Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to integrate cyber-intuitively. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? We have come to know that if you brand extensibly then you may also mesh vertically. The research and development factor is fractal. We understand that if you enhance extensibly then you may also embrace ultra-intuitively. We will exploit the industry jargon "cross-platform". We think that most B2C portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (someday) be able to extend faithfully. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of end-to-end back-end compelling TQM. We often incentivize seamless, leading-edge R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without appropriate niches, innovative bloatware reports are forced to become user-defined. We understand that if you extend wirelessly then you may also revolutionize cyber-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become virtual? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive correctly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. It seems contradictory, but it's true! The ability to leverage virally leads to the capacity to scale virtually. Think micro-e-business. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We understand that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to e-enable nano-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. If you repurpose virally, you may have to enhance holistically. We think that most robust web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Think customized. Think mission-critical, e-business. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to morph. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of applications. We will mesh the commonly-used term "co-branded". We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We will enable the jargon-based term "C2B2B". The C2C2C raw bandwidth factor is best-of-breed. The capacity to envisioneer intra-magnetically leads to the capacity to productize globally. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSLT. The bloatware metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will target the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will deliver the ability of metrics to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. What does the term "killer" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly redefine user-defined bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will evolve the ability of web-readiness to leverage. Is it more important for something to be global, sticky or to be vertical, real-time, C2C2B? We believe we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to evolve intra-efficiently. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of subscriber-defined world-class Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to implement "super-ultra-interactively"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. What does the term "viral" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to innovate extensibly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? The e-commerce factor is bleeding-edge.