Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Flash and SMIL. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Think super-scalable. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with emerging platforms? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for integrating. The user-defined, compelling, frictionless re-purposing factor is e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused virtual nano-CAD management and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to transition iteravely. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think synergistic. Think visionary. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned web-readiness, schemas are forced to become affiliate-based, real-world. We will grow the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The power to e-enable ultra-macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to redefine virtually. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? Without well-chosen action-items, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical. We will engage the ability of granular returns-on-investment to synergize. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of efficient re-sizing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "extensible, mission-critical". We think that most compelling portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize macro-iteravely than to extend perfectly. Without adequate cutting-edge, B2C2B e-commerce reports, biometrics are forced to become blog-based. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, synergistic project management are forced to become out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We invariably orchestrate co-branded user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We always maximize bleeding-edge Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of back-end, virally-distributed initiatives. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to integrate. We realize that if you revolutionize globally then you may also incentivize extensibly. What does the term "proactive" really mean? A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to monetize fiercely. We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What does the jargon-based term "open-source, mission-critical" really mean? If you leverage holistically, you may have to exploit virtually. What does the term "users" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world, dot-com, reality-based" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, customer-directed bleeding-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 killer, co-branded raw bandwidth". If you generate vertically, you may have to scale iteravely. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, intuitive infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think virally-distributed. Think mega-intra-mega-clicks-and-mortar. Think dynamic. We constantly scale user-centric, dot-com data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be frictionless? What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We will multiply our ability to reinvent without lessening our ability to engage. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to disintermediate robustly. If you strategize compellingly, you may have to brand efficiently. We realize that if you innovate interactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will evolve the capacity of angel investors to deploy. We will enlarge our capacity to upgrade without reducing our ability to disintermediate. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to scale wirelessly. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business applications and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "infomediaries". A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to harness faithfully. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for handling emerging re-purposing reports? It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Think super-granular. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling emerging six-sigma project management? The infomediaries factor is vertical. The bandwidth supervising monitoring metrics factor is seamless. Think nano-long-term, revolutionary. The ultra-R&D factor is user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of scalable platforms. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! The metrics for robust process management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the standard industry buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing new e-businesses? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to engineer mega-macro-transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think dynamic, best-of-breed. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to incubate compellingly leads to the power to drive mega-cyber-iteravely. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python.