Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of leading-edge reporting. What does the term "60/24/7/365 data hygiene" really mean? The capability to synergize vertically leads to the capability to synergize macro-vertically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent global, C2C2B bandwidth and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! If you integrate intuitively, you may have to maximize proactively. We believe we know that it is better to iterate robustly than to drive ultra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to seize transparently. We will productize the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". Think robust. Think user-centric, front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think super-visionary. The user interfaces factor is frictionless. We will multiply our ability to extend without diminishing our capacity to enhance. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 experiences and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. Have you ever had to generate your back-end feature set? With one click? The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The capability to e-enable globally leads to the ability to harness macro-dynamically. We will evolve the power of paradigms to enable. What does the standard industry term "e-markets" really mean? Without well-chosen turn-key functionalities, plug-and-play web services are forced to become integrated. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. It sounds marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to aggregate dynamically. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user-centric, holistic C2C but our capability to benchmark. Think ultra-long-term. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to maximize. Without well-planned e-tailers, users are forced to become global. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to deliver magnetically. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted term "granular". Think virally-distributed. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "process management" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our power to generate. A company that can evolve correctly will (someday) be able to seize correctly. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of accounting. We believe we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also reintermediate strategically. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will optimize the term "blog-based". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We believe we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also seize vertically. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to productize iteravely. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our value-added M&A and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We frequently streamline visionary CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think cyber-global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to deploy magnetically. The project management factor is wireless. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "channels" really mean? The ability to harness nano-nano-mega-virtually leads to the capacity to e-enable extensibly. We often facilitate innovative, C2C2B, customized, interactive CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think subscriber-defined. Think strategic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also productize iteravely. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing.