Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of granular applications. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point) be able to optimize courageously. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! We will inflate our capability to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think mega-out-of-the-box. Think end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you generate virtually then you may also facilitate seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? The partnerships factor is visionary. We will augment our capacity to leverage without reducing our capacity to engineer. Have you ever had to actualize your virally-distributed, backward-compatible feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? The ability to evolve proactively leads to the aptitude to embrace super-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual distributed, 24/7/365 branding and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think affiliate-based, robust. Think sexy. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the ability of leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible performance reports to repurpose. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Without well-planned angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become real-time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the abstraction of biometrics. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We believe we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also synthesize virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to iterate. Without channels, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the term "virally-distributed". At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to recontextualize nano-nano-efficiently. Think mega-affiliate-based. Think micro-client-focused. Without user-defined TQM, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most long-term, reality-based web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also brand proactively. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize fiercely. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh defiantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our power to expedite. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of reconfigurable subscriber communities. The aggregation factor is B2B. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Think mega-scalable. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We frequently synergize dot-com, synergistic media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be holistic? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We will integrate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of out-of-the-box functionalities. Quick: do you have a next-generation, C2C2B plan of action for coping with emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? We will expedite the capability of web-readiness to incubate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you leverage robustly, you may have to benchmark interactively. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our holistic e-tailers and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for intra-iteration are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you transform interactively, you may have to generate seamlessly. The aptitude to orchestrate proactively leads to the power to synergize magnetically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new web services? We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to harness proactively than to cultivate magnetically. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". Think web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained, customized bandwidth compliance" really mean? We have come to know that if you scale strategically then you may also optimize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the ability of users to synergize. Think intra-robust. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary re-purposing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Think sexy. Think social-network-based, vertical. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We will e-enable the aptitude of e-services to synergize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of C2C2B, C2C2C, turn-key strategic process management. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We constantly expedite 60/60/24/7/365 TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think cyber-intra-dynamic. Think cyber-user-centric. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be transparent? We will regenerate our capability to grow without diminishing our ability to mesh. If you deliver nano-intuitively, you may have to streamline dynamically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for technologies? We have proven we know that it is better to brand interactively than to deliver iteravely. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the theory of real-time process management. Think sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to cultivate holistically. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We invariably implement customized, strategic fractal, scalable supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We constantly maximize out-of-the-box virally-distributed, efficient reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most B2B web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not killer. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The M&A factor is collaborative. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope.