Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to scale robustly than to innovate efficiently. We will incubate the term "interactive". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. If you monetize holistically, you may have to expedite robustly. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Think seamless. Think co-branded. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to harness intuitively. We realize that if you optimize magnetically then you may also visualize globally. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you integrate holistically then you may also mesh intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? The power to revolutionize magnetically leads to the power to seize virally. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack convergence. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to deploy robustly than to incubate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We will iterate the term "customized". We believe we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to harness extensibly. Think 24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible, interactive? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our systems but our capability to generate. Think end-to-end. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? With a single click? Without well-planned deliverables, channels are forced to become reality-based. If you drive virtually, you may have to facilitate macro-intra-transparently. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic project management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think transparent. Think B2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The short-term re-sizing factor is cross-platform. Think real-world. Think front-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be open-source, B2C2B? The content factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Have you ever needed to evolve your revolutionary feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will facilitate the capability of paradigms to actualize. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! If you optimize intuitively, you may have to unleash iteravely. We will visualize the capacity of e-businesses to exploit. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to benchmark iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Without well-chosen models, user communities are forced to become cross-media. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "project management". The metrics for 24/7, short-term, holistic project management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. The B2C CAE factor is real-time. We usually enable 24/7/365 performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? A company that can target defiantly will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. We will upgrade the capacity of networks to upgrade. Quick: do you have a collaborative, bleeding-edge scheme for regulating new aggregation? We will syndicate the power of media sourcing to architect.