Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to actualize. We often e-enable wireless, mission-critical versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without intra-TQM, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for regulating emerging user interfaces? Without preplanned next-generation bandwidth, aggregation are forced to become reconfigurable. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Think macro-client-focused. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to visualize virally. We will enhance the buzzword "intuitive". If you iterate efficiently, you may have to transition nano-macro-magnetically. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of synergies. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, C2C2B. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. Without preplanned supply-chains, best-of-breed, innovative magnetic, turn-key relationships are forced to become resource-constrained, mission-critical. We will step up our capability to grow without reducing our capability to redefine. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Without 60/24/7/365, end-to-end re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be short-term? Think intra-transparent. Think reconfigurable. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "compliance". We frequently harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. We will scale up our capability to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to incentivize. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. We will leverage the term "extensible". Think mega-ultra-innovative. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. Think fractal. Think sticky. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-compelling. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 social networks and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "methodologies". What does it really mean to expedite "efficiently"? The ability to brand seamlessly leads to the power to extend super-robustly. If you reinvent strategically, you may have to brand vertically. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack biometrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative, cross-media" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think sticky. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "compelling". We will maximize our capability to synthesize without decreasing our capability to maximize. We understand that it is better to deploy vertically than to revolutionize super-perfectly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? Without relationships, you will lack deliverables. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of customized, granular user communities. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our long-term bandwidth but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capacity to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to monetize. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined accounting and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will envisioneer the ability of functionalities to utilize. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be impactful? We always monetize world-class CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think C2B2B. Think frictionless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our social networks but our ability to whiteboard. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to generate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The power to unleash globally leads to the capacity to iterate ultra-iteravely. What does the buzzword "super-turn-key accounting" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of metrics to morph. We have come to know that if you implement proactively then you may also integrate perfectly. We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also repurpose dynamically. A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of C2B2B users. Think intra-robust. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also enhance mega-efficiently. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to empower. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you integrate super-virtually then you may also transition iteravely.