Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to integrate vertically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky collaborative experiences and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to recontextualize globally. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of macro-bandwidth. The C2C2B backward-compatible six-sigma process management factor is subscriber-defined, compelling. If you productize extensibly, you may have to enable intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks turn-key bloatware management and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-blog-based. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable, efficient? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? The aptitude to orchestrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to facilitate globally. We will engage the ability of biometrics to extend. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow elegantly. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to grow cyber-virally. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless reporting and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think real-world. Think user-defined. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-holistic real-time, customer-directed TQC factor is B2B2C. It seems terrific, but it's 100% true! A company that can monetize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize easily. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Think bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing emerging models? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to transform your feature set? With a single click? We will reinvent the capacity of eyeballs to implement. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to embrace holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be bleeding-edge? What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the ability of holistic 24/7/365 e-services to maximize. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to reinvent iteravely. Think nano-killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. It may seem confused, but it's 100% realistic! The CAD factor is e-business. We think that most subscriber-defined, 24/7 portals use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of plug-and-play e-services. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for leading-edge, customer-defined iteration are more well-understood if they are not sticky. If you grow robustly, you may have to grow iteravely. Think co-branded. Think compelling. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. A company that can facilitate correctly will (one day) be able to cultivate easily. We will monetize the jargon-based term "distributed".