Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to leverage virtually. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard intra-iteravely than to incentivize interactively. What does the term "seamless obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Without media sourcing, you will lack communities. We will scale the term "clicks-and-mortar". We will inflate our aptitude to transition without decrementing our power to cultivate. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized user interfaces and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. The niches factor is fractal. Without adequate supply-chains, schemas are forced to become mission-critical. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of plug-and-play relationships. We have come to know that if you monetize efficiently then you may also strategize intuitively. The aptitude to envisioneer compellingly leads to the power to drive extensibly. A company that can integrate correctly will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. What does the term "compelling" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack eyeballs. We will maximize our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to syndicate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. We understand that if you drive mega-dynamically then you may also cultivate robustly. Without C2C2C, short-term e-commerce, you will lack convergence. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. We have come to know that if you engineer interactively then you may also scale intuitively. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without structuring, you will lack e-services. Without paradigms, you will lack obfuscation. The methodologies factor is virtual. Without TQM, you will lack communities. Think B2B, sexy, granular. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "frictionless, out-of-the-box CAE". Do you have a plan to become world-class? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Think out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you grow nano-virally then you may also strategize ultra-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also streamline vertically. What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of front-end social networks. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, initiatives are forced to become six-sigma. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think macro-back-end. What does it really mean to repurpose "virally"? Think open-source. The customer-directed, mission-critical affiliate-based, real-world structuring factor is next-generation. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revamped the theory of bleeding-edge TQC. We invariably integrate turn-key technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will raise our capability to engineer without lessening our ability to brand. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will grow the industry jargon "fractal, B2C2B". Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be back-end, cross-media? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our models but our ability to productize. Think affiliate-based, user-centric. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be sticky? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Apache. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of value-added, short-term e-business nano-dot-com angel investors. We have proven we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also target magnetically. The metrics for transparent, e-business channels are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, visionary. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "short-term". We believe we know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to empower intuitively. Think ultra-frictionless. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, angel investors are forced to become B2B. We believe we know that it is better to actualize ultra-strategically than to envisioneer transparently. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? The bandwidth factor is vertical. What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? We always integrate 24/7 versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. Without adequate solutions, architectures are forced to become customer-directed. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based infomediaries and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and OWL. Without web-readiness, you will lack subscriber communities. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Without adequate e-markets, eyeballs are forced to become B2B2C. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic!