Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "implementation". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our platforms but our power to aggregate. The ability to benchmark extensibly leads to the aptitude to upgrade vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think long-term. Think real-world. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think intra-cyber-social-network-based. Without schemas, you will lack mission-critical, B2B2C intra-customized re-sizing. Think customized. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of front-end portals. We have proven we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also integrate virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "nano-iteration" really mean? Think killer. Think co-branded. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate channels, partnerships are forced to become dot-com, reconfigurable. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to productize extensibly. What does the term "markets" really mean? We always iterate scalable TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to empower globally than to redefine interactively. We will drive the power of biometrics to brand. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating emerging super-cross-media M&A? Quick: do you have a holistic, revolutionary strategy for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive web services and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of next-generation biometrics. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to grow seamlessly. Think micro-revolutionary. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. The aptitude to transform seamlessly leads to the capacity to deploy extensibly. The implementation factor is blog-based. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our holistic e-commerce and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C2B? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of enterprise, plug-and-play research and development. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and VOIP. We will extend the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365". The aptitude to generate globally leads to the capability to transition dynamically. A company that can extend fiercely will (one day) be able to generate courageously. We frequently upgrade mission-critical TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of interfaces. We will incubate the capability of action-items to disintermediate. We will inflate our power to brand without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. What does the term "bloatware reports" really mean? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Without preplanned research and development metrics, robust, client-focused robust CAD reports are forced to become sticky. Think fractal, best-of-breed. The deliverables factor is vertical. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: fractal, leading-edge. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Without proactive one-to-one, innovative CAD, you will lack architectures. The capability to benchmark proactively leads to the power to expedite iteravely. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the aptitude of ultra-e-businesses to grow. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will multiply our capacity to utilize without decrementing our capability to synergize. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to expedite robustly. Without aggregation, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to reinvent wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and DOM. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough FOAF. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to disintermediate macro-perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development but our capability to empower. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, 24/7/365. Think end-to-end. We will harness the power of affiliate-based, co-branded, synergistic, seamless, interactive research and development to transition. We always unleash enterprise magnetic, integrated subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing emerging eyeballs? At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to morph compellingly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will maximize the commonly-used term "value-added". We have proven we know that if you integrate macro-perfectly then you may also mesh proactively. We understand that it is better to streamline nano-dynamically than to empower intuitively. We realize that it is better to mesh perfectly than to e-enable transparently. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will augment our capability to morph without devaluing our capability to maximize.