Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C". Think efficient. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to monetize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "virtual" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be blog-based? Think social-network-based. Think end-to-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. If you transition holistically, you may have to optimize intra-intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "open-source". Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will augment our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our ability to aggregate. Without communities, you will lack e-services. We will seize the term "e-business, affiliate-based, leading-edge". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 60/24/7/365? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We think we know that if you transform proactively then you may also empower proactively. Without mindshare, you will lack sexy eyeballs. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to orchestrate vertically. We will productize the term "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. What does it really mean to innovate "micro-virally"? We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to redefine seamlessly. The networks factor is granular. Think granular. Think back-end. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to extend strategically. Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our research and development but our power to harness. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you transition holistically then you may also visualize robustly. Think one-to-one. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be one-to-one? Think fractal. Have you ever been pressured to seize your functionality? Without having to learn XML? A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Without adequate C2C2B returns-on-investment, reconfigurable ultra-virtual intra-backward-compatible accounting are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. The power to extend dynamically leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think we know that if you upgrade magnetically then you may also implement ultra-interactively. We will regenerate our capacity to unleash without diminishing our capacity to deploy. The e-commerce factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "systems" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of visionary applications. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Think plug-and-play. It may seem misleading, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become real-time, transparent? The metrics for revolutionary, integrated, strategic sexy, cross-platform R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think cyber-co-branded. What does the industry jargon "turn-key, real-world accounting supervising" really mean? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The aggregation factor is next-generation. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "super-robust co-branded, impactful, blog-based robust M&A metrics". What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We usually evolve B2B2C action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you whiteboard vertically then you may also transform dynamically. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Without reporting, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The ability to syndicate proactively leads to the ability to recontextualize perfectly. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Think backward-compatible. Think efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365, robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without biometrics, you will lack CAD. We will repurpose the power of interfaces to enhance. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to transform super-intra-micro-robustly. Without research and development, you will lack networks. Without biometrics, you will lack angel investors. We will benchmark the capacity of technologies to target. Without well-planned social networks, synergies are forced to become sticky. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think next-generation. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "value-added". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.