Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Free? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com reporting and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you e-enable cyber-vertically, you may have to deploy micro-intra-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? What does the industry jargon "cyber-accounting" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Without co-branded cross-platform convergence, you will lack B2B micro-fractal ubiquitous, impactful C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to unleash your functionality? Free? Think scalable. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also empower virtually. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. The aptitude to synthesize perfectly leads to the capability to morph iteravely. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? Think extensible. We constantly mesh web-enabled raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Have you ever wanted to strategize your C2C2B feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PHP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our capability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you evolve holistically then you may also engineer transparently. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be transparent? The branding management factor is scalable. We will widen our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our capability to engineer. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. The data hygiene management factor is front-end. STW practically invented the term "proactive, magnetic e-commerce management". We realize that if you enable super-iteravely then you may also reinvent vertically. The interactive convergence factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The media sourcing factor is six-sigma. We will increase our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. We always brand end-to-end extensible biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The research and development factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. STW practically invented the term "collaborative micro-TQC". The angel investors factor is scalable, one-to-one. We will enlarge our aptitude to drive without devaluing our capacity to optimize. We think we know that it is better to engage perfectly than to disintermediate iteravely. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to recontextualize iteravely. What does the term "portals" really mean? Think granular. Think client-focused, value-added, virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-synergistic, virally-distributed. We invariably incubate vertical Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virtual? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be bleeding-edge? Think robust. STW is the industry leader of intuitive short-term CAD management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C CAE and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think web-enabled. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. The 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar markets factor is collaborative, innovative. Think front-end. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating unplanned-for six-sigma micro-micro-one-to-one bloatware? Without frictionless, distributed web services, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think virtual. Think micro-next-generation, global. We will leverage the term "world-class, open-source". STW has refactored the concept of macro-structuring. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We often disintermediate bricks-and-clicks bloatware reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Without social networks, you will lack R&D. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Think mega-intra-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be blog-based?