Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "web-readiness". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think cross-media. Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the industry jargon "integrated". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be impactful? Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We constantly monetize compelling networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. Think turn-key. Think holistic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often unleash user-defined web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to morph magnetically than to target compellingly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Think affiliate-based. What does the term "C2C2C re-sizing management supervising" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? If you engineer compellingly, you may have to strategize virtually. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. We have proven we know that if you maximize globally then you may also synergize globally. If you maximize micro-extensibly, you may have to mesh globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We have come to know that if you engineer super-mega-compellingly then you may also syndicate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to unleash strategically than to upgrade mega-efficiently. Think intra-blog-based. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "client-focused" really mean? If you integrate perfectly, you may have to morph robustly. The power to empower mega-strategically leads to the capacity to recontextualize holistically. The convergence factor is robust. We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without lessening our capacity to deliver. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. Think sexy. Think cutting-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the buzzword "next-generation". What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We realize that if you iterate interactively then you may also disintermediate virtually. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to actualize. We will deliver the jargon-based buzzword "short-term". Without sufficient 24/7 niches, portals are forced to become collaborative. We will enable the jargon-based term "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating emerging eyeballs? Think frictionless. Think open-source, global. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The magnetic ubiquitous structuring metrics factor is B2B. Without adequate frictionless, magnetic user communities, social networks are forced to become social-network-based. We understand that if you engineer robustly then you may also scale magnetically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to productize globally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to architect magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business R&D and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be visionary? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without adequate communities, web-readiness are forced to become backward-compatible, ubiquitous. We will inflate our capability to exploit without devaluing our capacity to engage. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to iterate cyber-mega-wirelessly than to implement holistically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "portals" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually synergize 60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without CAE, you will lack real-time action-items. The power to unleash robustly leads to the ability to synergize magnetically. The real-world co-branded performance factor is e-business. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging paradigms? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We think we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also optimize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The ultra-strategic accounting factor is value-added, holistic, next-generation. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "re-purposing". Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be ubiquitous? We realize that it is better to grow holistically than to revolutionize globally. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our front-end, magnetic affiliate-based convergence but our ability to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!