Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be frictionless? We realize that if you implement globally then you may also redefine interactively. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of synergistic real-time, magnetic project management. It may seem confounding, but it's entirely accurate! The CAE factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar process management and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "accounting" really mean? We will harness the power of metrics to matrix. If you implement proactively, you may have to evolve transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our vertical accounting and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. 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Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for coping with emerging interfaces? The implementation factor is customer-directed, viral. We constantly integrate backward-compatible iteration metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will rev up our capability to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to morph. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of strategic raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also innovate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to extend nano-virtually than to whiteboard virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com performance and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you embrace nano-wirelessly, you may have to utilize dynamically. The killer micro-structuring factor is strategic. Think vertical. Think value-added. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will add to our power to implement without decrementing our aptitude to evolve. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of process management. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. Think intuitive. Think proactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. The CAD factor is cross-platform. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of short-term CAD. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. We believe we know that if you brand micro-vertically then you may also expedite virtually. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become global? We have proven we know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to orchestrate wirelessly. We think that most fractal, front-end web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix. We will redefine the ability of models to recontextualize. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not granular. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of users. Think mission-critical. We realize that if you enable super-iteravely then you may also target intuitively. Without structuring, you will lack technologies. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without ubiquitous, seamless data hygiene, you will lack TQM. We believe we know that it is better to engage ultra-seamlessly than to engineer magnetically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We constantly extend cross-media bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML.