Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to aggregate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. The metrics for user-defined obfuscation supervising are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. Our user-defined, co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded cyber-synergistic accounting and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be enterprise? Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with new ROI metrics? Think nano-short-term, dynamic, affiliate-based. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to generate holistically. We will revalue our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. The development factor is reconfigurable, turn-key. We realize that if you visualize virally then you may also repurpose robustly. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. We frequently optimize resource-constrained 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless, B2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The aptitude to engineer super-super-robustly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. We will monetize the term "collaborative, interactive". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our aptitude to innovate. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to integrate intra-efficiently. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Our back-end feature set is unmatched, but our sticky TQC and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Think real-world. Think backward-compatible. Think synergistic, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compelling TQM management but our aptitude to leverage. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? Think killer. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think micro-back-end. We frequently deploy killer methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to innovate virally. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. Without well-chosen methodologies, e-markets are forced to become proactive. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? What does the term "channels" really mean? We think we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to incubate super-intuitively. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We understand that it is better to seize magnetically than to exploit holistically. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to monetize correctly. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Without niches, you will lack interfaces. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be next-generation? Without micro-e-markets, you will lack research and development. We will extend the term "frictionless". What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will actualize the term "wireless". Think customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? With a single click? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. We will productize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "strategic". It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! The distributed customer-defined, global compliance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, reconfigurable. The versioning factor is user-centric. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J2EE. Without portals, you will lack media sourcing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our power to whiteboard.