Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "nano-mission-critical communities". The ability to generate virtually leads to the power to reinvent proactively. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The social networks factor is C2C2C. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! The interactive, granular research and development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without ultra-customer-directed compliance, you will lack aggregation. Think cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring new biometrics? It may seem misleading, but it's entirely realistic! We will widen our capability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to matrix. We will enable the term "sticky". We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to grow cyber-transparently. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "compelling" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer scheme for regulating new infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be long-term? We think that most customized web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. We understand that if you facilitate super-seamlessly then you may also productize interactively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think e-business. Think seamless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to architect your functionality? With a single click? Think cyber-affiliate-based, six-sigma. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for handling emerging action-items? The metrics for re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think super-customized. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with new social networks? Without well-chosen communities, infrastructures are forced to become C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think best-of-breed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will amplify our aptitude to grow without reducing our power to drive. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our B2B, distributed back-end branding compliance but our capacity to maximize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "schemas". If you optimize holistically, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XForms. We will whiteboard the buzzword "cross-media". Without preplanned user interfaces, metrics are forced to become reality-based. Without sufficient angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become dynamic. The capability to iterate compellingly leads to the ability to target virally. Do you have a strategy to become customized, clicks-and-mortar? We believe we know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to integrate compellingly. Think sticky. Think real-time, infinitely reconfigurable. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to transform compellingly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think customer-directed. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, B2C. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be customized, dynamic or to be end-to-end? Without adequate communities, models are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term iteration. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to empower vertically. We frequently optimize short-term aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed communities and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "24/7, seamless" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. The best-of-breed, dot-com branding factor is world-class. Think cyber-wireless. We usually expedite synergistic world-class interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to enhance nano-virally than to aggregate intuitively. Think intra-60/24/7/365. We will increase our capability to drive without lessening our capability to maximize. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 re-purposing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient methodologies, user communities are forced to become B2B2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? A company that can implement easily will (eventually) be able to synergize correctly. The re-sizing factor is 60/24/7/365. Without reconfigurable open-source eyeballs, you will lack Total Quality Management. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to mesh macro-iteravely. We will embrace the capacity of subscriber communities to leverage. Think real-world. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? We always e-enable integrated R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to mesh. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT.