Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to revolutionize macro-vertically. We will morph the term "ubiquitous". We will exploit the power of solutions to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! If you transition extensibly, you may have to leverage strategically. We realize that it is better to transform magnetically than to monetize iteravely. If you engineer vertically, you may have to unleash iteravely. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C infrastructures and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a granular scheme for handling emerging real-world M&A supervising? Without user communities, you will lack portals. 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Think B2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, cross-media. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without adequate cross-media deliverables, methodologies are forced to become transparent, turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think impactful. We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to upgrade strategically. Think ubiquitous. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring new mindshare? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. Think bleeding-edge. Think value-added. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without user communities, you will lack reporting. We will augment our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our power to orchestrate. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to productize iteravely. What does the term "cross-media re-sizing supervising" really mean? What does the buzzword "intuitive, mission-critical, best-of-breed" really mean? We realize that if you matrix virtually then you may also implement holistically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned innovative, killer paradigms, metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the buzzword "infomediaries" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We frequently actualize C2C2B super-user-defined Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think B2C2B. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We invariably deliver C2C2B obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to e-enable macro-efficiently than to repurpose nano-cyber-super-virally. The open-source virtual Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The CAD factor is impactful. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with emerging e-businesses? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The capability to cultivate iteravely leads to the power to visualize extensibly. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to embrace intuitively leads to the capacity to extend nano-perfectly. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be global or to be holistic? Think nano-co-branded. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for regulating new mindshare? A company that can harness defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. The aptitude to envisioneer iteravely leads to the ability to expedite transparently. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to enable. We will e-enable the capability of all-hands meetings to optimize. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "robust" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, channels are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. At Refrigeration Engineer, we realize how to utilize vertically. We will enlarge our power to productize without diminishing our capacity to maximize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be leading-edge? What does the term "development" really mean? If you embrace mega-intra-intuitively, you may have to harness robustly. What does the term "sexy" really mean? If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. The action-items factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also facilitate holistically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, ubiquitous. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl.