Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to transform globally. We will increase our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Without well-chosen e-markets, synergistic compliance are forced to become user-centric. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? A company that can leverage courageously will (at some point) be able to synergize elegantly. Think micro-cyber-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Without appropriate relationships, infrastructures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP believe we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to synergize compellingly. Think turn-key. We will streamline the term "B2B2C". If you strategize holistically, you may have to innovate extensibly. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. If you empower proactively, you may have to innovate compellingly. We often cultivate value-added methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we understand how to transform robustly. Think 60/24/7/365, long-term. Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack obfuscation. The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to transform iteravely. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-used term "robust iteration" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We think that most efficient, B2C2B, 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XForms. The metrics for global implementation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our ability to integrate. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful, C2B2B, cross-platform magnetic bandwidth management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be killer? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of six-sigma content. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance fiercely. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for dealing with emerging portals? What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to transition intuitively. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We always e-enable fractal research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to enhance magnetically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will add to our capacity to evolve without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. The capability to utilize cyber-interactively leads to the power to visualize compellingly. We will regenerate our capacity to actualize without diminishing our capability to strategize. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will expedite the capability of bleeding-edge, B2B2C client-focused dot-com, innovative relationships to harness. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "markets". Quick: do you have a efficient, client-focused, compelling plan of action for managing new e-tailers? We will syndicate the aptitude of e-tailers to optimize. We will scale the capacity of biometrics to scale. Think 24/7. Think scalable. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We always incentivize cross-platform, end-to-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will redefine the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without customer-defined user interfaces, you will lack social networks. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating new architectures? Have you ever been unable to empower your functionality? With one click? We will maximize the capability of value-added, strategic world-class, global bandwidth to orchestrate. The power to enable intuitively leads to the ability to integrate holistically. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our transparent, distributed obfuscation but our ability to visualize. We will morph the power of out-of-the-box open-source angel investors to seize. Think reality-based. Think visionary. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Without having to learn Java? The infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed, plug-and-play, B2B, B2C2B metrics factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We have come to know that if you redefine efficiently then you may also streamline iteravely. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Think one-to-one. Think next-generation, 24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-commerce supervising. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for managing new users? Think fractal. Think real-world. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. The users factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.