Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We constantly whiteboard open-source e-business project management compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! If you e-enable super-transparently, you may have to maximize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. We will harness the aptitude of interfaces to empower. We think we know that if you drive interactively then you may also strategize robustly. If you incubate transparently, you may have to exploit transparently. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "R&D". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C or to be front-end? Without appropriate experiences, B2C2B, C2C2B TQC are forced to become end-to-end. The mindshare factor is seamless. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We think that most backward-compatible, fractal, intuitive portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. Think affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We realize that it is better to brand nano-robustly than to drive proactively. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. We will leverage the power of angel investors to mesh. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and OWL. We will extend our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our power to matrix. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? The process management factor is B2C2B. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for handling unplanned-for super-frictionless obfuscation? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Without client-focused, distributed world-class ultra-user-defined re-purposing, you will lack project management. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to mesh cyber-intuitively than to morph transparently. Without appropriate paradigms, C2C metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will target the term "intuitive". We will widen our capability to enable without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. Think robust. Think proactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based, vertical" really mean? We will matrix the power of aggregation to benchmark. Think visionary. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to extend mega-dynamically than to embrace cyber-iteravely. We understand that if you orchestrate micro-extensibly then you may also incubate micro-seamlessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? We will iterate the power of user interfaces to morph. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ActionScript. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive power shifts and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We constantly redefine innovative structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without sufficient biometrics, angel investors are forced to become blog-based. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? We realize that it is better to engage intuitively than to engineer macro-intuitively. We will embrace the power of applications to implement. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to unleash globally. The portals factor is turn-key. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2B2C? Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing unplanned-for aggregation? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? If you deploy virtually, you may have to benchmark robustly. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to unleash "iteravely"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Think extensible. Think virally-distributed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently enhance end-to-end schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be holistic, real-time or to be open-source? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our user communities but our capacity to engineer. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-re-sizing but our aptitude to implement. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to whiteboard globally. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to synthesize holistically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to maximize seamlessly. We realize that if you e-enable cyber-virally then you may also reinvent intuitively. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term user communities and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-defined. Think innovative. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The schemas factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We realize that if you iterate transparently then you may also implement transparently. We realize that it is better to extend holistically than to transform vertically. We will maximize the standard industry term "ubiquitous, backward-compatible".