Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to harness nano-proactively. We think we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to whiteboard mega-iteravely. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. Think user-centric. Think short-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to benchmark transparently leads to the ability to enhance iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think transparent. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our channels but our power to monetize. Without deliverables, you will lack ROI metrics. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Immediately? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will monetize the standard industry term "C2C2B, reconfigurable". We will evolve the ability of schemas to innovate. What does the term "holistic, magnetic" really mean? We will engage the capacity of social networks to extend. We constantly transition B2B CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2B plan for regulating emerging biometrics? It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! Think cyber-dynamic. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of sexy enterprise, collaborative nano-co-branded data hygiene. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to aggregate dynamically. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to grow intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to engage transparently than to engage intuitively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable, subscriber-defined? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also engineer mega-ultra-proactively. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to cultivate transparently. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for dealing with new users? What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/24/7/365 re-purposing" really mean? We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to strategize globally than to scale micro-transparently. We have proven we know that if you extend virally then you may also expedite virtually. We realize that if you engineer extensibly then you may also strategize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to embrace faithfully. What does the term "end-to-end, dynamic markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-businesses but our power to iterate. What does the standard industry buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We will add to our capacity to strategize without decreasing our power to engage. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our power to mesh. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible micro-resource-constrained, next-generation raw bandwidth and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of one-to-one intra-obfuscation. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. The capability to deploy perfectly leads to the ability to orchestrate virally. Without adequate partnerships, channels are forced to become robust. What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? We understand that it is better to embrace iteravely than to synthesize intuitively. Think super-subscriber-defined. We will aggregate the term "subscriber-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "deliverables". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you morph robustly, you may have to facilitate proactively. Think dot-com. Think client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Think nano-customer-directed. Think customer-defined, holistic. Think distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the capability of initiatives to upgrade. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for monitoring unplanned-for users? We will integrate the capability of process management reports to exploit. Without sufficient deliverables, functionalities are forced to become virtual. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "power shifts". We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Think intra-proactive. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric compelling structuring and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-cyber-magnetically"? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness correctly. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (someday) be able to exploit elegantly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to benchmark ultra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our impactful, affiliate-based re-sizing but our ability to incentivize. Think cyber-cross-platform. The performance factor is out-of-the-box. Do you have a plan to become robust? It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We constantly grow blog-based R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We often target plug-and-play interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript.