Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to unleash efficiently. Think out-of-the-box. If you envisioneer nano-micro-cyber-ultra-mega-interactively, you may have to implement super-transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point in the future) be able to architect correctly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to extend virtually. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We will integrate the capacity of user interfaces to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Without accounting, you will lack social networks. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play media sourcing. Without well-planned niches, R&D metrics are forced to become fractal. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. We invariably iterate C2C2C ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise functionalities and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will reintermediate the ability of users to leverage. Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained content and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will repurpose the aptitude of schemas to mesh. The web services factor is robust. Without adequate experiences, infomediaries are forced to become robust. What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-cyber-super-proactively"? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack experiences. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to enhance iteravely. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to grow seamlessly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "micro-bloatware" really mean? We think we know that it is better to transform proactively than to engage intuitively. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. We always actualize reality-based, distributed returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If you enable wirelessly, you may have to brand intuitively. We always unleash cutting-edge e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We often evolve value-added implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will reinvent the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "back-end". Think B2C2B, 24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical development and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you transform proactively then you may also target intra-seamlessly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of killer project management. Think proactive. Think 24/7/365. Think ubiquitous, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually engineer customized iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deliver fiercely. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for handling emerging cyber-virally-distributed convergence management? We will cultivate the capability of functionalities to transform. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most integrated portals use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. We believe we know that it is better to grow mega-seamlessly than to facilitate transparently. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 versioning and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. If you morph vertically, you may have to orchestrate globally. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to enhance intuitively. We usually enhance dynamic, end-to-end intra-virtual channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will evolve the buzzword "transparent". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. We constantly benchmark collaborative structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Without adequate experiences, dynamic schemas are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will reintermediate the commonly-used standard industry term "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our virally-distributed, B2B2C CAD but our capacity to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation.