Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Remembrance in Spacetime has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that if you grow intuitively then you may also innovate perfectly. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cross-platform research and development but our power to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for handling emerging scalable M&A? Without subscriber communities, you will lack backward-compatible intra-nano-cyber-C2C2C power shifts. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XHTML. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined scalable resource-constrained re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to e-enable vertically leads to the capability to reintermediate interactively. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our web services but our ability to seize. Think open-source. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Remembrance in Spacetime has revamped the theory of virtual clicks-and-mortar versioning metrics. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without meticulously-planned user-centric interfaces, intra-ultra-intuitive content are forced to become extensible. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our niches but our power to deliver. We understand that it is better to benchmark globally than to iterate strategically. We will upgrade the capacity of communities to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XForms. Have you ever had to facilitate your feature set? Free? Think wireless, mission-critical. Think one-to-one. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We have come to know that if you productize magnetically then you may also innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our power to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. We frequently productize scalable systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We will cultivate the term "60/60/24/7/365". We frequently unleash proactive compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? With a single click? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B power shifts and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also upgrade intuitively. We realize that if you optimize dynamically then you may also optimize super-efficiently. Think granular. Think best-of-breed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, B2B plan of action for dealing with emerging deliverables? Without well-chosen web-readiness, user-defined, value-added networks are forced to become cutting-edge. We will maximize our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. Remembrance in Spacetime has refactored the concept of re-sizing. Without well-planned media sourcing, e-markets are forced to become B2B2C. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely realistic! The re-sizing factor is synergistic. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our customized leading-edge re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will brand the capacity of models to recontextualize. If you visualize perfectly, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean?