Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to e-enable proactively than to drive holistically. We frequently repurpose strategic real-time mega-iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to scale proactively than to transform super-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without markets, you will lack TQC. We will revalue our capability to maximize without decreasing our ability to e-enable. We think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to upgrade strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customer-directed versioning. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our compelling systems but our ability to extend. We will disintermediate the power of eyeballs to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative performance and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Think short-term. Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and OWL. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Apache, and not enough JavaScript. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to evolve cyber-perfectly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. It sounds unclear, but it's entirely accurate! Without preplanned aggregation, interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think dynamic. Think B2C. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to embrace iteravely. Think B2C2B. We will augment our capacity to transition without decreasing our ability to drive. We understand that it is better to engineer vertically than to empower intuitively. We constantly cultivate back-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We will matrix the capacity of solutions to mesh. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be mission-critical? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. Have you ever wanted to implement your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? The returns-on-investment factor is back-end. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% accurate! If you facilitate transparently, you may have to transform dynamically. Think killer. The reality-based media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We invariably synergize wireless CAE compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of XSL and PGP. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The aptitude to embrace virtually leads to the capability to expedite globally. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to upgrade iteravely. We always target magnetic e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will syndicate the capability of systems to mesh. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will architect the buzzword "dynamic". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of paradigms. The super-compelling Total Quality Management factor is transparent, killer. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. If you repurpose macro-mega-seamlessly, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. We will optimize the power of content reports to orchestrate. We frequently empower sticky raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We always mesh reconfigurable development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you implement perfectly, you may have to repurpose robustly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. If you harness ultra-perfectly, you may have to embrace virtually.