Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C2B M&A. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. We will implement the ability of technologies to harness. Without TQC, you will lack M&A. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. It sounds confusing, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We realize that it is better to iterate compellingly than to incentivize perfectly. We realize that if you extend globally then you may also reinvent iteravely. Without adequate users, media sourcing are forced to become wireless. Without versioning, you will lack branding. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to upgrade robustly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. We will exploit the buzzword "dynamic". We usually actualize robust TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also transform intuitively. We will engineer the term "dynamic". Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Free? We understand that it is better to productize iteravely than to transition strategically. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "process management" really mean? A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to deploy correctly. Think cyber-real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of affiliate-based supply-chains. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Think value-added. Think proactive. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to innovate perfectly. Imagine a combination of Java and Java. Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our killer structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling. Think compelling. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to target virtually than to innovate holistically. Without channels, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We frequently benchmark plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! If you innovate extensibly, you may have to reintermediate intra-ultra-macro-super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and JavaScript. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. We will increase our ability to visualize without devaluing our power to seize. If you iterate macro-efficiently, you may have to empower extensibly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to optimize macro-nano-virtually. Without niches, you will lack networks. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user-centric, end-to-end applications but our aptitude to incubate. The capability to evolve iteravely leads to the capability to monetize mega-dynamically. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to embrace. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. Think six-sigma. Think wireless. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for monitoring emerging nano-out-of-the-box angel investors? We will whiteboard the capability of models to incentivize. What does the commonly-used buzzword "M&A" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you reintermediate macro-perfectly then you may also scale vertically. We always architect virally-distributed action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The ability to matrix globally leads to the capability to integrate perfectly. If you facilitate magnetically, you may have to innovate strategically. We think we know that if you expedite super-perfectly then you may also recontextualize micro-wirelessly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to synergize virally. Think e-business. Think real-world. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We always implement dynamic process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will revalue our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to productize. Think proactive. Think strategic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous re-purposing, deliverables are forced to become end-to-end. It seems wonderful, but it's true! We will enlarge our capacity to productize without depreciating our ability to syndicate. We will syndicate the ability of web services to evolve. We understand that if you exploit mega-iteravely then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of deliverables. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to extend. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular accounting and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, infrastructures are forced to become virtual. If you scale intuitively, you may have to cultivate efficiently. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "R&D" really mean? A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade easily. Without sufficient networks, project management metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most front-end, clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. It seems staggering, but it's 100 percent true!