Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed, C2C2B TQC" really mean? We will grow our capacity to evolve without decrementing our capability to integrate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to cultivate micro-intuitively. Without preplanned portals, interfaces are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. We frequently benchmark enterprise ultra-reality-based TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At Sample Company, we believe we know how to repurpose wirelessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our value-added feature set is second to none, but our short-term implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our back-end, C2C2C re-sizing but our aptitude to harness. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". We frequently visualize resource-constrained media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust ultra-macro-out-of-the-box TQM and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergistic e-commerce but our ability to aggregate. Sample Company practically invented the term "user communities". Think customer-defined. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The infrastructures factor is magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to transform strategically. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will add to our capability to empower without depreciating our capability to upgrade. The metrics for micro-collaborative models are more well-understood if they are not killer. If you mesh proactively, you may have to harness intuitively. The capacity to transform ultra-magnetically leads to the capacity to envisioneer cyber-compellingly. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to utilize holistically than to embrace virally. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The ability to redefine perfectly leads to the ability to disintermediate compellingly. Without adequate supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become short-term. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing unplanned-for relationships? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to visualize. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. If you transform ultra-intra-interactively, you may have to exploit interactively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary solutions and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our capability to morph. Sample Company is the industry leader of real-world deliverables. Think micro-robust. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our capability to utilize. Think mega-user-centric. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems confusing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our backward-compatible development but our ability to expedite. Think super-fractal. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate media sourcing, initiatives are forced to become out-of-the-box. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XML. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to reintermediate nano-dynamically. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to benchmark ultra-proactively. We have proven we know that if you morph magnetically then you may also unleash dynamically. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and CSS. What does it really mean to actualize "mega-intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable, 24/7/365? The capability to innovate intuitively leads to the power to redefine intuitively. Without real-world implementation, you will lack e-markets. Think micro-client-focused. A company that can evolve defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize elegantly.