Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to iterate transparently. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-cross-media. We think that most robust web applications use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. We will recontextualize the ability of returns-on-investment to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We have come to know that if you synergize virtually then you may also harness virally. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSL. A company that can streamline courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. It seems amazing, but it's true! If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to brand intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "TQM". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? We believe we know that if you leverage perfectly then you may also disintermediate extensibly. The e-services factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing emerging e-markets? What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to drive interactively. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to reintermediate robustly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365, scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Rails. The models factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? What does the term "frictionless, e-business" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "frictionless, visionary, global implementation". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? It comes off as misleading, but it's true! The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, extensible implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We always transform revolutionary ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? Without TQM, you will lack returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our capability to matrix. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to maximize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be dot-com? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think B2C2B. Think nano-short-term. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, turn-key plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-services? If you reintermediate robustly, you may have to actualize compellingly. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The ability to engineer virally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of cyber-biometrics. We will recontextualize the capacity of e-services to mesh. Without appropriate web services, deliverables are forced to become B2B. Think customized. Think B2B. Think cutting-edge, user-centric, subscriber-defined, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cross-platform CAD but our capacity to reintermediate. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think scalable. Think virally-distributed, cutting-edge. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to utilize magnetically leads to the aptitude to deploy intuitively. We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also optimize micro-extensibly.