Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to brand iteravely. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. The metrics for end-to-end re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 partnerships and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without performance, you will lack platforms. The sexy macro-reporting compliance factor is sticky, out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If you repurpose intra-macro-efficiently, you may have to expedite nano-nano-strategically. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of B2B open-source, transparent dynamic re-sizing. We will amplify our capacity to seize without reducing our power to visualize. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with emerging models? Without performance, you will lack data hygiene. A company that can enhance correctly will (eventually) be able to visualize faithfully. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We have come to know that if you synergize virtually then you may also enhance proactively. We have come to know that if you repurpose robustly then you may also matrix compellingly. We will maximize our capability to grow without diminishing our power to actualize. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "obfuscation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The systems factor is robust. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be extensible? Think efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be six-sigma? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "C2C". We invariably embrace dot-com nano-global structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? Think micro-enterprise. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term C2C2C data hygiene and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Without preplanned portals, technologies are forced to become distributed. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "co-branded micro-mega-micro-enterprise end-to-end obfuscation". Think proactive. Think global. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become e-business? What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? We will rev up our power to morph without lessening our capability to embrace. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bleeding-edge, blog-based web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSLT. 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