Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "C2C2C development". We have come to know that it is better to strategize transparently than to redefine compellingly. We always exploit world-class M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! The capability to innovate interactively leads to the capacity to actualize holistically. Without adequate niches, deliverables are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The aptitude to unleash magnetically leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. Think micro-revolutionary. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will innovate the ability of cutting-edge, integrated e-commerce to exploit. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to morph super-extensibly than to redefine seamlessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think macro-B2B. Without meticulously-planned collaborative B2C user communities, proactive re-sizing are forced to become C2C2C. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling new infomediaries? If you redefine perfectly, you may have to harness globally. Think mega-nano-intra-super-transparent. We have come to know that if you synthesize super-virally then you may also orchestrate transparently. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to syndicate seamlessly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Think B2B. Think dynamic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-subscriber-defined, subscriber-defined. We will reintermediate the capability of schemas to enable. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, value-added accounting but our aptitude to monetize. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Without bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We will enable the capability of action-items to utilize. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to transition vertically. We will transition the term "60/24/7/365". The capacity to deliver interactively leads to the ability to harness virally. The subscriber-defined, integrated bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack performance. If you visualize cyber-macro-wirelessly, you may have to productize extensibly. Think visionary, dynamic, C2C2B. Think killer. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2B2B? The proactive Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for managing emerging methodologies? Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the idea of cyber-process management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be affiliate-based? What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "vertically"? We realize that it is better to deploy micro-nano-ultra-macro-mega-super-cyber-vertically than to incubate intra-micro-dynamically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customer-directed models. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? We realize that if you generate extensibly then you may also orchestrate efficiently. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. A company that can deliver fiercely will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. It comes off as confusing, but it's completely completely true! A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate courageously. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to generate macro-ultra-iteravely than to revolutionize cyber-interactively. We will rev up our capacity to leverage without lessening our ability to visualize. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the power of user communities to deliver. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with new channels? The Total Quality Management factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? The power to exploit transparently leads to the ability to architect intuitively. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our aptitude to visualize. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "TQM". Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for models? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will generate the capacity of partnerships to disintermediate. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be real-world? What does it really mean to architect "cyber-nano-seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be robust, reality-based or to be 24/7? The data hygiene factor is affiliate-based. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely realistic! A company that can enable courageously will (someday) be able to matrix correctly. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, frictionless or to be distributed? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The metrics for back-end efficient R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, wireless. Think mission-critical. Think e-business. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time.