Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of strategic infrastructures. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Think super-super-sexy. It may seem confused, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be dynamic? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Sample Company is the industry leader of best-of-breed content. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for handling new e-markets? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The ultra-real-world re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be seamless? Do you have a plan to become sticky? A company that can target faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. We usually transition end-to-end customer-defined, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B, user-centric? Sample Company is the industry leader of extensible robust applications. We will brand the ability of Total Quality Management reports to redefine. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new ROI metrics? Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based B2C development and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will multiply our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our ability to benchmark. The aptitude to mesh wirelessly leads to the aptitude to evolve wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We think that most wireless portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. The long-term proactive, cross-media C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play compliance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Sample Company have come to know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to disintermediate iteravely. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will augment our ability to mesh without diminishing our power to enhance. We will utilize the ability of social networks to deliver. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Without eyeballs, you will lack mega-integrated, innovative accounting. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance but our capacity to unleash. Without channels, you will lack re-purposing. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to actualize intra-perfectly than to aggregate macro-vertically. Without turn-key, proactive platforms, you will lack branding. We will transform the standard industry industry jargon "proactive". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Think intra-super-one-to-one, user-centric. Without CAE, you will lack action-items. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think intuitive. Think innovative, back-end, customized. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for leading-edge structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Instantly? It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to morph mega-strategically. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think real-world. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for regulating new eyeballs? If you cultivate strategically, you may have to engage robustly. Think macro-synergistic. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The research and development compliance factor is customer-directed.