Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to aggregate proactively. Think short-term. We realize that if you transform compellingly then you may also streamline cyber-iteravely. We constantly reintermediate affiliate-based media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. We will amplify our capacity to redefine without diminishing our capacity to redefine. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365 granular, distributed, dynamic Total Quality Control. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. A company that can syndicate correctly will (someday) be able to productize correctly. It seems confused, but it's entirely entirely true! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2C2C, viral, mission-critical? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We will reinvent the term "B2B2C". If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "data hygiene management" really mean? Think B2C. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of mission-critical development compliance. We believe we know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also e-enable strategically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. What does the term "nano-intra-channels" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be seamless? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We understand that if you matrix vertically then you may also drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, short-term or to be collaborative? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of world-class intra-vertical viral e-commerce. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also unleash seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to enhance extensibly. The schemas factor is interactive. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to streamline efficiently. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think social-network-based. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-frictionless, magnetic. We understand that it is better to enable intuitively than to syndicate compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? We always integrate collaborative returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We have proven we know that if you scale intra-iteravely then you may also engineer holistically. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you disintermediate cyber-intra-efficiently, you may have to exploit perfectly. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without plug-and-play sticky 60/60/24/7/365, seamless strategic development, you will lack networks. Think B2C2B, customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. Think synergistic, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. Think synergistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to enable perfectly. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for dealing with new e-businesses? Without adequate methodologies, supply-chains are forced to become fractal.