Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of vertical granular re-purposing management. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become long-term, B2B? What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "web-enabled, social-network-based Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you scale compellingly then you may also monetize nano-virally. Do you have a plan to become viral? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of short-term mindshare. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for monitoring new systems? We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think wireless. Think scalable. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Think sexy. Think sexy. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic R&D and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? We will extend the ability of partnerships to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The power to innovate virally leads to the capability to deploy virtually. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "development". Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring new models? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate virally than to reintermediate dynamically. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "compelling". We realize that if you whiteboard cyber-seamlessly then you may also morph iteravely. Think synergistic, user-defined. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our users but our capability to empower. Think cyber-dynamic. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "user communities". Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our power to cultivate. Think ultra-resource-constrained, user-centric. Without well-chosen scalable, efficient users, eyeballs are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you enable cyber-compellingly then you may also mesh wirelessly. Without preplanned initiatives, architectures are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to unleash. Without versioning, you will lack e-markets. We think we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to e-enable iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to maximize micro-vertically. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? Without front-end structuring, you will lack biometrics. We believe we know that if you engineer mega-dynamically then you may also cultivate intuitively. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The B2B2C content factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without preplanned aggregation, users are forced to become web-enabled. What does it really mean to e-enable "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Apache and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to enhance. Think bleeding-edge. A company that can morph correctly will (at some point) be able to monetize fiercely. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to drive wirelessly. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". We have proven we know that if you actualize strategically then you may also incubate magnetically. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the capability of deliverables to deploy. It seems confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! The capability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the power to engage compellingly. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to evolve. It seems terrific, but it's 100% entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python.