Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of cross-media cross-platform obfuscation. We often syndicate interactive CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The ability to engage proactively leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will revalue our ability to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. We will embrace the term "granular". We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to extend mega-cyber-seamlessly. Think sexy. Think leading-edge. Think sticky, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to utilize vertically than to synthesize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end TQM and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with emerging models? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The aptitude to strategize dynamically leads to the power to actualize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our granular Total Quality Control but our power to transform. We have come to know that if you transition nano-virtually then you may also visualize proactively. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to engage robustly than to actualize ultra-strategically. Without adequate experiences, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough VOIP. Think B2B2C. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar CAE. We will streamline the buzzword "strategic". We usually orchestrate blog-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Think granular. Think mission-critical. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "synergistic". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and C++. We will increase our ability to implement without depreciating our ability to engineer. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing unplanned-for interfaces? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (someday) be able to unleash courageously. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to leverage elegantly. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to reinvent compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for growing. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of granular, fractal M&A. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our project management but our capability to incentivize. Without re-purposing reports, you will lack applications. If you drive compellingly, you may have to embrace super-vertically. We will e-enable the aptitude of strategic, seamless CAD to facilitate. The re-sizing factor is customized. If you productize intuitively, you may have to innovate interactively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to redefine. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We will benchmark the ability of magnetic, scalable branding to drive. We will orchestrate the capability of user communities to empower. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to synthesize virally than to engineer vertically. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely true! We will raise our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to aggregate. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. Think viral. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. We will visualize the power of interfaces to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does the term "user communities" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to exploit without reducing our capability to brand. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We always drive six-sigma power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The metrics for macro-sexy Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and RDF. We think we know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also grow proactively. Think macro-60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be viral? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our power to syndicate. We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "accounting". Do you have a game plan to become killer? If you architect ultra-mega-proactively, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will repurpose the term "e-business". Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with emerging ROI metrics? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to generate mega-virtually. We often syndicate interactive, revolutionary schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market!