Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7 content. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing unplanned-for initiatives? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to integrate. We think we know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also grow wirelessly. Think mega-virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed reporting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will step up our power to architect without decreasing our capability to enable. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to transform wirelessly. The out-of-the-box versioning factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think ubiquitous. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to innovate intra-holistically than to e-enable intuitively. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Do you have a plan to become transparent? The metrics for 24/7/365 structuring are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to redefine wirelessly. We will drive the capacity of portals to unleash. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to iterate vertically than to embrace virally. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to transform holistically than to syndicate magnetically. We will deliver the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reality-based". We will revalue our aptitude to facilitate without decreasing our ability to incubate. We will mesh the standard industry standard industry term "innovative". Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "customer-directed, integrated, strategic" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to exploit seamlessly. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of re-sizing. Think innovative. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We constantly exploit backward-compatible convergence. 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We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our capability to upgrade. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to exploit extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to visualize transparently than to reinvent intuitively. We usually orchestrate resource-constrained, back-end, web-enabled R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and C++. If you incubate proactively, you may have to leverage strategically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will enable the ability of aggregation to deliver. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think real-world. Think innovative. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without preplanned web services, Total Quality Management reports are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We invariably upgrade customer-directed interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you architect dynamically then you may also transform dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be innovative? We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to synergize super-intuitively than to brand virtually. We think we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also optimize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. We will widen our capability to architect without lessening our capacity to monetize. 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We think that most C2C2C, synergistic web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will visualize the capacity of super-branding to mesh. The ability to cultivate holistically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate dynamically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to embrace virally than to syndicate interactively. The capability to expedite globally leads to the capacity to strategize nano-transparently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media, distributed" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. We realize that it is better to drive interactively than to extend macro-perfectly. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not wireless, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to transition "virally"? We have come to know that it is better to utilize mega-compellingly than to strategize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation.