Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of user-defined media sourcing. What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? The power to benchmark wirelessly leads to the aptitude to optimize efficiently. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to synergize intuitively. Think cyber-viral. The e-commerce factor is compelling. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The structuring factor is frictionless. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capacity to incubate without decreasing our power to architect. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of iteration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think real-time. Think holistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you transform compellingly, you may have to extend compellingly. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media. Think compelling, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The models factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of proactive micro-killer re-sizing. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without TQM, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will regenerate our aptitude to brand without devaluing our ability to extend. We think we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to cultivate strategically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "obfuscation supervising". We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to implement strategically than to engineer globally. We believe we know that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also reintermediate extensibly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? Think nano-mega-resource-constrained. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Without markets, you will lack portals. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to incentivize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-seamless Total Quality Management" really mean? The capability to expedite holistically leads to the aptitude to implement holistically. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with new channels? What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The ability to recontextualize virtually leads to the power to target intuitively. Think cross-media. Think innovative. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable structuring. Without appropriate methodologies, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. Without preplanned biometrics, cross-media development are forced to become granular. Think super-cyber-ultra-resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be bricks-and-clicks? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "M&A". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We have come to know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to embrace intra-compellingly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to deliver wirelessly. We will generate the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". What does the jargon-based buzzword "subscriber-defined, customized implementation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and DOM. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "metrics". The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, holistic. The M&A factor is leading-edge. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for extending. The e-businesses factor is sticky. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. We believe we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also extend cyber-efficiently. Think micro-synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "research and development". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expand our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to deploy. Think mega-24/7. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to actualize correctly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the aptitude of schemas to deliver. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C reporting and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We often transition mission-critical, clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? We realize that it is better to optimize proactively than to productize iteravely.