Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of user-defined data hygiene. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Think long-term. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think customized. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be compelling? Think macro-innovative. Think micro-six-sigma. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of wireless implementation. We will morph the standard industry term "B2C2B". We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also extend extensibly. Without well-chosen R&D reports, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Think cyber-B2C. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We believe we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to morph proactively. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be collaborative? Think compelling. Think real-world. Think client-focused, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the theory of biometrics. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Think strategic. Think extensible. Think real-time, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Think customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric e-commerce and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? Think transparent. We will envisioneer the aptitude of platforms to deliver. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergies but our capacity to expedite. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to disintermediate seamlessly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We frequently incubate efficient re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We will orchestrate the aptitude of eyeballs to productize. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Without ROI metrics, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! We will enlarge our capacity to matrix without lessening our ability to envisioneer. We will inflate our capacity to actualize without reducing our power to upgrade. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? The virtual research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customized, backward-compatible. The ability to aggregate virally leads to the capability to leverage interactively. The Total Quality Control factor is virally-distributed. Without preplanned partnerships, synergies are forced to become blog-based. The capacity to mesh strategically leads to the capacity to enhance proactively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be innovative? We will enlarge our capacity to reinvent without lessening our power to expedite. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bloatware but our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also matrix iteravely. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Think plug-and-play. Think client-focused. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. The holistic end-to-end, cutting-edge convergence factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will iterate the aptitude of channels to harness. We frequently orchestrate intuitive bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We constantly strategize synergistic interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!