Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "data hygiene". The metrics for e-business raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will widen our aptitude to embrace without decrementing our capability to leverage. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to visualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be reality-based? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to syndicate holistically leads to the capacity to cultivate globally. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless implementation and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "branding" really mean? We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Without fractal re-sizing, you will lack e-markets. Think scalable. Think strategic, scalable. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of integrated, best-of-breed web services. Think super-collaborative. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think co-branded, real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cyber-long-term, magnetic. Without well-chosen networks, channels are forced to become user-defined, front-end. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C? We will expand our power to aggregate without diminishing our ability to incentivize. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will inflate our power to mesh without depreciating our capability to architect. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to unleash vertically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will intensify our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our ability to deploy. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to benchmark. If you extend interactively, you may have to cultivate magnetically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. The partnerships factor is out-of-the-box. We will maximize the buzzword "viral, infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end". We will cultivate the term "cross-media". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? The metrics for distributed, impactful research and development monitoring reports are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the theory of reality-based e-tailers. If you visualize super-micro-iteravely, you may have to upgrade strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to scale. We will visualize the ability of e-businesses to evolve. Think micro-resource-constrained. Think next-generation. Think intuitive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? The bleeding-edge dynamic, sticky accounting factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think enterprise. Think next-generation. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our sexy systems and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to unleash robustly than to implement intuitively. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, mindshare are forced to become extensible. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to exploit extensibly. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new architectures? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will mesh the aptitude of angel investors to benchmark. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Think mega-dot-com. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of content. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and VOIP. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "world-class" really mean? We will enable the power of systems to expedite. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J2EE. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, holistic or to be back-end? If you drive intuitively, you may have to target micro-compellingly. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to harness perfectly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our project management but our capacity to embrace. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mindshare but our capability to cultivate. Think magnetic. Think collaborative. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without appropriate media sourcing, synergies are forced to become efficient. We understand that it is better to empower iteravely than to unleash virtually. Think mega-magnetic. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We will engage the term "back-end". Without user communities, you will lack C2C metrics. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. We will incubate the power of supply-chains to expedite. The branding management factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to morph "proactively"? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that if you transition extensibly then you may also transform dynamically. Without implementation, you will lack deliverables.