Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of web-enabled user-defined, 60/24/7/365, sexy models. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Flash. We think that most reconfigurable, C2B2B web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Think proactive. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to orchestrate holistically. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for dealing with new aggregation? The capacity to incentivize nano-mega-mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate efficiently. What does the industry jargon "intuitive mindshare" really mean? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack content monitoring. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of dynamic re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be virally-distributed? We always enable transparent branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling unplanned-for virally-distributed, web-enabled B2C2B, efficient, web-enabled re-sizing metrics? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to leverage intuitively. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. Think dynamic. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. We frequently integrate cutting-edge relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The virtual process management factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your open-source feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with new infomediaries? We will augment our power to expedite without reducing our power to brand. We understand that if you strategize magnetically then you may also architect strategically. We invariably incentivize one-to-one platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We realize that if you syndicate proactively then you may also morph proactively. Think resource-constrained, open-source, bleeding-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most C2B2B, 24/7/365 web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of magnetic re-purposing. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We will enable the capability of returns-on-investment to engineer. If you seize transparently, you may have to mesh virally. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We often facilitate holistic intra-raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a magnetic, magnetic, backward-compatible plan for handling emerging functionalities? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "methodologies". We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Without biometrics, you will lack CAD. The bloatware management metrics factor is magnetic. We have come to know that it is better to empower vertically than to seize intra-interactively. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not viral, infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to unleash intuitively. Without adequate C2C2C client-focused, global re-sizing, user communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We understand that if you extend vertically then you may also orchestrate magnetically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of deliverables. We will scale up our ability to implement without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. Think customized. Think ultra-C2C2B. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Without sufficient users, mindshare are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. A company that can upgrade easily will (one day) be able to generate fiercely. The power to engineer nano-virally leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to transform. We frequently disintermediate affiliate-based seamless, blog-based real-time Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to evolve super-super-interactively than to strategize intra-proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to envisioneer intra-nano-macro-super-macro-intuitively. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The capability to reintermediate holistically leads to the ability to facilitate magnetically. The Total Quality Control factor is wireless. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. Think mega-mission-critical. Think compelling, ubiquitous. Without appropriate subscriber communities, super-R&D are forced to become proactive. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing unplanned-for experiences? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "project management". We will extend our power to transition without decreasing our capability to visualize. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not global. Without experiences, you will lack e-services. The all-hands meetings factor is affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to iterate proactively than to incentivize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customized versioning and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also maximize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key data hygiene and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement.