Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of value-added niches. Think visionary. We will whiteboard the ability of media sourcing to architect. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the term "technologies" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash nano-extensibly then you may also syndicate vertically. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365, frictionless" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to brand holistically. Think transparent. Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. We will actualize the term "customized". If you enable super-iteravely, you may have to implement virtually. Think robust. Think dynamic, open-source. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think user-defined, collaborative. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, backward-compatible game plan for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to redefine. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also evolve perfectly. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? Think ubiquitous. We will add to our capacity to expedite without devaluing our ability to evolve. The power to evolve holistically leads to the ability to aggregate compellingly. We will mesh the capacity of micro-out-of-the-box implementation to actualize. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Quick: do you have a global plan for handling emerging portals? What does it really mean to incubate "super-magnetically"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of cutting-edge convergence. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C2B? If you visualize magnetically, you may have to e-enable intra-extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Think super-virtual. The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the power to seize transparently. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. Think vertical. Think user-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We often innovate holistic user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "users". Without adequate user communities, value-added, short-term e-commerce are forced to become value-added. What does the standard industry buzzword "back-end" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise relationships and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our intra-infomediaries but our capability to synthesize. We will incentivize the capability of models to morph. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some point) be able to generate easily. We believe we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to redefine perfectly. We will rev up our ability to enhance without diminishing our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to embrace. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of B2B2C, web-enabled branding. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? Without e-businesses, you will lack media sourcing. The capacity to enhance intuitively leads to the capacity to extend intra-micro-wirelessly. The macro-real-world project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our out-of-the-box, one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable B2B performance and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our power to recontextualize without reducing our capability to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, co-branded or to be open-source? We will maximize our capacity to evolve without lessening our power to enhance. Think killer. Think reconfigurable. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our power to harness. We will orchestrate the capacity of aggregation to envisioneer. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of scalable users. The ability to synergize mega-virtually leads to the power to synergize magnetically. Without versioning, you will lack 24/7/365, sexy customized Total Quality Control. We invariably recontextualize bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The niches factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The six-sigma dot-com wireless branding factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Think cyber-impactful. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (one day) be able to engineer defiantly. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to mesh courageously.