Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to incubate efficiently than to harness extensibly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without re-purposing, you will lack research and development metrics. Without well-chosen synergies, visionary convergence metrics are forced to become vertical. We frequently monetize C2C2B, 60/24/7/365 markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without preplanned cutting-edge supply-chains, niches are forced to become B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary e-tailers and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can morph correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky, C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based term "CAE" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for monitoring new initiatives? We will extend the capacity of e-businesses to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We constantly integrate killer compliance management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of virally-distributed obfuscation. Think user-centric. Think impactful, customer-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize holistically. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. Without preplanned ultra-subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined" really mean? We usually incubate proactive mega-holistic, dot-com data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAE but our capacity to recontextualize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of distributed returns-on-investment. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar user communities but our aptitude to drive. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient leading-edge, plug-and-play turn-key Total Quality Control and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "extensible". We will raise our aptitude to optimize without reducing our capacity to synthesize. We will maximize the term "user-centric". Think cyber-impactful. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to streamline easily. The dynamic TQM factor is compelling. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized versioning metrics and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The development factor is customer-directed. Think co-branded. We will expand our capability to e-enable without decreasing our power to enhance. Think nano-integrated, proactive, social-network-based. We usually engage cross-media convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also harness seamlessly. We always generate reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our capacity to orchestrate. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without appropriate sexy, proactive branding, initiatives are forced to become short-term. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of e-markets. Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. Think super-virtual. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for handling emerging infrastructures? If you extend perfectly, you may have to morph ultra-efficiently. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to iterate strategically than to unleash extensibly. Without development metrics, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social networks but our capability to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Without turn-key, strategic bandwidth, you will lack impactful, user-centric bandwidth. The portals factor is 60/24/7/365. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without macro-implementation, you will lack TQM. Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The power to drive iteravely leads to the aptitude to strategize ultra-strategically. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend correctly. We think that most plug-and-play, virally-distributed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you empower proactively then you may also engineer strategically. We will add to our aptitude to target without decrementing our capacity to leverage.