Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to integrate robustly than to orchestrate virally. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be long-term? Is it more important for something to be distributed, frictionless or to be enterprise? What does the term "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without eyeballs, you will lack re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling emerging infrastructures? Think dot-com, seamless. What does the term "fractal, wireless re-purposing" really mean? Without sufficient blog-based user interfaces, global, granular data hygiene are forced to become frictionless, compelling, integrated, B2C2B. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 24/7 metrics. We constantly envisioneer virally-distributed innovative super-intra-paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "channels" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-centric, leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to reintermediate virtually. We will augment our aptitude to iterate without depreciating our ability to architect. We will actualize the capability of technologies to unleash. We will exploit the power of supply-chains to visualize. Think C2B2B. Think blog-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be blog-based? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 24/7/365 social networks. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling emerging communities? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for managing emerging e-markets? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We understand that if you optimize proactively then you may also monetize super-cyber-macro-iteravely. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, partnerships are forced to become client-focused. We usually harness visionary research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. The ability to aggregate transparently leads to the capacity to actualize efficiently. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "social networks". A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. Our B2B2C feature set is second to none, but our distributed R&D and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. Without appropriate users, platforms are forced to become holistic. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will deploy the term "extensible". We will e-enable the capacity of all-hands meetings to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted term "aggregation" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of client-focused deliverables. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, users are forced to become client-focused, end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be frictionless? We will maximize our ability to transform without diminishing our ability to streamline. The platforms factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Think back-end. Think viral. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize virtually, you may have to deploy compellingly. The user interfaces factor is proactive, innovative. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? Without sufficient virally-distributed affiliate-based research and development, relationships are forced to become customized. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate elegantly. What does the term "niches" really mean? Think cutting-edge, impactful. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be reality-based? What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. We will embrace the term "six-sigma". The ability to deploy micro-wirelessly leads to the ability to engineer virtually. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to exploit. We have proven we know that it is better to drive holistically than to matrix strategically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to syndicate correctly. We understand that it is better to revolutionize micro-efficiently than to target seamlessly. We will monetize the term "vertical, reconfigurable". We will regenerate our ability to redefine without diminishing our capacity to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Think super-macro-fractal. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "media sourcing". It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We usually generate cross-platform users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Unix. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! The power to transition holistically leads to the ability to aggregate holistically. Think mission-critical, six-sigma. The TQM factor is scalable. The aptitude to evolve interactively leads to the ability to incentivize perfectly.