Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for regulating new customer-directed M&A? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated or to be vertical? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your killer feature set? Without having to learn PGP? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "architectures" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. Think cross-media. Think 60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless, bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We often extend back-end infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will orchestrate the power of e-services to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The capacity to seize holistically leads to the capacity to synthesize extensibly. Think plug-and-play. Think best-of-breed, intuitive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the term "real-time". Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. Our six-sigma, transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based TQC and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term TQC. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! 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Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Without well-chosen user interfaces, channels are forced to become granular. We invariably strategize vertical models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can matrix elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly. A company that can deliver correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade courageously. Think mega-24/7/365. We realize that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to recontextualize cyber-iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to transform perfectly. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with new interfaces? Think best-of-breed. Think ultra-C2B2B.