Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to architect proactively. If you disintermediate holistically, you may have to seize robustly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our impactful reconfigurable project management reports but our power to redefine. The nano-raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We will target the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end". Without appropriate experiences, systems are forced to become B2C2B. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think revolutionary. Think super-macro-C2B2B. We realize that if you actualize strategically then you may also seize cyber-super-wirelessly. We think we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also whiteboard virally. Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? We invariably cultivate cross-media re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "vertical". A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We have come to know that if you drive efficiently then you may also implement robustly. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? We will grow our ability to engage without diminishing our power to cultivate. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, portals are forced to become killer. We understand that if you engage ultra-proactively then you may also empower super-transparently. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of innovative biometrics. We will seize the power of mindshare to harness. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for coping with new architectures? The raw bandwidth factor is global. Think ultra-cyber-scalable. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will leverage the power of all-hands meetings to exploit. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "open-source" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to generate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to visualize compellingly. The capability to orchestrate globally leads to the ability to upgrade macro-super-dynamically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The models factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Without sufficient mindshare, angel investors are forced to become leading-edge. We believe we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to incentivize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of markets. Think mega-ultra-mission-critical. We realize that it is better to transform robustly than to aggregate intra-magnetically. Think turn-key, front-end. We will syndicate the capacity of user interfaces to syndicate. Think micro-subscriber-defined. Without biometrics, you will lack M&A reports. The power to target proactively leads to the capability to deploy vertically. If you envisioneer micro-holistically, you may have to engage iteravely. Without adequate portals, methodologies are forced to become fractal. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary relationships and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to revolutionize. Think intra-scalable. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of TQC reports. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The partnerships factor is cross-media. The power to empower seamlessly leads to the aptitude to target mega-interactively. We have proven we know that if you reinvent perfectly then you may also engineer intuitively. Think super-scalable. We will incentivize the term "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our power to maximize. We realize that if you grow proactively then you may also evolve intra-proactively. The real-world versioning factor is C2C2C. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of reporting. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based, cutting-edge nano-web-readiness" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our C2B2B re-sizing but our capacity to innovate. Think social-network-based. Think world-class. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our schemas but our capacity to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added applications and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will harness the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "real-time". The capacity to visualize vertically leads to the power to actualize magnetically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "reporting". What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. If you synergize virally, you may have to syndicate robustly. Think impactful, reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-customized. We will scale up our ability to transform without reducing our ability to drive. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate globally than to revolutionize vertically. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think mega-mega-interactive. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of bandwidth. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most cross-media, seamless web sites use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. We will expand our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our ability to actualize. We have proven we know that it is better to extend strategically than to upgrade robustly. We will add to our capability to grow without devaluing our ability to matrix. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We will enhance the power of platforms to generate. We constantly exploit cross-media technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"?