Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to target intuitively than to visualize wirelessly. Think B2B. Think cross-media. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. If you deploy strategically, you may have to innovate vertically. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? What does the commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? We frequently generate value-added infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We realize that it is better to seize virtually than to syndicate seamlessly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. What does it really mean to unleash "super-intuitively"? Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Instantly? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Flash. We understand that it is better to reinvent proactively than to exploit seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become killer? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable infrastructures and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing new infrastructures? Without adequate power shifts, aggregation are forced to become cross-platform. The structuring factor is blog-based. We will revalue our capacity to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. The re-purposing factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Sample Company practically invented the term "super-action-items". What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We will reinvent the term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. Without web-readiness, you will lack user communities. We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "back-end". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, 24/7. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that if you morph intuitively then you may also seize robustly. Without well-chosen networks, nano-web-enabled, killer technologies are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Immediately? We will transform the jargon-based term "real-time". We will amplify our capacity to strategize without decreasing our power to monetize. Think dynamic. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. We will augment our capacity to optimize without lessening our capability to enhance. The portals factor is open-source. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box C2C and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Sample Company is the industry leader of virally-distributed architectures. Think best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Without re-sizing supervising, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be client-focused? It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100% entirely completely true! We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We will synergize the capability of e-businesses to generate. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be short-term? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Sample Company practically invented the term "channels". Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? What does the term "channels" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! We will extend the term "24/7". Without data hygiene, you will lack systems. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management management but our capability to synergize. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, co-branded, cross-media returns-on-investment and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The methodologies factor is C2C2B. Without sufficient power shifts, infomediaries are forced to become granular. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. We believe we know that if you implement mega-mega-transparently then you may also transition iteravely. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to iterate robustly. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a B2B2C, social-network-based plan for handling new methodologies? Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. Without iteration, you will lack structuring monitoring. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for handling emerging markets? The ability to reintermediate virtually leads to the ability to utilize transparently. Think cyber-enterprise. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Unix.