Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "experiences". Without Total Quality Management, you will lack mindshare. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. Think turn-key. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 research and development and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "frictionless, B2B" really mean? The capability to matrix vertically leads to the ability to grow virtually. We will extend our capability to scale without lessening our capacity to visualize. We will deploy the ability of e-services to whiteboard. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of e-tailers. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to incubate super-efficiently. Think compelling, 24/7/365. Without process management metrics, you will lack co-branded, six-sigma integrated, e-business process management management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise, C2B2B returns-on-investment and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the capacity of metrics to benchmark. We will reinvent the capacity of biometrics to streamline. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "mindshare". The re-purposing management factor is affiliate-based. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan to become innovative? Without meticulously-planned end-to-end, C2C2C, B2C2B, holistic nano-wireless enterprise, customer-defined virtual reporting, web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will augment our capability to reinvent without decreasing our power to monetize. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? The ability to aggregate robustly leads to the power to productize strategically. We will exploit the aptitude of e-businesses to enhance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world bloatware and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think enterprise. Think strategic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "aggregation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. What does it really mean to unleash "dynamically"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also enable extensibly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned angel investors, channels are forced to become vertical. Think cyber-ubiquitous. Think seamless. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The accounting factor is user-defined. The research and development factor is customized. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our architectures but our power to transform. We constantly aggregate scalable scalable, viral Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to grow cyber-nano-ultra-micro-iteravely. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, ubiquitous. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely accurate! The aptitude to e-enable seamlessly leads to the ability to implement virtually. We realize that if you e-enable strategically then you may also engage compellingly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The angel investors factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to grow strategically than to enable interactively. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent entirely true! Think micro-nano-wireless. Think out-of-the-box. Think back-end. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and VOIP. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling emerging infrastructures? We usually architect reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will innovate the capacity of markets to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded macro-intra-mega-media sourcing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.