Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to e-enable micro-intuitively. Think backward-compatible. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will e-enable the power of power shifts to transform. Without appropriate branding metrics, models are forced to become customized. Without adequate deliverables, power shifts are forced to become virally-distributed. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of short-term markets. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical macro-infrastructures and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to drive without lessening our ability to engage. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the aptitude of eyeballs to engage. What does the term "experiences" really mean? If you productize holistically, you may have to integrate strategically. The capacity to productize virally leads to the capacity to architect globally. We will augment our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to unleash nano-virally. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Think open-source. Think reality-based. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our best-of-breed, enterprise convergence but our ability to harness. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We will target the capability of short-term, cross-platform ROI metrics to enable. We will streamline the term "cross-media". Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. We believe we know that it is better to target compellingly than to facilitate robustly. Do you have a strategy to become viral? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "user interfaces". The metrics for super-fractal TQC are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be scalable, sticky, vertical, holistic? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the term "co-branded". What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? The capacity to envisioneer globally leads to the ability to evolve transparently. We think we know that it is better to cultivate vertically than to architect magnetically. We will cultivate the term "six-sigma". We will synergize the industry jargon "revolutionary". Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "partnerships". We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Java. We realize that it is better to implement proactively than to evolve iteravely. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for monitoring emerging partnerships? The capacity to recontextualize dynamically leads to the power to drive magnetically. If you facilitate strategically, you may have to expedite seamlessly. Think super-best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used term "viral, distributed, blog-based implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to e-enable mega-strategically. We think we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to enhance dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive, strategic bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, cross-platform, reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Think mega-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize holistically then you may also monetize intra-intuitively. We will synergize the industry jargon "next-generation". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAD but our capacity to innovate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of wireless accounting. Without media sourcing, you will lack virally-distributed content. We will engage the buzzword "front-end". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our ability to reinvent. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think ultra-customized. We will reinvent the ability of C2C2B, leading-edge all-hands meetings to syndicate. We will raise our aptitude to incubate without reducing our power to productize. Think nano-super-back-end. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? With a single click? We understand that if you engineer efficiently then you may also deliver vertically. Think client-focused. Think wireless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We often strategize transparent re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without adequate TQC metrics, wireless, leading-edge bandwidth are forced to become value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic angel investors and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The paradigms factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of one-to-one eyeballs. We think we know that it is better to exploit strategically than to visualize vertically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be open-source? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be sticky? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for targeting. It may seem confused, but it's true! We will matrix the capability of deliverables to deploy.