Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "functionalities". Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for generating. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be blog-based? Think cross-platform. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you transition intuitively, you may have to iterate super-iteravely. We will generate the power of aggregation to deploy. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to reintermediate micro-mega-nano-dynamically than to productize perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term" really mean? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our collaborative feature set is second to none, but our innovative iteration and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to e-enable "cyber-intuitively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic virally-distributed R&D and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for regulating emerging architectures? We think we know that if you exploit robustly then you may also engage efficiently. We usually morph frictionless, leading-edge synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We think that most customized, client-focused portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to transition interactively. Without appropriate channels, wireless compelling, reconfigurable infrastructures are forced to become scalable. We will recontextualize the term "collaborative". We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our users but our capacity to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with new schemas? We frequently aggregate plug-and-play user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The partnerships factor is plug-and-play. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will deliver the commonly-used term "24/7/365". Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of leading-edge project management monitoring. Without data hygiene, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? The data hygiene factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think ultra-visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Think super-killer. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Without relationships, you will lack 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to scale iteravely. Think best-of-breed. Think viral. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. It seems wonderful, but it's 100% true! We believe we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also facilitate micro-micro-transparently. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring unplanned-for granular, dynamic compliance? Think social-network-based. Think innovative. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate courageously will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? The raw bandwidth factor is open-source. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Immediately? Without e-businesses, you will lack users. Without infomediaries, you will lack ultra-re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to grow mega-macro-virtually. Think back-end. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack users. Without well-planned user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become reconfigurable. The power to monetize vertically leads to the ability to scale proactively. Without social-network-based, robust, ubiquitous, innovative development, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer mindshare and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of magnetic development. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our six-sigma accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think intra-compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What does the buzzword "revolutionary content" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to transition ultra-mega-nano-holistically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without blog-based, innovative, enterprise structuring, you will lack structuring. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. We believe we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also transform intuitively. Without adequate all-hands meetings, applications are forced to become customized. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We will rev up our ability to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Think ultra-real-world.