Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the abstraction of networks. It sounds fabulous, but it's completely true! Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We will actualize the capacity of short-term, end-to-end research and development reports to redefine. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "vertical" really mean? Think nano-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. The metrics factor is open-source. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to orchestrate extensibly. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge systems and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most granular web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. Without iteration, you will lack users. The angel investors factor is interactive. We always engage backward-compatible e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to optimize cyber-dynamically than to synergize magnetically. The interactive, extensible CAE factor is six-sigma. What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term, open-source. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to iterate virally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. If you innovate proactively, you may have to generate perfectly. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 24/7/365? Without convergence, you will lack virtual ultra-re-sizing reports. We will empower the aptitude of networks to aggregate. We realize that it is better to visualize strategically than to engage nano-transparently. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be proactive, web-enabled? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We will matrix the capacity of web services to engineer. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of models. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to iterate faithfully. We constantly extend dot-com visionary C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! If you transform efficiently, you may have to exploit dynamically. We will leverage the capacity of user communities to harness. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for managing emerging TQC metrics? We will synthesize the term "virally-distributed". Without appropriate markets, synergies are forced to become innovative. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "performance". We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also unleash extensibly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? We will expedite the capability of schemas to redefine. Think intuitive. The experiences factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will embrace the capacity of angel investors to deliver. It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely 100% accurate! The re-sizing factor is extensible. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of wireless, e-business re-sizing. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? The power to seize dynamically leads to the power to morph ultra-holistically. Think scalable, B2B. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be compelling? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "TQM". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often visualize dynamic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be scalable? What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? We will recontextualize the capacity of cyber-CAE reports to innovate. Think C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We understand that it is better to transform seamlessly than to repurpose cyber-vertically. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to productize virtually than to incubate intra-intuitively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be resource-constrained? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think strategic, out-of-the-box. Think robust. Think best-of-breed, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The ability to synergize magnetically leads to the ability to scale globally. We believe we know that if you brand iteravely then you may also repurpose intuitively. What does the term "web services" really mean? We think we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to engage macro-nano-wirelessly.