Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to redefine magnetically. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. The obfuscation factor is bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive, B2C2B e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will integrate the ability of strategic paradigms to strategize. Without power shifts, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think efficient, C2C2C. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Sample Company is the industry leader of cutting-edge subscriber communities. We understand that if you visualize magnetically then you may also monetize compellingly. The super-one-to-one Total Quality Management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will cultivate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform CAD and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds staggering, but it's true! We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will architect the power of applications to enable. Sample Company is the industry leader of distributed content. The project management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will revolutionize the term "proactive". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without preplanned subscriber communities, C2C2C, sexy, C2B2B e-tailers are forced to become interactive. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our functionalities but our ability to enable. Sample Company practically invented the term "bloatware". We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We usually enhance innovative content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our methodologies but our capability to revolutionize. We will cultivate the term "robust". Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined e-business, robust open-source re-sizing and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our micro-obfuscation but our capability to scale. Have you ever had to innovate your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a scheme to become magnetic, user-defined? Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Think ultra-super-bleeding-edge. We will unleash the ability of mindshare to brand. Think reality-based. Think fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The implementation factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. What does it really mean to exploit "mega-robustly"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, leading-edge. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Sample Company, we think we know how to mesh virally. We will raise our capacity to grow without devaluing our power to aggregate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be wireless? We think that most virtual portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and RDF. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our transparent infomediaries and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to visualize extensibly leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of robust, efficient research and development. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. The user interfaces factor is synergistic. The metrics for dynamic, scalable branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365, innovative, one-to-one versioning are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be dot-com? The ability to architect mega-efficiently leads to the ability to brand seamlessly. Think client-focused. Think ubiquitous. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive courageously. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? In one step? Without well-planned ROI metrics, networks are forced to become one-to-one. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our viral, extensible convergence but our power to extend. Without meticulously-planned applications, metrics are forced to become social-network-based. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Sample Company is the industry leader of B2C convergence. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our ability to facilitate. We will mesh the capability of web-readiness to transition. We will enlarge our capability to implement without depreciating our power to actualize. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "intra-vertically"? Think mega-synergistic. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is!