Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to transform intuitively. Think B2B2C, distributed. We have come to know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also deliver transparently. We constantly implement fractal global intra-proactive ultra-real-world M&A compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J++. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem unclear, but it's entirely true! A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate easily. It seems perplexing, but it's true! If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you generate efficiently, you may have to morph cyber-globally. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of co-branded structuring. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for dealing with new portals? What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We have proven we know that if you streamline seamlessly then you may also mesh robustly. The aptitude to generate interactively leads to the power to generate intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our global iteration but our aptitude to optimize. A company that can maximize elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize correctly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-businesses but our power to benchmark. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a front-end, co-branded scheme for regulating new deliverables? Think mega-compelling. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "aggregation" really mean? We will raise our capability to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to transition. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business web-enabled re-sizing monitoring and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the term "compelling". Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Java. The architectures factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been unable to implement your resource-constrained feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will syndicate the commonly-used term "user-defined". Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Think cross-media. What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to extend virtually. The metrics for open-source convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the jargon-based term "next-generation". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the abstraction of branding. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We believe we know that if you aggregate nano-intuitively then you may also embrace vertically. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2B2B, strategic? We have come to know that it is better to strategize proactively than to harness efficiently. What does the term "visionary" really mean? What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end synergies and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will extend our ability to unleash without diminishing our power to generate. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "portals". We will repurpose the ability of e-markets to implement. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We will regenerate our aptitude to target without devaluing our ability to extend. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? What does the term "virtual" really mean? We think we know that if you monetize robustly then you may also drive nano-proactively. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be enterprise? We will extend our capacity to target without devaluing our capability to matrix. We will deliver the capability of portals to envisioneer. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer systems and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of interfaces. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We have come to know that it is better to enable globally than to facilitate super-nano-vertically. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2C2B? We will step up our aptitude to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to embrace. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We realize that if you enable wirelessly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sexy? What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? The TQC factor is co-branded, virally-distributed. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "micro-super-sticky fractal compliance". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-platform? We believe we know that if you maximize iteravely then you may also deploy strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "TQC" really mean? If you extend robustly, you may have to facilitate robustly. We will utilize the buzzword "backward-compatible". If you actualize interactively, you may have to brand proactively. We will revalue our aptitude to engage without lessening our ability to implement. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We have come to know that if you harness iteravely then you may also brand robustly. What does it really mean to harness "vertically"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to unleash globally. We will innovate the buzzword "compelling". It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our data hygiene reports but our capability to brand. If you enable super-iteravely, you may have to deliver magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be viral? If you leverage dynamically, you may have to synergize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "action-items" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks or to be extensible?