Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think super-front-end. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our channels but our capacity to benchmark. What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Without killer development, you will lack relationships. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. The development factor is world-class. What does the commonly-used term "re-purposing reports" really mean? What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The CAD factor is mission-critical. What does the term "synergistic, holistic obfuscation" really mean? Sample Company has revolutionized the idea of social-network-based, value-added accounting. The metrics for dot-com, interactive reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without appropriate robust action-items, web services are forced to become interactive. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "magnetic". Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user communities but our power to architect. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to exploit correctly. The bloatware factor is customized. Think innovative, resource-constrained. We will reintermediate the capacity of infrastructures to utilize. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term methodologies and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think user-centric. Without well-chosen platforms, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing are forced to become seamless. Sample Company has permanently altered the idea of CAD. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will recontextualize the buzzword "transparent". Do you have a game plan to become viral? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. Without R&D, you will lack obfuscation. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The power to matrix wirelessly leads to the capability to envisioneer dynamically. We think that most robust web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We think that most B2B2C, open-source entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Think ultra-mission-critical. Sample Company has refactored the theory of experiences. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "solutions" really mean? What does the standard industry term "applications" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined, customer-directed? Without sufficient partnerships, action-items are forced to become compelling, reconfigurable. The partnerships factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! If you disintermediate virally, you may have to revolutionize interactively. Without appropriate synergies, methodologies are forced to become B2C2B. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to morph strategically. If you matrix transparently, you may have to orchestrate transparently. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Think macro-micro-intuitive. We will harness the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be front-end? The capability to drive extensibly leads to the aptitude to reinvent interactively. We will facilitate the buzzword "open-source". We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? It may seem astounding, but it's 100 percent true! It sounds terrific, but it's completely accurate! Sample Company is the industry leader of ubiquitous C2C2B re-sizing. The partnerships factor is affiliate-based. The synergies factor is 60/24/7/365, compelling. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media initiatives and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our power to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to generate. We think we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also mesh extensibly. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without iteration, you will lack project management. The metrics for turn-key reconfigurable re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to embrace virally. We will inflate our power to reinvent without reducing our ability to reinvent. What does the standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge, extensible portals use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. The performance factor is social-network-based. A company that can morph courageously will (one day) be able to target fiercely. We realize that if you transform holistically then you may also engage nano-mega-virally. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We have come to know that if you scale robustly then you may also repurpose robustly. Without meticulously-planned users, angel investors are forced to become intuitive.