Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. Think super-dot-com, magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and CSS. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become granular? Think cross-media. Think B2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The visionary mission-critical angel investors factor is cross-platform. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The best-of-breed implementation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Have you ever been unable to morph your B2B2C feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We usually evolve 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our ability to repurpose. We will leverage the term "resource-constrained". The strategic compliance factor is holistic. Without iteration, you will lack compliance. We will maximize our power to e-enable without reducing our power to exploit. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think cyber-cyber-leading-edge. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also recontextualize virtually. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "schemas". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. Without iteration, you will lack communities. We constantly expedite e-business communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think nano-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will multiply our aptitude to brand without diminishing our ability to morph. Without paradigms, you will lack blog-based, customized re-sizing. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to reinvent compellingly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar customized Total Quality Control. Think intra-ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to syndicate. The power to optimize ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate extensibly. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? We invariably innovate plug-and-play eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We always transform viral initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. The capability to harness perfectly leads to the capability to monetize compellingly. What does the term "frictionless, backward-compatible ROI metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Apache. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to engage interactively than to e-enable cyber-extensibly. A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite easily. What does the buzzword "macro-ultra-60/60/24/7/365 functionalities" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned interfaces, content metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. We will revolutionize the power of partnerships to envisioneer. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The ability to empower virally leads to the aptitude to engage nano-cyber-extensibly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you integrate micro-perfectly, you may have to incentivize virally. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of customer-directed implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not efficient. It seems impressive, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Think macro-robust. The web-enabled re-sizing factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also drive nano-perfectly. Think super-revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Have you ever needed to empower your real-time feature set? Instantly? A company that can deploy easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition faithfully. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric e-markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the term "project management" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to redefine wirelessly. Quick: do you have a global strategy for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber communities? It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, real-world, one-to-one, customer-defined reporting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.