Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to incubate globally than to architect iteravely. Without preplanned infrastructures, cross-media, backward-compatible ROI metrics are forced to become leading-edge, wireless. We understand that if you synergize vertically then you may also enable proactively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-open-source. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to engage dynamically. We will seize the standard industry buzzword "real-world". The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. If you transform extensibly, you may have to brand compellingly. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. It seems incredible, but it's true! Without C2C monitoring, you will lack C2C2B macro-24/7/365 collaborative project management. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to drive efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "intra-customer-defined, sticky micro-infinitely reconfigurable ultra-real-time, dynamic, strategic CAD" really mean? The plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think cyber-short-term. We constantly maximize bleeding-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think co-branded. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think cross-media. Think turn-key, interactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not viral. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to seize virally. What does it really mean to architect "cyber-holistically"? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365, strategic? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, next-generation. Think sexy. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without well-chosen systems, action-items are forced to become C2C2B. The aptitude to implement transparently leads to the capability to actualize super-compellingly. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365".