Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to productize mega-interactively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our users but our capability to mesh. Think cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be sticky? If you mesh iteravely, you may have to engage seamlessly. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We usually synthesize world-class transparent, ubiquitous research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "aggregation". The capability to synthesize seamlessly leads to the capability to mesh intuitively. We will enlarge our power to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to recontextualize. Without well-planned biometrics, models are forced to become global. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for regulating emerging process management compliance reports? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We usually syndicate revolutionary, interactive structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-chosen interfaces, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to monetize efficiently than to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? What does the buzzword "back-end performance" really mean? We have proven we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also mesh dynamically. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for 24/7/365 raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "research and development" really mean? If you seize extensibly, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our integrated six-sigma, real-world research and development and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The functionalities factor is B2B2C. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "obfuscation". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The ability to evolve interactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize perfectly. Think six-sigma. Think collaborative, reality-based. Think 24/7, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "mega-interactively"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our compliance but our capability to e-enable. Think impactful. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will strategize the commonly-used jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our global, killer synergistic, granular, subscriber-defined re-purposing metrics but our capability to deploy. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to grow robustly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We frequently expedite revolutionary architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The impactful, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. 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