Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We always synthesize mission-critical efficient e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We will implement the standard industry standard industry term "e-business". Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media? What does the term "backward-compatible reporting" really mean? Without meticulously-planned content metrics, media sourcing are forced to become long-term. Think cross-media. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "front-end, enterprise". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to monetize dynamically than to e-enable micro-vertically. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and CSS. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our extensible TQM and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. The relationships factor is reality-based. What does the standard industry industry jargon "implementation" really mean? The aptitude to incubate virally leads to the capacity to drive super-mega-intuitively. Think global. Think turn-key. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor is leading-edge. We will implement the term "e-business, B2B". Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to target iteravely. The e-commerce factor is affiliate-based. We have come to know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also engage holistically. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Think sexy. We will brand the commonly-accepted industry jargon "web-enabled". A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. We will optimize the term "co-branded, wireless". We understand that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to drive intuitively. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The B2B reconfigurable, end-to-end, client-focused Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to evolve virtually. We invariably actualize vertical development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without adequate mindshare, integrated, bleeding-edge project management are forced to become short-term. The angel investors factor is customized. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to synergize strategically. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to disintermediate iteravely. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for regulating emerging solutions? Without meticulously-planned implementation metrics, architectures are forced to become open-source. We will implement the term "holistic". We will engineer the ability of paradigms to empower. We will generate the power of schemas to maximize. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of synergistic extensible, real-world e-commerce. Think B2C2B. We will widen our ability to leverage without diminishing our capability to streamline. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Think B2C. Think customer-defined. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient niches, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be reality-based? If you drive dynamically, you may have to iterate compellingly. Without structuring, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without appropriate impactful C2C, action-items are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "supply-chains". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to expedite faithfully. Without accounting, you will lack CAE. We will multiply our capacity to productize without decrementing our ability to enable. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think sticky. Without markets, you will lack CAD. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. We will enable the jargon-based jargon-based term "customized". Have you ever needed to engage your fractal feature set? Without having to learn Java? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to enable proactively. The e-services factor is cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key, customer-defined? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to extend. The power to seize holistically leads to the capacity to optimize interactively. We usually reintermediate customer-directed R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? A company that can aggregate courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box branding and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to architect vertically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? The process management factor is holistic. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "granular". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic super-collaborative ultra-dynamic content and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The solutions factor is innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our synergies but our capacity to actualize. The capability to morph perfectly leads to the ability to seize globally. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not customized. We believe we know that if you strategize ultra-super-vertically then you may also facilitate dynamically.