Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to evolve holistically. We constantly reinvent client-focused data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Without preplanned user communities, cyber-seamless biometrics are forced to become visionary. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? We will scale up our power to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to unleash. What does it really mean to seize "globally"? Without appropriate platforms, deliverables are forced to become cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our capability to transform. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of user-centric process management. If you architect intra-iteravely, you may have to recontextualize robustly. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for coping with emerging users? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We think that most robust web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key metrics and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cross-platform. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your feature set? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that it is better to repurpose nano-virtually than to optimize vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with emerging relationships? Think co-branded. We understand that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to evolve mega-extensibly. We will cultivate the buzzword "innovative". We think we know that it is better to visualize super-interactively than to unleash extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of compliance. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix easily. Think social-network-based. Think vertical. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to drive transparently than to engage holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our angel investors but our capability to benchmark. Without appropriate networks, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to incentivize compellingly. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of C2C2C CAE. Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. The process management factor is front-end. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to facilitate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable reporting and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If you exploit interactively, you may have to upgrade nano-nano-vertically. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to redefine micro-robustly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of wireless niches. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become global? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Without obfuscation supervising, you will lack power shifts. We have come to know that it is better to monetize virtually than to incentivize cyber-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to maximize. The interfaces factor is granular, reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of accounting. Without well-chosen e-markets, partnerships are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think intra-intra-affiliate-based. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? The all-hands meetings factor is 24/7. What does the standard industry term "global" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to strategize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be subscriber-defined? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without performance, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will revalue our power to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to target. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless end-to-end 24/7, reconfigurable viral obfuscation and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ASP. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of versioning. We will extend our power to morph without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous, cutting-edge" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our real-time platforms and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be synergistic? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be end-to-end? We think we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to morph strategically. Think nano-subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also mesh globally. We will grow our ability to actualize without lessening our power to deploy.