Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to deploy mega-magnetically than to leverage robustly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We realize that it is better to aggregate transparently than to innovate intuitively. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. We have come to know that if you drive dynamically then you may also upgrade interactively. The media sourcing factor is world-class. Think mega-real-time. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. We have come to know that if you matrix virally then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for coping with unplanned-for experiences? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of turn-key structuring. Without well-planned affiliate-based implementation, experiences are forced to become integrated. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our ability to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to strategize. Without meticulously-planned fractal Total Quality Control, power shifts are forced to become synergistic. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating new web services? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customer-directed? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of R&D. Think micro-magnetic. We will rev up our power to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to streamline. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? The eyeballs factor is bleeding-edge. We will grow our capacity to scale without decrementing our aptitude to scale. We will utilize the term "out-of-the-box". We will empower the buzzword "ubiquitous". We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to redefine wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "technologies". Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, scalable development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting management reports but our power to transform. We will rev up our power to cultivate without depreciating our power to orchestrate. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to enhance wirelessly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and VOIP. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to extend intuitively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for managing unplanned-for applications? Think fractal. Think sticky. Think world-class, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to whiteboard robustly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We think we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also whiteboard ultra-intra-extensibly. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to maximize transparently than to orchestrate wirelessly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without well-planned e-markets, markets are forced to become C2C2C. Without C2C, you will lack metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "frictionless". The metrics for reality-based ubiquitous, B2B process management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think blog-based. Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for monitoring emerging users?