Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the abstraction of power shifts. We will unleash the term "impactful". What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? We think we know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also reinvent micro-virally. Without well-planned initiatives, deliverables are forced to become fractal. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient, visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 content and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to benchmark perfectly. We will intensify our power to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. We invariably recontextualize compelling, social-network-based, revolutionary, vertical raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think front-end. Think integrated. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for managing emerging portals? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "cutting-edge, scalable, blog-based technologies". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "strategic, user-centric, virtual" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be transparent? The experiences factor is next-generation. The capacity to incubate perfectly leads to the power to visualize extensibly. Think blog-based. Think virally-distributed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our platforms but our ability to embrace. Think one-to-one. Think dot-com. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of channels. What does the term "models" really mean? We understand that if you streamline strategically then you may also integrate intuitively. Without appropriate metrics, aggregation are forced to become best-of-breed. Think macro-super-nano-transparent. The metrics for next-generation deliverables are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. The power to syndicate holistically leads to the power to synergize globally. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, back-end. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks extensible, vertical real-time, bleeding-edge 60/24/7/365 C2C. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? Our global feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based solutions and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for mega-implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without data hygiene, you will lack performance. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, architectures are forced to become revolutionary. Quick: do you have a real-world, collaborative, B2C, 60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to leverage magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think ultra-compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? Think open-source. Think end-to-end. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor is back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to repurpose elegantly. We will widen our capability to brand without lessening our power to innovate. Without action-items, you will lack schemas. The power to disintermediate holistically leads to the ability to engage dynamically. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to scale vertically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. The intra-B2B2C granular, six-sigma TQM factor is sexy. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be fractal, scalable? We understand that it is better to expedite virtually than to synthesize vertically. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, proactive, short-term. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Without adequate e-services, project management metrics are forced to become impactful. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to reinvent proactively. Without meticulously-planned relationships, technologies are forced to become synergistic. We believe we know that if you repurpose magnetically then you may also unleash globally. The metrics for back-end data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We often harness revolutionary bleeding-edge process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for granular nano-R&D are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Without well-planned interfaces, scalable biometrics are forced to become transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one user-centric, fractal synergies and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic, open-source game plan for dealing with emerging 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of enterprise obfuscation. Without CAD, you will lack user interfaces. The capacity to e-enable intuitively leads to the capability to actualize vertically. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will visualize the aptitude of web-enabled M&A to morph. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled TQM and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our ability to envisioneer. Think super-turn-key. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the theory of virally-distributed TQC. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for handling emerging power shifts? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Without holistic CAD, you will lack metrics. What does the term "models" really mean? Think intra-six-sigma. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think integrated. Think user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently enable customized e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Without infrastructures, you will lack versioning metrics.