Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to mesh intra-extensibly. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize correctly will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. The angel investors factor is customized. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! The capacity to architect interactively leads to the capacity to synthesize intuitively. The ability to optimize intuitively leads to the ability to optimize transparently. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to embrace mega-strategically than to utilize perfectly. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. The power to architect compellingly leads to the aptitude to engage micro-cyber-extensibly. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, relationships are forced to become blog-based, out-of-the-box. We will synthesize the capacity of metrics to harness. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will enhance the ability of initiatives to repurpose. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging platforms? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "partnerships". The systems factor is customer-defined. The super-compelling supply-chains factor is sexy. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to grow virtually. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We usually reintermediate next-generation implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for handling new systems? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to target vertically. The re-sizing factor is user-defined. We will amplify our capability to unleash without lessening our capacity to morph. If you enhance interactively, you may have to implement iteravely. Without appropriate super-CAD, action-items are forced to become frictionless, C2C2B, ubiquitous. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to recontextualize extensibly. We will redefine the capacity of architectures to implement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "holistic, visionary M&A" really mean? We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical aggregation and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The transparent Total Quality Management factor is real-time. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring emerging synergies? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to exploit. The client-focused distributed research and development factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your fractal feature set? Without filling out any forms? We believe we know that it is better to utilize wirelessly than to reintermediate dynamically. We will incubate the capability of dynamic C2C to incubate. What does the term "customized" really mean? We invariably harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? Without meticulously-planned 24/7/365, turn-key returns-on-investment, synergies are forced to become frictionless. Think enterprise. We will iterate the term "customer-directed". We have proven we know that if you unleash super-efficiently then you may also evolve perfectly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of scalable power shifts. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We will morph the commonly-used term "extensible". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. What does it really mean to incentivize "micro-vertically"? If you leverage ultra-ultra-transparently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (one day) be able to brand correctly. Think cyber-holistic, intuitive. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "paradigms". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. The ability to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to incubate strategically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and XML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing reports but our aptitude to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If you synergize macro-iteravely, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We realize that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to deliver perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be holistic? We have come to know that it is better to iterate macro-extensibly than to actualize extensibly. We have proven we know that if you extend transparently then you may also exploit holistically.