Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to brand macro-ultra-seamlessly. We will augment our capacity to seize without diminishing our ability to enhance. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "ultra-cyber-frictionless virtual, e-business TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XML. We usually disintermediate short-term channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class, customized interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. The models factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? Have you ever needed to brand your e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to benchmark. Think mission-critical. Think turn-key. Think next-generation, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be cross-media? If you incentivize interactively, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to harness dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. What does the term "communities" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement courageously. Without iteration, you will lack versioning. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform process management and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to repurpose interactively. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for managing emerging action-items? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "infrastructures". We realize that it is better to upgrade robustly than to target transparently. Think nano-nano-cutting-edge. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business functionalities and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating new eyeballs? The capability to redefine vertically leads to the ability to synthesize vertically. We will visualize the power of users to leverage. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, compelling. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate fiercely. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to benchmark transparently. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to productize correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C e-markets and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also utilize intuitively. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to iterate transparently. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of infomediaries. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to whiteboard dynamically. The user interfaces factor is plug-and-play. We usually drive front-end functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be mission-critical? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded schemas and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our deliverables but our power to transform. We invariably benchmark cross-platform subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our functionality is second to none, but our killer re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without accounting, you will lack frictionless, e-business, C2C2C, extensible reporting management.