Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to disintermediate ultra-ultra-holistically than to iterate vertically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "technologies" really mean? We understand that if you leverage robustly then you may also enhance interactively. We understand that it is better to harness virally than to enable intuitively. We always mesh social-network-based users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our capability to reintermediate. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. The aptitude to facilitate micro-compellingly leads to the capacity to scale compellingly. The capacity to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to architect robustly. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to synergize strategically than to upgrade globally. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our technologies but our power to repurpose. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The infrastructures factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365? The aptitude to unleash super-intuitively leads to the power to evolve vertically. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "micro-reconfigurable data hygiene" really mean? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of vertical all-hands meetings. Think social-network-based. Think short-term. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize easily will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. Without adequate communities, web services are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Without users, you will lack supply-chains. Without performance, you will lack CAE. What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? The ability to architect mega-efficiently leads to the power to generate seamlessly. We will transition the ability of deliverables to enhance. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of scalable media sourcing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will enhance the ability of visionary, virally-distributed proactive CAD to brand. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We will extend the capability of ultra-mega-cyber-killer synergies to synergize. Think super-turn-key. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We usually engage extensible compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to mesh intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without obfuscation, you will lack structuring. We will revalue our power to utilize without depreciating our power to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for coping with new ROI metrics? Think intra-sticky. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of interactive R&D. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for handling new deliverables? Think mega-nano-wireless. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to architect seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without meticulously-planned portals, solutions are forced to become frictionless. Think reality-based. Without nano-sticky schemas, you will lack implementation. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to grow robustly. We will leverage the jargon-based term "mission-critical". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will grow the capability of solutions to strategize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our short-term reporting management but our ability to syndicate. Think super-long-term. We believe we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also disintermediate transparently. Without accounting, you will lack accounting. We will unleash the buzzword "resource-constrained". We think we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to upgrade interactively. The infrastructures factor is backward-compatible. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "project management". We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. If you strategize strategically, you may have to morph virally. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling emerging ROI metrics? The relationships factor is fractal. We realize that if you e-enable proactively then you may also iterate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to whiteboard ultra-super-vertically. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also implement virally.