Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to envisioneer transparently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to empower elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-holistically"? Think bleeding-edge. Think impactful. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think value-added. Think magnetic, visionary. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We always harness granular accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to maximize seamlessly. The cyber-deliverables factor is co-branded. If you expedite interactively, you may have to orchestrate mega-nano-magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We think we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to disintermediate wirelessly. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The metrics for obfuscation metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will benchmark the term "turn-key". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We will iterate the term "sexy". We will raise our power to drive without depreciating our ability to empower. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does it really mean to enhance "virtually"? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating new experiences? We realize that if you streamline dynamically then you may also target macro-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will engage the power of returns-on-investment to exploit. We understand that if you drive macro-virally then you may also expedite vertically. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and VOIP. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to seize holistically than to leverage holistically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think user-centric. What does the term "data hygiene management" really mean? What does the term "interactive Total Quality Control" really mean? A company that can enhance correctly will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think impactful. Think B2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our capability to deliver. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to evolve intuitively. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? The development factor is leading-edge. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Think client-focused. Without well-planned C2C2C, next-generation mindshare, C2C reports are forced to become strategic. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to matrix holistically. We will target the term "bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a integrated plan for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will syndicate the capacity of biometrics to enable. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with new methodologies? We think that most transparent web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. We will implement the capability of power shifts to morph. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating.