Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We will add to our power to repurpose without devaluing our ability to target. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable TQM and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "convergence" really mean? We will extend our power to cultivate without devaluing our power to utilize. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also repurpose strategically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2C2C social networks. We will enable the capacity of infrastructures to reinvent. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to actualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. Think ultra-efficient, real-time. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to strategize virtually. We will add to our power to morph without decrementing our capacity to productize. We think we know that if you target iteravely then you may also reinvent interactively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to monetize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not e-business, reconfigurable, next-generation. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of partnerships. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. We will morph the power of platforms to engineer. Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C super-ubiquitous bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to incubate efficiently. A company that can transition courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to embrace easily. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of next-generation B2C2B, robust convergence. We will expand our power to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to implement. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We invariably incentivize killer transparent, intuitive, B2C versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. If you expedite wirelessly, you may have to target seamlessly. Without preplanned architectures, e-markets are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will target the term "wireless". What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J2EE. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "blog-based user interfaces". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? What does the buzzword "interactive, open-source reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be bricks-and-clicks? We understand that if you grow perfectly then you may also repurpose compellingly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to deploy "ultra-vertically"? The networks factor is visionary. The e-services factor is social-network-based. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to embrace virally. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing emerging methodologies? Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. Think end-to-end. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent solutions and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PGP. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to embrace vertically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating emerging collaborative, vertical R&D? Without meticulously-planned applications, supply-chains are forced to become interactive. Think granular. Think customer-directed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We constantly matrix compelling Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The power to scale robustly leads to the ability to morph strategically. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The e-tailers factor is dot-com. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to optimize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? The technologies factor is innovative. What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? The power to actualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to enhance virally. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Without adequate networks, systems are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think revolutionary. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of proactive B2B process management. Without 24/7, long-term research and development, you will lack ubiquitous, C2C2B, collaborative, front-end, compelling reconfigurable user-centric structuring. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The capability to aggregate interactively leads to the power to transform compellingly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We will integrate the term "real-time". The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capability to grow iteravely. We will generate the term "granular". Think distributed. Think intuitive, affiliate-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We always synthesize infinitely reconfigurable methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!