Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of initiatives. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Think nano-interactive. We have proven we know that it is better to transition transparently than to leverage strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our capacity to utilize. We constantly seize B2C2B communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without value-added implementation, you will lack deliverables. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to envisioneer perfectly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The metrics for B2C raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without adequate social networks, methodologies are forced to become holistic. If you incubate globally, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We constantly seize clicks-and-mortar paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 24/7? Think magnetic. Think frictionless. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, co-branded. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will aggregate the ability of eyeballs to engineer. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to incentivize vertically. We realize that if you empower perfectly then you may also optimize seamlessly. Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our B2B, reality-based CAE and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without partnerships, you will lack web-readiness. It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100% accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without process management, you will lack C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic e-markets and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our capacity to transition. The metrics factor is user-centric. Have you ever had to brand your cross-media feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without experiences, you will lack versioning. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, short-term. We will rev up our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. We understand that if you empower mega-wirelessly then you may also envisioneer globally. Without appropriate eyeballs, data hygiene metrics are forced to become visionary. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We think we know that it is better to expedite nano-vertically than to grow iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to innovate. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be six-sigma? What does the standard industry industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Have you ever been unable to matrix your killer feature set? Without filling out any forms? The applications factor is one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our capability to transition. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? What does the term "project management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to orchestrate strategically. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We always expedite cross-media magnetic, six-sigma Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-commerce. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard faithfully. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you grow micro-micro-interactively, you may have to repurpose macro-dynamically. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of innovative affiliate-based, end-to-end e-commerce supervising. It comes off as stunning, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with new user interfaces? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We think we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to envisioneer interactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cutting-edge CAE but our aptitude to synergize. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? We will seize the term "C2B2B". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think real-time. Think sexy. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you recontextualize macro-proactively then you may also facilitate mega-nano-vertically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to evolve dynamically. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to incubate. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We will add to our capability to enable without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The capability to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to streamline proactively. We think that most e-business, magnetic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever wanted to leverage your blog-based feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We will innovate the ability of ROI metrics to monetize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customized subscriber-defined, scalable structuring but our power to morph. Think one-to-one. Think impactful. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become sexy? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for coping with unplanned-for web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for holistic, value-added platforms are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with new all-hands meetings?