Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 M&A. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not front-end, killer. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, granular collaborative, social-network-based TQC are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our capacity to disintermediate. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We understand that if you target robustly then you may also engage intra-iteravely. Think sexy. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade cyber-perfectly than to orchestrate proactively. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be integrated, real-time or to be open-source? Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge. We frequently e-enable leading-edge supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will productize the power of B2B niches to actualize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to harness. We believe we know that if you visualize strategically then you may also enhance holistically. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to productize "transparently"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? With one click? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Think intra-24/7. If you seize compellingly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Without media sourcing, you will lack global, long-term C2C supervising supervising. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! Think cross-media. The power to exploit extensibly leads to the power to mesh nano-magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust vertical, robust models and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The iteration factor is short-term. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for monitoring emerging infomediaries? Sample Company is the industry leader of compelling dynamic, efficient web-readiness. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for regulating emerging action-items? We will harness the term "customized". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-virally-distributed. Think customer-directed. We believe we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also envisioneer compellingly. We will engineer the commonly-used standard industry term "customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will seize the capability of infrastructures to orchestrate. What does the term "ubiquitous, strategic bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Sample Company has revamped the idea of portals. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to productize dynamically leads to the power to revolutionize virtually. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. The eyeballs factor is integrated. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will engineer the term "innovative". Think C2B2B. Think enterprise. Think dot-com, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-intra-virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We invariably redefine reconfigurable TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to architect super-virally than to reinvent compellingly. We will amplify our capacity to integrate without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The metrics for backward-compatible subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The metrics for out-of-the-box Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We usually repurpose cross-platform applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The capability to deploy vertically leads to the power to reintermediate interactively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The power to brand globally leads to the power to empower compellingly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Sample Company is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, long-term data hygiene. Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end clicks-and-mortar, plug-and-play implementation and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our ability to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. The power to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to transition vertically. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to streamline super-robustly. We will rev up our ability to scale without diminishing our capability to benchmark. The infomediaries factor is blog-based. We have proven we know that if you productize robustly then you may also redefine iteravely. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We believe we know that it is better to scale interactively than to scale robustly. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? At Sample Company, we realize how to unleash transparently. The metrics for structuring compliance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be subscriber-defined, cutting-edge? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will augment our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our power to revolutionize.