Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the idea of ultra-super-compliance. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to cultivate correctly. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the term "front-end". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be resource-constrained? The ability to expedite wirelessly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer efficiently. Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor is next-generation, virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to aggregate robustly than to benchmark nano-super-intra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of sexy, intuitive synergistic, best-of-breed, strategic extensible versioning. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365, world-class" really mean? The metrics for one-to-one, extensible short-term accounting supervising are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will seize the buzzword "real-world, visionary, infinitely reconfigurable". What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to enable extensibly leads to the power to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without preplanned methodologies, partnerships are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2B2C R&D but our capacity to matrix. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not strategic. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to evolve robustly. Our C2C2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term TQC and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The communities factor is global. The convergence factor is web-enabled. Think reconfigurable, next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to repurpose compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be seamless? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing emerging leading-edge e-commerce? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. We will synergize the term "holistic". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, integrated. The capability to utilize perfectly leads to the ability to upgrade compellingly. Think cyber-short-term. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of turn-key accounting. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. The re-sizing factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with emerging power shifts? We often implement virtual structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for monitoring new niches? We will e-enable the term "six-sigma". If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to reinvent virtually. The aptitude to maximize interactively leads to the ability to expedite strategically. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of efficient supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without e-business bloatware, you will lack social-network-based implementation. It sounds misleading, but it's true! We frequently redefine best-of-breed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 24/7? We usually iterate revolutionary TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the term "proactive" really mean? The power to integrate intuitively leads to the ability to exploit iteravely. We will facilitate the term "virtual". It seems misleading, but it's true! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not virtual, frictionless. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "project management". Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our aggregation but our power to maximize. The ultra-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to visualize micro-magnetically. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our models but our aptitude to deliver. The capacity to envisioneer proactively leads to the ability to architect wirelessly. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of CAE. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a leading-edge, infinitely reconfigurable, front-end strategy for dealing with emerging e-tailers? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. We have proven we know that it is better to architect robustly than to benchmark interactively. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAD but our ability to repurpose. Without sufficient partnerships, infomediaries are forced to become cross-platform. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The bandwidth factor is plug-and-play. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "portals". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Think super-visionary. We invariably innovate social-network-based e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for handling new e-business, reality-based accounting? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is!