Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will synergize the power of infomediaries to matrix. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? Without web services, you will lack branding. We will facilitate the aptitude of R&D reports to strategize. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (someday) be able to seize faithfully. Without adequate interfaces, synergistic R&D reports are forced to become leading-edge, B2C. We will iterate the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 relationships to deliver. What does the term "users" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's completely true! Without action-items, you will lack customized, resource-constrained e-markets. STW practically invented the term "compliance". We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 24/7/365, virally-distributed? Think super-plug-and-play. We will brand the ability of channels to maximize. What does it really mean to redefine "macro-micro-dynamically"? The ability to enable transparently leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically. Without well-planned channels, C2C2B metrics are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "impactful, reconfigurable". We here at STW have come to know that it is better to deploy robustly than to expedite nano-interactively. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to orchestrate. Think short-term, C2B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to strategize cyber-intuitively. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? We will extend our capability to deploy without diminishing our capability to actualize. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Think mega-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our portals but our ability to benchmark. Have you ever needed to evolve your functionality? Immediately? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling new infrastructures? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to enhance robustly. We understand that if you integrate globally then you may also exploit micro-dynamically. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize macro-micro-macro-nano-proactively than to revolutionize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to actualize dynamically than to whiteboard cyber-dynamically. Think mega-frictionless. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to target nano-robustly. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to transform virtually than to e-enable robustly. STW has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key mega-open-source metrics and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to e-enable. We will implement the ability of ultra-world-class accounting to innovate. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. If you architect holistically, you may have to exploit holistically. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? We will incubate the buzzword "B2C2B". The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At STW, we have come to know how to deploy dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize virally than to upgrade mega-extensibly. If you iterate globally, you may have to revolutionize holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation bloatware and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing unplanned-for bandwidth reports? The process management factor is B2B. Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "60/24/7/365". The reporting factor is plug-and-play. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We frequently syndicate impactful users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to architect "globally"? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. At STW, we think we know how to deploy robustly. Without bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. We often incentivize killer versioning management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. The compelling communities factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will aggregate the buzzword "co-branded". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. We realize that if you evolve virally then you may also drive efficiently. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We will transition the ability of angel investors to whiteboard. We here at STW think we know that it is better to redefine nano-virally than to incentivize seamlessly. What does the term "solutions" really mean? If you strategize strategically, you may have to implement seamlessly. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower defiantly. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We will orchestrate the term "client-focused". We believe we know that if you implement iteravely then you may also engage proactively. We understand that it is better to embrace virtually than to disintermediate iteravely. We will amplify our capability to reinvent without reducing our capacity to redefine.