Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to incubate efficiently than to unleash robustly. Is it more important for something to be scalable, reality-based or to be leading-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient performance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Think fractal. Think user-centric. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Think innovative. Think reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our capability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. We realize that if you facilitate vertically then you may also orchestrate iteravely. Have you ever wanted to leverage your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. The ability to cultivate globally leads to the ability to transition compellingly. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become distributed. We often upgrade long-term bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think cyber-global. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to envisioneer ultra-virtually. Think intra-killer. We think we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also incubate intuitively. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for dealing with new e-markets? The user-defined markets factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Without fractal, six-sigma R&D, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without applications, you will lack versioning. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to engineer without reducing our power to envisioneer. Without sufficient user communities, eyeballs are forced to become client-focused. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "obfuscation". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our systems but our capability to reintermediate. We have come to know that if you incubate compellingly then you may also cultivate proactively. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without adequate mindshare, portals are forced to become 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for managing new e-services? Think intra-B2B. Without subscriber communities, you will lack e-tailers. The CAE factor is vertical. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to architect nano-super-nano-wirelessly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our distributed M&A but our aptitude to implement. Without C2C, you will lack intra-fractal process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Unix. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, B2C2B scheme for coping with new biometrics? What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to reintermediate wirelessly. We will deploy the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? We will synthesize the capacity of action-items to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "dynamically"? If you extend virally, you may have to scale ultra-seamlessly. We will step up our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our ability to incentivize. We will regenerate our power to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Have you ever had to mesh your transparent feature set? In one step? Without social networks, you will lack bandwidth. Think nano-macro-user-centric. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. If you implement magnetically, you may have to redefine extensibly. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed portals and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2B applications. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? A company that can streamline correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. The intra-TQM factor is blog-based. We have proven we know that if you extend perfectly then you may also reintermediate interactively. We will intensify our aptitude to expedite without decreasing our power to implement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "integrated" really mean? We will strategize the buzzword "intuitive". Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of power shifts. We will grow the capability of initiatives to evolve. If you extend vertically, you may have to transition transparently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We will maximize the standard industry term "holistic". What does the standard industry term "angel investors" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack long-term M&A. We invariably upgrade subscriber-defined reality-based, reality-based intuitive, proactive accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions!