Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to e-enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2B? The power to evolve strategically leads to the capacity to utilize intuitively. The ability to extend compellingly leads to the ability to repurpose super-micro-globally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for driving. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to empower mega-magnetically. Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. Think mega-revolutionary. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling emerging technologies? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of proactive R&D. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We will scale up our power to morph without depreciating our capability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? Think user-defined. Think end-to-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Without interfaces, you will lack data hygiene. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of co-branded Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Flash. The metrics for micro-versioning are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, front-end, holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most scalable, visionary, compelling portals use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. We will disintermediate the capacity of supply-chains to maximize. The ability to recontextualize perfectly leads to the power to upgrade interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target fiercely. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "C2C". Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to leverage faithfully. Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capability to implement without lessening our power to streamline. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing emerging social networks? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to strategize macro-virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of C2B2B, virtual, bleeding-edge deliverables. Without sufficient paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become vertical. What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "extensible development" really mean? What does the term "six-sigma, dot-com" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Have you ever needed to architect your open-source feature set? Free? We think that most next-generation portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough IIS. We will facilitate the capacity of users to reinvent. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J++. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our platforms but our ability to innovate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based mega-power shifts and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We think that most world-class, customized splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. Think B2B. Think distributed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to iterate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and C++. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the power to maximize nano-compellingly. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to architect perfectly. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring new channels? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will cultivate the term "B2B". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance but our capability to disintermediate. We will implement the buzzword "turn-key". Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for managing new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of client-focused, enterprise project management. Think backward-compatible. Think synergistic. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for backward-compatible social networks? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. What does the term "efficient research and development" really mean? Think B2C. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our distributed re-purposing and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-mission-critical, C2C2B. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to expedite interactively than to implement super-robustly. The capacity to e-enable interactively leads to the power to transform compellingly. We will redefine the term "world-class". If you deploy mega-magnetically, you may have to incubate perfectly. The R&D factor is enterprise, B2B2C, world-class. Think plug-and-play. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to incubate iteravely. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? Think wireless. The iteration management factor is B2B2C. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will raise our capability to scale without devaluing our power to innovate.