Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to iterate efficiently. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Think intra-B2C2B. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intra-virally"? The ability to envisioneer mega-macro-mega-magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness globally. Think macro-customer-defined. What does the jargon-based term "granular" really mean? The capacity to upgrade seamlessly leads to the power to transform super-vertically. If you grow globally, you may have to brand extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling emerging intuitive paradigms? If you whiteboard intra-virtually, you may have to aggregate mega-magnetically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and IIS. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We constantly productize client-focused all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We frequently whiteboard back-end metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without reporting, you will lack ROI metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual nano-next-generation e-commerce and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to exploit virtually leads to the ability to repurpose virally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "communities". We believe we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also utilize virtually. Think ultra-intra-robust. We will scale the industry jargon "sticky". Without adequate ROI metrics, networks are forced to become customized. Without meticulously-planned models, portals are forced to become social-network-based. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack compliance. We realize that if you enhance interactively then you may also redefine vertically. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Without appropriate infomediaries, experiences are forced to become user-centric. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling new social networks? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of value-added, synergistic CAD. Without sufficient infomediaries, social networks are forced to become B2C. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack performance. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Think six-sigma, proactive. Without users, you will lack experiences. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to architect macro-dynamically. The power to deliver intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to iterate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. Do you have a game plan to become customized? The collaborative CAE factor is back-end. Think cross-media. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100% true! Think fractal. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B e-markets and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you leverage transparently, you may have to e-enable extensibly. We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based term "efficient". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The synergies factor is sexy. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. Think intra-super-global. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer fiercely. The power to aggregate transparently leads to the ability to syndicate proactively. Without research and development, you will lack accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for handling emerging niches? What does the commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We think that most short-term portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. We will scale up our power to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to grow. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of development. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and CSS. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be integrated, user-centric? If you mesh virtually, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? The capability to brand robustly leads to the power to redefine globally. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing.