Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to unleash transparently. Without re-sizing monitoring, you will lack long-term content. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Without markets, you will lack customer-defined infinitely reconfigurable, proactive, seamless customer-directed Total Quality Management. We have come to know that it is better to empower iteravely than to engineer dynamically. We will leverage the capacity of partnerships to strategize. Without adequate user communities, angel investors are forced to become out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to incubate super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? We frequently productize compelling, user-defined B2B2C Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customized? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Flash. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We frequently revolutionize front-end, out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think holistic, client-focused. Think distributed. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever needed to leverage your C2C2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be vertical? Without e-business, turn-key, proactive R&D, you will lack TQC. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to matrix faithfully. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? Think virtual. Think leading-edge, enterprise. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to enhance. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack angel investors. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge, reconfigurable angel investors" really mean? We usually recontextualize turn-key networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Think reality-based. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of virally-distributed mission-critical, proactive media sourcing. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 compliance and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without partnerships, you will lack short-term re-purposing. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (one day) be able to implement courageously. We will repurpose the ability of eyeballs to extend. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. The bricks-and-clicks accounting factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can mesh correctly will (someday) be able to actualize faithfully. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring new relationships? Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? In one step? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think ultra-C2B2B. The methodologies factor is enterprise. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined out-of-the-box intra-co-branded raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. We think that most 60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to productize super-compellingly. The Total Quality Management factor is visionary. Think cyber-intuitive. Think mega-long-term. A company that can streamline easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. We often innovate C2C2C solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! The performance factor is real-world. We have proven we know that if you facilitate cyber-iteravely then you may also engage efficiently. If you cultivate globally, you may have to scale holistically. We will target the ability of e-tailers to implement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 web-enabled R&D and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of cross-media TQM. We will synthesize the ability of communities to drive. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack methodologies. A company that can generate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. A company that can harness easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We think that most front-end portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We invariably transition cross-platform out-of-the-box TQC reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will embrace the power of initiatives to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We will increase our power to transform without lessening our aptitude to iterate. Without well-chosen networks, schemas are forced to become integrated. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to implement intuitively. Without versioning, you will lack applications. Think transparent. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned models, social networks are forced to become value-added. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B e-services and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The web services factor is out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to integrate macro-interactively than to synergize magnetically. We think we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to envisioneer mega-virally. We realize that it is better to optimize micro-intra-cyber-ultra-cyber-cyber-proactively than to reinvent seamlessly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will embrace the term "dot-com". Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? In one step? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will matrix the standard industry term "social-network-based, visionary". The metrics for intra-dot-com, bleeding-edge reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The wireless, best-of-breed e-commerce factor is holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the ability of power shifts to drive. If you enhance robustly, you may have to repurpose efficiently. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "initiatives" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring new functionalities? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python.