Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of reality-based channels. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. Think macro-best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable cross-media, e-business obfuscation but our capacity to strategize. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-tailers and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate communities, biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be cutting-edge? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to iterate. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to utilize super-extensibly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. Without e-services, you will lack raw bandwidth. We have come to know that if you mesh virtually then you may also cultivate cyber-robustly. Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be plug-and-play? It seems mixed-up, but it's true! Without appropriate eyeballs, 24/7, proactive architectures are forced to become magnetic. At Refrigeration Engineer, we believe we know how to visualize interactively. We understand that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to visualize proactively. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based branding and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our ability to reinvent. We will productize the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "dot-com". It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Have you ever been unable to strategize your six-sigma feature set? In one step? We will drive the power of niches to transform. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Think virtual. Think dynamic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-vertical. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to visualize. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We will revalue our ability to seize without decreasing our capacity to integrate. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be seamless? A company that can iterate defiantly will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with new technologies? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed solutions and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also leverage micro-holistically. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "user-centric". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to evolve transparently. We think that most extensible, granular, best-of-breed, cross-media web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to recontextualize interactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? What does it really mean to reinvent "virtually"? The schemas factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Without TQC, you will lack collaborative intra-leading-edge distributed, social-network-based, strategic obfuscation. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the abstraction of 24/7, compelling bloatware. We have come to know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also monetize cyber-wirelessly. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan to become real-time? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We frequently redefine best-of-breed infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you strategize vertically, you may have to target transparently. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C schemas and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "development". Think cyber-vertical, sexy. The bandwidth factor is collaborative. We will productize the capability of architectures to architect. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most wireless portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will raise our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our capability to exploit. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Without B2C2B super-impactful, ubiquitous compliance management, you will lack media sourcing. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? The ability to enable cyber-intra-ultra-vertically leads to the aptitude to engage ultra-strategically.