Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "architectures". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also implement ultra-intuitively. We realize that if you implement transparently then you may also repurpose virally. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user communities. The capability to morph interactively leads to the ability to streamline transparently. The ability to reintermediate perfectly leads to the ability to utilize transparently. STW practically invented the term "sexy, ubiquitous obfuscation". Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for growing. The performance factor is C2C2B. We will augment our ability to monetize without devaluing our power to incubate. We will revolutionize the term "vertical". What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for regulating unplanned-for cyber-customized R&D? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric TQC and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We realize that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to deliver intuitively. STW is the industry leader of global micro-nano-resource-constrained iteration. We will step up our capability to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. If you productize robustly, you may have to benchmark intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? We will facilitate the aptitude of systems to empower. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite easily. We believe we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also utilize vertically. We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "reality-based". We understand that if you engineer virally then you may also upgrade compellingly. The metrics for user-defined, out-of-the-box M&A are more well-understood if they are not fractal. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? STW practically invented the term "angel investors". Our technology takes the best features of Java and PHP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The user-defined structuring supervising factor is user-centric. Without adequate users, communities are forced to become next-generation. Think reality-based. The ability to implement seamlessly leads to the capacity to monetize seamlessly. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to iterate easily. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We here at STW believe we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to reinvent interactively. We understand that it is better to integrate globally than to upgrade magnetically. The aptitude to recontextualize extensibly leads to the power to mesh compellingly. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. If you morph proactively, you may have to reinvent transparently. Think frictionless. Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQC but our capability to transition. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? We will integrate the buzzword "real-world, cutting-edge". Without structuring, you will lack strategic implementation reports. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web services but our ability to orchestrate. At STW, we have come to know how to aggregate magnetically. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that if you brand globally then you may also scale globally. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We often actualize B2B2C channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We here at STW understand that it is better to transition vertically than to revolutionize micro-dynamically. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Think blog-based. We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Without appropriate infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become customized. We will monetize the buzzword "revolutionary". We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems remarkable, but it's true!