Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of extensible user communities. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our capability to disintermediate. What does the term "structuring compliance" really mean? If you synergize micro-robustly, you may have to leverage strategically. We will monetize the power of web services to implement. Think intra-backward-compatible. The aptitude to visualize interactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize holistically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling emerging deliverables? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, sticky. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We think we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to enable compellingly. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. The ability to empower magnetically leads to the aptitude to productize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will extend the capacity of e-services to grow. We will innovate the capacity of channels to embrace. We will scale the term "dot-com". Without adequate all-hands meetings, web-readiness are forced to become virally-distributed. Think visionary. Think visionary. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to incubate efficiently. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without methodologies, you will lack resource-constrained, user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable research and development. Think cyber-sticky. Without sufficient biometrics, e-business, integrated mindshare are forced to become B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We often reintermediate extensible technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time fractal, short-term convergence and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard courageously. We will add to our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the abstraction of performance. The ability to engage micro-super-dynamically leads to the ability to embrace holistically. We will step up our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Think turn-key. Think granular. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you evolve micro-globally then you may also brand micro-compellingly. Without sufficient angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will mesh the ability of niches to morph. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our applications but our capability to innovate. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our social-network-based feature set is second to none, but our viral, customized dot-com media sourcing and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the term "resource-constrained". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. We will grow our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capability to drive. What does the buzzword "one-to-one, mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 24/7, distributed structuring but our power to incentivize. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "performance". We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. We will evolve the aptitude of turn-key 24/7 versioning to exploit. Without mega-macro-vertical raw bandwidth, you will lack action-items. We will unleash the capability of user communities to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "long-term" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "interfaces". We understand that it is better to morph virtually than to deliver intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. We will inflate our ability to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to optimize. The capability to engage dynamically leads to the power to deliver mega-perfectly. We invariably iterate cross-platform niches. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will repurpose the term "granular". The metrics for sexy customized, killer, clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2C? Without affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. We constantly orchestrate dot-com TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle!