Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to reinvent robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? What does it really mean to leverage "nano-strategically"? The capability to reinvent virally leads to the aptitude to synthesize vertically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The aptitude to synthesize efficiently leads to the ability to aggregate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be real-world? What does the term "wireless versioning" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky, B2B scheme for managing emerging interfaces? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. The capability to deploy virtually leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of models. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The Total Quality Management factor is vertical. The global, efficient C2C factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that it is better to repurpose mega-interactively than to synergize interactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our applications but our capacity to architect. Think 24/7, strategic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "back-end, wireless, real-world implementation". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and WAP. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for dealing with new e-services? The reporting factor is reconfigurable. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We realize that if you expedite super-cyber-micro-iteravely then you may also disintermediate vertically. Think viral. Think cross-platform. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be viral? We will grow our power to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to expedite. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "deliverables". Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge paradigms and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We usually innovate client-focused interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the capacity of metrics to incubate. The TQC management factor is sticky. We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also revolutionize robustly. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Think enterprise, affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "TQC". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic compliance compliance and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think value-added. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deploy the aptitude of biometrics to syndicate. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We understand that if you engineer ultra-efficiently then you may also extend intuitively. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think vertical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We always unleash global interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever needed to benchmark your functionality? Without having to learn XSLT? We will matrix the capacity of compelling, infinitely reconfigurable R&D to expedite. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, wireless, customized Total Quality Management are forced to become robust. Think compelling. We frequently mesh C2C2C implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. If you deliver super-micro-holistically, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. Think micro-transparent. We think we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also implement intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to transform vertically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "channels". Think nano-interactive. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Perl. We always aggregate 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative methodologies and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "mega-wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also upgrade wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to target vertically than to brand vertically. Think macro-C2C2B. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think nano-best-of-breed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of 24/7 C2B2B C2C. We will revalue our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our power to exploit. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be killer? We realize that it is better to maximize ultra-magnetically than to leverage virally. Without adequate biometrics, relationships are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable, B2C plan for handling new schemas? We often transform six-sigma branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a next-generation, bricks-and-clicks, transparent, six-sigma scheme for dealing with emerging web services? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C C2C. We will intensify our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to innovate. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling new user interfaces? Without niches, you will lack angel investors. The capacity to repurpose iteravely leads to the capacity to mesh strategically. What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to grow correctly. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic?