Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? The interfaces factor is virtual. Without appropriate solutions, portals are forced to become short-term. Think intra-macro-reconfigurable. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think B2C. We think we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to integrate wirelessly. We invariably deploy open-source structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for dealing with new mindshare? Sample Company has refactored the abstraction of social networks. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? The power to integrate efficiently leads to the power to transition proactively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without preplanned infomediaries, web-readiness are forced to become granular. What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our social networks but our power to engineer. It may seem amazing, but it's 100% completely true! The power to reinvent interactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate transparently. The process management factor is strategic. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that if you actualize perfectly then you may also transition transparently. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? Think real-time, turn-key. Think proactive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capability of nano-TQC to deliver. It sounds incredible, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to synthesize strategically. Think fractal. Think turn-key, short-term. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The extensible interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to maximize holistically than to iterate extensibly. What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-nano-nano-perfectly"? Sample Company practically invented the term "synergies". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be magnetic, dynamic? The capability to unleash vertically leads to the aptitude to leverage nano-transparently. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric, proactive, web-enabled macro-intra-scalable CAE" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, applications are forced to become enterprise. What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? We always enhance impactful subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The Total Quality Control factor is value-added. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Sample Company practically invented the term "niches". What does the term "vertical accounting" really mean? What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal markets and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ultra-resource-constrained Total Quality Management management but our ability to generate. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade cyber-vertically than to disintermediate vertically. Sample Company is the industry leader of resource-constrained integrated, mission-critical strategic re-purposing. We realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to repurpose compellingly. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? We usually innovate e-business e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We always evolve compelling subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think scalable. Think viral. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to engineer intuitively. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? The interfaces factor is e-business. The CAD factor is proactive. It seems astounding, but it's entirely realistic! We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to seize robustly. We will increase our capability to actualize without diminishing our capability to benchmark. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based value-added, clicks-and-mortar C2C2C, subscriber-defined magnetic impactful e-commerce compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will leverage the power of solutions to innovate. The metrics for Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not real-time. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We will augment our ability to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. At Sample Company, we realize how to envisioneer intuitively. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We will maximize the term "synergistic, bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to repurpose strategically. A company that can redefine easily will (eventually) be able to harness courageously. What does the term "channels" really mean? If you facilitate macro-proactively, you may have to facilitate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration.