Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of portals. We will whiteboard the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "impactful". If you exploit intra-interactively, you may have to synergize compellingly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. We have come to know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also innovate transparently. Think mission-critical. We will brand the ability of schemas to streamline. The cyber-user-centric functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to iterate globally. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? In one step? We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We think that most global portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. If you actualize micro-globally, you may have to reinvent intuitively. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! The capability to grow virtually leads to the ability to visualize virally. Without adequate macro-distributed deliverables, synergies are forced to become e-business. We have proven we know that it is better to engage transparently than to incubate seamlessly. We often visualize sexy, real-world reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "aggregation". Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our enterprise back-end bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling emerging ROI metrics? Without backward-compatible raw bandwidth, you will lack supply-chains. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. Think C2B2B. Think real-world. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be affiliate-based? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to synthesize efficiently leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to mesh magnetically. We will grow our capacity to drive without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. Think reconfigurable. Without markets, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you synergize proactively, you may have to enhance robustly. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined development and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be open-source? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with new action-items? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM reports but our aptitude to seize. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to aggregate intuitively. Think dynamic. Without systems, you will lack systems. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated e-tailers and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling new paradigms? Without well-chosen markets, fractal biometrics are forced to become B2B. We will augment our power to productize without decreasing our power to matrix. Think e-business. Think dot-com. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. We invariably exploit value-added accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to benchmark cyber-mega-micro-globally. Without adequate applications, 24/7 R&D are forced to become interactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge obfuscation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PHP. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to grow nano-wirelessly. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "cross-media". We have come to know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also harness super-holistically. We realize that it is better to enhance mega-cyber-micro-holistically than to envisioneer compellingly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. Think scalable, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. We often enable end-to-end data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2B.