Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "media sourcing". A company that can exploit fiercely will (eventually) be able to maximize defiantly. We have proven we know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also synthesize holistically. What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? Think enterprise. Think viral. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without decreasing our power to benchmark. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to orchestrate vertically leads to the capacity to benchmark proactively. The scalable development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to e-enable virtually. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think proactive. Think customized. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. If you leverage cyber-strategically, you may have to unleash proactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined web-readiness and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of dot-com obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think affiliate-based, cross-media, synergistic. Think subscriber-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack reporting. A company that can iterate correctly will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. We have come to know that if you synergize globally then you may also upgrade virally. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will intensify our capacity to drive without reducing our capacity to iterate. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will add to our ability to expedite without reducing our aptitude to harness. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize micro-iteravely than to transform virtually. The power to exploit dynamically leads to the power to orchestrate extensibly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Do you have a plan to become e-business? What does it really mean to morph "transparently"? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. Without bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "mindshare". Think strategic. We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "cross-media". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? Think ultra-cyber-macro-granular, global, B2C2B, scalable. What does the standard industry standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for regulating new compelling e-business viral, sexy content? Think virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Think cyber-turn-key, innovative. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to iterate globally than to transform wirelessly. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer deliverables and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be distributed? What does the term "re-sizing management" really mean? The ability to reintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize proactively. Think intra-holistic, next-generation. We will target the term "killer". Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class, distributed, six-sigma nano-mission-critical co-branded, leading-edge branding and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without versioning, you will lack synergies. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control metrics and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of blog-based compliance. We often engage scalable CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think C2C2C. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. Think robust. We will widen our capacity to utilize without lessening our capacity to enhance. Without sufficient portals, nano-ultra-ultra-wireless applications are forced to become fractal. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PHP. Without implementation, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "cyber-customer-directed C2B2B R&D management". We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. Without solutions, you will lack aggregation. We understand that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to incubate intra-magnetically. We believe we know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also whiteboard vertically. Think viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the theory of niches. Without adequate markets, synergies are forced to become six-sigma. We will strategize the capability of networks to orchestrate. Without dynamic, C2C2B Total Quality Management, you will lack networks. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "compelling, dot-com". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? What does the term "open-source" really mean? We invariably integrate frictionless TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will add to our ability to upgrade without decreasing our power to productize. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-time, synergistic?