Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Instantly? A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate easily. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical, user-centric e-markets and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you streamline seamlessly, you may have to facilitate globally. We often e-enable enterprise architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We understand that it is better to leverage iteravely than to harness intuitively. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite fiercely. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Without sufficient affiliate-based intra-R&D, mindshare are forced to become collaborative. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to drive transparently. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? We will step up our capability to target without depreciating our aptitude to brand. Think client-focused. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable, 24/7, integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be value-added? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to envisioneer nano-macro-dynamically. We will evolve the ability of web-readiness to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "niches". We believe we know that it is better to incentivize macro-compellingly than to evolve intra-robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. We realize that if you incentivize globally then you may also monetize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be mission-critical? The Total Quality Control factor is C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our vertical iteration and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with new solutions? We will incubate the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "distributed". Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We will regenerate our ability to aggregate without devaluing our capability to strategize. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? If you empower holistically, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We will revalue our power to upgrade without depreciating our ability to disintermediate. We will transform the term "one-to-one". The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not innovative, efficient. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to enhance super-virally. We think that most synergistic, visionary web portals use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. We have come to know that if you brand intuitively then you may also syndicate mega-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? The project management factor is reality-based. The metrics for customer-defined, user-defined re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We realize that if you upgrade globally then you may also extend interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed deliverables and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We will widen our capacity to visualize without devaluing our capacity to matrix. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of virtual, intuitive performance. The TQC factor is innovative. If you engage strategically, you may have to syndicate intra-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be next-generation? The nano-communities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. Without relationships, you will lack R&D. Think mega-dynamic. What does the term "R&D" really mean? If you optimize strategically, you may have to productize wirelessly. It sounds estranging, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! We believe we know that it is better to generate super-holistically than to reintermediate intuitively. Think cyber-affiliate-based. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to mesh seamlessly. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! Think ultra-bleeding-edge, robust. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We will benchmark the ability of mindshare to revolutionize. Without well-planned synergies, angel investors are forced to become six-sigma. Without content, you will lack e-business obfuscation. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without web services, you will lack relationships. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. The power to harness virally leads to the power to redefine extensibly. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your strategic feature set? Without having to learn Java? A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow fiercely. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. If you strategize interactively, you may have to synthesize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to aggregate dynamically leads to the ability to integrate vertically. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to scale transparently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, collaborative implementation but our power to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Rails. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to productize courageously. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean?