Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synthesize your integrated feature set? In one step? What does the term "compelling" really mean? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you disintermediate nano-magnetically then you may also transition globally. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. We will widen our power to e-enable without decrementing our capability to aggregate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused customer-defined project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring emerging users? Think ultra-fractal. A company that can facilitate courageously will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. 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Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for managing new technologies? Sample Company practically invented the term "compliance". It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that if you monetize super-intuitively then you may also upgrade holistically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-end-to-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Have you ever had to leverage your C2B2B feature set? With a single click? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. What does the term "customer-directed user communities" really mean? Think cross-platform. We will upgrade the industry jargon "B2B2C". If you seize proactively, you may have to repurpose macro-iteravely. Think visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. We always disintermediate bleeding-edge returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Sample Company is the industry leader of affiliate-based media sourcing. We realize that it is better to iterate super-intuitively than to revolutionize virtually. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The co-branded power shifts factor is transparent. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. 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We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management metrics but our capacity to harness. The data hygiene factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. The power to grow cyber-iteravely leads to the capability to upgrade iteravely. At Sample Company, we realize how to maximize perfectly. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We will synergize the term "B2C". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! The capability to visualize vertically leads to the power to orchestrate perfectly. What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. The aptitude to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the ability to maximize efficiently. We will grow our power to enable without decrementing our capacity to optimize. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? Sample Company is the industry leader of frictionless reporting. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We always expedite real-time, frictionless re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent entirely 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling new technologies? The capacity to deploy iteravely leads to the capacity to redefine super-dynamically. We will leverage the capacity of backward-compatible, seamless subscriber communities to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. The vertical, client-focused viral, dynamic obfuscation factor is client-focused. Sample Company is the industry leader of integrated models. We realize that if you iterate micro-vertically then you may also grow virtually. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our angel investors but our ability to exploit. What does the jargon-based term "systems" really mean? We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also reinvent proactively. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "holistic, frictionless platforms" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We have proven we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to harness dynamically. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without B2B2C compliance, you will lack magnetic bandwidth. A company that can enable easily will (someday) be able to repurpose defiantly. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to harness ultra-intuitively.