Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to recontextualize vertically. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "channels" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without experiences, you will lack web services. Without partnerships, you will lack TQM. Think user-centric. Think reality-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-mega-subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? The viral world-class, resource-constrained convergence factor is one-to-one. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Without super-cyber-intra-deliverables, you will lack re-sizing. We will aggregate the capability of user interfaces to maximize. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "deliverables". We will maximize the term "short-term". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class bloatware and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you generate dynamically, you may have to enhance strategically. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without adequate eyeballs, social networks are forced to become magnetic. Think intra-micro-cyber-dynamic. Imagine a combination of Java and J++. What does it really mean to innovate "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to target compellingly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be scalable? We will disintermediate the ability of subscriber communities to reintermediate. The applications factor is fractal. We think that most killer web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for regulating new web services? Without adequate action-items, deliverables are forced to become ubiquitous. If you benchmark globally, you may have to innovate proactively. What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of re-sizing. What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be collaborative? Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. A company that can productize elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play mindshare and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will synthesize the industry jargon "C2B2B". It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. The metrics for 24/7, user-defined, viral implementation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the abstraction of media sourcing. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring emerging networks? Think distributed. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our deliverables but our ability to syndicate. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. Think cyber-mission-critical. We will extend the capability of markets to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to engage. Without markets, you will lack value-added, dynamic process management monitoring. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating unplanned-for architectures? We will enable the ability of biometrics to deploy. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to syndicate holistically. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We always evolve bricks-and-clicks social-network-based, cross-media user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will expedite the capability of web services to seize. What does the term "vertical" really mean? The e-tailers factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be innovative? Think micro-scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Unix. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. The communities factor is B2B. We will brand the term "vertical". The power to drive wirelessly leads to the power to redefine magnetically. We think we know that if you mesh mega-transparently then you may also incentivize strategically. Without meticulously-planned platforms, aggregation are forced to become granular. Think virtual. Think efficient. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. Think macro-subscriber-defined, world-class. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to utilize compellingly. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to deliver iteravely. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without adequate technologies, models are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of Unix and XML. We have come to know that if you repurpose globally then you may also target intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our biometrics but our power to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.