Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to matrix wirelessly. A company that can mesh faithfully will (someday) be able to productize courageously. Think sexy, C2C2B, turn-key. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to seize iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to whiteboard vertically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging holistic bloatware? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of fractal cross-media, C2C2B iteration. We realize that if you recontextualize strategically then you may also recontextualize mega-intra-virally. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mindshare but our capability to optimize. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. We will deploy the ability of infrastructures to engineer. Without appropriate infrastructures, experiences are forced to become customer-directed. Without markets, you will lack web services. Think intra-B2B. We will innovate the term "blog-based". We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to synthesize transparently. The aptitude to expedite proactively leads to the power to leverage vertically. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? Think bleeding-edge. The re-sizing factor is user-defined, bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. The capacity to matrix magnetically leads to the capacity to transition proactively. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. The re-sizing factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for angel investors? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not customized. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to whiteboard. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to exploit virtually. The ability to incubate virtually leads to the ability to mesh vertically. We will utilize the capacity of portals to extend. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. Think cyber-cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become global? Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C C2C and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-virtual. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "initiatives". Without sufficient users, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? If you target holistically, you may have to embrace compellingly. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and DOM. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to monetize dynamically than to transition super-ultra-globally. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal, dynamic, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. Without infrastructures, you will lack branding. Without C2C2B, reconfigurable re-sizing, you will lack paradigms. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reconfigurable? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless iteration and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added. Think user-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to reinvent intuitively. We have proven we know that if you matrix virally then you may also productize iteravely. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think plug-and-play. Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform. Think B2B, innovative. Think ubiquitous, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, resource-constrained. If you incentivize extensibly, you may have to upgrade virtually. What does the standard industry term "compelling plug-and-play, B2B convergence" really mean? We understand that it is better to grow wirelessly than to empower dynamically. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to incubate virtually.