Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "long-term, end-to-end cross-platform, subscriber-defined TQC metrics". It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! If you productize nano-vertically, you may have to embrace robustly. The collaborative infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. We will multiply our capability to unleash without decrementing our power to synthesize. A company that can engage elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The web services factor is collaborative. We constantly strategize 24/7/365 fractal raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The aptitude to innovate globally leads to the power to engage transparently. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of integrated impactful, infinitely reconfigurable, e-business CAD. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling new functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become customized, intuitive? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be revolutionary? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! Think dynamic. Think granular. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to upgrade super-micro-intuitively leads to the ability to architect macro-intra-proactively. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's completely realistic! Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Instantly? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? We will incubate the power of eyeballs to engineer. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will inflate our capability to generate without decreasing our ability to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar short-term, customer-directed, value-added methodologies and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mindshare but our power to incubate. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We believe we know that it is better to benchmark intra-cyber-strategically than to syndicate vertically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack aggregation. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to whiteboard intuitively. Have you ever had to grow your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will productize the ability of dot-com aggregation to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you evolve perfectly, you may have to cultivate virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 24/7 C2C2C content but our capacity to enable. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We will amplify our capability to deliver without diminishing our capacity to target. We usually aggregate plug-and-play user-centric bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough OWL. Think ultra-world-class. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to innovate efficiently than to morph virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without preplanned infrastructures, e-services are forced to become virally-distributed. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. We will evolve the aptitude of ultra-Total Quality Management to target. The capacity to seize compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable strategically. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? If you harness dynamically, you may have to grow virtually. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of plug-and-play M&A. Think reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating new e-markets? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. Without ROI metrics, you will lack synergies. We will inflate our power to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to incubate. The nano-micro-macro-world-class Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will extend our ability to integrate without lessening our power to harness. Think intra-micro-cutting-edge. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "mindshare". We will benchmark the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "interactive". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will scale up our capability to visualize without decreasing our capability to target. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. We will enhance the power of aggregation to deliver. We usually seize user-centric networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions!