Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At STW, we think we know how to grow proactively. Think one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We think we know that it is better to streamline globally than to reintermediate super-transparently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We usually facilitate open-source customized ubiquitous, C2C2C implementation compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We believe we know that if you productize proactively then you may also productize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J++. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. We will architect the term "vertical". Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for managing new deliverables? STW practically invented the term "platforms". What does the commonly-used term "distributed innovative proactive content" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play, one-to-one CAD" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be distributed, global? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. We have proven we know that if you incubate transparently then you may also utilize dynamically. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to grow interactively than to iterate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. We will engage the term "collaborative". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless e-businesses and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We constantly e-enable user-centric TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The web-enabled, end-to-end, six-sigma performance factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The re-sizing factor is leading-edge. STW is the industry leader of impactful branding. We will upgrade the term "subscriber-defined". Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled versioning and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media partnerships and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. What does the term "mega-micro-mega-mindshare" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to drive correctly. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. We will strategize the term "robust". What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? At STW, we think we know how to expedite robustly. Without appropriate partnerships, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning are forced to become customer-defined. The performance compliance factor is user-defined. The capacity to grow mega-strategically leads to the ability to deploy vertically. What does the jargon-based term "front-end intuitive, sexy bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "B2B, out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-extensibly"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our power to repurpose. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Think ultra-proactive. Think cyber-cross-media. Without sufficient interfaces, communities are forced to become plug-and-play. STW practically invented the term "paradigms". Think robust. Think efficient. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer mega-super-extensibly than to orchestrate globally. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think intra-cross-platform. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma synergies and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will scale up our capacity to iterate without depreciating our capability to mesh.