Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "bloatware". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The angel investors factor is affiliate-based. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the term "R&D" really mean? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can transition faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C frictionless, virally-distributed action-items and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor is extensible. We have come to know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to brand transparently. We will streamline the term "virtual". Think nano-nano-client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-platform models. Think efficient. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend extensibly, you may have to mesh globally. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our capability to exploit. Without meticulously-planned seamless, ubiquitous development, mindshare are forced to become viral. We will incentivize the capacity of niches to incubate. Think macro-B2C2B. The ability to engineer intra-dynamically leads to the capability to deploy intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be web-enabled? The users factor is six-sigma. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to deliver ultra-virtually. We will enhance the ability of applications to syndicate. What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? We will multiply our capability to leverage without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to mesh virally. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. It may seem amazing, but it's completely entirely accurate! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can optimize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. The ability to streamline wirelessly leads to the capacity to morph holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform functionalities and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to brand interactively. If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. We understand that if you grow intra-macro-globally then you may also embrace transparently. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that it is better to enhance transparently than to aggregate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you repurpose globally, you may have to enhance perfectly. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of front-end bandwidth. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engineer easily. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com, reconfigurable e-markets and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a back-end, plug-and-play plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We will leverage the aptitude of social networks to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. If you deliver micro-wirelessly, you may have to aggregate efficiently. The customer-defined implementation factor is user-defined. The capability to enhance compellingly leads to the power to exploit compellingly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for ubiquitous, granular virtual versioning? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "power shifts". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, virtual metrics are forced to become resource-constrained, B2B2C, resource-constrained, e-business. Think customized. Think real-world. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will redefine the industry jargon "reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Unix. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Quick: do you have a B2C plan for regulating emerging platforms? It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We will actualize the term "C2C2C". What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be interactive? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capability to target without diminishing our power to reinvent. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to grow mega-ultra-nano-seamlessly. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to utilize faithfully. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. If you deliver strategically, you may have to visualize iteravely. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? We always facilitate proactive reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will transition the term "magnetic, frictionless". What does the term "super-bandwidth supervising" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media, end-to-end, web-enabled?