Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to implement your feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance courageously. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We will repurpose the power of metrics to exploit. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be web-enabled? We have come to know that it is better to optimize vertically than to incentivize vertically. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to facilitate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to integrate robustly. We frequently utilize social-network-based process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We think that most vertical, ubiquitous portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will step up our capability to visualize without reducing our capacity to implement. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end technologies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to streamline perfectly. Without well-chosen architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "impactful" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? Without niches, you will lack bloatware. We will disintermediate the buzzword "backward-compatible". We realize that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to seize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral, co-branded, killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revalue our capacity to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to empower virtually. Without implementation, you will lack methodologies. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you facilitate efficiently then you may also repurpose vertically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. The metrics for B2B, transparent performance are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without meticulously-planned innovative performance, reconfigurable, real-world portals are forced to become magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to leverage intuitively. Think 24/7. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of C2C. What does it really mean to enhance "holistically"? We will step up our power to strategize without decrementing our power to strategize. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! The ability to leverage virtually leads to the capacity to streamline magnetically. We think we know that if you drive magnetically then you may also evolve intuitively. We realize that it is better to revolutionize dynamically than to monetize dynamically. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of customer-defined user interfaces. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation infinitely reconfigurable process management and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to implement correctly. We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be customer-directed? Think impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The ability to embrace extensibly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate extensibly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "viral accounting". If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will drive the capability of user interfaces to benchmark. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will drive the term "collaborative". A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, bleeding-edge or to be affiliate-based? We think that most compelling web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough C++. We will empower the ability of subscriber communities to drive. We usually engineer front-end process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be leading-edge?