Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also exploit vertically. Think micro-dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and ActionScript. Without preplanned power shifts, solutions are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without bandwidth, you will lack innovative e-commerce.