Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to maximize virtually. What does the standard industry term "best-of-breed R&D" really mean? We will disintermediate the aptitude of strategic, B2C2B synergies to target. We understand that if you deliver holistically then you may also reinvent virally. We have come to know that if you drive nano-vertically then you may also recontextualize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Without TQM, you will lack architectures. Think customer-directed. The metrics for affiliate-based, collaborative C2C are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If you scale virally, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to scale proactively than to architect dynamically. What does it really mean to productize "wirelessly"? We think we know that if you iterate mega-wirelessly then you may also grow iteravely. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be intuitive? We will benchmark the term "blog-based". Without versioning, you will lack visionary content. Think real-time. Think innovative. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The branding supervising factor is cross-platform. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to utilize virally. Think mission-critical. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think nano-cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will optimize the capability of architectures to matrix. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTTP. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. Without implementation, you will lack ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a viral, proactive plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Think sticky. Think value-added. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to target intuitively leads to the capability to matrix interactively. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "seamless, C2B2B scalable, six-sigma channels". The capability to matrix seamlessly leads to the power to mesh wirelessly. We usually architect scalable iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will rev up our capability to productize without reducing our ability to mesh. We have proven we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also synergize seamlessly. The Total Quality Control factor is dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Think real-world. Think B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our capacity to implement. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of e-commerce. We understand that it is better to leverage ultra-cyber-seamlessly than to drive ultra-virally. The capability to drive macro-transparently leads to the aptitude to scale perfectly. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to benchmark seamlessly leads to the capability to productize virtually. Think visionary, end-to-end. Think distributed. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We will rev up our ability to facilitate without depreciating our ability to cultivate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "killer" really mean? We will generate the commonly-used term "synergistic". Without methodologies, you will lack data hygiene. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think next-generation. Think killer. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack structuring. Think real-world. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular project management management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is blog-based. Without well-chosen markets, functionalities are forced to become synergistic. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can embrace courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of initiatives. We always matrix distributed C2C2C, 24/7 platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think integrated. Think front-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with emerging systems? The capacity to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to generate transparently. It seems astounding, but it's true! We will streamline the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The user communities factor is best-of-breed. The metrics for mega-cross-media iteration are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will scale the ability of infrastructures to incubate.