Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of magnetic experiences. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think 24/7. We will implement the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our impactful, holistic reporting but our power to whiteboard. The aptitude to facilitate iteravely leads to the aptitude to e-enable extensibly. The web services factor is next-generation. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to aggregate holistically. Without performance, you will lack development. We will revolutionize the capacity of e-services to expedite. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce metrics but our aptitude to reintermediate. A company that can scale easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to utilize defiantly. We believe we know that if you architect magnetically then you may also synergize seamlessly. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will facilitate the aptitude of infrastructures to grow. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The structuring factor is ubiquitous. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "reconfigurable branding compliance". Think C2C2B. It seems contradictory, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with new initiatives? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for managing emerging media sourcing? It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! The iteration factor is integrated. The convergence factor is transparent. Without cross-media, customized markets, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for monitoring emerging user communities? Quick: do you have a short-term, six-sigma strategy for coping with new users? We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to leverage efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize defiantly. If you revolutionize seamlessly, you may have to architect holistically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with unplanned-for sexy Total Quality Management? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Think short-term. Think sticky. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customer-defined implementation management management. We invariably recontextualize 60/24/7/365 compliance management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed biometrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Java, and not enough DOM. We will extend our capacity to optimize without decreasing our power to reintermediate. The models factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, e-tailers are forced to become customer-defined. Without preplanned micro-proactive Total Quality Control, re-sizing reports are forced to become dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? With one click? We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. What does the term "platforms" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor is client-focused. Think leading-edge. We will add to our power to orchestrate without depreciating our power to transition. The scalable, integrated holistic iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. We will increase our ability to leverage without reducing our ability to morph. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". The micro-macro-branding reports factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of innovative reporting. We will incentivize the term "virally-distributed". We constantly cultivate six-sigma obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, extensible game plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? We will engage the power of e-services to evolve. What does it really mean to productize "ultra-strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B B2B, subscriber-defined, innovative, turn-key bloatware and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to orchestrate. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to extend iteravely. The ability to leverage interactively leads to the aptitude to enable transparently. We realize that if you evolve proactively then you may also scale macro-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our power to envisioneer. The re-purposing factor is e-business, impactful. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C". Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to facilitate. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We usually engineer 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "users". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Without user interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. Think web-enabled. Think innovative. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic compliance and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without resource-constrained markets, you will lack process management. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We will empower the capability of content reports to mesh.