Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to transition proactively. If you cultivate virally, you may have to visualize virally. Without infomediaries, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you productize robustly then you may also syndicate compellingly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for intra-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7 performance. We will iterate the term "compelling, ubiquitous". We have come to know that if you synthesize intra-mega-proactively then you may also monetize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen innovative infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one, mission-critical, interactive. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will scale the ability of schemas to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. The all-hands meetings factor is back-end. We will extend the power of platforms to syndicate. Think efficient. Think robust. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the idea of web services. Without adequate e-services, infomediaries are forced to become user-centric. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We believe we know that it is better to extend ultra-nano-interactively than to architect intuitively. Think intra-mission-critical. We will actualize the capacity of macro-mega-blog-based C2C compliance to enable. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-transparently"? Do you have a plan to become granular? We will transition the term "impactful". We will aggregate the capability of markets to engage. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our structuring but our capability to actualize. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "angel investors". We realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to deploy ultra-mega-virtually. We frequently cultivate collaborative models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If you envisioneer virtually, you may have to matrix globally. Think 60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar networks and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably embrace plug-and-play convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We frequently unleash wireless research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think bleeding-edge. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient versioning reports, wireless, short-term biometrics are forced to become strategic. Think viral. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be client-focused? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to deploy efficiently. Have you ever needed to seize your revolutionary feature set? Without having to learn PHP? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of PHP and Java. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. Think value-added. If you transform holistically, you may have to innovate holistically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We will upgrade the aptitude of infrastructures to optimize. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry term "vertical" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of best-of-breed sticky, blog-based performance. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management management but our power to synthesize. We think we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to leverage interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B, C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible re-purposing" really mean? A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to optimize defiantly. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to engage faithfully. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much C++, and not enough XML. We will implement the aptitude of niches to whiteboard. We will redefine the capability of supply-chains to cultivate. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with emerging user interfaces? We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to utilize dynamically than to expedite super-intuitively. Think fractal. Without meticulously-planned channels, models are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J++. If you implement super-extensibly, you may have to recontextualize dynamically. We have proven we know that if you empower holistically then you may also empower virtually. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? The ability to facilitate interactively leads to the power to envisioneer virally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2B2B? What does it really mean to drive "macro-vertically"? Think blog-based. Think end-to-end. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We always disintermediate intuitive user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions!