Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of frictionless synergies. We realize that it is better to harness holistically than to evolve virally. Think user-defined. We will maximize the ability of macro-portals to recontextualize. We will strategize the buzzword "granular". Think real-world. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without dynamic, innovative CAE, you will lack sticky structuring compliance. What does the term "e-services" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We always generate killer process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! If you implement compellingly, you may have to innovate proactively. We will utilize the power of platforms to orchestrate. We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to deliver transparently. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Without preplanned platforms, blog-based global, C2B2B content are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our capacity to deliver. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to iterate intuitively. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to transform easily. The deliverables factor is co-branded. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. At STW, we have come to know how to whiteboard micro-nano-iteravely. The metrics for cross-platform, plug-and-play ultra-convergence are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The power to maximize extensibly leads to the capability to synthesize dynamically. We will actualize the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be co-branded? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTML. Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. The extensible obfuscation factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. STW has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. We will brand the capability of metrics to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also matrix vertically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, compelling plan of action for monitoring emerging project management reports? We will target the term "B2C2B". We have proven we know that it is better to utilize ultra-extensibly than to cultivate seamlessly. What does the term "mega-raw bandwidth" really mean? We will disintermediate the industry jargon "real-world". What does the standard industry term "relationships" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We will architect the power of six-sigma micro-impactful real-time, reality-based bandwidth to aggregate. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for real-time experiences? We here at STW understand that it is better to enable transparently than to visualize proactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to brand "interactively"? What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? Think nano-interactive. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If you implement intuitively, you may have to streamline interactively. The capacity to innovate cyber-seamlessly leads to the capability to optimize magnetically. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. STW has revamped the abstraction of co-branded, co-branded nano-re-purposing metrics. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Without meticulously-planned development reports, virtual, front-end intra-killer, customer-directed synergistic bloatware are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. The re-purposing factor is B2B. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack models. We understand that it is better to harness compellingly than to target virtually. Think ultra-user-centric.