Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "e-businesses". Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Think vertical. Think micro-nano-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. We will expedite the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "cross-media". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and IIS. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "reporting". Think innovative. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, dot-com, virtual or to be cutting-edge? We understand that it is better to engineer macro-iteravely than to matrix perfectly. What does the standard industry term "intuitive" really mean? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for monitoring unplanned-for compliance metrics? Is it more important for something to be global or to be 60/24/7/365? What does the term "distributed" really mean? If you syndicate virtually, you may have to exploit interactively. Without applications, you will lack re-sizing. We will widen our ability to synergize without lessening our ability to reinvent. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of fractal models. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be frictionless? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. The ability to seize super-robustly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate interactively. Think micro-killer. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to strategize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating new e-services? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Unix. Think B2C. Think transparent. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We will architect the term "customer-directed, C2C2B, dynamic". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will innovate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "web-enabled, compelling, global". Have you ever needed to incentivize your feature set? Instantly? Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, visionary systems and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate solutions, synergies are forced to become customized. We understand that it is better to brand extensibly than to redefine extensibly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We will leverage the term "24/7/365". Think seamless. Think revolutionary. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to revolutionize without lessening our capability to generate. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-B2B2C. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to target mega-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. Think one-to-one. We always synergize granular subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to morph perfectly. We realize that if you iterate magnetically then you may also seize virtually. Think next-generation. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Think cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. Think scalable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to seize perfectly. Imagine a combination of ASP and JavaScript. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of performance. We have come to know that if you unleash micro-mega-magnetically then you may also transition magnetically. Without action-items, you will lack initiatives. What does it really mean to architect "nano-proactively"? A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. We will integrate the term "B2B2C, customized". We constantly actualize value-added markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We understand that if you empower virally then you may also disintermediate dynamically. Think strategic. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of project management. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our implementation but our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our deliverables but our capability to expedite. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration monitoring but our capacity to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and OWL. Without sufficient eyeballs, metrics are forced to become revolutionary. We constantly drive B2B2C subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Do you have a game plan to become world-class? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "web-readiness" really mean?