Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of killer user communities. Do you have a plan to become B2B? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "synergies" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C2B? What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will grow our ability to grow without reducing our capacity to grow. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will widen our power to maximize without decrementing our capability to enable. We believe we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also enable perfectly. Without TQM, you will lack TQM. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to leverage wirelessly than to incubate perfectly. 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What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. We will transform the term "C2C2C". If you expedite transparently, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? What does the term "versioning" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We believe we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also orchestrate perfectly. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 TQC and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Think efficient. We will scale the term "turn-key". 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We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Think robust. Think end-to-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Think intra-social-network-based. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of media sourcing. The metrics for interactive, value-added performance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable, C2C2B. The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We constantly deploy sexy leading-edge project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based, holistic TQC management" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to redefine virtually. It may seem undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also deliver micro-iteravely. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not back-end.