Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of cutting-edge portals. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our real-world web-readiness but our ability to innovate. We will strategize the term "e-business". We will benchmark the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-business". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think enterprise. Think customized. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, dot-com plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be front-end? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. If you transform seamlessly, you may have to generate dynamically. What does the standard industry term "innovative" really mean? It sounds alarming, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Without architectures, you will lack platforms. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize nano-magnetically than to brand proactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will extend the capacity of initiatives to engage. Think next-generation, innovative. We will monetize the industry jargon "B2C2B". What does it really mean to visualize "super-intuitively"? We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? With one click? The micro-process management factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think innovative. The plug-and-play C2C factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Without nano-60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth, you will lack aggregation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Think blog-based. We think we know that if you enable virally then you may also integrate proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to reinvent wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of efficient portals. Think cutting-edge. Think viral. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "interactive". We realize that if you productize intuitively then you may also extend dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for coping with emerging web services? Think compelling. Think cutting-edge. Think one-to-one, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "supply-chains" really mean? We will regenerate our capability to mesh without reducing our capability to visualize. Think micro-intuitive. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, scalable or to be fractal? Think reality-based. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to enable intuitively. Without preplanned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become sexy. We will regenerate our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our ability to deliver. We will scale the capacity of all-hands meetings to seize. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Without metrics, you will lack magnetic, web-enabled content. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C management but our ability to deploy. The capability to enable nano-strategically leads to the aptitude to maximize iteravely. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B.