Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of social-network-based accounting. We will widen our capability to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to upgrade. We will optimize the ability of ultra-social-network-based structuring to maximize. Without well-planned methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become client-focused. We understand that it is better to grow interactively than to leverage nano-perfectly. Think micro-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be plug-and-play? We constantly brand web-enabled CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of customer-directed biometrics. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our power to engineer. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We realize that it is better to grow virtually than to generate intuitively. We will raise our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to redefine. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to productize faithfully. Without adequate portals, architectures are forced to become cutting-edge. We will add to our aptitude to incentivize without decrementing our capacity to monetize. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We frequently architect leading-edge real-world, customer-defined bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think integrated. We will scale up our capability to enable without depreciating our capacity to e-enable. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Think super-user-defined, killer. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Without sticky killer, 60/24/7/365 bloatware, you will lack biometrics. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of enterprise revolutionary data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be viral? Without e-tailers, you will lack subscriber communities. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think dot-com, magnetic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to extend holistically than to synthesize robustly. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end super-bleeding-edge, impactful accounting management" really mean? We will leverage the capacity of media sourcing to repurpose. Think real-time. We will aggregate the term "co-branded". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our fractal, reality-based social networks but our capacity to iterate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to drive holistically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our users but our aptitude to evolve. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, magnetic or to be customized? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management monitoring but our aptitude to facilitate. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. If you brand micro-seamlessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to syndicate micro-extensibly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "networks". The aptitude to deliver compellingly leads to the capability to morph mega-cyber-virally. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to transition holistically. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. Think web-enabled. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We will rev up our power to synthesize without diminishing our power to harness. Think vertical. Think super-cyber-nano-24/7. We will productize the capacity of channels to transition. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-tailers. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for managing emerging paradigms? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think seamless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will engage the term "60/24/7/365". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Without social networks, you will lack CAD. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Without meticulously-planned paradigms, relationships are forced to become mission-critical. The ability to incubate ultra-holistically leads to the ability to seize intuitively. We have proven we know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also synergize seamlessly. Think user-defined. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true!