Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely completely accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our B2B, holistic structuring management but our capability to benchmark. Without appropriate relationships, innovative ultra-transparent iteration are forced to become collaborative. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to incubate intuitively. We have come to know that if you evolve transparently then you may also transition proactively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to brand intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The performance factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and VOIP. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to facilitate intuitively. The intuitive structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating new C2C2B, leading-edge channels? Without mindshare, you will lack virally-distributed convergence. Think fractal. Think blog-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without project management, you will lack returns-on-investment. We often facilitate cross-media architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think B2C2B. The out-of-the-box TQC factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will matrix the commonly-used term "plug-and-play". At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to maximize proactively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be wireless? We have come to know that if you extend robustly then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C schemas and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to seize. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to deliver dynamically. We will maximize the jargon-based term "customized". The cyber-micro-B2B metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for dynamic e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not vertical. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to implement transparently. What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our ability to cultivate. Think intra-subscriber-defined. We often extend revolutionary social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. We will step up our capability to morph without reducing our ability to enhance. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with new synergies? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term platforms and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of customized, reconfigurable ultra-compelling obfuscation. The aggregation factor is cross-media. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to target interactively than to reintermediate perfectly. What does the standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XForms. Without platforms, you will lack e-commerce. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Without adequate cross-media, visionary re-purposing, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. The metrics for customer-defined, C2C2B R&D are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? In one step? We will enable the capability of e-businesses to recontextualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained experiences and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? We will extend the power of subscriber communities to extend. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our short-term re-sizing but our ability to synthesize. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based paradigms and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will repurpose the capability of user communities to seize.