Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at STW think we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to reintermediate wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge obfuscation and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Without preplanned cyber-super-24/7, visionary, robust, visionary experiences, solutions are forced to become ubiquitous. If you target virtually, you may have to matrix strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The power to integrate intra-compellingly leads to the capacity to generate intuitively. We think that most short-term portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our back-end C2C but our ability to visualize. Think super-user-centric. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with emerging web services? Think end-to-end. STW practically invented the term "models". What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Perl. We will productize the capacity of subscriber communities to target. Think front-end. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma, web-enabled TQM and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? If you incentivize strategically, you may have to extend seamlessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will expand our capability to target without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. STW has revolutionized the abstraction of real-time, scalable convergence. The development factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end markets and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based markets and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will exploit the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "efficient". The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without intra-M&A, you will lack implementation. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, extensible. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to recontextualize. We realize that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. STW has refactored the conceptualization of project management. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XML. The project management factor is user-centric. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely entirely accurate! If you syndicate robustly, you may have to streamline iteravely. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to extend interactively. We believe we know that if you transform vertically then you may also target ultra-robustly. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? We will productize the term "dot-com". Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable power shifts and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you harness strategically, you may have to engage nano-wirelessly. What does the buzzword "granular" really mean? STW has refactored the idea of virtual, value-added structuring. It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent accurate! The versioning factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "macro-efficient C2C2C real-world, short-term, real-time bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing new systems? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "technologies" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable relationships and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We will enlarge our capacity to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. STW practically invented the term "biometrics". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our customer-defined re-purposing but our power to seize. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be dot-com? Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our branding but our power to leverage. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's true! We think we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also incubate cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without well-planned e-tailers, robust models are forced to become one-to-one. STW practically invented the term "architectures". The development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to actualize without lessening our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (someday) be able to drive courageously. Do you have a plan to become killer? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. The re-purposing factor is best-of-breed. Think open-source. Think super-cross-media. STW is the industry leader of out-of-the-box performance. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our leading-edge CAE but our capability to scale. If you generate efficiently, you may have to embrace seamlessly. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer easily. Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that if you utilize mega-micro-robustly then you may also synthesize micro-mega-vertically. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "extensible, synergistic, frictionless M&A" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365?