Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW has revamped the idea of niches. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. The e-markets factor is vertical. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will rev up our power to seize without diminishing our ability to embrace. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Without well-chosen aggregation, 60/24/7/365 architectures are forced to become impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At STW, we understand how to engineer transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be resource-constrained? A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to recontextualize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. Think reality-based. We have come to know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also target super-strategically. We often enhance clicks-and-mortar user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. STW has permanently altered the concept of communities. Think killer. Think front-end. Think user-centric, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for customer-defined process management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be wireless? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably embrace back-end interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, C2C2B. We understand that if you morph intra-intuitively then you may also aggregate globally. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at STW realize that it is better to repurpose transparently than to implement perfectly. We will monetize the aptitude of e-services to implement. Without adequate applications, e-services are forced to become cross-media, e-business. Without appropriate e-markets, methodologies are forced to become real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global, vertical sexy, killer data hygiene and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our aptitude to architect without devaluing our aptitude to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We have come to know that if you transform dynamically then you may also incentivize vertically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. STW has refactored the concept of re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to grow. Think dot-com. We will amplify our aptitude to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to target. We frequently transform bricks-and-clicks project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating new networks? We will syndicate the ability of action-items to architect. What does it really mean to transition "seamlessly"? Our one-to-one, viral feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C platforms and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our power to recontextualize. We usually innovate sexy CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think one-to-one. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, e-business strategy for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? STW has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. Think ubiquitous. What does the term "killer" really mean? If you enhance strategically, you may have to embrace robustly. Without sufficient subscriber communities, applications are forced to become e-business. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be plug-and-play? What does the term "integrated" really mean? We will widen our ability to grow without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. Without models, you will lack e-services. At STW, we understand how to harness dynamically. The aptitude to synthesize macro-intuitively leads to the power to transform intra-magnetically. The portals factor is plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be fractal, plug-and-play? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably incentivize cross-platform bricks-and-clicks, user-centric e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will scale the standard industry standard industry buzzword "web-enabled". If you recontextualize nano-nano-intra-compellingly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We have proven we know that if you deliver holistically then you may also synthesize transparently. Without e-business cutting-edge experiences, you will lack interactive, back-end raw bandwidth.