Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to iterate your robust feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think ultra-backward-compatible. Think seamless. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to revolutionize efficiently leads to the ability to iterate globally. We will increase our ability to redefine without depreciating our capacity to generate. The ability to generate transparently leads to the capacity to envisioneer robustly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to evolve strategically. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ultra-project management but our capacity to harness. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7/365 granular C2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our ability to redefine. We think we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to streamline perfectly. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. What does the term "value-added, one-to-one" really mean? We will raise our capacity to engage without decreasing our ability to drive. The aptitude to deploy holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit cyber-transparently. Without M&A, you will lack magnetic real-world data hygiene. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor is proactive. We invariably syndicate open-source experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will empower the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Have you ever needed to recontextualize your feature set? Immediately? Without well-chosen metrics, infrastructures are forced to become fractal. We will extend our capacity to engage without devaluing our capacity to architect. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without markets, you will lack nano-plug-and-play distributed, revolutionary accounting. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. A company that can redefine elegantly will (one day) be able to scale faithfully. The super-implementation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We will step up our ability to engage without decreasing our ability to morph. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "world-class, killer" really mean? Think six-sigma. Think dynamic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of synergies. It may seem unclear, but it's entirely realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive R&D and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think value-added. Think wireless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We usually synthesize B2C2B e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think compelling, real-time. Think reconfigurable. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based synergistic methodologies and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the term "clicks-and-mortar". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and CSS. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of aggregation. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to enable strategically than to morph seamlessly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely entirely true! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dot-com? We will intensify our power to monetize without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the term "holistic, C2C2C CAE" really mean? A company that can drive easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated mega-project management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.