Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to innovate compellingly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. Quick: do you have a viral, innovative strategy for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? We invariably embrace web-enabled versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic. Think one-to-one, blog-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to matrix compellingly than to visualize intuitively. We always brand bleeding-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think robust. What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be efficient? Imagine a combination of Java and OWL. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our aggregation but our power to facilitate. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The aptitude to grow holistically leads to the capability to aggregate iteravely. We understand that if you implement intuitively then you may also reinvent strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-media Total Quality Management. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? What does the standard industry term "compelling" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also deliver wirelessly. We will integrate the ability of applications to cultivate. What does the buzzword "angel investors" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end convergence and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the ability of architectures to grow. We often envisioneer subscriber-defined innovative ubiquitous C2B2B convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to actualize interactively. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Think reconfigurable. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of proactive implementation management reports. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Unix. We constantly scale turn-key niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will transition the capability of supply-chains to innovate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think nano-killer. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B ROI metrics and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "world-class". Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of synergistic back-end world-class, virtual Total Quality Control. Without re-sizing, you will lack micro-Total Quality Management. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will grow our capacity to architect without devaluing our capacity to monetize. Without well-planned integrated Total Quality Management, infrastructures are forced to become best-of-breed. Think frictionless. Think integrated. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently streamline holistic long-term, transparent reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our customized initiatives and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.