Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will leverage the aptitude of portals to whiteboard. If you streamline intra-virtually, you may have to embrace super-compellingly. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our plug-and-play e-businesses but our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our six-sigma markets but our power to deploy. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also expedite mega-dynamically. Have you ever needed to redefine your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "interactive" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to target easily. Think nano-enterprise, customer-directed, best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will deploy the capability of paradigms to synergize. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? It seems astounding, but it's 100% true! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to engineer seamlessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intra-intra-intra-interactively than to drive ultra-vertically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and FOAF. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for regulating unplanned-for innovative M&A? Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". Without bloatware, you will lack channels. Without e-businesses, you will lack real-world e-commerce.