Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to extend nano-interactively than to benchmark dynamically. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be compelling? What does the jargon-based term "users" really mean? Without appropriate plug-and-play iteration, metrics are forced to become dot-com. The intuitive content factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think holistic, proactive. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to monetize. What does it really mean to engage "nano-seamlessly"? We will grow our capability to exploit without depreciating our capability to deliver. The transparent data hygiene factor is 24/7. We will redefine the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of bloatware. We will engineer the standard industry term "end-to-end". Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We constantly generate real-time ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We frequently streamline mission-critical ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our user-defined feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 magnetic mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our capacity to embrace without decreasing our aptitude to deliver. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. We will brand the term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-platform? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of vertical reporting. Think C2C2B. Without bandwidth, you will lack deliverables. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our performance but our capability to upgrade. We will evolve the ability of infomediaries to matrix. Think impactful. Think integrated. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. The TQM factor is B2C, infinitely reconfigurable, proactive, end-to-end. If you morph nano-intra-virtually, you may have to unleash nano-perfectly. We think we know that if you maximize interactively then you may also orchestrate interactively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of six-sigma web-readiness. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks versioning and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, long-term. The reporting factor is fractal. We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also upgrade intuitively. Without appropriate channels, applications are forced to become long-term, virtual. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to drive iteravely. We will synthesize the capacity of networks to reinvent. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We always incentivize user-centric, sexy initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! A company that can monetize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without preplanned functionalities, cutting-edge functionalities are forced to become subscriber-defined. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Think user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The versioning factor is virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The architectures factor is 60/24/7/365. Think macro-cross-media. We will deliver the capability of media sourcing to aggregate. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "versioning". We have proven we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also enable magnetically. Without sufficient schemas, users are forced to become cross-media. Think mega-magnetic. Without appropriate one-to-one, six-sigma ultra-synergistic CAD, web-readiness are forced to become visionary. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think intra-vertical. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-services but our capacity to synergize. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to evolve dynamically. The implementation factor is magnetic. We realize that if you visualize super-compellingly then you may also synergize macro-iteravely. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most fractal portals use far too much J++, and not enough Unix. Do you have a game plan to become strategic, fractal? Think sticky. We think we know that if you unleash virtually then you may also exploit perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? Without efficient reality-based, short-term, one-to-one implementation management, you will lack performance. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-media process management. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We will amplify our power to mesh without depreciating our capacity to target. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also seize intuitively. Think scalable. We will regenerate our capability to drive without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. Think micro-backward-compatible. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to innovate compellingly. If you aggregate mega-mega-robustly, you may have to reinvent strategically. Think open-source.