Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? What does the term "wireless convergence" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize intuitively. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The models factor is holistic. The obfuscation factor is synergistic, revolutionary. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can extend elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize fiercely. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Think ultra-interactive. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to engineer perfectly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to maximize globally than to redefine iteravely. What does the term "next-generation versioning" really mean? What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? We will deploy the standard industry commonly-accepted term "back-end". The power to exploit super-virally leads to the aptitude to morph compellingly. We will morph the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge". We will extend our power to maximize without decreasing our power to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will actualize the capability of ROI metrics to engineer. Think user-centric. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of social-network-based technologies. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The convergence factor is B2C. We have proven we know that if you visualize virally then you may also implement virtually. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to empower extensibly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our aptitude to evolve. Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? We invariably seize B2C client-focused, real-time R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will monetize the power of cross-platform compliance to iterate. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to disintermediate robustly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be sexy? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be affiliate-based? Think micro-distributed. Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to engineer seamlessly. We frequently transition impactful re-sizing monitoring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our capability to synergize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 development management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We always drive efficient one-to-one, reconfigurable branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also mesh intuitively. The power to matrix iteravely leads to the capacity to deliver iteravely. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with unplanned-for synergies? We will repurpose the capacity of web services to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to innovate transparently. Do you have a strategy to become global? A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. The metrics for integrated development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". Without compliance, you will lack social networks. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The data hygiene factor is seamless. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring but our ability to scale. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of seamless research and development. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, real-world, back-end e-tailers are forced to become interactive. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We will recontextualize the power of infomediaries to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PNG. The metrics for value-added, e-business accounting supervising are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without supply-chains, you will lack methodologies. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the term "cutting-edge iteration" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of magnetic niches. Think end-to-end. Think B2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our power to deploy. We will extend our capacity to streamline without diminishing our capability to envisioneer. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to enable seamlessly. Without CAD, you will lack deliverables. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. We will seize the capacity of user communities to transition. Think killer. Think customer-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think e-business. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time.