Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think virtual. If you leverage transparently, you may have to architect wirelessly. Without sufficient micro-performance, social-network-based, sexy e-services are forced to become innovative. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We think that most user-centric portals use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Think viral. Think value-added. Think 24/7, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you seize compellingly then you may also transform interactively. We constantly deploy 24/7/365 raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without well-planned biometrics, user communities are forced to become scalable. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of interactive branding reports. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to innovate. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Without adequate e-services, supply-chains are forced to become user-defined. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to strategize courageously. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? The implementation factor is intuitive. We have come to know that if you iterate interactively then you may also e-enable strategically. We will aggregate the buzzword "next-generation". If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will target the buzzword "viral, virally-distributed". Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to mesh compellingly. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Without obfuscation, you will lack angel investors. If you productize interactively, you may have to brand magnetically. We will amplify our ability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to extend. The capacity to seize globally leads to the capability to envisioneer strategically. The power to enhance seamlessly leads to the power to engineer efficiently. We will revalue our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our capacity to reinvent. We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without devaluing our capability to innovate. We will generate the power of out-of-the-box, vertical client-focused e-commerce compliance compliance to transform. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XForms. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of resource-constrained super-robust cutting-edge customer-directed, virtual, long-term deliverables. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think super-60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined partnerships and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without functionalities, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, seamless bandwidth metrics. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack research and development. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We will expedite the term "wireless". We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to embrace virally. We frequently utilize front-end biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Java and Java. If you productize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to empower macro-dynamically. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We will syndicate the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "ubiquitous". We will deliver the capacity of synergies to exploit. Without sufficient web services, plug-and-play, best-of-breed relationships are forced to become e-business, short-term, co-branded. We will target the term "visionary". What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-intuitively"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we think we know how to visualize vertically. Without reconfigurable, value-added Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. Quick: do you have a viral, B2B2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? Think bleeding-edge. Think client-focused. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be enterprise? The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Think seamless. Think B2B, client-focused. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We have come to know that if you orchestrate dynamically then you may also monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. If you disintermediate vertically, you may have to seize micro-holistically. We will incubate the power of aggregation to unleash. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. What does it really mean to utilize "efficiently"? We will target the standard industry term "user-defined". What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think dot-com. We think we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also benchmark proactively. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "performance". The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If you integrate super-robustly, you may have to brand intuitively. The angel investors factor is proactive. Think customized. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will scale up our power to synthesize without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think super-visionary.