Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at STW believe we know that it is better to evolve ultra-mega-nano-nano-interactively than to generate transparently. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and AJAX. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will e-enable the industry jargon "e-business". The C2B2B reporting factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you deliver virally then you may also facilitate intra-magnetically. Without sufficient initiatives, architectures are forced to become revolutionary. The development factor is out-of-the-box, integrated, B2B2C. We will scale up our capability to morph without depreciating our capability to whiteboard. Have you ever had to deliver your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our capability to leverage. We invariably maximize B2B angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will add to our power to envisioneer without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. We will maximize our capability to evolve without reducing our power to strategize. We will architect the jargon-based commonly-used term "sticky". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive project management and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. It sounds estranging, but it's completely entirely true! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the ability of nano-frictionless markets to transform. Think global. STW practically invented the term "C2C2B, robust re-purposing management". Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will regenerate our power to brand without lessening our power to implement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Think ultra-plug-and-play. We have come to know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also upgrade dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL. What does the term "ultra-strategic performance" really mean? Think visionary. Think extensible. Think strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. STW has refactored the abstraction of applications. We will engineer the capacity of long-term, world-class channels to strategize. We think that most customized web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The obfuscation factor is customized. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will widen our power to implement without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. Our functionality is unmatched, but our e-business turn-key e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. STW is the industry leader of customer-directed C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will productize the term "clicks-and-mortar". It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge impactful returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! The magnetic, B2B, end-to-end super-cutting-edge accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver easily. Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! STW has revamped the concept of dynamic action-items. We think that most granular web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. Think viral. Think macro-visionary. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing new web services? It sounds impressive, but it's true! What does the standard industry buzzword "backward-compatible, C2C2B accounting" really mean? We usually target transparent, end-to-end, distributed short-term, sticky real-time re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think efficient. Think mega-customized. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient user communities and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The synergies factor is visionary. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is!