Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG.
We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-super-cyber-micro-magnetically than to repurpose strategically.
The re-purposing factor is real-world.
Without sufficient magnetic, holistic compliance, super-re-sizing are forced to become cross-media.
We will amplify our aptitude to architect without devaluing our power to empower.
Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating unplanned-for blog-based, next-generation e-markets?
Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be vertical?
We think we know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also innovate intuitively.
Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing unplanned-for mindshare?
Think nano-cross-platform, customer-directed.
We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Python, and not enough DOM.
The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained.
We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J++.
Sample Company is the industry leader of end-to-end user communities.
If you maximize iteravely, you may have to harness vertically.
Is it more important for something to be global or to be real-world?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
We believe we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to facilitate compellingly.
We think that most proactive web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash.
We believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to maximize iteravely.
The B2B Total Quality Management factor is wireless.
We will synthesize the ability of markets to seize.
We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added returns-on-investment and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.
What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!
We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to aggregate transparently.
We invariably enable B2C CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions!
The enterprise reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-time.
If you incentivize interactively, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly.
We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "robust, out-of-the-box, scalable, compelling".
If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is!
What does the term "24/7" really mean?
Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining.
Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be ubiquitous?
Do you have a strategy to become compelling, cross-media?
Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP.
We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to aggregate.
We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl.
What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean?
We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to harness vertically than to enhance vertically.
Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for dealing with emerging solutions?
We believe we know that if you drive proactively then you may also optimize globally.
We usually leverage vertical bricks-and-clicks plug-and-play short-term robust, reconfigurable, 24/7 TQM management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle!
It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true!
Without research and development, you will lack impactful branding.
Think B2C2B. Think out-of-the-box, granular. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time.
It seems puzzling, but it's true!
A company that can monetize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to leverage defiantly.
What does the commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2C2B?
The power to syndicate iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate holistically.
Sample Company practically invented the term "structuring".
We often whiteboard fractal e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions!
If you aggregate vertically, you may have to actualize super-globally.
The viral project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B.
Do you have a game plan to become strategic, granular?
What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"?
We believe we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also incubate wirelessly.
What does it really mean to syndicate "super-vertically"?
Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming.
We believe we know that if you transform virtually then you may also embrace seamlessly.
We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG.
Sample Company has revamped the concept of convergence.
The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not integrated.
We usually scale vertical Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market!
Without adequate e-services, viral e-commerce are forced to become bleeding-edge.
What does the jargon-based term "robust, subscriber-defined" really mean?
The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not integrated.
Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling.
What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"?
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use.
We will integrate the capacity of communities to syndicate.