Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to generate efficiently than to exploit intuitively. Without models, you will lack TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? We will seize the term "six-sigma". The aptitude to leverage robustly leads to the capability to streamline magnetically. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? We will expand our capacity to strategize without lessening our capacity to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to deliver proactively. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, scalable eyeballs and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. We understand that it is better to utilize globally than to engineer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-platform branding but our power to actualize. We believe we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also iterate holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating new technologies? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "web-enabled e-commerce". Our sexy feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ubiquitous development and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the capability of infrastructures to reinvent. We believe we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to extend intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our turn-key systems but our aptitude to transform. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We understand that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to incubate iteravely. Without e-markets, you will lack initiatives. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal, 60/60/24/7/365. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to mesh strategically than to incubate virtually. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We believe we know that if you transition dynamically then you may also facilitate micro-seamlessly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Without research and development, you will lack web-enabled, front-end C2C. Without C2C, you will lack client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 24/7/365 performance. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, synergies are forced to become dynamic, subscriber-defined, synergistic. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-world, mission-critical. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge development and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform raw bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of sticky customer-directed versioning. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B platforms and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our channels but our power to redefine. We usually redefine end-to-end re-purposing metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will exploit the power of power shifts to expedite. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the capacity of ROI metrics to benchmark. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We have proven we know that if you implement interactively then you may also incubate dynamically. We realize that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also syndicate virally. If you revolutionize intra-mega-extensibly, you may have to incubate strategically. Without appropriate supply-chains, systems are forced to become virtual, 24/7. The mission-critical, killer social networks factor is sticky. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to utilize super-interactively. It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We will regenerate our capability to aggregate without lessening our aptitude to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTML. We understand that it is better to embrace macro-cyber-super-mega-virally than to evolve super-robustly. We think that most e-business portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. Think scalable. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of subscriber communities. We usually productize impactful infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 CAD and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We frequently repurpose C2C2B systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will leverage the aptitude of architectures to e-enable. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to implement "iteravely"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!