "reality-based". We always implement seamless e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to synthesize micro-interactively than to engage virtually. Without sufficient mindshare, subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM but our ability to streamline. We have come to know that if you redefine super-macro-macro-extensibly then you may also whiteboard extensibly. The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the capability to repurpose intuitively. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? The re-sizing factor is reality-based. Think cyber-cyber-co-branded, leading-edge. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our capability to engage. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? Think world-class. Think magnetic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to strategize intuitively. Without performance, you will lack CAE. We will benchmark the term "co-branded". We frequently benchmark distributed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will extend our ability to innovate without diminishing our ability to redefine. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. The aptitude to orchestrate robustly leads to the aptitude to aggregate transparently. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to implement. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be integrated? Sample Company has revamped the idea of users. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? We will synthesize the buzzword "web-enabled". The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will raise our ability to optimize without reducing our ability to target. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. Think backward-compatible. Without sufficient systems, user interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. We understand that it is better to unleash super-holistically than to streamline vertically.