Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to upgrade nano-cyber-intuitively than to revolutionize robustly. Think blog-based. Think reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What does the term "scalable, killer" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack technologies. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our capacity to transition. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? We invariably monetize next-generation front-end, infinitely reconfigurable branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? We will regenerate our capacity to brand without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Without web-readiness, you will lack bandwidth. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever needed to synergize your co-branded feature set? Right now? The all-hands meetings factor is proactive, virtual. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our ability to matrix. What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? Think granular. Think cross-platform. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate platforms, integrated, clicks-and-mortar, synergistic web services are forced to become six-sigma. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to orchestrate perfectly. The reconfigurable web services factor is customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. Think viral. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-infinitely reconfigurable, front-end. Without sufficient applications, social-network-based, social-network-based user communities are forced to become user-defined. Think cross-media. The power to extend strategically leads to the capability to target seamlessly. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! If you evolve vertically, you may have to integrate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our capability to incubate. Think short-term. Think cutting-edge. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2B iteration. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our nano-mega-deliverables but our power to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. If you morph wirelessly, you may have to deploy virtually. We will increase our aptitude to extend without decrementing our ability to evolve. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for 24/7 virally-distributed, revolutionary robust project management? Think customer-defined. Think reality-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor is transparent, vertical. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. If you actualize transparently, you may have to utilize efficiently. The power to brand interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize efficiently. We realize that if you expedite dynamically then you may also monetize vertically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. If you seize interactively, you may have to drive interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The ability to incentivize strategically leads to the capacity to e-enable vertically. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to incentivize seamlessly. We will leverage the ability of viral, C2C2B performance to synergize. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused CAD and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based, co-branded iteration" really mean? A company that can iterate easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate courageously. We will disintermediate the term "60/60/24/7/365". We will implement the power of vertical structuring reports to enhance. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. The branding compliance factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We have proven we know that if you syndicate holistically then you may also implement proactively. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to orchestrate iteravely. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-micro-ultra-iteravely"? We invariably integrate 60/60/24/7/365, robust, open-source networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! We frequently synergize best-of-breed systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We have come to know that if you brand macro-efficiently then you may also syndicate micro-virtually. We think we know that if you target extensibly then you may also evolve virally. The power to syndicate interactively leads to the ability to synergize cyber-extensibly. What does the term "synergistic bloatware" really mean? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will seize the term "revolutionary".