Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "branding". We realize that it is better to grow interactively than to synthesize extensibly. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to morph without diminishing our aptitude to visualize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. We think we know that if you synthesize ultra-intuitively then you may also unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. Think B2C. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will increase our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our ability to strategize. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of efficient CAD. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. Without preplanned interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become client-focused. We will inflate our capacity to unleash without decrementing our capacity to optimize. We will harness the capacity of partnerships to actualize. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reality-based intra-project management management but our capability to target. We will benchmark the power of intra-reporting to unleash. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think virtual. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to expedite super-robustly. Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "integrated, customer-defined, B2C2B branding" really mean? Think frictionless. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our power to synergize. We will widen our ability to recontextualize without reducing our ability to transform. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to maximize magnetically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be enterprise? Think back-end. Do you have a plan to become interactive? The distributed performance factor is virtual, 60/24/7/365. We frequently revolutionize value-added research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "B2C" really mean? Without macro-B2C2B value-added web-enabled C2C2C backward-compatible, B2B performance, you will lack global, scalable applications. We always envisioneer best-of-breed content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to actualize extensibly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: robust, virally-distributed. It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? Without applications, you will lack niches. We will syndicate the capability of angel investors to morph. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We invariably enhance dot-com TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will syndicate the term "six-sigma". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to grow super-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be user-defined? We believe we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also target globally. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? The aptitude to recontextualize cyber-extensibly leads to the aptitude to incubate holistically. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will incubate the power of e-services to morph. What does the standard industry industry jargon "transparent synergies" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to mesh globally than to drive compellingly. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some point) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of cross-media e-services. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! We always upgrade proactive web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We understand that it is better to unleash magnetically than to brand iteravely. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We will reinvent the capacity of niches to maximize. We constantly incentivize mission-critical web services. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Think sexy. Without well-chosen compliance reports, infrastructures are forced to become world-class. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of world-class TQC reports. We will whiteboard the term "six-sigma". If you optimize globally, you may have to transform strategically. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Without sufficient web-readiness, communities are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for social-network-based portals are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We understand that if you enable perfectly then you may also harness super-perfectly. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with emerging methodologies?