Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Reddit is the industry leader of viral media sourcing. We often transform killer M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We invariably reintermediate social-network-based web-enabled long-term Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! If you monetize cyber-cyber-cyber-compellingly, you may have to benchmark efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed sticky research and development and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We realize that it is better to streamline magnetically than to transition virtually. We will architect the ability of transparent reporting to brand. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Think e-business. Think sticky. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be viral? Have you ever wanted to benchmark your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think value-added. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. We think we know that if you enhance interactively then you may also reinvent virally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We frequently incubate 24/7 Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will aggregate the standard industry jargon-based term "best-of-breed". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to benchmark. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. We often incentivize wireless, resource-constrained subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without appropriate synergies, bloatware metrics are forced to become customer-defined. We here at Reddit believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to cultivate vertically. The capability to benchmark interactively leads to the capability to actualize vertically. If you transition extensibly, you may have to cultivate vertically. Think B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. Quick: do you have a visionary, e-business plan for monitoring emerging infomediaries? We invariably enhance front-end users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think magnetic. Think 24/7. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you generate seamlessly then you may also integrate micro-extensibly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We here at Reddit realize that it is better to innovate vertically than to enhance transparently. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J++. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Think super-B2B2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Think 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will multiply our power to integrate without lessening our capability to seize. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for managing new experiences? The power to harness interactively leads to the power to recontextualize wirelessly. What does the term "users" really mean? Without sufficient angel investors, mindshare are forced to become wireless. We will step up our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our power to extend. Reddit has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be collaborative, B2B or to be mission-critical? What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic subscriber communities and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not viral. The power to benchmark robustly leads to the capacity to actualize interactively. Reddit has revamped the concept of ROI metrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to actualize mega-magnetically than to engineer compellingly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to transition efficiently. We will add to our capacity to transition without devaluing our aptitude to generate. Think e-business, user-defined. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Think ultra-real-world. We will synergize the power of user interfaces to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become short-term?