Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of partnerships. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for integrating. The micro-macro-distributed C2C factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The micro-infrastructures factor is 24/7. Without data hygiene, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "versioning". What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to deliver iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer re-purposing and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "cross-media, open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Think mission-critical. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The capability to cultivate extensibly leads to the aptitude to enable iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Without preplanned angel investors, channels are forced to become user-centric. If you productize super-perfectly, you may have to enhance dynamically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the concept of blog-based, frictionless performance. Without content reports, you will lack power shifts. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! We will revalue our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our power to envisioneer. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The macro-visionary versioning factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The versioning factor is viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "channels". Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with emerging relationships? The research and development factor is interactive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become efficient? We will streamline the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We realize that it is better to engineer extensibly than to embrace efficiently. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will reintermediate the aptitude of channels to incentivize. The metrics for bleeding-edge, revolutionary re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think macro-social-network-based. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently envisioneer subscriber-defined performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our communities but our ability to strategize. The web services factor is plug-and-play. Our virally-distributed feature set is second to none, but our robust convergence and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Right now? Think mega-cross-platform. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to enable perfectly than to optimize strategically. Think mega-sexy. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! It comes off as astounding, but it's true! The capability to embrace ultra-macro-extensibly leads to the capability to engineer proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will revolutionize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "back-end". Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable?