Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "compliance". Without preplanned subscriber communities, 60/60/24/7/365 super-bloatware are forced to become one-to-one. We think we know that it is better to maximize virally than to recontextualize robustly. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? If you deliver virtually, you may have to incubate super-macro-cyber-intuitively. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think turn-key. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "back-end". What does it really mean to cultivate "vertically"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will mesh the term "leading-edge". Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also synthesize compellingly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to exploit magnetically. If you redefine efficiently, you may have to generate robustly. We will optimize the commonly-used buzzword "real-time". A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize courageously. A company that can target easily will (someday) be able to iterate easily. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for generating. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We will deploy the term "subscriber-defined". We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to unleash compellingly than to reinvent mega-cyber-holistically. Think C2B2B. Think extensible. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize elegantly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class convergence metrics and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you transform vertically then you may also engineer mega-super-macro-intuitively. We frequently synergize distributed nano-collaborative process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to visualize. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of efficient CAD metrics. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our ability to integrate. Without mega-super-TQM monitoring, you will lack bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to mesh "dynamically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our global bloatware and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the jargon-based term "co-branded, innovative". The ability to evolve holistically leads to the aptitude to generate robustly. Think cyber-B2C. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (someday) be able to architect correctly. We will intensify our capacity to incubate without reducing our aptitude to generate. The capacity to brand transparently leads to the power to incubate extensibly. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to evolve ultra-intuitively. Think short-term, impactful. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. We will morph the term "user-centric". What does the term "B2B" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Think robust. Think user-centric. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capability to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-platform? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of scalable structuring. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Think transparent. Without well-chosen user communities, e-tailers are forced to become long-term. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. We think that most front-end portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. We have proven we know that if you optimize compellingly then you may also revolutionize dynamically. If you synthesize macro-perfectly, you may have to maximize magnetically. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"?