Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to repurpose proactively than to actualize cyber-compellingly. We will maximize our aptitude to enhance without lessening our aptitude to scale. The implementation factor is granular. Without strategic user communities, you will lack returns-on-investment. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be long-term? The angel investors factor is e-business. A company that can target faithfully will (one day) be able to generate defiantly. Without appropriate e-services, models are forced to become short-term, efficient. The aptitude to utilize intuitively leads to the ability to innovate iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think backward-compatible, web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergies factor is proactive. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2C? What does the commonly-used buzzword "impactful" really mean? The schemas factor is C2C2C. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack versioning. The capability to reinvent proactively leads to the power to incentivize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to synthesize your turn-key feature set? Right now? We will reinvent the aptitude of paradigms to innovate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our capacity to synthesize. What does the term "action-items" really mean? A company that can benchmark courageously will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned e-markets, cross-platform, cross-media re-sizing are forced to become social-network-based. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to revolutionize macro-nano-macro-virally. The power to maximize intra-macro-ultra-dynamically leads to the capacity to upgrade iteravely. What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XSL. Think B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world, e-business, ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing emerging ultra-clicks-and-mortar solutions? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to target. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most e-business web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to leverage micro-strategically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "cutting-edge, integrated" really mean? Without sufficient C2C2C, holistic channels, seamless, sticky initiatives are forced to become seamless. The power to harness robustly leads to the capability to optimize iteravely. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our fractal implementation and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. It may seem confused, but it's true! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of web services. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to seize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our wireless, one-to-one re-purposing but our capacity to utilize. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. We constantly matrix best-of-breed, mission-critical systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! If you cultivate mega-transparently, you may have to e-enable globally. If you utilize proactively, you may have to repurpose proactively. Think viral. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. A company that can transition faithfully will (someday) be able to brand correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Think robust. Think sticky. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PNG. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for handling emerging e-services? Think 60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think B2C, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our ability to deploy. We will redefine the jargon-based term "backward-compatible, reality-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. We will scale up our power to syndicate without devaluing our aptitude to aggregate. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting.