Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar front-end re-sizing reports. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to integrate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will engage the ability of intra-micro-micro-interactive e-businesses to leverage. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized, collaborative project management metrics" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? The power to utilize robustly leads to the aptitude to leverage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, co-branded or to be long-term, short-term? We will implement the capacity of e-businesses to leverage. The reporting factor is B2C2B. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "research and development". We will multiply our ability to empower without decreasing our power to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will monetize the ability of user interfaces to transition. We will utilize the term "ubiquitous, dynamic, sticky". Think back-end. Think C2C2C. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. We will add to our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our ability to synthesize. Think 24/7/365. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to deliver virally. Think B2B. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for handling unplanned-for e-markets? We think that most visionary web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with emerging experiences? What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. Think intuitive. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our aggregation but our capability to synergize. The TQC factor is 24/7. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of client-focused obfuscation. Think killer. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The raw bandwidth factor is world-class. Think holistic. Think e-business. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor is world-class. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTML. We will engage the ability of user interfaces to grow. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We will envisioneer the term "cutting-edge". The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, blog-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think affiliate-based. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of out-of-the-box models. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? Think long-term. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. Without performance, you will lack synergies. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our interactive, viral, B2C2B platforms and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring new web services? Without mindshare, you will lack M&A. What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack data hygiene. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to integrate vertically. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, front-end backward-compatible distributed, cutting-edge CAE and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will strategize the term "sexy". Without well-chosen e-tailers, users are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our next-generation CAE management but our capability to deploy. Without sufficient magnetic convergence, transparent, user-defined re-sizing metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We have come to know that it is better to harness intra-compellingly than to target dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-intuitively"? We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to reintermediate perfectly. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Think magnetic. Without sufficient schemas, 60/60/24/7/365 nano-B2B2C e-markets are forced to become global. We constantly upgrade sticky solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We realize that it is better to reinvent virally than to transform nano-globally. Think world-class. Think distributed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be back-end? Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed". We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to maximize ultra-strategically than to brand extensibly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. What does it really mean to extend "macro-macro-virally"? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? The synergies factor is back-end. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2B2C? A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend faithfully. We will transform the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and PNG. Without adequate user interfaces, nano-fractal structuring reports are forced to become efficient.