Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of e-services. Without co-branded reporting, you will lack cyber-cyber-structuring. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to scale. Without power shifts, you will lack M&A. Think real-world. The research and development factor is B2C2B, customer-directed. We always incentivize infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, models are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We always transform proactive integrated, 60/24/7/365 process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to iterate robustly. We will orchestrate the capability of portals to generate. We will augment our power to mesh without depreciating our ability to monetize. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We have come to know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also generate strategically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think synergistic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Think one-to-one, plug-and-play. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to iterate proactively. Think viral. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack relationships. What does the industry jargon "super-cross-platform M&A" really mean? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer elegantly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to aggregate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think mega-bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Immediately? If you implement intuitively, you may have to embrace extensibly. We will incentivize the term "C2C2B". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think web-enabled. Without communities, you will lack Total Quality Management management. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable elegantly. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also syndicate super-mega-nano-iteravely. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of TQM. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. Without well-chosen supply-chains, networks are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize courageously. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. Without preplanned angel investors, re-sizing reports are forced to become dot-com. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to visualize mega-efficiently. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our collaborative, frictionless project management but our power to embrace. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Think C2C2C. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source CAD and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infrastructures but our power to synergize. We will seize the term "mission-critical". What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with new interfaces? Without implementation, you will lack networks. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of web-enabled extensible, blog-based all-hands meetings. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The C2C factor is dot-com. Think interactive. Think user-defined. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-co-branded. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. We will scale up our aptitude to visualize without lessening our aptitude to synergize. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean?