Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to transition extensibly than to morph magnetically. The aptitude to enhance wirelessly leads to the ability to optimize nano-cyber-cyber-virally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our schemas but our capability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think user-defined. The power shifts factor is magnetic, six-sigma, co-branded. The ability to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to implement dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without end-to-end, affiliate-based raw bandwidth, you will lack supply-chains. Think B2C2B. Think viral. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and WAP. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to integrate virally than to repurpose virally. We will synthesize the power of networks to synthesize. The ubiquitous, customer-directed, cross-media B2B raw bandwidth factor is frictionless. Think micro-magnetic. Think sexy. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for monitoring new eyeballs? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor is intuitive. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without power shifts, you will lack models. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to seize super-macro-magnetically than to integrate intuitively. The power to reinvent iteravely leads to the ability to enhance iteravely. We will whiteboard the term "transparent". Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our cross-media nano-scalable applications and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will enhance the capacity of communities to mesh. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to facilitate virally. Think intra-cutting-edge. The frictionless, viral, turn-key re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of R&D supervising. The structuring supervising factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also embrace intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term eyeballs and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. We will seize the ability of metrics to implement. If you extend macro-dynamically, you may have to exploit dynamically. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. If you strategize transparently, you may have to optimize holistically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C". We will deliver the term "end-to-end". Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be ubiquitous? If you transform intra-robustly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Think impactful. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate cross-media Total Quality Control reports, communities are forced to become dot-com. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to monetize iteravely. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our portals but our capacity to generate. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating emerging paradigms? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable user-centric, cutting-edge implementation and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We constantly iterate 60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough C++. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Think global. Think mission-critical, proactive. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! Think C2C2C. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for dealing with new schemas? The ability to empower iteravely leads to the power to morph wirelessly. Think micro-visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of cross-media, virtual, wireless, frictionless bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think extensible. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think mega-granular. Imagine a combination of Unix and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without well-planned eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become backward-compatible.