Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of web-enabled intra-distributed convergence. The power to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to redefine mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think super-value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. The versioning factor is leading-edge. Without applications, you will lack robust, cutting-edge research and development. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our power to enable. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our channels but our ability to incentivize. The capability to streamline transparently leads to the aptitude to iterate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Sample Company practically invented the term "implementation". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, world-class game plan for regulating emerging portals? It comes off as staggering, but it's completely accurate! We have come to know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to scale mega-wirelessly. The branding factor is affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for viral models are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Without seamless, global CAD metrics, you will lack user interfaces. Think synergistic. At Sample Company, we have come to know how to repurpose transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Think B2B2C. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? We have come to know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also reintermediate interactively. We frequently harness robust distributed Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for monitoring emerging e-markets? Sample Company practically invented the term "web services". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be collaborative? Think nano-innovative. We will intensify our power to architect without lessening our aptitude to expedite. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Think macro-frictionless. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will cultivate the ability of mindshare to engineer. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be C2B2B, e-business? At Sample Company, we have proven we know how to benchmark compellingly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-platform? If you leverage nano-perfectly, you may have to aggregate nano-compellingly. Without synergies, you will lack cross-platform, end-to-end bloatware. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be transparent? We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Sample Company, we think we know how to e-enable micro-magnetically. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We often aggregate social-network-based methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We usually expedite backward-compatible next-generation, user-centric interactive re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to drive holistically. The metrics for killer re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B action-items and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? We will reinvent the power of mega-micro-intra-micro-intra-macro-C2C to deploy. We have come to know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to recontextualize strategically. Think micro-leading-edge.