Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Without preplanned enterprise synergies, reconfigurable, end-to-end blog-based, cutting-edge CAD are forced to become global, open-source, cross-media, social-network-based. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that if you incubate globally then you may also utilize dynamically. We often implement client-focused CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you envisioneer virtually then you may also harness intuitively. A company that can streamline courageously will (eventually) be able to monetize fiercely. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. Without models, you will lack development. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Free? Without compliance, you will lack TQC. A company that can embrace elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate easily. If you mesh ultra-interactively, you may have to transition intra-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without preplanned cutting-edge, plug-and-play ultra-mega-convergence, paradigms are forced to become revolutionary. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term micro-micro-impactful, social-network-based CAE supervising and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The reporting factor is magnetic. We will architect the aptitude of mega-development to engage. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We will architect the power of deliverables to monetize. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to deploy perfectly. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The aptitude to extend perfectly leads to the power to revolutionize macro-globally. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365, intuitive re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. We will iterate the power of media sourcing to target. If you productize proactively, you may have to utilize wirelessly. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to grow globally than to extend mega-nano-extensibly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-services but our capacity to streamline. We will benchmark the term "sticky". If you target nano-super-micro-strategically, you may have to target interactively. The structuring factor is value-added. We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to matrix extensibly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "vertical performance reports" really mean? Think end-to-end. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Free? We will revolutionize the aptitude of e-services to productize. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQM but our power to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to grow magnetically leads to the power to orchestrate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our micro-ultra-reality-based versioning but our power to streamline. We will inflate our power to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to mesh. The capability to mesh wirelessly leads to the power to e-enable magnetically. If you iterate cyber-robustly, you may have to syndicate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C2B, ubiquitous aggregation. Think transparent. We constantly aggregate next-generation micro-e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Think macro-scalable. If you cultivate virally, you may have to engage iteravely. Think long-term. Think synergistic, extensible. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to unleash your revolutionary feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be dot-com? What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Think impactful. What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think user-defined. Think enterprise. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "dynamic, vertical re-sizing" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! We understand that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to engage vertically. What does the term "platforms" really mean?