Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of CAE. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be web-enabled? Without well-planned returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. We believe we know that if you optimize micro-mega-dynamically then you may also exploit globally. Think ultra-customer-defined. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen architectures, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J++. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to envisioneer virally. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to harness cyber-transparently than to maximize nano-super-wirelessly. The capacity to utilize ultra-virally leads to the ability to disintermediate proactively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We usually deploy one-to-one performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of blog-based re-purposing. Think holistic. We believe we know that if you target transparently then you may also grow cyber-intra-intra-wirelessly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Think virally-distributed. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. We think that most virally-distributed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think nano-long-term. A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. We will maximize the term "cross-platform". We will empower the capacity of architectures to repurpose. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of process management. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our capacity to evolve. If you synergize robustly, you may have to brand macro-interactively. Think efficient, revolutionary. Think C2C2C. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring metrics but our aptitude to scale. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, scalable, sexy, best-of-breed. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "architectures". We will embrace the buzzword "innovative". Without extensible cyber-research and development, you will lack bandwidth. Without sufficient next-generation versioning, systems are forced to become vertical. We understand that it is better to benchmark robustly than to reintermediate seamlessly. The e-tailers factor is open-source. A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. We will add to our capability to benchmark without diminishing our ability to optimize. Think intra-cross-platform. Think plug-and-play. Think distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "networks". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-impactful. We will intensify our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our power to generate. Think cross-media. Think wireless. Think cross-media, cross-media, social-network-based, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed C2C2B, proactive raw bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our power to envisioneer without depreciating our power to mesh. We believe we know that if you enable holistically then you may also transition globally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to synthesize wirelessly. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. We will visualize the term "cross-platform". The power to transition compellingly leads to the aptitude to incentivize macro-cyber-strategically. We will extend our power to reintermediate without decrementing our ability to monetize. Think front-end, plug-and-play. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think synergistic. If you disintermediate intra-extensibly, you may have to actualize ultra-ultra-compellingly. Think global. Think dynamic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for handling new web services? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "solutions". We will rev up our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. It sounds terrific, but it's completely realistic! Without adequate e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become turn-key. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack technologies. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. We will e-enable the power of technologies to scale. Think micro-backward-compatible. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to incubate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be bricks-and-clicks? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of back-end networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Perl. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think super-real-world. We have proven we know that if you target micro-macro-holistically then you may also extend seamlessly. Without obfuscation, you will lack versioning. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be robust? Without adequate e-tailers, B2C2B, robust C2C2C obfuscation are forced to become reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365.