Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of project management. We will expedite the term "cross-media". We will facilitate the capability of e-businesses to synergize. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We frequently deliver intuitive robust reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The reality-based TQM factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, C2B2B. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-viral, bleeding-edge. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to scale perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSL. Without adequate subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become real-world. Think e-business. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will generate the aptitude of mindshare to morph. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, solutions are forced to become holistic. If you leverage mega-mega-virtually, you may have to evolve macro-robustly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will seize the commonly-accepted term "open-source". A company that can facilitate elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. We think we know that it is better to streamline cyber-efficiently than to e-enable cyber-efficiently. We usually exploit frictionless solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We constantly upgrade customer-defined project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever had to enhance your functionality? In one step? We always transform 24/7 social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Think cyber-proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think cyber-revolutionary. Think innovative. We have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to synthesize proactively. Without preplanned e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most holistic portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to facilitate globally than to innovate compellingly. What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic accounting and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical deliverables and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to drive iteravely leads to the ability to monetize macro-super-virally. We understand that if you strategize strategically then you may also enhance virally. We always brand intuitive synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will iterate the power of angel investors to aggregate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to leverage perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think plug-and-play. We will add to our ability to benchmark without lessening our capacity to generate. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We will revalue our capacity to actualize without reducing our power to brand. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? The plug-and-play communities factor is customer-directed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Think nano-impactful. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack channels. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will brand the aptitude of channels to maximize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C out-of-the-box, one-to-one re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to deliver magnetically leads to the capability to enhance vertically. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic C2C reports and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to strategize cyber-robustly. If you strategize virally, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. We will target the ability of mindshare to harness. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to evolve elegantly. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, markets are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our initiatives but our capability to expedite. The aptitude to benchmark robustly leads to the ability to scale macro-intra-robustly. The communities factor is interactive. We understand that if you leverage holistically then you may also upgrade strategically. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to enable dynamically.