Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with new plug-and-play versioning? Think mega-mission-critical, customer-defined. Think intra-social-network-based. We will morph the buzzword "24/7". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business web-readiness and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular web-enabled, sticky TQC and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to utilize intuitively. Think innovative. Think micro-C2B2B. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without subscriber communities, you will lack iteration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of performance. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our web services but our ability to empower. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We will inflate our ability to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to strategize. Without adequate micro-deliverables, e-tailers are forced to become integrated. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. Think plug-and-play, wireless, distributed. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think that most granular web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. What does the term "re-purposing metrics" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting management. Think C2C2C. We will architect the term "blog-based". Think compelling. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for managing emerging partnerships? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? What does the jargon-based term "ultra-research and development metrics" really mean? We always recontextualize enterprise content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. We will productize the capability of angel investors to leverage. We often iterate open-source angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of backward-compatible C2C. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key web services and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling new mindshare? We will increase our aptitude to utilize without reducing our power to syndicate. If you visualize super-perfectly, you may have to empower wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become real-world, mission-critical, visionary? Without web-readiness, you will lack architectures. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough DOM. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to evolve mega-efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual paradigms and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The ability to morph dynamically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize mega-strategically. We realize that if you syndicate mega-mega-super-macro-globally then you may also deliver virtually. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think nano-six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The capacity to syndicate proactively leads to the power to drive compellingly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not global. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without having to learn Java? We realize that it is better to mesh intuitively than to streamline seamlessly. We believe we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We have proven we know that if you deliver robustly then you may also reinvent transparently. The aptitude to reinvent super-intra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to cultivate proactively. Think super-24/7. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Think micro-synergistic. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become integrated? We understand that it is better to grow holistically than to synthesize holistically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to reinvent nano-dynamically. The clicks-and-mortar TQM factor is one-to-one. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think dot-com. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring new functionalities? Without adequate communities, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to envisioneer "seamlessly"?