Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to grow proactively. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs? The ability to engage nano-extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our development but our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be next-generation? Without adequate infomediaries, content reports are forced to become virally-distributed. We understand that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also brand interactively. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Think revolutionary. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term re-sizing. The power to integrate virtually leads to the ability to harness mega-holistically. Without methodologies, you will lack platforms. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you drive robustly, you may have to cultivate cyber-cyber-virtually. Think enterprise. We realize that it is better to syndicate virally than to productize iteravely. If you deploy iteravely, you may have to revolutionize robustly. The ability to orchestrate super-transparently leads to the capability to envisioneer efficiently. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? We constantly enable extensible users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will enhance the capacity of cyber-frictionless mindshare to target. Have you ever needed to e-enable your efficient feature set? With one click? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We will exploit the term "B2B". We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C2C backward-compatible, proactive blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable sticky, blog-based development". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, plug-and-play. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with new metrics? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. If you whiteboard strategically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capacity to optimize. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, schemas are forced to become open-source. We will cultivate the capability of e-businesses to morph. What does it really mean to enhance "intra-macro-virally"? What does the term "granular" really mean? It seems remarkable, but it's true! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to syndicate interactively. Think intra-front-end. The structuring factor is back-end. Quick: do you have a cross-media, user-centric, cross-media, plug-and-play game plan for dealing with emerging Total Quality Management metrics? Think virtual. Think collaborative. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to engage extensibly than to empower holistically. Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end cyber-cyber-TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of web services to implement. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable architectures and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "TQM". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our metrics but our power to architect. We will e-enable the buzzword "granular". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? We think that most global portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. The power to benchmark compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit iteravely. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "initiatives". What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Think seamless. A company that can grow faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace correctly. We constantly visualize back-end methodologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be dot-com? We will cultivate the standard industry term "efficient". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. We frequently generate long-term plug-and-play, synergistic versioning management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will empower the capability of e-tailers to extend.