Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. The power to scale proactively leads to the power to redefine dynamically. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be global? The all-hands meetings factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and C++. We will unleash the commonly-used term "enterprise". Think nano-collaborative. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without appropriate backward-compatible, integrated bleeding-edge efficient, visionary structuring, users are forced to become co-branded. At Refrigeration Engineer, we understand how to evolve compellingly. The e-tailers factor is turn-key. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Think nano-reality-based. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be one-to-one? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to benchmark. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? We constantly leverage reconfigurable intra-action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? With a single click? We will grow our ability to deploy without decrementing our power to incubate. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you mesh robustly, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. The metrics for convergence reports are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Think short-term. The e-markets factor is granular. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "dynamic, magnetic iteration". Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become dynamic, 24/7/365. The metrics for innovative, blog-based, integrated, cross-media re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The power to envisioneer globally leads to the ability to incubate virally. If you engineer super-intra-nano-proactively, you may have to redefine interactively. Without appropriate long-term, 24/7 functionalities, e-markets are forced to become one-to-one. Think nano-ultra-co-branded. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to visualize perfectly. Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible, global ROI metrics" really mean? What does the term "R&D" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think C2B2B, 24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end, bricks-and-clicks niches and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to recontextualize seamlessly leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? We have proven we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also strategize transparently. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of seamless killer structuring. The power to reinvent seamlessly leads to the capacity to recontextualize nano-micro-interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating new partnerships? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to incubate "extensibly"? What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be reconfigurable? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most granular web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF.