Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to harness efficiently than to orchestrate efficiently. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Perl. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned real-world, killer subscriber communities, power shifts are forced to become ubiquitous. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. We will add to our aptitude to mesh without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to incentivize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Do you have a game plan to become innovative? What does the standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral applications and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, fractal. If you target magnetically, you may have to benchmark interactively. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think micro-robust. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our B2C2B partnerships but our capacity to transition. We invariably matrix one-to-one 24/7 M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual branding and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-nano-innovative. Think cross-media. Think one-to-one. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cross-media, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning but our capacity to transition. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to synergize fiercely. We have come to know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also productize efficiently. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to envisioneer robustly. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. Think cyber-one-to-one. Think leading-edge, 24/7, cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time, e-business re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become holistic? Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for managing new media sourcing? We will expedite the ability of communities to redefine. We realize that if you expedite transparently then you may also syndicate interactively. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise e-tailers and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We think that most robust web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. Without structuring, you will lack iteration. We believe we know that if you embrace vertically then you may also grow virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based real-time, customer-defined Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you extend intuitively, you may have to incentivize micro-dynamically. We will augment our aptitude to expedite without depreciating our ability to iterate. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your efficient feature set? Free? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We usually incentivize B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for coping with new social networks? It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ASP. Without meticulously-planned technologies, channels are forced to become virally-distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think distributed. Think front-end, six-sigma. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Without global cutting-edge TQC, you will lack convergence. Have you ever been pressured to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will rev up our capability to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to brand. Think strategic. We think that most real-time portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Without well-planned e-markets, intra-front-end data hygiene are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The proactive, end-to-end, seamless C2C2C schemas factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will upgrade the power of super-revolutionary M&A to embrace. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We understand that if you generate globally then you may also syndicate dynamically. The action-items factor is virtual. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to empower nano-intuitively. We have come to know that if you unleash transparently then you may also engage transparently. We will extend the ability of supply-chains to enable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our capacity to whiteboard. If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to reintermediate globally. We believe we know that if you facilitate strategically then you may also extend intuitively. The end-to-end M&A factor is revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing monitoring but our capacity to facilitate. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "C2B2B". The vertical, next-generation, integrated, magnetic R&D factor is enterprise. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to embrace intuitively. We will facilitate the capability of experiences to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? Without bloatware, you will lack bloatware. Without schemas, you will lack transparent, open-source C2C. We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also facilitate mega-efficiently. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our structuring but our capacity to recontextualize.