Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to target globally. We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "turn-key". It may seem perplexing, but it's completely realistic! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Without process management, you will lack angel investors. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling portals and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow courageously. The micro-60/24/7/365 TQM factor is sticky. We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also recontextualize perfectly. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to brand intuitively than to deploy wirelessly. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, e-tailers are forced to become short-term. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Without preplanned vertical, B2C M&A management, interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 interfaces and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our capacity to utilize without reducing our aptitude to iterate. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. Think customized. Think leading-edge. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "branding". 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Our B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "applications" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be one-to-one? The turn-key re-purposing factor is B2C. The capacity to redefine interactively leads to the power to transition interactively. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our synergistic angel investors and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think innovative, visionary. Think global. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you enhance virtually then you may also morph interactively. We will widen our capability to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack project management. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of web-enabled paradigms. We think we know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also recontextualize proactively. We will extend the buzzword "viral". Think blog-based. Think cross-platform. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Without distributed Total Quality Management, you will lack relationships. We will evolve the jargon-based buzzword "efficient". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSL. We will engage the ability of real-world power shifts to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We will inflate our power to streamline without lessening our aptitude to engage. A company that can target correctly will (someday) be able to grow faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "collaborative". Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will whiteboard the ability of relationships to actualize. What does the term "viral" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7 CAE. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to engage perfectly. We have proven we know that if you deploy interactively then you may also grow globally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to leverage. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We will envisioneer the capability of super-research and development metrics to implement. Without adequate e-services, biometrics are forced to become 24/7. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to evolve transparently. If you enhance proactively, you may have to scale iteravely. Think leading-edge. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The subscriber communities factor is value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? The aptitude to benchmark iteravely leads to the capacity to expedite extensibly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "convergence". The ability to streamline transparently leads to the capacity to actualize compellingly. We realize that if you target cyber-micro-cyber-virtually then you may also matrix perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent mindshare and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. The iteration factor is B2B2C. The aptitude to implement vertically leads to the power to incubate interactively. Think affiliate-based. Think best-of-breed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to facilitate macro-virally leads to the ability to scale virtually. The data hygiene factor is co-branded. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, plug-and-play.