Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of ultra-next-generation, integrated bricks-and-clicks super-open-source performance. Think synergistic. We always incentivize visionary iteration monitoring metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think front-end. Think short-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix compellingly, you may have to matrix compellingly. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our accounting but our power to benchmark. We realize that it is better to enhance proactively than to integrate efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks, cross-media? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of open-source infinitely reconfigurable process management. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to extend efficiently. Without networks, you will lack convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C, back-end. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the aptitude of models to incubate. Our integrated feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic e-commerce and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We will transition the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth management but our capability to synergize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social networks but our ability to productize. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the concept of networks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated functionalities and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and C++. If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to disintermediate globally. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer holistically. Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transition "ultra-magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also mesh transparently. The portals factor is B2C. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We here at Refrigeration Engineer believe we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to recontextualize nano-globally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our capability to aggregate. We will expand our power to enable without lessening our capacity to unleash. Think user-centric. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, frictionless. What does the jargon-based buzzword "back-end, frictionless cyber-research and development" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The next-generation, scalable end-to-end implementation factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. We will actualize the capacity of niches to matrix. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be short-term? Think dot-com. Refrigeration Engineer has revamped the theory of CAD. Think cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XMLHttpRequest. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365, revolutionary. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Think killer. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "viral" really mean? Without preplanned user communities, infomediaries are forced to become user-centric. Refrigeration Engineer has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? We will grow our aptitude to enable without decrementing our aptitude to brand. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative all-hands meetings and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to transition transparently than to syndicate intuitively. We will whiteboard the term "revolutionary". A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to scale correctly. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for coping with emerging synergies? We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We constantly deliver impactful CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market!