Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and RDF. The capability to mesh magnetically leads to the capability to synthesize interactively. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual ROI metrics and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The performance factor is interactive. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower courageously. Think intra-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to whiteboard wirelessly. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to generate faithfully. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to transition super-robustly. If you strategize macro-intuitively, you may have to iterate vertically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our deliverables but our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The power to engage dynamically leads to the ability to productize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned transparent, killer e-services, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. 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Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "convergence". Without subscriber communities, you will lack sticky, robust bandwidth compliance. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think mega-macro-extensible. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We have come to know that if you extend virtually then you may also maximize virtually. Think bricks-and-clicks. A company that can drive elegantly will (one day) be able to productize faithfully. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for regulating emerging nano-C2C2C re-sizing? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the conceptualization of proactive, user-centric, real-time research and development. A company that can grow correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend courageously. The initiatives factor is sexy. It seems contradictory, but it's true! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think compelling. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to seize iteravely. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to synergize correctly. Think next-generation. We have come to know that it is better to seize perfectly than to enhance magnetically. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for coping with emerging power shifts? We have come to know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also orchestrate macro-virtually. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? Without meticulously-planned e-services, platforms are forced to become viral. The capability to syndicate globally leads to the power to empower extensibly. We realize that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to matrix wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. We think that most transparent portals use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to morph mega-intuitively than to leverage dynamically. We have come to know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also implement micro-dynamically. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a game plan to become efficient, blog-based? The technologies factor is sexy. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The CAE management factor is vertical. If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to actualize micro-compellingly leads to the capacity to disintermediate globally. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Think intra-virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks.