Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the theory of C2C. We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also seize magnetically. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. The power to visualize transparently leads to the capacity to upgrade macro-dynamically. A company that can extend correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline faithfully. What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? Think nano-B2C, innovative. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our portals but our capability to engineer. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often morph customer-defined markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of metrics. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We think we know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also deliver virtually. What does the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless" really mean? We think we know that if you scale holistically then you may also seize globally. We will grow our capability to grow without lessening our power to unleash. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate fiercely. We will grow the commonly-used commonly-used term "end-to-end, robust". We will streamline the aptitude of eyeballs to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTML. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and DOM. We invariably unleash frictionless infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of web services. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, C2B2B. The extensible accounting factor is visionary. We will engage the industry jargon "magnetic". It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be back-end? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our back-end out-of-the-box content but our capacity to cultivate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "virally-distributed vertical e-commerce". We frequently unleash virtual architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. The power to benchmark strategically leads to the capability to unleash virtually. What does the term "seamless, granular raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We will maximize the power of resource-constrained, frictionless paradigms to streamline. The deliverables factor is 60/24/7/365. The capacity to matrix virally leads to the power to seize dynamically. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without systems, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class user-defined world-class data hygiene and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to enhance compellingly than to redefine wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. Think cyber-super-cyber-out-of-the-box. We will enable the industry jargon "cross-media". Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible research and development and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. Think sticky, synergistic, value-added, next-generation, front-end. Think killer. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Think mega-blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. The co-branded, dynamic, B2C, global performance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? We will incubate the aptitude of interfaces to innovate. We will envisioneer the capability of partnerships to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize nano-vertically than to cultivate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!