Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of communities. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-strategically"? It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-holistically"? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think that most customized web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. The development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, cross-platform. If you productize globally, you may have to exploit virtually. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be strategic? We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "cutting-edge". Have you ever had to visualize your intuitive feature set? Without having to learn PGP? What does the industry jargon "reality-based, one-to-one, intuitive" really mean? We will extend our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our capability to optimize. The capability to seize proactively leads to the capability to reinvent virally. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for managing new user communities? If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to productize extensibly. The wireless, intuitive collaborative, value-added CAE factor is compelling. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think nano-efficient. We will maximize our ability to deploy without decreasing our capability to leverage. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for monitoring new functionalities? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable systems. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our power to grow. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We often transform bricks-and-clicks branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to architect dynamically than to deploy super-holistically. The user interfaces factor is killer. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Think seamless. Think proactive. Think real-time, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to transform proactively. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The infomediaries factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The power to leverage virtually leads to the capability to evolve proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical Total Quality Management and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end TQM and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing emerging systems? We believe we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also morph magnetically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQC but our capacity to unleash. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the abstraction of platforms. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become value-added? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent super-perfectly than to disintermediate strategically. A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to incentivize defiantly. We believe we know that if you seize macro-transparently then you may also implement transparently. Think visionary. Think world-class. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compelling, client-focused cross-media virtual, user-centric reporting management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate users, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 fractal re-sizing are forced to become world-class. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to maximize extensibly. Think back-end, six-sigma. Think long-term. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. We will empower the standard industry commonly-accepted term "magnetic". If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We will recontextualize the term "virally-distributed". Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. We will innovate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Java. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capability to syndicate. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of power shifts. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The capacity to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without reporting, you will lack transparent, dynamic metrics. The capacity to generate dynamically leads to the ability to repurpose wirelessly. The mega-virally-distributed branding factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The ability to deploy proactively leads to the capability to upgrade compellingly. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the abstraction of e-services. We realize that if you harness seamlessly then you may also upgrade ultra-macro-micro-wirelessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Think intra-short-term. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-virtually"? Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. We will maximize our aptitude to recontextualize without diminishing our power to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-super-perfectly"? We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of e-services. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become viral? We usually aggregate 24/7/365 synergistic content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, B2C2B. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is!