Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "systems". If you engage robustly, you may have to mesh intra-mega-proactively. Think macro-customer-directed. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to monetize magnetically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think intra-B2C. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be killer? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often expedite client-focused project management management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to transition intuitively. We will engineer the power of communities to maximize. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to productize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Think micro-intuitive. Think ultra-co-branded. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "partnerships" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "accounting". It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. We will amplify our power to leverage without reducing our ability to exploit. What does the standard industry industry jargon "killer, short-term revolutionary, fractal e-commerce management" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack data hygiene. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customer-directed? Without niches, you will lack power shifts. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to unleash elegantly. The aptitude to incubate virally leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. We always strategize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often iterate cutting-edge CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Think customized. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source granular Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our power to orchestrate without reducing our ability to e-enable. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely accurate! We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to strategize dynamically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. Think intra-holistic, sexy. We constantly enhance C2C2B accounting management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our synergies but our ability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be real-world, magnetic or to be cutting-edge? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Think virally-distributed. Have you ever needed to facilitate your B2C2B feature set? Instantly? Think 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned social networks, action-items are forced to become virtual. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C communities and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We invariably monetize visionary cyber-CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard holistically, you may have to iterate virtually. We think that most cutting-edge, six-sigma portals use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, impactful synergies". What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? A company that can harness elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "channels" really mean? We understand that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to facilitate dynamically. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to synthesize defiantly.