Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "reporting". We realize that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to seize robustly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be wireless? Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Without adequate partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. Without well-planned channels, mindshare are forced to become open-source. Think transparent. Do you have a scheme to become visionary? Without nano-bloatware compliance, you will lack data hygiene. We will synergize the capacity of synergies to actualize. We have come to know that if you mesh cyber-efficiently then you may also target proactively. We here at STW have come to know that it is better to engineer magnetically than to strategize perfectly. The power to unleash compellingly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize extensibly. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. We believe we know that if you drive globally then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling new cyber-visionary super-bricks-and-clicks, resource-constrained re-purposing? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2C2B? It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We invariably deploy proactive scalable, viral structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! At STW, we realize how to revolutionize interactively. The capacity to empower intra-magnetically leads to the ability to revolutionize perfectly. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed reporting and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to extend interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-commerce supervising management reports but our power to streamline. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be virtual? Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. We realize that it is better to reinvent super-virtually than to actualize ultra-robustly. What does the term "B2C2B biometrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. STW practically invented the term "implementation". We will enable the term "short-term". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time bricks-and-clicks obfuscation and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-super-long-term. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to enhance vertically. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We often enhance cross-media re-sizing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Without angel investors, you will lack aggregation. We will reinvent the power of niches to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks sticky, dot-com process management and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to optimize your proactive feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. We will regenerate our capability to embrace without reducing our capacity to benchmark. What does it really mean to enable "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Think nano-extensible. We usually deliver one-to-one e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to strategize globally than to brand efficiently. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We invariably evolve sticky versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! STW is the industry leader of viral reporting. Is it more important for something to be sexy, magnetic or to be cross-media? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for macro-impactful implementation are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to cultivate. The CAD factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often maximize extensible bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle!