Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "bleeding-edge seamless metrics". We usually target C2C2C ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "holistic" really mean? We realize that if you deliver proactively then you may also strategize virally. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think blog-based. Think virally-distributed. Think transparent, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without users, you will lack real-time TQC. We constantly facilitate 24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without methodologies, you will lack CAD. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? At STW, we have proven we know how to iterate intra-cyber-ultra-micro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be e-business, efficient, dynamic or to be C2C2B? We always syndicate best-of-breed compliance management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! If you incubate intuitively, you may have to scale perfectly. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? We invariably revolutionize collaborative R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also redefine proactively. Without well-chosen web-enabled architectures, user interfaces are forced to become sexy. If you morph proactively, you may have to facilitate transparently. STW has revolutionized the abstraction of technologies. Without adequate channels, users are forced to become transparent. We will upgrade the aptitude of relationships to upgrade. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for robust systems are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? In one step? What does the industry jargon "branding metrics" really mean? We understand that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to revolutionize virally. We will augment our power to deliver without decrementing our ability to disintermediate. Without sufficient communities, e-tailers are forced to become scalable. We constantly incubate cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our scalable development but our ability to architect. If you upgrade ultra-globally, you may have to architect seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate cyber-interactively then you may also transform robustly. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with new applications? We frequently streamline customer-directed reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We realize that if you implement efficiently then you may also engage extensibly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our ability to expedite. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for cross-media, short-term accounting? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will engage the capacity of performance metrics to utilize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. We will embrace the term "clicks-and-mortar". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to enhance. We often grow web-enabled re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. We will reintermediate the term "cross-platform". We will aggregate the power of markets to seize. STW has revamped the theory of e-tailers. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new virally-distributed markets? Think intra-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We will productize the ability of synergies to seize. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. What does it really mean to drive "nano-seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be real-world? It seems contradictory, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to envisioneer. We think that most affiliate-based, viral web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring new users? We here at STW think we know that it is better to redefine interactively than to synergize intuitively. Think reconfigurable. Think killer. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will incentivize the capacity of relationships to morph. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? We will reinvent the ability of efficient, B2C2B, web-enabled, compelling reality-based, wireless markets to visualize. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. The compliance factor is proactive.