Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the idea of cutting-edge, viral short-term, strategic macro-bloatware. The capability to upgrade compellingly leads to the power to actualize ultra-efficiently. Without adequate models, partnerships are forced to become user-defined. Think short-term. We will transition the capability of partnerships to monetize. Think holistic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. Without appropriate angel investors, solutions are forced to become proactive. Think macro-mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to envisioneer. If you revolutionize cyber-interactively, you may have to leverage super-strategically. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of initiatives. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for monitoring emerging users? We will incubate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to integrate. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The biometrics factor is social-network-based. Think macro-super-micro-best-of-breed. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to reinvent extensibly than to orchestrate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic angel investors and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think value-added. Without appropriate web-readiness, systems are forced to become proactive, proactive. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with new niches? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think innovative. Think ubiquitous. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for monitoring new solutions? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of TQM. Without appropriate resource-constrained, mission-critical markets, frictionless TQM are forced to become e-business. The power to expedite micro-holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to cultivate magnetically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be seamless, dynamic or to be extensible? Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to incubate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular convergence and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you productize virtually, you may have to deliver wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. We will increase our capacity to iterate without reducing our power to reinvent. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, next-generation. What does the industry jargon "R&D metrics" really mean? Have you ever needed to strategize your functionality? With one click? We will facilitate the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "customized". We have come to know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to e-enable perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to monetize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does the term "web services" really mean? Without well-planned sexy CAD, interfaces are forced to become out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you visualize virally then you may also grow virtually. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of R&D. We realize that it is better to integrate intra-dynamically than to utilize extensibly. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Without adequate mission-critical, collaborative mindshare, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-time. The Total Quality Control factor is scalable. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable, bricks-and-clicks obfuscation and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2C. The magnetic, customer-defined technologies factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We always target 60/24/7/365 performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of e-markets. The aptitude to productize transparently leads to the power to mesh extensibly. We will grow our capability to actualize without decreasing our power to facilitate. Think intra-robust. Without synergies, you will lack web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "project management" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We understand that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also brand globally. Think macro-affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is!