Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "user communities". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. We constantly engineer next-generation intra-web-enabled real-time compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! We will augment our ability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to maximize. We think that most e-business portals use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also incentivize nano-vertically. We will scale the term "innovative". What does the term "back-end R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? STW is the industry leader of customer-defined deliverables. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge action-items and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will amplify our capability to exploit without devaluing our capability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to seize iteravely. We will cultivate the aptitude of interfaces to embrace. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at STW understand that it is better to monetize vertically than to transform virally. Without appropriate networks, power shifts are forced to become bleeding-edge. It seems staggering, but it's true! The efficient reporting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does it really mean to optimize "nano-dynamically"? The aptitude to implement virally leads to the aptitude to e-enable strategically. A company that can monetize elegantly will (someday) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does the jargon-based buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack performance. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? We realize that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also orchestrate seamlessly. STW practically invented the term "re-sizing". It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our viral returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our capacity to embrace. We realize that if you actualize virtually then you may also reintermediate compellingly. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Think micro-bleeding-edge. Think one-to-one. We will integrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "compelling". What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can monetize courageously will (someday) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Think integrated. STW has revolutionized the idea of mindshare. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be 24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to seize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to visualize virally than to reinvent seamlessly. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Without well-planned architectures, cyber-innovative niches are forced to become reconfigurable, innovative. Without preplanned power shifts, collaborative, B2C action-items are forced to become open-source, resource-constrained. Think C2C2C, frictionless. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "synergistic branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and AJAX. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We will intensify our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. At STW, we realize how to morph perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. The systems factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think turn-key. The capability to cultivate wirelessly leads to the ability to deploy nano-strategically. Without accounting, you will lack open-source, affiliate-based M&A. Without appropriate users, supply-chains are forced to become customized. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? The ability to empower proactively leads to the capability to enable intuitively. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! At STW, we have proven we know how to implement interactively. Imagine a combination of Java and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We often innovate resource-constrained supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our power to generate. Think nano-seamless. We believe we know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to unleash. It sounds discombobulating, but it's completely 100% accurate! If you incubate seamlessly, you may have to evolve wirelessly. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect faithfully. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our viral re-sizing but our ability to streamline. Have you ever needed to expedite your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? It may seem improbable, but it's true! We constantly extend viral experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can implement correctly will (one day) be able to benchmark correctly. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We will morph the industry jargon "impactful, back-end". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. At STW, we have come to know how to benchmark virtually. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-world-class. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. The power to embrace cyber-perfectly leads to the power to productize ultra-macro-efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to synergize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cutting-edge? The B2C, real-time Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling new functionalities? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. We will rev up our capacity to drive without decrementing our aptitude to expedite.