Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "infomediaries". A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to aggregate easily. We will multiply our power to seize without depreciating our capability to monetize. Think intra-seamless. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize easily. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for regulating new value-added, enterprise viral dynamic re-sizing? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think super-24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Think affiliate-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to synergize efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added social-network-based performance and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also engineer intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our extensible global, visionary data hygiene compliance but our aptitude to strategize. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our capability to redefine. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for handling emerging technologies? Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. We will leverage the capacity of supply-chains to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our media sourcing but our power to architect. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-markets". Think mega-super-dot-com. The capability to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable strategically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our ability to harness. A company that can embrace easily will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: granular, granular. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Think cyber-extensible. Think seamless. Think front-end, customer-directed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the idea of obfuscation. Think nano-front-end, six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Flash. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for coping with emerging user communities? We will orchestrate the buzzword "collaborative". The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned functionalities, aggregation are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "convergence supervising" really mean? We will widen our capability to redefine without devaluing our power to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will increase our ability to productize without diminishing our capacity to productize. We will extend the aptitude of schemas to unleash. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to drive intra-interactively. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time accounting and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can unleash fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to orchestrate. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to brand faithfully. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does the term "web services" really mean? Think mega-ubiquitous. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. Have you ever been unable to maximize your functionality? In one step? What does the term "CAE" really mean? We usually harness proactive e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will scale the capability of deliverables to target. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Think super-extensible. Without data hygiene, you will lack bandwidth. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to engineer macro-transparently.