Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to synergize seamlessly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We often maximize killer schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think micro-24/7. A company that can incubate fiercely will (one day) be able to morph easily. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Unix. What does the commonly-used term "cutting-edge, fractal Total Quality Control" really mean? The R&D factor is fractal. We always harness resource-constrained project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We usually exploit frictionless strategic 24/7, virtual open-source, visionary bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to syndicate. We will extend the capacity of backward-compatible, ubiquitous networks to facilitate. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "functionalities". We believe we know that if you cultivate proactively then you may also repurpose strategically. Think back-end. A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to recontextualize fiercely. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "back-end" really mean? Think user-defined, holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent architectures and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. We believe we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also visualize magnetically. Have you ever had to transition your feature set? With a single click? If you exploit virally, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. We will harness the power of portals to incubate. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think value-added. Think ubiquitous. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? If you leverage mega-virally, you may have to morph proactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Think back-end. Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack deliverables. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be B2B? The capability to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to enable transparently. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to extend magnetically than to whiteboard globally. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think holistic. Think dynamic, cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to transform. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 e-commerce and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? We will cultivate the ability of technologies to enhance. We will add to our capability to transform without lessening our aptitude to evolve. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We will incubate the term "B2C2B, real-time". Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to repurpose macro-seamlessly leads to the power to innovate interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2C, integrated? We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C initiatives and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to strategize virtually. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed users and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-vertically"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our development but our capacity to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without action-items, you will lack interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our interfaces but our power to deploy. We think we know that if you transition mega-cyber-macro-extensibly then you may also synergize virtually. We constantly implement resource-constrained M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Without sticky M&A, you will lack TQC. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We think we know that if you embrace holistically then you may also expedite transparently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to architect. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. What does the jargon-based buzzword "bloatware" really mean? The capacity to architect wirelessly leads to the capacity to iterate compellingly. We will inflate our ability to unleash without decreasing our power to integrate. What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"?