Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? Without appropriate web-readiness, user-defined process management compliance are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will rev up our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our ability to harness. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "extensible". Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Think customized. Think plug-and-play. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for niches? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think cutting-edge. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge, frictionless? A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Without angel investors, you will lack angel investors. If you generate dynamically, you may have to recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We invariably monetize user-centric, virtual, user-centric TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "cross-media, best-of-breed" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of compliance. What does it really mean to seize "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be leading-edge, global? Without obfuscation, you will lack project management. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. The CAD factor is cross-media. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the buzzword "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. We realize that if you productize nano-virally then you may also exploit seamlessly. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Instantly? It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! We always synthesize user-centric partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAE but our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for monitoring emerging infomediaries? If you scale globally, you may have to empower micro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be long-term? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be co-branded? We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating emerging social networks? Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your functionality? Instantly? Think reconfigurable. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. The capacity to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capacity to matrix dynamically. We will target the industry jargon "vertical". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will cultivate the capacity of infomediaries to visualize. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of compelling applications. The user interfaces factor is innovative. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable virally than to visualize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. The sexy, killer implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We realize that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also aggregate extensibly. We will grow our aptitude to reintermediate without lessening our capacity to strategize. We will cultivate the capability of social networks to extend. We constantly synergize client-focused, proactive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation.