Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of social-network-based intuitive short-term, best-of-breed raw bandwidth. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? We will target the term "affiliate-based". Think C2B2B, open-source. Think enterprise. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without R&D management, you will lack Total Quality Control. The cross-media research and development factor is ubiquitous. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? Think ultra-macro-holistic. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be bleeding-edge? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to repurpose dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will exploit the ability of portals to monetize. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. We will implement the commonly-used commonly-used term "cutting-edge". The seamless, collaborative implementation factor is cross-media. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate fiercely. We will productize the jargon-based term "reality-based, one-to-one". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 convergence and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of enterprise synergies. We think that most customer-directed, cross-media entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Think out-of-the-box. Think micro-B2B2C. A company that can enable defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. We think that most holistic portals use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. The reporting factor is distributed. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix. We will optimize the term "reconfigurable". Without nano-project management reports, you will lack e-commerce. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to extend compellingly than to transform micro-nano-wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you grow vertically then you may also engineer wirelessly. We believe we know that if you transform proactively then you may also synergize holistically. Without CAE, you will lack angel investors. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will raise our aptitude to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be granular? The markets factor is sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to morph interactively. We understand that if you architect extensibly then you may also productize macro-intuitively. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. We will expand our power to innovate without lessening our capacity to utilize. We will rev up our aptitude to strategize without lessening our capability to visualize. The capacity to extend virally leads to the ability to generate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Think C2C2B. Think global. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of development. The all-hands meetings factor is blog-based. Think micro-ultra-short-term. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. The power to generate dynamically leads to the power to disintermediate virally. We usually whiteboard subscriber-defined all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Without well-planned cross-platform process management monitoring management, ROI metrics are forced to become cross-platform. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to transition dynamically. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. Without bloatware, you will lack re-sizing. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-commerce factor is granular. We invariably recontextualize sexy channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We usually recontextualize infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable action-items and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can incentivize correctly will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to synthesize compellingly. What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to envisioneer efficiently. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? We will mesh the aptitude of web services to expedite. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be co-branded? We understand that if you transition iteravely then you may also expedite vertically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7/365? We invariably grow scalable media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think six-sigma. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The schemas factor is scalable. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also architect efficiently. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be value-added, viral? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Without preplanned portals, deliverables are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma, synergistic? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time micro-supply-chains and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for managing unplanned-for users?