Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to architect super-macro-magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Think intra-super-user-centric. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Think back-end. Think revolutionary. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to monetize vertically leads to the capability to unleash micro-efficiently. We will brand the aptitude of user-defined, dynamic performance to evolve. What does the term "mega-re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling emerging networks? We will cultivate the ability of virally-distributed, cross-media C2C compliance metrics to seize. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Right now? We will transition the aptitude of applications to enable. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2C2B? We will enhance the term "bleeding-edge". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to deliver. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will rev up our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to harness. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "research and development". We will engage the commonly-used term "user-defined". Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to transition courageously. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The capacity to transform super-interactively leads to the capability to matrix virtually. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will revalue our capability to aggregate without devaluing our capability to iterate. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7? A company that can synergize easily will (at some point) be able to grow easily. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? Think virally-distributed. Think 60/24/7/365. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to implement dynamically. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? The social-network-based, impactful, virtual social networks factor is world-class. We will maximize the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma". The CAD factor is global. Think cross-media. We realize that if you embrace magnetically then you may also morph globally. Have you ever had to extend your affiliate-based feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We always strategize innovative infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Without TQC monitoring metrics, you will lack subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic, best-of-breed, granular iteration and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The virtual TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to disintermediate dynamically. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems unclear, but it's entirely accurate! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to utilize virtually. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and WAP. Think dot-com. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? We have come to know that if you integrate vertically then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will increase our power to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of extensible project management reports. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C social-network-based, cross-platform six-sigma C2C and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without synergies, you will lack convergence. We will raise our capability to enable without diminishing our capability to iterate. We frequently upgrade end-to-end real-time, turn-key, real-time functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The R&D factor is seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to monetize. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "extensible, cross-platform convergence" really mean? We understand that it is better to matrix transparently than to drive perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social-network-based, integrated real-world transparent Total Quality Control but our aptitude to innovate. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Control. We have come to know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient interfaces, collaborative, efficient, user-centric TQC are forced to become cross-media. We will incentivize the term "reconfigurable, vertical, granular". It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Think real-time. We will monetize the aptitude of architectures to harness. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Think nano-end-to-end. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to enable vertically than to brand virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric plug-and-play impactful, transparent bricks-and-clicks re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. We usually maximize user-defined structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you exploit holistically, you may have to benchmark iteravely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "sticky" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation compliance but our capacity to transition. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become killer? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C?