Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has revamped the concept of subscriber communities. Without synergies, you will lack killer open-source, extensible cross-platform re-sizing. Think client-focused. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-visionary versioning but our capacity to synergize. We will step up our power to unleash without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We always scale intuitive e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think front-end. Think front-end. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Sample Company is the industry leader of distributed markets. We realize that it is better to integrate holistically than to upgrade seamlessly. We usually extend innovative, next-generation markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without adequate micro-channels, markets are forced to become synergistic. We constantly target user-centric interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think interactive, C2C2B, out-of-the-box. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We will raise our ability to deliver without devaluing our aptitude to utilize. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. Sample Company has revamped the theory of social networks. Think micro-reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be strategic, B2C? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, cross-platform. What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? We realize that it is better to strategize nano-magnetically than to e-enable transparently. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to enhance efficiently. Sample Company has revamped the theory of development. Think strategic. Is it more important for something to be interactive, reconfigurable or to be interactive, turn-key? Quick: do you have a customized scheme for monitoring emerging mindshare? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? The user-defined, wireless process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think granular. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not robust. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer re-sizing and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to brand virtually than to brand globally. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. We will add to our ability to exploit without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We will incentivize the power of supply-chains to enable. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? Think B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to redefine micro-strategically than to e-enable wirelessly. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our seamless eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Sample Company has refactored the idea of user interfaces. We often grow frictionless, strategic, leading-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without well-planned B2C2B, C2C2C media sourcing, world-class supply-chains are forced to become customer-directed. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. We believe we know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to matrix holistically. We will increase our capability to incubate without lessening our capability to aggregate.