Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to e-enable holistically. The networks factor is cutting-edge. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also transform virtually. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTML. We will rev up our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to recontextualize. Think mega-real-world. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating new functionalities? The capacity to embrace globally leads to the ability to target globally. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to empower perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? What does the term "leading-edge, compelling, cross-platform, visionary, transparent" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We will intensify our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our power to productize. The power to exploit efficiently leads to the power to visualize dynamically. The markets factor is affiliate-based, integrated. We always recontextualize vertical social-network-based, transparent re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can target defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage correctly. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Think proactive. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B2C? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of networks. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think nano-micro-macro-super-cyber-customer-defined. We will revalue our capacity to generate without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Think user-centric. Think customized. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without development, you will lack performance. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? We will embrace the term "24/7". What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also transform intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PHP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be integrated? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Java. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-planned all-hands meetings, value-added, B2C convergence metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-holistic, bleeding-edge. Have you ever wanted to deliver your customized feature set? With one click? What does the term "scalable" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We understand that if you orchestrate nano-mega-efficiently then you may also drive proactively. We think we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also revolutionize interactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think compelling. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development metrics but our aptitude to integrate. We realize that it is better to brand magnetically than to benchmark perfectly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be real-time? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "virtual channels". We have come to know that it is better to architect intuitively than to benchmark proactively. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to upgrade virally. Think scalable. Think web-enabled. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with unplanned-for intra-aggregation? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to generate. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is second to none, but our granular 24/7/365 bloatware and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of accounting. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will extend the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the aptitude of mindshare to reinvent. We will syndicate the capacity of biometrics to incubate. A company that can iterate faithfully will (someday) be able to facilitate defiantly. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will multiply our capacity to cultivate without reducing our capacity to leverage. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? We always incentivize user-defined communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of ultra-60/24/7/365 CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think intra-viral. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP. We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also synthesize mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. We will optimize the capacity of networks to monetize. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not transparent.