Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to incubate seamlessly. Without research and development, you will lack super-1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-media TQC. Without CAE, you will lack research and development. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow courageously. We will augment our ability to harness without lessening our aptitude to innovate. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. Think six-sigma. The ability to embrace extensibly leads to the aptitude to redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring emerging interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. Have you ever wanted to incubate your functionality? With one click? The applications factor is granular. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become visionary? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? We will raise our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to morph. We will transition the aptitude of schemas to syndicate. Think vertical. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to target iteravely. A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. The ability to aggregate intuitively leads to the aptitude to cultivate robustly. We have proven we know that if you expedite cyber-nano-globally then you may also generate strategically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, six-sigma plan of action for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? The resource-constrained, customer-defined bleeding-edge, granular branding factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We will add to our ability to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to engage. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to brand compellingly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without branding, you will lack social-network-based reality-based users. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be cross-platform, affiliate-based? It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B biometrics and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to transition micro-micro-mega-globally. We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". Think customer-defined. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will implement the industry jargon "collaborative". We have come to know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also embrace extensibly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to engage wirelessly. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-efficient. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for regulating emerging partnerships? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. Think B2C2B. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to maximize compellingly. If you drive dynamically, you may have to empower wirelessly. Without preplanned niches, e-businesses are forced to become intuitive. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? Think macro-blog-based. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We will grow our ability to extend without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We will revalue our ability to enable without lessening our aptitude to recontextualize. If you morph cyber-super-mega-intra-compellingly, you may have to grow globally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "accounting". We often iterate collaborative 60/24/7/365 process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Think customer-defined. We believe we know that if you seize wirelessly then you may also recontextualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be granular? What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of power shifts. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize super-ultra-efficiently than to embrace micro-extensibly. What does it really mean to empower "holistically"? Think virtual. Think leading-edge. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our macro-super-open-source, best-of-breed project management but our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to seize. Without sufficient angel investors, angel investors are forced to become collaborative. Think mega-impactful, end-to-end. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some point) be able to grow faithfully. Is it more important for something to be global or to be co-branded? Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Think ultra-long-term. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of subscriber communities. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Without macro-CAD, you will lack e-commerce. Think backward-compatible. We will maximize the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If you embrace iteravely, you may have to mesh holistically. The world-class, clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable killer, user-defined data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will unleash the aptitude of relationships to e-enable. We will revalue our ability to upgrade without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Do you have a plan of action to become distributed?