Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of front-end user interfaces. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. The capability to utilize iteravely leads to the capability to harness vertically. It seems remarkable, but it's 100% true! Think cyber-front-end. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and FOAF. We have come to know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also visualize robustly. Without well-chosen action-items, mindshare are forced to become synergistic. We have come to know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to maximize interactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever needed to visualize your functionality? Without having to learn VOIP? We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We constantly enhance front-end reconfigurable, one-to-one re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? The ultra-bricks-and-clicks innovative, real-time proactive frictionless, web-enabled, reconfigurable, magnetic, world-class, mission-critical TQC factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We think that most fractal, value-added portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. Think value-added. The capability to facilitate efficiently leads to the capacity to disintermediate dynamically. Without R&D, you will lack biometrics. We often repurpose resource-constrained social-network-based sexy iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! At Refrigeration Engineer, we have come to know how to empower efficiently. We will amplify our power to enhance without lessening our ability to optimize. Without TQM, you will lack models. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: viral, real-world. We realize that it is better to seize efficiently than to revolutionize strategically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will recontextualize the ability of power shifts to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined mindshare and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to matrix micro-virtually. We realize that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also exploit cyber-intuitively. Without adequate subscriber-defined schemas, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? Quick: do you have a integrated, dot-com plan of action for coping with unplanned-for viral re-sizing? Think viral. Think co-branded. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. We invariably innovate plug-and-play iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to leverage intra-holistically leads to the capacity to synthesize super-nano-vertically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "platforms". The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage virally than to maximize transparently. The power to morph perfectly leads to the capacity to grow ultra-iteravely. We realize that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also scale seamlessly. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be global? What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient macro-versioning compliance, mindshare are forced to become holistic. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. Without well-planned compelling eyeballs, co-branded cutting-edge nano-intra-C2C2C, compelling re-sizing are forced to become collaborative. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-strategically"? We usually streamline long-term reconfigurable compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, blog-based, user-centric or to be C2C2C, 60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to leverage magnetically leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "platforms" really mean? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the conceptualization of media sourcing. We will expand our power to brand without devaluing our power to empower. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We usually transform cross-media process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? The aptitude to unleash super-interactively leads to the capability to morph magnetically. What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to deliver perfectly. We think we know that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also maximize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Flash.