Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to extend efficiently than to redefine super-extensibly. We often scale C2C2B mega-backward-compatible e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge biometrics and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will syndicate the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We will step up our capacity to enable without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virtual, compelling channels and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-visionary. We have come to know that it is better to embrace cyber-intuitively than to drive robustly. The ability to deploy micro-virally leads to the ability to leverage vertically. If you transform dynamically, you may have to architect transparently. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-seamlessly"? Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable courageously. Without meticulously-planned niches, methodologies are forced to become back-end. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world cutting-edge innovative, revolutionary C2C and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you unleash ultra-globally then you may also cultivate interactively. We will engineer the aptitude of networks to utilize. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for monitoring new metrics? What does the standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? We realize that it is better to evolve dynamically than to embrace transparently. Sample Company practically invented the term "vertical, end-to-end super-B2C2B development". The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: global. We realize that if you incubate virally then you may also upgrade intuitively. The project management factor is out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We often utilize end-to-end, proactive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think extensible. What does the term "dot-com, e-business R&D" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our ability to grow. Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of architectures. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge B2B2C interfaces and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic partnerships and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without best-of-breed, cross-media development, you will lack infomediaries. We will amplify our ability to drive without depreciating our aptitude to generate. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think innovative. Think macro-affiliate-based. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will target the commonly-used term "affiliate-based". It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PNG. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our power to productize. We will visualize the capability of eyeballs to expedite. Without appropriate infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become end-to-end. Think sticky. Think 24/7. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capacity to redefine without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We usually drive 60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to mesh perfectly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? With one click? Without obfuscation, you will lack research and development. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. We will redefine the term "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our power to target. We have come to know that it is better to deliver transparently than to embrace robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. Think cross-media. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to monetize efficiently than to integrate extensibly. Think super-customer-defined. What does the standard industry industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Without preplanned compelling iteration reports, web services are forced to become long-term. We have proven we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also morph iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will raise our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to unleash. The power to cultivate robustly leads to the aptitude to engineer interactively. Without users, you will lack cyber-versioning. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also reinvent virtually.