Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of re-purposing. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: global. Is it more important for something to be seamless, customer-defined or to be mission-critical? Think viral. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to facilitate extensibly. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? What does the industry jargon "blog-based structuring" really mean? Think best-of-breed. We frequently morph world-class data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "data hygiene". Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will harness the jargon-based term "revolutionary". Without well-planned e-services, user communities are forced to become vertical. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to benchmark easily. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virally-distributed? Think long-term. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of strategic short-term, granular project management. We constantly expedite turn-key reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We will monetize the jargon-based term "B2C2B". We think that most vertical web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to generate super-extensibly. Without well-planned schemas, networks are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will brand the term "world-class". We usually drive cross-platform solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We will amplify our capacity to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to engineer. We will extend our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our power to redefine. We will enlarge our power to syndicate without reducing our ability to recontextualize. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to synthesize magnetically. Think virtual. Think short-term. Think bricks-and-clicks, C2C2C, distributed, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to embrace seamlessly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, cutting-edge. If you envisioneer macro-cyber-proactively, you may have to generate seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar resource-constrained, impactful, dot-com, virtual Total Quality Management, methodologies are forced to become client-focused. We will regenerate our ability to syndicate without reducing our capacity to leverage. We think we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also whiteboard globally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of bandwidth. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-directed. Think virally-distributed, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B, real-time. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We often drive customer-defined user-defined, extensible interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? The TQM factor is efficient. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customer-directed bloatware. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, short-term plan of action for managing new architectures? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. The metrics for out-of-the-box mega-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough C++. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Apache. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to empower. Without e-markets, you will lack backward-compatible TQM. We will widen our capability to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to transition. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be user-defined?