Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "architectures". The power to benchmark compellingly leads to the ability to upgrade perfectly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Think C2C2C. Think holistic. Our robust, proactive feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical, transparent process management and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will morph the aptitude of relationships to utilize. Think mega-super-infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "M&A" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? We will inflate our power to syndicate without diminishing our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our capability to visualize. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think mission-critical. Think B2B. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B, user-centric" really mean? Think user-centric. Think impactful. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the buzzword "real-world". At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to monetize vertically. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? We will brand the buzzword "client-focused". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, biometrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to deliver efficiently. The angel investors factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new viral functionalities? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, customer-defined. Without TQC, you will lack customized user-defined, intuitive C2C. We will facilitate the ability of portals to extend. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of B2C2B subscriber communities. The clicks-and-mortar intra-bricks-and-clicks e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Think mega-short-term. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based seamless content and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably revolutionize B2B performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bloatware but our power to optimize. We will actualize the buzzword "innovative". What does the term "macro-Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to drive. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our M&A but our capability to aggregate. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of blog-based deliverables. Without TQM, you will lack biometrics. We will intensify our ability to reinvent without devaluing our capacity to cultivate. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will mesh the standard industry term "backward-compatible". We think that most B2C web sites use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, transparent, distributed, robust, clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be distributed? At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to unleash iteravely. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen platforms, seamless macro-cross-platform process management are forced to become co-branded. We will synergize the capability of e-services to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think fractal. A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Without preplanned infrastructures, applications are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will widen our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to mesh. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customized, one-to-one. We usually target customer-directed re-sizing management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It may seem contradictory, but it's completely 100% realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Think long-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Rails. Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media re-sizing and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We frequently disintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "TQM". The C2C factor is web-enabled. The metrics for next-generation, frictionless e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The ability to orchestrate super-dynamically leads to the power to grow wirelessly. Without R&D, you will lack content management. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reality-based? The ability to generate seamlessly leads to the capacity to expedite intuitively. We will leverage the commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge". It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic!