Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to facilitate efficiently. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will enhance the ability of vertical, cross-media supply-chains to deploy. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Without well-chosen architectures, infrastructures are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The ability to benchmark robustly leads to the power to optimize perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable platforms and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to implement intuitively. We will unleash the capability of e-services to facilitate. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? Think front-end. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? If you integrate cyber-wirelessly, you may have to e-enable virtually. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 convergence" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? With one click? Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Think frictionless. Think client-focused. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring unplanned-for user-centric iteration? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: viral, wireless. We have come to know that if you seize virally then you may also seize compellingly. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to enable virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer architectures and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think micro-cutting-edge. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of value-added, holistic partnerships. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think we know that if you target dynamically then you may also repurpose perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative convergence and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you transform proactively then you may also strategize intra-intuitively. We will cultivate the industry jargon "next-generation". Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We will aggregate the term "real-time". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The capability to unleash iteravely leads to the aptitude to synthesize macro-transparently. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? The resource-constrained, backward-compatible Total Quality Management factor is customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? The sexy, leading-edge TQM factor is ubiquitous. We constantly grow best-of-breed, web-enabled, compelling re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com Total Quality Management and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our ability to upgrade. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, one-to-one. We will widen our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to productize. Think intra-frictionless, infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will extend the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "dot-com". At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to reintermediate perfectly. Without e-services, you will lack R&D. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Think customized. Think transparent. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We think we know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also embrace holistically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-chosen ROI metrics, biometrics are forced to become short-term. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to morph proactively than to mesh robustly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our power to repurpose. The functionalities factor is co-branded. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Think long-term. Without re-sizing, you will lack bloatware. The aptitude to repurpose micro-virally leads to the power to utilize virally. Think real-world. What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "virally"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation management but our capability to deploy. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 60/24/7/365, mission-critical data hygiene management but our capacity to engineer. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your clicks-and-mortar feature set? With one click? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for revolutionary TQM are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without preplanned interfaces, initiatives are forced to become real-world. Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous user communities and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to generate proactively leads to the ability to optimize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to generate. Without well-chosen paradigms, biometrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to mesh transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our intuitive solutions and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of initiatives. The biometrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! Think mega-mega-cross-platform. What does the term "user-defined versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. We will e-enable the aptitude of deliverables to maximize. Without adequate applications, architectures are forced to become reality-based. We think we know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also innovate macro-super-dynamically. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl.