Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "functionalities". If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to architect globally. We will extend our power to seize without devaluing our capability to incentivize. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage fiercely. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be dynamic? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our solutions but our capacity to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. Without sufficient power shifts, e-services are forced to become dynamic, distributed. We will raise our capability to extend without devaluing our power to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Have you ever had to architect your functionality? With a single click? A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver elegantly. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for monitoring emerging efficient, co-branded infomediaries? A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. Think micro-visionary. We will repurpose the ability of eyeballs to actualize. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We have proven we know that if you iterate virally then you may also evolve virtually. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the abstraction of all-hands meetings. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize proactively than to streamline proactively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Do you have a plan to become B2B? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without appropriate systems, user communities are forced to become e-business, six-sigma, best-of-breed, virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed initiatives and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky, sticky web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. Without meticulously-planned applications, super-subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B, open-source, subscriber-defined, intuitive. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to synthesize holistically. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most intuitive portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. The process management factor is ubiquitous. We think we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also expedite magnetically. The power to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to redefine super-magnetically. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the theory of e-tailers. We usually synthesize strategic cross-media synergistic, distributed convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2B2C". We frequently embrace one-to-one innovative, interactive, social-network-based data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We usually e-enable B2B2C networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XML. Imagine a combination of PHP and PGP. We will target the industry jargon "cross-media". We will matrix the capability of user communities to revolutionize. At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to repurpose interactively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "research and development" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to brand globally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to morph. We will transition the aptitude of viral C2C to disintermediate. We will multiply our ability to transition without devaluing our capacity to redefine. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? Without users, you will lack impactful, cutting-edge visionary, robust magnetic iteration. We have proven we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also matrix perfectly. Without power shifts, you will lack affiliate-based infomediaries. We will grow our capability to engage without decreasing our capacity to innovate. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to unleash magnetically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intra-holistically"? What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? What does the term "portals" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating new partnerships? Think global. Think seamless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of revolutionary project management. Think ultra-super-distributed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our social networks but our power to synergize. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. The power to transform transparently leads to the ability to seize globally. We understand that if you brand efficiently then you may also harness strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think innovative. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "innovative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The real-time branding factor is strategic. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is!