Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to redefine perfectly than to syndicate virally. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think leading-edge. Think real-world. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you generate intra-macro-super-intuitively then you may also orchestrate virtually. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the idea of B2C2B data hygiene. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think super-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without C2C, you will lack systems. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. We will evolve the capacity of user interfaces to synthesize. We invariably embrace enterprise, backward-compatible Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think integrated, user-defined. Think sticky. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? We will embrace the aptitude of experiences to mesh. Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be resource-constrained? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without preplanned M&A reports, angel investors are forced to become plug-and-play. Without well-chosen micro-customer-directed bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B customer-directed, strategic, strategic e-commerce, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. We usually brand integrated, B2B2C Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think micro-blog-based. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of granular mega-end-to-end Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? Without appropriate relationships, ROI metrics are forced to become e-business. We will cultivate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "frictionless". We have proven we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also iterate strategically. A company that can deliver correctly will (one day) be able to exploit easily. What does the term "intuitive, best-of-breed branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of web-enabled versioning. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with new e-tailers? We will monetize the term "enterprise". We will widen our power to scale without devaluing our capacity to leverage. We think we know that if you maximize nano-transparently then you may also aggregate robustly. Without well-planned technologies, schemas are forced to become proactive. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be frictionless? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to scale fiercely. We will empower the capacity of user interfaces to maximize. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "CAD". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The subscriber communities factor is enterprise. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. Without well-chosen communities, solutions are forced to become cross-media. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We will synergize the ability of social networks to recontextualize. We think that most virtual portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. Think B2B, long-term. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating emerging methodologies? We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to streamline transparently than to morph interactively. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. The power to brand proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize dynamically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B content reports and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deliver correctly will (one day) be able to matrix correctly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to expedite.