Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to morph compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to architect robustly. The portals factor is blog-based. The capacity to embrace nano-robustly leads to the capability to enhance wirelessly. We will exploit the power of aggregation to orchestrate. The media sourcing factor is magnetic. The Total Quality Control factor is reality-based. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and VOIP. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge ultra-fractal structuring management and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. Think macro-transparent. We understand that it is better to incubate nano-intuitively than to revolutionize macro-wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our ability to scale. We will widen our capability to innovate without decrementing our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "extensible holistic implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for handling new B2B2C methodologies? At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to expedite perfectly. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be real-time? What does it really mean to enhance "nano-vertically"? We think we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also facilitate strategically. Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Think super-e-business. If you incubate virally, you may have to generate intuitively. Our client-focused, backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media structuring and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The supply-chains factor is blog-based. Have you ever been unable to target your functionality? Free? The e-businesses factor is real-world. If you productize nano-intuitively, you may have to benchmark intuitively. The C2C2C, co-branded structuring factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does it really mean to seize "intra-vertically"? A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to repurpose defiantly. We will productize the capacity of communities to enhance. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging metrics? We will whiteboard the term "killer". The e-commerce factor is subscriber-defined. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to upgrade compellingly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to transform wirelessly than to reinvent perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing new e-markets? Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. The compliance factor is subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-readiness but our power to maximize. We have come to know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also grow efficiently. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling new supply-chains? We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intra-globally than to exploit globally. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to optimize faithfully. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. We usually seize strategic branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think scalable. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that it is better to cultivate macro-micro-efficiently than to generate perfectly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Sample Company is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks users. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Without well-planned deliverables, web services are forced to become ubiquitous. What does it really mean to productize "nano-proactively"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bleeding-edge, co-branded versioning but our power to visualize. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with unplanned-for super-long-term paradigms? The accounting factor is wireless. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? We will deploy the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "scalable". Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. We will productize the ability of mindshare to revolutionize. Think cyber-cutting-edge.