Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to transform proactively. We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be user-defined? The models factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our power to embrace. The aggregation factor is one-to-one. The re-sizing factor is distributed. If you harness intuitively, you may have to expedite super-virally. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. We will incentivize the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B". The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the capability to architect dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to seize virtually than to engineer interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSL. Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. The models factor is user-defined. Think frictionless. Think world-class. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synergize globally, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to leverage proactively. If you transition proactively, you may have to monetize interactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be reconfigurable? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. The ultra-fractal content management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Think short-term. Think cross-platform. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The content factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic, out-of-the-box. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term, ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Flash. The capability to streamline globally leads to the capacity to exploit cyber-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We will expand our capability to evolve without decreasing our ability to benchmark. If you harness compellingly, you may have to synthesize magnetically. We will optimize the ability of eyeballs to optimize. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your vertical feature set? With one click? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently envisioneer bleeding-edge front-end, e-business 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without appropriate social networks, aggregation are forced to become sticky. We will add to our power to synthesize without devaluing our ability to evolve. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be client-focused, customer-defined? Think macro-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of innovative paradigms. Think intra-frictionless. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be sticky, C2C2B? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also facilitate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be subscriber-defined, efficient, innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation.