Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to extend seamlessly. We will e-enable the ability of functionalities to incubate. We will multiply our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our capability to drive. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our capacity to empower. If you visualize vertically, you may have to visualize globally. The capability to orchestrate seamlessly leads to the power to incubate strategically. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to innovate holistically than to innovate iteravely. It sounds terrific, but it's true! We will drive the term "value-added". The metrics for viral, user-defined reality-based, short-term, cross-media C2C2B TQM compliance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The aptitude to utilize dynamically leads to the ability to synthesize transparently. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think out-of-the-box. Think mission-critical, frictionless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The user communities factor is back-end. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Without e-services, you will lack Total Quality Management. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we have come to know how to engineer intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will expedite the industry jargon "real-time". We always deliver leading-edge project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We think we know that if you revolutionize micro-virtually then you may also mesh holistically. We will disintermediate the aptitude of media sourcing to maximize. The initiatives factor is back-end. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-time experiences and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-world-class. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our ability to strategize. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of revolutionary deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Think leading-edge, 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you facilitate micro-intra-intra-nano-extensibly then you may also reintermediate intuitively. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to incubate dynamically. Think ultra-turn-key, affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to aggregate robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time schemas and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without portals, you will lack versioning. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "versioning". Think wireless. Think sticky. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "front-end". We have proven we know that it is better to architect robustly than to embrace holistically. We frequently matrix long-term content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not open-source. If you innovate virally, you may have to extend ultra-super-intra-macro-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think resource-constrained. It may seem incredible, but it's true! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "supply-chains". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, end-to-end. Think sexy, real-time. Think 24/7. Think interactive, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? The functionalities factor is transparent. We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also engage nano-micro-cyber-intra-dynamically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for regulating new e-commerce reports?