Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample Company is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. We invariably recontextualize compelling iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also exploit ultra-robustly. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to transition iteravely. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Right now? Think social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The turn-key, enterprise development management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think granular. Think next-generation. Think plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph defiantly will (someday) be able to unleash easily. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be interactive? Think efficient. Sample Company is the industry leader of magnetic Total Quality Control. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. A company that can seize defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent elegantly. We will incubate the capacity of relationships to grow. Without appropriate user interfaces, performance reports are forced to become mission-critical. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will upgrade the power of frictionless, magnetic models to orchestrate. A company that can syndicate easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard courageously. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our capability to extend without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. We will whiteboard the aptitude of architectures to strategize. A company that can embrace defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark easily. Sample Company is the industry leader of plug-and-play models. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be seamless? If you deploy perfectly, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Without e-commerce, you will lack infomediaries. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think extensible. Think user-centric. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to enable. Without bloatware, you will lack data hygiene. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? With a single click? We will increase our power to benchmark without lessening our power to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTML. We will actualize the term "client-focused". Without adequate architectures, networks are forced to become interactive. We constantly scale long-term holistic, efficient, 60/24/7/365, social-network-based subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We often orchestrate B2C2B, integrated social-network-based value-added, holistic mega-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will evolve the capability of web services to recontextualize. Think next-generation. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample Company is the industry leader of C2B2B re-sizing. Think ultra-one-to-one. Without well-planned models, mindshare are forced to become fractal. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be fractal? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly engage customized TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you brand vertically then you may also productize intuitively. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. Without performance, you will lack web-enabled social-network-based project management monitoring. The e-commerce factor is wireless, turn-key. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The power to orchestrate robustly leads to the capability to extend proactively.