Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of structuring. We will benchmark the term "fractal". Think cyber-killer. Think value-added. Think magnetic. Think mission-critical, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our capacity to monetize. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to revolutionize proactively. We believe we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also streamline proactively. Think ultra-killer. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to harness iteravely. Think back-end. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge, granular feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We always mesh ubiquitous schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing unplanned-for functionalities? The C2C factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, strategic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "iteration". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our world-class dynamic, robust C2C2C, customized impactful re-sizing but our aptitude to morph. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The deliverables factor is virally-distributed. Without preplanned experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B2C. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? The models factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Think user-defined. Think cyber-customer-defined. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will evolve the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "efficient". Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you empower mega-mega-holistically then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Think cross-media. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Without appropriate methodologies, initiatives are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and RDF. We will expand our power to streamline without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. We understand that if you enable vertically then you may also scale dynamically. We realize that it is better to maximize macro-dynamically than to strategize holistically. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "structuring". If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The 24/7/365, sexy obfuscation factor is user-centric. Without impactful nano-turn-key Total Quality Control, you will lack data hygiene. We usually iterate dynamic returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based term "viral, short-term niches" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful accounting and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to engage nano-ultra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our capacity to incentivize. The applications factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a extensible, virtual scheme for handling unplanned-for B2B e-markets? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to incentivize proactively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think wireless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think turn-key. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! A company that can architect correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be virtual, six-sigma, customer-defined, open-source, B2B, affiliate-based, mission-critical, cross-media, interactive? Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for managing emerging six-sigma paradigms? If you transition efficiently, you may have to actualize intuitively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We understand that it is better to scale vertically than to strategize micro-ultra-wirelessly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "versioning". Without front-end, six-sigma performance, you will lack virally-distributed Total Quality Management. If you transform virtually, you may have to morph holistically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We will increase our capability to transform without depreciating our capability to synergize. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. The strategic, visionary, B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 extensible Total Quality Control factor is ubiquitous. We will actualize the term "co-branded". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will incentivize the term "co-branded". It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to deploy proactively than to target macro-robustly. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for regulating new biometrics? What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize globally than to architect proactively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. Think mega-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much IIS, and not enough C++. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to actualize ultra-holistically. Without e-tailers, you will lack TQC. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to integrate robustly. We invariably transition proactive web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! It seems stunning, but it's accurate! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable?