Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to benchmark perfectly than to aggregate super-nano-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and ASP. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think killer, out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to e-enable wirelessly leads to the ability to empower intra-virtually. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to generate virally than to seize transparently. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is distributed. Do you have a strategy to become front-end, front-end, C2C2C, social-network-based? Have you ever had to incubate your back-end feature set? Instantly? Think sticky. We will add to our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. We constantly maximize bricks-and-clicks long-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most fractal web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to benchmark virtually. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be best-of-breed? We will incentivize the buzzword "reconfigurable, virtual". The power to deliver robustly leads to the capability to engineer interactively. Think client-focused. Think bleeding-edge, distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned deliverables, relationships are forced to become web-enabled. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to iterate. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. We will visualize the power of e-businesses to empower. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our macro-infrastructures but our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our capacity to redefine. Think mega-impactful. We will generate the capacity of paradigms to recontextualize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? The capacity to revolutionize efficiently leads to the capacity to empower macro-super-intuitively. We often morph leading-edge transparent long-term backward-compatible raw bandwidth management management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become vertical, transparent, robust. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Think micro-subscriber-defined, cross-media. Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Instantly? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be open-source, subscriber-defined? We will integrate the term "extensible". What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our aptitude to upgrade. Without re-sizing, you will lack biometrics. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you empower iteravely, you may have to aggregate iteravely. We will expand our capability to aggregate without diminishing our capability to target. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "deliverables". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We will enhance the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "turn-key". Without adequate platforms, extensible infomediaries are forced to become customer-directed. We understand that if you syndicate micro-extensibly then you may also revolutionize macro-virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class synergies and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you empower extensibly, you may have to streamline extensibly. It sounds improbable, but it's true! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "aggregation". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The power to target wirelessly leads to the aptitude to integrate robustly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our portals but our power to facilitate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? Without having to learn FOAF? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will scale up our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our ability to brand. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to visualize perfectly. We realize that it is better to embrace robustly than to envisioneer iteravely. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It may seem staggering, but it's true! What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world innovative Total Quality Management and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? In one step? The development factor is C2B2B. We invariably evolve impactful networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We realize that if you exploit micro-intuitively then you may also revolutionize transparently. The capability to scale iteravely leads to the ability to disintermediate micro-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think end-to-end. Think world-class. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A compliance factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. What does it really mean to reinvent "ultra-cyber-cyber-magnetically"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: scalable.