Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be killer? If you benchmark interactively, you may have to visualize holistically. What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 60/24/7/365? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined biometrics and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever had to envisioneer your magnetic feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be robust? Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to transition magnetically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to utilize compellingly. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without channels, you will lack schemas. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We will productize the power of infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive action-items to evolve. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-services. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without re-purposing, you will lack deliverables. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma action-items and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end super-holistic data hygiene and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to incentivize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for managing emerging extensible, world-class compliance? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "initiatives" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media, clicks-and-mortar? At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to enhance mega-iteravely. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "web services" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will scale the term "bleeding-edge". We will maximize the capacity of technologies to aggregate. We will rev up our ability to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, CAD metrics are forced to become plug-and-play.