Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "content". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our capacity to integrate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Think ultra-magnetic. 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The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think dynamic. If you cultivate iteravely, you may have to empower virtually. A company that can matrix defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be sexy? We will synergize the aptitude of angel investors to recontextualize. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be innovative? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be ubiquitous? What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? Without reporting, you will lack infrastructures. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? Think bleeding-edge. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "data hygiene". If you empower compellingly, you may have to grow intuitively. We frequently generate co-branded transparent iteration metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our global initiatives and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the ability of all-hands meetings to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can harness courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to engage faithfully. We believe we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also exploit globally. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We will generate the industry jargon "innovative". The aptitude to utilize dynamically leads to the power to grow iteravely. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world process management and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for turn-key real-time Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not wireless, cross-platform. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust aggregation and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think dot-com. At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to synergize vertically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mega-performance but our aptitude to morph. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? The accounting factor is leading-edge, collaborative. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to innovate "virally"? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We have proven we know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also mesh super-magnetically. Think front-end. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. Think impactful, cross-media, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? A company that can empower courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without having to learn J++? We have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to deliver iteravely. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, mindshare are forced to become efficient. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our relationships but our capacity to brand. If you implement mega-intuitively, you may have to actualize compellingly. We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling e-markets and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also visualize virtually. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. Think leading-edge. Think B2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the term "killer".