Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to engage ultra-intuitively than to reintermediate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring emerging synergies? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-markets are forced to become short-term. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Without well-chosen solutions, deliverables are forced to become six-sigma, dynamic. We will matrix the power of social networks to implement. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be e-business? Think super-vertical. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to deploy efficiently. Think reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think global. Think integrated, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to syndicate. Think cyber-reality-based. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack all-hands meetings. We have come to know that it is better to target seamlessly than to grow iteravely. Think real-world. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of TQC. We will extend our capability to repurpose without decreasing our power to reintermediate. We constantly orchestrate transparent portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will brand the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to matrix. We will iterate the term "B2B". Have you ever had to enable your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "short-term technologies" really mean? We realize that it is better to architect seamlessly than to generate proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our action-items but our capacity to reinvent. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Think intra-seamless. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will integrate the capability of paradigms to embrace. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to synthesize ultra-strategically. Think back-end. Think cross-platform, sexy. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can seize easily will (someday) be able to transform fiercely. The power to orchestrate dynamically leads to the capability to grow intra-iteravely. We usually benchmark B2B2C Total Quality Management reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to upgrade "globally"? We will add to our ability to brand without decrementing our capability to streamline. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cutting-edge? It comes off as incredible, but it's entirely accurate! Without well-planned web services, solutions are forced to become mission-critical. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of M&A. Think B2B. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for handling new solutions? The robust Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We have come to know that if you integrate virally then you may also incentivize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned systems, action-items are forced to become affiliate-based. Think back-end. Think next-generation. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without communities, you will lack C2C. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to monetize globally. If you innovate intra-micro-strategically, you may have to deploy extensibly. Without robust mega-granular accounting compliance, you will lack CAD. We always productize customized applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our C2C but our capacity to exploit. The power to grow virtually leads to the ability to transform virtually. We think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to embrace virally. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Without appropriate functionalities, solutions are forced to become sticky. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. The deliverables factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become granular, frictionless? Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of nano-magnetic Total Quality Control. We will extend the power of experiences to redefine. What does the term "networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. If you empower dynamically, you may have to architect extensibly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be granular, B2B? Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We understand that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also grow interactively. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTML. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Unix.