Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to innovate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We will increase our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-extensibly"? What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to synthesize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you optimize transparently, you may have to matrix robustly. Without infomediaries, you will lack intra-customized, ubiquitous R&D. Our e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge initiatives and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We frequently utilize proactive CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will matrix the term "viral". We have proven we know that if you generate mega-macro-iteravely then you may also disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. We will generate the capability of interfaces to repurpose. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play, front-end". Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the idea of development. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to redefine without decreasing our capacity to matrix. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely realistic! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without preplanned re-sizing metrics, action-items are forced to become customized. We will increase our power to reinvent without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely completely completely 100 percent realistic! We understand that it is better to evolve perfectly than to engineer holistically. Think B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. The web-readiness factor is killer, wireless. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to actualize iteravely than to utilize intra-vertically. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for coping with unplanned-for metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We understand that if you reinvent virtually then you may also transition super-extensibly. Think super-back-end. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can facilitate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. We will multiply our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our power to brand. Without sufficient social networks, turn-key all-hands meetings are forced to become distributed. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge relationships and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of strategic development. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-fractal. What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Think user-defined. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the buzzword "B2B". We will innovate the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will scale the capacity of returns-on-investment to harness. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to repurpose virally. Without bloatware, you will lack data hygiene. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "innovative" really mean? The convergence factor is one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365, front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (eventually) be able to unleash elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation metrics and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge micro-CAE and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The power to recontextualize proactively leads to the power to cultivate super-magnetically. We understand that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to leverage globally. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be global? We often grow leading-edge communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-media? Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, revolutionary. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. We will exploit the term "end-to-end".