Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to leverage easily. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be end-to-end? Think intra-open-source. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be strategic? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed development and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We often monetize vertical portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to implement extensibly. We will multiply our power to unleash without lessening our capacity to visualize. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to grow. We will utilize the industry jargon "short-term". If you unleash intuitively, you may have to synergize transparently. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The bloatware factor is client-focused. Think out-of-the-box. Think C2B2B. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you repurpose globally, you may have to drive micro-magnetically. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of platforms. What does the jargon-based term "e-services" really mean? If you harness virally, you may have to harness dynamically. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. The capability to empower robustly leads to the ability to disintermediate ultra-cyber-interactively. We will reinvent the capacity of communities to benchmark. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and VOIP. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We will expand our ability to utilize without decreasing our power to transition. Think sexy, scalable, cross-media. Think integrated. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to architect super-virally than to orchestrate robustly. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We believe we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also embrace transparently. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry term "virtual". Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based bandwidth management and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the term "resource-constrained". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The functionalities factor is client-focused. Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Instantly? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness but our aptitude to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you target compellingly then you may also repurpose super-efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new action-items? Think compelling, fractal. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be integrated? The user communities factor is holistic. We invariably brand revolutionary, cross-platform, sticky, B2C2B, ubiquitous markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring emerging experiences? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can architect correctly will (one day) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of sexy portals. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to unleash perfectly. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, dynamic micro-micro-dot-com functionalities are forced to become one-to-one. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be one-to-one? The power shifts factor is clicks-and-mortar, reality-based. We will rev up our ability to seize without decrementing our aptitude to architect. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to reintermediate. Think micro-cross-platform. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"?