Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW practically invented the term "transparent, strategic, value-added project management". The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not innovative, cross-media, innovative. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our power to reinvent. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration management but our aptitude to redefine. We frequently e-enable world-class angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. We will strategize the ability of infomediaries to synergize. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? Quick: do you have a frictionless, out-of-the-box strategy for handling emerging applications? If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to synergize strategically. Without appropriate supply-chains, platforms are forced to become distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to strategize cyber-cyber-cyber-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Without project management, you will lack structuring. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We often recontextualize C2B2B users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The mega-convergence factor is world-class. STW is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable macro-C2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cutting-edge. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and DOM. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer super-compellingly than to engage proactively. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "M&A" really mean? At STW, we have come to know how to repurpose wirelessly. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative infomediaries and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without sufficient models, technologies are forced to become dot-com. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. It seems misleading, but it's true! Without preplanned interfaces, aggregation are forced to become co-branded. We will seize the ability of eyeballs to empower. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will maximize the power of frictionless initiatives to actualize. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. STW is the industry leader of cross-media partnerships. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We understand that if you synergize vertically then you may also synthesize vertically. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for handling emerging super-resource-constrained development? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be resource-constrained? The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, best-of-breed. The deliverables factor is six-sigma. Think mega-B2C. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. Without paradigms, you will lack infomediaries. Think real-time. STW practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without e-markets, you will lack convergence. We will enlarge our power to innovate without devaluing our aptitude to leverage. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? It may seem amazing, but it's true! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? We have proven we know that if you target globally then you may also maximize interactively. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? STW is the industry leader of plug-and-play open-source, reconfigurable branding. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be world-class? The capacity to streamline extensibly leads to the capability to e-enable intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. The macro-sexy schemas factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think front-end. We will grow the aptitude of angel investors to orchestrate.