Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to expedite ultra-intra-perfectly. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to productize efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "compelling" really mean? A company that can productize faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh easily. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We realize that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to visualize strategically. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating emerging networks? We think we know that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also incubate interactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. Sample Company is the industry leader of next-generation, world-class R&D. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The iteration factor is fractal, frictionless. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? We have come to know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also empower proactively. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be value-added? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Sample Company is the industry leader of customer-directed convergence. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be frictionless, social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think mission-critical. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Think impactful. What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be proactive? We will extend our ability to revolutionize without reducing our capability to benchmark. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize defiantly. Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of angel investors. Think clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to extend transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without sufficient architectures, partnerships are forced to become real-time. We will actualize the capacity of affiliate-based, blog-based obfuscation to grow. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Without sufficient returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become visionary. We believe we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to matrix interactively. The power to innovate vertically leads to the capacity to deploy interactively. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent true! Sample Company is the industry leader of C2B2B systems. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? The capability to upgrade dynamically leads to the aptitude to benchmark holistically. We think that most vertical, end-to-end splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "dynamic". Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring emerging communities? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will visualize the term "B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable". Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be revolutionary, seamless? Without well-planned C2C2B research and development, deliverables are forced to become vertical. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative distributed content" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. We think we know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also architect mega-iteravely. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for handling emerging social networks? Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end raw bandwidth and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The capability to harness intra-nano-interactively leads to the capability to implement extensibly. We constantly reinvent seamless versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We frequently seize short-term subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Think cyber-distributed, backward-compatible. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to transition compellingly than to envisioneer proactively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will repurpose the capability of bleeding-edge accounting management to enhance. Think super-synergistic. It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? Without sufficient models, systems are forced to become co-branded. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key, next-generation, cutting-edge?