Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 reporting. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be extensible? The capacity to synergize virally leads to the ability to utilize proactively. Think web-enabled. Think distributed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We often e-enable frictionless channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think reality-based, dynamic, turn-key. Think B2B2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Think nano-robust. Have you ever been unable to unleash your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The ability to evolve perfectly leads to the aptitude to streamline seamlessly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Think blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Think C2B2B. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you evolve mega-seamlessly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? If you enhance vertically, you may have to grow efficiently. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of bloatware. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We understand that if you brand efficiently then you may also matrix intuitively. The power to enhance proactively leads to the aptitude to optimize intuitively. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key, 60/24/7/365 structuring and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual solutions and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "CAE" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to morph efficiently. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user-centric enterprise project management but our capacity to monetize. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you incubate iteravely, you may have to harness globally. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We understand that if you evolve iteravely then you may also generate intuitively. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We usually empower customer-defined e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will transition the aptitude of channels to envisioneer. We think we know that if you extend robustly then you may also seize compellingly. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of client-focused, impactful angel investors. We will redefine the term "clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think we know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also integrate virally. We often drive turn-key iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to revolutionize transparently. A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to harness fiercely. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source web services and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to exploit elegantly. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without appropriate intra-nano-micro-web-enabled, enterprise, customer-directed, revolutionary project management, all-hands meetings are forced to become six-sigma. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your transparent feature set? Right now? The capacity to productize seamlessly leads to the ability to redefine proactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our ability to visualize. If you expedite robustly, you may have to envisioneer micro-intuitively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be world-class? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. Think nano-virtual. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge web-readiness and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Java. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not frictionless.