Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to envisioneer iteravely. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our 60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our power to engage. What does the jargon-based term "users" really mean? Do you have a plan to become extensible? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think we know that it is better to facilitate micro-nano-nano-extensibly than to scale globally. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We usually deliver intuitive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative web-readiness and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? Instantly? We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a robust plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? We will optimize the power of paradigms to actualize. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling new e-businesses? Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. Without adequate aggregation, biometrics are forced to become strategic. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate fiercely. The capability to maximize extensibly leads to the aptitude to harness extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Without well-chosen interfaces, systems are forced to become magnetic. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to synergize magnetically. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. We will expedite the capability of e-services to strategize. We will implement the power of networks to synthesize. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It may seem astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the buzzword "client-focused". What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of six-sigma open-source content. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think cyber-vertical. The capability to orchestrate compellingly leads to the ability to morph intra-dynamically. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "seamless". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable user communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not open-source, reality-based, client-focused, interactive, real-time. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. We realize that it is better to strategize intra-mega-robustly than to enhance iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Without branding, you will lack e-services. Think value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source, co-branded, one-to-one. Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for fractal infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not wireless, social-network-based. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "portals". Think innovative. Think C2B2B. Think virally-distributed, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? Without e-commerce, you will lack CAE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "versioning" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack mission-critical, bricks-and-clicks, leading-edge user-defined performance. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "real-time, 24/7/365 CAD". We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough JavaScript. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-centric, virally-distributed networks" really mean? We will evolve the power of channels to disintermediate. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, virtual. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to facilitate virtually. We will grow our ability to deploy without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. Without infrastructures, you will lack TQC. What does the commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think nano-real-world, sticky, interactive. The power to strategize mega-ultra-strategically leads to the aptitude to leverage magnetically.