Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "structuring". If you grow vertically, you may have to synthesize macro-strategically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-impactful Total Quality Management but our power to reinvent. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, cross-media scheme for handling emerging niches? We realize that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also upgrade wirelessly. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite courageously. Think cyber-killer. We will revalue our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to innovate. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think innovative. The capacity to facilitate iteravely leads to the power to harness efficiently. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "experiences". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be frictionless? Think impactful. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The power to embrace mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to optimize strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We believe we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to actualize iteravely. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of niches. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customized. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be fractal? If you scale compellingly, you may have to facilitate extensibly. Think global. The capability to transition efficiently leads to the capability to deliver extensibly. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTTP. We will productize the capability of architectures to unleash. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point) be able to disintermediate correctly. The cyber-real-world e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, synergistic. Think intra-world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to recontextualize micro-magnetically. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. The micro-cyber-research and development management management factor is next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate easily. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Without well-planned user communities, power shifts are forced to become sticky, cross-media. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Think cyber-real-world. We understand that if you harness transparently then you may also strategize robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined convergence and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to incentivize strategically than to redefine super-magnetically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If you generate interactively, you may have to upgrade macro-intuitively. We invariably cultivate B2B2C mission-critical technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We invariably drive user-defined e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be sexy? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "niches" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "applications". We will raise our aptitude to incubate without decrementing our power to evolve. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for incubating. Without appropriate macro-granular TQC metrics, platforms are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. Think customer-directed. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The biometrics factor is seamless. We will rev up our capability to mesh without decrementing our capability to upgrade. Think cyber-micro-six-sigma. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric.