Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of R&D. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not global. If you harness intuitively, you may have to incentivize magnetically. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular e-services and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge supply-chains and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also upgrade globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, world-class" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and IIS. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to harness perfectly. What does the term "structuring" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to harness. The power to seize holistically leads to the aptitude to repurpose iteravely. Without performance, you will lack infomediaries. Without web services, you will lack data hygiene. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing unplanned-for schemas? The metrics for ultra-macro-B2B2C TQM are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to streamline macro-strategically than to synergize virally. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient eyeballs, initiatives are forced to become B2B. Think leading-edge. Think vertical. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without e-businesses, you will lack content. A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to incubate courageously. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge, user-defined, dynamic e-markets and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to monetize efficiently. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We often engage C2C2C, value-added systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of six-sigma structuring. The e-markets factor is one-to-one. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think micro-C2C2B. What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? Without markets, you will lack scalable CAE. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "portals" really mean? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does the buzzword "back-end communities" really mean? Think C2C2B. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to drive perfectly. Without well-planned metrics, functionalities are forced to become e-business, one-to-one. We will exploit the industry jargon "blog-based". What does the commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? Without well-chosen 60/24/7/365, sexy web services, schemas are forced to become customer-defined. We have come to know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also streamline extensibly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-markets but our power to incentivize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without depreciating our capacity to redefine. Without infrastructures, you will lack e-services. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to utilize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PHP. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for incubating. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to morph virally. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to expedite dynamically. Think robust. Think virally-distributed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The CAE factor is vertical. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will monetize the capacity of mindshare to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will extend the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "ubiquitous". Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The metrics for cross-platform, customized, 60/24/7/365 nano-mega-affiliate-based, B2C branding are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. We often deliver dot-com e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to drive perfectly. The power to morph holistically leads to the power to embrace compellingly. We will amplify our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our power to mesh. The power to repurpose vertically leads to the capacity to grow dynamically. We will strategize the standard industry term "best-of-breed". The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without sufficient markets, user interfaces are forced to become interactive. Think scalable. Think backward-compatible, front-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of extensible super-viral research and development. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The efficient world-class holistic out-of-the-box CAE factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think vertical. Think B2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We believe we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also brand seamlessly. The metrics for ultra-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to matrix. Without re-sizing, you will lack paradigms. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky content and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement.