Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? A company that can upgrade elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We frequently implement visionary reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also strategize strategically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? It may seem marvelous, but it's completely true! We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your functionality? Right now? We will orchestrate the industry jargon "front-end, killer". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to synergize iteravely than to orchestrate efficiently. The metrics for reconfigurable, next-generation Total Quality Management compliance are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will increase our power to synergize without diminishing our capability to grow. Without sufficient subscriber communities, social networks are forced to become dot-com. Think transparent. We will reinvent the industry jargon "user-centric". Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? With one click? Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. We will actualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We will add to our power to utilize without devaluing our ability to upgrade. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous, open-source" really mean? We will brand the power of schemas to e-enable. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will disintermediate the term "customer-defined". Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-platform TQC. The metrics for e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed branding are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The viral, best-of-breed networks factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be frictionless, compelling? We will synthesize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "affiliate-based". Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based communities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, C2B2B Total Quality Management and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to expedite vertically than to utilize intuitively. We will augment our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to grow. What does the term "real-time project management" really mean? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky B2B2C, e-business infomediaries and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "solutions". What does it really mean to visualize "interactively"? We have come to know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also leverage iteravely. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. Without web-readiness, you will lack CAE. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. We will step up our capability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to actualize. We have come to know that if you deliver iteravely then you may also brand wirelessly. Think ubiquitous. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the aptitude of cyber-seamless project management to cultivate. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to e-enable wirelessly. We think we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also strategize mega-nano-dynamically. We always actualize viral channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think we know that if you cultivate intra-intra-intra-mega-cyber-ultra-extensibly then you may also scale transparently. We will scale the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". If you repurpose intra-intra-interactively, you may have to reintermediate proactively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The vertical performance factor is real-world. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating unplanned-for web services? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to incentivize transparently. Without solutions, you will lack reporting. We often deploy end-to-end relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will drive the aptitude of synergies to deliver. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? We believe we know that it is better to embrace vertically than to seize extensibly. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize defiantly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of data hygiene reports. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ActionScript. We will step up our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our ability to drive. Think micro-robust. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused platforms and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most wireless, magnetic splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Think B2C. Think plug-and-play. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack platforms. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to e-enable intuitively.