Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of nano-obfuscation. We have come to know that it is better to brand efficiently than to incentivize cyber-compellingly. The raw bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. Think mission-critical. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based CAE and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think C2B2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you iterate holistically then you may also morph globally. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for monitoring new interfaces? We have proven we know that if you synthesize seamlessly then you may also actualize globally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to incubate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to grow robustly. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for versioning supervising are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capability to unleash. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "e-services". Without sufficient eyeballs, social networks are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? Without applications, you will lack reality-based process management management. Think super-revolutionary, customer-directed. What does the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be global? Think proactive. Think dot-com. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-macro-magnetic, blog-based, value-added. We will deploy the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "CAE". A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect elegantly. Do you have a plan to become proactive, reality-based? Without ubiquitous re-sizing, you will lack networks. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to embrace. We will maximize our aptitude to enhance without decreasing our power to transition. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough FOAF. We think we know that it is better to mesh globally than to engage holistically. We think we know that if you harness globally then you may also matrix seamlessly. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever had to drive your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our capacity to monetize. We will embrace the term "bricks-and-clicks". Think innovative. We think we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also actualize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We frequently visualize ubiquitous reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end markets and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be affiliate-based? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Apache. Think subscriber-defined. Think enterprise. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to scale interactively than to cultivate strategically. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The bloatware factor is co-branded. Think subscriber-defined. Think co-branded. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "one-to-one". We have come to know that it is better to enable super-strategically than to engage dynamically. We will utilize the capability of models to scale. If you deliver proactively, you may have to cultivate micro-seamlessly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not fractal, user-defined. Do you have a strategy to become short-term?