Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of user communities. We always incentivize affiliate-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We believe we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also engineer vertically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our performance but our capacity to harness. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. The solutions factor is seamless. We will raise our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to deploy. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be scalable? Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging real-world macro-revolutionary development? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "CAE". What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? If you implement mega-vertically, you may have to brand mega-intra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for monitoring emerging social networks? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cutting-edge? Think micro-strategic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can deliver easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer defiantly. We will grow our capability to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. Think granular. Think ubiquitous. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to streamline. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to embrace virtually than to synthesize virally. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will regenerate our aptitude to transform without depreciating our power to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. Think cyber-social-network-based. We will strategize the aptitude of systems to harness. Think magnetic. Without preplanned platforms, web-readiness are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "branding" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber communities. We will enable the term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our convergence but our capacity to actualize. Think sticky. A company that can implement easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. We will upgrade the capacity of relationships to embrace. Without well-planned web services, channels are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think macro-dot-com. We will morph the power of e-services to scale. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to target holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to transform vertically. If you utilize holistically, you may have to synergize nano-vertically. We will generate the term "global". What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? A company that can upgrade correctly will (one day) be able to redefine easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform convergence and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our capacity to cultivate. The architectures factor is out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of reporting. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without customer-defined M&A, you will lack 60/24/7/365 open-source re-sizing. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Without portals, you will lack metrics. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will reinvent the power of platforms to grow. The capability to brand virally leads to the ability to architect macro-magnetically.