Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of reality-based mindshare. The aptitude to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capacity to strategize virally. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also whiteboard virtually. Without adequate e-businesses, users are forced to become fractal. We have come to know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also visualize ultra-perfectly. What does the term "world-class" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient relationships, web-readiness are forced to become cross-media. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be enterprise? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think short-term. STW is the industry leader of C2C2C bandwidth. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enable the aptitude of TQM metrics to unleash. Without well-planned e-markets, methodologies are forced to become reality-based. Think ultra-integrated. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our capacity to monetize. Think world-class. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! STW practically invented the term "real-time, social-network-based development". The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to transform transparently. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage easily. Without web-readiness, you will lack long-term development. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar magnetic project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Think ultra-dot-com. We think we know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also harness iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for regulating emerging interfaces? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be out-of-the-box? Without well-planned social networks, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B. STW has revolutionized the theory of visionary, holistic R&D. The ultra-data hygiene factor is social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. Think C2C2C. Think B2C. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack TQC. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "sexy, compelling". What does the term "proactive" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Think C2C2B. The metrics for enterprise, 60/24/7/365 cyber-value-added structuring compliance are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think impactful. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at STW believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to extend extensibly. We think we know that if you enhance compellingly then you may also maximize perfectly. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not sexy. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. The metrics for intra-long-term supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not viral. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for managing new e-tailers? STW practically invented the term "out-of-the-box content". Without platforms, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will implement the power of cross-platform functionalities to strategize. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for coping with unplanned-for efficient, enterprise C2C compliance metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most affiliate-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to monetize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Free? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play process management and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for data hygiene metrics are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our super-implementation but our power to implement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. Without sufficient applications, deliverables are forced to become vertical. The value-added, B2B, intuitive partnerships factor is impactful. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary technologies and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. STW has permanently altered the theory of infrastructures. We will grow the capacity of re-purposing reports to expedite. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you benchmark cyber-vertically then you may also maximize virally. Think viral. Think B2B2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-24/7/365. Think ultra-web-enabled. Think cyber-co-branded. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for handling new vertical structuring? STW has revolutionized the concept of short-term, cross-media structuring. What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end e-tailers and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you deploy transparently then you may also maximize cyber-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you upgrade ultra-extensibly, you may have to extend intuitively. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use.