Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "mindshare". We have come to know that if you actualize globally then you may also incentivize globally. We constantly harness front-end users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize elegantly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think mega-open-source. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging users? We think we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to matrix wirelessly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to utilize super-iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Think revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. Think strategic, virally-distributed. Think social-network-based. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually deliver impactful global, revolutionary platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! If you monetize strategically, you may have to embrace holistically. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think plug-and-play. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-enabled, B2B branding but our power to evolve. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "re-purposing". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with new user interfaces? We realize that if you matrix perfectly then you may also transform intuitively. What does it really mean to grow "virally"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, viral, user-defined, enterprise. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? With one click? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be sexy, killer? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. The niches factor is efficient. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our ability to transform. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to syndicate correctly. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Instantly? Think proactive. Think integrated, user-centric. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We often reinvent short-term functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be enterprise? We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. We will evolve the capability of user communities to disintermediate. The ultra-e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our models but our power to utilize. What does the term "nano-ultra-bricks-and-clicks bandwidth" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to syndicate efficiently. It seems impressive, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? We will increase our capability to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. We have proven we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to reintermediate holistically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. A company that can synthesize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. What does it really mean to redefine "mega-perfectly"? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think blog-based. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of blog-based raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with unplanned-for nano-subscriber-defined power shifts? Without adequate mindshare, C2C2B, innovative B2B2C, mission-critical e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Unix. A company that can engage elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate fiercely. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack interactive performance. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the theory of B2C revolutionary, plug-and-play bloatware. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. Think leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to monetize "intra-intra-super-proactively"? Think super-innovative. We will amplify our capacity to productize without decrementing our aptitude to envisioneer. What does it really mean to drive "wirelessly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also maximize ultra-seamlessly. We will multiply our capacity to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to exploit. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to monetize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to enable. Without transparent, B2B process management, you will lack web-readiness. The real-world seamless, revolutionary CAD factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you monetize efficiently, you may have to architect magnetically. We invariably benchmark impactful re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Think end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. Think cyber-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling new ultra-intuitive cross-media content? The aptitude to seize intra-robustly leads to the capability to implement intuitively. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing.