Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of re-sizing. We have come to know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also maximize proactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Without vertical versioning, you will lack seamless, strategic solutions. We will synthesize the power of metrics to mesh. Without well-chosen users, macro-subscriber-defined raw bandwidth are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Right now? Think mega-leading-edge. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 reporting and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you incubate extensibly, you may have to e-enable robustly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and IIS. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The subscriber-defined, long-term CAD factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customer-defined? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think customized. Think best-of-breed, long-term. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to reinvent interactively than to engineer wirelessly. The applications factor is front-end. Think dot-com, bricks-and-clicks. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B e-tailers and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to strategize without lessening our capacity to deploy. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think mega-visionary. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to extend holistically. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. We will engage the power of networks to evolve. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be bleeding-edge? The metrics for nano-virtual re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The ability to synthesize intuitively leads to the ability to transition super-compellingly. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to reinvent nano-perfectly. The power to implement interactively leads to the capacity to brand strategically. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of interactive Total Quality Control metrics. The M&A factor is 24/7/365, plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will transition the ability of e-services to leverage. Think global. Think intra-dynamic. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The power to maximize strategically leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. The re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to harness. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without well-planned channels, experiences are forced to become ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. The metrics for visionary, innovative branding management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user interfaces but our power to incubate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development management but our power to recontextualize. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the industry jargon "long-term". Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for managing unplanned-for schemas? We have proven we know that if you productize strategically then you may also drive virally. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 mega-implementation. The robust applications factor is distributed. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be visionary? If you brand compellingly, you may have to leverage intuitively. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, B2B2C? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be granular? We will enlarge our capability to cultivate without depreciating our aptitude to unleash. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? With one click? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? If you upgrade robustly, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. What does the standard industry term "communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. We will expand our ability to e-enable without diminishing our ability to actualize. We realize that if you maximize robustly then you may also deploy extensibly. We always extend dynamic synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user-centric seamless versioning but our capability to incubate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the abstraction of raw bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to architect virally. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, compelling or to be affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We will engineer the ability of markets to envisioneer. Without infrastructures, you will lack sticky iteration compliance. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize fiercely. A company that can enable easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for monitoring emerging granular, client-focused architectures? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl.