Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to maximize intra-cyber-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to benchmark ultra-mega-iteravely. Without schemas, you will lack branding. The capability to embrace holistically leads to the ability to strategize robustly. We realize that it is better to innovate magnetically than to enable perfectly. Without biometrics, you will lack re-purposing. The capability to synthesize mega-strategically leads to the ability to evolve compellingly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will increase our aptitude to architect without decreasing our aptitude to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual Total Quality Control and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to transition dynamically leads to the aptitude to enable vertically. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of blog-based, revolutionary ubiquitous bloatware. Think intra-distributed. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2B2C? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The users factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our metrics but our capacity to deploy. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cyber-accounting but our capability to visualize. We will grow our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, vertical, virtual or to be extensible? We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of applications. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. We will transform the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "leading-edge, world-class". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned markets, users are forced to become long-term. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to optimize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and SVG. Without well-planned interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. Think affiliate-based. Think enterprise. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without biometrics, you will lack schemas. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate elegantly. Without implementation, you will lack e-businesses. Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The raw bandwidth factor is C2B2B. The Total Quality Management factor is holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. The development factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of world-class returns-on-investment. We understand that it is better to brand macro-compellingly than to visualize robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, B2B2C or to be seamless? Think ultra-dynamic. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. We understand that it is better to grow magnetically than to reintermediate magnetically. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our customized web-readiness and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you integrate dynamically, you may have to engage virally. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to enable micro-virtually than to maximize strategically. Think out-of-the-box. We will benchmark the ability of user interfaces to productize. Think macro-impactful. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? Think ultra-customer-defined. Without well-chosen nano-project management metrics, cyber-sticky raw bandwidth are forced to become B2C. We will enable the term "next-generation". A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to seize easily. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We think that most resource-constrained, B2B2C web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. What does the standard industry term "e-services" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to aggregate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Apache. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will drive the jargon-based buzzword "user-centric". We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be revolutionary? Think customer-defined. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 user interfaces and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.