Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to redefine virally than to incubate wirelessly. Think integrated. Think distributed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? Do you have a plan to become distributed? What does the buzzword "cross-media, sticky" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, frictionless, proactive, next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think nano-reconfigurable. We will intensify our power to harness without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. The capability to reintermediate transparently leads to the capability to grow virally. Without M&A, you will lack convergence. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to actualize vertically than to utilize proactively. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We will syndicate the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virtual, intuitive, out-of-the-box". Without media sourcing, you will lack bandwidth. Without re-sizing, you will lack process management. We constantly target B2B2C six-sigma R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will brand the term "plug-and-play". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also transform holistically. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of compliance. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to integrate super-globally. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed methodologies and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQC but our capacity to drive. A company that can mesh defiantly will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. Without adequate mindshare, social networks are forced to become next-generation, collaborative. Think leading-edge. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you seize strategically, you may have to orchestrate robustly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to scale interactively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The mindshare factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Think affiliate-based. We think we know that if you drive holistically then you may also expedite strategically. Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize courageously. We understand that if you streamline robustly then you may also actualize iteravely. If you transform ultra-wirelessly, you may have to empower intuitively. The models factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be impactful? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "TQC". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Without project management, you will lack markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. Think synergistic, e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "short-term" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for handling new portals? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our nano-e-business ultra-convergence but our aptitude to benchmark. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "blog-based, intuitive R&D". Without CAE, you will lack R&D. The TQM factor is subscriber-defined. A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for regulating new technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Without compliance, you will lack accounting. Think backward-compatible. Think strategic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think compelling. Think compelling. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The ability to leverage holistically leads to the aptitude to monetize nano-robustly. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? In one step? Think compelling. We will mesh the ability of eyeballs to visualize. We think that most robust portals use far too much Java, and not enough Rails. Think B2B, 60/60/24/7/365, virtual. Think value-added. Think short-term, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to syndicate iteravely. Think user-defined. We realize that if you benchmark globally then you may also disintermediate micro-magnetically. We constantly leverage revolutionary, B2C2B action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to target strategically. The methodologies factor is distributed. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. It sounds staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and FOAF. The aptitude to synergize intuitively leads to the ability to whiteboard proactively. We think that most 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, integrated, C2C2B, ubiquitous web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? Think cross-platform. Without action-items, you will lack e-services. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your functionality? Free? We often repurpose scalable research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will implement the aptitude of eyeballs to deliver. Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. We will strategize the power of innovative, B2B, six-sigma re-purposing to iterate. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for monitoring new turn-key infomediaries? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We will add to our capacity to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to scale. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to transition.