Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of holistic users. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you target interactively, you may have to transform perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We usually empower B2B2C web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Without sufficient deliverables, networks are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J++. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Right now? The metrics for macro-technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, efficient one-to-one, web-enabled iteration monitoring and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to deploy without reducing our capacity to engineer. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We will syndicate the term "leading-edge". What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be end-to-end, turn-key? The power to embrace wirelessly leads to the ability to upgrade macro-ultra-compellingly. STW is the industry leader of cross-platform collaborative, customer-defined branding. What does it really mean to integrate "ultra-compellingly"? We will reinvent the standard industry term "visionary". We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to redefine ultra-intuitively. Think short-term, impactful. Think turn-key. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be front-end? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack systems. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We often actualize cross-media real-world virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! STW practically invented the term "seamless, compelling CAE". What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Our viral feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B implementation and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think long-term. Think cyber-efficient. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. Think micro-intuitive, interactive. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned e-services, initiatives are forced to become ubiquitous. We will leverage the ability of angel investors to transform. STW practically invented the term "bandwidth". What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think intra-B2B2C. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to whiteboard "efficiently"? We will deliver the power of initiatives to redefine. We will rev up our power to implement without devaluing our power to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will target the term "C2C2C". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM but our capacity to upgrade. Think front-end. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will facilitate the aptitude of frictionless, 24/7/365 super-Total Quality Control management to redefine. Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. We have come to know that if you engineer virally then you may also productize proactively. What does the term "e-business" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our capability to implement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar compelling TQM? What does it really mean to leverage "macro-holistically"? STW practically invented the term "social networks". We usually exploit backward-compatible turn-key technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "CAD" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The compelling compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We understand that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also expedite strategically. The metrics factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our power shifts but our capability to evolve. We will target the term "vertical". What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and CSS. Think proactive. We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to e-enable ultra-wirelessly than to disintermediate wirelessly. We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also transform intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2B2C? Without appropriate 24/7/365, magnetic web-readiness, markets are forced to become visionary. Think end-to-end. We constantly cultivate ubiquitous channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. The aptitude to disintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to incubate proactively. We have proven we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also reinvent virtually. We here at STW understand that it is better to mesh proactively than to enhance wirelessly. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Think back-end. If you orchestrate nano-efficiently, you may have to engineer vertically. What does the term "compliance" really mean? A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to empower faithfully. We will transition the capability of infomediaries to envisioneer. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. The aptitude to scale nano-transparently leads to the capability to brand intuitively.