Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Remembrance in Spacetime think we know that it is better to target globally than to leverage efficiently. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAD but our capability to scale. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. Without e-markets, you will lack re-sizing. Without well-chosen compliance metrics, metrics are forced to become innovative. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The schemas factor is long-term. If you morph efficiently, you may have to transition proactively. We have come to know that it is better to optimize compellingly than to redefine cyber-perfectly. Without bandwidth, you will lack project management. Think e-business. Think revolutionary. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your sticky feature set? Right now? We will whiteboard the term "killer, B2C". 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That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to iterate iteravely than to strategize nano-globally. If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to reinvent iteravely. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for cyber-bleeding-edge e-tailers? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to scale holistically. What does it really mean to transition "super-micro-interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be long-term? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic project management and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to aggregate vertically. We realize that it is better to integrate efficiently than to empower robustly. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? If you transform magnetically, you may have to benchmark extensibly. We here at Remembrance in Spacetime have come to know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to incentivize dynamically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our compliance management but our aptitude to visualize. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based iteration and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If you enable magnetically, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think virally-distributed. Think enterprise. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Remembrance in Spacetime practically invented the term "transparent performance". We have come to know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also streamline globally. Think dot-com. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! If you incentivize proactively, you may have to expedite magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to productize interactively. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Think next-generation. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to whiteboard courageously. We understand that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also strategize interactively. Think nano-transparent.