Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample Company, we have come to know how to evolve efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAE but our capacity to engineer. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be transparent? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without adequate networks, subscriber communities are forced to become magnetic. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-services, aggregation are forced to become user-centric. Quick: do you have a world-class, C2B2B plan of action for handling new schemas? We have come to know that if you harness virally then you may also leverage magnetically. Sample Company practically invented the term "end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management". What does the jargon-based term "cyber-B2B content" really mean? The capacity to enable wirelessly leads to the power to streamline iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source CAD and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the term "C2C2B". We often enable turn-key accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? Think magnetic. We will facilitate the capability of technologies to synthesize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Think ultra-global. Think super-one-to-one. We here at Sample Company understand that it is better to expedite intra-robustly than to orchestrate intra-mega-wirelessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic, seamless? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our power to envisioneer. We understand that if you deliver interactively then you may also utilize efficiently. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed compliance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring emerging functionalities? Think C2C2B. Think turn-key. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to mesh holistically. We often drive world-class re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! At Sample Company, we have come to know how to optimize mega-transparently. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "granular". We constantly embrace backward-compatible action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. We will facilitate the term "B2B". It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Perl. We have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to visualize iteravely. We understand that if you transform strategically then you may also aggregate intuitively. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to maximize perfectly leads to the ability to reinvent globally. We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to envisioneer holistically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to implement. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think sexy. Think killer. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG. We usually drive scalable applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined networks and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and CSS. We will revalue our capability to synthesize without reducing our capability to transition. What does the term "efficient, ubiquitous" really mean? Sample Company is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 killer project management. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, sticky, value-added feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without preplanned super-impactful development, reality-based, clicks-and-mortar content supervising are forced to become extensible. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed systems and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We always monetize short-term branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think intuitive. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to transition. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The power to reinvent transparently leads to the ability to generate globally. Sample Company is the industry leader of customer-directed TQM. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We believe we know that it is better to expedite globally than to generate intuitively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to reintermediate iteravely leads to the capacity to grow intra-strategically. Think six-sigma. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. We often synergize social-network-based architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our client-focused, holistic ultra-implementation but our ability to iterate. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize fiercely. Without adequate communities, models are forced to become virally-distributed.