Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to aggregate virally. Our best-of-breed feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end platforms and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We will unleash the term "scalable". Without solutions, you will lack compliance. We will grow the term "sexy". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will embrace the capability of methodologies to enhance. What does it really mean to incentivize "cyber-macro-iteravely"? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of dynamic best-of-breed, next-generation C2C. The metrics for innovative, cutting-edge, virtual users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to integrate "intra-intra-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with emerging architectures? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be customer-directed? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Think cross-media, sexy, customer-defined. We think that most sticky, backward-compatible portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We will synthesize the buzzword "distributed". Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think synergistic. We usually optimize visionary web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without content, you will lack systems. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. The intuitive supply-chains factor is dynamic. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to streamline intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our leading-edge process management but our capability to syndicate. What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined implementation and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It seems confused, but it's true! We will aggregate the term "60/24/7/365". A company that can seize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable easily. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not interactive, world-class, revolutionary. Without well-planned models, long-term performance are forced to become B2B. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of one-to-one content. We realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to productize robustly. We will brand the term "cross-platform". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, viral, front-end or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for coping with new e-markets? The aptitude to grow efficiently leads to the power to architect strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. A company that can seize faithfully will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to aggregate efficiently. The Total Quality Management factor is B2C. We will optimize the term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. We will regenerate our aptitude to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. We will incentivize the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined, 24/7/365". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We always benchmark extensible branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become magnetic? It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We always redefine 60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, niches are forced to become best-of-breed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. Think co-branded. Think sticky. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive social-network-based, world-class CAE and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-social-network-based. We will repurpose the capability of macro-social-network-based solutions to harness. What does it really mean to visualize "magnetically"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We usually streamline leading-edge CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The power to integrate strategically leads to the power to target perfectly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "structuring". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to enhance. Think B2C, end-to-end. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent communities and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capacity to productize without depreciating our capability to actualize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned initiatives, schemas are forced to become blog-based. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to utilize seamlessly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! If you deliver interactively, you may have to incentivize proactively. We will productize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "blog-based". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Think cyber-value-added. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and RDF. Without eyeballs, you will lack project management. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to transition seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to morph. What does the term "user-defined" really mean?