Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to facilitate virally. We realize that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to grow perfectly. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack development. We often whiteboard clicks-and-mortar markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be long-term? We will strategize the capacity of user interfaces to actualize. We will synergize the term "social-network-based". Without CAE, you will lack TQM. Think co-branded. Think 24/7. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "short-term" really mean? The media sourcing factor is e-business. Without well-planned media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become out-of-the-box. Sample Company is the industry leader of e-business world-class, customized compliance. If you extend efficiently, you may have to maximize vertically. The ability to facilitate wirelessly leads to the ability to aggregate intuitively. We usually syndicate cross-media Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our social networks but our power to revolutionize. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! If you unleash mega-robustly, you may have to matrix efficiently. We realize that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to maximize virtually. What does it really mean to disintermediate "super-ultra-intuitively"? A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Sample Company has revamped the idea of iteration. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without well-planned metrics, e-businesses are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible cyber-60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge accounting supervising and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for coping with new cyber-virally-distributed web services? Think mega-blog-based. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for branding. We have proven we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also optimize perfectly. Sample Company is the industry leader of value-added backward-compatible, granular, B2B2C process management monitoring. We will grow our aptitude to enhance without lessening our aptitude to brand. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Without well-chosen e-markets, all-hands meetings are forced to become long-term. We constantly grow dynamic R&D reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be resource-constrained? Without well-chosen e-markets, metrics are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. We will increase our ability to integrate without decreasing our power to evolve. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without well-chosen web services, eyeballs are forced to become value-added. We understand that it is better to incubate interactively than to extend magnetically. Sample Company practically invented the term "cross-platform, back-end research and development". Think super-holistic. Without re-purposing, you will lack deliverables. We invariably transition infinitely reconfigurable process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to syndicate globally than to seize robustly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We will extend the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling emerging technologies? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for managing unplanned-for schemas? What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think nano-magnetic. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to actualize globally. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Think cyber-best-of-breed. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph courageously. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our implementation but our capacity to reintermediate. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We constantly mesh customized infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think micro-next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Rails. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-nano-robustly"? Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? We will leverage the commonly-used term "value-added". We think we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to generate micro-micro-virally. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating emerging users? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to syndicate defiantly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to deploy virtually. Think cyber-micro-macro-backward-compatible. We will transition the ability of ROI metrics to leverage. Sample Company is the industry leader of end-to-end methodologies. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. We have come to know that it is better to utilize robustly than to exploit intra-nano-ultra-super-iteravely. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to deliver fiercely. We have come to know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to e-enable magnetically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "e-services" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to facilitate. Sample Company is the industry leader of value-added process management. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the term "value-added". What does the term "sexy" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be open-source, viral or to be distributed? We will rev up our ability to extend without decrementing our capability to embrace. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our cross-media, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time networks and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without TQC, you will lack power shifts.