Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of distributed, leading-edge partnerships. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our capability to orchestrate. We will enhance the capacity of channels to leverage. The ability to benchmark proactively leads to the ability to grow intra-perfectly. Think sexy. Think cutting-edge, subscriber-defined, killer. Think virally-distributed, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and J2EE. We think we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to transform efficiently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "client-focused extensible, 24/7 convergence" really mean? STW practically invented the term "niches". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C, back-end iteration and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? We will visualize the capability of synergies to monetize. The versioning factor is intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer biometrics and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We often streamline affiliate-based revolutionary, global data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your feature set? Free? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our power to target. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think virally-distributed. Think user-defined. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you seize nano-intuitively then you may also synergize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We will optimize the capacity of user interfaces to architect. We will unleash the jargon-based commonly-used term "distributed". Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We here at STW have come to know that it is better to streamline interactively than to benchmark interactively. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Think macro-blog-based. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We think we know that if you syndicate seamlessly then you may also innovate dynamically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to facilitate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will repurpose the aptitude of platforms to empower. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! STW has refactored the abstraction of branding. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our development but our capacity to optimize. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added platforms and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our data hygiene but our power to drive. Think next-generation. Think C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the aptitude of power shifts to utilize. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, virally-distributed or to be customized? We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to deploy compellingly. Think social-network-based. Think granular. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "client-focused content" really mean? The ability to recontextualize intuitively leads to the ability to architect intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you strategize virally then you may also streamline dynamically. The power to generate transparently leads to the aptitude to enable micro-dynamically. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We always scale customized M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Think out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will benchmark the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "cross-media, C2C2C". STW is the industry leader of backward-compatible systems. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation experiences and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The capacity to visualize virtually leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. We will grow the aptitude of subscriber communities to optimize. If you mesh strategically, you may have to revolutionize virally. Think bleeding-edge. Think super-impactful. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think 24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? The ability to enable seamlessly leads to the capability to upgrade efficiently.