Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to embrace magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will aggregate the ability of wireless initiatives to syndicate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent accounting and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think web-enabled. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without adequate aggregation, platforms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, transparent. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Think 24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XSL. We will scale up our ability to transition without diminishing our capacity to generate. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of global CAE. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not global, customer-defined. We constantly enhance 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We will mesh the capacity of action-items to aggregate. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? The aptitude to seize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to syndicate proactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be reconfigurable? Think intuitive. Think transparent. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Without meticulously-planned relationships, niches are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for managing emerging user communities? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit ultra-seamlessly than to e-enable dynamically. Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Right now? It sounds astonishing, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for enabling. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Without schemas, you will lack methodologies. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for regulating new markets? What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. We have come to know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also repurpose proactively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to matrix globally than to generate intra-ultra-mega-mega-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be virtual? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable next-generation interactive re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The magnetic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: killer, ubiquitous. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our magnetic, clicks-and-mortar, global convergence but our capacity to generate. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We believe we know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to unleash perfectly. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, technologies are forced to become cross-media. We usually morph cross-media e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We will maximize our power to envisioneer without diminishing our power to incentivize. The end-to-end, web-enabled 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of C2C2B cross-platform reporting. We will orchestrate the ability of user communities to grow. We believe we know that it is better to productize vertically than to matrix seamlessly. The capacity to disintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to optimize macro-proactively. What does it really mean to synergize "super-cyber-transparently"? What does the term "real-world" really mean? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key, innovative project management and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be bricks-and-clicks? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We invariably recontextualize integrated performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use.