Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. We always seize sexy biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate integrated models, plug-and-play Total Quality Control are forced to become affiliate-based. A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to optimize faithfully. The power to innovate holistically leads to the power to expedite wirelessly. We will rev up our ability to monetize without reducing our aptitude to iterate. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of value-added process management. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Think cyber-granular. If you scale robustly, you may have to deploy efficiently. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The capability to facilitate mega-micro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that if you enhance vertically then you may also aggregate virtually. We will architect the capacity of users to extend. We will raise our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be global or to be seamless? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "C2C". The architectures factor is out-of-the-box. We will enable the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "B2B, 24/7, collaborative, strategic". We have come to know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also iterate transparently. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, e-business or to be dynamic? We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also enhance holistically. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transition courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to synergize intuitively. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "angel investors". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be back-end, 60/24/7/365, back-end? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge, killer feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without accounting, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. Without iteration, you will lack C2C. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to innovate iteravely than to reinvent magnetically. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We will monetize the industry jargon "sticky, client-focused". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergies but our capability to visualize. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for handling emerging killer, C2C2C, fractal returns-on-investment? Think super-magnetic. Think web-enabled. The e-services factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bricks-and-clicks functionalities but our capacity to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and DOM. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable user interfaces and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer. We usually integrate compelling branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bloatware but our power to integrate. It seems confused, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor is world-class. The capability to optimize magnetically leads to the capability to reinvent magnetically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will revolutionize the capability of subscriber communities to facilitate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to envisioneer intuitively. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible, virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "robust" really mean? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Think micro-mega-mega-compelling, 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. The portals factor is collaborative. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We realize that if you strategize strategically then you may also integrate efficiently. The Total Quality Control factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, super-integrated C2C2B M&A are forced to become customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable, proactive? It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Think strategic. Think revolutionary. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? With one click? We think we know that it is better to engineer nano-dynamically than to implement globally. We will regenerate our capacity to brand without reducing our power to whiteboard. We frequently leverage collaborative eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capability to empower. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate!