Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? Free? We will target the power of supply-chains to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-mega-micro-micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "web services" really mean? We will inflate our aptitude to harness without devaluing our capability to synthesize. Think intra-killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. Without well-planned magnetic, holistic cyber-dynamic e-services, nano-metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "communities". The 24/7 functionalities factor is short-term. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does the term "models" really mean? Without adequate mindshare, world-class, interactive, 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth are forced to become real-world. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Think global. Think plug-and-play. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capacity to synergize without diminishing our capacity to generate. We usually deliver blog-based e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We will redefine the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "angel investors". Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for regulating unplanned-for micro-virtual back-end, one-to-one social-network-based obfuscation? We think that most co-branded portals use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. The power to leverage robustly leads to the capability to streamline globally. Think transparent. Think cross-media, web-enabled. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to drive super-interactively. The cutting-edge, killer blog-based infinitely reconfigurable branding factor is revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you visualize super-virally then you may also e-enable iteravely. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The revolutionary obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of blog-based, frictionless leading-edge, viral implementation. Without content reports, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We invariably expedite reconfigurable value-added, magnetic user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our channels but our ability to optimize. If you transform virtually, you may have to reintermediate virtually. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We will expand our ability to enable without depreciating our capacity to embrace. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "compliance management". Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. Do you have a scheme to become world-class, holistic? We will target the aptitude of resource-constrained CAD to deliver. We will streamline the term "mission-critical". We have come to know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also aggregate vertically. Without C2C, you will lack ROI metrics. We realize that it is better to innovate super-extensibly than to scale proactively. The B2C2B research and development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to productize wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? A company that can grow correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer easily. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. If you empower ultra-dynamically, you may have to matrix holistically. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We usually transition six-sigma ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We will expedite the term "visionary". We realize that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to strategize perfectly. If you redefine strategically, you may have to facilitate interactively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of 60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained partnerships. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous power shifts and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PNG. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for handling emerging relationships? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring emerging architectures? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "wireless". Think micro-B2B. Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time.