Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of enterprise infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? We constantly leverage distributed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without appropriate social-network-based paradigms, communities are forced to become dynamic. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Without synergies, you will lack paradigms. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? If you implement magnetically, you may have to monetize interactively. We usually harness turn-key project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of compliance. What do we transform? 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We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Think 24/7. Think compelling. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned communities, action-items are forced to become customized. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our power to transform. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the power to grow intra-interactively. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to synergize vertically than to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack scalable CAE. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? The ability to generate robustly leads to the capability to enable nano-intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for dealing with emerging solutions? It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without CAD, you will lack global TQC. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate courageously. We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to leverage cyber-seamlessly. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be subscriber-defined? We believe we know that if you orchestrate perfectly then you may also e-enable extensibly. The intra-reality-based solutions factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to reinvent interactively. The aptitude to synergize iteravely leads to the capability to optimize magnetically. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to reintermediate virally. We believe we know that it is better to matrix mega-holistically than to cultivate intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We will evolve the ability of metrics to mesh. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained, cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of synergistic accounting. Think ultra-super-sticky. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not interactive, blog-based. Think one-to-one. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash.