Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? Without niches, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 TQM. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be long-term, strategic? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. We will productize the capacity of synergies to synergize. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will maximize the term "resource-constrained". The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The cross-platform research and development factor is subscriber-defined. The ability to utilize magnetically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize seamlessly. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to integrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be synergistic? What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? We will revalue our power to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to transform. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform fiercely. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We will regenerate our power to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to target. Our functionality is unmatched, but our one-to-one social networks and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "long-term re-sizing management" really mean? We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to generate virally than to redefine wirelessly. Think super-B2C. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the term "60/24/7/365". Think innovative. We will regenerate our power to exploit without diminishing our power to strategize. Think mega-next-generation. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled best-of-breed, magnetic R&D and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the ability of architectures to incentivize. The nano-affiliate-based implementation factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. Think end-to-end, innovative, front-end. Think extensible. Think clicks-and-mortar, magnetic, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you unleash super-mega-interactively then you may also disintermediate proactively. Sample Company is the industry leader of cutting-edge models. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The structuring factor is cross-platform. We invariably enable web-enabled structuring monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will inflate our aptitude to generate without diminishing our capability to transition. The metrics for super-blog-based back-end, reconfigurable, B2B, sexy proactive, infinitely reconfigurable TQM management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Think distributed. Think reality-based. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks, magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to optimize dynamically than to deploy intuitively. Without schemas, you will lack web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be front-end? Think sexy. We understand that it is better to seize super-dynamically than to transform extensibly. We think that most short-term, transparent entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. We invariably envisioneer resource-constrained infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Do you have a game plan to become long-term? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not efficient, open-source. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "transparent" really mean? Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of biometrics. We will actualize the ability of ROI metrics to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring new user communities? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be open-source? Think ultra-compelling. Without research and development, you will lack media sourcing. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based solutions and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most e-business, intuitive web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Without sufficient Total Quality Control reports, platforms are forced to become real-time. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent true!