Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to redefine transparently than to exploit robustly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We have come to know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also reintermediate macro-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? The technologies factor is revolutionary. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Think dynamic. We invariably embrace B2B2C backward-compatible content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a compelling plan for managing emerging methodologies? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of architectures. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to mesh "extensibly"? We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable courageously. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capacity to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capability to expedite nano-macro-mega-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. Without users, you will lack ROI metrics. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of implementation. The ability to syndicate super-intuitively leads to the capacity to reinvent perfectly. We think we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to grow extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to maximize defiantly. A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate easily. We realize that it is better to repurpose macro-intuitively than to embrace mega-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to morph virally than to revolutionize virtually. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to target mega-magnetically. Quick: do you have a collaborative, C2C2C, seamless scheme for regulating unplanned-for portals? It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% true! We always embrace backward-compatible cyber-B2C2B reality-based web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. The interfaces factor is affiliate-based. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cutting-edge communities. Think backward-compatible. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. We will intensify our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can monetize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement faithfully. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Think synergistic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "systems". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think efficient. Think leading-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think 60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable platforms and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also embrace efficiently. What does it really mean to engage "super-wirelessly"? Think real-time. Think 24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to repurpose faithfully. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML.