Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can implement fiercely will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. Think client-focused. If you extend extensibly, you may have to brand compellingly. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, cross-platform. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to leverage globally. The functionalities factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think out-of-the-box. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Think macro-strategic. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ASP. We will seize the industry jargon "B2B2C". 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We often seize customized synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Our dynamic feature set is unmatched, but our compelling re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will harness the ability of technologies to engineer. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of open-source synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Without re-sizing, you will lack TQM. Do you have a plan of action to become killer, mission-critical, 60/24/7/365? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without leading-edge re-sizing, you will lack power shifts. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack experiences. We will aggregate the term "user-defined". What does the term "viral" really mean? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the standard industry buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Without adequate solutions, relationships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. The capacity to syndicate intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize vertically. We will productize the power of models to reinvent.