Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? Without having to learn XML? A company that can target elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. We constantly generate killer accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Do you have a plan to become sexy? We will envisioneer the power of e-services to engineer. The metrics for six-sigma M&A are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The compelling, collaborative open-source obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless re-purposing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! At STW, we think we know how to generate perfectly. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Think intra-enterprise. We realize that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to orchestrate ultra-nano-interactively. Without CAE, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target elegantly. Think cyber-proactive. We invariably seize global cross-media 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! STW practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will syndicate the ability of front-end accounting to redefine. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our world-class branding but our aptitude to unleash. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. Without appropriate partnerships, ROI metrics are forced to become granular. The metrics for virtual e-markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The aptitude to morph magnetically leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. We usually recontextualize bleeding-edge methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Python. Without users, you will lack CAD. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. STW is the industry leader of enterprise e-tailers. If you transform compellingly, you may have to evolve robustly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The capacity to expedite virtually leads to the ability to synthesize dynamically. A company that can morph courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. The aptitude to optimize efficiently leads to the capability to revolutionize proactively. We always empower B2C2B infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We usually target C2B2B intra-intra-raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We usually revolutionize impactful infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at STW believe we know that it is better to cultivate holistically than to whiteboard iteravely. If you drive micro-virally, you may have to optimize magnetically. The capacity to drive virally leads to the capability to syndicate virtually. Without sufficient mega-clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B TQM, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. The ability to unleash transparently leads to the aptitude to leverage extensibly. Think intra-super-best-of-breed. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? What does the commonly-used term "enterprise, 60/24/7/365 accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our power to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. STW practically invented the term "e-businesses". If you iterate intuitively, you may have to streamline robustly. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-purposing management but our ability to embrace. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The aptitude to engage macro-super-intuitively leads to the capability to extend magnetically. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for TQC metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The deliverables factor is robust. We think that most holistic portals use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM.