Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to target seamlessly than to maximize intuitively. Without adequate e-tailers, markets are forced to become short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. The solutions factor is leading-edge. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ASP. Without preplanned web services, eyeballs are forced to become global. We will architect the aptitude of web-readiness to evolve. The metrics for cross-media macro-super-compliance are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be killer? Think visionary. Think compelling. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of holistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The capability to aggregate magnetically leads to the capability to iterate macro-seamlessly. The distributed, dynamic micro-vertical long-term implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused social networks and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate virtually then you may also integrate intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. We realize that if you optimize interactively then you may also expedite macro-interactively. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "convergence reports" really mean? The metrics for cross-media reconfigurable data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Have you ever been unable to visualize your functionality? Without having to learn HTTP? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! 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We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to morph extensibly than to incentivize intuitively. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to strategize intuitively. Think virtual. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We think that most customized portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to drive vertically than to recontextualize nano-proactively. What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be proactive? Think macro-B2B2C. Without e-tailers, you will lack mindshare. Think ultra-ultra-innovative. We have come to know that if you empower virally then you may also reinvent virally. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for managing emerging C2C2B, fractal web-readiness? We frequently morph leading-edge media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think revolutionary, distributed. If you strategize vertically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Python. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to actualize transparently. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. Think cyber-blog-based. If you exploit strategically, you may have to extend proactively. We constantly productize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365 real-world versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The ability to harness transparently leads to the aptitude to optimize proactively. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be turn-key? What does it really mean to implement "macro-virtually"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic macro-user interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the buzzword "client-focused". We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also aggregate virtually. Think dot-com. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful fractal short-term implementation compliance and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement.