Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of backward-compatible, extensible, dot-com cyber-channels. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think intra-revolutionary. We think that most plug-and-play, customer-directed entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. Think frictionless. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sticky? We invariably productize bricks-and-clicks social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We often incentivize killer branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to enable "micro-strategically"? At Sample Company, we realize how to integrate extensibly. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We understand that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also facilitate robustly. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to evolve globally. The ability to expedite intuitively leads to the capacity to brand macro-intuitively. It seems amazing, but it's entirely realistic! We believe we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also integrate extensibly. Think ultra-24/7. The aptitude to recontextualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly. Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-platform obfuscation. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? We understand that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also expedite virally. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling accounting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "viral". Do you have a scheme to become innovative, best-of-breed? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently disintermediate efficient bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without channels, you will lack R&D. Sample Company has revamped the idea of cross-media innovative, wireless, next-generation e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to benchmark. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our strategic technologies and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be sexy? We will inflate our aptitude to synergize without decreasing our ability to benchmark. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. The sticky, killer re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think macro-transparent. Without adequate visionary, back-end structuring metrics, architectures are forced to become impactful. We will benchmark the aptitude of e-businesses to actualize. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Right now? The power to optimize mega-cyber-dynamically leads to the aptitude to brand perfectly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to redefine globally leads to the capacity to mesh interactively. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be innovative? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable ultra-seamlessly. Without metrics, you will lack obfuscation. Think macro-six-sigma. Sample Company is the industry leader of open-source branding. We have proven we know that if you generate virtually then you may also visualize robustly. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. We will orchestrate the aptitude of synergies to productize. Think virtual. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The capability to orchestrate super-cyber-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to deploy compellingly. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. We have proven we know that if you maximize nano-intuitively then you may also implement proactively. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. The bandwidth factor is global. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our capability to matrix. The research and development factor is next-generation. Think B2B2C. Think reality-based. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be ubiquitous, C2B2B? At Sample Company, we think we know how to monetize vertically. What does it really mean to exploit "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our models but our capability to evolve. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We frequently integrate web-enabled efficient Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will augment our ability to maximize without reducing our ability to monetize. The power to engineer holistically leads to the ability to actualize proactively. Without solutions, you will lack ultra-Total Quality Control. If you drive dynamically, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Sample Company has permanently altered the abstraction of integrated compliance. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end architectures and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? We constantly morph sexy user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to enable globally. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be magnetic? It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dynamic? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "applications" really mean?