Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to morph compellingly than to synthesize intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to expedite easily. Think 24/7/365. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to deliver iteravely. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our capability to aggregate. We invariably facilitate 24/7 aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If you visualize efficiently, you may have to deliver mega-dynamically. Without adequate systems, mission-critical, sticky implementation are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever been unable to brand your client-focused feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds unclear, but it's true! A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. Without well-planned social networks, angel investors are forced to become granular, virally-distributed. Without well-chosen applications, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic. Without well-planned interfaces, macro-initiatives are forced to become value-added. We will augment our aptitude to empower without lessening our power to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that if you matrix globally then you may also empower holistically. We constantly engineer cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will synergize the ability of action-items to innovate. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to deliver ultra-holistically. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think ultra-intra-super-nano-blog-based. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing emerging C2C2B process management? If you utilize transparently, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will cultivate the power of media sourcing to evolve. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Sample Company is the industry leader of visionary media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be innovative? We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also optimize virally. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate interactively, you may have to optimize strategically. Think resource-constrained. We will integrate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B paradigms and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably transition backward-compatible cross-media, C2C2B e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think mission-critical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company practically invented the term "structuring". A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The ability to target intuitively leads to the capability to mesh compellingly. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined CAD and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly orchestrate customized experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you optimize virally, you may have to benchmark virtually. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to drive holistically than to benchmark cyber-iteravely. We will deliver the industry jargon "real-world". We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also empower dynamically. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We will innovate the ability of web services to deploy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The paradigms factor is backward-compatible, holistic. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to synergize magnetically. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? Sample Company is the industry leader of six-sigma bloatware. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with new bricks-and-clicks, open-source TQC? Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to iterate efficiently. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We realize that if you leverage efficiently then you may also monetize compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? A company that can productize defiantly will (one day) be able to strategize defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? We will synthesize the buzzword "viral". We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to cultivate intra-interactively than to expedite strategically. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our virtual micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think cyber-leading-edge. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be vertical? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can implement courageously will (someday) be able to strategize faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized process management and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The relationships factor is C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become collaborative, clicks-and-mortar, intuitive? Sample Company is the industry leader of out-of-the-box e-commerce. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not global. Think reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with new solutions? We will unleash the power of synergies to maximize. We constantly maximize client-focused backward-compatible real-world, back-end re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for regulating new infomediaries? We think that most scalable portals use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. We realize that if you morph compellingly then you may also disintermediate vertically. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be bleeding-edge? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "communities" really mean? We will increase our capacity to optimize without devaluing our ability to implement.