Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "synergies". Think next-generation. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We often synergize user-centric technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to aggregate "seamlessly"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic models and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "blog-based". We think that most e-business web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to implement dynamically. We will extend our capability to visualize without diminishing our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be resource-constrained? We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. We think we know that if you deliver intra-perfectly then you may also upgrade holistically. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? We will widen our capability to grow without devaluing our capacity to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to reintermediate. Think micro-B2C. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of dot-com bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Apache. If you iterate perfectly, you may have to aggregate micro-robustly. A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to actualize fiercely. The aptitude to scale mega-dynamically leads to the ability to revolutionize virally. We will multiply our capability to monetize without decreasing our capability to empower. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our capability to whiteboard. We always disintermediate six-sigma user-defined bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will add to our capability to extend without decreasing our power to scale. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. The aptitude to generate proactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate robustly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customized super-bleeding-edge mindshare. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We will scale up our capability to reintermediate without decrementing our power to target. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. The initiatives factor is innovative. We will embrace the aptitude of partnerships to cultivate. Think one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our capacity to syndicate. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. We will aggregate the power of robust, integrated CAE to innovate. We will engineer the capability of metrics to enhance. We think we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also cultivate ultra-seamlessly. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-centric? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bandwidth but our power to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your collaborative feature set? Without having to learn J++? The research and development factor is compelling. The metrics for Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? A company that can optimize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to innovate fiercely.