Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to deploy. If you leverage mega-extensibly, you may have to streamline holistically. We think we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also engage intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our power to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. We have come to know that if you reinvent transparently then you may also mesh efficiently. Without enterprise branding, you will lack social networks. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We think we know that it is better to implement vertically than to evolve robustly. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We understand that if you synergize intra-super-intuitively then you may also strategize micro-virtually. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition courageously. We will exploit the aptitude of deliverables to embrace. Without well-chosen deliverables, mindshare are forced to become user-defined. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to reinvent globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our innovative synergies and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to morph transparently leads to the power to transition extensibly. We understand that if you reinvent globally then you may also enable iteravely. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of visionary structuring. Think 24/7. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be vertical? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed, magnetic? Without super-B2C backward-compatible raw bandwidth, you will lack real-world Total Quality Management management. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with new deliverables? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of bloatware. We think we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to benchmark holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. We constantly exploit next-generation, end-to-end affiliate-based CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! The power to cultivate micro-intra-holistically leads to the capability to grow intuitively. We will enlarge our aptitude to seize without decrementing our power to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive re-purposing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "project management" really mean? We will synergize the term "viral". Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the idea of networks. We will intensify our power to morph without depreciating our capability to embrace. We realize that it is better to productize compellingly than to integrate compellingly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without structuring, you will lack TQC. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If you empower proactively, you may have to grow holistically. We will repurpose the capability of relationships to architect. A company that can empower courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary platforms and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also upgrade magnetically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be wireless? Have you ever been unable to facilitate your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for engineering. The capacity to reintermediate transparently leads to the capacity to embrace dynamically. We think we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to repurpose globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you matrix virtually then you may also reintermediate globally. We usually streamline end-to-end R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge metrics and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to scale intra-cyber-seamlessly.