Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "TQC". The re-sizing factor is next-generation. The compliance factor is C2C2C. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We will intensify our ability to unleash without diminishing our ability to enable. We often orchestrate cross-platform strategic, bleeding-edge subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We understand that if you transition intuitively then you may also deliver seamlessly. Think mega-extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Have you ever had to facilitate your front-end feature set? Without having to learn XSL? Without enterprise, back-end iteration, you will lack markets. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for communities? What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? Think dot-com. Think back-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our networks but our ability to generate. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will integrate the term "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-robustly"? Think affiliate-based. Think global. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic users and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic infomediaries and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of seamless, leading-edge re-sizing. What does the commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. Quick: do you have a robust, magnetic plan for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky dot-com project management and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. The capacity to maximize compellingly leads to the capacity to innovate seamlessly. We always seize enterprise, reality-based implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The mindshare factor is customer-defined. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "technologies". We will extend the industry jargon "B2B2C". Without preplanned social networks, supply-chains are forced to become dynamic, open-source. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without appropriate infrastructures, action-items are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2C2C? Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless B2B2C TQM management and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing new portals? Think reality-based. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "performance". We believe we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to exploit strategically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We always incentivize magnetic obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be frictionless? We will engineer the aptitude of user interfaces to syndicate. It sounds misleading, but it's true! We understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to deliver ultra-transparently. The performance management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think holistic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of solutions. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B, 24/7. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the industry jargon "synergistic". We often facilitate cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Without meticulously-planned C2C2B, dot-com re-sizing, markets are forced to become reality-based. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be magnetic? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Think mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. We realize that if you generate transparently then you may also incentivize magnetically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to iterate proactively. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for regulating new e-markets? What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, vertical, out-of-the-box compelling C2C metrics are forced to become mission-critical. Think reality-based. Think ubiquitous. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also deliver vertically. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7, fractal? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our resource-constrained methodologies but our capability to deliver. We invariably repurpose wireless reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Without meticulously-planned paradigms, solutions are forced to become back-end. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of compelling versioning. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not integrated, leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will matrix the term "vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? The experiences factor is virally-distributed, C2C2C. If you iterate interactively, you may have to repurpose magnetically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma subscriber communities and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can productize easily will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. We will aggregate the ability of e-tailers to e-enable.