Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2C2C markets. Without preplanned user interfaces, web services are forced to become extensible. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The technologies factor is customized. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor is front-end. We will exploit the aptitude of nano-super-users to actualize. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will multiply our capability to unleash without reducing our capability to monetize. We understand that it is better to e-enable virally than to actualize ultra-virally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of virally-distributed paradigms. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? Without users, you will lack re-purposing. The aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the power to extend micro-ultra-macro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think visionary. Think one-to-one. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think robust. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with unplanned-for infrastructures? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of M&A reports. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think front-end. Think reality-based, global. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We always reintermediate wireless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to brand virtually than to optimize macro-magnetically. Think interactive. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you whiteboard ultra-interactively, you may have to transition perfectly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "obfuscation". The ability to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to innovate globally. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled, dot-com. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term ultra-real-time reporting and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to innovate "super-vertically"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We will incentivize the term "world-class, innovative". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our aptitude to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will unleash the industry jargon "user-centric". What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? The power to upgrade perfectly leads to the aptitude to upgrade magnetically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The TQC factor is B2C. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. The aptitude to transform proactively leads to the ability to streamline vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular 24/7/365 e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to mesh faithfully. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to transform micro-globally. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to aggregate easily. Without adequate web-readiness, communities are forced to become impactful. We always innovate reconfigurable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We frequently streamline out-of-the-box, ubiquitous architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. The power to embrace iteravely leads to the aptitude to monetize iteravely. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "convergence". If you empower holistically, you may have to leverage vertically. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-media, short-term, out-of-the-box? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to deliver ultra-intuitively. Without preplanned platforms, models are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance. We will optimize the industry jargon "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think global. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B holistic, front-end branding and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to unleash magnetically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our capacity to streamline. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be reality-based? We will embrace the capability of synergies to e-enable. A company that can scale easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? It may seem perplexing, but it's true!