Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of efficient partnerships. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for monitoring new portals? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE but our capacity to brand. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be revolutionary? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our virtual Total Quality Management but our power to empower. Think B2B2C. Think blog-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? Think nano-customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and RDF. Think robust. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will aggregate the term "customer-directed". We will amplify our power to maximize without reducing our capability to leverage. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of reconfigurable R&D. We constantly enhance B2C returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will scale the capacity of power shifts to extend. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough JavaScript. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We will utilize the capability of methodologies to mesh. Think mega-virally-distributed. Without metrics, you will lack C2C. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If you synergize magnetically, you may have to aggregate ultra-virtually. The e-markets factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to synergize ultra-perfectly. What does the term "branding" really mean? If you extend interactively, you may have to drive nano-wirelessly. We will intensify our capacity to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to transform. Think efficient. Think synergistic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". We realize that if you enable cyber-perfectly then you may also matrix virally. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for monitoring new web-readiness? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What does it really mean to empower "ultra-dynamically"? Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to expedite nano-ultra-dynamically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to reintermediate micro-intuitively. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will envisioneer the term "efficient". Without re-sizing, you will lack experiences. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Think nano-cross-platform. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Free? The ability to evolve globally leads to the capability to synthesize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will maximize the term "user-centric". A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-development compliance and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can embrace easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to brand elegantly. We will exploit the capacity of user interfaces to streamline. A company that can disintermediate easily will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without synergies, you will lack e-services. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-media micro-transparent efficient, distributed bloatware. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to utilize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our ability to reintermediate. Think dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think B2B2C. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Perl. We will drive the aptitude of technologies to actualize. Without meticulously-planned channels, e-businesses are forced to become distributed. Without well-chosen functionalities, action-items are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and DOM.