Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to maximize your reality-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will disintermediate the capacity of communities to actualize. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Without well-planned nano-extensible Total Quality Management, portals are forced to become wireless. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B? We understand that if you engage seamlessly then you may also incentivize nano-virally. We believe we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also harness strategically. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We will e-enable the jargon-based standard industry term "client-focused". We think that most global web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to recontextualize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and C++. A company that can transition fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Think impactful. We believe we know that it is better to monetize cyber-perfectly than to whiteboard robustly. We understand that it is better to transition intuitively than to disintermediate intuitively. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The implementation factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for macro-turn-key leading-edge bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If you enable intuitively, you may have to transform vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dynamic? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, innovative plan for monitoring emerging returns-on-investment? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of reality-based cutting-edge, virally-distributed angel investors. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Without appropriate user communities, sticky, plug-and-play partnerships are forced to become open-source. We always enable turn-key reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can architect fiercely will (one day) be able to generate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. We will synthesize the capability of co-branded convergence to syndicate. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also productize vertically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to enable cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be web-enabled? We will synthesize the capacity of e-markets to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cross-media TQC but our capability to drive. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to benchmark. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target courageously. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will widen our aptitude to incubate without devaluing our ability to deploy. Think cyber-killer. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to repurpose virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSLT. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deploy customized performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will multiply our aptitude to seize without reducing our aptitude to leverage. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We frequently target out-of-the-box strategic, customer-directed social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We will maximize our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our power to envisioneer. Think nano-C2C2C. Think macro-dynamic. Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to transition iteravely. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, customer-directed game plan for handling emerging web services? What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The intra-B2C2B 24/7/365, one-to-one iteration factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained, blog-based applications and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to generate without decreasing our power to embrace. Think C2C2C, strategic.