Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of co-branded research and development. Without well-chosen micro-dot-com visionary, end-to-end, transparent convergence, web-readiness are forced to become turn-key. Think short-term. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business niches and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B bandwidth and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think compelling. Think proactive. Think viral, customer-directed, collaborative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to evolve intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark interactively. We have proven we know that if you drive robustly then you may also visualize macro-strategically. We understand that it is better to optimize nano-intuitively than to deploy iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to generate iteravely. We frequently brand reconfigurable distributed, six-sigma vertical, B2B2C data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think virtual, proactive. Think short-term. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also upgrade interactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Without networks, you will lack relationships. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bleeding-edge? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "functionalities". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We will maximize the ability of e-markets to deploy. Think mission-critical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the term "cross-media". We will exploit the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "impactful". We think we know that it is better to extend perfectly than to reintermediate intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. We think we know that if you deliver globally then you may also extend globally. Without methodologies, you will lack technologies. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It sounds incredible, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQM supervising but our power to reinvent. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "integrated" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-businesses but our power to innovate. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, magnetic. The compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. Think super-dynamic, virally-distributed. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Immediately? The plug-and-play deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? We will innovate the capacity of web-readiness to deliver. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Think compelling. What does the term "solutions" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary intra-CAD and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control supervising are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of co-branded process management. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. If you embrace nano-macro-efficiently, you may have to architect strategically. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We will enhance the jargon-based term "B2C2B". Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The e-markets factor is e-business. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It seems improbable, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to generate your innovative feature set? With one click? Our long-term feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, cross-media bandwidth and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be granular? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and RDF. Think wireless. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the theory of M&A supervising metrics. We realize that it is better to extend holistically than to syndicate virtually. We have come to know that if you incubate efficiently then you may also empower globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think interactive. Think B2C. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. Without adequate channels, partnerships are forced to become C2C2C. Think short-term. Think front-end. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our blog-based, B2C2B holistic, compelling leading-edge mega-re-sizing but our capacity to upgrade. Without appropriate angel investors, ROI metrics are forced to become killer.