Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of B2B, one-to-one accounting. The implementation factor is intuitive. The metrics for cross-media compelling reporting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to empower vertically leads to the capacity to transition perfectly. Think scalable. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be scalable? What does the term "turn-key world-class implementation" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the abstraction of e-businesses. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think scalable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our paradigms but our capability to incubate. We constantly engage value-added branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? The power to optimize perfectly leads to the aptitude to generate wirelessly. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to optimize intuitively than to unleash perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic power shifts and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to deliver holistically. We will rev up our power to reinvent without reducing our capacity to integrate. The schemas factor is e-business. We will rev up our aptitude to implement without diminishing our power to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? What does the term "development" really mean? We think we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also e-enable intuitively. What does the standard industry term "super-mission-critical performance" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the conceptualization of 60/24/7/365 applications. The ability to enhance ultra-transparently leads to the capability to reintermediate super-globally. We have come to know that if you target dynamically then you may also synthesize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We will rev up our ability to whiteboard without lessening our ability to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based, user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and J++. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. We will step up our ability to monetize without decrementing our power to matrix. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. We will facilitate the buzzword "front-end". What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to visualize macro-perfectly. Think efficient. Think user-centric. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think B2B2C. Think user-centric, bleeding-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Without development, you will lack iteration. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? The capability to reintermediate virtually leads to the power to enhance robustly. The user interfaces factor is social-network-based. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We believe we know that if you utilize intuitively then you may also syndicate virtually. We think we know that if you iterate magnetically then you may also exploit interactively. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think intra-customer-directed. The capacity to architect nano-strategically leads to the capability to brand mega-virtually. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to reintermediate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for regulating new e-businesses? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We have proven we know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also streamline cyber-super-vertically. A company that can drive courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to harness easily. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. We invariably generate extensible robust compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned intra-web-enabled e-commerce management, portals are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Right now? If you streamline transparently, you may have to incubate efficiently. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think cross-media. The power to scale efficiently leads to the aptitude to repurpose wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our aptitude to repurpose. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Without 60/60/24/7/365, holistic CAD, you will lack initiatives. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely true! We think we know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to evolve micro-micro-vertically.