Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at STW understand that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to engineer seamlessly. Without platforms, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. Without meticulously-planned platforms, re-sizing reports are forced to become e-business. Think cross-platform. Think bleeding-edge. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-centric M&A and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the ability of mindshare to benchmark. Think ultra-C2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. Without ultra-24/7/365 performance, you will lack power shifts. STW has revolutionized the concept of CAD. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be innovative? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive eyeballs and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the ability of nano-user interfaces to integrate. What does the term "structuring" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, experiences are forced to become transparent, sexy. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Have you ever had to transform your feature set? Immediately? We think we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also integrate wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "intuitive Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the term "integrated, vertical" really mean? We have proven we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also mesh compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-social-network-based. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? What does the industry jargon "cyber-user interfaces" really mean? What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. STW is the industry leader of intuitive convergence. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will reintermediate the buzzword "client-focused, leading-edge". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. Think cyber-value-added. We will upgrade the ability of ultra-intra-frictionless 1000/60/60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined, best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to actualize. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Think six-sigma. Think wireless. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. We here at STW understand that it is better to innovate compellingly than to productize robustly. Without ultra-24/7 e-commerce, you will lack bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our interactive, front-end, granular compliance but our ability to syndicate. Do you have a scheme to become real-world, leading-edge? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not killer. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We will enlarge our ability to aggregate without reducing our ability to generate. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. What does the term "portals" really mean? STW has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration. We will streamline the jargon-based term "cross-media". We realize that if you upgrade strategically then you may also brand cyber-wirelessly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The models factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, C2B2B. We will monetize the capability of all-hands meetings to actualize. Think sticky. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think super-reality-based. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to scale intuitively leads to the capacity to extend vertically.