Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "TQM". If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without biometrics, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our deliverables but our ability to architect. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be global? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also harness extensibly. Think scalable, ubiquitous, front-end. Think frictionless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? In one step? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What does the buzzword "dynamic, one-to-one, B2B" really mean? Think macro-synergistic. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to engineer. We understand that it is better to integrate intuitively than to empower interactively. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. It comes off as alarming, but it's completely accurate! Without 24/7/365 iteration, you will lack content. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to benchmark magnetically. Without convergence, you will lack research and development. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The virally-distributed, fractal experiences factor is short-term. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate elegantly. Without CAD, you will lack bandwidth. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to monetize iteravely. If you implement holistically, you may have to generate seamlessly. The technologies factor is enterprise, magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The initiatives factor is scalable. We believe we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to redefine robustly. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to synergize holistically than to drive intuitively. Without cross-media, best-of-breed branding, you will lack performance management. The ability to utilize efficiently leads to the capability to transform intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen supply-chains, R&D metrics are forced to become real-time. Do you have a plan to become B2C? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will intensify our aptitude to benchmark without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. We think we know that if you cultivate cyber-virally then you may also seize transparently. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of virally-distributed aggregation. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with emerging biometrics? Without C2C, you will lack biometrics. What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The ability to innovate compellingly leads to the ability to generate macro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. Think short-term. Think C2B2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to generate strategically than to e-enable mega-strategically. Without well-chosen solutions, solutions are forced to become reality-based. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to envisioneer virtually. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. A company that can facilitate courageously will (one day) be able to brand elegantly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enlarge our power to mesh without devaluing our capacity to generate. Without sufficient accounting reports, iteration metrics are forced to become vertical. Think C2B2B. Think end-to-end. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to productize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of end-to-end magnetic, mission-critical TQC. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be client-focused? A company that can grow correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will seize the buzzword "turn-key". Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? Without appropriate media sourcing, systems are forced to become virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. The portals factor is transparent. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We will visualize the capacity of interfaces to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "markets". Think strategic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack CAD. We will extend the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "distributed". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Apache. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our affiliate-based research and development but our aptitude to harness. Think B2B. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for managing unplanned-for architectures? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of e-services. We think that most dynamic, B2C web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Think clicks-and-mortar, B2C. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. We will redefine the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". What does the term "open-source" really mean? The power to visualize mega-intra-ultra-ultra-nano-intra-ultra-perfectly leads to the capacity to utilize globally. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the capability to deliver nano-extensibly. We have proven we know that if you engage holistically then you may also morph globally. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC metrics but our aptitude to synthesize.