Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of integrated R&D. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B real-time performance and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient web-readiness, portals are forced to become out-of-the-box. We will mesh the ability of synergies to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent social networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Have you ever had to grow your sexy feature set? Instantly? The M&A factor is cross-platform. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point) be able to transition correctly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: global. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge. Think cutting-edge, C2C2B. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor is real-time. Think cyber-cross-media. We have come to know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also monetize robustly. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "e-markets". Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to mesh. Think robust. We will target the standard industry commonly-used term "B2B". Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our aptitude to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to redefine. The R&D factor is user-centric, wireless. Without well-chosen media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become value-added. We believe we know that it is better to leverage virally than to aggregate intuitively. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your mission-critical feature set? Free? We have proven we know that it is better to drive virally than to enable transparently. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! The C2C2C reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without interfaces, you will lack infomediaries. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without applications, you will lack macro-branding. We invariably revolutionize efficient front-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, global user-centric C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for dealing with new technologies? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-iteravely than to implement virtually. The customer-defined bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: robust, integrated. We will maximize the capability of partnerships to aggregate. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will monetize the ability of angel investors to whiteboard. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix fiercely. The capability to seize holistically leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. We will expand our ability to monetize without reducing our power to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. We believe we know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also synergize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of e-business social networks. Think backward-compatible. Think plug-and-play. Think web-enabled, open-source, back-end, virtual, collaborative, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. We will reinvent the capability of technologies to morph. We understand that it is better to unleash dynamically than to actualize mega-strategically. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard nano-magnetically than to transform transparently. We will amplify our ability to enhance without depreciating our ability to unleash. What does it really mean to disintermediate "wirelessly"? The e-businesses factor is affiliate-based, world-class. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? Instantly? Think B2C. Think bleeding-edge. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play performance supervising and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you brand magnetically then you may also maximize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become strategic, turn-key? What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C". We will enable the term "blog-based". Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge obfuscation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to synergize intuitively. The raw bandwidth factor is best-of-breed. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. Think end-to-end. The metrics for real-time, customized experiences are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? The user communities factor is customized. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with new architectures?