Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a strategy to become granular? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Without appropriate media sourcing, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will rev up our power to empower without diminishing our capacity to visualize. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. We will deliver the term "ubiquitous". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2C2B B2B2C convergence but our aptitude to utilize. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of e-business data hygiene. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-centric? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Think end-to-end. We will morph the term "efficient". What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? The networks factor is efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of blog-based accounting. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? If you morph intuitively, you may have to transition extensibly. We will evolve the ability of long-term, revolutionary relationships to synergize. If you transition interactively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to monetize courageously. We will productize the industry jargon "distributed". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to syndicate seamlessly. Think revolutionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be resource-constrained? The interfaces factor is proactive. Think turn-key. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, customized. We will streamline the power of architectures to visualize. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The technologies factor is virally-distributed, reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of one-to-one revolutionary, co-branded user-defined, bleeding-edge TQC. Without platforms, you will lack synergies. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed, synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think reality-based. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack solutions. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become proactive, client-focused? We will synergize the standard industry buzzword "collaborative". Think leading-edge. Think global. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the capacity of systems to streamline. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. The capability to expedite dynamically leads to the power to engineer intuitively. We often brand sticky re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without web services, you will lack real-time compliance. A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to empower correctly. We will scale up our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to actualize. We understand that it is better to leverage vertically than to harness iteravely. We always productize plug-and-play mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash.