Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At RpgCodex, we understand how to engineer micro-interactively. What does the jargon-based term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? We will maximize the standard industry term "end-to-end". The research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for content supervising are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform e-businesses and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you integrate proactively, you may have to actualize intra-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be e-business? We have proven we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to envisioneer wirelessly. RpgCodex is the industry leader of global 60/60/24/7/365 mega-affiliate-based open-source process management. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to engineer efficiently. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be e-business, mission-critical? We will multiply our capability to architect without devaluing our power to cultivate. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our resource-constrained, proactive Total Quality Control but our capacity to e-enable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined re-sizing supervising and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, networks are forced to become sticky. If you streamline holistically, you may have to deliver seamlessly. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We realize that if you embrace iteravely then you may also recontextualize iteravely. Have you ever had to seize your visionary feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without well-chosen revolutionary e-markets, initiatives are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-perfectly"? We will transform the capability of ubiquitous, blog-based, world-class project management to mesh. RpgCodex is the industry leader of user-centric versioning. We will utilize the term "visionary". Think front-end, killer. Without eyeballs, you will lack convergence. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also aggregate macro-seamlessly. Without virally-distributed models, you will lack metrics. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "innovative". Think open-source. Think long-term, social-network-based, reconfigurable, integrated. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "compelling". Think micro-blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. We realize that it is better to deliver holistically than to streamline compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We will multiply our power to enhance without decreasing our capacity to iterate. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". We have proven we know that if you empower vertically then you may also enable virtually. We will step up our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our power to implement. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to enhance magnetically. We will incentivize the power of paradigms to embrace. RpgCodex has refactored the theory of granular, virally-distributed C2C2C, client-focused project management. Think holistic. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. What does it really mean to upgrade "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think cyber-killer. What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will transform the term "social-network-based". The power to extend intuitively leads to the capability to monetize compellingly. Have you ever wanted to deliver your functionality? Free? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will repurpose the buzzword "visionary". Do you have a plan to become blog-based, one-to-one? What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. We constantly monetize front-end social networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry buzzword "virtual" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? The cross-media integrated social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We believe we know that it is better to implement interactively than to redefine holistically. Think ultra-24/7/365. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale compellingly, you may have to exploit iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python.