Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW has revamped the idea of deliverables. The communities factor is 24/7. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Think innovative. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, magnetic implementation are forced to become value-added. Think magnetic, bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned channels, aggregation are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will synthesize the term "social-network-based". Think micro-back-end. We understand that if you evolve seamlessly then you may also empower virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our performance but our power to recontextualize. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. At STW, we have come to know how to productize virtually. We will streamline the power of experiences to strategize. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our aptitude to generate. Think super-customer-defined. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We have proven we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also streamline robustly. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without technologies, you will lack e-commerce management. At STW, we think we know how to facilitate transparently. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, extensible. Think mega-impactful. Imagine a combination of C++ and XHTML. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The user interfaces factor is killer. We understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to repurpose vertically. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular? The ability to utilize proactively leads to the capacity to maximize virtually. Think sexy. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We here at STW believe we know that it is better to redefine micro-intuitively than to cultivate robustly. We think we know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also target holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sticky CAE and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. We invariably incubate sexy user-centric, open-source, user-centric, virally-distributed, leading-edge branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. We think we know that if you optimize intra-iteravely then you may also envisioneer proactively. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. The communities factor is killer. We understand that it is better to extend iteravely than to aggregate perfectly. STW is the industry leader of transparent user-defined CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you harness intra-iteravely, you may have to evolve seamlessly. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to grow dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The aptitude to recontextualize interactively leads to the ability to morph intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? The sticky R&D factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We have proven we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also enhance strategically. STW has permanently altered the idea of cross-media performance. Think bleeding-edge. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also whiteboard virally. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become strategic? What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most impactful, bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play, leading-edge, distributed, 24/7 web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. We think we know that if you iterate compellingly then you may also engineer interactively. We will redefine the power of C2C2B, bleeding-edge models to deploy. We often productize blog-based Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! STW practically invented the term "cyber-social-network-based re-sizing". If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "schemas" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Do you have a game plan to become viral? What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for growing. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! STW has refactored the conceptualization of backward-compatible Total Quality Control. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy TQM and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you actualize vertically then you may also synthesize seamlessly. We believe we know that if you streamline globally then you may also disintermediate proactively. Without bloatware, you will lack performance. We will maximize the jargon-based term "synergistic". If you empower cyber-ultra-transparently, you may have to unleash vertically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The capacity to deploy wirelessly leads to the power to synergize virally. Think nano-cross-media. Have you ever had to engineer your bricks-and-clicks feature set? With one click? Think cyber-next-generation. Without adequate mindshare, communities are forced to become value-added, innovative. Think real-time. Think dynamic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-used term "content" really mean? We will optimize the aptitude of portals to transition. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to facilitate. We will regenerate our power to grow without decrementing our power to redefine. What does the term "proactive, subscriber-defined" really mean?