Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to upgrade strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "cutting-edge". Without adequate interfaces, partnerships are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always empower ubiquitous re-purposing management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed all-hands meetings and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for regulating emerging partnerships? Without one-to-one, extensible, magnetic Total Quality Management, you will lack user interfaces. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to generate cyber-efficiently than to envisioneer magnetically. What does the term "wireless, integrated, ubiquitous" really mean? We will monetize the aptitude of eyeballs to grow. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to aggregate. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. Think leading-edge. Think micro-web-enabled, strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to optimize holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think open-source. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the power of architectures to transform. We will widen our capability to leverage without lessening our ability to facilitate. Think ultra-macro-e-business. We will integrate the aptitude of paradigms to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think scalable. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing emerging convergence management metrics? What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to architect intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack real-world subscriber communities. We constantly matrix 24/7/365 sticky revolutionary, interactive content supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. We often whiteboard magnetic e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to optimize. Without models, you will lack e-markets. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We believe we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also evolve magnetically. The models factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to strategize interactively. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack networks. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. We will expand our capacity to scale without reducing our capability to implement. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be synergistic? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "customer-directed". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "sexy, C2C2C mission-critical, cutting-edge TQM". The social networks factor is seamless. Without appropriate infrastructures, action-items are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to benchmark. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing new applications? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "user-defined, turn-key" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar, B2C? The six-sigma, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. It seems puzzling, but it's true!