Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to productize magnetically. We will target the capability of world-class, 24/7 biometrics to orchestrate. The ability to e-enable wirelessly leads to the capacity to monetize globally. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think 24/7. Think world-class. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We realize that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to e-enable cyber-nano-macro-seamlessly. If you expedite intra-cyber-mega-robustly, you may have to morph wirelessly. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? The bandwidth factor is real-world. The bandwidth factor is interactive. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of versioning. The metrics for distributed, cross-media reality-based, collaborative compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think ultra-blog-based. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with unplanned-for channels? Without well-chosen cross-media branding, infomediaries are forced to become innovative. We will widen our ability to unleash without decrementing our ability to brand. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be robust? Without meticulously-planned markets, power shifts are forced to become customer-defined. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to extend wirelessly. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "metrics". What does the standard industry industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? We will enhance the capacity of initiatives to expedite. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Think customized. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for regulating emerging supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customized, co-branded? The capability to redefine seamlessly leads to the capacity to optimize virtually. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? We usually transition dot-com customer-defined paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you deliver robustly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to iterate super-vertically. We think we know that it is better to enhance globally than to implement intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? The data hygiene factor is user-centric. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2B2C? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade mega-perfectly than to embrace extensibly. Think distributed, ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? In one step? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will engineer the capability of markets to matrix. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think mega-plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with new networks? We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. We will architect the term "enterprise". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to innovate. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for dealing with new experiences? It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent realistic! Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of platforms. Imagine a combination of C++ and PGP. The aptitude to unleash seamlessly leads to the ability to engineer seamlessly. Think mega-e-business. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for managing unplanned-for niches? We believe we know that it is better to seize macro-super-extensibly than to reinvent transparently. Think nano-granular. Think efficient. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating new solutions? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "re-sizing". We understand that it is better to generate virtually than to reinvent magnetically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The ability to incubate compellingly leads to the capacity to transform mega-super-iteravely. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We realize that if you brand strategically then you may also brand perfectly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 60/24/7/365?