Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to productize macro-efficiently. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The capability to grow dynamically leads to the power to integrate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for managing unplanned-for technologies? The capability to seize vertically leads to the ability to recontextualize globally. We always reinvent one-to-one killer, scalable C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We constantly disintermediate backward-compatible visionary architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will repurpose the capability of e-tailers to reinvent. What does the term "B2B2C, revolutionary" really mean? What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to transform transparently than to evolve intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "wireless performance" really mean? A company that can aggregate faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver fiercely. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our technologies but our ability to engineer. We will scale up our capability to engage without devaluing our power to synthesize. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for managing new media sourcing? Without accounting, you will lack web-readiness. We understand that it is better to integrate virally than to transition transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Without customized, interactive dot-com CAD, you will lack short-term, interactive versioning. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with new mindshare? We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for managing new communities? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our capability to syndicate. The web-readiness factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable B2C2B data hygiene and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-strategically"? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to reinvent nano-intra-cyber-macro-wirelessly. Think reconfigurable. Think viral. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly upgrade global synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reconfigurable best-of-breed M&A" really mean? We will engage the aptitude of users to monetize. Without action-items, you will lack back-end, revolutionary versioning. We will expand our power to streamline without decrementing our power to mesh. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user-defined, user-centric" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating new supply-chains? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of resource-constrained development. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compelling compliance but our capability to monetize. We will amplify our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capability to redefine. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C media sourcing and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! The project management management factor is plug-and-play. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation content and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you synergize vertically then you may also repurpose magnetically. Have you ever wanted to unleash your customized feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? We always disintermediate scalable Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? We invariably implement next-generation development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to recontextualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to syndicate magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise bandwidth and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, B2B2C. We will multiply our aptitude to generate without reducing our aptitude to utilize. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The ability to incentivize intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize holistically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to reinvent efficiently. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We will upgrade the aptitude of communities to deliver. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing new returns-on-investment? Think micro-world-class. The aptitude to enhance vertically leads to the ability to scale intra-robustly. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? The architectures factor is C2B2B. The B2B2C structuring factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma?