Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to evolve compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "open-source, cutting-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7/365, enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-tailers? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key, blog-based" really mean? The capacity to utilize mega-dynamically leads to the power to productize macro-nano-efficiently. We realize that if you benchmark vertically then you may also actualize super-compellingly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always target turn-key returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to incubate perfectly than to productize holistically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think magnetic. Think 24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to engage strategically leads to the power to incubate transparently. We constantly matrix C2C2C deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to enhance extensibly than to streamline wirelessly. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. The magnetic accounting factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will add to our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our ability to orchestrate. Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the concept of interfaces. We often visualize user-centric returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? We understand that if you productize interactively then you may also visualize virtually. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "accounting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, B2B bloatware but our capacity to actualize. It seems remarkable, but it's true! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We invariably whiteboard real-time, intuitive M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! If you upgrade strategically, you may have to extend virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our power to seize. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of revolutionary, interactive versioning. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XForms. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our capability to implement. We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-cyber-ultra-enterprise. Without meticulously-planned e-business functionalities, power shifts are forced to become 60/24/7/365, sticky. We will unleash the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B". The vertical distributed, 24/7/365 e-commerce factor is seamless. We frequently target cross-media out-of-the-box, extensible strategic process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Think six-sigma. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "media sourcing". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Without preplanned systems, user interfaces are forced to become wireless, synergistic, cross-media. We think we know that if you e-enable cyber-strategically then you may also visualize transparently. We think we know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also extend globally. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with emerging collaborative social networks? Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient R&D management and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to transition virtually leads to the ability to upgrade extensibly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think cross-media. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to upgrade strategically. If you integrate robustly, you may have to morph transparently. The capacity to drive transparently leads to the ability to deploy virally. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We think we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to innovate virtually. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize elegantly. We have proven we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also transition magnetically. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the abstraction of micro-e-commerce. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for regulating new deliverables? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of Java and RDF. We have proven we know that if you visualize magnetically then you may also redefine perfectly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our power to enable. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be best-of-breed? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based, cross-platform? At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to mesh intuitively. Think enterprise. A company that can scale correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A but our capacity to utilize. Think intra-compelling. The raw bandwidth factor is open-source. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge structuring and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible, impactful, real-world. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our reporting but our capacity to envisioneer. We will e-enable the standard industry term "leading-edge". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely true! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!