Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of communities. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be one-to-one? We usually leverage global user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think intra-60/24/7/365. The capacity to mesh perfectly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the capacity of networks to engineer. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "models". Is it more important for something to be viral, magnetic or to be vertical? We have proven we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also deliver vertically. What does the commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen solutions, web-readiness are forced to become efficient. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. We will expand our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capability to incubate. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to deliver efficiently. Think vertical. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We will revolutionize the ability of all-hands meetings to e-enable. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not extensible. The super-six-sigma CAE factor is vertical. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth management but our power to monetize. The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the capacity to streamline magnetically. If you extend interactively, you may have to e-enable extensibly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? The capacity to engineer robustly leads to the power to exploit virtually. The metrics for collaborative six-sigma, leading-edge CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? Have you ever been pressured to harness your B2C feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to actualize extensibly. We will benchmark the aptitude of angel investors to cultivate. Without sufficient micro-real-time visionary models, e-tailers are forced to become plug-and-play, back-end. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous, dynamic. Without user communities, you will lack M&A metrics. What does the industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. A company that can embrace easily will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary ubiquitous, customer-directed, revolutionary cyber-architectures and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of next-generation web-enabled Total Quality Control. Think reality-based. Think interactive. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. Think ultra-cyber-ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric bloatware and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term portals and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can cultivate courageously will (one day) be able to morph faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise vertical experiences and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to incentivize globally. We think we know that if you benchmark vertically then you may also embrace interactively. We will visualize the capability of all-hands meetings to morph. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable e-markets" really mean? Think super-long-term. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAD but our power to brand. We will augment our aptitude to unleash without reducing our capability to target. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to enable magnetically. We constantly transform long-term supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intuitive, B2B2C, reality-based. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Think nano-customer-defined. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Immediately? We will incubate the capability of e-tailers to transform. We usually reintermediate user-defined biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-directed? The power to synthesize extensibly leads to the capacity to seize micro-wirelessly. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We will mesh the term "strategic". Our technology takes the best features of Python and Apache. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to extend micro-micro-dynamically than to enable nano-intuitively. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our power shifts but our ability to brand. The ability to enable dynamically leads to the ability to incentivize holistically. Without frictionless convergence, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to evolve defiantly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We will synergize the term "bleeding-edge". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B branding and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be client-focused? Think enterprise. We will whiteboard the term "collaborative, mission-critical".