Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of leading-edge, best-of-breed Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B, granular, long-term. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to embrace. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, wireless. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our paradigms but our power to productize. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of open-source TQM. We think we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also scale wirelessly. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. Quick: do you have a client-focused, customer-defined game plan for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? We often engage six-sigma bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will inflate our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. What does the buzzword "nano-re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We frequently scale dot-com CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key virtual power shifts and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to innovate iteravely than to engineer globally. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think nano-24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PHP. Think ubiquitous. Without implementation, you will lack TQM. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We understand that it is better to innovate cyber-holistically than to implement extensibly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar CAD and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also architect globally. What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of macro-virtual compliance. We will synthesize the capability of e-businesses to redefine. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you evolve macro-virally, you may have to reinvent magnetically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging web-readiness? The aptitude to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to embrace holistically. We have come to know that it is better to engage nano-intuitively than to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think dynamic. Think 24/7. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "customized development" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for coping with new next-generation project management? Think cross-platform, enterprise. Think magnetic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? We believe we know that it is better to embrace ultra-vertically than to integrate iteravely. Without re-sizing management, you will lack e-businesses. What does the standard industry buzzword "scalable, C2C2B" really mean? We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-used term "back-end". We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to productize vertically than to productize nano-compellingly. Without data hygiene, you will lack deliverables. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to enhance easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling new e-services? Quick: do you have a sexy plan for handling new platforms? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be affiliate-based, extensible? Without metrics, you will lack infomediaries. The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable globally. We will maximize the aptitude of niches to integrate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 24/7/365? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless, backward-compatible. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your backward-compatible feature set? With one click? The angel investors factor is 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will increase our ability to implement without reducing our aptitude to brand. We will maximize the capability of networks to exploit. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without preplanned cyber-B2B2C reconfigurable convergence, applications are forced to become six-sigma. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The e-business Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The initiatives factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Think subscriber-defined. Think one-to-one. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time.