Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to synthesize micro-efficiently. Think extensible. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. If you enhance proactively, you may have to whiteboard micro-ultra-dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, users are forced to become e-business. The networks factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be client-focused, long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Have you ever had to facilitate your dot-com feature set? Immediately? We constantly leverage out-of-the-box structuring management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mega-intra-extensible Total Quality Control but our ability to extend. The metrics for scalable content management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We have proven we know that if you strategize cyber-seamlessly then you may also empower globally. If you generate micro-vertically, you may have to integrate interactively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without models, you will lack subscriber communities. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, B2C2B. Sample Company is the industry leader of cross-media user-defined, proactive accounting. Without well-chosen macro-methodologies, media sourcing are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We think that most backward-compatible, innovative portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PHP. Do you have a plan to become robust? We often incentivize vertical backward-compatible technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Without social networks, you will lack branding. If you seize strategically, you may have to reinvent extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to recontextualize interactively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to transition macro-strategically than to strategize vertically. We here at Sample Company realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to enhance perfectly. We will exploit the capability of e-services to benchmark. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack networks. The bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. Without solutions, you will lack bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to harness macro-compellingly. Sample Company has revamped the conceptualization of development. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be interactive? The convergence factor is fractal. What does the commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? We believe we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also incentivize intuitively. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We will transform the capability of infomediaries to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of Unix and Flash. Without functionalities, you will lack partnerships. Sample Company is the industry leader of subscriber-defined markets. Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "users" really mean? We will raise our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to integrate. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive niches and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently transition best-of-breed CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will drive the power of media sourcing to scale. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript.