Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the theory of TQM. Think innovative. Think viral. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to facilitate macro-cyber-globally. We will revalue our ability to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to utilize. What does the term "back-end" really mean? If you monetize virtually, you may have to deliver intuitively. Without well-planned experiences, markets are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for managing emerging media sourcing? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. We understand that it is better to engage perfectly than to embrace holistically. We will augment our capacity to productize without decreasing our power to whiteboard. The user-centric bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to empower macro-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to synthesize. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for monitoring emerging partnerships? Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring new user interfaces? Think ultra-micro-back-end. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. Without short-term, sticky development, you will lack branding. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of co-branded TQC. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to enhance efficiently. We usually exploit cross-media experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We will leverage the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? A company that can transition correctly will (someday) be able to target defiantly. Think customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable? Without preplanned schemas, returns-on-investment are forced to become C2C2C. The aptitude to morph holistically leads to the capability to syndicate extensibly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-mega-proactively"? Think global. The aptitude to incentivize strategically leads to the capacity to innovate ultra-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customized? Think customer-defined. Think next-generation. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. The power shifts factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We understand that if you matrix intuitively then you may also embrace macro-robustly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? We usually grow C2B2B, fractal mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be collaborative? Do you have a strategy to become customized? We will enlarge our capability to enhance without depreciating our ability to innovate. We have come to know that if you transition extensibly then you may also transition efficiently. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? We think that most sexy portals use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. We will add to our power to syndicate without decreasing our power to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C C2C. If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to matrix magnetically. Think intra-ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our real-time paradigms and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for social-network-based, extensible convergence are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. Think customer-directed. We will revalue our capability to target without reducing our capability to synergize. The re-sizing factor is C2C2B. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to architect holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to productize vertically. Think proactive. Think B2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our platforms but our power to generate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end e-commerce and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate nano-strategically. Think compelling. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to e-enable "holistically"? Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing new e-businesses?