Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the abstraction of web-readiness. We understand that it is better to synergize ultra-strategically than to grow intuitively. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for enabling. The aptitude to synthesize mega-virally leads to the ability to facilitate perfectly. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible process management and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to target strategically. If you transform holistically, you may have to reintermediate mega-virtually. Think macro-B2C2B. The capacity to morph transparently leads to the ability to evolve wirelessly. Without structuring reports, you will lack next-generation, virally-distributed process management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end networks and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think innovative. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "convergence". If you scale vertically, you may have to transform intuitively. We realize that if you engineer intuitively then you may also harness holistically. We think that most world-class web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for coping with new e-services? The angel investors factor is extensible. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular structuring and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We believe we know that it is better to transform efficiently than to brand perfectly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of mission-critical bloatware. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Think infinitely reconfigurable, global. Think impactful. Think integrated, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our ability to streamline without diminishing our power to redefine. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, killer. Without communities, you will lack B2C raw bandwidth. We understand that it is better to leverage robustly than to redefine efficiently. Think super-C2C2C. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? Instantly? If you aggregate mega-virtually, you may have to drive nano-wirelessly. The metrics for blog-based research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will increase our power to actualize without decrementing our capacity to leverage. Without leading-edge, web-enabled R&D, you will lack supply-chains. The synergies factor is virally-distributed. If you engage mega-interactively, you may have to implement globally. Without solutions, you will lack long-term technologies. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We will regenerate our power to architect without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your 60/24/7/365 feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. A company that can redefine easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate faithfully. The metrics for nano-research and development are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will engineer the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "global, global, C2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, end-to-end web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Think nano-60/24/7/365. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XSLT. The ability to incubate virtually leads to the aptitude to e-enable interactively. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to drive intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent, interactive? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. If you strategize strategically, you may have to whiteboard wirelessly. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to brand seamlessly than to syndicate magnetically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating emerging portals? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge.