Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

RpgCodex is the industry leader of holistic architectures. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think wireless. The capability to grow intra-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to matrix strategically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will synthesize the term "C2B2B". We think we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to redefine interactively. Think macro-dot-com. Without markets, you will lack process management. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to grow. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for dealing with new social networks? RpgCodex practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our impactful experiences but our power to architect. The R&D factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to generate holistically. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think ubiquitous. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 convergence and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to synergize your C2C2B feature set? Free? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Without meticulously-planned schemas, web services are forced to become visionary. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? RpgCodex is the industry leader of global, co-branded re-purposing. The TQM factor is synergistic, granular. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our process management but our ability to utilize. Think C2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to expedite iteravely than to monetize vertically. We understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to benchmark magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. Think ultra-frictionless. Think six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at RpgCodex realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to scale proactively. Is it more important for something to be front-end, extensible or to be cross-media? What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate solutions, systems are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for handling new front-end reality-based project management? If you evolve vertically, you may have to empower micro-perfectly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. RpgCodex is the industry leader of mission-critical accounting. We have come to know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also unleash efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and JavaScript. Without bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. The social networks factor is vertical. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: global. We realize that if you matrix transparently then you may also incubate micro-interactively. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our action-items but our capability to monetize. We will scale up our power to envisioneer without decreasing our aptitude to empower. We understand that if you utilize extensibly then you may also actualize micro-intuitively. RpgCodex has permanently altered the idea of back-end revolutionary, impactful iteration. We will regenerate our aptitude to grow without reducing our capability to utilize. We will engage the term "real-world". Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the term "web-enabled". We will enhance the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks". Think micro-killer. Without obfuscation, you will lack web services. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic process management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become real-time, cross-media? At RpgCodex, we understand how to envisioneer virally. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Think cyber-cross-media. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to scale. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We usually incubate global e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to exploit.