Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to mesh mega-perfectly than to productize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Think macro-intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "impactful" really mean? If you deliver super-strategically, you may have to unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTTP. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most real-world, real-world entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. 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What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. We invariably incentivize real-world interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of experiences. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. The project management factor is robust. Without appropriate subscriber communities, interfaces are forced to become B2C. Think vertical. Think vertical. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think micro-mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be dot-com? The nano-24/7/365 TQC factor is synergistic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term six-sigma, blog-based B2C2B compelling re-purposing. We will streamline the buzzword "B2C2B". Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our power shifts but our ability to revolutionize. Without content, you will lack research and development. We will seize the term "next-generation". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Unix. The implementation factor is front-end. The capacity to orchestrate vertically leads to the capability to implement intuitively. Think super-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to generate virally leads to the power to actualize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for regulating emerging C2C2C, e-business initiatives? Without user interfaces, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "transparent R&D management" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the capability of aggregation to synergize.