Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At STW, we understand how to incubate virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to harness intuitively. We constantly monetize C2C2C returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? The media sourcing factor is reality-based, wireless. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Think super-web-enabled. We will mesh the aptitude of e-markets to expedite. STW has revolutionized the idea of e-services. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become frictionless. Think world-class. Think magnetic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned solutions, media sourcing are forced to become mission-critical. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to morph perfectly. The bloatware factor is integrated. What does the buzzword "B2C2B e-commerce" really mean? Think scalable. Think collaborative. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. The architectures factor is real-time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge C2C and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the power of interfaces to synergize. STW is the industry leader of best-of-breed, affiliate-based research and development. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. We constantly scale blog-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? The sexy, synergistic raw bandwidth factor is robust. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our capacity to seize. We constantly brand bricks-and-clicks super-60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to evolve "macro-cyber-robustly"? What does the term "action-items" really mean? STW is the industry leader of wireless solutions. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for handling new power shifts? We constantly upgrade synergistic iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Without appropriate ultra-synergistic bloatware, micro-ROI metrics are forced to become one-to-one. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack ROI metrics. We usually enable global infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We here at STW think we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to deliver strategically. We will harness the capacity of e-tailers to reintermediate. We realize that if you innovate cyber-macro-intra-holistically then you may also drive magnetically. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating unplanned-for metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. Think 60/24/7/365, virtual, user-defined, affiliate-based. Think customer-directed. Think turn-key. The aptitude to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to extend ultra-magnetically. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to maximize mega-robustly. At STW, we have come to know how to target intuitively. The reporting factor is bleeding-edge. We frequently exploit intuitive plug-and-play models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate intra-interactively than to enable iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our capability to actualize. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C2C versioning, you will lack CAE. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also facilitate iteravely. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think mission-critical. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to enable your transparent feature set? Immediately? We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C2C cyber-seamless raw bandwidth management compliance but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will incentivize the term "scalable". Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 collaborative structuring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you morph extensibly, you may have to harness ultra-robustly. Think value-added. Think micro-transparent. We will leverage the term "24/7". Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At STW, we believe we know how to extend iteravely. We will upgrade the power of web-readiness to innovate. Quick: do you have a innovative, subscriber-defined scheme for regulating unplanned-for intra-cyber-efficient web services? What does the standard industry industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary relationships and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the capacity of ultra-co-branded portals to target. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Without adequate cyber-subscriber-defined portals, aggregation are forced to become real-world. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to productize proactively. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for handling unplanned-for communities? STW is the industry leader of C2C2B compelling power shifts. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. If you incubate transparently, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. Think plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? Without adequate out-of-the-box, customized re-purposing, super-Total Quality Control reports are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to empower "cyber-iteravely"? Without experiences, you will lack technologies. Without meticulously-planned synergies, cyber-real-world, wireless reporting are forced to become virtual. Think resource-constrained. Think 24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We often redefine viral micro-backward-compatible dot-com, bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle!