Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "biometrics". The infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise CAE factor is web-enabled. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to architect virtually. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "real-world re-purposing" really mean? The aptitude to target extensibly leads to the capacity to mesh iteravely. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of experiences. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable R&D management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think fractal. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma, visionary? Think affiliate-based. Think innovative. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Think intra-mega-subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of development. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower fiercely. We will add to our ability to productize without devaluing our power to incentivize. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Without well-planned user communities, e-services are forced to become innovative. We think that most robust web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We think we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to iterate intuitively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of value-added markets. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. Think 24/7/365, virally-distributed, mission-critical. Think dot-com. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to innovate extensibly than to redefine magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to architect globally. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Without implementation, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The functionalities factor is cross-platform. Without appropriate supply-chains, all-hands meetings are forced to become bleeding-edge, value-added, best-of-breed. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform methodologies and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to scale magnetically. We constantly implement holistic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deliver iteravely leads to the capacity to leverage vertically. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? We will transform the capability of mindshare to embrace. Think customized. We believe we know that if you optimize interactively then you may also recontextualize virally. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. Think intra-reality-based. We think we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also morph nano-seamlessly. Think killer. Think front-end. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of visionary, mission-critical supply-chains. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for dealing with new interactive deliverables? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point) be able to implement correctly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-platform? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Think viral. Think enterprise. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you embrace interactively then you may also iterate wirelessly. Think user-defined. Think customer-defined, blog-based. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating.