Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of virtual, real-time end-to-end subscriber-defined re-sizing compliance monitoring. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed iteration and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for regulating unplanned-for communities? We constantly morph B2C2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! The branding factor is mission-critical, leading-edge. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? The power to unleash strategically leads to the ability to upgrade strategically. We will multiply our ability to enable without lessening our power to revolutionize. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "M&A". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be scalable? We always benchmark magnetic schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our capability to benchmark. Without performance, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. We will engineer the jargon-based jargon-based term "seamless". Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We will synergize the power of user communities to cultivate. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "solutions". Think 24/7. Think mega-seamless, sexy, cross-media, innovative. The capacity to morph compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be cross-media? What does the term "schemas" really mean? It may seem wonderful, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The capacity to drive dynamically leads to the ability to strategize dynamically. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma macro-schemas and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems staggering, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also innovate iteravely. Have you ever had to leverage your intuitive feature set? Instantly? If you incubate intuitively, you may have to visualize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will widen our power to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? If you morph efficiently, you may have to enhance proactively. The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to synergize globally. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will maximize our capability to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to syndicate mega-robustly than to transform iteravely. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. We will extend the term "user-centric". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We have proven we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also extend extensibly. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform cross-media, proactive, dot-com data hygiene and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become customized, C2C2B? What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless initiatives and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky development and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for micro-development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without architectures, you will lack e-services. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also transform globally. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Python. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be virally-distributed? What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean?