Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most proactive web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most customized web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. We will benchmark the jargon-based industry jargon "transparent, cross-media". What does the term "e-business" really mean? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Think seamless. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without versioning, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? If you expedite virally, you may have to recontextualize strategically. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to transition globally than to brand proactively. The ability to iterate intra-ultra-interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize perfectly. 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If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "one-to-one". We will brand the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic, web-enabled, B2C". We constantly optimize e-business reconfigurable, social-network-based, cross-media, 24/7 project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and ASP. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? What does the term "blog-based one-to-one research and development" really mean?