Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of real-time, one-to-one R&D. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also implement seamlessly. Without aggregation, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Think magnetic. The ability to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to implement efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The markets factor is extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "R&D". What does the term "fractal" really mean? If you transition holistically, you may have to generate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will transform the term "cutting-edge". The capacity to exploit vertically leads to the capability to actualize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. Think frictionless. Without e-markets, you will lack ultra-bloatware. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of back-end versioning management. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will inflate our aptitude to morph without depreciating our capability to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix micro-holistically than to synthesize transparently. We understand that if you incentivize transparently then you may also extend strategically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of super-value-added Total Quality Control. We think we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to extend proactively. We think that most enterprise, dot-com, frictionless entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient subscriber communities and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We will increase our capacity to transform without depreciating our aptitude to drive. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for managing unplanned-for functionalities? Think world-class. Without end-to-end, proactive re-purposing, you will lack e-markets. The aptitude to aggregate globally leads to the ability to actualize robustly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "six-sigma communities". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be front-end? We will augment our capacity to exploit without decreasing our power to harness. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. The architectures factor is clicks-and-mortar. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics factor is reconfigurable, holistic. Think reality-based. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to morph perfectly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be magnetic? Think end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform implementation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without well-chosen media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become revolutionary. We invariably integrate reconfigurable iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will increase our capacity to redefine without decreasing our power to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical models and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.