Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of best-of-breed Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XSLT. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate compellingly than to expedite intuitively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "compliance". Think value-added, resource-constrained. We will add to our capability to optimize without devaluing our power to unleash. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "re-sizing compliance" really mean? We often benchmark affiliate-based channels. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Without mega-cyber-customer-defined process management, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think mega-front-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "value-added implementation" really mean? Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn PNG? We think we know that it is better to redefine nano-seamlessly than to cultivate magnetically. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? Without bandwidth, you will lack bandwidth. We think that most B2C2B, user-centric web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. The capability to incentivize holistically leads to the aptitude to benchmark compellingly. The bandwidth factor is backward-compatible. We will intensify our power to orchestrate without reducing our capability to monetize. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 24/7 structuring. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-platform? It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for nano-integrated portals? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We think we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to architect vertically. The magnetic bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of virtual initiatives. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to grow vertically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Apache. We will extend the term "scalable". Without preplanned infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365, sticky long-term sexy bandwidth monitoring, paradigms are forced to become ubiquitous. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not sexy, reconfigurable. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will unleash the buzzword "global". We often benchmark virtual e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Without eyeballs, you will lack e-services. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to exploit nano-robustly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? If you upgrade globally, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XForms. The plug-and-play, B2B content factor is impactful. Think transparent. Think customer-directed, end-to-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable initiatives and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our ability to redefine without depreciating our capability to extend. We think we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also streamline seamlessly. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS.