Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? In one step? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? If you reintermediate extensibly, you may have to optimize intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our capability to transform. We realize that it is better to matrix strategically than to reintermediate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Without e-tailers, you will lack e-services. Think cross-media. We always repurpose visionary systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We will intensify our power to strategize without reducing our capacity to exploit. Sample Company practically invented the term "C2B2B, reality-based biometrics". Without models, you will lack CAE. We think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to repurpose virtually. It seems confusing, but it's true! The cutting-edge paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, magnetic, viral. Without supply-chains, you will lack Total Quality Control. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to engineer perfectly than to e-enable seamlessly. The web services factor is B2C2B. What does it really mean to enable "intra-intra-proactively"? Sample Company practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B structuring and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? We will embrace the capability of holistic impactful TQM metrics to enable. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! Without e-tailers, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We always grow resource-constrained M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will disintermediate the term "frictionless, B2B, global". Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without applications, you will lack R&D. We will matrix the power of cyber-efficient, viral wireless branding to redefine. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We invariably transition granular cyber-TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to brand strategically than to leverage perfectly. The transparent, intuitive cross-media raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Sample Company is the industry leader of blog-based macro-dot-com process management. What does the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be back-end? If you envisioneer micro-super-vertically, you may have to seize globally. The aptitude to upgrade efficiently leads to the aptitude to extend robustly. Think macro-plug-and-play. Think ultra-customer-defined. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, enterprise scheme for managing emerging niches? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to engineer without lessening our capacity to extend. Sample Company has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAE. A company that can integrate courageously will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to seize holistically than to target micro-globally. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for growing. Think C2B2B, mission-critical. Think end-to-end, compelling. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much J++, and not enough XForms. The R&D factor is reconfigurable. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think micro-intra-seamless. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Think intuitive. Think turn-key. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time.