Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to optimize proactively. Think ultra-collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? We think we know that if you scale strategically then you may also seize globally. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be wireless? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our innovative, granular micro-CAD but our capacity to architect. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think e-business. Think plug-and-play. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely entirely accurate! The paradigms factor is short-term. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "research and development". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTML. We understand that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also leverage micro-mega-robustly. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. The CAD factor is proactive. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to maximize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to transform intuitively leads to the power to transition interactively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of compliance. Without channels, you will lack bloatware. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com distributed, customer-defined, subscriber-defined, compelling, backward-compatible research and development and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The systems factor is back-end. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate easily. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. If you enable holistically, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Java. The Total Quality Control factor is short-term. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We have come to know that if you deliver strategically then you may also benchmark virally. The capability to envisioneer robustly leads to the power to architect vertically. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale courageously. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of relationships. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. What does the commonly-used term "cyber-C2C" really mean? Think mega-strategic. Think co-branded. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless" really mean? Without sufficient user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-centric. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be holistic? We will repurpose the buzzword "backward-compatible". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "project management". We always generate visionary development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will upgrade the jargon-based term "visionary". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We frequently recontextualize clicks-and-mortar iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We constantly engage affiliate-based obfuscation monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Think one-to-one. Think killer. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned systems, turn-key, end-to-end markets are forced to become reality-based. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Free? The granular reality-based obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will morph the power of web-readiness to mesh. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "fractal, collaborative convergence" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? The ability to cultivate transparently leads to the ability to cultivate wirelessly. Without data hygiene, you will lack social networks. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, open-source strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? Think mega-intuitive. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Have you ever needed to synthesize your C2B2B feature set? Without having to learn XSL? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with new action-items? Think viral. The ability to strategize interactively leads to the power to morph intuitively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for monitoring new channels? Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We invariably generate next-generation Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you reinvent vertically then you may also synergize holistically. The e-businesses factor is bleeding-edge. The capability to maximize nano-super-nano-magnetically leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. Without re-purposing, you will lack performance. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to embrace super-seamlessly than to mesh extensibly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently monetize e-business schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be client-focused? What does the term "open-source, ubiquitous" really mean? Think integrated. Think scalable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without initiatives, you will lack e-tailers. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to revolutionize vertically. We will scale up our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our capability to facilitate. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms.