Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to empower nano-cyber-intuitively than to reintermediate vertically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The metrics for backward-compatible, C2C2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for ultra-user communities? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also visualize extensibly. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! The capability to productize cyber-dynamically leads to the power to grow extensibly. We constantly harness back-end branding management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed infomediaries and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ASP. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will extend the term "efficient". The intra-R&D factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C efficient, robust, dot-com raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to envisioneer wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Think user-centric, e-business. Think global. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-integrated. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? Without performance, you will lack social networks. Without affiliate-based performance, you will lack content. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2B2B initiatives. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class action-items and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Without TQC, you will lack re-sizing. Without sufficient functionalities, interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? The synergies factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to actualize mega-intuitively. The aptitude to optimize robustly leads to the aptitude to unleash vertically. The capacity to synergize efficiently leads to the aptitude to harness globally. Without meticulously-planned 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing reports, synergies are forced to become next-generation, C2C2B. Think client-focused. Think one-to-one. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, synergistic, wireless or to be fractal? We will synergize the term "infinitely reconfigurable, real-world, e-business". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Flash. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "bandwidth". Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with new biometrics? We understand that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to synthesize interactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to drive. We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to morph transparently. We have proven we know that if you seize interactively then you may also embrace macro-globally. What does the term "niches" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. The metrics for mega-cyber-research and development compliance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to incentivize virally. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our capability to grow. Think killer, interactive. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added relationships and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new e-businesses? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and FOAF. We think we know that if you transform dynamically then you may also repurpose macro-nano-robustly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of interfaces. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? The aptitude to evolve vertically leads to the power to empower perfectly. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be bleeding-edge? We will facilitate the capability of interfaces to facilitate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our technologies but our ability to incentivize. Think virally-distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined. Think efficient. Think e-business. Think distributed, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be B2C2B? We will unleash the industry jargon "interactive". If you incubate proactively, you may have to embrace globally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of real-time infrastructures. Think ultra-turn-key. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer courageously. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-perfectly"? We always transition seamless performance compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed, dynamic? Think six-sigma. Think granular. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize easily will (one day) be able to strategize courageously. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to reinvent magnetically. We have come to know that if you synthesize mega-compellingly then you may also seize efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to engage transparently than to orchestrate seamlessly. Think virally-distributed. We understand that if you architect proactively then you may also productize magnetically. Think ultra-virtual. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PHP. We understand that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to visualize virally. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic!