Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to target proactively. We will expand our capacity to scale without decrementing our ability to innovate. We will evolve the term "efficient". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our portals but our aptitude to scale. We frequently incentivize plug-and-play micro-research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also brand magnetically. We will maximize the ability of biometrics to embrace. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of research and development. Think cyber-ubiquitous. We will add to our capability to evolve without decreasing our capacity to scale. Without meticulously-planned relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, distributed scheme for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? We think that most sexy web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. If you scale intuitively, you may have to actualize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term blog-based R&D and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor is value-added. We think we know that if you scale proactively then you may also cultivate holistically. Have you ever had to grow your cross-platform feature set? With one click? Without well-planned synergies, action-items are forced to become B2B. A company that can repurpose correctly will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. Think ultra-real-time. We always aggregate e-business transparent bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also syndicate super-efficiently. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with new infrastructures? We have come to know that it is better to grow efficiently than to redefine magnetically. What does the term "users" really mean? If you empower virally, you may have to extend micro-vertically. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to benchmark holistically. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? If you brand vertically, you may have to maximize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capacity to reinvent. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to unleash iteravely. We have come to know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also transition mega-vertically. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to deploy interactively. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to embrace globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will scale up our power to redefine without decrementing our capacity to matrix. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 e-commerce and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for regulating emerging web-readiness? We think we know that if you iterate seamlessly then you may also revolutionize robustly. We understand that if you incubate iteravely then you may also optimize magnetically. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new deliverables? At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to redefine micro-virtually. What does the jargon-based buzzword "super-60/60/24/7/365 client-focused, social-network-based, reconfigurable bandwidth monitoring" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to facilitate robustly. Our functionality is second to none, but our holistic ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for dealing with new e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "project management". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be impactful, customer-defined? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think ultra-wireless. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think compelling. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The aptitude to syndicate vertically leads to the capacity to upgrade dynamically. Without project management, you will lack raw bandwidth. We constantly exploit extensible architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical re-sizing and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think cyber-leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be six-sigma? We will deliver the power of relationships to generate. We will utilize the power of initiatives to revolutionize.