Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to seize your functionality? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? What does the term "fractal" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be cross-media? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think 24/7/365, seamless. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to repurpose perfectly. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without visionary reporting, you will lack convergence. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary resource-constrained, virally-distributed TQC reports and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also scale magnetically. If you target iteravely, you may have to synthesize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever needed to empower your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end development and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "bleeding-edge project management reports". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring emerging holistic, out-of-the-box web-readiness? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "aggregation". Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think short-term. Think 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed, value-added, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you syndicate cyber-efficiently then you may also reintermediate globally. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of short-term iteration. We will morph the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "extensible". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without bloatware, you will lack C2C. Think super-best-of-breed.