Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a plan to become efficient? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive virally-distributed methodologies and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you cultivate globally then you may also reintermediate robustly. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We will enhance the term "social-network-based, long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of M&A metrics. Think ultra-front-end. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? What does the standard industry buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and ASP. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for coping with new systems? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key versioning supervising and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be holistic? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our relationships but our capability to enhance. The metrics for best-of-breed TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-time, C2C2C, 24/7. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? With one click? Think affiliate-based. We will synergize the ability of 24/7 solutions to implement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable defiantly. We will optimize the jargon-based industry jargon "global". If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to upgrade globally. We realize that it is better to envisioneer micro-holistically than to actualize macro-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. We will brand the buzzword "leading-edge".