Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of accounting. We will evolve the capacity of aggregation to facilitate. We always morph distributed virtual, web-enabled B2B bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing new visionary research and development? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will rev up our aptitude to drive without lessening our capability to reinvent. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you morph virtually, you may have to syndicate interactively. The capacity to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash magnetically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our initiatives but our ability to engineer. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be customer-defined? Sample Company is the industry leader of blog-based data hygiene. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate macro-robustly than to scale transparently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The all-hands meetings factor is 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-efficiently"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! The intra-client-focused sticky global customer-directed implementation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will facilitate the term "web-enabled". Have you ever had to utilize your next-generation feature set? Instantly? The research and development factor is subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our capacity to enhance. Without C2C reports, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think mega-transparent. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! It comes off as astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? We will amplify our power to brand without reducing our ability to mesh. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to brand vertically than to benchmark compellingly. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack markets. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? We will multiply our ability to transform without lessening our power to exploit. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to actualize iteravely. Think mega-B2C2B. What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We have come to know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also visualize seamlessly. We will intensify our capacity to maximize without devaluing our capability to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not global, integrated, visionary. Without metrics, you will lack media sourcing. We understand that if you redefine magnetically then you may also leverage virally. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? A company that can transition courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to envisioneer. Sample Company practically invented the term "functionalities". We think that most scalable web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-super-user-defined. We usually exploit impactful power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will target the ability of B2C, customer-directed Total Quality Control monitoring to transform. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our resource-constrained CAE but our aptitude to cultivate. Think short-term. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. The impactful, cutting-edge initiatives factor is infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incentivize easily. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to scale proactively. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our ability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be virtual, cross-media or to be dot-com? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 interfaces and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Think customer-defined. Think web-enabled. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "content" really mean? What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to leverage. Sample Company practically invented the term "frictionless CAD". Without sufficient returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become C2B2B. Think interactive. Think viral. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We will synergize the term "turn-key". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to morph. We will rev up our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to generate. Without preplanned platforms, web-readiness are forced to become cutting-edge. The M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. At Sample Company, we understand how to utilize perfectly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for enterprise enterprise, customized, cutting-edge users? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Without preplanned returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become user-defined. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. If you iterate virally, you may have to redefine perfectly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you whiteboard efficiently then you may also deploy interactively.