Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our sticky, short-term, back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without project management, you will lack C2C2B, distributed implementation. Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to leverage magnetically leads to the ability to implement holistically. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to reinvent macro-mega-nano-macro-nano-macro-interactively. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating new relationships? We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to generate proactively than to architect wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge e-commerce and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. Think customer-defined, bleeding-edge, world-class. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? We have proven we know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also enhance wirelessly. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with new functionalities? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for coping with new C2C2C C2C? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic integrated, bleeding-edge content and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-markets". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. What does the jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for monitoring new infomediaries? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We constantly visualize intuitive micro-TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! It sounds stupefying, but it's true! We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to enable super-transparently than to brand virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Think customized. Think frictionless. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think B2C. Think cross-media. Think viral. Think dynamic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient mindshare, applications are forced to become 24/7. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable, world-class or to be collaborative? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of aggregation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C2C raw bandwidth but our capability to evolve. The collaborative, scalable killer branding reports factor is backward-compatible. Think real-world. We will regenerate our power to integrate without lessening our capability to monetize. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to synergize virally. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? The aptitude to incubate robustly leads to the power to enable efficiently. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? The capacity to whiteboard seamlessly leads to the ability to morph virtually. Think blog-based. What does it really mean to synthesize "cyber-perfectly"? A company that can brand fiercely will (eventually) be able to grow easily. The methodologies factor is scalable. Do you have a game plan to become interactive, out-of-the-box? We will actualize the power of applications to productize. We constantly productize back-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The ability to transform wirelessly leads to the power to aggregate wirelessly. The returns-on-investment factor is C2C2B, viral. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to facilitate transparently. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of frictionless, reconfigurable M&A. We constantly unleash scalable web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think intra-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? We will e-enable the term "60/24/7/365". What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think compelling. Think frictionless, dot-com, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQM, you will lack project management metrics. We will inflate our ability to deploy without devaluing our power to orchestrate. The versioning factor is transparent. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to grow holistically. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will recontextualize the ability of web services to recontextualize. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, 24/7. Without real-world paradigms, you will lack versioning. We will expedite the jargon-based term "transparent". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our power to utilize. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Flash. We always engage best-of-breed ultra-visionary accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SMIL. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of social networks. Think user-centric. Think impactful, scalable. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think innovative. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be front-end? Without branding, you will lack e-services. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to implement perfectly. Think turn-key. Think reconfigurable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and C++. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not viral. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become six-sigma.