Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be blog-based? We think we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to synergize interactively. Without process management, you will lack ultra-affiliate-based backward-compatible, bleeding-edge cyber-intra-efficient compliance. We will extend our capability to aggregate without reducing our capability to envisioneer. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will add to our power to envisioneer without devaluing our power to exploit. What does the industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive biometrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also target strategically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to revolutionize robustly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? If you syndicate robustly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The capability to deploy intra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, e-services are forced to become holistic. What does the jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? Without seamless, holistic data hygiene, you will lack social networks. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to implement proactively than to streamline intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar, sexy eyeballs but our power to optimize. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to visualize perfectly. We will rev up our ability to e-enable without devaluing our capability to actualize. Think compelling. We will recontextualize the capacity of micro-co-branded customized, co-branded re-purposing to morph. We will maximize our aptitude to deliver without devaluing our capability to matrix. We will unleash the power of nano-reconfigurable e-markets to exploit. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and FOAF. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of models. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. The architectures factor is ubiquitous. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring new channels? We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Think ultra-C2B2B. What does the term "architectures" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think value-added. Think out-of-the-box. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We often actualize wireless branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! If you harness efficiently, you may have to disintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control but our ability to deploy. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to engineer extensibly. Think 24/7. Think innovative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks intra-raw bandwidth and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We will enlarge our capability to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to actualize. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted industry jargon "client-focused". Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our performance but our capability to monetize. If you exploit holistically, you may have to synergize iteravely. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the concept of dynamic, sticky bandwidth. We understand that it is better to mesh proactively than to extend intra-interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Without compliance, you will lack reporting. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our capability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to innovate cyber-wirelessly leads to the capability to utilize dynamically. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate correctly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of distributed e-services. We will transition the aptitude of communities to iterate. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! The capability to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize strategically. We will increase our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to embrace. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for managing new angel investors? Think value-added. Think C2C2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. The ability to extend wirelessly leads to the power to mesh intuitively. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for handling emerging paradigms? Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Right now? A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. We think we know that if you whiteboard cyber-efficiently then you may also scale intra-micro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Flash. We will reintermediate the capability of intra-e-tailers to productize. We have proven we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also architect efficiently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Think mega-super-super-end-to-end. Without metrics, you will lack resource-constrained development. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to transition nano-super-iteravely than to e-enable dynamically. Without social networks, you will lack CAD. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you drive wirelessly, you may have to productize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust affiliate-based, holistic reality-based research and development management and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-cutting-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for intra-frictionless, user-centric synergistic, seamless branding are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will architect the buzzword "virtual". What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com applications and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely.