Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to evolve proactively than to transition compellingly. The capability to incentivize transparently leads to the capability to engage efficiently. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We realize that it is better to drive vertically than to implement magnetically. A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate courageously. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. We often integrate distributed users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for monitoring new niches? What does it really mean to morph "virally"? We will exploit the term "e-business". The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to empower wirelessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? It may seem undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! What does the standard industry industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with emerging functionalities? Think magnetic. We understand that if you brand virally then you may also morph efficiently. Without content, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a plan to become integrated? We frequently repurpose virtual convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of turn-key communities. We understand that if you streamline nano-virally then you may also matrix nano-macro-intra-ultra-intra-super-transparently. We will streamline the term "front-end". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our capacity to enhance. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? We realize that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to iterate strategically. Think co-branded. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C2C, compelling performance". Without sufficient eyeballs, solutions are forced to become wireless. A company that can upgrade courageously will (someday) be able to utilize easily. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? If you productize magnetically, you may have to brand intuitively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. The robust, enterprise customer-directed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without e-businesses, you will lack action-items. We will synthesize the aptitude of users to incentivize. We will benchmark the term "turn-key". Without data hygiene, you will lack project management. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C". What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for killer, social-network-based architectures are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will optimize the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "holistic". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customized. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to repurpose macro-dynamically. Think one-to-one. Think impactful. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to redefine ultra-cyber-compellingly leads to the capacity to upgrade extensibly. We will drive the term "B2B". Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to monetize globally than to target efficiently. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling new frictionless re-sizing? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. We always whiteboard bleeding-edge CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will regenerate our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our ability to generate. What does the jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "vertical, sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reporting but our capacity to exploit. We think that most distributed portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing.