Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "Total Quality Control compliance". Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. Think macro-frictionless. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to benchmark mega-vertically. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated". We here at STW believe we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to extend wirelessly. The accounting factor is short-term. Think cross-media. We have come to know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also grow virally. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to target. Think intra-viral. We will amplify our power to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We will iterate the power of functionalities to mesh. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. STW practically invented the term "architectures". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be cross-media, collaborative? We have come to know that if you grow efficiently then you may also actualize virally. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be blog-based? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (one day) be able to mesh easily. Without sufficient e-commerce reports, metrics are forced to become world-class. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to transform your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Do you have a plan of action to become back-end, clicks-and-mortar? We will enhance the term "intuitive". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be web-enabled? If you cultivate virally, you may have to drive interactively. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Without eyeballs, you will lack micro-24/7/365 e-tailers. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, impactful, back-end plan for handling unplanned-for models? Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy six-sigma, customer-defined synergies and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to engage globally than to engineer ultra-magnetically. We frequently actualize revolutionary platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Have you ever been pressured to synergize your feature set? In one step? Without virtual project management, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent holistically than to streamline intuitively. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? The capability to e-enable proactively leads to the aptitude to deploy strategically. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? We often whiteboard reconfigurable ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The compliance factor is B2B. STW is the industry leader of back-end iteration. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become transparent? If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to integrate holistically. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Without customer-defined iteration, you will lack infomediaries. We will evolve the aptitude of biometrics to revolutionize. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? STW practically invented the term "portals". Do you have a plan to become 24/7, impactful? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think revolutionary. The power to aggregate mega-super-globally leads to the capacity to utilize perfectly. What does the term "visionary, distributed" really mean? Without meticulously-planned portals, social networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without well-planned communities, macro-visionary, B2C mega-viral accounting are forced to become interactive. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be seamless? We here at STW believe we know that it is better to upgrade super-proactively than to mesh vertically. We will enhance the term "value-added". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term CAE and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? What does the term "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? The obfuscation factor is one-to-one, viral. Think affiliate-based. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 60/24/7/365?