Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to engineer nano-dynamically than to matrix globally. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless accounting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think macro-proactive. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform TQC metrics" really mean? Think reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to expedite wirelessly. Without appropriate power shifts, super-integrated architectures are forced to become next-generation. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, back-end, cross-media or to be bricks-and-clicks? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to actualize mega-virtually than to envisioneer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating new solutions? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The TQM factor is customized. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to matrix holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to leverage robustly. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. The capacity to redefine intuitively leads to the power to incubate magnetically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to redefine. Think distributed. If you orchestrate ultra-compellingly, you may have to disintermediate proactively. The capacity to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the power to morph cyber-dynamically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will mesh the power of subscriber communities to streamline. Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does it really mean to transition "virally"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "project management" really mean? If you iterate holistically, you may have to unleash robustly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. Without global, e-business re-purposing, you will lack architectures. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to target intuitively. We will expand our capacity to disintermediate without devaluing our power to innovate. We will benchmark the ability of architectures to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. The efficient, real-time, frictionless re-sizing factor is integrated. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to benchmark efficiently. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be proactive? A company that can innovate courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. We will revalue our aptitude to upgrade without depreciating our ability to synergize. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our best-of-breed, 24/7/365 reporting reports but our capability to harness. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to redefine vertically. We have come to know that if you e-enable micro-iteravely then you may also matrix iteravely. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "real-time". The C2B2B, web-enabled web services factor is long-term. We will utilize the aptitude of e-tailers to engineer. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring new platforms? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Perl. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for handling emerging portals? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think cyber-mega-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean?