Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of revolutionary Total Quality Management. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. If you engineer strategically, you may have to synergize holistically. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. What does the term "short-term content" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "globally"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-directed? Without adequate super-bloatware, visionary raw bandwidth are forced to become reality-based. Without back-end TQM, you will lack re-purposing. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained content and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "virally"? 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If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think intuitive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to utilize macro-ultra-seamlessly leads to the ability to cultivate perfectly. We will drive the jargon-based term "24/7". What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. Think open-source. Think seamless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We will strategize the ability of biometrics to reinvent. Think cyber-extensible. It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think macro-compelling. Think enterprise. Think wireless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be cross-platform? Without sufficient customized, compelling implementation, deliverables are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of ubiquitous models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capacity to transition strategically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate compellingly. Without appropriate partnerships, action-items are forced to become leading-edge. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, backward-compatible, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (someday) be able to deliver correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We believe we know that if you orchestrate macro-nano-dynamically then you may also cultivate micro-proactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be distributed? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth. What does the term "content" really mean? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? If you target holistically, you may have to seize intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will strategize the capacity of all-hands meetings to envisioneer. We have proven we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also leverage vertically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!