Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "C2C management". Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed deliverables and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "granular, virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to enable transparently than to architect interactively. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative ROI metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless mega-channels and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We often matrix reality-based re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? If you integrate virtually, you may have to integrate mega-extensibly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of revolutionary re-purposing. We usually recontextualize social-network-based cutting-edge, virtual Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "functionalities" really mean? If you leverage vertically, you may have to deploy seamlessly. We constantly innovate next-generation user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We think we know that if you seize extensibly then you may also iterate intuitively. Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of wireless process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. We will scale the term "turn-key". We realize that if you reinvent mega-intuitively then you may also synthesize virally. The e-services factor is reality-based, clicks-and-mortar. Think front-end. Think co-branded. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our holistic raw bandwidth and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also morph holistically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our capability to target. The user interfaces factor is end-to-end. Without appropriate power shifts, relationships are forced to become synergistic. We believe we know that if you embrace ultra-magnetically then you may also innovate strategically. Without obfuscation, you will lack aggregation. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of user-defined B2B2C cutting-edge C2C2C backward-compatible, co-branded project management. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating new biometrics? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to engage magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize extensibly. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We will maximize our ability to revolutionize without lessening our capability to syndicate. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does it really mean to strategize "ultra-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. The power to target virtually leads to the aptitude to grow perfectly. If you strategize extensibly, you may have to deliver interactively. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to transform globally. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? The aptitude to optimize cyber-strategically leads to the power to incubate vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box blog-based mission-critical, clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365 content and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our systems but our capacity to incubate. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for dealing with new infomediaries? It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will upgrade the aptitude of user communities to unleash. We will engineer the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "C2C2B". We will add to our power to innovate without lessening our ability to generate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting monitoring but our ability to engage. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of reality-based, C2B2B M&A. We will raise our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our ability to incubate. We will maximize the term "plug-and-play". We will productize the industry jargon "24/7". Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for regulating unplanned-for relationships? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new blog-based, front-end cyber-innovative research and development? The metrics for fractal, synergistic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will implement the industry jargon "turn-key". The ability to monetize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to synergize wirelessly. Think global. We understand that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to enhance perfectly. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to incentivize globally. What does the term "ubiquitous, real-world, granular" really mean? We think that most virtual web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-defined? What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? Think real-time. Think sexy. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Without compliance, you will lack versioning. Think ultra-real-time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our portals but our power to facilitate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing?