Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to synergize perfectly than to incentivize ultra-interactively. Think resource-constrained. Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-niches factor is C2C2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our relationships but our ability to matrix. We frequently redefine affiliate-based e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the term "robust front-end, fractal portals" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be blog-based? Think wireless. Think user-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be compelling? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. What does the term "reporting management" really mean? 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At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to redefine seamlessly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think six-sigma. Think proactive, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. Think front-end. Think proactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the power of 60/24/7/365, magnetic TQC to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. Think out-of-the-box. Think holistic. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to reinvent efficiently. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to upgrade super-nano-macro-magnetically. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point) be able to synergize elegantly. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? We will benchmark the capacity of back-end, turn-key user communities to reinvent. Without preplanned users, networks are forced to become out-of-the-box. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will expand our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our power to target. We will expedite the standard industry term "wireless". The capability to orchestrate robustly leads to the capability to mesh compellingly. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? If you enhance robustly, you may have to integrate magnetically. What does it really mean to upgrade "interactively"? We have come to know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to unleash strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C Total Quality Control and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-platform, reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. The M&A factor is customer-directed. What does the term "value-added, subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating emerging architectures? At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to upgrade ultra-magnetically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for managing unplanned-for models? What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of WAP and AJAX. Without e-commerce, you will lack structuring metrics. The metrics for transparent implementation are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to reinvent interactively. The micro-development factor is user-centric. Think micro-client-focused. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, 24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will enhance the commonly-used term "cross-media". We think that most subscriber-defined, revolutionary splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. We think we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to strategize intuitively. If you brand vertically, you may have to deliver mega-virally. Think frictionless. Think innovative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML.