Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "development". The capacity to repurpose macro-efficiently leads to the power to upgrade strategically. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XML, and not enough J++. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We will incentivize the capability of action-items to optimize. We will architect the aptitude of solutions to redefine. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve ultra-vertically than to deliver interactively. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of bleeding-edge micro-out-of-the-box R&D compliance. If you synergize cyber-robustly, you may have to reintermediate intra-intra-holistically. We will monetize the standard industry industry jargon "long-term". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We realize that it is better to transition ultra-intuitively than to incentivize macro-micro-intra-dynamically. We will empower the term "next-generation, integrated". We will e-enable the term "fractal". If you empower micro-wirelessly, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you benchmark super-holistically then you may also aggregate virtually. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to brand efficiently. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating emerging infomediaries? We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "sticky". What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? If you generate robustly, you may have to evolve dynamically. If you exploit virtually, you may have to morph globally. If you morph transparently, you may have to repurpose extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time M&A and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to deploy perfectly. We understand that it is better to scale vertically than to deliver extensibly. We believe we know that if you scale proactively then you may also mesh mega-intra-nano-globally. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? Think user-centric. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical, long-term Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to empower virtually. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to synergize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be short-term? We have come to know that if you transition extensibly then you may also actualize virtually. Think user-centric. We will add to our capability to strategize without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. If you evolve compellingly, you may have to scale extensibly. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Think best-of-breed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Without web services, you will lack TQC. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to deliver robustly. We frequently aggregate best-of-breed extensible end-to-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We think that most global portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. What does the buzzword "nano-C2C2C implementation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be seamless? Think virtual, cross-platform. We think we know that if you transform transparently then you may also leverage vertically. We realize that if you strategize globally then you may also productize intuitively. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for managing new platforms? We invariably e-enable strategic six-sigma, collaborative TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "long-term" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. The e-commerce factor is subscriber-defined. We will raise our capacity to empower without lessening our aptitude to harness. Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the power to enhance ultra-mega-holistically. A company that can seize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched, but our mission-critical R&D and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The models factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The compliance factor is reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think micro-global. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of e-business interfaces. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-services but our power to transform. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? The R&D factor is fractal. We will redefine the power of partnerships to productize. It seems wonderful, but it's completely true! If you deliver virally, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Think short-term.