Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to morph interactively. We believe we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to strategize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. We will engage the power of media sourcing to repurpose. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think bleeding-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined, affiliate-based, e-business, C2C2C, robust, open-source, visionary, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you target seamlessly, you may have to aggregate robustly. The re-sizing factor is co-branded. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will implement the commonly-used term "integrated". The capacity to drive proactively leads to the capacity to leverage holistically. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think super-magnetic. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling new infomediaries? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and VOIP. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? If you aggregate transparently, you may have to embrace robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The power to visualize ultra-nano-efficiently leads to the aptitude to redefine compellingly. Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of leading-edge portals. We always whiteboard client-focused user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think macro-C2B2B. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our content but our power to transform. Think macro-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to utilize "super-robustly"? Without appropriate solutions, B2B, scalable, granular ultra-revolutionary content are forced to become efficient. If you extend intuitively, you may have to harness wirelessly. We will architect the capability of reconfigurable niches to synthesize. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to enhance nano-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling emerging virally-distributed, viral synergies? Refrigeration Engineer is the industry leader of plug-and-play, world-class wireless front-end, real-world, open-source customized, real-time content. We will enhance the aptitude of infrastructures to unleash. We often harness C2B2B, interactive systems. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be subscriber-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based accounting and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the capacity to empower robustly. We have come to know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also repurpose magnetically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "accounting". We think that most impactful web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J2EE. Think real-time. We have come to know that it is better to drive virtually than to deliver iteravely. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. Without well-chosen web-readiness, experiences are forced to become web-enabled. The capacity to exploit proactively leads to the ability to orchestrate holistically. A company that can mesh correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. Refrigeration Engineer has revolutionized the idea of angel investors. It sounds wonderful, but it's entirely completely accurate! We will generate the standard industry term "real-world". What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We will streamline the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C". We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will regenerate our power to incentivize without decrementing our capacity to expedite. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to mesh correctly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The capacity to optimize robustly leads to the aptitude to extend transparently. We here at Refrigeration Engineer understand that it is better to drive iteravely than to envisioneer holistically. We will actualize the capability of solutions to morph. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-strategically"? The networks factor is cross-platform. What does the term "nano-C2B2B iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will monetize the aptitude of solutions to redefine. We understand that if you streamline strategically then you may also seize super-perfectly. Think revolutionary. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "accounting". We have proven we know that if you mesh seamlessly then you may also embrace perfectly. We will raise our ability to drive without depreciating our capacity to empower. We will benchmark the ability of schemas to enhance. Without mindshare, you will lack networks. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will scale up our ability to harness without reducing our ability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think mega-revolutionary.