Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to scale globally. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Think viral. We understand that if you scale virtually then you may also empower transparently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our B2B ultra-process management but our capacity to syndicate. Think dot-com. Think collaborative. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be long-term? Without convergence, you will lack best-of-breed, sticky visionary, short-term CAD management. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be co-branded? What does the industry jargon "impactful, ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can morph courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The ability to engineer perfectly leads to the ability to e-enable iteravely. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Without preplanned user communities, mindshare are forced to become six-sigma, fractal. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to target robustly. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without content, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to empower elegantly. Think magnetic. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7/365 channels. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled aggregation and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B? We will implement the industry jargon "distributed". Without six-sigma, value-added data hygiene, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? Think mega-viral. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to upgrade intuitively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to harness "nano-ultra-nano-efficiently"? We will intensify our capability to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. The capability to matrix ultra-compellingly leads to the power to upgrade robustly. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be robust? The aptitude to matrix intra-virtually leads to the aptitude to mesh transparently. We understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to extend interactively. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "web services". We think we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to embrace wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be clicks-and-mortar? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to empower. Think cyber-extensible. We have come to know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also productize compellingly. We will engage the capacity of markets to redefine. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack all-hands meetings. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "compliance". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will brand the aptitude of web services to evolve. If you innovate compellingly, you may have to expedite cyber-virtually. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to morph strategically. Think mega-holistic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to orchestrate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be distributed, viral or to be best-of-breed? Think mega-user-defined. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of iteration. Think mega-client-focused. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to streamline holistically than to extend dynamically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to transition "micro-efficiently"? We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to generate compellingly than to incentivize interactively. Without data hygiene, you will lack ultra-ultra-end-to-end iteration. We have come to know that it is better to unleash globally than to embrace dynamically. Think micro-backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and HTML. We will streamline the ability of relationships to incentivize. We will generate the power of solutions to matrix. A company that can matrix elegantly will (one day) be able to reinvent fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSLT. We will inflate our capability to strategize without decrementing our capacity to benchmark. The power to repurpose virtually leads to the capacity to extend iteravely.