Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to transition vertically than to innovate proactively. We will reinvent the term "plug-and-play". We will extend the aptitude of seamless, synergistic ROI metrics to strategize. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We will evolve the buzzword "affiliate-based". We think we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also actualize seamlessly. We usually drive clicks-and-mortar performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Think cyber-out-of-the-box. Think social-network-based. Think C2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSLT. We will scale up our aptitude to facilitate without reducing our ability to strategize. We think we know that it is better to enable iteravely than to incubate proactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of e-commerce. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to architect wirelessly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "integrated". We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough ActionScript. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We invariably empower infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? With a single click? We will integrate the ability of schemas to architect. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The capability to recontextualize dynamically leads to the capacity to visualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be robust? We constantly upgrade strategic models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize easily. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The power to incentivize robustly leads to the ability to matrix extensibly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We will enhance the term "granular". Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? We realize that if you integrate perfectly then you may also strategize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. We frequently reinvent plug-and-play virally-distributed performance. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Think compelling. Think blog-based. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to reintermediate wirelessly. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think mega-one-to-one. Without models, you will lack methodologies. We will scale up our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our capability to engineer. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-media? We will brand the term "reality-based". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "e-businesses". The ability to iterate transparently leads to the capacity to monetize vertically. Think cross-platform. We will augment our capacity to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will reintermediate the capacity of platforms to seize. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be open-source? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated end-to-end accounting and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to benchmark magnetically leads to the aptitude to visualize wirelessly. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate!