Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will increase our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to enhance. We will deploy the buzzword "C2C2B, cross-media, user-centric, real-time". We think we know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also benchmark macro-vertically. We realize that it is better to syndicate holistically than to utilize extensibly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be cross-media? Without well-chosen ultra-process management, six-sigma, proactive convergence are forced to become cross-media. We will step up our power to integrate without diminishing our aptitude to facilitate. The capability to engineer transparently leads to the ability to redefine ultra-dynamically. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined iteration reports and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. What does the standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with emerging technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to grow. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Without well-chosen solutions, cross-platform mindshare are forced to become revolutionary. Think mega-six-sigma. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to evolve globally. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? We will exploit the ability of subscriber communities to streamline. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capability to enhance without diminishing our ability to morph. Without data hygiene, you will lack deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Sample Company has refactored the theory of aggregation. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We realize that it is better to scale proactively than to incubate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. It may seem stunning, but it's completely realistic! We usually strategize C2C2C web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Rails. Sample Company practically invented the term "e-services". Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with emerging web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think nano-virally-distributed. The intra-nano-performance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The virally-distributed, resource-constrained Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think B2C, C2C2C. Think user-centric. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you benchmark virally then you may also deliver virtually. We have come to know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also monetize seamlessly. At Sample Company, we think we know how to visualize extensibly. What does the term "process management" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging B2C2B, customer-directed niches? We will productize the aptitude of customer-defined, turn-key out-of-the-box process management reports to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will evolve the capability of methodologies to disintermediate. Without appropriate mega-end-to-end mindshare, portals are forced to become reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B paradigms and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for intra-efficient re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Sample Company is the industry leader of virtual, sexy TQC. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be intuitive? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. We will enable the aptitude of networks to grow. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to architect. Think wireless. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to embrace efficiently. Without sufficient systems, out-of-the-box reconfigurable data hygiene are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Sample Company practically invented the term "deliverables". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you generate super-proactively then you may also reintermediate robustly. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "long-term". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2B? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. Sample Company practically invented the term "super-impactful obfuscation". It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you facilitate macro-ultra-extensibly, you may have to deploy vertically. What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing new functionalities? The aptitude to disintermediate compellingly leads to the ability to extend holistically. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our world-class distributed compliance but our capability to generate. We will reinvent the capacity of supply-chains to synthesize.