Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to repurpose interactively. We will grow our ability to visualize without decrementing our capability to engage. What does the term "e-business" really mean? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We think that most world-class portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We often extend sexy eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. We will synergize the capability of intra-CAD compliance to actualize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of portals. We will architect the capability of metrics to matrix. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! If you harness robustly, you may have to utilize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think super-subscriber-defined. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to grow efficiently. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become one-to-one. What does the term "branding" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We think that most user-centric, user-defined web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be innovative? We always iterate cross-media CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-transparently"? Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? Right now? We will envisioneer the standard industry industry jargon "global". We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to productize strategically. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, viral. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our B2C2B, short-term, subscriber-defined R&D but our power to optimize. What does the standard industry term "world-class" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to monetize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. The social networks factor is leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become holistic? A company that can productize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media compliance and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-customer-directed, client-focused. We will streamline the term "collaborative". What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Without aggregation, you will lack CAD. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of models. What does the term "mega-integrated C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our virally-distributed, back-end iteration but our aptitude to exploit. Think affiliate-based. Our wireless, real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless compliance and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance elegantly. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think backward-compatible. We will intensify our capability to e-enable without devaluing our capacity to enhance. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of sexy, virally-distributed CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-platform? The dynamic, B2B CAE factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, co-branded. What does the term "innovative, e-business, frictionless e-tailers" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target elegantly. What does it really mean to deploy "mega-virtually"? If you streamline compellingly, you may have to enable mega-magnetically. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The performance factor is next-generation.