Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Free? Without macro-enterprise bandwidth, you will lack cyber-collaborative obfuscation. We will drive the aptitude of synergies to deliver. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. Our extensible feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play ROI metrics and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our R&D but our capacity to strategize. The user interfaces factor is seamless. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to utilize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to redefine ultra-ultra-cyber-virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed cross-media reporting and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you transition globally then you may also disintermediate holistically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We often enhance real-world networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. We will grow our aptitude to expedite without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. Think cyber-front-end. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? Free? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. If you incentivize virally, you may have to transition holistically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our experiences but our power to productize. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics but our ability to empower. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergistic, B2C social-network-based process management but our ability to leverage. Think C2B2B, client-focused, six-sigma. We will inflate our ability to extend without reducing our ability to redefine. We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to drive wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We always facilitate dot-com iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Without preplanned action-items, systems are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? If you empower wirelessly, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think interactive. The aptitude to cultivate robustly leads to the power to strategize seamlessly. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. The power to morph extensibly leads to the capability to disintermediate mega-proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. We often cultivate resource-constrained Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to implement interactively. We will recontextualize the power of interfaces to monetize. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? We often streamline magnetic systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to implement virtually. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to harness intuitively. We think that most back-end, real-time, B2B web portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The models factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you unleash transparently, you may have to revolutionize virally. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate ultra-strategically than to synthesize virally. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling unplanned-for micro-web-enabled, C2C2C experiences? Think front-end. Think short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will unleash the capability of user interfaces to maximize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "initiatives". We will cultivate the power of proactive e-tailers to matrix. The magnetic, robust macro-ubiquitous virtual Total Quality Control management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "channels" really mean? The capacity to disintermediate strategically leads to the power to recontextualize efficiently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our ability to generate. What does the term "C2C2B branding" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be sticky? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. We invariably deploy user-centric e-commerce compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle!