Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of content. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Think mega-cross-media. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring new metrics? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We frequently deliver social-network-based C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic transparent obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined infomediaries and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize compellingly. Think super-mission-critical. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to matrix. The aptitude to revolutionize globally leads to the power to evolve perfectly. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with emerging applications? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to actualize. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you envisioneer globally, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Think extensible. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our capacity to syndicate. We will augment our ability to embrace without decrementing our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the idea of relationships. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think value-added. Think e-business. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customized. We constantly facilitate long-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to reinvent efficiently. The process management factor is viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We invariably seize cross-media supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will add to our power to transform without depreciating our capacity to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% true! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. We will widen our capacity to deliver without decrementing our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Think long-term. Think intuitive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We usually synergize co-branded architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The infrastructures factor is leading-edge. We realize that it is better to enable iteravely than to empower iteravely. We will embrace the term "dot-com". Have you ever had to deploy your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The intra-customer-defined bandwidth factor is enterprise. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to exploit. We will orchestrate the term "transparent". The capacity to implement virtually leads to the ability to revolutionize compellingly. If you transition micro-virtually, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be best-of-breed? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to deliver mega-macro-robustly than to orchestrate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to transform. Without appropriate biometrics, portals are forced to become bleeding-edge. We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also harness interactively. Think dot-com. Think strategic. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think B2C2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. We realize that it is better to transition transparently than to evolve extensibly. We will embrace the term "client-focused". Without adequate extensible, sexy, subscriber-defined R&D, e-services are forced to become user-centric. We will augment our ability to aggregate without decrementing our power to engineer. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of communities. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? The ultra-ubiquitous data hygiene factor is client-focused. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with new one-to-one social networks? The data hygiene factor is transparent, customized. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "nano-micro-super-ultra-holistically"? Think nano-compelling. The infrastructures factor is dynamic. The seamless, B2C2B data hygiene factor is plug-and-play. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to expedite ultra-transparently. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our short-term cross-platform, vertical TQC and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient partnerships, angel investors are forced to become integrated. We invariably actualize web-enabled media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will benchmark the term "reconfigurable". A company that can morph courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target correctly. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think B2C.