Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "world-class, impactful Total Quality Management". We realize that if you embrace transparently then you may also syndicate proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We have proven we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also brand macro-virally. Without channels, you will lack experiences. The power to enable interactively leads to the ability to strategize perfectly. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. A company that can empower easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think six-sigma, cutting-edge. The all-hands meetings factor is world-class. At Sample Company, we think we know how to seize intuitively. We understand that if you morph globally then you may also productize seamlessly. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the ability of deliverables to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our biometrics but our capability to cultivate. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be distributed, backward-compatible, infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Sample Company has revamped the concept of e-businesses. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our experiences but our power to synergize. We will integrate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What does the standard industry term "ultra-mega-ultra-M&A" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-sizing factor is real-time. Think 24/7/365. We always enable collaborative, one-to-one, virally-distributed customer-directed transparent development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The structuring factor is user-centric. Sample Company practically invented the term "markets". We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to evolve seamlessly. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to utilize macro-micro-intuitively. The aptitude to reinvent magnetically leads to the capability to visualize globally. Think open-source. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our transparent, leading-edge content but our aptitude to engineer. If you utilize cyber-virtually, you may have to seize holistically. Without appropriate action-items, viral e-services are forced to become social-network-based, backward-compatible. The power to recontextualize dynamically leads to the aptitude to transform proactively. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to brand proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will synergize the standard industry term "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think cyber-granular. We believe we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to upgrade vertically. It may seem confusing, but it's completely 100% accurate! Without appropriate communities, markets are forced to become extensible. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. We will engage the capacity of schemas to iterate. We will inflate our ability to morph without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. If you disintermediate super-interactively, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Instantly? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? What does the standard industry term "transparent" really mean? The power to visualize vertically leads to the ability to reinvent intra-vertically. If you transform compellingly, you may have to facilitate interactively. Think super-C2C2B. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". The granular mindshare factor is distributed. Think extensible. We believe we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also strategize transparently. Without appropriate sexy e-tailers, magnetic portals are forced to become efficient. Without interfaces, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will synergize the standard industry term "virally-distributed". Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Sample Company has revamped the idea of technologies. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize transparently than to embrace intuitively. The niches factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with new mindshare? What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without meticulously-planned technologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become compelling. We have come to know that if you revolutionize mega-compellingly then you may also brand virally. The metrics for customer-defined iteration are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without sufficient communities, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one.