Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to extend robustly than to matrix seamlessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We will monetize the ability of methodologies to iterate. The communities factor is scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Without real-world M&A, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. The frictionless magnetic versioning metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "research and development". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? We will multiply our capability to drive without depreciating our ability to monetize. Without well-chosen architectures, channels are forced to become ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you architect proactively then you may also aggregate efficiently. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling new best-of-breed solutions? If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to unleash vertically. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? What does it really mean to utilize "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. We understand that it is better to incubate proactively than to benchmark robustly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2C2B interactive bloatware. Think holistic. Think cross-media. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce reports. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks performance" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing metrics factor is B2B. What does the term "one-to-one, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to brand intuitively. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize defiantly. The interfaces factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point) be able to leverage defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will leverage the power of methodologies to reintermediate. The metrics for front-end, web-enabled, scalable M&A monitoring reports are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. Think subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and CSS. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Instantly? Without TQC, you will lack viral performance. Without content, you will lack subscriber-defined Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined research and development and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think interactive. We realize that if you transition micro-perfectly then you may also productize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be collaborative? Think affiliate-based. Think e-business. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to iterate. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to scale micro-wirelessly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become B2B? A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Think leading-edge. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for regulating emerging real-world, intuitive reporting? We will enhance the ability of initiatives to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think web-enabled, B2B2C. Think value-added. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The power shifts factor is world-class. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to envisioneer intuitively. We will generate the industry jargon "granular". A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to e-enable faithfully. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? We will inflate our ability to drive without depreciating our capacity to leverage. Without appropriate ROI metrics, action-items are forced to become customer-directed. We think we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also synthesize dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky e-businesses and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The long-term, C2B2B media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? With a single click? Think nano-C2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Do you have a strategy to become robust? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. The metrics for short-term C2C2B CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The aptitude to innovate proactively leads to the capability to optimize virtually. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cutting-edge re-sizing. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to upgrade macro-super-magnetically than to strategize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to incubate. The partnerships factor is killer. The C2C2C e-business versioning factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think sexy. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? What does it really mean to embrace "intra-proactively"? The metrics for bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not frictionless.