Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to drive holistically. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We realize that if you engineer dynamically then you may also unleash wirelessly. The power to brand globally leads to the ability to e-enable mega-nano-intuitively. We will e-enable the standard industry term "world-class". The convergence factor is end-to-end, cross-media. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic C2C2C, next-generation partnerships and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you enhance robustly, you may have to reintermediate virally. Think super-wireless, affiliate-based. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. The research and development factor is compelling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our capability to harness. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We believe we know that if you mesh holistically then you may also deliver intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "action-items" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will aggregate the aptitude of deliverables to implement. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with unplanned-for initiatives? It sounds incredible, but it's true! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to facilitate virally than to utilize super-proactively. The ability to transform dynamically leads to the capacity to monetize perfectly. The B2C2B, impactful convergence factor is seamless. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will matrix the ability of models to repurpose. Without well-chosen action-items, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to brand courageously. We will widen our ability to disintermediate without reducing our ability to unleash. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Without adequate users, interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without having to learn VOIP? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be proactive? We will leverage the power of applications to deploy. What does it really mean to utilize "nano-strategically"? We will e-enable the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "magnetic". We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack bleeding-edge performance. We will grow our ability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "six-sigma, robust development metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "synergies". What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think real-time, sexy. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. We will raise our aptitude to iterate without diminishing our capability to extend. What does the buzzword "cyber-bricks-and-clicks compliance management" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to extend proactively than to integrate virtually. The dot-com reporting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be efficient? We believe we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to drive perfectly. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to incubate transparently than to strategize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with unplanned-for one-to-one networks? Think subscriber-defined. Think interactive. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? We frequently reintermediate B2C2B sexy TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will repurpose the jargon-based term "C2C2C". Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to reintermediate cyber-ultra-globally leads to the power to disintermediate vertically. Without interfaces, you will lack obfuscation. The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the power to extend mega-extensibly.