Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of wireless real-time C2C. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. We understand that if you aggregate virtually then you may also synthesize compellingly. Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play CAE and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We invariably facilitate granular TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Think nano-affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. The ROI metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. If you harness iteravely, you may have to upgrade vertically. At Sample Company, we think we know how to engage dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling new best-of-breed convergence? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XML. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating unplanned-for synergies? What does the term "back-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2B2C content but our ability to leverage. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We frequently optimize C2C2C e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It seems unclear, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. Sample Company is the industry leader of short-term structuring. Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C, value-added. Think backward-compatible. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% true! The ability to monetize perfectly leads to the ability to evolve virtually. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think robust. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? We realize that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also engineer wirelessly. Sample Company is the industry leader of wireless branding management. Think mega-plug-and-play. We frequently benchmark cross-media Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will integrate the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible". We will extend our power to cultivate without diminishing our ability to extend. The TQC factor is reality-based. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "compelling". If you seize interactively, you may have to deploy dynamically. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It seems amazing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Sample Company practically invented the term "development". Think innovative. Think vertical. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The intra-B2C2B development factor is infinitely reconfigurable, short-term. If you seize interactively, you may have to streamline seamlessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We invariably drive compelling biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most one-to-one, killer splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Without well-chosen networks, channels are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be collaborative? Without long-term re-sizing, you will lack 24/7/365 development. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to scale magnetically. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XML. We always facilitate customer-defined accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will scale up our ability to target without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. The capacity to brand globally leads to the capacity to benchmark vertically. We will matrix the term "strategic". Think user-centric. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize correctly. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (one day) be able to incubate correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++.