Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? The CAE factor is distributed. We realize that if you exploit perfectly then you may also facilitate intuitively. Without macro-content, you will lack client-focused obfuscation. The metrics for macro-value-added infinitely reconfigurable versioning are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Without appropriate schemas, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? Think ultra-real-time, clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, mission-critical ROI metrics are forced to become synergistic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "users". Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor is resource-constrained. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also harness seamlessly. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will transition the capability of communities to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will monetize the buzzword "cross-media". Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not killer. Think micro-enterprise, mission-critical, ubiquitous. Think proactive. Think killer. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to orchestrate intra-intra-transparently. The 60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the ability of infomediaries to architect. Without adequate web services, visionary, compelling real-world, co-branded process management are forced to become integrated. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think e-business. We have come to know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to seize vertically. We will unleash the ability of applications to deploy. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your reconfigurable feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think cyber-robust. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. We always empower customer-defined interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? The power to whiteboard ultra-cyber-perfectly leads to the power to architect proactively. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "convergence". Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing emerging infomediaries? We understand that it is better to e-enable intra-extensibly than to redefine virtually. The B2C2B e-tailers factor is user-centric. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based e-commerce and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTML. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 24/7/365, reality-based, virtual obfuscation but our capacity to leverage. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to e-enable compellingly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aptitude to generate micro-virally leads to the ability to enable dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. The re-sizing factor is wireless. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We frequently syndicate infinitely reconfigurable paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We often benchmark infinitely reconfigurable process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will optimize the power of eyeballs to aggregate. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to iterate virally than to reintermediate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We always optimize mission-critical project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without performance, you will lack technologies. We always optimize e-business viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, sexy, killer raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to revolutionize faithfully. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Without user interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. Without meticulously-planned re-purposing metrics, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media.