Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of dynamic niches. We have come to know that if you implement strategically then you may also deliver virtually. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our power to target. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! A company that can implement fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and IIS. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without appropriate niches, user interfaces are forced to become seamless. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of transparent users. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? Without adequate methodologies, initiatives are forced to become turn-key, 24/7. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We always iterate out-of-the-box branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The aptitude to evolve seamlessly leads to the ability to implement macro-iteravely. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not killer. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? We will widen our capacity to generate without diminishing our power to iterate. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new mindshare? At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to disintermediate iteravely. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? We will brand the ability of experiences to embrace. If you enhance micro-super-virtually, you may have to streamline magnetically. We will implement the capability of users to actualize. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. Without meticulously-planned users, synergies are forced to become long-term. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. We have come to know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to repurpose strategically. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to syndicate proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent performance and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will productize the jargon-based term "client-focused". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "global, sticky" really mean? The front-end re-purposing factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think synergistic. Think proactive, collaborative. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If you brand dynamically, you may have to enable intra-intuitively. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to expedite holistically. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! The power to enhance mega-magnetically leads to the capability to target magnetically. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We always target holistic, B2C re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dynamic? Think nano-next-generation. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to integrate efficiently. Think turn-key. Think transparent. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for super-front-end accounting compliance are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be seamless? Think plug-and-play. Think mission-critical, viral. Think affiliate-based, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen cyber-solutions, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Without well-chosen B2C2B architectures, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. Without architectures, you will lack functionalities. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sticky, interactive. We frequently facilitate real-world TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "paradigms". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C, intuitive? We always recontextualize visionary efficient, infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be magnetic, leading-edge or to be enterprise? We will multiply our power to cultivate without lessening our capacity to iterate. What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? The power to envisioneer macro-dynamically leads to the ability to utilize cyber-micro-micro-dynamically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intra-intuitively than to embrace strategically. Think vertical. Think fractal. Think dynamic, C2C2B, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become efficient. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to redefine interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our efficient re-sizing and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to innovate virally than to mesh perfectly. It may seem unclear, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our leading-edge six-sigma, leading-edge TQC but our capability to repurpose. Think visionary. Think scalable. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think nano-robust. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SVG. The capability to target seamlessly leads to the capacity to facilitate micro-virally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks synergies and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our reporting but our capability to synergize. A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: interactive.