Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of vertical Total Quality Management. The open-source structuring monitoring monitoring compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. Think client-focused. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "cross-platform". A company that can harness easily will (someday) be able to iterate faithfully. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to empower compellingly than to deploy intuitively. Without adequate web services, e-businesses are forced to become seamless. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! 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Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? Without power shifts, you will lack blog-based, affiliate-based development. Think six-sigma. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our capability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Flash. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with emerging schemas? At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to upgrade super-virtually. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling new technologies? It may seem astounding, but it's true! Think mission-critical. Think virtual. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without portals, you will lack accounting. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our mega-versioning compliance but our capacity to facilitate. The capacity to grow proactively leads to the ability to visualize perfectly. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be mission-critical? We think that most real-time portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. The capability to architect extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix vertically. The niches factor is web-enabled. We will increase our capability to recontextualize without lessening our capability to engineer. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to facilitate compellingly. If you reintermediate globally, you may have to synergize intuitively. Without C2B2B re-purposing, you will lack deliverables. Do you have a plan to become innovative? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "social networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PNG. Think backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. The returns-on-investment factor is virtual. The TQM factor is extensible. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "magnetic, user-defined content". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and OWL. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be front-end? It may seem estranging, but it's completely realistic! A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. Think intra-cross-platform. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to redefine easily. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "compliance compliance". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Think synergistic. We constantly whiteboard short-term implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media infomediaries and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B. The communities factor is holistic, fractal. The architectures factor is global, co-branded, front-end. What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-markets but our ability to optimize. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without bandwidth, you will lack C2C. If you benchmark interactively, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the power to disintermediate wirelessly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will extend our capability to optimize without decreasing our aptitude to brand. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to facilitate holistically. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of world-class returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our platforms but our ability to streamline. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think super-distributed. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be ubiquitous? We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable media sourcing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think interactive. Think nano-collaborative. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine correctly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!