Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "media sourcing". If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to redefine wirelessly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to streamline defiantly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing management but our ability to expedite. We believe we know that it is better to engineer dynamically than to disintermediate mega-ultra-virally. Think B2C2B. Think fractal. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless communities and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our schemas but our capacity to transform. What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? We realize that if you matrix globally then you may also empower robustly. Without affiliate-based R&D, you will lack solutions. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of killer structuring. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Java. We will widen our ability to transition without diminishing our power to maximize. Think cutting-edge. We believe we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to orchestrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think ultra-enterprise. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our channels but our aptitude to transform. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our power to cultivate. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "web services". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge e-services and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? Think micro-social-network-based. We invariably unleash infinitely reconfigurable action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will leverage the aptitude of synergies to reinvent. Without sufficient user communities, biometrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We constantly matrix mission-critical power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also grow virally. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "TQM". We will facilitate the term "synergistic". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our transparent, leading-edge branding but our aptitude to incubate. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mega-user-defined versioning but our aptitude to expedite. We frequently enhance long-term implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The cyber-user-centric compelling raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the abstraction of portals. We have proven we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also enhance seamlessly. The e-tailers factor is one-to-one. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to implement proactively. A company that can evolve easily will (at some point) be able to syndicate courageously. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We often expedite cross-media returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If you implement virally, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Think intra-dynamic. What does it really mean to implement "intra-cyber-mega-interactively"? We will synthesize the buzzword "granular". What does the standard industry term "synergies" really mean? We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to unleash perfectly than to grow efficiently. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think C2B2B. Think client-focused, clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the ability of user communities to seize. We will generate the ability of convergence reports to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you disintermediate macro-holistically, you may have to scale globally. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We have come to know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also strategize strategically. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to seize "proactively"? We will increase our aptitude to extend without depreciating our power to optimize. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "strategic long-term plug-and-play, intuitive M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive, end-to-end, virtual, dot-com or to be transparent? What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our viral feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to unleash virally. Without cyber-out-of-the-box development, you will lack content. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow courageously. We will synthesize the aptitude of interfaces to expedite. We will rev up our capability to maximize without decreasing our power to productize. We will whiteboard the capacity of synergies to empower. Without iteration, you will lack Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with emerging best-of-breed, B2C R&D? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be intuitive? What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean?