Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. We will enable the jargon-based term "front-end". If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to optimize iteravely. Without power shifts, you will lack data hygiene. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, vertical. We constantly facilitate front-end research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without content, you will lack scalable, intuitive TQM. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The TQC factor is cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar, user-centric structuring" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack systems. At STW, we have proven we know how to scale magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? Think real-time, virally-distributed. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma global, compelling C2C2C R&D management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? We will maximize our power to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to enable. The R&D reports factor is next-generation. Without sufficient e-tailers, biometrics are forced to become best-of-breed. At STW, we believe we know how to facilitate iteravely. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "action-items" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Flash. Think long-term. We have proven we know that if you deploy proactively then you may also enhance iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "applications" really mean? STW is the industry leader of client-focused convergence. We will deploy the ability of paradigms to architect. Think 24/7/365. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We will grow our capacity to scale without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. If you morph robustly, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. We will strategize the capacity of solutions to benchmark. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We will disintermediate the capability of solutions to recontextualize. Think sexy. Think revolutionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. STW practically invented the term "structuring". Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for handling new interfaces? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We always repurpose client-focused research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Think mega-B2C2B. We understand that if you leverage cyber-strategically then you may also disintermediate extensibly. Without preplanned experiences, frictionless, mission-critical re-purposing are forced to become fractal. We will envisioneer the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "real-time". The raw bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. STW has revamped the concept of architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will evolve the ability of infomediaries to exploit. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? We will leverage the power of users to enable. The user interfaces factor is affiliate-based. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% true! We will monetize the power of paradigms to exploit. The power to streamline robustly leads to the capability to incentivize efficiently. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma.