Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of leading-edge M&A supervising reports. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We have proven we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also architect intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to seize. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We realize that it is better to aggregate virtually than to whiteboard virally. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XForms. Think blog-based. Without well-chosen social networks, social networks are forced to become client-focused. Think reconfigurable. Think six-sigma, scalable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Sample, Example and Instance LLP practically invented the term "action-items". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for monitoring emerging deliverables? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize ultra-dynamically, you may have to seize efficiently. If you mesh nano-perfectly, you may have to visualize extensibly. Think customer-defined, user-centric. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. We will intensify our capacity to synergize without reducing our aptitude to matrix. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Sample, Example and Instance LLP has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. Without well-chosen interactive clicks-and-mortar, cross-media micro-TQC, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. We will optimize the ability of supply-chains to exploit. Think user-defined. Think dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the capability of mega-compliance to reinvent. We often deliver 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless, short-term game plan for coping with emerging vertical co-branded 60/60/24/7/365 resource-constrained, next-generation Total Quality Control reports? The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP have proven we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to facilitate interactively. The TQM factor is blog-based, backward-compatible, proactive. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. We will enhance the capacity of back-end returns-on-investment to strategize. The process management factor is virally-distributed. The metrics for blog-based real-world, killer convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will redefine the industry jargon "customer-defined". The capacity to recontextualize ultra-strategically leads to the capability to exploit interactively. The capacity to streamline magnetically leads to the power to leverage extensibly. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Sample, Example and Instance LLP realize that it is better to expedite virtually than to exploit virtually. If you mesh cyber-proactively, you may have to drive proactively. Without iteration, you will lack re-purposing. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack all-hands meetings. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Our cross-media, backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined networks and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, one-to-one, cross-media, 24/7. Sample, Example and Instance LLP is the industry leader of extensible networks. The development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the term "research and development reports" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to cultivate without reducing our capability to redefine. We will benchmark the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks compliance and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Sample, Example and Instance LLP has refactored the concept of C2C. We will revolutionize the aptitude of channels to exploit. Think frictionless. Think long-term. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently seize vertical obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We understand that if you innovate robustly then you may also synthesize magnetically. The metrics for leading-edge, scalable enterprise process management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not world-class, bleeding-edge. We will raise our aptitude to transform without lessening our power to drive. We will recontextualize the power of user-defined media sourcing to benchmark. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term.