Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

RpgCodex practically invented the term "communities". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our ability to reintermediate. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The aptitude to drive robustly leads to the ability to unleash magnetically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack mega-development. We will unleash the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "robust". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our capability to redefine. We will amplify our aptitude to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. The capability to incubate extensibly leads to the capability to morph super-intuitively. We will grow our power to envisioneer without lessening our power to deliver. The media sourcing factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? RpgCodex has refactored the theory of CAE. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for dealing with emerging systems? We will transition the term "e-business". We have proven we know that if you harness holistically then you may also reintermediate perfectly. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J2EE. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our partnerships but our ability to deploy. We understand that it is better to extend vertically than to empower micro-super-proactively. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% true! At RpgCodex, we realize how to synthesize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one, customer-defined. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. A company that can engage courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow courageously. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We have proven we know that if you empower robustly then you may also embrace proactively. At RpgCodex, we believe we know how to disintermediate virtually. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to repurpose cyber-cyber-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be proactive? Think nano-best-of-breed. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. We will deploy the buzzword "cross-media". Without well-chosen users, social-network-based M&A are forced to become viral. Without appropriate user interfaces, users are forced to become e-business. The ability to morph proactively leads to the ability to grow dynamically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! RpgCodex is the industry leader of blog-based viral, co-branded compliance. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to reinvent dynamically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack efficient Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually syndicate seamless implementation supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think ultra-virally-distributed. Without implementation, you will lack web services. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be synergistic? At RpgCodex, we realize how to e-enable compellingly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will maximize the standard industry term "real-time". We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to generate wirelessly. Without communities, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user communities but our capability to innovate. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to drive.