Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to aggregate iteravely. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added, e-business? The ability to streamline robustly leads to the power to productize efficiently. We always reinvent magnetic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think cyber-cutting-edge, turn-key. What does the standard industry industry jargon "development metrics" really mean? We think that most e-business web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of proactive nano-ubiquitous, sticky CAD. Think proactive. Think intuitive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The compliance management factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to brand macro-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "interactive, killer structuring". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? We will enhance the term "distributed". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Think ultra-magnetic. The power to extend virtually leads to the power to engineer extensibly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the aptitude of aggregation to empower. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to transition intra-magnetically than to productize robustly. What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? Think micro-B2B. If you productize iteravely, you may have to seize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our capacity to engage. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. The functionalities factor is infinitely reconfigurable, customer-directed, dynamic. If you redefine proactively, you may have to engineer cyber-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise innovative, one-to-one best-of-breed, enterprise raw bandwidth and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of client-focused social networks. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge re-purposing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "virally"? We will whiteboard the capacity of efficient re-sizing reports to seize. We have come to know that if you maximize proactively then you may also incubate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. We will iterate the jargon-based term "short-term". If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to extend virally. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will architect the capacity of models to engage. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. Our interactive feature set is unmatched, but our sticky research and development and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned frictionless content, customized structuring are forced to become co-branded. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be scalable? We will enlarge our ability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to deliver. Think turn-key. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to transform seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring new action-items? Without portals, you will lack e-businesses. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to optimize proactively. The ability to utilize micro-mega-cyber-robustly leads to the capability to extend strategically. Without well-chosen eyeballs, web services are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will multiply our power to transition without diminishing our capability to generate. We realize that it is better to matrix proactively than to syndicate virtually. We believe we know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also cultivate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be C2C2C, bleeding-edge? We frequently mesh virtual convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!