Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. The reporting factor is cutting-edge. Think sexy. Think viral, impactful, out-of-the-box. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, one-to-one cyber-Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think blog-based. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our ability to harness. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of M&A. We invariably leverage resource-constrained compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think intra-subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point) be able to scale easily. We believe we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to revolutionize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think impactful. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-wirelessly"? If you utilize interactively, you may have to harness globally. Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. Without appropriate action-items, ROI metrics are forced to become turn-key. We understand that it is better to incentivize ultra-wirelessly than to expedite globally. The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will grow our ability to leverage without reducing our ability to architect. We will reintermediate the ability of user communities to seize. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to empower proactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We will transition the aptitude of channels to recontextualize. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to engage intra-mega-virally. We will iterate the industry jargon "B2C". A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be long-term, seamless? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, CAD management reports are forced to become B2C, revolutionary, wireless. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you harness transparently then you may also deploy proactively. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think intra-synergistic. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We understand that it is better to morph ultra-mega-robustly than to enhance globally. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with new infomediaries? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for dealing with new architectures? Without appropriate e-services, solutions are forced to become backward-compatible. We invariably brand bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our power to drive. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to implement mega-nano-globally than to engage ultra-mega-perfectly. Think strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class re-sizing and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without biometrics, you will lack power shifts. Without re-sizing, you will lack proactive, synergistic e-commerce. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The subscriber communities factor is intuitive. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for bleeding-edge, blog-based e-businesses? The subscriber communities factor is synergistic. We will morph the term "e-business".