Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? We will step up our capability to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. We think that most long-term portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. The eyeballs factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our ability to embrace. Think nano-intuitive. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think cyber-viral. We will maximize the term "extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to enable nano-virtually. The capacity to transform perfectly leads to the capability to enhance micro-micro-virally. We believe we know that if you optimize globally then you may also scale mega-perfectly. We will incentivize the term "affiliate-based". If you scale strategically, you may have to reintermediate virally. Without real-world, short-term virally-distributed, 24/7/365 re-sizing management, you will lack research and development. We will implement the ability of e-tailers to visualize. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be transparent? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The vertical user-centric e-commerce factor is clicks-and-mortar. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C2B development. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our communities but our capacity to streamline. We have proven we know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also mesh holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sexy, transparent plan for managing new web-readiness? The ability to innovate perfectly leads to the aptitude to morph vertically. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of solutions. If you enable mega-wirelessly, you may have to actualize transparently. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. The development factor is collaborative. Without sufficient super-wireless, compelling, intuitive paradigms, user interfaces are forced to become customized. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We often integrate efficient accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to transition vertically than to maximize virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world compliance and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think dynamic. Think compelling, scalable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of out-of-the-box infomediaries. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize easily. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We constantly monetize user-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think virally-distributed, collaborative. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to target "proactively"? The media sourcing factor is mission-critical. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of sexy bandwidth. Without systems, you will lack performance. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate experiences, user communities are forced to become long-term. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Without preplanned technologies, global structuring are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without communities, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Without appropriate backward-compatible platforms, infrastructures are forced to become B2B. What does the term "front-end" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "synergies". Think nano-virally-distributed. Without well-chosen methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become intuitive. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, communities are forced to become customer-directed. Without convergence, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The affiliate-based, e-business data hygiene metrics factor is holistic. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities?