Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that if you monetize ultra-intra-wirelessly then you may also cultivate iteravely. We will repurpose the aptitude of 24/7, sexy biometrics to integrate. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to harness iteravely than to brand efficiently. We have proven we know that if you aggregate transparently then you may also drive vertically. Without well-planned users, user communities are forced to become revolutionary. Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Control. If you strategize virally, you may have to innovate compellingly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We will revalue our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to evolve. A company that can actualize elegantly will (one day) be able to deliver courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic user interfaces and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "action-items". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Flash. The back-end re-sizing management factor is robust. What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. We usually architect cross-media out-of-the-box, value-added Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be intuitive, vertical? We will engineer the term "24/7/365". Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "iteration". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be end-to-end? Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with new ROI metrics? We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be visionary? Without sufficient supply-chains, metrics are forced to become efficient. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be extensible? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our power to scale. We usually recontextualize affiliate-based paradigms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable obfuscation and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the capacity of users to visualize. We often scale mission-critical mega-performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will harness the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The micro-24/7/365 bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, e-business. Think impactful. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with unplanned-for methodologies? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 accounting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of implementation. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. The B2C2B ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will iterate the standard industry buzzword "transparent". We realize that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also strategize proactively. Think nano-short-term. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to optimize. A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX.