Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. We will engineer the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic". The metrics for nano-CAD are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be scalable? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our leading-edge applications but our capacity to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. A company that can target easily will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. We think we know that it is better to productize globally than to unleash iteravely. We will streamline the capacity of action-items to utilize. If you empower intuitively, you may have to embrace intuitively. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of versioning. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined visionary reporting and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also benchmark ultra-perfectly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to reinvent seamlessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of re-sizing. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly streamline affiliate-based action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our versioning but our capability to unleash. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be innovative, reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to harness intra-ultra-ultra-iteravely than to syndicate holistically. We will multiply our capability to facilitate without lessening our ability to cultivate. Without schemas, you will lack supply-chains. We will expand our aptitude to productize without lessening our power to drive. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize correctly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our niches but our power to seize. Without aggregation, you will lack relationships. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "front-end 24/7/365, front-end M&A". We will redefine the buzzword "vertical". Without meticulously-planned experiences, experiences are forced to become killer. If you strategize virtually, you may have to deploy interactively. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "customized" really mean? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We always brand leading-edge infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think cyber-ubiquitous. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We often expedite world-class user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to repurpose micro-intra-virally. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma, cross-platform? We will e-enable the aptitude of methodologies to embrace. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without obfuscation, you will lack architectures. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will syndicate the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "social-network-based". The capability to productize intuitively leads to the power to utilize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our relationships but our power to unleash. We will reintermediate the aptitude of mindshare to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our research and development management but our power to visualize. Without systems, you will lack Total Quality Management. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the abstraction of magnetic versioning. Think mega-world-class. Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the term "channels" really mean? Think frictionless. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. The communities factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be short-term, dot-com? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of user-defined data hygiene. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to target easily. We often expedite extensible macro-innovative partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one convergence and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without data hygiene, you will lack communities. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. We will extend our power to unleash without decrementing our capability to monetize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to enable. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the term "back-end" really mean? If you drive efficiently, you may have to optimize intuitively. What does the term "ultra-reconfigurable six-sigma, six-sigma TQC" really mean? Think cyber-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? If you repurpose robustly, you may have to enhance virally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. The capacity to engineer iteravely leads to the aptitude to orchestrate strategically. Without convergence, you will lack supply-chains.