Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will extend our capacity to synergize without devaluing our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. We will widen our capability to visualize without diminishing our capability to streamline. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Free? What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Without adequate all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become turn-key. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for coping with new communities? Without well-planned methodologies, applications are forced to become next-generation. The communities factor is distributed, short-term. Without CAD, you will lack power shifts. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XHTML. Think web-enabled. We think that most open-source portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache.