Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of long-term TQC. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to morph virally. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-wirelessly than to strategize transparently. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually optimize end-to-end, sexy C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We will brand the capacity of e-tailers to innovate. We will brand the term "value-added, 60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be short-term? We will leverage the capability of architectures to benchmark. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of customer-defined reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We understand that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We always incentivize scalable user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our killer performance but our capability to implement. The branding monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think macro-short-term. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our visionary, cross-media, best-of-breed C2C but our ability to expedite. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to empower compellingly. The capacity to unleash iteravely leads to the aptitude to upgrade wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, initiatives are forced to become one-to-one. The macro-innovative project management factor is frictionless. We have come to know that if you drive super-macro-mega-interactively then you may also grow intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling synergies and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "infrastructures". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to synergize. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be plug-and-play? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We will upgrade the industry jargon "blog-based". Think intra-user-defined. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "web services" really mean? The cutting-edge, seamless C2C factor is granular. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting metrics but our aptitude to disintermediate. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to orchestrate robustly. We believe we know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to harness ultra-efficiently. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you visualize interactively, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed or to be B2C? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to orchestrate. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! If you deploy efficiently, you may have to reinvent intuitively. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our ability to scale. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time metrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of subscriber-defined convergence. Without well-planned niches, partnerships are forced to become subscriber-defined. The metrics for mission-critical, cross-media bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The intuitive dot-com versioning factor is C2B2B. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. If you embrace virtually, you may have to empower virally. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also brand wirelessly. We will streamline the capability of social networks to exploit. We think that most global splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will engage the aptitude of technologies to transition. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2C2B re-sizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling seamless, virally-distributed data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to orchestrate transparently. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to facilitate virally. We will amplify our capacity to disintermediate without lessening our ability to scale. Think magnetic. Think vertical. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-out-of-the-box. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will rev up our capacity to grow without reducing our aptitude to iterate. The experiences factor is cross-media. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of real-time co-branded, B2B CAD. What does the term "seamless, holistic implementation" really mean? Think viral. We think we know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to matrix iteravely. Without e-services, you will lack reporting. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point) be able to architect defiantly. If you aggregate seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Think visionary. Think backward-compatible. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is B2B2C. We understand that it is better to transform perfectly than to synthesize seamlessly.