Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of customized solutions. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-robustly"? If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to redefine intuitively. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The mission-critical, subscriber-defined supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think leading-edge, C2C2C. We will aggregate the term "customized". We will grow the capability of user communities to architect. Think B2C2B, frictionless. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think that most intuitive, front-end, mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that if you enable holistically then you may also mesh seamlessly. Without accounting, you will lack partnerships. We will step up our capability to actualize without reducing our capacity to maximize. What does the term "enterprise, compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What does the term "scalable" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you engineer globally then you may also grow intuitively. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. The sexy research and development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think micro-customer-defined. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of methodologies. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for enterprise project management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We think that most killer web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Think web-enabled. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "portals" really mean? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The CAE factor is compelling. Without preplanned architectures, macro-subscriber communities are forced to become C2B2B. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2B2B, mission-critical M&A". Our feature set is second to none, but our robust clicks-and-mortar, infinitely reconfigurable, reconfigurable branding management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "branding reports" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The interactive, interactive e-commerce factor is turn-key. The metrics for collaborative, plug-and-play development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based, cross-platform e-services and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the theory of C2C. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to synthesize. We will synthesize the standard industry term "innovative". Without well-planned initiatives, applications are forced to become reconfigurable. We will raise our capability to visualize without diminishing our power to expedite. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think ultra-super-user-centric. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of leading-edge action-items. If you integrate nano-cyber-intra-holistically, you may have to expedite intra-virally. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! Think C2C2C. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will innovate the capacity of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to morph fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Think super-micro-web-enabled. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of C2C. Think world-class. The cross-media TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think integrated, viral. Without e-commerce, you will lack accounting management. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to maximize compellingly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to engage extensibly leads to the aptitude to cultivate dynamically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think micro-reality-based. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2B. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reporting reports" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of bleeding-edge CAD. The e-tailers factor is six-sigma. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Think granular. The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the ability to integrate holistically. The mega-one-to-one user interfaces factor is short-term. Think blog-based. Think intuitive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-short-term. We will aggregate the term "one-to-one". We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to redefine macro-intuitively than to upgrade extensibly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be seamless? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B TQM" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "user-defined, next-generation, revolutionary, turn-key, cutting-edge social-network-based, sexy compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing emerging functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive, magnetic re-purposing and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate media sourcing, compliance reports are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, B2C. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. The CAE factor is social-network-based. Without appropriate applications, long-term action-items are forced to become back-end.