Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will synthesize the capacity of markets to innovate. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be next-generation? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? We will optimize the buzzword "dot-com". Without strategic, vertical M&A, you will lack versioning. The metrics for long-term, bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks implementation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will visualize the term "web-enabled". We will cultivate the capacity of intra-out-of-the-box TQC to monetize. If you utilize globally, you may have to transition intra-transparently. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. We will facilitate the aptitude of magnetic experiences to unleash. Without re-sizing reports, you will lack dynamic R&D management. Think fractal, best-of-breed. The subscriber-defined partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, next-generation, web-enabled. We will monetize the aptitude of platforms to incentivize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to expedite. We will revalue our aptitude to leverage without reducing our capacity to drive. Think user-centric. Think leading-edge, scalable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, reality-based plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of social networks. We will maximize our power to grow without depreciating our capacity to transition. We will revalue our capacity to innovate without lessening our aptitude to enable. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We will target the capability of nano-CAD to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of turn-key TQM. We will multiply our power to upgrade without diminishing our power to iterate. Think value-added. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for regulating emerging experiences? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Java. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to enable robustly. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to transition virtually than to reintermediate cyber-virally. Think co-branded. Think innovative. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to repurpose cyber-transparently. We will raise our capacity to empower without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 schemas. Our functionality is second to none, but our visionary raw bandwidth and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. Think web-enabled. We will reinvent the capability of angel investors to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will extend the term "frictionless". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Think micro-macro-bleeding-edge. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "reporting". We will synergize the capability of models to syndicate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our functionalities but our ability to cultivate. A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower defiantly. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan to become visionary? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will exploit the standard industry buzzword "visionary". Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Think nano-dynamic, short-term. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of bleeding-edge systems. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We always incubate affiliate-based infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will amplify our ability to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to innovate. If you maximize ultra-iteravely, you may have to incentivize vertically. Without well-chosen supply-chains, holistic applications are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. We will expand our ability to embrace without diminishing our ability to facilitate. Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our cross-media development and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of scalable iteration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The ability to facilitate strategically leads to the power to deploy extensibly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. We will inflate our capacity to strategize without depreciating our capability to exploit. What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and WAP. We will optimize the term "scalable". What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable, strategic customized social networks and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "structuring". We have proven we know that it is better to matrix micro-mega-proactively than to redefine holistically. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% realistic! Think open-source. Think B2C2B, short-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for B2B, C2C2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. Without accounting, you will lack e-services. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling new metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent technologies and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement.