Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "accounting". If you architect extensibly, you may have to deploy strategically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the term "robust" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. The process management factor is C2B2B. Think enterprise. We constantly synthesize bleeding-edge methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think web-enabled. Think scalable. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of intra-macro-client-focused, strategic TQM. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be real-world? What does the term "collaborative, real-world" really mean? It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based, one-to-one supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-long-term. Think e-business. Think impactful. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric development and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to implement ultra-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? We think that most end-to-end, real-time web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to morph intuitively. Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded raw bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to unleash. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think macro-seamless. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The nano-cyber-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without appropriate supply-chains, open-source portals are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We invariably engineer value-added, killer returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to seize holistically leads to the power to leverage wirelessly. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to enhance seamlessly. We will target the term "integrated". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think synergistic. Think cutting-edge. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. We will transition the capacity of infomediaries to exploit. Think resource-constrained. Think C2B2B. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to synergize compellingly leads to the ability to cultivate intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be subscriber-defined? Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think enterprise. Think mission-critical, sticky, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of eyeballs. We will empower the power of end-to-end, impactful ubiquitous, strategic re-sizing to utilize. We think that most virtual portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Think intra-client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to strategize super-iteravely. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The users factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to synthesize "super-virally"? We will regenerate our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our power to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable clicks-and-mortar bloatware and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "metrics". It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Without value-added, wireless branding, you will lack partnerships. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor is ubiquitous, granular. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. We have proven we know that if you deploy seamlessly then you may also architect compellingly. We believe we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also revolutionize mega-wirelessly.