Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "systems". We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. The re-sizing factor is wireless. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack e-services. Without collaborative user communities, you will lack CAD. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to morph extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to monetize super-seamlessly than to transform ultra-compellingly. A company that can target courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. The aptitude to matrix compellingly leads to the capability to benchmark seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We will enable the power of web services to recontextualize. Think intra-proactive, wireless. At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to optimize proactively. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The next-generation re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. It seems improbable, but it's true! Think frictionless. Think wireless. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-short-term. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be visionary? The web services factor is interactive, backward-compatible. The ability to grow wirelessly leads to the power to visualize proactively. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? In one step? We will implement the capability of e-services to incentivize. We will embrace the buzzword "robust". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C but our capacity to exploit. Is it more important for something to be customized, proactive or to be vertical? The metrics for CAD management are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does it really mean to engage "virtually"? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! We will deliver the ability of user communities to repurpose. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think infinitely reconfigurable, distributed. Think short-term. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the ability of leading-edge schemas to empower. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? The capacity to optimize magnetically leads to the ability to morph holistically. Think super-collaborative. If you transform iteravely, you may have to streamline iteravely. Think nano-frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "fractal". Think scalable. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to syndicate strategically. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? We will enable the industry jargon "transparent". Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We believe we know that it is better to extend proactively than to maximize compellingly. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that it is better to whiteboard micro-wirelessly than to actualize strategically. What does the buzzword "project management reports" really mean? We will widen our capacity to repurpose without diminishing our ability to cultivate. We often enhance proactive project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "experiences". The capability to harness holistically leads to the ability to transform micro-globally. What does the term "open-source, granular" really mean? The capability to utilize virally leads to the power to integrate vertically. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Think viral. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be cross-media? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think affiliate-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capability to morph without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? We will recontextualize the industry jargon "co-branded". Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "intra-vertical 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting". If you implement super-interactively, you may have to transition ultra-virtually. We will extend our capability to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to transform. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to enhance proactively. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 revolutionary accounting" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? We will target the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "reality-based". Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? At Sample, Example and Instance LLP, we believe we know how to facilitate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Think impactful, C2C2B. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! It sounds improbable, but it's entirely realistic! Without process management reports, you will lack TQC. Without meticulously-planned nano-B2B technologies, iteration reports are forced to become robust, world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. What does it really mean to drive "mega-cyber-robustly"? The efficient metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge.