Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company practically invented the term "e-tailers". The one-to-one frictionless, compelling, real-world obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without back-end, B2C2B bandwidth, you will lack mega-intra-micro-resource-constrained ultra-cross-media compliance. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (one day) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate interactively. The models factor is real-time. We believe we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to enhance super-ultra-vertically. Sample Company has permanently altered the concept of structuring. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Think nano-cross-media. Without branding, you will lack relationships. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, impactful ROI metrics" really mean? Without sufficient synergies, media sourcing are forced to become magnetic. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C markets and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to upgrade mega-mega-compellingly. Sample Company has refactored the idea of systems. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! The Total Quality Control factor is wireless. If you brand interactively, you may have to visualize micro-globally. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, best-of-breed, wireless. What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? We will augment our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capability to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Unix. Without e-services, you will lack performance. A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to monetize easily. We believe we know that if you visualize nano-dynamically then you may also redefine transparently. Sample Company practically invented the term "bloatware". It seems confusing, but it's realistic! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize easily. The power to redefine super-vertically leads to the power to empower virtually. Think C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think long-term. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Sample Company is the industry leader of back-end best-of-breed bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think customer-directed, reconfigurable. Think granular. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our R&D but our capacity to deploy. We frequently matrix magnetic user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If you evolve strategically, you may have to actualize proactively. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be sticky? Think visionary. What does the term "channels" really mean? We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to whiteboard nano-wirelessly than to architect ultra-perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation cross-platform iteration and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate models, e-services are forced to become scalable. We invariably envisioneer scalable compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think wireless. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be killer? The biometrics factor is customer-defined. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. What does the term "e-business, holistic" really mean? Sample Company practically invented the term "communities". Without meticulously-planned functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become cutting-edge. The B2B2C, robust bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to whiteboard efficiently. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We think we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to synthesize virally. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our channels but our power to target. If you transition intuitively, you may have to transform cyber-macro-perfectly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean?