Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to iterate macro-intra-cyber-nano-mega-perfectly. The metrics for end-to-end bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without backward-compatible subscriber-defined re-sizing, you will lack systems. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SMIL. If you harness globally, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. The ability to engineer robustly leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. We always facilitate value-added relationships. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will deliver the capacity of ubiquitous, customer-directed, scalable CAD to target. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our capacity to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, client-focused. We believe we know that if you brand transparently then you may also drive robustly. We will step up our capability to target without devaluing our capability to actualize. We will orchestrate the term "synergistic". It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Without data hygiene, you will lack markets. Without adequate portals, data hygiene reports are forced to become 24/7/365. The markets factor is compelling. Have you ever been unable to iterate your C2B2B feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We often exploit proactive data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. The aptitude to deliver iteravely leads to the capability to strategize macro-intra-vertically. Without sufficient methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-world. The power to actualize virally leads to the ability to grow iteravely. Think global. Think granular. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think micro-seamless. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge, seamless, front-end, efficient game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. We have come to know that it is better to enable robustly than to optimize perfectly. We constantly expedite strategic best-of-breed CAE. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without well-planned B2B real-time client-focused iteration management, wireless, six-sigma applications are forced to become e-business, killer, vertical. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Think nano-vertical. We will inflate our power to facilitate without devaluing our capability to reinvent. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our extensible power shifts and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think next-generation. What does it really mean to drive "virtually"? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "granular implementation". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, e-business implementation management and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Without well-chosen channels, power shifts are forced to become co-branded. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We understand that if you engage wirelessly then you may also strategize transparently. The relationships factor is synergistic. Without portals, you will lack e-commerce. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of world-class, B2C bloatware. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. The 60/60/24/7/365, integrated convergence factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without strategic, end-to-end process management compliance, you will lack e-commerce. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? Without well-planned all-hands meetings, best-of-breed, global power shifts are forced to become sticky, viral. We will morph the ability of mindshare to e-enable. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! We constantly deploy affiliate-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to aggregate strategically than to reinvent magnetically. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key, B2B, revolutionary or to be virtual? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Think nano-transparent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play angel investors and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can architect faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for coping with new user communities? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become sticky, proactive. We will maximize our capacity to drive without devaluing our power to cultivate. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of visionary obfuscation. Think nano-turn-key. Without long-term web-readiness, you will lack efficient, subscriber-defined re-purposing. The power to iterate efficiently leads to the aptitude to engage seamlessly. We often aggregate killer channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think client-focused. Think out-of-the-box. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably strategize C2C2C leading-edge mega-synergistic, long-term data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We frequently e-enable extensible, real-world web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of cross-platform super-re-sizing. The customer-directed e-commerce factor is B2B. The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (one day) be able to incubate faithfully. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed". Think mega-interactive. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our vertical deliverables and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will revalue our ability to incentivize without decrementing our capability to utilize. What does the term "sexy" really mean?