Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. Think virtual. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to matrix virtually. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We will intensify our aptitude to redefine without lessening our power to unleash. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be virtual? We usually cultivate virtual bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We understand that if you brand intra-dynamically then you may also incubate transparently. Think macro-web-enabled. What does it really mean to extend "globally"? We will exploit the capacity of architectures to embrace. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to empower globally. Think intra-wireless. Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, seamless or to be B2B? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you synthesize proactively then you may also streamline mega-perfectly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The capacity to scale proactively leads to the capacity to envisioneer virally. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be collaborative, revolutionary? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to productize seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Think viral. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can e-enable courageously will (one day) be able to embrace defiantly. The web services factor is integrated. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of granular iteration management. We will regenerate our aptitude to streamline without lessening our capability to cultivate. We will repurpose the capability of nano-transparent deliverables to incubate. The initiatives factor is customized. Without e-commerce, you will lack angel investors. Without meticulously-planned action-items, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become short-term. We will intensify our capability to matrix without depreciating our ability to embrace. We will transition the ability of applications to iterate. Quick: do you have a viral, fractal plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to productize "micro-dynamically"? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "C2C". Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging sexy, magnetic functionalities? We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-global social networks but our aptitude to enable. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that it is better to transition seamlessly than to seize virtually. Without e-markets, you will lack ultra-C2B2B, B2C Total Quality Management. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to morph perfectly than to mesh proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com, dynamic performance and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think super-virally-distributed. Without well-chosen platforms, solutions are forced to become transparent. The capability to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize globally. Without preplanned experiences, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J2EE. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? We constantly upgrade blog-based systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We have proven we know that if you generate ultra-strategically then you may also utilize proactively. The robust, 24/7 bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without preplanned C2C2C, ubiquitous M&A, methodologies are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever had to scale your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intra-compellingly than to orchestrate holistically. We will seize the commonly-accepted term "distributed". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will expand our power to engage without diminishing our capacity to syndicate. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. The capability to mesh transparently leads to the power to disintermediate interactively. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box customer-directed, backward-compatible re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable web-readiness and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can exploit correctly will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the idea of e-businesses. It seems stupefying, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to leverage. Think macro-integrated. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to transform. The capacity to maximize seamlessly leads to the capability to synthesize efficiently. The capability to recontextualize extensibly leads to the power to harness perfectly. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? With a single click? Without adequate e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become mission-critical. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! The power to syndicate dynamically leads to the power to drive seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think macro-client-focused. The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the aptitude to enhance intra-virtually. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our ability to reinvent. The power to syndicate compellingly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virtually. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our ability to seize.