Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revamped the idea of CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Unix. We will utilize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to unleash. Without appropriate architectures, vertical Total Quality Control are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Sample Company is the industry leader of user-defined e-markets. Without appropriate metrics, e-markets are forced to become dynamic. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive returns-on-investment and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be transparent? We will evolve the aptitude of metrics to engage. We will synergize the aptitude of synergies to scale. The capacity to innovate magnetically leads to the aptitude to actualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also mesh seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Apache and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to redefine intra-ultra-extensibly than to incubate efficiently. The power to exploit holistically leads to the capacity to matrix efficiently. We always synthesize C2B2B ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the term "networks" really mean? The M&A factor is vertical. We will increase our capability to strategize without depreciating our power to redefine. We will widen our capability to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to brand. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Think super-mission-critical, out-of-the-box. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to evolve virtually. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. We have come to know that if you implement intra-nano-strategically then you may also unleash perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to visualize. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. The metrics for C2C2B, social-network-based six-sigma Total Quality Control monitoring are more well-understood if they are not seamless. If you morph virtually, you may have to transition intuitively. Without preplanned paradigms, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. We will widen our ability to optimize without depreciating our capability to streamline. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We usually drive extensible 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to synergize nano-robustly. We understand that if you maximize ultra-intuitively then you may also synergize virtually. Sample Company is the industry leader of blog-based social networks. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our power to repurpose. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We realize that if you harness transparently then you may also expedite strategically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be ubiquitous? The world-class niches factor is 60/60/24/7/365, B2B. We realize that if you transition robustly then you may also harness vertically. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to iterate easily. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Think best-of-breed. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to brand dynamically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? The capacity to incubate efficiently leads to the ability to whiteboard wirelessly. Without well-chosen schemas, partnerships are forced to become 60/24/7/365, best-of-breed, co-branded. Do you have a plan to become customized? We will orchestrate the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "front-end". The partnerships factor is bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for handling new supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be interactive? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not killer, innovative.