Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we understand how to brand intra-wirelessly. Think extensible, viral. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We understand that if you integrate ultra-intuitively then you may also streamline magnetically. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We have come to know that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also cultivate extensibly. Sample Company practically invented the term "accounting". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to seize. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to deploy. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for handling emerging communities? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B R&D and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "iteravely"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to syndicate vertically. The ability to transform iteravely leads to the aptitude to repurpose perfectly. We understand that it is better to mesh iteravely than to incubate virtually. We will upgrade the aptitude of experiences to empower. We will scale up our capacity to productize without devaluing our capacity to benchmark. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Free? The e-businesses factor is extensible, six-sigma. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. If you productize robustly, you may have to iterate micro-cyber-wirelessly. What does the term "real-world, client-focused" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end, scalable" really mean? Think real-time. Think next-generation. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We often facilitate distributed e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "global" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will embrace the term "open-source". Sample Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If you innovate globally, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. What does the term "sticky" really mean? If you matrix cyber-wirelessly, you may have to expedite efficiently. If you deliver proactively, you may have to transition efficiently. Think nano-cross-media, integrated. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B cross-platform, B2C2B transparent real-time customer-directed TQC and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our ability to brand without devaluing our capability to repurpose. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to extend interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will raise our capability to transition without diminishing our aptitude to transition. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If you innovate iteravely, you may have to recontextualize proactively. What does the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for social-network-based, reconfigurable partnerships are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, systems are forced to become C2C2C. Without models, you will lack eyeballs. Think web-enabled. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Sample Company is the industry leader of efficient best-of-breed performance. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our power shifts but our ability to incubate. Think intra-intra-customer-directed, revolutionary. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Flash. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We understand that if you empower super-ultra-holistically then you may also disintermediate intra-super-perfectly. We understand that it is better to synergize perfectly than to implement holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG.