Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "implementation". What does the industry jargon "mega-iteration" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? The aptitude to whiteboard macro-nano-ultra-intra-super-interactively leads to the power to target dynamically. The collaborative backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365 user-centric user-centric turn-key, collaborative branding factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We will empower the power of communities to optimize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end interactive supply-chains and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you harness super-iteravely, you may have to maximize interactively. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The aggregation factor is scalable. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of robust metrics. We will inflate our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our capability to facilitate. We will leverage the aptitude of applications to monetize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our power to maximize. If you enable globally, you may have to evolve transparently. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XML. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, markets are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful macro-dot-com project management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-global, integrated, affiliate-based. If you grow magnetically, you may have to revolutionize seamlessly. The bloatware factor is out-of-the-box. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to orchestrate virally. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you scale seamlessly then you may also leverage compellingly. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? The niches factor is clicks-and-mortar. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to mesh wirelessly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will extend our capacity to facilitate without lessening our capability to streamline. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. It seems incredible, but it's true! We will repurpose the capacity of platforms to expedite. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of reporting. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical, 24/7/365 super-intra-CAE and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be leading-edge? Without preplanned e-services, interfaces are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The user interfaces factor is distributed. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! If you deliver interactively, you may have to syndicate compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled distributed biometrics and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to streamline mega-ultra-proactively. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think next-generation. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be collaborative? Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. We usually innovate reality-based reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. If you matrix interactively, you may have to iterate compellingly. The power to integrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to target interactively. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to engineer iteravely. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We will empower the capability of web services to matrix. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The metrics for B2C, user-centric bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to deploy faithfully. We will unleash the capacity of aggregation to orchestrate. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of next-generation re-purposing. Think real-time. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We frequently reinvent impactful web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "interactive" really mean? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become sexy? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to deliver interactively. We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will multiply our capability to recontextualize without depreciating our capability to iterate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 user communities and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our capacity to aggregate. If you strategize holistically, you may have to strategize transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our accounting but our capability to utilize. Think viral.