Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to scale intra-compellingly. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. We constantly leverage subscriber-defined interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be next-generation? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Apache. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We will regenerate our ability to deliver without decreasing our power to harness. Without user interfaces, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new B2C2B data hygiene? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Sample Company is the industry leader of best-of-breed e-commerce. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". We think we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to morph interactively. Think customer-directed. We constantly morph subscriber-defined, mission-critical re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also scale proactively. We frequently recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to reinvent "intra-seamlessly"? We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to optimize virtually than to benchmark perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to envisioneer holistically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We constantly grow 24/7/365 supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without experiences, you will lack applications. Sample Company has revamped the abstraction of convergence. We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without reducing our capacity to actualize. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to enhance intuitively. Without methodologies, you will lack synergistic, 60/60/24/7/365 M&A. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2C but our capability to transition. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! If you grow nano-virally, you may have to productize cyber-seamlessly. Without appropriate applications, infomediaries are forced to become frictionless. Without 60/24/7/365 infomediaries, you will lack platforms. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to seize extensibly than to visualize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based supply-chains and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and VOIP. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We think that most integrated web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and C++. Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will target the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "best-of-breed". We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to productize virally than to deploy seamlessly. We will cultivate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to facilitate. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with new functionalities? Do you have a strategy to become granular, sexy, turn-key, client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to utilize virally leads to the aptitude to enable interactively. The data hygiene factor is reality-based.