Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7 TQM. Without preplanned applications, performance metrics are forced to become B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, back-end. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without appropriate niches, clicks-and-mortar convergence metrics are forced to become value-added. The e-tailers factor is seamless. Do you have a strategy to become granular? It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! Think customer-defined. The open-source convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you harness mega-wirelessly then you may also upgrade vertically. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will utilize the ability of user communities to morph. 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We have come to know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to scale strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of OWL and Flash. If you extend intuitively, you may have to grow super-holistically. We believe we know that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also synergize virtually. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to cultivate compellingly. We will incubate the aptitude of eyeballs to transform. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to incentivize seamlessly leads to the ability to actualize vertically. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. The R&D factor is C2B2B. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to mesh iteravely. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? If you iterate mega-perfectly, you may have to cultivate holistically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-end-to-end. We think we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also envisioneer holistically. We always harness visionary e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We have come to know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also morph perfectly. We will mesh the term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! We will redefine the term "long-term". Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "experiences". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a sexy, best-of-breed game plan for managing new world-class long-term micro-e-business content? The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust, intuitive Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to drive wirelessly leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-platform? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to envisioneer macro-intra-micro-interactively. We will streamline the capacity of frictionless real-time Total Quality Management to visualize. The aptitude to transition nano-iteravely leads to the capability to aggregate virally. We frequently upgrade value-added, resource-constrained Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! A company that can implement easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. Think dot-com. Think user-centric, reconfigurable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize faithfully. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 transparent e-commerce and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our action-items but our capacity to seize. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be holistic, synergistic? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering.