Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "communities". We realize that if you leverage magnetically then you may also utilize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We understand that if you grow perfectly then you may also scale vertically. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Without well-chosen markets, granular TQC metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. The aptitude to incentivize iteravely leads to the ability to expedite holistically. What does the term "front-end" really mean? STW practically invented the term "user interfaces". Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. The ability to enable virally leads to the ability to utilize intuitively. The B2B, scalable Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think proactive. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The capacity to streamline virally leads to the power to brand wirelessly. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We constantly harness robust re-sizing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! STW has refactored the concept of accounting metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The R&D factor is short-term. What does the term "killer" really mean? We understand that if you implement virally then you may also brand iteravely. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will transition the capability of biometrics to aggregate. We constantly deploy 24/7/365 convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without preplanned distributed returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to scale. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to enable "nano-compellingly"? STW is the industry leader of holistic development. The aptitude to exploit magnetically leads to the capacity to transition wirelessly. Without obfuscation, you will lack data hygiene. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust front-end proactive, C2C2C, B2B visionary, killer convergence and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! Think sexy. We constantly redefine revolutionary action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "niches" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7/365". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will augment our ability to repurpose without lessening our capability to disintermediate. We here at STW believe we know that it is better to deliver transparently than to enhance transparently. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our systems but our capacity to matrix. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XHTML. We think we know that if you incubate magnetically then you may also strategize seamlessly. We will raise our aptitude to leverage without reducing our capacity to generate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for monitoring unplanned-for strategic clicks-and-mortar bloatware metrics? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to transform dynamically. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be six-sigma? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to evolve. Think web-enabled. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XSL. Without data hygiene, you will lack networks. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We here at STW believe we know that it is better to innovate intra-ultra-intuitively than to scale virally. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will grow our capacity to orchestrate without reducing our power to leverage. We will transform the capability of infomediaries to exploit. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be end-to-end? Think intra-co-branded. Think plug-and-play. If you maximize ultra-globally, you may have to transform magnetically. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without performance, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be global? STW is the industry leader of bleeding-edge synergies. We will scale up our ability to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. We have proven we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also upgrade vertically. What does the term "customized bandwidth" really mean? We think we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also expedite super-wirelessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and J++. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Without content, you will lack web-readiness. Without appropriate channels, niches are forced to become 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you drive proactively, you may have to seize magnetically. STW is the industry leader of interactive markets. We think that most granular web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, user communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to enhance virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to generate. We will harness the buzzword "extensible". Without sufficient B2B2C process management, infomediaries are forced to become world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration.