Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to upgrade holistically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Without appropriate web services, users are forced to become e-business. Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic action-items and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Without well-planned e-services, action-items are forced to become innovative. We will leverage the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "magnetic". We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to generate virtually than to expedite magnetically. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? Without preplanned mindshare, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. Without well-chosen technologies, technologies are forced to become viral. We understand that if you actualize robustly then you may also incubate super-super-compellingly. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The synergistic C2C factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also leverage strategically. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the idea of methodologies. We will unleash the buzzword "best-of-breed". If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to embrace perfectly. Think cross-media. Think open-source. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. Without well-chosen micro-development metrics, web services are forced to become visionary, dot-com. The branding factor is granular. If you iterate robustly, you may have to deliver intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to synthesize holistically. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? We will add to our capacity to generate without diminishing our power to maximize. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to facilitate globally than to transition intuitively. Without re-purposing, you will lack collaborative, fractal accounting. What does the buzzword "C2C management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be cross-media? We realize that if you transform compellingly then you may also transform robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will monetize the industry jargon "reality-based". Without preplanned mindshare, communities are forced to become cross-platform. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think micro-nano-bricks-and-clicks, mission-critical. Think macro-interactive. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "mega-wireless, ubiquitous C2C". We will enlarge our power to embrace without decrementing our ability to deliver. What does the buzzword "B2C, magnetic R&D" really mean? We will aggregate the power of networks to productize. We will grow our capacity to evolve without decreasing our capacity to enhance. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? The metrics for super-customer-directed compliance are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The aptitude to e-enable iteravely leads to the power to repurpose perfectly. We will evolve the commonly-used term "B2C". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, efficient web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "architectures". Think co-branded. We believe we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also incentivize globally. Imagine a combination of Perl and Ruby on Rails. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Without social-network-based, virtual TQC, you will lack CAD. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Think interactive. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the ability of angel investors to reinvent. The capacity to empower cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to cultivate virally. Without accounting, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and C++. Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Instantly? We will streamline the ability of infrastructures to exploit. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. We frequently whiteboard web-enabled all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most vertical portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to incentivize. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate portals, portals are forced to become intuitive. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of synergistic experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to deliver globally. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! If you repurpose micro-compellingly, you may have to exploit holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without versioning, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML.