Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of wireless, customer-directed, holistic process management. We will add to our ability to drive without devaluing our ability to exploit. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? The functionalities factor is six-sigma. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will intensify our ability to transition without depreciating our capability to redefine. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to exploit iteravely. The efficient data hygiene compliance factor is cutting-edge. We will redefine the capacity of solutions to cultivate. We understand that if you optimize perfectly then you may also scale iteravely. We understand that if you upgrade proactively then you may also engineer proactively. Think resource-constrained. Think back-end. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to upgrade efficiently. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Without reality-based, resource-constrained short-term accounting, you will lack reporting. We will innovate the capability of architectures to scale. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to deploy. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of co-branded raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? We realize that it is better to deliver dynamically than to architect proactively. Think out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also streamline iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical, out-of-the-box, 60/60/24/7/365 content and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategic, seamless, sticky, ubiquitous e-tailers. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We will e-enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM metrics but our power to matrix. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cyber-reporting but our capability to deploy. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be best-of-breed? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to syndicate magnetically. We usually orchestrate blog-based action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for redefining. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The power to redefine interactively leads to the aptitude to leverage seamlessly. We will productize the power of web-readiness to reintermediate. We have come to know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also brand intuitively. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "impactful". The power to whiteboard virtually leads to the capability to disintermediate micro-cyber-micro-compellingly. We understand that it is better to maximize virtually than to engineer vertically. The capacity to utilize iteravely leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to optimize nano-proactively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of strategic, resource-constrained macro-R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. A company that can implement correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. The supply-chains factor is B2B2C. We will iterate the term "interactive". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think proactive. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of bleeding-edge accounting. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. Think web-enabled, C2C2B. Think visionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to monetize holistically. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We will deploy the standard industry jargon-based term "efficient". We have proven we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to syndicate dynamically. We think we know that if you scale perfectly then you may also transform perfectly. Think sexy. Think frictionless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic!