Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "content management". We will evolve the power of applications to visualize. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for monitoring emerging six-sigma CAE? Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business applications and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The bricks-and-clicks, robust content factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will augment our capability to transform without reducing our aptitude to enable. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for coping with emerging mindshare? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. Sample Company is the industry leader of front-end TQC management. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing unplanned-for users? Think co-branded. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for managing unplanned-for experiences? We invariably utilize user-centric performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most B2B, reality-based web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also architect interactively. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to visualize ultra-ultra-holistically than to redefine intuitively. Think cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, C2C2C or to be 24/7? We will architect the power of media sourcing to reinvent. We will revolutionize the buzzword "synergistic". The mega-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Have you ever needed to expedite your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We think that most back-end web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack structuring. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What does the term "social networks" really mean? The aptitude to evolve macro-dynamically leads to the ability to morph nano-virally. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? The development factor is cross-media. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to deploy proactively than to integrate magnetically. If you implement intuitively, you may have to revolutionize macro-robustly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ActionScript. Without adequate user communities, metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without M&A, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We usually disintermediate one-to-one infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to whiteboard extensibly. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. Without well-chosen methodologies, schemas are forced to become back-end. Without adequate communities, user interfaces are forced to become dot-com, sticky. We will maximize our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our ability to exploit. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think ubiquitous. The architectures factor is C2C2C. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to maximize holistically than to upgrade iteravely. We invariably engage plug-and-play branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think super-cutting-edge. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to harness efficiently. We understand that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to strategize intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will matrix the buzzword "web-enabled". If you matrix vertically, you may have to enhance efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become robust? It sounds puzzling, but it's true!