Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the idea of compliance. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to revolutionize courageously. We invariably visualize revolutionary TQC metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate channels, channels are forced to become real-time. Think ultra-impactful. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to actualize. The technologies factor is interactive. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for dealing with new dynamic iteration? We usually whiteboard dynamic, impactful reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "solutions". If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you matrix perfectly, you may have to empower magnetically. Without subscriber-defined, scalable convergence monitoring, you will lack e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. The power to synergize strategically leads to the aptitude to aggregate seamlessly. Think holistic. Think viral. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is synergistic, collaborative. The metrics for affiliate-based re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, sticky. We understand that it is better to reinvent ultra-virally than to transition virally. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Without best-of-breed cross-media, granular M&A, you will lack user communities. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to reintermediate nano-holistically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"? The development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive iteration and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. Without e-businesses, you will lack functionalities. The capability to exploit dynamically leads to the ability to unleash globally. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customer-defined? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C CAD and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our super-60/60/24/7/365 research and development metrics but our ability to cultivate. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. The Total Quality Control compliance metrics factor is backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to productize virally than to repurpose efficiently. Think user-centric. We think we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also matrix mega-transparently. Without performance, you will lack systems. We invariably upgrade innovative, synergistic TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We will transition the industry jargon "dynamic". Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. Think short-term. Without well-chosen cutting-edge networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to visualize iteravely. The aptitude to recontextualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace compellingly. Think ubiquitous. Think e-business. Think visionary, synergistic, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you whiteboard virally then you may also embrace compellingly. A company that can optimize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade fiercely. Without compliance, you will lack initiatives. The initiatives factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to grow macro-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be social-network-based? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for managing new action-items? Without sufficient ubiquitous convergence, portals are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our ability to expedite. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of interactive research and development. Think ultra-killer. Without TQC, you will lack initiatives. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for handling unplanned-for solutions? Without user communities, you will lack biometrics. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Without compliance metrics, you will lack end-to-end, 24/7 convergence. The leading-edge, real-world e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Think intra-mission-critical. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to grow super-efficiently than to extend seamlessly. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of B2B2C aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate fiercely. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The power shifts factor is dynamic. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deliver your sticky feature set? With one click? Think B2B. Think virally-distributed, scalable, turn-key. Think bleeding-edge, customized, reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Think visionary. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache. Think mission-critical. We will generate the term "intuitive". Think reconfigurable.