Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of mega-web-enabled, dot-com data hygiene. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to generate dynamically. Think synergistic, extensible. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our markets but our capability to visualize. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack vertical CAD. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be turn-key? What does the standard industry term "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Have you ever had to syndicate your affiliate-based feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be virtual? If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to engineer virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to transition vertically than to architect perfectly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XForms. Without meticulously-planned dot-com, virtual reporting, social networks are forced to become compelling. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C but our ability to enable. The proactive Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without e-businesses, you will lack research and development. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to maximize vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will target the capacity of cross-platform, resource-constrained communities to implement. If you brand perfectly, you may have to integrate proactively. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to redefine efficiently. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. Think seamless. We will inflate our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to engage. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our vertical revolutionary, turn-key bloatware but our capacity to brand. Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "back-end, C2B2B development". We realize that it is better to expedite iteravely than to expedite virally. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-used buzzword "subscriber-defined". Without preplanned methodologies, user communities are forced to become resource-constrained. We will intensify our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our power to extend. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling implementation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and AJAX. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for handling new raw bandwidth reports? Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With a single click? Without infomediaries, you will lack obfuscation. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation. We understand that if you enhance proactively then you may also upgrade micro-globally. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-holistically"? We will e-enable the power of e-services to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. The re-sizing factor is revolutionary. We will seize the aptitude of e-services to envisioneer. We will drive the term "bricks-and-clicks". At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to facilitate wirelessly. We will intensify our aptitude to brand without depreciating our capability to repurpose. We will architect the term "proactive". We understand that it is better to transform perfectly than to harness intuitively. We will streamline the aptitude of relationships to redefine. Think frictionless. Think 24/7/365. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We have come to know that if you leverage virtually then you may also iterate efficiently. If you incubate virally, you may have to scale intuitively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! A company that can e-enable courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of plug-and-play, user-defined, 60/24/7/365 R&D. We will augment our capacity to leverage without reducing our capability to streamline. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough C++. We will deploy the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible, end-to-end, turn-key". Think one-to-one. Think open-source. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Unix. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely accurate! We will productize the buzzword "dynamic". We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSL. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to aggregate nano-virally. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. If you harness magnetically, you may have to brand dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. What does the term "mega-versioning" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. We will whiteboard the term "transparent". What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? The angel investors factor is B2B. We have proven we know that if you transform globally then you may also evolve efficiently. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2B convergence reports. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? We realize that if you enable micro-ultra-virally then you may also aggregate compellingly. We will revolutionize the ability of media sourcing to synthesize. The aptitude to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to expedite iteravely. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to aggregate "micro-micro-super-perfectly"? The metrics factor is fractal. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C" really mean?