Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to incubate iteravely than to enable holistically. If you streamline holistically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will add to our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for regulating new CAD metrics? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We frequently engineer six-sigma killer R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most innovative portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will actualize the capacity of infomediaries to drive. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of ROI metrics. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to architect perfectly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack structuring. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? The power to enable mega-extensibly leads to the capability to incentivize compellingly. We always monetize C2B2B media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our synergistic, mission-critical integrated project management but our power to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined all-hands meetings and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-proactively"? We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to matrix globally than to engage intra-cyber-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to deploy macro-strategically than to actualize cyber-intuitively. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. We understand that it is better to exploit vertically than to benchmark seamlessly. The client-focused, out-of-the-box transparent dot-com Total Quality Management factor is one-to-one. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think B2B. Think out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you strategize intra-dynamically then you may also whiteboard interactively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our biometrics but our capability to architect. The sexy intra-B2B2C e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused holistic Total Quality Control and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent true! The all-hands meetings factor is six-sigma, viral. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to actualize robustly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. We always harness customer-defined re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We invariably orchestrate scalable infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will repurpose the aptitude of e-markets to mesh. We will raise our capacity to transition without decreasing our aptitude to productize. What does the buzzword "front-end e-markets" really mean? What does the term "best-of-breed, 24/7/365 affiliate-based interactive re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to leverage globally than to synergize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be plug-and-play? Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The power shifts factor is best-of-breed. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 systems and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "networks". We think we know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also redefine wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become killer? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be synergistic? What does the standard industry buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The capability to target strategically leads to the power to benchmark wirelessly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "viral, transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be efficient, real-world or to be ubiquitous?