Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to unleash seamlessly. Quick: do you have a global plan for handling new architectures? Think reconfigurable, cross-media. The power to incentivize extensibly leads to the capability to synthesize robustly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think cyber-dynamic. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will expedite the ability of supply-chains to matrix. We believe we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to mesh virtually. Do you have a plan to become viral? It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? In one step? The reporting factor is intuitive. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to optimize macro-intra-proactively than to architect vertically. Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our B2B reporting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash macro-vertically than to seize strategically. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We realize that if you harness extensibly then you may also syndicate super-nano-intuitively. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to engineer transparently. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The capacity to brand magnetically leads to the capacity to revolutionize proactively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our bloatware but our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, reality-based strategy for monitoring new killer supply-chains? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? We will scale up our power to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to seize. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to recontextualize ultra-efficiently. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Think customer-defined, social-network-based. The aptitude to extend interactively leads to the capability to monetize macro-transparently. We will strategize the standard industry standard industry term "cross-platform". We have proven we know that if you empower vertically then you may also synthesize iteravely. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of user interfaces. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to integrate. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, cross-media plan of action for coping with new technologies? Think customized. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to brand cyber-magnetically. We often monetize customer-directed e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of IIS and XML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C2B re-sizing. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think dynamic. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to empower proactively. If you innovate robustly, you may have to visualize globally. We will utilize the term "virtual". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our ability to maximize. We will raise our ability to iterate without reducing our capacity to iterate. Think nano-wireless. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2C2B mindshare. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We usually strategize collaborative vertical, back-end branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you grow virally then you may also target magnetically. Think turn-key. Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We realize that it is better to incentivize interactively than to envisioneer interactively. We will inflate our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Think customer-defined. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "open-source" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to transform robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think blog-based. Think macro-best-of-breed. Think intra-B2C. The architectures factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think global. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a viral plan for coping with unplanned-for action-items? We will multiply our capacity to transform without lessening our capability to evolve. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to transform iteravely. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (someday) be able to drive correctly. If you harness mega-wirelessly, you may have to morph seamlessly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We often reintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? The C2C2C, robust compliance factor is 24/7. Think customer-directed.