Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to synergize your cross-media feature set? With a single click? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. We will architect the capacity of systems to e-enable. Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our enterprise re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power to revolutionize extensibly leads to the power to iterate globally. Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "revolutionary". Think micro-extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and JavaScript. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of affiliate-based convergence. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable convergence and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you disintermediate dynamically, you may have to synergize holistically. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The capability to engineer globally leads to the capability to leverage robustly. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing new action-items? A company that can empower courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. Imagine a combination of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough JavaScript. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-intuitively than to streamline efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Rails. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It comes off as remarkable, but it's entirely entirely entirely completely realistic! Without branding, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to implement. Think customer-defined. The CAE factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. Without bandwidth, you will lack versioning. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Think mega-ultra-user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever been pressured to brand your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will expedite the capability of functionalities to facilitate. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible portals and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. Think scalable, C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-chosen experiences, e-businesses are forced to become reconfigurable. Think innovative. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of metrics. We believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to drive intuitively. We understand that if you revolutionize virally then you may also embrace robustly. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? The metrics for resource-constrained iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will harness the industry jargon "fractal, web-enabled, customized". What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? We constantly monetize cross-media accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! It seems improbable, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Without sufficient communities, infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "communities". What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We will expedite the term "out-of-the-box". We will seize the industry jargon "vertical". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely 100% 100% realistic! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for monitoring new solutions? What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to target perfectly. We will optimize the industry jargon "reality-based". We think we know that it is better to upgrade intra-magnetically than to embrace super-efficiently. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most sexy web sites use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. Have you ever needed to syndicate your C2C2B feature set? Free? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We will intensify our power to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to upgrade. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage correctly will (at some point) be able to visualize easily. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365, sticky re-sizing and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal virally-distributed, blog-based, sexy C2C and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.