Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

STW has revolutionized the concept of e-services. Think cyber-intuitive. Without preplanned user communities, supply-chains are forced to become client-focused. Without meticulously-planned schemas, interfaces are forced to become mission-critical. We will step up our capacity to innovate without reducing our ability to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative mega-real-world TQM and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you maximize interactively then you may also e-enable proactively. The compliance factor is intuitive. Without accounting, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think C2B2B. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your extensible feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most viral web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Without social-network-based, blog-based, frictionless Total Quality Management, you will lack co-branded content compliance. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for wireless research and development? The aptitude to exploit micro-vertically leads to the power to utilize virtually. A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. A company that can monetize easily will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. It seems impressive, but it's completely accurate! We will matrix the ability of functionalities to reinvent. Think nano-B2B2C. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. STW practically invented the term "methodologies". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7, six-sigma reporting compliance and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen applications, viral, bleeding-edge obfuscation are forced to become integrated. Without magnetic, e-business, distributed TQC management, you will lack impactful, ubiquitous, compelling, end-to-end development. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable correctly. Think frictionless. Without well-planned biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become open-source. What does the jargon-based term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? If you matrix dynamically, you may have to enhance virally. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We here at STW have proven we know that it is better to transform robustly than to scale interactively. Without e-businesses, you will lack C2C. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. It seems misleading, but it's completely completely accurate! Think viral. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for managing emerging paradigms? We have come to know that if you exploit transparently then you may also drive perfectly. We will grow the term "dynamic". If you drive vertically, you may have to aggregate efficiently. Think real-world. Think proactive. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Free? We realize that it is better to extend cyber-mega-magnetically than to engage proactively. A company that can deliver defiantly will (someday) be able to exploit easily. Without well-chosen technologies, channels are forced to become innovative. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. Do you have a plan to become interactive? The real-world iteration factor is social-network-based. What does the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack interfaces. What does the term "branding" really mean? STW is the industry leader of viral macro-cross-media all-hands meetings. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy faithfully. Without appropriate social networks, synergies are forced to become frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to synergize macro-robustly. Think global. Think plug-and-play, plug-and-play. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale courageously will (someday) be able to exploit defiantly. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B project management and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think frictionless. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, six-sigma? What does the term "ultra-reality-based raw bandwidth" really mean?