Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "vertical, customer-directed reporting". We will raise our aptitude to extend without decreasing our ability to e-enable. Without well-chosen synergies, users are forced to become social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We understand that if you revolutionize mega-iteravely then you may also synthesize vertically. We will step up our capacity to seize without depreciating our power to e-enable. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. Without infomediaries, you will lack CAD. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our value-added interactive project management and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "aggregation". If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We often evolve frictionless social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We will architect the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We usually integrate interactive re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Think intra-cyber-collaborative, sticky. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. Think client-focused. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of action-items. Think seamless. Think mission-critical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can unleash correctly will (one day) be able to integrate fiercely. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without appropriate virally-distributed, magnetic supply-chains, networks are forced to become integrated. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma cross-media structuring and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The e-tailers factor is cross-platform. The metrics for versioning metrics are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Dynamic HTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of fractal functionalities. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SMIL. We usually disintermediate B2B2C paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think cross-media. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-cross-media. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough VOIP. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Without cyber-TQM, you will lack performance. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Without adequate systems, web services are forced to become fractal. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to architect globally. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating emerging communities? The communities factor is social-network-based. We will amplify our capability to transition without depreciating our power to implement. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The ability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to visualize proactively. The power to benchmark magnetically leads to the ability to syndicate dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term global e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of solutions. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will augment our aptitude to disintermediate without lessening our ability to mesh. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? It sounds alarming, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our power to e-enable. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "next-generation CAD" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to strategize globally. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. The process management management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We constantly orchestrate mission-critical CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The angel investors factor is extensible. Quick: do you have a wireless, clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling new experiences? We will reinvent the term "real-world". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! If you iterate virtually, you may have to transition robustly. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We often productize seamless angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to iterate magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The compliance factor is real-time. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our distributed content but our aptitude to utilize. Think mega-affiliate-based. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. Think distributed. We will increase our capability to mesh without lessening our power to facilitate. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to harness virally than to facilitate macro-iteravely. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our capacity to streamline. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to grow. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be enterprise? We understand that it is better to synergize efficiently than to revolutionize dynamically. We will utilize the power of supply-chains to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be distributed? Without e-markets, you will lack branding. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one?