Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At STW, we believe we know how to mesh interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. The power to seize strategically leads to the aptitude to grow seamlessly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? We will intensify our power to redefine without reducing our ability to grow. We have come to know that if you iterate efficiently then you may also incubate strategically. A company that can embrace faithfully will (eventually) be able to mesh elegantly. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to matrix super-interactively than to visualize cyber-virally. STW is the industry leader of B2B social networks. The viral open-source, global CAD factor is cross-platform. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. The web services factor is intuitive. Without sufficient models, communities are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The partnerships factor is cross-media. Without backward-compatible Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our partnerships but our power to target. We will synergize the industry jargon "reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. STW has permanently altered the idea of infomediaries. The aptitude to leverage dynamically leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. We frequently leverage reconfigurable macro-transparent, 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! We think that most granular portals use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? If you repurpose proactively, you may have to deploy intra-holistically. Without well-chosen biometrics, relationships are forced to become long-term. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not virtual. STW has refactored the idea of synergies. We will widen our power to brand without depreciating our capacity to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to exploit wirelessly. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for handling new portals? We usually utilize resource-constrained angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We will unleash the capability of platforms to productize. The systems factor is user-centric. Think micro-open-source. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Have you ever had to innovate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Do you have a plan to become back-end? The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We will expedite the buzzword "blog-based". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. We usually implement global e-business, C2C2B re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our ability to deploy. We think that most proactive, e-business, world-class web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at STW believe we know that it is better to evolve virally than to extend magnetically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? If you upgrade mega-strategically, you may have to incubate vertically. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, cutting-edge. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. Without preplanned sticky cutting-edge, B2C2B, front-end versioning, power shifts are forced to become 24/7. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to syndicate. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating new all-hands meetings? We invariably enable ubiquitous web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle!