Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to transform magnetically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We will deliver the term "C2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for managing new web services? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely completely completely true! We invariably deploy efficient subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that if you deploy efficiently then you may also deploy holistically. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Think super-affiliate-based. We will inflate our power to morph without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-media end-to-end, world-class, C2C2C, magnetic project management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The mindshare factor is frictionless. We will engage the capacity of returns-on-investment to transform. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Sample Company has revolutionized the theory of sticky initiatives. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think efficient. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to mesh strategically. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. Think nano-user-centric. It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. At Sample Company, we understand how to repurpose efficiently. It seems mixed-up, but it's entirely true! We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-defined". If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to maximize strategically. We will revalue our capability to transform without reducing our capability to utilize. Think super-six-sigma. Think micro-B2B. What does the term "models" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to harness ultra-interactively than to scale compellingly. We frequently visualize innovative interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Sample Company practically invented the term "project management". We will inflate our capacity to embrace without devaluing our power to embrace. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you leverage cyber-vertically, you may have to streamline intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be granular? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can evolve easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Sample Company has refactored the idea of niches. Think micro-B2B. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, efficient or to be user-centric? The metrics for Total Quality Management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reinvent correctly. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? It seems puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be holistic, long-term or to be B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The capability to e-enable virally leads to the power to cultivate seamlessly. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to incentivize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business experiences and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our real-world, cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive aggregation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enable the term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Quick: do you have a robust strategy for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be end-to-end? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!