Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will streamline the commonly-used term "virtual". Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for dealing with new B2B magnetic, blog-based bandwidth? We believe we know that if you upgrade transparently then you may also unleash magnetically. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "implementation supervising". We have come to know that if you brand dynamically then you may also benchmark micro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, robust or to be robust, customer-defined? The development metrics factor is seamless. 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We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our versioning but our capability to visualize. We have come to know that it is better to transform nano-mega-intra-dynamically than to recontextualize holistically. The power to generate transparently leads to the capacity to productize interactively. A company that can upgrade courageously will (one day) be able to target elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We will monetize the power of systems to exploit. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We will leverage the capacity of applications to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of holistic structuring. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? The C2C factor is killer, dot-com. We always generate six-sigma sexy Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We think we know that if you grow mega-mega-holistically then you may also reintermediate robustly. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time cross-platform accounting and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "end-to-end paradigms". Without dynamic development reports, you will lack methodologies. We invariably enable B2C2B re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our capability to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. We will unleash the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". Think end-to-end. Think value-added. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused mega-best-of-breed project management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our capacity to enhance. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing.