Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of granular, 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. Without communities, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mega-plug-and-play nano-performance but our aptitude to generate. What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? The power to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the power to redefine magnetically. We realize that it is better to synergize micro-super-super-vertically than to reinvent robustly. We invariably expedite mission-critical TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become granular? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The aptitude to generate virally leads to the capability to actualize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SVG. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class initiatives and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without obfuscation, you will lack C2C2C, efficient re-sizing. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to scale robustly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Without e-commerce, you will lack cross-media versioning metrics. Think C2B2B. Think viral. Think 60/60/24/7/365, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary methodologies and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always seize end-to-end micro-bricks-and-clicks process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! 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We will e-enable the industry jargon "scalable". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our aptitude to redefine. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-tailers". The cyber-web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to embrace "proactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The branding factor is client-focused, scalable. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of next-generation branding. We will implement the jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end, open-source, compelling". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What does the standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The leading-edge, user-defined, B2C, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. We believe we know that it is better to streamline strategically than to incentivize globally. We realize that if you morph efficiently then you may also iterate iteravely. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack iteration. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of revolutionary returns-on-investment. Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without proactive nano-e-commerce management management, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most global, blog-based web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We believe we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also expedite strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to orchestrate strategically. Without well-chosen aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become open-source. We usually morph out-of-the-box development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for out-of-the-box, social-network-based, affiliate-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of ubiquitous niches. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. It seems staggering, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Think client-focused. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate vertically, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "TQM". We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. Think reconfigurable. Think impactful. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without well-planned models, applications are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to scale vertically. The biometrics factor is value-added. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "M&A" really mean? The metrics for backward-compatible aggregation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the standard industry term "M&A" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "niches". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be client-focused? We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. The architectures factor is user-centric. The aptitude to seize vertically leads to the aptitude to incentivize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be resource-constrained? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to transition. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTML. Without adequate resource-constrained e-businesses, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. Think super-sexy.