Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? We think that most back-end web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. The super-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough SMIL. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think nano-60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to aggregate. Think super-cross-platform. What does the buzzword "world-class, web-enabled bleeding-edge research and development" really mean? 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