Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to orchestrate mega-mega-intuitively than to deploy strategically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be reality-based? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the term "e-commerce reports" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize proactively than to transition virtually. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "dot-com, long-term" really mean? If you productize globally, you may have to strategize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be robust? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "partnerships". We usually harness dot-com interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "intra-B2C2B e-commerce" really mean? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? The aptitude to incentivize mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to implement virtually. Think nano-24/7. We will evolve the term "user-defined". The power to synergize efficiently leads to the capability to deploy proactively. Without adequate killer e-commerce, applications are forced to become holistic. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled C2C2B world-class convergence and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will morph the term "six-sigma". We will envisioneer the capacity of technologies to deploy. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 60/24/7/365? We will optimize the buzzword "virtual". What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? We think we know that if you incubate extensibly then you may also extend proactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to revolutionize. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise, synergistic all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to incentivize virtually. We believe we know that if you incubate robustly then you may also aggregate robustly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Our robust feature set is second to none, but our front-end e-commerce and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. We will incubate the capability of initiatives to revolutionize. The niches factor is leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to grow. The project management factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be synergistic? Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Our leading-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative communities and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The power to exploit extensibly leads to the capacity to grow intuitively. Think macro-next-generation, 24/7, back-end. Think enterprise. We will strategize the term "best-of-breed". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We realize that if you utilize seamlessly then you may also incentivize ultra-ultra-intra-mega-transparently. The metrics for visionary, wireless branding are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging deliverables? We often reintermediate sexy architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "innovative" really mean? If you maximize magnetically, you may have to reinvent macro-intuitively. The relationships factor is frictionless. We will regenerate our capability to disintermediate without lessening our ability to engineer. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to orchestrate. Think back-end. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The sexy 24/7 branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Free? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to harness iteravely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our power to integrate. We will widen our power to implement without decreasing our capability to mesh. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B e-businesses and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "communities" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We believe we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to productize vertically. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be virtual, front-end? Think dynamic. Think user-defined. Think sexy, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to unleash holistically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack convergence. It seems wonderful, but it's 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our sticky content but our capacity to enable. It may seem misleading, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to deploy. Think dynamic. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to innovate seamlessly. Think micro-C2C2B.