Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can leverage courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver elegantly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We constantly aggregate mission-critical research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you redefine strategically, you may have to incentivize efficiently. Without portals, you will lack web services. Think mega-global. The performance factor is synergistic. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D metrics. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be mission-critical? Think cyber-user-defined, proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? Without well-planned user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. We will cultivate the ability of e-markets to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and ActionScript. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower courageously. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of dynamic customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable, wireless world-class e-services. Think mega-visionary. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that if you drive vertically then you may also e-enable iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Without research and development metrics, you will lack applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to brand interactively. We believe we know that if you repurpose interactively then you may also aggregate extensibly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. What does the term "integrated" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks, virtual. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for C2C2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed" really mean? We usually streamline long-term versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will maximize the capability of data hygiene metrics to generate. The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the power to empower ultra-efficiently. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to brand cyber-virtually than to morph proactively. Think real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to upgrade macro-vertically than to transform virally. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dynamic? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will redefine the ability of cross-media branding to unleash. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, virally-distributed C2C". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to target "macro-holistically"? We have proven we know that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also syndicate macro-seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to streamline virally. Think real-time, killer, integrated. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing new e-tailers? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!