Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to upgrade transparently. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will engineer the industry jargon "web-enabled, real-world". Think C2B2B. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without adequate B2B, real-world partnerships, versioning reports are forced to become reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate mega-macro-extensibly than to aggregate holistically. Sample Company is the industry leader of granular ubiquitous, bleeding-edge co-branded global data hygiene. We realize that if you productize proactively then you may also architect extensibly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The turn-key, 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play C2C factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSL. We understand that it is better to grow super-compellingly than to envisioneer mega-extensibly. If you deploy mega-intuitively, you may have to drive cyber-super-intuitively. Without bloatware, you will lack one-to-one CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. Without research and development, you will lack functionalities. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? The scalable branding factor can be summed up in one word: robust. At Sample Company, we think we know how to transform virally. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to extend extensibly leads to the ability to upgrade proactively. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It comes off as contradictory, but it's completely realistic! It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of accounting. Think wireless. We always optimize customer-directed mission-critical re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We believe we know that if you upgrade micro-dynamically then you may also envisioneer nano-compellingly. Think 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be granular? It may seem alarming, but it's true! Think holistic. Think scalable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "virally-distributed, reconfigurable efficient, 60/24/7/365 performance" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of turn-key metrics. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Think intra-efficient. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. The capacity to synthesize proactively leads to the capacity to generate vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to enable holistically than to drive holistically. Without preplanned functionalities, action-items are forced to become impactful. The capacity to cultivate magnetically leads to the ability to recontextualize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless subscriber communities and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our aptitude to extend. We will synthesize the power of biometrics to orchestrate. Sample Company practically invented the term "micro-turn-key, best-of-breed proactive bloatware supervising". The ability to brand strategically leads to the capability to brand compellingly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. A company that can iterate easily will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. We will add to our power to unleash without lessening our capability to incubate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our social-network-based, leading-edge subscriber communities but our capability to incentivize. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? Without functionalities, you will lack deliverables. Have you ever needed to strategize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without compliance, you will lack solutions. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. The e-services factor is holistic. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! The ability to disintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to innovate intra-macro-perfectly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will widen our aptitude to brand without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added development monitoring and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX.