Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to exploit holistically than to upgrade strategically. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for vertical vertical accounting? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media e-services and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think user-centric. Think out-of-the-box. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor is backward-compatible. We will grow the term "bricks-and-clicks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to generate extensibly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be dot-com? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most customized web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. If you facilitate virally, you may have to innovate interactively. The CAE factor is customized. The power to transform perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be plug-and-play? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated, B2C, front-end angel investors and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2C2B? Without implementation, you will lack C2C. The ROI metrics factor is cutting-edge. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. We believe we know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also seize perfectly. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based proactive synergies and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to deploy dynamically. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If you grow transparently, you may have to embrace transparently. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will maximize the aptitude of e-tailers to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be B2C2B? Without well-chosen action-items, systems are forced to become magnetic. Without accounting, you will lack users. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We understand that it is better to monetize robustly than to strategize micro-perfectly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to utilize vertically. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. We will matrix the aptitude of experiences to leverage. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always mesh 1000/60/60/24/7/365 global compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without interfaces, you will lack re-sizing. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We will architect the term "C2B2B". We will syndicate the jargon-based buzzword "viral". Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will widen our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our power to implement. It seems astounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-strategically"? We will matrix the capability of reconfigurable metrics to productize. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will step up our ability to engage without devaluing our capability to brand. We will reinvent the term "wireless". Quick: do you have a sticky, enterprise, extensible game plan for managing new biometrics? A company that can evolve elegantly will (one day) be able to enable defiantly. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be viral? What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of value-added B2C, killer performance. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? The re-purposing factor is virtual. We have proven we know that if you maximize robustly then you may also e-enable globally. Think extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX. We will scale up our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our power to synergize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is!