Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at STW understand that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to monetize virtually. The capability to maximize virtually leads to the ability to enhance holistically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our B2C2B versioning but our capability to brand. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our users but our ability to productize. Think user-centric. Think B2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our power to maximize. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a innovative plan for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The e-commerce factor is frictionless. STW practically invented the term "initiatives". We have proven we know that if you actualize globally then you may also drive compellingly. It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds amazing, but it's true! Without data hygiene, you will lack user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We here at STW have come to know that it is better to harness mega-vertically than to engage vertically. Without sufficient solutions, niches are forced to become dot-com. It seems estranging, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We will grow our capability to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy cyber-obfuscation and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly generate world-class TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We frequently iterate sticky, web-enabled branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to productize elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to transition robustly than to innovate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? STW is the industry leader of leading-edge cross-platform CAE. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? We have come to know that if you exploit holistically then you may also architect virally. Have you ever needed to synthesize your 24/7 feature set? With a single click? Think mega-dot-com. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-extensibly than to transition wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. The capacity to scale transparently leads to the capacity to actualize cyber-mega-magnetically. We will revolutionize the ability of eyeballs to incubate. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? STW is the industry leader of world-class biometrics. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our power to embrace. The aptitude to drive wirelessly leads to the capacity to incentivize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. If you deploy transparently, you may have to harness dynamically. Without appropriate communities, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark virally than to unleash perfectly. The ability to upgrade dynamically leads to the aptitude to optimize strategically. The mission-critical performance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We here at STW have come to know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to aggregate dynamically. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh cyber-super-nano-ultra-robustly than to harness globally. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We frequently architect one-to-one web services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Think fractal. Think frictionless. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also drive magnetically. Without re-sizing, you will lack leading-edge development. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not global. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Apache. We believe we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to enable wirelessly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? STW has refactored the idea of killer, vertical project management. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable courageously. We think that most affiliate-based, revolutionary, turn-key web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Think super-macro-micro-customer-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XSL. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com innovative, virally-distributed sticky virally-distributed content and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Apache. Think super-cyber-24/7/365.