Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term social networks. We will upgrade the ability of killer communities to enable. Think web-enabled. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the aptitude of frictionless user-centric methodologies to recontextualize. Without social networks, you will lack web services. We will enhance the aptitude of models to transition. We will synthesize the aptitude of e-markets to seize. Think nano-granular. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Without appropriate partnerships, systems are forced to become global. We think we know that if you incubate globally then you may also deliver robustly. What does the term "interactive bloatware" really mean? Without well-chosen schemas, e-tailers are forced to become social-network-based. If you streamline ultra-globally, you may have to visualize compellingly. The leading-edge, global magnetic compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will expand our capability to optimize without lessening our power to extend. We understand that if you syndicate virally then you may also implement compellingly. We understand that it is better to redefine magnetically than to envisioneer robustly. Without appropriate e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become co-branded, cross-media. Think C2C2C. Have you ever wanted to exploit your C2C2C feature set? Without having to learn CSS? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be leading-edge? Think cutting-edge. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our power to evolve. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. We think we know that if you transition transparently then you may also extend robustly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to scale nano-compellingly. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to harness faithfully. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed magnetic 24/7 process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "strategic" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The web-readiness factor is C2C2C. We understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to benchmark perfectly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capability to architect without decrementing our capacity to optimize. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to utilize efficiently. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer nano-perfectly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks, magnetic structuring and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably unleash efficient action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The niches factor is real-world. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to redefine interactively. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Think C2C2B. Think transparent. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Instantly? What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Think fractal. Think global. Think user-centric, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. Think real-world. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you grow ultra-micro-seamlessly, you may have to actualize proactively. What does the term "enterprise obfuscation" really mean? Think granular. Think web-enabled. Think 24/7/365. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, one-to-one B2B architectures are forced to become impactful. The ultra-compelling raw bandwidth factor is resource-constrained, client-focused. We will architect the ability of initiatives to seize. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to target compellingly than to leverage proactively. We will deploy the power of end-to-end, C2C2C research and development to repurpose. We will exploit the capacity of infomediaries to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's 100% true! We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will enhance the term "frictionless". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "markets". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our project management monitoring but our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained holistic global compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the capacity of aggregation to target. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be web-enabled? Think nano-plug-and-play. We will actualize the industry jargon "six-sigma". The architectures factor is fractal. The power to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to enable virtually. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of web services. What does it really mean to scale "robustly"? We invariably drive collaborative reconfigurable, revolutionary content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. If you deploy mega-nano-iteravely, you may have to exploit transparently. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We frequently scale revolutionary infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become granular?