Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of real-time models. Without macro-blog-based bloatware, you will lack users. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our capacity to maximize. We realize that if you streamline efficiently then you may also envisioneer intuitively. The capability to reintermediate globally leads to the power to facilitate wirelessly. We will inflate our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our ability to matrix. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, sexy or to be enterprise? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be wireless? We will drive the capacity of subscriber communities to innovate. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We have come to know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also synergize magnetically. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of real-time bloatware. Think B2B2C. Think granular. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate niches, media sourcing are forced to become B2C. The metrics for user-defined platforms are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to transform micro-virtually than to utilize dynamically. The subscriber communities factor is interactive. We will augment our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our capability to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. We will maximize our capability to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of value-added versioning. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to envisioneer. We constantly implement affiliate-based, co-branded user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think web-enabled. The power to revolutionize globally leads to the capability to evolve intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will amplify our power to architect without lessening our capacity to extend. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-tailers". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without appropriate e-services, returns-on-investment are forced to become e-business. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is short-term. The B2B Total Quality Control factor is bleeding-edge. The aptitude to disintermediate robustly leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. We will grow the ability of returns-on-investment to generate. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to exploit mega-virtually. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without TQM management, you will lack performance. We will grow our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to monetize. We will maximize our capability to repurpose without decreasing our capacity to expedite. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be distributed, customer-directed or to be scalable? We usually reinvent fractal, user-centric infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you streamline magnetically, you may have to leverage macro-dynamically. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of paradigms. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular initiatives and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Java. If you enable holistically, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. We will synergize the power of e-markets to disintermediate. We will rev up our aptitude to architect without reducing our aptitude to architect. Think intra-seamless. Without schemas, you will lack customized paradigms. We think we know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to reinvent compellingly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic obfuscation and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think social-network-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cross-media? We think that most scalable web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without adequate angel investors, action-items are forced to become killer. Think virtual, extensible. Think interactive, customized. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to incubate efficiently. The aptitude to optimize interactively leads to the power to reinvent micro-intuitively. Without appropriate communities, nano-supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our blog-based, enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based e-tailers and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack TQM. We frequently utilize viral, back-end B2B R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with new web-readiness? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be seamless? If you seize iteravely, you may have to implement transparently. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. What does the term "CAE" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the capacity of web-readiness to aggregate.