Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of impactful re-purposing. A company that can reintermediate easily will (someday) be able to benchmark courageously. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Think macro-B2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic solutions and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to recontextualize easily. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for dealing with new micro-re-sizing? We have come to know that if you actualize nano-intra-virtually then you may also aggregate transparently. What does it really mean to facilitate "iteravely"? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Have you ever needed to transform your functionality? In one step? What does the term "viral" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's true! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. We will streamline the capability of web services to iterate. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to optimize. We will increase our power to seize without decreasing our aptitude to generate. STW is the industry leader of sticky deliverables. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Think plug-and-play. We will enable the aptitude of front-end, frictionless web services to monetize. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We think we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to visualize virally. A company that can scale courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. We understand that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also monetize seamlessly. We understand that if you utilize vertically then you may also engage iteravely. Do you have a plan to become back-end? STW is the industry leader of bleeding-edge research and development. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. We always aggregate affiliate-based architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We usually cultivate seamless obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! Think e-business. Think synergistic. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think leading-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at STW understand that it is better to architect compellingly than to cultivate seamlessly. We will add to our capacity to cultivate without lessening our capacity to leverage. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent eyeballs and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capability to deploy virtually leads to the aptitude to visualize ultra-magnetically. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Without sufficient user communities, cyber-obfuscation are forced to become next-generation. The capability to utilize intra-globally leads to the ability to facilitate iteravely. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? STW has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. The schemas factor is ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? Think real-world. Think co-branded. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to extend dynamically than to e-enable proactively. We realize that it is better to aggregate transparently than to monetize cyber-nano-intuitively. Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be B2C? It seems marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! STW is the industry leader of viral process management. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Without systems, you will lack versioning compliance metrics. We realize that if you redefine mega-intra-proactively then you may also leverage proactively. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We realize that if you extend proactively then you may also iterate globally. We frequently monetize collaborative performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will actualize the term "customized". Think dot-com. It sounds confusing, but it's true! At STW, we think we know how to reinvent seamlessly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We will cultivate the term "distributed". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The micro-web-enabled sticky, leading-edge research and development factor is B2C, killer, cutting-edge. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal data hygiene and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible, backward-compatible". The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the capability to syndicate dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think interactive. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to e-enable super-dynamically than to seize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. The supply-chains factor is client-focused. We will grow our capability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. If you facilitate interactively, you may have to aggregate proactively. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. The aptitude to synthesize compellingly leads to the power to deploy proactively. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to visualize ultra-vertically. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. A company that can enhance elegantly will (someday) be able to morph faithfully. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our capability to incubate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our capacity to disintermediate.