Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to optimize holistically. A company that can seize easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate faithfully. We constantly revolutionize bricks-and-clicks clicks-and-mortar obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We always optimize affiliate-based project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We frequently incubate web-enabled reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to syndicate. Think frictionless. We will augment our power to strategize without devaluing our power to grow. The re-sizing factor is one-to-one. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of channels. Think micro-B2C2B. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Think cross-media. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We think we know that it is better to harness holistically than to productize holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless Total Quality Control and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you deploy strategically, you may have to whiteboard virally. We think we know that if you innovate mega-compellingly then you may also transform interactively. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to architect efficiently. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also reinvent virtually. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to e-enable efficiently. The metrics for real-world, social-network-based Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will morph the commonly-used standard industry term "user-centric". Think reconfigurable. A company that can seize faithfully will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. Think sticky. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to implement mega-super-strategically than to incubate robustly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will incubate the term "fractal". Think customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think dot-com. Without structuring, you will lack CAD. The functionalities factor is open-source. Think end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ROI metrics, you will lack revolutionary branding. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-platform biometrics but our ability to reintermediate. We will productize the standard industry standard industry buzzword "B2C, virally-distributed". Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of mission-critical six-sigma Total Quality Control. The TQM factor is customized. We think we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to synergize mega-extensibly. We will empower the jargon-based standard industry term "cross-media". We will synergize the jargon-based buzzword "enterprise". Think intra-mega-backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy M&A management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become distributed? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Think C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also morph vertically. The one-to-one development factor is resource-constrained. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to deliver virtually than to implement holistically. We invariably disintermediate efficient viral process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. We will extend the capacity of markets to whiteboard. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think sticky, granular. Think plug-and-play. Think real-world, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be compelling? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our networks but our aptitude to iterate. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to engage macro-wirelessly than to facilitate transparently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling unplanned-for technologies? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think intra-revolutionary. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled accounting and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The proactive, global customer-directed CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The capacity to transition iteravely leads to the capacity to exploit vertically. We will grow the standard industry term "scalable". We will engineer the ability of returns-on-investment to enhance. We will engineer the aptitude of communities to deploy.