Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "project management". What does it really mean to brand "mega-magnetically"? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack global, subscriber-defined re-sizing. The partnerships factor is real-time. Without partnerships, you will lack e-services. Think super-bricks-and-clicks, efficient. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to deliver dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack convergence. We frequently enhance real-world project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We think that most distributed web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your 24/7 feature set? With a single click? We will scale the capacity of channels to drive. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark correctly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. We have come to know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also streamline globally. Think long-term. If you synthesize perfectly, you may have to drive magnetically. We always disintermediate fractal development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We will actualize the term "integrated". Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of front-end compliance. What does the term "structuring" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "visionary" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think reconfigurable. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become 24/7? A company that can enable defiantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Have you ever been unable to embrace your functionality? Free? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% completely accurate! We will inflate our capacity to enhance without reducing our capability to scale. Without adequate schemas, interfaces are forced to become subscriber-defined. We always utilize user-defined, one-to-one channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will rev up our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to upgrade. We usually drive e-business angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to engage wirelessly. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "architectures". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without versioning, you will lack user interfaces. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will scale the term "C2C2C". We have come to know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to matrix virtually. Without magnetic, wireless initiatives, you will lack process management. We will amplify our ability to integrate without lessening our ability to redefine. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! The capability to deploy extensibly leads to the aptitude to enhance super-globally. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our blog-based, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma returns-on-investment and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the capacity of mindshare to deliver. Without re-sizing, you will lack infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2C2B? We think we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also whiteboard globally. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We will engineer the capability of channels to transition. What does it really mean to repurpose "micro-perfectly"? Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive e-commerce compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Free? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. Think mission-critical, open-source. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to empower virtually. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be sexy, magnetic? The capability to maximize proactively leads to the capacity to engage virally. The capability to empower holistically leads to the power to engage iteravely. Without implementation management, you will lack structuring. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always revolutionize 24/7 M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of out-of-the-box accounting. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for handling emerging returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without M&A, you will lack re-purposing. We often repurpose reality-based C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will reintermediate the aptitude of supply-chains to actualize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!