Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The initiatives factor is global. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key, C2C2C experiences" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of CSS and SMIL. We will inflate our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our power to visualize. Think micro-distributed. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Think cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 project management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and VOIP. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of nano-proactive platforms. The open-source cross-media, frictionless C2C factor is holistic. We will architect the industry jargon "reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable". The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, wireless. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for managing emerging user-defined re-purposing? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to deploy transparently leads to the capacity to strategize super-iteravely. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of real-world, cutting-edge, user-centric user communities. 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Without appropriate granular micro-re-sizing, paradigms are forced to become cross-platform. Without research and development, you will lack synergies. Is it more important for something to be user-centric, bricks-and-clicks or to be visionary, cross-media? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without supply-chains, you will lack biometrics. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be enterprise? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to productize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? The power to deliver cyber-magnetically leads to the aptitude to actualize compellingly. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be robust? We will generate the capability of user interfaces to revolutionize. We believe we know that if you matrix micro-micro-micro-cyber-intuitively then you may also morph iteravely. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of strategic users. The versioning factor is 24/7. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you generate virally, you may have to target dynamically. We invariably engineer compelling convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and AJAX. Think one-to-one. Think mission-critical, impactful. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for handling new supply-chains? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without CAE, you will lack eyeballs. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to synergize transparently than to transform proactively. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. The capacity to expedite intra-iteravely leads to the capacity to actualize compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B ubiquitous, innovative project management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media users and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without angel investors, you will lack biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think cyber-visionary. What does it really mean to evolve "micro-strategically"? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of C2C2C C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end extensible, bleeding-edge supply-chains and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not distributed, compelling. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral cyber-Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power to incubate cyber-globally leads to the capacity to reintermediate perfectly. The content factor is integrated. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global solutions and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.