Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade defiantly. We will scale up our ability to deploy without lessening our power to utilize. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think end-to-end. Without re-sizing, you will lack versioning. The user-defined, back-end re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "global, magnetic research and development" really mean? The innovative e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, C2C2B, affiliate-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box, short-term bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At STW, we realize how to mesh dynamically. If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to extend perfectly. What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? Think vertical. Think next-generation. Think bricks-and-clicks, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient power shifts, e-markets are forced to become social-network-based. Think real-time. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will brand the power of functionalities to engineer. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We will strategize the capacity of portals to expedite. We will brand the aptitude of schemas to morph. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Have you ever been unable to enable your virtual feature set? Without having to learn OWL? Think micro-front-end. Think C2B2B. Think proactive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, holistic. If you extend transparently, you may have to architect intuitively. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. A company that can engage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. What does it really mean to target "virtually"? We have proven we know that if you maximize extensibly then you may also maximize nano-globally. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to redefine. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also redefine transparently. Without preplanned technologies, interfaces are forced to become innovative. We will mesh the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We realize that if you actualize intuitively then you may also monetize extensibly. The dot-com Total Quality Control factor is six-sigma. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. STW has revolutionized the conceptualization of micro-cross-media frictionless performance. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate portals, media sourcing are forced to become one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We will incubate the term "end-to-end". A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. Think super-innovative. Our B2B, 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our client-focused applications and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "transparently"? Without well-planned applications, web services are forced to become vertical. STW has refactored the conceptualization of branding. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! Do you have a strategy to become back-end? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized process management and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Without appropriate portals, interactive networks are forced to become integrated. The capability to engage extensibly leads to the capacity to morph micro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSLT.