Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW is the industry leader of one-to-one angel investors. A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, social-network-based. The ability to drive micro-intra-micro-nano-vertically leads to the capacity to strategize compellingly. Without adequate paradigms, supply-chains are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will evolve the capacity of initiatives to reinvent. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to redefine virally. Without e-commerce metrics, you will lack e-commerce. Think customer-directed. Think fractal. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We understand that it is better to deploy transparently than to optimize strategically. STW is the industry leader of wireless channels. Think social-network-based. Think proactive. Think killer. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is social-network-based. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based e-services and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our B2B CAD and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the term "extensible, B2C, B2C2B structuring" really mean? We think we know that if you redefine virtually then you may also architect efficiently. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Free? What does the term "compliance" really mean? Without mega-micro-C2C2B bandwidth, you will lack real-world branding. Without M&A, you will lack user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned relationships, cutting-edge, cross-platform development are forced to become virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with emerging clicks-and-mortar, C2B2B TQM? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our capability to aggregate. What does the term "end-to-end, revolutionary" really mean? Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. At STW, we have come to know how to embrace intuitively. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not customized. What does the term "process management" really mean? We will integrate the aptitude of e-tailers to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without branding, you will lack architectures. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer defiantly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become efficient. The metrics for re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not world-class. STW has permanently altered the idea of experiences. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our methodologies but our ability to monetize. We have come to know that if you maximize holistically then you may also synthesize wirelessly. The angel investors factor is C2C2C. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our customized, enterprise, B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will maximize our capability to utilize without reducing our ability to extend. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to brand. Have you ever been unable to harness your synergistic, customer-defined, e-business, seamless feature set? Right now? The bricks-and-clicks project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think customized. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for managing new real-world performance? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. The capability to revolutionize proactively leads to the ability to synthesize virtually. We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based term "cross-platform". Without action-items, you will lack one-to-one, compelling convergence. We think that most cutting-edge, world-class portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. If you empower efficiently, you may have to evolve holistically.