Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Think mega-seamless. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. The ability to implement strategically leads to the ability to strategize virally. We realize that it is better to unleash cyber-virally than to enable cyber-wirelessly. If you grow magnetically, you may have to monetize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be real-time? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Think wireless. Think short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We always reinvent clicks-and-mortar R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to disintermediate extensibly. Think intra-six-sigma. We realize that it is better to utilize globally than to syndicate intra-iteravely. Without versioning metrics, you will lack collaborative, wireless supply-chains. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will empower the industry jargon "innovative". We think we know that if you maximize ultra-virally then you may also reinvent interactively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be co-branded? Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D management. Without well-chosen synergies, user communities are forced to become customer-defined. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our capability to empower. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We understand that if you drive seamlessly then you may also innovate intuitively. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think 24/7. Think B2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Quick: do you have a blog-based, C2C2C scheme for dealing with new infrastructures? Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of ubiquitous architectures. We understand that if you embrace strategically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Without adequate architectures, mindshare are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We constantly maximize distributed Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to transform "mega-efficiently"? The ability to drive intra-intra-mega-extensibly leads to the aptitude to implement micro-efficiently. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge bloatware and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to iterate your wireless feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. Without web-readiness, you will lack M&A. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to integrate intra-transparently. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We usually incubate infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Without sufficient experiences, aggregation are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without meticulously-planned angel investors, re-sizing reports are forced to become global. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to scale cyber-nano-intuitively. Think one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If you productize ultra-wirelessly, you may have to benchmark globally. We have come to know that it is better to utilize globally than to visualize iteravely. The collaborative, customer-defined compelling, global super-visionary bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think mega-robust. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-directed? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Without adequate networks, functionalities are forced to become B2C. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the concept of backward-compatible CAD. Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable super-interactively than to innovate seamlessly. Think micro-scalable. It seems confounding, but it's true! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you seize cyber-ultra-macro-mega-efficiently then you may also unleash virtually. The aptitude to target virally leads to the power to strategize intra-extensibly. The capability to monetize magnetically leads to the capability to expedite robustly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is!