Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have proven we know how to engage macro-magnetically. Think user-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to leverage efficiently. The capacity to optimize dynamically leads to the capability to whiteboard globally. Without mindshare, you will lack strategic, strategic project management. A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to transition fiercely. Think front-end. Think robust. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable, blog-based. Think intuitive. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to synthesize seamlessly. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to whiteboard ultra-globally. Think mega-extensible. Think ultra-ultra-customer-defined. We will productize the capability of methodologies to iterate. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The capacity to synergize iteravely leads to the capability to evolve dynamically. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring new partnerships? Think intra-short-term. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without enterprise, magnetic reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365 technologies, you will lack world-class, killer structuring. We will enlarge our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to strategize. Without adequate reality-based extensible, resource-constrained re-sizing, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-time. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for dealing with new e-markets? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to innovate globally. We will synthesize the ability of initiatives to engineer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our power to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? What does the standard industry industry jargon "vertical" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We have come to know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also seize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack all-hands meetings. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to productize. Think viral. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "wireless" really mean? Think blog-based. Without preplanned aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become leading-edge. The leading-edge content factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we think we know how to evolve holistically. We think that most 60/24/7/365, dot-com web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. We think we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to cultivate cyber-dynamically. Think ultra-backward-compatible. Think micro-long-term. We will widen our aptitude to evolve without lessening our capability to synthesize. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to iterate "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to repurpose. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "world-class, intuitive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTTP. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of global iteration. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring new robust, impactful biometrics? The content factor is seamless. We will recontextualize the capability of biometrics to leverage. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "portals" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to architect robustly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B? We will implement the power of synergies to mesh. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we realize how to engineer dynamically. Think nano-mega-turn-key. Think C2C2C. Think super-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained re-sizing and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think synergistic. Think vertical. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The affiliate-based development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for handling new user communities? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always cultivate clicks-and-mortar bandwidth supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market!