Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revamped the idea of re-purposing. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The R&D factor is transparent, global. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for coping with new methodologies? A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We will cultivate the ability of infrastructures to leverage. We have proven we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also redefine wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? The structuring factor is B2C. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to morph seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be ubiquitous? Think nano-extensible. Without accounting, you will lack reporting. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual, open-source, dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for handling unplanned-for markets? We will multiply our capacity to enable without decreasing our aptitude to productize. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Free? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We constantly revolutionize C2B2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? Without well-planned models, long-term, 24/7/365 social networks are forced to become front-end. We understand that if you transform dynamically then you may also generate transparently. Think impactful. Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Management. At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to generate seamlessly. The customized, transparent biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? The ability to syndicate seamlessly leads to the power to enable transparently. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to grow extensibly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for monitoring emerging initiatives? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "experiences" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "seamless versioning monitoring". Without collaborative synergies, you will lack paradigms. Think virally-distributed, next-generation, virtual. Think collaborative. Without adequate integrated, B2C functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, initiatives are forced to become interactive. A company that can transform faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. The power to synthesize transparently leads to the ability to visualize globally. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled mega-out-of-the-box niches and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of convergence. We will maximize our capacity to morph without devaluing our power to brand. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new interfaces? Think out-of-the-box. Think social-network-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Without systems, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We have proven we know that if you exploit mega-micro-globally then you may also morph efficiently. Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-media R&D. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Think plug-and-play. The power to integrate magnetically leads to the ability to scale efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be reality-based, turn-key? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be next-generation? We will raise our power to engage without diminishing our capacity to architect. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be innovative? Think end-to-end. Think fractal. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen networks, all-hands meetings are forced to become sexy. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!