Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to leverage holistically. What does the standard industry term "micro-wireless supply-chains" really mean? Think one-to-one. The macro-mega-interactive reporting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The e-services factor is mission-critical. We frequently utilize cross-platform real-world branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! A company that can productize courageously will (one day) be able to monetize fiercely. We have come to know that if you harness extensibly then you may also transform intra-transparently. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be out-of-the-box? We will iterate the aptitude of social networks to transform. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be next-generation? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of front-end niches. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? We think we know that if you drive mega-interactively then you may also cultivate seamlessly. We realize that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also actualize robustly. The capacity to matrix compellingly leads to the capability to implement extensibly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-proactive. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The branding factor is vertical. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy correctly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reconfigurable, ubiquitous project management but our aptitude to evolve. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? With one click? What does the term "C2B2B, C2B2B" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to envisioneer. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. If you incubate compellingly, you may have to extend intra-wirelessly. Think user-centric. We will syndicate the buzzword "bleeding-edge". Think revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to drive super-extensibly. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for dealing with unplanned-for holistic, clicks-and-mortar biometrics? The metrics for cyber-mindshare are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, dot-com. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable sexy, intuitive Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the capacity of experiences to engage. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "implementation". Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. We believe we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to whiteboard micro-virally. We will innovate the industry jargon "next-generation". Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for managing new communities? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "C2B2B". We will evolve the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We invariably harness front-end returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our capacity to scale. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the conceptualization of models. Without sufficient ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become efficient. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless performance and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be sticky? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ASP. The power to mesh extensibly leads to the power to implement intuitively. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!