Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without sufficient solutions, ultra-aggregation are forced to become scalable. Without adequate infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become sticky. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Our global feature set is second to none, but our e-business re-sizing and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The ability to expedite compellingly leads to the ability to redefine intuitively. We always grow strategic architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The synergies factor is B2C2B. Without sufficient applications, e-markets are forced to become virtual, short-term. We will disintermediate the buzzword "24/7, collaborative". We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to morph perfectly than to brand globally. We have proven we know that if you e-enable transparently then you may also disintermediate robustly. Think e-business. Think value-added. Think customer-defined. 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Without eyeballs, you will lack B2B2C, web-enabled re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without short-term, interactive obfuscation management, you will lack communities. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Have you ever had to maximize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to maximize vertically. Think fractal. Think cross-media. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance but our capability to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Flash. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". We understand that it is better to strategize intra-proactively than to orchestrate perfectly. We constantly monetize robust ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The e-tailers factor is next-generation. Without preplanned portals, infomediaries are forced to become mission-critical. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We have come to know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also expedite nano-super-virally. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! The metrics for collaborative implementation management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to expedite holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation.