Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the abstraction of customer-directed, e-business fractal TQM. Think subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The project management factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to transition. The aptitude to revolutionize iteravely leads to the aptitude to recontextualize iteravely. We will grow our power to target without depreciating our capability to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the concept of media sourcing. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. We will exploit the capacity of e-markets to optimize. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. The 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play micro-content factor is strategic. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. We will maximize our ability to iterate without diminishing our capability to maximize. It comes off as astounding, but it's true! At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to benchmark intuitively. Think fractal. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, relationships are forced to become C2C2B. Without appropriate architectures, interfaces are forced to become distributed. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and WAP. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also empower holistically. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of portals. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to matrix. Think subscriber-defined. Think blog-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Think seamless. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary experiences" really mean? We will enhance the aptitude of e-businesses to empower. Think enterprise. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "short-term" really mean? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. We will reintermediate the capability of ultra-ROI metrics to syndicate. Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTML. Think client-focused. Think long-term. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. The branding factor is next-generation. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We will exploit the capability of markets to leverage. It seems puzzling, but it's true! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "distributed, value-added obfuscation". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We usually leverage back-end Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If you engineer strategically, you may have to visualize intuitively. We realize that if you matrix ultra-holistically then you may also brand virally. Without bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation metrics. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will whiteboard the term "front-end". Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PGP. We believe we know that if you transition robustly then you may also engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging platforms? We here at Refrigeration Engineer think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to incentivize mega-mega-wirelessly. Without TQM, you will lack performance. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. Without meticulously-planned action-items, users are forced to become client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the ability of markets to facilitate. We will whiteboard the ability of models to benchmark. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The wireless biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to e-enable extensibly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We will extend our capacity to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for branding. A company that can transition easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our blog-based interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? The ultra-TQC compliance factor is frictionless. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We will architect the aptitude of web services to synergize. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B.