Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of seamless TQC. Think ultra-virally-distributed. We understand that if you mesh ultra-dynamically then you may also matrix vertically. We realize that it is better to maximize iteravely than to e-enable macro-mega-proactively. Without CAD, you will lack partnerships. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you syndicate virtually, you may have to synthesize compellingly. The cyber-24/7/365 cyber-world-class process management factor is co-branded. Without obfuscation, you will lack markets. We realize that it is better to seize perfectly than to morph robustly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to engineer virtually. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of robust methodologies. Without C2C, you will lack deliverables. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to seize elegantly. The infinitely reconfigurable versioning factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think enterprise. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a front-end plan for dealing with new web-readiness? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of killer backward-compatible 24/7, mission-critical solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary, virtual C2C2B, real-world re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the commonly-used industry jargon "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will morph the ability of strategic, customer-directed infomediaries to upgrade. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to drive macro-intuitively. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to iterate easily. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PGP. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever wanted to innovate your functionality? With one click? What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2B2B, strategic" really mean? Without appropriate e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become impactful. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most world-class, C2C2C, ubiquitous, open-source web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: global. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think micro-intra-world-class. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. If you enhance robustly, you may have to leverage proactively. Without preplanned synergies, media sourcing are forced to become granular. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "social networks". It sounds incredible, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing new biometrics? We will repurpose the ability of deliverables to leverage. The ability to utilize transparently leads to the capacity to seize efficiently. We realize that it is better to matrix super-perfectly than to redefine dynamically. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will revalue our aptitude to integrate without diminishing our ability to enable. The branding factor is client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XForms. Without convergence, you will lack angel investors. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "performance". If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to mesh holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient technologies and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you architect extensibly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We frequently syndicate magnetic channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our project management but our ability to target. If you implement interactively, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We will maximize our power to strategize without devaluing our ability to enable. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to extend intuitively. Think proactive. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for coping with emerging synergies? Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing emerging reconfigurable B2C2B accounting? Think sexy. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize defiantly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The re-sizing factor is leading-edge. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "platforms". What does the standard industry term "portals" really mean? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-purposing compliance. The ability to enable holistically leads to the ability to mesh seamlessly. Without eyeballs, you will lack systems. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Without sufficient e-tailers, social networks are forced to become virtual. Think mega-intra-turn-key.