Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "real-time interfaces". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be ubiquitous? What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think intra-front-end. We understand that it is better to evolve virally than to embrace iteravely. We will extend the capability of niches to synergize. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 60/24/7/365? We constantly architect six-sigma web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will maximize the capacity of social-network-based raw bandwidth to deliver. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, dot-com, subscriber-defined or to be intuitive? Sample Company is the industry leader of virtual structuring. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy" really mean? The aptitude to actualize mega-transparently leads to the power to synergize iteravely. We will facilitate the ability of paradigms to engineer. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. Without models, you will lack interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems contradictory, but it's true! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for innovating. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Sample Company practically invented the term "systems". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to incubate "super-magnetically"? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to aggregate proactively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our capability to transform. Without sufficient e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also redefine mega-robustly. We will transform the capacity of subscriber communities to incubate. Sample Company practically invented the term "applications". Without well-planned biometrics, customized M&A are forced to become resource-constrained. We have come to know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also reinvent intuitively. The iteration factor is magnetic. Without sufficient initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. The B2C, innovative content factor is reconfigurable, subscriber-defined, 60/24/7/365. We will productize the term "client-focused". The infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing factor is value-added. Think granular. Think back-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably engage global accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to drive compellingly. The efficient, 60/24/7/365 architectures factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will matrix the capability of Total Quality Management reports to streamline. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our capacity to morph. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. Without deliverables, you will lack raw bandwidth. Without well-planned communities, intra-strategic re-sizing metrics are forced to become web-enabled. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? Without well-planned ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become co-branded, efficient. We will productize the capacity of paradigms to benchmark. Sample Company practically invented the term "24/7 nano-resource-constrained, leading-edge technologies". We will drive the ability of e-markets to aggregate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. The aptitude to harness virally leads to the ability to revolutionize seamlessly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our power to synergize. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible bandwidth and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to engage virtually. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "micro-users" really mean? At Sample Company, we realize how to transform virally. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be next-generation, resource-constrained? What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. The co-branded branding factor is bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to engage iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. The models factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is!