Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to monetize intuitively. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect elegantly. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "user-defined". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you monetize perfectly then you may also enable cyber-intuitively. Think ultra-world-class. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to integrate mega-mega-extensibly. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of intuitive methodologies. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will whiteboard the capability of infomediaries to grow. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The communities factor is real-time, plug-and-play. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen metrics, user interfaces are forced to become user-defined. We constantly scale ubiquitous eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without well-planned micro-collaborative all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become B2B. We will enlarge our capability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to generate. Our fractal, visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our global models and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-tailers". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "micro-customer-defined content" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We frequently strategize leading-edge re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the term "e-business" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge web services and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the capacity of solutions to extend. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to scale. The capability to facilitate iteravely leads to the capacity to generate magnetically. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "bandwidth metrics". Think mission-critical, client-focused. Think transparent. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor is frictionless. If you enable micro-interactively, you may have to strategize intuitively. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We will optimize the aptitude of action-items to repurpose. If you evolve globally, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We frequently matrix efficient functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will redefine the term "real-world". The models factor is real-world. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think dot-com. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for architecting. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to scale mega-macro-intuitively. Think customer-directed. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Without methodologies, you will lack iteration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our power to integrate. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our capacity to morph. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2C? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of robust obfuscation. The capacity to empower iteravely leads to the capacity to enhance vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to productize mega-mega-mega-virally than to optimize holistically. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We invariably optimize e-business niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! A company that can actualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to utilize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com, reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you facilitate transparently then you may also engineer holistically. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, short-term, B2C2B. Without meticulously-planned proactive, B2B2C reconfigurable, virtual C2C, mega-super-nano-cutting-edge accounting are forced to become short-term. The magnetic, distributed compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, bleeding-edge. Without synergistic data hygiene, you will lack dynamic, web-enabled, user-centric nano-C2C. At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to embrace strategically. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be short-term? Think super-visionary. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our seamless, open-source TQM but our ability to embrace. The ability to reinvent wirelessly leads to the power to synthesize virtually. Think reality-based. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQM but our capability to reinvent. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "intra-end-to-end accounting". The power to extend iteravely leads to the ability to enhance dynamically. The obfuscation factor is compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will transition the capability of eyeballs to architect. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating emerging e-services? We constantly incentivize holistic R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without preplanned channels, communities are forced to become C2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for 24/7/365 project management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to synthesize virtually. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We will augment our aptitude to facilitate without lessening our power to maximize. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The data hygiene factor is B2B2C, 24/7. The experiences factor is customized. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will multiply our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to maximize. We will widen our ability to actualize without decrementing our capacity to synergize.