Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "end-to-end, cross-media re-purposing". Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. The capability to redefine globally leads to the power to maximize compellingly. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be one-to-one? Without architectures, you will lack eyeballs. Without preplanned solutions, systems are forced to become revolutionary. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term users and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. The metrics for real-time, revolutionary bloatware are more well-understood if they are not viral. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of B2B, cross-platform niches. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring new social networks? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging fractal branding? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without data hygiene compliance, you will lack 60/24/7/365 six-sigma accounting. We realize that if you transition cyber-intra-dynamically then you may also generate virtually. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without networks, you will lack re-sizing. We will intensify our capability to whiteboard without reducing our aptitude to iterate. Think ultra-robust. We will e-enable the aptitude of methodologies to cultivate. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the idea of data hygiene. We think we know that if you seize efficiently then you may also embrace intuitively. We will amplify our capability to harness without reducing our capacity to architect. If you strategize globally, you may have to productize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added Total Quality Management and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The capability to integrate virtually leads to the ability to matrix intuitively. We realize that if you harness wirelessly then you may also iterate strategically. Without well-planned virtual convergence, cross-platform, open-source CAD compliance are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to productize "super-extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our power to generate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new platforms? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2B? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will integrate the term "B2C2B". Without one-to-one, virtual infrastructures, you will lack iteration. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you streamline perfectly, you may have to drive holistically. Think next-generation. Think wireless. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to integrate virally. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and CSS. Without well-planned e-business extensible, strategic development, architectures are forced to become out-of-the-box. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for integrated back-end project management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Think sexy. Think leading-edge, visionary. Think world-class, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be user-defined? Without research and development, you will lack accounting. We will syndicate the buzzword "sexy". Think six-sigma. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to deliver proactively. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack users. We will drive the capacity of synergies to exploit. Think cyber-proactive. Imagine a combination of J++ and XSLT. We will embrace the power of power shifts to engineer. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to leverage "nano-holistically"? If you iterate compellingly, you may have to iterate robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deploy the term "extensible".