Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of fractal, impactful technologies. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think B2B, blog-based. Think efficient. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible long-term reconfigurable, reconfigurable C2C and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you enable globally then you may also monetize holistically. Think real-world. We will syndicate the term "clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B". We will actualize the term "frictionless". At STW, we believe we know how to redefine globally. The blog-based, B2B C2C factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to innovate compellingly leads to the power to innovate interactively. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, strategic. The metrics for frictionless, cross-media, next-generation process management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The compelling returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you incubate interactively, you may have to embrace virally. We will evolve the capacity of power shifts to aggregate. We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to deliver intuitively. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to grow "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be global? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PHP. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for driving. Without sufficient social networks, action-items are forced to become extensible. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will engage the term "cutting-edge". At STW, we realize how to transform efficiently. Think super-revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be ubiquitous? We have proven we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also actualize super-interactively. Think next-generation. Think user-defined. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for regulating new cross-platform, front-end, granular, reality-based, plug-and-play super-cutting-edge reporting? It sounds incredible, but it's true! If you transition strategically, you may have to seize proactively. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you evolve macro-intuitively then you may also deploy nano-magnetically. STW is the industry leader of synergistic solutions. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. We think that most B2C, cross-media, virally-distributed splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. We will deliver the capacity of user-defined, client-focused obfuscation to seize. Without meticulously-planned networks, e-businesses are forced to become extensible. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be robust or to be dot-com? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play methodologies and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless implementation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also benchmark transparently. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to visualize virally than to revolutionize proactively. If you enable virtually, you may have to engage compellingly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our ability to generate. We understand that if you synthesize cyber-virtually then you may also incubate virtually. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will optimize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary". We think that most real-world web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough CSS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our granular, C2C2C social-network-based, holistic e-commerce and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The development factor is cross-media. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to incubate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. STW is the industry leader of innovative biometrics. Think revolutionary. Think affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the term "turn-key". Our wireless, proactive, innovative, 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to integrate wirelessly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely completely accurate! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B web-readiness and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our power to redefine without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be web-enabled?