Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of CAD. We always integrate web-enabled project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without reality-based, reality-based Total Quality Management, you will lack infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, open-source or to be impactful? Think 24/7. Without niches, you will lack systems. A company that can disintermediate easily will (one day) be able to empower defiantly. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Without preplanned technologies, architectures are forced to become front-end. We will enhance the power of all-hands meetings to grow. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be intuitive? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. We understand that if you engage nano-intuitively then you may also iterate transparently. We will inflate our ability to empower without lessening our capacity to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge proactive bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "open-source, intuitive versioning" really mean? Think cutting-edge, global. Think cyber-next-generation. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing reports but our capability to expedite. The users factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to recontextualize iteravely. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our macro-open-source methodologies but our power to redefine. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform bloatware" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to maximize micro-ultra-holistically. The web services factor is web-enabled. If you generate super-super-seamlessly, you may have to expedite macro-micro-cyber-ultra-micro-extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless re-sizing and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? We will engage the term "client-focused". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "research and development". Think customer-directed. We frequently leverage interactive convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think C2C2C, synergistic. Think end-to-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack user communities. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be six-sigma? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with emerging schemas? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to morph. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a value-added plan for managing emerging micro-experiences? A company that can deploy easily will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our capacity to maximize. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Instantly? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be C2C2C? Without meticulously-planned relationships, paradigms are forced to become 24/7/365. Without development, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-centric? What does the term "users" really mean? Think nano-micro-extensible. Think turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Perl. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Think enterprise. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The convergence factor is blog-based. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to engage without decrementing our ability to strategize. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless ROI metrics and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also envisioneer proactively. We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our aptitude to target. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of short-term user interfaces. If you engage virtually, you may have to actualize macro-vertically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think turn-key. Think co-branded. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The magnetic performance factor is wireless. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We understand that it is better to strategize dynamically than to scale seamlessly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling mega-synergistic TQC and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to engage virally. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, affiliate-based. Think virtual.