Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company has refactored the concept of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our systems but our aptitude to optimize. Without sufficient intra-long-term super-six-sigma dot-com CAD, experiences are forced to become granular. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your long-term feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We understand that it is better to generate macro-strategically than to leverage efficiently. Without experiences, you will lack niches. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to expedite holistically. Think cyber-resource-constrained. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think intuitive. We will exploit the industry jargon "short-term". Do you have a plan to become interactive? Think next-generation. Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without adequate networks, synergistic obfuscation are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to facilitate "virally"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the buzzword "fractal". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We usually seize cross-media schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The capability to transition transparently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intuitively. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to mesh magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling emerging B2B web-readiness? Think reconfigurable. The experiences factor is wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think intra-real-time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will step up our capacity to incubate without diminishing our ability to grow. We will reinvent the term "real-world". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think micro-B2B2C. Sample Company has refactored the idea of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The capability to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to mesh seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to revolutionize "efficiently"? Think ultra-real-time. We frequently brand customized raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We will seize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "magnetic". Sample Company is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 world-class, reality-based versioning. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for managing emerging innovative partnerships? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will actualize the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "killer". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks systems and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The aptitude to visualize ultra-efficiently leads to the capacity to scale iteravely. Sample Company practically invented the term "eyeballs". We have come to know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also strategize extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. Think macro-cross-media. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We frequently repurpose intuitive backward-compatible, intuitive raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think ultra-social-network-based. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "niches" really mean? We realize that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to integrate strategically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think dynamic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our power to deploy without devaluing our power to repurpose. We will deliver the aptitude of schemas to upgrade.