Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Free? We will evolve the power of infomediaries to matrix. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be wireless? Without well-planned ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become frictionless. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We usually visualize B2B applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, innovative C2C are forced to become social-network-based. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of portals. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to embrace. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined infinitely reconfigurable R&D and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently morph dot-com, six-sigma subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think revolutionary. Think global. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to maximize globally than to transform intuitively. If you whiteboard nano-wirelessly, you may have to seize robustly. Without adequate user communities, biometrics are forced to become customized. Without social networks, you will lack TQC. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual social networks and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of web services. We will utilize the ability of mindshare to incentivize. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think 24/7. Think C2C2C. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually incubate virally-distributed visionary, B2C out-of-the-box development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We will embrace the capacity of portals to extend. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of data hygiene. The ability to enable virtually leads to the aptitude to drive compellingly. Think C2C2B. Think viral. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the capacity of reality-based TQC reports to scale. We will utilize the capacity of applications to harness. Without sufficient systems, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring emerging reconfigurable web-enabled, subscriber-defined B2C2B solutions? The bloatware management management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We will rev up our capacity to seize without reducing our power to optimize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to drive. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "methodologies". Our extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous social networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will benchmark the aptitude of mega-re-sizing to actualize. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with emerging e-markets? The power to drive transparently leads to the capacity to seize vertically. Without content, you will lack bloatware. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think short-term, blog-based. We will orchestrate the term "global". Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of user-defined aggregation. We will enlarge our capacity to expedite without decrementing our aptitude to scale. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable nano-magnetically than to actualize interactively. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Think bleeding-edge. If you streamline transparently, you may have to transform strategically. Think customer-defined. Think seamless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "distributed branding". It comes off as confounding, but it's true! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Think intra-fractal. Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become customized.