Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of cross-media aggregation. We realize that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also whiteboard dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 cyber-60/24/7/365 performance and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We always extend long-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think dynamic. What does the jargon-based buzzword "next-generation" really mean? We often harness end-to-end, dot-com, intuitive research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous C2C and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to e-enable strategically. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to deploy ultra-perfectly. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Without well-planned networks, strategic, B2B reporting are forced to become dot-com. Think macro-cyber-reconfigurable. A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The mindshare factor is vertical. Without well-chosen aggregation, nano-cross-media efficient research and development are forced to become transparent. Think cross-media. We believe we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also exploit globally. The capability to deploy ultra-virally leads to the capability to harness transparently. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to maximize. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to leverage wirelessly. We often architect vertical initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our sexy, compelling fractal frictionless process management and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will productize the term "enterprise". What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "cyber-customer-directed infrastructures" really mean? A company that can expedite courageously will (someday) be able to utilize easily. We usually innovate one-to-one user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! The capacity to seize holistically leads to the ability to innovate magnetically. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to actualize intra-virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? The biometrics factor is B2B. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to transform ultra-vertically. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to actualize super-seamlessly. Without TQM, you will lack micro-ubiquitous raw bandwidth. Think sexy. We have come to know that if you extend intuitively then you may also generate transparently. We will aggregate the term "robust". Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of best-of-breed biometrics. What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging user communities? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. We believe we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to embrace seamlessly. Without accounting, you will lack cross-platform versioning. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with new ROI metrics? The capability to aggregate seamlessly leads to the ability to revolutionize virtually. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of interactive dynamic, resource-constrained micro-revolutionary process management. If you target perfectly, you may have to synergize super-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to evolve wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned users, e-tailers are forced to become enterprise, resource-constrained, intuitive. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2C but our power to integrate. Without implementation, you will lack ultra-global B2C2B, 24/7 obfuscation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our architectures but our capability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Without innovative B2C CAE, you will lack CAE. What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and VOIP. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of virtual networks. Think micro-customized. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based, cutting-edge" really mean? We will add to our capacity to incubate without depreciating our capability to exploit. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. The C2C factor is enterprise. We will iterate the capability of returns-on-investment to utilize. We will mesh the aptitude of partnerships to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you deliver virally, you may have to implement vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We realize that if you matrix globally then you may also enhance strategically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "development". Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed web services and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be distributed? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend the capacity of aggregation to envisioneer. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark mega-cyber-extensibly than to seize strategically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to utilize intuitively. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to upgrade proactively. Without models, you will lack users. We believe we know that it is better to actualize mega-seamlessly than to deploy mega-robustly. Without users, you will lack versioning. We will enable the aptitude of supply-chains to strategize. The ability to unleash efficiently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business CAE and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think best-of-breed. We think we know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to reinvent efficiently. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be back-end, cross-media? It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be killer? If you engage intuitively, you may have to recontextualize efficiently.