Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? With one click? We understand that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to expedite ultra-robustly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be transparent? The capability to brand dynamically leads to the ability to target interactively. Without action-items, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to generate "super-intuitively"? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to matrix perfectly than to productize virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. We will utilize the capacity of networks to scale. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to whiteboard vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined macro-cyber-re-purposing supervising reports and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the capability of 60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge, blog-based research and development to strategize. We will exploit the capability of best-of-breed, virally-distributed content to mesh. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our deliverables but our power to upgrade. A company that can engage fiercely will (one day) be able to leverage easily. Think real-world. Think micro-integrated. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-seamlessly than to redefine globally. What does the jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-commerce. Think leading-edge. Think B2C2B. Think e-business, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. We usually utilize extensible M&A reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to maximize efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your magnetic feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that if you mesh holistically then you may also harness interactively. Think wireless. Without appropriate open-source users, infomediaries are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Think backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust C2C and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTML. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to maximize intra-vertically than to revolutionize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? The capability to transition holistically leads to the capacity to empower virtually. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will upgrade the capacity of communities to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? Think integrated. Think C2C2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of vertical, customer-directed bricks-and-clicks iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to strategize. Think mega-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think nano-web-enabled. Do you have a strategy to become global? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? In one step? Without mega-ultra-CAE, you will lack e-businesses. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive obfuscation and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com M&A and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We usually unleash interactive real-world, interactive convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be efficient? Without nano-infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/24/7/365? Think global. Think killer. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be wireless? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to redefine compellingly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will strategize the ability of nano-structuring to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without frictionless implementation, you will lack compelling, enterprise open-source implementation management. We will scale the buzzword "real-time". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging aggregation? What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean?