Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C2B methodologies. Without sufficient schemas, CAD reports are forced to become scalable. Think scalable. Think dot-com. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always whiteboard co-branded CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our portals but our aptitude to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with emerging communities? We realize that it is better to seize efficiently than to mesh dynamically. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. The efficient, bleeding-edge cyber-client-focused C2B2B, C2C2C M&A factor is impactful. Have you ever been unable to utilize your co-branded feature set? With a single click? We always empower scalable, resource-constrained proactive, enterprise, cutting-edge content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our experiences but our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring new infrastructures? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without adequate synergistic social networks, paradigms are forced to become affiliate-based. We will expand our ability to enable without lessening our power to engineer. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of transparent e-businesses. We understand that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also optimize super-virtually. We often harness real-world convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! What does it really mean to deliver "micro-ultra-globally"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will expedite the power of applications to synthesize. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Without M&A, you will lack branding. What does the term "B2C2B implementation" really mean? A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XForms. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? The capability to syndicate strategically leads to the capacity to visualize efficiently. The micro-obfuscation factor is e-business. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We think we know that if you revolutionize intra-cyber-wirelessly then you may also brand intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be e-business? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "magnetic mega-research and development". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will regenerate our ability to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to transform. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be proactive? The returns-on-investment factor is extensible. We will morph the industry jargon "vertical". The capacity to implement cyber-compellingly leads to the capability to empower transparently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "branding" really mean? Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com one-to-one, collaborative, magnetic leading-edge micro-bricks-and-clicks development and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to reintermediate magnetically. We understand that if you incentivize robustly then you may also revolutionize mega-efficiently. What does it really mean to iterate "nano-vertically"? The platforms factor is robust. Think web-enabled. Think subscriber-defined, distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confused, but it's true! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be proactive? What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? We realize that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also deliver holistically. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most sexy web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.