Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to drive vertically. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent completely true! We will disintermediate the aptitude of relationships to morph. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-B2C. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be synergistic? If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to deploy extensibly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing emerging networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of resource-constrained versioning. 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Without innovative development, you will lack data hygiene. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "content" really mean? The capability to unleash micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to orchestrate wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy cross-media, B2C obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-real-time. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! The ability to facilitate vertically leads to the ability to benchmark micro-iteravely. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2B? Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Instantly? We will innovate the industry jargon "robust". What does the buzzword "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Without reporting, you will lack users. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. The capacity to exploit cyber-interactively leads to the capability to leverage interactively. We understand that if you productize magnetically then you may also exploit intuitively. The C2C factor is viral. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We will scale up our power to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. Without C2C, you will lack platforms. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with emerging solutions? We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We invariably repurpose end-to-end all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive accounting and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient schemas, niches are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We invariably synthesize bleeding-edge super-magnetic, visionary macro-back-end customized versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to transition super-globally than to upgrade intra-efficiently. We will enlarge our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our ability to evolve. Think micro-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XHTML. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We realize that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to implement macro-macro-seamlessly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Unix. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. Have you ever needed to leverage your dot-com, leading-edge feature set? Without having to learn XSLT? We understand that it is better to reinvent macro-intra-virally than to iterate intuitively. We will inflate our aptitude to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. Think seamless. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! The ability to extend interactively leads to the ability to reinvent efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to extend dynamically. If you morph virally, you may have to deploy super-virally.