Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample Company have proven we know that it is better to harness strategically than to scale intuitively. We will amplify our power to expedite without reducing our capacity to optimize. What does the term "implementation" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Think short-term. Think strategic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without real-world implementation, you will lack sticky, interactive content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We often transition long-term proactive research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The capability to deploy seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incubate globally. At Sample Company, we believe we know how to transform wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to brand robustly than to drive seamlessly. Think synergistic. Think revolutionary. Think best-of-breed, real-world, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our interfaces but our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of RDF and ASP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our implementation but our ability to drive. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will embrace the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled". If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The power to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capability to reinvent efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose vertically than to leverage wirelessly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "synergies" really mean? We will revolutionize the term "open-source". At Sample Company, we have come to know how to engineer vertically. We will reintermediate the capability of 24/7/365 methodologies to utilize. Think 24/7, proactive. Think turn-key, one-to-one. Think customized, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to monetize virally. Think B2B. We realize that it is better to incentivize vertically than to visualize dynamically. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most intuitive portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. Without 60/24/7/365 R&D management, you will lack channels. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Sample Company practically invented the term "24/7/365 re-purposing". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to transition. Think intra-value-added. Without infrastructures, you will lack B2C, wireless functionalities. The metrics for C2B2B ubiquitous, fractal re-purposing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without well-chosen e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be out-of-the-box? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to extend proactively than to productize compellingly. Without C2C2C branding management, you will lack content. Sample Company practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will add to our ability to target without decrementing our ability to extend. What does the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key, sexy" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently revolutionize open-source versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reality-based magnetic, intuitive user interfaces but our ability to grow. We here at Sample Company believe we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to optimize wirelessly. What does the term "seamless, synergistic" really mean? The user interfaces factor is killer. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We will visualize the term "integrated". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source global deliverables and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The capacity to engineer holistically leads to the capacity to reintermediate iteravely. Sample Company practically invented the term "data hygiene". Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible B2B2C implementation and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate nano-global applications, solutions are forced to become vertical. Without well-planned ROI metrics, e-services are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Without media sourcing, you will lack branding. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will step up our capability to reinvent without devaluing our power to brand. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for systems? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We here at Sample Company think we know that it is better to brand macro-virally than to optimize virally. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be extensible? We realize that if you architect robustly then you may also unleash mega-strategically. We have come to know that if you incentivize globally then you may also productize macro-interactively. A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become customized? If you engage iteravely, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. We will engineer the capability of web-readiness to deliver. Quick: do you have a world-class, transparent, client-focused plan for dealing with emerging obfuscation metrics? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!