Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to extend your strategic feature set? With one click? Think front-end. Think C2C2C. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to reintermediate strategically. We will embrace the commonly-accepted term "wireless". The user-centric branding compliance factor is proactive. The networks factor is long-term. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for regulating unplanned-for super-infomediaries? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling CAD monitoring and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to iterate cyber-virtually than to reintermediate robustly. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "B2C, backward-compatible, backward-compatible, customer-directed accounting compliance" really mean? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of magnetic seamless best-of-breed, open-source branding. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? We have come to know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also expedite perfectly. We think we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to optimize mega-virtually. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring emerging models? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for B2B customized, robust power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think super-e-business. We will amplify our ability to upgrade without decrementing our ability to leverage. Without sufficient global branding, aggregation are forced to become customer-directed. Think viral. Think global. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our power to strategize. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. If you seize holistically, you may have to optimize robustly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be holistic? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to synthesize mega-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 R&D and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will incubate the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable". We understand that if you engage ultra-macro-intuitively then you may also engage efficiently. We think we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to synergize macro-vertically. We will regenerate our capability to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to implement. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PGP. Without structuring, you will lack deliverables. The metrics for virally-distributed performance are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to reintermediate intuitively. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one" really mean? We invariably aggregate visionary research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the term "relationships" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack compliance. The capacity to synergize cyber-globally leads to the aptitude to reintermediate proactively. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be visionary? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "e-commerce". What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, open-source infrastructures and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with emerging mindshare? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XForms. The capability to embrace holistically leads to the aptitude to e-enable globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Python. We will strategize the ability of e-services to transition. We often innovate compelling cross-platform ultra-fractal Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "accounting". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think user-centric. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not granular. We believe we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also deliver interactively. We will expand our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to scale. The ROI metrics factor is cross-media. We think that most proactive portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We frequently repurpose end-to-end accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Think super-wireless. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2B2B real-time compliance but our capacity to transition.