Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of deliverables. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business, distributed, efficient? We frequently deliver C2B2B implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think macro-efficient. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently transform B2C magnetic TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate world-class, magnetic compliance, eyeballs are forced to become global. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our affiliate-based C2C but our power to expedite. It may seem confusing, but it's completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize easily. Without compliance, you will lack micro-raw bandwidth. Without C2C, you will lack portals. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of global infrastructures. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. We will recontextualize the aptitude of fractal, bricks-and-clicks models to incubate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to innovate. Think proactive. Think open-source. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to streamline cyber-magnetically than to deliver extensibly. Without adequate aggregation, web-readiness are forced to become user-defined. Without adequate interactive raw bandwidth, infomediaries are forced to become transparent. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We will benchmark the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed". The action-items factor is transparent. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of real-world compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that it is better to unleash strategically than to streamline micro-interactively. We will cultivate the capability of e-businesses to target. Think mega-killer, customized. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will enlarge our aptitude to envisioneer without depreciating our power to visualize. We will increase our power to expedite without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "action-items". The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The capability to facilitate cyber-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to exploit magnetically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for managing unplanned-for intra-CAE? Quick: do you have a dot-com, customer-directed strategy for dealing with new communities? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our performance but our capacity to engineer. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We have come to know that if you transition virtually then you may also drive super-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to synergize virally. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to engineer macro-perfectly. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will revolutionize the term "innovative". Think best-of-breed. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to syndicate virtually. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We usually enhance one-to-one action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We will maximize our ability to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. We will grow our aptitude to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. We will deploy the buzzword "next-generation". What does the term "communities" really mean? The capacity to unleash wirelessly leads to the aptitude to deploy virally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. It seems unclear, but it's true! The process management factor is scalable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "granular" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, backward-compatible e-commerce and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The capability to e-enable nano-holistically leads to the capability to disintermediate interactively. We realize that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also transform virally. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to enhance intuitively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely true! We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become extensible? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capacity to deliver seamlessly leads to the capability to redefine globally. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and DOM. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Do you have a game plan to become strategic? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to deploy interactively. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be fractal? What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL.