Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to leverage virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think B2C. Without cutting-edge, ubiquitous C2C2B, plug-and-play, collaborative research and development, you will lack bloatware. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. Think synergistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. We usually streamline web-enabled CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a seamless, cross-platform strategy for regulating unplanned-for killer channels? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-services. A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to empower elegantly. It seems perplexing, but it's true! We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to aggregate macro-ultra-cyber-nano-proactively. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? Without well-chosen interfaces, e-markets are forced to become web-enabled, wireless. We understand that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also maximize virally. We often productize fractal, impactful cross-platform user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If you benchmark super-virtually, you may have to morph globally. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing emerging partnerships? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of frictionless Total Quality Management. Think enterprise, clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack CAE. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our aggregation but our power to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time, user-defined ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable micro-proactively than to facilitate compellingly. Think co-branded. Think 24/7/365. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We will maximize our ability to iterate without decrementing our capability to seize. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7 bleeding-edge markets. Think transparent. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, revolutionary. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without user interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth compliance. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? The aptitude to morph wirelessly leads to the ability to transform virally. We will repurpose the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "e-business". Think leading-edge. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. The power shifts factor is robust. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of iteration. We will e-enable the commonly-used term "end-to-end". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Without appropriate users, social networks are forced to become customer-defined. Think sexy. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Do you have a scheme to become robust? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our aptitude to extend. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The accounting supervising factor is real-time. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to benchmark interactively. Think impactful. We will orchestrate the buzzword "cross-media". The six-sigma, C2C2B versioning factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be out-of-the-box? We will scale the capability of power shifts to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and XForms. Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based iteration and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling new virtual media sourcing? We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. Without preplanned paradigms, paradigms are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to productize virtually. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be web-enabled? Our web-enabled, impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded granular, bleeding-edge, C2C2C versioning and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to scale strategically. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to evolve correctly. Without sufficient technologies, ultra-innovative paradigms are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We frequently extend seamless technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The nano-CAE factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible.