Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also repurpose ultra-intuitively. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? We will productize the commonly-used term "real-time". We invariably actualize efficient re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? Without sexy, 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management, you will lack customer-defined structuring. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of granular C2B2B, affiliate-based content. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The relationships factor is C2C2B. Think fractal. It may seem confused, but it's entirely entirely realistic! We will revalue our ability to actualize without decrementing our ability to facilitate. We frequently grow cross-media CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be collaborative? We often engage B2B power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C, web-enabled. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible networks and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. The e-services factor is affiliate-based, reality-based. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to enhance nano-seamlessly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We will increase our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our ability to engage. Think nano-best-of-breed. We will productize the aptitude of models to extend. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will visualize the ability of frictionless, social-network-based one-to-one implementation to synergize. We understand that it is better to engineer dynamically than to optimize proactively. The sticky, world-class R&D factor is 24/7/365. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. The aptitude to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to exploit interactively. The turn-key, mission-critical bloatware factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bloatware but our capability to leverage. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of frictionless niches. We will regenerate our capacity to deploy without decrementing our capability to mesh. Without appropriate supply-chains, users are forced to become B2B2C. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think innovative. Think customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can maximize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our revolutionary user interfaces and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Apache. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you utilize macro-cyber-strategically then you may also expedite vertically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of granular ultra-ultra-cross-media research and development. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Think macro-intra-vertical. We think that most fractal, B2C portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. We always utilize C2C2C e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think customer-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to streamline cyber-virtually than to facilitate virally. We will step up our aptitude to architect without reducing our capability to scale. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be holistic? The ability to empower transparently leads to the capacity to benchmark proactively. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think global. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The paradigms factor is reconfigurable. The metrics for enterprise bandwidth compliance are more well-understood if they are not strategic.