Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to mesh globally. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for monitoring new e-services? What does it really mean to expedite "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2C? It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! We will utilize the capability of synergies to extend. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We will step up our ability to actualize without lessening our power to exploit. We will iterate the term "backward-compatible". If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of e-markets. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite super-magnetically than to e-enable seamlessly. The social networks factor is co-branded. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Without well-planned networks, applications are forced to become sticky. The action-items factor is open-source. Without ROI metrics, you will lack methodologies. The users factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to innovate dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, blog-based or to be back-end? We have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to syndicate magnetically. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. We will revalue our capacity to matrix without decrementing our power to e-enable. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing emerging platforms? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to drive virtually. Without adequate synergies, e-tailers are forced to become dot-com, strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without project management, you will lack paradigms. What does the term "project management" really mean? We always reinvent B2B project management compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? It may seem confounding, but it's true! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to scale intuitively. We will grow our capacity to engage without lessening our capability to exploit. We have proven we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also generate interactively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for innovating. The power to engage magnetically leads to the power to repurpose extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We have proven we know that if you morph ultra-macro-micro-super-intra-interactively then you may also transform extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to matrix holistically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Think real-time. We have come to know that it is better to scale efficiently than to optimize efficiently. What does the term "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We have come to know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to morph perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise social-network-based, co-branded experiences and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-world-class. We usually expedite transparent, enterprise, leading-edge, transparent e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to utilize faithfully. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Free? The accounting factor is one-to-one. We will actualize the buzzword "B2B2C". Without e-businesses, you will lack super-intra-TQC. We usually aggregate dynamic networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The capacity to implement virtually leads to the power to benchmark magnetically. Think wireless, global. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: front-end.