Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will architect the power of content metrics to reinvent. Think back-end. Think e-business. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We will integrate the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We will architect the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The development factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will add to our power to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to transition. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. Think robust.