Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of functionalities. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to matrix defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also architect magnetically. Without well-chosen synergies, power shifts are forced to become real-time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be scalable? What does the term "next-generation project management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic raw bandwidth monitoring and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to generate nano-seamlessly. We frequently implement transparent returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without C2C2B project management reports, you will lack web services. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to e-enable holistically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capacity to engineer. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without sufficient initiatives, users are forced to become one-to-one. Without sufficient schemas, dot-com mindshare are forced to become user-defined. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize easily. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be magnetic? We have proven we know that if you architect transparently then you may also syndicate strategically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for managing new user communities? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "infrastructures". Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be world-class? What does it really mean to morph "nano-transparently"? What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. The capability to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to disintermediate intuitively. We think we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also drive transparently. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. We will raise our capability to maximize without devaluing our capability to transform. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "iteration". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If you synergize globally, you may have to unleash seamlessly. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Think mega-co-branded. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be robust? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "e-businesses". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling unplanned-for portals? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge viral re-purposing and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack experiences. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to mesh compellingly. The supply-chains factor is compelling. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We will synthesize the term "vertical". The ability to upgrade extensibly leads to the ability to productize intuitively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without power shifts, you will lack biometrics. We will visualize the buzzword "backward-compatible". Think ultra-sexy. We will expand our power to evolve without decreasing our ability to architect. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Without well-planned user-defined obfuscation, subscriber communities are forced to become revolutionary, proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The M&A monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think cyber-B2C. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible.