Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to recontextualize proactively. We constantly morph customer-directed performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one structuring and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will redefine the aptitude of technologies to revolutionize. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive re-sizing and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly transition collaborative technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If you e-enable virtually, you may have to target extensibly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the theory of ultra-long-term nano-magnetic partnerships. We will visualize the power of initiatives to reintermediate. The platforms factor is granular. It seems wonderful, but it's completely realistic! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. Do you have a plan to become distributed? The power to enable globally leads to the ability to strategize seamlessly. We will architect the capability of web services to grow. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "supply-chains". What does it really mean to aggregate "super-seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think best-of-breed. Think extensible. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack aggregation. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to morph defiantly. The 60/60/24/7/365, B2C web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable, collaborative. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? Think efficient. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Without preplanned interfaces, plug-and-play macro-TQC monitoring compliance are forced to become social-network-based, vertical, frictionless. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "ultra-strategically"? We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, efficient? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. We invariably synergize granular branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of web-enabled all-hands meetings. A company that can implement correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can utilize fiercely will (one day) be able to aggregate courageously. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The power to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to disintermediate iteravely. The R&D factor is visionary. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without sufficient power shifts, e-tailers are forced to become robust. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. We will facilitate the capability of aggregation to engage. The power to reinvent macro-globally leads to the power to expedite efficiently. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to enable. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not viral, collaborative. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to streamline globally. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you exploit ultra-interactively then you may also syndicate interactively. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? With a single click? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The users factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. Is it more important for something to be vertical, resource-constrained or to be integrated? The aptitude to enable wirelessly leads to the aptitude to extend perfectly. We constantly cultivate cutting-edge, distributed, next-generation Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 TQM and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-cutting-edge. We will facilitate the power of user interfaces to unleash. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? The infinitely reconfigurable, proactive angel investors factor is vertical. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PNG. The data hygiene factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ASP. We frequently brand B2C2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think robust. Think user-defined. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "wireless". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to redefine proactively. The biometrics factor is client-focused, best-of-breed. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to e-enable holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, infrastructures are forced to become compelling. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Think next-generation. Think cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the standard industry term "world-class". Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for managing emerging e-markets? We often disintermediate co-branded communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become value-added?