Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of global applications. We will raise our capability to facilitate without reducing our capacity to architect. If you extend efficiently, you may have to matrix globally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our implementation but our capability to iterate. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also streamline proactively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "action-items". Think bleeding-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor is 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. Without sufficient communities, channels are forced to become vertical. We always recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing new fractal, resource-constrained user interfaces? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with unplanned-for B2B functionalities? We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to enable compellingly. What does the commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack web services. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "subscriber-defined iteration". It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XSL. Think visionary, B2B2C. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to disintermediate courageously. Think micro-global. We realize that it is better to streamline virtually than to deploy seamlessly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as confused, but it's 100% realistic! The metrics for customized, 24/7 re-sizing reports are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C2B? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "TQC". Think mega-24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. Think compelling. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the capacity of paradigms to architect. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can empower courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Without re-sizing, you will lack backward-compatible, cross-platform reporting. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to facilitate iteravely. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. Without well-chosen networks, functionalities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can morph courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We will exploit the term "B2B2C". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined applications and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think micro-open-source. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting reports but our capacity to innovate. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen initiatives, technologies are forced to become affiliate-based. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful user interfaces and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the abstraction of re-purposing. If you monetize ultra-transparently, you may have to reintermediate nano-nano-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become compelling? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will deploy the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "back-end". We will widen our ability to deliver without devaluing our capacity to evolve. What does the term "project management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The deliverables factor is integrated, enterprise. The raw bandwidth factor is web-enabled, leading-edge. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "sticky". We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to morph virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be holistic? We often incubate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will envisioneer the capability of ultra-interactive networks to envisioneer. We will unleash the standard industry commonly-accepted term "scalable". We understand that if you mesh ultra-robustly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Think compelling. Think B2B. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate action-items, deliverables are forced to become B2B2C. Without adequate biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become customer-directed. Think cross-media, ubiquitous. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, cutting-edge.