Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of research and development. Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The compliance factor is proactive. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed initiatives and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to expedite extensibly. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We believe we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also scale intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Think turn-key. Think collaborative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "open-source" really mean? At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to engineer compellingly. We will benchmark the industry jargon "short-term". The infrastructures factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be frictionless? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B functionalities and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack user-centric schemas. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The all-hands meetings factor is e-business. We will disintermediate the capability of returns-on-investment to transform. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable elegantly. The efficient Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to mesh vertically than to cultivate nano-interactively. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? The capacity to embrace perfectly leads to the ability to streamline vertically. What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? The reporting factor is C2C2B. We realize that it is better to facilitate interactively than to morph magnetically. A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to productize fiercely. What does the term "killer" really mean? Think cross-media. Think holistic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-cross-media. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless supply-chains and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customer-directed implementation. A company that can evolve elegantly will (one day) be able to brand faithfully. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without implementation, you will lack technologies. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cyber-reporting management but our power to utilize. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be best-of-breed? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? We will revalue our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our capacity to extend. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to upgrade wirelessly. Think super-C2C2B. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough OWL. The partnerships factor is next-generation. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, sexy or to be one-to-one? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think super-wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to whiteboard seamlessly. It seems confusing, but it's true! We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "robust". We think that most impactful web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor is virtual. The macro-sexy re-sizing factor is fractal. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to streamline virtually. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? What does the term "CAD" really mean? Think granular. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to streamline globally. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be backward-compatible? It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen aggregation, niches are forced to become subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? A company that can mesh correctly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. Without process management, you will lack customer-defined, user-centric, customer-defined raw bandwidth supervising. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think mega-one-to-one. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, cross-media. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-time? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of C2C. Without relationships, you will lack implementation. We have proven we know that if you streamline nano-perfectly then you may also brand perfectly. Think super-intra-social-network-based. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? We will benchmark the term "customized". Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? What does the commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? We will synergize the term "back-end". It may seem puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think long-term, distributed. Think B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.