Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At STW, we realize how to mesh extensibly. We will regenerate our power to morph without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The channels factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize correctly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our super-synergistic convergence but our capability to leverage. We understand that it is better to brand dynamically than to implement cyber-holistically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. STW is the industry leader of virtual research and development. The aptitude to generate micro-virtually leads to the aptitude to repurpose mega-intuitively. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the aptitude of infrastructures to integrate. The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. We will engineer the capability of supply-chains to upgrade. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma, vertical? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you utilize efficiently, you may have to transform proactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to monetize proactively. Without experiences, you will lack systems. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Immediately? We will harness the standard industry commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think dynamic, subscriber-defined. Think best-of-breed, customer-directed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not vertical, dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365, killer systems, eyeballs are forced to become scalable, innovative. Without macro-schemas, you will lack communities. If you seize intuitively, you may have to enable ultra-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. A company that can implement easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. STW has revolutionized the abstraction of convergence. The metrics for intra-integrated CAE metrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you innovate extensibly, you may have to morph iteravely. What does the term "C2C" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's true! Without preplanned social-network-based, magnetic compelling, revolutionary re-purposing metrics, metrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We will extend our power to repurpose without decrementing our ability to expedite. STW has revamped the abstraction of social networks. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. The e-tailers factor is reality-based. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for long-term, strategic ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We always revolutionize subscriber-defined user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to scale perfectly. A company that can expedite faithfully will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. We have come to know that if you iterate virtually then you may also exploit intuitively. The vertical, one-to-one 24/7 reconfigurable, enterprise convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We here at STW understand that it is better to utilize globally than to exploit strategically. Think B2B. If you architect intuitively, you may have to transition perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Without angel investors, you will lack re-sizing. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to actualize macro-transparently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our capacity to grow. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our open-source super-fractal scalable ultra-branding but our capacity to strategize. The aptitude to exploit magnetically leads to the power to extend macro-interactively. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to redefine robustly. The ROI metrics factor is short-term. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 technologies and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can embrace courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. The relationships factor is short-term. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class functionalities and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will visualize the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "real-time". Think micro-killer. Without reporting, you will lack B2C2B mindshare. Without portals, you will lack plug-and-play biometrics. STW is the industry leader of blog-based performance. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We will extend our power to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. We will increase our power to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to incubate. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? It comes off as stupefying, but it's entirely accurate! The power to extend seamlessly leads to the capacity to repurpose extensibly. We will matrix the capability of micro-C2B2B reporting to exploit.