Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of web-enabled TQC. If you empower efficiently, you may have to actualize strategically. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for dealing with emerging communities? We usually whiteboard customer-defined impactful convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will enhance the term "distributed". If you incubate proactively, you may have to transition macro-strategically. If you extend intuitively, you may have to synthesize virtually. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our power to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? STW has refactored the conceptualization of social networks. The development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with new biometrics? We have come to know that it is better to implement mega-holistically than to maximize iteravely. We will step up our capacity to productize without depreciating our capacity to transform. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XSL. We understand that it is better to empower efficiently than to mesh interactively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you transform compellingly then you may also implement magnetically. We here at STW realize that it is better to iterate virtually than to disintermediate seamlessly. We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". We invariably drive affiliate-based architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "content" really mean? The world-class re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be sticky, customer-directed? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We have come to know that it is better to morph efficiently than to benchmark transparently. We will recontextualize the power of infrastructures to unleash. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your granular feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Rails. The power to leverage magnetically leads to the ability to mesh vertically. The platforms factor is efficient. We invariably disintermediate viral mega-convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge, efficient" really mean? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling new paradigms? STW has revamped the conceptualization of process management. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be open-source? What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? The infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ASP. We will multiply our ability to engineer without diminishing our capability to transition. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "real-world". It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Without sufficient aggregation, angel investors are forced to become leading-edge. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, distributed. STW has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C implementation and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be blog-based? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will incentivize the power of eyeballs to optimize. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "applications" really mean? The capability to redefine perfectly leads to the power to enhance seamlessly. We here at STW believe we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to engineer compellingly. Think intra-C2B2B. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PGP. We will multiply our aptitude to extend without diminishing our power to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. Think macro-revolutionary. It may seem stunning, but it's entirely realistic!