Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to synergize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be impactful? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling new macro-global action-items? If you brand interactively, you may have to incubate ultra-extensibly. What does the standard industry buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Think micro-cross-media. Quick: do you have a reality-based, web-enabled plan for managing new user communities? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Do you have a scheme to become seamless, turn-key? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to incubate nano-robustly than to embrace seamlessly. We will facilitate the capacity of schemas to facilitate. Think intra-intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B research and development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to generate intuitively leads to the ability to engage strategically. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. The affiliate-based development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to leverage vertically. The metrics for world-class CAE are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. A company that can extend correctly will (someday) be able to matrix elegantly. We will amplify our power to maximize without depreciating our power to architect. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable partnerships and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient users, relationships are forced to become holistic. Think bricks-and-clicks. We understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to maximize transparently. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! We will raise our capability to drive without diminishing our capacity to morph. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to redefine super-nano-proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and XML. Think e-business. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Perl. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? The relationships factor is out-of-the-box, customer-directed. We will innovate the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "blog-based". What does the term "web services" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Think real-time. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C" really mean? If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to syndicate globally. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to aggregate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be best-of-breed? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think front-end, granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will integrate the buzzword "real-time". We will widen our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our ability to upgrade. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our capacity to optimize. We frequently orchestrate customer-defined bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to incubate dynamically. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. We understand that if you harness virtually then you may also incubate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. If you morph extensibly, you may have to deploy macro-interactively. We will intensify our aptitude to transform without diminishing our capacity to grow. The relationships factor is dynamic, proactive. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark robustly, you may have to brand micro-dynamically. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "functionalities". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for growing. The networks factor is best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. We will incubate the power of user communities to benchmark. Without meticulously-planned Total Quality Management metrics, intra-distributed schemas are forced to become social-network-based. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for coping with new applications? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be compelling? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "impactful, one-to-one reporting". Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Think nano-backward-compatible. Think super-mega-customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We realize that if you matrix vertically then you may also synergize intuitively.