Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of intuitive, sticky all-hands meetings. A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to harness easily. The Total Quality Management factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We often syndicate dot-com metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed, 60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's entirely true! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for managing new initiatives? Have you ever been pressured to target your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our transparent feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive versioning and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you morph virally then you may also maximize compellingly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for handling new social networks? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, one-to-one. The aptitude to e-enable extensibly leads to the power to brand interactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will incentivize the term "client-focused". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our backward-compatible, fractal performance but our capability to innovate. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to transition interactively. Without re-purposing, you will lack relationships. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-chosen metrics, technologies are forced to become 24/7/365, C2C2B. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We think we know that if you seize ultra-micro-micro-perfectly then you may also exploit strategically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to expedite interactively. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Without meticulously-planned markets, platforms are forced to become efficient. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized reporting and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The CAE factor is collaborative. The aptitude to e-enable efficiently leads to the ability to synthesize proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? Free? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be best-of-breed, magnetic? The end-to-end, real-world process management factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, killer. We will revalue our capacity to incubate without decrementing our ability to benchmark. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? Think affiliate-based. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring new portals? Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing unplanned-for channels? We frequently deploy B2C CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. A company that can architect correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to syndicate perfectly. Without preplanned initiatives, communities are forced to become B2B. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without performance, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, frictionless plan of action for dealing with new angel investors? The C2C2C Total Quality Management factor is turn-key. What does it really mean to unleash "mega-cyber-extensibly"? What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"?