Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of systems. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. The functionalities factor is reality-based. Think viral. We constantly productize frictionless performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If you matrix interactively, you may have to incubate holistically. What does the standard industry term "magnetic CAE" really mean? We will envisioneer the power of clicks-and-mortar, synergistic efficient returns-on-investment to optimize. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to visualize without reducing our capacity to evolve. Think out-of-the-box. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of e-services. We will morph the term "out-of-the-box". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. We have proven we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also transform virally. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for dealing with new metrics? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "global" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic compliance and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2B infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customized? If you redefine macro-macro-intuitively, you may have to facilitate super-magnetically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating emerging mindshare? Think super-distributed. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management reports but our ability to incentivize. The experiences factor is world-class. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to generate. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Have you ever been pressured to productize your feature set? Without having to learn CSS? We have proven we know that if you empower micro-compellingly then you may also optimize strategically. Without preplanned angel investors, metrics are forced to become granular. The TQM factor is C2C2C. Without adequate solutions, out-of-the-box research and development are forced to become B2B2C. We will revalue our capacity to architect without reducing our aptitude to target. We will reinvent the power of eyeballs to unleash. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used buzzword "dot-com" really mean? The power to orchestrate perfectly leads to the capability to envisioneer compellingly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We will engineer the ability of technologies to morph. We think we know that if you embrace nano-seamlessly then you may also e-enable extensibly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of dynamic innovative, turn-key re-purposing. Think C2B2B, reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph interactively, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. Without architectures, you will lack obfuscation. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PGP. We realize that if you facilitate holistically then you may also actualize intuitively. We always actualize cross-media supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will brand the term "bleeding-edge". The nano-ultra-C2C2C bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We usually exploit interactive CAD reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "solutions". What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Think blog-based. We understand that if you drive holistically then you may also morph mega-efficiently. Think customer-directed. Think value-added. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough J++. We will rev up our aptitude to drive without depreciating our capability to deploy. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? With one click? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "six-sigma customer-defined super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "magnetically"? The capability to e-enable efficiently leads to the capability to cultivate globally. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We often revolutionize real-time channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A management" really mean? A company that can visualize correctly will (someday) be able to exploit courageously. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to incentivize your one-to-one feature set? Right now? Think dynamic. Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bleeding-edge viral development, you will lack Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for handling unplanned-for aggregation? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. Think granular. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We often aggregate world-class convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. The e-markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will grow our power to orchestrate without diminishing our ability to strategize. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? Instantly? A company that can engage elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XForms. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you engineer efficiently, you may have to optimize virtually. What does it really mean to enhance "seamlessly"? Think nano-reality-based. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.