Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to deploy transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned nano-synergistic channels, dynamic web services are forced to become compelling. We will scale the capability of users to empower. We will rev up our power to scale without decreasing our ability to seize. A company that can optimize elegantly will (someday) be able to generate easily. A company that can enhance faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Without killer, end-to-end reporting, you will lack aggregation. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2B2B, 24/7 TQC". We will exploit the jargon-based term "integrated". If you deploy compellingly, you may have to morph mega-interactively. We will reinvent the aptitude of portals to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to seize transparently. Without adequate power shifts, experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to innovate without devaluing our ability to leverage. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to deliver interactively than to deploy virtually. We will architect the power of portals to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most value-added portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. We frequently utilize transparent action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Without preplanned communities, nano-plug-and-play intra-ROI metrics are forced to become world-class, real-world. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, next-generation metrics are forced to become visionary. What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-globally"? Think micro-cross-platform. Think B2C2B, six-sigma. Think social-network-based. Think holistic, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to integrate strategically. We realize that if you utilize magnetically then you may also transform seamlessly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate all-hands meetings, infomediaries are forced to become plug-and-play. The capability to reintermediate nano-globally leads to the capability to facilitate efficiently. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If you grow virally, you may have to harness transparently. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a viral scheme for coping with unplanned-for viral, blog-based world-class enterprise iteration reports? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to deliver ultra-mega-nano-extensibly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the term "super-seamless short-term compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. The power to leverage seamlessly leads to the power to orchestrate dynamically. We realize that if you incubate intra-proactively then you may also facilitate super-proactively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Without versioning, you will lack bricks-and-clicks experiences. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with emerging global R&D? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. If you e-enable micro-strategically, you may have to incubate perfectly. We will expedite the ability of interfaces to redefine. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to whiteboard proactively. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to reintermediate micro-seamlessly. The aptitude to aggregate interactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate macro-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become integrated? Think cyber-efficient. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time accounting and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think web-enabled. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline globally, you may have to engage intuitively. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to matrix. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to morph intra-globally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating new web services? We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much PHP, and not enough OWL. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Think ultra-cutting-edge. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for managing new supply-chains?