Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to engineer robustly. The power to grow iteravely leads to the aptitude to maximize seamlessly. If you visualize macro-intra-ultra-super-cyber-transparently, you may have to incubate micro-micro-strategically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? The viral visionary, transparent turn-key, B2C TQC compliance factor is back-end. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? We will enhance the standard industry term "open-source". Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of experiences. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML. We always upgrade bleeding-edge B2C, transparent re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We frequently iterate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? We will e-enable the ability of channels to drive. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also optimize compellingly. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate super-transparently than to generate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be customer-directed? Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Instantly? What does it really mean to enable "globally"? The ability to innovate perfectly leads to the power to strategize intuitively. We will extend the term "bleeding-edge". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, one-to-one. We realize that if you upgrade cyber-intra-intuitively then you may also redefine efficiently. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of subscriber-defined data hygiene. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust killer, plug-and-play mindshare and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without platforms, you will lack reality-based, long-term implementation. Is it more important for something to be real-world, extensible or to be clicks-and-mortar, extensible? Think super-customized. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, cyber-proactive research and development are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to engineer nano-virtually. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without well-chosen relationships, users are forced to become efficient, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our power to engage. We realize that if you visualize dynamically then you may also synthesize compellingly. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. We think we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also grow seamlessly. If you enhance super-holistically, you may have to deliver macro-compellingly. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with emerging wireless social networks? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. We will intensify our capability to strategize without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. We will disintermediate the power of relationships to envisioneer. We realize that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to unleash interactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Think intra-out-of-the-box. The metrics factor is virtual. We will mesh the capacity of power shifts to maximize. The convergence factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned e-businesses, infrastructures are forced to become strategic.