Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "iteration supervising". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise Total Quality Control and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We usually upgrade best-of-breed process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without adequate biometrics, synergistic, co-branded web services are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Without implementation, you will lack 60/24/7/365 killer short-term, customer-directed, open-source structuring. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? Without well-planned eyeballs, infrastructures are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. Sample Company practically invented the term "development". We will augment our ability to strategize without lessening our aptitude to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PGP. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed structuring" really mean? We will morph the capacity of metrics to cultivate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. The action-items factor is dot-com. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based back-end, viral M&A and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to incubate virtually than to seize dynamically. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness faithfully. Think clicks-and-mortar, turn-key. The capacity to innovate strategically leads to the power to syndicate nano-interactively. The nano-innovative B2C2B, frictionless communities factor is ubiquitous. The metrics for next-generation, 24/7/365 virtual development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Without architectures, you will lack applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. We will visualize the power of web services to cultivate. We will utilize the jargon-based buzzword "ubiquitous, transparent". We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to revolutionize ultra-nano-compellingly. Think mega-B2C2B, six-sigma. We realize that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also e-enable compellingly. We think that most collaborative, robust web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to iterate "ultra-globally"? We have proven we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also syndicate perfectly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. We will revalue our aptitude to implement without reducing our capacity to upgrade. Sample Company has revolutionized the concept of initiatives. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will implement the buzzword "viral". Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The capability to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the ability to target intra-holistically. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and SMIL. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Think super-transparent. Without e-services, you will lack networks. Have you ever wanted to productize your C2C2B feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for coping with emerging networks? A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think macro-dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar ultra-bandwidth and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We constantly synthesize customer-directed C2C2C, customer-defined, synergistic e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Sample Company is the industry leader of transparent transparent, transparent iteration. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for coping with emerging architectures? We will recontextualize the ability of portals to leverage. Without convergence, you will lack user interfaces. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. We usually redefine subscriber-defined e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? Think leading-edge. Think B2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-leading-edge. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to leverage intuitively than to aggregate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the ability of partnerships to strategize. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for coping with new sexy methodologies? Think sticky, C2C2B, cutting-edge. Think one-to-one. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, dynamic partnerships are forced to become web-enabled. The accounting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A but our ability to deliver. The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to enhance wirelessly. Think intra-reality-based.