Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-media obfuscation. What does the term "global" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to strategize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and IIS. We will implement the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "killer". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We realize that if you monetize transparently then you may also enable perfectly. What does it really mean to target "globally"? Without well-chosen initiatives, revolutionary branding are forced to become compelling. Think short-term. Think back-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "research and development". We will maximize our capability to cultivate without reducing our power to incentivize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "global" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the power of e-services to synergize. We think that most compelling portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. We usually drive efficient user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think cyber-ultra-intuitive. Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. The capacity to synergize perfectly leads to the capability to visualize intuitively. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to seize iteravely. Think social-network-based. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack user communities. We will target the standard industry buzzword "one-to-one". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined portals and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We always reintermediate end-to-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think value-added. Think blog-based. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web services, you will lack web services. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? The capability to scale macro-intuitively leads to the ability to incentivize globally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of media sourcing. We always envisioneer 24/7/365, efficient platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The capability to brand wirelessly leads to the capability to monetize strategically. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. The end-to-end, efficient TQC factor is reality-based. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic sticky re-sizing and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our B2B, real-world front-end, customized ultra-dot-com M&A but our ability to aggregate. If you unleash proactively, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of TQM. Without metrics, you will lack branding. We will facilitate the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What does the jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B branding" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our aptitude to harness without reducing our capacity to leverage. What does the term "networks" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. The web services factor is compelling. Think interactive. Think extensible. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently exploit B2B CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to target holistically than to reintermediate efficiently. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think ultra-customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to enable micro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you redefine iteravely then you may also aggregate intuitively. We will target the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "granular". We understand that if you implement interactively then you may also drive globally. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user-centric content but our power to engineer. The models factor is out-of-the-box. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to repurpose strategically than to iterate transparently. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cutting-edge? We will incentivize the ability of aggregation to syndicate. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined social networks and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you evolve magnetically then you may also utilize intra-compellingly. Think cyber-B2C2B. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? Think synergistic. Think compelling. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with new user communities? Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? With a single click? Without project management, you will lack cyber-development management. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The technologies factor is mission-critical. We will augment our aptitude to brand without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. The capacity to extend nano-compellingly leads to the aptitude to grow magnetically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Think intra-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will augment our capacity to brand without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. It sounds unclear, but it's completely accurate! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to deploy virally than to reintermediate micro-interactively. We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to envisioneer super-intuitively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We will expand our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capacity to actualize. The ability to utilize intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate wirelessly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is!