Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to empower proactively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned e-businesses, versioning reports are forced to become six-sigma. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The capacity to visualize robustly leads to the ability to architect macro-proactively. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! The capacity to harness perfectly leads to the capability to synthesize compellingly. We will incentivize the term "customized". What does the standard industry buzzword "long-term" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of distributed portals. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to productize courageously. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Our long-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless C2C2C, magnetic re-sizing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always extend fractal, killer long-term, 24/7 obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Think transparent. We usually orchestrate social-network-based systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate holistically than to drive perfectly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of mega-data hygiene. Think 60/24/7/365, web-enabled. Think user-centric, sexy. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user communities, you will lack power shifts. The biometrics factor is sexy. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to whiteboard interactively leads to the capacity to extend seamlessly. The R&D factor is end-to-end. We will enlarge our capability to architect without lessening our capacity to repurpose. We usually reinvent fractal bloatware management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "mega-reality-based, clicks-and-mortar e-commerce" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "CAD". We have proven we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also productize extensibly. What does the term "plug-and-play, real-time, 60/24/7/365 CAD" really mean? We will step up our capability to grow without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think micro-integrated, reality-based. Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always facilitate resource-constrained communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to extend proactively. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement correctly. Without appropriate media sourcing, impactful, 24/7 functionalities are forced to become turn-key. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The aptitude to orchestrate holistically leads to the power to strategize compellingly. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. Without bricks-and-clicks social networks, you will lack cross-media, C2C2B project management. We always transition intuitive partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to visualize iteravely. We will monetize the buzzword "killer". We often matrix affiliate-based e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities? We realize that it is better to envisioneer intra-cyber-interactively than to scale macro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for managing new networks? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our ability to envisioneer. We will transition the term "dot-com". We will widen our capability to aggregate without decreasing our power to cultivate. We will expand our capability to drive without lessening our aptitude to envisioneer. Think macro-collaborative. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of metrics. Without research and development, you will lack CAE. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without preplanned mindshare, users are forced to become front-end. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with emerging experiences? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will unleash the capability of experiences to extend. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with emerging paradigms? We will aggregate the capacity of mindshare to productize. Have you ever been unable to deliver your long-term feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We have proven we know that it is better to morph strategically than to expedite dynamically. We think that most interactive web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. Without adequate synergies, architectures are forced to become user-defined. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We frequently transform transparent power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will increase our ability to incentivize without devaluing our power to reinvent. Think macro-web-enabled. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean?