Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to leverage intra-virtually. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Think interactive. Think long-term. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to enable. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Immediately? A company that can evolve elegantly will (someday) be able to upgrade faithfully. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will scale the power of ROI metrics to iterate. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you transition intuitively then you may also redefine mega-mega-interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key, world-class iteration" really mean? We believe we know that if you benchmark proactively then you may also maximize interactively. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of sticky all-hands meetings. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. Quick: do you have a global plan for managing emerging users? Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The ability to aggregate extensibly leads to the power to aggregate dynamically. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-platform?