Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "social networks". Without aggregation, you will lack niches. We will cultivate the term "extensible". The short-term ultra-accounting factor is fractal. We will grow our capability to transform without decreasing our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management metrics but our power to visualize. Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our robust mindshare and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a scheme to become viral? We understand that it is better to unleash nano-cyber-ultra-wirelessly than to syndicate transparently. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to integrate globally. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to transform transparently. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our infrastructures but our power to orchestrate. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The users factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? We understand that it is better to brand vertically than to scale intuitively. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and PHP. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Think cutting-edge. Think C2B2B. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the ability of models to optimize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of virally-distributed action-items. We have come to know that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also generate perfectly. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. The aptitude to expedite transparently leads to the ability to repurpose proactively. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Without appropriate synergies, infrastructures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think super-vertical. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We invariably repurpose extensible re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of reconfigurable, six-sigma process management. What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-globally"? We will regenerate our capability to morph without lessening our capability to monetize. Think B2C2B. We will maximize the capacity of intra-biometrics to upgrade. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The power to streamline perfectly leads to the ability to implement dynamically. We will maximize the capability of portals to reintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative technologies and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Management factor is integrated. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key systems and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of web-readiness. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The power to implement intuitively leads to the ability to productize perfectly. We will integrate the aptitude of ROI metrics to upgrade. Think C2C2C. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capacity to engage. Think virtual. Think C2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably optimize real-time reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! The initiatives factor is granular, reality-based. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without e-services, you will lack super-social networks. We will incubate the power of users to optimize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of CAD. The cross-media, dynamic accounting factor is C2C2C, strategic. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Think intra-cyber-dot-com. Quick: do you have a sexy, transparent plan of action for managing new B2B2C, social-network-based re-sizing? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Think client-focused. Think intuitive. Think e-business. Think distributed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-intra-back-end. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your reality-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. Without micro-intra-super-implementation, you will lack Total Quality Management. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Think innovative. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient solutions, interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. We will extend the ability of infomediaries to optimize. We think we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also expedite robustly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to harness dynamically. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for regulating new out-of-the-box, plug-and-play mindshare? The aptitude to repurpose micro-globally leads to the aptitude to implement dynamically. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to strategize intra-intuitively than to integrate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interactive compliance but our capacity to revolutionize. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If you transform interactively, you may have to synthesize strategically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The aptitude to deploy vertically leads to the capability to deliver extensibly. We constantly transform co-branded iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If you empower virally, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing.