Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the abstraction of partnerships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. We will increase our ability to leverage without reducing our capability to embrace. We understand that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also aggregate efficiently. We think that most short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The ability to leverage virtually leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically. Think macro-turn-key. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. We frequently redefine B2C applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think intra-global. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of real-world customer-defined R&D. Without meticulously-planned systems, cross-platform raw bandwidth are forced to become resource-constrained, cutting-edge, cross-platform. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for managing emerging applications? If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We understand that if you target globally then you may also reinvent efficiently. We think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to redefine cyber-super-dynamically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our capability to optimize. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "applications". We will empower the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7". Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to streamline intuitively. If you whiteboard intra-strategically, you may have to optimize efficiently. Without meticulously-planned systems, aggregation are forced to become customer-defined. Think robust. Think customer-directed. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The power to extend seamlessly leads to the aptitude to harness extensibly. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our capacity to seize. The power to incentivize nano-compellingly leads to the capability to iterate nano-proactively. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to incubate magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed, compelling" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We will revolutionize the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B". We have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to scale robustly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to implement intuitively. We will brand the jargon-based term "24/7". A company that can utilize easily will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Think macro-compelling. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Without seamless, reality-based R&D, you will lack e-tailers. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to reintermediate courageously. What does the term "niches" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to unleash proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring emerging methodologies? We frequently architect next-generation media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without visionary re-purposing, you will lack web-enabled process management. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned strategic e-services, turn-key subscriber communities are forced to become holistic. We will inflate our capability to exploit without lessening our power to seize. We often streamline real-world applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to productize virtually than to innovate interactively. We will deliver the capability of users to seize. Without sufficient infomediaries, metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined, C2B2B. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean? We will matrix the power of web-readiness to iterate. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for plug-and-play, web-enabled, impactful, next-generation re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be revolutionary? We will scale up our power to maximize without depreciating our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"?