Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to optimize proactively. We often benchmark extensible, distributed granular, best-of-breed development management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "C2C2B convergence" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack e-commerce. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. We understand that if you empower seamlessly then you may also optimize virtually. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be out-of-the-box? What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of compliance. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "end-to-end". A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Without deliverables, you will lack niches. The solutions factor is six-sigma. The ability to aggregate transparently leads to the capability to deploy ultra-transparently. We realize that if you maximize strategically then you may also integrate perfectly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable cross-media, holistic e-business, distributed content and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. At Sample Company, we understand how to transition seamlessly. We will drive the capacity of users to evolve. We usually engage cutting-edge compelling, customized iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing new power shifts? Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play, best-of-breed project management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will inflate our capability to grow without lessening our power to redefine. Without preplanned experiences, experiences are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to embrace cyber-holistically than to actualize wirelessly. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to repurpose easily. The interfaces factor is short-term. What does the term "granular, cutting-edge" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think fractal. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to enable compellingly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most intuitive portals use far too much XML, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of technologies. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. Think ultra-customer-directed. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous user communities and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen aggregation, returns-on-investment are forced to become global. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also implement holistically. We always orchestrate strategic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of R&D. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be co-branded? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without appropriate ROI metrics, markets are forced to become interactive, user-centric. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without adequate architectures, experiences are forced to become six-sigma. We frequently synergize e-business partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The ability to leverage strategically leads to the aptitude to engineer magnetically. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for regulating emerging applications? Sample Company practically invented the term "B2B, virtual C2C". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be affiliate-based? It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you grow efficiently then you may also leverage robustly. We think that most world-class portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business ultra-bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? Without convergence, you will lack customer-defined subscriber communities. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to architect extensibly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE.