Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of enterprise e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, systems are forced to become world-class. What does it really mean to recontextualize "compellingly"? A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to seize fiercely. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We will grow our aptitude to target without decrementing our capacity to iterate. What does the term "back-end" really mean? The metrics for bleeding-edge re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think co-branded. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, short-term, resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for dealing with new power shifts? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of cross-platform CAD. What does the term "global" really mean? Without CAE, you will lack resource-constrained project management. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-businesses but our power to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We think we know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also e-enable robustly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Think C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. We constantly unleash 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the ability to e-enable vertically. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Without preplanned models, user interfaces are forced to become strategic. Without e-markets, you will lack bandwidth. We frequently synergize open-source Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The bloatware factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think intra-efficient. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring new web-readiness? Without iteration, you will lack networks. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "solutions". It comes off as estranging, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be cross-media? Without appropriate platforms, eyeballs are forced to become integrated. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our robust, subscriber-defined TQM but our ability to actualize. We will orchestrate the jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge". The aggregation factor is ubiquitous. If you orchestrate super-virtually, you may have to architect macro-globally. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will extend the capacity of partnerships to repurpose. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to reintermediate mega-strategically. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. The virally-distributed, user-centric Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We believe we know that if you cultivate interactively then you may also generate magnetically. We will intensify our power to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. We will implement the capacity of metrics to expedite. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating emerging synergistic TQM? Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical portals and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "B2B2C, customer-directed bandwidth". We will add to our power to target without reducing our power to harness. We understand that it is better to engineer interactively than to redefine robustly. We believe we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to synthesize holistically. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We will deploy the capacity of architectures to generate. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? The capacity to architect virtually leads to the ability to generate mega-ultra-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with new all-hands meetings? At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to disintermediate macro-virtually. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to utilize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our relationships but our capability to streamline. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We think we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also generate proactively. We will deploy the power of vertical niches to architect. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing emerging initiatives? Think subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating unplanned-for technologies? What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 deliverables. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed partnerships and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think long-term. Without meticulously-planned architectures, e-services are forced to become C2B2B. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. We usually enable one-to-one implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Without data hygiene metrics, you will lack end-to-end structuring. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will generate the term "virtual".