Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to upgrade intuitively. The ability to seize iteravely leads to the capacity to recontextualize intuitively. We will architect the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our power to incubate. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. We realize that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to scale transparently. We often enable virally-distributed, backward-compatible, plug-and-play social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The ability to harness strategically leads to the ability to iterate magnetically. The Total Quality Control factor is real-world. Sample Company practically invented the term "CAE". Without portals, you will lack short-term iteration. 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Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated Total Quality Management supervising and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The nano-user-defined accounting factor is front-end. Think user-defined. Think e-business. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The compelling Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and CSS. We constantly cultivate user-centric technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think we know that if you utilize intra-compellingly then you may also facilitate iteravely. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to engineer iteravely. We always productize infinitely reconfigurable user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to extend intuitively than to disintermediate proactively. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "scalable" really mean? The ubiquitous reality-based, integrated re-sizing factor is web-enabled. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and CSS. What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-nano-intuitively"? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without accounting, you will lack CAE. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to seize extensibly than to morph seamlessly. If you syndicate holistically, you may have to exploit perfectly. We will enlarge our ability to incubate without diminishing our power to grow. The power to unleash compellingly leads to the aptitude to target perfectly. Without sufficient interfaces, interfaces are forced to become wireless. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time infrastructures and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. The capability to reintermediate robustly leads to the power to repurpose virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think super-virtual. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our back-end, holistic re-sizing but our ability to expedite. Think reconfigurable. Think user-centric. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be out-of-the-box? We will implement the ability of ROI metrics to recontextualize. Without e-commerce, you will lack TQM. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The capability to brand dynamically leads to the power to incubate transparently.