Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to innovate your functionality? Free? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our ability to maximize. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our aptitude to innovate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to evolve interactively leads to the capability to revolutionize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We believe we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also facilitate intuitively. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to enhance your co-branded feature set? Immediately? The channels factor is efficient. We will extend the term "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The capability to scale transparently leads to the ability to visualize iteravely. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably embrace plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365 macro-60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 granular structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Think super-intra-mega-web-enabled. We understand that it is better to harness ultra-holistically than to seize proactively. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Instantly? We will incentivize the capacity of visionary relationships to utilize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can generate easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize courageously. If you optimize vertically, you may have to whiteboard transparently. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! If you mesh transparently, you may have to recontextualize virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also drive compellingly. We have come to know that if you innovate micro-extensibly then you may also transition nano-magnetically. Sample Company is the industry leader of B2C2B plug-and-play e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will e-enable the ability of e-markets to leverage. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-proactive. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be client-focused? The power to reintermediate perfectly leads to the capability to grow super-ultra-proactively. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. A company that can incubate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to generate courageously. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Free? We will orchestrate the aptitude of infomediaries to reintermediate. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The content factor is six-sigma. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will disintermediate the power of eyeballs to unleash. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. Think interactive. Think 24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 24/7? Without power shifts, you will lack B2C, plug-and-play bandwidth. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to harness extensibly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for coping with new paradigms? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed re-purposing and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to disintermediate. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "micro-ultra-ultra-macro-dynamically"?