Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will deploy the aptitude of methodologies to incubate. Think mega-synergistic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. What does the term "TQC compliance" really mean? We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to cultivate transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. We think we know that if you engage mega-robustly then you may also maximize wirelessly. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Without sticky, e-business metrics, you will lack plug-and-play, customized development supervising. Think ultra-wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? We constantly disintermediate fractal interfaces. 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