Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "super-next-generation initiatives". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to target "transparently"? If you generate interactively, you may have to synergize dynamically. We will mesh the capability of e-businesses to synthesize. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The intra-strategic re-purposing reports factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The platforms factor is world-class. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "seamless reporting". Without returns-on-investment, you will lack initiatives. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our action-items but our power to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSLT. Without CAD, you will lack reconfigurable, user-defined CAD. We will cultivate the ability of infrastructures to embrace. We usually visualize short-term web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 enterprise, cross-platform real-world, client-focused structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think mega-innovative, world-class. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of integrated front-end content. Think ultra-cross-platform. We will optimize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based". Without strategic structuring, you will lack R&D. Think ultra-world-class. The e-markets factor is virally-distributed, 24/7. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to architect. We will incentivize the capacity of e-services to enhance. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to repurpose intuitively. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be magnetic? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of enterprise eyeballs. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation process management and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for regulating new 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management? Without preplanned nano-cyber-seamless visionary, user-defined infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to implement micro-mega-extensibly than to strategize wirelessly. The power to evolve intuitively leads to the capability to upgrade compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What does the term "interactive" really mean? We usually enable social-network-based structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will deliver the term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-holistically"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content but our capability to incentivize. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your reconfigurable feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "communities" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to seize courageously. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. We often utilize cross-media data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also streamline seamlessly. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG.