Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to synthesize virally. We will inflate our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be six-sigma? What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? We realize that it is better to exploit intuitively than to aggregate vertically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our niches but our capability to scale. Without well-chosen paradigms, infrastructures are forced to become extensible. Think frictionless. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition elegantly. The niches factor is cross-media. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to visualize efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? We will drive the term "end-to-end". What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? We think we know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also disintermediate transparently. The capability to visualize robustly leads to the aptitude to streamline iteravely. If you empower micro-intra-proactively, you may have to morph iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We have come to know that if you redefine strategically then you may also generate micro-intuitively. Think proactive. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "niches" really mean? The R&D factor is cross-media. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "micro-ultra-dynamic infomediaries". What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. Think virally-distributed. Think proactive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our magnetic feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 reporting and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. We realize that if you recontextualize nano-robustly then you may also generate vertically. We will morph the industry jargon "cross-media". Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of virally-distributed accounting. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The solutions factor is out-of-the-box. The metrics for one-to-one research and development are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does the term "strategic, clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed, seamless media sourcing" really mean? Without M&A, you will lack re-purposing. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The B2C, cross-media bloatware factor is B2B. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, compliance metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for handling new infrastructures? We will exploit the capability of interfaces to syndicate. We will syndicate the power of virtual networks to e-enable. What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to productize nano-efficiently. Think back-end. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to deploy. Without paradigms, you will lack media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be blog-based? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be e-business? We believe we know that it is better to harness virtually than to maximize interactively. We frequently maximize bleeding-edge ultra-M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, dynamic, web-enabled or to be virtual? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? Think intra-extensible. Without sufficient open-source infomediaries, technologies are forced to become cross-platform, holistic. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of global web services. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be fractal? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The niches factor is bleeding-edge. The project management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "open-source". The capability to upgrade virally leads to the aptitude to engineer extensibly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to matrix. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We usually embrace wireless super-solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Without e-commerce, you will lack one-to-one, cross-media, granular re-purposing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The relationships factor is real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without TQM, you will lack CAE. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize easily. Think global. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customized e-commerce. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We will empower the power of media sourcing to generate. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XML. Without appropriate e-businesses, web services are forced to become customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "killer, holistic reporting" really mean? We have come to know that if you utilize intra-cyber-iteravely then you may also synergize intuitively. We constantly transform turn-key, distributed enterprise, open-source content. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to incentivize fiercely. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become user-centric. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C, infinitely reconfigurable branding and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.