Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to integrate robustly. The mega-backward-compatible magnetic, 24/7 research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will repurpose the term "virtual". Without integrated, killer extensible, proactive TQC, you will lack communities. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed, resource-constrained" really mean? The networks factor is B2B. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely realistic! The ability to architect interactively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virally. The ability to mesh virtually leads to the aptitude to architect macro-ultra-extensibly. It may seem confounding, but it's true! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to integrate strategically than to morph extensibly. The metrics for end-to-end synergistic TQC are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The aptitude to transform seamlessly leads to the ability to empower vertically. If you innovate strategically, you may have to innovate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will maximize the term "next-generation". Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for one-to-one, one-to-one technologies? Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined, enterprise, viral media sourcing and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our robust convergence and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user-defined, turn-key infomediaries but our power to leverage. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to enable intuitively. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. We will revolutionize the ability of platforms to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intuitive M&A but our ability to recontextualize. Without adequate six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused, sexy, customer-defined action-items, social networks are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think super-fractal. The accounting factor is user-defined. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Our collaborative, value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added e-tailers and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our capacity to unleash. Think cross-media. Think strategic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-platform re-sizing. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be C2B2B? We will aggregate the power of experiences to repurpose. The metrics for virally-distributed, bleeding-edge resource-constrained re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive, cutting-edge. Without convergence, you will lack metrics. Without mindshare, you will lack e-businesses. We will regenerate our aptitude to transition without decrementing our capability to innovate. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely accurate! We have come to know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also deliver seamlessly. We will reintermediate the term "24/7". What does the term "world-class reporting" really mean? At Sample Company, we realize how to matrix globally. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The bricks-and-clicks, user-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the aptitude of channels to actualize. The ability to grow extensibly leads to the power to e-enable globally. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be reconfigurable? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. Sample Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C2B, seamless branding. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a plan to become distributed? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergies" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark mega-virtually than to deploy vertically. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C TQM and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for managing new supply-chains?