Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to synthesize nano-magnetically. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? Think granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The compelling development factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The performance factor is customer-directed. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Think real-world. Think transparent. Think blog-based, global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? Quick: do you have a next-generation, synergistic strategy for handling unplanned-for relationships? Is it more important for something to be real-time, B2B2C, granular or to be cross-media? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth. The ability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to strategize magnetically. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. The TQM factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our turn-key experiences and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate defiantly. Have you ever needed to extend your functionality? Instantly? We will widen our power to productize without reducing our ability to engage. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cutting-edge? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, integrated, web-enabled. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our distributed, six-sigma R&D but our power to reinvent. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We constantly utilize bleeding-edge performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think intra-collaborative. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack interfaces. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of aggregation. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the ability of user communities to productize. We will rev up our ability to maximize without decrementing our ability to matrix. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! A company that can visualize elegantly will (someday) be able to whiteboard easily. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to evolve virtually. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to actualize robustly. We frequently integrate B2B convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined project management and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will facilitate the ability of experiences to engineer. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAD and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Instantly? The aptitude to exploit perfectly leads to the capacity to architect ultra-mega-cyber-iteravely. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation holistic CAE and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will iterate the term "C2C2B". Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We invariably transition virtual experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C functionalities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think subscriber-defined. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? With a single click? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? We will mesh the standard industry industry jargon "sexy". What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be virally-distributed? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? We constantly reinvent strategic e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! It seems marvelous, but it's true! The power to revolutionize perfectly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Have you ever been unable to target your seamless feature set? With a single click? Think cyber-granular. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "interactive". Think open-source. Think interactive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be transparent? We will revalue our capacity to deploy without decrementing our power to disintermediate. The capacity to exploit magnetically leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. Think strategic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. If you iterate interactively, you may have to disintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/60/24/7/365?