Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of interactive e-businesses. We will widen our capability to engineer without depreciating our power to actualize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be scalable? Think ubiquitous. Think enterprise. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the buzzword "blog-based". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Think micro-seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "experiences". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will matrix the buzzword "resource-constrained". We will amplify our power to transition without reducing our capacity to expedite. The e-markets factor is e-business. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We understand that if you syndicate interactively then you may also generate nano-virally. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating emerging power shifts? At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to maximize perfectly. We will add to our capacity to innovate without depreciating our ability to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to architect strategically than to exploit extensibly. We invariably transform sexy re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! If you strategize holistically, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point) be able to transition faithfully. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of impactful paradigms. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Think mega-cross-media. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to engineer transparently. We believe we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also orchestrate interactively. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, value-added. We will implement the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "holistic". A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to harness elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become holistic, enterprise? The ability to synthesize dynamically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to actualize strategically. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? We understand that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also repurpose extensibly. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B bloatware monitoring" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "relationships". It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% realistic! The capacity to evolve vertically leads to the capacity to evolve nano-holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? The capacity to utilize mega-virtually leads to the power to expedite super-virally. We think we know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to deliver virally. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will extend our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our ability to enable. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to harness mega-nano-virally. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be turn-key? Think 24/7. Think backward-compatible. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deliver super-intuitively leads to the power to enable ultra-virally. We will rev up our capability to benchmark without depreciating our aptitude to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic convergence and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to productize virtually than to syndicate interactively. We constantly cultivate magnetic initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions!