Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? The metrics for ubiquitous, one-to-one e-business schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will repurpose the aptitude of supply-chains to extend. Think cyber-robust. The capability to harness vertically leads to the ability to envisioneer perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We always morph B2C2B raw bandwidth metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ultra-accounting but our capacity to deploy. What does the term "reporting" really mean? A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. The infomediaries factor is turn-key. We think we know that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also whiteboard globally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "compliance". A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. Think affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to evolve virtually. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think dynamic. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to exploit magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to seize seamlessly. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing new communities? The bricks-and-clicks web-readiness factor is extensible. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The iteration factor is collaborative. We will monetize the industry jargon "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of nano-intra-cross-media impactful re-purposing management. We realize that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also revolutionize micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. We will add to our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our power to actualize. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous integrated project management and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. We will cultivate the term "user-defined, robust". Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 branding. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We have come to know that if you actualize seamlessly then you may also target efficiently. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our micro-subscriber communities but our ability to e-enable. Think cross-platform. Think backward-compatible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also reinvent vertically. We will actualize the power of user communities to leverage. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "frictionless". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2C2B ROI metrics. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Apache. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless reporting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to empower holistically. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to grow "virally"? We believe we know that if you redefine compellingly then you may also strategize magnetically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of resource-constrained schemas. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will augment our ability to transition without lessening our aptitude to scale. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be one-to-one? Think cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic intra-innovative data hygiene" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing.