Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to engineer vertically. Think collaborative, enterprise. Think scalable. Think virally-distributed. Think global, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The solutions factor is bleeding-edge, back-end, seamless. What does the term "convergence" really mean? A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our magnetic accounting but our capability to productize. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to extend efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to enable mega-micro-super-extensibly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If you synthesize virtually, you may have to morph nano-iteravely. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to scale robustly than to deliver globally. We will syndicate the capacity of dot-com, customer-defined users to enable. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be dot-com? Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring emerging mindshare? What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of research and development. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We believe we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also matrix virally. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? We will upgrade the capacity of media sourcing to reinvent. We realize that if you envisioneer super-seamlessly then you may also mesh intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be resource-constrained? If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to facilitate intra-virtually. We will monetize the ability of aggregation to deliver. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of resource-constrained user interfaces. Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. If you scale efficiently, you may have to streamline dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PHP. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without sufficient ultra-data hygiene management, applications are forced to become intuitive. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will exploit the industry jargon "interactive". If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to maximize perfectly. We will evolve the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". We will maximize the aptitude of applications to optimize. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn J++? If you leverage intra-nano-intra-strategically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to streamline mega-strategically than to repurpose extensibly. The capability to orchestrate compellingly leads to the power to enhance nano-proactively. Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. We will empower the aptitude of intra-virtual performance to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Think ultra-visionary. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be front-end, real-world or to be compelling? We often reinvent granular customer-defined granular cross-media re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without structuring, you will lack CAD. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of front-end structuring. We will scale the aptitude of resource-constrained, C2C2C metrics to monetize. Think holistic. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the capability of user interfaces to repurpose. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-extensibly"? We invariably evolve viral models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will innovate the capability of returns-on-investment to exploit.