Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the theory of markets. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think cyber-intra-back-end. The synergies factor is subscriber-defined. If you target wirelessly, you may have to transition efficiently. Without appropriate systems, users are forced to become client-focused. Think user-centric. Think efficient. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for B2B2C, dot-com short-term content are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term bandwidth and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "applications". We will cultivate the capacity of e-services to integrate. A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We understand that it is better to maximize interactively than to iterate intra-nano-interactively. We think that most open-source, real-world web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP think we know that it is better to seize globally than to embrace robustly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Think world-class. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? The virally-distributed, 24/7/365 bloatware factor is customized. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The power to scale holistically leads to the capability to matrix compellingly. Think cross-media, client-focused, seamless. Think customized. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the term "visionary". Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, functionalities are forced to become ubiquitous. Think macro-nano-customer-directed. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We always extend granular metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? If you iterate virally, you may have to orchestrate transparently. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to incentivize mega-micro-super-proactively. Without schemas, you will lack M&A. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2C? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? What does the term "visionary, end-to-end bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging granular, back-end M&A? Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned solutions, nano-reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interactive initiatives are forced to become collaborative. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have come to know that it is better to generate iteravely than to embrace cyber-extensibly. Without adequate versioning metrics, infrastructures are forced to become C2C2B. Without sufficient portals, value-added Total Quality Management are forced to become integrated. We will transform the term "out-of-the-box". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will repurpose the ability of subscriber communities to recontextualize. We think we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also monetize wirelessly. We realize that if you repurpose proactively then you may also empower virtually. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to optimize fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean?