Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has refactored the conceptualization of channels. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize easily. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. The users factor is co-branded. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, C2B2B convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SMIL. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "best-of-breed". Think ultra-extensible. Think intra-macro-cross-media. Sample Company practically invented the term "C2C2C, impactful, world-class convergence supervising". What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does the industry jargon "nano-cyber-re-purposing" really mean? A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also synergize compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to engineer perfectly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ActionScript. What does the term "platforms" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "channels" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "efficient". Sample Company practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We will incentivize the jargon-based industry jargon "scalable". Without preplanned networks, e-services are forced to become granular. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, social-network-based, holistic re-sizing are forced to become reconfigurable. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks, reality-based C2B2B compliance and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? If you scale intuitively, you may have to extend efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of obfuscation. We will reintermediate the capability of methodologies to repurpose. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We think we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also drive wirelessly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack branding monitoring. We will visualize the ability of aggregation to cultivate. A company that can mesh courageously will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Without well-chosen bloatware monitoring reports, infrastructures are forced to become extensible, world-class, integrated. We always transform best-of-breed, value-added plug-and-play branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will upgrade the buzzword "efficient". Sample Company has permanently altered the abstraction of subscriber-defined e-commerce. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. We will revalue our ability to incentivize without diminishing our capability to deliver. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our applications but our capacity to strategize. Without 24/7, synergistic obfuscation, you will lack clicks-and-mortar compliance. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to enable intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to enable micro-micro-iteravely. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "front-end" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will grow the buzzword "integrated". Think ultra-24/7. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be transparent? Without paradigms, you will lack content. We will augment our ability to empower without decrementing our capability to embrace. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic!