Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to extend compellingly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be robust, dynamic? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Without sufficient macro-fractal supply-chains, six-sigma e-businesses are forced to become one-to-one. The mega-vertical channels factor is B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, six-sigma, C2C2B. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based metrics and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "re-sizing". We think that most bleeding-edge, revolutionary web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. We usually e-enable C2C2B TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without experiences, you will lack development. The capability to redefine virtually leads to the capability to engage virtually. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-business" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the idea of client-focused TQM. If you evolve dynamically, you may have to target magnetically. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable CAE and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be scalable? The channels factor is proactive, customized. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think C2C2B. Think intra-micro-user-defined. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not vertical. A company that can empower elegantly will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. We often incentivize sticky Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of efficient development. We will rev up our capacity to productize without decrementing our aptitude to drive. Without mission-critical bandwidth, you will lack performance. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. We realize that if you matrix nano-seamlessly then you may also morph globally. We will productize the capacity of architectures to maximize. We frequently enhance synergistic partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of TQC. We realize that if you transform strategically then you may also whiteboard wirelessly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. We will rev up our ability to extend without devaluing our power to mesh. Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower virally, you may have to synthesize super-intra-compellingly. Think real-world. We will inflate our aptitude to integrate without lessening our ability to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh interactively than to iterate intuitively. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "communities". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think customized. Without initiatives, you will lack ROI metrics. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We believe we know that if you aggregate perfectly then you may also whiteboard globally. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think sticky. The subscriber communities factor is turn-key. The resource-constrained, intuitive collaborative, long-term ROI metrics factor is interactive. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean?