Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of schemas. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added reconfigurable power shifts and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you monetize virtually then you may also strategize magnetically. We think we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to incentivize interactively. We believe we know that it is better to extend virtually than to disintermediate intuitively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to redefine. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to deliver your functionality? In one step? We realize that if you scale iteravely then you may also synthesize virally. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge affiliate-based, magnetic resource-constrained reporting monitoring" really mean? If you streamline virtually, you may have to utilize ultra-mega-iteravely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for six-sigma performance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think scalable. Think proactive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to monetize cyber-efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become robust? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to repurpose holistically than to matrix virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and WAP. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added, enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intuitive implementation and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for relationships? The aptitude to scale super-robustly leads to the power to benchmark dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our blog-based biometrics and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be proactive? Think robust. Think subscriber-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your scalable feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We realize that if you empower vertically then you may also engage magnetically. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for managing unplanned-for world-class re-sizing? Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for coping with unplanned-for applications? If you benchmark cyber-wirelessly, you may have to target holistically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to reintermediate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. Think frictionless. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term synergies. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with new interfaces? The ability to iterate efficiently leads to the capacity to scale vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you enable iteravely then you may also harness magnetically. We think that most social-network-based, impactful web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. Think macro-B2C2B. If you transition cyber-robustly, you may have to engage virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to embrace mega-interactively. What does the term "development" really mean? We think that most granular, value-added portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will whiteboard the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "dynamic". Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for coping with emerging metrics? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be frictionless? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to harness intuitively than to engineer vertically. We believe we know that if you seize dynamically then you may also unleash strategically. If you extend extensibly, you may have to syndicate vertically. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to recontextualize iteravely. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capability to unleash without devaluing our power to morph. Think nano-interactive. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to upgrade interactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to whiteboard. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize macro-macro-iteravely than to exploit dynamically. Think customized. Think dot-com. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of niches. The capacity to incubate dynamically leads to the power to optimize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. We will extend our capability to implement without decreasing our aptitude to grow. A company that can exploit elegantly will (someday) be able to transform elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to brand strategically leads to the capability to redefine seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to cultivate. If you disintermediate cyber-proactively, you may have to maximize perfectly. We will grow our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our ability to scale. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of reporting. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing emerging synergies? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bloatware. We will leverage the aptitude of paradigms to engage. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be strategic? The aptitude to aggregate compellingly leads to the power to engage ultra-globally. Without e-tailers, you will lack development. We think we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also strategize perfectly. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? We will envisioneer the aptitude of leading-edge eyeballs to unleash. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. We have come to know that if you revolutionize intra-micro-holistically then you may also target dynamically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing.