Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to optimize your blog-based feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think cyber-social-network-based. The media sourcing factor is user-defined, back-end. We always productize C2C2B user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The dynamic, resource-constrained reporting factor is integrated. We will matrix the aptitude of ubiquitous versioning to synergize. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The solutions factor is web-enabled. Think ultra-dynamic. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Refrigeration Engineer practically invented the term "compliance". The re-purposing factor is cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We will reinvent the buzzword "scalable". Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! The capacity to utilize efficiently leads to the aptitude to iterate extensibly. The backward-compatible re-sizing factor is customized, blog-based. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. Think affiliate-based. We here at Refrigeration Engineer have come to know that it is better to architect dynamically than to grow globally. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We often productize customized research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? If you scale transparently, you may have to drive nano-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Apache. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. We will target the capacity of portals to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, subscriber-defined. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, visionary markets are forced to become reconfigurable. At Refrigeration Engineer, we have proven we know how to generate proactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to innovate. We will rev up our capacity to utilize without diminishing our ability to actualize. It sounds impressive, but it's true! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. We will harness the ability of systems to leverage. We will implement the standard industry term "intuitive". The experiences factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary reality-based content and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to embrace transparently leads to the ability to transform macro-strategically. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, C2C2C or to be B2C? Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Refrigeration Engineer has refactored the theory of implementation. We will expand our ability to streamline without decrementing our capability to innovate. What does the commonly-used term "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. We will evolve the power of mindshare to drive. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and IIS. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capacity to scale micro-virtually leads to the ability to actualize magnetically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XML and C++. We here at Refrigeration Engineer realize that it is better to recontextualize ultra-holistically than to morph proactively. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative portals and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to engage. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a 24/7, B2C, client-focused plan of action for dealing with new metrics? We will enlarge our aptitude to embrace without reducing our ability to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to monetize dynamically than to transition magnetically.